The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - ENGOO AND STUPID Ft. Cat Cohen

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00:00:38.480 we'll be like this is so good hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment

00:00:51.920 section show starring me your favorite everybody knows me who cares about me on to the guest today

00:00:56.740 we have the iconic the legendary the unbelievably hilarious kat cohen oh my god oh my god i'm

00:01:03.280 crying i'm crying i'm screaming i'm crying finally let's get into it oh my god let's what's going on

00:01:09.820 first of all huge fucking fan likewise we were kicking hell up we said amazing things that could

00:01:14.980 never go on air we did and you'll never ever ever see it you'll never see in a million years i'm so

00:01:20.180 happy to have you i couldn't be happier to be here we did a show together never forget yeah never

00:01:24.800 forget the crowd was so unique the crowd was strange and if y'all were there love and so much

00:01:32.340 light to you and your family you were there loved you you were the best there were some people fully

00:01:37.080 just like walking around which respect you know have it there it's their life yeah i was it did feel

00:01:43.200 kind of strange it felt like some of them were seat fillers even though i know they weren't but it did

00:01:47.460 feel like some of them were they just had no idea what they signed up for you just unlocked a memory

00:01:52.080 for me i was a seat filler at the tony awards were you the first year i moved to new york and i was

00:01:56.820 like i've made it what year was that 2013 oh my god tea i know are you a broadway girl do you like

00:02:04.620 broadway of course i love broadway that's why i had to hear about your big event yes i did share with

00:02:09.900 the class yeah oh i did go see wicked last night let's just say i am change for the better i would

00:02:17.040 say yeah i would say change for the better for good even yeah um it was unbelievable really it was so

00:02:23.100 fucking good it was so good i did but not at the parts that i thought like i felt like i was holding

00:02:28.660 steady through for good yeah i was like holding steady getting misty eyed holding steady but after

00:02:35.300 the song there is another part that had tears rolling down my face oh my god did not expect it

00:02:39.980 at all i can't wait blew me away i'm ready and how was the party the party was cool was it was it wild

00:02:45.900 was it wet and wild it was wet and wild dry and wild it was wicked go off it was fine it was just

00:02:53.700 fucking freezing why um they had it outside well the whole carpet was outside oh yeah and it was 30

00:03:00.500 degrees last night new york in the winter just so you know for context and it was outside it was a

00:03:05.260 big like circle and so it was fucking freezing outside okay but then i was like oh well obviously

00:03:10.440 everything will be inside and you go inside and then uh like obviously the theater's indoors but

00:03:15.500 then there was like a lot of i think they had a lot of fan fans there like just of the franchise

00:03:19.860 itself and stuff so i did like a low-key meet and greet in one part so i was like okay maybe i should

00:03:25.220 go somewhere else for a bit to sit down and so the only area that i could go where like all my friends

00:03:30.920 were at was outside again so i got to sit on the patio you can't win yeah i can't win god it's so

00:03:37.100 hard i know so you're a california girl yeah i am yeah but and you're here for one second but you come

00:03:41.880 here a lot i do come here a lot i i'm i'm so not built for the like winter at all i think that's

00:03:48.540 a past me being a california girl is also i'm also brown girl so i feel like i'm also a big heavy

00:03:53.680 sweater i sweat pretty easily okay i love but you would so you would think i love cold weather

00:03:59.320 right but i do not and here you're flipping the script yeah and here i am being different you

00:04:04.180 like to sweat where it's hot yeah like i'd prefer to sweat than be cold i guess is my point

00:04:08.660 i would also rather you know god where are you from originally well i'm from houston okay where it's

00:04:14.520 the hottest city on earth so i'm always in hell so my whole life my hair was like frizzy as fuck like

00:04:19.920 i was like get me the humidity's crazy i was like please get me out yeah to the big city where

00:04:25.240 i can make my dreams come true and now i'm here and i know i want to talk more about your journey

00:04:30.600 through stand-up because i really want to know did you start young like did you start like as a child

00:04:35.080 no can you imagine yeah as a child child stand-up comedian no it's funny in college i was like a

00:04:38.980 theater kid growing up obviously but in college i remember i wanted to audition for the improv group

00:04:44.200 but it was get this a tale all men a tale as old as time and i was too scared because i didn't know

00:04:49.780 myself and how can you love yourself if you don't know yourself right so i didn't audition but then

00:04:54.700 when i moved to new york i did like the ucb thing okay remember that remember those days i think so

00:04:59.840 it was like it was the golden era of improv it was so fun to like go to ask cat if you know you know

00:05:05.700 and it was like this fun scene to be a part of and yeah basically i would just see people do stand

00:05:10.820 up and eventually i was like you see enough bad people and you're like okay i think i can do that

00:05:15.040 yeah yeah especially men you see enough terrible men do stand-up you're like i mean it can't be

00:05:19.780 that hard they're doing crazy things there's no way it can be that hard the darkness of the open

00:05:23.620 mic scene cannot be explained oh my god yeah that free will they need that taken from them exactly

00:05:30.580 especially in the stand-up area so that's sort of my journey that's interesting wait when did you

00:05:35.540 move to new york right after right after call oh big call that's what um i call it call

00:05:42.420 after i graduated call i go i like threw my hat in the air i was like yeah let's go

00:05:48.260 hopped in a taxi and i was like boop beep boop beep and no problems ever since and believe it or

00:05:55.300 not famous immediately yeah it's but the bus goes by and splashes me i'm in carrie's skirt

00:05:59.700 instant success have to be i know she was easy i know i still haven't watched the latest season of

00:06:07.540 and just like that i honestly have never seen sex in the city if you can believe it

00:06:11.380 that's that's so amazing because now you have something to look forward to i know

00:06:15.460 clearly if i could re-experience it for the first time well that's how i feel because i'd never seen

00:06:19.300 housewives oh yeah and then this past year i dove into new york from the beginning life-changing

00:06:24.820 t do you are you a bravo girl i'm not really bravo girl but my sister loves the mormon wives

00:06:30.500 oh and she was like like that's like the first reality show like housewives adjacent that she's

00:06:36.420 gotten into and she was like honestly i think i might start housewives you're in for such a treat

00:06:40.260 and so are you when you watch satc you're gonna lose your shit it's just like cozy that's what

00:06:47.220 everyone tells me i feel like i do feel like that about certain shows there are shows where i'm like

00:06:51.940 god what i wouldn't give to experience it for the first time yeah what are your go-tos one of them's

00:06:55.380 vampire diaries never seen you have oh god what i would know not like how happy i am yeah look at

00:07:01.700 the gift you gave me yeah okay or glee for the first time yeah i mean glee raised yeah raised us

00:07:07.060 had to it's like even when i watched the wicked did you watch the wicked like one night only

00:07:12.980 performance they the big thing they did on peacock there there's like a thing on peacock where they

00:07:17.460 like performed a lot of the songs live and then like some of the new songs live um and in that they do

00:07:24.340 a duet like cynthia and ariana do a duet like happy days or whatever it's like a barbara streisand

00:07:29.060 judy garland duet you know the one they do that duet and my sister was like honestly i was shocked i

00:07:33.380 knew all the words but then i remembered it's because they did it in glee like rachel and kurt do

00:07:38.340 that oh my god what a time what i would give what about you any other shows besides sex in the city

00:07:44.100 or how let me think are you big shows girl like do you like reality or do you like any kind of thing

00:07:50.100 you know growing up i would watch like real shows no offense to reality no offense and then since

00:07:54.980 my brain is atrophied over the past like five years i would say now i can only stomach reality

00:08:01.140 right i did vanderpump from the beginning oh nice how was that have you no but so many of my

00:08:06.900 girl in the world it's crazy i've never seen anything like it i don't how do they find those people

00:08:13.460 i want sandoval to sing at my wedding i'm sorry oh guess what both of us engaged

00:08:17.380 oh look at us we start sobbing yeah when did you get in goo um i got in goo last september what

00:08:25.380 about you last so it's been like a year yes okay so you're over it no i honestly i'm still in my

00:08:31.620 fiancee era isn't it so fun yeah every i just everything i buy is white i like i'm buying

00:08:36.580 things that are embroidered wifey era yeah of course i'm doing all of the things dare i ask when is the

00:08:41.860 event uh next summer now me having no sense of what year it could 2027 oh my god wait 2026

00:08:50.340 me thinking it's 2020 and today hello hello and goo and stupid hello hello

00:08:58.820 2026 of summer okay perfect summer wedding because you love to sweat yes obviously of course what about

00:09:04.580 you um haven't picked a date yet but you know my dream is to do new year's eve next year that's such a

00:09:10.260 good idea i i know a girl who got married on new year's eve honestly tea and you're like and now

00:09:15.460 she's dead yeah and now that girl divorced good luck was it fun though no it was it i didn't go to

00:09:21.700 the wedding i just saw the pics oh she sounds amazing very cute she didn't invite me so you know there's

00:09:25.780 that uh why are you mad at my friend why is that girl a huge bitch i'm kidding i love her i love her

00:09:33.460 i would take a bullet for her love her i would literally ultimately i would die for her so there's that

00:09:36.980 is that an aura yes do i need it yeah this is one of those old people things where you're like

00:09:42.660 oh i'd love to track my sleep i know but do and how do you sleep honestly i would say pretty good

00:09:49.780 unless i'm working so since i'm working 24 7 not well i was gonna say don't you work non-stop

00:09:55.300 so not well yeah um but no it's been honestly really great and also i track my period on it too

00:10:00.580 which is helpful do you notice a big difference if you have a drink before you sleep versus when you

00:10:04.580 don't yeah it not really because i'm not a huge drinker but like mostly if i eat late

00:10:09.780 that's like my thing and then my aura ring will say things like if you eat a heavy meal late

00:10:14.260 you won't sleep that well i'm like okay oh guess what the only thing i like in this life oh sorry

00:10:18.340 the few joys that i have the bowl of pasta before bed last night would make my aura ring explode off

00:10:23.860 my finger it was so good it would punish me for something for real okay wait back to your obsession

00:10:29.540 with vanderpump really quick oh right right so when i i know nothing about i know very little

00:10:35.460 about that world right but i do know that there is a restaurant of course yes okay and i literally

00:10:41.940 my sister was explaining something to me about vanderpump and i was like and they work at the

00:10:46.580 restaurant like i thought i thought they were a family-owned restaurant okay it is kind of like

00:10:50.980 that but they were like a one big family that owned the restaurant and then that was like the drama

00:10:55.860 was watching them run the restaurant right you're not too far off except they're all

00:10:59.140 fucking each other right is the main difference well then she told me that and i go well aren't

00:11:02.580 they all related and she was like no and i go i don't know anything yeah you go everything i thought

00:11:07.620 to be true was a lie i need a minute it's a process i'm gonna step out for a second okay um god it's such

00:11:14.500 a special program and i didn't get it like people would tell me i'm like i don't get it yeah and no i love

00:11:20.180 it but i should dive back into scripted yeah i think the one consistent reality show i'm loving

00:11:26.340 and living and laughing always is the great british baking show oh okay okay love that one right every

00:11:32.260 year i clock in like it's my fucking job do they do an american version they do but i don't really

00:11:37.540 care for that one like they do like a celebrity one too which is like that i gotta get you on there

00:11:41.940 which i hate unless they invite me obviously right and i would love it and it's my favorite show in the

00:11:46.020 world but the the regular one the normal one like i live and die by that show like it's just

00:11:52.420 the best and they the best thing about it is like they're competing for literally like a cake

00:11:56.900 pan thing that's it sweet that and vibes like that's all they're competing for i know i haven't

00:12:01.540 gotten into it people love it americans could never but like they only compete for that one

00:12:05.780 fucking thing and it's like the joy of baking that's so pure i know and that's why there's always

00:12:10.500 like a 20 year old gay man and like a hundred year old woman and they're competing against each

00:12:15.460 other my two besties and you know what's funny is last season they had one american on there like

00:12:21.300 who like lived in the uk because his wife was british but he was like born and raised new yorker

00:12:26.180 okay and so he's living he's been living in the uk i think for like a while now so he like entered the

00:12:30.340 contest and i was like no fucking way they have an american in there me getting america raw when i'm

00:12:34.740 watching it yeah yeah uh for once when i'm watching it like all of a sudden i love america yeah and this

00:12:40.180 old man like he was he did fine the first week and then like the second week he got sick or

00:12:45.140 something so he couldn't come so they can't eliminate anyone because it's not fair so then the next week

00:12:50.020 he came back was he i'm sorry i don't know but he was old so like okay sorry my apologies sorry no

00:12:55.460 disrespect so like i don't know how sick but he like got sick couldn't come and then the next week he

00:13:00.900 came back but wasn't feeling the best and so literally like the first challenge it just started

00:13:06.740 probably 20 minutes in he's like standing there drinking coffee and then he goes yeah i can't do

00:13:11.620 this no walks outside and then they do his interview he goes i'm gonna go home no no then he went home

00:13:18.020 like and honestly real as fuck that's the ultimate power move he had a fan in me well i said the only

00:13:24.020 american i've seen since i've been watching that show right quits with two he's like you know what

00:13:28.740 ah no i'm over it get him in this chair i respect a man who's like i'm out i know for sure

00:13:33.620 i'm not competing for that cake tin i'm out that's right sometimes on love island they'll

00:13:37.860 leave and i like that love island i've only ever watched a couple like of the uk seasons don't

00:13:44.420 start i've never really watched the american one although i do know the last season made everyone

00:13:48.020 insane it was crazy and it wasn't even fun i was like y'all need to like i know i i literally made

00:13:53.620 a joke about it i was like you guys are watching that shit like how the rich people watch poor people

00:13:58.100 kill each other on squid game fully that's how you guys are watching oh my god you guys are watching

00:14:02.260 from home going die die everyone needs to do box breathing everyone needs to like hold for four

00:14:08.340 exhale for four like it was scaring me but no i i am watching i am watching task are you watching that

00:14:14.820 no i i've heard of it though you like i haven't watched it's good i'm in the middle is that scripted

00:14:19.540 yeah and it's like i love like a i either like reality or like really dark murder thriller love

00:14:24.580 what's your fave a woman of range yes i love honestly i'm on i'm and i and they always diagnose

00:14:31.380 me when i say this but i watch the same things like over and over and over again until i get a

00:14:35.860 wild hair on my ass and then i'll watch something new right but a lot of times i like to watch new

00:14:39.540 things when they're all fully out like that makes sense if they haven't been released i'm like

00:14:43.380 impatient so i'm like i'll just wait chris fleming once described himself to me as like

00:14:48.420 a culture scavenger like he's like after years have gone by and there's i just get through the rubble

00:14:54.260 like a dirty raccoon i just and then i go and watch it that's kind of how i am too now chris

00:14:58.340 fleming's the funniest person on earth i know and that's just all i have to say it's so upsetting

00:15:02.980 that it's a man but at least it does it no one does it like him yeah he's boarding for flight

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00:15:32.660 gambling or that of someone close to you call 1-866-531-2600 or visit comics ontario.ca i'll

00:15:37.780 be watching his tiktoks i'm like i never thought in a million years we could get from here to there

00:15:42.020 and it was so seamless we're so lucky to have him i know i've i'm so lucky to be in the same timeline

00:15:47.060 as him i agree i i literally thought i saw someone once say that his comedy feels like

00:15:52.340 when you're driving and google maps is just rerouting every 10 seconds like that's how it

00:15:56.660 feels watching him and i was like you end up at the same destination you just take a bunch of shortcuts

00:16:01.620 of laughing the destination of laughing and joy at the corner of laughing and joy

00:16:06.980 i know because sometimes per our earlier discussion off mic sometimes i'll see comics and i'll be like

00:16:11.380 so this is hell why do i do this right and then you remember i agree to go back to the source

00:16:16.900 i agree i watched him when he was making fun of snl 50 and he said he called jimmy fallon

00:16:24.180 the smee to lauren michaels captain hook brought tears to my eyes that's the funniest joke i've ever

00:16:30.500 heard and he probably came up with it on the spot i'm sick i'm sick to my stomach oh my god i need to

00:16:34.660 study him i literally i messaged him once i was like i need to study you like jane goddall i want to

00:16:39.460 live amongst the chimps for a while and i want to live amongst in the jungle with you get a good feel

00:16:44.580 totally but you were talking about dark murderous shows those are your vibes i know for better for

00:16:49.780 worse i'm like i love it i'm everything everyone loves i love that too like true crime podcast i

00:16:55.140 love that like i do love a true crime documentary of course loving those any good ones lately um i

00:17:01.620 watched that cruise one the amy bradley one where she went missing on the cruise where is she that

00:17:08.020 one's crazy i think she's still with us you think that's what robbie hoffman told me too she

00:17:13.940 when we talked about it i need to hear robbie talk about amy bradley immediately she asked me

00:17:18.980 what are your what are your theories and i said honestly i think she might be dead like i was kind

00:17:22.740 of telling i told her my spiel and then she goes okay well you're wrong so this is what i think

00:17:28.260 she told me how she thinks she's still alive too oh my god and you think she's still with us as well

00:17:33.060 um i do because i think maybe she has a child and that's why she's laying low and that's why

00:17:38.420 she's staying there and also she has stockholm syndrome and whatever t i mean who knows i know

00:17:42.980 it's that one is so interesting i also recently watched the eileen warnos one oh i've actually

00:17:48.580 never seen that that one's so t what streamer provides that for us netflix it's on netflix yeah

00:17:55.380 i love netflix um but that one uh eileen warnos one is fucking crazy i mean that one's nuts yeah

00:18:02.820 okay i'm gonna dive in there yeah i have to shout out i think my favorite true crime podcast oh yeah

00:18:07.700 it's called red-handed oh have you ever gotten into that anyone anyone i have to shout them out

00:18:12.420 because i just think they do amazing work oh that's cool girls they just they have the perfect

00:18:16.900 balance of like they can be a little funny but they stick to the story and they tell the story

00:18:21.060 well yeah i hate when it veers off yeah and you don't want to be too funny no because i'm not

00:18:25.380 laughing yeah i'm not laughing it's death yeah let's all be serious yeah so that's that's once

00:18:32.740 that's one thing i i do like that's one thing i do like new segment you know what i i watched recently

00:18:38.900 um frankenstein have you watched the new frankenstein haven't seen tea gag gagged honestly i i do really

00:18:47.300 enjoy guillermo del toro's whimsy he has a lot of whimsy about him but his ability to like make

00:18:55.140 uh monsters just like i guess attractive is the word i'm looking for it's kind of shocking honestly

00:19:01.300 because i love shape of water too but there's like a scene i was explaining this to my sister but

00:19:06.660 there's a scene where like oscar isaac like he basically victor frankenstein if you will shout out he

00:19:12.660 basically is like oh fuck it didn't work like damn that sucks and he like goes to lay down in

00:19:17.780 the bed and it's like he's topless which i'm like i mean work whatever i mean when i'm working on the

00:19:22.900 dead i want to take my top off and go to bed yeah i want to be i want to be titties out in the bed

00:19:27.620 so he's like laying and he like wakes up and then when he wakes up he's like a four poster bed you know

00:19:33.060 real dramatic love wakes up monster at the end of the bed that would have i literally was like oh my god

00:19:39.460 i don't want to watch i was like did you gasp yes because i was like we need to get a bell on you

00:19:44.420 i need to see yeah i need to give you a caller with some noise oh my god okay i need to see that

00:19:49.300 i will say like crimson peak is on the pinterest board for my wedding is that good or bad i love

00:19:56.260 that it's staircases it's drama it's fabric like gothic horror candelabra i love that yeah like phantom

00:20:02.820 of the opera yeah exactly it's kind of the vibe i haven't talked about this with my fiancee and he

00:20:07.460 doesn't need to know about it no it's okay he doesn't need what you need his input for exactly

00:20:11.380 as long as you already got him already got him he's stuck it's so fun as long as he has the date

00:20:16.260 and time that's all he needs i do need to pick a date and time i'm like wait good reminder

00:20:22.020 do you know where you want to get married i think i'm gonna do it hometown houston wow

00:20:26.020 i know that's amazing yeah it's um do you have a big family i love them yeah massive you do massive

00:20:33.460 and i just would die for them i'm so lucky do you love your family i do love my family i i bring them

00:20:38.340 everywhere with me as you can tell it's so special by my small cavalry that i travel with that's my

00:20:43.540 dream i walked in and they're like where's your crew and i was like wait what wow let's go posse for

00:20:49.780 posse you don't have anybody to bring my i know i need to bring my crew i feel so lonely yeah it's it's

00:20:55.940 like a running joke with me everywhere i go now like for a lot of my friends or like people i work with

00:21:01.460 they're like well drew needs like a plus four at minimum if i can i mean you shoot for the stars

00:21:07.540 that's what i always do like when they say like oh you can bring someone i'm like cake plus five

00:21:10.900 can't hurt to ask final ask plus two give it to me it's all right and do you ever go to something

00:21:15.780 and they're like you can't even bring a plus one yes and it's like now i'm getting at that point

00:21:20.740 in my career where my team's like you gotta go like even if i go by myself i'm like okay i feel so

00:21:27.140 crazy going anywhere by myself me too why i become like the most shy person in the world

00:21:32.100 it's like where's my personality i'm like i left it at home i'm shaking people i've met a million

00:21:37.620 times i'm like what is that i don't know i think it's like maybe it's because our line of work is like

00:21:46.980 always having attention and maybe something like that feels like i'm going and looking for it and

00:21:50.980 and that's different i feel like to me than performing so maybe that's why or i'm just lazy

00:21:56.820 there's that too yeah i think yeah it's like if you go to an event that you had nothing to do with

00:22:00.900 it's like why am i here yeah yeah and everyone else is kind of like why are you here too right

00:22:05.380 and i tend to help i tend to get a little too silly sometimes when i'm alone no such thing

00:22:10.660 like just you know sometimes you're like you know this because you're silly too like when you

00:22:15.060 when you joke around a little too much at certain events you're like okay i need to reel it in just

00:22:19.140 a little bit i know you just you need to reign it in you just brought a memory to mind but i

00:22:25.220 it's for the best that it doesn't come to me in full we'll circle back if the memory presents itself

00:22:30.340 sometimes i i get a little too silly but i think it's just i don't know if it's like a defense

00:22:35.060 mechanism sometimes like where i'm just like i need to make conversation and if someone's not carrying

00:22:39.700 it because i can carry a conversation like with anybody really but if they're not really giving me

00:22:44.340 much i'll just start saying things and that's never a good thing that's a gift it could be a

00:22:48.180 a win or a huge loss depending on the audience you're here to play life is a game and you're

00:22:53.300 here to play i say that sometimes and you know this because you know caleb love and we love we

00:22:59.300 will you need a bottle yeah we both know and love caleb and a lot of times i get people saying like oh

00:23:05.140 i wish i was friends with caleb like i wish i'm like do you no caleb is obviously he's the greatest

00:23:12.500 friend and the sweetest person alive but he is so funny and like witty even when cameras are not on

00:23:20.900 to a point where i think it would overwhelm most people i think a lot of people think they could

00:23:24.100 keep up with him and they surely cannot no no no i don't think so quick he's way too

00:23:28.900 fucking quick i'm cameras off i go goo goo even cameras on i go i'm like goo goo ga ga

00:23:33.060 yeah so i'm gonna be on stage i'm just like la la okay anyways like whatever i do want to know

00:23:41.220 back well that's actually a good segue because i want to get back to stand up for you let's dive in

00:23:45.220 so when you first started how did it go for you like how how were you feeling when you first got

00:23:49.300 started were you loving um were you growing a love i remember i went with um one of my besties

00:23:55.140 mitra johari who's an amazing comedian writer she and i went to this open mic and we like made each other

00:24:00.660 dude was like okay we're gonna do this like yeah you know murder accountability partner yeah or a

00:24:04.740 murder suicide pact whatever um but we both did it both of us completely blacked out like don't

00:24:09.140 remember what i said but then once you break the seal i was kind of like okay i'm intrigued yeah

00:24:13.860 and then yeah i mean i was lucky just to meet a bunch of cool people here who were doing like

00:24:19.380 tiny shows in basements of bars and just getting up as much as possible yeah and then i think things

00:24:26.100 didn't really take off until i started doing adding music to my act and doing songs and then i

00:24:30.420 feel like it was like okay i'm kind of figuring out who i am interesting that was a huge part of

00:24:35.220 your act i thought it was so funny dude one of your favorite jokes that you made a few times that

00:24:40.100 night was when your crowd work i would associate with crowd work you were talking about people with

00:24:44.020 their arms crossed you're like don't cross your arms you're closing yourself off to the universe

00:24:47.300 thank you it's such a good one i need to think of something else like like those little bits are so

00:24:51.620 nice to have in your back pocket when like no one's vibing with you

00:24:56.340 so i gotta think of some good yeah there was something else those are like those i love having

00:25:00.100 those like in my back pocket they're so funny it killed me every time yeah i used to have like

00:25:03.860 and it's great for men too like if men are being fucking sticklers in the audience yeah they're

00:25:08.180 being like you're like you want to laugh yeah i got you i'm just like why do you hate me i'm

00:25:12.900 kidding he wants me so bad they laugh because they're so confused you're like it's okay you hate

00:25:17.620 me that's fine it's yeah i'm like you're dying around me i'm gonna blow up your marriage

00:25:21.380 like that's fun and then they have no choice but to laugh yeah of course because they're like this

00:25:28.180 woman needs hospital needs an ivy needs hospital british style that's how i say it

00:25:36.900 well you you did say you were engaged right everyone's talking about yeah

00:25:42.100 god word on the street is it's over boys it's over don't even bother i know uh what does he do for a

00:25:50.820 living is he also ready for this vroom vroom he has a podcast about formula one oh do you care

00:25:56.580 about that at all about the podcast specifically no about formula yes f1 oh you actually do okay

00:26:02.660 cool cargo fast cargo so yeah cargo so fast cargo cargo europe cargo miami that's the fun of it right

00:26:10.820 it's like a pandemic side project he started and now it's like his full-time job that's so yeah

00:26:15.140 and he's an actor so that's why he was like i need something else to do love he's great i only know

00:26:19.940 literally one singular person that loves f1 who and it's my agent who's also one of my besties her

00:26:26.740 husband steven let's he loves he loves f1 okay great so like anytime there's anything about f1

00:26:32.980 i'm like i bet steve would love this and i just send it to him that's nice yeah it's becoming like

00:26:37.380 massive i feel like it is it's becoming super popular now in the states no one had really heard

00:26:41.940 of it yeah but now it's major yeah it's called the red flags podcast if y'all are into it love do you

00:26:47.700 like cargo fast i would go to monaco i i don't know what's going on i've i've i've gleaned a lot

00:26:55.540 of info from some of his conversations on the phone or i'll watch his tiktok and be like he he

00:27:00.740 ha oh that's great do you believe in this that i'm still hold the phone and be like if we're trying

00:27:05.060 to get a tiktok to do well we'll be like yes i love this do you do that like in the algorithm

00:27:11.300 like your phone's watching you so i'll be like this is so good you must be doing that

00:27:18.180 you're emoting towards your phone yeah i'm like i don't know i i haven't done that i don't think

00:27:24.020 and look i mean i do i do be giggling at my phone but maybe that's why it's going viral they know

00:27:29.460 okay that's what i've been trying to do i don't know actually i don't have tiktok on my phone right

00:27:32.960 now because it was making me forget how to read and speak like what i love it though i do too and

00:27:43.900 it's it does have a very insane tapeworm that it put in my brain that's exactly yeah and it's eating

00:27:50.960 it alive what's your algorithm like i have a lot of random stuff you would think my algorithm is

00:27:56.020 really really awful like i have a lot of misogynistic shit on there because that's the

00:28:00.000 shit i like was stitching for so long right but thankfully my algorithm's never really been

00:28:05.360 populated by that stuff i have a lot of weird shit on mine i've been putting a lot of people on

00:28:09.620 honestly through this show i've been talking about people i've been watching like dr parkinstein i

00:28:14.140 talked about him and that clip blew up on tiktok he's um someone i think he's based in texas i can't

00:28:20.040 remember but he's basically someone who is obsessed with anything from the 1920s so like i know who that

00:28:25.960 is he does the charleston and everything his stuff's amazing yeah i love him he's like this is an old

00:28:31.360 wood burning fire from yeah and he's like yeah he's like i'm gonna make cornbread on my 1940s range

00:28:36.880 and then he just rocks and i i love like he has very minimal cuts and edits in his stuff and i love

00:28:43.460 when he's like doing something and he's getting fucking annoyed because it's taking a little bit

00:28:48.440 too long and then he just goes ah and just like tears stuff and he goes anyways and he just goes right

00:28:52.540 back to it don't cut it out leave it in raw love it where does he live i think texas i think he

00:28:58.740 lives in texas i believe or somewhere in the south i know that wow his stuff's so good i'm

00:29:03.880 obsessed with him i put it i literally talked about him on the show like a month ago and a clip

00:29:09.220 of it like one of my my social girl put it on tiktok and it did really well and then he saw it and

00:29:14.040 he was like did somebody call me that's what he like commented on the video and i wrote back i said

00:29:19.240 my king huge fan yeah and he's like you're not following me though oh called out by dr parkinson

00:29:25.240 okay well team parkinson well now we're in a diva off because he hasn't followed me either oh

00:29:29.360 so what's he supposed to do me and dr parkinson in a diva off that's so funny i was just talking

00:29:33.920 about this i was like people would be like i love your work and i'm like you don't follow

00:29:37.520 but i get it because then i see people and i'm like oh wait but on tiktok i don't really follow

00:29:42.060 anyone yeah i will me too it's like it's very like from my algorithm yeah you're served them you

00:29:47.440 don't need to yeah and then after a while like if i keep seeing you over and over and over again

00:29:51.660 and i'm like really really rocking with it i'll follow you you'll throw a dog about yeah but i

00:29:56.100 also i also like have to be careful though because sometimes you follow people and i'm not saying this

00:30:00.800 about dr parkinson but sometimes you follow people because you're like oh i love their content yeah and

00:30:04.580 then like two years later they turn out to be a huge prick and you're like and then all of a sudden

00:30:08.720 it's like and you know who's following that person oh so i gotta be careful with my that's crazy

00:30:13.620 yeah girl people watching who you follow yes girl all the fucking time people need

00:30:18.060 say with me hospital um and job and job oh people really need job myself included i'm like i would

00:30:25.680 love to be there i mean the fact that we're in an office right now doesn't don't you feel like so

00:30:30.340 good i feel so corporate i know so nine to five back to our desks after this back to our cubes

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00:31:00.800 day did you have any nine to five jobs before gosh when i started i worked uh not really i worked

00:31:07.080 like as an admin assistant at a theater i was like in the basement and then i did like you know

00:31:13.260 waitress tutor babysitter all the classics love what about you yeah i did in college i did like office

00:31:21.760 like i was like assistant too and certain stuff yeah in offices and then i was like i was a server

00:31:27.180 i was a babysitter too and i would go home sometimes like a low-key nanny and then i worked in an office

00:31:33.240 job right after college yeah and then got another job at the nfl right after that that's where i was

00:31:38.740 going right and then i got fired from the nfl yeah they fired me girl they said do not come back here

00:31:44.520 and i said really and you go let me go have make an amazing life for myself yeah i was like damn that

00:31:50.180 sucks um you said bye what's funny is too i didn't know i was gonna get fired so i did bring my laptop

00:31:54.840 in to take notes and then when they said we're letting you go i said so no notes oh so no notes

00:32:01.300 you're getting ready to type it yeah what do you want to talk about yeah i literally had my thing

00:32:05.500 up to take notes and then they said we're letting you go i said right and that's the opening scene

00:32:11.200 of your pilot yeah okay you're literally like today's notes uh fired cut to title drew yeah that's me

00:32:19.260 you're probably wondering how i got here that's good that's good i'll produce yeah there you go

00:32:27.180 co-produce co-write cheers love that for us i love i do have some fun facts about you though

00:32:31.800 actually now what's this gonna be and we we can get into that if you're ready dive in i feel like

00:32:37.800 you have a very whimsical life so maybe we'll see oh that's nice okay or not this first one says

00:32:43.840 she once sprained her foot just from walking of course but how did you how do you know that

00:32:48.460 and how did that happen but that's happened a lot oh a lot well yeah like you know when you're

00:32:55.560 walking all of a sudden you're like ow and like you don't know why something's hurting doesn't that

00:32:59.000 happen to everyone in the room at the same amount of times a day i don't know okay i don't know about

00:33:03.460 walking in sprained foot i am a big hypochondriac oh are you connect with that yes absolutely and so

00:33:09.780 a big like dr google oh god it's awful especially like the past i'm actually over right now but two

00:33:15.860 weeks ago i went to the doctor because there's a bump on my neck she was like where for like 10 minutes

00:33:21.860 she's like i don't feel anything and then she did admit there was something she said it was just a

00:33:25.820 lymph node and i was like that doesn't sound good she's like you have them all over your body i was

00:33:28.740 like well that's that sounds really bad but she said they're normal oh my god you can feel your

00:33:34.820 lymph node and she said and you had me pain you had me fucking come in at 10 a.m for this i know

00:33:40.680 and then i was like your neck yeah then i was like the back of my ear hurts she goes okay i actually

00:33:43.760 don't know what that could be and then i was like and my back hurts and she was like okay and my

00:33:48.940 feelings are hurt because you couldn't feel that bump so what are we going to do about that doc

00:33:52.700 first thing she said was like and so why aren't you taking your prozac anymore and i was like

00:33:56.040 respect okay so and you said that's besides the point i know that's nothing to do with why i came

00:34:02.560 here today i said because i want to can i be disgusting on this i want to come so easy

00:34:06.520 is that allowed on this okay yes of course it is and she was like she said until what you think about

00:34:12.660 this she goes what if you took it every other day instead of every day and i was like is that allowed

00:34:19.040 i know stay tuned you know what you should go to you should do this for a living to your doctor you

00:34:25.980 tell your doctor be you should be a doctor for a living you have some really sound advice she's a

00:34:30.640 really promising up-and-comer in the doctor industry this camera is making me realize god i don't want

00:34:36.360 to do it but it's time you guys i know what i'm saying no one wants to do it to cut like two inches

00:34:44.660 off because you know when it gets small at the end you're like oh my god i need extensions

00:34:50.600 would you believe i have extensions they look unbelievable i thought it was all match i know

00:34:56.960 do you are they in all the time um yeah for the most part yeah how often do you have to like have

00:35:01.620 them redone i get mine redone every three months so like 90 days is honestly great for me like when

00:35:08.140 i and it's funny because when i initially got extensions i just did it i was like fuck it i

00:35:14.360 was feeling real like crazy i was like fuck it i'm gonna be in my long hair era even though my hair's

00:35:18.920 already long even and my hair makeup artist was like why the fuck you need more hair in your head

00:35:23.220 you do not need more hair in your head yeah let's just try it let's be crazy and i think the first time

00:35:27.960 i did it she put probably 32 packs of hair in my head it was just way too much hair yeah i was like

00:35:33.600 let's wheel it back a little bit and then she i've like consistently been getting them lately i would

00:35:39.440 say for the last like year and a half but i love them and i really do think she does a really fantastic

00:35:44.580 job on the blend and stuff but i also think because generally of how my hair looks i feel like

00:35:50.020 most people would never assume i have them never i was like you just have that thick luscious yeah like

00:35:54.440 because my natural hair is very thick and long so like i think it's just it's movie magic it really

00:35:59.420 is but can i ask a stupid question like my hair so my hair is naturally really curly okay so it's mine

00:36:05.160 mine's like wavy curly yeah and so every day it looks completely different so how do the extensions

00:36:08.880 look the same as your hair well it's funny you say that because this last install i just did i

00:36:14.080 did a different brand but i also did line one shout out line one in case you want to give me hair

00:36:18.440 for free line one give us hair for free please they have textured hair so like they that can match

00:36:23.180 your texture that matches what yours naturally yeah so my this is like kind of my natural hair

00:36:26.540 texture a little bit well that's also very lucky but like i mean it's because mine's curly in a way

00:36:31.080 that's not what anyone would pick it i disagree i bet it's beautiful never forget 2016 i had curly

00:36:40.040 bangs no one told me the truth i also got bangs when i was young um and i had even curlier hair when

00:36:45.880 i was young before i like fried the fuck out of my hair of course killed my curl our whole life

00:36:49.660 yeah like just killed my curl pattern before i did that my hair was a lot curlier and i got

00:36:55.440 full bang like not even a what age are we talking i was like 15 yeah girl and like my hair is so thick

00:37:03.200 up here that bang it looked like a lego piece like i could just take it off like just pop it off what

00:37:08.620 were you like in high school i was an athlete i was like a student athlete what was your sport of

00:37:14.160 choice i well soccer was my main sport wow yeah but then i did i played sports all year so i did

00:37:20.720 volleyball soccer then track all year oh so you're extremely fast i wouldn't say extremely i will say

00:37:26.620 though on my player profile when i was getting recruited like for college to play soccer on my

00:37:31.020 player profile they wrote uh deceptively fast because i'm big i'm a big that's crazy they said

00:37:38.520 deceptively fast and no i can't edit them they're almost like yelps wow that's unbelievable yeah they

00:37:45.060 wrote deceptively fast oh my god i would say fast for my size i wouldn't say i'm the fastest

00:37:50.580 but sometimes you know like when i first started dating my man uh because my man was a college

00:37:55.380 football player like he played sports his whole life too so like you know when in the beginning

00:37:59.420 you're like doing cute little banter and shit like i was like i used to talk mad shit about being

00:38:04.740 able to beat him in a foot race of course but my man is really competitive just generally speaking

00:38:09.100 he's very competitive so he was like we should race one day and i was like you're taking it too

00:38:13.380 serious i'm trying to be cute and you're doing it too serious and we haven't raced yet because i

00:38:18.820 down the aisle i just down the aisle that's where we start we kick it off wait how did y'all meet

00:38:25.840 we actually met in high school we're not high school sweethearts okay but we did meet in high school

00:38:31.440 did you ever think like no really no in high no absolutely not how did you reconnect then

00:38:36.860 um we reconnected after because i went we both went away to college we were friends in high school

00:38:42.760 like we were in the same kind of friend group okay and my sister jokes all the time that we should

00:38:47.060 have known that my sister was a lesbian and that i like just my sister was a lesbian honestly and

00:38:52.760 maybe even me because in high school i really hated men even more so than i do now yeah and like

00:38:57.760 my sister the my sister had crushes every quarter like every three months she would have a new boy

00:39:03.040 that she was like this is the fucking one right and they were always like gross and ugly and that's

00:39:07.320 besides the point but like she had a crush on literally everyone except my man in high school

00:39:12.280 because she was like ew and he was arguably the only good-looking man in our high school and he got

00:39:17.780 handsome and tall and athletic young well dangerous combo wow in high school shocking he turned out to be

00:39:23.900 a good person that is shocking it is how did he i don't know yeah because i have no idea my fiance

00:39:30.200 was really really short growing up okay and it gave him the most amazing personality like he rocks

00:39:37.080 because everyone was like oh we don't like you so he gets it yeah he understands that's good i'm glad

00:39:44.540 to hear a short king turned out nicely oh god he's glad to hear it oh god that's nice to hear i know

00:39:50.840 i know i don't know how i think maybe because he was raised by a single mom oh that's my theory

00:39:55.180 respects women that's women that's a good answer yeah and i thought this was a good sign too when

00:40:00.100 i first started dating him that he calls his mom mama and always says i love you like in front of other

00:40:04.900 people like doesn't care like he's very affectionate like that with his mom and i was like good sign

00:40:09.540 yes very important good sign love that what about you and your man how'd you meet we met through a

00:40:15.160 friend um what was me laughing i was in an open relationship because i was scared to break up

00:40:23.820 with someone okay tail as old as time anyone else anyone else and my friend from college was like

00:40:29.560 he goes i have one straight friend from theater camp do you want to meet him and i was like he's

00:40:33.360 not my type but whatever and then i met him and i was like like almost fucked in a closet i was like

00:40:38.000 at this house party i was like okay i gotta break up with my boyfriend broke up with my boyfriend

00:40:41.560 um get with brian guess what brian dumps me guess what then months pass and we did get back together

00:40:50.020 and now we're actually getting now we've been together like seven years oh yeah too we've been

00:40:54.060 together eight so god yeah it's so isn't it fun to have like this new thing you're excited about

00:40:58.080 together yeah it's really exciting yeah it feels it feels different i know it feels different but not

00:41:03.100 like it feels like the same but more like serious i guess also too i don't know if you felt this way

00:41:07.880 but my man and i joke all the time that like because obviously we weren't in a rush to get

00:41:11.820 married like on right like gen z tiktok viewers like consumers and men who hate me um they like

00:41:18.880 to be like wow together for fucking eight years and not married yet like well that's because in your

00:41:24.140 head marriage is like a concept because you're never gonna get married at least not for love

00:41:27.780 but my thing is i was like i'm not 21 so like i wasn't like rushing to get married i i really

00:41:35.200 could not have wanted that less if i tried so i was very like if it happens it happens like i knew

00:41:41.280 i wanted to get married yeah i wanted to like live together i wanted to live together and i've said

00:41:46.760 before i wanted to like experience things together like good and bad like and see how you live through

00:41:51.880 it as a couple because i was like i want to go through the test of time together before i commit

00:41:57.220 my life to one person because i don't plan on getting married a million times so like that's kind of

00:42:01.940 like not ideal for me a million weddings yeah i don't need i don't need all that like i'm trying

00:42:07.040 to be a one and done kind of girl with marriage so that's why i took my time that's so funny i posted

00:42:11.360 what the one video i posted that went crazy viral which was of brian and i said my boyfriend of five

00:42:16.720 years in it yeah and of course all the comments are you fucking hag loser he will never ever pop the

00:42:25.360 question dump him and i was just like yeah and by the way while you're at it slit your throat love

00:42:30.680 you xoxoxo dash me it's like some 15 year old boy in arkansas i'm like okay but i thought it was so

00:42:37.700 weird because i similarly was like okay i want to get my career in order get right same how how long

00:42:42.700 after dating did y'all move in together um i think we started living together around three years yeah

00:42:50.160 yeah around three because we were living in our own well in our parents houses for a while right

00:42:55.980 after college hard to get a job i know um so we were both living in our in separate houses for a

00:43:01.040 while and then um his his family was kind enough to let me move into their house oh when my uh

00:43:07.240 grandmother had to move into my house so like sweet just so there's not too many people so i moved

00:43:11.560 into their house and we lived there that was the first time we like lived lived together that was

00:43:15.160 around three years i would say that's so nice yeah and then we lived there with other people like

00:43:19.240 essentially roommates right for like oh my gosh two years and then we moved into our own home

00:43:24.420 together that must have been so nice it was the best it was the fucking best but like it like all

00:43:29.160 of those different phases of our life i think helped develop and grow us as a totally but i was the same

00:43:35.000 way i was like i have a lot of things i want to accomplish like and he he's even told me like he knew

00:43:40.420 he wanted to marry me like well like i would say well into dating so like three months in like he knew

00:43:46.160 so i but i and i knew too bless you god bless you and can we cut to her cut to her so you know what

00:43:53.440 we're talking about my lesbian sister just sneezed and that's okay and they can do that yes beautiful

00:44:01.600 thank you scotus appreciate you

00:44:03.840 so uh i get the same shit i made a video recently because our anniversary is in

00:44:12.080 august and then i made a video because my fiancee got me a bunch of like beautiful gifts for our

00:44:18.200 anniversary like he's a really good gift giver and they were like sentimental gifts and really

00:44:22.180 thoughtful gifts and like shit like that that rocks doesn't cost a lot and doesn't take a lot other

00:44:27.160 than effort and love you know two things those men don't have and so when i made that video i said my

00:44:32.600 fiancee and it's our eight year anniversary bitch the amount of men that were like eight years no

00:44:39.620 wonder she fucking hates man eight years been a fiancee for eight years i was like i haven't been a

00:44:44.920 fiancee for eight years it's crazy and then i'm like i've been a fiancee for one year how long have

00:44:49.860 you been a fiancee never yeah but also i was like i didn't want to get married at 21 like you would

00:44:56.560 just want to get married at 21 and i don't want kids so like i'm not worried about that either

00:45:00.800 that's so powerful have you always not wanted yeah honestly i i realized it though i think when i

00:45:07.540 turned like 23 24 like it was just in my head i won't say i was always like i know i don't want

00:45:14.980 kids what i always knew was like it never spoke to me the way it spoke to a lot of other girls

00:45:19.900 yeah so when girls would be like i can't wait to be a mom i can't wait to i'm gonna name my daughters

00:45:23.860 this like i'm not even kidding sometimes dude i would make shit up like i would be like same

00:45:29.660 samanthica yeah oh i know a name and it would be like a name i saw in a movie and i thought was

00:45:35.460 cool and i'd be like i think maybe that and then everyone would be like oh that's great but i was

00:45:40.220 like i was so performative about it like because i just thought i kept thinking when i was younger i

00:45:44.520 was like as i get older like maybe it'll kick in like when i get older yeah and then like the more

00:45:50.340 motivated i became in like my career and stuff the less and further away from me it felt so then i was

00:45:55.740 like uh i wrote about this in my book but like i had like a pregnancy scare and then that's where

00:46:01.040 i really was like oh yeah i don't want i don't want kids yeah oh yeah no that's not the path for me

00:46:06.700 damn i want to be a rich aunt love that yeah so my my sister's gay my brother's straight but my

00:46:12.940 brother's young and my sister's on the fence so like here's hoping for my brother i told my mom

00:46:17.440 yeah he's gotta find yeah yeah and like i know caleb really wants kids so excited about him i

00:46:23.340 can't wait to be an aunt i'm gonna be the best godmother in the world yeah you really will be

00:46:27.260 maybe the best godmother yeah i'm on the fence are you we'll find out together we'll discover it

00:46:33.920 together i i guess i like i'm like always like in theory yes but i'm like but life rocks right now

00:46:37.800 why would i want it to change that's and that's really like how i was too for a long time yeah and i that's

00:46:42.140 why i think when i talked about in my book i was like i think my fiance and i were kind of dancing

00:46:46.740 around that for a minute more not because we were i think it was we were afraid that maybe

00:46:51.120 our answers wouldn't match but then after that incident that we had we both were like

00:46:55.500 we're aligned that's so nice i know so that was really nice too and he's always he was always so

00:47:02.740 supportive about anything i wanted which is very nice why is he perfect i know what are both your

00:47:08.000 signs i'm a virgo he's a libra what about you well you know i have a virgo stellium oh i do know

00:47:14.900 that about you if that means anything i smelled it on you when he came in no i'm a leo but i have

00:47:19.280 a virgo moon oh what's your moon i'm rising my moon's cancer moon sagittarius rising oh so

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00:48:00.320 oh okay feelsies yeah cry lots of feelsies what's he what he is in aries okay i like aries men

00:48:09.800 heroes i shockingly get along with aries really well yeah let's bring him in aries men hey bring in

00:48:16.780 the the lineup of aries men and you said he's what a libra i love a libra me too i love i and he's very

00:48:25.080 uh what do you call it like i feel like for him it's very logical everything is very like

00:48:30.720 black and white kind of thing how i described it to my therapist is like i am very like but what if

00:48:37.400 like about everything and he's like everything's gonna be fine because it's always fine oh and i'm

00:48:43.060 like i start sobbing you think you're smarter than me and you're fucking not my whole tiktok is like

00:48:49.660 what if everything did work out it's that plus girls like reorganizing their rooms oh my god you

00:48:58.180 know i was just talking about this because mommy vloggers are like real real popping right now i

00:49:02.880 feel like on tiktok i haven't i haven't seen much of that you know like when they say things like

00:49:06.680 spend the day with me nine nine to eleven thirty a.m. or whatever like they get real specific with

00:49:12.960 the times 12 15 to 3 25 p.m. right like they're real specific with the times which is fine i'm

00:49:19.640 loving i'm seeing nothing but mommy vloggers really uh spend the morning with me mom of four

00:49:24.520 um realistic morning routine like shit like that like they're really like giving me the answer like

00:49:30.180 before i even watch the clip totally fine i'm locked in i was like joking about this with my

00:49:35.560 man because i i really do love watching those little vlogs like i don't know what it is and i think

00:49:39.620 it's because like sometimes women like that who are fans of me i like to compare it to like they

00:49:45.760 watch me like a monkey in the zoo like they're like and they're like do do the thing like oh my god

00:49:50.340 he's itching his nuts like that's so funny like that's how i feel like they watch me like tell jokes

00:49:54.220 and make fun of men and that's fine but i think the inverse of that for me is like watching mommy

00:49:58.720 vloggers because like i couldn't relate to a life less yeah and that's not the life i would like for

00:50:02.700 myself personally so i feel like fascinated by it i love to watch it because it's so like oh wow

00:50:08.400 that's what you'd be doing all day that's cool it's crazy the only thing i think is like wow

00:50:13.140 you're really having a full day whereas i'm like your day's way harder than mine i can promise you

00:50:18.040 that i'm in bed as much as possible especially now that it's cold i'm like oh my god i have to sit up

00:50:24.480 and get out of this that's why it is nice at least to be in la it's like it feels like

00:50:27.700 yeah not frigid outside i'm just like stirring my soup like canceling every plan i've made

00:50:32.840 i know i was like and i was telling him a lot of the mommy vloggers i'm seeing

00:50:38.940 are almost like mirroring each other at this point i think they're like kind of copying the

00:50:43.040 same like formula which is fine there are a bunch of like which is fine which is totally fine if that's

00:50:47.740 what works for you you know what i mean um but i was telling him they do a lot of the same thing

00:50:52.280 so they'll say like um i have to take they'll like talk like this and they'll be like so

00:50:57.380 let's go oh dace knows this days when they do when mommy vloggers do this they go let's go

00:51:03.260 when they hit me with one of these you know you're watching something you're locked in i'm watching

00:51:08.440 listen i'm locked in girl i'm locked you're gonna crack that alani and start mopping i know it i know

00:51:13.140 it i feel that i sense it about you and i literally they do let's go and then they always end like this

00:51:18.160 oh my god okay i need to get i need to see one of these girl i'm obsessed with them they're like and

00:51:24.180 bye every now and then every single one i love it i'm eating it up i'm eating it up every now and

00:51:30.300 then i'll get like mama four in tribeca and it's just like seven million dollar homes and i'm like

00:51:35.820 and it's spotless i'm like okay so i do feel bad yeah my life and they're doing this and

00:51:41.240 wife encounters and i'm in i'm locked the fuck in i love it are you a morning person

00:51:45.940 i'd say yeah lately i have in my old age i just turned 30 in my old age welcome welcome thank you

00:51:54.160 i'm happy to be here 29 was awful like the age not not necessarily the year i had a great year

00:51:58.820 but like the the age itself so close i felt like i felt like a guy who like goes back to watch high

00:52:04.480 school games like too soon after he graduated that's how i felt being 29 i was like oh man it's

00:52:09.880 too soon like i'm like i'm still in my 20s i'm 29 i'd rather i like was telling my sister i'd rather

00:52:15.220 skip from 28 to 30 well i don't need that final year yeah i guess i sort of did because i turned 30

00:52:20.880 during the pandemic so i was gonna like oops here i am like there goes my life that's nice though

00:52:27.320 no but life i would you couldn't pay me to go backwards one day no way especially in my 20s

00:52:32.920 let's move forward i was like uh i was joking about that with someone too where i was saying like

00:52:37.560 your 20s are like you're supposed to be twisting in the wind in your 20s like you're supposed to be

00:52:42.760 so confused and i don't know what i'm doing and everybody's moving on you're gathering stories

00:52:47.020 you're gathering stories yeah you're like building lore character lore truly all throughout 20s and

00:52:51.460 then in your 30s and i remember this was like the last piece of like advice i got from the nfl before

00:52:56.900 they fired me during my note-taking session i can't picture you little glasses you're like

00:53:01.420 pink pen with a feather i'm elwoods first day of law school no laptop oh yeah for real um this woman

00:53:11.240 had she had just turned 40 and i was i think i was like 24 and then when she was talking to me she was

00:53:14.900 like if i could pick any decade to go back to i'd pick my 30s and she's like because in your 20s like

00:53:19.740 no one knows anything and no one has any money she's like in your 30s all your friends are like

00:53:24.700 established like they know at least somewhat what they're doing like on some track and everyone

00:53:29.840 has everyone i know i'm like yeah it's like if they're like centralized in some regard and then you

00:53:35.600 have like a more solid group of friends yeah and you guys all have money better now than you did in

00:53:40.700 your 20s yes so you can go to dinner so you can go to lunch and oh god and i love going to dinner

00:53:45.380 oh me too i'm getting a 25 martini and you're going do you do you have like a core group of friends

00:53:51.600 you're like this is my crew like we're always together yes for sure that's really nice right

00:53:56.460 now yeah yeah i feel like you kind of i have like my like high school and college friends that i'm still

00:54:01.080 super tight with same but then i'm like have close with like individual people from like different

00:54:05.140 like chapters of my life i love i think that's wonderful yeah yeah my core group right now is

00:54:10.380 like mostly i would say i say my team but they're like everyone's like my friends like we're like

00:54:15.920 best friends and we all talk every single day and do everything together and then my family too so

00:54:21.000 like they're also included i include i count my family as friends of course i don't know what that

00:54:26.040 says about me me too i you know i briefly lived in the same building as both my brothers oh i love

00:54:31.940 that i know they both left me

00:54:34.580 is it just the three of you or do you have more siblings oh me too i'm in three too

00:54:40.820 oh right because y'all too and little brother and where is he in la too yeah yeah so my it's funny

00:54:45.680 you say that because my family like the house i live in now like my sister has her own house

00:54:49.440 two minutes one way my mom and dad and my brother live two minutes the other way and it's funny because

00:54:54.720 recently i moved my grandfather and my uncle who's like our godfather into the house right next door to

00:55:00.940 my parents so my so my brother lives there now and it's like he's living on his own because he's

00:55:05.780 in the house next door and my parents live right next door and then we live two minutes either

00:55:10.320 direction we live like in a little triangle you're really living the dream but i i'm gonna move to

00:55:13.840 eventually and when i literally was like breaking it to my sister i was like would you move with me

00:55:18.900 like we're going to spain yeah and leaving that fucking far but i was like telling my man i was like

00:55:23.040 i have to bring my family like i of course i need to bring them with me so i'm gonna start the

00:55:27.620 pilgrimage and then yeah we'll move we'll go from there that'll be nice because you feel like

00:55:31.880 there's a lot of stuff you need to be in person for yeah it's more so i just like the commute is

00:55:36.380 getting to be a lot i'm used to it but it's just like it would just be easier and i'm gonna buy a

00:55:41.660 home soon so i'm like if i'm gonna buy one i think i'm gonna buy one this is so exciting i know

00:55:46.420 oh my god that rocks another reason why i waited to get married exactly but like in the meantime i've said

00:55:51.840 that too like in the in the span of eight years other than growing a very foundational love and

00:55:57.120 affection for each other uh we've also gone through a lot together but we've also like i've retired

00:56:02.200 my parents i retired my like my uncle i like you know what i mean like we've started a business

00:56:06.880 like i'm gonna hopefully start another business soon like there's a lot of things i got done

00:56:11.540 so cool so and also like wrote a book i mean that's insane period how long did you work on the book

00:56:16.840 i would say probably like year and a half in total were you very much like every day

00:56:23.780 for the most part yeah because i was doing this at the same time yeah we were kind of piecemealing it

00:56:28.940 so like i had to write in chunks so like my my literary agent and like my team that worked with

00:56:34.800 me while i was writing they would like they wrote like an outline for me they're like okay give me like

00:56:39.700 5 000 words on this oh that's nice 4 000 words on this and then i'd send that in in pieces

00:56:45.160 that's great almost killed me but i did get it done almost killed me it's so impressive

00:56:50.020 and now i'm writing another book which is very exciting wow and how how does like how does it

00:56:54.340 feel having done it before do you feel like okay now i got this or you feel like oh fuck what was

00:56:58.260 that that i did yeah i honestly feel more excited this time but it's because it's different i'm doing

00:57:01.940 fiction oh that's so exciting yeah and it's gonna be a movie yeah and i'm i'm planning on that too

00:57:07.720 and that's what i've and i've been calling it my lin-manuel miranda plan perfect because i'm

00:57:13.340 gonna cast myself of course of course he's a genius he said you can have it i'm just gonna

00:57:18.900 be a principal role so he is a genius i'll never forget when i saw in the heights in high school

00:57:24.580 on broadway i was like it's the best so good i did love it and i loved the movie too i watched

00:57:31.740 me too period love that oh wait let's get back to some fun facts about you okay okay and this this

00:57:37.300 next one says you were in the kappa alpha theta sorority in college you know this is interesting

00:57:43.420 i joined that sorority and then i didn't go i didn't go to anything and so i kind of stopped

00:57:48.740 going and then i stopped paying my dues and i actually still i graduated over 10 years ago

00:57:54.080 still get emails being like where are your dues i'm like but i didn't go they're chasing you down

00:57:59.860 yeah like but i didn't go to anything and i didn't do anything it was like when i first got there

00:58:03.440 i was like this would be a fun way to meet people and it was but then i was like i want to do other

00:58:06.540 stuff but yes i'm a proud theta

00:58:09.060 that's what they do that's what they do they do that because it's like a theta

00:58:15.980 so you get it that's a really awful awful hand signal i feel like everyone liked when i did that

00:58:23.240 you're the only one who felt weird they were all cheering everyone's cheering they were like

00:58:28.020 no she can leave but just we need the dues the lineup of aries man is like

00:58:32.000 sorority life not for you it wasn't a match it honestly makes a lot of sense for you to just be

00:58:41.140 like never mind yeah it also wasn't a big deal it wasn't like a intense like some schools it's

00:58:47.080 very intense you know it was kind of like oh whatever no one cares yeah but love to my sisters

00:58:52.180 yeah i do love my sisters though ultimately 100 would die for them of course i never i i didn't

00:58:59.120 have really any greek life at the college i went to there was like i think two there was like one

00:59:05.900 frat one singular sorority and then the frat got closed down for like issues of course and then the

00:59:12.740 sorority i i don't even know where they were or what they did after that like i had no were you

00:59:17.380 playing sports in college no that was like when i stopped playing um i got offers to play in college

00:59:22.600 but i also which i was like literally thinking like damn i gotta go take those because that's

00:59:27.500 better for college like money obviously free money um but then i got an academic scholarship and so i

00:59:33.000 like basically was like do you guys care if i don't play anymore like to my parents because

00:59:37.900 they had like spent so much time and money on me playing travel ball and everything it's so intense

00:59:43.460 yeah so it felt like kind of like fucked up to be like bye like but i did ask and my parents were

00:59:49.940 like i don't care oh my mom was like yeah that's fine and i like didn't really have that much of a

00:59:55.880 social life like i did have one in high school but it wasn't as like popping as i wanted it to be sure

01:00:00.680 uh because i was always fucking playing sports and then also in school because i love school uh also

01:00:07.680 because i'm a virgo i really did love school so i i enjoyed uh doing school work and all of that so

01:00:13.000 i got an academic scholarship which allowed me to not play sports anymore so i got to be like a normal

01:00:18.020 student when i went to college that must have been so nice it was it was really fun i actually got kind

01:00:22.000 of lucky too when i went because my freshman year dorm roommate was is still my friend to this day

01:00:27.620 yeah if you can believe it she's still my friend that never happens yeah ever i had the

01:00:32.080 right and it's you had the craziest freshman i can't even talk about it i hope she's okay

01:00:37.380 okay continue your best days or your girl yeah i did she's two years older than me um but she like

01:00:45.020 took time off and then went to school at the same time i did and i remember thinking when i looked her

01:00:50.500 up on facebook because i got her name and like an email oh my god yes you're like i need to look up my

01:00:54.960 roommate and i looked her up and it said that she was married and that she was working at chili's

01:01:00.160 and she had like a dog and like a house and i was like this can't be the right girl

01:01:04.780 and then when i met her in person it was her and she was married she's not anymore but like she was

01:01:09.960 at the time she got married young okay and um when i met her she's the craziest person i've ever

01:01:16.560 fucking met and like i love her to death though she's just the craziest person i've ever met

01:01:21.640 and i always say like if i like in in college i never would have had any fun without her like

01:01:28.260 the kinds of experiences she would put me in because i'm so i'm so virgo down that i'm like

01:01:32.700 you're a good girl i have yes i'm a rule follower in a lot of ways and i'm also very planned and like

01:01:37.520 i need to make sure everyone's okay and everyone's safe so like i never would have done anything crazy

01:01:42.540 cool without her and she would have died without me so i think it was like a real yin and yang

01:01:47.020 situation i think we balanced each other really well but we're still friends to this day we still get

01:01:51.080 dinner every time i go back to hawaii like i go see her and we get dinner and hang out with my other

01:01:54.960 girlfriend too um who i also met my freshman year and she's still one of my really good friends

01:01:59.040 to this day but at what stage were you like i'm a star though like in terms of like what i wanted

01:02:04.500 to do yeah like i'm like you're playing sports when were you like but get me on camera i was i think

01:02:08.800 when i was in college that's when i was like i want to be on camera i think sports is just my way i don't

01:02:13.340 know why i didn't think acting was like an option for me i always did want to do acting or like

01:02:18.940 performance of some kind but i was like well i don't know how to do that and i didn't do theater a ton

01:02:23.240 so i did take theater classes in college though that i loved so loved had the most fun ever in

01:02:28.820 them but i figured like if i did journalism communications i could still be on camera and

01:02:33.460 do stuff yeah and i would literally think to myself i'm like i'm just gonna charm everyone

01:02:36.820 with my wit and then maybe they'll let me do like lifestyle stuff i don't know like that's what i would

01:02:40.840 tell myself and now look at you and now look get fired then do it yourself charmed ass yeah then put

01:02:46.980 your hair in a bun and handle it that's what i did coffee feet

01:02:50.200 what about you did you always know you were going to be a performer i feel like you knew

01:02:56.780 especially as a leo now that i know you're a leo that makes a ton of better for worse

01:03:00.220 but you know yeah it's one of these i don't know how but and it's like you never know it's

01:03:05.100 how you're going to get to the place but you're just like that's the place i'll be at yeah that's

01:03:08.040 like i did the same thing yeah but now i'm like wait i want to be at a different place

01:03:10.900 it's always it's moving a little but it's more laterally moving now now that i do do this for

01:03:17.060 yeah i'm like okay i think i also want to do this or maybe i want to do this and i don't want to do

01:03:21.260 that like that kind of thing yeah that's how i've been kind of sampling right now what about you

01:03:26.260 yeah i feel similarly i'll kind of say yes to everything and then only a few things and i'm

01:03:30.300 like oh i'm never doing that again yes usually i'm like oh that was fun i'll do that again yeah

01:03:33.180 you never know what's gonna come i feel like are you acting yeah yeah i was gonna say

01:03:37.200 that's my favorite thing to do yeah i feel like you're made for it honestly i love doing that and

01:03:42.240 i love being on stage but i'm trying to think about yeah yeah i love doing a little bit everything

01:03:46.620 is there anything you've been like well i know something you're good at that i'm not good at i

01:03:51.060 don't like doing hosting on like the carpet oh no i was like this is not for me i don't know i

01:03:58.180 don't know i don't know i think you would be fun i don't know i think you know what it also

01:04:06.560 depends on like maybe it was the event because like when people come up to you and they're really

01:04:09.440 nice about it it is fun but then some people walk up to you and they're just like and they're awful

01:04:12.640 yeah they're just dead behind the eyes yeah i think it's a really hard gig so that is true i'm

01:04:17.520 always like in awe of people who like yourself who do it very well thank you yeah it's uh i feel

01:04:22.740 like when i talk about hosting because sometimes oh girl after i i've been hosting for a minute

01:04:27.020 obviously this but also like carpet stuff but once i talked to timothy chalamet girl you would

01:04:31.940 have thought i'm ryan seacross all of a sudden everybody was like so tell me about hosting

01:04:35.460 specifically talking to him tell me about it um he seems like a great a great interview he was fun

01:04:40.720 honestly he was he was fun i can tell he has a level of brain rot that he cannot show publicly

01:04:45.720 while he's being a serious actor i can tell he has that level of brain rot yeah um but he's fun

01:04:50.760 like he was a good time and uh i feel like when i host i like to talk to them like they're fucking

01:04:57.620 normal like i've talked to tricksy mattel about this too because she she said the very first time

01:05:02.140 she ever met lisa vanderpump oh my god because they're good friends like which is strange to

01:05:06.580 think about but they are love that and the first time she ever met her she's like she had like this

01:05:11.020 like black and white like sequined like tuxedo on or something and she was like what are you gonna

01:05:16.180 do magic tricks after this and she said she laughed and she's like i think people are just like afraid

01:05:20.640 of her so they're too afraid to like joke with her and like razz with her and i think that's what they

01:05:25.040 love like they love when you like razz them a little bit and like kind of meet them as humans

01:05:29.340 i like popping that little bubble i think that's fun that's powerful when i met chris evans and i

01:05:34.220 talked to him for a bit on a carpet like i could tell i can always suss a vibe too like if they're

01:05:41.140 like fucking over it like they're just so tired of talking right right they're just so tired of

01:05:45.620 answering the same questions like i kind of try to keep it short and then just ask them fun stuff and

01:05:50.640 send them on their way so he gave me this like really long eloquent answer to a question i asked

01:05:55.720 and it was a great answer like great great promo great everything it was perfect and then after

01:06:00.860 he finished i was like he's like yeah and then i go man you fucking nailed that and then he started

01:06:06.780 laughing he goes i did didn't i and then we like laughed and high-fived heaven and so i think shit

01:06:11.440 like that is fun yeah you catch them being human for a sec totally i think that's fun that's why i think

01:06:16.500 you would do really good at it maybe i'll try but you are a big silly goose so i love to laugh

01:06:20.500 yeah i get what you mean though when it's like it's not hidden i have had a few where i've had to be

01:06:27.580 like all right girl have a good night all right have a great night queen you are everything you're

01:06:33.900 the best oh you look fantastic love you i have had a few where i've had to like kind of send them

01:06:39.900 on their way and sometimes when you when i do carpets like if i do them specifically for shows or

01:06:45.400 whatever yeah it's typically people that are older that sometimes uh like brands will tell me like

01:06:51.300 they don't really love i see silliness they don't really love yeah it's like they're very like just

01:06:57.440 kind of keep it and sure and so i always tell them like if they're not feeling it i promise i'll send

01:07:02.560 them on their way like i'll ask them one and then i'll be like all right queen we'll have the greatest

01:07:07.060 night ever and that kind of gets them honestly every time when you do that they giggle and they're

01:07:12.000 like okay perfect and they walk away it's a contagious giggle yeah you just gotta like

01:07:16.400 laugh and talk really loud and it kind of just like jars them and you're like have a good night

01:07:20.920 it's working on me works like a charm it's working on me girl

01:07:27.660 i will say though in hosting this if you ever do get into hosting for real i will say

01:07:35.760 the breath can be sometimes crazy oh my god stinktown usa sometimes and sometimes they're

01:07:42.300 real close to me you know what advice i read recently i don't know where i saw this they go

01:07:45.800 if someone ever offers you gum or a mint always say yes i'm like damn just in case my sister does

01:07:52.320 does offer gum like that and sometimes people are like oh does my breath yeah yeah and she always

01:07:56.420 goes no no i'm just helping myself and sometimes it does yeah it's a great way to be she's pulling a

01:08:01.540 a fast one on them never saw it coming she's quick i know swear to god i i literally did like

01:08:08.520 a what's in my bag thing with in style and like one of the things i have is like those listerine

01:08:13.580 pocket things that you can like spray in your mouth and i was like i carry these like because

01:08:18.000 i'm talking all the fucking time and meeting people obviously i always have something like

01:08:21.260 this on hand especially on carpets and i was like and you would be surprised like sometimes

01:08:25.840 breath is stinktown usa on there and sometimes i want to spray it in their mouth while they're

01:08:30.320 talking like a cat like when you're like get out of get off the counters you're not supposed to be

01:08:34.440 on the kitchen oh my god that's what i want to do sometimes you must sometimes it's bad and ever

01:08:39.600 and they're too famous that no one will ever tell them oh don't want that to happen that's a scary

01:08:45.160 place to be thank god i'm not in that situation uh in college you were also in a co-ed acapella group

01:08:52.460 called share con oh yes i was oh yes i was i loved it you big acapella girl i was it was

01:09:00.720 it was so fun it was like a co-ed like frat it was so fun i think that's probably why i didn't get

01:09:05.940 into my sorority because i was like i like this yeah i have i have an acapella group that needs

01:09:09.700 my attending yeah i did not love the singing as much but the hanging out was really fun

01:09:14.260 and we got to like go on trips and like it was the best we all didn't love the singing in the

01:09:18.740 singing group loved the group part yeah i like well i like being the soloist i didn't like being

01:09:23.460 like beep boop beep boop like that sucks but it was so fun it was like pitch perfect the movie

01:09:29.520 we were not college experience we were not good but we had a lot of fun did you guys go sing in

01:09:35.620 other people's like events or anything not really one time we were the entertainment on a cruise ship

01:09:40.620 isn't that insane a week on a ship where'd you go um where do we go we left from florida i think

01:09:48.700 we went to like jamaica interesting where else do we go it's it's such a blur it's one of those

01:09:54.880 memories it's like did that happen it's like a fever dream it really was it was so weird and like

01:09:59.020 all this it was like before instagram too doing an acapella group on a cruise line is crazy no one

01:10:05.160 wanted it imagine singing in the middle of a cruise ship and no one's listening

01:10:08.440 and also i think we were like too young to drink because i was like 18 or something okay we put

01:10:17.480 ever clear in one of those flat camping water bottles and then would bring it to like the cruise

01:10:22.300 dinner and like oh god ever clear horrible when i was in college we would go on tuesdays to the

01:10:29.460 movies because it was like five dollar movie tuesdays and because they didn't serve alcohol in movie

01:10:35.060 theaters at the time and like my friends and i would buy a box wine take out the bag put it in a

01:10:42.220 backpack and then we would like just open the spigot in in the theater like and you could hear

01:10:47.560 it hitting the cups like just someone pissing in the back of the theater yeah and that we would just

01:10:51.860 pass them down the row genius and we would do that women in stem truly women women ahead of your time

01:10:57.400 yeah women in engineering fields women in male fields you know oh my gosh it is so nice having a

01:11:02.380 wine at the movies it is so nice the first time we ever did that was to go see 50 shades of gray

01:11:07.820 wow i actually have seen that and it was me and my three it was me and my three girlfriends

01:11:14.220 and then there was i think four couples and that was it it was just us and four couples in the theater

01:11:21.420 and then we were absolutely trashed off red wine watching that movie that movie is crazy what a core

01:11:28.120 memory for me honestly that's important in the inside out in my brain that's a gold ball right there

01:11:32.500 just rolling down the little the little line oh i forgot about that that facet of the film

01:11:37.040 i love that detail that little motif

01:11:42.220 that's yeah i love getting wine drunk at the movies it's just nice to kick back it does life's hard

01:11:50.900 girls need to put their hair up every now and then i love that you were in a co-ed acapella group for

01:11:55.920 you that that makes a lot of sense it was fun it was here's what you're not gonna believe

01:11:59.820 it was actually cool

01:12:02.700 it was cool you guys were pretty cool is that according to you and the acapella group or a lot

01:12:09.620 of other yes well i can only speak for myself but i believe it was cool i believe everybody had a

01:12:14.980 good time and thought we were cool oh god okay we have another one uh that you were a camp counselor

01:12:20.600 at camp ozark in arkansas in the summer of 2009 oh god well i wasn't ever um a full counselor i was

01:12:27.560 a counselor in training really really wow you never made it to counselor thank god i mean it's

01:12:33.340 such a weird place it's just really really i'm half jewish half catholic but being from texas like

01:12:37.940 everyone goes to christian camp it was like the thing and so i went to this insane evangelical camp

01:12:42.980 that like completely brainwashed me oh my god thank god i got out i've been to church camp so you get it

01:12:48.940 it's a lot it's insane yeah and i remember when my sister and i went the first time

01:12:54.520 my sister kind of bought in and i was like i had one foot out the door but i was like damn okay

01:13:00.620 she's really buying in yeah and then i remember they asked if like we wanted to say the sinner's

01:13:04.780 prayer to like commit your life to jesus or whatever and so we sat in a circle and did it like

01:13:10.020 and my sister and i were like holding hands and i remember during the prayer i literally was going

01:13:14.840 like this oh because i was looking at her to see if she was like being for real and she was and then

01:13:19.700 i said damn she'd be for real okay so like you know yeah don't ever say i wasn't there for my

01:13:26.800 girls so she's been saved and you have it yeah pretty much she's going and i'm not i'm getting

01:13:30.720 left behind it's so scary though it is yeah they're so i'm so easily brainwashed as well i will say

01:13:36.680 though the energy is electric when you're there and no electronics you're getting swept up in it you

01:13:42.520 know what i mean a hundred percent i'm talking all that shit about not joining a cult but put me in

01:13:45.960 the woods with no phone who knows oh the first half of every cult doc i'm like i'm in

01:13:50.580 what was i just watching um you said i'm in honestly yeah i need no no further convincing

01:13:58.800 on my end it took a long time like even the beginning of nexium i was like okay i'm listening

01:14:03.400 i'm listening i'm listening volleyball love you love volleyball you and keith boom set spike um

01:14:09.220 bumps that spike peppering with keith i do love to pepper who doesn't i love to pepper get those

01:14:17.240 bruises on your arm um volleyball is a huge part of church camp they love volleyball there

01:14:24.940 yeah but thank god i got out oh god no same i mean it's crazy i felt like i felt honestly i felt

01:14:32.980 performative at things like when i was at church camp i felt performative at things like worship

01:14:36.900 yeah because everybody's putting their hands up and like crying and i was like i mean i guess i

01:14:43.040 could do it but like it's just my heart's not in it and that would be fucked up you know i mean i

01:14:47.320 feel like jesus if jesus is real they'll see that i'm performing i love god but i don't know if he was

01:14:52.620 there i'm like what is this but you're a real one i was fake i was like

01:14:59.160 i was like doing it honestly i think that makes more sense than the way i was doing it which was

01:15:07.540 like almost half-hearted like i was going like oh but you were right i was trying to participate

01:15:12.080 there was a woman there who at these services would play air guitar to the worship music

01:15:19.880 and complete serious she's completely serious like in a god-fearing way or just like a praise him

01:15:26.800 way like uh this is for you like like this is my gift this one's for you i bet she's still out

01:15:33.480 there doing it it's crazy and like my my parents like don't laugh at her one one time my sister and

01:15:40.480 i were at when we were at the church camp during a worship service like you know sometimes people

01:15:44.820 like walk up to each other and they'll be like can i pray for you or whatever oh this one guy i

01:15:50.220 remember like me and my sister were sitting in the back and this guy came up and he was like do you

01:15:54.460 mind if i pray for you to me and i was like i guess not right and then he was he was doing and

01:16:00.300 i'm saying this very literally like the most bullshit ass prayer but it's because and i knew

01:16:05.240 this because i could tell like i think he had a crush on me and just wanted to hold my hand

01:16:08.960 and so like he did that and then he was like halfway through this bullshit ass prayer he goes

01:16:14.520 oh yeah you too to my sister like takes her hand on this i was like don't include me in your

01:16:20.320 bullshit ass prayer and then she's doing he's doing that and you know you know after a while

01:16:25.180 it starts to get redundant if they have nowhere they're really going they'll just start repeating

01:16:28.400 the same things like and father god over and over and over again so then he finally finishes the

01:16:34.180 prayer and then he gets he's like god bless you both and he like walks away and my sister was like

01:16:39.020 his breath was so bad when he left and i was like you're not buying into this

01:16:44.020 need one of those damn down the throne immediately that world freaks me out yeah it is it's it is

01:16:52.880 yeah i have a lot of anger towards them yeah i get it i won't get into it today i get it though yeah

01:17:00.220 uh okay last one it says do you remember how old you were and do you remember how old you are

01:17:05.520 in this in this photo oh that's a really cute photo it is a really cute photo oh because you know

01:17:12.840 i was maybe i don't have to happen to anyone else here i was extremely cute and then god it must

01:17:19.840 have been about maybe about fifth grade something shifted and then it was hideosity

01:17:25.720 abomination until about like 18 19 so that's the cute era i don't know i don't i never know how old

01:17:35.680 kids are what is that two three six it's you i never know how old kids are you know as a kid you're

01:17:40.440 like what's your deal like where are you from you smoke i'll go where do you what do you care

01:17:48.180 about i will say your pupils are the size of your irises in this picture like you you look your

01:17:54.820 pupils are enormous i've seen something yeah in this picture i don't know it looks old it looks like

01:18:00.980 you're probably like me not knowing either me me making fun of you and me not knowing yeah i would

01:18:05.620 say maybe like six no no you think younger me not knowing is there a doctor here me not pass it

01:18:13.740 around but um let's see carrie wants to see four or five really oh i'm sorry hop skipping a jump

01:18:20.820 from six i was wrong i said two no i think carrie's right six months eight months yeah we're on i think

01:18:28.300 14 months you know my friends some of my friends are trying to have kids now i don't know what to say

01:18:32.000 to them i'll be like what's your kid into i'm like bluey i'm like that's awesome i'm so happy

01:18:39.180 for them i don't know i want to want it i want to want it you do maybe theory yeah i want a million

01:18:47.720 billion i think i think dollars first don't you think yeah i think then you'll know for sure once

01:18:54.520 i get a million billion yeah in the bank then you'll know then i'll say have to just one at that

01:19:00.160 point girl obviously girl and by that point you'll be able to choose totally yeah

01:19:05.180 i know sometimes i see like i don't know i see i see people with kids and i'm like god i'm so happy

01:19:14.680 for you could never be me but i'm so happy for you and i and that's why i said like i like hanging

01:19:20.180 out with kids in in like a very um aunt like sense like in a way that's like i'm gonna send you home

01:19:26.680 after this yeah like 20 minutes of oh my god and then i'm like yawn who has the gossip like let's

01:19:34.800 hang don't you think yeah wait so what are you doing the rest of the day what are you doing tonight

01:19:39.140 you have another pod i do have another pod um tonight nothing i think just dinner what day is it

01:19:46.440 it's tuesday what about you what are you doing today i'm hosting this show tonight i'll send all

01:19:52.020 the info if you want to come or actually you're leaving tomorrow yeah i leave wednesday so tomorrow

01:19:56.420 would be more fun yeah well thanks for telling me the day i leave didn't tell me before i booked

01:20:01.280 my ticket so yeah well noted noted me noting getting fired that's the cutest image i love it

01:20:11.140 it was so bad i was so miserable at that job of course they wanted me dead at that job but that's

01:20:15.960 because the uni verse had something bigger in store for you i'm shot i literally had i was just

01:20:24.100 telling uh my sister like in my first like three months working there um i worked in like this big

01:20:31.360 what i was like feeling like was almost a movie like newsroom like everyone was sitting in like uh

01:20:38.900 booths like restaurant booths and like shit and their desks were all askew and everyone was

01:20:43.740 casual friday every day and they were like we need ideas we need ideas like that was the kind

01:20:48.040 of environment i was in so i was working there for like three months i was trying my absolute

01:20:52.140 hardest to make friends and it's not hard for me to make friends yeah but at that place it was almost

01:20:56.460 impossible like nobody wanted to be my fucking friend i felt like i had a stink about me like

01:21:00.320 i was i felt like i was giving pig pen in some regard because i felt like nobody wanted to be my

01:21:04.320 friend and it was very strange so i was like trying like to like oh so like you know like where are you

01:21:09.840 from like i was just trying to make conversation and nobody nobody was picking up what i was

01:21:13.220 putting down like they would just give me really deadpan answers and then it wasn't lending towards

01:21:17.100 connection or conversation what was their problem i don't know i think it's just the environment is

01:21:21.780 extremely competitive there in a way that i wasn't vibing with and clearly i was trying to key and have

01:21:26.580 a good time and like nobody wanted to join me on that journey and so i had been working there for

01:21:30.840 three months and i was like trying really hard to nobody wanted to eat lunch with me and i'm being

01:21:35.300 so serious like i was trying really hard to eat lunch with people nobody wanted to eat lunch with me

01:21:38.260 and so i was like whatever like i was just trying to like okay maybe this is just like a not have fun

01:21:42.840 in the workplace kind of vibe and there was like mostly men in this room that i was working in

01:21:47.020 obviously because i was working at the nfl and so one day i was working and the guy who i had talked

01:21:52.320 to a million times it was always very curt and short with me didn't give a fuck he walks in and he goes

01:21:58.760 guys we got a new hire and it was a another woman there was maybe like three or four women total in

01:22:04.900 there at this point and then everyone's cheering and he goes tell people about yourself and then she like

01:22:09.940 tells people like oh i just graduated from pepper nine like i'm doing this blah blah blah and he

01:22:13.740 goes don't forget guys we're gonna have team lunch like we do with all new hires

01:22:18.800 no mind you i've been a new hire i've been new hired for three months and then i literally was in

01:22:26.040 they're like we're gonna go get lunch she's like guys and they gave her like a bag with like shit in

01:22:30.020 it what i didn't get any of that shit and then i was sitting there and i was like and then i remember

01:22:34.800 i reached i like leaned over and like tapped someone that was next to me and i was like where

01:22:38.980 are you guys getting lunch and then the guy goes i don't know and just turns around fuck those people

01:22:44.600 i was like so no connection no connection in this vibe that's hell it was so awful and it was

01:22:51.260 yeah it was so bad so am i shocked that they fired me no looking back no not even a little

01:22:59.580 good riddance good riddance you know let's go that's why i said let's go after i got fired follow

01:23:04.980 me to my new life spend the morning with me after i got fired and then after i get fired i go

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01:23:19.720 the best what about this you're heaven on earth i'm fucking obsessed with you got to come back we'll

01:23:23.200 have a proper dinner hey yes i would love i would absolutely thank you for having me of course

01:23:27.760 this rocked and rolled and save your strengths i know you have another one

01:23:31.960 thank you kat i appreciate that thank you but before we go before we go really quick um where

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