The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - HEDGE OF PROTECTION Ft. Brittany Broski

00:00:00.000 what are your kind of opinions on ghouls ghouls just generally speaking generally ghouls well

00:00:08.760 if they came here legally i wouldn't care you know what i mean

00:00:11.420 obviously i wouldn't care just go through the process like everyone else

00:00:17.440 yeah obviously

00:00:18.880 hey everyone and welcome back to the final spooky season halloween episode of the comment section

00:00:30.120 starring me your fave who cares about me on to the guest today we have my sister my blood

00:00:35.740 my brother in christ herself back for an all-star brinny broski

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00:01:36.300 yeah woke the woke girls woke elphaba alert woke elphaba's in the building oh great

00:01:43.660 anyways welcome back this is your third time here how's it feel it feels like the first time

00:01:49.420 every single time yeah because fun fact not a lot of people know this about us

00:01:54.460 you coming as a guest on this show was the very first time we ever met

00:01:58.400 it is true it was the very first time we ever met in person and then we went to legoland a couple

00:02:02.400 days later we did do legoland and something shifted at legoland yeah

00:02:05.580 an energy shift occurred energy shifted and we were like some people aren't going to make it past a

00:02:12.060 certain point at this point exactly but thankfully we persevered we did we girl bossed i'm telling you we

00:02:17.440 girl bossed we overcame and that i think we realized very quickly we're cut from the same cloth yeah

00:02:22.260 i know i remember you told you had texted me at one point i knew you were a nerd freak weirdo i

00:02:28.340 smelled it on you

00:02:29.140 it reeks well and clearly look at us now like what the fuck it got worse yeah obviously it's

00:02:37.540 worsened it worsened the condition has worsened it's terminal now just you and caleb are the only

00:02:42.780 ones i've had on three times i am honored yeah same i think i think that first episode two is when

00:02:48.820 we talked about my fan fiction for the first time yeah the joe bros yeah we talked and i said the

00:02:53.400 diabetes was a huge part of the movie's plot sorry did we say that it was kind of like on american

00:03:00.840 idol when to get accepted you had to have a sob story yeah yeah that's true you interwove that

00:03:06.180 that's true i brought that when life imitates art exactly but now you're a for real fan now yeah

00:03:12.260 now we've met them in person true and we both were like short sure yeah

00:03:17.980 short short yes short tiny strange weird talented talented a little weird caucasian yes word association

00:03:31.100 yes exactly what's been up with you lately what's going on with you girl anything new i just finished

00:03:38.820 a book last night which one i was dressed like this it's my show we talk about what i want exactly

00:03:46.260 on my show um i finished babel by rf quang okay tea dude for everyone who recommended it to me i was

00:03:53.640 like hey i'll get to it i'll get to it read it and i'm like this is so so me it's about it's like dark

00:03:59.500 academia mixed with anti-colonialism and the way that because her name is rebecca quong the way that

00:04:06.200 rebecca kind of interweaves very heavy and difficult and complex topics into like it's a

00:04:14.360 fantasy at the end of the day like it's a fantasy novel and it's set in like 1830s victorian

00:04:19.240 england and the lead character is a mixed um chinese english student and it all revolves around

00:04:27.240 like him and the exploitation of his language and his culture too and it talks about how the british empire

00:04:33.220 covets that which it exploits the most like which it is set to destroy yeah it was so good okay t

00:04:41.240 it was so good i think i'm sold if you're into that kind of yeah you're into fantasy yes anyway i don't

00:04:46.280 know what that was on my neck was anyone else scared was it who else was scared what did you say

00:04:52.480 when i appeared in the hallway earlier oh yeah what was carrying cares what was that what was that

00:04:58.320 what was that in the window just now i think i see something looking at me through that window

00:05:02.840 james james what was that days were saying this about the summer i turned pretty we kept making

00:05:11.060 this joke we're going every time i saw that motherfucker come on screen i was like oh my

00:05:15.240 god bro who invited this guy this guy oh my god bro get your ass on what the hell no man what the

00:05:28.300 fuck i love that that part of my brain rot but i'm also fearful of it every day i feel like it

00:05:34.380 spreads like a disease every day yeah you gotta hit your head yeah enough

00:05:38.260 quiet enough the voices the voices tell you to do this well i listen well obviously well i'm happy

00:05:50.680 for you that you finished that book and you enjoyed it thanks what have you been reading i read bridge

00:05:54.820 kingdom recently it was recommended to me what's the like matt is it magic system no not really is

00:06:00.940 there magic in it no there's not really magic in it it's just like different kingdoms fighting

00:06:05.180 against each other for control over this one bridge okay okay and this one girl like marries a

00:06:09.460 guy like that she's trying to find out the secrets to the bridge it sounds complicated as fuck which it

00:06:15.020 is but i had a blast reading it it's like political intrigue yeah it's very politicized and like what

00:06:21.160 people think is true versus what's actually true that type of shit i like that and then her uh being a

00:06:25.820 benedict arnold i was fucking with it oh kind of flipping both sides loved it great history

00:06:30.840 reverend hello her being like a frederick douglas yes

00:06:35.880 okay okay right right right right she's cooking let her cook

00:06:43.240 i did try to read this one though recently called when the moon hatched

00:06:49.640 dragons right yes dragons it's on my shelf it's like sci-fi and dragons say less yeah so i was trying

00:06:55.300 to read it and this is how i described it today's i felt like the dumbest bitch alive reading it like

00:06:59.760 because i generally can like even if i don't understand something i was like i'll come back

00:07:04.140 to it if it's really that confusing to me but i'm sure i'll put it together i told her i felt like

00:07:07.800 they were talking in code like the whole movie i felt like walked into and got his dooku coins

00:07:13.380 and turned to some guy he had eyes red slits who is that who are you am i here i'm literally like i

00:07:20.640 had to read the same page 50 000 times and you know there's a character called count dooku in star wars

00:07:25.900 i told dayson i felt like a big count dooku head the whole time i was reading this is making me feel

00:07:30.700 like a dooku head and you're not gonna make me feel dumb not when i'm trying to have fun no i'm

00:07:34.460 trying to have fun read my little fantasy things and this is making me feel stupid and you're making

00:07:37.900 me read count doo-doo a hundred times on the same page count dooku head count dooku head ass core

00:07:43.340 that's how i felt reading it and i was like man fuck this book fuck this dumb ass book i don't want to read

00:07:48.700 about these dumb ass dragons anyways fuck this book i'm getting pissed off i was like so angry i was like i'll come back to it

00:07:53.900 i uh recently purchased something that i need to make you aware of okay i brought it here today so

00:07:59.260 i'll show it to you later it was at a bookstore and i'm by the fidget section okay right because i like

00:08:05.420 to fidget yes and on the table i see a 3d printed fidget dragon copped might as well have had your name

00:08:13.580 on it a picture it said return to sender return if lost return to put your license

00:08:21.580 i had my passport number on what the fuck so of course i bought it with my credit card yes and i

00:08:27.100 brought it home and that thing it's like a sensory slug love you know those things where you can curl

00:08:32.700 them up yeah what's funny is you sent me a video of you playing with it so i did remember what but i

00:08:38.060 wasn't sure if it was the dragon that you had bought tell them that i literally saved it

00:08:44.540 you're like i'll let you touch it when i come over next time but you can't have this one this one's

00:08:49.100 mine you can't have this one actually and don't let squid touch it he'll break it oh my god squid

00:08:54.620 dason you know dason loves those little ugly little babies that she puts on her bag charms not the sunny

00:08:59.900 angels no she loves those she loves like the little booboos but she loves all of them like yeah there's

00:09:03.980 one's called crybabies and all that stuff i watched your unboxing i do i'm familiar yeah she has one

00:09:08.220 called a maymay that was like her favorite one she left her purse on the ground in my house and like

00:09:13.980 we both left and i found squid like around with something and i was like what is that and i went over

00:09:19.980 squid chewed off half her face i said when i saw it i said squid she's gonna kill me she'll kill you

00:09:28.300 she said she loves this one oh my god her favorite one but he thought they were toys because they were

00:09:33.580 like hanging so he just like took it and he was like sucking on the face of it so like half her eye

00:09:38.940 and her eyebrows gone what did you do to this hoe you fucked that bitch oh my god hello how long did i

00:09:46.860 leave you alone i know i told dason i was like i have really bad news my parents came over and i was

00:09:52.940 telling my parents and my dad goes she's gonna be pissed i was like i know she loves that thing

00:09:59.260 i was literally hiding it in my pantry and i was like i'm just gonna break it to her at a certain

00:10:04.540 point you're like wringing your hands yeah and i was like do they have something to tell you

00:10:09.740 it wasn't me it was squid if it was you that'd be worse yeah sucked half the face off me gnawing on

00:10:16.540 it yeah i love a fidget toy too yeah i'm kind of crazy it's good when i'm teething

00:10:21.180 only when i'm teething i'm gonna get really nervous anyway that's like the clip i did with

00:10:29.260 days this week where i was talking about glenn powell and i literally said he's 30 i was like

00:10:34.140 he's literally like in his 40s am i wrong like me so confident i was like he's mid-40s no no

00:10:39.340 and then she looks it up 36 i feel horrible i said my condolences yeah but the funny thing is like

00:10:46.540 i've made fun of him like a couple times on tweet girls a cup a handful of glenn or charles

00:10:53.260 no no uh glenn powell glenn 10 maybe 15 times tops and and it's all in good fun and then i'm not

00:11:02.300 kidding like i don't know who took that from there but like i've done quite a few interviews this year

00:11:06.780 where they've asked me so like what's your deal with glenn powell and i'm like i don't know that's

00:11:11.740 becoming a thing yeah i was like i don't dislike i don't dislike him i can't have a little fun girl

00:11:17.420 can't have a little fun i made fun of austin butler's elvis accent for over a year nobody right

00:11:21.660 nobody asked me once about that mother nobody came at me sideways for that nobody cared when i

00:11:26.700 was saying that dude's from anaheim what the fuck he goes like that dude lives 20 minutes from

00:11:31.660 disneyland and angel stadium what do you mean you can't get rid of mama

00:11:35.260 what do you mean you can't get rid of the southern accent what do you mean you need another

00:11:42.140 dialect coach to decondition you what are you talking about i lie me when i lie for attention

00:11:47.420 so true oh me too also this is so random too but i just found out recently one of the roles i read

00:11:53.660 for and like got a callback for but didn't end up getting obviously because i'm still dressed like

00:11:57.180 this doing this because i do plan on when i blow up i will forget everybody i do plan on doing that

00:12:02.140 at some point um i saw like in the main cast i saw who got cast in the role that i read for

00:12:08.620 but opposite her like the love interest was a sam win dude i've never seen before and i said oh now

00:12:15.740 you want to start casting them they probably i was like and what if me telling my team it's not true

00:12:20.860 me and what if they were like one too many sound when people kick that off we know who to cut i was

00:12:26.940 like oh only one per group huh only one per group whatever wow you watched any good movies lately

00:12:36.940 um movie or tv shows i just binged house of guinness oh yeah that's right that's so funny i i watched the

00:12:46.220 trailer for it and i was like i will be coming back to this naturally yeah was it good yes it was good

00:12:52.300 i will say there were parts of it because you know i'm all up in and around the irish shit i'm

00:12:57.980 all up in there fontaine's dc kneecap all these like irish artists they synced the music to the show

00:13:04.380 and at times it felt like all right this is reaching you know what i mean right but i really

00:13:08.940 enjoyed it because the story of the guinness family is so you know they're like the american

00:13:12.140 kind of vanderbilter rockefellers right foundational family to dublin and whatever i enjoyed it um

00:13:18.700 there is rock hard hog in it so no way yeah full frontal hog no way uncut obviously uncut hog

00:13:26.620 obviously because they're british or irish my bad yep don't be disrespectful and it is uncut why is that

00:13:32.780 a thing uh like for whiteys or the europeans is it well i guess culturally i do i think yeah i i'm

00:13:41.500 honestly not sure i feel like religion is plays a role in it whether you are or not right i don't know

00:13:48.300 unsure jarvis could we jarvis make it uncut jarvis show me uncut versus

00:13:55.900 jarvis show me the history of uncut pull up the circumcision wikipedia

00:14:01.580 like shut the up and then i'm like no one takes me seriously as an actress

00:14:06.860 yeah no one gives a fuck about me being an actress oh wow maybe that's why because i'm

00:14:15.180 saying because you're seeing jarvis pull up uncut right right right right um i the green looks scary

00:14:20.860 like natural on you like it really is complimenting you period i think it's really gorgeous honestly

00:14:26.460 period maybe i will go like this and they'll think i'm just like dressed like jim carrey from the mass

00:14:30.700 to my next event because i'm going to be wearing a suit too yeah you like and the thing about women

00:14:34.620 in power is a serious panel with black lip liner like intersectional feminism

00:14:42.780 is just stupid do you remember recently when i was telling you about a shoot that i was like

00:14:50.700 supposed to do and then i was like under i explained this whole story to my crew the real story but i was

00:14:56.300 like explaining how in my job description the byline they wrote everyone else has had something very

00:15:02.460 awesome and mine said viral body positive influencer hey hey um what the is that um

00:15:12.860 and then i literally called you to tell you because i knew you were having a bad day

00:15:16.220 i was like well this will make you feel better they put that as my byline and i was like they're gonna

00:15:20.780 make me the fatty yeah a token fatty token fatty and can you talk about being fat please if you don't

00:15:26.940 mind the thing about the fat thing is have you seen that audio on tiktok and they're like okay so

00:15:30.540 you are fat and here's the thing with the fat thing that's how it feels like you are fat here's

00:15:36.060 the thing about the fact that literally they said that to you yeah they said that to me they called me

00:15:40.540 big fatty on main big big fatty every day i log on to tick tock.gov i get called big fatty

00:15:47.340 when will it end me too and it's also like it's kind of i recently i was talking to dace about this

00:15:55.820 when a certain woman tagged me in an instagram story that i assume i can only assume was meant

00:16:03.420 to be complimentary to me but she tagged me and other people that she also i think considers big

00:16:09.580 fatties and i it was like the third tile in like a 10 tile story so i didn't see the rest of it

00:16:14.860 but she was like these are tagged below these are women this is her talking to the camera

00:16:19.500 these are women who don't care about their bodies like they don't care about fitting into a mold

00:16:24.780 they don't care if you're attracted to them you should follow women like this tag me now hold on

00:16:29.980 it was me in me and i'll tell you who the other people were but i i'm literally gonna cover but it

00:16:34.140 was literally me

00:16:41.500 me and when my twins roll up and obviously she's not that woman who tagged me and that is not

00:16:46.780 bigger at all she's not bigger bodied at all her trying to be inclusive girl get the out of my

00:16:51.820 face and this was the first time when i told this story i don't even remember why but i told this story

00:16:56.540 to my therapist this is the first time i made her laugh out loud for real yes because i told her the

00:17:01.580 whole story and i said like if you're gonna call me a big fat bitch on maine why don't you just say

00:17:05.500 that what i said and you know why it's like offensive and they're like i think it was meant

00:17:10.220 to be a compliment the reason why it's not a compliment and you know this because you get it

00:17:14.300 all the time too is because they're not saying i think you're so beautiful they're saying i can't

00:17:19.660 believe that you still think you're beautiful and i find that bad ass exactly that's punk

00:17:27.260 i think that's so girl boss that you don't care that men think you're gross no yeah when people

00:17:35.420 tell you that you're brave because i'm wearing a two-piece they're like you're so brave you are so

00:17:43.180 brave you're so brave i love that you don't care that your big belly is showing like i've had people

00:17:48.460 being like i used to be so insecure about my belly and now that you someone literally once this was

00:17:53.900 around coachella time i remember that distinctly because my belly was out a couple times at coachella

00:17:57.820 and that is imperative information to the story she commented on one of my things and she was like

00:18:02.700 love your outfit girl also i used to i forget the exact verbiage probably on purpose because it hurt my

00:18:08.540 feelings but she's like i used to have like a frowny face belly button no and she's like i used to be

00:18:18.060 so embarrassed of it but now that i see you don't care when it's out that makes me feel confident too

00:18:24.300 i said and you know what's funny is i genuinely said out loud to myself i'm not looking that up

00:18:31.500 i don't need to i don't need to know and i don't want to know because it's it's nothing about that is

00:18:37.260 going to make me feel good no i don't need that information this is so like you're gonna laugh at this

00:18:43.500 but i know you'll understand were you ever had like like pudgy growing up like fat i was fat as a

00:18:51.660 kid you like make fun of yourself to other girls or your friends or whatever i would cup my belly fat

00:18:59.260 like this and say look it's a bagel because my belly button's a fucking hole it is a circular oh

00:19:10.380 you know the skinny girl belly button that's like like a stretched out penny girl mine is a

00:19:15.500 fucking hole i would say it's a frowny face belly button like mine

00:19:21.500 what are you talking about frowny face don't piss me off that's why i let i go i'm not looking that

00:19:26.460 up i don't need to know i don't i don't fucking meet i you keep that i don't want it you can have

00:19:30.540 it i'm not even but i will think about it for the rest of my life that is for sure i will think about

00:19:34.220 it for the rest of my life just like the wall-eyed thing like someone was wall-eyed yeah same thing

00:19:38.300 with that same thing with the pot of greed if i could delete one joke i've ever made about myself

00:19:43.580 it would be the pot of greed thing yeah purely because i'm sick of men pretending they made it up and

00:19:47.820 using it against me but i was like that was funny the one time i told the story that's the thing but see

00:19:52.860 no one can cut deep quite like that exactly because it has brownie face belly button that made

00:19:57.340 me lock my phone for a minute that got that got close i had to get off my phone and go look outside

00:20:02.540 and really think is this something i want to keep doing

00:20:07.500 who am i could i get a job after everything i've said it's like a regular job yeah what are my trade

00:20:14.860 skills i need to go learn a trade it really is that serious sometimes i'm telling oh i'm sick to my

00:20:26.380 stomach dude like that's bagel look up and guess what it killed every time

00:20:35.340 you gotta laugh so really i guess who really won in the end look look what we are now i did one time

00:20:43.580 at a one of my friends my friends in high school like she had an older brother that everybody like

00:20:48.700 really liked but i remember we were at her house like with all our friends once and it was cold

00:20:53.340 outside and i you know like little jean shorts were like super in and at the time so i was like damn

00:20:58.380 it's cold and she goes oh i'll get you some sweats and i was like um because she's like a lot smaller

00:21:03.980 than me and then she goes no i'll get him for my brother he's like because he's way bigger than me

00:21:10.060 relax first of all then she gets them nothing worse they're skin tight they look painted on my ass

00:21:18.060 like literally like you know and they don't even go up that high so they're like they're almost

00:21:21.660 pinching you in more it's like it feels like you look mustard bottle but not in a good way yes

00:21:26.540 you know what i mean like you're just your brother's low-rise yeah yeah you know when you're putting

00:21:31.980 them pulling them on they're like oh okay oh my god oh my god

00:21:45.180 i have some fun facts about you oh okay i don't even remember what we were talking about but i i

00:21:49.980 want to get to your fun facts because you have quite a few okay let's do it okay this first one i

00:21:54.620 she asked me if i knew anything about you and i was like yeah things we can't share

00:21:57.820 you were a member of the international thespian society i was and how was that um it was actually

00:22:08.780 in high school i was more active as a thespian okay i identify as a thespian um yeah it was great

00:22:15.180 i got inducted it's this whole like weird culty thing and then all for like me to not give a

00:22:20.380 shit like i dropped out like i don't give a fuck because they asked me to pay not doing all that i

00:22:24.220 thought this was an honor are you asking for my money i'm not feeling honored when i have to give

00:22:28.300 up my money exactly that's i was in something called uh the international scholar society in

00:22:33.500 college okay yeah and i went to something called scholar con don't know if anyone's familiar it's like

00:22:39.660 mad con yeah but for a freaking nerd sorry me and maddie b oh miss him and cameron dallas and sean

00:22:51.820 mendez what the fuck miss sean oh miss ah i wish he was here i do wish he was here i wish he was here

00:22:58.540 uh no i went to scholar con twice in florida well no i only went once actually that was my first time

00:23:04.540 flying alone and i remember when i went i was like i was super like my mom was like you should

00:23:09.740 go like it'll be a good networking thing of course my mom says that i'm 17 i'm like i don't

00:23:13.900 give a fuck about networking okay fine so like i went i remember i went and i was like okay

00:23:19.260 need to make friends like that was my first thought i was like have to make friends and i was like

00:23:22.780 well roommate obviously i'll be friends with my roommate like that's easy and i and i'm like

00:23:27.180 literally sitting on the bed like waiting for her to get there i was like perfect i'm gonna we're

00:23:30.380 gonna key her and i are gonna girl out we're gonna queen out she comes in she's 58 and she was so so

00:23:37.260 so nice but she really was almost 60 years old i remember that distinctly and she was getting her

00:23:41.660 second phd and i was like oh i was like well like i was like well do you want to go to lunch like i was

00:23:48.380 like well i made i made i like was like planning on going to eat with her she's like yeah and then we

00:23:52.940 went to lunch and she was so nice and so sweet and so smart but i asked her like what do you do for

00:23:57.180 her living and she was like oh i counsel um like people after they've uh been assaulted

00:24:04.380 and she tells me that i go

00:24:08.460 right and she was like what do you do i was like i'm a freshman in college

00:24:12.860 she was like well that's nice and i was like yeah and i remember that night a lot of the kids were

00:24:18.300 going to like a pool to go swim and drink and shit and i was like do you want to come with me like

00:24:23.180 just trying to be polite and she was all ready for bed she was reading her book she goes i remember

00:24:27.900 she goes no baby i don't want to go and say that by the way she was right all right tea and then i

00:24:34.780 went and everybody was very strange but i had a blast okay so i've got some follow-up questions sure

00:24:41.020 what qualifies you to go to scholar con and why is the age gap age range so fast i don't know how she

00:24:47.660 got there okay how i got there was i had a 4.0 my freshman year so i made the dean's list those two

00:24:54.060 semesters and then they were like hey nobody in this school wants to join this on behalf of the

00:24:59.340 university of hawaii do you want to join and then i showed it to my mom and she was like yeah you're

00:25:03.740 gonna join and i go all right well my mom said i have to so and then they were like perfect do you

00:25:08.460 want to go to florida for a few days and represent us and like well not really yeah i was like sure and

00:25:13.580 john legend performed i remember hey why not that was so and he performed and i remember ben and jerry's

00:25:19.260 was a huge sponsor so they get a lot of give out a lot of free ben and jerry's which was sick

00:25:23.180 and i was sending my mom like a million videos of john legend because she was like i love john legend

00:25:28.140 make sure you send me videos i was sending her 15 videos they're like two minutes long on my shitty

00:25:33.820 iphone and my mom goes hey stop sending these to me they have no noise like they have no sound

00:25:38.220 whatsoever i don't know how the that happened and then i was like well there he is

00:25:43.180 so you're live on instagram on my ipad like holding it up in front of john legend

00:25:50.220 well scholar con wow yeah big nerdo convention honestly i did something similar that i was a bit

00:25:57.180 more active in i did mock trial did y'all have mock trial at university i know about mock trial but i

00:26:01.740 don't know if we had it there i bet y'all did because it was kind of like uh it was everywhere it was kind

00:26:07.420 of debate club centric but it was we were preparing and arguing court cases like fabricated court cases

00:26:15.980 and it was for the pre-law students and then they needed thespians to come in and act as the

00:26:20.940 character witnesses so i would play the defendant i would play you know the prosecutor i would do

00:26:25.740 whatever like a witness i'd be like i saw i was doing accent work essentially

00:26:29.900 fuck this dumb ass fucking dumb wig bitch fuck this hoe ass wig

00:26:37.340 don't even don't even you don't you don't have to wear it if you don't want to anymore

00:26:41.420 well now my forehead's red so i have to put it on so unfortunately i'm married to it unfortunately

00:26:47.420 this is what it is um perfect period anyway so mock trial trial i would take it as an opportunity to like

00:26:55.820 try out new characters because you would take the affidavit which is when something happens when

00:27:00.140 you sue when you know anything legal like that happens you take down a a written testimony and

00:27:05.660 when you go to court if your testimony doesn't correspond with your affidavit perjury you're

00:27:10.940 lying whatever until we would go in and i would prepare it with my team and then school other schools

00:27:16.940 would be like the defense if we were the prosecution it was so much fun you want to talk about nerds though

00:27:23.580 okay well if you reference the case law it was so like you bitches are not fun i was doing all

00:27:31.580 the characters and whatever but it was i thought we were here for a good time yeah i thought we were

00:27:35.180 here to like jump around oh my fuck yeah my fucking bad i don't think i did any clubs like that i'm

00:27:43.020 trying to think in college i did try to join one club and they just ignored my incessant emails about

00:27:50.540 wanting to join and then when i saw them i remember the guy i was talking to at the time

00:27:55.900 his like friends like were running the club and i was and he's like oh they're right here because

00:28:00.380 you know like first second week of school like they have clubs like have tables and they're like

00:28:04.860 come join or whatever um he was like oh my friends over there like let's go you said you wanted to

00:28:09.260 join right and i go it's really okay and then he walked me over to the table this felt like i felt like

00:28:16.060 big nerd in school because i walked over there and i was like he goes she wants to join and then

00:28:22.140 the girls were like we're full it felt very like mitchy has dishes to do like that's really how it felt

00:28:33.660 it really felt let's go like that's really yeah i really did feel like that i was getting iced out

00:28:39.420 because i lied about my mom working at hot tunes china and really my mom's slaving away in the

00:28:46.940 kitchen but that scene where she's covered in flour yeah get your dumb ass off the floor

00:28:53.660 the president of hot tunes china yeah okay mitchy has dishes to do is the funniest thing i've ever heard

00:29:02.780 one thing about you if i throw a reference you're going to catch it i don't give a

00:29:05.740 fuck what it is whether it's a river six one or mitchy has dishes to do 98 of the time i'm

00:29:11.740 gonna catch it and that's a beautiful beautiful thing but i remember i walked over mitchy has

00:29:16.780 dishes to do that's what they did to me what club was it it was well well i'll have amanda believe it

00:29:23.340 but it literally was the club we're full it's crazy i go it's okay not a big deal and then he goes no

00:29:31.260 you're not you guys are always looking for signups that's not true let her write her name down

00:29:35.740 bitch let me get out of here i literally i was like if this is to make me like you it's making

00:29:40.940 me hate you yeah and this even more no he thought he was being a murder

00:29:47.020 he's like who did this to you

00:29:51.500 who hurt you rubbing my computer with the mean email that they sent me saying i couldn't join

00:29:56.860 whatever i don't give a fuck who did this to you okay we have more these fake nails are gonna rip

00:30:02.700 off pretty soon okay uh obviously obviously it says that your mom is a ghost hunter which i already

00:30:09.980 know which we know we know and she's the lead investigator of the texas ghost gals

00:30:18.300 and she built the website herself okay period i'm a man of many talents very much renaissance woman and

00:30:24.380 we have talked about you doing ghost hunting with your mom before we have we have talked about it

00:30:29.020 what are your kind of opinions on ghouls ghouls just generally speaking generally ghouls well if they

00:30:38.220 came here legally i wouldn't care you know what i mean obviously i wouldn't care just go through the

00:30:45.020 process like everyone else yeah obviously um build the wall that's what i'm saying we wouldn't need

00:30:54.140 that um i'm with them i think they're real you've ever seen i think to some extent i've never had like

00:31:07.020 a paranormal experience like in sense of seeing anything but i have in the sense of like feeling

00:31:13.820 like i've felt i've felt spirit before like i've felt i call it spirit like theresa caputo

00:31:20.620 she calls it spirit spirit if you can hear me yeah if you can hear us i literally felt i felt the

00:31:26.540 presence of it but it wasn't evil yeah so i felt like really positive spiritual spiritual presence i

00:31:33.180 would say can i say something up to you yeah of course in the front room of your house there's

00:31:38.460 something weird i don't want to freak you out in that first living room yes okay maybe it's because

00:31:44.700 like we're never in there probably time in there but every time i walk by i go a little faster than

00:31:49.020 i should it does get really dark in that room too it's strange yeah that is true i wouldn't be

00:31:54.540 surprised honestly because sometimes squid wanders in there and just stares so i'm not crazy yeah so but

00:32:01.340 it's not negative no it's not negative for sure it's not but i will tell you too because obviously you've

00:32:05.100 stayed in my guest room a million times i have a real beef with mirrors at the end of beds but

00:32:10.540 because that one is a part of the closet i've made an exception for it but that was the only way to fit

00:32:16.060 the bed in there but i have i do think about it a lot because i was like i don't fuck with mirrors

00:32:20.380 at the end of bed why not because when there's freestanding mirrors and they and they're at the

00:32:24.780 at the end of your bed specifically and you can see yourself it invites presence into the room

00:32:29.420 and that could be good or bad my name is consta said i'm 17 years old right exactly

00:32:35.980 i was murdered and i'm at the end of your bed and i'm not trying to have that in my house no

00:32:41.180 but squid does bark when it's bad so he doesn't ever bark so that's how i know the the the presence

00:32:46.300 that you're feeling yeah it probably isn't bad but i will sage anyways when i get home with a spray

00:32:51.340 period spray period that was made by native people that i got in canada say that yeah so have to be

00:32:56.460 clear about that but i get it what about you do you feel an otherworldly presence um i haven't

00:33:03.340 felt it but other people when they come to my house have said that there is something in one of my

00:33:09.100 sitting rooms i have like this kind of sitting room off the kitchen that's themed like cowboy

00:33:13.420 yes decorated familiar and yeah your house especially because it's old girl yeah and i've

00:33:18.940 had taylor my best friend and my mom who heather who knows if heather's ever telling the truth

00:33:24.380 she came the texas ghost gal the texas ghost gal

00:33:29.580 and i'll listen when the texas ghost gal speaks with a grain of salt yeah and so she came and she

00:33:34.060 was staying with me one time and she was like you know how moms like wrap their cardigans around

00:33:40.060 she was like i was sitting in your sitting room with my cup of coffee this morning and i just

00:33:43.660 just there's a grandma in here and i said shut the up bro i live alone don't for real she goes

00:33:52.220 there's a great it's not negative there is a grandma a maternal presence in here she doesn't

00:33:58.060 want to harm you but this is her house she turns around and it's me and my moomoo

00:34:00.860 and my bro ski merch moomoo exactly yeah and i was like okay so first of all why would you tell me

00:34:09.500 that and second of all okay like what do you want me to do about it exactly and it's also this strange

00:34:15.900 thing of i do believe in residual hauntings right because my house is built in the 20s like so many

00:34:22.700 people and generations have lived in this house and like so much life has been pushed into the walls and

00:34:29.100 whatever that sure i think there are residual energies that like uh my mom stayed in a she

00:34:33.900 rented a house a few years ago that had um the energy of a dog she said and i go what are you

00:34:40.860 talking about and she said and i'm laughing but like she's so serious she was like they had a dog

00:34:47.660 and a cat and i know this for sure and i was like did you ever speak to them whatever like the previous

00:34:51.740 renters she said no but i know it because when i would be on the toilet i would feel something wrap

00:34:57.260 around my legs and i knew it was like the energy of a cat and i was like okay she's taking a hot

00:35:02.300 shit and she's like there's a cat in here she's getting chills up and down there's a cat on my feet

00:35:08.220 right underneath my squatty body right underneath it and get this under the squatty and i was like okay

00:35:14.700 and of course she tells it in a more convincing way than i am because i hear it and i'm like what are

00:35:18.860 you talking about she said that she felt that and out of the corner of her eyes sometimes when

00:35:23.740 she'd be in the living room like reading or watching tv or whatever she and it would be a cat

00:35:27.980 like she would see like the tail of a cat or whatever and i'm like mom you're tweaking what

00:35:31.580 are you taking what like ashwagandha are you taking and she was like it was that and then there was

00:35:36.540 like this frenetic energy in the back bedroom and um after a while of like feeling that i looked at

00:35:42.220 the bottom of the door and you could see there were like scratch marks where i think they did

00:35:45.820 whoever rented it beforehand would keep the dog in the back bedroom when guests would come over yeah and

00:35:50.380 so there was like weird scratch marks and she said one day i'd had enough and i opened the front

00:35:54.940 door and i said y'all get i'm serious just get you don't live here anymore and she said after that stop

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00:36:50.780 mentalist yeah that's why you missed out you were abroad i was but he came in and it was like it was

00:36:59.020 really fun but it was like so like i described it as deliciously awkward like it was the perfect amount

00:37:06.220 of awkward like weird and and strange and fun right because he was like i'm a mentalist like to get in

00:37:13.260 your mind and adam like me dason and adam were like first of all we're getting so high like as soon as

00:37:19.260 he started i was like oh this is gonna be a blast right as soon as he started and adam said when he

00:37:24.220 said the mentalist thing i was like lord be a hedge of protection around my mind so this man does not get in

00:37:30.380 please form a hedge of protection around me lord we joke about shit like that all the time

00:37:39.740 please form a beautiful front yard just a hedge of protection lord so he does not get inside he does

00:37:46.460 not live in there and it was so because at one point he was like oh write something down

00:37:51.500 and then i'm gonna write something and i'm gonna show it to you and i dason was writing something and

00:37:56.540 i said what if he flipped it and said you're gay penis and we were laughing and then at one point

00:38:03.500 he told me to write something and he's like where um a place you've always wanted to go something like

00:38:08.460 that and then he said dason goes right down your mom's house and we can't we laughed for so long

00:38:15.740 that i felt like he kind of up one of his tricks a little bit like you were pissing him off yeah well

00:38:21.180 like okay my bad but like we're not making fun of him we're like giggling right but my thing is like

00:38:25.660 if you're a mentalist in your 50s you have to be able to work through giggles exactly you can't

00:38:30.460 get your cage can't be shaken by a couple exactly because we were participating and we really were

00:38:35.500 like trying yeah but like at the last i i did say like i did peep his last joke because we were all

00:38:40.860 kind of laughing you know my family of course we're all making fun of each other more than anything

00:38:44.860 well and you're doing bits to make each other laugh like that's the whole point it was like write

00:38:48.940 down your mom's he's also like sorry you were booked for a 30th birthday party you're expecting earnest

00:38:55.980 like us to be earnest yeah 30th birthday party i'm the youngest person there besides my brother

00:39:01.740 come on who my brother by the way no my brother there was one where they had people go up in

00:39:09.420 front of everyone like so they picked like four it was like my brother billy adam no no alex and i

00:39:16.540 think stephen okay so they were all standing up there and he was like oh draw something on this piece

00:39:21.180 of paper um nobody look at it like someone collect all of them and i'm just gonna guess

00:39:25.740 who drew what like kind of thing i'm gonna get in your mind i'm gonna know what you drew right

00:39:29.660 my brother right

00:39:35.020 as soon as he picks up my brother's picture like he's like showing it to everyone my brother's like

00:39:39.900 whole face changes and then he goes well obviously this

00:39:48.700 and my brother's like oh how did he know that

00:39:51.980 he's like this guy's really good yeah he literally was like as soon because donovan's

00:39:58.780 like standing like this as soon as he's he's like

00:40:00.620 he's like who's gonna be i don't know

00:40:10.780 that guy was really good yeah how did he he blows me away every time he's got a gift

00:40:19.180 oh shit could someone help oh wait never mind i got it i got it okay next fun fact uh you used to

00:40:25.100 work as a sales associate at claire's who did this deep ass sean evans research nard war

00:40:33.580 amanda obviously and thank you to claire's yeah dude i worked at claire's you don't know something

00:40:38.860 about claire's not allowed to sit down really there's no chairs in that not even

00:40:46.300 behind the register not even a stool no and i literally would be like because they were like

00:40:51.100 dress cute and so i wore this was like 2017. so i wore these ass little um what was that that

00:41:00.140 shoe dazzle oh shoe does shoe dazzle like fabletics that whole shit i wore these ass little booties

00:41:07.340 yeah my shift was eight hours at claire's and it was over christmas break and i no chairs no chairs

00:41:14.380 and i literally would be like can i go sit down in the food court can i go sit down in the bathroom can

00:41:17.980 i go sit down anywhere like i'm fat i need to sit down i'm sweating and i'm fat and there's

00:41:23.020 eight-year-olds yelling like i'm so i can't be here and i'm behind the counter one thing about me

00:41:27.900 i'm gonna have to sit down no like where's the bench i need to fucking sit and you know it's bad

00:41:33.100 when you see a fatty sitting on the floor she's had it and that was me and it literally got to a

00:41:38.460 point where i was like okay well no one's here there's three of us working i'm gonna go sit down

00:41:43.260 you'll call me if you need me so i was about to leave and the manager comes out of the back and

00:41:48.060 she's like where are you going exactly where are you going and also even if no one's in the store

00:41:53.980 you need to be walking around acting like you're working they said this to me like like arranging

00:41:59.420 shit yeah like rearranging whatever looking busy looking busy because the security cameras were

00:42:04.060 watching and people were always surveilling and i'm like this dumb ass job and it was over christmas

00:42:09.660 as well and so i worked after christmas so this was and just like put it in context this is in

00:42:15.420 the grapevine mills mall in grapevine texas and it's like a bunch of wasp moms coming in to return

00:42:25.500 items that their daughters didn't like for christmas that they got at claire's max most

00:42:29.500 expensive item at claire's 25.99 they're coming in to return these items and they're like yelling at

00:42:35.100 me because we won't take them because they're earrings that have been taken out of the thing

00:42:38.620 worn and they're trying to and i'm like no also this is made out of plastic like a row and so i

00:42:43.660 would be like man everything is not refundable whatever they'd yell at me i'm like i i could

00:42:47.660 not give less of a about this job i'm so serious on top of this i'm standing my ankles are swollen

00:42:54.620 because i'm eating a panda express every day for lunch i'm bloated my ankles girl me when i worked at

00:43:01.660 our office me me and dason should have never had that job and we should have never been allowed to

00:43:06.780 work together like that was such a mistake this was the like tight ass polo yes my too small polo

00:43:11.340 phase that was my too small polo era thank you and like i remember me and dace would go and get

00:43:18.060 vietnamese coffee from coffee bean which honestly magma out the asshole dude blow out that shit like

00:43:24.940 for real spray the wall like a murder like a cat dude just out my ass bad so obviously i'm on the

00:43:34.780 toilet at 9 35. my shift started at 9. obviously i'm on the toilet at 9. hard at work in there blowing

00:43:41.260 ass in there like crazy like it's my job going back to my blowing mud going back to my cubicle and

00:43:46.860 working yes and like we then we would also stop at cvs but the cvs was cvs emas like they always had a lot

00:43:53.420 more shit in there like way more groceries in there yeah and i remember we would get hot cheetos

00:43:57.740 and like candies and shit i'd be eating that i'd be eating that at 10 15 a.m i'm eating my my hot

00:44:03.980 cheetos after my vietnamese coffee and my bagel with a lot of butter obviously your gut how

00:44:09.740 my butthole for real like ah tissue paper thin you wiping that so much it's so bad and i remember

00:44:18.060 like dason was like dude you're like literally stealing time because i'd be on the toilet forever and

00:44:22.380 i'd be like i finished all my work at 10 30. like what do you want from what am i supposed what's

00:44:26.380 a girl to do right when i finish all my work at before 11. obviously i'm gonna go to the toilet

00:44:31.020 yeah i'm faking anyway and i'm and it's not like i'm not shitting because you heard what i ate

00:44:35.580 you heard what i had for breakfast any innocent bystander will recognize i was you knew you

00:44:41.420 know what i had for breakfast you know that about me when would your first solid meal of the day be

00:44:46.220 oh right like when i eat my lunch that i brought from home obviously at 11 30. like it's like i ate at 10 15

00:44:51.900 and obviously at 11 30 i'm eating my lunch like you know that and i'm taking my full hour by the

00:44:56.940 way yeah mind you i've been eating and watching youtube videos for a while because again i like

00:45:00.940 i told you i finished my work already you know exactly i'm watching fancy vlogs by gab in my car

00:45:05.740 thank you that was a heavy fancy vlogs for me that was heavy for me what would what would a lunch

00:45:11.020 consist of at your job honestly like i i used to pack the most asshole lunches like and i think it's

00:45:16.300 because i knew i was going to be eating dog shit for breakfast in my mid-morning snack that i would be like

00:45:21.260 whatever and i would just throw like balance breaks in there you know like shitty the shitty

00:45:25.900 snacks that you'll just take to work a million days in a row yeah like you're never eating them

00:45:29.340 they're just staying in the lunch that's like literally what i would have in there sometimes

00:45:32.940 a sandwich but most of the time we would beg my mom to go out to eat like we would literally be

00:45:37.180 like let's go to lunch because my mom was the boss uh-huh so we'd be like well we should go out to

00:45:41.340 eat don't you agree and i'd go to el and i'd something up at el torrito right and i'd go back and

00:45:47.100 want to fall asleep by 3 p.m but i can't clock out till 5. and that's the corporate and then i was

00:45:51.660 like really wondering like first of all why are none of my belly button rings fitting me anymore

00:45:56.060 must be because they shrunk and second of all metal and second of all why am i so exhausted by 6 30 p.m

00:46:02.140 like i would get home take a nap and literally be so tired i'm like i have to go to sleep

00:46:08.460 wake up sweaty at 2 a.m go to sleep wake up eat dinner

00:46:11.980 and then like you can see a car is parked in front of my house and there was someone going back to

00:46:40.940 the car and adam goes if that's your door dash that's disgusting because of course it was

00:46:49.820 because of course we time it so it gets there by the time i get home obviously and don't you ask

00:46:53.820 me for a fry yeah and obviously i'm gonna have del taco at 12 30 in the morning obviously you wake

00:47:00.300 up in the middle of the night and need water bad yeah yeah or i wake up at 6 a.m and i'm like i'm

00:47:06.060 gonna shit myself what's going on oh because i had del taco at two in the morning

00:47:14.700 billy had the this order at del taco i think i've told you is it no it was literally like

00:47:20.780 he came up with this order but it was the way he would order it that i'd be like literally shut up

00:47:26.540 he would this is exactly verbatim how he would order it he would be like i want one of those specialty

00:47:31.260 burritos at del taco it was like nacho grande whatever the right extra extra large burrito

00:47:36.220 he's like i want that and then he would go now stay with me that's what he would say

00:47:45.100 the first time i heard it i said who the do you think you are saying that drive now stay with me

00:47:51.820 me shut up shut up you're embarrassing patronizing the poor drive-thru worker yeah he's like the

00:48:00.620 contents of a chicken soft taco inside that burrito i'm not even like mega burrito like that's what he

00:48:07.500 was making and because he's handsome every time he ordered it it was either a dude who wanted to be

00:48:13.020 him or a woman who was like like when they talking to him so when you now stay with me they would giggle

00:48:19.340 every time they'd be like okay yeah no for sure i tell them i don't want tomatoes they're gonna

00:48:24.380 shoot me dead at the window they give you just tomatoes and a tortilla um no we don't do

00:48:29.100 customization so no thank you no they would immediately get mad at me that's like his paintbrush

00:48:38.300 his canvas you're right tortilla his paintbrush the del taco menu they called picasso a madman exactly

00:48:44.540 in his time and he would make a burrito he was making mega turd that's horrifying it's like what

00:48:51.260 i told you our costco order like when we were in a big costco phase well chicken bake each and you

00:48:57.500 know how big they are i'm not even kidding like me and billy would go and get a chicken bake each

00:49:02.540 uh he'd get that foot long hot dog yeah i would get a soft pretzel okay this is all at like 12 p.m on

00:49:08.460 a sunday we go get all of that food eat it all then in a couple hours be like should we get popeyes

00:49:15.260 yeah what's for dinner we should get jack-in-the-box those jack-in-the-box greasy like dog food tacos

00:49:21.980 i love them i do too i love them you want to know my college uh study snack i would love to know it was

00:49:30.220 those fuck ass starbucks frappuccino you know the ones that don't have to be refrigerated yeah the ones

00:49:37.420 in the bottles yeah yeah yeah of course i do those the like caramel macchiato asshole whatever

00:49:42.940 and then i would get talkies and then i would get um a red bull like but the tall boy red bull

00:49:50.060 yeah but like damn near 40 ounce red bull yeah don't even think about water water's not important

00:49:55.900 i would chug the red bull i would uh chug the coffee and then as a reward as i was studying i'd eat

00:50:02.220 the talkies obviously i'm not studying because i'm on the toilet and i would just be on instagram

00:50:07.020 and that was it and then like i would actually lock in and get my studying done once my i had

00:50:10.540 emptied my entire stomach because then i was like okay i feel i'm energized i'm ready to go yeah i'm

00:50:14.780 like oh perfect now i emptied out my colon now i'm ready i felt the same way too honestly i ate hot

00:50:19.740 cheetos like a asshole in college and i can't have them anymore honestly i can but they literally they'll

00:50:25.900 take me out for like three days now i'm like i need a couple days to recover from what blows out my ass

00:50:31.420 like i told you when i had that terrible terrible interview yeah um where they sandbagged me and it

00:50:35.980 was awful i literally that morning showered twice because i had ricotta and i thought it was burrata

00:50:43.900 and i had a ricotta girl i showered and i had to glam at 4 30 in the morning you didn't shower you hosed

00:50:49.660 off no and i'm sitting there with hot butt and they're asking me questions and they're asking me

00:50:54.460 about if i think i'm too mean to men i have i'm giving refiki to you and you're asking me about

00:51:00.220 that i'm pissed the off i'm pissed off i'm so i'm going through a lot nobody understands the

00:51:09.260 battles i have to fight i'm in a weak state of mind right now i'm sitting in a good american suit

00:51:13.500 with a red ass and you're asking me about that you know what i think about all the time is when you

00:51:20.060 said and we'll bleep her name but you said eats like an next one well i already know this about

00:51:29.740 you that you were fired from your job for at the bank because of the kombucha video we have talked

00:51:33.980 about that and i got fired from my insurance job too yeah too yes love that oh one time when i was

00:51:44.060 working at the nfo i was like telling days like i think i might have told you this story because i went

00:51:49.340 to this like meeting this luncheon thing and there was this woman and she was talking about how like

00:51:53.900 you know we're always looking for more opportunities to like basically advertise

00:51:58.140 like on the sidelines of games because that's obviously let's find more ways to make money

00:52:02.380 right right and they're like so if anyone ever has an idea for advertising like you guys should bring

00:52:07.580 it to me like email me or whatever right i'm like okay i'm thinking about it i told days i go you

00:52:12.380 know how sometimes on the sidelines of football games they have men sitting on a bike and they're like

00:52:16.140 turning right like it's to stay warm to warm up whatever right i was like what if because at the

00:52:21.900 time pelotons became a thing i was like what if i told them to do peloton on the slide and dayson was

00:52:27.740 like i don't think that works because they're like classes and stuff and i was like you don't know

00:52:32.620 and then i was telling her i was like what if i pitch that to them and then she goes get that

00:52:37.020 girl in my office and then there's a spinning newspaper and then it's like girl saves nfl local girl

00:52:43.340 saves nfl and we've laughed for 20 minutes i go i'm too funny for this job

00:52:50.380 i'm creating a bit based off something i'm not going to picture because it's not for real

00:52:54.780 but i'm laughing at we kept like i was like

00:53:00.860 that is so stupid it's like breaking news the spongebob fish it's like that commercial where

00:53:10.220 the girl says why don't we make the crunchy shells like a talk why don't we do crunchy and

00:53:14.860 soft and then they throw a parade in her honor i was like that would be me at the end and then shocker

00:53:22.060 they fired me shortly after that they said don't come back here you're no longer employed they fired

00:53:28.060 me because my ideas were so good yeah i was like okay well i'll take my genius elsewhere

00:53:32.380 to youtube i win this one says you won a keller award for best supporting actress for your role

00:53:40.220 as grandma adams in the adams family musical yes i did honestly that's cool i didn't know you won a

00:53:46.220 keller award for it yeah i'm an award winner so yeah i recently watched funny enough the original adams

00:53:54.860 family i say original but the one from the 90s yeah with like the iconic one yeah and then adams family

00:53:59.660 values i'm addicted is that the one with angelica houston right as yes morticia yes yeah have you

00:54:06.540 ever seen it yes i have long time ago though re-watch it okay too it is so but you know how

00:54:12.380 you feel about uncle buck yeah i love that movie dude like it's genuinely so funny love avon's family

00:54:21.260 i was like i'm sold this is gonna be like that 90s camp like i don't know if i'll like it i was

00:54:27.500 genuinely like belly laughing alone in my room like it was so funny that's why i thought i watched

00:54:33.100 i re-watched zootopia recently hilarious dude i was cackling at that fucking movie i forgot how

00:54:39.740 funny this movie was uh and if we're not invited to the zootopia 2 premiere oh right they're obviously

00:54:46.860 misogynistic i agree and racist when it comes to me there's a it's a whammy double whammy for me

00:54:51.260 okay okay this is oh you're a licensed insurance agent i already knew that about you obviously

00:54:57.020 uh it says you were a regular at valley vintage valley village thrift in wichita falls texas what

00:55:05.180 the fuck i haven't been there in 15 years and by the way maybe i went once yeah amanda dumb ass fact

00:55:15.180 you put on here lies that's strike two for amanda go and write that down amanda hope it's been fun

00:55:21.740 working here girl oh this next one she highlighted and she said ask her if she's been to nana cookies

00:55:29.580 vacation condo in florida what the who did you talk to who talked to you who told you that and yes my

00:55:41.100 nana's first name is cookie that's right i did know that yeah i love that about her

00:55:50.140 uh yeah they almost sold the condo girl but they took it off the market so

00:55:59.180 who did you talk to

00:56:02.140 on my face book wipe it what's your favorite memory with nana cookie

00:56:06.380 do you have a fave of course nana is very creative nana is the craft queen um i have so

00:56:17.340 many good memories as a kid of making like little things out of pipe cleaners like those fuzzy pipe

00:56:22.220 cleaners or um she was also very involved in our church of course and she would do the kids um sunday

00:56:30.380 school and so she would have us do little foam crafts telling the story of samson or what have

00:56:35.500 you so that was honestly like my feelings with the church aside like that was a good bonding thing

00:56:40.540 because it's doing something with your hands you're talking you know nana uh also just got really

00:56:45.420 earnest really fast um my parents are divorced and my dad worked my mom worked i spent a lot of

00:56:50.300 time with nana she's got a real thick southern accent and so when i was a kid i'd talk like this

00:56:54.860 because that's how nana talked and it was so sweet because i'm like who is that kid that i don't talk

00:56:59.180 like that now but sometimes it comes out when i'm around her too it comes out too and it's it's just

00:57:03.420 real sweet she has such an active imagination and that really i i genuinely think and informed who i

00:57:09.180 am as a person we love that we love nana and we love that you have good memories with her very much

00:57:15.100 i think that's a beautiful thing does your does your nana know about everything you do obviously

00:57:19.340 she does she don't like the language i use she is not a fan of the language or my political views

00:57:24.620 she's not a fan of the language and when i tell people that aaron taylor johnson makes you want

00:57:29.660 to act like a monkey she's not the biggest fan of that believe it or not or the way i talk about

00:57:34.700 men um she doesn't like it for some reason so but yeah i love her i had some people i had a lot of

00:57:41.100 people ask me if you whenever you have someone huge on the show like david well you've had a million

00:57:47.580 when you had like aaron taylor johnson or like david corn's but they're like is she okay i'm like girl i

00:57:51.980 don't know why do people think you work for me girl i don't know i'm also i work for you and

00:58:01.020 caleb though those are just my side jobs though you're our secretary that's until my big career

00:58:04.780 takes off as an actress i moonlight as a secretary for both of you i'm a lady of the night for caleb

00:58:11.100 and then for you i'm a secretary exactly obviously obviously no it makes me laugh because like i don't

00:58:16.780 fucking no why are you asking me do you ever are you getting a lot of questions now if you're

00:58:22.140 getting nervous when you meet them i get those all the time now that i do carpets all the time

00:58:25.740 yeah if you get nervous meeting them i get uh how do you do it like how do you act normal and it's

00:58:31.180 almost like i don't know we've talked about this a little bit off camera of like celebrities are weird

00:58:36.140 they are they're really weird and once you kind of accept that that like they wipe their ass the same

00:58:41.900 way we do right they've been knocked off a pedestal for me which is kind of sad because i am such a

00:58:46.300 fan girl yeah that's why i'm like the people that i really do just love and you know borderline worship

00:58:51.500 sometimes i'm like genuinely don't bring them around me like us meeting beyonce truly was like

00:58:57.180 we had to be blindsided like yes we could not they could not have told me ahead of time no i had to be

00:59:02.460 blindsided by it there's there's genuinely no way like i still don't know i text her like once every

00:59:07.020 three months like why did we meet beyonce there's no reason why that should have happened also i think

00:59:12.140 about when we were waiting to meet her and i i when i describe it to people i've said like it felt

00:59:18.140 like we were standing there for two hours i agree it was probably five minutes total like maybe ten

00:59:24.300 but i remember we were like pretending to talk and then i was like i can't even think straight

00:59:28.940 too and you're like me either let's not talk anymore and i was like okay i guess i was like

00:59:33.980 like get in the zone get in the zone i was literally like i was like yeah no i just i

00:59:37.820 honestly can't think of anything to talk about i need to be quiet for a second yeah that's cool

00:59:41.420 let's lock in together i genuinely i i kept trying to like make conversation like it was normal what

00:59:46.460 was happening and i after a while we both went on verbal there's no way it's like i need to get

00:59:51.180 right yeah right now just in case my life ends after that happens which i'll go out on top but

00:59:56.780 obviously i need to prepare for whatever happens next what did adam say i need to hedge my yeah lord

01:00:01.660 please be a hedge of protection on my mind protect my mind protect my mind oh my god

01:00:08.940 we said that once when we were when we go on our trip to hawaii we when adam was with us like not

01:00:14.860 this year but last year um we were like out all day we like went to the swap we went to the mall we

01:00:19.420 were just like exhausted and we like came back in and obviously alex we love alex yes she loves to watch

01:00:25.660 movies she loves to spend time as the group when we got back to the house i was like i'm laying the

01:00:30.380 down and i want to go to sleep and read my kindle and not talk to anybody and get high as in my room

01:00:35.500 and when we laid down i had a feeling she was gonna ask like does anyone want to watch movie

01:00:39.980 and i was telling adam i was like lord please be a firewall between me and her in this home lord

01:00:45.820 lord if you love me at all nobody will text does anyone want to watch a movie downstairs

01:00:49.900 in the group chat and i could just go to sleep in my room because it really is that serious sometimes

01:00:56.540 well when you and caleb went on vacation with us once caleb was telling me he's like something i

01:01:01.260 love about how you guys you guys just don't give a fuck like if we're like i don't feel like going

01:01:05.260 out we're like cool everyone stay in their rooms yeah that's like the best way to vacation i think

01:01:10.140 is like not being obligated to do anything well because it's being honest and it's so refreshing

01:01:15.980 like when we did coachella however many years ago when we all went back to the house and like

01:01:19.900 we separated we all were just literally scrolling tick tock in our rooms i was like this is awesome

01:01:27.580 like quiet time yeah like we're like everyone needs quiet i need to be alone time and then we

01:01:32.060 come back together for dinner yeah and then we go be quiet and then we go back in our rooms it's

01:01:35.500 really awesome i know when everyone's like 21 and they're like let's drink let's go out

01:01:39.420 no ma'am you guys have a good time god be with you i'm happy for you i'm happy for you enjoy it

01:01:45.740 honestly live it up live it up godspeed that that uh debbie ryan audio on tiktok feels like a party

01:01:54.060 every day live it up and i said let's make history oh we're always uh this was one of our things that we

01:02:03.100 said a billion times on tour last year we kept going got some blue going on from that selena gomez

01:02:10.780 interview do you remember she's like oh i just put some blue in my hair for the teen vogue party

01:02:15.500 that's exactly how she says it that's actually a verbatim quote honestly if you look it up i killed

01:02:21.420 i actually nailed that i actually super nailed that but we kept going got some blue going on over and over

01:02:27.900 again one of my stems like that is trixie doing funky jewelry like some funky jewelry stupid

01:02:40.780 i hate her i hate her too when i text you i called you after i was in trixie glam uh-huh i called you to

01:02:48.220 show you how ugly it was um i literally was like also get this she was like i have like i have a dress

01:02:54.860 you could probably wear tried it fit me perfectly no it pisses me off yeah what i was like why do

01:02:59.500 your dresses fit me how about a little tight i had the same experience i filmed with her like two or

01:03:04.300 three years ago tried on one of her dresses she goes wow fit you great you can keep it

01:03:10.700 it fit me so well you want me to have it that's a man by the way that's a man dress

01:03:16.540 that dress is for boys you know that that's boy dress

01:03:28.540 that's like i told you when when she put the wig on me i was like fish

01:03:33.660 oh my god fish she's like you're literally a woman and we just laughed yeah and i was like well

01:03:39.980 i mean god forbid she feels the fantasy no for real god forbid i want to feel like a man

01:03:44.700 dress as a woman exactly god forbid i'm fresh tilapia um get this i was just at lax as we are

01:03:54.700 and i'm headed up to the delta lounge it's like 2 p.m and i'm like i'm gonna get me some little

01:03:59.820 snacks where i go relax before my flight and who do i see but her bald ass head on the escalator in

01:04:08.140 front of me i go out loud you've got to be kidding it echoes up the walls you've got to be

01:04:15.340 fucking kidding and uh she goes girl get up here and we go we sit together and we're

01:04:22.460 yes we're done with these thank you

01:04:23.660 it was so funny because i'm like what are you doing here leave me alone

01:04:31.020 but we keep for a second it was really cute that's fun i never see anyone fun at the airport

01:04:35.900 you travel with a cohort so you know i have a small militia with me every time i travel obviously

01:04:41.820 well that and that's nice obviously because i have everyone with me i'm trying to think if i've ever

01:04:45.420 seen anyone i've sat near or next to stephen young multiple times i have to going to new york

01:04:52.540 once uh uh to london yeah mine was still under ours was to new york that's he's very nice yeah i

01:04:59.180 haven't even really talked to him you haven't interviewed him no i haven't he seems he seemed

01:05:03.500 nice though like but i remember distinctly when we got off the plane at lax there were like walking

01:05:08.620 dead guys waiting outside the little terminal thing to like have him sign action figures it's like they

01:05:13.660 bought a ticket to just come have him sign those so they could sell them or whatever the i don't

01:05:18.940 know these people scare me genuinely how do you find that out i know oh also the last time i flew

01:05:25.260 home from new york um you know how like jfk like the delta terminal especially they have you like

01:05:30.700 stand in those lines when you're lining up to board the plane they're like oh everybody's standing in

01:05:34.940 the line there was someone like pushing through the crowd and people were getting pissed off

01:05:39.820 and it was um it was offset and he literally pushed through the crowd pushed past everyone

01:05:45.660 including me and then he was like forced to wait for a little bit because some people were still

01:05:50.300 getting scanned in then he finally got scanned in then there was like three people behind him

01:05:54.940 all of them were carrying all of his things like he was just running on the plane like with his

01:06:00.380 food like takeout food it was just running onto the plane everybody else was carrying everything

01:06:04.380 but they were i felt really bad for the people on the team but he was like really rude just pushing

01:06:08.380 past everyone and i was like god help me if i ever act like that i literally was like my mom would

01:06:12.860 never let me act like that but honestly like god help me you know that kevin gates video god murder

01:06:17.580 my children why would you say that god murder my children right now if i'm lying why would you say

01:06:24.300 that equivalence i was like nobody none of you want to talk about 9-11 oh no i want to talk about 9-11

01:06:29.500 i was there for that did i tell you that that was at the global citizen yeah in new york too i was

01:06:36.140 there to see rosalia because she was she had like a six minute long performance yeah and i went just

01:06:41.260 for that because i got invited and then mariah carey's up there she but no one was talking about 9-11

01:06:47.020 and everyone was like what because it's in new york oh my god hello i feel like they talk about

01:06:55.740 it there more than anything yeah who is offset offset offset now it's making sense did i ever tell

01:07:07.340 you my tyga story no i don't think so would you like to hear yes of course i would i got invited to

01:07:17.020 the post malone album release okay before he was maga and it was this is pre-maga this was pre-maga

01:07:24.700 um it was the 12 carat toothache one which i was very excited about because stony hollywood's

01:07:31.100 bleeding i love those albums i got invited i'm like oh my god so excited saw some friends there

01:07:37.100 they usher us into this building it's like a listening party and amazon is filming the whole

01:07:41.900 thing it's like this immersive like you know there's little places to sit and it's like red

01:07:46.460 lights and smoke everywhere and we're waiting around for the ship to start and i'm sitting on this block

01:07:53.020 facing this way and there's another block right there where it's facing that way tyga's sitting

01:07:59.420 there and i'm like i'm not necessarily impressed but i'm like that's bro yeah and i'm wearing red

01:08:07.100 cowboy boots he's wearing these really nice like ysl boots and i'm high i'm so high and i came alone by

01:08:17.020 the way i just showed up of course and i'm sitting there and he's he's sitting there and i go like

01:08:24.220 your boots slap them i slap his wife's elbow like your boots i go i got mine on

01:08:32.140 he looks at me okay twin yeah yes twin look i go yeah i got mine on he goes

01:08:43.260 looks so weird and i go

01:08:48.380 oh god i it up with tyga forever and now we'll never be friends

01:08:53.260 what the me hi just like trying to find fellowship

01:08:56.380 community seeking community with tyla oh a bitch can't see community at the post malone release

01:09:02.380 party all right don't try it yeah i guess it's illegal i'm trying to think if i've had

01:09:08.460 i'm sure well we both have talked to so many celebrities i'm sure like certain parts

01:09:12.780 it's very rare that i that we actually embarrass ourselves no never if anything it's not even i

01:09:17.020 wouldn't even consider that embarrassing i feel like that's one of those things where

01:09:20.220 i call it getting too silly like i just i got a little too silly that parts on me yeah my bad

01:09:27.100 like i also getting high and like being like unexpectedly high in a situation where like i

01:09:33.420 obviously if i'm not working working i'm like i'm gonna be high when i go exactly it's fine like

01:09:37.180 when i went to cowboy carter yes i was like obviously i popped 50 milligrams cure right before i

01:09:45.420 right before i walked in and i said it's gonna hit me at the perfect time it'd be awesome

01:09:48.860 i walk in i'm like i'm starting to feel it like we took all our pictures already like they

01:09:53.500 they took all the everything they needed as far as i knew it's like perfect i go inside i'm like

01:09:58.780 right going to the chairs i'm like feeling good and they're like drew um so happy you came i'm like

01:10:04.620 thank you so much for having me and they're like do you mind um can we do some social stuff with you

01:10:09.100 i go oh like pictures and they're like no no we like we wanted to interview you and i go

01:10:13.180 and of course i'm like yeah sure i go outside which i thought you would have thought they were

01:10:19.020 asking me to do arithmetic i really was like i had to ask them four times can you repeat that i'm so

01:10:24.300 sorry like i could not understand they were asking me about money and like finances and i was like this

01:10:30.220 is the worst time to ask me that shit i literally was like and dayson was standing out there and i was

01:10:36.060 going hmm that's a really good question like me what are the benefits of an s-corp versus an r-corp

01:10:45.900 and when we left i told this i go was that so awful dude like and she goes no i think you were

01:10:51.660 fine and i was like that doesn't give me any confidence at all i don't feel any better yeah

01:10:56.060 she was like no i think it was fine like they were asking you like really difficult questions

01:11:00.460 about my finances that's crazy on the house of beyonce no don't do that to me in the background

01:11:05.980 that beyonce virgo i'm sorry that literally happened to me too when i went when i was hosting

01:11:12.540 something from juana too oh my god but that was an accident because i i just had my pen and i hit it

01:11:19.180 a little too hard but i didn't mean to okay and then like i was coughing like i was like my mom was

01:11:25.340 like let's go to the bathroom i'm like okay cool and it's like a two stall bathroom downstairs there's

01:11:29.020 dancers down there okay and my team and so we go in the bathroom and i was like eating the smoke

01:11:34.300 so i was like like you know that so i go in the and the once i get in i close lock the door i go

01:11:42.060 just let it out like like a real fat guy cough like i'm really like

01:11:47.420 like just losing my mind in there come out my eyes are bulging and red i come out my mom's like

01:11:53.660 are you okay and i go yeah why and she goes you were coughing so loud i'm all you can hear me

01:12:01.420 she's like yeah it's wood it's not metal it's not something i was like oh so go upstairs and i was

01:12:07.900 like sitting and i wasn't gonna go on for like 30 45 minutes that's when it starts really setting

01:12:12.220 in i was like oh but i don't get the scary on where on stage yeah i had to go on stage and host the

01:12:17.580 whole hour he was like uh-oh when i'm sitting there and i was like see my thing doesn't give

01:12:23.180 me the scaries it makes me too silly so obviously this is like a disney thing like it's like moana

01:12:30.220 obviously so like and there's kids like not to bring it back to the beginning but john legend

01:12:34.300 and his family were there they were there sitting front row yeah and they're kids hello again and

01:12:38.140 i was like i'm gonna go up there and make a titty joke i can't be doing that here and so i literally

01:12:43.900 told my mom at one point i was like i feel like i have to go outside and have the zoomies

01:12:48.460 i have to go on all fours and run around and like itch my butt on the carpet and

01:12:53.420 i'll be okay like i gotta go do something i gotta release this energy somehow yeah so then i just

01:13:00.620 started i remember adam was sitting next to me i just started popping off jokes like insane jokes to

01:13:05.580 him and i was cracking him up because i was like i had to get it out of my system like all this silly

01:13:10.460 girl shit i need to get it out get it out get it out i get it though like i don't think i've ever

01:13:14.540 had one where i'm like over familiar well no i've had quite a few where i've been like a little over

01:13:19.660 familiar and i was like yeah i pushed it a little bit with that one but you know what it's fun that's

01:13:24.620 why they like us exactly that's why they vibe with us like when cynthia was on i made a joke about her

01:13:30.540 because she was saying something i forget when she's like training for stuff and i was like man

01:13:34.380 they're keeping you up in a tower like rapunzel and then she goes careful because she's bald

01:13:40.940 bald-headed that's funny you're funny do you mean that joke okay she's chill hey bro is like

01:13:51.580 actually kind of chill why is bro low-key kind of chill broken low-key okay okay i have one last fun

01:13:57.980 fact for you oh lord it says do you remember where you were on july 30th 2012

01:14:07.740 i will show you eventually okay 2012 that's not when one direction was formed it's not when one

01:14:13.180 direction broke up i'd like to see you were at a big time rush you were on my facebook you were on

01:14:22.060 my face i clearly i can see that and guess what who opened for big time rush other than cody simpson

01:14:27.980 and how was that good the swimmer and miley cyrus's ex-boyfriend miley cyrus's ex-boyfriend the ex-olympic

01:14:34.780 athlete or i guess rejected olympic athlete and did he open with the dougie yeah he did

01:14:41.100 to his own song or yeah or was it teach me how to dougie i think it was uh to his own song and he hit

01:14:47.660 the dougie in such a caucasian way that and he had backup dancers doing it with him and i remember

01:14:51.980 being thinking wow very impressed if i were to watch that again today i'd be like oh

01:14:59.660 yeah big time rush i was a kindle girl you were were you a btr a rusher we didn't really we didn't

01:15:05.020 really latch on to them i do remember one distinct thing about their show though big time rush that

01:15:11.180 this was the only she my sister's already laughing because like this is the only joke we've ever laughed

01:15:15.740 out from that show but it was like they threw this like party i forget like it was like they

01:15:20.940 weren't supposed to throw a party and then they were like oh the cat it the cat got out or something

01:15:25.980 like that and then the cat's arm goes up and it spray paints something like bad on the wall and then

01:15:32.140 they go he can spray paint we thought that was the i thought that was the funniest fucking thing i had

01:15:39.020 ever fucking seen sure we were just talking about this with carrie like like sister or like sibling

01:15:44.940 jokes that nobody finds funny like not one person in the room is laughing had to be there except the

01:15:51.020 two of us yeah like she was telling us some of hers with her sister do you have any with yourself

01:15:54.860 of course from like shows and stuff yeah video games whatever yeah there's one from a show from

01:15:59.900 fairly odd parents but it's like any time we're like stuck in a line uh one of someone one of us

01:16:07.580 will go is this the ride and then the other one has to go this is the ride or they say when do we

01:16:13.820 get to the ride that's what they say when do we get to the ride and then someone else goes this is the

01:16:17.900 ride yeah that's funny do you remember where that's from no it's from fairly odd parents when they're

01:16:22.620 when they go to escalator land and all the rides are just escalators so they're waiting on an

01:16:28.300 escalator and one of them goes when do we get to the ride and then they go this is the ride

01:16:35.020 any time we're waiting in a line that's longer than 10 people someone has to say it the other

01:16:39.900 one has to respond and when we told carrie she goes i'm pissed off that i know where it's from

01:16:43.900 because i i've heard you guys say that a million times i don't know where that's from is that a

01:16:48.700 reference to something yeah just tell me yeah it really is the stupidest shit where it's like

01:16:54.140 do you ever like when you're explaining it you kind of run out of steam because you're like this

01:16:58.220 isn't funny yeah to the group because they're like what's so funny and then you're like it's not that

01:17:02.940 fun when i say it out loud it's not funny exactly here's another one we have which one which one

01:17:09.180 do you know where that's from no that's from emperor's new groove when she when she knocks all

01:17:14.140 the vials off and then they're like looking and she goes oh which could it be and she goes which one

01:17:19.180 which one so anytime we're like thinking through stuff we go which one we have one you know just

01:17:27.660 friends yes the movie of course uh me and my sister do be yourself you know when she's like the mom is

01:17:35.500 handing him back all of his snow gloves he goes my snow globe collection yes she goes just be yourself

01:17:41.100 honey be yourself she starts singing and he's like yeah after she leaves he goes i don't want to be

01:17:47.420 myself i want to be myself hilarious not funny to anyone else no from that movie too we also do

01:17:55.180 when she's uh when he's putting all the oil on her back and she goes more more enough enough

01:18:02.060 yeah we're like more more enough enough we made that joke once in a restaurant when someone was like

01:18:07.340 doing black pepper they said she went enough enough and that's what i go i'm sorry that wasn't to you

01:18:17.740 that was i was trying to make my sister laugh my bad sorry about that my sister does the uh roblox

01:18:25.100 really well yeah i can't do it right mine did you ever play on like a keyboard as a kid yeah like

01:18:39.100 so she does the roblox noise really well whenever we like bump into each other accidentally we're like

01:18:44.620 oh sorry it's fine i miss her oh i love i miss your sister too how's she doing how's your whole family

01:18:52.780 doing they're doing great yeah yes here is a graduate now so oh yeah unemployed

01:19:04.220 my parents are torturing her because they want her out of the house yeah she's like

01:19:08.460 it's just the whole thing but i mean the job market's horrible right now no

01:19:11.260 shit i was gonna say but thankfully you and i are gainfully employed for how much longer who knows

01:19:17.900 we're gonna write it till the wheels fall off unfortunately we've committed to the bit

01:19:21.500 a hundred percent well do you have anything else you'd like to promote well i do have a question

01:19:26.620 what are you gonna be for halloween i'm in between costumes right now do you have any ideas i want to

01:19:32.380 be fairy godmother from shrek that's a great idea are you gonna do the red dress or the blue one the

01:19:38.140 red one she puts the sexy red one on yeah just the wig is so specific i need to like that's tea that

01:19:43.420 would look so nice and it's like that light purple exactly and it's glittery sparkles oh yeah that's

01:19:49.580 tea i have been running a very unsuccessful campaign to get dason to join me me and carrie too to be the

01:19:57.020 saja boys for the halloween party we're going to from k-pop demon hunters oh okay okay you should watch

01:20:03.500 it it's fun i've heard the soundtrack is fantastic and it's a very fun watch and it's real short too but

01:20:08.700 like i've been trying to convince them i don't even really fuck with the movie like that but i just think

01:20:12.380 it's so funny to be the saja boys like that would be so funny sure and i was like and okay clearly

01:20:17.580 nobody wants to win the costume contest because nobody wants to be the saja boys with me so i am

01:20:21.660 running i am running other potentials right now okay you're lobbying right now yeah right now i'm

01:20:27.100 running campaigns multiple i i did have i wanted to be hella from ragnarok like i wanted to be here

01:20:35.100 because she's conti and she has like a conti little wet hair look and then that would be

01:20:38.620 gag yeah and then i was like should i make billy thor and then i looked it up and i'm like they're half

01:20:42.220 siblings i mean i did do the hulks and they said they were cousins and i was like well they're also

01:20:46.540 not real so let's go based on that and i like i was thinking hella but i was like i might be a little

01:20:51.820 too hard last year though like we were out of town for the halloween party we go to every year but we've

01:20:57.020 won the costume contest a couple years in a row and so last year we had like we were literally going to

01:21:02.540 be the brothers from iron claw like me and donovan and then we're going to make billy the announcer

01:21:10.140 and then we're going to have him announce us and like play the song what's the song

01:21:14.380 it's thunder is it that's not thunderstruck but it is some like that yeah like and it's like we

01:21:19.980 were going to have and i was going to get chest plates and all that and like do the little mullet

01:21:23.740 the fuck ass cut yeah the little 80s mullets it's never too late i mean dason was like let's

01:21:29.580 do iron claw and i'm like god so dead now it's true yeah i was telling days to be that little

01:21:34.060 old lady from weapons i haven't seen weapons y'alls are so topical yeah i go for more like chris jenner

01:21:43.340 i thought you were gonna say christian i go for more christian more of a christian costume one that

01:21:47.740 honors god exactly i believe that i i'm i'm happy for you about that thank you so much

01:21:51.740 well whatever we end up being i'm sure it'll be fun i agree i mean this is probably our best

01:21:57.420 costume yet we're never gonna top this i was gonna say and shout out to drew and carrie for

01:22:01.740 this idea because wow and it works obviously we're both wicked girls too very much and we're both

01:22:07.580 trying to talk to ariana grande because obviously i've talked to cynthia already love her yeah when

01:22:12.300 you have ariana on you let me know because i'm gonna sit right over there in the peanut gallery

01:22:16.780 and i'm gonna laugh loud as fuck i've been calling her my white whale i'm like she's my white

01:22:20.780 whale she a boy she's been so elusive to me but i will get her about it no one gets it

01:22:33.500 you are the only one who gets me they don't appreciate you girl and you know for real

01:22:37.820 i'm gonna say one more thing one last tangent because it is relevant to you you'll you'll get

01:22:42.860 you'll match my freak on this i realized the other day when i was talking to billy obviously hi i was

01:22:46.620 telling him i used to have a very like weird hyper fixation on most things like historical

01:22:53.260 events in time or periods of time and my very first one was the titanic oh well duh and i was so

01:22:58.140 hyper fixated on it that like for my birthday my mom was getting me books on the titanic because i

01:23:02.540 was like need to study up need to study up i need to know what happened here yeah that's why i became

01:23:07.180 obsessed with king george the third because i was like i became so obsessed and that reminds me of where

01:23:13.740 i was going with this was one time i made a hapsburg jaw joke and the only person who got

01:23:17.580 it was brinny 100 100 it's giving hapsburg jaw and that's the meanest thing you could ever say

01:23:24.780 wow and you laughed because you got it i guess that's my point i love you queen love you

01:23:30.940 all right

01:23:39.820 we're doing this by broken nail yeah your boy nail my boy nail your one boy now

01:23:46.780 all right guys all right well here fly in my broom please thank you because i knew you

01:23:54.620 dude wait can i say something again i wish you would that video that you put in your close

01:24:00.540 friends i won't say what you put but the video it was of jlo when she was singing for kiss of the

01:24:04.460 spider woman i'm i told adam this in earnest the way she's singing in that i'm so dead ass like

01:24:10.780 that's what i would sound like if i spent millions of dollars on voice lessons and people think i'm

01:24:14.860 playing around that's the max it could that's as good and i literally saw a comment this girl made

01:24:19.020 the funniest video about that she was like i'm obsessed with her because you can't tell that bit

01:24:22.780 shit i was about to say the thing about jlo was she thinks she killed that yeah and and she's

01:24:27.660 the only person who needs to know she didn't exactly and i made that joke with kid the first time i ever

01:24:31.660 had him on the show i was like i'm obsessed with her because like i know why people hate you yeah

01:24:35.580 like validly don't like you but you're the only person who needs that info and if you don't take it

01:24:40.220 what am i supposed to do exactly and i was like she's honestly hilarious for that like she's so funny

01:24:44.460 and so real like she's like nobody wants this movie i'll pay for it exactly nobody thinks i can sing

01:24:48.860 you're wrong like if i told her like well you sang bad she'd be like that's not true

01:24:52.700 okay well objectively that's not true how do i compete with that i can't like i literally

01:24:56.780 can't but i told him i was like the way she sounds so aggressively mid in her singing voice

01:25:01.980 that's me yeah if i really did take singing seriously like i fear because you know if i

01:25:07.260 could sing like you if i could sing like you i would have put out two eps by now

01:25:11.580 i would have put out two eps i would have gone on like a little tour i wouldn't be here i'd be on

01:25:15.180 tour yeah i'd be on tour i'd be putting in that work i'd be at lollapalooza now i would have

01:25:19.980 beat chapel's crowd at lollapalooza i would have done 70 000 people oh also have to say before we

01:25:26.300 come off that brini brought me a gift today that she got me a while ago it's literally a charm for my

01:25:32.220 my geek bar just kidding for my my weed pen isn't it so cute and i put her a little hat on i now she

01:25:39.580 has a ponytail wow like me she's got a piece

01:25:44.700 a eunuch she went to turkey

01:25:48.140 all right guys we have

01:25:51.420 all right well that's gonna do it for this episode our final spooky episode of the comment

01:25:56.140 section starring obviously my sister my cry my my christ my blood in christ my brother in christ my

01:26:02.380 twin forever britney broski uh for i don't know who the would not know who you are but just in case

01:26:08.300 they don't where can everybody find you for all the losers watching for the first time

01:26:13.900 i have a show called royal court this hoe's been on it i also have a podcast where i talk to myself

01:26:18.780 it's four walls i have no producer it's just me i hit record record hey what's up you guys and i talk

01:26:24.700 so come join us over there i'm also just anywhere just find me girl i don't know yeah honestly when

01:26:30.140 brinny films all those episodes alone when i'm watching you do that i'm literally shane dawson in

01:26:36.140 that clip of him and jeffrey star when he's going whoa whoa oh my god when he's moving the shadows

01:26:40.140 around i just referenced this earlier today i was talking about my trixie palette and i was like

01:26:45.660 that was me and trixie in the studio like oh my god oh my god you're a machine

01:26:53.260 me watching you film the brosky

01:26:54.620 and it's just me like harry taylor johnson

01:27:00.540 anyway anyways what the hell are we talking about anyways that's it thank you guys so much

01:27:04.780 for tuning into this episode of the comment section show don't forget new episodes drop

01:27:08.060 every wednesday you can stream the audio on all streaming platforms with the video list for free

01:27:11.340 and exclusively on our favorite platform spotify thank you so much for joining us thank you to my

01:27:15.660 sister brittany brosky for coming in the stew again for the third time hopefully the last and

01:27:19.740 we'll see you next time bye happy helloween

The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - October 29, 2025

HEDGE OF PROTECTION Ft. Brittany Broski ｜ Episode 193

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