The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - WE'RE DADA Ft. Hannah Berner ｜ Episode 227

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00:00:33.620 ugly people cheat too yeah if you can believe ugly people suck i would argue 0.99

00:00:41.460 ugly men cheat a lot more cheat a lot more i've also said that yeah i've also really good looking 1.00

00:00:47.300 men have seen enough tits they're tired by 35 they're like i've seen them all i'm good i just 0.98

00:00:52.560 want a cigarette and to relax hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the 0.96

00:01:04.240 comment section show sorry me your fave everybody knows me who cares about me

00:01:07.580 on to the guest today we have the iconic the hilarious the legendary hannah burner

00:01:12.980 oh my god i'm so happy to be here thank you for having me oh my god i'm so happy to have you

00:01:19.580 we've literally met for three seconds we have but we were saying and we've already kissed at least

00:01:24.840 twice before the cameras came on with their base we were lighting it up it was crazy i'll climb you

00:01:30.380 like a tree you won't have to climb that far you're tall too yeah i'm five seven yeah no i'm

00:01:35.540 saying in my friend group i'm the tall one you and me both i put girls in my pockets right i carry

00:01:40.540 their baggage for them yeah i'm dada and you're dada i'm daddy yeah like when we go out same no

00:01:46.840 my bestie page i'm her boyfriend i'm her man i'm her man you're her man i'm her man but no i'm so

00:01:53.660 excited to be here you um i feel like we both are men's like sleep paralysis demons in different

00:02:00.520 ways yeah we're sandwiching them for real so like i just artist to artist i just want to say

00:02:05.460 i love your work lover of the game to lover of the game

00:02:08.500 all his life and people express it in different ways but i appreciate your hard work out there

00:02:16.760 likewise honestly likewise i think honestly i think that's why we feel spiritually connected

00:02:22.060 yeah i think that's we've we've literally never spent time with each other no but it feels like

00:02:26.860 we have also you're close with teffy yes i'm close with teffy so when you text teffy i feel

00:02:31.620 like you texted me is that a thing where you're like no we just recently exchanged numbers so

00:02:38.940 now we're for real yeah now when i text hefi i will text you for real i'm i love a group chat

00:02:44.180 throwing a little a little emoji a little a little gif i love a little group chat too oh yeah i've 0.94

00:02:49.740 been naming group chats a lot lately i feel like this business is nothing but fucking emails and 0.86

00:02:54.280 group chats like that's all i'm in two billion group chats but i do have to say like we talk 0.91

00:02:58.800 stand-up comedy you talk about great tiktoks yeah a good timed gif in a group chat like

00:03:04.720 that's legendary right when everyone's reacting to yours when you're killing yeah and you know

00:03:10.940 and you know also when you have to be like i gotta say this right now or someone else is

00:03:14.660 gonna get ahead of it and we'll lose the moment also when you change the group title oh without

00:03:20.320 like warning people and it hits girl like i stay doing that too changing the names yeah i did that

00:03:26.780 once when we were we were in ireland and um yes what a trip when we had left we were like uh well

00:03:34.900 like half of us had left already some of us were still staying and so we were out in a group chat

00:03:39.080 it was me my sister caleb and britney and so we were all texting in there and like just like super

00:03:45.260 gushy stuff like i love you guys like the universe brings friends into your life that you just you

00:03:50.220 know you're getting real emotion yeah and so you're like sending these in insanely heartfelt

00:03:54.620 messages to each other and we're like yeah yeah yeah and my sister responded a little bit later

00:03:58.960 when we had already kind of started moving away from that and started being funny but she was we

00:04:03.280 were still in the moment so we were still reacting and stuff but then it was just poorly timed my

00:04:07.080 sister sent like a really heartfelt text and like right above it at the same time I had changed the

00:04:13.080 group name to something super awful and terrible and I can't say only because it won't make sense

00:04:17.920 to you and I don't want to have to explain the joke but it was just like Caleb's screenshot he

00:04:21.840 is like no perfect timing drew but that's also i'm glad you changed the name that's the range

00:04:26.040 of a friend group i love having like the darkest talk like before i go on stage sometimes in my

00:04:31.600 opener i'll be like so then like when did you feel like it was that moment in your life that

00:04:37.160 you were like do we are we gonna make it and then i'm like go have fun out there

00:04:40.420 i'm not doing small chat yeah but there's small chat i'm like so in high school like was the 0.97

00:04:46.780 bullying like how intense is oh shit you gotta go on stage go be funny bye they're like hey you're

00:04:51.100 in five by the way honestly okay that's a perfect transition because we want to talk about the new 0.99

00:04:55.620 special how exciting oh my god thank you oh my god second special thank you period look at you

00:05:00.900 well look cranking them out after the first special they were like okay you're gonna do 0.90

00:05:04.120 second special i'm like that's such a like don't be like don't be stupid it seems selfish it seems 0.99

00:05:10.600 like too much like in this age of capital i'm like how much shit do we need you need a whole 0.95

00:05:15.700 another and it's also not like coming up with a new song that's like three minutes it's like a 0.97

00:05:19.640 whole new fucking hour yeah um i do think with stand-up i love being in a male-dominated space 0.74

00:05:26.700 and i love taking up space too and i love how people will be like oh like men like women talk 0.96

00:05:34.420 too much and it's like men have espn like we all are talking a lot your podcast is short compared 0.97

00:05:40.980 to male podcast right i'm telling you and at least it's entertaining shit i've never heard a man talk 0.73

00:05:45.720 for 45 minutes straight and been intrigued i do to say the last per minute on your pod like should 0.66

00:05:50.000 be studied yeah 100 let me see the data on that right someone online figure that out get on it

00:05:55.600 the scientists get on it the women in stem get on that and women specifically or gay in stem

00:06:00.280 people why don't people say gay and stem are gay guys you guys are in stem i'm not sure i don't 0.98

00:06:05.420 know you should ask let us know if you're gay and in stem let us know i don't want any like 0.81

00:06:09.400 male surgeons who aren't gay like doing work on your body or your face no why would you 0.95

00:06:16.200 because that's how i feel about um male uh gynecologists well what's the matter with you 0.99

00:06:20.640 that should be illegal what's the matter with you yeah also like so you're a pervert that means 0.98

00:06:25.160 you're a doctor pervert you had a choice you decided to be a pervert like you're not even 0.98

00:06:29.240 hiding you're supposed to go to get a phd in perv you know what they're doing they're almost 1.00

00:06:32.540 that's what phd stands for perv 0.98

00:06:37.360 but you know what they'll do they'll be like you'll be like you're a pervert for that and 0.99

00:06:43.520 they're like you're a pervert for thinking i'm a pervert for that like they try to turn on like 0.97

00:06:46.780 what are we a russian doll here we are perv perv perv on perv i know i've never had it and i'll do 0.99

00:06:53.200 a male masseuse right i'll go to second base i don't care but i'm no yeah absolutely not and i 0.98

00:07:01.520 know gay guys are not become gay guys are not becoming gynecologists because that's gross yeah 0.99

00:07:06.320 straight men are being fucking weird they're being weird that's why i said you're being perv 0.99

00:07:11.020 i know it and that's why i know it to be true that's why we've barely any research in it because 0.99

00:07:14.960 they don't work they're just poking around okay so back to the special now that we've gone over

00:07:23.160 dr perv back to the special okay so i would love to know like how you felt going into the special

00:07:28.840 after having done your first one how did you feel going in my first special i was so nervous my

00:07:33.140 first special i full-on had like a out of body like every anxiety panic attack i always say like

00:07:39.960 when you're trying to get to that next level in your life the universe will be like we're not

00:07:46.060 letting you get there until you actually face those demons that you thought you overcame yeah

00:07:50.820 so it was scary because like performing a film stand-up set you gotta nail that yeah and it 0.94

00:07:58.820 was like shit talk about one and done because i love a live moment yeah energy the vibes oopsie 0.92

00:08:04.500 poopsie i messed up ha ha ha silly silly yeah but live it's like a lot of pressure and i was a 0.95

00:08:10.160 tennis player and i dealt with like a lot of pressure in my past i know and it's all you 1.00

00:08:15.020 like when you fuck up you go home and you have to look in the mirror and be like you're a fucking 1.00

00:08:18.280 loser and you're all god it's my team and it's you yeah team you just blame the the girl next 1.00

00:08:23.620 to you you're like maybe you should have tried harder next time you're a team of one you're 1.00

00:08:26.760 i'm a team of one it's me fighting with myself and i've been like when the fuck did you do that 0.99

00:08:31.580 and hannah was a for real tennis player period i love an athletic bitch period oh my god thank you 0.96

00:08:37.280 and also i know people make fun of me for like talking about tennis which i do talk about a lot 0.93

00:08:42.120 but it's like what i did and what i know and if i was a dude who played basketball they'd be like

00:08:46.280 former basketball player he played in high school i don't know if you know this but i did play

00:08:50.180 basketball at one point in my life so but i am also that girl who's who will talk about like an 0.93

00:08:54.880 injury i had in college like a fuck boy on a date but maybe that's my feminism like right 0.91

00:09:00.380 going up to men and making them hear about my college tennis career yes it's like taylor swift 0.99

00:09:06.140 playing guitar for travis kelsey every night like that's that's what i've actually i love that shit 0.93

00:09:11.900 you're gentrifying their space yes you're taking up their time girls need to start just playing 0.95

00:09:16.200 bad guitar at night i feel like this is the podcast where we could start those types of

00:09:21.980 movements right yeah start being annoying in any way really the way that they are like i was like

00:09:26.800 they are extremely annoying learn many ways turn it on them um you have to reverse it

00:09:33.600 so when you were building the hour for this new special yeah like how did how did you find that

00:09:39.600 to be like a little bit easier did it feel like less pressure this time when you were building

00:09:43.620 the hour at first i panicked because what's annoying about stand-up is when you it airs

00:09:49.540 it's called like it's burned so that means i always to do a sports analogy it's like it's

00:09:55.880 like winning the super bowl you got your netflix special and then you have to start learning how

00:10:00.980 to play football again yeah so then you go to the club with no material and you're like

00:10:05.320 our kinkles funny like you start from scratch and i was like how am i gonna do a whole nother

00:10:12.160 hour of jokes but then you remember you weren't funny because of that specific wording of that

00:10:17.500 specific joke right at the end of the day it was like your creative brain and who you are

00:10:21.620 so this hour i actually feel like i obviously improved as a stand-up but i was like 0.99

00:10:26.980 sillier more myself that's so nice you know like when you're with a friend group you fuck with you 0.96

00:10:31.720 start being like loosey or goosey or you're like i'm gonna go for a risk on this one and then it 0.95

00:10:36.100 works you're like ah yeah i can't restart and there's no that's like the warmness that i want

00:10:41.560 to bring to my specials where you're just like everyone feels comfortable yeah i think that's

00:10:46.740 that's really cool too and i think it speaks to like you saying like you're becoming more

00:10:50.860 confident too and your ability to be a stand-up and like move as one that's fucking awesome that

00:10:55.740 you felt more confident oh my god thank you i also feel like stand-up has certain ways that

00:11:00.540 you're like supposed to go about it and i think if i had gone the very old school way as a woman

00:11:06.380 like i wouldn't have made it here yeah and i think that the internet and tiktok and group chats is 1.00

00:11:13.720 like where the girls are shining for a lot of i always talk about it but there'd be more women 1.00

00:11:19.000 in stand-up if when you went to a drunken bar at 9 p.m in the bronx yeah and no one laughed a lot 1.00

00:11:27.240 of hilarious women are like maybe this isn't for me no for real that's if you're honestly like just 1.00

00:11:32.940 not a straight white man and you go into those spaces something happens and you go maybe i should 1.00

00:11:38.240 go into accounting like that's what happened and i think because they like refuse to laugh

00:11:43.440 even if it is funny yeah and it's from big things to little things that happen to you

00:11:47.680 so i feel like i'm excited for this new wave of comics based off of the internet i mean

00:11:53.120 memes are the girls and the gays that's true i mean we are working creating it everything funny

00:11:58.580 and interesting has always been created by marginalized people it's never i've never in 0.93

00:12:03.240 my life seen something created by a straight white man and been like that's fucking awesome

00:12:06.940 i have never in my life felt that way well because trauma right like if you haven't had trauma you're 0.91

00:12:12.840 not funny you're not interesting you're not you're not i don't want to hear from someone who doesn't

00:12:17.820 hasn't faced like really hard times and they overcame it by finding the light in the darkness 0.84

00:12:23.060 which is like corny as fuck but like but it's true it's so true yeah and but that's why it's 0.94

00:12:27.740 crazy like netflix like why are there no like why aren't there multiple gay guys yeah and gay girls 0.98

00:12:33.600 on netflix for real and i always say that the gay girls paved the way for me yeah because they 0.99

00:12:39.760 don't give a fuck what men think no for real so they walk in the room and they're not like 1.00

00:12:43.520 you know do i look cute enough did he look at me weird they don't give a fuck they're just doing 1.00

00:12:47.860 their art yeah they're just they're focusing on what they love which is being funny and that's 1.00

00:12:52.400 why i think so many lesbians like yeah they paved the way for the straight girls hell yeah

00:12:57.020 absolutely even though i am lesbian passing right you and me both

00:13:00.940 in that sense yeah because we could throw a ball yeah well yeah i think it's i i also think it's

00:13:08.180 just like the me giving dada but that's also just like i think i'm extremely straight looking and 0.94

00:13:13.960 and and generally like energy but i think it's also just because i'm so fucking mean to men i 0.96

00:13:18.900 was gonna say and that is so exclusive to lesbians you don't look scared yeah you don't and you're 0.90

00:13:23.040 not afraid of a man not liking you no never and that's power i'm kind of hoping for it oh if a man 0.76

00:13:29.460 likes you talk to yourself about that check on that let's revisit that if a man gets good vibes

00:13:34.400 from you if he's like there's something i liked about her no yeah you want to give up something

00:13:39.980 like no she made me uncomfortable that's or if you like make a video and it's only men agreeing

00:13:44.260 with you you're like oh my god i'm on the wrong side of history oh no i've made a terrible terrible

00:13:48.040 choice i've had some female comics be like how do you have only female fans and i'm like

00:13:53.880 because that's who i'm talking to for real the men the men know that it's not a welcome

00:13:59.980 they're probably not going to enjoy it that much over here and which like is how it should be

00:14:05.080 yeah and i think the boyfriends have started to come to the shows which that's good is it's a

00:14:11.300 problem it's not what i anticipated it's not the energy i want but i do like building tension in

00:14:16.480 the room to like call each other everyone out right and it's funny because i also think it's 0.84

00:14:21.700 important like i want the men to listen though because i have shit to say that i'm sliding in 0.83

00:14:25.780 that is like important i yeah if you're gonna be here take notes and be quiet yes i always say my 0.97

00:14:31.260 stand-up the guys that showed up this is probably the longest they've ever listened to a woman talk

00:14:37.380 without interrupting right and sometimes they'll still try oh my god whenever any a man even laughs

00:14:45.100 too loud i'm like who's who's chaperoning him like so you're talking over women no let one

00:14:49.080 so you're gonna talk over me let one was like we're five minutes in and you're already giving 0.50

00:14:52.120 your opinion also like no one cares that you thought it was funny let women laugh yeah i don't 0.99

00:14:56.740 care that you thought it was funny no yeah i'm giving performative like women like shut the 1.00

00:15:01.240 fuck up that wasn't even a real laugh i can fucking tell you would die because at the end of 1.00

00:15:06.800 my show i would your your crowd work with men would be because you're doing crowd work but 1.00

00:15:11.320 just alone with yourself yeah that's what that's what you're coming for them and you're like i got

00:15:17.040 the mic and you're not saying right exactly so at the end of every show it was almost like research

00:15:21.640 i asked men if they ever thought about what sex feels like for a woman right let's just start

00:15:28.940 with that the answer is crazy like that was a setup question they literally be like no and i'm

00:15:36.160 Like, that was literally a setup question.

00:15:37.980 How do I teach men empathy on this theater show in one minute?

00:15:42.660 We don't have the time. 0.85

00:15:43.580 And then I'd say, can you think of an adjective, which is a describing word for what sex feels like for a woman? 1.00

00:15:51.580 The answers I got. 1.00

00:15:53.920 It's like they've never walked this earth before.

00:15:57.280 For real, they woke up yesterday.

00:15:58.740 One guy said warm.

00:16:00.680 Warm?

00:16:01.900 Oh, geez.

00:16:02.680 Yeah, from sweating on top of me.

00:16:04.040 You're right.

00:16:04.580 And I'm like, no, no, no.

00:16:05.300 we're warm yeah you're not we're warm you feel warm you're once again you're thinking about you 0.99

00:16:10.160 yes i've never been cold and been like if i had a dick in me i'd be warm right now yeah sorry mom 0.99

00:16:14.340 and god i'm freezing i wish someone was here i wish i had penetration no if any no 0.98

00:16:20.820 one one other guy said stabbing i had to stop the show 0.90

00:16:24.740 right okay no yeah all right well stabbing call the cops on him they do all the like 0.94

00:16:29.420 you know exciting and i'm like yeah i've never finished sex and been like 0.64

00:16:33.100 exciting that was so exciting on my special some guy said teamwork i said there's teamwork that's

00:16:39.940 not even a descriptive word so like that's not an adjective i've lost more faith in the male

00:16:47.940 species since like doing i've been in the rooms drew i'm talking to the specimens yeah you're

00:16:53.720 getting ground like ground floor yes yeah boots on the ground and it's not looking good and then

00:16:59.320 i'm looking at their girlfriend i'm like this conversation in the car going home is going to

00:17:02.400 be a journey hey hopefully you guys fight on the way home yeah hopefully you work some stuff out

00:17:06.660 because i'm just speaking truths up here i'm not doing crowd work actually i'm just nosy on stage

00:17:12.360 actually right you have to be you have a curious mind that's important thank you you're like look

00:17:17.360 at me i'm multitasking i'm entertaining and i'm also researching yeah and i also can sense like

00:17:22.060 when a guy is gonna have a really bad answer yeah it's those little when you do it so much like just

00:17:26.640 the length of his sleeve even like you know it's like a little too long

00:17:31.000 for a little too many wrinkles a little too a weird earring that it's like we're in minnesota

00:17:38.600 what's going on like little new a facial hair that's just not right yeah it's a little off 0.99

00:17:44.820 and i could how they're sitting i'm like he's scared yeah i could smell fear you would fucking 0.86

00:17:50.400 oh my god well you've done live shows i've done live shows yeah i've done i've done stand-up 0.97

00:17:54.860 twice well a couple yeah twice and then I've done like live comedy like with my sister when we go

00:18:00.080 on tour and do podcasts which is I mean obviously like you I'm sure very few men I do an opening

00:18:05.660 bit though every time we perform where I'm like is there anyone here um that has no idea who the 0.60

00:18:11.280 fuck we are and came as a plus one almost always they're men and so always big man nice shocker

00:18:16.460 but I'm like okay well I hope you guys enjoy the show um you know have a good time laugh and if 1.00

00:18:22.020 you don't i have your money so i actually don't give a fuck i don't fucking care either way i 0.97

00:18:27.840 don't care and that's feminism yeah there you go yeah making it listen to you which reminds me i 1.00

00:18:32.460 love asking female comics like um if you've ever been given notes on your sets like that's like 0.85

00:18:37.540 one of my favorite questions to ask because it's always all the time and it's funny from an athlete

00:18:42.060 perspective it's like being a tennis player and a guy like watching you hit and trying to give you 0.98

00:18:46.320 notes and i'm like i'll literally whoop your ass you know what stand right there and i'm gonna hit

00:18:50.380 the ball as hard as I can how about that yeah I actually first kind of wanted to be a sports 0.97

00:18:54.180 broadcaster me too really yeah I did wait me and you welcome back to Diego wait I'm obsessed with

00:18:59.960 us we should take that gig that they gave Snoop Dogg and Kevin Hart but they should give it to us

00:19:03.940 oh my god so we can commentate sports that's literally my dream oh my god okay me manifesting

00:19:08.580 wait manifesting I'm in LA so suddenly I'm like wait I'm obsessed with that because

00:19:15.160 yeah I want to be a sports broadcaster and I come from like a basketball family and I love

00:19:19.600 interviewing people so i nicks fan are you excited about them my dad cried last night

00:19:24.700 my dad hasn't shed a tear since 1999 he was crying on the phone it's that running joke that like if

00:19:31.020 they win or lose everyone get out stay out of new york if you're not from there my dad whether they

00:19:35.480 win or lose disown me to smell jaylen brunson like but it's i come from like my grandpa was

00:19:42.240 a basketball coach in brooklyn very cool and um he was one of those literally guys that they make

00:19:48.780 they talk about in movies where he'd see like a tall guy on the street and be like you're making

00:19:52.620 it to college you're coming to high school like crazy like just insane brooklyn in the 70s if you

00:19:58.580 can imagine yeah so then in college i was like i went to wisconsin playing tennis and i had to do

00:20:03.560 a gig my last year and i was like are you guys badgers the badgers yeah and it was a little

00:20:09.940 culture shock for me but yeah we learned we grew we had a lot of cheese i learned i need lactate

00:20:16.260 lactate um yeah which you love yes i do i feel i'm very familiar with lactate that's what we

00:20:21.560 dm about if you're wondering what's under the surface that's true let me look at the camera

00:20:26.400 for that so anyway i yeah at wisconsin i started doing interviews and the men would come up to me

00:20:34.040 before i had to go on camera and be like do you know what a double double is and i had to look

00:20:39.940 at like first of all do you think i like accidentally fell in this and i and i'm just

00:20:44.500 lying my way through like yes like do you think that i'm just a girl who was giving a microphone 0.51

00:20:50.640 i don't know what i'm doing why am i here and i remember getting fucking angry yeah and the like 0.63

00:20:56.240 the constant just like little the assumptions that i don't know anything yeah and then i i had 0.73

00:21:03.060 to move to like a small town to start if i wanted to do sports broadcasting and i was i was like i

00:21:08.840 want to go back to new york city and ended up cold calling blah blah blah long story short it was

00:21:13.940 because i felt like it was so sexist that i kind of was like i'm not in the mood for this right and

00:21:18.720 then i found myself in stand-up comedy but i feel like that was when i was like stronger and ready

00:21:22.520 to right totally i just love disrupting male spaces and that's like what i was put on this 0.59

00:21:27.040 earth for you're telling me bitch so anyway that's why i love you but i feel like we do it in um

00:21:34.260 in a way that's so tasteful yeah and it's also really authentic to us and it's weird i didn't 0.88

00:21:40.660 know i didn't know that you started doing interviews and stuff in college which is so

00:21:44.180 interesting because that's what i did too like so i grew up an athlete so i play i played soccer my

00:21:48.420 whole life so that was my main sport but i tore my acl my in high in high school and so then i

00:21:53.440 literally frat guys right now i was gonna go if it wasn't for my knee but i i really when i tore

00:22:01.100 everything in my knee i for real thought to myself okay this isn't forever so what do i want to do

00:22:04.820 instead and i and i started thinking about what i wanted to do so i wanted to work in sports and i

00:22:09.140 was like i want to do broadcasting literally on my um resume like my my reels and all that stuff

00:22:14.860 i wrote that i wanted to be the next bob costas because i'm i came from a football family yeah

00:22:19.080 so everybody loved football my dad loves when he had a pink guy during the olympics do you remember

00:22:22.880 that yes that's like the one thing i remember about bob cost and the whole time he had the 0.89

00:22:27.160 biggest pink guy you know cbs or whoever the fuck was like right this is happening yeah he's getting 0.94

00:22:33.120 paid like 400 million dollars get the hell out there but also only a man only a man could show 1.00

00:22:37.720 up with a full pussing pink eye and be this close to the camera pussy pink eye imagine 0.99

00:22:44.480 they would have put us in an eye patch and he said you're gross nobody wants to see it but 0.98

00:22:51.760 everyone was like bob causes his experience okay looks like he's seen stuff anyway i interrupted

00:22:57.040 you but i i experienced you wanted to be bob yeah i experienced the same thing in interviewing

00:23:01.740 interviewing in college um talking to athletes like especially how uh interviewing them was also

00:23:08.020 painful um i don't know if this is shocking to hear but a lot of them are not very eloquent

00:23:13.500 well cte is a real thing it's very and i did i i joke i did cte charity all through college for

00:23:21.900 free i dated these men i talked to these men i did their homework i right i helped them you and me

00:23:26.520 both i told them what a major was i literally i helped them like get from place to place right

00:23:31.740 literally i i and i remember one time i was interviewing someone um and he told me which

00:23:37.280 i mean i did end up dating this person but that is neither here nor there um he he literally told

00:23:42.300 me like in an interview while i was interviewing him he's like you know normally i get asked to do

00:23:46.840 interviews because i'm i'm one of the smartest guys on the team and i'm like oh word yeah for

00:23:51.420 sure as i'm like interviewing him and then through i wish to this day i could remember what it was

00:23:55.700 but he made up a word and it was one of those words it was like oh what's the one where he's

00:24:00.640 a visionary yeah so it's one of those like conversated like you know like conversated

00:24:04.480 is not a word it was something like that yeah and he made up a word like right after he said 0.94

00:24:09.360 that to me and i was like yeah okay i'll fuck around with you for a couple more months and 0.82

00:24:14.120 then you know that's the thing then i'm done you're like okay there's four more months left 0.97

00:24:17.960 that my i swear to god my dude texted me the word isn't and he spelled it i s i n t it is okay and

00:24:28.140 i was like i have to speak up for women like this is bigger than me and i he was he literally i

00:24:32.580 responded he was like i'm tired from practice and i was like you don't add a letter when you're 0.99

00:24:36.920 tired that's crazy that's not what that's called but he was stupid he was getting concussed like 0.98

00:24:40.900 he would see like colors but he couldn't tell the coach because then they take him out and he 1.00

00:24:45.640 couldn't go pro whatever so i'm just watching his brain just shriveling up but he that was a large

00:24:50.660 man that was a tall man he would throw me around i was like i'll stay with you i'll keep going and

00:24:55.500 you know what all right i'll see it through you know every now and then feeling dainty

00:25:00.340 i've always been drawn to larger men so i was a jersey chaser if you will in college but i would

00:25:09.620 argue you're not a jersey chaser if you are an athlete that's true fam i mean yeah we're just

00:25:14.440 running parallel yes at that point we're pacing just trying to have a division one child yeah you

00:25:19.940 talk about that right that's true dude if i've pitched that to caleb because i don't want kids

00:25:23.880 personally but i've told caleb i was like i mean obviously i don't want to ever be pregnant but

00:25:28.140 like if you put if my egg mixed with his sperm in my body olympian d1 olympian and he was like

00:25:35.780 well now i'm gonna have to consider because he loves football which i was like you know what

00:25:41.360 and look listen but it's true if i was a large man in college and i saw you

00:25:45.980 start humping your leg i'd be like nike sponsorship date out of the womb but also 1.00

00:25:53.760 your poor pussy like right that baby would be fucking huge yeah no way that's why even my my 1.00

00:25:59.580 man like now is like he's six four so he's a big dude and like like we he was like a 11 or 12 pound 1.00

00:26:06.660 baby and i was like a i was a nine pound almost 10 pound baby i feel like that's a good good i

00:26:12.520 should talk about that more often like how much did you weigh when you came out of the room is

00:26:15.540 that a lot like yeah they're like let's not talk about baby's bodies let's not shaming that's not 0.98

00:26:21.620 i go you were nine oh interesting yeah i know i was a big ass fucking baby and my brother was 0.94

00:26:27.440 born after who was the last baby my mom had he was almost 11 pounds because my dad's a huge dude so 0.98

00:26:32.820 it's like holy shit yeah it's not in the stars for me worked out that i don't want kids because 0.99

00:26:37.100 holy fuck you know what i mean oh jesus christ can't do it yeah you don't have to pee it would 1.00

00:26:42.180 just fall out yeah drink water it'd go right through you right for real just douche right 1.00

00:26:48.000 out my fucking pussy no vaginas are very powerful and they adapt that is that's true literally 1.00

00:26:53.860 well that's why i don't understand what men call women loose because i'm like so a girl who's 1.00

00:26:58.640 getting hooking up with her boyfriend do you hook up with your boyfriend a girl who's having 0.97

00:27:02.520 sex with her boyfriend every single day for three years right is tighter than a girl who has sex with 0.97

00:27:07.840 a different guy every month because she's single the math is a math he's like you don't get it i'm 1.00

00:27:12.500 dr pervert you don't understand i went to school for this shit okay so listen to me how's that 0.99

00:27:17.160 dummy the footage of a gynecologist like teaching room just full of a bunch of dudes like talking 1.00

00:27:25.720 and they and they all still don't know what a clit is crazy just skip the yeah i was like you 0.98

00:27:29.740 studied the whole inside huh didn't figure out the outside nice well what's the worst piece of 0.61

00:27:35.580 advice you've ever been given on a on like jokes or like one of the most memorable times oh yeah

00:27:39.380 guys giving me notes and stuff yeah i actually have a joke that made it on my hulu special

00:27:43.780 where i i joke about like i'm a reality tv6 i'm a stand-up comedy 17 and like i have a bit

00:27:50.200 i joke about how um stand-up comedians are kind of like serial killers that we don't have to be

00:27:55.500 that good looking to be considered ridiculously good looking and i make fun of like our ted

00:27:59.400 bunnies not that hot and like whatever and i was working on that joke and a guy pulled me aside he

00:28:04.180 was like you know it's kind of hack to like to do like oh i'm a do you keep hearing podcast ads

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00:28:41.960 acast.com slash advertise you know la6 or whatever and i was like yeah that wasn't the bit i was i

00:28:51.380 was doing right but then part of me this is so sad a lot of the time like guys will watch other

00:28:57.540 guys like at the club when there's a show and then when a girl goes on stage all the guys just leave

00:29:02.680 yeah like they don't even want to watch it of course not so then i was like well thank you for

00:29:06.500 listening i love attention wait so you stay for my set all right i'm obsessed with that someone's a

00:29:13.500 fan but i also like in comedy i i because it was like my second third career yeah i didn't have a

00:29:20.560 huge ego like it didn't define me and i just like tried to learn from the people around me and then

00:29:25.720 like when i could sense that it was just like there you go i was i would just be kind of like

00:29:30.120 thank you i appreciate your work i love your i know thank you for your time when i talked to

00:29:35.260 marybeth once she was like oh yeah one time i left the club and he followed me out and was like

00:29:39.480 giving me notes on my set yeah as i'm walking out and he was like why aren't you writing this down

00:29:44.240 she said writing this down is this homework that's why she literally went why would i do that

00:29:49.320 no i'm not entertaining you're just talking at me i didn't ask like you're just kind of following

00:29:54.500 me and saying words i haven't been listening the whole time you've been talking so it's so

00:29:58.540 it's so funny i do think also yeah commanding a room i guess is a like masculine quality but i

00:30:06.040 think women are the leaders right like we're the leaders in every family yeah i disagree i think

00:30:11.820 commanding a room is just when you're it like when you have it true right so it's like it's so it's

00:30:17.220 so specific to people who like just have it the ability to capture an audience right is is an

00:30:23.220 inherent trait to some people and a real struggle to others well it's funny people do they get very

00:30:29.340 impressed with stand-up because it's like a big fear for a lot of people and they'll be like how

00:30:32.820 do you do it and i'm like my brain's just weird we're like i'm scared to drive but like i can talk

00:30:38.120 in front of 2 000 people and that's my that's my journey in this life like i just got my skill set

00:30:43.500 that was gifted yeah like for some reason something's twisted where i'm like this is safe

00:30:47.060 yeah this is safe but like me trying to drive 10 miles per hour i'm like something bad's gonna

00:30:52.840 happen that's right i know you're a notorious not driver yes don't like to drive well i'm a

00:30:57.640 i'm a city girl you know that's true you're a new york girl i'm a new yorker yeah i try to make it

00:31:02.540 like it's a cool thing but at some point my mom was like it would be nice like something happened

00:31:07.820 to someone that you could get in a car yeah you should probably have that general skill yeah so

00:31:12.240 that's i i all last summer that was my goal to get my driver's license and i was like i had a

00:31:18.220 therapist about it like it was intense but because i literally was like writing like i'm gonna pass

00:31:24.380 my driver's license because it got kind of mental for me yeah totally also like having a man judging

00:31:29.920 a woman driving that feels sexy so misogyny no it's literally setting me up for failure well at

00:31:35.260 the dmb i also i do i would love to see the stats i think they're harder on the female drivers oh 0.85

00:31:40.480 i'm sure and i'm like i'm sure they fucking are and so i try i also try to come in like kind of 0.51

00:31:45.520 like i didn't want to dress too cute like i was really like you know i was going for an audition 0.95

00:31:50.600 yeah like i was like this is i came with a blazer i was like i'm a serious driver business

00:31:55.360 professional driver my hair back my hair back and no makeup and right but i passed it i passed it

00:32:03.680 yes you know they don't tell you anymore at the moment if you pass it because there were physical

00:32:08.580 altercations happening because people they'd be like you didn't pass and they'd get into like

00:32:13.860 huge fights immediately swing on them yeah that's crazy the dmv is iconic yeah even when i i remember

00:32:20.680 when i got my license it was at the dmv right by my in my hometown and there was like you know

00:32:27.180 like kids from my high school were all getting their driver's license and stuff and there was

00:32:30.380 a known like instructor there that would fail everybody and so my first morning i was like the

00:32:37.360 one of the first appointments i was so nervous and he like walked up to my car because you need 0.86

00:32:41.940 to like pull up and i he walked up to my car and he was and i was like of course i fucking get this 0.79

00:32:46.700 guy of course i do and then he came to my window and he like said a name that was not my name and 0.89

00:32:51.460 i was like oh no that's not me and he was like oh and he went to the car behind me and then i got a

00:32:55.700 different guy the universe came in yeah i got so lucky god literally was like not today yeah

00:33:00.600 you're like she needs it she needs the win but to have someone watching you it's like it's like

00:33:06.820 have you ever like typed in front of someone like you just forget how to do it or when you're like

00:33:11.320 trying to find something to show someone that's funny and it's taking too long and you're like

00:33:14.880 just free i swear it's forget it it's fine how come every photo in your phone that you've ever

00:33:18.560 had to show someone is never there right when i'm trying to show them right when you need it it's 0.98

00:33:23.420 at the climax of my story also fuck all these dmv people that get off on failing kids i mean look 0.99

00:33:29.020 most of these teen people shouldn't be of course i will yeah i was in my 30s when i went 0.99

00:33:33.420 no i wasn't

00:33:35.580 i was like look at us together and you go babe we're not in a i got mine late for a teen i got

00:33:43.900 mine when i was 17 yeah i think going to about to be 18 so that's when i got mine keep bragging

00:33:48.460 oh yeah i was i was a sturdy 30 i was a late 32 i was late into my early 30s

00:33:56.300 i did pass but i haven't really driven since because i don't have to it's okay all you had

00:34:02.640 to do was conquer the i have a husband like that's called a driver oh yeah my man drives too

00:34:07.780 he prefers to drive which i which i am like awesome because i don't want i love empowering 0.97

00:34:12.380 them in ways that they feel like that's perfect useful yeah because i actually don't fuck with

00:34:17.260 directions because i'm a creative so i let him like show me where it is and like i don't want

00:34:22.860 to be involved in logistics like that's not my purpose on this planet yeah no to get under

00:34:26.820 paperwork and yeah no thank you it's so funny how we both have a man so that we he's there yeah he's

00:34:33.020 just kind of there you know and honestly if you find a man that adds value to your life yeah not

00:34:38.700 to fully red pill this pod but if he adds value perfect why would you keep a guy that doesn't

00:34:44.980 bring value i agree if he's smart and he believes in you and you can bounce stuff off off him yeah

00:34:50.240 and he doesn't have a cte yeah then keep him around if he makes you feel like you want to

00:34:56.580 be around him right i well and i'm sure you get this question a lot too because because of that

00:35:00.860 which like i do but i get a lot of people asking me or him if they ever meet him like

00:35:05.860 how like almost like how he's able to be with me like and not feel like weird and it's a lot of

00:35:13.820 it's coming from women and it's it's in earnest it's very like did you have to do something to

00:35:19.140 kind of get there um like so one of one of my friends asked him once um and he was like i mean

00:35:25.620 no i didn't have to like work to get there because like all of the things you're describing are

00:35:29.680 reasons why i i was drawn to her so like it would be crazy for me to be with her and then want to

00:35:34.740 get rid of it no i'm gonna cry it's very like to him it's very simple he's like no i like i would

00:35:42.700 be crazy to think that other people wouldn't love her for the reasons i love her like obviously i

00:35:47.600 love her like he's like it makes sense that so many people love her because i do like it's the

00:35:51.360 same thing well it's interesting because that's layered like him liking you despite like you

00:35:57.800 being so vocal about hating men right people get confused about that and i'm like because he knows

00:36:02.380 he's not the man i'm making fun of right because guess who's also making fun of the kind of men i

00:36:06.900 him right he's on my side being like i can't stand that i can't stand that and it is fun to feel like

00:36:13.280 you have like um a spy yeah i'm like what are what are the men talking what like how did we get here

00:36:18.860 and my husband like he's this like big white gray haired dude like he looks maga like like he he's

00:36:28.240 so funny people go to his comedy shows thinking they're gonna get some kind and he just turns it

00:36:32.960 on them yeah and i kind of feel like that's beautiful too for him to be able to bring in

00:36:38.140 all kinds of people and trick them into listening absolutely because sometimes they will only hear it

00:36:42.800 from people who look like that exactly so that's why they're imperative too and sometimes i like

00:36:47.100 having those conversations with him to be like why are men doing this right why do you think this is

00:36:51.580 happening and where do you think we're misunderstood but that's where i started that like i had this

00:36:56.620 hand on the street series with male comics yes where i was like they were comfortable with me

00:37:01.660 which is why i could push it yeah because i don't i don't want to like get anyone in trouble or like

00:37:07.340 have anyone lose their job right like that would be fun though but like it's more i wanted the guys

00:37:12.920 i would ask them stuff about women and sometimes it became very like eye-opening yeah and it was

00:37:18.800 good to have those conversations right i i've talked to about like obviously i joke about

00:37:23.580 hating men all the time and i talk about how like they start guilty and then they have to prove

00:37:27.960 themselves innocent in my eyes which i think is a very fair way to move and like i've like gotten

00:37:33.020 like out of my way almost to like explain not for men but for women specifically who get afraid of

00:37:39.640 vocalizing those feelings that like it's a form of protection which i think we've earned right like

00:37:46.400 women have been violated in more ways than you could ever imagine for thousands of years if 0.99

00:37:52.320 anything what i'm doing what you're doing i always say is like tip of the fucking iceberg like you 0.98

00:37:56.840 guys are lucky that i was only born recently you know what i'm saying like imagine if i was born 0.99

00:38:02.200 hundreds of years ago like bitch i would have been lighting that shit up like that's what i'm saying 1.00

00:38:05.460 like in every there's laws now yeah every reincarnation of me bitch is antagonizing men 1.00

00:38:10.180 because they can't help but violate women so it's like it's one of those things where i'm like you 0.98

00:38:14.760 can feel safe to vocalize how you feel because that is the only reason women even have rights 0.94

00:38:20.520 today is because of women like that women women who refuse to be quiet about it is the only reason 0.82

00:38:26.520 you and i are able to talk about it let alone make money off of it and that's why i laugh when 0.95

00:38:30.940 they say things like oh she's like profiting off of women's misery what i am extorting someone for

00:38:36.420 sure for money and i can promise you it's not women who love me it's awful men who can't shut 1.00

00:38:40.980 the fuck up like i am literally using and abusing your stupidity to build an empire like i stand on 1.00

00:38:47.260 the shoulders of men who hate me like my best-selling book is purely because men are so 1.00

00:38:52.780 fucking awful women are now like i'm gonna buy a book and i'm gonna learn how to fucking de-center 1.00

00:38:57.800 them i'm gonna do that we all see it but you fucking verbalize it you put it into fucking 1.00

00:39:02.960 a thesis a hypothesis a conclusion you fucking write it out you know every time i think you're 0.99

00:39:08.900 done you're like and another thing and i've also said too i'm like you guys think you need me 0.99

00:39:13.280 to make women hate you girl you you that pr is all your own like what are you talking about 0.99

00:39:20.220 bitch like they really think they're like you're convincing women to hate men bitch please i was 1.00

00:39:25.340 like you want to hate men just spend a couple minutes with one hang out with one for about 1.00

00:39:28.920 10 minutes you'll find a couple reasons let's start from the beginning some of these men hate

00:39:34.480 us right yeah like there's so many women like you're in a relationship and then one day you're

00:39:38.940 like i don't love him because he hates me like i this problem but like our podcast so many girls

00:39:47.260 are like hey thank you so much i finally broke up with my boyfriend like we're getting gross to like 0.93

00:39:52.480 just same yeah oh i'm a home wrecker bitch i'm like i'm wrecking that home when someone gets 0.88

00:39:59.580 divorced i always say congratulations me too what am i gonna be like i'm like whatever you were in 0.98

00:40:04.920 you had the balls to get out of there to find something better because life is too short to

00:40:08.980 stay with the wrong i agree and just because you spent 10 years with one doesn't mean you have to

00:40:12.680 spend the next 30 100 because we all evolve also some of these men they are fun in the beginning

00:40:17.500 and they are convincing in the beginning right they are tall in the beginning right they have

00:40:22.140 a funny accent in the beginning and they their perfume smells good in the beginning but guess

00:40:27.600 what you're not into him you're into the specific perfume that he's wearing right

00:40:30.940 because that's funny because they hate that they hate that but yeah people also will even like my

00:40:38.940 mom's friends will ask like if my husband how he's handling like that i'm i don't know doing

00:40:43.680 stuff like that i'm doing well you know you're being so hilarious for a living how do you feel

00:40:48.600 about that having a funny woman for a wife and he's a comedian himself right so like but his 0.95

00:40:53.980 thing is like he's had a great career yeah he's an older guy that has seen a lot of shit and he's 1.00

00:41:01.160 loves being able to sit back and like watch me do what i do and he calls me his pension pussy 0.99

00:41:07.980 like he loves it and i also i've always just been looking for a partner yeah i'm not looking for 0.98

00:41:16.440 someone like i i just want to be me and if you want to be in my life with me that's great i also

00:41:21.980 think because i met him in my 30s he met me later in life we're two individuals yeah that just like 0.57

00:41:28.000 fuck with each other we don't complete each other right exactly yeah i don't if something were to 0.94

00:41:33.920 happen we'd both be okay right and i think that's what's actually so fucking romantic about it that 0.99

00:41:39.260 we don't need each other yeah and it's like a choice at that point right like you're choosing

00:41:42.680 each other because you don't need each other we're not there's not a trauma yeah absolutely

00:41:46.620 and it's not a like obligatory thing it's not like oh i feel like i have to be in a relationship i

00:41:52.020 feel like i have to stay with this person and it's like it's a choice like you're like i choose to be

00:41:56.060 with this person because they make me happy and they like uplift me and amplify me like even um

00:42:01.640 with my man too it's been very like he like loves everything that is so like obvious about me and a

00:42:09.240 lot about me like i always say and i say a lot not in a derogatory way it just is like i am a big

00:42:14.800 personality to be with like yeah i'm loud mama for real i just hear entertaining right so i was

00:42:20.580 like i am i am all of that but it's like it's one of those where it's like everything that i am it's

00:42:26.140 worth it it's hard to be with me but it's worth it i'll tell you that much but also like when you

00:42:30.000 can laugh with your partner girl you're telling me who cares if you're crying we're loving

00:42:34.880 i even like uh i've asked him before i'm like who do you think's funnier between the two of us

00:42:39.460 who do you think and then he was like well you obviously and then i was like period that's the

00:42:45.600 right answer and he's beautiful yeah no not to be you know talking about your man but that i can

00:42:52.400 respect yeah no beautiful looking man yes because if he's going to be around at least make it

00:42:56.540 beautiful to look that's what i'm saying i'm like believe it or not ugly people cheat too 1.00

00:43:00.000 yeah if you can believe ugly people suck i would argue ugly men cheat a lot more cheat a lot more 0.99

00:43:06.560 yeah i've also really good looking men have seen enough tits they're tired by 35 they're like i've 1.00

00:43:12.520 seen them all i'm good i just want a cigarette and relax where these fucking guys these fucking 1.00

00:43:19.040 guys have been bullied their whole life and never talked to women who hate women the second they get 1.00

00:43:23.420 attention they they start yeah they start going crazy they start losing their minds for girls who

00:43:28.240 single listening my advice just also with men is like really don't settle i agree they say the

00:43:35.040 happiest girls are the ones who aren't with a guy that's true or they're in a happy relationship

00:43:41.440 yeah and one thing shout out to my mom she was so good at like getting me out of her she would hold 1.00

00:43:47.100 my hand and get me out of relationships when she saw because she was just like life is too short 0.67

00:43:51.380 right and it takes one person to be like oh i fuck with that person yeah but if you're stuck 1.00

00:43:56.040 with ding dong yeah i've never said that in my word but in my life but you suck with a ding dong 1.00

00:44:01.120 i don't care how comfortable it is get get your stuff and leave i don't care if your cds are in 1.00

00:44:06.340 his core for real well it's like i said like you said it's your life is way too fucking short 0.92

00:44:11.880 and at this point like women did not fight for as much as we have now and as little as we have now 0.99

00:44:18.360 there's still a long way to go uh women did not fight for all that for you to settle for a fucking 0.99

00:44:23.100 loser like I was like I'd rat you you should rather be alone which is what I've always said 0.99

00:44:27.960 I'm like that that was something I made peace with right before I think like actually for real 0.98

00:44:32.840 accepted right before I met my man now but I was like you know what that's okay because I am not

00:44:39.420 unhappy like my life is amazing and awesome and I and I'm surrounded by love and I'm deeply loved 0.83

00:44:44.880 by many people family friends women I was like women's love is like irreplaceable in my opinion

00:44:51.680 like you could live without a man loving you but you could never live without a woman loving you

00:44:55.760 and i really do believe that to be true like without men you're like yeah whatever but like

00:44:59.920 with women it's like oh my god what a void life it's like when a woman compliments you versus a

00:45:04.380 man right it's like it means something if a woman compliments me on the street i'll cry yeah i'll 1.00

00:45:09.020 literally be like i really did it like in fact take it you want it here you like it here take it

00:45:14.300 here's a coupon here's a coupon let's go shopping together i also feel like relationships are 0.99

00:45:19.640 mirrors so if your guy sucks you're seeing yourself through his fucked up lens that's true 1.00

00:45:25.940 that's why sometimes your girlfriends when they're in a better relationship i'm like you're a shell 1.00

00:45:29.500 of yourself like you're not yourself right so it's super important also when you get out of a

00:45:34.880 relationship that's my level up time i'm always i feel like relationships are like a corporate job

00:45:40.000 every time i leave one i'm getting a better one like you see you're just moving up the ladder

00:45:44.860 and these girls when we break up we're doing duolingo yeah we're learning japanese we're

00:45:50.740 starting like a certification and a certification yeah we're starting a non-profit i sound like

00:45:56.120 her ex-boyfriend certification that's crazy sorry i'm really smart um but yeah these girls oh they 0.85

00:46:01.660 get the like they they start doing their makeup even cuntier like every time a girl gets a breakup 0.87

00:46:07.340 i'm like she's on a pokemon on the next level yeah she's evolving evolving oh my god when she 0.95

00:46:11.740 emerges i love a breakup to that i'm fucking married it's more complicated but breakups are 0.69

00:46:16.420 so beautiful my favorite part of breakups is like when your friend gets to a point where you can talk 0.98

00:46:21.280 shit oh and you're oh oh my god oh my god i'm like i've had 12 banger jokes that i have not 0.93

00:46:29.500 been able to fire off oh my god i'm so glad you hate him now i'm so glad you hate him now let's 1.00

00:46:33.580 talk about it but you have to wait for her to say it first you have to wait oh my god the way i hear

00:46:38.300 like it feels like when you play mario kart and then it's like the noise that plays when all the

00:46:42.220 traffic lights going it's so niche that's how i feel i'm like oh my god oh my god this is my

00:46:47.240 my time has come my time has come and then you're starting to send like photos of him making fun of

00:46:51.820 him after like it just it's beautiful i know one time we were we were on when we were on tour uh

00:46:59.000 we were all like delirious and and sitting up and late at night and we were all talking and um my

00:47:04.740 friend carrie right over there she had brought up an ex and we were all like doing a competition to

00:47:09.960 see to bring up what we thought he looked like better and i was like this is my bread and but

00:47:15.940 you have no i am so good at comparisons you guys are fighting for second and i literally was like

00:47:20.600 let me go last i literally told them i was like you were you're like i'm the closer i was like

00:47:23.960 i already had it like the minute you showed me a pic i had one and then and then mine killed and

00:47:29.560 i did win so well that's why girls are creative directors i always say like when you meet a guy

00:47:35.500 and they come up with the funny nicknames right like i love when girls are married and they still 0.50

00:47:40.040 have his nickname in the phone yeah and also like as the friend of the girl with the guy like i'm

00:47:45.580 sticking with the nickname yeah i love that when they have monikers like we had in my college

00:47:50.600 girlfriends uh who i'm still friends with to this day like there was multiple of them at one point

00:47:55.020 we're talking to a a chris so then we had to start like adding stuff in front of their names

00:47:59.780 well everyone's man's name is chris yeah right so that was not even every man ever's name is 0.96

00:48:03.940 ch also ch that's yes are they french like ch like what the fuck like what i'm annoyed i'm 0.99

00:48:13.200 annoyed yeah they uh we had one that was dick pic chris because he always sent dick pics like 0.99

00:48:17.920 at least three times a week yeah to one of my girlfriends and then we had motorcycle chris 0.98

00:48:21.740 because there was one that had a motorcycle yeah there was one with a boat so we were like oh that's

00:48:25.800 important and he was the best one he was number one for us that's important also it could be like

00:48:29.660 something very very subtle like this guy played golf once and we played we called him caddy daddy

00:48:35.260 and like he doesn't even play golf but like whatever you need to do to make sure you're

00:48:39.120 texting the right one right yeah you have to label to show up in the wrong chris everybody

00:48:43.740 everybody has to wear name tags until everyone learns but you know what's crazy about tour is

00:48:48.720 men's names in um the south what's going on down there lots of x's yep braxton like dixon like

00:49:00.580 and then the like cypresses wait that's a place in greece you're like that's just a country

00:49:08.120 i'm like italy yeah for real yeah but it's they yeah it's um hard to take them seriously and then

00:49:17.240 they do side have you seen like do their hair to the side what does that mean they have like a side

00:49:22.200 bang oh my god they do but they enable each other it's like an echo chamber in the south do they do

00:49:27.220 it like under the hat too like yes and then they put sunglasses on top of the hat oh man and they're 0.99

00:49:33.060 like perfect yeah let's go out here red as fuck by the way branley yeah it's like all different 0.53

00:49:40.020 kinds of yeah or it's like syllables like bow that's a cough they're just yeah those are just 0.91

00:49:45.900 noises yeah yeah Wyatt Wyatt when I first heard of Wyatt I was like we're gonna have to start from

00:49:51.860 the beginning what is Wyatt I'm from Brooklyn guys names are like Joe like I was thrown Brimley

00:49:58.800 what the hell I don't know that was that was a man his name was Brimley no one knew who knows

00:50:04.620 no one knew who knows but girls with gh at the end of their name I respect you because you had to

00:50:09.420 come up with hard spelling as a young young child you know what i respect your culture i respect

00:50:13.660 your culture i respect your culture of that gh i e gh you have to say that to everyone every time

00:50:18.740 you spell it that's that's trauma imagine wait i love the name drew thank you because it's like

00:50:27.080 simple and you could send an email and people could think you're just like a gay man with

00:50:30.360 exclamation mark right and that's actually where my mom named me uh like gave me a gender neutral

00:50:35.340 name because she said when she was pregnant with me she saw like um this program on tv that was

00:50:40.980 about um it was like studying the differences between like job applications and like acceptance 0.89

00:50:46.660 rate and so like if the applications looked exactly the same and one had like a feminine

00:50:50.980 name like a bethany and then one was like nick they would almost always pick the man yeah so my 1.00

00:50:55.680 mom picked a gender neutral name and every job interview i've ever fucking had like in corporate 0.85

00:51:00.220 america or not like they would be like oh i thought you were gonna be a boy like when they 0.93

00:51:03.320 met me see i love especially in sports they were assumed immediately that i was a man i love that

00:51:08.240 i have a one of my managers name is mac and i was talking to this guy i'm like i'll hook i'll talk

00:51:12.020 i'll connect you with my manager mac and he was like can we talk to him and i call her and i'm

00:51:15.800 like he's gonna be in a rude awakening yeah don't tell him don't don't tell him i'm like mac's about 0.98

00:51:20.620 to fuck his shit up mac man is about to come in in these streets i know i i sometimes feel like 0.99

00:51:27.800 with emails people yeah hannah's such a fucking girly name which you know what it's good to be 1.00

00:51:34.460 girly true it's like we want to throw like a girl we want to be a girl right there's so much 0.98

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00:52:23.100 The way people speak to you

00:52:24.700 and the way you can't speak to them 1.00

00:52:26.220 because then you're a cunt. 1.00

00:52:27.080 so i want to say that word but that's okay yeah are you i am are you a strong emailer oh yeah i'm 1.00

00:52:33.420 a very like visceral emailer i can i can really dice someone up in an email but that's just

00:52:38.580 because i'm a virgo i think so i'm like i really enjoy insulting especially in the written word

00:52:43.140 i do love to write you do all capitals when you want them to know that you're yelling yeah or if

00:52:47.740 it's if it's professional if it's professional and i want them to know i'm yelling i'll i'll bold it

00:52:52.920 or i'll italicize it italicize i'm obsessed with that that's artistic yeah like you're the

00:52:58.460 michelangelo of yelling people that's wait that's italicizing stuff yeah oh i get i don't know if

00:53:04.300 gen z's know how to italicize no for real that's it's complicated i know or even write an email

00:53:08.560 like i i really you guys need to learn how to write a strongly worded email it will come in handy

00:53:12.460 i have actually ghostwritten emails for people i've ghostwritten texts for people one of my

00:53:17.620 my cousin when we were um on vacation together like a couple years ago um she her boyfriend she

00:53:24.100 found out he had cheated so she was breaking up with him and then his like dad was texting her 0.95

00:53:28.580 or something and she was like what the fuck like i don't want to listen to this guy like and he was 0.99

00:53:33.440 making excuses for his son whatever the fuck um and so then she gave me her phone i was like give 0.99

00:53:38.940 it to me i wrote the meanest text you could possibly imagine in a way that was like like 0.97

00:53:44.300 it made sense for her to say it but i i'm like i can strike your tone too like if i know how you

00:53:49.540 talk i can write it like that i've written several for my sister uh i've written some

00:53:54.500 for my friends you're an unpaid ghostwriter right i am i don't know it is funny when you

00:53:58.100 tell drake to hit my line if you need someone

00:54:00.080 he loves them

00:54:03.880 loves ghostwriters i'm good that's why if someone if you need to break up with someone or you need 0.98

00:54:12.300 to like really stick it to a bitch yeah but i feel like it's good to have a ghost writer sometimes 0.94

00:54:17.660 with texts like i see other people's situations so fucking clear for real like when i'm your friend 0.99

00:54:22.240 and i do know everyone's fonts i know you're you're wording i know what words you use and we 0.92

00:54:27.120 never forget and with flirting too because i'm like you know the second you start flirting with

00:54:31.120 someone you actually like you're like i don't know words i don't know sentences so that's why 0.96

00:54:35.060 you need your friend who doesn't give a fuck yeah for real i have this new thing for flirting because 0.99

00:54:39.160 on board and i can't have him flirted in five years that i want to tell the girls about because 0.99

00:54:43.260 someone asked me they were like should you wait a long time before you text and i'm like honestly

00:54:47.560 that's pick me like you're literally putting on a timer to like look like you don't care about this 0.98

00:54:53.480 man text him back immediately with typos so it looks like you don't give a fuck like like you're 0.98

00:55:00.580 on the go like you're texting an assistant that you're like i'm literally too busy for this figure 0.99

00:55:04.220 out what that meant yeah you just you da vinci code that shit reverse psychology like texting 0.95

00:55:09.180 back something that makes no sense yeah and and you're like oh sorry i meant to send that to 0.98

00:55:12.820 someone else there you go like just be a mess and be so chaotic he's like either she's obsessed with

00:55:18.700 me or she hates me and like keep men on their toes and that will keep them yeah that will keep

00:55:23.140 them interested that's for sure at the end of the day the right one you could do anything and he'll

00:55:28.120 i agree can't say the wrong thing to the right person kind of deal period wait so that's a fun

00:55:35.200 little transition into our fun facts i love a segue i do have some fun facts for you oh okay

00:55:40.900 you can tell me if they're fun but they're about you oh yeah i should have specified that they're

00:55:45.920 not about random i was like i like animals for real okay this one says um when you were 16 you

00:55:54.240 played on the boys tennis team at vegan high school because they didn't have a girls team

00:55:58.040 and there was a new york times article written about it that's crazy okay she's the man i love

00:56:03.860 that you got that because that's so like you would appreciate that yet title nine is basically this

00:56:09.000 thing that says if they don't have a girls team the girl has to be able to try out for the boys

00:56:14.080 team yeah so i tried out i made the team and we were winning everything and other teams were

00:56:18.340 getting mad that we had me on the team girl and it was it was so it was so crazy but the beautiful

00:56:26.120 story of it all was that when i went to college they funded the public school a girls team that

00:56:32.160 my dad ended up coaching oh that's like a beautiful look at you making a difference in

00:56:36.400 the world just trying to get but women in sports baby women in stem let's go period oh my god but

00:56:42.580 yeah i made you would have loved this i've made men like break their rackets that's literally what

00:56:47.360 the next one says it says like one time a boy cracked his racket in half in frustration when 0.92

00:56:51.100 you beat him in a championship match drew you would have orgasm period you would have i'm not

00:56:55.040 even kidding i'm not even kidding hannah i got chills oh my god it's amazing but the funniest

00:57:00.040 thing is like in my head i'm like these are high school like i played internationally like these

00:57:05.000 i'm playing high school boys so i'm like if i lose i'm gonna be pissed right but tennis is not a

00:57:09.460 physical sport it's very mental like we're not like pushing each other yeah so i was technically

00:57:14.220 and mentally and physically better than them yes and they'd lose and they'd be so mad yelling

00:57:19.660 screaming and i was just like sorry you're like sorry girl the boys on the team also my team were 0.74

00:57:26.740 very supportive where they'd start fucking with the other teams they'd be like hey take it easy 0.97

00:57:30.780 on her like she's she just started this year they were like yeah they're fucking doing bets 0.71

00:57:35.980 under the table as a black market but the guys on my team knew me and they were really supportive

00:57:40.980 and loved it that's really nice though i'm glad that you they were all supportive of you being

00:57:44.500 well because we all like trained together yeah um but i do think because i was able to like survive

00:57:49.380 being in such a male dominated sport stand up didn't feel as scary for me no that makes a lot

00:57:56.420 of sense yeah honestly and also to like the fact that you it speaks to how courageous you are too

00:58:01.960 because you have to be really brave to do that especially at 16 like when you're in like your

00:58:06.200 prime like centering men phase like in high school especially that's what my prime like

00:58:12.200 pick me phase was unbeknownst to me at the time obviously there was no terminology for it at the 0.98

00:58:16.420 time but like the fact that you were able to do that and sustain and keep doing it is fucking

00:58:21.440 awesome i have to give a shout out to my dad because my dad i remember early on i'd like play

00:58:26.440 a boy and i like lost something and he like pulled me to the side and he was like did you let him win

00:58:31.040 and i was like no like i swear and he goes if you had a crush on him you let him win 0.98

00:58:34.160 not good not cool that's not how we do things get your fucking head in that my dad always was like 0.98

00:58:38.820 my dad literally was like never let a man distract you like that's how i live my life 0.98

00:58:43.000 and my dad so if i saw a guy like being cute and stuff i'm like he's trying to distract me

00:58:48.920 like i literally act like a male nice try jezebel

00:58:51.440 i'm like why are you wearing your shirt so tight around yeah you're trying to distract me with your 0.99

00:58:57.140 big titties nice try ho it's not gonna work on me yeah like when you walk away your butt looks good 0.99

00:59:02.240 get out of my face temptation i'm not gonna fall for it but my dad raised me like like a boy and 0.98

00:59:09.320 that's it was and and he valued like like he never talked about my looks my dad it was always like

00:59:15.100 how hard are you working are you having good sports it's a beautiful thing it's beautiful and

00:59:18.800 not to be on a soapbox but that's why i do think women in sports is good because when you have 1.00

00:59:23.660 those years where your body starts changing and your hormones are raging if you could put some

00:59:28.000 confidence into sports and it's not just based on like our guys liking me because i was awkward as

00:59:33.980 fuck braces acne but i would go home and be like i won my match i feel good about myself yeah and

00:59:39.500 i was like these legs and this body is yeah i'm doing cool stuff hell yeah i think i i absolutely 0.99

00:59:45.140 am such a proponent of that too and it's also building confidence like you said in skills like

00:59:49.860 things that like make you unique make you special like it's like highlighting all the wonderful

00:59:54.600 things about you that have nothing to do with your looks which i've talked about that's like

00:59:58.440 because a lot of times and i know you get this question too is like how do you stay so confident

01:00:02.040 when you're like in a male-dominated industry when you like get harassed by men constantly

01:00:06.760 like online especially and i've always said like i mean obviously misogyny like relies heavily on

01:00:12.820 women putting a lot of their worth and value in their looks and they just kind of assume that all

01:00:17.760 women will be so deeply offended if you call them fat and ugly like they just automatically assume 1.00

01:00:22.500 that's the meanest thing you could ever say um as a very as as an actual mean bitch that's not 1.00

01:00:27.240 the meanest thing you could ever say i can speak confidently to that you go it's uncreative yeah 0.99

01:00:30.780 that's actually so low lift it's not even funny um you guys need to get your fucking money up in 0.94

01:00:35.860 that regard um but i i've said before too i'm like my confidence other than the fact that that's a 0.98

01:00:40.960 lie like ugly you're tripping fat depends on who you ask like i'm a big fat fatty compared to some

01:00:45.180 people and some people i'm not so it really just depends it's all relative right and so like 0.98

01:00:49.380 with that i've like said before too also my confidence does it all of my confidence comes

01:00:55.000 from things that you cannot physically see on me so like it's like everything that i pull

01:00:59.440 and derive my confidence from it are things you can't see and that's why it's never i've been i'm

01:01:04.380 like you see my hand it's not shaking that's how i feel about men i also think like it doesn't

01:01:10.500 matter what you look like how someone carries themselves like you know when someone walks in

01:01:15.200 a room and like you said you're like they got it yeah they got the sauce yeah and the sauce is not

01:01:20.780 the size of your nose no for real the color of your skin right like the sauce is like oh i get

01:01:25.840 shivers from someone yeah it's like it's literally like you like it's like that's what that's why i

01:01:29.840 always say like confidence that you and i have is like easily accessible to everyone it's it's you

01:01:34.620 just have to give yourself permission like i did a long time ago so that's why i believe i'm the

01:01:39.300 most awesome at no detraction of anyone else it's just like i think every woman is awesome and not

01:01:43.820 to talk about our inner child but like you know when you see a seven-year-old who like doesn't 0.93

01:01:47.080 give a fuck yeah like remember who you were when you were seven you didn't care what boys thought 0.97

01:01:52.100 you knew what you like to do for fun yeah for real you showed up at class and you're like let's go 1.00

01:01:56.720 yeah you were so confident about it that's what i think like your 20s is like figuring out who you 0.96

01:02:01.000 are in your 30s you're like oh it's who i was i just have to deconstruct all the bullshit and

01:02:05.980 you're walking in it that people put on to me 100 period oh my gosh we would be so good on a panel

01:02:12.200 by the way put us on a panel put us on a panel you love a panel don't you i do love a panel i love a

01:02:18.260 they love me on a panel honestly oh also i just want to add that's why some of us let's work on

01:02:24.000 our personalities right let's work on our personalities and i think shout out to like

01:02:27.820 your pod and a lot of these like hilarious pods out there that i think like helps people be like

01:02:32.160 oh conversation is important right being charming is important listening is important because you

01:02:37.740 ever leave a conversation with someone be like wow that was incredible like good chat you know

01:02:42.140 in like ireland yeah it's about the chat yeah it's about it's about the vibe learn how to roast 0.98

01:02:47.380 someone with confidence and beauty and grace like girls are working on when it's not their fault 0.99

01:02:53.780 it's the fucking patriarchy but you're working on your pores you're working on your cuticles 0.99

01:02:57.780 you're working on the size of your nostrils no yeah let's work on our personalities yeah 1.00

01:03:02.540 men as well yeah for real they they especially i was like man men are so uninteresting it's not

01:03:07.560 even funny they need some classes literally my we joke about this all the time with my friends but

01:03:11.740 like our friend ian he calls uh people punishers which are like when they come up and they talk to

01:03:18.100 you and they have no conversation skill they have no personality and it's like that's how i feel

01:03:23.080 about a lot of awful men when they come to like harass me at that point doesn't feel like

01:03:27.580 conversation feels like harassment but he's like he literally calls them punishers he's like you're

01:03:31.860 punishing me you're punishing me in this conversation well our our life we have to do so

01:03:36.660 much small talk with so many different people and then like like the fame stuff the influencer stuff 0.54

01:03:41.620 like the energies get fucking weird oh my god in those parties you talk to famous people and you're

01:03:46.620 like have you ever spoken to another human ever sometimes i talk to famous people and i'm like 0.99

01:03:51.420 holy fuck holy fuck has anyone ever have you ever asked a question i've never i leave and i'm like 0.99

01:03:57.600 that was me that was definitely me i'm like am i fucking awful or was i just talking a million 1.00

01:04:02.180 but then you talk to your friend and you're like we're normal yeah let's add a little mercy laugh 0.92

01:04:06.820 every now and then like let's move the story oh my some of it's brutal some of it's really bad

01:04:12.840 and like honestly like i i'm shocked when i meet like and you i know you've met a ton like a list

01:04:18.440 don't point at me like that yeah i know i know you have i know you have though because you i know

01:04:23.040 you've had these interactions because you've met a lot of a list talent so have i where like 0.90

01:04:26.380 sometimes i'm like oh god god help you if you ever go on a podcast like oh my fucking god i was like 0.85

01:04:32.280 if you are ever on a podcast i hope your team cuts it up a million ways there's a reason these 0.94

01:04:36.920 people don't do hour-long podcast which is aussie smart good for them yeah honestly stay

01:04:41.820 know your strengths honestly and i'll tell you this story i have told it on here before but i've

01:04:47.660 never obviously i've never said who it is but it's about so he one time i i heard this girl say like

01:04:53.040 because i asked i was like i might have seen him as something i didn't end up seeing him

01:04:56.340 but like they were like if you do talk to him right do not ask anything outside of these two

01:05:03.740 questions and the two questions were like how do you feel and um what do you like about it like

01:05:08.740 that was it like they were very like three words max like very easy so then when i get to the event

01:05:15.020 i'm like you know obviously one of the best parts of this industry is talking to people behind the

01:05:18.980 scenes and being like so who do we love who do we hate it's my favorite that's one of my favorite

01:05:22.220 the makeup artist oh my god it's like the gossip i'm like is she a monster yeah i'm like who's the 0.85

01:05:28.300 meanest person you've ever fucking talked to like i love asking people that and so like i was like 0.92

01:05:32.900 sleuthing i'm like asking around i'm like so what's his deal like what is that because i've 0.99

01:05:36.600 also heard through the grapevine that he's misogynistic but i've never confirmed that

01:05:40.180 so i was like what is this you can never do misogynistic that's crazy that's crazy that

01:05:45.860 doesn't support the patriarchy so i literally was like who i was like why well you know because

01:05:50.040 they edited my stuff down and then they told me do not ask him anything outside of this and then 0.89

01:05:55.540 she goes i was like is that because he's like is he fucked up or what and she goes no i think it's 1.00

01:05:59.780 because he's fucking stupid that was a verbatim quote she said fucking stupid i laughed so hard 1.00

01:06:06.240 i said girl what are you talking about and she said that he literally does not like improv he 1.00

01:06:12.240 doesn't like pivots he doesn't he doesn't like anything fun when he gets questions girl when he 0.98

01:06:18.400 by the way this is a beautiful man you're talking about that girls are jerking off to every night

01:06:23.120 continue girl he literally when he goes on appearances like big shows whatever they give 0.95

01:06:29.220 him everything in advance they write answers out he memorizes them like lines he's a robot

01:06:34.860 i think someone puts a big key in his back and churns it wait when you said he doesn't like

01:06:38.800 pivots that's the funniest thing i've ever heard imagine you're like you gotta stick to where it's

01:06:43.420 going if i have adhd in normal human conversation i pivot mid-word we haven't finished one thing

01:06:51.120 we brought up on this pod no for real not one nothing has been figured out not one we started 0.99

01:06:56.960 everything i literally couldn't believe it i was like no way and then he's like no he's a dumb 0.98

01:07:01.560 bitch like the problem though because then not that i ever watched his stuff like i'm like it's 0.97

01:07:06.460 not like ruining the art for me no me too but um yeah never crossed my desk but it's like sometimes 0.96

01:07:11.980 you meet someone and you can't appreciate the tv shows anymore because you know like the person

01:07:15.940 behind it same with comedy like you meet some comics and you're like that's not funny anymore 0.98

01:07:19.620 yeah like unfortunately i saw behind the curtains damn it that sucks damn it but yeah but then some 0.98

01:07:25.600 people you meet and you're like holy shit they're better than i thought or you're like thank god 0.99

01:07:29.240 thank god thank god they're awesome i had a feeling thank god i need it but it's it's real

01:07:34.940 i feel like people they say fame either like makes just exasperates i don't know if that's 0.90

01:07:40.100 the word just like you're more of what you were if you're an asshole you become a supreme i agree 0.98

01:07:45.300 if you're great then you could become like an angel yeah i literally told one of my friends 0.99

01:07:49.160 recently that i'm like i really do think to make it to a certain level you either have to be the

01:07:53.380 best person ever or the worst person i've ever fucking met because every really famous person 0.55

01:07:59.760 i've ever met is one or the other there's no in between and i think it's because you'll get 0.96

01:08:03.120 squeezed out you'll get choked out and i think because like normal people who are actually just

01:08:07.260 like they are living content with living good nice lives i agree instead of putting himself

01:08:14.220 through the chaos yeah exactly trying to be famous so it's only the strong or the evil survive 0.99

01:08:18.900 that's all that survives in hollywood like you're the strong as fuck or you're evil those are the 0.97

01:08:24.680 only two ways you get it and it's true like i was like it's so true because everyone i've met is 0.99

01:08:29.540 either awesome or i'm like i hope i never cross paths with you ever again like you're awful 0.99

01:08:34.580 and anyone in your circle sounds awful too like it's so and i take that shit so serious 0.99

01:08:39.460 and it feels like high school low-key because we like you talk to one person they all know 0.98

01:08:43.640 each other everybody knows everybody yes it's so strange yes but i do have more fun facts for you

01:08:48.200 oh yeah sorry i was trying to distract you oh this one this one says you used to be

01:08:51.940 community relations intern for the brooklyn nets was that it's so bad to your dad

01:08:57.340 well the the nets we the knicks suck so bad but like um the nets became brooklyn and i'm from

01:09:05.080 brooklyn whatever but yeah that was a really fun that was a fun job it was cool i i shout out to

01:09:09.960 the nets i love the nba they're fun to work with oh yeah you do stuff yeah i love that got me so

01:09:16.260 excited when i saw that because again love women and male dummy fields oh my god i know when they 0.99

01:09:20.540 were like why the fuck would you pick her i'll tell you why there's women on that team that's 1.00

01:09:25.500 why women on that team were like you want women to tune in you got to pick the one have you ever 1.00

01:09:29.500 been to a liberty game or like no i haven't i want to so bad though it's like being in a gay club 0.60

01:09:34.600 like well liberty has ellie which who's like the amazing i love ellie the elephant she's fully i 0.62

01:09:40.460 think she should win drag race like there's something going on but like it's all for um 0.88

01:09:46.280 not through the male gaze so it's crazy to see the whole the whole performance of it all like

01:09:50.300 they had these like 85 year old dancers come out and the whole thing i was like oh wait so much

01:09:55.480 for like what do we think the average 45 year old guy wants to see that's true that's what the nba

01:10:00.180 is the wmba they were like let's have fun girlies let's do whatever we want let's talk about our

01:10:05.140 feelings let's watch some basketball yeah so you have to go to wmb oh my god i'm so excited i went

01:10:09.900 to their all-star game oh that was years ago in arizona that was fucking awesome yeah um okay

01:10:15.440 this one says you got appendicitis in 2020 while filming an episode of bravo's chat room

01:10:20.240 oh my god Hannah that what happened to you there was okay so my first like talk show gig was this

01:10:28.460 show virtual show during COVID yeah I did it in my mom's kitchen like on a toaster oven

01:10:33.140 and like it was with Portia Williams Giselle Bryant Kate Chastain so much fun yeah I started

01:10:38.900 like a feeling of burning in my stomach which look I have stomach problems like if I had a nickel

01:10:44.460 right the amount of times I'd be like there's burning in my stomach and it's my fault I had

01:10:48.300 i ate something i shouldn't have eaten yeah but it was like burning and i remember like unzipping

01:10:52.780 my pants at one point being like oh my god this is bad this is bad and my mom is like type a yeah

01:10:58.480 so i look at her i'm like 29 30 years old at this point we finished the episode and i'm like i think

01:11:04.520 i have to lie down my stomach is burning and she goes i read about this it's appendicitis we gotta

01:11:08.620 take you to the hospital like that like you know a mom that's anxious but like for the perfect

01:11:13.320 reason yeah yeah like if she wasn't a psychopath and had been like searching all the ways her kid 0.85

01:11:17.880 could die she never would have been able to diagnose you and it also sucks because it validates 0.99

01:11:23.580 them doing that shit yeah my mom's like that too so my mom will keep doing it and i'm like then 0.99

01:11:28.240 she's like well i was right i'm like right but you still shouldn't she's like i don't like the 0.99

01:11:31.300 shade of your gum i think you gotta go to the hospital yeah you have something she's the one

01:11:36.200 who texts me just being like everyone is dying in you know maine because of a lettuce disease

01:11:40.660 right like i know you're in new york but it's coming down to you soon so don't eat salads for

01:11:45.320 the next eight months i was like i wasn't going to appreciate it so hey don't worry about that

01:11:49.480 with me okay last one it says the first time you ever saw your husband was when he got up and did

01:11:54.500 a stand-up set at the comedy cellar oh that actually is kind of a cute meet cute rom-com

01:11:59.060 that is cute i was like doing sales i was just a fan i never thought i would be a stand-up comic

01:12:03.800 yeah and i was just a fan with my co-workers and this guy got up and he's from queens new york

01:12:09.440 originally and he was funny and he said he lived in ireland and i was like oh i guess i'll never

01:12:13.780 yeah marry that guy yeah and i never saw him i just thought he was hot and i followed him and

01:12:17.300 then like five years later he saw me in the background of a nikki glazer instagram story

01:12:22.520 and followed me shout out nikki cousin love connection i do love nikki we love her we love

01:12:29.180 i mean she really held my hand at the beginning like she's amazing but um and then i i was like

01:12:35.900 on dating apps but he was above my age range but i was also crazy back then i was like my age range

01:12:42.080 was like up to 35 girls get it up girl get it up we want these experienced tired men

01:12:48.880 these young men right no girl don't even so they're just discovering looks maxing which is

01:12:56.100 them discovering that being beautiful works yeah we've been on that tip so i i've known that for 0.94

01:13:01.980 a fucking while any guy looks maxing is coming out to you right like it's it's genuinely like a

01:13:07.740 so man just discovered like pretty privilege but i do love using men's insecurities of their looks 0.99

01:13:14.340 to like monetize them oh you're telling me that's my whole platform sell him some fancy lotions

01:13:18.440 right no enough with the three-in-one conditioners like let's get every single part like right they're

01:13:24.080 too busy giving tips to women about things to fix like maybe you should look in-house true make sure

01:13:28.560 their own house is in order true true so yeah i um we ended up getting together even though i met

01:13:36.220 him four years later after that that's crazy but it was just doing research yeah just spotting

01:13:40.480 stuff early and the universe was like you're not ready yet yeah that's a good point i had work to

01:13:45.800 do on myself first and look at you we tried you saw him on that stage you said i'm gonna get i'm

01:13:50.340 gonna take that job match made in heaven i go he's gonna have to watch me do stand up 0.99

01:13:56.020 i'm gonna reverse that hoe i'm gonna ruin his life yeah i hope he's having fun for now yeah 0.99

01:14:03.360 enjoy your last few moments of joy well did you enjoy the fun facts were they fun that was so 0.99

01:14:08.680 fun oh my god i'm so glad i was amanda lives to see her job another day oh my god amanda good job

01:14:13.540 you killed it my last question for you for if you have any advice for any women who maybe want to

01:14:19.960 get into stand-up especially or even podcasting or even tennis yeah if there is someone who really

01:14:25.660 wants to get into entertainment and they want to like pursue it like what advice do you have for

01:14:30.000 that my advice is that be that x factor be yourself I think my stand-up connected with

01:14:38.520 people because I wasn't like watching what other people were doing I was just trying to like

01:14:43.200 focus on my stuff and I think when people are like you're unique you have your own voice no

01:14:48.100 no you're just being yourself and there's no one like you right so if you're sitting there being

01:14:51.680 like I'm not as good as that person or that person that person you're not those people

01:14:54.740 right you're you and your voice should be heard yeah so speak from your heart speak from your

01:14:58.820 stories and get out there and everyone's always nervous about like doing bad or bombing I'm like

01:15:05.240 the funniest part is when you say something that no one laughs then you're like oh that's where

01:15:08.540 you guys that's where you put like that's the funniest part where I'm like oh that's when we

01:15:12.300 got tight when I brought up my grandpa okay like just be honest everybody has standards of comedy

01:15:18.080 yes I was joking about poo poo for a second y'all were cracking up yes and I always think like I

01:15:23.360 know it's scary but you know it's scarier not going for what you want right or even ever finding

01:15:27.660 out it's true and i honestly think a lot of the times it's the fear of being perceived that with

01:15:33.000 like holds people back from even pursuing art forms like like stand up for example let's just

01:15:38.320 say you're being perceived regardless you might as well you might as well make money yeah right

01:15:42.840 maybe get a few yucks here and there maybe make some people laugh yeah being perceived makes you

01:15:47.660 feel alive right and everyone's just projecting their experiences onto you so it's cool right

01:15:52.460 and what people think about you like whatever you say sticks onto you and stick me that's the

01:15:58.360 quote and what people think about me is none of my business i was like that's for y'all not for me

01:16:02.920 period hulu january 5th none of my business let's go thank you so much for coming on the show

01:16:09.480 this was so much fun i love you too you're the best you're gonna punch a man now yeah and now 0.92

01:16:14.420 i'm now i'm getting now i'm mad at my husband now i'm gonna homewreck your home and then you're 0.64

01:16:20.400 gonna marry me for real but uh for everyone that the two people that maybe don't know uh where can 0.72

01:16:28.300 they find you and your special oh hannah burner and hulu is my second special yeah none of my

01:16:34.620 business and netflix was my first one look at you knocking them down one by one and you have a

01:16:40.860 podcast yes with page squad yeah squad um we love to giggle like drew amazing yeah and they do be

01:16:48.500 making me giggle oh thank you i'll be making me giggle i love it a lot to me thank you likewise

01:16:52.900 that i make you giggle period thank you all so much for tuning into this episode of the comment

01:16:56.820 section thank you so much to my amazing guest hannah burner you all already know who she is

01:17:00.440 and you all already follow her but if you don't make sure you do and you check out her new special

01:17:04.340 on hulu very exciting uh and thank you so much for tuning in don't forget new episodes of the

01:17:09.260 comment section drop every wednesday you can stream the audio on all streaming platforms

01:17:12.560 and the video is now on YouTube.

01:17:14.860 Wow, how exciting. 0.98

01:17:16.380 Thank fucking God. 0.99

01:17:18.000 We're free. 0.99

01:17:19.060 Y'all, we made it.

01:17:20.320 We did it, guys.

01:17:21.700 Anyways, thank you so much

01:17:22.600 to my amazing guest, Hannah.

01:17:23.520 Thank you so much to all of you

01:17:24.320 and I'll see you next week.

01:17:25.220 Bye.

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The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - June 24, 2026

WE'RE DADA Ft. Hannah Berner ｜ Episode 227

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