The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - HELLO, IS THIS THING ON？ Ft. Tony Statovci ｜ The Comment Section Ep. 88

00:00:00.000 And he turns around and like loudly, Drew goes, oh, I don't think they know I was joking.

00:00:07.080 She goes, and this is what I knew because she goes, is this thing on to like a fake mic?

00:00:11.880 And I was like.

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00:01:19.080 Welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show.

00:01:22.040 Starring me, your fave.

00:01:23.040 Everybody knows me today.

00:01:24.240 I'm a wiener, period. 0.88

00:01:26.200 I did have to cut holes into this because my head was too big for the hole, but I don't want to talk about how fat-phobic this hot dog costume is. 0.94

00:01:33.540 On to the guest.

00:01:34.960 Today we have the iconic, the legendary, the purely hilarious, one and only, Tony Stadavocci?

00:01:41.760 Stadavici.

00:01:42.460 Stadavici.

00:01:43.220 Woo! 0.99

00:01:44.380 You're so good at this.

00:01:45.480 It's crazy.

00:01:46.100 Period.

00:01:46.420 I would have definitely messed up.

00:01:47.720 I would have.

00:01:48.360 That's crazy.

00:01:48.800 Well, you're 90 episodes in, so.

00:01:50.380 Yeah, true.

00:01:50.860 I'm seasoned at this point.

00:01:52.660 You look seasoned.

00:01:53.740 Period.

00:01:54.340 You know what I'm saying?

00:01:56.360 Period.

00:01:57.080 Happy to have you.

00:01:58.120 Thank you, man.

00:01:58.680 I'm happy to be here.

00:02:00.020 Likewise.

00:02:00.700 I'm a big fan of your content.

00:02:02.000 Likewise.

00:02:02.120 Everybody loves you.

00:02:03.200 I was wondering, asking, like, since you asked my last name, how do you say, like, yours?

00:02:07.560 Afualo. 0.92

00:02:08.340 Afualo. 0.92

00:02:08.880 Afualo. 0.92

00:02:09.560 Okay.

00:02:09.860 Is that, so, like, is there a, what pronunciation is that?

00:02:13.300 Like.

00:02:13.440 Samoan.

00:02:14.000 Okay.

00:02:14.420 Yeah.

00:02:14.640 Is there an English one?

00:02:15.500 Because I have two.

00:02:16.900 Like, do you tell, like, you know what I'm saying?

00:02:19.160 Well, it's like, Afualo is, like, the correct one. 0.98

00:02:23.120 Right.

00:02:23.980 Afualo is, like, English. 0.94

00:02:25.360 It's, like, blending it all into one.

00:02:26.980 Uh-huh.

00:02:27.340 What's the Samoan way to say it?

00:02:28.880 Samoan.

00:02:29.620 Samoan way to say it.

00:02:30.520 I guess it's just Afualo. 0.96

00:02:31.600 See, mine, I have Statovici, which is, like, the English way, and then Statofte, which

00:02:35.860 is the Albanian way.

00:02:37.020 Ooh.

00:02:37.040 Yeah, yeah.

00:02:37.420 Okay.

00:02:37.720 So, it's like, yeah, I never tell people that Albanian is.

00:02:40.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:02:40.700 Period.

00:02:41.280 Yeah.

00:02:41.620 I love that.

00:02:42.080 I wonder how you say her name.

00:02:43.260 I always ask because of my name.

00:02:44.660 You know what I'm saying?

00:02:44.940 Yeah.

00:02:45.540 Well, that's like, we talked about my boyfriend.

00:02:47.380 Mm-hmm.

00:02:47.720 Peely?

00:02:47.860 His name's Peely.

00:02:48.700 Yeah.

00:02:49.280 But his English name is Billy, because Peely translated to English as Billy, essentially.

00:02:54.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:02:54.940 So, he just went by Billy for, like, years.

00:02:56.980 That's crazy.

00:02:57.620 Yeah.

00:02:58.040 And Carlo, we both love Carlo.

00:03:00.260 Yeah.

00:03:00.360 Carlo's been on the show.

00:03:01.120 Yeah.

00:03:01.880 He refused to call him Billy.

00:03:03.720 He's like, you're literally not a Billy.

00:03:05.640 Yeah.

00:03:06.100 And he was like, no, I know.

00:03:07.400 You can call me Billy if you want.

00:03:08.520 That's crazy.

00:03:09.020 But I think in the last, like, two years, two, three years, he's been telling people

00:03:13.840 my name's Peely, because he got tired of using the English name.

00:03:17.560 You know, Tony's not my real name.

00:03:19.140 I honestly don't doubt it.

00:03:20.820 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:21.060 Once you told me that last, that pronunciation, I said, that's not your real name.

00:03:23.600 My full name is Baton Ramesh Tatovsi.

00:03:26.780 So, I just, but Tony is just call me Tony.

00:03:29.060 Just call me Tony.

00:03:30.200 Like, my mom, like, what's crazy is I never went by that name at all in my whole life.

00:03:33.840 My mom gave me the nickname Tony.

00:03:35.960 Really?

00:03:36.200 So, it's like, I don't even consider, like, Tony is, like, my spirit, you know?

00:03:41.440 My essence.

00:03:41.960 Like, yeah.

00:03:42.580 And, like, Baton is, like, my, like, that's my govy.

00:03:45.800 That's just the government.

00:03:46.820 You know what I'm saying?

00:03:47.380 Yeah.

00:03:47.800 If I'm in trouble, like, here you go, officer.

00:03:49.960 That's me.

00:03:50.700 You know what I'm saying?

00:03:51.660 At the airport, you're my tone.

00:03:52.600 For sure.

00:03:53.200 Oh, bro.

00:03:54.160 At the airport, you get profiled a lot.

00:03:55.720 Oh, my God.

00:03:56.620 Like, I've got, like, I have a whole video about airports.

00:03:59.940 It's so bad for me, man.

00:04:01.140 Like, I don't even, I don't wear my hair up during, like, security.

00:04:05.520 Because if I do, one, they make me take it down and they check it.

00:04:08.960 Like, for, like, bombs.

00:04:11.140 They're like, yeah, we just have.

00:04:13.420 Explosives?

00:04:14.140 They're like, yeah, we have a, we have this method that we do.

00:04:17.800 We're going to need you to, and I'm already, like, because I know what it is.

00:04:20.960 Yeah.

00:04:21.200 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:04:21.740 Check if I have fucking bombs on my hands. 1.00

00:04:24.100 Go ahead, man. 1.00

00:04:24.540 They do the little swipe thing? 0.53

00:04:25.960 Every time.

00:04:26.300 No, like, I got clear.

00:04:29.020 Yeah.

00:04:29.280 Yeah, so, like, now it's, like, it's chilled out a lot.

00:04:31.940 Yeah.

00:04:32.220 But before clear, yeah.

00:04:33.460 You'd have to go, like, six hours early because you know they're going to stop you.

00:04:36.620 Yeah, bro.

00:04:36.880 And, like, me, I'm used to it.

00:04:38.040 My girl, she gets so mad. 1.00

00:04:40.600 She's like, why aren't they stopping anybody else?

00:04:42.280 Me, core.

00:04:42.900 Me, core.

00:04:43.720 Me, core.

00:04:44.360 To my boyfriend because he gets profiled a lot.

00:04:46.180 Yeah.

00:04:46.660 So, my baby, it's cool.

00:04:47.520 That's what it is.

00:04:48.480 Better say the sorry, I guess.

00:04:50.340 Every time I go through TSA, this is not a joke. 0.97

00:04:52.200 Every time I go, my crotch is something they have to touch. 0.93

00:04:54.980 That's not a joke. 0.99

00:04:55.760 Every single time.

00:04:56.800 For a while, I thought it was my belly button ring, but I got that taken.

00:04:59.660 Well, it fell out, and so I have to get it repaired, so I don't have it anymore, and it 0.97

00:05:02.940 still fucking happens. 0.94

00:05:04.020 That's tough. 0.99

00:05:04.680 I'm like.

00:05:05.260 I get, like, I wear a chain, so, like, they, like, touch up here.

00:05:09.800 But I will have, like, when I'm getting patted down, one time I had this dude, he was like,

00:05:13.820 I'm going to pat you down, just so you know.

00:05:15.380 I'm like, all right. 0.97

00:05:15.820 And he slapped my butt cheeks down. 1.00

00:05:18.880 And then, in the same, like, while the ventrificial force is going down, he slapped them back up. 1.00

00:05:23.980 And I was like, oh, shit. 0.99

00:05:26.880 Like, where are you checking from, man? 1.00

00:05:28.400 What if he did that?

00:05:29.100 He was like, okay, period.

00:05:30.120 Yeah, I would have been like, all right.

00:05:31.120 He said, I see that movement back there.

00:05:33.400 Give me a free plane ticket, man.

00:05:34.720 Get out of here.

00:05:35.400 What?

00:05:36.260 He gets fired.

00:05:36.920 He's like, worth it.

00:05:37.800 But I mean, it's a weapon back there or something, I guess.

00:05:40.800 I don't know.

00:05:41.560 That's what I feel like every single time. 1.00

00:05:43.420 I'm like, damn, bitch, there's no way. 1.00

00:05:45.160 You know what's so funny? 1.00

00:05:45.720 The other day, we were in New York a couple weeks ago.

00:05:50.240 And when we flew there, I always almost exclusively fly at night or early in the morning because

00:05:55.020 it's what works best for my schedule.

00:05:57.500 And so it's late as hell.

00:06:00.260 And you lose time.

00:06:01.460 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:02.680 Yeah. 0.99

00:06:03.020 So it's late as fuck. 0.99

00:06:04.320 We're all going. 1.00

00:06:05.660 And we board with first class, whatever the fuck. 0.99

00:06:09.300 Big money. 0.99

00:06:09.720 We board and this happens every time.

00:06:14.480 Every single time we board, someone goes, are you about to board?

00:06:17.580 Like, it's always passengers.

00:06:18.720 Right.

00:06:19.240 We're only boarding first.

00:06:20.460 And I'm like, I know.

00:06:21.280 Yeah.

00:06:22.100 I know.

00:06:22.680 That's why I'm in line.

00:06:23.740 So, yeah.

00:06:25.140 What do you fly with?

00:06:26.340 What do you fly with?

00:06:26.660 Well, this time we flew JetBlue.

00:06:28.140 Okay.

00:06:28.460 I'm going to fly JetBlue.

00:06:29.120 Typically, we fly Delta.

00:06:30.220 Yeah.

00:06:30.440 I was about to say, because that's who I fly with.

00:06:32.360 My phone is red.

00:06:33.760 Okay.

00:06:34.340 It's red over here.

00:06:35.520 It's not blue over here.

00:06:36.620 I don't know what you'd be doing over there.

00:06:37.920 Yeah.

00:06:38.340 Yeah.

00:06:38.820 For sure.

00:06:38.980 But I even, like, it's called Mint, like, for JetBlue.

00:06:42.620 That's, like, their first.

00:06:43.560 Their lie down.

00:06:44.360 Okay.

00:06:45.320 And so, like, only Mint.

00:06:46.940 And so, we walk on and Billy, like, my boyfriend's going first.

00:06:49.860 Like, Billy's going first.

00:06:51.100 And he walks by.

00:06:51.700 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:06:53.300 Sir, security's not allowed to go on the plane.

00:06:55.860 Even, like, when he started going on the plane, the lady goes, we're boarding Mint. 0.75

00:07:00.320 And he goes, I know.

00:07:01.140 Mind you, he already scanned it.

00:07:03.280 So.

00:07:03.780 I couldn't get back here without scanning, like.

00:07:06.660 It's scanned.

00:07:07.320 And then he walks past the little gate.

00:07:08.800 And he's sneaking in his gate.

00:07:10.140 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:10.460 And she's like, we're only boarding Mint.

00:07:11.580 He goes, I know.

00:07:12.380 And he's still walking.

00:07:13.480 And then she goes, you need to be first class.

00:07:16.320 And then he goes, I know.

00:07:17.700 And he's still walking.

00:07:18.860 And then she goes, can I see your boarding pass?

00:07:21.060 And then he showed it to her.

00:07:22.280 And then she goes, oh, you are Mint.

00:07:24.900 Okay.

00:07:26.220 Which one of you two is, like, the chill one?

00:07:29.440 And, like, which one's, like, the.

00:07:30.600 First of all, why are you talking to, like, you know what I'm saying?

00:07:32.360 What do you think?

00:07:32.840 Yeah.

00:07:33.920 Yeah.

00:07:34.740 You know what I'm saying?

00:07:35.020 What do you think?

00:07:35.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:07:36.220 It's always me.

00:07:37.260 Like, when he.

00:07:39.060 Because he's so, like, all right.

00:07:40.520 Yeah.

00:07:40.660 Like, about everything.

00:07:41.380 He's so, like, it's fine.

00:07:42.540 Man.

00:07:42.760 Whatever. 1.00

00:07:43.440 Man shit. 1.00

00:07:43.580 But it pisses me off. 1.00

00:07:45.240 Like, it makes me mad.

00:07:45.800 I'm like, no, actually, it's not fine.

00:07:47.600 Actually, it's not.

00:07:48.380 You should be mad about this.

00:07:49.460 And the only reason I didn't react that way, I was high.

00:07:52.680 Lucky for her.

00:07:53.560 See, like, I didn't know.

00:07:56.180 I thought about it.

00:07:57.080 I was like, should I bring it up on the pod?

00:07:59.020 Like, did she bring it up?

00:08:00.780 You know what I'm saying?

00:08:01.580 Like, but, like, yeah, for sure.

00:08:02.840 For sure.

00:08:03.440 I partook in some of the devil's letters.

00:08:05.340 How high do you get before a plane ride?

00:08:07.180 Because I get anxiety now.

00:08:08.980 Like, I don't get.

00:08:09.320 Really?

00:08:09.580 I used to not get anxiety when I smoked.

00:08:11.720 But, like, now I'm like.

00:08:12.860 I just do edibles before planes. 0.99

00:08:15.220 You're crazy. 1.00

00:08:17.100 You're crazy in the head. 1.00

00:08:18.060 That's crazy. 1.00

00:08:18.480 I have to do the little tiny baby ones.

00:08:21.120 And I take just enough to get me, like, relaxed.

00:08:23.980 Because one time I was trying to fly somewhere for a brand trip. 0.97

00:08:26.760 And then it was the worst fucking 48 hours. 0.93

00:08:29.500 Like, I went to the airport four times. 0.98

00:08:30.740 Didn't get on a plane once.

00:08:31.740 I remember you talking about that.

00:08:33.160 And you were like, God got it.

00:08:35.200 God told me not to come. 1.00

00:08:36.000 I'm going to take the hint, bitch. 1.00

00:08:37.320 Like, I'm going to be lost at sea. 1.00

00:08:38.760 I'm going into the Bermuda Triangle if I go.

00:08:41.060 So I was like, all right, it's fine.

00:08:42.300 I'll go home.

00:08:42.900 So, like, you take, like, a lot of edibles?

00:08:44.580 No, like, barely anything.

00:08:46.900 See, it's crazy how edibles work.

00:08:48.500 Like, for me, if I look at an edible too long, I get a little high.

00:08:52.000 Like, my girl? 0.99

00:08:54.440 I'm talking about she's knocking the bitches down. 1.00

00:08:57.160 And I'm like, damn, baby. 1.00

00:08:59.060 Like, and she's, like, five, two, like, you know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:09:01.340 My boyfriend can eat, like, eight of them.

00:09:03.100 And he's fine.

00:09:03.660 No, no way.

00:09:04.260 He's like, when I take two, I don't feel anything.

00:09:05.980 I'm like.

00:09:06.260 Like, that's my girl.

00:09:07.520 If I take three, I'm hospitalized.

00:09:09.220 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:09.800 I'm throwing up.

00:09:10.680 Going to the mental hospital.

00:09:11.420 Crying, like, yeah.

00:09:11.980 I'm, like, calling the cops on myself easily.

00:09:14.300 I'm like, put me in jail.

00:09:15.820 Yeah, for sure. 0.95

00:09:16.580 I think even for that, when I was, you know, when I took the fucking biggest L ever and

00:09:21.280 went home after going to the airport six times, when I initially missed my flight, it wasn't 0.95

00:09:26.040 our fault.

00:09:26.520 There was, like, a huge accident or something.

00:09:28.120 And when I was talking to the lady, I was like, well.

00:09:30.120 And then my team called me and they were like, don't worry, we're going to look at some

00:09:32.880 stuff.

00:09:33.100 I'm like, okay, yeah, no, for sure.

00:09:34.660 Oh, you're so big time.

00:09:35.620 My team called me.

00:09:37.640 My agent was like, my agent was literally like, you were so calm and so, because she's

00:09:43.240 heard me freak the fuck out over smaller things than missing planes. 0.67

00:09:47.120 And so I was like, yeah, you know, I guess, I guess I'll just go home.

00:09:50.680 But this is edible, Drew, right?

00:09:51.860 It's literally because I could not, if I, even if I wanted to, and I did, I could not

00:09:56.340 freak out.

00:09:57.200 That's why you need that.

00:09:58.480 For sure.

00:09:59.200 For sure.

00:09:59.700 I'm like a high functioning, anxious person.

00:10:01.740 So that's why I need.

00:10:02.780 Yeah.

00:10:03.100 I need some.

00:10:03.900 I don't even get, like, I don't even get anxiety throughout anything else.

00:10:07.560 Like, I'm never really nervous, like, especially, like, public speaking or anything like that.

00:10:10.500 Yeah, for shows and shit, like, I never get nervous about that.

00:10:13.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:13.460 Yeah.

00:10:13.800 But I'll, like, take an edible and I'm like, man, one day I am going to die. 1.00

00:10:19.580 You know, it's like, shit. 0.99

00:10:21.380 You ever thought about that? 1.00

00:10:22.300 Yeah, like, exactly.

00:10:23.400 And then, you know, have you ever taken, like, Portobello?

00:10:27.760 No.

00:10:28.460 Okay.

00:10:29.020 No. 1.00

00:10:29.920 That shit's crazy. 1.00

00:10:31.220 He's like, okay, well, not a safe space. 1.00

00:10:32.680 Yeah, that's just crazy.

00:10:33.580 We'll be talking about that.

00:10:36.300 I actually don't even know what that is.

00:10:38.020 Mushrooms.

00:10:38.820 Shrimp.

00:10:39.400 Oh, shrooms.

00:10:40.480 Yeah.

00:10:41.120 Yeah.

00:10:41.200 No, I've never done shrimps.

00:10:42.120 I'm honestly afraid to do them.

00:10:43.380 I think my, I'm afraid of what my brain will show me.

00:10:45.940 No, you shouldn't.

00:10:46.920 I don't want to see the other half of her.

00:10:48.100 Oh, it's, yeah.

00:10:49.140 Like, the back of my brain is none of my business is what I think, you know?

00:10:52.940 I'm good off that.

00:10:53.600 Keep that advice, for sure.

00:10:54.900 For sure.

00:10:55.920 I don't need to see all that.

00:10:56.860 Because I saw mine.

00:10:58.140 And I'm a different person.

00:11:00.520 Like, if you would have made me, like, a year ago, like, I would, yeah, I was just

00:11:03.880 different.

00:11:04.340 You're no longer the same person you were.

00:11:05.840 Yeah, for sure.

00:11:06.580 You're a changed person.

00:11:07.460 Me and Tony go way back to Coachella.

00:11:18.820 Ew.

00:11:19.560 I hate that we met there.

00:11:21.920 I got to hear Coachella.

00:11:23.140 It's very influencer-y of us.

00:11:24.840 Yes, yes.

00:11:25.280 Which, you and I are both the opposite of what I think people typically expect of influencers,

00:11:29.520 so.

00:11:30.240 That was not very, very cool of us to meet there.

00:11:32.800 But we did meet there.

00:11:33.800 Bro, the whole, that whole trip was crazy.

00:11:35.700 Yeah.

00:11:36.060 I was, I was, Fenita invited me.

00:11:37.800 Shout out to Fenita. 0.99

00:11:38.660 Love you.

00:11:39.380 Love Fenita.

00:11:40.260 She had an extra ticket, and, but she had to do a brand trip.

00:11:44.040 Yeah.

00:11:44.240 Like, she was only there for a day, I believe.

00:11:45.900 And, like, the next day, she flew out to do a brand trip.

00:11:48.480 So, I was there, like, alone.

00:11:50.120 And I have, like, I do some stuff with, like, artists, like, a lot of the times.

00:11:54.440 You know, so, like, Dreamville.

00:11:55.260 So, it's very popular amongst very famous people.

00:11:57.620 You know, so, Dreamville was there, and they were like, oh, you're here. 0.98

00:12:00.500 Which is fucking crazy, by the way. 0.94

00:12:02.240 Yeah. 0.98

00:12:02.720 And they were like, you're here, let's get you in.

00:12:04.140 And I was like, bet.

00:12:04.660 Like, so, I'm just sitting at the spot where you get let in.

00:12:09.220 And I'm like, all right, I'll just wait here. 0.99

00:12:11.080 And then fucking, Drew and her whole posse just fucking, they're glowing. 0.99

00:12:16.180 Like, fucking, like, like, the Cullens in Twilight just moving. 0.99

00:12:20.220 And I'm like, oh, hey, guys. 0.99

00:12:21.880 Yeah, I'm trying to get in.

00:12:23.800 You know, begging.

00:12:25.140 You know.

00:12:25.940 She's like, oh, okay, see you.

00:12:27.000 That's not true. 0.95

00:12:29.240 I was like, no fucking way, because we had never met in person. 0.97

00:12:32.020 Yeah. 0.97

00:12:32.200 So, we met in person.

00:12:33.660 And then you were like, I'm waiting for Dreamville to bring me my wristband.

00:12:36.700 I was like, okay.

00:12:37.740 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:38.060 You're talking about me being big money, bitch. 1.00

00:12:40.020 Okay. 0.99

00:12:40.600 And, like, they didn't bring it to, like, an hour later.

00:12:43.560 So, I'm just standing there.

00:12:44.100 That I didn't know.

00:12:44.960 Yeah.

00:12:45.320 No, I mean, she didn't get done with you about it.

00:12:47.400 It was, but I was like, all right, well.

00:12:49.820 I'll just wait here.

00:12:50.960 And everybody's, like, past me.

00:12:52.320 They're like, oh, are you Tony?

00:12:54.020 Oh, yeah, man.

00:12:54.700 Hey, what's going on?

00:12:56.020 J. Cole, let's get it going.

00:12:57.440 Yeah, literally.

00:12:58.180 He's like, hey, J., can you hurry up, please?

00:13:00.720 Cole, can you hurry up, please?

00:13:01.860 It was really cool, like, being back there.

00:13:03.720 That was crazy.

00:13:04.600 Yeah, it was.

00:13:05.120 It was like, people were just walking by.

00:13:07.180 Like, I saw Tyga there.

00:13:08.960 Camilla Cabello.

00:13:09.960 I was like, whoa.

00:13:10.560 I saw Camilla.

00:13:11.700 I saw Shawn Mendes.

00:13:12.800 I saw Kylie.

00:13:14.000 I saw Kendall. 0.56

00:13:14.900 Yeah.

00:13:15.080 Kylie Jenner?

00:13:15.940 Yeah.

00:13:16.260 Yeah, I don't even feel like I'm supposed to, like, just look at her.

00:13:18.620 Like, that's two fame, fortune.

00:13:22.980 It's like another level.

00:13:23.560 Yeah, like, that's, like, another, like, thing.

00:13:24.980 It's very meta.

00:13:26.200 Like, that part of Coachella is very weird.

00:13:30.900 It's, like, very, like, what you see online all the time.

00:13:34.260 It's just strange to be there.

00:13:35.860 Because you feel like you snuck in.

00:13:37.760 Exactly.

00:13:38.220 Like, I'm not supposed to be here.

00:13:39.980 And you were fully invited and, like, paid to come out.

00:13:42.560 Yeah, literally.

00:13:43.020 And it's like, oh, I'm not.

00:13:43.940 Like, it's just not your people.

00:13:45.700 It's not my people. 0.96

00:13:46.440 Yeah, I feel you.

00:13:47.480 It's like a, you have to almost condition yourself to be that famous.

00:13:52.120 Yeah.

00:13:52.440 And then you're.

00:13:52.960 Yeah, that's, like, lie to yourself a little bit.

00:13:54.900 You're like, oh, yeah, I'm the same.

00:13:56.300 Yeah.

00:13:57.140 Like, yeah, no.

00:13:58.180 It's not.

00:13:58.720 It's not for me.

00:13:58.960 It's very strange.

00:13:59.980 But I remember Tony was like, can I hang out with you guys?

00:14:02.740 And we were like, yeah.

00:14:03.600 Please?

00:14:04.340 Yeah, absolutely.

00:14:05.600 Like, once he got in, we were like, yeah, absolutely.

00:14:07.680 And we're walking.

00:14:08.500 And there's a lot of us.

00:14:09.420 So we're like, okay, stay with the group.

00:14:10.900 We're walking.

00:14:11.840 I turn around.

00:14:12.480 I said, where's Tony?

00:14:13.420 And they go, I don't know.

00:14:14.380 Keep in mind, from the time I was like, yo, can I chill with you guys?

00:14:17.900 To the time we disappeared, maybe three minutes.

00:14:21.300 Like, could not have been ten minutes.

00:14:23.840 To be fair.

00:14:24.620 Like, literally.

00:14:25.620 I'm sorry, I didn't know I was going with the homecoming king. 0.99

00:14:28.200 Because when we were back there, everybody was like, oh, my fucking God. 0.97

00:14:32.260 Dude, I'm such a big fan. 0.99

00:14:33.580 Like, he got stopped a million times.

00:14:35.340 So, like, I get stopped.

00:14:36.420 I'm like, oh, what's up, man?

00:14:37.340 And I'm like, all right.

00:14:39.800 He turned around if we're gone.

00:14:40.300 And there was nobody behind me.

00:14:42.100 I was like, bet.

00:14:42.560 I was like, guys, did anyone see Tony?

00:14:45.160 Like, where did he go?

00:14:47.000 And then that was, I don't know what day that was.

00:14:49.180 So I was like, I just chalked it up to the L.

00:14:50.860 I was like, they're gone.

00:14:52.000 Whatever.

00:14:52.320 I think that was day two.

00:14:53.800 And then day three, we saw each other again.

00:14:55.240 We saw each other again.

00:14:55.720 Yeah.

00:14:56.420 And I want to talk about that.

00:14:57.500 Okay, let's.

00:14:57.820 Because I remember who we were talking to.

00:15:01.980 Do you remember who we were talking to?

00:15:04.180 And I was like, because this is where, again, I never had met Drew in person.

00:15:09.220 So, like, some people are online funny.

00:15:11.980 And some people are real life funny.

00:15:13.420 Some people are both.

00:15:14.280 And that's not a shot to anybody.

00:15:15.560 Some people just have their written jokes prepared.

00:15:18.260 And then they're mellow in real life.

00:15:20.580 Drew's real life funny.

00:15:21.820 Let me tell you why.

00:15:22.960 So she's talking to somebody.

00:15:24.180 I'm not going to name their name.

00:15:25.820 I'm not going to name their name.

00:15:26.760 I'm sick.

00:15:27.120 I'm sick.

00:15:27.860 I know who it was.

00:15:28.580 Because I'm standing there.

00:15:30.080 And she goes, I don't know what she's just like, oh, yeah, you're, like, the most handsome

00:15:35.100 person ever.

00:15:35.720 Or something like that.

00:15:36.700 Say, like, a hilarious joke, right?

00:15:38.960 And I'm like, I get it.

00:15:40.440 I'm like, oh, okay.

00:15:41.240 Like, funny.

00:15:41.840 And he goes, oh, they go, oh, thank you so much.

00:15:45.520 And she goes, and he turns around, and, like, loudly, Drew goes, oh, I don't think they

00:15:55.840 know I was joking.

00:15:56.560 Like, she goes, and this is what I knew, because she goes, is this thing on?

00:16:02.160 To, like, a fake mic.

00:16:03.100 And I was like, I was like, oh, yeah.

00:16:05.280 I rock with Drew.

00:16:06.200 This is hilarious. 1.00

00:16:07.220 That shit was so funny. 1.00

00:16:08.340 Hold on. 1.00

00:16:08.620 I'm fucking sweating in this hot tub. 0.99

00:16:10.800 First of all, I'm sad, but I'm so glad you saw it, because I swear to fucking God, I've 0.99

00:16:19.100 told that story. 0.95

00:16:19.980 I literally told it on my other podcast with my sister.

00:16:23.140 And I was like, first of all, I'm pissed. 0.95

00:16:26.420 I'm pissed the fuck off. 0.63

00:16:27.540 Because I was kidding. 0.96

00:16:29.100 And now this dude is walking around thinking, I think he's hot.

00:16:31.480 Like, that upsets me.

00:16:34.300 And the way he was like, oh.

00:16:36.400 Thank you.

00:16:37.060 Thank you.

00:16:38.340 I'm so, and I really was, I was kidding.

00:16:41.800 But, okay.

00:16:42.280 But, like, what's funny is, like, here's Drew.

00:16:46.080 Here's the person, right?

00:16:47.420 And they're just, they're back to turn to each other.

00:16:49.480 She's like, oh, I was joking.

00:16:51.240 Like, A's right here. 1.00

00:16:53.140 Like, I was like, oh, yeah, she don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:16:54.720 Let's get it. 0.99

00:16:55.380 Because it's funny.

00:16:56.660 Because I was kidding, because it's a joke.

00:16:58.880 Yeah.

00:16:59.400 And he didn't get it.

00:17:00.340 And now he thinks that I think he's hot.

00:17:02.400 Yeah.

00:17:02.800 I call him the prep squad.

00:17:04.160 That's what I call him.

00:17:04.700 Yeah.

00:17:05.140 Yeah.

00:17:06.120 The cheerleaders.

00:17:06.920 And then, when I told that story, so many people were like, I feel like I know who it

00:17:12.220 was.

00:17:12.820 And I was like, you don't.

00:17:14.580 You're probably in the right neighborhood, but you're wrong about who it is.

00:17:18.440 Like, nobody guesses the right person. 0.99

00:17:20.300 But you would be shocked if it, you know, there was, but that shit was so funny. 0.98

00:17:26.600 And I wanted to, like, talk about it, but I was like, no. 0.96

00:17:29.640 I was gonna, I'm gonna bring it up eventually, like, when I see Drew again. 0.98

00:17:33.360 And I was like, podcast, I'm bringing that shit up. 0.99

00:17:36.600 That shit was hilarious. 0.99

00:17:37.460 There's, I literally said when we turned, when I turned away from that interaction, and 1.00

00:17:41.760 I was like, Brittany laughed, cause she got my joke.

00:17:43.640 Yeah, I got it.

00:17:44.480 My sister laughed.

00:17:45.300 You laughed.

00:17:46.780 If you know, you know.

00:17:47.560 Yeah.

00:17:48.380 But when we were, like, talking about it after, I'm like, see, that's the difference between

00:17:51.040 someone who got famous for being hot and someone who got famous for being funny.

00:17:53.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:17:53.760 That's literally them interacting in the wild.

00:17:55.700 That's what happens.

00:17:56.320 And I stole your joke.

00:17:57.680 Like, I would be, like, with my homies, and I would be, like, a joke wouldn't hit, and

00:18:00.980 I'd be like, is this thing on?

00:18:02.560 And I would get so many laughs, I was like, yeah, okay, man.

00:18:05.080 It hits.

00:18:05.620 It hits every time.

00:18:06.440 Added that to the bag.

00:18:07.300 An old, like, white dad kind of, is this thing on?

00:18:10.860 For sure.

00:18:11.340 That and, uh.

00:18:11.980 Tough crowd.

00:18:12.880 What I didn't realize was, like, how short.

00:18:17.400 He's small.

00:18:18.440 Just all of them.

00:18:20.420 Everyone.

00:18:20.620 All of them.

00:18:21.100 And, like, what I don't like, cause, like, you know, I like being tall.

00:18:25.580 I'm 6'2", by the way.

00:18:27.040 A big 6'2".

00:18:27.820 And that's for real.

00:18:28.840 Like, I, that's for real.

00:18:29.860 Certified.

00:18:30.380 Yeah.

00:18:30.520 And so, so they'll be like, oh my god, you're huge.

00:18:34.800 Yes.

00:18:35.360 Uh, you're so big.

00:18:37.500 You're, wow.

00:18:38.900 You're gigantic. 1.00

00:18:40.500 You're, like, the biggest bitch I've ever seen in my life. 1.00

00:18:41.980 Are we gonna fight? 1.00

00:18:43.600 Like, do you wanna fight me?

00:18:45.540 Like.

00:18:45.600 Is that a call out?

00:18:46.280 Or a call in?

00:18:47.180 Or, or, or it'll be reversed. 0.99

00:18:48.500 I literally saw you as, like, a teacup, small loser. 0.97

00:18:52.200 Like, you're so tall and right here. 0.99

00:18:54.640 Like.

00:18:54.700 Oh, that's crazy.

00:18:55.920 Yeah, bro.

00:18:56.320 I'm blown away.

00:18:57.200 Yeah, the, the, the, the comments are crazy.

00:18:59.940 Like, and I don't, and I don't think people even realize, like.

00:19:09.440 I remember when your, when your buddy, when you guys came up to, with your, your friend

00:19:13.400 was with you.

00:19:14.320 That day.

00:19:14.820 When?

00:19:15.720 That, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:16.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:17.040 He came up, yeah.

00:19:17.660 You, I remember you tapped Billy on the shoulder, Peeley, Peeley, and then he turned around and 0.91

00:19:23.100 then your friend was like, what if he turned around and he just fucking decked you? 0.94

00:19:26.480 I would, I mean, that makes sense. 0.96

00:19:28.700 Cause I did, like, invade somebody's personal space.

00:19:31.360 I was like, cause I, that's my thing is, like, I'm so, like, joking and funny.

00:19:35.420 Yeah.

00:19:35.680 And I'll be like, yo.

00:19:36.860 And I'm like, what if people have, like, issues with that?

00:19:39.240 You know what I'm saying?

00:19:39.640 And they're like, but Peeley was like, he was like, I know music and he goes, and just

00:19:45.000 big old smiles and love, like, but we ran into each other.

00:19:48.240 We actually, like, ran into each other.

00:19:49.900 Like, bumped into each other. 0.99

00:19:50.640 Cause we hit a corner and I was like, oh shit. 1.00

00:19:52.660 And he was like, oh shit. 1.00

00:19:53.760 And it was crazy. 1.00

00:19:55.220 You were, we look like brothers.

00:19:56.700 You were his favorite, uh, TikToker for like the longest time, probably if not still now. 0.74

00:20:01.140 That's crazy.

00:20:01.760 Yeah.

00:20:01.940 He was like, he's like, do you know this guy?

00:20:03.900 And I was like, yeah, of course I know him. 0.96

00:20:05.620 See, I didn't know you knew me until I called Carlo and y'all were at fucking Hibachi. 1.00

00:20:09.640 Whoever the fuck you guys were. 0.99

00:20:11.080 And, and he goes, oh, I'm at dinner. 1.00

00:20:14.080 Hello.

00:20:14.760 Hey, Drew.

00:20:15.680 Hi.

00:20:17.040 What's going on?

00:20:18.540 You're like, Hey.

00:20:19.740 Carlo told me before he, uh, you called him.

00:20:22.120 He was like, oh, Tony's great.

00:20:23.280 He has a girlfriend.

00:20:24.200 He's so nice.

00:20:24.800 He's so funny.

00:20:25.520 I love how that's the first thing.

00:20:27.120 Like he's got a great guy.

00:20:28.820 Loyal.

00:20:29.340 You know, has a girlfriend.

00:20:30.900 Like that's how you know a man is good.

00:20:33.080 Has a partner.

00:20:34.140 That's how I know.

00:20:35.120 Yeah.

00:20:35.520 If you're a TikToker and you got like a solid relationship. 0.98

00:20:38.820 Not like a three month.

00:20:40.340 You know what I'm saying?

00:20:40.960 Yeah.

00:20:41.080 We're six years in.

00:20:41.980 Like long time.

00:20:42.860 Yeah.

00:20:43.140 Yeah.

00:20:43.300 Six years.

00:20:44.060 Yeah.

00:20:44.300 Me too.

00:20:44.920 Really?

00:20:45.320 Yeah.

00:20:45.840 We just hit six years.

00:20:47.380 Period.

00:20:47.840 Love that for us.

00:20:48.500 For sure.

00:20:49.180 I think, uh, that Coachella experience is very validating to me.

00:20:53.640 Thank you very much.

00:20:54.100 Yeah.

00:20:54.120 For sure.

00:20:54.580 Thank you for validating my story.

00:20:56.440 My truth.

00:20:57.280 It's out now. 1.00

00:20:59.320 That shit was so funny. 1.00

00:21:00.320 Bro, that shit was so funny. 1.00

00:21:01.000 I can literally talk about that this whole podcast. 1.00

00:21:03.420 Just that one interaction.

00:21:04.720 It was so funny, bro.

00:21:05.460 And your, um, your comment about the height thing is very real too.

00:21:08.820 I've told people that so many times, especially cause like me and my boyfriend are big people. 0.99

00:21:11.940 So I'm like, I'm tall as fuck. 0.98

00:21:13.860 Like, I don't know why people think I'm small. 0.99

00:21:15.640 Um, or my, man, cause my boyfriend doesn't even look, he doesn't look small.

00:21:21.260 Like at all.

00:21:22.300 Yeah. 0.99

00:21:22.460 He's got them fucking mountains as arms. 0.99

00:21:23.960 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:24.900 Yes. 0.97

00:21:25.740 He's a, I literally had a, uh, had like, I started a fucking frenzy on Twitter once cause 0.98

00:21:32.600 I was talking about, well, I was really fucking mean to some guy who was trying to call me fat ugly. 0.98

00:21:36.800 You were mean? 0.99

00:21:38.220 No way.

00:21:38.520 Someone like me.

00:21:39.360 No way.

00:21:40.000 So out of character. 0.98

00:21:41.240 But I just fucked some guy up and then that tweet went viral. 0.95

00:21:43.800 But in the tweet, I said that my boyfriend was six, four. 0.97

00:21:47.360 And so many men were like, it's so funny that she thinks her boyfriend's six, four.

00:21:52.900 What do you want to make out with him?

00:21:54.380 What are you talking about?

00:21:55.920 He's not going to see this.

00:21:57.480 Unless I show it to him.

00:21:58.840 Exactly.

00:21:59.500 But also like, why would I lie about that?

00:22:01.340 Like, what do I have to gain out of lying about that?

00:22:03.580 I don't understand why people lie.

00:22:05.320 Like really men, why they lie about their height once they're past six feet.

00:22:08.900 That's what I'm saying.

00:22:09.440 Once you make the six, like it doesn't matter.

00:22:11.940 I'm inclined to believe you.

00:22:12.920 Because you're, because like, you're not going to be seven.

00:22:16.020 You know, you might as well just, oh, six, one.

00:22:18.500 Call it a day.

00:22:19.280 Yeah.

00:22:19.620 Because six.

00:22:20.720 You know what I'm saying?

00:22:21.120 Yeah, six.

00:22:21.460 Yeah.

00:22:21.920 That's what I mean.

00:22:22.740 That's why I'm like, you know what? 0.98

00:22:24.540 I don't give a fuck. 0.98

00:22:25.320 And then I was like, it's funny because, because they were trying to say I was like five, 0.99

00:22:29.600 six, five, seven.

00:22:30.920 Word.

00:22:31.480 And I was like, I haven't been that since I was like 14.

00:22:34.940 So, sorry.

00:22:37.020 What is up with Simone?

00:22:38.300 I was like, why are y'all all, like, what is the bloodline about?

00:22:42.380 Like, yo, bro, like, y'all.

00:22:44.400 That's the biggest indicator.

00:22:45.820 I'm like, I'm literally Simone.

00:22:47.420 If you know any Simone people, it makes sense when I say how big I am, including my boyfriend. 0.66

00:22:52.240 Like, but my dad's six, six.

00:22:53.780 Yeah.

00:22:54.080 My brother's like six, one.

00:22:55.160 My brother's younger than me.

00:22:56.720 So, like, my sister's five, three.

00:22:58.440 But that's because my. 0.98

00:22:58.940 Y'all need to start a family league or something to fucking take control of America, bro. 1.00

00:23:05.240 Holy shit. 1.00

00:23:06.040 Like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:23:07.380 My mom is five, three. 1.00

00:23:09.280 So, like, my oldest sister, like, my oldest sister, she's right there.

00:23:11.780 She's five, three. 0.99

00:23:13.000 Or five, four.

00:23:13.840 Right.

00:23:14.140 I'm six feet.

00:23:15.020 My brother's like six, one.

00:23:16.100 Right.

00:23:16.780 That's because my mom's five, three, but my dad's six, six.

00:23:18.800 So, it's like, we all got tall jeans to some extent.

00:23:21.480 Are y'all the ones that say, forgive me for my ignorance.

00:23:23.900 Are y'all the ones that say, is it Oos?

00:23:26.260 Yeah, Oos. 0.99

00:23:26.960 Yeah.

00:23:27.200 Yo, I went to.

00:23:28.220 It's Ooso.

00:23:28.920 Ooso.

00:23:29.440 Yeah.

00:23:29.800 I went to Rolling Loud.

00:23:32.200 I got invited to Rolling Loud.

00:23:34.000 And for whatever, not for whatever reason.

00:23:36.440 There's a big reason why the only security in the Rolling Loud are some Owens.

00:23:40.740 It's only them.

00:23:41.560 Literally.

00:23:42.000 And that's not like a joke.

00:23:43.380 Like, it's.

00:23:43.760 And they all know each other.

00:23:45.340 Yeah.

00:23:45.600 Like, because when, like, the night was winding down, they all got together and was, like, 0.99

00:23:50.340 fucking chopping it up about, like, fucking everything. 0.99

00:23:53.280 Like, I was like, oh, they know each other. 1.00

00:23:54.600 And so, at the beginning, I was like, Tony, but at the, by the end of the night, because

00:23:59.360 I love making everybody laugh, by the end of the night, these big brolic men are just 1.00

00:24:04.240 like, all right, Oos, who must not know my name is Tony, okay.

00:24:08.800 Whatever, whatever you want to call me, that's my name.

00:24:10.840 I had to figure out what Oos, man. 0.79

00:24:11.500 I was like, oh, they all think my name is Oos.

00:24:13.760 Like, what are y'all talking about?

00:24:15.560 It's the shorthand for Ooso, which means brother or sister, depending on who's saying it.

00:24:20.300 Yeah.

00:24:20.420 So, like, I couldn't call you an Ooso, but I could call my sister an Ooso, because it's 0.96

00:24:24.420 gendered, kind of related.

00:24:26.100 So, like, they call you Ooso, because that's a term of endearment.

00:24:30.420 You're in.

00:24:31.300 Like, so, like, I talked to the only Samoan that was kind of my height.

00:24:36.820 Yeah.

00:24:37.040 Because, you know, everybody's talking to me, so I'm like, yo, hey.

00:24:39.700 And he was 12.

00:24:41.100 Yeah, he was 11 years old.

00:24:42.540 You know what I'm saying?

00:24:43.420 And I was like, well, what does this mean? 1.00

00:24:44.400 And he goes, oh, that means we all fuck with you. 1.00

00:24:46.660 Hit me in the chest. 1.00

00:24:48.560 Hi, man. 0.57

00:24:49.580 Hi, I'm a little man.

00:24:51.140 I'm going to go over here now, man.

00:24:52.120 Yeah.

00:24:52.620 That'll be easy.

00:24:52.980 Stop for a couple seconds.

00:24:53.960 For sure.

00:24:54.820 But they were all cool.

00:24:55.900 They were all cool.

00:24:56.620 And then, like, some, like, I had my hair up, and so a lot of them had, like, my hair.

00:25:01.040 Yeah.

00:25:01.260 You know what I'm saying?

00:25:01.480 We got, like, similar hair.

00:25:02.420 So, like, they're giving me, like, from what I could tell is the Samoan look.

00:25:07.860 Like, they're waiting for me to pick up on whatever message that I don't know, because

00:25:11.420 I'm not Samoan, and I'm like, nah, man, it's not me, man. 0.91

00:25:14.380 I'm sorry.

00:25:14.900 I'm Albanian and Turkish, man.

00:25:16.460 You know?

00:25:16.780 And they're like, ah, that's all right.

00:25:18.020 You got the hair for it, though.

00:25:19.140 For sure.

00:25:19.640 My brother has very, very curly hair.

00:25:21.600 He had long hair for a long time.

00:25:22.940 And you've seen my boyfriend.

00:25:24.120 He has long hair, too.

00:25:24.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:25.160 Long hair is big in our culture.

00:25:26.560 Yeah.

00:25:26.760 We love men with long hair.

00:25:28.280 For sure.

00:25:28.840 So, that's probably why they were like, that's one of us.

00:25:31.200 I'm talking about immediately when I walked in, they were like, and I was like, nah.

00:25:34.360 Long hair is kind of the indicator.

00:25:35.740 Yeah.

00:25:36.020 And you look racially ambiguous, so that's probably why they were like.

00:25:38.220 Yeah, I look like.

00:25:38.760 Like, I like to tell people, I look, when people look at me, they go, like, it's a

00:25:44.340 second, like, I get second looks, and I've got second looks my whole life.

00:25:47.260 A double take.

00:25:48.340 Because they're unsure.

00:25:49.420 Yeah.

00:25:49.760 Yeah.

00:25:50.380 Well, you're also from the South, so that's another, you're, the accent that you have,

00:25:54.720 too, is also something where they're like.

00:25:55.980 I didn't know I had an accent.

00:25:57.420 Yeah, you do kind of.

00:25:58.300 But, like, I never traveled before.

00:25:59.340 It's an Atlanta one, because did you see you grew up in Atlanta?

00:26:01.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:01.580 I never traveled before, like, creating.

00:26:04.340 You know what I'm saying?

00:26:04.940 Yeah, I feel that.

00:26:05.240 And I didn't know, like, I mean, you know, like, the New York accent.

00:26:08.920 Yeah.

00:26:09.140 You know what I'm saying?

00:26:09.780 Yeah.

00:26:10.080 Like, the famous accents, the Boston one.

00:26:12.160 Yeah.

00:26:12.420 But, like, I would go here, and what kind of got me was, maybe I talk too fast, like,

00:26:18.480 maybe I'm too Southern, I don't know, but I'll say something like, oh, what's going on?

00:26:22.640 And, like, people be like, what?

00:26:25.240 What did you say?

00:26:26.440 And I'm like, what's going on?

00:26:27.440 Like, but, like, because we just blur our words.

00:26:31.280 Yeah.

00:26:31.460 Like, it's like, but everybody understands where I'm from.

00:26:33.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:26:33.940 And so, but, like, here, like, I'll go to L.A., and, bro.

00:26:37.180 They over-enunciate.

00:26:38.040 Oh, yeah.

00:26:38.660 Yeah.

00:26:38.820 Oh, my God.

00:26:39.720 And, like, they do that, and they, like, round their, like, it's like a, and, like, that's

00:26:44.500 how a sentence goes, oh, my God.

00:26:47.220 You know what I'm saying?

00:26:47.900 With us, it's like, oh, my God.

00:26:49.640 You know what I'm saying?

00:26:50.340 Like, you don't hear a, no consonants is just, like, a one-worded thing.

00:26:53.780 So, like, when I come out here, I, like, point when I talk.

00:26:57.380 So, I'm like, yeah, this is crazy.

00:26:59.720 This is wild.

00:27:00.520 You got to be extra, extra, like, inflection.

00:27:04.280 For sure.

00:27:04.620 You got to enunciate a lot more.

00:27:06.480 I honestly think it's because you're, maybe it's just because I know a lot of people from

00:27:11.440 Atlanta, but I can understand you perfectly.

00:27:13.400 Yeah, yeah, for sure.

00:27:14.120 It might be a minority thing, too.

00:27:15.380 I love, I love when, like, a Southern, like, a clip of a Southern person just comes up

00:27:21.100 and they're talking.

00:27:21.980 Yeah.

00:27:22.420 And, like, all the comments, what is bro saying?

00:27:24.860 Like, because, like, there's, like, bro, there's, like, the South, there's, like, Southerners,

00:27:27.840 and then there's, like, deep Southerners.

00:27:30.020 Like, I'm talking about, like, people who real deal, like, are from the South and, like, 1.00

00:27:35.640 have never left their town.

00:27:37.280 Yeah, like, born and raised.

00:27:38.600 Yeah, like.

00:27:39.740 Generational.

00:27:40.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:40.760 And what's funny is that, like, it can be, it can be, like, any, it's usually, like,

00:27:44.820 either black or white people.

00:27:45.960 Like, those are the two, like, because those are the deep Southerners.

00:27:48.180 And, like, they talk, and, like, I, even sometimes I'm, like, okay, I hear it.

00:27:52.520 Okay, I can see what you're saying.

00:27:53.660 But, like, people online, that's when I knew, I was, like, oh, like, accents are really,

00:27:58.540 really different.

00:27:59.120 Yeah, they're very, well, yeah, they're geographical, but they're very specific to, like, certain

00:28:03.920 areas.

00:28:04.500 When, you know, my mom comes from a different country, so to her, like, if she drove,

00:28:10.500 a direction for two hours, she's in another country.

00:28:12.680 Yeah.

00:28:13.000 Like, bro, like, you can drive for 24 hours left to right and be in the same country.

00:28:19.000 Like, I don't think people realize, like, how big America really is.

00:28:22.920 Yeah, compared to other countries.

00:28:24.540 Bro, dialects, like, bro, states have different, like, cultures.

00:28:27.220 Yeah, dialects and everything.

00:28:28.940 Yeah, bro, like, you live in Cali versus you live in Louisiana.

00:28:31.800 Yeah.

00:28:32.200 Like, those are, like, people, those are countries that just speak the same language.

00:28:35.100 Even in, like, Hawaii, like, in Hawaii, they have pidgin, which is, like, a dialect, too.

00:28:39.360 Yeah.

00:28:39.900 And the way...

00:28:40.420 It's like a creole...

00:28:41.100 Pidgin is the...

00:28:42.480 Pidgin's native Hawaiian.

00:28:43.820 Yeah.

00:28:44.100 It's, like, any...

00:28:44.760 Well, it's not exclusive to native Hawaiians, but it's also...

00:28:47.100 Anyone who was born and raised in Hawaii, a lot of times they speak pidgin, which is 0.98

00:28:49.960 just a dialect in and of itself.

00:28:51.300 It's not necessarily a language.

00:28:52.340 But they do have certain words that are not English and they're not Hawaiian.

00:28:56.660 What are some?

00:28:57.200 If you don't mind me asking.

00:28:58.800 Is there, like, a hello or, like, a...

00:29:01.380 They say shoots a lot, like, which is just, like, anything.

00:29:05.240 Okay.

00:29:05.340 Like, it's, like, an understanding of, like, okay, or if it's, like, sounds good or it's,

00:29:10.380 like...

00:29:10.400 Like, for sure.

00:29:10.740 Like, oh, yeah.

00:29:11.720 Okay.

00:29:12.440 Okay.

00:29:12.620 Like, it's all of those things.

00:29:13.960 Like, just depends on how you use it.

00:29:15.520 Word.

00:29:16.180 They say, like, bangas, which is, like, something that's really good.

00:29:19.780 Uh-huh.

00:29:20.040 Oh, it's a banger.

00:29:21.120 Yeah.

00:29:21.440 And it's, like, okay.

00:29:22.280 Isn't it, like, everybody's, like, an uncle or auntie out there?

00:29:24.840 Yeah.

00:29:25.140 Yeah.

00:29:25.600 But it's, like, unko, so it's, like, U-N-K-O. 1.00

00:29:28.300 Okay.

00:29:28.760 That's how they address, like, pidgin, like, native...

00:29:31.500 It's, like, local people in Hawaii.

00:29:33.840 I feel like it's so, like, love there.

00:29:35.400 Yeah, it is.

00:29:36.080 Like, it's so, like, we're connected.

00:29:37.460 And their inflection is very different.

00:29:39.360 So, it's, like, they end everything with a question mark.

00:29:41.800 It's, like, it goes up at the end.

00:29:43.440 But a lot of Polynesian languages, they are very, like, ending with it up.

00:29:48.220 Like, sounding like a question, essentially.

00:29:50.640 Right.

00:29:50.860 Very interesting.

00:29:51.600 Yeah, really interesting.

00:29:52.620 Look at us.

00:29:53.020 We're covering all kinds of stuff today.

00:29:54.360 That's what I'm saying. 0.96

00:29:55.480 We don't know what the fuck we're going to call this episode. 0.97

00:29:57.640 Wait. 0.97

00:29:58.280 Seriously.

00:29:59.140 Wait.

00:29:59.500 Speaking of, you said something about being seven feet.

00:30:01.840 I know one of your most popular videos you made with Shaq. 0.97

00:30:03.980 How was it working with Diesel?

00:30:05.940 Bro.

00:30:07.240 It's...

00:30:07.880 What's crazy is Shaq is more normal than influencers have met.

00:30:11.580 I guarantee it. 0.91

00:30:12.340 Isn't that sick?

00:30:12.940 Doesn't that make you sick to your stomach?

00:30:14.760 Isn't that real?

00:30:15.440 Shaq is arguably one of the most famous people in life.

00:30:17.620 Truly.

00:30:18.180 And, like, so the first...

00:30:19.680 From what I've realized, like, working in this business, the first time you meet somebody,

00:30:23.460 it's, like, hi, how are you?

00:30:26.320 The second time you meet somebody, how you been?

00:30:28.960 You know?

00:30:29.620 Yeah.

00:30:29.800 So, like, the first time I met Shaq was, like, our first video.

00:30:32.760 One, however tall you think he is.

00:30:34.400 He's, like, five inches taller.

00:30:36.020 It's actually, like, oh, this is crazy.

00:30:37.900 This is...

00:30:38.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:30:38.520 This is an absolute fucking unit. 0.99

00:30:40.860 And it was really cool, like, Shaq is funny. 1.00

00:30:43.720 Like, he actually has jokes.

00:30:45.100 So...

00:30:45.220 Yeah.

00:30:45.440 Um, we had a script outlined for our commercial.

00:30:48.800 And we both, like, we both said it.

00:30:51.620 And we looked at each other and we were like, nah.

00:30:54.360 Like, this is not it.

00:30:56.040 Not feeling it.

00:30:56.620 Like, and I kept, like, in the script, I kept calling him big man.

00:31:00.120 I was like, you know, I don't want to call him that.

00:31:02.560 Like, Shaq was like, I don't like, I don't want you to call me big man.

00:31:06.240 Yeah.

00:31:06.920 So, we freestyled it.

00:31:08.860 We freestyled the commercial.

00:31:10.420 And, like, Shaq was like, this is what we're doing.

00:31:12.800 And everybody was like, okay.

00:31:13.980 Well, yeah.

00:31:14.520 I was like, okay, this is what we're doing.

00:31:15.960 And so, I messed up, like, twice.

00:31:17.960 I messed up the first time.

00:31:19.220 And then I almost got through the second time, messed up.

00:31:21.560 He goes, it's a lot different when there's a real camera in front of your face, huh?

00:31:24.680 I was like, okay, first of all.

00:31:27.240 I was like, all right, watch this. 0.95

00:31:29.620 Killed it.

00:31:30.640 And I said something slick to him.

00:31:32.540 I was like, yeah, you like that?

00:31:33.840 And he started laughing.

00:31:34.960 Because I feel like when you're Shaq or somebody like that, people try, like, people don't joke around with you. 0.98

00:31:39.900 Yeah.

00:31:40.380 And, like, you know what I'm saying?

00:31:41.400 They treat you very differently.

00:31:42.660 Yeah.

00:31:42.940 So, like, for me, I was throwing jokes.

00:31:45.060 And he was laughing.

00:31:46.240 And he told me, he was like, we need to make more commercials with him.

00:31:48.740 And I was like, yeah, you guys do, please.

00:31:50.940 I need to pay bills.

00:31:53.040 And so, that was the first time.

00:31:54.500 He was really busy.

00:31:55.260 And then the second time we met, he was walking around.

00:31:59.520 It was Shaq's Funhouse.

00:32:01.180 It was, like, something that he throws, like, every year where he DJs.

00:32:03.960 Oh, yeah.

00:32:04.380 Yeah, yeah.

00:32:04.720 First of all.

00:32:05.200 Diesel, the DJ.

00:32:05.680 I love it.

00:32:06.080 Crazy.

00:32:06.520 I've seen his set. 0.99

00:32:07.440 I saw that goofball. 1.00

00:32:08.440 Yeah, he's crazy. 0.99

00:32:09.780 He's good. 0.79

00:32:10.340 Really good.

00:32:11.280 Like, and so I saw him.

00:32:12.560 And he saw me going, Tony.

00:32:14.300 And, well, first of all, this is Shaquille O'Neal.

00:32:16.700 Like, Shaquille O'Neal just said my name.

00:32:18.780 And so, we dap up.

00:32:19.820 We do our video.

00:32:20.700 Our second video.

00:32:21.360 This was, like, a five-month span of difference.

00:32:24.160 And then he goes, all right, I'm gone.

00:32:25.880 He goes, make sure you get a couple drinks from you.

00:32:28.300 I'm out.

00:32:28.860 Shaq Diesel.

00:32:29.820 And, like, that was it.

00:32:31.360 I was like, this man is. 0.99

00:32:32.440 Damn, he has a sign-off? 0.99

00:32:33.280 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:32:33.920 That's crazy.

00:32:34.660 But, like, he whispered it into my ear.

00:32:37.160 Who are you signing off to?

00:32:38.920 It's just us here, Shaq.

00:32:40.000 The one and only.

00:32:40.660 Exactly.

00:32:41.580 So, I think, like, that's what kind of gives me, like, hope in terms of, like, being, like,

00:32:47.380 as big as you can get. 0.98

00:32:48.520 Because I've met people with fucking five million followers. 1.00

00:32:51.440 And they're, like, dickheads. 1.00

00:32:52.740 Oh, I don't know if I can say that. 0.99

00:32:53.580 Yeah, you can cut.

00:32:54.100 Okay, cool.

00:32:54.860 And they're, like, terrible people.

00:32:56.060 And then I met Shaq.

00:32:57.120 And it's, like, bro, like, I would go to Shaq's house for, like, lunch.

00:33:01.260 You know what I'm saying?

00:33:02.420 That's very real.

00:33:03.660 I feel like I've met many, many, many influencers.

00:33:08.120 And the ones that I love, like, I love their content.

00:33:11.040 And I think, like, I love them from, like, a parasocial level.

00:33:14.600 Yeah.

00:33:15.360 Thankfully, I've been right every time.

00:33:17.180 I'm, like, oh, they're really.

00:33:18.020 You get a vibe.

00:33:18.560 Yeah, they're really great.

00:33:19.480 I was, like, I feel like I pick them good.

00:33:21.260 And then there are some that I meet.

00:33:22.580 And I'm, like, first of all, I don't remember anyone.

00:33:24.580 And I have very poor vision. 0.99

00:33:25.520 So, like, people get upset when you don't know who the fuck they are. 0.99

00:33:30.080 Yo, why don't you say to them to me last night? 0.99

00:33:32.220 I know.

00:33:32.540 I was, like, I couldn't even see you.

00:33:34.180 Were you there? 0.98

00:33:34.800 I didn't even fucking see you. 0.98

00:33:36.340 But I feel like I've had the only negative interactions I've ever had with creators have been men. 0.99

00:33:42.600 And then there are always men who, like, they're upset because I didn't know who they were. 0.93

00:33:47.640 Which I find to be stupid because I never fucking assume that anyone knows who I am. 0.98

00:33:51.560 Bro. 0.99

00:33:51.780 I introduce myself in every room I go into.

00:33:53.940 That is the corny. 1.00

00:33:54.840 Like, bro, that's the corniest shit. 1.00

00:33:56.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:57.280 Like, even, like, I'll be at, I'll go to the mall where I live.

00:34:00.580 And somebody will be like, oh, my God, I love your videos.

00:34:02.180 Like, the first thing I do is thank you.

00:34:03.920 What's your name?

00:34:04.640 Yeah.

00:34:04.980 And they're like, John.

00:34:06.460 I'm like, what's up, John?

00:34:07.240 I'm Tony.

00:34:07.760 Yeah.

00:34:07.960 Bro, I know who you are.

00:34:09.100 Like, this doesn't matter because I ask your name and then I tell you mine.

00:34:13.220 Yeah.

00:34:13.560 But, like, people, like, you know what really makes me mad when I go to these influencer parties?

00:34:17.460 Yeah.

00:34:17.660 Like, people, like, it'd be people who I know are looking at me and I know that they know

00:34:23.140 who I am.

00:34:23.840 Yeah.

00:34:24.540 And they're, like, like, they, they damn near, like, avoid me.

00:34:28.880 Yeah.

00:34:29.100 You know what I'm saying?

00:34:29.720 And then, like, I don't know, we'll bump into each other and be like, oh, bro, like,

00:34:32.760 do you make videos?

00:34:33.460 It's like, bro, it's like, bro, you've been looking at me the whole night.

00:34:35.960 And I know this because, like, I'm seeing you doing it.

00:34:38.280 I can feel it burning into my chest.

00:34:40.760 Like.

00:34:40.900 That's happened to me many times.

00:34:41.800 And it's someone who's, like, a mutual of mine, too, and they, like, want me to say 0.99

00:34:46.340 hi first because they were famous first and I'm like, I don't give a fuck that much. 0.98

00:34:51.000 I'm too old, bro. 0.96

00:34:51.700 That's what I'm saying.

00:34:52.140 That is the weird, like, because, like, when I go to a function, I'm still, I'm not, like,

00:34:56.120 big time over here.

00:34:56.920 I'm still trying to get the team, the agent, the managers.

00:34:59.680 I'm still trying to get where I need to go.

00:35:01.440 I'm demonetized on some platforms.

00:35:03.540 Nobody to talk to, right?

00:35:04.800 So I go there and I'm like, hey, do you have, like, agent?

00:35:07.120 Like, please.

00:35:07.680 Like, you know?

00:35:08.160 And so I'm not, like, I'm not there yet to, like, really, like, I don't go out to

00:35:11.700 have fun, honestly.

00:35:12.780 Yeah, I feel you.

00:35:13.200 Because, like, I don't really drink.

00:35:14.540 Like, I'm a smoker.

00:35:15.380 You know what I'm saying?

00:35:15.720 And when I smoke, I like to chill, you know?

00:35:18.740 So, and the music, oh, my God, the music at influencer parties is the...

00:35:22.360 It's bad every time.

00:35:23.420 It's crazy.

00:35:23.900 It's bad every time. 1.00

00:35:24.400 Like, you'd think that they'd play, like, shit that they dance to, but they don't. 0.99

00:35:29.300 Because, like, my first influencer party, I was like, all right, it's going to be cool 0.99

00:35:32.660 music at the very least.

00:35:33.680 And it was just transformer sex sounds. 1.00

00:35:36.520 It was the fucking worst fucking you ever heard. 1.00

00:35:41.700 Have you seen those videos where they're, like, European dance club music? 1.00

00:35:50.700 Yeah, like that shit? 1.00

00:35:51.560 They're, like... 1.00

00:35:52.020 Yeah, that was all it was.

00:35:52.980 You know what I'm saying?

00:35:53.100 For, like, an hour and a half.

00:35:54.620 Oh, I know.

00:35:55.160 I've been to all of them.

00:35:56.000 And, like, and the thing is, is, like, because I don't really drink, I, like, I can't use alcohol

00:36:01.300 to, like, have fun.

00:36:02.180 Yeah, I can't. 1.00

00:36:02.540 Because, like, people will drink and they'll be like, fuck it, I'm drunk. 0.99

00:36:04.580 Yeah, they'll start having fun. 0.99

00:36:05.880 Yeah, it's like me, I'm like, bro.

00:36:07.540 Can't even do that.

00:36:08.240 Because when I smoke, I'm even more critical.

00:36:11.560 Because, like, when I smoke...

00:36:12.620 You're too aware.

00:36:13.160 Yeah, because when I smoke, like, that's when I also think of jokes and, like, I'll watch

00:36:16.640 something.

00:36:16.980 I'm like, oh, that could be a joke.

00:36:18.320 So, it's like, I've almost trained my high mind to, like, have that critical door open

00:36:22.520 more.

00:36:23.200 So, then when I'm lit, like, bro, I was at... 0.99

00:36:24.880 You're so fucking annoying. 0.98

00:36:26.080 I know. 1.00

00:36:26.600 You're like, weed makes me funny.

00:36:27.920 It makes me introspective.

00:36:28.960 It makes me smart.

00:36:30.000 Love that for me.

00:36:31.060 I'm a genius, actually.

00:36:32.700 Tony Stark was named after me.

00:36:34.080 I actually discovered how smart I was.

00:36:38.120 I feel that, though.

00:36:38.720 But, like, somebody did the worm.

00:36:40.940 I swear to God.

00:36:42.200 And, like, you can call me annoying, you can call me...

00:36:44.140 I don't know. 0.99

00:36:44.580 But I was like, there's no way this grown man just did the worm in this fucking circle. 0.99

00:36:50.260 Like, I was like, oh, yeah, bro. 1.00

00:36:51.180 I gotta go.

00:36:51.580 My sister went to an influencer thing once, an event, with one of our friends.

00:36:56.700 And there was...

00:36:57.720 It's winter, mind you. 0.99

00:36:59.340 So, it's fucking cold outside. 0.99

00:37:00.240 In LA? 0.99

00:37:00.900 Yeah.

00:37:01.360 How cold is it?

00:37:01.880 Yeah, it was...

00:37:02.200 How cold is it?

00:37:02.700 It gets kind of cold.

00:37:03.760 It's more so, like, after the holidays, it gets, like, really cold.

00:37:06.480 And then it stays cold for way too long, because of global warming.

00:37:09.160 Anyways.

00:37:09.560 Right. 0.99

00:37:10.480 It's fucking cold outside. 0.98

00:37:11.680 Everybody has jackets on. 0.99

00:37:12.620 There's heat lamps everywhere.

00:37:14.280 There's a pool, but it's just for decoration.

00:37:16.700 Right.

00:37:17.060 Obviously.

00:37:17.500 It's just for vibes.

00:37:19.080 Right.

00:37:20.060 One guy got in there.

00:37:21.480 Like, he had a bathing suit on and everything.

00:37:23.220 Like, took his top off.

00:37:24.700 He was, like, swimming and having someone record him.

00:37:27.140 No decor.

00:37:27.420 And it was, like...

00:37:28.100 And it was, like, it's freezing outside.

00:37:30.320 Yeah. 0.93

00:37:30.640 Like, it's so fucking cold outside. 1.00

00:37:32.120 Like, put your fucking clothes on. 1.00

00:37:33.420 Did you know what he thought in his head? 1.00

00:37:35.160 Bro, they...

00:37:35.820 They're gonna think about that when they leave this.

00:37:38.300 They're never gonna forget me.

00:37:39.300 And you know what?

00:37:39.760 You're right.

00:37:40.100 I mean...

00:37:40.400 I haven't.

00:37:41.060 They're right.

00:37:41.620 I guess they're right, but not in a good way.

00:37:44.780 I've had that same thing happen, though, with, um...

00:37:48.360 It's like seeing someone that knows you, but they don't want to say anything to you

00:37:52.100 kind of thing.

00:37:53.000 I'm like...

00:37:54.120 It's never that serious to me.

00:37:56.400 Bro, we...

00:37:56.880 Bro, we make...

00:37:57.400 I'm under no impression of what it is I do for a living. 1.00

00:38:00.060 I am a fucking dickhead for a living. 0.99

00:38:01.620 We make TikToks. 1.00

00:38:02.460 That's what I'm saying.

00:38:03.220 It's never that serious.

00:38:04.340 We make...

00:38:04.580 We make evolved musicalies.

00:38:06.520 Like, oh, like, relax. 0.86

00:38:08.920 Like, I'm a clown on the internet. 0.90

00:38:10.240 It's fine. 0.93

00:38:10.360 That's what I'm saying.

00:38:11.180 It's never that serious.

00:38:11.880 You know what I'm saying?

00:38:12.600 Like, that's what we do. 0.99

00:38:13.580 We're all silly. 0.98

00:38:14.800 It's unbelievable that we're here. 0.99

00:38:16.300 We should all kiki about that.

00:38:17.700 And that's what, like...

00:38:18.400 That's why, like, I met celebrities, like...

00:38:20.480 Celebrities and rappers who are, like, people. 0.99

00:38:23.080 There was one who was a dickhead. 0.99

00:38:25.400 I'm not gonna lie. 0.99

00:38:26.240 There was one who I was like, 1.00

00:38:27.520 all right, fuck this guy. 1.00

00:38:28.620 But all the other ones I've met, 1.00

00:38:30.400 like, it's like, oh, like,

00:38:31.100 these are, like, cool, genuine, like, people

00:38:33.340 who, like, got big off of their craft.

00:38:36.020 And so, like, back to what you said about, like,

00:38:37.540 there's a difference between getting famous

00:38:39.240 for being pretty and getting famous

00:38:40.520 for, like, being funny.

00:38:41.580 But, like, also, like, having a craft.

00:38:43.520 You know what I'm saying?

00:38:43.940 Yeah, just something.

00:38:44.660 I feel like hot people getting famous is fine.

00:38:46.840 Yeah.

00:38:47.120 I just think...

00:38:47.740 That's in your bag of tricks.

00:38:48.500 Use it.

00:38:49.020 You know what I'm saying?

00:38:49.500 Like, that's not how I got famous, personally.

00:38:52.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:38:52.820 So maybe I just can't relate.

00:38:54.360 That's totally fine.

00:38:55.340 Yeah.

00:38:56.140 I just think...

00:38:57.060 I think, too, there's, like,

00:38:58.060 something to be said about how, like,

00:38:59.960 I just think there's, like, an energy

00:39:01.520 where when someone feels that they are

00:39:04.840 so prominent in social media

00:39:06.780 that everybody should know them.

00:39:08.300 And I don't ever want to act that way

00:39:10.000 or feel that way.

00:39:11.040 Yeah.

00:39:11.460 Because that makes me feel icky.

00:39:12.860 And I feel like the only creators...

00:39:15.580 And there haven't been many,

00:39:16.360 but there have been several

00:39:17.500 that were really rude to me off the top.

00:39:20.200 It was literally because I didn't know

00:39:21.400 who they were.

00:39:22.600 And that annoyed them. 0.98

00:39:23.720 And I just find that to be fucking lame. 0.98

00:39:25.440 Like, that's so corny. 1.00

00:39:26.420 Like you said, it's fucking stupid. 1.00

00:39:27.440 And it's, like, if you know, like, 1.00

00:39:29.020 I don't know you, right?

00:39:30.060 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:30.220 But I could tell you don't, like, fucking... 0.99

00:39:32.540 Oh, who's this? 0.99

00:39:33.500 Yeah.

00:39:33.780 And then dive into their discography 1.00

00:39:35.480 of shitty fucking renegade videos. 1.00

00:39:38.200 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:39:39.400 Like, it's like...

00:39:40.280 Like, I just have a feeling you go,

00:39:42.440 okay, time to make a video.

00:39:43.920 Done.

00:39:44.340 Post.

00:39:45.100 Yeah, well, I...

00:39:45.820 Peeley, I love you.

00:39:46.440 I still film in the app.

00:39:49.100 Like, many people don't.

00:39:50.100 Yeah.

00:39:50.500 Me too.

00:39:51.620 Okay, period.

00:39:52.420 Love that.

00:39:52.980 Yeah.

00:39:53.260 Every creator I've ever met,

00:39:54.600 they're like, you film in the app?

00:39:55.740 Every single one.

00:39:56.640 Every single one.

00:39:57.900 I have never filmed outside.

00:39:59.780 The only time I have was for brand deals,

00:40:01.400 and that's because I had to, like... 0.99

00:40:02.660 Add, like, a fucking... 0.99

00:40:03.560 I know what you're saying. 1.00

00:40:03.980 Yeah, to add shit to it. 0.99

00:40:05.060 So, that's the only time. 0.99

00:40:07.960 Hey.

00:40:08.620 You know what I'm saying?

00:40:09.060 If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

00:40:10.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:10.480 Bro, like...

00:40:10.800 Clearly, it works.

00:40:11.620 You and I did it.

00:40:12.320 I've used CapCut, like, four times.

00:40:14.020 My whole video career.

00:40:16.040 I actually don't even have CapCut.

00:40:17.260 I have a different one called Video Shop

00:40:19.280 that my hair and makeup artist told me about.

00:40:21.240 Where?

00:40:21.680 Because it's free, so it's, like...

00:40:23.300 Where?

00:40:23.780 I pay for the extra, extra one,

00:40:25.600 but, like, I literally only stitch together, like,

00:40:27.600 brand deals in there because it's easy.

00:40:28.900 Yeah, and that's, like...

00:40:30.720 I feel like it's just easy to...

00:40:32.340 Well, at least now.

00:40:33.280 I will say now TikTok has, like, up there...

00:40:35.560 They have.

00:40:35.900 They're editing.

00:40:36.400 Hell yeah.

00:40:36.600 Because before, like, I watched...

00:40:38.000 It's very hard, yeah.

00:40:38.780 I watched videos that I made, like, two years ago,

00:40:41.180 and I'm like, ooh.

00:40:41.920 Me too.

00:40:42.840 There's a reason you didn't blow up two years ago, 1.00

00:40:44.140 but I'm like, shit. 0.99

00:40:45.140 I'm like, well, that one didn't hit. 0.99

00:40:46.600 For good reason, probably.

00:40:47.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:48.940 One more story about meeting someone rude.

00:40:51.520 Someone came up to me right before that story you just told.

00:40:54.520 At Coachella?

00:40:55.300 Yeah, at Coachella.

00:40:56.580 Someone came up to me, very, very famous person.

00:40:59.820 Like, they started as an influencer,

00:41:01.640 but now I think they're, like, a big, big person kind of thing.

00:41:04.580 I knew who this person was.

00:41:06.140 I had never met them.

00:41:07.400 But they introduced themselves to everyone in the group.

00:41:10.760 They didn't...

00:41:11.200 Transparently, they didn't come up to me.

00:41:12.460 They came up to Brittany, which makes sense,

00:41:14.160 because they know each other,

00:41:15.040 so they were, like, talking for a little...

00:41:16.920 And then Brittany was like, oh, have you met Drew?

00:41:18.360 Like, you know Drew.

00:41:19.600 Because she always just assumes everybody knows me,

00:41:21.500 because we're besties, her and I.

00:41:23.000 Now, let me ask this.

00:41:23.920 How long were they talking?

00:41:25.540 They were talking for maybe, like, a minute.

00:41:28.460 Okay.

00:41:28.900 See, like, for me, if I'm talking to somebody I do know,

00:41:31.480 I always, like...

00:41:33.080 For me, I talk to mostly guys.

00:41:35.280 So it's like, if they have, like, a girl with them 0.91

00:41:36.840 or, like, somebody, I'm like, oh, hi, how are you?

00:41:38.580 Nice to meet you.

00:41:39.240 Yeah.

00:41:39.420 You know what I'm saying?

00:41:39.860 So I make sure to...

00:41:41.340 Like, really, my girl taught me that.

00:41:42.540 Yeah.

00:41:42.660 Because I used to be the guy that's like, oh, guy.

00:41:44.660 Let me talk to him.

00:41:45.560 Boom.

00:41:46.160 And my girl was like...

00:41:46.960 What sign is your girlfriend? 0.80

00:41:49.120 January.

00:41:49.620 I'm not...

00:41:49.940 I'm bad at signs.

00:41:50.800 Capricorn?

00:41:51.240 Aquarius.

00:41:51.680 Oh, Aquarius.

00:41:52.320 Okay, I love it.

00:41:52.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:53.300 I was going to ask, because I taught my boyfriend that.

00:41:55.080 Yeah.

00:41:55.440 Because I didn't know. 0.98

00:41:56.220 Because he used to fucking annoy me. 0.98

00:41:57.480 Yeah. 0.98

00:41:57.580 Like, he would talk to someone for 30 minutes

00:41:59.800 and not introduce me. 0.99

00:42:00.660 I'd just be standing there like a dickhead. 0.99

00:42:02.040 Yeah. 0.99

00:42:02.280 Oh, what am I?

00:42:02.780 Third wheel?

00:42:03.480 Why don't you guys go kiss each other?

00:42:05.380 Because you love each other so much.

00:42:06.640 She told me about that, but she also told me

00:42:08.320 to say hi to, like, other men's, like, partners.

00:42:11.260 Yeah.

00:42:11.420 You know what I'm saying?

00:42:11.860 And see, like, and it wasn't like I was, like, 0.95

00:42:13.920 a dickhead about it. 0.84

00:42:14.500 I just literally... 0.99

00:42:15.020 No, it's just you don't realize.

00:42:16.140 Yeah, you know?

00:42:16.520 That's how my boyfriend is, too.

00:42:17.600 He was like, I didn't even...

00:42:18.420 Very, very one-track, like, hi, how are you?

00:42:20.740 Good.

00:42:21.160 Man, how are you?

00:42:22.440 You know what I'm saying?

00:42:22.840 And it's because he's not the outgoing one,

00:42:24.660 so he feels he has to focus really hard

00:42:26.500 when he's talking to someone

00:42:27.340 because he wants to, like, be an active listener

00:42:29.620 and, like, respond and stuff.

00:42:31.600 So I taught him that, too, period.

00:42:33.120 Love your girlfriend.

00:42:33.780 Yeah, for sure.

00:42:35.060 So it's like, like...

00:42:36.180 Yeah, that's how I talk to boops. 1.00

00:42:37.980 You know what I'm saying?

00:42:38.320 I feel you.

00:42:38.940 Like, yeah, so that person was only talking to Brynny,

00:42:41.040 and then Brynny introduced them to all of us,

00:42:43.140 and we were all like, oh...

00:42:44.920 Like, she's like, you know Drew, right?

00:42:46.060 You know Drew.

00:42:47.140 And then this person goes,

00:42:48.520 I mean, if we have met and I don't remember you,

00:42:50.960 I'm so sorry.

00:42:52.080 We haven't met. 0.98

00:42:53.800 Like, no the fuck we haven't met. 0.99

00:42:56.360 Goodbye. 0.99

00:42:57.000 That's why when they said that to me,

00:42:58.460 I was like, we haven't met, so it's all right.

00:43:01.060 And then it felt awkward and weird,

00:43:02.820 and I was like...

00:43:04.040 And we were just staring at each other,

00:43:05.440 and I was like, it's nice to meet you, though.

00:43:06.540 See, like, now I will say this.

00:43:07.940 I have ran into people that I did meet

00:43:10.420 that I didn't remember 0.98

00:43:11.200 because we're at this fucking dark 0.99

00:43:13.440 fucking influencer thing. 1.00

00:43:15.500 No light. 1.00

00:43:16.500 Like, yeah, so I was like, oh, yeah, we met.

00:43:18.480 I'm very like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

00:43:19.960 Like, you know what I'm saying?

00:43:20.380 I can see you now.

00:43:21.180 Like, and I try to, like, make a mental note,

00:43:23.280 but, like, I would never go, like...

00:43:24.560 Well, they introduced themselves to everyone but me.

00:43:27.540 That's the part that I was like...

00:43:28.880 Yeah.

00:43:29.580 Yeah, I hate them.

00:43:29.840 Because they were like, you know Drew, right?

00:43:31.080 Like, I'm sure you've seen her online.

00:43:33.320 Yeah.

00:43:33.420 Like, that's how she said it.

00:43:34.460 It wasn't like, you guys have met.

00:43:35.860 Yeah.

00:43:36.100 And then that person was like,

00:43:38.460 well, if we have met, so sorry.

00:43:40.500 I don't remember anybody.

00:43:41.580 I'm like, we have...

00:43:42.600 I don't know how you see...

00:43:43.400 Why'd you only say that to me?

00:43:44.860 Like...

00:43:45.360 I don't know how you see Brittany Broski 0.80

00:43:46.640 on your For You page and not you. 0.99

00:43:48.920 Because I got like fucking... 0.97

00:43:50.480 How many videos y'all have done together? 0.98

00:43:51.880 Yeah, literally.

00:43:52.500 Oh, yeah.

00:43:53.020 I was like, well, it's all right.

00:43:55.460 I said, hey, don't worry.

00:43:56.380 We haven't met.

00:43:56.920 So, you're good.

00:43:57.720 Yeah.

00:43:58.240 And they didn't find that very funny.

00:44:00.360 I hate when I make a joke, like, to cut the tension

00:44:02.740 and it doesn't make it better.

00:44:04.080 Yeah.

00:44:04.280 Oh, like, it doesn't land to them.

00:44:05.420 It makes it worse, yeah, like, to them.

00:44:07.460 Well, you witnessed one.

00:44:08.560 Yeah.

00:44:09.280 Both.

00:44:10.160 Live.

00:44:10.600 See, that's what I'm saying.

00:44:11.500 Like, that's why...

00:44:13.140 If people don't have that, like, part of their brain

00:44:15.440 that gets like the, oh, there's tension.

00:44:17.440 Let me clear it up with a joke.

00:44:18.660 Yeah.

00:44:18.840 And they don't, like, follow that.

00:44:20.240 I'm like, I don't need to hang around you.

00:44:22.160 Person.

00:44:22.780 I don't need to be around you.

00:44:24.020 Kind of a drag.

00:44:24.480 Because, like, most...

00:44:25.200 Exactly.

00:44:25.840 Is this thing on?

00:44:26.380 Most of my, like...

00:44:29.380 I'm a very, like, banter type of person.

00:44:31.940 Same.

00:44:32.320 I feel that.

00:44:32.980 Yeah, I feel like we're riffing off each other.

00:44:34.740 Yeah.

00:44:35.160 You know what I'm saying?

00:44:35.500 Imagine if, like, you don't know how to riff.

00:44:37.240 I don't know how to talk to you.

00:44:38.740 You...

00:44:39.100 We can't communicate.

00:44:40.260 Like, you know what I'm saying?

00:44:40.760 How are we supposed to even have a conversation?

00:44:42.720 You got it. 0.64

00:44:43.220 You're going crazy with the, uh... 1.00

00:44:45.500 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:44:47.420 Girl. 1.00

00:44:48.980 What's up? 1.00

00:44:49.920 The fucking spider webs are tearing me down. 1.00

00:44:52.740 Oh, wait. 1.00

00:44:53.060 Let me get into some of these videos.

00:44:56.380 So, our topic is we're talking about finding success in short-form comedy.

00:45:06.480 Mm-hmm.

00:45:06.980 Because we are experts at short-form comedy.

00:45:11.740 We love a good joke.

00:45:12.680 But Tony wants to be a writer.

00:45:14.160 I do.

00:45:14.600 You would love to be a comedy writer?

00:45:15.780 Do you want to write, like, shows?

00:45:16.940 Do you want to write movies?

00:45:18.200 So, I mean...

00:45:19.380 Or do stand-up?

00:45:20.300 I think I need to live a little more to do some stand-up.

00:45:23.360 I feel like people don't realize, like, stand-up...

00:45:26.320 There's really two types.

00:45:27.800 It's, like, the personal and it's the crowd work.

00:45:30.420 Mm-hmm.

00:45:30.860 I respect both.

00:45:31.980 I think that crowd work is a little easier.

00:45:34.860 Yeah.

00:45:35.200 And I don't want to be a crowd work comedian.

00:45:37.260 Not a strictly crowd work comedian.

00:45:38.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:39.080 Because there are.

00:45:39.760 And it's just like...

00:45:40.740 Yeah.

00:45:40.960 Okay, well, tell us about, like, what you think.

00:45:42.900 You know?

00:45:43.220 Yeah.

00:45:43.460 And I think that's a big part of stand-up.

00:45:45.080 Yeah.

00:45:45.280 And so, like, for me, I think that I could have, like, a really good, like, 20-minute set.

00:45:49.880 You know?

00:45:50.160 Maybe even 30.

00:45:51.320 But, like, I don't think that I could, like, really do, like, a really good special and

00:45:56.020 do, like, three more.

00:45:57.400 I just feel like you just gotta live and really, like...

00:46:00.120 Like, I'm in this point...

00:46:00.900 Like, I'm 23.

00:46:01.760 Yeah.

00:46:02.380 And so, like, I'm...

00:46:03.240 You're so young.

00:46:03.960 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:46:04.600 Oh, my gosh.

00:46:05.040 And so are you.

00:46:05.580 What are you talking about?

00:46:06.180 Period.

00:46:06.660 You know?

00:46:07.200 I'm old grandma on TikTok years, but yeah.

00:46:09.540 But, like, I'm 23 and I'm, like...

00:46:11.940 Like, I'm understanding now.

00:46:13.680 Like, the old brain is getting that frontal lobe.

00:46:15.920 You know what I'm saying?

00:46:16.900 It's all about smoking.

00:46:17.760 Yeah.

00:46:18.100 And so I'm, like...

00:46:18.860 You unlocked it.

00:46:20.060 So I'm, like, okay. 0.99

00:46:21.420 Like, I now know that I don't know shit. 0.99

00:46:24.080 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:46:24.560 I feel you.

00:46:24.680 Like, that's where I'm at right now.

00:46:26.360 Yeah.

00:46:26.500 So I feel like...

00:46:27.260 I just want to get better at my craft and experience more and then really kind of, like,

00:46:30.860 accumulate those into something I can make that's funny.

00:46:33.480 So writing is weird.

00:46:34.220 That's your, like...

00:46:35.400 I think that's what your early 20s are for.

00:46:37.680 Yeah, for sure.

00:46:38.300 Yeah, so experience.

00:46:38.940 For sure.

00:46:39.340 But I think...

00:46:40.140 I disagree with you.

00:46:41.940 In the sense that I...

00:46:43.220 You don't think you have enough?

00:46:44.760 Yeah.

00:46:45.140 I think you do.

00:46:45.700 You have so many, like...

00:46:47.560 You have so many original jokes that is essentially stand-up.

00:46:50.700 And honestly, who taught me that is my friend Caleb Heron, who is a stand-up comedian for

00:46:54.440 a living.

00:46:55.060 And he was saying, like, that's the beauty of short-form comedy like mine or like yours.

00:47:01.000 It's, like, comedy is really just, like, your take on the world.

00:47:03.880 Yeah.

00:47:04.020 And, like, through a humor as well.

00:47:05.680 Observationalist.

00:47:06.040 Yeah, it's very observational.

00:47:07.440 So, like, when you have original thought and people respond really well to it, that is

00:47:11.260 essentially stand-up.

00:47:12.420 That's what you're doing.

00:47:13.640 So I think you...

00:47:14.720 More than enough.

00:47:15.500 Yeah.

00:47:15.760 And if you think about it and you start touring, you'll get more experience.

00:47:18.900 You'll get more jokes.

00:47:19.780 You'll get more...

00:47:20.660 You know what I'm saying?

00:47:21.240 But I also feel like with stand-up, right?

00:47:24.140 There's...

00:47:24.500 Stand-up comics are very traditional.

00:47:26.860 Yeah. 0.99

00:47:27.200 You have to fucking earn your stripes in there. 0.99

00:47:29.580 Yeah. 0.99

00:47:29.760 Which is great.

00:47:30.340 Like, I also like that.

00:47:31.340 But it's, like, I'm scared I will miss a step because I have followers.

00:47:37.940 And, like, not in, like, I'll never be respected, but just, like, I'm scared I almost won't bomb

00:47:44.200 like a person who doesn't have a following will bomb.

00:47:47.520 I see what you're saying.

00:47:48.420 Like, you know what I'm saying?

00:47:49.300 Like, kind of, like, get your reps in kind of thing.

00:47:52.600 You'll never know truly if a joke doesn't hit because if your fans...

00:47:56.520 Oh, I'll follow you.

00:47:56.780 I'll just laugh.

00:47:57.260 If your fans are there, they'll laugh.

00:47:58.460 I see.

00:47:59.040 That's real.

00:47:59.680 I think that's honest.

00:48:00.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48:00.840 It's a good thing.

00:48:01.540 So, like, I'm in this...

00:48:02.540 I'm just in this weird...

00:48:03.520 And you're your own worst critic always.

00:48:05.520 Yeah.

00:48:05.800 So, it's like, you know, you're like, oh, I think you could.

00:48:07.420 It's like, well, I guess I hate myself.

00:48:09.640 I don't know.

00:48:10.780 What do you want me to say?

00:48:11.720 You know?

00:48:12.460 But, um...

00:48:13.020 So, I think I definitely want to write.

00:48:16.980 But with the writer's strike going on and stuff like that, that's just...

00:48:19.980 The shop is closed out here.

00:48:22.120 But I would love to write for, like, Family Guy or, like, a Rick and Morty or something

00:48:26.320 like that.

00:48:27.120 Just for, like, an episode or two.

00:48:28.420 I think that'd be cool.

00:48:29.340 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:29.640 But I want my own, like, Family Guy.

00:48:31.420 Yeah.

00:48:31.920 At first...

00:48:32.440 Like, it's almost like adult cartoon.

00:48:35.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48:35.680 That's pretty cool.

00:48:36.060 At first, I wanted, like, my own, like, Key and Peele.

00:48:38.040 Wow.

00:48:38.300 But I realized, like, a lot of my jokes, like...

00:48:41.180 I mean, I just did this joke about, like, the Harry Potter paintings.

00:48:44.260 I don't know if you saw it.

00:48:45.180 I saw it.

00:48:45.700 Yeah, but, like, I read Harry Potter, so, like, I know a little bit more about, like, what

00:48:51.440 the paintings did when Voldemort, like, attacked, like, the school.

00:48:55.780 And so, I was watching Harry Potter with my girl, and, like, it was lit.

00:48:59.420 Yeah.

00:48:59.620 You know?

00:48:59.840 So, I was like, joke mind.

00:49:01.400 And, like, the paintings did something.

00:49:05.020 And I was like, oh, that's not how it happened in the book.

00:49:06.740 I didn't say that because I'm not a loser.

00:49:08.260 I didn't say it out loud.

00:49:10.500 Yeah, I thought it.

00:49:11.960 I was like, oh, you need to read the books.

00:49:14.060 But I was, but, like, immediately, like, my brain was like, well, what did they do when

00:49:18.480 he was attacking?

00:49:19.380 Yeah.

00:49:19.580 And so, I was like, you know, like, I think a lot of my jokes are kind of like the family

00:49:23.780 guy cutaway.

00:49:24.840 I feel you.

00:49:25.420 You know?

00:49:25.740 And I feel like those are just more possible with animation.

00:49:29.400 I feel you.

00:49:29.900 You know?

00:49:30.260 Yeah.

00:49:31.460 As opposed to, like, sketch comedy, which is a little different.

00:49:33.780 Yeah.

00:49:34.040 Plus, like, my homeboy can be a voice actor there.

00:49:37.380 And now I'm keeping money, like, in my circle.

00:49:39.700 I feel you.

00:49:39.900 You know?

00:49:40.180 And that's kind of, like, that's my biggest goal is, like, I'm good and, like, the people

00:49:45.540 in my life are good.

00:49:46.120 When you eat, the whole team eats.

00:49:47.720 Yeah.

00:49:47.820 Because it's, like, have you had, like, the thought, like, you have money now?

00:49:52.640 Yeah.

00:49:52.820 And it's, like, you see, like, your closest people, like, on the come up of doing their 0.99

00:49:56.080 thing and it's almost like, damn. 0.99

00:49:58.380 Like, I see, I can see, like, struggle in life kind of going through you and I'm this fucking 0.99

00:50:03.400 ha-ha, he-he, $10,000. 0.98

00:50:05.400 Yeah.

00:50:05.640 You know, it's, like, a weird, like-

00:50:07.360 It's very different.

00:50:08.360 I think, especially when you come from nothing, like, when you- I was, like, so aggressively

00:50:12.460 normal before this happened to me.

00:50:14.500 So, like, seeing it now and, like, being in a position now where I can, like, retire my

00:50:18.640 parents and, like, you know, do really wonderful things, like, for the people I love most and,

00:50:23.460 like, kind of, you know, employ them in a way that they can work with me and for me and

00:50:28.180 they can stay home or work if they want to or they don't have to work at all.

00:50:30.780 Like, I- it's truly, like, the best part, like, one of the best parts of having a platform.

00:50:36.780 But it does give you a lot of perspective, too, because you're, like- especially when

00:50:40.120 you have parents who worked really hard.

00:50:41.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:41.980 You're, like, well, damn. 1.00

00:50:43.780 Like, that's fucking crazy that, like, now I can be in a position to take care of you, 1.00

00:50:47.500 like, in some way. 0.99

00:50:48.640 Yeah. 0.55

00:50:48.820 It's a lot sooner than I thought I would be able to, so that's fucking awesome. 0.68

00:50:51.500 Yeah.

00:50:51.680 Like, I've had, like, friends, like, like, they- one of my homies got, like, a ticket.

00:50:55.160 It was, like, $125.

00:50:56.300 And I was, like, and I was, like, bro, like, that's- like, like, it's crazy that we're so

00:51:02.380 close and- because they're trying to be content creators, too, and they're gonna make it and

00:51:05.640 I love them so much.

00:51:06.620 But it's, like, you get to this point where you make money and you really see the world

00:51:11.220 and, like, how much it weighs on them.

00:51:12.940 Yeah.

00:51:13.340 Like, it's, like, when it doesn't weigh on you anymore.

00:51:15.320 Yeah.

00:51:16.020 Like, it's, like, a- it's, like, a foreign feeling.

00:51:19.300 Like, because, like, you know, my mom- I was raised by a single mom.

00:51:21.560 Yeah.

00:51:21.800 So, it's, like- and we were homeless.

00:51:23.300 Yeah.

00:51:23.460 So, it was, like, I definitely felt, like, all of the feelings of, like, no money and then

00:51:27.100 now having it, I'm, like, yo, as- like, especially as Americans.

00:51:30.780 Yeah.

00:51:31.320 A lot of our conversations, a lot of our jokes, a lot of our banter, a lot of our dinner talk

00:51:36.660 is, like, money is bills and what are you doing in our work and, you know, that's what

00:51:40.500 I'm doing.

00:51:40.960 Yeah. 0.98

00:51:41.080 So, it's, like, it's, like, damn, like, people really are, like, struggling out here. 0.99

00:51:44.460 And it's almost- it just sucks, bro. 0.99

00:51:46.040 I feel like even, too, with that, it, like, gives you somewhat of a- well, that's the 0.97

00:51:50.000 part that confuses me about, like, awful billionaires, like, people like Elon Musk.

00:51:54.100 Like, I don't understand how you have that much money and you see all the suffering in

00:51:58.060 the world and you don't do anything about it.

00:51:59.520 Like, you don't do anything to help anyone but yourself.

00:52:02.100 I can't relate to that literally at all.

00:52:03.760 Like, as soon as I got a little bit of money, I was, like, let's go, guys.

00:52:07.420 Let's do something.

00:52:08.260 You don't gotta worry about dinner.

00:52:09.120 Yeah, I was, like, who needs something?

00:52:10.400 Who needs something?

00:52:10.880 The wing stop on me.

00:52:12.180 You know?

00:52:12.800 Yeah, literally.

00:52:13.680 And, like, but I'm getting that now.

00:52:14.920 Like, I'll buy stuff for myself and then, like, I'll pass somebody who's, like, homeless. 0.99

00:52:20.440 And I'm, like, damn. 0.99

00:52:21.220 Like, it's so, like, capitalism. 0.99

00:52:23.940 We could talk about that all day.

00:52:25.280 But, like, yeah, bro.

00:52:25.960 Awful, awful, awful.

00:52:26.780 But I think the beautiful part about that is that you're someone who's still very aware 0.96

00:52:33.220 of stuff like that and it hasn't, like, made you tune it out or, like, be ignorant to

00:52:38.800 it at all.

00:52:39.260 Because I feel, like, what you said, like, almost aggressively more aware of everything

00:52:44.880 terrible that happens and every, like, things, people that struggle or things that happen. 0.98

00:52:49.640 And that's why sometimes when men are, like, you didn't give a, you just do this fucking 1.00

00:52:53.080 bullshit ass, like, make fun of men and you don't even give a fuck about the world. 1.00

00:52:56.080 Bitch, you have no idea how much money I've donated. 1.00

00:52:57.880 Exactly. 1.00

00:52:58.400 You have no idea how much money I've donated.

00:53:00.360 And you're not gonna tell nobody because that's weird.

00:53:02.360 That's why I said, you know why?

00:53:03.360 Because I don't talk about it.

00:53:04.660 Yeah. 0.98

00:53:04.880 Because that defeats the fucking purpose of giving back. 0.98

00:53:08.780 You know what I'm gonna say? 0.99

00:53:09.440 I'm gonna say.

00:53:09.700 Talking about it too much.

00:53:10.580 Do you know when Oprah and The Rock donated, it was with Drew's money.

00:53:16.000 My money. 0.99

00:53:17.440 Yeah, fucking right, dog. 0.99

00:53:18.980 We're donating it to one special person. 0.99

00:53:21.320 Uh, hold up.

00:53:23.580 Hold up, y'all.

00:53:24.300 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:53:25.540 I was like, girl, what the fuck? 0.99

00:53:27.840 We're calling everyone to action to donate. 1.00

00:53:34.880 Ooh, I get to watch that secret video that you never play on your shit. 0.99

00:53:40.720 I always feel so left out. 1.00

00:53:41.960 I won't.

00:53:42.400 I'll read it to you, but I'll send you the video after.

00:53:44.340 Okay, bet.

00:53:44.820 Okay, bet.

00:53:45.300 Okay, so this first video that we're gonna talk about in this video, guy, is duetting

00:53:49.660 a video of a woman's TikTok where she's doing a comedy bit about forks.

00:53:54.480 Okay.

00:53:54.880 And he has the filter that gives you points when you smile and the caption says,

00:53:58.800 watching women trying to be funny until I get over 20. 1.00

00:54:01.440 Corny.

00:54:02.160 Doesn't smile at all watching the woman's video.

00:54:04.060 Well, obviously it stays at zero, and then the whole point is that no woman can make 1.00

00:54:08.060 him laugh.

00:54:08.560 Corny.

00:54:08.940 Because I bet if he tried to make a skit, nobody would laugh either.

00:54:11.300 Well, his joke would probably be racist, and then the wrong people would laugh.

00:54:14.780 Yeah.

00:54:15.200 That's why I'm like, any sort of, like, humor that's, uh, for men like that who say, like, 0.99

00:54:21.280 this bitch isn't even fucking funny, their jokes are like, it's like a fat joke. 1.00

00:54:26.040 That and they- 1.00

00:54:27.000 Or a racist joke.

00:54:28.000 I'm a connoisseur of comedy.

00:54:29.520 I love comedy.

00:54:30.140 Yeah.

00:54:30.340 So, like, I go, and, like, I'll go to stand-up shows.

00:54:32.960 Like I said, I went to Lafayette two days ago, mixed people, like, performing, men and

00:54:38.240 women. 0.81

00:54:39.100 Her name was Whitney Cummings.

00:54:40.800 Oh, yeah.

00:54:41.620 I know Whitney Cummings. 1.00

00:54:42.120 She tore the fucking roof off the place. 1.00

00:54:44.160 She was so unbelievably funny, my fucking jaw hurt by the end. 1.00

00:54:49.020 I'm talking about from the time she got on to the time she left. 0.98

00:54:52.000 It wasn't- 0.99

00:54:52.460 There was no fucking dead spots. 0.99

00:54:54.180 There was no, oh, that joke kind of hit. 0.99

00:54:55.660 Yeah.

00:54:55.860 Because, like, every comedian has that.

00:54:57.540 Like, oh, not my joke, whatever.

00:54:58.600 Yeah.

00:54:58.960 But, like, every joke hit. 0.99

00:55:00.620 And so I know when people say, or, like, when people do, like, dumb shit like that, I'm 0.99

00:55:04.020 like, bro, you don't even- 0.99

00:55:05.020 You have no idea.

00:55:06.380 Like, you don't even know what's funny.

00:55:07.940 You don't even know what's funny.

00:55:09.820 You know what I'm saying?

00:55:10.100 I know what they find funny.

00:55:11.580 But it's always offensive.

00:55:12.580 Yeah.

00:55:13.000 So it's not really that funny, is it?

00:55:14.360 And, like, the comics that they like are, like, old school white dudes who, like, obviously 0.99

00:55:20.960 make a lot of, like, bigoted jokes, but then they also say things like, fucking wives, am 1.00

00:55:25.600 I right? 1.00

00:55:26.140 Yeah.

00:55:26.700 Ugh. 1.00

00:55:27.540 I hate my fat bitch wife. 1.00

00:55:30.140 Bishes. 1.00

00:55:30.840 Aren't you so glad they have Target?

00:55:32.940 Ugh. 1.00

00:55:33.740 It's, like, that type of shit. 1.00

00:55:34.880 And that's not funny at all. 1.00

00:55:36.140 No.

00:55:36.260 But you don't see me making duetted TikToks like that.

00:55:39.060 And I also-

00:55:39.640 They got time.

00:55:40.300 They got enough time to.

00:55:41.560 That's what I said.

00:55:41.840 Their schedules are empty.

00:55:42.760 It's real unemployed behavior.

00:55:43.760 Unemployed behavior.

00:55:45.160 So the comments on this, this one says, these comments, and there's, like, a bunch of crying

00:55:49.440 emojis.

00:55:50.380 I don't care what y'all say. 0.98

00:55:51.440 Women are not funny. 1.00

00:55:52.820 One in ten are, and even then, they aren't original at all. 0.98

00:55:56.160 You know what's funny about that?

00:55:57.320 Is whoever that dude is might find me funny.

00:55:59.960 I was raised by a single mom.

00:56:02.720 So-

00:56:03.160 Where did I get my comedy from?

00:56:05.080 Not her? 1.00

00:56:06.100 Fucking so- 1.00

00:56:07.560 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:56:08.320 Yeah, literally.

00:56:09.360 Oh, Tony, I love that guy.

00:56:10.540 That's- 0.99

00:56:10.960 No shit. 0.99

00:56:11.600 That's why I'm, like, it's crazy. 0.99

00:56:13.000 What's gonna make me laugh the most about this episode is that some of the men who love 0.99

00:56:17.460 you fucking hate me. 0.99

00:56:19.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:19.340 Which is just a-

00:56:19.780 I can't wait for them to see this.

00:56:20.760 Which is a weird crossover because a lot of the people who love you also love me.

00:56:24.380 Yeah.

00:56:24.440 So it's, like, very polarizing in that way.

00:56:26.820 Yeah. 0.97

00:56:26.980 But I'm always, like, that type of shit is funny because, like, the funniest dude you 0.93

00:56:31.900 know finds me funny and, like, what do you call that? 0.98

00:56:34.120 Because we understand comedy. 1.00

00:56:35.140 A funny bitch. 1.00

00:56:35.920 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:36.140 That's what you call it.

00:56:36.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:36.940 Like, that's literally someone who's funny.

00:56:38.700 Yeah.

00:56:39.120 And I even, I've even talked about stand-up because my friends who are in stand-up want

00:56:44.140 me to try it.

00:56:44.820 And I'm very nervous to try stand-up because I love stand-up.

00:56:47.180 I just, I think it's such an art form.

00:56:48.680 I've loved stand-up for years.

00:56:49.840 I think you could do it.

00:56:50.940 I worry because I, because also I'm, I've told my, my friends who are comedians, I'm 0.83

00:56:55.140 like, I'm also no proud bitch.

00:56:56.380 Like, I know that sometimes internet people are, who are so funny online, it does not translate. 0.83

00:57:02.460 And I'm okay admitting it.

00:57:03.800 Like, if that's the case, I just don't want to find out.

00:57:06.220 I don't want to find out the hard way.

00:57:07.680 Because you're a very self-aware person from what I can tell.

00:57:10.740 So you would, like, you tell a joke and, like, you get a, right in the crowd.

00:57:16.180 Okay.

00:57:16.940 Then I switch, I switch gears entirely. 0.99

00:57:18.580 I'm like, so you hate women. 1.00

00:57:19.560 That's why none of you are laughing? 0.88

00:57:21.860 Exactly. 1.00

00:57:23.060 Fucking racist. 0.99

00:57:24.320 I think that as a comedian, like, serious moments or, like, real moments are hard because, 0.99

00:57:31.460 like, a lot of our jokes is, like, making a real moment funny.

00:57:35.120 You know what I'm saying?

00:57:35.760 So it's, like, if a joke doesn't hit, it's, like, that's a real moment.

00:57:41.180 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:57:42.200 Like, shit. 1.00

00:57:43.240 That's true. 1.00

00:57:44.060 And that's even one of those things where, like, I went on tour with my sister earlier

00:57:48.180 this year.

00:57:48.680 Like, we did, like, live shows for our podcast, which is essentially live comedy. 0.96

00:57:52.480 It was fucking blast. 0.88

00:57:53.800 It was so fun. 0.99

00:57:55.100 It was so much fun. 0.99

00:57:55.980 But that's the only thing I've done in all the crazy ass shit I've done that I was, like, 0.99

00:58:00.700 genuinely very nervous. 0.99

00:58:02.100 Really?

00:58:02.600 Because it's different when you make them laugh online, like, when you make them giggle.

00:58:05.600 But, like, for them to be there watching you expecting to laugh is, like, very nerve-wracking

00:58:11.020 to me. 0.95

00:58:11.740 But it went really fucking well. 0.88

00:58:13.440 Like, it was so good. 0.71

00:58:14.540 And do you know who couldn't do that?

00:58:16.140 These guys.

00:58:17.520 Do you know who couldn't get it? 1.00

00:58:18.600 No shit. 0.99

00:58:19.520 Do you know who couldn't get people to pull it for free? 1.00

00:58:21.380 These guys. 0.98

00:58:22.780 They fucking call me Shrek or Fiona, and then they're like, I think I'm going to quit 0.99

00:58:26.940 my job and start stand-up. 0.99

00:58:28.320 Yeah.

00:58:28.680 Thoughts, guys?

00:58:30.180 Ooh.

00:58:30.700 Don't respond to this text if you think I should start doing stand-up for a living. 1.00

00:58:33.300 Like, bro, this next comment says, all the blue-haired girls heated up as fuck. 1.00

00:58:41.820 We'll see you there. 0.99

00:58:42.340 That's my point.

00:58:42.960 It's like, you find that funny, and that's, like, the point.

00:58:44.880 That's the, yeah.

00:58:45.820 That's, like, so bottom of the barrel, like, a tent of a joke.

00:58:51.740 Yeah, it's very, like, that's why I said, like, fat jokes, like.

00:58:54.740 And if a blue-haired girl texted them, they'd answer. 0.89

00:58:58.840 They'd pick up.

00:59:00.460 That's why.

00:59:00.940 It's coming from their, it's projection is what it is.

00:59:03.840 This last one says, why is the entire female gender crying in the comment section? 0.56

00:59:08.800 Oh, wordplay.

00:59:10.260 Love that for us.

00:59:11.520 Entire female gender, huh? 1.00

00:59:13.480 Like, this is what be making me mad, because it's like, I belong to that group, like, unfortunately.

00:59:19.420 Like, I'm with those guys because I'm a guy.

00:59:21.520 And it's like, bro, we're not the same, bro.

00:59:22.960 Like, what are you talking about?

00:59:24.580 You know what I'm saying?

00:59:25.100 Like, and that's what gets me annoyed, because those are the guys that I have to defend myself

00:59:29.860 against when I meet people.

00:59:31.500 Like, when I meet women, hi, my name's Tony, and I have a girlfriend with, and I'm good

00:59:35.060 to her, and we've been dating for six years.

00:59:36.980 Long-term partner.

00:59:37.860 Love her dearly. 1.00

00:59:37.960 That's how I gotta start conversations so people know I'm not with those fucks. 1.00

00:59:41.840 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:59:42.580 Like, I can't stand there, bro. 1.00

00:59:44.080 Shut up. 1.00

00:59:44.540 Stop talking. 1.00

00:59:45.640 You don't have a right to speak no more.

00:59:47.000 You're a right to go on.

00:59:47.940 I am so, I know sometimes when I have, I very rarely have men come up to me and be

00:59:53.020 like, oh, I love your videos.

00:59:54.620 But the few times I, the many men that do come up to me are like, I'm gay, by the way.

00:59:58.820 That's the first thing they tell me.

01:00:00.080 I'm gay, by the way.

01:00:01.040 I'm not with them.

01:00:01.760 Yeah, I'm not one of the, I'm also gay.

01:00:03.880 And I was like, oh, period, love that.

01:00:05.660 I love that for you.

01:00:06.440 And the few times I have straight men come up to me, most of the time it's like, my girlfriend's

01:00:10.380 a really big fan.

01:00:11.400 Like, would you be willing to take a picture?

01:00:13.620 Which I find sweet.

01:00:14.480 She's not here, though, so can we take the picture?

01:00:15.940 Just me and you.

01:00:18.260 And he's like, she's actually on FaceTime and it's like, Cameron, it's just me.

01:00:21.940 Bro, just say that you like my videos, bro.

01:00:25.400 That's why he's like, she's not here, but like, I'll take a picture.

01:00:27.600 Doesn't even have a girlfriend.

01:00:28.740 Do you have those people coming to you and they don't know who you are, but they want

01:00:30.700 to take a picture?

01:00:31.540 Yeah.

01:00:31.980 I've had people, I've had, like, I've taken pictures of people who know who I am, like

01:00:36.520 in like a group setting and somebody's like, I don't even know who you are, man.

01:00:40.900 Oh, word.

01:00:43.820 Thanks, man.

01:00:44.500 I had a girl once come up to me and she was like, first of all, it's always like, you're

01:00:49.000 that girl, like on TikTok.

01:00:51.640 That's like when people don't know my name.

01:00:54.040 And so this girl came up and she's like, I know you're from TikTok, you're so funny.

01:00:56.980 I was like, oh, thanks.

01:00:57.940 And she's like, can I get a picture?

01:00:59.440 I was like, sure.

01:01:00.480 She takes a picture with me.

01:01:01.980 She's in like a group and she walks away.

01:01:04.200 She's not even two feet from me.

01:01:06.420 And then one of her friends goes, who is that? 0.99

01:01:08.820 And then she goes, I don't fucking know her name. 0.98

01:01:11.380 Love that. 0.98

01:01:12.220 I love that.

01:01:14.480 Don't tag me in that picture.

01:01:15.400 I'm not reposting it. 1.00

01:01:17.120 Don't tag me in that shit. 0.98

01:01:18.220 I don't want to see it. 1.00

01:01:18.840 You ever had, uh, damn. 1.00

01:01:21.600 ADHD, lost my train of thought. 1.00

01:01:22.820 Continue.

01:01:23.860 It's like fans coming up to you being weird.

01:01:27.440 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:01:28.020 So continue.

01:01:30.260 It's gone.

01:01:30.960 It's gone.

01:01:31.380 It's out of here.

01:01:32.140 It's out of here.

01:01:32.580 What's the weirdest fan interaction you've ever had?

01:01:35.040 The weirdest fan?

01:01:35.800 Like strange.

01:01:36.560 Like it's just so, you're like, okay, well.

01:01:38.580 Um, let me see.

01:01:40.540 I feel like, I feel like, I feel like I haven't had something as weird as you. 0.99

01:01:44.540 I feel like women go through just weird shit. 0.99

01:01:46.280 Yeah. 1.00

01:01:46.460 Regardless, as women.

01:01:47.560 Yeah, that's true.

01:01:48.840 Sorry.

01:01:49.040 Uh, I gotta, I gotta apologize because they won't.

01:01:53.780 But, um, I've had like, I think that one of the scariest was, uh, I had like somebody

01:01:59.160 like know where I was.

01:02:00.580 Ooh.

01:02:01.120 Yeah.

01:02:01.640 Like they were like, like, like they, they were dropping information like on my lot.

01:02:06.120 Really?

01:02:06.580 And I was like, how'd you know that?

01:02:08.420 Okay.

01:02:08.920 Yeah.

01:02:09.340 Okay.

01:02:09.680 And so like, I, I realized like, even though like I'm an influencer, like, like just like

01:02:14.980 information is legal. 0.98

01:02:16.060 Like you can just look that shit up. 0.99

01:02:17.180 Yeah. 0.99

01:02:17.520 Um, so I've gotten like my shit off the net now.

01:02:20.540 Like you can, like, there's like website, not websites, but there's like programs that 0.99

01:02:24.340 you can like do to take your shit off. 0.94

01:02:26.180 We probably have the same one. 1.00

01:02:27.180 Yeah.

01:02:27.500 Yeah.

01:02:27.700 Yeah. 0.97

01:02:28.000 So like it was shit like, like, and I was like, oh, like, like I'm talking about like 0.93

01:02:32.200 people that like, that aren't even like my family, but like are closely related to 0.96

01:02:35.960 me.

01:02:36.140 Like I know where they are.

01:02:37.500 And I was like, that's weird.

01:02:39.140 And like, and like spooky, but like, don't be like, but I'm not gonna do anything with it.

01:02:42.560 I was just letting you know.

01:02:43.380 And it's like, okay, well say that.

01:02:44.700 But why?

01:02:45.320 Yeah.

01:02:45.600 Like, but like, why would you have to tell me?

01:02:47.500 Yeah.

01:02:47.800 Like, like you could be like, yo, just want to let you know, I work in security.

01:02:51.740 This could be security risk.

01:02:52.800 Letting you know. 1.00

01:02:53.600 These motherfuckers go address. 1.00

01:02:56.500 And that's the first thing they open up with. 1.00

01:02:58.320 You're like, okay, well.

01:02:59.640 I'm halfway on a call with the FBI.

01:03:01.960 And they're like, bro, but don't worry about it, bro.

01:03:03.660 Like I'm just calling help. 1.00

01:03:05.320 Fuck. 1.00

01:03:06.340 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:03:06.860 Gee, thanks.

01:03:07.920 But what about you?

01:03:08.440 One of the strangest ones I had was like, I get my eye, where I get my eyebrows done.

01:03:14.360 It's like a kiosk in the middle of a mall.

01:03:17.440 It's, which is the most humbling experience.

01:03:19.420 Like you're sitting in public and they stick things to your forehead.

01:03:22.820 Oh, they're not doing the, uh, the, what is it?

01:03:25.060 Why?

01:03:25.260 Threading.

01:03:25.740 Threading.

01:03:26.060 Threading.

01:03:26.160 Like, no, not that.

01:03:27.560 Hurts.

01:03:29.000 Hurts.

01:03:29.480 So bad.

01:03:30.080 Yeah.

01:03:30.820 Violent.

01:03:31.320 That is violent. 1.00

01:03:32.080 No, it's, it's lamination, which is just like, they put that sticky wrap to your fucking 0.99

01:03:36.580 forehead and they're like asking me about my weekend. 0.93

01:03:39.100 So like me and my, my eyebrow girl, we're like chilling.

01:03:41.680 We're talking.

01:03:42.240 She's doing my eyebrows.

01:03:43.540 And it, the whole process is probably like 45 minutes.

01:03:46.780 So we're just kind of chilling towards the end. 1.00

01:03:49.380 I have the shit on my head. 1.00

01:03:50.540 Like the fucking saran wrap. 1.00

01:03:52.000 This girl comes up to me and she's like, Hey, like, 1.00

01:03:55.440 I recognize you from the internet.

01:03:57.300 Like, I really love your videos.

01:03:58.620 I'm like, Oh, like a random girl.

01:04:00.360 And you're.

01:04:01.260 Yeah. 0.99

01:04:01.680 And my like shit is I have everything. 0.99

01:04:03.680 Yeah. 0.99

01:04:05.000 Hello.

01:04:05.520 I wish I was meeting you in a less vulnerable position.

01:04:07.400 Yeah.

01:04:07.780 Nice to meet you.

01:04:08.760 Are you looking up at her?

01:04:09.840 Like, yeah.

01:04:10.980 Yeah.

01:04:11.340 I'm like, yeah.

01:04:11.920 I'm like sitting.

01:04:12.540 I'm like reclined.

01:04:13.500 And then I'm like, my mom was sitting in your hand.

01:04:17.040 Oh yeah. 0.99

01:04:18.600 Mind you, my eyebrow girl had no idea who the fuck I was. 0.99

01:04:21.640 Like she did not know or care, which I love. 0.99

01:04:24.040 I'm cool with that.

01:04:25.440 You came back.

01:04:26.260 The next appointment, she was $300 more expensive.

01:04:29.480 Charges me rec.

01:04:30.900 No, she was like, Oh, I'm such a big fan.

01:04:33.160 I love, like, I love your stuff.

01:04:34.860 I'm like, thank you.

01:04:35.520 And then she goes, yeah, I saw you.

01:04:36.900 I saw you come in.

01:04:38.400 And I was like, Oh, okay.

01:04:39.600 Cause she looked like she had just gone off work. 0.99

01:04:41.340 I was like, Oh, okay.

01:04:42.500 I'm assuming she's working in the mall somewhere. 0.95

01:04:44.880 She goes, yeah, I work security.

01:04:46.420 And then I saw you on the cameras and then I was just watching you on the camera.

01:04:50.060 And then I was like, Oh, I hope she's there when I get off.

01:04:52.280 So I can go and like talk to her cause you know, I could see on the cameras and I was

01:04:56.260 like, okay.

01:04:58.060 That's weird.

01:04:59.340 Yeah.

01:04:59.500 Okay.

01:04:59.840 Well, not really sure what I'm supposed to say back to that.

01:05:01.960 But when she said that, I go, Oh, okay.

01:05:04.460 Like me, like be like, okay.

01:05:06.100 Okay.

01:05:07.060 Okay.

01:05:07.340 All right.

01:05:08.720 Yeah.

01:05:08.960 Okay.

01:05:09.160 Sounds good.

01:05:09.960 I feel like I, and, and I, I, I give people a lot of like, I don't know the word, maybe

01:05:15.340 slack because it is kind of awkward.

01:05:17.600 Like, especially if somebody really messes with your videos and like a lot of people are,

01:05:21.440 are like, and like they have anxiety or like, you know what I'm saying?

01:05:24.840 Like that's what really helps me.

01:05:26.340 Like, okay, that was a little weird, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt because

01:05:29.840 you probably are nervous and it's like, and that's totally fine, you know, and I'm used

01:05:34.260 to people being a little nervy, especially me.

01:05:36.300 Like, because I'm so like mean on the internet, uh, people are mean, they're, they're like

01:05:41.040 nervous to come to me, which is totally fine.

01:05:43.200 Um, I think it's just sharing information with me that, that I don't think you should

01:05:46.620 tell anyone at all, but most especially me.

01:05:50.160 Yeah.

01:05:50.260 One girl told me that she found out I went, she's like, Oh, I found out you went to my,

01:05:54.640 where I work.

01:05:55.300 I'm like, Oh, where do you work?

01:05:57.460 Right.

01:05:57.720 And she's like, Oh, I work at a sunglass hut. 0.96

01:05:59.400 I'm like, Oh, okay.

01:06:00.900 I can't even remember the last time I went to a sunglass hut.

01:06:03.220 And then she goes, yeah, she was like, yeah, no, it was like a couple of months ago.

01:06:06.760 And my coworkers told me that they saw you and your boyfriend go in there.

01:06:09.260 And then I went back and looked at the security cameras and like, they were right.

01:06:12.400 That was literally you.

01:06:13.100 So you could just, you could just have that in your mind.

01:06:14.840 Yeah.

01:06:15.100 See, that's like, that's something you don't, you don't need to tell me.

01:06:18.240 I appreciate it, but you don't need to tell me that part.

01:06:21.180 You could just tell me that I went, my coworkers told me and then stop right there.

01:06:24.820 So those are the only times where I'm kind of like, okay.

01:06:29.400 I remember what I was going to say that I lost.

01:06:36.740 Oh, let's hear it.

01:06:37.480 Let's hear it.

01:06:37.640 So have you ever had somebody go, yo, I love your videos.

01:06:40.320 And then tell you about a video that you did not make.

01:06:43.840 Yo, I love your videos.

01:06:45.180 Well, I love that you made that joke about those beach balls.

01:06:47.560 Oh, that wasn't me, man.

01:06:51.020 I don't know.

01:06:51.600 I don't know if you're like.

01:06:52.680 Actually, when I was in Hawaii, one girl came up to me.

01:06:57.340 She was, I'm not kidding. 0.94

01:06:59.500 She was so fucking fired up. 1.00

01:07:02.360 Like, she was like, oh my God. 0.99

01:07:04.320 Like, I'm such a big fan.

01:07:06.180 Like, she brought her twin sister with her.

01:07:08.060 And she's like, oh my gosh, I love your videos.

01:07:10.400 I show this to my sister all the time.

01:07:11.800 Like, she's so, I'm like, thank you.

01:07:13.200 Thank you.

01:07:13.800 She goes, you're Coco, right?

01:07:15.960 And I go, me?

01:07:18.300 Like, is my name?

01:07:19.160 There's no pebbles over here.

01:07:20.160 Yeah, I go, no.

01:07:21.340 I go, oh no.

01:07:23.520 And then I'm like, she is not talking about me.

01:07:25.940 And she's talking to me for like, she's talking to me for like 30 seconds.

01:07:28.520 And then I was like, and she goes, no, that's you.

01:07:31.620 That's literally you.

01:07:32.700 And I go, girl, my name is, if you're asking me, my name is Coco.

01:07:36.240 Pull up your Instagram name.

01:07:38.080 I'm not Coco.

01:07:39.380 If you're asking me if that's my name, the answer is no.

01:07:43.720 And I was like laughing because she was so like, she thought I was like, no, that's not me.

01:07:49.240 Like, I didn't want to be recognized.

01:07:50.200 I'm like, no, but you have the wrong girl. 0.97

01:07:52.700 Who is Coco?

01:07:53.480 Now I want to see what she looks like. 1.00

01:07:54.500 I don't know who the fuck is. 0.99

01:07:54.980 And she'll show you Coco and you and Coco look nothing alike. 1.00

01:07:57.980 I hate, that's what I hate.

01:07:59.320 Do you know who you look like?

01:08:00.580 And they'll show me a man that, I mean, we couldn't, we couldn't look the same if the room was pitch black dark.

01:08:06.200 Like, who is this, who is this guy?

01:08:08.520 I've gotten that many times too.

01:08:10.240 I also, one year at Coachella, I went to Neon Carnival, which is like another thing that they know.

01:08:14.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:08:15.300 And I was wearing a wig.

01:08:16.580 I was wearing a pink wig.

01:08:17.840 And this girl came up to me and she thought I was Shy Girl.

01:08:21.340 Oh, yeah, that's Shy Girl.

01:08:22.840 Oh, you don't either.

01:08:23.580 I had no idea who that was.

01:08:24.860 Oh, we're in the same boat.

01:08:25.420 She was like, I, I love, I love your music.

01:08:29.400 And I was like, my music?

01:08:32.880 She goes, yeah, I'm such a big fan.

01:08:34.920 I go, oh girl, I don't make music.

01:08:36.780 I love you though.

01:08:37.860 I don't make music. 1.00

01:08:38.660 And she goes, no, it's the same shit. 1.00

01:08:41.440 No, like that's literally you. 1.00

01:08:43.880 And I'm like, you're saying that to help you, girl.

01:08:46.740 But that's not me.

01:08:47.740 Yeah.

01:08:48.140 I've had, I've had awkward moments with people that like, like, like the best, I just got to explain.

01:08:54.500 There was one time I was at the mall and it, shouts out, the Cinnabon place, got to, right?

01:09:00.080 Love Cinnabon.

01:09:00.800 I can't wait.

01:09:01.340 I'm like, all right, I'm going to get one, split it with my girl.

01:09:03.640 We're good.

01:09:04.600 I'm older now.

01:09:05.400 It's too rich to eat just one.

01:09:06.960 You know what I'm saying?

01:09:07.900 So, so the, so this girl is like checking us out. 1.00

01:09:12.020 She goes, look, I've seen you before.

01:09:14.060 Like, like you were here earlier.

01:09:15.300 I was like, oh, like, no, I wasn't.

01:09:16.440 She's like, no, like, I, like, I checked you out.

01:09:18.240 I was like, oh, no, you didn't.

01:09:19.520 And then I go, maybe you've seen like my videos.

01:09:22.300 She goes, oh, do you make videos?

01:09:23.540 She was like, and so I, she was like, what's your page?

01:09:25.980 I was like, Tony Stadivici.

01:09:27.180 She goes, what does it look like? 1.00

01:09:28.220 And I'm like, all right, fuck it. 1.00

01:09:29.460 Well, here. 1.00

01:09:30.260 And she goes, oh, I've never seen that before.

01:09:33.440 The way she made you jump through hoops just to tell you, I don't know.

01:09:36.440 Like, I don't even like, like, oh, I make videos.

01:09:39.040 I don't even like doing that.

01:09:40.440 You know?

01:09:40.860 The one time you went on a limb.

01:09:42.640 Yeah.

01:09:42.920 Like the one time I'm like, maybe she like, like, just, maybe I just, you know what I'm saying?

01:09:48.160 And she's like, no, I've seen you.

01:09:49.460 She was like, she was so adamant.

01:09:50.620 She's like, I have seen you here before.

01:09:52.500 Oh, I've never seen a single one of your videos.

01:09:54.880 Okay.

01:09:55.320 Can I have my, can I have my cinema and leave, please? 0.99

01:09:57.400 She's like, I don't know who the fuck that is. 1.00

01:09:59.400 Yeah. 1.00

01:09:59.800 I'm talking about you. 1.00

01:10:01.060 What the fuck is this guy? 1.00

01:10:02.160 Must be fucking Coco Shot Girl over here. 1.00

01:10:03.860 I don't know who the fuck this is. 1.00

01:10:05.140 She made you go through all that, all those hoops. 1.00

01:10:07.800 And I'm with my girl.

01:10:08.660 So like, I hear like, you're going to say this to my girl?

01:10:12.420 At least pretend.

01:10:14.640 You're going to rule this thing.

01:10:15.740 You know what I'm saying?

01:10:16.640 They're like, what's your name again?

01:10:18.160 Yeah.

01:10:18.600 I'm going to report you.

01:10:20.100 I made a video with Shaq.

01:10:21.520 You don't know what I do.

01:10:22.960 You don't get it.

01:10:23.840 You know what?

01:10:27.060 I'm taking it.

01:10:28.000 And like, and like, I have a system when I get Cinnabons.

01:10:31.500 It's always the last thing I do in the mall.

01:10:33.560 So like, whole mall trip has been ruined now.

01:10:37.080 Long walks to the car.

01:10:39.560 Silent.

01:10:40.000 Yeah.

01:10:40.440 Where's the door at? 0.99

01:10:41.540 This mall is confusing as shit. 0.99

01:10:43.540 You forget that you parked on the other side, so you have to walk past it again. 0.99

01:10:46.500 This isn't over, by the way. 0.99

01:10:48.240 I mean, you see a mean ass coming on Yelp. 0.99

01:10:52.500 From Boney, Staten Beach. 1.00

01:10:56.700 You're like, okay.

01:10:57.760 Well, now you just ruined my mall trip.

01:10:59.520 Yeah.

01:11:00.600 We have two more quick stories.

01:11:03.280 Okay.

01:11:03.520 One of them, do you know Teffy?

01:11:04.940 Yeah.

01:11:05.280 Yeah.

01:11:05.460 I love Teffy.

01:11:06.280 Love her.

01:11:06.740 She was like one of the first big creators that like followed me.

01:11:10.360 Love.

01:11:10.700 Yeah.

01:11:11.320 I was like.

01:11:11.900 Same.

01:11:12.200 That's so funny.

01:11:12.640 I was at like 100,000 followers on TikTok, not Instagram.

01:11:15.380 Yeah.

01:11:15.680 And like, I was like, oh my God.

01:11:16.780 I love her to death.

01:11:17.840 Teffy posted a, she like tweeted about it.

01:11:19.580 She talked to me about it too, but she told me that she was at Disneyland and someone was

01:11:24.340 like, oh my God, Teffy, I love your videos.

01:11:25.920 Like, she just wanted to like kiki with her. 0.67

01:11:27.980 And then she was like, oh, thank you so much.

01:11:29.700 You know, Teffy, like she's so sweet and like warm and loving.

01:11:33.280 She's like, do you want to take a picture?

01:11:35.040 She said, the girl was like, no.

01:11:37.860 Bro.

01:11:39.180 Oh my gosh.

01:11:40.780 I've had that happen to me before.

01:11:42.000 She was so like, no.

01:11:43.640 And then Teffy, oh.

01:11:45.040 Okay, no, for sure, for sure.

01:11:45.620 I'm going to throw up in the bathroom.

01:11:47.240 For sure, for sure, for sure, for sure.

01:11:48.620 For sure, for sure.

01:11:49.460 Bro.

01:11:49.900 For sure. 0.98

01:11:50.080 Because like you asked because you, like we don't ask because we're dickheads.

01:11:52.640 We ask because maybe you're nervous.

01:11:54.920 And that's happened before.

01:11:56.120 Yeah.

01:11:56.140 Like, oh, like you think that I'm at Disney World, I'm too busy.

01:11:59.040 Like, no, we can take a photo.

01:12:00.000 Yeah.

01:12:00.240 And so we asked like, oh, do you, do you want to do that?

01:12:02.440 Oh, nah.

01:12:03.300 That's happened to me a couple times.

01:12:05.460 Oh, like, please don't.

01:12:06.680 In front of you, actually.

01:12:07.600 Yeah, like.

01:12:08.200 I'll do it in front of you, actually.

01:12:09.300 Yeah, like.

01:12:10.580 That's so humbling.

01:12:12.500 It's like.

01:12:12.720 Yeah.

01:12:13.420 It's even.

01:12:14.000 You don't post that day.

01:12:15.080 Not even a story.

01:12:15.980 No.

01:12:16.360 Not even an Instagram story that day.

01:12:18.940 Yeah, I had one girl come up to me at Disneyland. 0.97

01:12:20.680 She was like, I don't watch TikTok at all.

01:12:22.820 I don't know anything about you.

01:12:24.280 I don't know anything about your videos.

01:12:25.340 Like, genuinely, I hate social media.

01:12:28.040 But my friend loves you.

01:12:29.520 Like, could I get a picture with you?

01:12:32.840 Sure.

01:12:33.520 My biggest fan in the world.

01:12:35.060 Yeah.

01:12:35.620 I was like, sure.

01:12:36.740 Took a picture with her.

01:12:37.280 She tagged me.

01:12:38.440 She was like, oh, I love this girl. 0.99

01:12:40.280 I'm like, bitch, you told me for two minutes how much you didn't like me. 0.99

01:12:42.660 She tagged you on what? 1.00

01:12:43.560 Social media.

01:12:45.080 I thought you didn't do it. 1.00

01:12:46.200 That's why I was like, girl, what the fuck? 0.99

01:12:48.000 Anyways. 1.00

01:12:48.720 That shit is humbling. 1.00

01:12:49.980 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:50.460 I think stuff like that is important for us.

01:12:52.440 Yeah.

01:12:52.580 To keep us grounded.

01:12:53.200 Yeah, it keeps us like where we need to be.

01:12:54.460 God never lets me get too famous.

01:12:55.860 Yeah, just one hit to the gut.

01:12:58.200 One.

01:12:58.820 One right to my liver.

01:13:00.340 Yeah.

01:13:00.640 And then I'm good.

01:13:01.340 I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry.

01:13:02.500 I thought I could get away with that.

01:13:03.620 It's one of those moments where, like, when you start to remember it, you start playing 0.99

01:13:07.400 shit in your head so you forget it. 0.99

01:13:08.500 Ah, no, no, no. 1.00

01:13:09.620 You know what I'm saying?

01:13:10.520 Yeah, literally me.

01:13:11.840 Me, when I walk any carpet and, like, if I'm at any place and I think, oh, I need a picture.

01:13:16.460 And then they go like this.

01:13:17.660 They go, oh.

01:13:19.520 Oh.

01:13:20.440 Got it.

01:13:20.920 That's great.

01:13:21.500 See, I was going to make a joke and be like, big time over here, is that a carpet? 1.00

01:13:24.400 No, nothing humbles you quite like that.

01:13:27.540 Right, right.

01:13:27.980 Excuse me, Celine Dion's behind you.

01:13:30.000 All right.

01:13:30.340 My very first carpet, Jason Momoa walked behind me. 1.00

01:13:33.720 I've never seen people be like, move, bitch. 1.00

01:13:36.340 Yeah. 1.00

01:13:36.760 So severely.

01:13:37.740 We're cousins.

01:13:38.380 What are you talking about?

01:13:39.560 That's my brother.

01:13:40.800 Yeah.

01:13:41.540 Ooh, sorry.

01:13:42.480 That's my twin.

01:13:43.180 That's my twin.

01:13:44.120 Hey, twin.

01:13:44.480 If I ever have Jason Momoa on the show, I'm going to tell him, people tell me that we

01:13:48.740 look alike a lot.

01:13:49.560 Yeah, me too.

01:13:50.460 Thoughts?

01:13:50.940 Yeah.

01:13:51.300 Maybe it's just the bod.

01:13:53.240 Maybe it's just the build.

01:13:55.000 That's probably what it is.

01:13:56.860 Bro, I get the Jason Momoa, Russ.

01:14:02.040 It's like, you know.

01:14:03.080 Do you ever think, if I met them in person and I told them that, it'd piss them off.

01:14:08.160 Yeah.

01:14:08.620 And that makes me laugh.

01:14:09.480 Yeah.

01:14:09.900 Yeah, bro.

01:14:10.460 Like, I will say this.

01:14:12.200 It's like, the more you develop a name for yourself, the less the comparisons go.

01:14:15.880 Yeah.

01:14:16.120 So it's like, when I was coming up, but like, Russ, Russ, Russ.

01:14:18.500 You know what I'm saying?

01:14:18.960 Yeah.

01:14:19.160 You're literally Russ.

01:14:20.140 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:20.920 Ooh, like, we have Russ at home.

01:14:23.260 Dollar Tree.

01:14:23.920 Like, Dollar Tree Russ.

01:14:25.220 Like, I was like, all right.

01:14:25.840 Hey, guys.

01:14:26.540 You know?

01:14:27.180 Hey.

01:14:28.300 Hey, stop.

01:14:29.080 You know?

01:14:29.660 And so like, it got to a point where like, Russ, like, I made, I fell into the trap and

01:14:34.080 I made a Russ joke and he duetted it, made it worse.

01:14:37.660 I shouldn't know.

01:14:38.600 I just should not have done it.

01:14:39.460 Instant regret, actually.

01:14:40.640 I'm following Russ, though.

01:14:41.420 Like, you know what I'm saying?

01:14:42.060 I like his music.

01:14:42.780 I like some Russ songs.

01:14:44.740 You know?

01:14:45.640 But like, yeah, bro.

01:14:46.800 Like, the comparisons, and I get it.

01:14:49.320 Like, people are like, oh, you remind me of this.

01:14:51.400 I've never seen you before, but I have seen this.

01:14:53.400 But it's like, you get enough.

01:14:55.560 You know?

01:14:55.920 Yeah.

01:14:56.620 Mine were always mean.

01:14:57.880 Yeah.

01:14:58.340 Because they're obviously from terrible men.

01:15:01.700 Yeah.

01:15:02.140 The only celebrity I've ever been compared to that wasn't mean or wasn't intended to be

01:15:06.040 mean, I mean, it was probably mean to her, was Lotto.

01:15:09.740 Because I think in full glam.

01:15:11.060 Yeah.

01:15:11.420 Okay.

01:15:11.600 I think in full glam, we look somewhat alike because our face shapes are similar.

01:15:16.100 Cha-cha Lotto.

01:15:16.840 Yeah.

01:15:17.100 But I know that would hurt her feelings, which I'm cognizant of.

01:15:21.060 I get it.

01:15:22.060 I understand.

01:15:22.900 I understand.

01:15:23.360 Like, if somebody told Russ they look like me, no, we don't. 0.99

01:15:26.940 That's why I was like, see, this is the shit that I'm talking about. 0.99

01:15:29.860 Like, you guys pissed me off. 0.99

01:15:30.940 For real.

01:15:31.940 Bo, these comparisons have to stop.

01:15:34.280 I'm saying the same thing because I want to be Tony.

01:15:36.680 You're saying that because you don't want to be me.

01:15:39.380 Like, Bo.

01:15:40.640 Oh, sorry.

01:15:41.280 See, two different things.

01:15:42.420 Two different things.

01:15:43.540 That makes me laugh.

01:15:44.300 That's hilarious.

01:15:47.920 Well, thank you so much, Tony, for coming on the show.

01:15:50.560 Bro, I feel like we should just keep going.

01:15:52.200 I know.

01:15:52.580 Just talk it up.

01:15:53.100 We could.

01:15:53.780 No, we can't.

01:15:54.320 You're too busy.

01:15:54.780 Red carpet, agent, jet blue, mint, peely, you're good.

01:16:00.820 I am a busy girl.

01:16:01.980 For sure.

01:16:02.480 As are you.

01:16:03.320 Yes.

01:16:03.600 But I am such a big fan of you and your content.

01:16:06.320 I'm happy to see where you go.

01:16:07.660 Everybody here loves you.

01:16:08.640 Where can everybody find you?

01:16:10.060 Tony Statovici.

01:16:11.820 S-T-A-T-O-V-C-I. 1.00

01:16:14.560 I know y'all are going to add the extra I.

01:16:16.340 V-I-C-I. 1.00

01:16:17.960 It doesn't exist there.

01:16:19.740 You know what I'm saying?

01:16:20.520 Knock it off.

01:16:21.300 Yeah.

01:16:21.520 So they can find you that on everything, correct?

01:16:25.040 Anything else you want to promote?

01:16:27.380 Bro, I'm so tapped in on LinkedIn.

01:16:30.200 No, I'm playing.

01:16:30.720 No, I'm playing.

01:16:31.520 I'm playing.

01:16:32.640 Thank you so much for coming.

01:16:34.140 Thank you for inviting me.

01:16:35.060 I love you.

01:16:35.680 You're amazing.

01:16:36.440 I appreciate it.

01:16:36.760 And thank you all for joining us on this very special episode of the Comet Section show.

01:16:40.520 Happy Halloween, by the way.

01:16:42.060 Yeah, happy Halloween.

01:16:42.720 It's definitely Halloween right now.

01:16:43.520 It's definitely Halloween.

01:16:44.640 It is not a month before Halloween.

01:16:46.520 It is not September, like, 19th right now.

01:16:49.200 It is not.

01:16:51.400 Thank you so much for watching this episode of the Comet Section show.

01:16:54.240 For those of you that don't know or don't remember, new episodes drop every Wednesday.

01:16:58.040 The video is free on Spotify, but you can stream the audio anywhere you get your podcasts.

01:17:02.380 Make sure y'all follow Tony on literally everything.

01:17:04.520 Support him.

01:17:04.980 He's hilarious.

01:17:06.060 And any endeavors he pursues in the future.

01:17:08.260 Thank you all for joining us, and I'll see you next week.

01:17:10.300 Bye.

01:17:10.580 Bye.

01:17:10.640 Bye.

01:17:10.700 Bye.

01:17:14.320 Bye.

The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - October 18, 2023

HELLO, IS THIS THING ON？ Ft. Tony Statovci ｜ The Comment Section Ep. 88

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