HOLIDAY ALL STARS： MONET X CHANGE ｜ Episode 150
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Summary
Today we have an all-star episode returning the iconic the one and only the iconic The Legendary Monique Exchange! She's back, and she's got a special guest on the pod to talk about the joys of being a single mom and the crazy things she's done to get there.
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i remember when i was younger i was like in high school when i was still using pads and i remember
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one time i was talking to my sister i was like i hate putting them on at school because i feel
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like it sounds like i'm doing arts and crafts in the fucking bathroom it's like right like it's
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just so fucking loud sounds like velcro it's loud as fuck and then everyone knows i'm putting a
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fucking diaper between my legs hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment
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section show starring me your fave everybody knows me who cares about me but first before we go on
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to the guests happy holidays clearly if this doesn't go live on christmas i'm gonna be mad
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okay anyways on to the guest today we have an all-star episode returning the one and only
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oh my gosh thank you for coming back i'm sorry you had you had to come back like this
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girl so i got my double foot bbl right and i'm very excited about it there's a lot happening
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right now i'm in this fit you have two sandals on it's a mess in here well you know i'm literally
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so like i'm not supposed to be driving but i was like i am going to drive myself to jerusalem
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i know you were telling me yeah there's all kinds of things right literally right before this
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when i was telling me oh i'm just so sick of not having my autonomy i don't want to have to ask people
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for help i was like you know what i gotta do something i'll go and naturally you pick the safest
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thing to do which is drive she was like well yeah why not don't let someone cook for me but
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i'll drive myself oh my god this is so great the the smells in here are beautiful and right i feel
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very festive look at it christmas look at us yeah we're celebrating the holidays together i haven't
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celebrated the holidays well my boyfriend is really big into holidays oh okay so he's like we're like
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he's like decorating there are trees there are lights on things i'm like it's too much i just like
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to just like to chill because they have to take it all down that's that's the part that's annoying
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like putting it all up is fun and we had a tree trimming party the other day and you know uh
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what kind of party is that right so i that seems like a very caucus activity right right for the
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amounts of call that's why i said what is that for i've never done a tree so you invite what it is
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okay which is honestly you invite a whole bunch of people over to your house okay there are baked
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goods and eggnogs and stuff fun and your guests decorate your home for you for the holidays so
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your guests are coming to set up the tree to work to work so everyone came over so as as it's going on
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i'm like so the guests are doing the work for us decorating our home for holiday he's like yeah
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that's a tree tree room party i was like you know you should be ashamed of your show this is crazy
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free labor literally like that free labor that's like a painting party or a moving party a moving
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oh my god move i'm girl i was like don't call it a party yeah parties are fun parties and that is not
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like i'm why am i packing up your dirty dishes you should have run this two more times why am i doing
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that yeah i know i used to feel that way about moving parties in college i felt like it was like oh i'll
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buy pizza and beer and then i have to do physical labor for 12 hours oh let me think
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i say that but honestly my senior year of college my friend asked me she was like if you come help me
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move i'll buy dinner and i was like all right and that's like you're like girl i will and i'm i'm
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ordering the most expensive general style chicken you ever heard honey i'm getting double rice and i'm
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getting double chicken i'm getting a milkshake on top of that yeah and you know what's funny is i it was
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just the two of us and we moved for hours and and you better believe i got a double a double patty
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hamburger you're a good friend a friend that will help you move is a friend indeed i think so so when
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i left college i moved into my own space my grandmother this i this i come from a long line
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of strong fierce women my grandmother yeah who at that point was she was she was 69 years old okay
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she helped me myself and my grandmother only moved all of my furniture my bed my dresser everything
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into my second floor walk-up apartment in the bronx in new york together my grandmother carrying
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my dresser on her back like up the stairs in new york too is crazy girl because you know the
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situation is crazy yes double parked yeah i'm getting a ticket i'm getting told i'm like grandma
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you got it girl i'm gonna pull the car out i'll be right back damn yes i love my grandma shout out
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grandma i love you period we know you're a huge fan of the show we know you're a huge fan of the show
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but she watches everything i do i love that i know but no because i'm pretty dirty not everything
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girl not everything my grandma needs to watch and sometimes she's like oh yeah i saw you i'm
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saw you on that show talking about you know i'm the douching thing and i was like
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and you're like grandma that wasn't me that was my alter ego yeah that wasn't me
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so what have you been up to you know how's life life is good life be life in period which is my tour
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in january okay i'm very excited and i'm so excited for you i'm coming to do an la show and i would love
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to invite you and the boo and it's on camera yes it's on camera no definitely but it's like this show
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i'm doing is where i'm really i'm talking about my life in a really candid open way i'm talking about
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some really crazy intimate things and it's a mix of like stand-up storytelling and some music in
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there oh so fun and people leave in the show and i get like the mentions and everyone's like
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girl i was not expecting to cry tonight like right i know it's like it's getting real because
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you also can sing the house down can i just fucking say but it has an incredible voice thank
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you i'm pissed the fuck off about it all i got was funny i got hit with the funny shit and that's it
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well you you you don't do any type of music or instruments or anything no really not at all girl
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i started i asked for a keyboard for christmas like when i was in probably seventh grade and i got it
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and then i taught myself like three songs and then i was like well i think i pretty much got the gist
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like just like moved on i was just like i wish i had that in me i wish i could play piano i'm like
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proficient i could like like you know place like the bare minimum because i had to be proficient for
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i did music ed in school yeah but like i cannot play like that when i see people when i see someone
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playing piano it is so hot it's right that's so true yes to get on piano just get there and just
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whatever right i know but that's how i feel about singing too and then i was joking about this with my
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sister once but i was talking about how like you know sometimes and this is specifically to
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influencers because i'm an influencer i don't want to joke about being a dickhead online but like
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sometimes when they want you to know they can sing or they're like gonna try to transition
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into singing they'll post like 15 seconds of them doing a little riff and they'll be like i don't
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know drafts right let's just sing right that's what i always think just sing and i was laughing
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about it but then i started thinking i'm like but let me find out i can sing because if i do
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i'm gonna do the same shit and i'm a hypocrite sorry well you know frank simatra found out late in
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like that he could sing and he became frank sinatra so it may be a secret talent that you
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don't even know girl and you know what you've never seen me and frank sinatra in the same room
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sometimes i hope sometimes i think i'm like maybe i am an amazing singer and then maybe i just
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find the right song you might girl you might but i love your voice i think you're a fantastic
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singer thank you thank you and you're fucking hilarious thank you and i know you have your
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new podcast which is so exciting yes monet talk yes let's talk about it oh i okay so i i like you
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i think we have this in common i love to talk yes talking is my favorite thing to do period every
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report card was always kevin is really smart he won't shut up i had to move kevin across the room
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again please like i i've always been a talker i love talking and i had the podcast with bob but i was
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like you know we have our own dynamic but i i used to my show exchange rate my talk show yeah i used
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to love having guests right paul all kind of crazy people on there and i wanted to kind of
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invoke that energy again and it was also fun like i love talking to people talking to people about
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them about their lives but also like finding out are you an instacart type of girl or like are you
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not because instacart is a shady business right yeah i think so yeah they're they're shady they do
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not respect your food they will get you the shittiest bananas they could find i'm like did you did
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you run over your these bananas with your car before you brought them to my door and don't let me
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get a male instacart driver girl because cancel my order and give me a mystery bag instead the worst
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fuck out of here the worst they don't even try they don't care i had i i not even kidding a week
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ago i got i had a pretty big order because i needed some stuff but i needed a duvet cover right and i was
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like okay i need a new duvet cover and then they're pretty standard duvet covers yeah it was for target
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and it's like probably a 60 year old man that's doing it and then he messages me he goes there's no
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duvet covers and i go you're in target so i find that really hard to believe that's actually
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impossible that they don't have any he goes i checked they don't have any sends me a picture
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nothing but duvet covers hey queen let's try reading gary get it together i saw i see at least
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four in this picture like come on yeah yeah they're just they're shopping for you with with
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with reckless abandon they barely hear they're it's horrible no no no no no i can't you know what you
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want to know something crazy one time i was really sick and uh i was on my period at the same time
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and i needed uh i my washer and dryer were broken and i needed underwear like clean underwear obviously
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yeah but i needed like regular looking underwear not a thong or something because obviously i'm on
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my period yeah and i had to order i ordered it from instacart because it was late and my my man was
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like let me just go to the store and i was like no please don't leave like i feel so sick i don't want
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yeah once you hear it with me yeah and so i ordered it of course it's a man that gets my order
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and then i'm like god this is gonna give me the worst underwear in the world my legs are gonna
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turn purple because it's gonna be too small and i was like fuck and i was like it's such a bad mood
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and then he sent me the most detailed pictures he was like okay they have brief bikini cut thong
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and he's like they have a multi-color pack black or all white okay and i was like okay king i said one
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of each he said one of multi-color one in black i said yeah he said okay perfect i'll get both do
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you want to try the other one too i said no that's fine he drops them off when i tell you that's the
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best underwear i have now girl i'm not kidding okay so we need to find his we need to we need to
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dox him because that's an eligible bachelor okay yes that's great i was shocked i was like because
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all that was in my order was literally just three packs of underwear that's it i love that he was
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giving me he's like okay are you sure you don't want me to look around i could do one more lap i said
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no king you did your job i appreciate you thank you he's like this one is um it just some cotton
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and i just feel like a little crease when you you know what i mean i love that imagine he messages
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me again he goes no send me a picture of you in them oh you ruined it i ruined all of it recently
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like last year i was i was um i was walking i was in target this is not sponsored by the way but
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you should sponsor the show right okay and i walked to target and i'm in the aisle getting something
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but in next door was the female uh the female hygiene stuff okay pads and tampons and stuff
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yeah and then so i'm there i'm gonna i'm here to see women like this woman is on the phone
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talking to someone another woman on the phone and she's like being like really quiet about like what
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she's asking she's like hey to you and i was like i was like this i turned around i was like this is
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none of my business yeah i was like and please i know this is not my place but i want you to talk
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with your chest girl do not do not like i was like do not feel the need to for me or anyone in
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the house here talk about what you need a heavy flow blah blah blah and like see like don't be
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embarrassed about what she's like she's like oh my god thank you i needed to hear that i was like
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here girl just say that shit out loud right why don't it's a human function that we let half of
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literally more than half the population does right amen yeah right and that and i love that you said
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that i think that's really sweet i remember when i was younger i was like in high school when i was still
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using or pads when i was still using pads and i remember one time i was talking to my sister i was
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like i hate putting them on at school because i feel like it sounds like i'm doing arts and crafts
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in the fucking bathroom it's like right like it's just so fucking loud sounds like velcro it's loud as
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fuck and then everyone knows i'm putting a fucking diaper between my legs i'm walking around with a
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pool noodle between my fucking thighs and then like my sister i'll never forget my sister goes i don't
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give a fuck when i open them i'm like really she goes no because i need it so i want to wipe her
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yes i love that i think i hearing that first of all my sister's a lesbian need to mention that
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every episode but i should have known then i should have known then my sister was like who
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gives a fuck right she's like no everybody gets them who cares and then i was like actually that's
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tea i never forgot that because now i never care about how quiet for some reason i would get so
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embarrassed it was so quiet in there yeah like no as if no one in that bathroom knows what that is
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please and then i'm in my house like in like both in both my guest bathrooms i make sure i'm
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sock with tampons pads everything so just in case oh that's so sweet yeah like but again when i was a
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kid like you know not until the past five years i've been conscious of it but now now that i've
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now that you're behind the curtain of oz i'm like oh yeah like i need to be more conscious and
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thoughtful about that that's really sweet i love that speaking of oz what a weird transition we love
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wicked so good we love it so are you good speaking of periods we love and i'll just tell you i was so
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jealous because so many of my friends and people i'm obsessed with and parasocially obsessed with
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like drew like they're at the wicked premiere and i was like oh my god i wish i was there but i
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couldn't go because i was in colorado doing a role with um denver with colorado opera but i was
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just yeah the opera mind you but you know but i would have and i'm so grateful for the opera thank
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you so much for having me yes but to be going to the premiere of wicked like seeing it it was crazy
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i'm sure i will ask you i want to ask you my question though one of my fun questions i was
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asking on the carpet yeah i asked bob to this question um so i did a fuck mary kill uh-huh but
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with songs from the movie so i did the wizard and i defying gravity and what is this feeling
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okay right okay i'd love to know your answer okay i'm going to fuck defying gravity right that was
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pretty popular yeah because i mean a little orgasmic cynthia revo her version of it is
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unbelievable incredible i got chills like she's here
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like she's singing right now well true it is christmas and we have a surprise her to you at
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your show imagine i open this up she's inside it she's that small though she really could okay
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girl so jinx and i really sorry right adhg no you're totally not jinx and i did that thing for
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for for the premiere we did a thing with her and ariana and when i tell you cynthia and ariana
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walked in a room they were literally a fifth of my size girl i'm in heels teeny tiny towering over
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these women and they're probably the security was like whoa we need to hold this baby back
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no for real they are just teeny tiny ladies they're a bite size bite size like truly so and they
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were in heels and still like meeting me at my waist anyway um okay so fuck defying gravity right
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on the wizard and i what's the other one what is this feeling um um because of the choreo i'm
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gonna say mary uh what is this feeling loathing fun love and i had to kill the wizard and i love that
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song too i know me too that's tough oh i love that would you consider yourself an elphaba or an
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glinda so bob and i had this conversation right and i think that in our dynamic i think he is the
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elphaba the elphaba and i'm the glinda yeah yeah i think so what about just by yourself just by
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right and i'm mean as fuck that's mine right i don't give a damn what anybody thinks i'll dance
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for my goddamn self you know what i'm saying right when i saw that oz dust ball scene oh my god i okay
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well i watched it at the premiere that was the first time i'd ever seen it obviously when i my
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sister and i first of all both sobbing quietly trying to be i was crying so hard i thought i was
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gonna have to go to the bathroom like i was like i have to excuse myself i'm like losing my mind
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like i'm literally having a heart attack like something's wrong with me and also i can i just
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say what i don't care about the goat song oh my god okay i hate that song so in my apple like i
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downloaded the whole album obviously and i deleted i deleted from library that one right and i also
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deleted from library uh a sentimental man because when i listen to the thing in full i just don't want
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to hear those no shade no shade uh peter dinklage you're incredible i know uh uh mr man mr whiz
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jeff uh jeff goldblum you're incredible but when i'm listening to the flow of the songs i just show
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me the girls yeah help me the girl let me hear the girls i don't want to hear that's why i can't wait
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for our part two act two which is coming in a four in next half moon it's like why we have to wait a
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year i know i don't know but i was like the second act is like my favorite act and no good deed
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girl what and thank goodness oh i am going to climax when i hear no good deed okay i just can't wait i
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can't imagine what they're gonna do oh i can't wait it's gonna be so good we're only talking about
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wicked now don't care i love it huge fan okay i have a question for you okay when did santa be
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got when did was when did uh the santa illusion yeah go away for you do you remember what age you
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were no i don't remember what age like exactly and that's honestly a credit to my parents because my
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parents were doing like there was never one present under my tree until christmas morning
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never one same so i would wake up and be like same my parents couldn't have done this there's far
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too many right like i would just always think that it's probably just i aged out of it i think i just
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like middle school maybe like middle school yeah like yeah 12 i was 11 12 i was nine when it happened
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okay because up until nine i was full i was like yo santa like this nigga is
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he's all over the world he out here like this like he's hustling he is magic yeah and then at
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night and my the 90 my christmas when i was nine my mom said i she sent me in her room to get
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something like it was one of those things like she was in the living room and i had to go get whatever
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i was like fine i went to her room and it was like i don't know magic i was something like i heard a
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little voice said look into the closet and i saw a uh some presents wrapped in there and i was like
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oh that's interesting interesting and i woke up the next morning and it was the same presence that
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did you confront her i did not i never until this moment
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and i said well and she comes out and i was like and i remember being so hard i was like oh my god
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he's not real but i also was also as a kid i was like but kudos to my parents for really doing that
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that's how i felt too exactly i felt the same way and i and i remembered too like sometimes like when
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i started getting a little bit older i would say like elementary school i started feeling pressed by
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my friends because i was like no he is real like i was i was like you'd think i was defending him in
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court bitch i was like you guys don't know what the fuck you're talking about and i was and i'm
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over going a big fucking know-it-all so of course i'm like you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong
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you're wrong uh and so i remember i would like do shit to like prove it so i would like write letters
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to santa but i would like leave them by the tree and i'm like this is specifically for santa and if
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he's for real he'll write back to me and i know he will and i remember one year i did it because i was
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so pissed off at this girl that kept telling me he wasn't real and i was like i'm telling you he is
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and i'm gonna prove it so i like i wrote a letter and i like left it by the tree and i'm like
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he's gonna respond i know him i know him like i know i'm like myself he's gonna do it and the next
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morning i remember running downstairs and i went to go get it and this is before christmas so i was
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like santa this is an emergency so do what you gotta do tap in yeah exactly lock in with me yeah and
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then when i went downstairs like i got a letter back but it was on like christmas parchment paper like it
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was like branded like monogrammed paper and the handwriting was so like it was like such a
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script looking handwriting like i knew what my mom's handwriting looked like i know what my dad's
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handwriting looked like and i was like well unless a white man broke in here and just did this shit i
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your travel agent today conditions apply oh like i was so convicted in it i took it to school
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i showed that girl in my class and she was like she was gagged bitch i gagged her yeah she was like
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and everyone was like oh my god i was like see told you damn and then she was like well it's probably
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your parents i go my parents don't write like that and i was showing her like things my mom had written
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i guess i'm dead you know it all receipts receipts up to my eyeballs bitch i have them all
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i've thought of every possible thing she could have said a burgo to my core and then she was like
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what if it was your cat who wrote it and i said case closed
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i just said that i said i won i won bitch you look like a fool cats can't write i'm talking about
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so that was like i that was probably when i was in like fourth or fifth grade so i think when i aged out
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of it i just kind of was like my parents were doing the craziest shit committed though i love
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that what would you say is your most like fun or like memorable present you've ever gotten in your
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christmas oh my most memorable present oh i'll tell you it was around the time um home alone was
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really home alone 2 was popping okay lost in new york yeah lost in new york which i was i was last night
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at the the tree ring party we had a few whatever um i was asking people i was like what's which one
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is more iconic home alone one home alone two i'm a home alone two stan really yeah i think it's the
00:22:25.880
new york connection and like i just love home alone two was huge i will say it had um not tim horton
00:22:32.140
what's his name uh tim curry i have no clue the man from casper meets wendy i have no clue anyway
00:22:39.300
the guy who played the bellman the hotel guy okay tim curry um it has the the pigeon lady oh yes
00:22:45.800
it has some like honey moments in it true um and so home alone two was was out it was popping
00:22:50.740
and i asked for his like the the walk the talk back thing he had he would like record himself on
00:22:56.520
a thing and play back to his parents oh yeah yeah yeah okay i asked it up for christmas and then
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like my mom was like you know uh it's gonna be tough to get blah blah blah yeah and i got it for
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christmas and it was like i don't know why i just loved that i had this thing from this iconic
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movie and that's so sweet though i love that i love when you get a gift that you're like you never
00:23:15.920
really think you're gonna get that's so fun yeah i love that also the also the year i got a
00:23:21.120
playstation that was a pretty big year too it was the first playstation where i was like oh my god
00:23:25.920
is this so cool everyone will come to my house and play mortal combat and shit love the playstation
00:23:30.580
are you a gamer girl i am a gamer girl what kind of games do you like i like third person
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players i hate first person yes oh my god you're so me yes i hate i hate first person i hate for
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like halo and call of duty i don't like those kind of games i like when i can see the person
00:23:45.340
and like run around and do stuff like that love love love love love you're so me did you play god
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of war ragnarok no i but my fiancee played god of war and that was fun i love that was really fun
00:23:55.820
love god of war i played have you played red dead redemption no but i should girl that one okay i
00:24:01.120
played that during covid and when i finished i was like playing it all the time obviously because
00:24:06.460
we had nothing but time during that time and i remember it was like so i was in that weird
00:24:11.520
transitionary period of my life because i got fired and i had just barely started kind of doing
00:24:15.760
tiktok so i was really lost at the time so i was like i know what i'll do i'll play a video game
00:24:19.160
and so i like balls deep in that game i played it all the time i would play till like two in the morning
00:24:23.200
and when it finishes like at the end the ending's sad but like you can also determine the ending
00:24:29.060
it ends the same regardless it's just like you're either a good person or a bad person whatever i
00:24:32.640
always have to be a good person in the games and then at the end i was sobbing when it ended i was
00:24:38.340
crying like i lost a family member and i was literally like it's just he's just such a good
00:24:43.440
person it's like having a nervous breakdown because i had such like a connection to him okay i'm gonna
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play i'm gonna play it too then it's so fun i also play last of us love last of us oh my sisters
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played that one oh they're so good they're scary they are scary but i'm gonna play
00:24:58.820
through the last of us 2 again because i want to because season two of the show is coming out
00:25:03.080
i don't remember how it goes that's a good idea yeah i love that have you ever played the assassin's
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creed games i never got into those no i never got into those ones are pretty fun if you want a
00:25:10.840
mindless one where you can run around a lot okay maybe i should get into that because now i'm home
00:25:14.980
right recuperating right i want to play something you need a new game yeah new game yeah because i
00:25:21.080
will replay a game over and over again me too i've actually done that too yeah i think it's fun i played
00:25:25.940
through final fantasy 10 like three times because i think it's one of my i think it's my top favorite
00:25:30.560
video game of all time i've never played that one but i don't like the other final fantasy games like
00:25:35.140
i don't like seven i don't like four i don't like anyone except 10 so i don't know what that means but
00:25:40.000
it's the only one i like that's so fun it's also the gayest one i think too yeah you know that's why
00:25:45.740
you feel so connected yeah she's like always doing like summoning her summons are so i'm like she's
00:25:49.620
basically voguing she's like like summoning these goddesses and you said she's fierce i love her
00:25:55.200
i like that i like that about her i know i laugh because when um i play like if i play like gta or
00:26:03.120
something like that i like to play like the storyline but if i like play with my sister she
00:26:07.760
likes to just fucking run around which is fun too i like to run around but sometimes when we play
00:26:12.340
together i'm like dace come over here yeah i'm like you i'm like you we're staying mission focused
00:26:17.060
yeah we need because this is why i can't play breath of the wild that the breath of the wild
00:26:20.740
link uh link game oh yes i've heard of that one yeah yeah because it's like one of those open world
00:26:25.400
games but girl you like you can spend 40 hours riding horses in the desert i'm like what is the
00:26:31.200
mission we need to save the princess we gotta save the princess i don't like this jack around shit i
00:26:36.600
don't like it no no no no no i'm like i want to do the mission and like focus there's a newer game
00:26:41.500
that just came out called black myth wukong have you heard of this game no okay it sounds problematic
00:26:46.440
like it's like a fantasy game but you're like you're a literal oh this sounds awful now that
00:26:59.920
you said this but you're a literal monkey like an actual really you're like a red furred monkey
00:27:05.000
it's like he looks like uh i don't what kind of monkey is that i don't know what it is me acting
00:27:09.880
like i know the difference of monkeys it's just like it's one with red fur and he has like a really
00:27:13.620
long tail and really big ears and like that's the person you play as which hate that immediately
00:27:19.840
hate that i told one of my fiance was like just try it like i think you'll like it it's like an open
00:27:23.960
it's a open world game it's a mission focused game whatever and i was like i'm having i'm having
00:27:29.400
trouble connecting to the monkey spiritually i'm having i'm having trouble connecting to him i don't
00:27:34.720
know we'll see and i was like i was trying it and that game is like reviewed i guess to be
00:27:39.880
very difficult to play like the storyline is really hard no matter how what level you fucking
00:27:44.820
put it at yeah bitch when i tell you i'm only running around for a couple minutes and then i
00:27:49.580
have to fight two bosses already and i have no weapons no skills i don't know how to do shit
00:27:53.960
i'm pissed off yeah i'm angry yeah and so i played and then of course as soon as i got killed at least
00:27:59.760
three times i was like well now all of my other plans are shot because i have to sit here and i have
00:28:04.360
to beat this and i got nothing else to do i my whole day is taken now and then i literally haven't
00:28:10.300
played it since after i played for hours just that one day and it's literally because i don't like
00:28:15.080
losing that many times yeah i was like it's too hard there's not enough like let me fuck around let
00:28:20.400
me like figure it out let me learn my moves literally me as a kid playing price bandicoot and
00:28:24.840
like my big brother i loved that i loved it too but you go back and play those games they were hard
00:28:30.040
for someone in just get barely getting to double digit ages i'm like nine and a half trying to
00:28:35.480
play this game like i'm like crying because i can't beat this stupid platform game i'm like
00:28:39.120
sean can you please do it for me please that's so funny i that's how i was too about games yeah i'd
00:28:44.880
make my dad do it if i couldn't do it but then when he couldn't do it i was like oh good
00:28:48.260
i was like i feel validated i loved crash bandicoot and the spyro games
00:28:53.980
i wrote yes the dragon one yes i loved those games look at us we're the same yes we're the
00:29:00.480
same love okay period okay wait let's transition into this sorry we're just talking about no i love
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it i love it it's the best okay so our topic for today we have boyfriends and husbands who
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overlook their partners during the holidays while expecting them to do all the work like
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basically all the basic domestic stereotype gifts tree trimming but with no help
00:29:20.360
street trimming party but it's just you at the party by yourself or not helping with cooking
00:29:25.960
cleaning hosting all of that stuff do you like hosting i love hosting me too i love hosting um
00:29:31.420
especially holidays do you host no because i don't love oh that's right that's right okay
00:29:35.660
but you do love to host i do love to host we i host game nights pretty often people roll through
00:29:40.920
by the way i would love you to come over for a game night oh girl don't threaten me with a good time
00:29:44.280
nicole by we always just play stupid games i love a game night and i just pretend i just eat do a
00:29:49.340
bunch of mushrooms and pretend i can know what's going on so i get high as fuck too and i sit there
00:29:54.000
exactly but i love hosting and i because i i will go out i get all the drinks and foods and snacks i
00:30:00.960
want everyone to have a good time and i love hosting me too yes and like i feel like i i love to host but
00:30:07.420
i i love to host the way you do too which is like provide everything and just come and have a good time
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yeah it's always fun i mean i'm coming for the party too right like i want to have a good time
00:30:17.400
but i'm also i have a little ocd so like why everyone's having a good time i'm always cleaning
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up too because like i don't like my brain gets crazy so i kind of i try to balance both you're
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clean yeah you're like and you're not having fun yeah you know i'm like i'm gonna have fun
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no i'm not having fun you're like i'm gonna have so much fun but i love having fun doing that too
00:30:35.900
though you know what i mean i feel like seeing everyone else have fun it makes me have fun you're
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so me yeah 100 me i'm like and sometimes i would like tell my fiance i'm like do you think everybody's
00:30:44.620
having a good time and he's like yeah of course literally needed my boyfriend oh my god do you
00:30:50.720
think so okay cool i just want to make sure i just want to make sure everybody the vibes are high
00:30:55.160
love okay perfect you're just like me so for this one we have this first one okay this is a response
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video to a skit called how guys buy girls gifts for christmas where two guys are shopping for their
00:31:07.640
girlfriends but they keep buying things they want for themselves and a man admits that he once bought
00:31:12.040
his girlfriend a vintage trivial pursuit game just because he wanted it women in the comments were
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started to share their own real life experiences with disappointing gifts have you ever gotten a
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disappointing gift from a like a romantic partner okay yes okay yes
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last year my boyfriend is normally really good at getting gifts okay he's really good like listening
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and like the thing like valentine's day or birthday or christmas come around i'm like oh my god that's
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yeah that's a good one they forget that um but and i never said i wanted to do this but he got
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kind of kind of works with everyone earlier he got me a playstation portal okay and which is a nice
00:31:55.700
gift yeah that's the the portable version of the ps5 but you know in in true sony fashion it's not
00:32:02.520
like a switch like you can't just pick it up and like play anywhere it doesn't work it doesn't work
00:32:06.960
i'm pissed off at it yeah you know what i mean i'm so serious i've tried to play i've played tried
00:32:11.240
to play the witcher on it and i was like girl this thing doesn't work unless i'm right next to it
00:32:14.720
literally what's the point so and like someone you know travel traveling a lot yeah like i want to be
00:32:19.680
able to like be at a hotel and be like okay i'm gonna play my thing okay it's impossible i see oh so
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is i see where his mind was at exactly just in practice the product's not very it's not a good
00:32:28.920
product i don't know what's wrong with that thing girl i try i literally try it on one and now it
00:32:33.400
just i literally played it one time ever and it just sits in the house just that's so funny that is
00:32:38.800
so funny you say that because i got it for the same reasons i was like okay when i travel i'll take this
00:32:43.600
with me and that'll be something nice that's not my phone no that i can play and then it doesn't work
00:32:48.600
it doesn't work it has no signal and then you need to be connected to the same wi-fi and it has
00:32:53.580
to be it's it's a mess my fiancee tried to play it sitting in our room like he was like let me try
00:32:59.100
it in the room so because we have a ps5 in the living room so he went in the room and it still
00:33:02.520
wasn't working still doesn't work yeah it's a mess it's a waste like wherever he's like but he he
00:33:07.760
understands but i think and they're not cheap they're not cheap girl yeah even his spirit he's
00:33:12.360
like i really want you to play and i'm like well it doesn't work as well i mean maybe i can like sell it
00:33:16.560
to someone i don't know but that's a disappointing gift yeah that's that's fair though but his heart
00:33:21.240
was in the right place yes and it would have been a great gift if it worked yeah right okay t he also
00:33:26.640
got me a dice in one year because i so i'm like this is a gift for the house this is for us us this is
00:33:36.160
not a solo gift girl you know but then also when i when i get a shade of gift because i am a pisces and
00:33:42.100
well a pisces aquarius cuts when i'm a little vindictive so for your next gift gonna be
00:33:46.660
half measures available half measures girl so when is your time for me give you a gift it's
00:33:53.020
gonna be reflective of the gift you gave me before hello i don't think i've ever gotten one
00:33:59.960
like if if i did get one it would be similar like that like where i'd be like damn it doesn't work
00:34:04.900
i don't think i've ever gotten one though where i was like from a partner romantic partner where i was
00:34:09.640
like yeah yeah like we my sister and i talked about it recently like the only gifts i've ever
00:34:14.000
gotten that i thought were like bad were like they're almost like from family members that
00:34:18.840
don't really know you that well so they kind of just get you whatever yeah to which i'm always
00:34:22.980
like money works money gift cards money and gift cards yeah if you're an extended family just give
00:34:27.960
me money or gift card or a bottle of alcohol like yeah you can't go wrong with that you know what
00:34:31.720
i mean yeah or like give me a shirt or a dress like they're like oh i know you do drag now here's
00:34:36.140
this dress yeah i do drag but i don't dress ugly
00:34:39.940
right like like the girl yeah you went to ross and got me the 26 dollar dress and you thought you
00:34:48.580
ate well you should throw it up because it's horrible i know i'm like i feel like my sister
00:34:55.620
and i had that kind of stint with like extended family that they would get us either matching
00:35:00.760
things and were like teens yeah matching things just like once purple once pink like okay well
00:35:08.000
i'm 19 but thank you right like it's like shit like that or oh one time i said like my in-laws
00:35:15.520
it was like extended family on my in-laws side so like they never really see them they didn't know
00:35:20.820
me at all this was their first time meeting me um and i and this was probably the second year i was
00:35:26.180
dating my fiance so i'm like fairly new so i'm not expecting anything from extended family at all
00:35:31.920
um i brought something for everyone because i'm brown and it's just i can't help it but it was like
00:35:36.460
bottles of wine and shit like that just to be polite and they were like oh we got you something
00:35:40.620
too it was like an extended family member and i was like oh really like for me and they were like
00:35:45.200
yeah yeah like of course like we know it's like you know you're with billy and we love you guys
00:35:50.420
and blah blah blah like they're like really gassing the gift and they're like oh we just we had to get
00:35:54.480
you one we thought of you and like yeah of course i was like okay and they got it and it was like
00:35:58.120
these fancy like truffle chocolates which i was like oh that's so sweet like thank you like and so
00:36:04.220
when i was looking at the gift later in the day i was like it had like a picture on the back like it
00:36:09.700
was in a bag it clear it was clear the bag came with the chocolates and so it had a little like
00:36:13.720
diagram on the back of like what truffle chocolates were in there and i was like oh cool and then i was
00:36:18.340
like well let me open it so i took out the box and a card fell out and i was like oh shit i didn't even
00:36:23.620
know they wrote me a card and i let go and i opened the card and it was a very detailed card
00:36:28.080
to the couple that gave it to me from tenants who live in their building because they're like
00:36:33.460
but it was a very detailed like you guys are the best you always help fix my sink you're like the
00:36:41.020
nice and i read the whole thing i go oh this gift wasn't for me and i was like oh oh okay and then
00:36:50.380
like reading the intimate details in that card i was like well this seems like a really meaningful
00:36:54.580
gift for y'all like i was like well shit and then i i had to laugh there's no way you can't laugh
00:37:01.140
i'm like well the thought was there yeah but i know it's on the way out there like oh shit billy
00:37:05.940
has a new girlfriend grab that bag right there there's a chocolate i've definitely regifted
00:37:11.540
things before but i made sure it wasn't me too that's my point i'm like i trust me i get it
00:37:15.960
like you and i think like that's where i think if it's like a spouse that's new to the family
00:37:21.360
i think you can't go wrong with a gift card or candles right or maybe like lotion or something i
00:37:29.320
don't know a blanket yeah everyone needs a blanket right it's california blanket especially if
00:37:34.400
we're like adults i feel like those are and then kids i feel like are easy to buy for oh for sure
00:37:38.580
yeah like and then teens just get the money yeah you just want money they don't they don't care
00:37:43.200
about anything i love when kids are so blunt about about gifts like it makes me laugh
00:37:48.600
like i remember one time my my cousin like so my cousin her like her dad is my mom's brother and he's
00:37:57.880
a usc fan so he's been to usc and he's just a die hard usc fan and so everything he loves usc
00:38:05.960
visors usc coolers like he's just one of those kinds of guys and so he would get stuff for her
00:38:12.020
all the time he only has one child she's a girl and she's very girly she loves girly stuff but when
00:38:16.620
she was like a child like probably like nine um they were like okay let's open gifts because we were
00:38:21.540
like doing small gifts on christmas eve and she opens it and she's like not more usc stuff and
00:38:28.280
she starts sobbing we're all laughing and then she's like i don't want this because she was like
00:38:36.600
nine years old hilarious i love how honest kids are it kills me do you have a lot of kids in your
00:38:41.640
family um my brother has four kids but like when i was younger we used to celebrate our christmas
00:38:48.320
like big family together but now everyone is kind of like he's like his wife and his kids i feel it
00:38:52.460
like everyone is separate a little bit yeah i don't see many little kids during the holidays okay my my
00:38:56.900
partner's family has some younger kids oh nice really they're like between like nine and 18 now so
00:39:02.720
they're yeah like little kids yeah and it's kind of easy i feel like kid you're like you're right
00:39:07.420
money gift cards just money and gift cards yeah that's all they want also being out being in our
00:39:12.040
position like we get like oh you know i'm sure you get a lot of pr packages hell yeah baby i will
00:39:15.560
re-gift some things in our package so fast sometimes they come so pretty i'm like well
00:39:20.420
that's going in someone's talking 100 100 because also you just can't use the amount of things you
00:39:26.180
get i know it's just impossible to use absolutely the amount of makeup i have i have enough makeup
00:39:30.180
to fill this room i know that's why i know and i always think too like even and you know i'm sure
00:39:35.180
you do this too because you love to host sometimes when people come to my house when i'm hosting i'm
00:39:38.780
like everyone grab a grocery bag yep go in that room yes and take whatever the fuck you want
00:39:43.300
take whatever you want take whatever you want and i like sometimes they'll be like oh do you want me
00:39:47.100
to show it to you i'm like i wouldn't notice if it's gone take it whatever you want yeah like
00:39:51.740
because i i try to empty it as often as i can and donate it yeah but there's just so much of it and
00:39:57.100
it's just like just take it like i'll literally like you need a new skincare routine get in there
00:40:01.900
girl yeah girl get to work get into it also some some some companies they like go like i remember
00:40:06.940
one year i don't know if you when doritos released those those dipping sauces did you get it no i got
00:40:12.620
their new flavored doritos i got that one and that one was crazy too to my door showed up a pyramid that
00:40:19.620
was at least like i want to say three and a half four feet tall like a pyramid like a big ass pyramid
00:40:25.700
for two dipping sauces and i was like this is insane the marketing for this is crazy girl
00:40:33.480
like i think that all the time girl it was like two and like at the top of like the pyramid just
00:40:38.400
pull out these two drawers and there was like a dipping sauce and this big of cheese ranch the
00:40:42.600
other one was like another thing and i was like this big ass pyramid for those two dipping sauces is
00:40:47.160
wild but i was like i know sometimes they're extras fuck like i did a miller light deal and they
00:40:54.160
but this i needed they they like dropped off it was a a keg stand like it holds a keg and it's like
00:41:01.960
a giant present like humongous it was up to like my shoulder it was huge and it's all metal and it came
00:41:09.420
with like a big bucket to put a keg in and then it holds a christmas tree what and so it was enormous
00:41:16.200
and it was when it was dropped off it was on a pallet and the the man who dropped it off was a hundred and
00:41:22.780
he was like do you care if i just leave this pallet like my back hurts i was all like i guess not
00:41:27.480
i care but now i can now i feel bad if i say yes i'm like i actually don't want a pallet in my garage
00:41:33.280
but you seem like you're not really asking you're just fucking and i told like it's so funny i was
00:41:39.440
like anyone that came over i was like do you guys like miller light or know anyone that likes
00:41:42.860
do any of you want that my dad was trying so hard to take it my mom was like that thing is ugly no
00:41:48.600
because it is it's enormous and i don't even remember who i gave it to i i gave it to someone
00:41:53.820
but they were like i'm gonna take this to my brother's frat house and i was like perfect perfect
00:41:58.520
you're the perfect home for it yeah 100 yeah i know what you mean there's just it's too much
00:42:02.920
there's too many things too many things girl and i am not a hoarder like i me either i love throwing
00:42:08.020
shit away me too i do not hoard things same i yeah same i'm like it doesn't spark joy bye bye
00:42:13.600
okay well these are some of the comments about awful gifts people have gotten like this one says
00:42:19.940
my ex is a giver of what he likes he does it with the kids too he believes his tastes and interests are
00:42:25.900
superior he can't lower himself to buy things he thinks are unworthy damn don't buy gifts then i know
00:42:32.820
then don't expect things from other people no for real it's so funny we were talking my mom's sister
00:42:38.600
and i were talking about this on the way down here but we were saying how like sometimes when men are so
00:42:42.880
convicted like straight men are so convicted that they're a good gift giver it's like because they
00:42:48.200
buy shit that they would want and i said whereas women and other people that are not straight men
00:42:55.080
they tend to listen to what you want and get you something like that yeah yeah it's like yeah i don't
00:43:01.880
care if i like it you like it yeah like defeats the purpose of a gift defeats the hope of a fucking gift
00:43:07.500
was gonna kind of curse no yeah of course you have fucking gift it's ridiculous we'll go on to
00:43:14.000
the next video so this in this video a man is recording his family on christmas morning and he
00:43:19.160
films all the kids opening their stockings films his own stocking and then films an empty stocking
00:43:24.440
sitting on the couch and he says whose is this and his wife says mine and he says why is it empty and
00:43:29.440
his wife says santa forgot about me i guess and the man laughs and the caption says that this woman's
00:43:34.820
husband forgot to fill her stocking for 10 straight years 10 years 10 years a decade oh don't waste a
00:43:43.680
second more run i know right a decade being forgotten by your husband for 10 years and again
00:43:50.460
christmas it may seem so minimal like just like i'm sorry something like well well it's just a
00:43:55.280
stocking but that to me is a symptom of a bigger problem exactly i mean of a bigger situation that's
00:44:00.000
happening yeah exactly if it just if it's if this happened on christmas imagine the other way she's
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being forgotten no shit like not even birthdays and anniversaries are out of the question i know
00:44:09.380
or honestly maybe even sexually like are you he's not like one of these motherfuckers that once you
00:44:14.780
get his nut done oh he's done he's tired all of a sudden like when was the last time this woman had a
00:44:19.580
great pleasurable sexual experience from this man who forgot about her on christmas probably you know
00:44:24.800
10 years before she met this guy that's the last one 10 years ago for real it's like like these
00:44:30.360
comments that god calmed down in the comments my husband never remembers oh girl that's one of those
00:44:35.920
things where they'll say something that they think is so funny and relatable and you're like oh i know
00:44:43.240
that sounds awful terrible like it's like it's it doesn't have to be that way actually it doesn't
00:44:49.980
need to be that way at all actually you know run like the way people are like oh girl my husband
00:44:55.420
never remembers me either hmm like baby we're not we're not celebrating that well then i'm holding
00:45:01.000
both your hands like what the fuck no i'm thinking of both of y'all in this moment like girl my husband
00:45:06.540
never remembers me i have no idea who i am oh my husband hates me he fucking hates me this one says
00:45:15.800
all of y'all weirdos for attacking that man how are you more mad at him than his own wife
00:45:21.400
ridiculous internet warriors i don't know his own wife it's her fault that she didn't get any gifts
00:45:26.320
right and then this one says damn all the single women are mad as fuck that's that's nothing people
00:45:31.380
love to like blame it on like or not blame it on or victimize a single woman no like single women
00:45:36.700
are if i was a single woman reading i'm like bitch i'm happy i'm not in that i'm happy that it's not
00:45:41.000
my reality i'm happy that this is not something i have to deal with every year for the past 10 years
00:45:44.980
exactly what it's like yeah it's like phew when you see that it's like that comment when that
00:45:52.920
sometimes people leave and they're like may this love never find me it's one of those that's how i
00:45:57.860
feel when i see it literally and also it's sad because it's like especially when i see because
00:46:02.340
that's like one of those things where women sometimes women will post like things about
00:46:06.040
their husbands being so thoughtless and and disrespectful in a very obvious but not like
00:46:13.240
flagrant way so it's not like they're being like physically abused or anything but they're being
00:46:18.720
like neglected emotionally and it's very obvious yeah and then everyone's like oh girl that's
00:46:23.560
terrible and then when she follows up with videos and she'll say things like you guys don't even know
00:46:28.940
him it's not even that serious like i remember a couple years ago i was getting tagged in this video
00:46:33.960
and it was like these this couple getting married and they were exchanging vows and this this video
00:46:38.300
went super viral on twitter and stuff too because it was just that bad but all it was like you could
00:46:43.660
hear her her vows were very like intimate sentimental like like they're supposed to be their fucking
00:46:48.540
vows yeah his were like it was like he was trying to be funny like do like almost like a roast like
00:46:55.260
oh no and he was like making jokes about having sex with her and like i promise to like put my my
00:47:03.240
wiener inside you every night at this time or whatever it was like gross weird disrespectful
00:47:08.280
shit like that they have your visa in the wedding vow yes girl like they're at the altar like he's
00:47:13.960
reciting them and their parents are there they have children and their children are there to which i'm
00:47:18.760
like and i remember i was getting tagged in it a million times and that girl like was getting she
00:47:24.520
kind of got mad that i was getting tagged even though i didn't say anything and she was like you are all
00:47:29.800
fucking single and you're all like mad that's how we joke around that's what we do like he's a big
00:47:35.140
jokester he likes to joke blah blah blah and i remember i kept getting tagged in it so much so
00:47:39.580
that i was getting annoyed because i was like this is clearly awful and i'm sending love and light her
00:47:44.100
way that's pretty much all i can do yeah but like i talked about it and i was like for those of you
00:47:48.860
tagging me like i get it but i also i feel bad for women who are in this situation and have to make
00:47:55.260
peace with it so they find reasons to be okay with it 100 it's the same thing as this with the
00:48:00.320
gifts it's like you find reasons to make it feel less awful because it is awful objectively but i was
00:48:07.000
like but let's just say he's trying he is a funny guy right is are your wedding vows is that the time
00:48:13.740
to start trying out new material like i don't give a fuck if you're the headmaster of chuckles university
00:48:18.720
bitch why are you working a tight five here on our wedding day yeah like in front of me and our
00:48:25.520
family and the lord fuck you you know what i'm saying like yeah doing us doing a roast of your
00:48:32.020
wife at your wedding day is oh this will be hilarious that's how i feel like that's not the
00:48:37.640
time to do that shit insane for real see this is why i'm scared to get married what if like everything
00:48:43.740
is going so well at the wedding i found out this person is there i'm like well no but she's saying
00:48:48.660
he that's how he always was so i guess she always knew yeah yeah so it's like one of those but that
00:48:53.200
would be scary huh if you got married and that's where they decided to show you i know i'm like
00:48:57.020
damn they like they're finally like now i can be myself i'm like call calling for the prenup
00:49:02.440
okay this is these are uh comments from the last one about bad gifts but i want to read them so
00:49:09.380
this one says my ex bought me a wee a wee for christmas i'm not even a casual gamer and i had
00:49:15.640
asked for a nice drill drill and bit set and the wee gift was never for me it was a gift for him
00:49:21.560
and it was all a ruse first of all a wee at your grown age yeah uh also was this in 2007 like this is
00:49:30.840
i hope it was a long time ago and you you've healed since healed from that from that horrible gift
00:49:35.100
i hope so we oh my god if it was recent that'd be crazy yeah you bought like a refurbished yeah
00:49:40.220
like you went on ebay and you got a wee that's what you got on ebay okay yeah getting yeah a wee is
00:49:46.540
crazy a drill bit set honestly when i say something i i wish i was more handy i mean i need a drill bit
00:49:50.980
set are you handy no yeah me either not at all not at all and i don't that's one of those things
00:49:56.320
that i equate to like the car i'm like i don't care yeah like i'll find someone like i'll ask my man
00:50:03.500
and if he doesn't know i'll call my dad yeah that's kind of my solution to everything even
00:50:08.220
like hanging pictures up i will put a nail bang it in the wall and pray to god i'm like i think the
00:50:14.540
picture will this been centered and i don't know i'm just guessing dude when i was i was like trying
00:50:18.780
to hang something once and i called my dad to ask him because i was home alone and my man was at work
00:50:23.500
so i couldn't call him so i called my dad and i was he was like well it depends is there is there
00:50:27.840
like you know whatever the fuck a stud he's like is there a stud i go you're saying a lot of words
00:50:34.240
at me i don't know what they mean i asked you can i nail this into the wall is something bad gonna
00:50:38.880
happen and my dad's like it's not gonna go in why there's a stud back there what does that mean
00:50:43.040
and my dad's all just leave it i'll come and i'll do it and i was like all right
00:50:46.120
why did you say that for the beginning dad hello i know i was like i was telling my mom something the
00:50:52.460
other day about something i installed because my dad like my man can do most handy things but like
00:50:57.700
electrical work he can't do my dad for some reason can he like taught himself how to do it
00:51:01.820
so he's hung up all my ring cameras like my doorbell my lights like every my dad does all that shit for
00:51:07.420
me and like some my mom was telling me something and i was like she goes i think you need to buy like
00:51:12.720
these attachments for it and i was like okay and she goes yeah if you buy it and have it at the house
00:51:16.600
then you can like uh you know have someone install and i go and by that you mean i'll tell my dad
00:51:22.360
to be here tomorrow and he'll install it yes yeah and i go perfect that's one of those things
00:51:27.540
where i'm like i don't care you can do it oh 100 i don't know shit either that or i will i will
00:51:31.280
command strip my way out of anything okay i will command we will make it work we'll make it work
00:51:37.160
girl i love i love a hook that goes with the command thing on the back 100 yeah yeah i'll put 50 back
00:51:44.440
there i know my tv on the wall yeah well they have 3072 command strips holding that tv on the wall girl
00:51:51.420
holding that bitch up if there's an earthquake we're fucked but right now it's great it's great
00:51:57.640
i know i wish i was more handy but then i also think nah yeah i don't have room up here for it
00:52:05.860
you know just call it task rabbit or real or yeah yeah or um some other person that can do it i i even
00:52:12.420
like shit with the car like i remember one time i had to drop my car off to get new tires like all four
00:52:17.780
of them were bald as fuck and i needed to replace them whatever that means so like they called me and
00:52:23.460
they were like oh like we wanted to talk about the tires like and he was like asking me all these
00:52:28.840
fucking questions that i don't know gibberish girl he could have been casting spells on me
00:52:33.900
for all i fucking know the carburetor in uh the rear axle wheel of the cartilage exactly
00:52:41.740
it's always like well it depends did you turn the the v6 over the v85 and i'm like i don't know
00:52:47.400
what you're saying i don't know what that means i don't speak whatever that is yeah so what he was
00:52:52.640
telling me i go i i'm not sure and he goes well you don't know if like he was like okay well do you
00:52:59.220
know and ask me again another question i could not recite to you if my life depended on it and then i
00:53:03.620
said you know it might be easier if i just tell you this the only thing i know about that car other
00:53:08.440
than it's mine is that it's gray that's it i don't know shit past that so and that made him kind of
00:53:13.420
laugh and i go so whatever you're gonna ask me can you just like send it to me in an email and i'll
00:53:19.460
ask my dad literally yeah yeah you sound like you're trying to take advantage of me no because i
00:53:23.860
call my dad mechanics i feel like they always are right you always sign up for something then they
00:53:28.380
find something else and then you thought you're gonna be paying 300 dollars and now you're paying
00:53:32.140
800 like how exactly how did y'all hike this up so much and you know what i was like and am i
00:53:38.340
what misogynists believe a every woman to be a stupid bitch when i go to the mechanic yes yes
00:53:44.900
but you don't know that so i'm like am i that person when i go there yeah i feel like the dumbest
00:53:52.060
bitch alive when i have to go to the mechanic yeah but that's probably why i hate it that's why i
00:53:55.940
don't want to learn anything same because i was like whatever but also when i'm gonna go to the
00:53:59.300
mechanic this is what i do is because i think i'm gonna psych him out right i like find out what's
00:54:02.900
what's wrong with my car and i wikipedia the shit out of that one issue so i'll walk and i'll be like
00:54:07.840
yeah on the v697 it's like because you need to like recalibrate the auto the auto graphic then
00:54:12.700
then they'll throw some shit out i'm like and then you take your chips and leave the casino yeah
00:54:17.720
girl i just leave and then they'll throw some some other thing at me i'm like well did this happen
00:54:22.240
i'm like yes that's a good point yeah and i'm like okay yeah let me get a second opinion
00:54:27.680
okay this last one says and this is also a bad gift it's once my ex bought me merch for my
00:54:35.520
favorite quote favorite episode of a tv show we both liked i had never seen that season and he
00:54:42.460
spent half an hour trying to convince me i had before realizing he meant his ex so damn he bought
00:54:49.720
you ex for merch also merch merch for christmas gift as well also gaslighting me about the christmas
00:54:56.060
gift as well that's what i like to think that he thought genuinely it was her and then he
00:55:01.620
mid-argument is like that's not you yeah that's not your wrong one oh i've never i've never confused
00:55:11.140
lovers me either i've never done that me either yeah and i i feel like only a man would do that
00:55:17.120
to be honestly or i will say though when me and my sister were recording we recently we had people
00:55:23.460
send in the worst gifts and someone said that when they went to their in-laws house for the first time
00:55:28.960
for christmas they got her this big beautiful basket of harry potter stuff because they were
00:55:33.320
like oh you we know how much you love harry potter and it was so sweet and then she said um the thing
00:55:38.820
is though i've never seen those movies and they were talking about his last girlfriend she was like a
00:55:44.320
really big and they just like confused it i was like if that happened to me i would literally be like
00:55:49.940
thank you i was gonna say i would just go along with me like it's not worth it i'm like oh i'd be like
00:55:55.280
you know you know me yeah i do i do love i would so go along with it i'll just go along with it and
00:56:00.700
i think because some of the pressure i'm like well am i they're like my in-laws i don't want to
00:56:04.080
cause any drama exactly me too but year two i'm coming with fire when i get to know everyone i'm
00:56:11.700
like so who got me to my harry potter dvds last year then it's a joke we are all allowed exactly you
00:56:18.480
know what i mean but the first day i would just swallow it up i would i'll take the l i'll just
00:56:22.800
i'll eat it up i uh i remember one of the first dates i went on with my now fiance this was like
00:56:32.620
a date like because the first couple times we hung out i didn't think they were dates after the second
00:56:37.620
one i was like well obviously these are days and then like the third one he was like can i take you
00:56:42.180
on a date like he explicitly wanted me to know it was a day and i was like okay and so he's like i want
00:56:46.980
to take you to a restaurant he had been telling me about a sushi restaurant for a while he wanted
00:56:49.920
to take me to and we went and the food's bomb but when we sat there um there was a waitress there
00:56:55.500
that recognized him my my man is a big a large human he's hard to forget like you if you've seen
00:57:01.040
him you've seen him right yeah and she goes oh my god how are you he's like good she goes i haven't
00:57:06.640
seen her in so long he goes yeah me either and she looks at me and she goes new girlfriend
00:57:11.080
whoa he was like um and like again we're not official yeah and like early stages but we are
00:57:23.840
dating yeah this is literally the third date ever and we haven't even kissed yet so like we're like
00:57:30.420
sitting there and i go and then he goes well uh he is well not yet but if you keep talking like that
00:57:36.880
you might ruin it for me so and i started laughing and then she was like oh okay sorry sorry
00:57:42.900
and then later on in the day like she she really loved me she was so sweet such a sweet lady she
00:57:50.040
but she was older so that's why i think she was okay no no like filter got it and then she at the
00:57:55.100
end she was like much better much prettier and i was like and you know what julia you're fucking
00:58:00.820
right you know what extra tip for you yeah you just you just doubled your tip yes we love that i
00:58:09.020
love right i get older i want to i because i still have a little filterage on me when i get to like a
00:58:15.200
certain age like i want to by like 50 i give myself i want to be just completely unfiltered just walk
00:58:19.860
around just saying anything to anybody that's the dream that's what i want right i had karamo on
00:58:25.740
recently and karamo was like telling me you know what i can't wait to be an ancestor i think i'm
00:58:32.240
gonna be awesome i was like me too i think so too i can't wait to be an ancestor i love that right and
00:58:38.900
he was like i just think i'm gonna be awesome i'd be so good at it that's how i feel like getting
00:58:42.320
older too yeah as an old person i was like i'm gonna be so awesome as an old person yeah i'm gonna
00:58:46.840
be a great old person i think so too i'm gonna be a great an old person with no kids girl i'm just
00:58:51.360
gonna be living my life you're so me yeah you're so me same yeah period love that for us well we
00:58:58.060
talked about all kinds of things today on this very special holiday episode oh my god it's over
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already yeah i just got here girl i know it time flies when we're having three more hours at least
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girl before i just have to say this i'm a huge drop all fan i follow you on all the things every time
00:59:15.700
i see you come across my phone my tv honey i'm always in awe i just you just you better fucking
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work you're just such a legend you're so everything and you're just iconic i just love love love love
00:59:26.580
love you thank you you know how much i love you i told you the first time but like you're one of the
00:59:32.560
first queens i've ever like fallen in love with i mean we want to watch drag race like i'm just
00:59:36.260
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00:59:41.620
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00:59:45.540
yes yes yeah we have to it's gonna be great it's gonna be so fun and we're gonna host hostess with
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the mostest i get to see the hostess in action yeah it's gonna be fabulous oh my god now the
00:59:55.760
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