The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - BOOTSY BELLOWS Ft. Dom and Maya (Upstairs Neighbors)

00:00:00.000 I stayed the night in Charles de Gaulle like the TDG airport and I walked into Burger King

00:00:07.360 there was like a Burger King and I was like I'm so bitch like I'm gonna literally like do my big

00:00:11.880 one right now like dead ass I'm gonna house something here yeah walk in there and I'm

00:00:16.900 literally like like literally like and like you dead wrong because you dead wrong they're dead

00:00:25.500 because I was at that same Burger King and I was like hey everyone and welcome back to another

00:00:37.700 episode of the comment section show starring me your fave who cares about me on to the guests

00:00:42.680 today we have a duo an iconic legendary hilarious duo Dom and Maya aka Upstairs Neighbors

00:00:49.380 and thanks for having us like oh my god thank you so much for having us in the house thank you for

00:00:56.920 coming in the most severe way right here it is no like we came as soon as we heard as soon as we got

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00:01:45.080 you got to travel Europe first then you came well you know what I mean yeah y'all mind if we spend

00:01:53.420 our whole savings like oh my god but like drop a galaxy like I don't know drop a galaxy make sure

00:01:58.740 you guys drop some roses below no like that I'm honored to have y'all thank you for coming to the

00:02:03.120 show oh how's life for y'all right now it's been life it's been life has it yeah in a derogatory way

00:02:09.900 no in like a positive way I think like it's just been like super busy like we've had like a lot of

00:02:16.260 like really exciting changes and stuff and we did like an east coast tour and like honestly like

00:02:21.100 really like me I'm like you know it's just like being a rock star is really fucking hard

00:02:25.620 try being an influencer try being an influence for a day but genuinely like I feel like we've been

00:02:31.300 having like such an awesome time for sure so many new first experiences and stuff but it has been like

00:02:37.580 a little oh can we sit down like it's a little oh I know when you don't see your own bed for a

00:02:43.040 long time it's oh it's tragic learning about that yeah matters of the heart matters of the heart

00:02:48.580 matters of the heart and the spirit and the mind really like my body spirit let's just take it all

00:02:52.740 the way well I want to talk to y'all about upstairs neighbors how did that come to be I'd love to know

00:02:56.780 the genesis of it obviously I've been on the show had a blast oh they were gonna jump y'all about

00:03:01.440 that audio but other than that it was wonderful well because guys like there I loved the episode I

00:03:05.860 enjoyed it thank you I don't care what anyone else says I had a good time there was a time when um

00:03:11.100 we were doing everything yes we were doing everything and like guys like on youtube the

00:03:15.200 audio is fine okay but like the clips the clay I was gonna say no it's got my nose no well got our

00:03:21.080 nose I'll take I'll take that one I'll take that one because I'm like the apology I'm like the apology

00:03:26.460 I'm like I make the clips and so and let me just hold on before y'all that's my friend like

00:03:32.740 let her get up because bro let's also say like I was teaching Dom premiere pro like this woman was

00:03:39.080 learning premiere pro like for the like for previous yeah I was literally like on my iphone

00:03:44.420 in in shot like what like in shot in a dream it's so hard sometimes you know um and I was like trying

00:03:50.740 to like you know maybe touch some things I shouldn't have but I don't give a fuck y'all we had a great

00:03:57.540 time we had a great time and like guys just like listen to the whole thing like I promise it sounds

00:04:01.720 good like I don't know what to say it doesn't it was a hilarious episode so whatever that was a

00:04:05.940 necessary jump sometimes I I really do get annoyed sometimes when I see uh like comments like that

00:04:11.000 about shit like especially with my show with my sister I'm always like did you guys find it funny

00:04:14.640 or not right did you guys giggle like ears bleeding and I'm like well was it funny like was it funny um

00:04:19.380 but like y'all know we were just hey just turn it down just turn it down sorry turn it down damn

00:04:24.340 like audio clipping as hell and I was like no why is everyone mad why is everyone mad at her like

00:04:31.680 she's trying her best I'm literally just a content farmer that's really at the end of the day I'm just

00:04:36.700 a simple farm lad you're honestly so real for doing it in your phone though because I to this day still

00:04:42.760 do oh if I could buy a house on my phone I would oh I'll do it on my phone I know how some people are

00:04:47.220 like laptop is for serious stuff oh desktop is for even more serious stuff for me if I could do it on

00:04:53.860 my phone I'm gonna do it on my phone I literally bought my first car like on my phone on an app

00:04:58.840 and it literally got like delivered to my house and like and I was like no this shit's hella it was

00:05:05.800 like low-key a lot easier than I feel like it should have been right literally because I feel like

00:05:10.080 anytime I've been to the dealership with my parents they're literally like

00:05:13.020 okay like four hours deep like off the coffee like they're like bring out the pot

00:05:18.800 give me the car like give me the car like you have to spend the night there no we have to spend

00:05:23.340 the night there and when I like bought my first car it literally took me like five minutes like

00:05:28.020 they're like oh yeah enter your tea and literally your tea enter your tea give me your tea literally

00:05:33.860 apple I was like face id like like apple pay like like yeah and then it dead ass and it dead ass

00:05:42.680 got delivered to my house I still cut things in tiktok like in their editor also I'll edit it in

00:05:50.120 there I don't give a damn I don't give a hot damn exactly when they're like oh how long does it take

00:05:55.980 you to make content I'm like about 10 minutes because I just open up the app I film an app I post it

00:06:01.940 film an app yeah girl wake that up yeah no wake that up because you don't film an app

00:06:07.640 no and that like gagged me like when I was like learning about tiktok like Dom was like just don't

00:06:11.960 film an app and I was like like what do I do but something like I will say though like my best videos

00:06:18.620 have been made in app because it's like the one two step yeah boom bap yeah like live tweet like live

00:06:25.880 yeah I think especially if you're uh new to posting content like when I was new uh it's too

00:06:31.640 it gives me too much wiggle room if I film it on the camera because I'm going to be looking at too

00:06:35.120 many things yeah oh yeah so if I can see myself good enough right that's what I think I'm like good

00:06:39.940 enough I can see myself that's more than enough yeah and it is and it is close and that's honestly

00:06:45.200 probably why people when they see me in public go you look way prettier in person I'm like oh oh my god

00:06:49.880 oh oh my god that was really like oh oh my god okay yes oh thank you yeah oh my god what does that

00:06:58.460 mean like sorry I've been using that voice like really badly I love workshopping bits like yes through

00:07:06.580 cycles yes my sister's new one that she's introduced to us has been yes yes to anything so when someone

00:07:12.880 says something awful they're like so they're just gonna hit you yes

00:07:16.360 to literally everything now that's just yeah my new one is fuck no like if someone asked me for

00:07:24.300 anything like even if like I'll just be like fuck no and then like do it it's hella funny no and like

00:07:32.200 the new season of stims like the fall winter is like really out right now real bad because I'm like

00:07:36.160 coming back from like Europe I picked up so many goddamn stims like y'all this right now

00:07:40.280 I love that like as a period replacement that's my shit right that's my shit I just thought of

00:07:48.500 something so random I think I saw I saw some random guy somewhere and I I'm not even kidding I deadass

00:07:54.300 thought to myself I think Maya would really like him because I feel like I know your type so I feel

00:07:59.700 like I've nailed it and that's like so real of you to say like it's like skater alternative kind of vibe

00:08:05.260 yeah I saw some I'm not even kidding the first thought I had was I bet Maya would love that guy

00:08:10.020 and I wish I had texted you at the time and I'm thinking about him and I'm like this I'm gonna

00:08:13.960 remember who it is and I'm gonna send him to you who was it it was somber and here's the thing

00:08:20.180 here's the like I'm like which camera can I look at like seriously guys here's the thing like here's

00:08:24.700 the thing genuinely I get I be getting profiled so fucking fiercely like god forbid a girl like

00:08:31.880 literally says like three people they thought was hot because when I'm I'm telling you and this

00:08:36.700 ain't this ain't somber tea like I'm like I don't know you king like you know what I'm saying like

00:08:40.560 I'm hearing great things but just know that like just know that like when your friends think that

00:08:46.700 you have a type like genuinely I hear about every motherfucker that comes through the press I'm the

00:08:51.660 first to hear like every time like literally lanky like dark hair person drops like I'm being so

00:08:58.700 dead ass serious I got like six dms like I know about him not because of his music not about his

00:09:03.440 talent I don't even know like what he does actually but all I know is like I don't know like I guess

00:09:09.300 he had like he hit the press a little nasty and like five of my friends were like did you hear

00:09:13.720 about that I'm like yeah thank you who is this no and I'm like well what does he do like and then

00:09:19.240 it's literally like music like it's like Michael Jackson I'm like so why are you not telling me

00:09:22.740 I'm like what now like what does he have to do right now I'm profiling solely him based solely

00:09:28.240 based on looks and I'm just happy to like you know he's also really tall I've seen him in person

00:09:32.120 at a party and he's he's pretty tall taller than I thought okay okay

00:09:35.720 okay so upstairs neighbors recently signed to a network how exciting how has that been

00:09:48.840 it has been actually everything it's game-changing I'm like the clip audio y'all like no and I'm like

00:09:55.300 this hey papi don't do those no more you don't make the clips oh girl they could tell because the

00:10:01.820 t2 is like you know we've this has been a very it's been a process of like a lot of talks and

00:10:06.500 like a lot of like da da da da we got here made a very like you know longer decision than just like

00:10:11.280 little one two you know how that goes with that being said like the second like a single thing

00:10:15.620 started to change like when we when they like got us like the new little camera upgrade like

00:10:19.600 everybody was like damn this should look good as hell and I was like oh oh thank god you upgraded

00:10:26.620 no literally literally I was like oh okay yeah no they know we don't edit no mo like they know that

00:10:32.200 like they actually knew they're like you don't have to tell us we can tell yeah right right literally

00:10:36.680 bootsy like our new stem right now is bootsy bellow and like what like what is it we'll just keep

00:10:43.320 saying like right bootsy bellow like bootsy bellow because it was giving boots and then it gave

00:10:48.200 bootsy and then for some reason it's giving bootsy bellow so I'm just saying that so like y'all know

00:10:53.280 what's going on so y'all just in case you guys are confused and need a translator that's what

00:10:57.620 that means we're getting ahead of the narrative right it's hot off the press like bootsy bellow

00:11:03.400 um bootsy bellow just dropped um but no it's been so tea to have like a physical space to like record

00:11:11.820 in and just kind of like customize like you know for sure um and I feel like it's something that we've

00:11:20.100 been like working towards for like a really long time because I didn't even answer your original

00:11:24.240 question was like how did we start how did we start the podcast if you wondering how we got

00:11:29.160 um yeah like how far back do we take it um but it's like you know Maya and I had been like friends

00:11:35.720 for a while and I was just like wait we're a hell of like it was just that shit yeah it was very that

00:11:43.460 tea of like we would talk for like an hour straight and then she would be like

00:11:45.980 hmm that hit diff we should record that and I'm like that would kill that would kill

00:11:51.280 like literally like she was putting on a top hat I was like hello like what's going on like

00:11:56.280 why are you smoking a cigar like that girl in my office literally get that girl in my office and I

00:11:59.960 was just like we should run this and like I used to have a podcast before and that one yes I remember

00:12:06.380 y'all origin story yeah Dom I was the very first podcast I ever went on was yours period and look at

00:12:13.880 us now we birthed Maya like I'm like no I'm literally sitting here like we gave birth to

00:12:19.300 Maya it's a beautiful thing no like boots like Bootsy Bell exactly what happened um but I feel like

00:12:25.380 that I just like learned from that podcast that I love to podcast but like it wasn't exactly the

00:12:30.620 right fit and when I had met Maya I was like I don't want to podcast alone and also I want it to be

00:12:36.220 like authentically us like totally and that's kind of why we just went like you know grassroots style

00:12:42.980 like literally grassroots like we just kind of like did it on our own shout out film school like

00:12:49.180 hey you know what I mean that's so funny that's literally me and my sister too my sister went to

00:12:52.600 film school like she majored in film so yeah she was our our Freddie Benson too yeah

00:12:57.220 yes in the sense that you know what I mean I'm glad that like yeah no shout out school

00:13:02.400 I love that I think that's a beautiful thing that's also my sister and I I'm not even kidding

00:13:10.960 when we do interviews like sometimes they'll ask like how did it get started I'm like I honest we

00:13:15.420 honestly just think we're the funniest people ever and I thought people should see this yeah

00:13:21.120 dad no pretty much exactly what happened like we had a few like specifically we would always go to

00:13:27.640 this diner in LA and like eat food and we would have like four hour long conversations and by the

00:13:34.240 end of it I'm like no shade but I do wish I recorded that yeah that was like some of our funniest shit

00:13:39.880 we'd like no like two girls like making themselves laugh at the table we're like did you guys oh okay

00:13:45.480 did anyone else get into this like no like did anyone hear that like oh okay fucking no like dead

00:13:49.720 ass you'd be laughing so hard like falling out the booth just like under the booth just like under the

00:13:54.640 booth yeah like sliding out the shit like yeah that's the best part though is when you get to say

00:14:00.160 like you for real or like honestly I just I find us really funny I figured you guys wanted to see it

00:14:06.680 like genuinely yeah well and also too I think like I'm like we need more of that like I'm like

00:14:18.860 we need more delusions of grandeur because I'm like if I see like another like foul ass man with

00:14:25.780 a fucking podcast mic literally talking and like moving his fucking lips fixing his fucking mouth

00:14:30.960 to like make sounds come out like I'm gonna lose it no I'm gonna lose it so I'm like go ahead

00:14:37.020 let's ratio them yeah literally ratio in the chat like ratio like and I'm like we need to ratio them

00:14:43.740 yeah I agree because women are inherently funnier in my opinion so and I feel like a lot of male

00:14:49.360 like men's podcasts are like motivational like they're like you're I'm not trying to motivate shit

00:14:54.480 I'm not trying to giggle let's laugh can we let's laugh y'all mind if we like bring back laughing

00:14:59.800 yeah bring back silly bring back laughing because it's like really like it's it's bleak out there

00:15:05.520 right it's bleak like it's bleak boots on your show one of my sister and I's favorite bits from

00:15:11.860 your show and when you guys were laughing about doing the half marathon and you were saying you

00:15:17.040 you're getting white boy angry at your mom yeah oh because I'm and it's so funny because like to this

00:15:23.460 day like to this day and it's like it's that kind of like um it's that paradox of like

00:15:29.780 yes obviously we post a lot on the internet like and we do that but like I still for some reason

00:15:35.000 like don't think anyone's like watching us yeah so like I'll like meet people in public and like

00:15:39.320 the girlies really be like and like the half dude the half and I'm like man that really awesome

00:15:45.760 experience that was like really inspirational and like fun um hashtag happy hashtag happy hashtag

00:15:51.400 smile love hashtag amazing no like hashtag health like like was also like that was one of my lowest

00:15:59.720 like that was one of my highest like the afteroni dig of that was like oh and your mom just be

00:16:07.340 running them just for fun oh she loves half marathon with a smile on her face like in her peak of like

00:16:15.220 running her half marathon because like growing up my mom was like in the all like literally on the

00:16:20.080 pavement like literally horse trolloping sounds like literally like in that on that pavement like

00:16:26.340 you could not stop her and so she's now in in her hiking era which is like worsa was like hiking but

00:16:34.160 she hikes like 17 miles up like this side like it's like a three-day like camping trip and like

00:16:40.500 essentially she like starts at one place and by three days she ends up on the other side and I'm just

00:16:46.300 like bro like pack it up and it's like scaling the side of a mountain like she ran that half after

00:16:51.640 like it had been like what a couple days and she literally yes she literally had just gone on like

00:16:56.660 a three-day like excursion to yavasupai if you know where that is in Arizona where you literally

00:17:02.000 climb to the bottom of a canyon and then you like go right back up and there's like a waterfall it's

00:17:06.740 hella beautiful but like but like it was like can I like uber there no right like it's deadass

00:17:12.100 getting like the hobbit like hell or high water like yeah no it's deadass like the hobbit like if

00:17:18.240 you've seen the hobbit before it's like that if you've seen the hobbit before like yeah anyone's

00:17:24.020 ever seen that movie before she your mom did the hobbit and then was lapping you guys at the at the

00:17:29.040 half marathon like boots in the most severe way like in the most severe way and that was the thing

00:17:36.700 like in high school she would like run a half marathon in the morning and then like go to work

00:17:41.320 after like she would just be like oh and then like literally like go to work and I was like it really

00:17:47.640 ain't nothing but a ting that was what really was eating that's that's and lately you've been saying

00:17:52.460 this too that's what's really been taking it though was like she literally like did that shit and then

00:17:57.180 like after like didn't even like personally if that was my life I would be talking about all the

00:18:02.100 time like you guys oh yeah for me like I would run that like oh my god that was hard you could not

00:18:06.100 sorry like just statistically like if we want to like break it down but she literally was like

00:18:11.500 so like how are you guys like what's good and I was like and that like honestly eats me up more

00:18:16.240 than if you were just like if you were just like I'm better than you like I don't know like I'm

00:18:21.400 stronger I'm no because she wasn't and that was a thing that was like okay am I the asshole like

00:18:26.300 literally like what was really gagging me was like we're exhausted tired can't find the car like

00:18:33.600 it's just like oh my day and then not finding the car like that I know it's like due into a rage oh

00:18:39.960 that's type shit that had me like okay I got my eyes I got my toes I got my hands like what am I

00:18:44.820 grateful for breathing like five things I can see four things I can touch

00:18:48.180 like doing my tapping like

00:18:55.580 that was like so like to this day like so five stadium I hope like me talking to the stadium

00:19:02.280 literally I'm like do something about it like ref do something like something about that it's just like

00:19:09.180 so why and listen people get jobs period I'm like this but like why every time am I at SoFi like

00:19:16.880 nobody ever knows what the fuck is going on or where to go nobody's ever like this is what's this

00:19:22.160 like this is this and like this is this and like they had us like when you ask they're like I don't

00:19:26.620 know no as if they're not wearing a vest that says they work there you're like oh okay my bad

00:19:31.180 and literally on FaceTime with their best friend like literally one airpod in on FaceTime and then

00:19:36.420 like you go up to them and you're like hey like can I what you know like what what do you want no I

00:19:43.180 don't know where your car is no I don't know where the yellow lot is I don't know where the entrance

00:19:47.040 and exit is I was like well where did you come from this morning like what the fuck like oh my god

00:19:51.880 so we did who the fuck did y'all have like we literally were walking around for like like and I'm not

00:19:58.300 even fucking joking that's the best part like an hour and a half after that literally looking for

00:20:03.480 our fucking car like excuse me like literally excuse me where's gay a and they were like oh it's like

00:20:09.900 30 minutes that way so we'd walk 30 minutes so we'd be like gay a and he was like what the fuck

00:20:14.220 it's back that way dumbass we go he goes we go by colors over here and you're like what I was like

00:20:19.380 what literally and keep in mind I was so beat down after that literally because we had to like walk

00:20:25.460 into the stadium after to like get our status like the trek down of so fight like that's the

00:20:30.980 hobbit is like if you are going to know it's crazy and you want and you want to sit on the ground

00:20:37.960 oh okay oh okay okay wherever you end up make camp because you're gonna be stuck there no bitch buy

00:20:43.720 some heelys like go ahead and get you some heelys bitch because they're literally like what elevator

00:20:47.880 I'm like whoa when we went to coachella this year we we've gone yeah we've gone a few years and every

00:20:55.800 year I I'm not even kidding I compared coachella to like the second hunger games yeah with the island

00:21:00.980 you know when he spins that shit hard as fuck and they're all like almost a bunch of people die

00:21:05.160 and then he's like let's see them try to tell time now that's how I feel going to coachella yeah

00:21:09.080 every year they switch the map up it's different every year I go yes and I feel and again nobody there

00:21:13.720 gives a fuck about you so they're like I don't fucking know when you ask them questions so even

00:21:18.180 after going four times our my cousin Adam who does my hair makeup he came with us this time it was his

00:21:23.640 first time ever yeah so we were excited to go together and I was like no dude there's not a lot

00:21:28.400 of walking because we got a different pass and they'll drop us off here blah blah blah turns out I

00:21:32.840 and don't don't jump me for this but I didn't go to Lady Gaga set solely because I had to see DJ

00:21:39.520 Mustard right he's my Beethoven no and that's some real shit because his set at Flognor literally had

00:21:44.560 me like I'm not even kidding it I was levitating I was like I haven't heard this kind of music and so

00:21:49.600 like DJ Mustard yeah that's my guy yes so we had a blast watching that but then they shut the carts

00:21:55.320 down so we had to walk out which was even further than walking through GA because it's literally the

00:22:01.640 essentially this is like the talk about the hobbit yes this is like the exit that like you typically

00:22:07.760 come from yeah you went that's like the furthest for this one the furthest possible stage which is

00:22:13.440 what keeps me from going because they be having all the divas they're like boo like yeah literally

00:22:20.800 when we were in because we went artists this year and I remember like the only other famous person I

00:22:26.600 saw was Patrick Schwarzenegger he loves DJ Mustard in case anyone's curious but we had to walk and we

00:22:31.880 were walking for what felt like 40 days and 40 nights yes the trek to fucking Jerusalem bitch I

00:22:37.020 it was so horrible and we're fucked up and tired and then like we finally get outside and then we

00:22:42.260 finally see our car if we've been walking for what feels like hours at this point anywhere we're like

00:22:47.220 beat down given up like we're walking and we had split up so it was just me my man Dason and my

00:22:54.040 cousin Adam and we're walking a little four nobody's talking that's how you know everyone's

00:22:57.480 pissed off oh yeah and tired when it's literally because no one everyone's gonna fight if we anyone

00:23:01.500 talks like don't even fight so we're walking and silence is just sand do you hear sand crunching

00:23:05.880 and then Dason goes did you have fun today to Adam and then he goes yeah I did I had a good time

00:23:12.840 and I'm I'm just listening right and then she goes what was your favorite part and then he goes shut the

00:23:19.160 fuck up because it's just like guys like keep families together you know what I mean like

00:23:26.660 he goes shut up that's what he said and he's like girl I'll tell you in the fucking car don't ask me

00:23:31.900 that shit right now and I was so tired and angry and upset I didn't even laugh when I was out there

00:23:37.100 I said I'm gonna laugh about that when I get in the car yeah when I can find it when I can find it

00:23:42.600 when I get some water down my dust-covered throat oh yeah yeah and that has been our running bit

00:23:48.260 for months now because he's like shut up shut up and that's like real as fuck we were literally in

00:23:53.660 and I'm like can I RRT like we were bro we were in New York for our tour shout out New York shout

00:23:59.300 shouts out to me shout out New York I'm like this is a comment section exclusive like literally

00:24:04.120 exclusive to you in the sense that like in the sense that like bro we first of all New York summer

00:24:10.300 like is god awful terrible y'all can sell me like 70% of New York you know like I'm like

00:24:17.500 bitch that fucking heat and the smells girl dude the the what is that like literally the water that

00:24:28.340 literally just you're like where is the water that dripped onto my fucking eye and I literally

00:24:32.680 was like this y'all can go yeah it's like 90 degrees just go literally in an hour later it's

00:24:38.100 swollen no I know I was like just go because I don't even know if I can like touch y'all yet

00:24:41.960 like I don't know what just hit my fucking face like we literally like like crawled like we it was

00:24:48.000 giving hot was that the day that our flight got delayed yes okay yes so this is what happened this

00:24:53.320 is the tea like I'm like okay two minutes on the clock like we can do it we can do it we could do

00:24:57.440 it we had our show and then we had our first day off and we were like let's run it into the fucking

00:25:03.400 ground so we ran it into the ground like had a full day off it was so fun the next day we had like

00:25:07.940 a couple hours before our flight so it was like our flight was at two all the all the things opened

00:25:13.940 in soho at like 11 so we're like we're gonna do like a little one two bus down which somehow meant

00:25:18.380 we got up at eight like I don't know right like I don't know breakfast once dinner like

00:25:23.240 it gave like breakfast stand around wait for everything to open then shop yes yes like and

00:25:29.220 literally like had like our shoulders buff as hell like literally carrying shit around like doing our

00:25:33.880 big one like whatever then we get a text flight canceled well we got a text flight delayed which

00:25:41.260 was like oh yeah well it was like oh they like canceled it rebooked us and they're like this is

00:25:48.860 your new flight at seven or six or some shit and we were like okay well because it was giving like

00:25:53.940 yeah like okay wrote it like literally like hit the splits like we were so excited because we were

00:26:02.580 like oh we get more time to like key yeah so like never let your guard down like you just never know

00:26:07.020 the future like you know you got too comfy no we got oh we was betting on that plane like we took

00:26:12.400 everything we had out our pockets for that plane and we were like because obviously like you're gonna

00:26:16.160 take us okay that's awkward why wouldn't they so so then it's like later in the afternoon and we

00:26:22.200 get another text like flight delayed even later and so now we're like oh after we went to mexico

00:26:28.860 and like had our whole shit turned upside down so after that i was like okay we need to like really

00:26:36.900 make sure like i see where this is going i'm blocking t right now and like i've had my shit

00:26:43.560 canceled before and it was giving like it gives that same they just start sending you like literally

00:26:48.280 asmr like taste on tongue like flight getting canceled like i was like they can tell how much

00:26:52.580 you really want to get on the flight yes so they're gonna keep they're literally like oh real bad i was

00:26:57.800 like yeah yeah put that piece of bacon down like i want to get on the flight and so we well and then

00:27:05.160 in the middle of that that looked like so now we should be a little stressed yeah i'm saying like

00:27:08.860 the stress is you guys just at the airport at this point no no we were still in the city like really

00:27:13.080 trying to like run it up against the wall because we were like obviously like the plane's gonna leave

00:27:16.280 and mind you we also had like a show the next day so that's why it was like serious yeah like we

00:27:21.040 were like you can't not miss yeah yeah miss the plane like the plane has to go like it just has

00:27:25.420 and i need to be on it and we need to be on it and also like y'all keep delaying it like don't even

00:27:30.140 cancel that shit so we're like walking around new york like no money no family like 16 in the middle

00:27:35.920 of miami like our back like we were checked out the hotel couldn't go back like it was just giving

00:27:40.180 like oh okay being stuck in new york with no hotel too is god awful terrible the god

00:27:46.160 damn he and that's where we really like in hindsight 2020 you know what i'm saying it's

00:27:50.800 all love to who we were like in that moment but like we were in fact running it like oh it's only

00:27:55.420 gonna be like two hours right hot as shit no water no food just like latte like we were just like oh

00:28:00.520 well we're just like okay period so then we ended up going to get thai food thai food oh yeah and this

00:28:07.880 is what this is where i was going with the story but we were at thai food like

00:28:11.800 all i'll say is that and i'm like this and hey and i'm like this because we know it's no tea

00:28:18.140 but like touring like bus club another club another club like it's the worst trust me i know oh my

00:28:25.360 gosh like your relationships are challenged oh new york heat in a delayed flight i was literally a thai

00:28:31.280 food like i like of course one direction broke up guys like i'm not even it's so funny you say that

00:28:38.880 because when i was on tour uh halfway through i told my team i get it like with why one direction

00:28:44.200 was like i'm gonna kill myself no yeah they had the motherfuckers toying for years on end four years

00:28:50.020 around the world with like if we want to be real and this is from like you know like one d like on

00:28:55.340 right here don't worry but like they were strangers you know what i'm saying like the stranger to like

00:29:00.060 because this is giving like i was literally with like familia like literally was family like ohana

00:29:05.960 bitch and we were still at thai like what the fuck do you want what do you want if you say the

00:29:09.620 wrong thing to me the band is breaking up no like i'm gonna walk this way you walk that way like

00:29:15.040 we go see what happens literally like the fights were so like only like only hanger and like anxiety

00:29:22.700 could have like conjured those fights no it was on it was hanger on the deck inside out too like

00:29:27.740 literally like and i was like sitting there like i'm just hungry i'm just hungry like i'm just hungry

00:29:33.460 and hot like we were literally so hot and hungry and we were trying to figure out whether we want

00:29:38.660 to do family stuff

00:29:39.740 well are you a family are you a family yes or no we were like just we'll all get different things

00:29:49.140 and then we all wanted the same thing and someone would be like well we could just do family we're

00:29:52.400 like well fuck you we should do separate we should do separate but i do want what you have so should

00:29:57.420 we share like it was like giving i'm gonna blow something up like that's literally when you start

00:30:04.200 beefing it with everyone dead ass it was giving like someone baked a tray of cookies someone grabbed

00:30:09.420 for the biggest cookie and the other person was like i want the fucking big cookie bitch

00:30:14.840 and we're like why don't we split the big cookie and there's like 12 other cookies

00:30:21.780 i like could be no like we could have and we ended up doing family style and then we literally ate we

00:30:27.580 were like that's that was awkward they're like god guys that was crazy like that was crazy and then

00:30:33.360 who were those guys and then our flight got canceled oh and then we drove to chicago but that's a whole

00:30:37.760 other thing 12 hours that's happened to me when i recently i did a talk a college talk at penn state

00:30:43.740 shut up bitch to get there planes trains automobiles like i i have to get into unmarked cars and they're

00:30:49.760 driving me to an undisclosed location like to get to that small ass fucking town bitch i felt like at

00:30:55.580 one point i felt like a flintstone like i was just like like right i was like i gotta get there like

00:30:59.680 how else am i supposed to get there there's nothing here no that was dead ass us because like we had

00:31:06.520 tried to like rebook the flight we had physically gone to the airport yeah and they're like okay well your

00:31:11.640 flight's now gonna leave at 12 30 like midnight and i was like but it's 12 hours away though so we

00:31:18.460 were like how are you literally about to be like the plane ain't gonna be ready in 13 hours i'm like

00:31:22.480 i could get and i can't even guarantee that no no right right open youtube right now i'll literally

00:31:29.020 drive this fucking plane like i was like what are we even open that flight simulator and let me get

00:31:32.740 like literally i have something to do like literally i'm like i'm gonna throw up a cop cam

00:31:37.240 like true crime interview

00:31:39.560 set up true crime interviews and literally would have been like

00:31:45.040 and i'd literally be like y'all good like no we gonna get there leave the door open transparency

00:31:51.140 that's how we felt going to penn state it was like the night a nightmare travel day and i travel

00:31:57.380 with my man my sister and adam right like the four of us travel together it took us forever we had

00:32:02.300 ended up having to redirect our flight go into um dc and then drive from there so we had someone

00:32:07.700 drive us from there it was like a three or four hour drive but it was like 11 p.m at that point so

00:32:12.860 by the time we got there was like 3 a.m and then we get to the hotel we're like fucking finally right

00:32:18.240 like i just want to shower i want to lay down i want to take all my airplane clothes off like all of it

00:32:22.300 yeah i go inside we go in there's no one at the desk there's no one at like it it's like a a self

00:32:29.180 like a self-help hotel so you have to like check yourself in and let yourself in they like text you

00:32:34.600 codes we go and look eight floors up we're at the very top no elevator oh and all of us have 60 pound

00:32:41.080 bags oh i'm not even kidding i angry cried and carried my suitcase and my sisters i both i had both

00:32:48.000 and also just give it to me and i'm like carrying them up my man's carrying the other two and then

00:32:53.280 adam's carrying one and then dason goes because dason is weak as hell right now i keep well no

00:32:58.000 actually now she's not but at the time she was really weak and i was saying dason right now is

00:33:01.700 giving like hercules when he lost all his powers she's like my pack is so heavy and i was like just

00:33:08.800 give it to me i'll take it oh i was angry carrying like 80 pounds on each arm i was just

00:33:14.020 bay's luggage and that'll do it i was running upstairs oh oh we see you oh we see you like

00:33:20.960 in a way that's because we start our drive 9 p.m it was giving game time like it was like are we

00:33:27.500 gonna bet on this plane or not and if it doesn't leave we're cooked like if it doesn't leave at

00:33:32.020 midnight we're not even gonna make it in time for the show if we drove yeah so it's like we left at

00:33:35.780 9 30 p.m got into chicago at 10 30 a.m like after we all took turns like driving the car hour shifts

00:33:45.020 like it was like enough you see like we had to cut like you know what i mean like it had to end like

00:33:49.720 that because it was just like we bonded teamwork you had to do yeah it was it was fierce yeah that's how

00:33:54.960 that's how i felt about tour last year i did a bus we did a bus for tour which was like i was shocked

00:34:00.480 and i'm a little worried because you cannot poop on a bus like you can only pee so like we would

00:34:06.560 drive at night and so a lot of us were a little nervous about that because i'm like well what if

00:34:10.640 yeah oh so a lot of us were watching our fiber on that trip just in case but i remember thinking i

00:34:15.960 was like oh the bus is gonna like be so weird but then every time the bus left i was like my shayla

00:34:21.160 right please come back like it just felt like the best place to be was like it was consistency yes

00:34:26.620 because i describe tour as feeling like you're on the run oh it feels like you're on the run

00:34:30.560 and no one's allowed to know where you're at yeah like bus club another bus another club like it's

00:34:35.900 so crazy and that is what broke us too because the same thing happened to us it's like we get to

00:34:40.760 chicago go to our um hotel and we're like fucking thank you like we literally have like two hours and

00:34:46.940 30 on the clock to like literally like flip it and reverse it yeah and so we like literally get there

00:34:51.980 no fucking elevator no even front desk it was literally just giving like apartment yeah like

00:34:58.200 yeah literally same and we were like and i knew it was cooked because like we opened that shit and

00:35:04.580 like dom started like laughing and i was like i literally was like there's just i mean and honestly

00:35:10.560 yeah like go all the way just what's funny what's funny is like i was so angry and by the time we got

00:35:15.920 inside dason was laughing and she was like and i was like it's not fucking funny and then she was

00:35:21.880 like it's just like what else you know like what else could have possibly happened like literally

00:35:28.180 it was even funnier is inside the room i had it had three rooms so everyone got their own room

00:35:33.520 and it two of them upstairs another two flights of stairs because it was like a two story like long

00:35:39.860 okay okay and i was like i told dason i was like you guys take those better i can't i can't right

00:35:44.140 i can't do it leave me down here because that's insane because that's like insane and it's like

00:35:49.860 not ethical either like if we want to be even realer i'm like what do you mean you don't have

00:35:54.080 an elevator are you kidding me that's why well speaking of kind of but not really that was my

00:36:00.200 problem with paris like with france because i was like they don't believe in air conditioning or

00:36:04.560 elevators what the fuck is that about or deodorant and that's when i feel my most america rah when i'm

00:36:11.300 there because i'm like it's hot and everyone is rude and also there's no elevator that's nuts

00:36:16.260 no and like no aluminum like i'm like i am so sorry aluminum free only aluminum free and i'm like y'all

00:36:23.220 need the aluminum like we're all gonna die one day and it's like if it's by aluminum bitch idc

00:36:28.700 because i stayed the night in um charles de gaulle like the tdg airport and i walked into what's that

00:36:39.020 not carl's jr burger king there's like a burger king and i was like i'm so bitch like i'm gonna

00:36:44.600 literally like do my big one right now like dead ass i'm gonna house something here walk in there

00:36:50.400 and i'm literally like

00:36:51.140 and like you did wrong

00:37:01.460 they're dead wrong because i was at that same burger king and i was like

00:37:05.860 like literally like mouth water like eyes instantly watering and i'm like and now i'm supposed to eat

00:37:17.800 like a burger with onion there's onions in this air mama no onion like i'm not hungry

00:37:25.100 i'm not hungry like i'm not hungry like y'all literally like fuck it i'm gonna find a vetting

00:37:31.720 machine and no one ain't no more and like

00:37:33.300 y'all didn't like literally like it smells like ass in here oh yeah what are y'all cooking back there

00:37:41.460 in the sense that um no i dead ass was like like i'm like literally like prime day like i'm gonna

00:37:48.240 get y'all some fucking like dub on demand no like if they had a costco in that airport for like

00:37:53.540 whatever reason i don't know if literally got them like 10 fucking like you set up a sample tray

00:37:59.740 no literally and i'm like oh my god let's just try let's just try but like if everybody stink like

00:38:05.600 you know what i'm oh sorry if everyone stinks and it's like no one stinks you know like that's

00:38:13.240 what you look at me like i'm not going to you underneath it all cancels out i'm like this i'm

00:38:17.580 like i can't do this where i'm from like i'm walking around like what's up what's up that's just

00:38:24.520 how we do it here so we do it if that's how y'all doing like i'm gonna do it too

00:38:28.680 my head and i'm sorry that's all right my sister and my mom both have like a bloodhound nose so like

00:38:36.760 they can smell anything bad yeah if i can smell you it's bad yeah like my sense of smell is very

00:38:43.100 normal and kind of bad i would say so like if i can smell ass like it's bad yeah that's how you know

00:38:49.220 it's the mark the mark of the beast yeah no and that's so real that's so real that's real i will

00:38:57.480 tell you who it is after but there is a creator that um i've talked about with britney that he is

00:39:04.780 the teffy described him to me as the stinkiest boy alive and like it's true he is the stinkiest boy

00:39:10.920 alive like i've not even kidding like when i smelled him i felt very real fear because i thought to

00:39:17.580 myself you have a team and a girlfriend and no one's telling you you smell like ass you're walking

00:39:24.440 around smelling like ass and no one's telling you you have no real friends nobody likes you

00:39:28.320 and that's the shit that be gagging me is like it's like women we do so much labor

00:39:34.640 no like wake that up like on his girlfriend like on his girlfriend like i hate to even like charge

00:39:41.400 like charge into the game but i'm like no because like someone's gotta do something someone's gotta do

00:39:47.280 something and you got me fucked up if you think we're getting intimate and you literally smell

00:39:52.840 like it's till the room stinks but no one's clothes are off everyone's fully clothed and our shoes on

00:40:00.080 like let him get up let him get up no because there's just no way and i will tell you who it is

00:40:09.140 after because he sucks so like it doesn't it honestly kind of makes me giggle and i joke about this

00:40:15.020 often but i'm like for his sake and his sake alone i hope he never turns on me i hope he never says

00:40:21.540 anything bad about me oh because because i got a gang of like you have a jar stinky butt jokes loaded

00:40:26.680 up oh like i can't i jar like oh bitch i will i will dox you so fast as the stinky man i've been

00:40:33.180 talking about like i've been going on a tour talking about that motherfucker and that's scary yeah and i

00:40:37.840 and i smelled you through a suit you need to go to the hospital

00:40:40.640 like that is literally giving the walking dead

00:40:45.800 dead man tell no tales

00:40:49.720 no and that's real as hell

00:40:51.920 like literally the pirates of the caribbean ride

00:40:54.320 he's just been like oh sorry

00:40:57.320 y'all give me a national geographic

00:41:01.720 y'all try to ride in the caribbean like y'all are giving

00:41:05.800 y'all giving davy jones yeah y'all the caribbean jones like let's just call it he was in davy jones

00:41:12.400 locker i can't believe the burger king and cdg was that stinky oh it was like foul and i literally

00:41:19.200 like did in fact lose my appetite and i at that point i was literally just living off like bueno bars

00:41:24.720 dead ass like if europe did one thing right it's literally bueno bars and i know we have them here

00:41:31.060 like i know but they low-key taste hella dippy like that's how i feel about snacks over there too

00:41:36.180 like their pringles flavors are crazy over there they are literally like sit on like yeah like oh

00:41:42.700 my day over there yeah in london they have at starbucks they have like um ham and cheese like

00:41:48.720 toasties because they be serious about a toasty yeah they it's something like a toasty and this was

00:41:53.280 a year ago that i went but like it literally was the most delicious thing i've ever had i said they

00:41:58.120 need to they may have fucked up every other cuisine but this yeah no i'm rocking with it

00:42:04.100 no and that's the thing i'm like honestly that's if you were like never mind

00:42:11.160 i'm just like i feel like if i went to london that'd be the ultimate like no i'm not hungry

00:42:17.720 girl oh when i tell you it's their food makes me sad it's not i'm not even joking

00:42:22.620 when robbie hoffman was on my show like she was being really funny about it and saying like

00:42:29.060 they just like go out of their way to make food bad like it feels like intentional and we laughed

00:42:34.420 about it in the comments oh i swear to god they were going up like they were like oh and you guys

00:42:39.180 have mass shootings and spices bitch and spices and carcinogens put some of that in your fucking

00:42:45.080 food bitch put something in there like when i see those videos of like british kids like trying

00:42:49.180 like kfc and shit like i know it's like supposed to be a key but i've been watching that shit like

00:42:53.520 no literally like a popeye sanders like my days bruv

00:42:57.720 literally oh my days bruv i had no idea like i've been watching that shit trying to send a galaxy like

00:43:03.980 um like can somebody get these boys something to eat like seriously something with flavor something

00:43:10.000 with flavor yeah and that's why i'm like paris she didn't really she wasn't really taking it in

00:43:13.540 that department no me either when i went to paris we had five guys three times oh i had

00:43:17.440 four times like the impossible whopper like they're like here she fucking go again like

00:43:22.200 literally i was like yeah to the door this fucking girl's door every day oh yeah they had like a two

00:43:26.740 story five guys like not too far from where we were staying so we just we're like creatures of

00:43:32.260 habit so i'm like well i know i'm gonna like the food there so i gotta go there what the hell we

00:43:37.720 gonna do no because i also ate around yeah town and i you know like i could have not done that

00:43:45.240 like i don't know wouldn't really change my experience like well in paris like specifically

00:43:49.240 when i was there and i was hungry as a bitch like literally this bitch hungry t-shirt

00:43:54.460 like i was like this is a hungry bitch like i remember i was like oh breakfast like i'm so excited

00:44:03.400 like and literally breakfast like i was like yes like yes like breakfast like i get to eat like

00:44:09.640 period dude they only have like a bag that i literally could crack over my head

00:44:14.920 and like literally do like my final rest and they want you to like bare mouth that shit in the street

00:44:22.060 oh because they don't have any places to sit so they're like oh just open your mouth unlock your

00:44:26.400 jaw like a python and bite this oh and the thing that like gagged me crazy like really had me like

00:44:32.820 okay like now y'all just playing with food like now y'all just like making shit up for real

00:44:37.900 because no shade but like butter when we think of butter and like what it's gonna do

00:44:43.060 like we need a little salt yeah yeah that's the whole point like a salted butter or it's literally

00:44:49.120 just like grease like it's literally just like yeah it's kind of loyal it's literally like milk

00:44:56.260 all like literally yeah so i literally am like fucking uh bitch hungry like a baguette and like

00:45:03.760 butter thank you jesus like so i like literally start spreading on the butter take my first bite

00:45:09.540 and i'm literally like no and nothing like really pisses me off more than an unsalted butter like we

00:45:15.480 need to be and i'm like that's y'all's like that's y'all's one and two i will say i will say though

00:45:21.020 they're four five six like me with like a parisian flag on like i don't know but they're six bitch i

00:45:25.840 did have a fucking like class hall like literally class that motherfucker yeah they've nailed pastry

00:45:32.360 they've nailed oh they ate that so i will say i will say too one time my man and i were walking back

00:45:37.420 we went to a gym nearby mind you and like that gym i could have been like and blown dust off the

00:45:44.360 fucking machines bitch like no one works out there if they do it's like old timey like it looks like

00:45:49.640 a ringley brothers circus like everybody's striped one pieces like their weights are like two things

00:45:56.080 with big cannonballs like that's like literally what their gyms look like it's nuts yeah i was like

00:46:00.560 this is the silliest gym i've ever been in we leave and we like stop at this little like coffee shop

00:46:05.440 and we're like oh let's get coffee and like pastries and so we're going mind you like there's a bunch of

00:46:10.180 flies in there so i'm not really rocking with that because the flies be literally crazy hello my baby

00:46:15.440 like i'm literally like sir can you like i literally rent that motherfucker like okay since you don't

00:46:19.960 want to move like i'll just like pick you up i'm like yeah and so we're like okay and we order some

00:46:27.160 pastries and stuff for like our group obviously to go take back to the place we're staying and my man

00:46:32.600 goes oh can you um would you be able to heat those up and the lady goes no and then he goes oh like

00:46:38.240 you you like you guys don't have that she goes like she was like no because you don't eat it

00:46:42.520 that way you eat it cold and then he said all right and he just took the stuff and he's like

00:46:47.880 she said no and that's just like what they fucking do they're like no that's not what french do and

00:46:52.820 i'm like bitch do i look french to you i'll be like hey my bad hey my bad coach

00:46:57.720 like literally if we need to like call in like the verbal assault i'm literally like calling the

00:47:04.860 french bro because they literally had me like and you know what i'm sorry i was born my bad

00:47:09.100 and i'm sorry i was born because literally oh my god at that place where i literally got like the

00:47:13.680 baguette that like broke my head and like literally the butter that was like made you cry like literally

00:47:18.840 like nothing i was like hi like whatever and she was like okay mom like whatever like literally

00:47:24.880 called was like keying up with everyone else and then i got there and she was like ma'am

00:47:28.760 like literally a man woman lady lady like literally and i was like oh my god and i'm

00:47:37.000 sensitive yeah no and that's like real shit in foreign places like that it's funny because when

00:47:43.340 we traveled we brought my agent alex who's white and i was like i need at least one white with me

00:47:48.720 on this trip yeah and this one yeah i need one resident white um they have to be present with me

00:47:53.860 and i i put them at the front of the group yeah and if that fails and someone's being rude i just

00:47:58.520 send my man because he's like i don't know eye candy in every country i think because even when we

00:48:03.980 were walking around paris they were like talking to him in french because they thought he was like

00:48:07.320 a rugby player so they were like you're famous you're famous and he was like no no and they were

00:48:12.020 like yes you are right take a picture oh yeah and he said okay yeah like yeah like on somebody's

00:48:20.760 like y'all have salt like while i have you while i have you yeah do you have salt and ice for my

00:48:27.400 water no and ice they don't believe in ice either what's for my water dude and if they and my coffee

00:48:34.060 dude sorry ice there i'm so sorry and like i have notes you're up like if you want to like

00:48:39.400 if you're like interested in change what like gags me even more is when they do give you ice it's one

00:48:45.620 big ass cube it's one giant norma co ass fucking cube that literally has your straw like

00:48:52.120 like literally like trying to like get to the drink like

00:48:56.660 literally like humiliation ritual like i'd be in that shit like okay guys when i went to barcelona

00:49:09.920 don't know why this was part of the culture the dome lids yeah but it's just i got a dome lid and

00:49:17.240 i instantly thought about you i don't know why to me if you really like to me the most humiliating

00:49:23.320 thing like if i worked at a place where we were like you know making drinks and stuff and i didn't

00:49:27.000 like a customer i would just give him a dome lid to me that's like the equivalent of like putting on

00:49:32.420 like it's one of those where it's like look how much this person loves their dome lid right you love

00:49:38.320 that silly ass cup don't you nothing in there though and it's like the coffee be hella under

00:49:42.260 the dome like damn like hella roomy like if we broke through the sky looking at the dome every

00:49:52.920 morning like no like on some hunger game shit literally like i was like um literally and i'm

00:49:58.040 like katniss like trying to bring that has me so like you're dead wrong they had you doing a

00:50:05.020 humiliation ritual every time you go to drink oh and so i would just literally be like so i have

00:50:10.740 one big ass like whiskey ice cube in here a dome lid like i don't want to really over like a latte

00:50:16.220 with no oat milk like and again like i'm like this let me shut my american mouth you know i'm saying

00:50:21.900 because i'd be in y'all country like do you have vanilla and oat like do you have like oh my god

00:50:26.760 bitch like shut up but like there were a couple days where i literally was like

00:50:29.800 fighting do y'all have a hospital like do y'all have a hospital because i don't drink lactose

00:50:36.640 no mal like i don't know what to say right did you have anything you loved about europe when y'all

00:50:40.240 were over there or anything fun so much honestly me 20 minutes later i'll break my silence

00:50:46.240 like paris ate for me like i'm not even gonna hold you i don't know if it was where i was staying

00:50:51.400 like we were kind of in just like a random little pocket like it is beautiful it's gorgeous and like

00:50:57.220 everyone was hella nice to us like i don't know what was going on like we'd be walking the street

00:51:01.220 people kept being like i like your flow and i was like what what hey period

00:51:06.700 and then where they really ate like where they really fucking ate for real is like

00:51:14.440 the cafe culture of the two chairs facing out on the street so you could like so you can like

00:51:20.300 drink a spritz and be like and people watch literally yes because i'm like yeah and then when

00:51:25.300 i came back to the states i was like we could just look but i will say that translated into

00:51:32.000 like this staring problem over there is like so fierce like fierce yeah especially when

00:51:39.340 you're not white yeah oh yeah and like the realty you know it's not even too much on this

00:51:44.300 but it's very layered you know what i mean where it's like there are people looking at

00:51:47.060 us like i literally was like back where i'm from i'm about to like step up on yeah yeah back

00:51:52.920 where i'm from you're getting your ass beat no you leave me no choice but to come to

00:51:55.860 your table and be like do we want to settle this do you have a fucking problem boots and

00:52:00.220 then like literally people would come up and be like you guys are really pretty like whatever

00:52:03.740 and i was like whoa because that he said my bad that was going to get the fuck and i was

00:52:08.840 like um sorry sorry i'm so sorry no dude and that and personal space bro oh yeah i felt

00:52:16.800 like everyone was like literally trying to back it up on me and i'm like well because

00:52:20.480 they were literally but bro no they're like you're a freak but she yikes it

00:52:24.360 i literally was in line at customs and this there was this old man who and i was a little

00:52:30.400 confused because i was like whatever it doesn't matter he was in line with me at the airport

00:52:33.680 like like he's felt the mold of my back like he knows he was on my shit like fuck your rope

00:52:42.020 it's like i was like what and somehow they're standing there like clenched up boots because

00:52:46.180 i'm just like okay like hey please get away from me yeah but it's that casual shit of

00:52:50.900 like okay your back is on like your whole stomach is on my back but you're like but you're also

00:52:56.340 like keying with your wife like so i knew it wasn't tea like you were trying to be like freaked

00:52:59.880 up on me but i was just like what the fuck no it's just lack of personal space oh it's like

00:53:04.160 i had to walk with my suitcase like behind me right i literally was like because this is

00:53:07.920 like gnarly like everything like cat's eye gnarly oh my god yeah because like when i went to

00:53:14.560 barcelona i loved yeah i like this the same thing like first off the schedule is so correct like the

00:53:21.860 sun doesn't go down till 9 p.m that's so you're literally like in that bitch like hey and you get

00:53:28.320 to like wake up late because like everyone starts their day late and i'm like what the fuck up right

00:53:34.480 like nothing's really like open until like 10 or 11 so you can sleep in and then stay out late and

00:53:40.680 like the schedule is just perfect and then also yeah like i felt like everyone was so friendly like

00:53:45.380 i was kind of like nervous about that because i was like are y'all gonna be tea or like is there

00:53:49.800 is there gonna be tea like it's currently tea um and like when i was there everyone was so

00:53:54.960 nice like i made so many friends and people being like this guy literally sent me like a list of like

00:54:00.220 a hundred plus restaurants of like because he's lived there like his whole life and he was like

00:54:04.060 these are my favorite places and like cool air dropped it to me like so nice like that and i was

00:54:09.380 like damn y'all tea as hell y'all held a tea for that but i was like i got a few notes though

00:54:15.660 yeah i have a few american isms i'd like to bring over here with me next time i'm just like offering

00:54:20.300 you guys like you know drizzle a bet away nice we uh the place we were staying was like a little

00:54:27.720 apartment but it had um an elevator and it also had like a big ass staircase and the elevator we

00:54:34.340 were putting our like luggage in one at a time and then because we looked and there's a weight limit

00:54:38.520 but we didn't know it at the time so we put our tiniest person in there which is my white friend

00:54:43.060 so i was like you get in there and you put the luggage like in the room so we're like okay and then

00:54:47.960 later on like the next day we were taking the elevator it was me my man and my sister and we

00:54:53.380 were all staying kind of cramped in there we're like i'll just take it together and days goes wait

00:54:56.300 isn't there a weight limit and i'm like oh i think it's on the wall we look it's at 220 pounds and she

00:55:01.180 goes we're way heavier than that all three of us combined i was like well i guess we'll see when we

00:55:06.420 went down and it did creak a little bit which i thought was rude uh but but why are all of their

00:55:11.720 elevators on pulley systems like it's literally like because those dropped in like 1752

00:55:16.380 it looks like les mis outside and so did the elevators like i'm pissed off about it

00:55:21.580 yeah it's giving french revolution experience the orphan child

00:55:25.020 that's pulling on the rope a dirty chimney sweep is pulling that rope

00:55:29.900 literally dead ass like is what it's giving i'm like hey like we got labor laws now

00:55:35.380 i will say the funniest thing we did was drink in front of the eiffel tower that was fun

00:55:41.600 like getting drunk in front of the eiffel tower is pretty fun but there's it felt like vegas because

00:55:46.620 there's a lot of people selling shit like just random things um they're not flicking porn cards

00:55:51.620 at you like they do in vegas different vibe in france but like they're like selling they're like

00:55:56.060 champagne champagne my man got drunk and started trying to barter so he's like i'll give you i'll

00:56:00.500 give you three dollars for it because he was asking for like 50 bucks and it's like some cheap

00:56:04.600 champagne madness he goes how about three i'm all why are you suggesting three because those are the

00:56:09.180 only dollars i have big like he's shooting big and he goes don't worry every time i say it someone's

00:56:13.060 gonna take me up on it that's t nobody did and that's a manifesto i thank you support small

00:56:18.740 businesses no illusions of grandeur like bootsy bellow we need that real bad to pivot a little bit

00:56:23.940 have y'all watched the summer i turned pretty really quick and y'all ain't gonna like this answer

00:56:28.720 i'm on ep i'm hella behind i'm on episode three okay t and of the new season of the new season

00:56:36.200 and this is why because i think this happened after our episode like aired yes and like obviously

00:56:43.260 we were like expressing our team which i feel like voldemort saying now oh and i'm like y'all

00:56:52.520 don't even fucking worry like put your snipers away yeah we filmed that a long a while ago before

00:56:58.040 the new season came out dude so like i was going through like the com the comment section

00:57:03.860 and i'm like y'all dead ass going to piss me off and i literally had to like don't ever do that

00:57:09.600 shit again because someone like spoiled it and they're like how could you be team this person and

00:57:14.480 like going the fuck off on me and i'm like bitch no shade b-i-t-c-h but like i didn't read that shit

00:57:22.320 yeah i'm watching it because i'm normal and like i just like am enjoying myself in real time and like

00:57:28.960 i literally pay for a prime subscription so i can watch it and they literally gave like a huge ass

00:57:34.200 spoiler that happened in the book and i and then happened in the show and i was like so it it made

00:57:41.040 me like not want to watch it yeah and so i was like okay i need to hurry up because i am giving

00:57:45.160 fomo about like not being able to like chime in with the combos that's why i asked because i was

00:57:50.260 thinking of that clip when we talked about it because when this new season started i started

00:57:54.880 getting tagged in that thing again too but these bitches were trying to jump me and they still are

00:57:59.560 oh still are girl i i don't know i was like hey they're fake they're fake boys and it's really

00:58:05.960 giving me like the history repeats itself for real but like as somebody who's not watching and all i'm

00:58:10.940 seeing is like the discourse around it and then i'm like seeing like you post about it like i'm

00:58:15.080 seeing like all the tea i'm like never forget like edward and jacob literally was tearing homes

00:58:20.240 apart and it's just kind of like and at least that was fun at least the way the way it was

00:58:24.900 happening it was awful but it was fun and it was still it was just still like so intense in the

00:58:30.760 sense that like you were really picking some shit like bitches were really like oh word yeah oh word

00:58:37.420 like and it's like oh but i don't know anything about the series so i don't know why everyone's so

00:58:42.320 polarizing but yeah i just feel like it's weird to like base cast judgment on like a fake character i agree

00:58:50.060 because i'm literally like y'all that's like pita and gail like it's not even like fucking yeah no

00:58:55.380 i'm gonna call you a fake feminist if you're team edward like who gives a fuck like it gives a rat's

00:59:00.460 ass like that's they're all they're fake and it's like kind of the point like the point of love

00:59:04.940 triangles in my opinion is that they're morally gray so it's like it's hard to choose right like

00:59:10.460 it's like oh everyone kind of sucks and in this season everybody fucking sucks like in this season

00:59:15.700 and they're starting out and i was like it was funny because me and my sister like have been

00:59:20.460 ranting about it more so specifically not even the fucking show because i don't like conrad and i don't

00:59:26.280 give a fuck what anyone says ain't nobody gonna convince me bitch and i'm even more convicted after

00:59:30.760 the last episode but that's besides the point when that was happening i was saying every time he comes

00:59:35.180 on screen i feel like that tiktok audio that's like oh my god bro get your ass off that's how i feel

00:59:43.180 that's how i feel oh well i'm like from what i've seen i'm like listen like i can get with y'all

00:59:53.260 little grievances and whatnot but i'm like at the end of the day and like i don't know like

00:59:58.640 com like whoever plays comrade like this has nothing to do with you but like your character doe

01:00:03.160 literally has me like um which i wanted to ask you have you been watching my life with the walter

01:00:13.800 boys no and someone on that someone recommended that to me and i said well i feel like should i

01:00:20.200 switch tracks because i'm like well and my next my follow-up question would be is a 15 year old white

01:00:26.440 girl gonna tell me to kill myself if i pick the wrong boy no okay that's all i needed then this

01:00:31.500 is what's tea about that show and why i've been watching it because it's so much easier to watch

01:00:36.520 in the summer i turn pretty like low key the reason why i've also been struggling with the summer i turn

01:00:41.480 pretty like really like getting into it is like the emotional labor of like y'all are pissing me off like

01:00:46.460 yeah and that's so real i'm angry and i'm upset like i'm angry and i'm upset and i'm literally

01:00:51.360 watching this on my tv and y'all are doing this on the tv that i pay for with like my subscription

01:00:55.860 that i again pay for and it's like y'all playing in my phone like y'all playing in my y'all literally

01:01:00.740 playing y'all playing in my phone where it's like my life with the walter boys like they playing in

01:01:05.400 your they playing on your tv but it's like at least there's like you know like acknowledgement i think

01:01:13.820 for what it is because i think like the first season they kind of were just like testing the waters to

01:01:18.340 like put out like a show that's kind of like the summer i turn pretty s um but i'm like i like that

01:01:24.780 y'all lean into like what it is and the second season is so it's even like better okay tea and

01:01:31.320 like i don't know you might have convinced me honestly it's honestly so good like i'm like

01:01:35.980 really enjoying myself for what it is like it's like it's you know it got a little cheese it got

01:01:40.560 a little corn that's the best that's what we liked about the summer i turn pretty in the beginning

01:01:44.040 yeah i was like bring back cheesy corny i was like give it to me give it to me yeah yeah yeah

01:01:48.480 and like it's just cheesy corny in like the best possible way i it's also deeper than like

01:01:54.000 just the triangles and stuff like i don't know i feel like they'd be hitting on some topics that

01:01:58.780 i'm like honestly y'all ate with that that's how i feel about jenny and georgia like

01:02:02.340 i do i do can i say no and you can say it jenny and georgia like low-key this last season had me

01:02:11.240 like shit i'm crying boo like that shit had me like really in here like y'all like virginia and

01:02:18.200 like period like virginia and jenny like i was like virginia and jenny but girl who doesn't watch tv

01:02:24.140 just like repeating shit like do you like any other shows um no like i'm genuinely like the only show

01:02:31.260 that i watch consistently is like drag race and like docu-series did you guys see that the one

01:02:37.580 wait but what about the high schooler getting bullied yes yes i just watched it two days ago

01:02:42.600 it was nuts i mean it's like it was so nuts that even though i kind of knew what was going to happen

01:02:49.620 at the end i was still blown away oh like that's how nuts it is because oh can i like i don't care

01:02:54.780 well the thing is i saw a clip on tiktok oh then well no i saw a clip on tiktok about i think i know

01:03:02.200 what can i can i say yeah i don't care spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler well i was like this is

01:03:08.740 why i wanted to watch it because i saw this sport like this girl posted a clip about it and i was like

01:03:12.980 oh shit like that is like my my shit my way like i need to see what happened yeah um but it was like

01:03:18.760 the mom yeah essentially was like bullying her daughter for like two years yeah going on two

01:03:24.520 years going i can't even talk and the shit she would say i'm not even kidding like at the beginning

01:03:29.800 of the movie it says all of the texts featured in this film are real so they're verbatim texts

01:03:34.920 there's one that i can't i can't stop saying which was like my tits his face that's the text

01:03:41.580 when she's bullying her daughter literally telling her daughter to kill her yeah like

01:03:46.680 calling her daughter ugly skinny all that okay but like a whole other whole other tea because

01:03:51.220 the tea about that though that had me like gagged and gooped other than it being like actually like

01:03:54.720 as like a true crime and like documentary watcher like rarely do they have me like closing the

01:03:59.260 laptop like need to go sit and look outside for a bit yeah like oh like something like shifted yeah

01:04:05.720 like try like literally try not to make like try not to like literally 2012 like literally reverse

01:04:11.880 cyber bully her back yeah like literally try not to like cyber bully challenge but i think where

01:04:17.560 they really like they gathered boots like they had me shook up is like i remember at the top i was

01:04:22.460 like this gonna be one of the problems but then they clocked my tea because rarely do you have

01:04:28.300 somebody like so fucking wrong yeah like so wrong like with the like like the delusion to even like

01:04:36.800 show up and talk about it wow that's on the show and and the way she was explaining like you know

01:04:42.440 we all i'm sure some people drunk drive oh she literally was like girl what is i got caught

01:04:47.220 huh yeah damn right you got caught i know i i need to watch it because yeah i i saw i saw that clip

01:04:54.520 and i was like the mommy like i was like that's the mama mama the mama what like a dog like no

01:05:01.140 literally i was like gagged and so it definitely that's definitely been on my list because i was like

01:05:06.220 not i was only watching this one show that i started when i was like a kid essentially and i was just

01:05:11.760 i don't know why i was like i need to start from the beginning because there's dead ass 15 seasons

01:05:15.340 have you ever seen supernatural before my fiancee loves supernatural and i'm like

01:05:20.160 but i'm like there's 15 seasons and i've probably seen like eight of them and then like kind of like

01:05:28.480 fell off 15 is crazy well because that was that it was like on it was like cw yeah i liked the

01:05:34.740 vampire diaries loved that show once it got to netflix i was like like in that like in that ass like

01:05:42.800 real bad real bad i loved that show oh yeah and that's what i did with supernatural for about like

01:05:48.520 three months so i didn't watch like anything else and i'm still like trying to watch it like

01:05:52.400 she's not quite done she's not quite done love yeah um and so i took a break like a tolerance break

01:05:58.940 because i'm like hey too much of anything that one's also scary as fuck even with the terrible

01:06:04.020 graphics it could be creepy oh no and like it starts getting like fierce like i it's it's definitely i

01:06:09.400 was like just in a season that was like low-key like darkness so i was like okay i need to like come

01:06:13.680 up for air yeah like it was giving like the sopranos tease for a second you guys ever watched

01:06:19.700 a great british baking show do you like that show yes yeah yeah like literally that is the only show

01:06:27.520 i've kept up with like consistently every year since i was in college like almost going on 10 years i've

01:06:33.540 been keeping up with that show religiously like my life depends on it yeah because it be getting you

01:06:39.140 together yeah it's just that it's that we're really missing like joy like no for real that is a show

01:06:44.980 where i'm like god life is so beautiful no it's really dead ass like she will have you trying to

01:06:49.720 eat british food like fuck it literally sponge cakes with hundreds of thousands

01:06:55.060 the last season when they you know when they had that one american dude and he went out like week two

01:07:02.860 well no i haven't seen the last season i need oh i'm sorry i'm sorry they had an american though

01:07:07.260 yeah one and he was like an old ass dude and i he was low-key my favorite baker um as short-lived

01:07:13.880 as it was yeah because there's nothing more american than me to me than going in that bitch and being

01:07:19.380 like it's hot in here right he was like fucking hot in here like from the states yeah he lives in the

01:07:26.540 yeah but he moved i think to the uk with to marry his wife and then just lived there so he has dual

01:07:30.840 citizenship okay yeah because i was literally just telling my friend who bakes cakes i was like bitch you

01:07:34.620 got to get on he's like an east coast like yeah old white dude like yeah like he's like a new yorker

01:07:39.380 yeah yeah like to like live and it was so funny because he was getting too hot in the tank because

01:07:44.340 they still don't have air dead ass so he's like getting overstimulated and i think like about to

01:07:47.860 pass out and then he misses a week comes back does like the first one and then he's like in there and

01:07:53.840 he goes yeah i think i'm gonna go home no dad

01:07:56.240 i thought i was like my favorite guy i was like and that's my fucking american right there

01:08:01.340 yeah like he said it's too hot i'm out like dead ass he's like well because how can we focus in

01:08:05.380 these conditions like let's be honest y'all living like this yeah ref do something ref do something

01:08:12.240 there was like shit going down loki that season yes everyone was getting hurt and falling and like

01:08:16.840 literally people were like passing out it was probably hot and shit like yeah do something

01:08:21.380 i don't know why i'm like under the illusion that it's like always like because it's like it

01:08:26.960 feels like it should be like during christmas no during the hottest summer months right like yeah

01:08:32.900 because i'm like let's run like a little christmas bus they should have us they should

01:08:37.000 have us on like the celebrity version if they i've slutted myself out to them constantly i am

01:08:43.440 like i am open for business if you need me i will be there yes and i will literally like travel

01:08:49.180 like yes like literally like no i'm gonna be in the carry-on folded up

01:08:52.500 just like just put me through tsa just put me no literally bringing the hundreds and thousands

01:08:57.880 bring them bring them bring them front front and center okay i have some fun facts for y'all

01:09:03.100 okay you guys excited are you ready hell yeah hell the fuck yeah it says that dom and maya first

01:09:07.760 met outside of a club after a night out true is that true was it love at first sight

01:09:12.940 yeah yes it was giving like blasian love at first sight i was literally like i'm like i was like

01:09:19.600 true or false are you filipino no that's exactly what happened two truths and a lie i'm filipino

01:09:26.340 no and i literally was like what oh okay like yeah um no but i was like no i'm not so period um

01:09:32.000 oh but like since then you know we've been locked in type shit half japanese mine is half japanese

01:09:36.060 yes um and i'm half okay i get it you know what i mean you said two dumb bitches saying exactly back

01:09:41.380 and forth yeah literally like i was just repeating each other like right yeah yeah yes that's true

01:09:47.620 though uh dom it says you used to work at nordstrom oh yeah and how was that honestly so my first

01:09:56.820 ever job like when i was like a child 15 i'm like um which is a child um i worked at quick trip

01:10:05.420 which is like a gas it's kind of like wawa if you're into wawas um it was like that was like

01:10:10.960 scrub the floors like literally that was like no literally that shit was like the orphanage

01:10:16.460 giving annie yes it was like it's a hard not like literally like grown-ass like trucker men like

01:10:22.720 yelling at me like it was crazy what the hell so when i went like why are you 15 working and we had

01:10:27.960 no breaks like they don't because they're like you could just take a break whenever you want

01:10:32.260 so they're like there's so there's no like one hour break or like 30 minute break there's no chairs

01:10:37.600 so you can't sit down and you work like dead ass sometimes eight hour shifts like and sometimes

01:10:44.320 they'd be 12 hours if like someone showed up late so you have to it was sounds illegal it was

01:10:48.980 that really does though and so they'll be like no there's no chairs you can't sit down you if you

01:10:53.520 need a break just take one but there and the where it's just like if everyone sinks no one stinks

01:10:58.620 if we tell them there is no breaks you take breaks whenever you never take break no you

01:11:04.080 never take why would you take break and like i did that job because it was like they were paying fat

01:11:08.360 like minimum wage at the time was seven dollars an hour oh and i was getting paid there was gonna be

01:11:12.880 a teen at the end and i'm like oh right so yeah in the sense that and they were paying me eleven dollars

01:11:19.560 an hour so i was like period like i don't idc but they get you i feel like that made me like

01:11:25.400 like literally i came into like i came into nordstrom like the salty splatoon

01:11:29.540 like spit into a cup like like i was like bitch hardened like literally hardened i was like this

01:11:36.900 ain't shit girl i'm gonna fold some clothes and like this is an air conditioned department

01:11:40.140 no literally i was like girl i'm gonna sell you a little tank top like one too um and then yeah and

01:11:46.140 then when i moved to la i like transferred my job out here and worked in customer service

01:11:50.100 and that was going back to quit your life i was like i was like girl you don't you haven't seen

01:11:55.920 my tattoo like no the nordstrom at the grove like they had the spit cup oh girl i literally had

01:12:00.980 like my anchor tattoo like on my arm like i was like dad asked the salty splatoon like this

01:12:06.200 y'all don't know my backstory like y'all ain't about to get me did you like were you good at retail

01:12:11.920 yes i actually like i feel like you'd be wonderful at retail sometimes i miss it really bad

01:12:16.800 like some i've in the past like still with this job i'm like i want to like work at a retail the

01:12:21.800 thrill yeah so fun yeah yeah and it's just like i don't know you meet like really like cool people

01:12:26.540 and stuff like i don't know it's like nice the human interaction yeah that is nice yeah when you're

01:12:30.960 when you're home in your crate now all the time you start feeling insane dude heavy on the fucking

01:12:35.540 crate bro like real bad i was telling my therapist like not too long ago i was like i i really truly

01:12:41.380 believe i'm developing agoraphobia like i really do think it's becoming a real thing for me

01:12:45.280 uh because when i'm outside for too long i'm like i gotta go back in my crate oh yeah i gotta go

01:12:50.900 back to the crate i'm sprinting in my own front door that's super real real bad uh maya says you

01:12:57.140 started taking ballet lessons when you were three years old i'm like yeah no yeah actually i was

01:13:03.820 literally doing ballet for the first like 20 years of my life type shit damn so you know like stand up a

01:13:08.620 little straighter like do a little one too missing that missing that would love to come back to that

01:13:13.460 eventually you know what i mean what got you into ballet just funsies and then took it seriously

01:13:18.500 i guess like as the story was told because i was like three so like i don't really like remember

01:13:23.520 that but um my parents said that i like just wanted to like dance and i kept being like i want to dance

01:13:29.360 i guess i want to dance like so make it happen yeah and they like made it happen and then i don't know

01:13:34.980 it's like one of those things where i was just like you know ballet be fierce like maybe like

01:13:38.540 training you boots like you know i'm saying like the salty splatoon for real talk about a real salty

01:13:43.820 splatoon yeah so i love watching ballerinas on tiktok yeah love watching them because to this day i'm

01:13:50.120 like no y'all are taking you said don't make you dust them off and get in there seriously but it's

01:13:56.280 like i don't know it's like one of those things like i don't know i imagine it's like skating or

01:13:59.900 something where it's like you do it so young that like i didn't realize that it was like a conscious

01:14:06.520 decision i guess until i was like much later in life until i like went to college and i was like

01:14:10.500 oh like yeah i've been doing this my whole life like i don't know maybe but i always loved it oh t

01:14:15.040 and like luckily i didn't get too much like ballet trauma because i like know that's like a real

01:14:18.920 thing but um yeah that's my shit okay t uh this one says in 2018 dom posted this photo of her and

01:14:26.560 tyler the creator and matching cheetah prints okay do you want to know the backstory of that photo

01:14:32.900 i never want to tell it online because or i'll tell it here because this is like a chill space

01:14:39.360 but i'm like i never want to get on tiktok and be like do you want to hear the backstory of this

01:14:42.660 photo of me and tyler because i'm like one day when i see him again i'm literally gonna be like

01:14:46.840 he's like on some daffa yeah like on some daffa shit i don't want him to be like damn why'd you

01:14:50.700 like air me out cry wait so what's really crazy is i've low-key met tyler like a million times

01:14:56.700 throughout my life just because i'm a super fan like genuinely and in that year what was what was

01:15:04.440 that album flower boy yeah and i had like gone to la went to camp flognor went to the store and i had

01:15:12.600 like green hair and he was like oh like he like pulled me and was like let's key and we were like

01:15:19.280 keying in the store and he was like oh you're like sick as fuck can i take a photo of you and just took

01:15:24.240 like a photo of my face and i was like like in the photo like you're like dead ass like let me like

01:15:29.880 get my chin right so then after that i was like okay that was like random but hella cool and then

01:15:36.180 my friend had moved to la like a month later and she ran into him at the melrose like flea market

01:15:42.440 and she like facetimed me and was like look it's out and he's like oh my gosh like i remember you and

01:15:48.580 he was like don't like remembered my name and shit and i was like and then he was like oh where do you

01:15:55.140 live where do you live and i was like oh i live in arizona and he's like right right right that was

01:15:58.780 it and like through the dude that would have me like oh that enough literally i was like in arizona

01:16:04.980 like trying to make it out the show like i was like i need to like get out of it came back different

01:16:09.000 like literally get me out of the suburbs challenge like i was like losing my mind so that like really

01:16:13.760 like how do you live one day randomly wake up he dms me on twitter and just says hi and i was like

01:16:23.340 like literally i was like and obviously i'm like losing my mind like i'm like why'd you do me hi

01:16:33.480 like whatever and like the golden days of twitter like i know like literally just be like hey especially

01:16:38.640 him on twitter too oh yeah boots yeah so then he had like one he was like nominated for a grammy or

01:16:45.000 something like that and i was like congrats on your nomination but he didn't see it and then he was in

01:16:49.480 town for um a show and he used to play this really small venue in mesa and i was like low-key still

01:16:56.340 surprised he was like playing at it but he did and i got a ticket and i was like hey like i have this

01:17:01.540 like really cool cheetah jacket he had like cheetah hair at the time and i was like if you want to like

01:17:05.480 take a photo like let me know it looks so sick with your hair he ends up responding on twitter and

01:17:11.320 literally being like oh my gosh like yeah like let me know when you're here like i'll have someone

01:17:16.960 come grab you sorry and i get shook talking about it i love that man i love that man he literally we

01:17:25.140 like go back there his like security guard grabs me and he's like oh i have a jacket like a cheetah

01:17:30.360 jacket too nice as yeah for real i get my cheetah jacket he gets his cheetah jacket and we flick up

01:17:38.100 behind the stage and he's like hey love you that's me up little like one two and he's like the photo

01:17:46.140 with tea right and i was like it's hello do you like like what and he has a show and then like

01:17:52.100 nine months later you had maya so no i'm like like that's papa like that's literally like we

01:17:59.660 and that was one of the first things that we really peed about too is like oh you know we studied from

01:18:05.260 the house of yeah at the table like yeah yeah my sister showed me tyler because she showed me

01:18:11.080 loiter squad yeah future like that stuff and that's my dissertation no that's like that's our

01:18:17.100 that's so specifically your guys's niche like that is like you're in a very fierce way yeah

01:18:23.340 like just the thought of loiter squad like as a concept i'm like damn guys like whatever happened

01:18:27.440 and just like fucking around like they really said yeah yeah i know for real like if somebody did that

01:18:32.820 for us like if someone let us off the leash like that i wish you got to show me the fence line

01:18:37.960 otherwise i'm gonna run oh well and that's what they did and that's why now they'd be like a what

01:18:41.400 and now we're scared to talk about two fake white teenage boys on the internet

01:18:44.920 and it's very different vibes it's very different yeah no as hell as hell as hell

01:18:50.560 well thank you guys for coming and keying with me for like what feels like 20 minutes but also

01:18:56.860 a lifetime yeah and thank you for having the memories of a life oh the memories that will

01:19:01.280 never leave our soul serious like i'm like oh you don't have to like spend the night um

01:19:05.540 no you're like right i'm like so there's no right okay like this lady boy like

01:19:11.440 no but thank you so much for having us like i fucking love y'all no and y'all are the funniest

01:19:18.840 funniest bitches alive like i sing your praises everywhere i go every time i talk about y'all

01:19:24.020 i'm like dom and my love them oh my god y'all know that like drew you and dason like are literally

01:19:30.000 my fucking sisters like and like you're just like literally one of like my favorite people

01:19:35.420 ever genuinely and i'm like y'all this is like big ups on drew because i feel like so often you meet

01:19:41.700 people and like they be switching up on you or like they aren't who they are like how they show

01:19:47.160 up online it's not how they show up in person but you are like you and your family are that ex-tet

01:19:52.280 thank you i fucking love y'all well that's why we got together and had maya yeah so we had to keep

01:19:59.660 growing the lineage the family yeah well thank you so much for coming um for the maybe two people that

01:20:08.720 don't know where to find y'all where can everybody find you you could do personal and upstairs um so

01:20:13.120 i ggy our i sorry i ggy like put our name in gold put our name um upstairs neighbors pod the clips

01:20:21.120 upstairs neighbors podcast youtube and our clip audio good y'all don't worry turn it all the way up

01:20:27.240 you're okay we're in 4k now we're in 4k now um and tiktok is the same as ig

01:20:33.500 upstairs pod upstairs neighbors pod um and then my ig that you know i just be trapping on there

01:20:40.060 i just be thirst trapping uh dom roberts instead of an e it's an x and my other thirst trap account

01:20:46.360 is tiktok uh dom not a teen mom yes period um you can find me on i feel like we haven't said this

01:20:53.040 in so long like i'm like yeah um my instagram is mayamoto with an underscore and then my tiktok

01:21:00.320 that i as y'all know delete like majority of the time but you can still come key is maya has a tiktok

01:21:04.660 oh my god i have a youtube channel oh yeah maya has a youtube channel or something i actually don't

01:21:08.560 remember it's just know that it exists and like i don't know and she'd be posting consistently i

01:21:13.100 just post like blind like pin blind box videos right now like i just don't know a mystery i don't

01:21:18.860 know if anyone cares like disney pin videos like for real video like oh i'm so into watching that

01:21:25.020 right now oh mystery pin monday honestly y'all three pin monday y'all get into like get into the

01:21:29.900 megan the magical millennial oh balls deep in that shit oh i'll tell you what i'm keeping her lights

01:21:34.980 on no i'd be literally falling asleep like and wdw kevin okay shout out florida taking it

01:21:45.140 taking it with the pin content bitch i'm about to be at the pin boards like he told me that shit fake

01:21:51.740 he told me what fake look like you're going to get me

01:21:56.460 like i'm in the stew like yeah i'll take it we gotta go to disneyland together that reminds me

01:22:03.100 we gotta do it together praise and i don't even want to get in the back i'm not even kidding buying

01:22:09.560 my like pass because they just they just like relaunch it again and i was like oh we gotta go

01:22:15.920 you know i gotta take y'all oh we have to roll together oh period like you'll know my story i have

01:22:22.140 to watch my append trade when we go i can do it i'm like and what's i like watch my parents do it

01:22:27.580 like i'm like oh y'all thought oh y'all thought i okay let's look at the tree because i'm like i have

01:22:34.080 plans for us it's perfect oh yeah we have plans we'll pencil that in yeah i'm like anyway thank you

01:22:40.940 all so much for tuning into this episode of the comment section thank you so much to my amazing

01:22:44.440 guests maya and dom don't forget to follow them on all their personal socials plus upstairs

01:22:48.420 neighbors it's fucking hilarious we've also i've also been on that show and it's amazing so make

01:22:53.400 sure y'all tune in thank you so much for tuning in into the comment section this week me stuttering

01:22:58.180 over my words since when anyways new episodes of the comment section drop every wednesday you can

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01:23:10.740 maya and dom and i'll see you next week bye

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The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - September 10, 2025

BOOTSY BELLOWS Ft. Dom and Maya (Upstairs Neighbors) ｜ Episode 186

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