The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

00:00:00.000 traumatizing oh absolutely i thought about it for days you're telling me about it and

00:00:04.940 i'm cringing as if i was there as if i was the titty

00:00:07.940 what's up y'all and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me

00:00:20.540 that bitch on tiktok period and today joining me for the very first time on this very special

00:00:27.260 episode is the ethereal the magnetic dove clark gorgeous as ever honestly we took bets and we

00:00:37.880 knew that you were gonna be dressed like a fairy that's like your whole brand it is honestly dove

00:00:42.580 is one of the funniest bitches alive especially on twitter that's where you thrive it is right

00:00:47.580 i feel like that's where you're you're most yes you yes i'm so incredibly excited that you're here

00:00:54.840 i'm so happy oh my gosh i'm so excited to be here and honestly our topic i specifically chose

00:01:00.460 for dove because you have the greatest dating horror stories of all time oh yes i am constantly

00:01:07.580 entertained i'm swiping through your twitter i'm constantly like what's this bitch up to today

00:01:11.880 a new day a new loser absolutely you're just collecting yes like infinity stones yeah

00:01:18.240 you're the thanos of horrible men period yes so today obviously we're going to be talking about

00:01:27.360 dating horror stories but also men's standards for women what are your initial thoughts when i say

00:01:35.200 men's standards for women in dating what are your thoughts entirely too high entirely too high

00:01:40.900 they just like what do you bring to the table constantly do you have a table honestly honestly

00:01:47.720 i always say like what do i bring to the table i mean you don't need to worry about it yeah i'm not

00:01:52.540 coming to your table you don't have a seat here no i don't even know where the restaurant is i didn't

00:01:56.920 even drop the pin you don't know no you don't don't worry about it you didn't get an exclusive

00:02:01.560 invite you won't you won't you won't if you're not sitting here you don't need to worry about what's

00:02:05.400 exactly you feel me i agree so for those of you who don't know or joining us for the very first time

00:02:13.120 but i'm gonna tell dev anyways what we do here is we pick three videos that we got tagged in or i got

00:02:19.820 tagged in on tiktok and we get into those comment sections i like to say i bring them here to

00:02:25.780 specifically tear them to shreds i love it i'm a little i'm a little cheese grater i'll just bring

00:02:31.480 over here i go to town they need it like you know like when they're like do you want cheese on your

00:02:36.420 salad i'm like that's me i go and i just go to town and you're you're you're at my restaurant oh i am

00:02:42.020 you're sitting at my table because i'm ready to eat yes okay perfect so for this very first video that

00:02:49.460 we're gonna talk about today it's honestly it's sad because it's like such a harsh reality for i think

00:02:56.900 most women when they're dating especially like college age yeah but essentially this girl tells

00:03:02.660 a story about how she went on a date with someone in college they vibed they hit it off they're like

00:03:08.160 doing well they had a good time spent a lot of time together and then the next day she didn't wake up

00:03:14.180 to a text from him which is always a bad sign i mean a red flag from a mile away yes right so then

00:03:21.440 she goes to go check on his profile and he's since updated his bio and it says in all caps

00:03:28.100 please no fat girls wow i mean what are your thoughts i mean he should be lucky that any girl

00:03:36.220 is swiping on him honestly also i feel like you know yeah right you swiped no fat girls you were there

00:03:43.940 like you were you saw me correct i i'm at a loss for words like i don't even know what to say

00:03:51.900 honestly like how many times do women go on dates with men and then they're like okay oh yeah you

00:03:57.980 don't look like these pictures either yeah so you know what's funny is your high school football

00:04:02.700 picture from 2012 yeah it's not really giving me much yeah it's not giving me anything really when

00:04:07.880 it's 10 years old no and the shirt like the open shirt like on a yacht where's the yacht yeah

00:04:14.060 you're missing a key component yeah like uh i feel like something got lost in translation absolutely

00:04:21.000 that's the true catfish no money oh or when they have a hat on when they have a hat on in all the

00:04:26.660 pictures oh a hatfish i love a good hatfish that's literally how i how i equate it to like football

00:04:33.280 uniforms too because for all i know yeah there's nothing under that padding you could be quasimodo

00:04:38.620 under that helmet for all i know it could look like a hammer smash that mug for all i know so dove

00:04:44.020 actually shared with me a very traumatizing dating horror story from hinge i believe yes from hinge the

00:04:52.780 dating app designed to be deleted for good reason and redownloaded yeah quarterly yes yes so i went on

00:05:01.880 this hinge date as you know uh the guy's profile said 5 11 i was like okay a short man that's fine

00:05:08.500 yeah i can do that right he pulls up to the date a strong five foot seven oof and i'm like looking

00:05:16.300 down at him i'm like okay i can i can work with this i can work with this i'm not shallow i don't care

00:05:22.140 that you lie you're like i like red flag yeah oh i do lots of charity work if you've seen any of my

00:05:27.280 ex-boyfriends like i do charity like call me the salvation army um but anyway so we're having a

00:05:36.880 good time i'm like okay like i don't mind that this man is shorter than me because i don't that's not

00:05:41.120 like something i always care about yeah um so the date ends and i go to hug him goodbye at the end of

00:05:47.700 the date yeah pulls up my sweater puts my full titty in his mouth and i'm standing there i'm like okay

00:05:55.980 in his defense he was eye level with it i was like trying to justify it he saw his opportunity oh he

00:06:04.600 took it he was like said you know what ever gonna get further than this i go bigger i go home oh he

00:06:09.260 went big he went big he did he showed up small but he went big yes the one big thing about him yes

00:06:17.060 i'm sure traumatizing oh absolutely i thought about it for days i was like you're telling me about it

00:06:23.180 and i'm cringing as if i was there as if i was the titty well i was the titty and i honestly i was

00:06:32.360 ready to cut it off and give it back to my surgeon after that i was like you know what i've had my fun

00:06:37.560 yeah like they're tainted i don't need this one anymore like i'll just go one i just stood there

00:06:42.840 and i just looked at him and i was like did he say anything he was like bye and then i and then i

00:06:48.600 walked away you said yeah forever yeah i was like okay and then i immediately deleted the app you're

00:06:54.940 like see this is yeah i was like punishing me by downloading hinge again you haven't downloaded it

00:07:01.280 again every time they're like girl what did i tell you get off this app what did i people are like

00:07:05.700 what are you doing on hinge and i'm like obviously i'm looking for losers you know what i like a

00:07:12.100 project i just love i love to do charity like we said i love to give back fixer-upper truly i don't

00:07:19.020 i want to say your story's worse than please no fat girls i want to say your story's worse

00:07:24.980 there's a little sexual assault there's just a tad too much interaction for me yeah at least like

00:07:33.340 at least like a please no fat girls is like a virtual yeah slap in the face yeah not a physical

00:07:39.440 physical titty suck yes there you go oh my god yeah you know i never really did dating apps like ever

00:07:46.560 really i think i downloaded them one time for like shits and gigs but like that was it like it was

00:07:53.240 really nothing i get on there well got i used to get on there i don't do that anymore because i have

00:08:00.160 self-respect now but oh it was abysmal like everything i would be swiping left on everyone

00:08:06.420 it's tragic like ew and then his thing says please no fat girls yeah like oh you got some nerve like

00:08:15.200 kwasimoto dobby from harry potter oh he's like no fat chicks can't be broke can't be can't be

00:08:22.460 i like a girl with her own money like yeah like do you have your own money okay so the comments on

00:08:29.460 this please no fat girls video which by the way girl if you ever see this you deserve better

00:08:33.840 absolutely thank thank the bitch he did you a favor for letting you go he did you a favor

00:08:39.720 waste my time 2k 22 you know oh yeah okay so some of the comments on this video like this one says

00:08:45.260 i went on a date literally all day with a guy and he texted me the next day saying he would be

00:08:50.040 embarrassed if his friends met me i feel your pain which is i just like the unparalleled audacity is

00:08:57.820 just like it's rife it's a disease yeah i just truly don't know what gives you the right my my

00:09:05.100 friends would be embarrassed let me see your friends let me see those faces let me see them

00:09:10.340 let me see them would they be embarrassed and then show me their dads oh and then we'll see who's

00:09:15.660 really embarrassed yes after that this next one says i've literally started responding that they

00:09:22.940 were a lot smaller than i anticipated to works like a charm you know what i mean gaslight gaslight

00:09:30.120 your ass off absolutely yeah you're like you know you really made me believe that you were like

00:09:35.900 a lot taller and more successful the bars in hell oh i said that all the hell it's truly it's at the

00:09:42.980 earth's mantle yeah it's at the core truly definitely and then they're like it's still too high i have to

00:09:49.480 be nice to you i have to do things for you i have to like treat you like a person yeah oh my ex had a

00:09:57.060 hard time with that he was like you need flowers to feel appreciated i can't treat you like yeah he was

00:10:04.460 like you want to be treated like a wife and i just like i can't do that right now i'm like oh okay

00:10:08.960 princess die like yeah okay queen elizabeth over here because you want to be treated nicely that's

00:10:14.820 crazy that's a wild concept yes from a boyfriend oh yeah how dare you yeah of a year he was like

00:10:20.840 flowers and you're like well you know yeah okay so this next comment says they're ashamed that they

00:10:29.540 like us i mean yeah that's such a problem i think for fat women especially dating it's like

00:10:35.340 men are just awful they're rotten that's what it is they are that's just the truth well men like

00:10:40.780 date for their homeboys they're like what can i bring home that would make them not only jealous

00:10:47.040 but like want to suck my dick yeah literally so they're like and they're like like like you know

00:10:52.420 that girl yeah they're like but behind closed doors they're like oh yeah give me that number

00:10:57.540 i love your curves no seriously and then this next one says i've been 120 pounds and also 200 pounds

00:11:05.520 it's wild how differently i'm treated by people solely on weight oh i believe it yeah absolutely

00:11:10.580 i've fluctuated weights too and it's just it's it's just a sad reality unfortunately but honestly

00:11:16.720 you deserve better that's what you should know absolutely hold that hold on to that honestly

00:11:21.760 always you're always better than every man just remember that especially one who sucks your titties

00:11:28.060 yes unsolicited yes the next one says this is the last one it says i've noticed now the polite way

00:11:34.340 they say it is they want gym partners or a girl into fitness into fitness oh that's so true i've never

00:11:41.380 thought about it that way that's so true i really like like-minded girls you know like girls that really

00:11:46.580 like to get after it in the gym i'm like so they your friend yeah right like i don't think you want

00:11:51.520 to date women yeah no date your homeboys yeah they'll get after it in the gym with you they'll

00:11:56.360 get after it after the gym with you too if you're if you're into it unless you're unless unless you're

00:12:03.820 not then i was totally kidding yeah i'm totally kidding bro i was totally joking oh my god it's such

00:12:08.260 a joke you can't even take a joke one time i'll tell one more story another time i went to a club

00:12:12.720 back in my clubbing days and i was like talking to this dude he met me there and then he was like

00:12:17.400 you know you know you're just getting free drinks i'm like i'm just here for a good time not a long

00:12:21.120 time you know i mean are you gonna buy me a drink no okay see ya yeah bye so he's talking to me and

00:12:26.160 i'm like yeah like oh my god i'm so thirsty you know like the stupid bitch shit like oh my god i

00:12:30.400 wish i had a drink so hot here and then he goes i'm not buying drinks here it's too expensive i said

00:12:35.440 man forget this dude i'm out of here so i go to go buy a drink myself i go buy myself with my own

00:12:40.380 girl boss money bought my drink turned around this dude pulls a plastic red cup out of his pants

00:12:47.060 goes can i get some of that in a club you're kidding i swear on my life it's burned into my

00:12:54.600 in his pants ready to go it's a core memory can i get some of that yeah he said let me get some of

00:12:59.240 that can you he brought a cup from home he brought a cup from home he took it out goes like pops it

00:13:05.100 open puts the fist in you know what i mean he's like hook me up i'll hook you up with these nuts

00:13:10.520 you will never see me again i have never been more i literally went home i was like you ruined my night

00:13:16.480 yeah i i drank that's actually unbelievable i drank that whole drink at one drink left i was like i'm

00:13:21.720 out of here you'll i'm gone forever i'm so sorry but you make me sick yeah the thought of your face

00:13:28.160 makes me ill i'm i'm ill hearing this story what's worse that i think your titties are still worse

00:13:33.940 honestly i think your titties you got me there honestly that's the worst

00:13:36.920 okay so for this next one we're gonna play a little game because we like to break it up we

00:13:48.480 like to break up okay talking about disgusting horrible awful men which is all of them d all of

00:13:53.600 the above right so in this game we're gonna talk about what's the women's standard of dating so like

00:14:00.220 i guess we could just talk about like what women's standards are currently because i feel like men

00:14:05.800 like horrible men like to make it like oh she wants someone that's six seven and rich and famous and

00:14:12.320 blah blah and that's well i do but i will settle for you for now i won't say no to that yeah but at the

00:14:19.440 same time that's not the only thing on my list yeah exactly i feel like like this there's an

00:14:24.820 example on here and it says like has to be over six feet uh jk we aren't assholes we love short kings

00:14:30.560 right so like just to be nice i need you over six feet i i can't be petting you on the head with

00:14:39.560 we're honestly both tall yeah so like that's fine if you have a preference like you want someone taller

00:14:44.360 than you like i'm not just tall i'm i'm a thick bitch so like it's different like you're tall too

00:14:49.540 so that's why i'm like i need someone bigger than me like that's why my my man's bigger than me

00:14:54.040 yeah a lot so that's must be nice i catch the bridge you're just picking them up like not always

00:15:03.360 not always but a lot of times they just flock to me it's like something about me is like

00:15:08.600 just like it's like a magnet just not to a flame crazy broke short evil you're like this those

00:15:17.940 lanterns that just attract the lantern like in the night it's like come to me they're just flying

00:15:25.400 right to you yeah honestly i think too like short dudes who don't make their entire personality about

00:15:31.640 being short they're fine yeah oh exactly just fine in the dating world yeah and no the guys that are

00:15:37.280 like i'm a short king like are you you're really not or you're just short yeah you're just short

00:15:43.300 maybe omit that last part yeah i think maybe just short yeah we can that's okay king at home

00:15:47.700 i promise well there are lots of like i feel like famous men that are short that you don't know are

00:15:53.160 short in real life like like the dude who plays uh john snow have you ever watched game of thrones

00:15:57.860 oh yeah he is short he's tiny like five seven or something no i think he's smaller than that

00:16:03.640 i think he's like five five don't quote me on that but again i can smell height so i think he's

00:16:09.300 like five five five six maybe tiny wow and like you can't tell no because he doesn't care no he

00:16:16.720 does not important no literally at all like zach efron i think is like five six yeah tiny that's a

00:16:22.920 little man that's tiny tiny little bit in my arms i know i'm like i just pick him up yeah literally

00:16:27.460 come here baby yeah i come sit on santa's lap so i feel like for standards of day i don't know

00:16:35.860 like it's like be nice be nice to me please be respectful don't be a bigot it's really not that

00:16:41.780 hard yeah don't don't be like you know what another story man approached me in a bar never met him in

00:16:49.720 my life um he's wearing scrubs he claimed to work at a psych ward i think he had just broken out of

00:16:56.540 the psych ward in the outfit oh yeah oh he yeah he looked like he snuck out he had he had eyes he

00:17:02.280 was like and he comes up to me and he's like you know what i love about black women and i'm like

00:17:08.920 let me stop you right there i don't i would really don't want to know let me stop you right there and

00:17:14.860 then he continues and he's like they just fiercely protect their man i'm like do you think i am some

00:17:20.740 sort of animal or like you're like looking behind you like where are you talking to me

00:17:24.580 who me he's old did i say worked at the hospital i meant i'm fresh out the hospital yeah right that's

00:17:30.700 what i meant yes i actually meant i i escaped yeah no he didn't blink like i i watched him and i counted

00:17:36.980 the seconds and it was it was a good minute and 40 seconds that he did not blink and i was like

00:17:41.480 you know something's something's not right like you weren't kidding the the you weren't kidding

00:17:46.940 about who flocks oh oh they love me i don't know they just like i'm minding my business in the bar

00:17:51.260 sometimes with my friends and they just weed me out come right up to you yeah they were like i can

00:17:55.880 sense it about you they're like she can fix me i'm like please i'm tired you're on my hands

00:18:01.900 honestly i don't really i mean i don't remember most of my encounters back in the day probably for good

00:18:09.920 reason but a lot of times when i would get approached by white men let's just call it what

00:18:14.600 it is oh yeah because they can't tell what race i am yeah they a lot sometimes i'd have them come

00:18:19.740 to me start speaking spanish and i go bye are you talking to me part of me right that's why i was

00:18:27.700 like uh and they're like oh i love i love a latina uh-huh and i said me too but she's not here so like i

00:18:35.020 don't know who you're talking to bro and i tell them what i am they're like oh that's cool whatever

00:18:39.800 yeah like they're like oh are you you're uh blasian right i'm like first of all if i was

00:18:46.500 you would know because i'd be like i'm blasian by the way my username is blasian barbie but just

00:18:52.800 the fact that they talk about it so openly like like earlier where are you from i'm like the beach

00:18:59.160 oh my god me too i do that where are you from i'm like america i do the same thing one time i was

00:19:07.660 in a bar with my boyfriend right and had a white dude come up to us he starts talking to us he goes

00:19:13.120 where are you guys from and we're like oh um california right because we were at disneyland

00:19:18.540 so we were like we're from here yeah and he goes because he said he was from ohio and i go from

00:19:23.860 here he goes he goes no like where are you from yeah and i just start literally answering every time

00:19:29.240 i'll go all day oh yeah i've clocked out i've canceled my schedule i'm sitting here all

00:19:32.740 all night i'm not saying one thing that you want me to say no so i was like you know like

00:19:37.980 orange county yeah and he goes no like you know what i mean and i go are you familiar with orange

00:19:43.520 county like anaheim like i'm like are you an idiot and he goes where are your ancestors from

00:19:49.620 i was like dude i don't know why are you worried about i know where yours are from

00:19:54.680 honestly mine were displaced probably yeah years so yeah that's why i mean it's just the audacity

00:20:04.640 once again unparalleled they just can't get enough no they really can't no yeah no i'm a white boy

00:20:09.560 magnet too and they always come out of the they come out of they come out of the drains for me

00:20:15.420 they're like like hairballs yes they're like hello black woman i'm like

00:20:20.140 they're like nice to meet you black i'm just trying to vibe with you yeah i'm trying to relate to you

00:20:26.480 oh i had a guy straight up like come up to me like what's up shoddy i was like

00:20:31.320 who did you immediately melt did your brain just implode on itself i was like i looked around i was

00:20:39.720 like who is shoddy is that the name of your dog is that your golden retriever's name i think this

00:20:45.500 guy's talking to you yeah right like i was like the person next to you you're all hey shoddy he's

00:20:51.440 talking to you yeah right like are you shoddy yeah i'm not looking for you yeah okay so just to like

00:20:58.560 kind of round this out what would you say are like your top three standards like just base level

00:21:02.720 for men please be nice to me um don't be musty yeah and this is like this is like bare minimum

00:21:12.460 this is like really like base level that's why i said like ground floor yeah so uh be nice to me

00:21:17.180 don't be musty and um trying to think of one other you're like that's truly it like that's that's all i

00:21:26.000 need really just be nice and wash your ass be that too please um and also like maybe be able

00:21:34.040 to hold an intelligent conversation somewhat but like yeah that's fine yeah i i'm lenient on that

00:21:39.680 yeah i talked about it on here before but i had a dude once make up a word in front of my very eyes

00:21:43.980 he was in the middle of telling me how smart he was he's like i'm so smart dude like like honestly

00:21:49.480 like people don't know that about me i'm like oh word he goes yeah and then he makes up a word and i

00:21:53.620 wish to this day i can remember what it was but you know why i don't because it's not a real word

00:21:57.540 that's why i didn't retain it and i was like interesting very smart yeah

00:22:03.640 speaking of charity work right that leads us right into our next video oh yes which is again

00:22:13.800 another man empowering his imparting his wisdom on us i would say from his car which is always a

00:22:21.300 good sign yes he wants to give us the facts right he wants to lay down the truth he's keeping it real

00:22:28.760 you know what i mean is he in a military uniform i think yes i'm gonna as an empath once again i'm

00:22:35.240 gonna say yes right and he goes down this very long list of things that you should like standards for

00:22:42.300 women who even want to come close to dating him he's like if you want to get on this you have to meet

00:22:50.700 these criteria i nothing less will do i think i know the video you're talking about and i think

00:22:56.900 it's the man that looks like a boiled egg so right literally he's got some serious nerve some like

00:23:03.220 self-reflection i think is required oh self-confidence is important but self-awareness self-awareness is so

00:23:09.100 much more essential and they're lacking severely in the self-awareness just to move through life you

00:23:14.400 know what i mean so he goes down the list he says if she's not compliant kick her to the curb

00:23:19.980 okay with what with his rules as the man oh right he says if she doesn't care about her fitness

00:23:29.780 she gets the boots he's a big fan of these these like metaphors the boot kick to the curb like he's

00:23:36.920 big fan of those uh if she doesn't understand the difference between being the slave and being

00:23:43.240 submissive she gets the boot because that's childish so childish bro you don't understand

00:23:51.040 the difference between me telling you what to do and also me telling you what to do you can't tell

00:23:55.780 the difference between that that's crazy slave boot that's the you think me telling you what to do

00:24:02.180 at all days of the hour like all hours of the day constantly and you think that's slave work

00:24:08.960 what are you a child yeah what are you uneducated you don't know anything what would you call that

00:24:14.980 you have to follow my instructions the right way yeah what would you not in a slave way what would

00:24:20.100 you it's not a it's not slavery is what is it indentured servitude like i don't understand what

00:24:24.320 it is being a butler yeah it's yeah it's like please be my mommy

00:24:28.340 sometimes i say that sometimes i'm like kind of sounds like you want to be with your mom

00:24:33.300 or a mom to her yes you run to her honestly because i don't want you like you need a hug

00:24:38.960 when i always think like last time i checked i didn't give birth to you yeah right like you didn't

00:24:43.280 come out of mine i mean based off that mug alone oh not mine definitely not i don't even need a test

00:24:50.040 i don't need a test nothing because i know for a fact laying my eyes on you i know yeah there's no

00:24:55.080 way i didn't produce that no way if she wears excessive makeup she gets the boot i mean at me next time

00:25:02.420 you know what i mean i've talked about this on the show too like makeup is this weird thing with

00:25:09.220 like misogynistic men yeah when they don't even really know what makeup looks like like you look

00:25:14.700 so incredibly beautiful right now i bet you if they saw you they'd be like see this is no makeup look

00:25:19.580 this is no makeup like this is this is like fresh face they're so dumb i wake up like this they're

00:25:25.540 literally so dumb and you know what i have a ton of makeup on my face and if i jumped into a pool i'd come

00:25:30.220 out i'd look just like this so you can literally eat my whole ass oh absolutely you can't tell the

00:25:34.940 difference your brain's too small yeah and as long as guys that like need makeup themselves

00:25:38.900 that's what they're really mad about they're really mad that they can't like it's unacceptable

00:25:44.280 for them to like put some concealer on those brows yeah like pluck those nose hairs again like i wish you

00:25:51.460 would okay that's why i'm like please do it's okay i promise it's okay full permission it's fine

00:25:57.120 with me yeah and it's so funny like they definitely don't know how it works because it's like i at the

00:26:03.280 end of the day i will take this makeup off yeah and i will still be gorgeous exactly and it's like

00:26:08.620 what's the difference what do you think like what do you think is gonna happen i'd take it off and i'm

00:26:12.620 a like a skeleton like quasimodo under here you wipe it off it's like scooby-doo you take it off like

00:26:18.560 a mask you're just an old white man underneath yes he's like i would have gotten away with it if it

00:26:23.380 weren't for those meddling kids you wipe it off dude you're just a straight skeleton can you imagine

00:26:29.740 that would be great just like that'd be so cool i would love to see if that's how makeup worked

00:26:34.040 i would understand yeah i would get it but you know what these kinds of men are so stupid they

00:26:40.060 would still well they've never seen a real woman in their lives and they've never had the touch of a

00:26:45.080 woman besides their mother yeah ever so they're just kind of going based off like like their hopes

00:26:50.820 and dreams oh yeah they're like this is what i think i would want if someone ever gave me a

00:26:55.560 chance okay and then the last thing he says is stop accepting subpar women so true bro don't settle

00:27:05.440 for these subpar women wear makeup say bad word no way you're not getting on this subpar man i think

00:27:15.580 maybe maybe it is self-awareness maybe he's like i know that i am subpar doesn't seem to know that he

00:27:22.220 knows this but hear me out subconscious it might be he's like we can't both be subpar like one of us

00:27:28.720 has to be the loser and it's already me and it's always he's and i'm tired of it being me i'm so tired

00:27:34.540 of it being i'm tired for i'm tired for playing for a second i'm so tired of it i need someone worse

00:27:39.660 than me please please someone make me feel better i'm so tired he needs a mother there you go right

00:27:45.900 it's circling back so the comments on these on this video are honestly this this one is from a dude

00:27:53.040 and he says i'm sorry it's not gonna work we got too many simps that will give any female their life

00:27:58.980 saving just for existing teach control in solitude huh where those simps that okay socrates yeah

00:28:08.480 spin me a yarn shakespeare you know what i mean like teach okay gary v teach control in solitude

00:28:16.660 what the hell does that even mean he's making it up in his mom's basement honestly and this whole like

00:28:23.740 fallacy of oh like she just wants money like she just wants like life savings like she wants my

00:28:29.320 life what's in there be real with me show me a bank literally have seven hundred dollars you're a

00:28:35.960 hundred air bro like and you think i'm after you for your imaginary money so like that's why i said

00:28:42.680 you're creating shocking these situations in which you get rejected like fantasy like lore almost why

00:28:48.420 why they're bored and getting no pussy like that's pussyless activity literally like fatherless

00:28:57.680 behavior oh yeah and this next one is pretty awful it says fax which they love to write fax no printer

00:29:08.080 it doesn't say that but that's what he was probably saying yes uh he eliminated 90 of black women and 60

00:29:15.780 of all american women go foreign they're not lazy entitled some are and sex way freakier

00:29:24.760 listen if you're describing sex as freaky you're not having sex no that's just a fact brother you are

00:29:34.120 not getting any there's no way dude they're like yeah bro she spit on my ball sack it was so freaky

00:29:41.520 like freaky so freaky bro like it's like it's literally like when when little kids like tried

00:29:47.440 to like convince like like pre-pubescent teens like try to convince their friends they've definitely

00:29:52.040 seen boobs they're like dude i've seen like nine boobs total yeah i've seen so many nine boobs i've

00:29:58.120 seen the other one i've seen so many bro like i swear i'm like you want to know about boobs you come

00:30:03.840 to me oh yeah i've seen them i've seen them all that's one there's so many horrible things in here

00:30:09.340 but they're like go foreign when they talk about foreign baddies like they're always like you know

00:30:13.880 like from long island i need me a jersey girl bye

00:30:19.280 so on this next section we're actually going to go over the comments that i got on the previous

00:30:29.780 episode of the comment section show so obviously we're gonna read them and then we're gonna rank

00:30:36.160 them and just kind of pick our faves okay because it's my show and i can do whatever i want and dove

00:30:41.100 can too because dove is here okay so this first one says this is it this has cured my depression

00:30:47.800 brb flushing my meds this is a high i will never come down from i mean high praise yes don't flush

00:30:54.280 your meds yeah but high praise yeah you'll need those three to five business days i promise

00:30:59.420 she's she said i can promise you that this one says also men having the standards of basically a

00:31:07.640 child is the reason i'm nervous about trying to date unless they're from my imagination

00:31:12.940 because we talked about like how sometimes men have this like fantasy of pre-pedos yeah yeah they're

00:31:19.760 like oh like i want a hairless like another horror story for you oh my god i had a guy that um would

00:31:27.760 want me to take off my makeup before sex because he said that he liked that i looked 14 years old

00:31:34.820 and he this was like years ago and he also like begged me not to get a boob job and then when i got

00:31:40.400 one he cried and i was like yeah i'm gonna see you on a registry very soon dove i know i know

00:31:49.100 like i'm speechless bitch i was like i was like well after that like i gotta leave now you're like

00:31:56.220 yeah that was like i've seen all i needed to say and heard everything i needed to hear at first i was

00:32:01.300 like i was like why i asked him finally one day i was like you just think i'm like so pretty without

00:32:07.200 makeup like really you don't need me to like you're like oh you don't like when i put makeup on for you

00:32:11.620 and he's like yeah i just like that you look 14 you know like it's natural it's natural for like

00:32:18.920 men to like like stuff to like kids i'm like i don't think so is natural for pedos yes i mean

00:32:27.980 my god uh well you know what their their your stories are stacking up i just truly don't know

00:32:36.820 which one's the worst i know they're really so it's a it's a race for the top right now it really

00:32:42.220 you're a trooper this is why people follow me on twitter they're like whatever that girl is doing

00:32:49.780 that's what they're like if she can get through it so can i yes you're a beacon of hope yeah also i feel

00:32:56.140 like it's important to note i went to all girls boarding school so i had like no experience with men

00:33:00.900 so like i didn't i didn't start dating until like college yeah yeah yeah so i didn't know like how

00:33:06.560 to vet them or like how to like just like general yeah i didn't know and yeah no social interaction

00:33:11.920 with them at all so and honestly as stupid as they are some of them are good at pretending

00:33:16.440 oh yeah no they would all fool me at first they're they're thespians for sure they're in the art

00:33:22.940 i am a pedophile they're like and seen i'm horrible yeah so you got to deal with it now yes

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00:34:32.800 for details please play responsibly so now we're at the point in the show where i actually give dove a

00:34:39.540 chance to talk about a video that she was recently tagged in and honestly it left me speechless just a

00:34:48.060 little bit so i'm gonna let dove explain what happened in the video paint us a picture yes okay

00:34:55.200 so essentially in this video this girl has the green screen up and it is this text from this

00:35:01.380 caucasian man from the mountains of caucus and he says i'm sorry for being random i'm a white boy

00:35:08.940 but i have you saved in my phone under hot woman of color and i've never dated one of you before

00:35:15.200 but you must have rubbed me the right way yeah you must have rubbed me the right way

00:35:19.880 one of you i'm sure you've never i'm sure you've never come anywhere near a woman of color

00:35:27.400 forever in your life honestly the woman of color was too stunned to speak oh she had she absolutely

00:35:32.240 was she had nothing to say did she answer i don't even i don't even know if she answered i have no

00:35:36.400 idea i hope i hope i hope not yeah um but it's like if you just like if you just think about it

00:35:44.320 this man was so desperate so thirsty for just a taste of any vagina that he was going through

00:35:54.180 his contacts he was like he saw hot woman of color he said i never had that before you know what i'm

00:36:00.720 sending it yeah i'm full send full send full send on everything i'm just like you know what i got

00:36:05.440 nothing to lose he clearly had nothing to lose talking about i've never dated one of you before

00:36:11.000 after you shared that with me that just the absolute gem of a video had to go in the comment

00:36:17.240 section check it out see see what was going on in there you know what i mean so i literally read

00:36:22.920 this one that says oh my god he's acting like we're a different species which i mean i think he might

00:36:29.700 be convinced that we are the otherworldly yes woman of color never seen that before what if

00:36:35.940 you never experienced that what if you responded to the text and you're like you looking to get

00:36:39.640 probed let's do it let's do it man i do that for real let me yeah let me take you out of this world

00:36:45.580 entirely let me take you out of this world i can someone commented this is a hate crime i mean it is

00:36:53.560 it is right by the very definition of it anybody texting me sorry i'm a random white boy

00:36:59.120 hate crime automatically i don't care what comes after that i don't want to hear no nothing i don't

00:37:04.320 need to know because i know you're a random white boy yeah clearly yeah because he said woman of

00:37:09.160 color woman of color he's like no it's okay i can say that because that's like politically correct

00:37:13.400 yeah they're cool with it trust me yeah they're fine it's fine they they are and what if she was

00:37:18.140 just a tan white girl like just one who baked too much they wouldn't know the difference oh they

00:37:25.780 would have no idea they would have no idea exotic foreign woman he's like oh brazilian

00:37:30.060 she's just wearing lots of soul de janeiro and just all over her body there's lots of self

00:37:35.640 tanner i love literally a jersey girl yeah literally okay this last one says the fact that he typed this

00:37:42.360 up looked at it and still thought it was okay to send do you think anything is going on in these

00:37:46.960 men's like honestly rocks nothing but rocks oh dust not even rocks thank god not a rock in there

00:37:55.160 dust dust bunnies honestly like change truly honestly it's like it's pussy will make you do wild

00:38:04.720 things oh pussy will make you do hell of a drug or or the hell of a drug or the lack thereof

00:38:11.200 i guess right yeah an extreme starvation oh when they're in a drought a man will a man will do

00:38:19.120 anything anything honestly it's like keto but like vaginas is carbs and they're just eating they're

00:38:25.540 eating bell pepper ham sandwiches and they're like this i can't they're like okay i can't live like

00:38:31.000 they're like hi woman of color uh listen what are your thoughts what are your thoughts what are you

00:38:35.220 doing are you up let's hang out i've jerked myself off 26 i can't do it anymore three days he's like

00:38:40.360 please it hurts please i need carbs i need a touch just a little bit i feel like you have tons of

00:38:47.060 stories but i'm sure you have some related to this oh man they're like oh so like are you like

00:38:55.160 black black or are you just like are you mixed or like or what and i'm like i'm black yeah like i

00:39:03.860 don't know what do you what do you want like a percentage yeah like what if uh and they're like

00:39:10.320 well they make it seem like it would be different if i if i were mixed yeah like if i were less black

00:39:18.340 yeah that would be like more appealing to them yeah and i'm like yuck they're like honestly you

00:39:25.200 don't seem like somebody i want to be around yeah in the bar they like go in their bag they bring out

00:39:29.000 a 23 and me they're like i'm just gonna need you to yeah really quickly please can you just spit on

00:39:33.640 this and then i'll see you in like five to seven business days yeah i'm after 275 i'm gonna come

00:39:38.520 back here let's meet back here and then we'll discuss it yeah what are your thoughts absolutely

00:39:42.080 they're like uh uh so you are like native american though right right and i'm like that's so crazy

00:39:48.780 because that's the fetishization of both black women and native american yeah on one billion on

00:39:56.680 one billion that you combine the two oh yeah that's why they find me i don't know what it is

00:40:01.540 probably what they come out of the woodwork like truly like termites the crazy thing is it's like

00:40:07.200 it's they see you as another species almost oh absolutely they do like actually they're like

00:40:12.300 they're like foreign i'm like i'm sorry what like the ancestors not only had this nation first

00:40:21.440 yeah the other ancestors built the rest of the nation i don't think you want to get into that

00:40:27.440 what are we the foreign yes you want to tell your only like we were literally here first literally

00:40:32.240 like um i think you're foreign yeah actually though yeah andrew from england no one's an

00:40:38.760 immigrant on stolen land and that's just a fact oh so uh the guy i dated for a year yeah the flowers

00:40:44.760 guy yes the flowers guy love love that you want to be treated like a wife i'm like just a human being

00:40:50.880 would be nice i mean i already do act like your mother like yeah you could meet me just like a

00:40:56.640 quarter of the way yeah oh man i was really like i was like why am i not getting the bear

00:41:02.040 minimum from this man i'm so glad you're no longer with that person yeah and i'm sure i'm sure the

00:41:08.040 fetish game was on 10 billion with that dude too oh absolutely yeah oh more to the story so his

00:41:15.220 grandmother apparently like she this woman did not see a picture of me yeah nothing just heard

00:41:21.240 like heard just talked yes heard i was black and she was literally like crying to him like she was

00:41:29.180 you can do so much better i promise you don't have to do that like you do not have to date her

00:41:34.180 i treated this man like like god a year yeah a year with he fooled me for well it was also like long

00:41:43.360 distance most of the time okay so he was like yeah yeah and then i'd see him in person he'd be nice for

00:41:48.600 a while so he was committing to the yeah and then he would steal my medication and then like yeah

00:41:54.300 yeah and then i was like i gotta ask and you were like yeah i was like oh not that you're like okay

00:42:00.420 yeah this was a love story turns out it's texas chainsaw massacre yes i'm good thank you i was like

00:42:05.680 oh i'm good thank you no no thank you yeah i'm out of here yeah pick a favorite

00:42:12.680 honestly a fave of yours i don't even know where to start probably oh my god but i'm gonna pick the

00:42:20.960 navy seal i was gonna say it has to be titty guy i would just because just the randomness of it

00:42:27.020 i just when i say i was in complete shock like like i'm gonna think about this he was straight up

00:42:33.160 like

00:42:33.360 you needed the visual you needed the visual he was down here and was like and i'm like you're like

00:42:43.380 okay well you know i was like well now you'll never be seeing you again so this was not great

00:42:50.580 but thanks i guess but see now look where about you you can come tell it on my show i'm talking

00:42:56.780 about him

00:42:57.220 that's gonna do it for today's episode of the comment section show i want to thank the wonderful

00:43:07.820 magical fairy ethereal dub clark for joining me today thank you for having me coming i'm so happy

00:43:14.700 you came honestly you know what's funny you're just wonderful outfit is so polar opposite of your

00:43:21.440 story oh yeah oh yeah no people like see me and then they meet me and they're like what the

00:43:26.360 oh sorry you look like a dream and you're you've lived a couple nightmares oh yeah i'm not gonna lie

00:43:33.220 to you many but they've made you a wonderful hilarious person that's all that matters i truly believe

00:43:40.280 every funny person has a little bit of trauma oh yes that's the only way i'm like the the like one

00:43:44.780 of the true cases like you know we make fun of those people it's like my trauma made me funny yeah

00:43:49.520 you're not but not if you say yeah but i truly think dove is one of the funniest bitches on the

00:43:58.060 internet i'm so happy you came thank you so much for joining us today and so where can everybody find

00:44:03.420 you my handle on everything is love dove clark clark has an e at the end and dove is also miss ceo of

00:44:12.180 two different businesses so where can everybody find those yes i do own two companies so the first one

00:44:18.320 is i sell soap and candles um that one is the love dove company.com and my second company is

00:44:26.280 authentic bay.com it's a 3d blockchain authentication service for designer bags and um we have other

00:44:34.080 stuff like shoes and coats and all kinds of stuff so love we stan a girl boss the girl boss here all

00:44:41.260 the time gatekeep gaslight yes girl boss that's absolutely my mission statement three g's i don't

00:44:48.000 have a company but if i did that would be you are a company you are a company yes you are please remember

00:44:55.900 that if you want to be featured in my next episode or a future episode of the comment section

00:45:00.800 tag me and all of the terrible awful horrible shitty tiktoks that you want me to see so i can

00:45:08.380 bring them here and cheese grate them over a salad yes shit on like olive garden i'm just like absolutely

00:45:13.880 would you like some cheese i just go to town and i feed everybody you do that's because she does

00:45:19.240 giving back she's known for feeding the people right and we're at charity charity give back all the time

00:45:25.060 very charitable women so thank you so much again for joining us remember that you can stream the

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