BOOTSY BELLOWS Ft. Dom and Maya (Upstairs Neighbors) | Episode 186
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1 hour and 23 minutes
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Summary
Dom and Maya aka Upside Neighbors aka Dom & Maya aka Upstairs Neighbors are two of the most iconic, hilarious, and all-around hilarious duo Dom and Maya. They are a duo that has become a household name in the fashion world, and they are here to tell you all about it.
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I stayed the night in Charles de Gaulle like the TDG airport and I walked into Burger King
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there was like a Burger King and I was like I'm so bitch like I'm gonna literally like do my big
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one right now like dead ass I'm gonna house something here yeah walk in there and I'm
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literally like like literally like and like you dead wrong because you dead wrong they're dead
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because I was at that same Burger King and I was like hey everyone and welcome back to another
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episode of the comment section show starring me your fave who cares about me on to the guests
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today we have a duo an iconic legendary hilarious duo Dom and Maya aka Upstairs Neighbors
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and thanks for having us like oh my god thank you so much for having us in the house thank you for
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coming in the most severe way right here it is no like we came as soon as we heard as soon as we got
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the news this episode is presented to you by eBay we all have that piece you know the one the thing
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up dreaming about pieces again and again I'm talking that off the runway red leather bomber
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you got to travel Europe first then you came well you know what I mean yeah y'all mind if we spend
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our whole savings like oh my god but like drop a galaxy like I don't know drop a galaxy make sure
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you guys drop some roses below no like that I'm honored to have y'all thank you for coming to the
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show oh how's life for y'all right now it's been life it's been life has it yeah in a derogatory way
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no in like a positive way I think like it's just been like super busy like we've had like a lot of
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like really exciting changes and stuff and we did like an east coast tour and like honestly like
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really like me I'm like you know it's just like being a rock star is really fucking hard
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try being an influencer try being an influence for a day but genuinely like I feel like we've been
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having like such an awesome time for sure so many new first experiences and stuff but it has been like
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a little oh can we sit down like it's a little oh I know when you don't see your own bed for a
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long time it's oh it's tragic learning about that yeah matters of the heart matters of the heart
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matters of the heart and the spirit and the mind really like my body spirit let's just take it all
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the way well I want to talk to y'all about upstairs neighbors how did that come to be I'd love to know
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the genesis of it obviously I've been on the show had a blast oh they were gonna jump y'all about
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that audio but other than that it was wonderful well because guys like there I loved the episode I
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enjoyed it thank you I don't care what anyone else says I had a good time there was a time when um
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we were doing everything yes we were doing everything and like guys like on youtube the
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audio is fine okay but like the clips the clay I was gonna say no it's got my nose no well got our
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nose I'll take I'll take that one I'll take that one because I'm like the apology I'm like the apology
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I'm like I make the clips and so and let me just hold on before y'all that's my friend like
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let her get up because bro let's also say like I was teaching Dom premiere pro like this woman was
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learning premiere pro like for the like for previous yeah I was literally like on my iphone
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in in shot like what like in shot in a dream it's so hard sometimes you know um and I was like trying
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to like you know maybe touch some things I shouldn't have but I don't give a fuck y'all we had a great
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time we had a great time and like guys just like listen to the whole thing like I promise it sounds
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good like I don't know what to say it doesn't it was a hilarious episode so whatever that was a
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necessary jump sometimes I I really do get annoyed sometimes when I see uh like comments like that
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about shit like especially with my show with my sister I'm always like did you guys find it funny
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or not right did you guys giggle like ears bleeding and I'm like well was it funny like was it funny um
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but like y'all know we were just hey just turn it down just turn it down sorry turn it down damn
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like audio clipping as hell and I was like no why is everyone mad why is everyone mad at her like
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she's trying her best I'm literally just a content farmer that's really at the end of the day I'm just
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a simple farm lad you're honestly so real for doing it in your phone though because I to this day still
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do oh if I could buy a house on my phone I would oh I'll do it on my phone I know how some people are
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like laptop is for serious stuff oh desktop is for even more serious stuff for me if I could do it on
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my phone I'm gonna do it on my phone I literally bought my first car like on my phone on an app
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and it literally got like delivered to my house and like and I was like no this shit's hella it was
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like low-key a lot easier than I feel like it should have been right literally because I feel like
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anytime I've been to the dealership with my parents they're literally like
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okay like four hours deep like off the coffee like they're like bring out the pot
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give me the car like give me the car like you have to spend the night there no we have to spend
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the night there and when I like bought my first car it literally took me like five minutes like
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they're like oh yeah enter your tea and literally your tea enter your tea give me your tea literally
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apple I was like face id like like apple pay like like yeah and then it dead ass and it dead ass
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got delivered to my house I still cut things in tiktok like in their editor also I'll edit it in
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there I don't give a damn I don't give a hot damn exactly when they're like oh how long does it take
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you to make content I'm like about 10 minutes because I just open up the app I film an app I post it
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film an app yeah girl wake that up yeah no wake that up because you don't film an app
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no and that like gagged me like when I was like learning about tiktok like Dom was like just don't
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film an app and I was like like what do I do but something like I will say though like my best videos
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have been made in app because it's like the one two step yeah boom bap yeah like live tweet like live
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yeah I think especially if you're uh new to posting content like when I was new uh it's too
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it gives me too much wiggle room if I film it on the camera because I'm going to be looking at too
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many things yeah oh yeah so if I can see myself good enough right that's what I think I'm like good
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enough I can see myself that's more than enough yeah and it is and it is close and that's honestly
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probably why people when they see me in public go you look way prettier in person I'm like oh oh my god
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oh oh my god that was really like oh oh my god okay yes oh thank you yeah oh my god what does that
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mean like sorry I've been using that voice like really badly I love workshopping bits like yes through
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cycles yes my sister's new one that she's introduced to us has been yes yes to anything so when someone
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says something awful they're like so they're just gonna hit you yes
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to literally everything now that's just yeah my new one is fuck no like if someone asked me for
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anything like even if like I'll just be like fuck no and then like do it it's hella funny no and like
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the new season of stims like the fall winter is like really out right now real bad because I'm like
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coming back from like Europe I picked up so many goddamn stims like y'all this right now
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I love that like as a period replacement that's my shit right that's my shit I just thought of
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something so random I think I saw I saw some random guy somewhere and I I'm not even kidding I deadass
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thought to myself I think Maya would really like him because I feel like I know your type so I feel
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like I've nailed it and that's like so real of you to say like it's like skater alternative kind of vibe
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yeah I saw some I'm not even kidding the first thought I had was I bet Maya would love that guy
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and I wish I had texted you at the time and I'm thinking about him and I'm like this I'm gonna
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remember who it is and I'm gonna send him to you who was it it was somber and here's the thing
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here's the like I'm like which camera can I look at like seriously guys here's the thing like here's
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the thing genuinely I get I be getting profiled so fucking fiercely like god forbid a girl like
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literally says like three people they thought was hot because when I'm I'm telling you and this
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ain't this ain't somber tea like I'm like I don't know you king like you know what I'm saying like
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I'm hearing great things but just know that like just know that like when your friends think that
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you have a type like genuinely I hear about every motherfucker that comes through the press I'm the
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first to hear like every time like literally lanky like dark hair person drops like I'm being so
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dead ass serious I got like six dms like I know about him not because of his music not about his
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talent I don't even know like what he does actually but all I know is like I don't know like I guess
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he had like he hit the press a little nasty and like five of my friends were like did you hear
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about that I'm like yeah thank you who is this no and I'm like well what does he do like and then
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it's literally like music like it's like Michael Jackson I'm like so why are you not telling me
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I'm like what now like what does he have to do right now I'm profiling solely him based solely
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based on looks and I'm just happy to like you know he's also really tall I've seen him in person
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at a party and he's he's pretty tall taller than I thought okay okay
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okay so upstairs neighbors recently signed to a network how exciting how has that been
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it has been actually everything it's game-changing I'm like the clip audio y'all like no and I'm like
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this hey papi don't do those no more you don't make the clips oh girl they could tell because the
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t2 is like you know we've this has been a very it's been a process of like a lot of talks and
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like a lot of like da da da da we got here made a very like you know longer decision than just like
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little one two you know how that goes with that being said like the second like a single thing
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started to change like when we when they like got us like the new little camera upgrade like
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everybody was like damn this should look good as hell and I was like oh oh thank god you upgraded
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no literally literally I was like oh okay yeah no they know we don't edit no mo like they know that
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like they actually knew they're like you don't have to tell us we can tell yeah right right literally
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bootsy like our new stem right now is bootsy bellow and like what like what is it we'll just keep
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saying like right bootsy bellow like bootsy bellow because it was giving boots and then it gave
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bootsy and then for some reason it's giving bootsy bellow so I'm just saying that so like y'all know
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what's going on so y'all just in case you guys are confused and need a translator that's what
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that means we're getting ahead of the narrative right it's hot off the press like bootsy bellow
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um bootsy bellow just dropped um but no it's been so tea to have like a physical space to like record
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in and just kind of like customize like you know for sure um and I feel like it's something that we've
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been like working towards for like a really long time because I didn't even answer your original
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question was like how did we start how did we start the podcast if you wondering how we got
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um yeah like how far back do we take it um but it's like you know Maya and I had been like friends
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for a while and I was just like wait we're a hell of like it was just that shit yeah it was very that
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tea of like we would talk for like an hour straight and then she would be like
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hmm that hit diff we should record that and I'm like that would kill that would kill
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like literally like she was putting on a top hat I was like hello like what's going on like
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why are you smoking a cigar like that girl in my office literally get that girl in my office and I
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was just like we should run this and like I used to have a podcast before and that one yes I remember
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y'all origin story yeah Dom I was the very first podcast I ever went on was yours period and look at
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us now we birthed Maya like I'm like no I'm literally sitting here like we gave birth to
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Maya it's a beautiful thing no like boots like Bootsy Bell exactly what happened um but I feel like
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that I just like learned from that podcast that I love to podcast but like it wasn't exactly the
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right fit and when I had met Maya I was like I don't want to podcast alone and also I want it to be
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like authentically us like totally and that's kind of why we just went like you know grassroots style
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like literally grassroots like we just kind of like did it on our own shout out film school like
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hey you know what I mean that's so funny that's literally me and my sister too my sister went to
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film school like she majored in film so yeah she was our our Freddie Benson too yeah
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yes in the sense that you know what I mean I'm glad that like yeah no shout out school
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I love that I think that's a beautiful thing that's also my sister and I I'm not even kidding
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when we do interviews like sometimes they'll ask like how did it get started I'm like I honest we
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honestly just think we're the funniest people ever and I thought people should see this yeah
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dad no pretty much exactly what happened like we had a few like specifically we would always go to
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this diner in LA and like eat food and we would have like four hour long conversations and by the
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end of it I'm like no shade but I do wish I recorded that yeah that was like some of our funniest shit
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we'd like no like two girls like making themselves laugh at the table we're like did you guys oh okay
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did anyone else get into this like no like did anyone hear that like oh okay fucking no like dead
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ass you'd be laughing so hard like falling out the booth just like under the booth just like under the
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booth yeah like sliding out the shit like yeah that's the best part though is when you get to say
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like you for real or like honestly I just I find us really funny I figured you guys wanted to see it
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like genuinely yeah well and also too I think like I'm like we need more of that like I'm like
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we need more delusions of grandeur because I'm like if I see like another like foul ass man with
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a fucking podcast mic literally talking and like moving his fucking lips fixing his fucking mouth
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to like make sounds come out like I'm gonna lose it no I'm gonna lose it so I'm like go ahead
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let's ratio them yeah literally ratio in the chat like ratio like and I'm like we need to ratio them
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yeah I agree because women are inherently funnier in my opinion so and I feel like a lot of male
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like men's podcasts are like motivational like they're like you're I'm not trying to motivate shit
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I'm not trying to giggle let's laugh can we let's laugh y'all mind if we like bring back laughing
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yeah bring back silly bring back laughing because it's like really like it's it's bleak out there
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right it's bleak like it's bleak boots on your show one of my sister and I's favorite bits from
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your show and when you guys were laughing about doing the half marathon and you were saying you
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you're getting white boy angry at your mom yeah oh because I'm and it's so funny because like to this
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day like to this day and it's like it's that kind of like um it's that paradox of like
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yes obviously we post a lot on the internet like and we do that but like I still for some reason
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like don't think anyone's like watching us yeah so like I'll like meet people in public and like
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the girlies really be like and like the half dude the half and I'm like man that really awesome
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experience that was like really inspirational and like fun um hashtag happy hashtag happy hashtag
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smile love hashtag amazing no like hashtag health like like was also like that was one of my lowest
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like that was one of my highest like the afteroni dig of that was like oh and your mom just be
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running them just for fun oh she loves half marathon with a smile on her face like in her peak of like
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running her half marathon because like growing up my mom was like in the all like literally on the
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pavement like literally horse trolloping sounds like literally like in that on that pavement like
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you could not stop her and so she's now in in her hiking era which is like worsa was like hiking but
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she hikes like 17 miles up like this side like it's like a three-day like camping trip and like
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essentially she like starts at one place and by three days she ends up on the other side and I'm just
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like bro like pack it up and it's like scaling the side of a mountain like she ran that half after
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like it had been like what a couple days and she literally yes she literally had just gone on like
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a three-day like excursion to yavasupai if you know where that is in Arizona where you literally
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climb to the bottom of a canyon and then you like go right back up and there's like a waterfall it's
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hella beautiful but like but like it was like can I like uber there no right like it's deadass
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getting like the hobbit like hell or high water like yeah no it's deadass like the hobbit like if
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you've seen the hobbit before it's like that if you've seen the hobbit before like yeah anyone's
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ever seen that movie before she your mom did the hobbit and then was lapping you guys at the at the
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half marathon like boots in the most severe way like in the most severe way and that was the thing
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like in high school she would like run a half marathon in the morning and then like go to work
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after like she would just be like oh and then like literally like go to work and I was like it really
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ain't nothing but a ting that was what really was eating that's that's and lately you've been saying
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this too that's what's really been taking it though was like she literally like did that shit and then
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like after like didn't even like personally if that was my life I would be talking about all the
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time like you guys oh yeah for me like I would run that like oh my god that was hard you could not
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sorry like just statistically like if we want to like break it down but she literally was like
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so like how are you guys like what's good and I was like and that like honestly eats me up more
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than if you were just like if you were just like I'm better than you like I don't know like I'm
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stronger I'm no because she wasn't and that was a thing that was like okay am I the asshole like
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literally like what was really gagging me was like we're exhausted tired can't find the car like
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it's just like oh my day and then not finding the car like that I know it's like due into a rage oh
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that's type shit that had me like okay I got my eyes I got my toes I got my hands like what am I
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grateful for breathing like five things I can see four things I can touch
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that was like so like to this day like so five stadium I hope like me talking to the stadium
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literally I'm like do something about it like ref do something like something about that it's just like
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so why and listen people get jobs period I'm like this but like why every time am I at SoFi like
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nobody ever knows what the fuck is going on or where to go nobody's ever like this is what's this
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like this is this and like this is this and like they had us like when you ask they're like I don't
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know no as if they're not wearing a vest that says they work there you're like oh okay my bad
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and literally on FaceTime with their best friend like literally one airpod in on FaceTime and then
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like you go up to them and you're like hey like can I what you know like what what do you want no I
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don't know where your car is no I don't know where the yellow lot is I don't know where the entrance
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and exit is I was like well where did you come from this morning like what the fuck like oh my god
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so we did who the fuck did y'all have like we literally were walking around for like like and I'm not
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even fucking joking that's the best part like an hour and a half after that literally looking for
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our fucking car like excuse me like literally excuse me where's gay a and they were like oh it's like
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30 minutes that way so we'd walk 30 minutes so we'd be like gay a and he was like what the fuck
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it's back that way dumbass we go he goes we go by colors over here and you're like what I was like
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what literally and keep in mind I was so beat down after that literally because we had to like walk
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into the stadium after to like get our status like the trek down of so fight like that's the
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hobbit is like if you are going to know it's crazy and you want and you want to sit on the ground
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oh okay oh okay okay wherever you end up make camp because you're gonna be stuck there no bitch buy
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some heelys like go ahead and get you some heelys bitch because they're literally like what elevator
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I'm like whoa when we went to coachella this year we we've gone yeah we've gone a few years and every
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year I I'm not even kidding I compared coachella to like the second hunger games yeah with the island
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you know when he spins that shit hard as fuck and they're all like almost a bunch of people die
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and then he's like let's see them try to tell time now that's how I feel going to coachella yeah
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every year they switch the map up it's different every year I go yes and I feel and again nobody there
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gives a fuck about you so they're like I don't fucking know when you ask them questions so even
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after going four times our my cousin Adam who does my hair makeup he came with us this time it was his
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first time ever yeah so we were excited to go together and I was like no dude there's not a lot
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of walking because we got a different pass and they'll drop us off here blah blah blah turns out I
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and don't don't jump me for this but I didn't go to Lady Gaga set solely because I had to see DJ
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Mustard right he's my Beethoven no and that's some real shit because his set at Flognor literally had
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me like I'm not even kidding it I was levitating I was like I haven't heard this kind of music and so
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like DJ Mustard yeah that's my guy yes so we had a blast watching that but then they shut the carts
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down so we had to walk out which was even further than walking through GA because it's literally the
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essentially this is like the talk about the hobbit yes this is like the exit that like you typically
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come from yeah you went that's like the furthest for this one the furthest possible stage which is
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what keeps me from going because they be having all the divas they're like boo like yeah literally
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when we were in because we went artists this year and I remember like the only other famous person I
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saw was Patrick Schwarzenegger he loves DJ Mustard in case anyone's curious but we had to walk and we
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were walking for what felt like 40 days and 40 nights yes the trek to fucking Jerusalem bitch I
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it was so horrible and we're fucked up and tired and then like we finally get outside and then we
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finally see our car if we've been walking for what feels like hours at this point anywhere we're like
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beat down given up like we're walking and we had split up so it was just me my man Dason and my
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cousin Adam and we're walking a little four nobody's talking that's how you know everyone's
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pissed off oh yeah and tired when it's literally because no one everyone's gonna fight if we anyone
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talks like don't even fight so we're walking and silence is just sand do you hear sand crunching
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and then Dason goes did you have fun today to Adam and then he goes yeah I did I had a good time
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and I'm I'm just listening right and then she goes what was your favorite part and then he goes shut the
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fuck up because it's just like guys like keep families together you know what I mean like
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he goes shut up that's what he said and he's like girl I'll tell you in the fucking car don't ask me
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that shit right now and I was so tired and angry and upset I didn't even laugh when I was out there
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I said I'm gonna laugh about that when I get in the car yeah when I can find it when I can find it
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when I get some water down my dust-covered throat oh yeah yeah and that has been our running bit
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for months now because he's like shut up shut up and that's like real as fuck we were literally in
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and I'm like can I RRT like we were bro we were in New York for our tour shout out New York shout
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shouts out to me shout out New York I'm like this is a comment section exclusive like literally
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exclusive to you in the sense that like in the sense that like bro we first of all New York summer
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like is god awful terrible y'all can sell me like 70% of New York you know like I'm like
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bitch that fucking heat and the smells girl dude the the what is that like literally the water that
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literally just you're like where is the water that dripped onto my fucking eye and I literally
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was like this y'all can go yeah it's like 90 degrees just go literally in an hour later it's
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swollen no I know I was like just go because I don't even know if I can like touch y'all yet
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like I don't know what just hit my fucking face like we literally like like crawled like we it was
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giving hot was that the day that our flight got delayed yes okay yes so this is what happened this
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is the tea like I'm like okay two minutes on the clock like we can do it we can do it we could do
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it we had our show and then we had our first day off and we were like let's run it into the fucking
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ground so we ran it into the ground like had a full day off it was so fun the next day we had like
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a couple hours before our flight so it was like our flight was at two all the all the things opened
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in soho at like 11 so we're like we're gonna do like a little one two bus down which somehow meant
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we got up at eight like I don't know right like I don't know breakfast once dinner like
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it gave like breakfast stand around wait for everything to open then shop yes yes like and
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literally like had like our shoulders buff as hell like literally carrying shit around like doing our
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big one like whatever then we get a text flight canceled well we got a text flight delayed which
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was like oh yeah well it was like oh they like canceled it rebooked us and they're like this is
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your new flight at seven or six or some shit and we were like okay well because it was giving like
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yeah like okay wrote it like literally like hit the splits like we were so excited because we were
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like oh we get more time to like key yeah so like never let your guard down like you just never know
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the future like you know you got too comfy no we got oh we was betting on that plane like we took
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everything we had out our pockets for that plane and we were like because obviously like you're gonna
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take us okay that's awkward why wouldn't they so so then it's like later in the afternoon and we
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get another text like flight delayed even later and so now we're like oh after we went to mexico
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and like had our whole shit turned upside down so after that i was like okay we need to like really
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make sure like i see where this is going i'm blocking t right now and like i've had my shit
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canceled before and it was giving like it gives that same they just start sending you like literally
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asmr like taste on tongue like flight getting canceled like i was like they can tell how much
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you really want to get on the flight yes so they're gonna keep they're literally like oh real bad i was
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like yeah yeah put that piece of bacon down like i want to get on the flight and so we well and then
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in the middle of that that looked like so now we should be a little stressed yeah i'm saying like
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the stress is you guys just at the airport at this point no no we were still in the city like really
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trying to like run it up against the wall because we were like obviously like the plane's gonna leave
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and mind you we also had like a show the next day so that's why it was like serious yeah like we
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were like you can't not miss yeah yeah miss the plane like the plane has to go like it just has
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and i need to be on it and we need to be on it and also like y'all keep delaying it like don't even
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cancel that shit so we're like walking around new york like no money no family like 16 in the middle
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of miami like our back like we were checked out the hotel couldn't go back like it was just giving
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like oh okay being stuck in new york with no hotel too is god awful terrible the god
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damn he and that's where we really like in hindsight 2020 you know what i'm saying it's
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all love to who we were like in that moment but like we were in fact running it like oh it's only
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gonna be like two hours right hot as shit no water no food just like latte like we were just like oh
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well we're just like okay period so then we ended up going to get thai food thai food oh yeah and this
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is what this is where i was going with the story but we were at thai food like
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all i'll say is that and i'm like this and hey and i'm like this because we know it's no tea
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but like touring like bus club another club another club like it's the worst trust me i know oh my
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gosh like your relationships are challenged oh new york heat in a delayed flight i was literally a thai
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food like i like of course one direction broke up guys like i'm not even it's so funny you say that
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because when i was on tour uh halfway through i told my team i get it like with why one direction
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was like i'm gonna kill myself no yeah they had the motherfuckers toying for years on end four years
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around the world with like if we want to be real and this is from like you know like one d like on
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right here don't worry but like they were strangers you know what i'm saying like the stranger to like
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because this is giving like i was literally with like familia like literally was family like ohana
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bitch and we were still at thai like what the fuck do you want what do you want if you say the
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wrong thing to me the band is breaking up no like i'm gonna walk this way you walk that way like
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we go see what happens literally like the fights were so like only like only hanger and like anxiety
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could have like conjured those fights no it was on it was hanger on the deck inside out too like
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literally like and i was like sitting there like i'm just hungry i'm just hungry like i'm just hungry
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and hot like we were literally so hot and hungry and we were trying to figure out whether we want
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well are you a family are you a family yes or no we were like just we'll all get different things
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and then we all wanted the same thing and someone would be like well we could just do family we're
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like well fuck you we should do separate we should do separate but i do want what you have so should
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we share like it was like giving i'm gonna blow something up like that's literally when you start
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beefing it with everyone dead ass it was giving like someone baked a tray of cookies someone grabbed
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for the biggest cookie and the other person was like i want the fucking big cookie bitch
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and we're like why don't we split the big cookie and there's like 12 other cookies
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i like could be no like we could have and we ended up doing family style and then we literally ate we
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were like that's that was awkward they're like god guys that was crazy like that was crazy and then
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who were those guys and then our flight got canceled oh and then we drove to chicago but that's a whole
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other thing 12 hours that's happened to me when i recently i did a talk a college talk at penn state
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shut up bitch to get there planes trains automobiles like i i have to get into unmarked cars and they're
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driving me to an undisclosed location like to get to that small ass fucking town bitch i felt like at
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one point i felt like a flintstone like i was just like like right i was like i gotta get there like
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how else am i supposed to get there there's nothing here no that was dead ass us because like we had
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tried to like rebook the flight we had physically gone to the airport yeah and they're like okay well your
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flight's now gonna leave at 12 30 like midnight and i was like but it's 12 hours away though so we
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were like how are you literally about to be like the plane ain't gonna be ready in 13 hours i'm like
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i could get and i can't even guarantee that no no right right open youtube right now i'll literally
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drive this fucking plane like i was like what are we even open that flight simulator and let me get
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like literally i have something to do like literally i'm like i'm gonna throw up a cop cam
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set up true crime interviews and literally would have been like
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and i'd literally be like y'all good like no we gonna get there leave the door open transparency
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that's how we felt going to penn state it was like the night a nightmare travel day and i travel
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with my man my sister and adam right like the four of us travel together it took us forever we had
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ended up having to redirect our flight go into um dc and then drive from there so we had someone
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drive us from there it was like a three or four hour drive but it was like 11 p.m at that point so
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by the time we got there was like 3 a.m and then we get to the hotel we're like fucking finally right
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like i just want to shower i want to lay down i want to take all my airplane clothes off like all of it
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yeah i go inside we go in there's no one at the desk there's no one at like it it's like a a self
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like a self-help hotel so you have to like check yourself in and let yourself in they like text you
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codes we go and look eight floors up we're at the very top no elevator oh and all of us have 60 pound
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bags oh i'm not even kidding i angry cried and carried my suitcase and my sisters i both i had both
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and also just give it to me and i'm like carrying them up my man's carrying the other two and then
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adam's carrying one and then dason goes because dason is weak as hell right now i keep well no
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actually now she's not but at the time she was really weak and i was saying dason right now is
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giving like hercules when he lost all his powers she's like my pack is so heavy and i was like just
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give it to me i'll take it oh i was angry carrying like 80 pounds on each arm i was just
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bay's luggage and that'll do it i was running upstairs oh oh we see you oh we see you like
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in a way that's because we start our drive 9 p.m it was giving game time like it was like are we
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gonna bet on this plane or not and if it doesn't leave we're cooked like if it doesn't leave at
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midnight we're not even gonna make it in time for the show if we drove yeah so it's like we left at
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9 30 p.m got into chicago at 10 30 a.m like after we all took turns like driving the car hour shifts
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like it was like enough you see like we had to cut like you know what i mean like it had to end like
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that because it was just like we bonded teamwork you had to do yeah it was it was fierce yeah that's how
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that's how i felt about tour last year i did a bus we did a bus for tour which was like i was shocked
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and i'm a little worried because you cannot poop on a bus like you can only pee so like we would
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drive at night and so a lot of us were a little nervous about that because i'm like well what if
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yeah oh so a lot of us were watching our fiber on that trip just in case but i remember thinking i
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was like oh the bus is gonna like be so weird but then every time the bus left i was like my shayla
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right please come back like it just felt like the best place to be was like it was consistency yes
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because i describe tour as feeling like you're on the run oh it feels like you're on the run
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and no one's allowed to know where you're at yeah like bus club another bus another club like it's
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so crazy and that is what broke us too because the same thing happened to us it's like we get to
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chicago go to our um hotel and we're like fucking thank you like we literally have like two hours and
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30 on the clock to like literally like flip it and reverse it yeah and so we like literally get there
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no fucking elevator no even front desk it was literally just giving like apartment yeah like
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yeah literally same and we were like and i knew it was cooked because like we opened that shit and
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like dom started like laughing and i was like i literally was like there's just i mean and honestly
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yeah like go all the way just what's funny what's funny is like i was so angry and by the time we got
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inside dason was laughing and she was like and i was like it's not fucking funny and then she was
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like it's just like what else you know like what else could have possibly happened like literally
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it was even funnier is inside the room i had it had three rooms so everyone got their own room
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and it two of them upstairs another two flights of stairs because it was like a two story like long
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okay okay and i was like i told dason i was like you guys take those better i can't i can't right
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i can't do it leave me down here because that's insane because that's like insane and it's like
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not ethical either like if we want to be even realer i'm like what do you mean you don't have
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an elevator are you kidding me that's why well speaking of kind of but not really that was my
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problem with paris like with france because i was like they don't believe in air conditioning or
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elevators what the fuck is that about or deodorant and that's when i feel my most america rah when i'm
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there because i'm like it's hot and everyone is rude and also there's no elevator that's nuts
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no and like no aluminum like i'm like i am so sorry aluminum free only aluminum free and i'm like y'all
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need the aluminum like we're all gonna die one day and it's like if it's by aluminum bitch idc
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because i stayed the night in um charles de gaulle like the tdg airport and i walked into what's that
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not carl's jr burger king there's like a burger king and i was like i'm so bitch like i'm gonna
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literally like do my big one right now like dead ass i'm gonna house something here walk in there
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they're dead wrong because i was at that same burger king and i was like
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like literally like mouth water like eyes instantly watering and i'm like and now i'm supposed to eat
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like a burger with onion there's onions in this air mama no onion like i'm not hungry
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i'm not hungry like i'm not hungry like y'all literally like fuck it i'm gonna find a vetting
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y'all didn't like literally like it smells like ass in here oh yeah what are y'all cooking back there
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in the sense that um no i dead ass was like like i'm like literally like prime day like i'm gonna
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get y'all some fucking like dub on demand no like if they had a costco in that airport for like
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whatever reason i don't know if literally got them like 10 fucking like you set up a sample tray
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no literally and i'm like oh my god let's just try let's just try but like if everybody stink like
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you know what i'm oh sorry if everyone stinks and it's like no one stinks you know like that's
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what you look at me like i'm not going to you underneath it all cancels out i'm like this i'm
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like i can't do this where i'm from like i'm walking around like what's up what's up that's just
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how we do it here so we do it if that's how y'all doing like i'm gonna do it too
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my head and i'm sorry that's all right my sister and my mom both have like a bloodhound nose so like
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they can smell anything bad yeah if i can smell you it's bad yeah like my sense of smell is very
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normal and kind of bad i would say so like if i can smell ass like it's bad yeah that's how you know
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it's the mark the mark of the beast yeah no and that's so real that's so real that's real i will
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tell you who it is after but there is a creator that um i've talked about with britney that he is
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the teffy described him to me as the stinkiest boy alive and like it's true he is the stinkiest boy
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alive like i've not even kidding like when i smelled him i felt very real fear because i thought to
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myself you have a team and a girlfriend and no one's telling you you smell like ass you're walking
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around smelling like ass and no one's telling you you have no real friends nobody likes you
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and that's the shit that be gagging me is like it's like women we do so much labor
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no like wake that up like on his girlfriend like on his girlfriend like i hate to even like charge
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like charge into the game but i'm like no because like someone's gotta do something someone's gotta do
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something and you got me fucked up if you think we're getting intimate and you literally smell
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like it's till the room stinks but no one's clothes are off everyone's fully clothed and our shoes on
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like let him get up let him get up no because there's just no way and i will tell you who it is
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after because he sucks so like it doesn't it honestly kind of makes me giggle and i joke about this
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often but i'm like for his sake and his sake alone i hope he never turns on me i hope he never says
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anything bad about me oh because because i got a gang of like you have a jar stinky butt jokes loaded
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up oh like i can't i jar like oh bitch i will i will dox you so fast as the stinky man i've been
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talking about like i've been going on a tour talking about that motherfucker and that's scary yeah and i
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and i smelled you through a suit you need to go to the hospital
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like literally the pirates of the caribbean ride
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y'all try to ride in the caribbean like y'all are giving
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y'all giving davy jones yeah y'all the caribbean jones like let's just call it he was in davy jones
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locker i can't believe the burger king and cdg was that stinky oh it was like foul and i literally
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like did in fact lose my appetite and i at that point i was literally just living off like bueno bars
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dead ass like if europe did one thing right it's literally bueno bars and i know we have them here
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like i know but they low-key taste hella dippy like that's how i feel about snacks over there too
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like their pringles flavors are crazy over there they are literally like sit on like yeah like oh
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my day over there yeah in london they have at starbucks they have like um ham and cheese like
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toasties because they be serious about a toasty yeah they it's something like a toasty and this was
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a year ago that i went but like it literally was the most delicious thing i've ever had i said they
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need to they may have fucked up every other cuisine but this yeah no i'm rocking with it
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no and that's the thing i'm like honestly that's if you were like never mind
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i'm just like i feel like if i went to london that'd be the ultimate like no i'm not hungry
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girl oh when i tell you it's their food makes me sad it's not i'm not even joking
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when robbie hoffman was on my show like she was being really funny about it and saying like
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they just like go out of their way to make food bad like it feels like intentional and we laughed
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about it in the comments oh i swear to god they were going up like they were like oh and you guys
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have mass shootings and spices bitch and spices and carcinogens put some of that in your fucking
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food bitch put something in there like when i see those videos of like british kids like trying
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like kfc and shit like i know it's like supposed to be a key but i've been watching that shit like
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no literally like a popeye sanders like my days bruv
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literally oh my days bruv i had no idea like i've been watching that shit trying to send a galaxy like
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um like can somebody get these boys something to eat like seriously something with flavor something
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with flavor yeah and that's why i'm like paris she didn't really she wasn't really taking it in
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that department no me either when i went to paris we had five guys three times oh i had
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four times like the impossible whopper like they're like here she fucking go again like
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literally i was like yeah to the door this fucking girl's door every day oh yeah they had like a two
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story five guys like not too far from where we were staying so we just we're like creatures of
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habit so i'm like well i know i'm gonna like the food there so i gotta go there what the hell we
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gonna do no because i also ate around yeah town and i you know like i could have not done that
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like i don't know wouldn't really change my experience like well in paris like specifically
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when i was there and i was hungry as a bitch like literally this bitch hungry t-shirt
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like i was like this is a hungry bitch like i remember i was like oh breakfast like i'm so excited
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like and literally breakfast like i was like yes like yes like breakfast like i get to eat like
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period dude they only have like a bag that i literally could crack over my head
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and like literally do like my final rest and they want you to like bare mouth that shit in the street
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oh because they don't have any places to sit so they're like oh just open your mouth unlock your
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jaw like a python and bite this oh and the thing that like gagged me crazy like really had me like
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okay like now y'all just playing with food like now y'all just like making shit up for real
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because no shade but like butter when we think of butter and like what it's gonna do
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like we need a little salt yeah yeah that's the whole point like a salted butter or it's literally
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just like grease like it's literally just like yeah it's kind of loyal it's literally like milk
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all like literally yeah so i literally am like fucking uh bitch hungry like a baguette and like
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butter thank you jesus like so i like literally start spreading on the butter take my first bite
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and i'm literally like no and nothing like really pisses me off more than an unsalted butter like we
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need to be and i'm like that's y'all's like that's y'all's one and two i will say i will say though
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they're four five six like me with like a parisian flag on like i don't know but they're six bitch i
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did have a fucking like class hall like literally class that motherfucker yeah they've nailed pastry
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they've nailed oh they ate that so i will say i will say too one time my man and i were walking back
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we went to a gym nearby mind you and like that gym i could have been like and blown dust off the
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fucking machines bitch like no one works out there if they do it's like old timey like it looks like
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a ringley brothers circus like everybody's striped one pieces like their weights are like two things
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with big cannonballs like that's like literally what their gyms look like it's nuts yeah i was like
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this is the silliest gym i've ever been in we leave and we like stop at this little like coffee shop
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and we're like oh let's get coffee and like pastries and so we're going mind you like there's a bunch of
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flies in there so i'm not really rocking with that because the flies be literally crazy hello my baby
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like i'm literally like sir can you like i literally rent that motherfucker like okay since you don't
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want to move like i'll just like pick you up i'm like yeah and so we're like okay and we order some
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pastries and stuff for like our group obviously to go take back to the place we're staying and my man
00:46:32.600
goes oh can you um would you be able to heat those up and the lady goes no and then he goes oh like
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you you like you guys don't have that she goes like she was like no because you don't eat it
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that way you eat it cold and then he said all right and he just took the stuff and he's like
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she said no and that's just like what they fucking do they're like no that's not what french do and
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i'm like bitch do i look french to you i'll be like hey my bad hey my bad coach
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like literally if we need to like call in like the verbal assault i'm literally like calling the
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french bro because they literally had me like and you know what i'm sorry i was born my bad
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and i'm sorry i was born because literally oh my god at that place where i literally got like the
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baguette that like broke my head and like literally the butter that was like made you cry like literally
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like nothing i was like hi like whatever and she was like okay mom like whatever like literally
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called was like keying up with everyone else and then i got there and she was like ma'am
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like literally a man woman lady lady like literally and i was like oh my god and i'm
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sensitive yeah no and that's like real shit in foreign places like that it's funny because when
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we traveled we brought my agent alex who's white and i was like i need at least one white with me
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on this trip yeah and this one yeah i need one resident white um they have to be present with me
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and i i put them at the front of the group yeah and if that fails and someone's being rude i just
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send my man because he's like i don't know eye candy in every country i think because even when we
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were walking around paris they were like talking to him in french because they thought he was like
00:48:07.320
a rugby player so they were like you're famous you're famous and he was like no no and they were
00:48:12.020
like yes you are right take a picture oh yeah and he said okay yeah like yeah like on somebody's
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like y'all have salt like while i have you while i have you yeah do you have salt and ice for my
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water no and ice they don't believe in ice either what's for my water dude and if they and my coffee
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dude sorry ice there i'm so sorry and like i have notes you're up like if you want to like
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if you're like interested in change what like gags me even more is when they do give you ice it's one
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big ass cube it's one giant norma co ass fucking cube that literally has your straw like
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like literally like trying to like get to the drink like
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literally like humiliation ritual like i'd be in that shit like okay guys when i went to barcelona
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don't know why this was part of the culture the dome lids yeah but it's just i got a dome lid and
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i instantly thought about you i don't know why to me if you really like to me the most humiliating
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thing like if i worked at a place where we were like you know making drinks and stuff and i didn't
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like a customer i would just give him a dome lid to me that's like the equivalent of like putting on
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like it's one of those where it's like look how much this person loves their dome lid right you love
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that silly ass cup don't you nothing in there though and it's like the coffee be hella under
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the dome like damn like hella roomy like if we broke through the sky looking at the dome every
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morning like no like on some hunger game shit literally like i was like um literally and i'm
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like katniss like trying to bring that has me so like you're dead wrong they had you doing a
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humiliation ritual every time you go to drink oh and so i would just literally be like so i have
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one big ass like whiskey ice cube in here a dome lid like i don't want to really over like a latte
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with no oat milk like and again like i'm like this let me shut my american mouth you know i'm saying
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because i'd be in y'all country like do you have vanilla and oat like do you have like oh my god
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bitch like shut up but like there were a couple days where i literally was like
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fighting do y'all have a hospital like do y'all have a hospital because i don't drink lactose
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no mal like i don't know what to say right did you have anything you loved about europe when y'all
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were over there or anything fun so much honestly me 20 minutes later i'll break my silence
00:50:46.240
like paris ate for me like i'm not even gonna hold you i don't know if it was where i was staying
00:50:51.400
like we were kind of in just like a random little pocket like it is beautiful it's gorgeous and like
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everyone was hella nice to us like i don't know what was going on like we'd be walking the street
00:51:01.220
people kept being like i like your flow and i was like what what hey period
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and then where they really ate like where they really fucking ate for real is like
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the cafe culture of the two chairs facing out on the street so you could like so you can like
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drink a spritz and be like and people watch literally yes because i'm like yeah and then when
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i came back to the states i was like we could just look but i will say that translated into
00:51:32.000
like this staring problem over there is like so fierce like fierce yeah especially when
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you're not white yeah oh yeah and like the realty you know it's not even too much on this
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but it's very layered you know what i mean where it's like there are people looking at
00:51:47.060
us like i literally was like back where i'm from i'm about to like step up on yeah yeah back
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where i'm from you're getting your ass beat no you leave me no choice but to come to
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your table and be like do we want to settle this do you have a fucking problem boots and
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then like literally people would come up and be like you guys are really pretty like whatever
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and i was like whoa because that he said my bad that was going to get the fuck and i was
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like um sorry sorry i'm so sorry no dude and that and personal space bro oh yeah i felt
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like everyone was like literally trying to back it up on me and i'm like well because
00:52:20.480
they were literally but bro no they're like you're a freak but she yikes it
00:52:24.360
i literally was in line at customs and this there was this old man who and i was a little
00:52:30.400
confused because i was like whatever it doesn't matter he was in line with me at the airport
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like like he's felt the mold of my back like he knows he was on my shit like fuck your rope
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it's like i was like what and somehow they're standing there like clenched up boots because
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i'm just like okay like hey please get away from me yeah but it's that casual shit of
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like okay your back is on like your whole stomach is on my back but you're like but you're also
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like keying with your wife like so i knew it wasn't tea like you were trying to be like freaked
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up on me but i was just like what the fuck no it's just lack of personal space oh it's like
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i had to walk with my suitcase like behind me right i literally was like because this is
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like gnarly like everything like cat's eye gnarly oh my god yeah because like when i went to
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barcelona i loved yeah i like this the same thing like first off the schedule is so correct like the
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sun doesn't go down till 9 p.m that's so you're literally like in that bitch like hey and you get
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to like wake up late because like everyone starts their day late and i'm like what the fuck up right
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like nothing's really like open until like 10 or 11 so you can sleep in and then stay out late and
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like the schedule is just perfect and then also yeah like i felt like everyone was so friendly like
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i was kind of like nervous about that because i was like are y'all gonna be tea or like is there
00:53:49.800
is there gonna be tea like it's currently tea um and like when i was there everyone was so
00:53:54.960
nice like i made so many friends and people being like this guy literally sent me like a list of like
00:54:00.220
a hundred plus restaurants of like because he's lived there like his whole life and he was like
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these are my favorite places and like cool air dropped it to me like so nice like that and i was
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like damn y'all tea as hell y'all held a tea for that but i was like i got a few notes though
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yeah i have a few american isms i'd like to bring over here with me next time i'm just like offering
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you guys like you know drizzle a bet away nice we uh the place we were staying was like a little
00:54:27.720
apartment but it had um an elevator and it also had like a big ass staircase and the elevator we
00:54:34.340
were putting our like luggage in one at a time and then because we looked and there's a weight limit
00:54:38.520
but we didn't know it at the time so we put our tiniest person in there which is my white friend
00:54:43.060
so i was like you get in there and you put the luggage like in the room so we're like okay and then
00:54:47.960
later on like the next day we were taking the elevator it was me my man and my sister and we
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were all staying kind of cramped in there we're like i'll just take it together and days goes wait
00:54:56.300
isn't there a weight limit and i'm like oh i think it's on the wall we look it's at 220 pounds and she
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goes we're way heavier than that all three of us combined i was like well i guess we'll see when we
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went down and it did creak a little bit which i thought was rude uh but but why are all of their
00:55:11.720
elevators on pulley systems like it's literally like because those dropped in like 1752
00:55:16.380
it looks like les mis outside and so did the elevators like i'm pissed off about it
00:55:21.580
yeah it's giving french revolution experience the orphan child
00:55:25.020
that's pulling on the rope a dirty chimney sweep is pulling that rope
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literally dead ass like is what it's giving i'm like hey like we got labor laws now
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i will say the funniest thing we did was drink in front of the eiffel tower that was fun
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like getting drunk in front of the eiffel tower is pretty fun but there's it felt like vegas because
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there's a lot of people selling shit like just random things um they're not flicking porn cards
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at you like they do in vegas different vibe in france but like they're like selling they're like
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champagne champagne my man got drunk and started trying to barter so he's like i'll give you i'll
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give you three dollars for it because he was asking for like 50 bucks and it's like some cheap
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champagne madness he goes how about three i'm all why are you suggesting three because those are the
00:56:09.180
only dollars i have big like he's shooting big and he goes don't worry every time i say it someone's
00:56:13.060
gonna take me up on it that's t nobody did and that's a manifesto i thank you support small
00:56:18.740
businesses no illusions of grandeur like bootsy bellow we need that real bad to pivot a little bit
00:56:23.940
have y'all watched the summer i turned pretty really quick and y'all ain't gonna like this answer
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i'm on ep i'm hella behind i'm on episode three okay t and of the new season of the new season
00:56:36.200
and this is why because i think this happened after our episode like aired yes and like obviously
00:56:43.260
we were like expressing our team which i feel like voldemort saying now oh and i'm like y'all
00:56:52.520
don't even fucking worry like put your snipers away yeah we filmed that a long a while ago before
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the new season came out dude so like i was going through like the com the comment section
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and i'm like y'all dead ass going to piss me off and i literally had to like don't ever do that
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shit again because someone like spoiled it and they're like how could you be team this person and
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like going the fuck off on me and i'm like bitch no shade b-i-t-c-h but like i didn't read that shit
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yeah i'm watching it because i'm normal and like i just like am enjoying myself in real time and like
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i literally pay for a prime subscription so i can watch it and they literally gave like a huge ass
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spoiler that happened in the book and i and then happened in the show and i was like so it it made
00:57:41.040
me like not want to watch it yeah and so i was like okay i need to hurry up because i am giving
00:57:45.160
fomo about like not being able to like chime in with the combos that's why i asked because i was
00:57:50.260
thinking of that clip when we talked about it because when this new season started i started
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getting tagged in that thing again too but these bitches were trying to jump me and they still are
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oh still are girl i i don't know i was like hey they're fake they're fake boys and it's really
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giving me like the history repeats itself for real but like as somebody who's not watching and all i'm
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seeing is like the discourse around it and then i'm like seeing like you post about it like i'm
00:58:15.080
seeing like all the tea i'm like never forget like edward and jacob literally was tearing homes
00:58:20.240
apart and it's just kind of like and at least that was fun at least the way the way it was
00:58:24.900
happening it was awful but it was fun and it was still it was just still like so intense in the
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sense that like you were really picking some shit like bitches were really like oh word yeah oh word
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like and it's like oh but i don't know anything about the series so i don't know why everyone's so
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polarizing but yeah i just feel like it's weird to like base cast judgment on like a fake character i agree
00:58:50.060
because i'm literally like y'all that's like pita and gail like it's not even like fucking yeah no
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i'm gonna call you a fake feminist if you're team edward like who gives a fuck like it gives a rat's
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ass like that's they're all they're fake and it's like kind of the point like the point of love
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triangles in my opinion is that they're morally gray so it's like it's hard to choose right like
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it's like oh everyone kind of sucks and in this season everybody fucking sucks like in this season
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and they're starting out and i was like it was funny because me and my sister like have been
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ranting about it more so specifically not even the fucking show because i don't like conrad and i don't
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give a fuck what anyone says ain't nobody gonna convince me bitch and i'm even more convicted after
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the last episode but that's besides the point when that was happening i was saying every time he comes
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on screen i feel like that tiktok audio that's like oh my god bro get your ass off that's how i feel
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that's how i feel oh well i'm like from what i've seen i'm like listen like i can get with y'all
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little grievances and whatnot but i'm like at the end of the day and like i don't know like
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com like whoever plays comrade like this has nothing to do with you but like your character doe
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literally has me like um which i wanted to ask you have you been watching my life with the walter
01:00:13.800
boys no and someone on that someone recommended that to me and i said well i feel like should i
01:00:20.200
switch tracks because i'm like well and my next my follow-up question would be is a 15 year old white
01:00:26.440
girl gonna tell me to kill myself if i pick the wrong boy no okay that's all i needed then this
01:00:31.500
is what's tea about that show and why i've been watching it because it's so much easier to watch
01:00:36.520
in the summer i turn pretty like low key the reason why i've also been struggling with the summer i turn
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pretty like really like getting into it is like the emotional labor of like y'all are pissing me off like
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yeah and that's so real i'm angry and i'm upset like i'm angry and i'm upset and i'm literally
01:00:51.360
watching this on my tv and y'all are doing this on the tv that i pay for with like my subscription
01:00:55.860
that i again pay for and it's like y'all playing in my phone like y'all playing in my y'all literally
01:01:00.740
playing y'all playing in my phone where it's like my life with the walter boys like they playing in
01:01:05.400
your they playing on your tv but it's like at least there's like you know like acknowledgement i think
01:01:13.820
for what it is because i think like the first season they kind of were just like testing the waters to
01:01:18.340
like put out like a show that's kind of like the summer i turn pretty s um but i'm like i like that
01:01:24.780
y'all lean into like what it is and the second season is so it's even like better okay tea and
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like i don't know you might have convinced me honestly it's honestly so good like i'm like
01:01:35.980
really enjoying myself for what it is like it's like it's you know it got a little cheese it got
01:01:40.560
a little corn that's the best that's what we liked about the summer i turn pretty in the beginning
01:01:44.040
yeah i was like bring back cheesy corny i was like give it to me give it to me yeah yeah yeah
01:01:48.480
and like it's just cheesy corny in like the best possible way i it's also deeper than like
01:01:54.000
just the triangles and stuff like i don't know i feel like they'd be hitting on some topics that
01:01:58.780
i'm like honestly y'all ate with that that's how i feel about jenny and georgia like
01:02:02.340
i do i do can i say no and you can say it jenny and georgia like low-key this last season had me
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like shit i'm crying boo like that shit had me like really in here like y'all like virginia and
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like period like virginia and jenny like i was like virginia and jenny but girl who doesn't watch tv
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just like repeating shit like do you like any other shows um no like i'm genuinely like the only show
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that i watch consistently is like drag race and like docu-series did you guys see that the one
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wait but what about the high schooler getting bullied yes yes i just watched it two days ago
01:02:42.600
it was nuts i mean it's like it was so nuts that even though i kind of knew what was going to happen
01:02:49.620
at the end i was still blown away oh like that's how nuts it is because oh can i like i don't care
01:02:54.780
well the thing is i saw a clip on tiktok oh then well no i saw a clip on tiktok about i think i know
01:03:02.200
what can i can i say yeah i don't care spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler well i was like this is
01:03:08.740
why i wanted to watch it because i saw this sport like this girl posted a clip about it and i was like
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oh shit like that is like my my shit my way like i need to see what happened yeah um but it was like
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the mom yeah essentially was like bullying her daughter for like two years yeah going on two
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years going i can't even talk and the shit she would say i'm not even kidding like at the beginning
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of the movie it says all of the texts featured in this film are real so they're verbatim texts
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there's one that i can't i can't stop saying which was like my tits his face that's the text
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when she's bullying her daughter literally telling her daughter to kill her yeah like
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calling her daughter ugly skinny all that okay but like a whole other whole other tea because
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the tea about that though that had me like gagged and gooped other than it being like actually like
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as like a true crime and like documentary watcher like rarely do they have me like closing the
01:03:59.260
laptop like need to go sit and look outside for a bit yeah like oh like something like shifted yeah
01:04:05.720
like try like literally try not to make like try not to like literally 2012 like literally reverse
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cyber bully her back yeah like literally try not to like cyber bully challenge but i think where
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they really like they gathered boots like they had me shook up is like i remember at the top i was
01:04:22.460
like this gonna be one of the problems but then they clocked my tea because rarely do you have
01:04:28.300
somebody like so fucking wrong yeah like so wrong like with the like like the delusion to even like
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show up and talk about it wow that's on the show and and the way she was explaining like you know
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we all i'm sure some people drunk drive oh she literally was like girl what is i got caught
01:04:47.220
huh yeah damn right you got caught i know i i need to watch it because yeah i i saw i saw that clip
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and i was like the mommy like i was like that's the mama mama the mama what like a dog like no
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literally i was like gagged and so it definitely that's definitely been on my list because i was like
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not i was only watching this one show that i started when i was like a kid essentially and i was just
01:05:11.760
i don't know why i was like i need to start from the beginning because there's dead ass 15 seasons
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have you ever seen supernatural before my fiancee loves supernatural and i'm like
01:05:20.160
but i'm like there's 15 seasons and i've probably seen like eight of them and then like kind of like
01:05:28.480
fell off 15 is crazy well because that was that it was like on it was like cw yeah i liked the
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vampire diaries loved that show once it got to netflix i was like like in that like in that ass like
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real bad real bad i loved that show oh yeah and that's what i did with supernatural for about like
01:05:48.520
three months so i didn't watch like anything else and i'm still like trying to watch it like
01:05:52.400
she's not quite done she's not quite done love yeah um and so i took a break like a tolerance break
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because i'm like hey too much of anything that one's also scary as fuck even with the terrible
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graphics it could be creepy oh no and like it starts getting like fierce like i it's it's definitely i
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was like just in a season that was like low-key like darkness so i was like okay i need to like come
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up for air yeah like it was giving like the sopranos tease for a second you guys ever watched
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a great british baking show do you like that show yes yeah yeah like literally that is the only show
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i've kept up with like consistently every year since i was in college like almost going on 10 years i've
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been keeping up with that show religiously like my life depends on it yeah because it be getting you
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together yeah it's just that it's that we're really missing like joy like no for real that is a show
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where i'm like god life is so beautiful no it's really dead ass like she will have you trying to
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eat british food like fuck it literally sponge cakes with hundreds of thousands
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the last season when they you know when they had that one american dude and he went out like week two
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well no i haven't seen the last season i need oh i'm sorry i'm sorry they had an american though
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yeah one and he was like an old ass dude and i he was low-key my favorite baker um as short-lived
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as it was yeah because there's nothing more american than me to me than going in that bitch and being
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like it's hot in here right he was like fucking hot in here like from the states yeah he lives in the
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yeah but he moved i think to the uk with to marry his wife and then just lived there so he has dual
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citizenship okay yeah because i was literally just telling my friend who bakes cakes i was like bitch you
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got to get on he's like an east coast like yeah old white dude like yeah like he's like a new yorker
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yeah yeah like to like live and it was so funny because he was getting too hot in the tank because
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they still don't have air dead ass so he's like getting overstimulated and i think like about to
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pass out and then he misses a week comes back does like the first one and then he's like in there and
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he goes yeah i think i'm gonna go home no dad
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i thought i was like my favorite guy i was like and that's my fucking american right there
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yeah like he said it's too hot i'm out like dead ass he's like well because how can we focus in
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these conditions like let's be honest y'all living like this yeah ref do something ref do something
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there was like shit going down loki that season yes everyone was getting hurt and falling and like
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literally people were like passing out it was probably hot and shit like yeah do something
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i don't know why i'm like under the illusion that it's like always like because it's like it
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feels like it should be like during christmas no during the hottest summer months right like yeah
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because i'm like let's run like a little christmas bus they should have us they should
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have us on like the celebrity version if they i've slutted myself out to them constantly i am
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like i am open for business if you need me i will be there yes and i will literally like travel
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like yes like literally like no i'm gonna be in the carry-on folded up
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just like just put me through tsa just put me no literally bringing the hundreds and thousands
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bring them bring them bring them front front and center okay i have some fun facts for y'all
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okay you guys excited are you ready hell yeah hell the fuck yeah it says that dom and maya first
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met outside of a club after a night out true is that true was it love at first sight
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yeah yes it was giving like blasian love at first sight i was literally like i'm like i was like
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true or false are you filipino no that's exactly what happened two truths and a lie i'm filipino
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no and i literally was like what oh okay like yeah um no but i was like no i'm not so period um
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oh but like since then you know we've been locked in type shit half japanese mine is half japanese
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yes um and i'm half okay i get it you know what i mean you said two dumb bitches saying exactly back
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and forth yeah literally like i was just repeating each other like right yeah yeah yes that's true
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though uh dom it says you used to work at nordstrom oh yeah and how was that honestly so my first
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ever job like when i was like a child 15 i'm like um which is a child um i worked at quick trip
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which is like a gas it's kind of like wawa if you're into wawas um it was like that was like
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scrub the floors like literally that was like no literally that shit was like the orphanage
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giving annie yes it was like it's a hard not like literally like grown-ass like trucker men like
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yelling at me like it was crazy what the hell so when i went like why are you 15 working and we had
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no breaks like they don't because they're like you could just take a break whenever you want
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so they're like there's so there's no like one hour break or like 30 minute break there's no chairs
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so you can't sit down and you work like dead ass sometimes eight hour shifts like and sometimes
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they'd be 12 hours if like someone showed up late so you have to it was sounds illegal it was
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that really does though and so they'll be like no there's no chairs you can't sit down you if you
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need a break just take one but there and the where it's just like if everyone sinks no one stinks
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if we tell them there is no breaks you take breaks whenever you never take break no you
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never take why would you take break and like i did that job because it was like they were paying fat
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like minimum wage at the time was seven dollars an hour oh and i was getting paid there was gonna be
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a teen at the end and i'm like oh right so yeah in the sense that and they were paying me eleven dollars
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an hour so i was like period like i don't idc but they get you i feel like that made me like
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like literally i came into like i came into nordstrom like the salty splatoon
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like spit into a cup like like i was like bitch hardened like literally hardened i was like this
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ain't shit girl i'm gonna fold some clothes and like this is an air conditioned department
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no literally i was like girl i'm gonna sell you a little tank top like one too um and then yeah and
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then when i moved to la i like transferred my job out here and worked in customer service
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and that was going back to quit your life i was like i was like girl you don't you haven't seen
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my tattoo like no the nordstrom at the grove like they had the spit cup oh girl i literally had
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like my anchor tattoo like on my arm like i was like dad asked the salty splatoon like this
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y'all don't know my backstory like y'all ain't about to get me did you like were you good at retail
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yes i actually like i feel like you'd be wonderful at retail sometimes i miss it really bad
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like some i've in the past like still with this job i'm like i want to like work at a retail the
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thrill yeah so fun yeah yeah and it's just like i don't know you meet like really like cool people
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and stuff like i don't know it's like nice the human interaction yeah that is nice yeah when you're
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when you're home in your crate now all the time you start feeling insane dude heavy on the fucking
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crate bro like real bad i was telling my therapist like not too long ago i was like i i really truly
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believe i'm developing agoraphobia like i really do think it's becoming a real thing for me
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uh because when i'm outside for too long i'm like i gotta go back in my crate oh yeah i gotta go
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back to the crate i'm sprinting in my own front door that's super real real bad uh maya says you
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started taking ballet lessons when you were three years old i'm like yeah no yeah actually i was
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literally doing ballet for the first like 20 years of my life type shit damn so you know like stand up a
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little straighter like do a little one too missing that missing that would love to come back to that
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eventually you know what i mean what got you into ballet just funsies and then took it seriously
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i guess like as the story was told because i was like three so like i don't really like remember
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that but um my parents said that i like just wanted to like dance and i kept being like i want to dance
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i guess i want to dance like so make it happen yeah and they like made it happen and then i don't know
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it's like one of those things where i was just like you know ballet be fierce like maybe like
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training you boots like you know i'm saying like the salty splatoon for real talk about a real salty
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splatoon yeah so i love watching ballerinas on tiktok yeah love watching them because to this day i'm
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like no y'all are taking you said don't make you dust them off and get in there seriously but it's
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like i don't know it's like one of those things like i don't know i imagine it's like skating or
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something where it's like you do it so young that like i didn't realize that it was like a conscious
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decision i guess until i was like much later in life until i like went to college and i was like
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oh like yeah i've been doing this my whole life like i don't know maybe but i always loved it oh t
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and like luckily i didn't get too much like ballet trauma because i like know that's like a real
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thing but um yeah that's my shit okay t uh this one says in 2018 dom posted this photo of her and
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tyler the creator and matching cheetah prints okay do you want to know the backstory of that photo
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i never want to tell it online because or i'll tell it here because this is like a chill space
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but i'm like i never want to get on tiktok and be like do you want to hear the backstory of this
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photo of me and tyler because i'm like one day when i see him again i'm literally gonna be like
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he's like on some daffa yeah like on some daffa shit i don't want him to be like damn why'd you
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like air me out cry wait so what's really crazy is i've low-key met tyler like a million times
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throughout my life just because i'm a super fan like genuinely and in that year what was what was
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that album flower boy yeah and i had like gone to la went to camp flognor went to the store and i had
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like green hair and he was like oh like he like pulled me and was like let's key and we were like
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keying in the store and he was like oh you're like sick as fuck can i take a photo of you and just took
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like a photo of my face and i was like like in the photo like you're like dead ass like let me like
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get my chin right so then after that i was like okay that was like random but hella cool and then
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my friend had moved to la like a month later and she ran into him at the melrose like flea market
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and she like facetimed me and was like look it's out and he's like oh my gosh like i remember you and
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he was like don't like remembered my name and shit and i was like and then he was like oh where do you
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live where do you live and i was like oh i live in arizona and he's like right right right that was
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it and like through the dude that would have me like oh that enough literally i was like in arizona
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like trying to make it out the show like i was like i need to like get out of it came back different
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like literally get me out of the suburbs challenge like i was like losing my mind so that like really
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like how do you live one day randomly wake up he dms me on twitter and just says hi and i was like
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like literally i was like and obviously i'm like losing my mind like i'm like why'd you do me hi
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like whatever and like the golden days of twitter like i know like literally just be like hey especially
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him on twitter too oh yeah boots yeah so then he had like one he was like nominated for a grammy or
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something like that and i was like congrats on your nomination but he didn't see it and then he was in
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town for um a show and he used to play this really small venue in mesa and i was like low-key still
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surprised he was like playing at it but he did and i got a ticket and i was like hey like i have this
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like really cool cheetah jacket he had like cheetah hair at the time and i was like if you want to like
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take a photo like let me know it looks so sick with your hair he ends up responding on twitter and
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literally being like oh my gosh like yeah like let me know when you're here like i'll have someone
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come grab you sorry and i get shook talking about it i love that man i love that man he literally we
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like go back there his like security guard grabs me and he's like oh i have a jacket like a cheetah
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jacket too nice as yeah for real i get my cheetah jacket he gets his cheetah jacket and we flick up
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behind the stage and he's like hey love you that's me up little like one two and he's like the photo
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with tea right and i was like it's hello do you like like what and he has a show and then like
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nine months later you had maya so no i'm like like that's papa like that's literally like we
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and that was one of the first things that we really peed about too is like oh you know we studied from
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the house of yeah at the table like yeah yeah my sister showed me tyler because she showed me
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loiter squad yeah future like that stuff and that's my dissertation no that's like that's our
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that's so specifically your guys's niche like that is like you're in a very fierce way yeah
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like just the thought of loiter squad like as a concept i'm like damn guys like whatever happened
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and just like fucking around like they really said yeah yeah i know for real like if somebody did that
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for us like if someone let us off the leash like that i wish you got to show me the fence line
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otherwise i'm gonna run oh well and that's what they did and that's why now they'd be like a what
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and now we're scared to talk about two fake white teenage boys on the internet
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and it's very different vibes it's very different yeah no as hell as hell as hell
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well thank you guys for coming and keying with me for like what feels like 20 minutes but also
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a lifetime yeah and thank you for having the memories of a life oh the memories that will
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never leave our soul serious like i'm like oh you don't have to like spend the night um
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no you're like right i'm like so there's no right okay like this lady boy like
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no but thank you so much for having us like i fucking love y'all no and y'all are the funniest
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funniest bitches alive like i sing your praises everywhere i go every time i talk about y'all
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i'm like dom and my love them oh my god y'all know that like drew you and dason like are literally
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my fucking sisters like and like you're just like literally one of like my favorite people
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ever genuinely and i'm like y'all this is like big ups on drew because i feel like so often you meet
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people and like they be switching up on you or like they aren't who they are like how they show
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up online it's not how they show up in person but you are like you and your family are that ex-tet
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thank you i fucking love y'all well that's why we got together and had maya yeah so we had to keep
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growing the lineage the family yeah well thank you so much for coming um for the maybe two people that
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don't know where to find y'all where can everybody find you you could do personal and upstairs um so
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i ggy our i sorry i ggy like put our name in gold put our name um upstairs neighbors pod the clips
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upstairs neighbors podcast youtube and our clip audio good y'all don't worry turn it all the way up
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you're okay we're in 4k now we're in 4k now um and tiktok is the same as ig
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upstairs pod upstairs neighbors pod um and then my ig that you know i just be trapping on there
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i just be thirst trapping uh dom roberts instead of an e it's an x and my other thirst trap account
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is tiktok uh dom not a teen mom yes period um you can find me on i feel like we haven't said this
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in so long like i'm like yeah um my instagram is mayamoto with an underscore and then my tiktok
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that i as y'all know delete like majority of the time but you can still come key is maya has a tiktok
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oh my god i have a youtube channel oh yeah maya has a youtube channel or something i actually don't
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remember it's just know that it exists and like i don't know and she'd be posting consistently i
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just post like blind like pin blind box videos right now like i just don't know a mystery i don't
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know if anyone cares like disney pin videos like for real video like oh i'm so into watching that
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right now oh mystery pin monday honestly y'all three pin monday y'all get into like get into the
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megan the magical millennial oh balls deep in that shit oh i'll tell you what i'm keeping her lights
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on no i'd be literally falling asleep like and wdw kevin okay shout out florida taking it
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taking it with the pin content bitch i'm about to be at the pin boards like he told me that shit fake
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he told me what fake look like you're going to get me
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like i'm in the stew like yeah i'll take it we gotta go to disneyland together that reminds me
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we gotta do it together praise and i don't even want to get in the back i'm not even kidding buying
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my like pass because they just they just like relaunch it again and i was like oh we gotta go
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you know i gotta take y'all oh we have to roll together oh period like you'll know my story i have
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to watch my append trade when we go i can do it i'm like and what's i like watch my parents do it
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like i'm like oh y'all thought oh y'all thought i okay let's look at the tree because i'm like i have
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plans for us it's perfect oh yeah we have plans we'll pencil that in yeah i'm like anyway thank you
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all so much for tuning into this episode of the comment section thank you so much to my amazing
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guests maya and dom don't forget to follow them on all their personal socials plus upstairs
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neighbors it's fucking hilarious we've also i've also been on that show and it's amazing so make
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sure y'all tune in thank you so much for tuning in into the comment section this week me stuttering
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over my words since when anyways new episodes of the comment section drop every wednesday you can
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