The Comment Section with Drew Afualo


Fighting Anti-Feminism ｜ Drew Afualo ft. Michaela Oakland｜ THE COMMENT SECTION EP 4


Summary

In this episode of Comment Section, Drew sits down with Harvard Graduate student, Mikayla Oakland, to talk about the anti-feminism movement, Elon Musk, and much, much more! Comment Section is brought to you by Golden Nugget Online Casinos.


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00:01:14.120 Hey, what's up, y'all? It's Drew, and welcome back to my very own show, The Comment Section.
00:01:19.940 And today, I have a very, very incredible, wonderful, special Twitter-famous guest, the wonderful, amazing Michaela Oakland.
00:01:28.920 Thank you so much.
00:01:29.580 The Harvard graduate herself.
00:01:31.020 Thank you so much, yeah.
00:01:32.440 Thank you so much for joining me today.
00:01:34.380 Michaela, honestly, is one of the funniest bitches on the internet, more specifically Twitter.
00:01:38.780 She's also a rumor starter.
00:01:40.740 Yeah.
00:01:41.420 I know you saw Noah Centineo.
00:01:43.340 Oh my God.
00:01:43.900 And Grimes outside of...
00:01:45.120 Are we right into it?
00:01:45.900 Yeah.
00:01:46.300 Outside of a what, Panera Bread?
00:01:47.620 Was that what you said?
00:01:48.160 I did see...
00:01:48.880 Yeah, so I was at Olive Garden in Newport Beach, and I did see Elon Musk.
00:01:55.640 No, not Elon Musk.
00:01:56.760 Grimes.
00:01:56.900 His then wife, Grimes, with Noah Centineo, and they were making out over some breadsticks.
00:02:01.900 And I did tweet about it, and then, unfortunately, they put out that statement that they broke up a week later, so people thought it was very...
00:02:08.860 So are you omnipotent, then?
00:02:10.400 You're just all-knowing?
00:02:11.240 I either manifested it, or like...
00:02:14.000 Or you actually saw it.
00:02:15.320 Or I did actually see it, and everyone will never know.
00:02:18.440 Honestly, you know who does know?
00:02:19.680 Probably the entire student body of Harvard.
00:02:23.220 You're an esteemed alumni.
00:02:24.660 Where I attended, yeah.
00:02:25.500 You're an esteemed alumnus.
00:02:26.480 So basically what I do is I lie.
00:02:28.480 I tell untruths.
00:02:29.840 I make things up, and I feel like I found that the internet is a much better place for me, like spiritually, emotionally, if I just make things up.
00:02:38.960 If you just lie.
00:02:39.600 Because then, when I'm faking stuff, and people are mean to me about it, it doesn't cut.
00:02:45.420 Yeah.
00:02:45.680 It doesn't hurt.
00:02:46.460 Because it's all a fantasy.
00:02:47.860 Yeah.
00:02:48.160 It's lore.
00:02:49.080 Yeah.
00:02:49.440 You're just living in a constant fantasy world.
00:02:51.360 I'm trying to be where you're at.
00:02:52.800 I think, like, honestly, if someone tries to be like, this bitch is dumb, and you say, I went to Harvard, like, what are they gonna do?
00:02:59.560 What could they possibly say?
00:03:00.700 What could they do?
00:03:01.280 Then you could tell them you went to the moon.
00:03:02.660 Like, you could just come in.
00:03:03.680 Yeah, I have a PhD.
00:03:04.800 Yeah, you could just...
00:03:05.420 Well, I do, actually.
00:03:06.300 I don't know if you knew that about me.
00:03:08.080 Pretty huge dicks.
00:03:12.180 Because that's what I have.
00:03:14.040 Yeah.
00:03:15.500 And speaking of pretty huge dicks, honestly, that's a great transition.
00:03:21.080 It truly is.
00:03:22.400 The men's right movement?
00:03:23.400 Yeah, into the men's right movement.
00:03:26.900 Okay, so for our topic of discussion today, we're gonna be talking about anti-feminism.
00:03:33.320 Are you familiar, Mikayla, with anti-feminism?
00:03:36.120 I have experienced it.
00:03:37.300 Have you?
00:03:37.780 I have seen it.
00:03:38.760 Right.
00:03:39.660 Right.
00:03:40.080 Basically, what I mean by that is I've opened the Reddit app, and, like, I've gone on incel forums before.
00:03:45.120 Yeah.
00:03:45.540 But, yeah, like, stitched, DMs, all the time.
00:03:48.860 You've been a woman on the internet.
00:03:50.960 Yeah.
00:03:51.440 Essentially.
00:03:52.160 Exactly.
00:03:52.620 You've just been existing and breathing.
00:03:54.620 I think we all have experienced the men's right movement.
00:03:56.960 In some form or another.
00:03:57.860 Speaking of Reddit, they...
00:03:59.780 Don't like you?
00:04:00.580 I literally Googled myself once to see my own Reddit.
00:04:03.700 I think because I like to hurt my own feelings.
00:04:05.320 Oh, no.
00:04:05.860 And then I went in...
00:04:06.840 The first thing I saw, it said, does anyone know that stupid bitch on TikTok called drew
00:04:11.300 off wall?
00:04:12.020 Mm-hmm.
00:04:12.360 Made me laugh.
00:04:13.280 Mm-hmm.
00:04:13.460 Made me cry laughing.
00:04:14.400 I saved it.
00:04:14.940 Made it my Twitter header.
00:04:16.120 You know what I mean?
00:04:16.680 Because it's like...
00:04:18.020 Put it on, like, a T-shirt and sell it.
00:04:19.820 Honestly.
00:04:20.080 You could make tens of thousands of dollars.
00:04:21.960 One upvote.
00:04:23.160 Mm-hmm.
00:04:23.480 One single dude was like...
00:04:26.100 They were like, yeah.
00:04:26.960 Me.
00:04:27.540 I know who that stupid bitch is.
00:04:29.760 Me.
00:04:32.160 But speaking of, right, obviously we were talking about incels.
00:04:36.100 That's the breeding ground for incels.
00:04:37.700 Right, right, right.
00:04:38.080 Who are, I would say, the supplementary force behind anti-feminism.
00:04:43.340 Yeah.
00:04:43.880 Right?
00:04:44.240 I think they're, like, meninists, I guess, is what you would call them.
00:04:47.620 Mm-hmm.
00:04:48.000 I mean, what's your experience with meninists?
00:04:50.700 I mean, just...
00:04:52.080 Well, besides, like, the death threats.
00:04:55.840 Yeah.
00:04:56.400 Other than that.
00:04:57.440 Even if I'm posting something that's, like, positive about women, I will get the meninists
00:05:02.340 being like, well, what about men?
00:05:04.320 Like, why are you talking about women's issues?
00:05:06.380 Like, why would you speak about that and not mine?
00:05:08.640 Yeah.
00:05:09.040 It's like, well...
00:05:10.640 Because...
00:05:11.080 We've been talking about men for, I don't know, the last 10,000 years.
00:05:13.720 Because this is my experience.
00:05:14.520 10,000 years.
00:05:15.640 Literally all of our history is, like, written by men.
00:05:18.260 Did you know Albert Einstein's wife, like, did his math for him and she's not credited
00:05:21.580 on the papers?
00:05:23.880 History is told by men.
00:05:24.120 You heard it here first, honestly.
00:05:26.080 I actually didn't know that.
00:05:27.680 Yeah.
00:05:27.800 I knew there was something similar about Thomas Edison.
00:05:29.920 Probably.
00:05:30.420 I remember that.
00:05:31.160 You know what?
00:05:31.680 Honestly, I would look through history of a lens of being like, hmm, women might have
00:05:35.680 actually done a lot of that shit.
00:05:37.100 And just didn't get credit.
00:05:38.260 Yeah.
00:05:38.380 There's many things that women didn't get credit for.
00:05:40.800 Yeah.
00:05:41.020 When you tell a men in his that, they spin out.
00:05:43.780 Spiral.
00:05:44.240 They would, like, overheat.
00:05:45.780 They literally short circuit.
00:05:47.820 Like, they don't...
00:05:48.560 And then a dude goes, did you know that men created phones?
00:05:53.200 So the fact that you're complaining on a phone about men...
00:05:56.440 It's just ironic to me.
00:05:57.340 Yeah.
00:05:57.540 It's just crazy, you know, because, like, men created the internet, which is also not
00:06:00.680 true.
00:06:00.940 But you know what's funny?
00:06:01.760 Is I always...
00:06:02.360 My response to that is always, are you one of those men?
00:06:05.740 Right.
00:06:06.200 Did you create a phone?
00:06:07.240 Did you do that?
00:06:08.160 No, right?
00:06:08.540 If you were put in a time machine and put, like, 2,000 years ago, could you invent anything?
00:06:12.680 Could you make fire?
00:06:13.640 Did you make anything?
00:06:14.660 Because if not, turns out, we're both useless.
00:06:16.620 Yeah.
00:06:17.040 Turns out, the two of us, I guess, we're both useless women.
00:06:20.580 I can say I can make a fire, and I can say I can make a laptop.
00:06:24.200 They haven't unlocked that yet.
00:06:25.800 I know.
00:06:26.320 Well, and it contributes nothing.
00:06:28.020 It's just to be like, did you know that men create...
00:06:31.020 You know, it's just an...
00:06:31.900 Yeah.
00:06:32.120 It's...
00:06:32.420 I feel like anti-feminism is truly just, like, a way to just keep suppressing
00:06:37.900 women, because they can't stand it.
00:06:39.960 And it's also, like, this community of victimhood, which a lot of people need to feel like a
00:06:45.880 victim, especially if, like, I don't know, they just feel that they haven't been able
00:06:50.660 to speak about their issues.
00:06:52.620 Yeah.
00:06:53.180 Which is, like, it's okay to not be a victim.
00:06:55.060 There are a lot of ways in which I am not a victim.
00:06:57.180 Yeah.
00:06:57.620 It's okay.
00:06:58.300 It's okay to not always be, like, oppressed.
00:07:01.300 Some people have it harder.
00:07:02.880 It's okay.
00:07:03.720 I don't know.
00:07:04.100 It doesn't take anything from me.
00:07:05.580 I feel like when you say that, like, when you say, like, oh, like, women want equal
00:07:08.860 rights, and then men go, well, then we should be able to...
00:07:11.440 Hit you.
00:07:13.180 That's a psychotic answer.
00:07:14.740 Like, that's true.
00:07:15.760 Your first instinct is, like, okay, then I'm going to punch you in the face.
00:07:18.660 Like, go to war.
00:07:20.480 Okay?
00:07:21.180 Like, what do you want me to say?
00:07:22.240 You shouldn't hit anybody, let alone...
00:07:23.840 Right.
00:07:24.620 ...women.
00:07:25.280 I feel like that kind of goes across the board.
00:07:27.180 Every time they want to bring up, like, serious topics like domestic violence, to which I'm,
00:07:31.020 like, if we look at the stats, one is infinitely worse than the other.
00:07:34.140 I mean, every, yeah, every woman I know has had, like, violent experiences with men.
00:07:38.800 Yeah.
00:07:39.280 Just, like, whether it's verbally or physically.
00:07:42.080 So I feel like, you know what?
00:07:43.700 Anti-feminism is just, like, a way, I think, to keep women down.
00:07:46.200 So, for everyone that doesn't know, and for my wonderful guest, Michaela, what we do on
00:07:54.840 the comment section show is we go over a few videos that I got tagged in, and we dissect
00:08:00.200 them, analyze them, ruin the people who made them's day.
00:08:04.660 Right?
00:08:05.020 That's what we do.
00:08:05.460 I love that you're making, like, money off of the fact that these people are trying to
00:08:10.700 upset you.
00:08:12.220 Like, no matter what they say, like, you can monetize it.
00:08:15.660 You want to talk about staring into a skid, bitch, that's me.
00:08:19.520 So we analyze the videos, we're going to go into the comments, and then we're going to
00:08:23.100 share all the giggles, because we're just having a silly, goofy time.
00:08:25.920 We're just girlies chatting.
00:08:26.880 We're just girls, just having girl time, you know what I mean?
00:08:29.640 Like, true woman.
00:08:31.680 True.
00:08:32.200 Femoids.
00:08:32.940 Me, a woman, I like to gossip with a fellow woman.
00:08:36.100 Let's gossip and scheme.
00:08:37.880 Okay, so this first video that I got tagged in, I actually, is actually, I guess you could
00:08:43.860 say a love letter to me.
00:08:46.200 Okay.
00:08:47.100 The stupidest bitch on TikTok, according to Reddit.
00:08:50.580 That's, like, high rent.
00:08:52.700 I would say.
00:08:53.820 I mean, I live.
00:08:54.620 That's the number one position.
00:08:55.700 I just live in the head so clearly that you think about me so much.
00:08:59.800 And he's one of a crowd.
00:09:01.920 One of one upvote.
00:09:03.860 It's him and that one other guy.
00:09:06.940 So this dude basically is talking about me.
00:09:10.860 I think he was upset, just a wee bit.
00:09:12.880 Yeah.
00:09:13.300 Emotional.
00:09:14.100 As a woman.
00:09:15.480 His feelings were hurt.
00:09:16.240 With so many emotions that I only react based off my emotions because I am a woman.
00:09:21.560 Right.
00:09:22.040 I think I can relate.
00:09:23.060 Or maybe you're an empath because empathy is extremely rare.
00:09:27.100 It's very unique to some people specifically.
00:09:29.900 Yeah.
00:09:30.140 And this dude, I mean, to put it, to paint you a picture.
00:09:33.980 Yeah.
00:09:34.220 Yeah.
00:09:34.420 He looks like a Shakespearean mask.
00:09:38.380 Like the drama ones.
00:09:39.840 Like the ones with the really long mustaches.
00:09:41.360 Like so exaggerated.
00:09:42.540 Yeah.
00:09:42.840 He looks about retirement age.
00:09:45.320 Okay.
00:09:45.960 So, you know, do with that what you will.
00:09:47.860 So should be doing other things.
00:09:49.880 Like looking into AARP probably.
00:09:52.300 Right.
00:09:52.840 And he has giant gauge holes, which again is a choice when you're a fossil.
00:09:59.440 I feel like at that age, maybe we let him go.
00:10:02.300 Maybe we let the earlobes go back to normal.
00:10:04.520 Well, they're going to age well.
00:10:05.680 I think so.
00:10:06.580 Yeah.
00:10:06.840 I mean, because he's two steps from the grave.
00:10:08.560 So I feel like, you know, time is ticking.
00:10:11.920 You know what I'm saying?
00:10:13.000 Father time.
00:10:13.800 The lower the ears, the closer to hell.
00:10:15.580 When you were talking about Albert Einstein, I bet you he was there.
00:10:19.340 Okay.
00:10:19.740 I bet you he was in the same room.
00:10:21.580 I bet he crossed her name off.
00:10:23.440 He erased it immediately.
00:10:25.640 And then he came and saw me a different stupid bitch.
00:10:27.900 Right.
00:10:28.700 Just kidding.
00:10:29.420 Albert Einstein's wife.
00:10:30.480 If you ever see this.
00:10:31.980 He married his cousin later.
00:10:34.800 So his first wife.
00:10:37.000 That's just a side note.
00:10:38.160 I think that's a fun fact for you from a Harvard graduate, in case you were curious.
00:10:44.060 So basically, in this video, he's pissed off, I guess, because I was getting tagged a bunch
00:10:50.140 in a really horrible video he made about women.
00:10:52.340 And then he's like eating dinner.
00:10:54.040 And he's like, oh, my girlfriend made this for me because I trained her well.
00:10:59.320 Not a strong start.
00:11:00.840 Not the best.
00:11:02.000 No.
00:11:02.800 So how do you feel about being trained?
00:11:07.060 So it would not happen.
00:11:11.040 However, like maybe when I was very young, that's the fear.
00:11:15.620 That's the fear is there are like very young people who can get trapped.
00:11:18.620 So you can kind of trap a young girl.
00:11:21.040 But the thing is, over time, she will grow to resent you.
00:11:24.600 You will have a loveless marriage and she will probably do things to your dinner that you
00:11:28.980 don't know about.
00:11:30.280 So keep being bold.
00:11:31.560 Like poisonous things?
00:11:33.520 I mean, you know, or just like gross.
00:11:36.080 Just gross things.
00:11:37.180 Yeah.
00:11:37.460 Like I think she's going to secretly get revenge.
00:11:39.740 If she isn't already.
00:11:40.800 And I'm sad for him because he's going to have a very unhappy future.
00:11:45.420 I mean, I'm not sad for him at all.
00:11:47.280 But like I am happy for her.
00:11:49.220 Right.
00:11:49.580 If that's what she's doing.
00:11:50.320 I choose to believe that she's like spitting in his food.
00:11:56.840 Honestly, if you say it, it's probably true.
00:11:59.560 You know what?
00:12:00.020 You should tweet it.
00:12:01.160 I'm going to tweet it.
00:12:02.280 I saw his wife spitting in his food before serving him this.
00:12:06.360 And then it comes true.
00:12:07.380 It will.
00:12:07.980 What if that's literally how things come true?
00:12:09.540 You just tweet them?
00:12:10.380 I charge my crystals on the moonlight so that I can do that.
00:12:13.760 So I can make sure I can be the extra oomph behind it.
00:12:16.320 You know what I mean?
00:12:17.360 Well, he then goes on to like mansplain to me what real satire is.
00:12:25.000 And you know what's so funny?
00:12:26.300 Yeah.
00:12:26.600 Men learned the word satire and lost it.
00:12:30.700 I don't even think they know what it means anymore.
00:12:32.900 I don't think they do.
00:12:33.700 I feel like satire needs to be based off fact.
00:12:37.860 That's what makes it funny.
00:12:39.840 Not like I hate women.
00:12:41.840 Right.
00:12:42.740 That's not like a fact.
00:12:44.900 There's like a prejudice.
00:12:45.560 Or like the dark humor.
00:12:47.020 I love like going to a stand-up show and a guy says something and no one laughs.
00:12:50.880 And he's like, oh, we can't make that joke anymore.
00:12:52.640 I guess satire's dead.
00:12:54.120 And I guess.
00:12:55.360 Dude, the word satire just, it makes my skin itch.
00:13:00.400 Because I'm like, you don't even know what that.
00:13:02.480 You just made a bad joke.
00:13:03.760 Like it's an offensive joke.
00:13:05.100 And they're like, guess, guess nobody can take a joke nowadays.
00:13:09.260 Very typical.
00:13:10.260 Very typical.
00:13:10.880 You can't joke about anything now.
00:13:13.020 And it's like a racist joke.
00:13:14.460 And you're like, I don't think you could ever really joke about it.
00:13:17.240 Just people are more aware now.
00:13:18.900 He's like, my 17-year-old girlfriend will get it.
00:13:21.060 Yeah.
00:13:21.320 She's like, honestly, when she turns 18, she's going to laugh at that joke.
00:13:24.540 Which is, that's a joke.
00:13:26.140 That's a joke.
00:13:26.980 Anyways.
00:13:27.900 So these are the comments on the video.
00:13:29.900 Right.
00:13:30.120 So this one says, you're calling her trained.
00:13:33.400 Bro, remember who makes your meals.
00:13:35.340 Poison and Google give great results these days.
00:13:39.120 What did I say?
00:13:40.100 We're all thinking.
00:13:40.840 I think you're omnipotent, honestly.
00:13:42.520 I think you're all knowing at this point.
00:13:44.280 You could be Jesus.
00:13:45.600 I see things.
00:13:46.880 I'm seeing things.
00:13:48.220 You see all and know all.
00:13:49.700 You just are it, I guess.
00:13:51.700 I'm just going to say that.
00:13:52.980 And then people will have to believe it.
00:13:54.720 Yeah.
00:13:54.880 I think you're just, your manifestation game.
00:13:56.440 Everything I say is true.
00:13:57.220 Your manifestation game is probably like on 1 billion, huh?
00:14:01.220 Is crystals charging in the moonlight?
00:14:03.040 Is that the secret?
00:14:04.100 Yeah.
00:14:04.280 And I have like a Furby dress as a wizard that watches over it.
00:14:06.540 And I call it like a vibe scarecrow.
00:14:07.960 But we don't have to get into that.
00:14:09.780 A bad vibe scarecrow?
00:14:11.320 Yeah.
00:14:11.460 Like a bad vibe scarecrow.
00:14:12.520 Like, so it can tell if like energy is bad energies.
00:14:15.120 We don't get that.
00:14:16.760 That's honestly genius, to be honest.
00:14:18.940 And this next comment says, your girlfriend is probably one of Drew's 6 million followers.
00:14:25.300 Which, that would be hilarious.
00:14:26.780 6 million, low-key flex.
00:14:28.080 I know.
00:14:28.420 I'm like, 6.2, but that's fine.
00:14:32.260 And by the time this comes out, who knows?
00:14:35.500 Honestly.
00:14:36.340 Well, that wouldn't be the first time, honestly.
00:14:38.300 I've had a couple girls be like, honestly, girl, I really love you.
00:14:42.300 But like, my boyfriend, he hates your guts.
00:14:44.420 He thinks you're the worst person in the entire world.
00:14:46.080 That is the first red flag.
00:14:47.200 I would say.
00:14:48.340 Yeah.
00:14:48.620 I literally had someone say, my boyfriend literally hates you and tells me how much he hates you all the time, like, unprovoked.
00:14:54.480 Oh.
00:14:54.920 And then I said, Gertie, probably run.
00:14:58.060 I don't know.
00:14:58.740 Like, check out, probably.
00:15:00.400 Like, I mean, I think the thing that's good about a community like yours, which, like, I've also seen on Twitter, is when people in the comments are like, this is disgusting.
00:15:09.620 Like, this isn't good behavior.
00:15:11.280 There's a girl seeing that, and she's like, oh.
00:15:14.140 Because you're in, like, an echo chamber sometimes in those relationships where, like, they just keep loudly telling you that this is how you're supposed to behave.
00:15:21.460 No, seriously.
00:15:22.240 But finally, like, you find someone's account like yours, and, like, all of these women, like, coming together and being like, that's not okay.
00:15:27.360 And it's like, sometimes that does break through.
00:15:29.140 Sometimes it's like a self-correcting, like, ecosystem in there.
00:15:33.280 Like, someone goes, my boyfriend literally treats me like shit.
00:15:37.560 And then the comments are like, what?
00:15:38.240 Is that normal?
00:15:38.660 And then other girls are like, that's so not normal.
00:15:40.940 And then other girls are like, yeah, you should leave him.
00:15:43.220 And then they're like, oh, where do you think?
00:15:44.660 And then she leaves him.
00:15:46.160 Obsessed.
00:15:46.620 And then I'm like, see, I don't even need to do anything.
00:15:48.680 And then a month later, you're off your antidepressants.
00:15:50.880 Me.
00:15:52.220 And then it's a win-win for you and the universe.
00:15:55.060 You know what I mean?
00:15:56.100 And you're a scarecrow.
00:15:57.880 Bad vibes.
00:15:59.240 Fighting them off.
00:16:00.000 Right.
00:16:00.420 Like, metaphorically.
00:16:01.340 For my crystals, yeah.
00:16:01.840 There you go.
00:16:02.500 But then also probably for you, too.
00:16:04.060 Because manifesting can be dangerous.
00:16:05.300 You can get some, yeah.
00:16:06.220 Anyways, sorry.
00:16:07.700 No, you're fine.
00:16:09.180 And so this next one says, I can smell the mommy issues all the way from here.
00:16:13.100 But yikes.
00:16:14.420 I mean, that's kind of like a.
00:16:16.500 Well, like, mommy issues, maybe.
00:16:19.340 I feel like men will have one thing happen to them that's, like, not really kind.
00:16:24.300 Or, like, not.
00:16:25.120 They get cheated on once.
00:16:26.260 Or, like, whatever.
00:16:27.160 It becomes their whole personality.
00:16:28.940 Yeah.
00:16:29.160 They're like, I have been wronged in this universe.
00:16:31.860 Like, terrible things have happened to me.
00:16:33.760 I cannot wait to make my personality about this for the next 20 years.
00:16:37.520 And then they punish every woman after that.
00:16:39.360 This is all you're ever going to know about me.
00:16:41.380 Me being short and me getting laughed at in sixth grade.
00:16:44.780 That's all you're ever going to know about me.
00:16:46.620 And, like, meanwhile, women are just, like, absolutely terrorized for years.
00:16:52.060 They're like, I'm going to give it my best once again.
00:16:54.500 Like, every girl's, like, every new year, they're like, this is it for me.
00:16:58.600 We're putting out good vibes.
00:17:00.440 Literally.
00:17:01.900 Literally, they're like, okay, I'm going to start over.
00:17:04.120 And don't worry.
00:17:04.700 Everything's going to be great this year.
00:17:06.580 And men are like, who will I terrorize now?
00:17:08.680 Yes.
00:17:09.560 They just make it everybody's problem.
00:17:11.420 They wander the earth and then find Joe Rogan.
00:17:13.660 And then it's, like, downhill from there.
00:17:15.740 There's a hard left.
00:17:17.300 They're like.
00:17:17.640 I literally dated someone who didn't tell me he listened to Joe Rogan until three years in.
00:17:22.300 He was like, this won't go well.
00:17:23.940 But then three years in.
00:17:25.280 That's, like, the worst catfish to me.
00:17:27.280 Yeah.
00:17:27.920 And we didn't break up.
00:17:29.780 No, thank you.
00:17:31.080 Yeah.
00:17:31.500 No, no, no.
00:17:32.560 Okay.
00:17:32.920 So this next comment says, the fact that women think this Drew person is so funny goes to show how inferior women are.
00:17:41.400 Because you don't understand satire.
00:17:44.540 I know.
00:17:45.540 My tiny little woman brain just could not possibly comprehend.
00:17:49.360 Yeah.
00:17:50.080 Satire or satirical humor.
00:17:52.260 There's no way.
00:17:53.180 You know what's up here?
00:17:54.700 Makeup.
00:17:55.940 Shoes.
00:17:56.940 Gossip.
00:17:57.480 Gossip.
00:17:58.220 Euphoria.
00:17:58.960 What are other girl things?
00:18:01.440 Nails.
00:18:02.300 Sparkly butterflies.
00:18:03.780 The color pink.
00:18:04.880 That's all that's up here.
00:18:06.320 Yeah.
00:18:06.460 I have no room for satire, to be honest.
00:18:09.060 Because I'm just a woman.
00:18:10.400 And you know what?
00:18:11.560 I think that that's valid.
00:18:13.620 I think it's okay to have no thoughts head empty.
00:18:17.080 Right.
00:18:17.320 Honestly, we're just vibing.
00:18:19.260 We're just vibing.
00:18:20.040 And you know what?
00:18:20.660 That is satire.
00:18:23.120 Now that's a satirical joke.
00:18:24.940 Dumbass.
00:18:25.340 Okay, so to kind of break up all this woman talk, we're just talking about women and their
00:18:36.000 tiny little brains constantly.
00:18:38.200 10% smaller.
00:18:40.720 Right?
00:18:41.400 Honestly, because there's nothing but shoes in there.
00:18:43.280 Yeah.
00:18:43.720 Shoes and girl things.
00:18:45.400 And pink.
00:18:46.460 And the color pink and sleepovers.
00:18:47.900 That's it.
00:18:48.380 Oh my god, we, I love sleepover.
00:18:51.240 And little butterfly clips in our hair.
00:18:52.860 Right, literally.
00:18:53.640 Yeah.
00:18:53.780 So to break it up, we're going to talk about, I want to hear your thoughts on like your top
00:18:59.060 five, like favorite feminist movies, like of all time.
00:19:03.440 Tangled, Twilight, Barbie at Swan Lake, Moana, and Jennifer's Body.
00:19:11.680 Ooh, that's a good one.
00:19:13.100 Yeah.
00:19:13.360 Jennifer's Body's a good one.
00:19:14.300 I actually just saw it for the first time a couple months ago.
00:19:17.320 Really?
00:19:17.480 And I was like, wow.
00:19:19.120 Truly so far ahead of its time.
00:19:20.940 It was, it was too far ahead of its time.
00:19:22.920 Yeah.
00:19:23.160 And people got-
00:19:23.660 Everybody ripped that movie up when it first came out.
00:19:25.960 They just didn't like that Megan Foxx was that hot.
00:19:28.060 They had to dampen her shine.
00:19:30.200 Right.
00:19:30.320 They got jealous.
00:19:31.120 Right.
00:19:31.780 And so the movie flopped.
00:19:33.500 Yeah.
00:19:33.780 Yeah.
00:19:34.220 And it was so, like the messaging behind it was so much deeper than I think people thought
00:19:38.240 it was at the time.
00:19:39.080 And it was gay.
00:19:39.820 It was so-
00:19:40.940 That's a movie for the gays, for sure.
00:19:43.280 And that's feminism.
00:19:44.320 Period.
00:19:44.560 Right.
00:19:45.080 Period.
00:19:45.780 Honestly, it is.
00:19:46.640 It's such a good movie, though.
00:19:48.320 Beautiful girls kissing each other.
00:19:50.260 That's feminism.
00:19:50.620 What more could you ask for?
00:19:52.380 Honestly, don't you think that's like the anti-feminism, like that's like the movie that's playing
00:19:56.580 on the projector in their head all day?
00:19:58.860 It's just women kissing.
00:20:00.300 Yeah.
00:20:00.500 So you think they would like that?
00:20:01.680 Well, it's always men who, like, you know, spend the most time watching porn.
00:20:05.740 That's pretty sweet.
00:20:06.620 Also, Moana, my representation right there.
00:20:08.960 Moana's such a good movie.
00:20:10.220 It's such a good movie.
00:20:11.360 That's such a- yeah, feminism.
00:20:13.020 Iconic.
00:20:13.600 Do you want to hear a fun fact?
00:20:14.640 Yeah.
00:20:15.100 After I got out of college, didn't have a job, right?
00:20:17.460 Mm-hmm.
00:20:17.920 And that's when Moana first came out.
00:20:20.020 And so then I was like-
00:20:21.180 Did it inspire you?
00:20:21.760 I was a character.
00:20:22.740 I was Moana the character for a hot minute.
00:20:24.940 I worked birthday parties.
00:20:26.520 Oh my God.
00:20:27.980 Yeah, literally.
00:20:28.920 Wait, I love that.
00:20:29.500 Some of my darkest moments, to be honest.
00:20:31.080 Moana was there for you.
00:20:33.620 I really steered into that skit.
00:20:35.240 We unlocked.
00:20:36.000 I said, y'all like a brown bitch on display?
00:20:37.860 Cool.
00:20:38.300 I'm gonna do it too.
00:20:39.260 As long as you pay me.
00:20:40.260 That's fine.
00:20:40.960 And I can't sing.
00:20:42.580 Did you have to?
00:20:43.960 I think they expected that.
00:20:45.840 That's iconic.
00:20:46.740 Right?
00:20:47.120 You're a star.
00:20:47.660 It's always been in you.
00:20:49.220 I know.
00:20:49.860 I'm like, if that path wasn't for me, I chose a different one.
00:20:52.780 Right?
00:20:53.280 Being a hardcore feminist.
00:20:56.300 Right.
00:20:56.840 A femcel, if you will.
00:20:58.120 But that's within the same vein, because Moana, feminist.
00:21:01.120 There you go.
00:21:01.740 Love.
00:21:01.880 So I'm like, you know what?
00:21:03.380 Hat on a hat.
00:21:04.080 Fits perfectly, don't you think?
00:21:05.380 So speaking of men who hate femcels like me, this stupid bitch on TikTok.
00:21:11.600 And then I guess you're the stupid bitch on Twitter.
00:21:13.720 Oh my God.
00:21:14.300 Wait.
00:21:14.700 Wait.
00:21:15.160 Are mine?
00:21:15.980 Twins.
00:21:17.940 Who's the Instagram stupid bitch?
00:21:19.620 We must find her.
00:21:20.980 We'll find her.
00:21:21.000 We'll find her.
00:21:21.880 The wings.
00:21:24.380 The infinity stones.
00:21:25.380 Literally.
00:21:26.340 Period.
00:21:26.800 Honestly.
00:21:30.520 Okay.
00:21:31.040 So for this next video, this was actually one that went pretty viral, but in like the worst
00:21:36.820 way possible.
00:21:37.900 So it's a dude ranting in his car.
00:21:40.560 Okay.
00:21:41.100 As per you.
00:21:41.860 That's how so many of them begin, isn't it?
00:21:43.840 I know.
00:21:44.620 It's like nighttime.
00:21:46.060 They put on the dramatic music.
00:21:47.660 Maybe he lights some incense in there.
00:21:49.780 You know what I mean?
00:21:50.200 Sets the tone.
00:21:51.120 Oh no.
00:21:51.360 It smells rotten.
00:21:53.500 It doesn't smell good.
00:21:55.040 Sorry.
00:21:55.420 I'm thinking of women.
00:21:56.460 You're right.
00:21:57.120 That's a woman thing.
00:21:58.540 Wanting proper hygiene.
00:22:00.300 That's for women.
00:22:01.420 But this guy basically goes into, in this video, he goes into like, why women shouldn't
00:22:08.880 chase men.
00:22:10.040 Okay.
00:22:10.500 Men are the prize.
00:22:11.660 Wait.
00:22:11.780 Why men shouldn't chase women.
00:22:14.480 Oh yeah.
00:22:15.340 Why women should chase men.
00:22:17.240 Right.
00:22:17.640 And why men shouldn't chase women because men are the prize.
00:22:21.180 We have heels.
00:22:22.440 So.
00:22:23.940 So you do it for me.
00:22:25.240 Yeah.
00:22:25.740 I will not be chasing ever.
00:22:28.080 Yeah.
00:22:28.480 I haven't ran in a minute.
00:22:29.540 So that's really not in the, I know all the decent music.
00:22:31.800 Yeah, exactly.
00:22:32.580 Get on a treadmill.
00:22:33.560 That's what they always tell me.
00:22:34.580 That's the only machine they can think of.
00:22:35.960 Well, anyways, he was talking about how women specifically should be going after men.
00:22:42.280 It shouldn't be the other way around because women have like nothing really to offer other
00:22:46.620 than a used vagina, which I mean, yeah, at me next time and a disrespectful mouth.
00:22:55.560 Tell me, is he not painting a picture of me, a used vagina and a disrespectful.
00:22:59.580 It sounds like you have a good time.
00:23:01.240 I mean, is that not me?
00:23:03.480 If you took it to a sketch artist, he would draw me, you know what I mean?
00:23:06.640 A caricature.
00:23:07.940 He would literally draw a picture of me and me in my Moana costume.
00:23:13.920 We need a Disney princess who has a used picture.
00:23:18.600 Dude.
00:23:20.200 And honestly, when, when I got tagged in that video originally, it got sent to me on Twitter
00:23:26.780 actually, like multiple times.
00:23:28.240 And they were like, Hey, come get this guy.
00:23:30.820 And then when I went to go look for it, couldn't find it.
00:23:33.900 He has you blocked.
00:23:34.720 Yeah.
00:23:35.040 He blocked me.
00:23:35.800 He's scared.
00:23:36.900 Prematurely.
00:23:37.340 How are you going to say used vaginas so boldly, but live that scared?
00:23:41.340 That's because I'm one of those used vaginas.
00:23:44.320 I think that he was referencing.
00:23:45.760 So you have an unused penis.
00:23:47.900 And you're taking it out on the has sex community.
00:23:53.720 That's like, sounds like a personal problem.
00:23:55.660 Yeah.
00:23:56.000 It sounds like you're hating from outside the club.
00:23:57.720 That's what it sounds like to me.
00:23:58.800 And my favorite thing about these men is they always use this voice where they're like,
00:24:02.000 I'm about to be so scientific.
00:24:03.540 So matter of fact, like Ben Shapiro, like ass voice.
00:24:06.840 And then they say things that are so scientifically inaccurate.
00:24:10.560 They're like, honestly, think about it.
00:24:12.480 I literally got this comment the other day.
00:24:14.140 They were like, men say, think about it.
00:24:16.220 And then they proceed to say the most meaningless shit in the universe.
00:24:19.540 But they put behind like this music that has like a symphony and an orchestra.
00:24:23.380 And they're like, they're like, honestly, men, you're the prize.
00:24:30.020 Also, when I watched the video, like all I could see was the fact that his fingernails
00:24:34.520 were so long, like ridiculously long, like dirty long.
00:24:39.220 And I was like, yeah, no wonder, no wonder, no wonder you've never seen a used vagina.
00:24:45.360 No wonder.
00:24:46.000 And also you can't just like convince women to chase men.
00:24:48.660 Like we would if maybe we had to, but that is simply not how things exist.
00:24:54.200 Well, I also think, too, that's another facet of patriarchy.
00:24:58.060 So like it really be your own homies.
00:25:00.920 Yeah.
00:25:01.220 Like you have been making the loss.
00:25:02.860 You have been signing the documents.
00:25:04.820 Yeah, literally.
00:25:06.200 The call is from inside your house.
00:25:08.340 They've been like they like created the game and they get mad that we follow the rules.
00:25:12.000 Like, I don't understand.
00:25:13.460 You set the scene.
00:25:14.460 You set the table.
00:25:15.240 I'm just sitting here eating.
00:25:15.980 Like if men are chasing women, how is that our fault?
00:25:19.700 What exactly do you want me to do about that?
00:25:21.920 And how many women are like, please don't chase me?
00:25:23.920 Yeah.
00:25:24.500 Please don't.
00:25:25.020 And how many DMs have you sent today?
00:25:26.880 Let's be honest.
00:25:28.560 How many slides have you made?
00:25:30.160 It's just honestly like a constant projection of like their involuntary abstinence.
00:25:34.960 You know what I mean?
00:25:35.680 They're like, I'm taking a pledge, but only because no one will let me break it.
00:25:40.940 So, right because of their like centimeter shaped skulls or skeletons, I think is what
00:25:46.420 they say is the reason that men will never use vagina doesn't even sound like an insult
00:25:50.600 to me anymore.
00:25:51.140 Now that I'm like, yeah, honestly, it low key sounds like scientific, like a gynecologist
00:25:57.240 would say it.
00:25:58.280 That is a used vagina.
00:25:58.880 Like this is a used vagina.
00:26:00.320 In my professional opinion.
00:26:01.680 Yeah.
00:26:01.940 This is a used vagina.
00:26:02.780 Like as a doctor, I can say that.
00:26:05.860 So we go into the comments of these videos.
00:26:09.680 This one says he's the kind of guy that tells a 16 year old she's mature for her age.
00:26:15.860 Okay.
00:26:16.140 He really is because if he's mad about unused or used vaginas and disrespectful mouths
00:26:22.320 specifically, he absolutely is looking for someone who is prepubescent.
00:26:28.060 Right.
00:26:28.540 Which when I was that age, I was putting Glee karaoke songs onto my iPhone and singing
00:26:33.760 them alone in my car, having a concert.
00:26:35.680 So how are you as an adult?
00:26:37.220 I don't know.
00:26:37.680 Like when I think of myself.
00:26:40.060 I was like a 15 year old.
00:26:42.240 Insane.
00:26:42.600 I was honestly insufferable.
00:26:44.280 Yeah.
00:26:44.740 As a 15 year old.
00:26:45.640 Like insane.
00:26:47.900 Also, why do Glee covers go so hard?
00:26:50.400 Like honestly.
00:26:51.000 They go so hard.
00:26:51.960 Almost harder than the originals.
00:26:53.080 I'll die on that hill.
00:26:54.140 I don't care what anyone says.
00:26:56.480 I don't care.
00:26:57.440 And I will have like people in my car.
00:26:59.600 I'll put on shuffle and a Glee cover will come up.
00:27:01.820 And the way that they respond, the way that they respond, it tells me a lot.
00:27:05.360 Listen.
00:27:05.700 It tells me a lot.
00:27:06.740 Listen.
00:27:07.360 If they're not.
00:27:08.400 The mashup of Let's Have a Kiki and Turkey Lurkey.
00:27:11.000 Iconic.
00:27:11.880 Revolutionary, if you will.
00:27:13.080 You know what I mean?
00:27:13.760 I miss the acapella.
00:27:15.380 Like.
00:27:17.280 If they're not going doo, doo, doo, doo.
00:27:19.160 Yeah, literally.
00:27:20.080 Right.
00:27:20.480 Takes me back.
00:27:21.280 How did we get there?
00:27:22.060 I don't know.
00:27:23.720 Okay.
00:27:24.120 This next comment says, I learned today he's 5'1".
00:27:27.280 There's no shame in the game.
00:27:28.840 But.
00:27:29.740 And there's like a funny emoji.
00:27:31.660 Which again.
00:27:33.160 I don't know.
00:27:33.820 I mean.
00:27:34.520 Obviously like these people aren't coming from a place of having a good, happy, healthy life.
00:27:40.520 Clearly.
00:27:40.980 And that's like the thing that I first see every time I see one of these videos.
00:27:44.320 I'm like.
00:27:45.140 No one who's happy would do this.
00:27:47.220 Just say things like this.
00:27:48.560 Yeah.
00:27:48.860 No one who's like confident.
00:27:50.800 And like.
00:27:51.420 Or like fulfilled.
00:27:52.620 Yeah.
00:27:52.840 In a way.
00:27:53.560 Would be doing this.
00:27:54.660 So clearly like.
00:27:55.780 Go to therapy.
00:27:56.820 Yeah.
00:27:57.300 Honestly.
00:27:57.780 Highly recommend.
00:27:58.640 And you know what?
00:28:00.840 Maybe I would forgive you.
00:28:04.140 I don't know.
00:28:05.060 Let's not get into it.
00:28:05.820 Yeah.
00:28:05.880 We'll see.
00:28:06.200 Just go to therapy.
00:28:07.100 We'll see.
00:28:07.480 We'll see what shakes out after.
00:28:08.700 Yeah.
00:28:08.900 I don't know what I mean.
00:28:11.120 Okay.
00:28:11.620 This one says.
00:28:13.080 Then talks about being obedient to him.
00:28:15.620 Sir.
00:28:15.880 I've never obeyed a speed limit sign.
00:28:17.680 What makes you think I'm going to obey a puffer fish?
00:28:20.960 Which.
00:28:21.560 Funny joke.
00:28:22.800 Honestly.
00:28:23.420 Men are like.
00:28:24.140 Women aren't funny.
00:28:25.640 And then they fire off one of those.
00:28:27.100 And then they're like.
00:28:27.660 You're the meanest person I've ever met in my entire life.
00:28:30.040 You're literally a bitch.
00:28:31.500 How do you sleep at night?
00:28:32.960 And that's why I say.
00:28:34.140 I joke all the time.
00:28:35.120 I'm like.
00:28:35.920 I said you look like you work at Skies.
00:28:38.860 Zone.
00:28:39.300 Like why is that a mean thing to say?
00:28:40.700 It's because their baseline is people laughing at their bad jokes.
00:28:45.180 They've grown up with people like fake laughing at their bad jokes.
00:28:48.140 Just to like.
00:28:49.240 Because they're men.
00:28:50.000 And to get them to be quiet.
00:28:51.180 And that's what they're used to.
00:28:52.960 So like.
00:28:53.700 Whenever there's even the slightest.
00:28:56.020 The slightest.
00:28:57.240 Opposition.
00:28:58.260 In any way.
00:28:59.580 They're like.
00:29:00.380 Plot for fish.
00:29:00.680 You know what?
00:29:01.120 You're probably a terrible person.
00:29:02.400 Yeah.
00:29:02.700 That's what it is.
00:29:03.400 And they're like crying.
00:29:04.260 While they're typing it.
00:29:05.000 Yeah.
00:29:05.400 They're literally like.
00:29:06.500 You're a bitch.
00:29:07.060 Which is so ironic.
00:29:07.900 Because men talk about protecting women all the time.
00:29:10.180 They're like.
00:29:10.800 It's in men's nature.
00:29:12.420 To protect women.
00:29:14.060 And then I get on there.
00:29:15.020 And I say they look like chowder.
00:29:16.440 And all of a sudden they're like.
00:29:17.560 Oh my god.
00:29:18.800 The women who are quiet.
00:29:20.280 Yeah.
00:29:20.780 I'm going to the hospital.
00:29:22.100 You're just a bully.
00:29:23.080 Did you see that post?
00:29:24.060 That was like.
00:29:24.620 When there were hunters and gatherers.
00:29:26.460 Actually like.
00:29:26.940 The gathering made up 80% of nutrients.
00:29:29.700 So like.
00:29:32.000 Hey.
00:29:32.400 Don't tell the alphas.
00:29:33.240 We are hardwired as providers.
00:29:35.580 Check on your nearest alpha.
00:29:36.420 You just have always loved sports.
00:29:38.760 Check on your nearest alpha.
00:29:40.080 Because that fact.
00:29:41.100 Just sent them to the hospital.
00:29:42.460 Honestly.
00:29:42.960 Yeah.
00:29:43.440 They're never.
00:29:44.060 They.
00:29:44.500 And they can't.
00:29:45.380 For people who are so up the ass.
00:29:46.880 Of like science.
00:29:48.200 You give them science.
00:29:49.600 And they're like.
00:29:50.480 What do you know?
00:29:51.000 Fuck that.
00:29:51.780 What do you know?
00:29:52.260 You have a used vagina.
00:29:53.300 So what do you know?
00:29:54.200 Your brain's too small.
00:29:55.200 And a PhD.
00:29:56.740 Well I mean.
00:29:57.440 This is an actual doctor.
00:29:59.360 A Harvard doctor.
00:30:00.960 So.
00:30:01.300 Yeah.
00:30:01.720 She would know.
00:30:02.540 Yeah.
00:30:02.900 I wouldn't.
00:30:03.540 Because I'm just a stupid bitch on TikTok.
00:30:05.880 But you're a doctor.
00:30:07.220 And I'm glad you flew me out.
00:30:11.660 Okay.
00:30:12.140 So speaking of comments.
00:30:13.200 We're going to talk about some other kinds of comments.
00:30:15.000 Right?
00:30:15.660 But we like to play this game called guess the comments.
00:30:17.660 So we're going to guess.
00:30:18.940 Whether or not this was yours or mine.
00:30:21.060 Okay.
00:30:21.400 And I actually don't know the answer to them.
00:30:22.840 Until I get to the end here.
00:30:24.020 But I'll just read them.
00:30:25.200 And then we'll use our.
00:30:26.440 Okay.
00:30:26.960 Our very small woman brains.
00:30:28.720 We'll use those to guess.
00:30:30.560 So this one says.
00:30:31.980 I'm surprised they can even hear your videos over their own mouth breathing.
00:30:36.120 Yeah.
00:30:36.420 I'm going to guess me too.
00:30:37.520 Yeah.
00:30:38.780 I'm pretty.
00:30:39.720 Yeah.
00:30:39.960 That sounds like someone in your camp.
00:30:41.920 Yeah.
00:30:43.160 Yeah.
00:30:43.760 Literally.
00:30:44.880 Mouth breathers.
00:30:46.300 That's like a huge thing to me.
00:30:49.780 Honestly.
00:30:50.460 Like that is.
00:30:51.280 Yeah.
00:30:51.580 I can't do the mouth breathing.
00:30:52.720 I can't either.
00:30:53.820 It's unsettling.
00:30:54.780 Yeah.
00:30:55.060 It's like ominous.
00:30:57.260 Ominous.
00:30:57.580 You know what I mean?
00:30:57.980 Yeah.
00:30:58.500 It feels almost haunting.
00:31:00.040 Like it's like are you good?
00:31:01.380 I love the adjectives being chosen.
00:31:03.340 I hate that.
00:31:03.820 I hate it.
00:31:04.580 Just the thought of it gives me hives to be honest.
00:31:07.640 Okay.
00:31:08.100 This one says.
00:31:09.860 I would buy air if you sold it to me queen.
00:31:13.860 That could be either of us.
00:31:15.020 That could be either of us.
00:31:16.140 Because you kind of have a feral fan base like I do.
00:31:19.760 My fan base is pretty feral.
00:31:21.740 In a great way.
00:31:22.860 I'm gonna guess you.
00:31:25.540 Really?
00:31:26.240 Me?
00:31:27.080 Okay.
00:31:27.740 I think they're saying yes.
00:31:28.840 Or no.
00:31:29.400 No.
00:31:30.060 It's actually you.
00:31:31.760 I'll sell air.
00:31:33.980 You just breathe right into it.
00:31:35.640 Honestly, I think everybody would buy that.
00:31:37.800 That's a thing right now.
00:31:38.780 I don't think that would be just for women.
00:31:40.200 I think honestly your main proponent would probably be men.
00:31:43.320 I don't have.
00:31:44.660 Yeah.
00:31:45.120 I block a lot of men every day so that I don't have a male following.
00:31:48.760 I just like to have a safe space.
00:31:50.240 Like they'll comment hot on a photo that is a thirst trap and I will block them.
00:31:54.560 Like.
00:31:55.180 And I do.
00:31:56.080 And I do.
00:31:56.600 You cross the line.
00:31:57.420 They'll say like LOL to something that's a joke.
00:31:59.420 I'm like.
00:32:01.020 You're like no.
00:32:01.960 Something about this.
00:32:03.460 I don't know.
00:32:03.880 You're all.
00:32:04.200 There was something deeper here.
00:32:05.580 Yeah.
00:32:05.880 As an empath.
00:32:06.880 I sense.
00:32:07.380 I'm sensing.
00:32:08.080 I sense violence.
00:32:09.380 Yeah.
00:32:09.580 I sense violence.
00:32:10.420 I sense hate here.
00:32:11.780 So I do.
00:32:12.380 Yeah.
00:32:12.480 That's smart.
00:32:12.860 I block men all the time mostly because they hate me but also like.
00:32:16.440 Right.
00:32:16.640 Those as well.
00:32:17.360 Yeah.
00:32:17.680 Sometimes I block creepies too.
00:32:19.500 Well yeah.
00:32:20.240 Yeah.
00:32:20.460 I don't get many of them.
00:32:21.740 I think like we both because we make content about men being shitty.
00:32:26.120 Like I think people don't realize we get a lot worse than we post.
00:32:30.880 Yeah.
00:32:31.220 Because some of them are literally just scary.
00:32:33.420 Yeah.
00:32:33.540 Some of them are like there's like illegal and there's nothing redeeming or like funny that
00:32:36.900 you can kind of do with it.
00:32:37.940 No.
00:32:38.560 So it's like.
00:32:39.640 It's just terrorizing more than anything.
00:32:41.780 Yeah.
00:32:42.420 And I'm just like well.
00:32:44.040 I read it so.
00:32:45.320 Hated that.
00:32:48.240 LOL.
00:32:49.000 Okay.
00:32:49.540 LOL.
00:32:49.900 My mental health.
00:32:51.700 Okay.
00:32:52.220 This next one says.
00:32:53.440 Oh my gosh.
00:32:53.960 I cannot believe I found you on here.
00:32:56.160 You tutored me at Harvard and you're the only reason I graduated top of my class from
00:32:59.700 Harvard Law.
00:33:00.360 I couldn't have done it without you and now I'm a billionaire lawyer who helps people
00:33:04.120 pro bono and I dedicate all my work to you.
00:33:06.620 As an empath, I'm sensing you.
00:33:09.860 I mean it's tough.
00:33:11.260 That's a tough call.
00:33:13.380 But I think it's me.
00:33:16.420 That's honestly.
00:33:17.300 See, dude, my fans and your fans are so funny.
00:33:21.080 They're diehards.
00:33:22.260 Unbelievably funny.
00:33:23.120 I love like having funny people follow me because it's just like it just makes my day
00:33:29.400 so much better.
00:33:30.600 Especially with like the unique like shitty stuff that I get a lot of the time.
00:33:35.480 Like being able to counteract that with a lot of just like really funny vivacious like
00:33:39.060 cool people.
00:33:40.180 Thank God.
00:33:40.800 Yeah.
00:33:41.080 Like I made a video once where I was people I was like talking about how people are like
00:33:44.800 oh you have a miggy's height and hairline jokes.
00:33:46.760 And I was like I make a lot of other jokes too.
00:33:49.000 Those are just like staples in my repertoire.
00:33:51.240 Right, right, right.
00:33:51.620 You know what I mean like I whip those out all the time because they work.
00:33:55.360 And because they're accurate a lot of the time unfortunately.
00:33:58.260 As soon as they stop hurting your feelings, I'm going to stop using them.
00:34:00.780 Right.
00:34:01.060 Like but they send you to the hospital every time so why would I retire those?
00:34:05.180 I wouldn't, right?
00:34:06.580 Everyone loves a classic.
00:34:07.680 Right.
00:34:08.020 And someone literally commented on the video and said men will just always be ugly and
00:34:11.660 that will always be funny.
00:34:13.200 And that is the funniest comment I've ever gotten in my life.
00:34:17.640 Next comment.
00:34:18.400 This is they might hear the word fallacy but cannot rub their brain cells together enough
00:34:23.220 to process the definition.
00:34:25.420 I'm going to say me.
00:34:26.360 Yeah, you.
00:34:27.020 I think that's me.
00:34:28.360 Yeah.
00:34:28.720 That's another word I hate that they overuse.
00:34:30.900 Fallacy.
00:34:31.460 Fallacy.
00:34:32.000 They love like the phallic part of it.
00:34:35.200 They're like I'm dropping hints that I have a penis.
00:34:37.320 They're super into that.
00:34:38.040 They're super into that.
00:34:39.040 Yeah.
00:34:39.300 Like they're like yeah I think that's what it means.
00:34:42.180 Okay.
00:34:42.760 Yeah.
00:34:43.000 You don't get it?
00:34:43.780 That's satire.
00:34:44.460 Who talk like they're on Microsoft Word using like a little thesaurus for every single thing
00:34:49.680 they say and it's like you're not fooling anyone.
00:34:54.300 He's like you just don't get this big brain humor.
00:34:56.960 Like I'm just so incredibly smart.
00:34:58.920 So like it's satire.
00:35:01.280 Maybe if you weren't a woman you would know.
00:35:03.500 He got the dictionary word of the day and he's like I'm throwing that in today.
00:35:06.500 Yeah.
00:35:06.820 And then now they just beat the word satire to death.
00:35:09.000 Okay now this last one says how do I learn to change so that I'm not that person anymore?
00:35:15.440 Oh that's on mine.
00:35:16.500 I was gonna say I think that's yours.
00:35:18.300 I was like I remember that one.
00:35:20.120 What?
00:35:21.100 What were you talking about?
00:35:22.440 I was I was talking about how if you're in a relationship with someone who makes you
00:35:25.920 feel like you're suffocating them just because like you ask for the basic love and respect
00:35:29.880 that you give them back then like you will realize you were the one who was suffocating
00:35:34.700 once it's over.
00:35:35.640 Yeah.
00:35:36.080 And he was like how do I change?
00:35:38.340 And I was like I don't know.
00:35:41.340 You said I am a doctor but I don't know that.
00:35:44.020 But not of you.
00:35:44.940 Yeah.
00:35:45.280 I can't help you unless you're my personal patient.
00:35:47.640 It's too like that's too much of a fee to go into all that.
00:35:54.440 Okay so this is our last video for today unfortunately but you'll just have to come back then if that's
00:36:00.480 the case.
00:36:01.020 I would love.
00:36:02.080 But it's from our two favorite men.
00:36:04.040 They've been described by many names.
00:36:07.360 One of them being Timon and Pumbaa.
00:36:09.300 That's who we'll use as a reference for now.
00:36:11.760 Totally.
00:36:12.200 That's who they've been described as so that's everyone if you know you know.
00:36:15.640 Right.
00:36:16.020 So they did a video basically breaking down why feminism is so bad for a nuclear family.
00:36:24.480 Right.
00:36:24.660 They said it's okay if you want to just sleep around that's totally fine if you want to like get your rocks off because they're old.
00:36:35.220 What is their definition of feminism?
00:36:37.320 Is it like that we all are saying we need to be one specific thing because feminism is like you can be anything.
00:36:44.360 They think it's like this one thing they think it's like I don't know but the real definition of feminism is that like women can be a stay-at-home mom if they want women could also be the breadwinner.
00:36:57.260 The idea of like the traditional nuclear family is just kind of something that's been sold through advertisements.
00:37:03.620 It's not like this innate biological way that we have to have like a structure because that's not what existed when humans were born.
00:37:12.060 It wasn't like you go to work and like you stay home and like do the dishes.
00:37:16.120 Like it's just that's not doesn't make sense.
00:37:18.880 It's just so dated.
00:37:19.960 Yeah.
00:37:20.400 And then like when the inception of the nuclear family ideology came out.
00:37:24.660 Yeah.
00:37:24.920 It was like legal to hate your wife.
00:37:27.020 And she couldn't open a bank account.
00:37:29.240 Yeah.
00:37:29.600 They were deemed property.
00:37:31.400 So yeah I think we're far past that.
00:37:34.300 So like this idea that feminism is like oh we just want to eradicate all men.
00:37:38.960 I mean at this rate.
00:37:41.080 Why not?
00:37:41.480 Would that be so bad?
00:37:42.820 I mean.
00:37:43.300 I mean here's the thing like you and I we have dads we have brothers so we're not sexist like we literally have like fathers.
00:37:51.880 Yeah.
00:37:52.240 So clearly we can't be sexist but sometimes.
00:37:55.780 I mean like I've met a man once.
00:37:58.540 Yeah.
00:37:58.920 I have a friend who's a man.
00:38:00.600 I literally yeah I have a couple well I don't I've known men.
00:38:05.480 I just lied like you.
00:38:06.760 I don't have any friends that are men.
00:38:08.220 I was like trying to think I was like maybe I do.
00:38:10.480 I don't know.
00:38:10.760 I was like I'm just kidding.
00:38:11.880 Like in the video he goes on to say like if you're just trying to have fun and date around feminism is fine but it does more harm than good for women because it makes it hard for them to find a man.
00:38:23.920 There's this like pseudo version of feminism I think that like actually does cater to men and is like trying to like tell you you have to like hookup culture you have to like certain things and like yeah that's not true.
00:38:38.060 That's like you could it's you should just do what you want like you should have sex when you want to have sex.
00:38:44.920 Like you don't have to enjoy casual sex if you don't that's also fine but if you do then you should and you shouldn't be judged for it.
00:38:53.280 Well and it's also it just lends itself towards this like ideology that women are just constantly trying to like be better than men like which women are already better than men.
00:39:03.900 That's just a fact.
00:39:05.380 I mean do you push humans out of your used vaginas.
00:39:08.260 We can reproduce without them.
00:39:10.440 They can't reproduce without us.
00:39:11.740 Bone marrow.
00:39:12.720 There's like scientifically we would be able to.
00:39:15.460 Harvard doctor.
00:39:16.500 What did I tell you?
00:39:19.120 I've got the tidbits.
00:39:21.060 You're like I'm actually working in the lab currently on that.
00:39:24.020 Yeah.
00:39:24.300 On finding a way to reproduce without men.
00:39:26.140 Having my own child.
00:39:27.880 I just think that like women tell men like I just want you to be nice to me and be respectful and they're like what else do you want?
00:39:35.120 It's their Joker origin story.
00:39:37.360 What else could you possibly want from me?
00:39:39.720 They get like an anime villain voice and they're like ha ha ha.
00:39:42.940 You're like this is it.
00:39:44.120 This is it.
00:39:44.740 You ruined it now.
00:39:46.120 And that's why I'm like this this whole ideology is just like equality only feels like oppression to the oppressor.
00:39:52.180 So if women aren't treated poorly what are you so afraid of?
00:39:55.560 Why don't you just let us achieve equality then what are you so afraid of?
00:39:58.200 Yeah.
00:39:58.500 If you don't want to be treated like men like how men treat women.
00:40:01.360 But that's why it doesn't make any sense because like I treat men how they treat women and all of a sudden it's a problem.
00:40:08.140 Right.
00:40:08.360 And if making money and like going to work is the harder job why are you so afraid of like your wife doing that and you having to do some of the chores?
00:40:15.560 They're like all I do is work and then women go okay well I'll work too and they're like what a selfish bitch.
00:40:21.020 How could you do this to me?
00:40:24.500 Who's going to stay home and take care of the kids?
00:40:27.260 When they say like your kids they call it like babysitting when dads are doing care of their kids.
00:40:31.600 They're like oh I'm babysitting as if he didn't like create that life.
00:40:34.900 Literally he's like I'm babysitting tonight.
00:40:37.820 Sorry I can't I'm babysitting.
00:40:39.480 My wife took the day off.
00:40:41.800 But anyways going into the comments of this horrid video from Timon of Timon and Pumbaa.
00:40:48.020 The first one says never forget that it was a paradise and heaven to Adam before God sent Eve.
00:40:55.080 I think he meant to write Eve but he wrote Eve Ava.
00:40:58.440 Okay.
00:40:59.300 So she was different.
00:41:00.620 Famously Ava.
00:41:01.580 She's like yesified actually.
00:41:03.140 Yeah she was different.
00:41:04.080 She was like the side piece.
00:41:05.600 It wasn't even Eve.
00:41:06.840 She had like long nails.
00:41:08.440 After that it becomes hell.
00:41:12.120 So interesting.
00:41:15.100 I actually have a theory.
00:41:16.940 I'm convinced that Adam ate the apple.
00:41:20.700 And like hear me out.
00:41:21.700 Why they have an Adam's apple?
00:41:23.680 Why is Adam?
00:41:24.740 Why does Adam got the apple in his throat?
00:41:26.980 That's like honestly.
00:41:27.780 If Eve is the one who did it.
00:41:29.020 I've seen people do that.
00:41:30.080 Yeah.
00:41:30.200 Like talk about that.
00:41:31.020 Like the theory behind the Adam's apple.
00:41:32.780 I'm convinced.
00:41:33.160 I don't know.
00:41:36.040 And that was the original lie.
00:41:37.720 There you go.
00:41:38.540 And then you turn around.
00:41:39.780 You go back in time and it's you.
00:41:41.620 You're Eva.
00:41:43.180 Ava.
00:41:43.720 Ava.
00:41:44.280 Ava.
00:41:44.780 You're sitting there.
00:41:45.680 And that was me.
00:41:46.940 And I was there.
00:41:47.920 And I saw it.
00:41:48.960 And I have been silent.
00:41:50.820 And then you time traveled all the way back into your Jesus?
00:41:53.280 Yeah.
00:41:53.720 That was you?
00:41:54.600 Well, I mean, yeah.
00:41:56.540 There are actually a few of us.
00:41:57.780 You just look back in time and you're all of them.
00:41:59.460 All of the important people in history.
00:42:01.820 Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised.
00:42:03.060 If that were you, you were cosplaying the entire time.
00:42:07.100 That is what I, that's like my religion, actually.
00:42:09.620 No, I'm not kidding.
00:42:10.680 Is that like once it ends, you kind of like go into the spiritual realm and like a video game.
00:42:15.360 You're like, what do I want to do next?
00:42:16.700 Like a sim?
00:42:17.380 Yeah.
00:42:17.720 Like you're playing sims?
00:42:18.600 Yeah.
00:42:18.800 But you're, but you're God now.
00:42:20.380 So you get to control them like puppets?
00:42:21.740 We're all God.
00:42:23.200 Yeah.
00:42:23.440 In our own way.
00:42:24.100 Yeah.
00:42:24.420 I would say.
00:42:26.160 This next one says, the more I comment on these, I feel like these are pointless.
00:42:31.160 We need Drew for this.
00:42:32.860 I mean, I've talked about Timon and Pumbaa many, many, many times on my account.
00:42:37.640 They're strangers to me.
00:42:38.620 I don't know who, I don't know those men.
00:42:40.320 I've never heard of them.
00:42:41.260 I wish I could go back in time and forget them.
00:42:44.300 Yeah.
00:42:44.540 I wish I could wash my like frontal lobe with bleach and then just like cleanse it.
00:42:50.340 Well, I can turn water into wine and I can wash you.
00:42:53.440 Maybe you can help me forget.
00:42:54.620 Those memories.
00:42:55.140 Why don't you just, yeah, just wipe my memory, please.
00:42:59.360 Literally just lobotomize me.
00:43:01.100 That'd be cool.
00:43:01.540 So, okay, this next one says, he thinks if he moves his hands a lot, his words will become
00:43:06.100 valuable.
00:43:07.860 That's true.
00:43:08.580 True.
00:43:08.920 They think like the way they speak, how quickly the hand gestures and the music behind it
00:43:14.720 will just make the things they say true.
00:43:16.840 And they throw the word fallacy in there.
00:43:18.020 They throw satire in there.
00:43:19.400 Yeah.
00:43:20.020 Mix it all up.
00:43:21.420 You got a bunch of bullshit.
00:43:22.360 Yeah.
00:43:23.420 A whole lot of nothing.
00:43:25.160 A bunch of anti-feminism.
00:43:26.560 Yeah.
00:43:28.040 Okay.
00:43:28.480 And this last one says, I just, I just want to be respected.
00:43:34.800 The simplicity is so sad of that comment.
00:43:37.300 It's like, yeah, that's like the heart of all of this.
00:43:40.020 That's why I said, they're literally like, just like, don't be mean to me.
00:43:43.580 And then they're like, God.
00:43:45.080 Like the baseline, the baseline for you to reply to someone is like, they've already boldly
00:43:52.780 claimed, which is like, what's so scary about it being on TikTok?
00:43:56.380 Cause I've seen it on Twitter for a while and I feel like it's still heinous, but they're
00:44:01.120 not as boldly claiming it as the people on TikTok are because it's like loudly speaking
00:44:06.680 as themselves.
00:44:07.580 Yeah.
00:44:07.860 Literally like they're literally in active danger.
00:44:11.120 Yeah.
00:44:11.480 Like their government name is on stuff.
00:44:13.640 Yeah.
00:44:14.060 And then they're like, I can't believe people are finding out where I work.
00:44:17.360 Yeah.
00:44:17.460 And they're proud of it.
00:44:18.240 I can't believe they're calling my job and trying to get me fired.
00:44:21.000 I'm all, yeah.
00:44:21.600 Turns out being horrible catches up to you, huh?
00:44:24.300 Yeah.
00:44:24.720 Just don't post it.
00:44:26.420 As I said, just cause you have the thoughts doesn't mean people need to hear them.
00:44:29.860 Like you can just keep them in there.
00:44:31.460 You know what I'm saying?
00:44:32.120 No one's, no one's holding a gun to your head telling you.
00:44:34.600 Your choices led you here.
00:44:35.760 Tell me all the worst thoughts you've ever had.
00:44:37.060 Tell them to me right now.
00:44:38.100 Record them and put them on a kid's app.
00:44:39.440 Oh, I thought you were asking me.
00:44:40.420 I was like.
00:44:44.360 No, I would never.
00:44:45.720 Okay, cool.
00:44:47.080 Right?
00:44:47.880 We're like, okay.
00:44:48.640 So that's going to do it for this episode of the comment section show.
00:44:52.640 And I want to thank the wonderful, amazing, gorgeous Harvard doctor, Michaela Oakland
00:44:57.080 herself for joining us today.
00:44:59.220 Thank you so much for having me.
00:45:00.860 I love you.
00:45:01.840 I had so much fun.
00:45:02.900 You're incredible.
00:45:03.440 And I was telling Michaela that this inspired me to go get my PhD.
00:45:08.220 I'm going to go get a doctorate.
00:45:09.220 And you at home.
00:45:10.560 It's never too late.
00:45:11.480 You know, I was scared.
00:45:12.760 I was scared to get back into education.
00:45:14.540 I'll be honest.
00:45:15.160 Like it was daunting.
00:45:16.540 I was like, am I ready to do this again?
00:45:18.140 Harvard's a hard place to get a doctorate.
00:45:20.720 Honestly.
00:45:21.320 But you just kind of have to man up.
00:45:24.240 You have to search within you.
00:45:25.820 Get the lead out.
00:45:26.720 Find the satire.
00:45:27.860 Find the fallacy.
00:45:29.580 Lean into the satire.
00:45:30.740 And do it.
00:45:31.480 Right.
00:45:31.740 And just do it.
00:45:32.380 Yeah.
00:45:32.600 That's why Michaela said she'll write me a letter of recommendation.
00:45:35.160 Right.
00:45:35.600 We'll be like Lori Loughlin.
00:45:36.780 And my word is gold to those people.
00:45:39.760 They hold you in such high regard.
00:45:41.280 It will be a breeze.
00:45:42.460 It's easy.
00:45:43.220 I don't even need the application.
00:45:44.480 And all you at home.
00:45:45.600 I'm Oprah.
00:45:46.440 You get a letter.
00:45:47.500 Yeah, you get a letter.
00:45:48.400 You get a letter.
00:45:49.040 Honestly, I'm just going to show them that she follows me on Twitter.
00:45:51.300 I think that's more than enough.
00:45:52.220 Yeah.
00:45:52.500 I think that's just like they're like approved.
00:45:54.420 Let's get this done.
00:45:56.260 Okay.
00:45:56.660 So for today's lesson, what did we learn?
00:45:59.140 Anti-feminism.
00:46:00.760 Wash your ass.
00:46:01.600 Let women speak.
00:46:02.560 There you go.
00:46:03.440 Talk loud.
00:46:04.200 And then people will believe you.
00:46:05.540 There you go.
00:46:06.200 And with your hands.
00:46:07.300 With your hands.
00:46:08.000 Emphatic.
00:46:10.200 And honestly, the truest lesson of today, that anti-feminism is a fallacy.
00:46:16.420 You're so.
00:46:17.080 Yeah.
00:46:17.900 I'm so good.
00:46:19.280 You're welcome.
00:46:21.980 Thank you so much.
00:46:22.500 That just rocked my world.
00:46:24.400 Right.
00:46:24.860 Thank you so much for joining me today.
00:46:26.280 I adore you.
00:46:26.840 Of course.
00:46:27.140 Love you the most.
00:46:27.920 You're so incredible.
00:46:28.460 Let's do lunch.
00:46:29.000 Right.
00:46:29.300 Let's do it.
00:46:30.280 And honestly, so everyone knows, where can everybody find you?
00:46:34.040 Oh, yeah.
00:46:35.520 Mostly Twitter or Instagram.
00:46:37.420 I'm trying TikTok.
00:46:38.800 But Michaela Okla.
00:46:40.920 M-I-C-H-A-E-L-A.
00:46:42.220 And She Rates Dogs.
00:46:43.400 Self-explanatory.
00:46:44.880 The legend.
00:46:45.820 Thank you so much.
00:46:46.480 Yes, herself.
00:46:47.420 Love it.
00:46:47.980 Thank you so much for joining us.
00:46:49.240 I love you the most.
00:46:50.220 And if you want to be featured on another episode of the comment section show, make sure you
00:46:54.980 tag me in the worst videos you've ever seen in your entire life.
00:46:58.300 And then I'm going to bring them here and just absolutely rip them to shreds.
00:47:02.660 Like Wolverine.
00:47:03.740 I'm going to rip.
00:47:04.560 Like, you know when people rip phone books in half?
00:47:06.440 Yeah.
00:47:06.580 That's me.
00:47:07.100 Yeah.
00:47:07.360 With these videos.
00:47:08.120 Just torn from the seams.
00:47:09.400 But they're like a very small piece of paper.
00:47:11.800 Yeah.
00:47:12.220 Because I'm a woman.
00:47:13.240 So my strength is so low because I'm a woman.
00:47:16.180 So.
00:47:17.800 Anyways, that's it for today.
00:47:19.100 Thank you so much for joining us.
00:47:20.700 Bye.
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00:47:31.920 I'm everywhere.
00:47:32.540 I'm like Poison Ivy.
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