CLOSED MOUTHS DON’T GET FED Ft. Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson | Episode 228
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Summary
Dwayne The Rock Johnson joins us on the beach on this week's episode of Lavender Ranks to talk about his trip to Hawaii with his sister, Meghan Johnson, and her new movie, Moana!
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hey y'all it's me before we get into this week's episode i want to preface this this is one of the
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biggest ones we've ever done we did do it on the beach on the beach however that being said the
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audio, not the best. Okay. So if you're an audio exclusive listener, I highly suggest you go watch
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it on YouTube. If you're watching it on YouTube, ignore me. But if not, and you're listening to
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audio only, I would suggest going and watching. Otherwise you will hear wind and waves because
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we're on the beach. And instead of sending me comments like, why does this audio sound like
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this? Now, you know, okay. But other than that, enjoy me harassing my brother, the rock, and I'll
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Should I start lying about my height when I go for roles?
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So do you have to lie in your slates, or is that just kind of a me thing?
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No, because eventually they'll see that, oh, she's kind of tall.
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Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another very, very special episode of the comment section.
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Guys, you are not going to fucking believe who we have today.
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We have the one, the only, the iconic, the legend himself, my brother in Christ,
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equally as successful here we are yes i'm so happy we came back home essentially we did yeah
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us here we did by the way i do want to start out thank you by the way so i reached out to drew
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uh and i'm rarely a dm dude that's true but i dm and i was like hey what do you think let's do
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your podcast let's do it right yes and then we were trying to get it done in la where you were
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I have your podcast, and I said, I'm so busy, dude, what if we went to Hawaii?
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Don't threaten me with a good time, you know what I mean?
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Well, before we get started, really, can you look in the camera and tell everyone you are my friend?
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I've been saying you're my friend for years.
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that's what i'm saying because some people don't believe me but that's why i'm saying
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my good friend dwayne dron jockson's gonna tell you himself good friend she's my good friend
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she's my sister exactly jot it down okay so i did get the pleasure of seeing one already
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i got to see the new film that you will all get to see very very soon what do you think i
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loling lmaoing the entire time you know what you have hair in that movie but you are still
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damn charming come on you are so charming brother i can't get over it i was giggling you had me
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giggling the whole time good i wanted to bring the comedy that was important yeah that's what
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maui is maui is he's a trickster and he's all these things he's got bravado and all of this
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and right and especially live action version yeah animated is funny but i also felt like well wait
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this is real flesh and blood yeah we can go a little harder with the jokes i think so yeah a
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little slapstick comedy a little bit you're real good at that thank you i'm trying to be like you
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brother come on i'm trying to be like you i'm trying to be a comedy genius like dwayne rock
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johnson but also i did want to say one of my favorite parts of the film is obviously all of
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the representation that we see i have never seen so many samuan tongan people in my entire life
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all in one space maori we had everyone yeah just everyone of all different pacific island descent
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so beautiful so crazy how did it feel getting to kind of put that together like how how did that
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feel for you personally you know it felt amazing and i'm so happy that you said that because i feel
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like my job and your job if you and our job i think as polynesian people if you have
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big influence or growing influence whatever it is our job is to put on for our culture right
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and in this case for moana we have the biggest platform in the world which is the silver screen
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at this level and to be able to put on for culture and and and take it so deeply serious as we all
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did we have a culture trust um from tiana nonesina kayla we had just so many who understood the
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assignment right and here we go and it was so cool because look when we were here i grew up here
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went to school here elementary middle high school you went to uh here yeah um i back then i was
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skipping school and i was being like a little asshole not going to class and i would we would
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go skip school and just go to movie theaters down in waikiki but i wasn't seeing myself on screen
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right but now years later there we are in this big way and our film starts off in our village
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um and then we set sail and then along the way you meet maui and then there's a giant crab who's
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singing and then you go face the lava monster at the end it's just i to answer your question
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directly it made me feel so proud that i could in this way uh represent our culture and put us
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up there on the big screen absolutely it was beautiful brings me to tears every time i see it
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Especially seeing the Taupo outfit, like them being dressed culturally accurately.
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Misty eyed, as I'm giggling, and speaking of giggling,
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I did complain on TikTok, this is public record.
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I did complain on TikTok about not getting a read for this movie.
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Well, no, I made a TikTok basically saying, hey, how come no one called me?
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Okay, yeah, well, no, but I just kind of figured me existing was kind of just
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speaking for itself, but you know, that was me, closed mouths.
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don't get fed so that's on me so that was me putting my energy out into the universe i did
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get two reads for i think it was angry coconut farmer and fisherman number three me bitching
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on the internet literally got me those two background no i didn't hit you up i'm trying
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to be cool i'm trying to play it cool duane i'm trying to play it cool i've been telling everyone
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we're friends i'm like i gotta be you gotta go after it that's true again closed mouths don't
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that's on me obviously that's on me i take that however i did do the read and i gave it my all
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yeah and i guess my next question is how come you guys didn't pick me well first of all i didn't
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know that's number one because i i right you know that's fair i don't believe in nepotism but i
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believe we're taking care of our own i don't know what the difference is but i'll tell you that had
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i known yeah it would have been a different man nepotism was at play here i trust and believe
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You call me sis, but you are significantly older than me, Dwayne.
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Well, dad, well, you're about the same age as my dad.
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You are 37, that would make you seven years older than me.
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I think like what- You hesitated a little bit there.
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The reason why I asked is because you have grown since we first met.
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And met on the set, which that's another story I wanna tell in a second,
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a set of Black Adam that was years ago, two, three years ago, I think.
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And you have done so well and you've amassed this incredible following.
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which is what I think is like you tell me what you love and then but I want to hear maybe more
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importantly what you don't well being such a way in the rock Johnson therapizing me yes in our
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motherland something very spiritual about that um I would say right and let's get comfy I I think
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what I love most about it is the impact it's had both like in what I do talking about misogyny
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like unpacking white supremacy that kind of thing um especially for women and other marginalized
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people and i also love the cultural aspect like you said um i'm like yourself a lot of people's
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first exposure to someone people like they've never uh seen or heard anyone who looks or sounds
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like us or talks like us and was raised like us yes so that's also something i take a lot of pride
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and i really really love like dearly about my job what i don't love and i'm sure you can agree with
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this in a lot of ways tell me the invasion of privacy the kind of like self-sacrificial thing
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you have to like you really do have to let something go in order to do this which I'm
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sure you know because you've done it at such a high level for so long to receive you must
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you must give yeah you have to give something there's a piece of you that you have to give
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away which I did not think about before doing it it kind of just happened to me and I think
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that's why which I was going to ask you what's something you missed doing before before you
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became the rock totally it connects to what you're saying and I want to get back to what
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you're saying i think it's it's important because today social media with our younger generation
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but especially young girls yeah and i have all daughters yeah and so very careful in particular
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with what they're watching what they're absorbing so with what you do to combat misogyny supremacy
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etc things like that and and how you speak out i think is so important and especially to my
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daughters who they look and they see you and like oh i see myself in her like that that looks like
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she could be auntie right um but the thing that i the thing i miss is is just being able to take
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a walk yeah and whether i have a hat on just but by the way i'm not complaining i do miss it though
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yeah but i also remember a time where we were here in hawaii and we struggled struggled to pay
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the rent the rent was 180 bucks a week i'll never forget it yeah on the other side of town
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and um on the alamoana side of town and then um and then we got evicted and i feel like
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all that led we got booted off the island we had no place to live but all that led to
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who i am today yeah so anytime i get a little like i wish i could take a walk i'm like
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yeah hey dude yeah you could go back to that shit you know where no one knew you right and so now
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you're gonna complain that you can't walk but i do miss that i miss walks i miss just like hanging
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out existing you know yeah because when i roll up to this hotel that we're at yeah i go through the
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back it's back entrance i don't enjoy the lobby you know it's that kind of stuff yeah is that what
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you kind of miss too yeah and i'm on you know a one one hundredth scale compared to yours which
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is kind of what i think i was struggling with because i was like i'm at such a small level
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and i'm already kind of struggling with this sacrifice may i jump in and say this though i
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think it's important because you're maybe your interpretation of because it's all relative
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because your fame just as an influencer and i feel like your fans and people who follow you
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i feel like they have this it's almost like just sharper like they're quick to have their knives
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out right more very true right with you and i feel like there's like this empowerment that they
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feel like they have to that's like a righteousness to talk shit back to you right so i wonder like
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how do you handle how do you handle that because for me i do my bit 99 of the noise and the shit
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talk slide on my back yeah come on that doesn't bother me but then that one percent and i'm like
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oh yeah and I look around like hey you want to meet me somewhere right for real tell me this
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in my face like how do you deal with that I don't know I think I think I get that question a lot
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especially from people of like that went up a more traditional way I think because it's a new
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intersection that you guys haven't experienced yet like you've been in Hollywood for so long
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and doing it at such a high level but now this is kind of like almost complicated it even further
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the world of fame and celebrity yes and so a lot of people that like yourself ask me like how do
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you deal with that because that's all i know is the internet like going up to the internet right
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so i feel like part of it i have to like really release like we were talking about like let go
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of what i cannot control because i have a big control issue oh really and i think also too
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if it didn't bother me my therapist told me this shout out to my therapist she told me it didn't
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it didn't bother if it didn't bother me that would make me not a good person
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if it and she said i hope you never get to a point where this doesn't bother you yeah it should
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bother you because it's not true and also it's mean-spirited and it's a lot of times bigoted in
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a lot of ways yes but it's also untrue most importantly it's not true yeah and it's like
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i think that's what's really helped me start to cope with it on that level other than like the
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other side of like the part you're talking about where you don't care at all that's like when i
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antagonize awful men i never fucking care what hornet's nest i kick because i'm like i'm i'm
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have fun doing that yeah but i know what you mean about that little tiny percent you're like that
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really upsets me because it's not true yeah it's not true and the tricky thing is it's like
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you want to respond because that's our human nature and be like hey man that's not true like
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what you're saying is bullshit yeah but at the same time there's that quote with the fastest way
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to kill something is to not feed it yeah and then it's a balance you don't want to say something
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absolutely you know what i mean yeah but i always wondered that about someone you in particular who
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you have this platform and like you were saying like if they're bad men you go after it you don't
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care about the hornet's nest yeah but at the same time the the reverb of that is going to come back
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yeah it always comes back doesn't it yeah that's what i think that's the part of the price we have
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to pay now yes i want to be as equally famous as each other equally as famous equally famous why
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are you guys laughing same network and everything are you laughing right for real what's so funny
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about that jesus i do want to say this thing about control because it's important and i
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learned this too over the past especially maybe the past couple of years it's good for i think
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our our listeners and people who are watching this is this idea tell me what you think that
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when you can't control how the world hugs you hits you comes at you loves you hate you yeah
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but you control how you respond right right and that's the thing yeah i feel like i've learned
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because like you i'm gonna try and control i'm gonna try and control everything right
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need to have to i'm gonna try to but then you realize the moment you release right is when
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all that kind of almost like anxiety and pressure goes away because then you realize oh yeah i can't
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control what somebody says yeah or what they feel or what they think or mother nature anything i
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And you can actually, when you actually start believing that,
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I think that's what, that was my biggest struggle
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Yeah, but I have to fake it till I make it, so.
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because what's next for me, I'm getting into acting.
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And this is me growing a nepotism tree actively.
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Well, I would love, I do wanna say this like for realsies,
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But you are so influential to me in so many ways.
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Thank you, thank you, Dwayne The Rock Johnson, thank you.
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But I do think I admire you greatly for, cuz being the first is fucking hard.
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it's really hard being the first and like, I feel like the first in other ways,
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my new ways compared to like the longevity of your career so far.
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But like it's really fucking hard being the first and I think that you have
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weathered as much amazing wonderful things that you deserve as terrible as as
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much as terrible things that you did not deserve.
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And I just want to commend you for continuing to go because it's kept the
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And so I'm not gonna get emotional, I'm not, give me one second.
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I just wanna thank you, like genuinely, I really wanna thank you because watching
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you on screen is the closest I've gotten to representation.
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Yeah. And now that you're not only doing wonderful
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things like Moana, right, and championing our people through these pieces of art.
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You're also doing things like The Smashing Machine, which is just incredible.
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My God, the way I was working, I was doing PR for that movie.
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And I wanted everyone to see you in it because it meant a lot to me.
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And I think it's so powerful to see how you continue to go and
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rise because it's really hard to transcend audiences when you look like us.
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And so I think it's something that really means a lot to me.
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So getting to do this here with you means a lot to me.
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It means everything to me that you would say that.
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But again, how I respond to it, that's up to me.
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So I love everything you said, and I feel like we are blessed and we're in this position.
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And I thank you for recognizing that and acknowledging that.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, sis, thank you, that's beautiful.
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Yeah, of course, I think you're truly transcendent.
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I have a question for, should I start lying about my height when I go for roles?
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I'm noticing that me being big is somehow playing against me.
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So do you have to lie in your slates or is that just kind of a me thing?
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No, because eventually they'll see that, she's kind of tall.
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That you're enormous, like they're gonna see your big ass walk through the door.
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She's kind of tall, I think, this bitch is big.
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No, no, I think you look amazing and that's just not me like, hey,
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I mean, and I would, I think the faster you, like you said earlier,
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the faster you walk through that and you own it, the better.
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Yeah, like you are, okay, and I'm gonna tell you a story.
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When I first got to Hollywood, I came as the rock wrestler and
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people were like, you're the wrestler, right there, those days.
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um you see i can't look too long though that's the thing it's like yeah no i see it
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yeah wow yeah so when you first came to when i first came to hollywood um i came as a rock
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and not dwayne johnson but a wrestler and it's funny i was told back then like yeah oh you're
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gonna make the scorpion king and you might have a career that's cool but um i they said what do
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you want to do my inner team at that time I said I want to make it I want to make it as an actor
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and I don't know the difference between like I want to have longevity and I want to have a career
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right and I was told okay here's the thing stop going to the gym stop calling yourself the rock
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stop talking about wrestling you look how you look nobody looks like you the biggest stars in the
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world at that time George Clooney Will Smith Johnny Depp you don't look anything like them
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you're too big and maybe go on a diet like all this shit yeah that i didn't know that i
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if you don't know any better and if you don't have anyone telling you
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no baby you're good yeah yeah like how you are for real that's it and i didn't have anybody like
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that yeah i and i bought into that yeah and i lost weight yeah and the reason why i'm telling
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you this is because i wish i had somebody back then to tell me no no no you are who you are you
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came from this world of wrestling doesn't matter if nobody likes it or understands it and you
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your size is your size right go to the gym do the things you love eat the food you love so anyway
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that's what i would recommend thank you yes do you really want to act yes i would love to oh
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beautiful i do have an acting coach yeah i have done quite a few auditions no callbacks yet
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including this movie but that's okay because i didn't know listen water under the bridge i did
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not know because now he's here now he's here i forgive you disney just kidding i'm kidding i'm
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kidding anyways they'll see this yeah they will see this it's okay but um yes i do really want to
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act i'm very excited about it oh great i'm excited for you thank you oh i'm gonna just and and then
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like my backup plan is to just kind of be like maybe a fill-in for you like if you're if you're
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I mean, from topless from behind, you probably can't tell the difference.
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But do you have any other tips for me as an aspiring actor?
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I think that you should utilize a platform you have and you should share, which I'm sure you already have.
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So forgive the redundancy with your following and your fans who follow you and who ride with you.
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I think that's important because having this kind of following and platform that you have, it matters.
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So there's a lot of folks maybe in Hollywood who go, oh, it doesn't matter.
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So the reason why I say that is let them go on the journey with you.
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and the ups and the downs and all of that and i would also recommend keep working with your
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acting coach and keep at it yeah yes because all the things i think that you think oh maybe i
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shouldn't maybe i'm too tall maybe i should adjust my height right maybe i'm not like the right look
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for this thing or whatever it is it's actually in your favor because like me when i first got
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to Hollywood being the first no one looked like me yeah there was no blueprint for a dude running
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around trying to write like that dude yeah there was no there was no blueprint so same thing with
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you like you just automatically stand out anyway you're playing all the racially ambiguous roles
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yes yeah what is he yeah they're like he can play anything between these I get it that's why I'm
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are you loving it I am loving it are you loving the process yeah I love it I think it's really
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it's really different and new from obviously from social media and also like I feel like my job is
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like almost the complete opposite of yours well no you're you're a huge personality obviously
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you came from wrestling but like mine's like mostly I'm just myself like all the time yeah
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so a lot of the time the roles I get are like biggest bitch in the office like that's like
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the long lines they're like mean older woman next door like those are the lines I'm getting
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but listen yeah I'm in a who want me phase you gotta start somewhere it's like I'm real open
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for business work begets work yeah and like your name's huge it's attached to this so casting
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directors if you're in the chat i am ready and available i'm using him actively yes that's me
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doing this now pitching myself here i am there you go anyways team make note i do okay we'll pivot
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back to moana obviously we want to talk about moana so i really want to know what you would
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want fans to take away from this as opposed to like can i ask you one more thing yes please
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The only because I'm always curious because we're going to talk about Moana.
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When it comes to your acting, what kind of like, what do you foresee?
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I mean, I think I would love to do, I always say like anything in any range,
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I'd love to do like an Abbott elementary kind of vibe in some regard.
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I'm not opposed to movies, obviously, but I would love to do something dramatic too.
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Like I took theater in college and my monologue that I had to do for my final was
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from Fences and it was like the stage play version of Fences though.
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I did Viola Davis's monologue like when she's yelling at Denzel Washington.
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Yes, everything, all the most intense emotions.
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And then my teacher at the time like wrote on my thing,
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But honestly, transparently, I didn't think it was an option for me.
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because of what I look like, and I was like, well, I don't really see anyone that looks like me,
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but maybe I could go in a personality route. So I was actually, I majored in journalism and
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communication. So I worked in sports journalism, because my dad was in the NFL. And, you know,
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all Samoans go to the NFL, play football. Wait, your dad? Went to the NFL, yeah. What was the name?
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Tate Afualo. And he played for? The Arizona Cardinals. Yes. Like 2000 to 2002. He was like,
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yes. He did great, right? Yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah, yeah. For someone who just started
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playing in junior college yeah yes not bad but like i just really wanted to do i wanted to spend
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time with athletes that's what i wanted to do i wanted to interview them i wanted to spend time
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with them off the field so i did like my senior capstone thesis on to a tongue of my law when he
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went to yeah of course and so i was here when he like started his freshman year at uh so that's
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right because your boyfriend's a football player too right or a former yeah college football player
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sorry puka pika pili so sorry brother and it's funny when he says it you can't say it but he
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can sorry but i knew it was a p yeah it's pili yes yeah okay and um but yeah so i wanted to
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i thought maybe i could go in that route the sports journalism route yes then i worked for
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the nfl got fired then covet hit then i started doing this and now look and now look that's why
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i was like so i went in the personality route yes but here's the thing that i love is that you had
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this door closed that door closed you were in you were unsure I don't know about that I did
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the fences monologue yeah my my my professor at that time said hey I hope you pursue acting I
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don't know I don't know anyone who looks like me but you never gave up I wanted I knew I wanted to
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be on camera yes I was like I got a lot of things to say and a beautiful face where can we put that
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come on on television just like you I'm sure you've been handsome your whole life I love it
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Do you think they hate it in Hollywood the most?
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That you're tall, athletic, and handsome, and good at acting?
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And the reason why I asked about your magic wand is I wanna know.
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you win yours first you get yours first yes of course i do you said it like you were performing
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i was performing yeah you right oh my gosh you don't have to be dramatic but i could tell
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oh my gosh but but there's truth in that though that's true yeah yeah maybe that's my disbelief
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in myself yeah it's okay oh my god you therapizing me again oh my god but for free he would be the
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There's you are just, you are just tapping into so much, I think so.
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Anyway, I got your back, I'm here to support you in any way.
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What do you hope people take away from this version of Moana as opposed to,
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obviously the original beloved cartoon version what do you hope people take away from this one
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i think people around the world what i hope they take away from this is to see that our
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polynesian culture which is so represented on the silver screen that there is connective tissue
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from our culture to every culture around the world yeah because ultimately if there's stuff
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that you don't agree with with us value system that may not align at our core we're about family
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yeah we're about pride we're about respect we're about taking care of our elderly and taking care
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of our kids and raising them right and we are all about song and we're about dance and we're about
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these things so i would love for cultures around the world to take that and to be entertained
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yeah you said laughing your ass off yeah that was important it's true it's funny it's a funny
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ass movie good it's stunning it's beautiful but it's funny did you improv a lot i felt like i
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Yeah, I was like, damn, that was good as hell.
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That's why I said they hate to see how charming you are.
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It was the best part for me was to, because the character is so big and
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fun and i'm like you know we already have the road map with the first two movies and then also
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just me personally that is inspired by my grandfather he was born i'm sorry not born
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here he was born in samoa uh but he passed away here and he was buried here diamond head
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and so that meant so much to me to play this character but so i do want people around the
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world to experience the film like that laughing recognizing we all go through the same stuff where
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we question ourself what's beyond the reef i don't know what's beyond the reef but you could
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either think i don't want to try it or no i'm gonna try it and i'm gonna go for it like you
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like i'm gonna try and also love loss and loss of our elderly and life lives and that happens
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and i lost my dad a couple years ago suddenly didn't get a chance to say goodbye to him and
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we were on fighting terms too it's so complicated but that happens in life and when grandma tallah
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passes away in our movie that's it's heavy you know especially when you have real people you
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know real flesh and blood reno and just amazing actress but finally i want our people to be proud
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of what they see like that's important to me be proud absolutely what you see especially and i
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will say body representation like i see so many different shapes on one bodies and i love to see
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it it's the best thing ever yes it's so important to me and it makes a huge difference like even if
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it means nothing to anyone except the two of us it feels worth it to me and i feel like it'll need
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so much more to so many more people because it's so beautiful to watch and to see and how was it
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getting to induct a new moana into this new movie what was that experience like for you i have all
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daughters and i feel like katherine is i look at her as my own daughter too as well uh it was so
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cool like how what how lucky am i you know that i get a chance to introduce i to be a part of
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introducing this new actress this new young girl woman lady to the world in this way and to empower
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her in this way and to embolden her in this way i love that let me tell you have you did you know
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yet have you met her no no i haven't okay so you'll meet her yeah and she's out of new zealand
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and she's just such a proud someone and i watch this young lady on set she gets cast when she's
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16. she comes on set at 17. the movie is called moana it's globally loved all of that is on her
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shoulders right she comes to set and every day and i'm watching her and she's gotta go toe to toe
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with me she has to carry this film she has to dance she has to sing and she's singing songs
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that are iconically sung by auli the word i keep going back to with her is pressure and how much
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pressure this young girl uh was feeling and still stepped on set every day and just
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rocked it and sure she had days where she was it was hard yeah to get through these days oh my god
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i can only imagine huge shoes to fill huge shoes to fill but she was also like listen i don't want
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to try and fill those shoes because it's ali and that's her thing i want to make it my own totally
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you know but i feel like that's the kind of stuff that's in our blood yeah it's like doors closed
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for you you get fired from the nfl these other doors closed you you weren't like i'm gonna pack
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I saw her trying, she's like, I knew he was gonna make a joke.
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My God, I'm so sorry, it's not COVID, I swear to God, it's not.
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I like to think I'm a pretty good observer and I'm giving my answer like.
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I'm trying to get it across the finish line, I had it.
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I know, and then I keep talking, and then she comes on.
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Yeah, you see me struggling, I'm going, hey, wrap it up, brother, I have to cough.
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I get it, she's had fucking pressure on her shoulders, okay?
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I do have to, they did give me, while he was making fun of me,
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But I am, just to reiterate one more time on a serious note,
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Like, you are just, you're the guy, like, for me,
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And I know how incredibly hard you have worked to get to this point
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and what it's come at the cost of, I feel like, in a lot of ways.
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But I truly am so thankful, like this is my dream job.
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And I do feel like people like you are on my Mount Rushmore of Polynesian greats.
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And I guess Jason Momoa, but I do have beef with him that's invisible.
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Well, I'll tell him, I'll tell you, yeah, I'll start spreading rumors.
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The very first red carpet I ever walked, I was so nervous.
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And I finally was like, they finally wanted to take my picture cuz I'm a nobody.
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You don't know this, you've been in the spotlight and famous for a very long time.
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But sometimes they don't want to take your picture.
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I know that's really heartbreaking to hear, cuz you've never experienced it.
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And then it starts getting a little bit more feverish, and everyone's like,
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And I'm like, okay, period, everyone's awake now.
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And they were like, hey, bitch, you're in my shot.
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And I move over, mind you, you're probably thinking,
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His big ass was just there, sucking my limelight.
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And I'm sure you know him, so you can tell him I said that.
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Well, now, you'll probably see it now, cuz you're in it.
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Wait, but I'm so sorry about that, because I can imagine,
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like, you were there, and you're thinking, hey.
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And we can't talk about that because we're brother and sister.
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I'm like, booga, pili, which I saw a couple of your videos.
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Like you guys are like, you're the gym couple, right?
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Well, now that you said it, every dude who looks up to you physique wise,
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they're gonna, they just shit their pants all at the same time.
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Someone as masculine as you co-signing me, period.
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Hey, listen, the video I saw and I love this because this is the way I am with
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my wife is that he was he was doing a video i think and he was like yo so anyway and this is
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what i want you guys to do it's back day and he was doing something and you kind of came in the
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background and he was like hey baby what's up yeah and gave him a kiss well you're a big fan
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like i love that yeah i'm standing on yeah give him my dad um so i know we're gonna i want to
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invite you to the moana premiere oh my god yes which is so all right so dude this is insane it
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It's gonna be at the Hollywood Bowl, 5,000 people.
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The LA Philharmonic is gonna be playing our orchestral score in the pit.
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It's gonna be a historic night for our film and for our people and our culture.
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You were in the moment, so I was trying to get as much as I thought.
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See, you said close the mouth, don't get fed, there you go.
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but you and I are gonna get on the red carpet, and we're gonna take our picture.
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Yeah, hell yeah. And no one's gonna tell us to move.
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And we're gonna stay there for as long as the fuck we want.
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And guess who I'm gonna tag, Jason Momoa's ass.
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Yeah, Pride of Gixies, I'm tagging your ass on Instagram, so open it up, ho.
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They told me to wrap, so I wanna say thank you again for being an icon.
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I do wanna go back to it means so much to me because the world is noisy.
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And the noise of the world is the shit that gets algorithmed up, right?
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But it's the good stuff, like the stuff where somebody goes,
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hey, I see you, man, and I love what you're doing,
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But it is the stuff that anchors our world and who we are.
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So I just want to say thank you for using your big platform to say that.
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and you keep doing your thing and i got your back and i support you thank you likewise i have your
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back too man thank you look at us two equally famous equally rich and handsome same level
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muscular weight everything same bench everything same squat everything same lats yeah same lats
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all of it twins can you do the eyebrow i can't do the eyebrow but we could do this we could do that
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here we go thank you so much to all of you for tuning into this episode of the comment session
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thank you to my amazing wonderful guest dwayne the rock johnson make sure y'all check out moana
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in theaters july 10th it's gonna be amazing and incredible i already saw it you saw us key you
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saw us have a great time make sure you go see it it's a great it's amazing incredible and i'm so
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happy to have dwayne the rock johnson fucking period thank you so much to my all my amazing