The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

00:00:00.000 Wattpad's number one used app on any device I've ever had.

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00:00:04.100 The worst thing about Wattpad is that it's written by girls like you with them.

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00:01:18.060 Hey, bitch, it's Drew, and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show

00:01:23.680 starring me, that girl who's a little bit sick, and no, it's not COVID.

00:01:27.420 So don't start with me.

00:01:28.800 Anyways, today on the show, we have one of the best personalities on the internet.

00:01:34.920 Seriously, my favorite person that ever exists, ever in the history of always,

00:01:38.720 Miss Brittany Roski!

00:01:43.460 Happy to be here.

00:01:45.120 I'm so excited to have you here, dude.

00:01:47.940 I've been looking forward to this.

00:01:48.820 I've been shitting my pants all week.

00:01:50.420 I mean, I've been shitting my pants regardless.

00:01:52.760 Whether or not you're involved, I'd be doing it.

00:01:54.720 You know what I mean?

00:01:55.640 I just appreciate it.

00:01:55.980 IBS hits.

00:01:56.700 I'm so happy to have you here.

00:01:58.380 We honestly, we're just talking before this,

00:02:00.280 we have very similar villain origin stories into TikTok.

00:02:04.340 Yes.

00:02:04.620 Because obviously everybody knows you as the original Kabucha girl.

00:02:07.620 Some people don't.

00:02:08.760 Really?

00:02:09.160 Isn't that crazy?

00:02:09.700 Oh, because your arc has been so prominent now.

00:02:12.440 Because I did everything in my power to distance myself from it.

00:02:14.920 You're like, I don't know her.

00:02:16.240 I don't know who she is.

00:02:16.960 You know, the only people that are like,

00:02:18.260 Kabucha girl, straight men.

00:02:20.220 Which is a great, I mean.

00:02:21.980 And when they see me, fat bitch.

00:02:23.960 So, same thing.

00:02:25.160 Same thing.

00:02:26.700 It's the same thing.

00:02:27.420 It's just awful.

00:02:28.300 Yeah.

00:02:28.720 But we got fired for the same, well, not the same reason,

00:02:31.600 but we got fired from our jobs.

00:02:32.560 We both got fired, yeah.

00:02:33.540 And then now we dick around online.

00:02:34.860 Now we're both jokers.

00:02:36.560 This is our joker arc.

00:02:37.920 It truly is.

00:02:38.960 Now we're dancing on the stairs.

00:02:40.460 Literally.

00:02:40.820 Like Joaquin Phoenix.

00:02:42.100 Literally.

00:02:42.720 I dance monkey dance for anything.

00:02:45.320 I literally describe myself as like a paid jester.

00:02:48.580 That's essentially who I am.

00:02:50.040 You know what I mean?

00:02:50.400 The little bells on your feet.

00:02:51.140 Yeah, so what's the difference?

00:02:52.340 I woke up before I am, painted my face, and now I'm here.

00:02:54.960 Right.

00:02:55.520 You know what I mean?

00:02:55.920 It's the same shit.

00:02:57.560 It's the same shit.

00:02:58.880 It truly is.

00:03:01.000 So how would you say you've liked the transition now from working at the bank?

00:03:06.940 Oh, I miss the bank every day.

00:03:08.420 That's what I was going to say.

00:03:09.660 Sorry, bleep that.

00:03:10.820 I literally, like, when I say, like, it's the happiest I've ever been.

00:03:15.140 Yeah.

00:03:15.600 And that every day, even in the moments where I'm like, I really don't want to do the XYZ

00:03:21.040 thing.

00:03:21.500 It's like, well, would you rather be chained to the corporate desk?

00:03:24.700 Oh, my God.

00:03:25.280 No, I wouldn't.

00:03:26.360 Same when I wake up.

00:03:27.240 I'm like, I have two brand deals to film this morning.

00:03:30.280 I'm like, instead of going to work and sitting in gridlock.

00:03:33.440 Literally.

00:03:34.020 Two and a half hours one way.

00:03:34.980 Yeah, my joints locking up because I haven't moved in six hours.

00:03:37.900 Don't miss it.

00:03:38.500 I was literally, when I was commuting to work, I was driving two and a half hours one way.

00:03:42.320 So I was, like, going to Vegas every day.

00:03:43.900 Holy shit.

00:03:44.100 So when I was doing that shit, I literally had to stop listening to music because I was,

00:03:47.920 like, going insane.

00:03:49.240 You ever, like, be alone with yourself too much?

00:03:51.080 Yep.

00:03:51.660 Yeah.

00:03:51.940 It's like, I love myself, but there's a level.

00:03:54.060 There's a point.

00:03:54.360 It's like, now I'm like, why does anyone hang out with me?

00:03:56.880 Because I spend too much time with myself.

00:03:58.600 I'm like, I'm insufferable, low-key.

00:04:00.980 Low-key.

00:04:02.080 And now look at us.

00:04:03.260 Look at us.

00:04:03.860 Look at us.

00:04:04.520 We both filmed TikToks on the toilet.

00:04:06.820 Yeah.

00:04:07.640 Look at that.

00:04:08.120 For the betterment of society, I would argue.

00:04:10.040 Are we not twin flames?

00:04:11.400 We are.

00:04:11.780 We be shitting and talking shit at the same time.

00:04:15.120 And you know what?

00:04:15.720 That's poetry in itself.

00:04:18.340 A match made in that, honestly.

00:04:20.180 It truly is.

00:04:21.080 And you know what?

00:04:21.700 That's a great transition into our topic for today.

00:04:25.040 Because we're talking about the male and female gaze.

00:04:28.280 Thank God.

00:04:28.900 So, like, what's your understanding of the male and female gaze?

00:04:32.460 So, the male gaze is how I determine my worth, historically.

00:04:37.300 My therapist knows well, so much about it.

00:04:40.080 Yeah.

00:04:40.720 Yeah.

00:04:41.440 I learned the term from TikTok, obviously.

00:04:45.520 Yeah.

00:04:46.120 And then it kind of brought me into this spiral of, like, what does that mean for how I

00:04:50.840 that mean for how I see myself?

00:04:52.560 Yeah.

00:04:52.780 How I see other women?

00:04:53.840 Mm-hmm.

00:04:54.080 How I see famous women?

00:04:55.500 Yeah.

00:04:55.820 And then the female gaze, well, I didn't even think, you know, there was an opposite of

00:05:01.160 that.

00:05:01.460 Yeah.

00:05:01.720 There's, like, nothing really.

00:05:02.560 Yeah, and the female gaze really, from living with Sarah, who is a non-binary lesbian.

00:05:07.600 Yeah.

00:05:08.520 I've never understood the female gaze more than, you know, how a woman sees the world.

00:05:14.480 Yeah.

00:05:14.880 When it's not influenced by these outside characteristics of wanting to be attractive

00:05:19.620 for a man.

00:05:20.360 Men mean nothing to Sarah.

00:05:21.840 They play no role in her life.

00:05:23.840 How free is she?

00:05:25.220 Yeah, what's negative zero?

00:05:26.940 Literally.

00:05:27.580 She is on a different planet.

00:05:29.340 I know.

00:05:29.880 I envy it.

00:05:31.040 I do, too.

00:05:32.060 But at the same time, you know, that comes with its own struggles, too.

00:05:35.740 So, living with Sarah has really helped me see myself more through the female gaze.

00:05:40.280 Yeah.

00:05:40.440 Because she always says, like, women are art.

00:05:44.280 Even people that are not men, non-binary folk, you know, like, and specifically women, because

00:05:51.180 we're women.

00:05:51.920 Yeah.

00:05:53.080 Seeing yourself as a work of art and as this sort of divine energy, as cringe as that is,

00:05:59.920 it's true.

00:06:01.000 It's true.

00:06:01.220 To a certain extent.

00:06:02.180 We give life to the world.

00:06:04.460 Yeah.

00:06:04.940 It's crazy, because when I was, like, learning about the male-female gaze, I saw someone explain

00:06:10.420 it to me on TikTok.

00:06:11.380 They were saying, like, kind of how superheroes are written.

00:06:14.920 So, like, most men think that, like, Thor is, like, the woman's, like, ideal man.

00:06:19.660 No.

00:06:20.040 When really, it's Loki.

00:06:21.640 Right.

00:06:22.380 So, like, Loki's written through a female gaze, as opposed to Thor, who's, that's men.

00:06:26.920 Right.

00:06:27.240 Which is ironic, because that's a patriarchal standard.

00:06:29.640 Right.

00:06:29.940 Like, men have to be big and strong and manly.

00:06:32.020 So, who said that?

00:06:33.120 Not I.

00:06:33.860 No, I.

00:06:35.340 That's why I am.

00:06:36.080 I was like, that doesn't mean dog shit to me, to be honest.

00:06:37.900 Literally.

00:06:38.700 And you know what?

00:06:39.400 I think they're starting to get it, because, I mean, who is always in this conversation?

00:06:43.960 Harry Styles, Shawn Mendes, all these, like, really effeminate men.

00:06:49.040 Yeah.

00:06:49.140 And it's like, they're jealous of that, because it's like, they're scrawny.

00:06:52.560 They don't even lift.

00:06:53.620 They don't even lift.

00:06:55.380 That's the point.

00:06:56.240 Like, have you ever seen that TikTok where this guy was like, like, Pete Davidson and Jack

00:07:01.100 Harlow are, like, two of the most, like, sexualized celebrities right now by women?

00:07:05.020 And why the hell are you still going to the gym at 4 a.m.?

00:07:08.160 He's like, we need to re-strategize.

00:07:10.480 I think you shared that.

00:07:12.360 Yeah.

00:07:12.660 He's like, we need to redo something.

00:07:14.540 Boys, what are we doing?

00:07:15.420 Yeah.

00:07:15.620 He's like, we need to regroup.

00:07:17.360 Something's not right here.

00:07:19.040 Something's not sitting right with me.

00:07:20.300 No, but it's so accurate.

00:07:21.540 Yeah.

00:07:22.120 Re-strategize is the great, perfect term.

00:07:24.500 But speaking of Harry Styles, because I told you I wanted to talk to you about this.

00:07:27.720 Speaking of understanding the male and female gaze, we both have dabbled in the arts of

00:07:33.540 fan fiction, if you will.

00:07:35.000 We're authors.

00:07:36.620 Literary critics.

00:07:38.060 Right.

00:07:39.160 I mean, the pen is my sword.

00:07:43.860 That's how I like to see it.

00:07:45.500 You know what I mean?

00:07:46.700 I'm a true artist on paper.

00:07:48.720 Wait, what did you write?

00:07:50.780 Because I wrote.

00:07:51.460 My fan fiction.

00:07:52.580 My fan fiction was about the Jonas Brothers.

00:07:55.900 Because they had me in a chokehold.

00:07:57.840 Who was your bias?

00:07:59.040 Who was your favorite?

00:07:59.400 Oh, mine was Nick.

00:08:00.240 I was a Nick girly.

00:08:01.080 And I think I knew deep down that he was down for the brown.

00:08:04.100 I think I knew deep down.

00:08:04.640 You knew.

00:08:05.280 You had a feeling.

00:08:06.380 He was the only one who ended up with a brown girl.

00:08:08.280 So I was like.

00:08:08.660 And you know what else?

00:08:09.660 You said he's sick.

00:08:11.220 Yeah.

00:08:11.500 He has diabetes.

00:08:13.560 When I tell you that diabetes was a main point in my story.

00:08:17.740 Why?

00:08:18.540 When I was 14.

00:08:19.580 Because you're a good story writer.

00:08:20.500 When I was 14, I literally thought like.

00:08:22.940 I don't know why people treated it like it was terminal.

00:08:25.100 I know.

00:08:25.460 When he came out with like.

00:08:26.280 You know.

00:08:26.660 Having to deal with diabetes.

00:08:27.900 Yeah.

00:08:28.080 Everyone was like.

00:08:28.900 Oh my God.

00:08:29.840 Dude, a little bit longer.

00:08:30.980 A little bit longer.

00:08:33.060 I literally was like.

00:08:34.160 He's going to die.

00:08:35.800 I literally was like.

00:08:37.080 Oh my God.

00:08:39.140 I was like so moved.

00:08:40.800 I was like.

00:08:41.480 Like why?

00:08:42.500 I just.

00:08:43.180 Honestly, when I wrote the thing.

00:08:44.740 I hand wrote it.

00:08:45.740 By the way.

00:08:46.340 No, you didn't.

00:08:46.920 Yeah.

00:08:47.100 Because I'm a colonial woman.

00:08:48.840 English class.

00:08:49.480 Yeah.

00:08:49.580 Like a skrill.

00:08:51.220 I'm a colonial woman.

00:08:52.400 Like by whale fat candlelight.

00:08:55.180 I was writing it with a little feather.

00:08:57.380 A quill pen.

00:08:58.260 No, seriously.

00:08:59.240 I filled up like three notebooks with it.

00:09:01.320 Dude.

00:09:01.540 And I had him in it.

00:09:03.220 And like Miley Cyrus was in it.

00:09:04.980 Santa Gomez.

00:09:05.700 Naturally.

00:09:06.180 There was cheating.

00:09:07.140 A pregnancy scandal.

00:09:09.060 Damn, you want to upload it?

00:09:09.540 I wrote it.

00:09:10.100 I was novellas type B.

00:09:11.620 That's what I was writing in there.

00:09:12.620 I was writing.

00:09:13.400 I was writing plots, twists, climaxes.

00:09:16.100 You know what I mean?

00:09:16.380 Dang.

00:09:17.500 And then my sister was building a MySpace at the same time.

00:09:20.100 Yeah.

00:09:20.640 So we could like put it on MySpace.

00:09:22.360 Did you?

00:09:22.980 No.

00:09:23.580 Damn.

00:09:23.920 We literally built the whole thing.

00:09:25.480 She coded the thing and everything.

00:09:27.080 Like this bitch taught herself how to like code MySpace.

00:09:29.260 You're kidding.

00:09:30.160 Yeah.

00:09:30.360 So we customized and everything.

00:09:31.460 So you made this and never shared it with the world.

00:09:34.520 I swear.

00:09:35.340 I promised my followers when I was like, oh, when I hit one million, I'll read it to y'all.

00:09:38.740 And I can't find it.

00:09:40.240 Liar.

00:09:40.800 Some of them to this day are like, where's she at?

00:09:43.780 Where's she at, bitch?

00:09:44.960 You can't find it?

00:09:45.920 No, I can't find it.

00:09:46.940 I can't find it.

00:09:47.440 I think in shame I threw it away.

00:09:49.920 But I wish to God I had it now so I could read it like word for word how I wrote it.

00:09:54.080 Because that was so dramatic.

00:09:55.360 If you couldn't tell.

00:09:56.200 No, but I bet it was good.

00:09:58.180 It was so good.

00:09:59.300 What about yours?

00:10:00.160 So you never like read fan fiction?

00:10:03.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:03.400 Hell yeah.

00:10:03.660 Oh, you did?

00:10:04.040 So you know Wattpad.

00:10:04.900 I was so far up that ass.

00:10:06.400 I was so.

00:10:07.080 Wattpad, number one used app on any device I've ever had.

00:10:10.260 Humiliating.

00:10:11.240 I, um, the worst thing about Wattpad is that it's written by girls like you then.

00:10:17.140 Yeah.

00:10:17.860 14 and hornier than a man in his 50s.

00:10:22.140 Like, it is just criminal.

00:10:24.440 And I remember reading it.

00:10:25.440 And you know, they have no grasp on grammar.

00:10:27.060 Yeah.

00:10:27.180 So it's like, he let out a breeze.

00:10:30.160 Like, on Wattpad, it's just truly the worst grammar.

00:10:34.440 Unhinged.

00:10:35.040 Like, no comprehension of syntax or grammar or just like English in general.

00:10:39.860 It's like, I let out a short breeze.

00:10:42.820 And then he kissed me.

00:10:45.140 And I'm like, period.

00:10:46.600 You're like, that's me.

00:10:48.760 When you're reading it.

00:10:49.700 It was really, really good.

00:10:51.140 Honestly.

00:10:51.760 Good stuff.

00:10:51.940 I'm like, I, I, I was like, felt so seen when I saw you talk about your fan fiction.

00:10:57.120 Yeah.

00:10:57.480 I felt so seen.

00:10:58.140 I was like, I'm here for you.

00:11:00.560 She and I are here.

00:11:01.280 No, literally.

00:11:01.700 You know what?

00:11:02.300 If no one, we rise up.

00:11:04.360 And we're Disney adults on top of that.

00:11:06.440 You're a Disney adult?

00:11:07.240 Hell yeah.

00:11:07.840 What's your favorite Disney movie?

00:11:09.000 Ooh.

00:11:09.600 That's a hard one.

00:11:10.480 It is.

00:11:10.920 I'm going to say Ratatouille.

00:11:12.220 And that's a good choice.

00:11:13.900 I got my Mickey tattoo.

00:11:15.360 I love that.

00:11:15.880 It's like next level.

00:11:16.640 Mine's Aladdin.

00:11:17.900 Oh, that's a good one, though.

00:11:18.740 It is, right?

00:11:19.280 That's a classic.

00:11:19.920 Robin Williams.

00:11:20.540 Yeah.

00:11:21.000 Fantastic.

00:11:21.460 You can't, you can't go wrong, honestly.

00:11:23.160 Okay.

00:11:23.440 So with that being said.

00:11:25.540 Yeah.

00:11:25.720 Since we've like pretty much established that we're soulmates.

00:11:28.360 Yes.

00:11:28.640 Is what it is.

00:11:29.220 Agreed.

00:11:29.440 We're technically twins.

00:11:30.540 Yeah.

00:11:30.840 You can't even tell the difference between us.

00:11:31.580 Guys, look at us.

00:11:36.380 We're the same person.

00:11:37.760 It's true.

00:11:38.120 It's indistinguishable, honestly, from each other.

00:11:41.540 Oh, yeah.

00:11:42.180 What's your astrological thing?

00:11:43.240 I'm a Taurus.

00:11:43.920 Oh, I'm a Virgo.

00:11:45.340 I love Virgos.

00:11:46.160 Yeah, I love Tauruses.

00:11:47.300 My boyfriend's a Taurus moon.

00:11:48.620 He's stubborn.

00:11:49.600 I'm a Cancer moon.

00:11:50.800 I'm a Cancer moon, too.

00:11:52.020 You cry all the time, huh?

00:11:53.300 Yes.

00:11:54.840 Period.

00:11:56.080 Wait.

00:11:56.640 All the time.

00:11:57.220 It's like such an asterisk, though, because it's like we care very deeply, but only about

00:12:01.460 people we care about.

00:12:02.400 Right.

00:12:02.720 Other people.

00:12:03.940 Oh, I get annoyed very easily.

00:12:05.080 Yeah, same.

00:12:05.840 Yeah.

00:12:06.140 What's your rising?

00:12:07.900 Capricorn.

00:12:08.500 Oh, okay.

00:12:08.840 I'm a Sagittarius rising.

00:12:10.140 So that's like my fire.

00:12:12.120 Sagittarius.

00:12:12.660 Your rising is kind of like what other people see initially, like what they perceive you

00:12:16.140 to be?

00:12:16.680 Earth.

00:12:18.080 And both fired.

00:12:19.640 So there you go.

00:12:21.060 That's your key to being TikTok famous.

00:12:23.020 You got to get fired and you got to be an Earth sign.

00:12:24.760 You have to hit your lowest low and you will be rewarded.

00:12:27.960 You got to be truly like at your very worst.

00:12:30.540 Yes.

00:12:31.020 Yes.

00:12:31.280 And then then the universe will open up to you.

00:12:33.760 And then the creator fund says, no, not her.

00:12:36.800 Nah, it's all right.

00:12:38.340 They'll take her back.

00:12:39.480 Take her back.

00:12:40.580 Then they fire you.

00:12:42.900 TikTok firing you.

00:12:44.300 It's a funny image in my mind.

00:12:46.280 No, seriously.

00:12:47.640 Okay.

00:12:48.040 So for those of you who are new here or don't know, what we do here on the comment section

00:12:51.940 is I go over videos that I was tagged in and we like to, I like to say, bring them here

00:12:56.860 and I just rip them to shreds.

00:12:59.020 Thank God.

00:12:59.280 You know what I mean?

00:12:59.920 I, last time I described it as I just cheese grate them over a salad.

00:13:02.880 Oh, I love that.

00:13:03.740 You know, like at Olive Garden when they're like, would you like some cheese?

00:13:06.220 And then I just go to town.

00:13:07.240 Yeah.

00:13:07.540 And I just stare.

00:13:08.440 I just make eye contact.

00:13:09.420 I never say stop.

00:13:10.380 Say when.

00:13:10.960 I won't.

00:13:11.840 I won't.

00:13:12.380 I won't.

00:13:12.640 If you wait, you'll be waiting forever.

00:13:14.940 Wait, I'm fangirling.

00:13:16.020 I get to watch this in person.

00:13:17.320 Yeah.

00:13:17.660 I get to participate.

00:13:18.620 There you go.

00:13:19.440 Period.

00:13:20.040 That's what I'm saying.

00:13:20.900 So this first video that I got tagged in, I'll just give you a breakdown of it.

00:13:25.180 But essentially, a woman was basically talking about how a male coworker of hers made

00:13:30.460 her feel so uncomfortable wearing leggings to work, right?

00:13:33.840 So the next day she dressed in sweats because what she, she wants to wear something

00:13:38.480 to feel safe from men staring at her and sexualizing.

00:13:42.100 And her workplace.

00:13:43.020 Yeah.

00:13:43.340 Like she literally looked like she worked in some kind of like factory or something

00:13:46.880 too.

00:13:47.100 So they're like packing boxes.

00:13:48.520 So you're trying to be comfy.

00:13:49.960 So of course she's wearing leggings because she's trying to be comfy.

00:13:52.720 And then men are, you know, disgusting.

00:13:55.680 So can't keep it in your pants, mate.

00:13:58.280 No, honestly.

00:13:59.320 No, literally.

00:13:59.780 So like, it's almost like, that's kind of like where it falls into the male gaze because

00:14:04.100 men are like constantly seeing women in this overly sexualized manner.

00:14:09.180 Yeah.

00:14:09.500 So they feel entitled to just objectify you constantly.

00:14:13.400 Yeah.

00:14:13.760 Even when you're like wearing leggings and a big hoodie and like.

00:14:17.340 Yeah.

00:14:17.600 It's the age old question of why is there a dress code for women and not men?

00:14:22.360 Yeah.

00:14:22.820 In school.

00:14:23.540 They're like, it's a dress code for everyone except men.

00:14:25.640 It's like, you got to tuck in your shirt and women, it's like no shoulders.

00:14:28.620 Right.

00:14:28.860 No two shorts.

00:14:30.080 No.

00:14:30.300 I think that I'm glad that the conversation has started online where it's like, especially

00:14:36.280 in schools in the South, because I'm going to speak from personal experience.

00:14:39.480 Yeah.

00:14:39.940 It's hot.

00:14:41.140 Yeah.

00:14:41.800 Wearing spaghetti straps, wearing shorts, wearing whatever.

00:14:44.460 Yeah.

00:14:44.840 It's hot.

00:14:45.440 Yeah.

00:14:45.600 And I remember like, you'd have to go to the office and get a sweatshirt and put it on.

00:14:50.620 And it's like, you're kidding.

00:14:52.260 I fail to see how this is my problem.

00:14:55.180 Yeah.

00:14:55.580 Because you, like you said, keep it in your pants, mate.

00:14:58.120 Yeah.

00:14:58.460 Just literally like shoulders, shoulders are what gets you.

00:15:01.880 My 12 year old cold, my shoulders, my 12 year old collarbone is turning you on.

00:15:07.620 Go seek help.

00:15:08.940 Go to therapy.

00:15:09.800 You have got to see like immediately.

00:15:11.840 Did you ever get dress coded in school?

00:15:13.480 Yeah.

00:15:14.080 Yeah.

00:15:14.260 Me too.

00:15:14.780 Cause I thought I was a fashion girl.

00:15:16.440 Me too.

00:15:18.200 Oh my God.

00:15:18.940 In middle school.

00:15:19.860 Oh my God.

00:15:20.620 I went crazy with the outfits.

00:15:22.600 I literally would wear the most bizarre things just because I was like, this is art.

00:15:28.960 Clearly you don't see the vision.

00:15:30.680 This is a think piece.

00:15:31.760 Yes.

00:15:32.020 So.

00:15:32.520 And you're not realizing that.

00:15:33.480 So, you know, it's obviously not for everyone.

00:15:36.000 Right.

00:15:36.680 A beauty is subjective.

00:15:38.000 And you know what?

00:15:38.480 I'm visioning it in my head.

00:15:39.740 It was like Ashley Tisdale core.

00:15:41.360 Yes.

00:15:41.880 Yes.

00:15:42.280 Layers on layers on layers.

00:15:43.960 And you still got dress coded?

00:15:45.020 Yeah.

00:15:45.220 Because I literally couldn't wear, we had to wear collars.

00:15:48.300 Right.

00:15:48.700 So my like, my solution to that was I would wear like tube top, like big dresses with lots

00:15:55.460 of tulle and I would put a collared shirt on underneath it.

00:15:58.440 Ooh.

00:15:58.880 And then they would try to dress code me.

00:16:00.060 I'd be like, I'm wearing a collar.

00:16:01.460 I'm wearing a collar.

00:16:02.460 I'm wearing a collar.

00:16:03.080 But like literally the dress is like black and white.

00:16:05.460 The collared shirt's like turquoise.

00:16:07.640 All my jewelry's like, it's like that big costumey jewelry.

00:16:10.280 Yeah.

00:16:10.760 So it's like big pearls that are bright pink.

00:16:12.700 Rue 21, Forever 21.

00:16:14.140 Yeah.

00:16:14.500 Like what's the charming chart?

00:16:16.020 Charming chart.

00:16:18.660 I was all up in that shit.

00:16:20.480 How much money did we give those institutions?

00:16:22.460 Honestly, for jewelry that would break in like a week.

00:16:25.140 And turn my whole body green?

00:16:26.460 Yeah, literally.

00:16:27.500 I'm so allergic on that shit.

00:16:28.600 Like it would rot on my body.

00:16:30.660 Washing your hands.

00:16:31.220 As I'm wearing it disintegrating on me.

00:16:34.200 One time I wore these like gold lame like tights.

00:16:38.020 Period.

00:16:38.560 Underneath shorts that were bright green.

00:16:40.960 And then I wore these like platform checkered vans that were like boots.

00:16:45.060 And like a white collared shirt.

00:16:46.600 I wore that to class.

00:16:47.700 You wore that girl.

00:16:48.380 On a Friday morning.

00:16:49.520 Yes.

00:16:49.880 I walked in at 7 a.m.

00:16:51.540 Late to school.

00:16:52.740 Like that.

00:16:53.220 Dressed like that.

00:16:53.840 With a McDonald's frappuccino.

00:16:54.580 With my big frappuccino.

00:16:55.920 I was just like that.

00:16:56.660 Just my big frappuccino.

00:16:58.560 I walk in with my venti frapp.

00:17:00.480 I'm like.

00:17:01.540 And what I mean.

00:17:02.240 I walked in.

00:17:03.220 My principal.

00:17:04.300 Straight to the office.

00:17:05.000 He literally didn't even let me.

00:17:05.820 He's like.

00:17:06.600 Go to the office.

00:17:07.060 And then his excuse was that I was a distraction.

00:17:10.300 I was labeled a distraction.

00:17:11.940 Sent home from work.

00:17:12.900 Maybe.

00:17:13.780 They had an HR meeting about me afterwards.

00:17:18.520 They literally were like.

00:17:19.880 This bitch is too much.

00:17:21.180 Like.

00:17:21.660 They were literally like.

00:17:22.420 I don't know what to tell you.

00:17:23.080 It's ugly.

00:17:23.660 Take it off.

00:17:24.140 When you walked in with every single fabric.

00:17:26.440 From the fabric store.

00:17:27.600 Every color you could think of.

00:17:28.860 I was just like.

00:17:29.900 All of it.

00:17:30.440 Put it all in my body.

00:17:31.420 This is me.

00:17:32.020 And if you can't accept me.

00:17:33.060 I'm out of here.

00:17:33.620 I said.

00:17:33.960 Who said I can't wear a converse with my dress?

00:17:36.900 You know who said that?

00:17:37.640 David Lovato.

00:17:39.340 That's just me.

00:17:40.360 You in the principal's office.

00:17:41.380 Yeah.

00:17:41.500 That's just me.

00:17:43.500 Like.

00:17:43.880 Come on.

00:17:44.820 I was like.

00:17:45.920 You guys are so behind the times.

00:17:48.080 Clearly.

00:17:50.720 Dude.

00:17:51.040 Visual ascending me.

00:17:55.020 Oh my gosh.

00:17:55.500 I wish I took a picture of it.

00:17:56.920 The peak for me was.

00:17:58.640 Hot topic fashion.

00:17:59.740 In like seventh grade.

00:18:00.820 Yeah.

00:18:01.300 Neon everything.

00:18:02.400 I had the little fingerless gloves.

00:18:03.860 Yeah.

00:18:04.540 Up the arm.

00:18:05.500 Did you do like the layering?

00:18:06.600 Like you put like the camis.

00:18:08.320 On the camis.

00:18:09.080 Yeah.

00:18:09.720 Over the shirt.

00:18:10.580 Do you remember.

00:18:11.200 Well that was also the Hollister era.

00:18:12.780 Apostle age too.

00:18:13.660 Yeah.

00:18:13.860 Yeah.

00:18:14.100 I used to do.

00:18:15.860 We'll get back to the male gaze in a second.

00:18:18.440 This is the female gaze.

00:18:19.820 That we're talking about.

00:18:20.580 This is women appreciating women.

00:18:23.980 I would do.

00:18:25.180 They used to sell those half shirts.

00:18:26.940 Oh yeah.

00:18:27.320 They weren't crop tops yet.

00:18:28.720 Because we were all 12.

00:18:29.760 Yeah.

00:18:30.860 I used to take the cami down to like my mid thigh.

00:18:35.080 Yeah.

00:18:35.420 So my little gut would show.

00:18:36.780 And then my little half top.

00:18:38.100 And then shorts that were too tight.

00:18:39.620 And then I'd layer some like studded belts.

00:18:41.320 And like different socks.

00:18:42.720 Loved the high top socks.

00:18:43.960 Oh my god.

00:18:44.480 Yeah.

00:18:44.620 Me too.

00:18:45.120 Did you have those.

00:18:46.220 Those.

00:18:46.560 They were not jackets.

00:18:47.640 But they zipped up.

00:18:49.060 And they had like a hood.

00:18:50.320 But they were short sleeves.

00:18:51.320 Sleeveless.

00:18:51.720 Yeah.

00:18:51.960 And they had like patterns on them.

00:18:54.080 Oh yeah.

00:18:54.560 Oh I wore the shit out of those.

00:18:55.700 Yep.

00:18:56.020 I'd wear those.

00:18:56.540 I'd layer like three tops underneath them.

00:18:58.600 So good.

00:18:59.300 Sweating.

00:19:00.000 I've like my forehead's all sweaty.

00:19:01.660 I would.

00:19:02.040 Okay.

00:19:03.000 How awful do you think we smelled?

00:19:06.280 I don't even want to know.

00:19:07.200 To be honest.

00:19:07.960 You know how bad 7th graders smell dude?

00:19:09.520 It's like an onion farm.

00:19:10.860 And you know what's so funny?

00:19:12.000 I'd be looking at myself.

00:19:13.240 I'd be like I'm killing it.

00:19:14.740 Even at the end of the day.

00:19:16.020 At 2.30pm it's like 90 degrees outside.

00:19:18.680 You just had milk for lunch.

00:19:19.780 I had milk and hot Cheetos for lunch.

00:19:23.840 A pizza.

00:19:24.640 A Chuck E. Cheese pizza.

00:19:25.960 For lunch.

00:19:27.160 And I'm looking at myself and it went on.

00:19:28.540 I'm all damn bitch.

00:19:29.440 I said work, work bitch, work that shit.

00:19:34.180 You catch your reflection like god damn.

00:19:36.500 I was like ooh.

00:19:38.160 Everybody's panties are soaked when they see me.

00:19:40.460 When they see me immediately.

00:19:42.140 They were desert dry.

00:19:42.940 They're like.

00:19:44.080 I would go to the bathroom.

00:19:45.880 Excuse me.

00:19:46.240 I'd go to the bathroom.

00:19:47.160 Spritz my whole body with a whole bottle of perfume.

00:19:49.420 Of Love Spell.

00:19:50.820 Love Spell.

00:19:51.460 Yeah.

00:19:51.740 Some very sexy perfume.

00:19:53.520 Remember that one?

00:19:53.940 Body Works.

00:19:54.520 Yeah.

00:19:54.640 Bombshell was a great one.

00:19:55.840 Yeah.

00:19:56.460 They used to sell those little purse size ones.

00:19:58.720 Oh yeah.

00:19:59.340 The little minis.

00:20:00.480 They'd come in like four.

00:20:01.560 Yeah.

00:20:02.240 I thought I had the boys on their knees.

00:20:04.340 I thought they're like in my stocking stuffer.

00:20:06.080 I'd be like ooh.

00:20:08.260 Everyone's going to.

00:20:09.200 Everyone's just going to come so hard when they see me.

00:20:11.140 Yeah.

00:20:11.420 They're going to smell me.

00:20:12.400 Yeah.

00:20:12.520 From a mile away.

00:20:13.380 You know what though is I remember like around that time.

00:20:16.600 To bring it back.

00:20:18.200 Were you dressing to get men's attention?

00:20:20.900 Yeah.

00:20:21.080 Boys attention?

00:20:21.700 Absolutely.

00:20:22.360 Yeah.

00:20:22.540 I think to some extent.

00:20:23.940 Because fashion.

00:20:24.540 I mean when I was wearing the gold leggings.

00:20:26.160 I think that was for me.

00:20:27.400 That's what I'm saying.

00:20:27.980 I don't think that was for anyone but me.

00:20:29.480 That level of fashion where like you were up at 3.45 in the morning.

00:20:34.120 Like crafting.

00:20:34.760 Like planning it.

00:20:35.520 Yeah.

00:20:35.760 Your Met Gala look.

00:20:36.640 It's just algebra.

00:20:37.620 I have like the pin cushion but I'm not sewing anything.

00:20:40.400 I have like a tape.

00:20:41.760 That's the measuring thing around my neck.

00:20:43.540 I have glasses on.

00:20:45.100 And I'm like sketching it out.

00:20:46.320 I'm sketching it up.

00:20:47.980 Why'd you work on me?

00:20:49.420 She's like go to sleep bitch.

00:20:51.400 Literally.

00:20:51.920 I'm doing that but I'm wearing already made clothes.

00:20:54.220 Right.

00:20:54.640 Like yeah.

00:20:55.240 No.

00:20:55.580 Yeah.

00:20:55.900 You're right actually.

00:20:56.820 At that point I would say I was dressing for myself.

00:20:59.440 Yeah.

00:20:59.740 When I got older.

00:21:00.780 Like high school.

00:21:01.940 So walk me through that.

00:21:03.080 How did your.

00:21:03.680 Were you at a magnet school?

00:21:04.960 Is that why you had to wear a colored shirt?

00:21:06.520 No.

00:21:07.040 It was like a.

00:21:08.040 It was a.

00:21:08.980 What do you call it?

00:21:10.400 Not a private school.

00:21:11.720 But like.

00:21:12.860 Like a district school.

00:21:14.300 I guess.

00:21:14.640 It's just.

00:21:15.060 They just had dress code.

00:21:15.860 But it was public school.

00:21:16.980 Technically.

00:21:17.680 But like.

00:21:18.180 I went to a public high school too.

00:21:19.560 Okay.

00:21:19.740 So you got to.

00:21:20.560 Yeah.

00:21:21.060 To experiment with.

00:21:22.700 Clothing.

00:21:23.180 Yeah.

00:21:23.280 But the dress code was a little less stringent in my high school.

00:21:26.000 Like they didn't really care as much.

00:21:27.580 Unless like.

00:21:28.560 The shorts were like all the way up your ass.

00:21:30.380 They didn't really care.

00:21:31.320 No Daisy Dukes here.

00:21:32.660 So what would you wear in high school?

00:21:34.980 I think in high school.

00:21:35.780 I kind of just dress like how everybody else did.

00:21:38.040 Which is.

00:21:38.480 I guess.

00:21:39.280 The male gaze.

00:21:40.080 Because you're kind of leaning into what's popular.

00:21:42.420 A hundred percent.

00:21:42.940 So you're like.

00:21:43.460 Oh this is what.

00:21:44.500 It's popular because.

00:21:45.800 Men find it attractive.

00:21:47.020 Yeah.

00:21:47.280 Which you don't think of at the time.

00:21:49.500 No.

00:21:50.040 Yeah.

00:21:50.400 And it's also.

00:21:51.240 With these trending.

00:21:52.840 You know like.

00:21:53.960 Hollister.

00:21:54.640 And all that.

00:21:55.240 It's like.

00:21:55.600 I just.

00:21:55.940 It's a status symbol too.

00:21:57.200 Yeah.

00:21:57.400 So not only am I hoping that.

00:21:58.660 The boys are looking at me.

00:21:59.740 I want people to think that I'm like rich.

00:22:01.260 Yeah.

00:22:01.800 And like there.

00:22:02.920 Like I'm with the times.

00:22:04.080 Yeah.

00:22:04.300 I think I let go of the male gaze.

00:22:06.620 Actually kind of late.

00:22:07.640 Like probably late teens.

00:22:09.280 Yeah.

00:22:09.560 Early 20s.

00:22:10.720 Is kind of when I let it go.

00:22:11.840 Because that's when I started.

00:22:13.520 Wearing like oversized stuff a lot.

00:22:15.580 Yeah.

00:22:15.860 Because I never used to wear oversized stuff.

00:22:17.300 Because I used to think like.

00:22:18.200 Oh like what if this makes me look boxy.

00:22:20.000 Or whatever that means.

00:22:20.740 Especially because you're tall.

00:22:22.220 Yeah.

00:22:22.860 I've always been plus size.

00:22:24.240 Me too.

00:22:24.740 So oversized things for me was always like.

00:22:26.600 Well I already.

00:22:27.800 Same.

00:22:28.300 I would get so mad.

00:22:29.300 Because I'm like.

00:22:29.540 You bitches are selling out the 2X.

00:22:31.120 I wear a 2X.

00:22:32.200 Yeah.

00:22:32.460 Yeah.

00:22:32.720 You're a please stop.

00:22:33.520 Please stop.

00:22:33.860 I don't blame Ariana Grande's sleeves.

00:22:35.160 Bitch.

00:22:35.520 I don't have clothes.

00:22:36.380 They're washing their hands with their sleeves over there.

00:22:38.560 Soaking wet.

00:22:39.280 Yeah.

00:22:40.000 Stained with Valentina.

00:22:41.640 I'm so tiny.

00:22:42.440 I'm just so tiny.

00:22:43.520 That's why.

00:22:44.180 A little baby.

00:22:44.940 I'm just a little baby.

00:22:46.760 Like Remy the rat.

00:22:48.160 Literally.

00:22:48.720 See.

00:22:49.340 Literally.

00:22:50.080 That's why I was like.

00:22:51.020 I think when I got older.

00:22:52.240 I started wearing oversized stuff.

00:22:54.040 I started feeling more like.

00:22:55.100 I was finding my style.

00:22:56.060 A little bit more.

00:22:56.860 Because that's what I like to wear.

00:22:58.360 Right.

00:22:58.800 Like really oversized things.

00:23:00.220 Or like more so.

00:23:01.820 Like I love to wear platforms.

00:23:03.440 Yeah.

00:23:03.600 Because I think for a long time.

00:23:04.560 I never wore anything that made me taller.

00:23:06.720 Because I hated being tall.

00:23:07.680 Me too.

00:23:08.160 Yeah.

00:23:08.440 I talked about that with Sarah a little bit.

00:23:10.180 Yeah.

00:23:10.720 But she was like saying.

00:23:11.840 Is that bad?

00:23:12.540 Like when I said I was like 5'4.

00:23:14.440 When I was 10.

00:23:15.880 So she was like.

00:23:16.740 Is that bad?

00:23:17.760 And I was all.

00:23:18.620 It's concerning.

00:23:19.840 Like ominous.

00:23:20.880 Medically.

00:23:21.580 I would say.

00:23:22.260 It's a little frightening.

00:23:24.360 For the boys that are 4'1.

00:23:27.020 Well that's why I told you like.

00:23:28.300 You'd be like.

00:23:28.960 Sir.

00:23:30.400 Come on.

00:23:31.100 This is for 12 year olds.

00:23:32.500 Sir.

00:23:33.300 I'm going to need you to leave.

00:23:34.600 Sir.

00:23:35.020 Get off the field.

00:23:36.520 Dads aren't allowed to participate.

00:23:38.280 That is so awful.

00:23:39.340 Like literally I'd be saying.

00:23:40.400 I look like the coach.

00:23:41.380 Like I'm sitting next to all the little girls.

00:23:43.280 I'm well.

00:23:43.520 Like that's so awful.

00:23:44.840 Yeah.

00:23:45.040 And I got a giant head too.

00:23:46.460 So they didn't buy it.

00:23:47.420 Oh me too.

00:23:47.540 They didn't buy it when I was like.

00:23:48.800 You know what though?

00:23:49.680 Who's laughing now?

00:23:50.480 That's what I'm saying.

00:23:51.300 I took this big ass head to the bank bitch.

00:23:53.460 That's what I did.

00:23:54.800 You led with your head all the way.

00:23:56.620 I crashed that thing open with this big ass head.

00:23:58.600 The bank you used to work at.

00:23:59.860 That's the one I broke open with this noggin bitch.

00:24:04.100 Is she knocking on the front door with her forehead?

00:24:08.780 What's the one I just watched last night as I was on the toilet?

00:24:12.960 Where you were like fat for lack of a better word.

00:24:17.740 Fat women just exist.

00:24:19.080 And men are like you're fat and ugly.

00:24:21.200 Yeah.

00:24:21.640 You are so fat and disgusting and ugly.

00:24:23.580 And they're like I didn't ask.

00:24:24.720 Yeah they're literally like you.

00:24:26.000 They're like smiling in one direction.

00:24:27.760 And then they're like just so you know.

00:24:29.260 I would never date you.

00:24:30.560 I would never date you in a million years.

00:24:32.020 And that in a sentence is my trauma.

00:24:33.700 Like that is my whole obsession with male validation.

00:24:37.820 And like letting go of the male gaze.

00:24:39.580 Is that.

00:24:40.280 I've been told that my whole life.

00:24:41.520 Really?

00:24:42.100 And you know why?

00:24:42.820 That's why I'm funny.

00:24:44.080 It's my trauma.

00:24:44.840 There you go.

00:24:45.500 Being rejected by men.

00:24:46.480 It's my trauma.

00:24:47.080 And I'm better because of it.

00:24:48.220 You're like God gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors.

00:24:51.180 And you're like.

00:24:51.720 Yeah strongest warrior right here.

00:24:52.900 And you're like maybe.

00:24:54.720 But don't test me too hard.

00:24:56.000 Don't push me too hard please.

00:24:57.240 I don't want to test the theory.

00:24:58.200 Yeah please.

00:24:58.900 You know.

00:24:59.480 Sometimes you can give it to somebody else.

00:25:00.920 Right.

00:25:01.280 If you.

00:25:01.700 If it's.

00:25:02.020 It's cool with me.

00:25:02.600 Yeah it's an army.

00:25:03.280 I'm not the lone soldier.

00:25:03.900 Yeah if you want to offload it on someone else for once.

00:25:06.240 Yeah.

00:25:06.660 That'd be great.

00:25:07.200 You could for sure.

00:25:08.000 Just try it.

00:25:08.680 You know.

00:25:09.000 It's like.

00:25:09.440 Let's vacation with somebody else for a little bit.

00:25:11.780 Yeah.

00:25:13.120 So in this next comment it says.

00:25:14.900 A perfect example of how objectification.

00:25:17.480 Has nothing to do with clothes.

00:25:18.940 And everything to do.

00:25:19.800 With seeing a person as an object.

00:25:21.420 To project onto.

00:25:22.680 Yeah.

00:25:23.220 Well duh.

00:25:23.720 Yeah that's like.

00:25:24.600 I mean.

00:25:24.980 I'm saying duh.

00:25:25.820 But like.

00:25:26.240 I mean duh as to women.

00:25:28.000 Right.

00:25:28.480 Yeah that's pretty obvious to us.

00:25:30.580 Some dude is like.

00:25:32.160 He was objectifying her.

00:25:34.420 Yeah he's like.

00:25:35.680 Wait.

00:25:37.120 Time out.

00:25:37.920 Wait.

00:25:39.100 So you're saying.

00:25:40.540 That you're humans.

00:25:42.340 I'd like to say.

00:25:43.140 I don't believe it.

00:25:44.540 I don't believe it.

00:25:45.280 Yeah.

00:25:45.720 I don't believe it.

00:25:46.580 You know what else.

00:25:47.600 In the same topic of like.

00:25:49.880 Male gaze.

00:25:50.540 Female gaze.

00:25:51.480 Women see each other as.

00:25:52.940 You know like.

00:25:54.720 When you're making a friend.

00:25:56.320 Yeah.

00:25:56.620 Like girls in the bathroom.

00:25:58.260 It's like.

00:25:59.120 We have hobbies and passions.

00:26:01.380 Yeah.

00:26:01.800 And interests.

00:26:02.500 Yeah.

00:26:02.660 And things like that.

00:26:03.260 And we're incredibly intelligent.

00:26:05.260 Mm-hmm.

00:26:05.600 But to a man.

00:26:07.300 It's how you can fit into his life.

00:26:09.920 Yeah.

00:26:10.180 Did you see this TikTok?

00:26:11.160 Yeah.

00:26:11.320 Yeah.

00:26:11.720 I think so.

00:26:12.720 Where it was like.

00:26:13.240 It's almost like out of convenience.

00:26:14.660 Exactly.

00:26:15.020 They just want a companion.

00:26:16.280 Yeah.

00:26:16.660 To do what they're already doing.

00:26:18.300 Instead of like.

00:26:18.760 Someone that will perfectly fit into their life.

00:26:20.760 Yeah.

00:26:21.340 That's why men's dating profiles are like.

00:26:23.400 You need to like.

00:26:24.840 Fishing.

00:26:25.660 And like.

00:26:26.520 The gym.

00:26:27.480 Yeah.

00:26:28.240 Lifting.

00:26:28.820 Driving.

00:26:29.460 Cryptocurrency.

00:26:30.500 Motorcycles.

00:26:30.980 Crypto.

00:26:31.540 You have to love Ben Shapiro.

00:26:33.300 Like all the things that he likes.

00:26:34.760 It's not like.

00:26:35.760 I would love to get to know you.

00:26:37.260 Never has a men's dating profile said.

00:26:39.080 Would love to get to know you.

00:26:40.040 Never.

00:26:40.540 Because he doesn't.

00:26:41.260 No.

00:26:41.380 He doesn't want to get to know you.

00:26:42.280 Never.

00:26:42.540 He just wants to know if you jerk it to Joe Rogan.

00:26:44.760 Yeah.

00:26:44.940 Like he does.

00:26:45.440 Do it jiggle.

00:26:46.260 Yeah.

00:26:46.660 Is what he wants to know.

00:26:48.000 From the back.

00:26:48.880 Do it be jiggling from the back.

00:26:50.160 That's all I want to know.

00:26:51.180 That's all I need to know.

00:26:52.220 Check yes or no.

00:26:53.100 That's it.

00:26:54.240 If not swipe left.

00:26:56.140 Fatty.

00:26:56.940 That's literally what it says.

00:26:58.780 I guarantee it.

00:27:00.120 That's what they're thinking all the time.

00:27:01.520 No fat bitches.

00:27:02.420 That's what.

00:27:02.820 That's what.

00:27:03.360 Those big stickers that go in the back of your fucking Ford.

00:27:06.520 Bumper sticker.

00:27:07.120 Yeah.

00:27:07.400 Your Ford truck.

00:27:08.320 No fat bitches.

00:27:08.740 It's just a giant sticker.

00:27:10.620 That takes up the whole window.

00:27:12.140 American flag.

00:27:12.840 A decal.

00:27:13.180 No fatties.

00:27:13.740 Yeah there's a bald eagle in the corner.

00:27:15.440 Yes.

00:27:16.000 The Punisher skulls up there too.

00:27:18.140 Don't tread on me.

00:27:21.840 Dude.

00:27:22.520 I literally.

00:27:23.380 I'm like.

00:27:24.260 That's why the male gaze is so wild to me.

00:27:27.220 Because if they really tried to understand it.

00:27:29.140 Yes.

00:27:29.620 Like it's like.

00:27:31.060 They work out and they do all this shit.

00:27:32.680 And they get these like.

00:27:33.880 Giant cartoon pecs.

00:27:35.240 And then it's like still not enough.

00:27:36.880 Yeah.

00:27:37.400 They're like.

00:27:38.440 I can't believe the bitches aren't falling around me.

00:27:40.740 Yeah.

00:27:41.020 That's wild.

00:27:41.700 Yeah.

00:27:42.020 Go figure.

00:27:42.740 Yeah.

00:27:42.940 I don't want a man with bigger boobs than me.

00:27:44.800 Nah.

00:27:45.780 I don't like.

00:27:46.440 And it just doesn't do anything if you're insufferable.

00:27:49.700 Right.

00:27:49.820 That's like my whole point.

00:27:50.800 Yes.

00:27:51.100 Yes.

00:27:51.160 One of my first Jimbro videos to like ever go viral.

00:27:54.660 I was like talking about how like.

00:27:56.400 I was defending this dude that was attacking like thinner dudes.

00:27:59.220 Like.

00:27:59.540 Dudes built like Pete Davidson.

00:28:00.820 Right.

00:28:01.200 And they're.

00:28:01.760 And he's like making fun of him because he has a hot girlfriend.

00:28:04.320 And I'm like.

00:28:05.040 He has a girlfriend and you don't bitch.

00:28:06.840 Think about it.

00:28:07.520 The math ain't math in.

00:28:08.640 Yeah.

00:28:08.840 Like what are you laughing at?

00:28:10.020 Being alone?

00:28:10.840 Right.

00:28:11.120 Like going home alone?

00:28:12.680 Like that's what you're laughing at?

00:28:14.100 This dude's got a hot girlfriend.

00:28:15.540 He's all take that.

00:28:16.680 Yeah.

00:28:17.060 Take that.

00:28:17.520 Not me.

00:28:18.280 Look.

00:28:18.660 Got him.

00:28:19.320 Got him.

00:28:20.220 That's what he's thinking.

00:28:20.940 Literally.

00:28:21.360 They're like.

00:28:22.080 It's the delusion.

00:28:23.740 Yeah.

00:28:23.980 That's why I literally say I'm like.

00:28:25.380 I don't know.

00:28:25.800 Grow a personality.

00:28:26.800 Yes.

00:28:26.980 Outside of counting macros.

00:28:28.580 It's so hard for them though because they were never forced to.

00:28:31.880 Yeah.

00:28:32.040 When you're an attractive man.

00:28:33.600 Mm-hmm.

00:28:33.820 Or an attractive person in general.

00:28:35.300 Or just a man.

00:28:36.120 Yes.

00:28:36.420 Or just a man.

00:28:37.200 Yeah.

00:28:37.500 You were never forced to develop a personality.

00:28:39.560 Yeah.

00:28:40.660 Like hot funny dudes always get the girls.

00:28:43.940 And that's why they're the players.

00:28:45.360 Yeah.

00:28:45.520 Because they have a personality that's attractive.

00:28:48.360 I literally like when people are.

00:28:51.240 You know.

00:28:51.680 They go on dating apps.

00:28:52.680 And I know that people can be.

00:28:55.220 What's the word?

00:28:56.520 Like women can be kind of surface level as well.

00:28:58.800 Superficial.

00:28:59.360 Yeah.

00:28:59.580 They just want a hot dude.

00:29:00.800 Yeah.

00:29:01.740 Have their fun with them.

00:29:02.920 And then kind of discard them the way that men do to women as well.

00:29:06.000 Yeah.

00:29:06.120 But I just like.

00:29:07.720 I don't know.

00:29:08.180 I think at the end of the day.

00:29:09.380 Why are we on dating apps?

00:29:10.660 It's because we're all so lonely.

00:29:12.200 Yeah.

00:29:12.600 And we just want a good conversation with someone that could be a life partner potentially.

00:29:16.260 Yeah.

00:29:16.440 I think my beef with it too is like at least women who want that are honest.

00:29:23.380 Like at least they're like I'm not looking for nothing but this.

00:29:26.200 Men try to like pretend like they're like looking for lifelong.

00:29:29.240 Companionship.

00:29:29.640 Yeah.

00:29:30.020 And then they're like.

00:29:32.120 Nah.

00:29:32.640 You're a fat bitch.

00:29:33.500 So.

00:29:33.800 Yeah.

00:29:34.000 I'm over it.

00:29:34.600 But can I get with other hoes too?

00:29:36.160 Yeah.

00:29:36.500 Or will you be mad?

00:29:37.480 That's what I'm saying.

00:29:38.160 They're like.

00:29:38.540 Oh.

00:29:38.920 But Tristan Thompson can do it.

00:29:40.720 I'm like.

00:29:41.160 Okay.

00:29:41.460 You don't have Tristan Thompson money.

00:29:43.300 So you can't really bitch like a Tristan Thompson.

00:29:45.340 Like it's like these dudes who are speaking on behalf of rich dudes all the time.

00:29:48.060 They're like.

00:29:48.720 But we.

00:29:49.540 Who's we?

00:29:50.060 Who's we?

00:29:50.840 Who's we?

00:29:51.480 My brother.

00:29:52.040 Yeah.

00:29:52.260 Yeah.

00:29:52.700 They're like.

00:29:53.260 But we see men like us.

00:29:54.880 Us.

00:29:56.160 Us.

00:29:56.740 Us.

00:29:57.200 That's why I said.

00:29:57.980 You think.

00:29:58.800 You're not even in the same like world.

00:30:01.120 Let alone tax bracket.

00:30:02.200 You're working in and out.

00:30:03.180 That's why I said.

00:30:03.920 I say that all the time.

00:30:04.760 I'm like.

00:30:05.000 You work at the Regal Cinema.

00:30:06.620 Like.

00:30:06.920 Yeah.

00:30:07.060 What does that.

00:30:07.920 In what world are you on the same level as like Tristan Thompson.

00:30:12.040 Even though he's.

00:30:12.720 Right.

00:30:12.940 Not good either.

00:30:13.700 Right.

00:30:14.140 But that's why I said.

00:30:15.000 It's like.

00:30:15.400 It's a give and take.

00:30:16.380 Yeah.

00:30:16.480 Because at least women are honest.

00:30:17.900 Yeah.

00:30:18.220 Women are like.

00:30:18.860 Nah.

00:30:19.060 I'm just looking for a hot piece of ass.

00:30:20.320 Because I'm horny.

00:30:21.460 At least they're honest.

00:30:22.480 Yeah.

00:30:23.000 Men are like.

00:30:23.720 Oh.

00:30:24.200 No one understands me.

00:30:25.600 You know.

00:30:25.920 You know what my tea is every time.

00:30:27.960 Which is.

00:30:28.720 Why the.

00:30:29.400 The comment of.

00:30:30.180 You know.

00:30:30.320 I would never date you.

00:30:31.520 Yeah.

00:30:31.620 It's so hard is because it's like men want that emotional support.

00:30:37.180 Yeah.

00:30:37.580 And they want to cosplay a relationship.

00:30:39.420 Yeah.

00:30:39.780 But when it actually comes down to like committing.

00:30:42.700 Accountability.

00:30:43.300 Yes.

00:30:43.640 And like are you someone in my life that I can rely on.

00:30:46.640 Mm-hmm.

00:30:47.180 Immediately no.

00:30:48.040 Yeah.

00:30:48.580 And then they make you feel crazy.

00:30:50.040 Yeah.

00:30:50.380 They want all the perks of a relationship without the actual accountability of a relationship.

00:30:55.080 They don't want to actually commit to you.

00:30:56.840 Exactly.

00:30:57.360 Yeah.

00:30:57.460 Because then they're tied down.

00:30:58.620 And then it's also like.

00:30:59.580 But why are you texting me good morning gorgeous.

00:31:03.040 Don't say that shit to me.

00:31:04.700 Don't tell me that.

00:31:05.540 Are you a psycho.

00:31:06.640 That's right.

00:31:07.400 It's like.

00:31:08.300 It's.

00:31:08.460 It's just so bizarre to me.

00:31:09.980 Because women can tell.

00:31:11.460 Like they can see through it now.

00:31:12.800 Yeah.

00:31:13.140 So men are like.

00:31:13.960 Oh.

00:31:14.380 All these bitches want.

00:31:15.760 It's like tall.

00:31:16.880 Rich.

00:31:17.360 Famous dudes.

00:31:18.740 When it's like.

00:31:19.120 The bar.

00:31:19.700 The bar's in literal hell bro.

00:31:21.900 Like you just have to be nice.

00:31:23.880 It is subterranean.

00:31:24.840 Like just.

00:31:25.080 Just be like polite.

00:31:26.980 Yeah.

00:31:27.380 That's why I said it.

00:31:28.120 If you ask a dude.

00:31:29.020 Like a superficial dude.

00:31:30.440 Like what's your type.

00:31:31.680 What do they say.

00:31:32.920 Big titties.

00:31:34.080 No stomach.

00:31:35.040 Big ass.

00:31:35.980 Bad ass.

00:31:36.340 Like she likes sports.

00:31:38.300 She likes beer.

00:31:39.740 Right.

00:31:39.880 They like describe a male gaze girl.

00:31:41.720 Like a pick me girl.

00:31:42.620 Yeah.

00:31:42.920 And then when you ask a girl.

00:31:44.060 What does she say.

00:31:45.420 Nice.

00:31:46.760 Funny.

00:31:47.860 Respectful.

00:31:48.640 Respectful.

00:31:48.920 Maybe not offensive.

00:31:51.500 Nice to my family.

00:31:52.800 Do you see the difference.

00:31:54.100 That's what I was like.

00:31:54.680 The difference is that.

00:31:55.880 What men are looking for.

00:31:57.080 Is just nowhere near aligned.

00:31:59.100 To what women are looking for.

00:32:00.080 When they're in that same.

00:32:01.340 Like scope.

00:32:02.140 Of looking for somebody.

00:32:03.440 Yeah.

00:32:03.840 That's why.

00:32:04.340 Like women are honest.

00:32:05.660 That's.

00:32:06.300 A good point.

00:32:07.140 And you know what else.

00:32:07.900 Is.

00:32:09.900 This.

00:32:10.560 I heard this on TikTok too.

00:32:11.820 TikTok teaches me so much about myself.

00:32:13.680 Same.

00:32:14.240 Society.

00:32:14.660 Same.

00:32:14.980 Men are homoerotic.

00:32:17.380 Yeah.

00:32:18.000 Homosexual.

00:32:19.080 So they're.

00:32:20.640 They value the opinions of their male friends.

00:32:23.960 Yeah.

00:32:24.060 They respect and admire their male friends.

00:32:27.060 Yeah.

00:32:27.460 They.

00:32:28.560 You know.

00:32:29.200 Have social currency with their male friends.

00:32:31.680 Yeah.

00:32:31.920 But when it comes to sex.

00:32:33.220 And the most primal parts of life.

00:32:35.500 Yeah.

00:32:35.820 They're homosexual.

00:32:37.040 They're homosexual.

00:32:38.440 They're heterosexual.

00:32:39.460 Yeah.

00:32:39.880 And so that.

00:32:40.700 I feel like.

00:32:42.200 Society's really driven that in.

00:32:43.780 Yeah.

00:32:44.060 Is that.

00:32:44.920 That is the role that women serve.

00:32:47.120 Mm-hmm.

00:32:48.180 And I just.

00:32:49.160 One way.

00:32:49.780 One.

00:32:50.280 One of them.

00:32:50.960 Yeah.

00:32:51.360 When I heard that.

00:32:52.140 I was like.

00:32:52.420 That is so true.

00:32:53.360 Yeah.

00:32:53.540 Because.

00:32:54.360 Yeah.

00:32:54.580 Because some of these men be doing very homoerotic things.

00:32:57.020 Yeah.

00:32:57.240 I mean.

00:32:57.700 The whole locker room argument.

00:32:59.580 Yeah.

00:32:59.720 It's like.

00:33:00.120 That's just locker room.

00:33:01.520 We slap each other's butts.

00:33:02.980 And we like.

00:33:03.580 Well.

00:33:03.780 Act like we're humping each other.

00:33:05.740 Hello.

00:33:06.160 When I tell you.

00:33:07.020 I'm like.

00:33:07.580 Like literally.

00:33:08.440 I forget why.

00:33:08.980 I was talking about that with my family once.

00:33:10.320 My dad's like.

00:33:10.880 Yeah.

00:33:11.120 It just gets worse when they get older.

00:33:12.060 Because my dad was an NFL player.

00:33:13.800 So my dad said.

00:33:14.800 All the way up to the league.

00:33:15.620 They'd be doing that shit.

00:33:16.480 I said.

00:33:17.240 Huh?

00:33:18.180 When they're like.

00:33:19.560 Family.

00:33:20.040 They have family.

00:33:20.660 They're married and shit.

00:33:21.840 Yeah.

00:33:22.360 And they're like.

00:33:23.740 What?

00:33:24.360 Like that's it.

00:33:24.860 And he goes.

00:33:25.360 Yeah.

00:33:25.480 They just do that shit.

00:33:26.320 I don't know why.

00:33:27.480 And I'm like.

00:33:28.380 Huh?

00:33:28.880 Like I was so confused.

00:33:29.980 He's like.

00:33:30.360 Yeah.

00:33:30.580 You know.

00:33:31.060 Like.

00:33:31.340 Don't girls do that?

00:33:32.660 No bitch.

00:33:33.620 They don't.

00:33:34.260 I think there's.

00:33:35.720 Unless you are like.

00:33:37.240 A lesbian.

00:33:38.200 Yeah.

00:33:38.300 Which is.

00:33:38.780 A whole different conversation too.

00:33:40.600 Yeah.

00:33:41.380 You know like.

00:33:42.260 Kissing your girls on the cheek.

00:33:43.820 Or on the whatever.

00:33:44.360 When you're drunk.

00:33:45.000 That's one thing.

00:33:45.860 Yeah.

00:33:46.160 But how much of that is.

00:33:48.220 Fetishizing lesbianism.

00:33:49.600 A whole other conversation.

00:33:50.320 I'll say that's male gaze too.

00:33:51.740 Exactly.

00:33:52.300 It's doing it for attention from men.

00:33:54.000 Yeah.

00:33:55.340 But yeah.

00:33:56.100 I think it's very much.

00:33:57.700 Even hearing that it goes into.

00:33:59.360 And how many men in their mid 50s realize.

00:34:01.460 Oh shit.

00:34:02.060 I'm gay.

00:34:02.960 That's what I'm saying.

00:34:04.220 They're like.

00:34:04.580 Yeah.

00:34:04.700 It gets to a point where they have to like.

00:34:06.340 Confront something.

00:34:07.260 Yeah.

00:34:07.440 But that's why I'm like.

00:34:08.580 That's where the male gaze is like.

00:34:10.260 It's got them in a chokehold.

00:34:12.000 Like it's literally.

00:34:12.800 Like it's holding on to them so tight.

00:34:14.680 Yeah.

00:34:15.100 That's why I say that too.

00:34:16.060 Like they literally like.

00:34:17.660 Men.

00:34:17.920 The men who hate me on the internet.

00:34:20.060 Like when they find my boyfriend.

00:34:21.540 They like.

00:34:21.880 First of all.

00:34:22.260 They assume I'm single.

00:34:23.360 Right.

00:34:23.500 And they find out.

00:34:24.160 I'm not only.

00:34:24.860 Not single.

00:34:25.340 But my man's very handsome.

00:34:26.400 Like objectively.

00:34:27.640 And then they go see him.

00:34:29.060 And then they message him.

00:34:30.020 And they're like.

00:34:30.260 Hey man.

00:34:31.140 You look so great.

00:34:32.360 Honestly.

00:34:32.720 You look so good.

00:34:33.540 You look so good.

00:34:34.440 Honestly bro.

00:34:34.860 Dude I'm straight.

00:34:36.140 But you're hot.

00:34:36.760 Honestly bro.

00:34:37.420 Like I have some.

00:34:38.200 Like if you give me some tips.

00:34:39.580 Honestly.

00:34:40.100 I kind of want to kiss you on the lips a little bit.

00:34:41.580 Anyways.

00:34:42.000 I hate your girlfriend.

00:34:42.920 I hate her.

00:34:43.740 I hate that bitch.

00:34:44.540 She's a bitch.

00:34:44.980 I hate her.

00:34:45.680 Your girlfriend's a bitch.

00:34:46.380 If it never works out.

00:34:47.260 Honestly hit me up.

00:34:50.440 That's like the underlying tones of it.

00:34:52.460 I said.

00:34:53.120 That.

00:34:53.420 That male gaze has you in such a grip.

00:34:56.400 That you like can't.

00:34:57.180 You don't have it in you to disrespect him.

00:34:59.060 Right.

00:34:59.340 Because he's a man.

00:35:00.300 Holy shit dude.

00:35:01.620 And he's like the epitome of what.

00:35:03.740 Like toxic masculinity.

00:35:05.180 Yeah.

00:35:05.500 Like idolizes.

00:35:06.420 Yeah.

00:35:06.520 And reveres.

00:35:07.480 So they like.

00:35:08.240 They see him.

00:35:08.860 And they're like.

00:35:09.660 I want to be mean to you.

00:35:10.620 But I can't.

00:35:11.340 Right.

00:35:11.760 I want to be mean to you.

00:35:12.420 You're so cool dude.

00:35:13.560 Because you're so cool.

00:35:14.420 And honestly kind of sexy.

00:35:15.620 So.

00:35:16.060 That's like literally what they're.

00:35:16.960 You got really kissable lips.

00:35:17.820 Yeah.

00:35:18.100 I'm not gonna lie.

00:35:18.940 And that's why I always say.

00:35:19.940 I'm like.

00:35:20.420 If he ever were to break up with me.

00:35:22.100 I don't think he's gonna be with you.

00:35:23.900 But like.

00:35:24.660 What do I know?

00:35:25.520 Hey.

00:35:25.700 Here's hoping.

00:35:26.560 We never know.

00:35:27.180 I mean.

00:35:27.200 You know.

00:35:27.500 I don't know though.

00:35:28.420 Right.

00:35:28.780 Roll the dice.

00:35:29.400 Let's see what happens.

00:35:30.200 You know what?

00:35:30.540 Throw your hat in that ring.

00:35:31.540 Yeah.

00:35:31.840 Let's just see.

00:35:32.580 It's all you.

00:35:33.140 All in.

00:35:33.660 All in.

00:35:34.000 Let's just.

00:35:34.780 Full send.

00:35:35.560 It is.

00:35:36.140 You know what I mean?

00:35:36.180 You know what's.

00:35:37.620 Insane too.

00:35:38.340 It's like.

00:35:39.300 They'll sit through your whole video.

00:35:41.460 Sometimes three minutes long.

00:35:43.120 Yeah.

00:35:43.260 Of you just going in on these dudes.

00:35:46.140 Point after point after point.

00:35:47.780 Valid point.

00:35:48.340 You know why you just do this?

00:35:49.540 Because of this.

00:35:50.240 Boom boom boom.

00:35:51.000 I just fixed you.

00:35:51.960 Yeah.

00:35:52.220 Therapy over.

00:35:52.880 You don't even need to go to therapy.

00:35:53.500 You're welcome.

00:35:53.760 I just named all of your problems.

00:35:54.860 Free of charge.

00:35:55.340 Yes.

00:35:55.680 Sorry.

00:35:56.040 No you're fine.

00:35:57.100 They'll sit through that whole thing and be like.

00:35:58.960 Fuck this bitch.

00:35:59.460 I'm going to go tell her boyfriend.

00:36:00.560 Yeah.

00:36:00.820 He needs to break up with her.

00:36:01.680 They watch that whole thing and they're like.

00:36:03.060 So you're just into body shaming?

00:36:05.000 Dude.

00:36:05.660 You didn't hear one other thing I said huh?

00:36:08.020 All those acorns stacked up in your head.

00:36:10.080 You couldn't hear anything.

00:36:11.040 You know what I really think it is at the bottom of the issue is.

00:36:15.060 Like cognitive dissonance.

00:36:17.000 Yeah.

00:36:17.560 They have been living a certain way for 20 plus years.

00:36:20.040 Thinking that you know women are.

00:36:22.900 Accessories.

00:36:23.660 Yeah.

00:36:24.060 Arm candy.

00:36:24.600 And to have something listed like that.

00:36:28.260 And then they'll post on International Women's Day.

00:36:30.580 Love my mom.

00:36:31.940 Shut up.

00:36:32.540 Shout out to my favorite women in the world.

00:36:34.200 Yeah.

00:36:34.560 And God.

00:36:35.280 Yeah.

00:36:36.100 Here like shout out to my two mains.

00:36:38.260 It's just insane.

00:36:42.720 We'll use superheroes as an example.

00:36:45.320 But there's like this like.

00:36:47.260 I think ideology that big buff shirtless dudes are like in really tight clothes.

00:36:52.060 Or like what women are like salivating over.

00:36:54.280 Right.

00:36:54.960 And like I mean what are your thoughts?

00:36:58.100 Because I know my thoughts but.

00:36:59.620 I think a ooga ooga me cave woman me big man to provide.

00:37:02.680 It's like a cartoon character where it's like a ooga.

00:37:05.320 Yeah.

00:37:05.740 Like that.

00:37:06.360 Suddenly I'm in the Flintstones.

00:37:07.660 Yeah.

00:37:08.140 Literally.

00:37:08.980 You're like.

00:37:09.320 Foraging nuts and berries.

00:37:10.080 Your heart's like pumping out like Tom and Jerry.

00:37:12.860 Like tongues on the floor.

00:37:14.160 Yeah.

00:37:15.340 Like a pie on a windowsill.

00:37:16.900 You're floating towards it.

00:37:20.040 Literally.

00:37:20.540 You're floating towards Jason Momoa and Aquaman.

00:37:21.900 Yeah.

00:37:22.200 Literally.

00:37:22.880 Yeah.

00:37:23.100 Because Jason Momoa is a perfect example.

00:37:24.600 Because I think a lot of.

00:37:25.500 A lot of women are like ooh la la when they see him.

00:37:27.920 I think the equivalent to that of like men seeing Jason Momoa and Aquaman is like what

00:37:34.880 I see as Kylie Jenner on Instagram.

00:37:37.480 Yeah.

00:37:37.640 I see Kylie Jenner you know Stassi baby.

00:37:40.880 These sort of women with the ideal shape that men today want.

00:37:46.320 Yeah.

00:37:46.920 Which none of it's real.

00:37:47.920 It's all surgery and all that.

00:37:49.060 Yeah.

00:37:49.940 What I see like I'm seeing them through the male gaze because I'm like damn they're hot.

00:37:53.800 If I was a dude I would think they're hot.

00:37:55.640 Yeah.

00:37:56.260 I think that men looking at Jason Momoa that's the male gazing at.

00:38:00.620 Another man.

00:38:01.320 Yes.

00:38:01.660 Yeah.

00:38:01.920 Males gazing at males.

00:38:02.940 Yeah.

00:38:03.160 Literally.

00:38:03.660 And being like so hot.

00:38:04.360 Yeah.

00:38:04.700 Literally.

00:38:05.280 Holy shit.

00:38:06.340 It's so hot.

00:38:07.680 Yeah.

00:38:07.960 Because that was.

00:38:08.540 That's what I was saying like with Jason Momoa like obviously many women find him very

00:38:12.060 attractive.

00:38:12.860 But it's almost like it's not when he's like topless.

00:38:16.320 Right.

00:38:16.700 It's like when he's like being a dad.

00:38:18.700 Right.

00:38:19.060 Like when he's like when he's playing the bass guitar on his on his free time when he's

00:38:23.380 free rock climbing barefoot in a peasant top.

00:38:25.680 Right.

00:38:25.920 That's what women are like.

00:38:27.160 Yes.

00:38:27.700 Right.

00:38:28.140 Oh my God.

00:38:28.800 There's nothing about that is erotic.

00:38:30.840 Like there's no sexual anything about that.

00:38:33.580 It's just like I think like an energy thing more than anything.

00:38:36.420 And you know what it definitely is an energy thing.

00:38:38.260 And it's also the sensitive side.

00:38:40.520 Yeah.

00:38:40.840 So cliche and overdone.

00:38:41.920 But yeah.

00:38:42.300 It's true.

00:38:42.880 Yeah.

00:38:43.000 He's just very artsy.

00:38:44.120 So I feel like that's kind of what gets women going.

00:38:46.300 I mean he's conventionally attractive.

00:38:47.940 But like more so than that.

00:38:50.840 Yeah.

00:38:51.020 He's like very artsy and different.

00:38:53.800 Right.

00:38:54.060 And that's what I think.

00:38:55.000 Right.

00:38:55.200 Women really dig about him.

00:38:56.600 I think that's also the Hosier effect.

00:39:00.180 Yes.

00:39:00.480 People say Hosier is written by a woman.

00:39:02.200 And I agree.

00:39:03.080 It's because he has crossed over into the sentient man.

00:39:08.940 Yeah.

00:39:09.280 Like he understands as best as he can.

00:39:12.740 Yeah.

00:39:13.080 The struggle of the modern woman of just existing in life and being objectified and constantly

00:39:19.180 being in fear of being kidnapped or murdered or whatever.

00:39:23.020 Yeah.

00:39:23.620 Threats we face on a daily basis.

00:39:25.840 Yeah.

00:39:26.080 He's hyper aware of it and he also puts that into his music.

00:39:31.040 So not only does he understand and be like yeah damn that sucks.

00:39:33.460 Yeah.

00:39:33.720 He's talking about it and you know.

00:39:35.640 Yeah.

00:39:36.000 He puts it into his art and I think that that is what women see in Jason Momoa as well.

00:39:40.700 Yeah.

00:39:40.960 Because if you think about it what's really popular about Jason Momoa like when you think

00:39:44.020 about like pull quotes from him they're all talking about his wife his now ex-wife well

00:39:47.960 they're not together.

00:39:48.680 R.I.P.

00:39:49.500 R.I.P.

00:39:49.940 R.I.P. to two real ones but like they literally the two of them that that's like all people

00:39:54.280 would talk about would be like they couldn't believe how in love he was with his wife.

00:39:58.420 I said see that's what gets women going like I don't understand what you can't connect

00:40:02.540 it's not like ooh chee-chees male chee-chees they're like ooh it's not that it's literally

00:40:07.680 the fact that he's so devoted and loving towards his wife and kids.

00:40:10.440 Right.

00:40:10.780 Which is emotional.

00:40:12.100 Yeah.

00:40:12.200 That's how you think you'd think like meatheads would put the pieces together but they never

00:40:15.660 will.

00:40:15.980 It's really.

00:40:16.560 It's the simplest puzzle.

00:40:17.540 It's a very simple equation.

00:40:19.540 No it truly is.

00:40:21.020 And honestly that I guess that kind of begs the question like do you think that there

00:40:24.540 is such a thing as a female gaze since there's nothing equivalent to the female patriarchy

00:40:29.020 obviously.

00:40:30.300 I think yes.

00:40:32.640 Yeah.

00:40:32.780 I think there is a female gaze.

00:40:33.700 Same.

00:40:34.120 Because again we're leaving out lesbians from this whole equation.

00:40:38.620 Lesbians don't think about men.

00:40:40.740 Literally at all.

00:40:41.360 Unless it's you know oh is she gonna murder me.

00:40:43.660 Yeah yeah literally.

00:40:44.700 Only in like fear and danger.

00:40:46.400 Literally.

00:40:46.660 It's the only time.

00:40:47.480 It's like they no longer there is you know remaining things of the male gaze that linger

00:40:55.420 and I think all women's minds.

00:40:57.420 Yeah.

00:40:57.680 It's also like I hear Sarah talk about women and women's bodies and it is art.

00:41:03.600 She talks about it in such an artistic way like a painting.

00:41:07.680 Like an appreciation.

00:41:08.820 Yes.

00:41:09.440 Not like a vulgar.

00:41:11.060 Right.

00:41:11.600 Not like lust.

00:41:13.600 Do it jiggle.

00:41:14.520 Yeah.

00:41:15.620 I've never heard Sarah Schauer say do it jiggle.

00:41:18.420 And there you go.

00:41:19.240 And there you go.

00:41:20.320 That's all the proof you need that the female gaze exists.

00:41:22.280 And I think it's also you know when we talk about men that are written by women I think

00:41:26.080 that is the female gaze.

00:41:27.420 Yeah.

00:41:27.640 While it may be poisoned and diluted by the male gaze I do think it still exists.

00:41:33.360 Yeah.

00:41:33.680 I think so too.

00:41:34.740 Yeah.

00:41:35.040 I think it exists just not in the context that like when men tried to combat.

00:41:39.260 Yeah.

00:41:39.600 The male gaze.

00:41:40.140 It does.

00:41:40.540 They.

00:41:40.880 Their version of it is not what it actually is.

00:41:44.400 Right.

00:41:44.600 Just like their version of feminism is not what it actually is.

00:41:47.720 Right.

00:41:48.300 It's like they kind of cheapen the value and like.

00:41:51.080 Does that mean I can hit a girl?

00:41:52.260 Yeah.

00:41:52.680 Missing the point entirely.

00:41:53.540 How many times have I said that the equal rights equal fights thing?

00:41:56.960 I'm like dude if someone says hey man I just kind of want you to treat me like a human.

00:42:01.520 And your response is then I should be able to punch you in the face.

00:42:04.520 You need to go to therapy.

00:42:05.820 You need help.

00:42:06.420 You need help.

00:42:07.520 Oh my god.

00:42:08.260 Like you need.

00:42:08.320 Bro like you shouldn't hit anyone.

00:42:13.540 Okay so now we're going to play a little game.

00:42:16.140 Thank god.

00:42:16.460 Since we've been eating up like Remy's restaurant.

00:42:20.340 You know what I mean?

00:42:20.880 Just eating up these male female gaze scenarios.

00:42:23.040 Anyone can cook.

00:42:24.240 Anyone can cook.

00:42:26.080 We should be.

00:42:27.040 We should be Linguini and Remy for Halloween.

00:42:29.480 And I'll do it.

00:42:30.320 Yeah.

00:42:30.720 I'll be on your shoulders.

00:42:31.580 And then we can make Sarah.

00:42:32.380 We can make Sarah Gusteau.

00:42:34.680 No she'll be the mean.

00:42:36.700 The mean cook.

00:42:38.100 Oh no the girl.

00:42:38.900 Oh Colette.

00:42:39.600 Colette's her name.

00:42:40.320 Yeah.

00:42:40.700 You don't know?

00:42:41.660 Actually I'm a fan.

00:42:42.740 Fake fan.

00:42:43.380 I'm like allegedly a fan of Remy 2A.

00:42:46.980 Sure.

00:42:48.120 Anyways.

00:42:48.880 Who's the guy that.

00:42:49.860 I kind of look like him.

00:42:50.960 I killed the man with these thoughts.

00:42:52.100 Oh yeah.

00:42:52.580 I forget his name.

00:42:53.760 I look just like him.

00:42:54.600 I literally.

00:42:55.200 I quote that guy all the time.

00:42:56.240 And everyone's like.

00:42:57.040 What?

00:42:57.440 I'm all.

00:42:57.840 Never mind.

00:42:58.380 Like where my Disney adults at?

00:42:59.400 Yeah.

00:42:59.620 And I said rise up.

00:43:00.640 They can't stop all of us.

00:43:02.060 They can't stop all of us.

00:43:03.560 If we all rise up one.

00:43:04.500 We are God's strongest soldiers.

00:43:05.580 There you go.

00:43:06.420 There you go.

00:43:07.660 Okay.

00:43:08.320 So I'm going to read these scenarios to you.

00:43:10.440 And then you're going to guess whether they're male gays, female gays, or perhaps both.

00:43:14.660 Ooh.

00:43:15.160 All right.

00:43:15.420 Trick question.

00:43:16.180 Okay.

00:43:16.380 So this first one says Megan Fox knowing how to fix cars and transformers.

00:43:24.700 Are we.

00:43:25.500 Is the question.

00:43:26.560 Who is that attractive to?

00:43:28.120 Yeah.

00:43:28.420 Like in what scenario is that written?

00:43:31.840 Okay.

00:43:32.540 Let me answer this in a strange way.

00:43:35.060 Okay.

00:43:35.400 It's only the male gays because she's conventionally attractive.

00:43:38.760 There you go.

00:43:39.160 If she was kind of bigger, didn't wear makeup.

00:43:42.320 Yeah.

00:43:42.520 Had her hair up in a bun, grease on her face.

00:43:44.740 Yeah.

00:43:44.980 That would not be the male gays.

00:43:46.140 Yeah.

00:43:46.440 No.

00:43:46.860 She'd be a damn good mechanic though.

00:43:48.520 Yeah.

00:43:48.740 She'd be out there with the boys.

00:43:50.520 Blue collar as.

00:43:52.260 Past blue ribbon.

00:43:53.360 There you go.

00:43:54.000 Yes.

00:43:54.380 There you go.

00:43:54.840 All up in Valvoline.

00:43:56.220 You know what I mean?

00:43:57.060 She up in there.

00:43:58.380 Going to work.

00:43:59.140 Going to town.

00:43:59.580 You know she manages a Valvoline.

00:44:00.720 In Goodyear.

00:44:01.400 Like a fucking Navy.

00:44:05.400 She running that bitch like a Navy.

00:44:06.720 No.

00:44:06.780 Seriously.

00:44:07.780 Like she like big breasted mama.

00:44:09.440 You know what I mean?

00:44:09.940 Like coveralls and everything.

00:44:12.060 You know what I mean?

00:44:12.920 Bandana in her hair.

00:44:13.940 Size 12 shoe.

00:44:14.880 No.

00:44:15.280 Seriously.

00:44:16.120 Like she.

00:44:16.580 And she's tall.

00:44:17.560 Like 64.

00:44:18.660 Yeah.

00:44:18.980 You know what I mean?

00:44:19.680 No.

00:44:20.020 Seriously.

00:44:20.560 It's.

00:44:20.920 That's definitely like the male gays for sure.

00:44:23.020 Yeah.

00:44:23.300 Because she's fixing cars in a miniskirt.

00:44:25.300 Right.

00:44:25.740 And like.

00:44:26.480 Yeah.

00:44:26.940 You can fix cars.

00:44:27.820 But like.

00:44:28.680 It's like the way she's at the sunset.

00:44:30.020 And like her hair is a ways down.

00:44:31.800 Yeah.

00:44:32.260 When she sits and fixes a motorcycle.

00:44:33.780 She's straddling it.

00:44:34.940 Like you know what I mean?

00:44:36.060 That's male gays.

00:44:36.860 With her back arched a little.

00:44:38.280 Yeah.

00:44:38.480 It's like come on dude.

00:44:39.780 She's like.

00:44:40.220 She's got her midriff.

00:44:41.480 Right.

00:44:41.900 Her perfect titties just up for display.

00:44:44.520 Hair in the wind.

00:44:45.320 And she's so beautiful.

00:44:46.540 She's so hot.

00:44:47.420 Of course.

00:44:47.840 And that's why I'm like.

00:44:48.900 Megan Fox is so smart too.

00:44:51.060 So like when she did those movies.

00:44:52.600 And all the men were absolutely jerking it raw to her.

00:44:56.340 They were losing it.

00:44:58.300 Skin gone.

00:44:59.520 You know what I mean?

00:45:00.340 If they weren't circumcised.

00:45:01.440 They are now.

00:45:02.220 You know what I mean?

00:45:02.940 That's how wild they were going to those movies.

00:45:05.140 Do you remember?

00:45:06.500 Do you remember how insane people were going during that time?

00:45:11.080 Raw muscle.

00:45:11.380 The men were salivating.

00:45:13.800 The same way they said women were acting when Magic Mike came out.

00:45:16.500 That's how men were acting when Transformers came out.

00:45:18.280 Feral.

00:45:18.740 Feral.

00:45:19.620 Absolutely ravenous.

00:45:20.940 Frothing at the mouth.

00:45:21.780 They were just constantly purchasing those tickets.

00:45:23.480 No wonder they were box office matches.

00:45:24.820 The movies weren't even that good.

00:45:25.940 Right.

00:45:26.440 They weren't even that good.

00:45:27.300 Yeah.

00:45:27.580 Just the men eating it up so they could see her.

00:45:29.020 You're not going to see Shia LaBeouf.

00:45:30.300 I'll tell you that.

00:45:30.320 So they could see her perfectly toned tummy lean over a carburetor.

00:45:34.140 Oh.

00:45:34.620 Imagine.

00:45:35.260 Ooh.

00:45:36.180 Yeah.

00:45:36.540 And then they were like.

00:45:37.300 I want a girl like that.

00:45:38.360 I'm like.

00:45:38.580 You know she doesn't know how to actually do that shit.

00:45:40.920 Do you guys know that?

00:45:42.820 You know she's just leaning over.

00:45:43.920 Notice how you never see her actually fixing anything.

00:45:46.860 Right.

00:45:47.220 You just see her perfectly chiseled face.

00:45:49.480 Camera's not on her hands.

00:45:50.420 Yeah.

00:45:50.980 In that gig.

00:45:52.140 She's not doing that.

00:45:52.620 For all we know she could be like.

00:45:53.820 What if she was voting instead?

00:45:55.540 She wasn't even touching the car.

00:45:57.000 She's making origami.

00:45:58.020 Yeah.

00:45:58.220 Off camera.

00:45:59.020 She's doing cat's cradle.

00:46:02.080 She's playing.

00:46:02.820 She's making slime.

00:46:06.040 Adult coloring book.

00:46:07.040 No literally.

00:46:07.620 She's making friendship bracelets.

00:46:09.000 Literally.

00:46:09.520 Just the girliest shit ever.

00:46:11.080 She could have been doing anything.

00:46:12.300 No literally.

00:46:12.880 We don't know.

00:46:13.480 Yeah.

00:46:13.620 We have no idea.

00:46:14.580 Good for her though.

00:46:15.080 She could have been cross stitching for all we know.

00:46:17.080 You know what I mean?

00:46:17.760 Repotting plants.

00:46:19.200 It's okay.

00:46:19.760 Let me ask you this.

00:46:20.540 Yeah.

00:46:20.920 Side note.

00:46:21.520 Yeah.

00:46:21.800 Do you think the women that profit off of the male gaze are enabling it or are they

00:46:26.020 smart?

00:46:27.100 I think they're.

00:46:27.820 I think it's both.

00:46:29.000 I think they're steering into a skid.

00:46:30.780 She's smart.

00:46:31.580 She knew.

00:46:32.540 She knew what she was doing.

00:46:33.280 Well because she made the best of the situation that men put her in.

00:46:35.640 Yeah.

00:46:35.860 And she even said too that she didn't know at the time that it was going to be that.

00:46:40.600 Yeah.

00:46:41.000 That sexual.

00:46:41.880 Like she didn't know at the time that she was going to be like almost like a like a

00:46:46.340 pinup girl.

00:46:47.040 Yeah.

00:46:47.340 For those movies.

00:46:48.040 She said that multiple times.

00:46:49.360 That's why her and the director of the movies like had beef.

00:46:51.720 Right.

00:46:52.060 For a while because she got pigeonholed after those movies.

00:46:54.280 They were like she's just a hot girl.

00:46:56.280 But she's actually a really great actress.

00:46:57.980 Right.

00:46:58.220 Like we've seen what is it Jennifer's Body.

00:47:01.460 Yeah.

00:47:01.940 It's a great movie.

00:47:02.900 Yeah.

00:47:03.340 Ahead of its time.

00:47:04.660 And it's it's a strange and it's a difficult thing too because when you are that attractive

00:47:10.640 you're immediately cast into a different category.

00:47:13.180 Written off.

00:47:13.200 Yeah.

00:47:13.820 Yeah.

00:47:14.840 Yeah.

00:47:15.280 Especially as like an artist.

00:47:16.680 I think she's like she's an actress.

00:47:18.120 Right.

00:47:18.760 So now now she's with MGK.

00:47:20.240 That's a whole nother.

00:47:20.840 I can't defend her against that.

00:47:22.660 But you know I mean.

00:47:24.120 I have nothing to say.

00:47:24.880 Moving on.

00:47:25.580 OK.

00:47:26.140 So this next one is Timothee Chalamet in everything he's ever been in.

00:47:31.320 Mm hmm.

00:47:32.320 Mm hmm.

00:47:33.640 I think he fits into the category of Harry Styles.

00:47:37.920 Yeah.

00:47:38.740 Yeah.

00:47:39.380 I think that people lust after him because he is the small frail artsy boy.

00:47:45.940 Like sensitive.

00:47:47.040 Yes.

00:47:47.620 Mm hmm.

00:47:47.840 Um but that's not to absolve him of any sins he's committed.

00:47:52.540 Maybe he's been a player in the past.

00:47:54.480 I don't know.

00:47:55.020 I don't know.

00:47:56.020 Timothy personally.

00:47:57.160 Yeah.

00:47:57.340 I don't know.

00:47:57.640 I know he dated a Lily Rose Deb.

00:47:59.380 Oh yeah.

00:47:59.820 Yeah.

00:48:00.100 That's right.

00:48:00.680 Yeah.

00:48:01.260 I mean.

00:48:02.420 I don't know about.

00:48:03.560 She's like a Chanel model.

00:48:04.920 So.

00:48:05.240 Yeah.

00:48:05.360 I don't know.

00:48:05.840 But I also know that Hollywood is a product of itself.

00:48:08.580 Yeah.

00:48:08.680 You know like famous people date each other because they all work together.

00:48:12.140 Yeah.

00:48:12.280 And they're always in the same environment.

00:48:13.680 Yeah.

00:48:13.880 And you kind of like I think they want to be with someone who kind of gets it.

00:48:16.740 Sure.

00:48:17.100 More than anything.

00:48:18.120 But yeah.

00:48:19.020 I would say definitely he's everything about that dude is like female gays.

00:48:22.920 Yeah.

00:48:23.200 He could very well not be like that in real life.

00:48:25.240 We don't know him personally.

00:48:26.460 Right.

00:48:26.640 That video of him.

00:48:27.800 You know the one I'm talking about.

00:48:29.520 I think so.

00:48:30.280 Where he's like rapping or like singing along to some rap lyrics.

00:48:34.180 So cringe.

00:48:34.880 People were like this is the hottest thing I've ever seen.

00:48:39.000 What?

00:48:39.540 I remember literally.

00:48:40.420 Did you say the ick that's coursing through me?

00:48:42.580 Oh yes.

00:48:43.220 It is god awful.

00:48:44.500 Dude.

00:48:44.680 But the people lusting after him for that video of like.

00:48:47.860 It's.

00:48:48.340 You know why?

00:48:48.900 Because they're thinking about Little Women.

00:48:51.340 They're not really seeing that.

00:48:53.480 You know what I mean?

00:48:53.880 Sure.

00:48:54.080 You know how he's in Little Women.

00:48:54.860 Sure.

00:48:55.160 They're thinking about his.

00:48:55.940 I'm talking about Little Women LA.

00:48:58.240 Little Women Atlanta.

00:49:00.040 No.

00:49:01.160 The movie.

00:49:01.740 Check that out.

00:49:02.240 That Timothy was in.

00:49:03.780 Yes.

00:49:04.420 They're thinking about his character in that.

00:49:06.380 Yeah.

00:49:06.580 They're not like actually seeing.

00:49:08.840 Right.

00:49:09.040 Him in real life.

00:49:09.740 You know what I mean?

00:49:10.160 And so they're like.

00:49:10.860 That's a good point.

00:49:11.820 Yeah.

00:49:12.000 That makes it even more difficult.

00:49:12.820 Because it's like.

00:49:13.340 Well who is this dude?

00:49:14.240 Yeah.

00:49:14.480 You really don't know.

00:49:15.520 Yeah.

00:49:15.840 Like I would say like his.

00:49:17.740 Who he's been portrayed as in media.

00:49:19.920 As female gays.

00:49:21.240 Sure.

00:49:21.440 But who he is in real life.

00:49:22.960 He could be the worst person.

00:49:23.760 Jury's still out.

00:49:24.640 We don't know.

00:49:25.360 Right.

00:49:25.540 He could be a frat boy for all we know.

00:49:27.620 He could be a crypto guy.

00:49:29.020 Right.

00:49:29.480 Can you imagine?

00:49:30.460 He could be just.

00:49:30.900 What if he was.

00:49:31.680 What if he's that guy that like kickboxes barefoot in the gym.

00:49:34.600 Yeah.

00:49:35.140 With like.

00:49:35.920 He doesn't even.

00:49:36.700 Like he gets the one day membership.

00:49:37.900 Comes kickboxes barefoot.

00:49:40.800 Make sure everybody's looking at him.

00:49:41.860 He's bumping Joe Rogan in the air.

00:49:43.000 Yeah.

00:49:43.200 He's not.

00:49:43.500 He's not even that good.

00:49:44.620 Like he's just.

00:49:45.280 He's just making a lot of noise.

00:49:46.340 His little bird chest.

00:49:47.100 Yeah.

00:49:47.300 And then he.

00:49:47.900 Then he walks around trying to like preach the gospel to other people.

00:49:51.960 And then he gives them a couple of.

00:49:53.560 Some advice about NFTs and then leaves.

00:49:56.720 You know what I mean?

00:49:57.220 That could very well be him.

00:49:57.960 What if that's him in real life?

00:49:59.160 Who knows?

00:49:59.640 We'll never know.

00:50:00.280 Like.

00:50:00.620 Like truly.

00:50:01.340 Like we never.

00:50:01.920 I mean I'm not assuming.

00:50:03.620 Timotee.

00:50:04.080 If you ever watch this.

00:50:05.500 You're right.

00:50:06.400 I mean prove it.

00:50:07.180 Hang out with me.

00:50:07.900 And I'll tell everyone.

00:50:08.660 Yeah.

00:50:08.780 If you're watching this.

00:50:09.400 Come on the podcast.

00:50:10.080 Yeah.

00:50:10.500 And I'll prove it.

00:50:11.500 I'll show everyone who you really are.

00:50:13.780 What about this?

00:50:14.440 What about Pete Davidson?

00:50:16.120 That man is a scrawny comedian from Long Island, New York.

00:50:21.360 Yeah.

00:50:21.720 In no way he is a feminist icon.

00:50:24.420 Yeah.

00:50:24.880 I don't know.

00:50:25.480 How do you date Kim Kardashian and Ariana Grande?

00:50:27.540 Ariana Grande, number one feminist ever by the way.

00:50:29.600 No.

00:50:30.020 No really.

00:50:30.620 No shit.

00:50:31.400 How do you imagine that dynamic working?

00:50:33.040 I think about that all the time.

00:50:35.360 I do too.

00:50:35.760 I can't even tell you how many times I've thought about what it's like to be in the room when

00:50:42.720 they're having a conversation.

00:50:43.800 Right.

00:50:44.220 Like I just would love to know what they talk about.

00:50:46.980 Yeah.

00:50:47.480 Like is it nuanced?

00:50:49.620 I don't know.

00:50:49.940 You know what I mean?

00:50:50.480 I don't know.

00:50:51.040 Do they talk about like politics?

00:50:53.760 Or do they talk about like the weather?

00:50:55.240 Or maybe theirs was just such raw, primal attraction.

00:50:59.700 With him and Ariana?

00:51:00.880 Yeah.

00:51:01.320 Yeah.

00:51:01.520 And I think she was coming off like trauma and stuff too.

00:51:04.000 So it's kind of like coping.

00:51:05.300 Sure.

00:51:06.020 Like almost like trauma bonding.

00:51:07.840 Yeah.

00:51:08.100 You know what I mean?

00:51:08.920 That's kind of what my thoughts were.

00:51:10.520 Because I can't imagine him sitting down and having a nuanced conversation about the

00:51:14.820 objectification of women in Western society.

00:51:16.780 I don't think so either.

00:51:17.760 And honestly, I think too, like if you watched him, like I think he has, he's incapable of

00:51:22.880 pretending to be anybody but himself.

00:51:24.980 Right.

00:51:25.420 Which is what makes me think that's really who he is.

00:51:28.420 You know what I'm saying?

00:51:29.500 You know, sometimes you're like, who knows?

00:51:31.140 Like they could be.

00:51:32.320 No, that's what you see is what you get.

00:51:34.700 On SNL, they had him play Pete Davidson.

00:51:37.160 That's what I'm saying.

00:51:37.720 Like he's incapable of being anybody else.

00:51:39.900 Like he literally doesn't have it in him.

00:51:41.640 I think that's like the charm.

00:51:42.960 Yeah.

00:51:43.420 About him.

00:51:44.060 But like, I don't know.

00:51:45.440 Like, I don't really, he doesn't really like do anything for me.

00:51:49.700 Yeah.

00:51:49.840 I'm just like, I mean, he seems nice.

00:51:51.480 You know, I think about this a lot with a lot of famous men that, you know, these, the

00:51:56.160 internet has typecasted into the female gaze.

00:52:00.200 Yeah.

00:52:00.540 Fitting into, you know, whatever that means to each person.

00:52:04.240 Yeah.

00:52:04.400 And I always ask myself that question of like, do you think that they really would make

00:52:08.260 a good partner?

00:52:09.060 Yeah.

00:52:09.220 And if so, why are they single?

00:52:11.400 That's a great question.

00:52:12.660 You know what I think too?

00:52:13.400 What if you hung out with them and they were annoying?

00:52:15.740 Right.

00:52:16.120 What if they do icks?

00:52:17.280 Like, what if they have big icks?

00:52:18.600 That's why I can never meet Harry Styles, dude.

00:52:20.920 I can't even tell you.

00:52:22.180 I genuinely am like, what if he's annoying?

00:52:24.300 I'm like, please don't tell me.

00:52:27.220 I don't really, I really don't want to know.

00:52:28.940 Please don't tell me.

00:52:29.940 No, like, like imagine being in a room with Harry Styles and he like hawks a loogie or like

00:52:34.380 thinking about him.

00:52:35.060 What's the biggest ick you have about dudes?

00:52:36.680 I'll tell you mine.

00:52:37.480 Oh, tell me.

00:52:38.100 One of the biggest icks I have is like, men, you know what I'm talking about.

00:52:41.420 Everyone in the room will know what I'm talking about.

00:52:43.240 When you go to a concert, right?

00:52:44.800 Let's say you're vibing.

00:52:45.880 You're going to have a good time.

00:52:46.740 And you see a dude and he's like kind of, he's with people, but he's vibing alone.

00:52:51.380 Right.

00:52:51.720 And he's dancing by himself.

00:52:53.400 Sure.

00:52:53.780 And he's like trying to look and vibe and no one's vibing with him.

00:52:56.180 Right.

00:52:57.000 The ick.

00:52:57.440 What are these?

00:52:57.780 He's like standing there going like, like, like eyes closed, like with the drinking.

00:53:02.080 Doesn't it make you want to just shoot yourself?

00:53:03.840 I just think I see it and I'm like, am I an awful person?

00:53:08.200 Cause you're enjoying yourself.

00:53:09.320 And that makes me want to kill you.

00:53:11.020 Like I want to strangle you, dude.

00:53:13.100 Like they're just like vibing, like, and then they turn to like, look at their friends

00:53:16.340 and no one's singing with them.

00:53:17.860 Dude.

00:53:18.660 Back's churned.

00:53:20.020 Their friends aren't even engaging with them.

00:53:21.700 He's lip syncing.

00:53:22.240 Yeah.

00:53:22.520 He's lip syncing.

00:53:23.160 He's like, he's going like this.

00:53:24.860 No one's looking.

00:53:25.420 He's like vibing, like literally with drink up.

00:53:27.720 Yep.

00:53:28.260 I see it all the time.

00:53:29.380 When I go to a concert, I can't help but look.

00:53:31.240 Yeah.

00:53:31.520 And I go, ugh.

00:53:32.660 No one's making eye contact.

00:53:33.520 And I literally look at them and I'm like, I hope you're single.

00:53:35.580 Yeah.

00:53:35.820 You deserve to be single.

00:53:36.760 Yeah.

00:53:37.040 Look at you.

00:53:37.840 Look at you.

00:53:38.320 You should be ashamed of yourself.

00:53:40.040 Fool.

00:53:40.740 Vibing by yourself like that.

00:53:42.360 Like he turns into his friends and his friends aren't even looking.

00:53:44.420 Oh my God.

00:53:45.500 It makes my skin crawl.

00:53:46.580 Like it makes me want to crawl out of my own skin, dude.

00:53:50.420 I literally described it to my boyfriend and he was like, what?

00:53:53.660 Like he's describing ex to men.

00:53:55.280 They'll never get it.

00:53:55.780 No.

00:53:56.280 They'll never get it.

00:53:56.780 What's yours?

00:53:57.700 One of them is chasing after a ping pong ball.

00:54:00.260 Oh.

00:54:01.220 But it's bouncing all the little bounces.

00:54:02.880 And he, yeah.

00:54:03.480 And he's, he's like, he's like trying to grab it.

00:54:06.440 Oh my.

00:54:09.540 Just like.

00:54:10.600 Making that noise.

00:54:11.260 It makes my butthole clench.

00:54:13.360 It does.

00:54:13.680 It literally goes like.

00:54:14.640 I have to turn away.

00:54:15.400 I like.

00:54:16.640 It tenses like.

00:54:17.840 Yeah.

00:54:18.240 Like heavy.

00:54:19.140 Like when they walk back after they bowl.

00:54:21.900 And they didn't get a strike.

00:54:24.060 Or they did get one.

00:54:25.320 Yeah.

00:54:25.500 And the victory walk back.

00:54:27.660 Yeah.

00:54:28.340 You know what another one is?

00:54:29.120 When they leave their butt crack shows.

00:54:32.780 Like when they get out the car.

00:54:34.520 Yeah.

00:54:34.740 And they're butt crack.

00:54:35.480 Dude.

00:54:35.840 And you look at.

00:54:36.460 And you.

00:54:36.680 Drop me off at home.

00:54:37.260 I'm saying.

00:54:38.000 Take me home.

00:54:38.260 Get back in the car.

00:54:39.120 I said turn this car around.

00:54:41.240 And take me back home.

00:54:41.880 Yes.

00:54:42.280 I forgot something.

00:54:43.300 What was it?

00:54:43.760 My pride.

00:54:44.780 Yeah.

00:54:45.100 Coming out with you.

00:54:46.140 You know exactly the dude I'm talking about.

00:54:48.880 When they be vibing alone.

00:54:50.240 How embarrassing.

00:54:51.100 Also that.

00:54:51.860 But also just like watching specifically white men at concerts.

00:54:56.080 They want to have fun so bad.

00:54:57.760 But it's all they can manage is this.

00:54:59.900 Yeah.

00:55:00.340 And they're wearing.

00:55:01.080 And they're.

00:55:01.400 They have like flip flops on.

00:55:02.840 Yeah.

00:55:03.580 And then ashy heels.

00:55:04.940 The shorts that are a little too long.

00:55:06.440 Yeah.

00:55:06.640 Just enough to piss you off.

00:55:07.660 Yeah.

00:55:08.080 Their necks red.

00:55:09.360 From the sun.

00:55:11.040 They have the.

00:55:12.440 They have the wraparound glasses on.

00:55:14.920 Dude.

00:55:16.940 Moly ass arms.

00:55:17.760 Yeah.

00:55:18.100 Literally.

00:55:19.560 Okay.

00:55:19.960 So that's going to do it for this episode of the comment section show.

00:55:23.980 I want to thank the wonderful effervescent.

00:55:26.580 A completely hilarious Brittany Roski for joining me today.

00:55:30.600 Effervescent is a great word.

00:55:32.600 Right.

00:55:33.160 You're welcome.

00:55:33.840 You know what else?

00:55:34.660 Great word.

00:55:35.200 Fodder.

00:55:36.160 I love that word.

00:55:37.040 Right.

00:55:37.400 That's why people think I'm a 60 year old man.

00:55:39.780 Honestly.

00:55:40.280 If you unzipped my face.

00:55:41.480 There'd be a 60 year old white man living inside me.

00:55:43.520 You're on this episode like it's absolute fodder.

00:55:45.520 Yeah.

00:55:45.680 I'm like Drew.

00:55:46.980 What the.

00:55:48.120 And then I'm like get back in there.

00:55:52.160 This turns into a horror movie.

00:55:53.760 No seriously.

00:55:54.580 Yeah.

00:55:54.960 But I just want to thank Brittany for joining us today.

00:55:57.420 Honestly.

00:55:58.020 You're so funny dude.

00:56:00.100 Oh my gut hurts from laughing.

00:56:01.320 You're the funniest bitch alive.

00:56:02.740 I'm so happy that we both got fired and that we're professional clowns.

00:56:06.320 You know what?

00:56:06.700 I'll say it too.

00:56:07.380 I'm happy.

00:56:08.140 God works in mysterious ways.

00:56:09.560 Hey strongest soldiers right here.

00:56:10.760 There you go.

00:56:11.240 Get close up in these faces.

00:56:12.640 All right.

00:56:12.980 You'll be seeing them on the hall of fame in heaven.

00:56:15.320 There you go.

00:56:15.720 We're going to be welcoming you in at the 40 days.

00:56:19.040 It's going to be the two of us.

00:56:19.900 The bouncers.

00:56:20.580 We're going to have a bucket of ping pong balls only for the men.

00:56:24.780 And the men walk up.

00:56:25.540 I'm going to be like this is your one and only test.

00:56:28.480 God told me to do it.

00:56:30.000 You lived a faithful and pious life.

00:56:32.900 Now go chase this ping pong ball.

00:56:33.760 Now chase this ping pong ball and I'll decide whether or not you deserve eternity in heaven.

00:56:37.420 Yep.

00:56:37.620 In paradise.

00:56:39.380 With me and Brittany.

00:56:42.400 Pretty fun place to be.

00:56:43.780 Period.

00:56:44.720 And I also want to give you an opportunity to promote anything that you have.

00:56:49.240 Yeah dude.

00:56:50.040 So my roommate Sherry Sauer and I have a podcast called Violating Community Guidelines where we explore internet history.

00:56:57.820 It's a lot of fun.

00:56:58.540 Go check it out.

00:56:59.240 Anywhere you get your podcasts.

00:57:00.320 Spotify, Apple Music.

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00:57:02.880 Whatever you guys use.

00:57:04.160 Y'all go check it out.

00:57:05.100 Rate us five stars.

00:57:06.280 Please.

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00:57:08.720 So go subscribe to that.

00:57:09.660 Love.

00:57:09.940 Love.

00:57:10.320 Love.

00:57:10.560 Love.

00:57:10.860 And we also had Sarah on the show who we absolutely adore.

00:57:14.260 Please go listen to that episode too.

00:57:15.500 The funniest person in the world too.

00:57:17.020 Prying dude.

00:57:17.720 It was the greatest time.

00:57:19.740 Oh my god.

00:57:19.980 I couldn't have asked for a better like first guest to have.

00:57:22.280 And now I have you.

00:57:23.360 You're my perfect two.

00:57:24.640 And we're going to Legoland on Friday.

00:57:26.220 I'm so excited.

00:57:27.220 We're going to be the whitest family ever.

00:57:30.840 I'm going to wear.

00:57:31.600 What's white people shit?

00:57:32.780 I'm going to wear like socks and sandals.

00:57:35.060 Oakley sunglasses.

00:57:35.800 Yeah.

00:57:36.160 Too much sunblock on my face.

00:57:37.440 Yes.

00:57:37.800 Like white cast on my face.

00:57:39.640 Yeah.

00:57:39.820 All right.

00:57:40.140 Perfect.

00:57:40.220 James Charles white cast.

00:57:41.500 Yeah.

00:57:41.880 Perfect.

00:57:42.340 Flashback brow.

00:57:43.460 The shorts that go a little bit too long down your knee.

00:57:46.480 Love it.

00:57:47.120 Love it.

00:57:47.560 And then we're going to bring my own like bag sandwiches that get too hot.

00:57:52.600 I eat them when they're all moist.

00:57:54.280 You know what I mean?

00:57:54.720 Like all the waters in the bag.

00:57:55.680 My mom used to do that shit to me.

00:57:58.620 See?

00:57:59.180 Because I'm your mom.

00:58:00.000 Exactly.

00:58:00.420 That's why.

00:58:00.940 There you go.

00:58:01.340 Another zipper comes off.

00:58:02.200 They get my therapist and old man and my mom.

00:58:04.420 I'm literally Scooby Doo.

00:58:05.160 I'm just taking them off constantly.

00:58:06.660 They're like, I would have gotten away with it too.

00:58:08.500 I mean, we're remeddling kids.

00:58:11.160 Literally, it's just me, your mom.

00:58:13.400 At the very bottom.

00:58:15.240 Oh my God.

00:58:16.340 Honestly, I love Brittany so much.

00:58:19.180 We are actually soulmates.

00:58:20.740 I'm so honored that you were here.

00:58:22.300 Thank you so much for joining us.

00:58:23.520 Also, where can everybody find you on your handles?

00:58:25.860 On Brittany Broski.

00:58:27.280 Brittany underscore Broski.

00:58:29.160 Everywhere.

00:58:29.980 Wherever you want to look for me, I will be there.

00:58:32.740 And you should go find her because she is the funniest bridge alive.

00:58:35.740 I love it so much.

00:58:36.940 And thank you all for joining me again on another episode of the comment section show.

00:58:40.580 If you want to be featured in a comment section episode, make sure you tag me in your TikTok videos that you want me to.

00:58:45.820 So again, bring here and just go to town like Olive Garden over your Caesar salad, over your fettuccine.

00:58:52.420 Yep.

00:58:52.740 Whatever your pleasure.

00:58:53.780 Oh yeah.

00:58:54.100 You know what I mean?

00:58:54.500 Dealer's choice.

00:58:55.520 It's really up to you.

00:58:57.140 You know what I mean?

00:58:57.940 Yeah.

00:58:58.560 Yeah.

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00:59:05.500 And you can access the comment section show on all streaming platforms.

00:59:09.300 Thanks again for joining us.

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