The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

00:00:00.000 and there's always gay people in the plays and so I'm in the front row paper white with a bald head

00:00:05.560 and I know these fags are doing their thing and they're like is that Trixie Mattel like

00:00:09.000 you know what I mean I don't know why this is the choreography but I know that they're like

00:00:12.160 what the fuck is going on here yeah good news what the fuck and they're like turning to the

00:00:17.300 other girls on stage being like she's dead like

00:00:19.920 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your fave

00:00:32.100 everybody knows me who cares about me first before we get on to the amazing guests happy new year y'all

00:00:37.800 happy 2025 and to kick off the new year we have an all-star returning the one the only the iconic

00:00:45.480 the legendary Trixie Mattel welcome back I can't believe you know when we first did this

00:00:53.440 well first of all when you get asked back it means you really were either great the first time or

00:00:58.240 I'm gonna give you another shot yeah because last time you fucked up yeah let's not let's let's make

00:01:02.840 this one count right yeah this is my this is my do-over that was my rehearsal right and or or secret

00:01:08.600 third option I got bullied into asking you well the fans bring back the so-and-so oh my fans are like

00:01:14.080 so Brittany hasn't been on your channel for two hours we're mad that's me Caleb and Brittany oh yeah

00:01:21.500 they're like aren't you guys gonna like get together and fucking make something oh well don't you wish

00:01:26.640 what would you do if it was me you Brittany and Caleb in a room what would happen I'd put a gun in my

00:01:31.480 mouth did you see did you see Caleb on Z-Way yes of course I did I hate him

00:01:38.900 he I think Z-Way was even like what do I do now yeah she was like what do I do that someone's

00:01:46.220 talking back to me you know what I mean that's not George Santos you know what I mean like and you

00:01:51.160 know and he's kind of the George Santos yeah that's true that's fair even George Santos isn't

00:01:56.060 the George Santos of drag it's Caleb yeah Caleb as George Santos yes I need Caleb to go on Drag Race

00:02:01.420 and read the girls could you imagine I would love that he'd be like you should leave yeah I'm not

00:02:05.940 gonna critique that they'd really be like you're too mean too mean to leave he is mean but in a

00:02:10.800 funny way oh I was watching that I just did his pod and there was one part was like did you know

00:02:14.000 I'm psychic and he goes what it's like mad I'm like okay I won't come on your pod and talk about my

00:02:20.260 secret talent my bad I'm sorry I thought you wanted to see stars yeah I thought you wanted

00:02:24.840 psychic friends call now and you know what's funny you're a Virgo and I'm a Virgo and I also think

00:02:29.680 I'm psychic okay so let's gang up on him well let's talk about what do you have a psychic

00:02:33.240 occurrence like one time where you were like damn I knew something yes I have them all the time but

00:02:37.820 I I feel like I mostly have them in like dreams or like I have dreams that of things that happen

00:02:43.140 you know people say oh deja vu I saw this that happens to me all the time but with huge things

00:02:48.680 like I'll see something so incredibly clear and I'm like well that's gonna happen to me I just don't

00:02:53.420 know when and then when it does I'm like I knew it I knew it also do you want to hear something so

00:02:58.100 stupid that I feel like I predicted would I ever say no to that I want to hear the stupidest thing

00:03:03.980 you've ever said you know the movie dear john you know it's a nicholas sparks book oh isn't it

00:03:09.760 isn't it an illness thing no no no oh that one well I mean there is illness in it but that one is

00:03:14.440 like a girl who's like she likes to build houses or whatever the less fortunate me making fun of her

00:03:20.580 I'm not trying to what a fucking bitch she builds houses what a loser bye she cares about people who

00:03:26.100 don't have homes if you get a tiny home tiny home at amazon you're not going to build a house

00:03:29.720 bitch get off your high horse you tool belt hoe nobody cares hgtv couldn't be me

00:03:36.120 she's like it's like he's a marine or something and he like they sound invested in the movie yeah

00:03:43.420 something something like building a house he's a marine some shit me not knowing the plot at all

00:03:48.420 I read the book when I was in middle school I remember this so clearly when I read it I was like

00:03:53.240 I like to like when I read I like to picture people in the roles because it helps me read faster

00:03:58.040 and so I not kidding this is years before this movie came out I would picture Channing Tatum

00:04:04.540 specifically as the soldier wow because I was like based off build and based off what

00:04:09.040 Nicholas Sparks has written I would assume he looks like Channing Tatum fast forward years later

00:04:13.440 he gets cast in the movie I really was like I predicted that I literally knew that

00:04:18.340 I think we take a break I thought you were gonna say you dreamt about a natural disaster

00:04:24.900 I thought you were gonna say you know you want to hear another one about Channing Tatum

00:04:30.300 newsflash bitch everyone dreams about Channing Tatum that I didn't dream about him I dreamed

00:04:36.180 him into that role and he's welcome you're welcome Channing Tatum if you ever watched this

00:04:39.760 you're welcome I think by reading Nicholas Sparks novels at that age we could tell you were

00:04:44.120 gonna become who you are is that when that's when the hate for men began right the Nicholas

00:04:48.600 Sparks right absolutely and I'd hate them in those books too I'd be like nah could I say

00:04:52.860 I have a worse psychic thing okay this is like two weeks ago I was at home right I was at

00:04:56.840 home and I was I was sitting and I was with someone and I go all right I just had like a

00:05:01.400 clear as day vision of Daryl Hannah and she has no makeup or no hair on and she looked really

00:05:07.100 surprised I was like did something bad happen to her she dying she can't like what's happening

00:05:11.580 yeah um you just convinced you're like oh yeah I have bad news for Daryl Hannah yeah so I was

00:05:17.740 like I'm gonna go pee can you google that I come back from peeing and my friend is holding the phone

00:05:22.540 like and I go why is it it's like 1203 he's like it's her birthday as a midnight this just happened

00:05:29.320 now nobody's been amazed by this but how often do we all sit and think about Daryl Hannah

00:05:34.720 I mean we all should more makeup and no wig and makeup and my vision of her being surprised at

00:05:40.780 midnight on her birthday you think she was surprised it was her birthday I mean I think

00:05:44.980 it's more impressive than predicting Channing Tatum's and dear John is it that sounds like those are the

00:05:49.860 same I'm like oh Channing Tatum and dear John Daryl Hannah's birthday and also both of those are not

00:05:56.540 psychic enough to get any response both of those are like okay I like how we're talking shit on each

00:06:01.820 other's visions or psychic abilities but everyone else is like neither of those things are psychic

00:06:05.680 you're fucking stupid those things mean you're you're a clairvoyant person but I do believe I am

00:06:12.960 I really do I think intuition exists right like I read Stephen King's The Shining and they talked

00:06:18.000 about The Shining in the book they talk about it almost as being like not necessarily clairvoyant

00:06:23.880 but it's like a spectrum of like some people have a little shine they'll do things like bring home

00:06:28.780 flowers uh one of the examples he was like oh bring home flowers to their wife not knowing she

00:06:33.020 had a bad day or they don't study for a test and they get good grades gotcha everybody has a little

00:06:36.980 bit of sensitivity yeah and obviously the extreme of that is oh I can help the FBI identify a dead body

00:06:41.720 yeah I don't have that that being said like have you ever seen The Conjuring the new one yeah okay

00:06:47.460 did you watch the newest one like the remake of it I they did like a remake a couple years ago or

00:06:51.840 something of The Conjuring film yeah The Conjuring's not that old wait was it The Conjuring yeah it was I'm pretty

00:06:57.720 sure with Patrick Wilson and and um Vera Farmiglia wait yeah okay so you're talking about the recent

00:07:03.520 one then the one that you watched yeah okay yeah that's the one I'm talking about hello psychic but

00:07:09.040 stupid that's the other thing too sometimes I think I'm psychic and I'm like oh my god I knew

00:07:15.800 that password to verizon.com I'm psychic yeah it's like bitch you made that password that's not psychic

00:07:23.480 this memory hoe you know what I mean like you remember something you did right psychic yeah

00:07:29.280 that's not yeah no you you could guess your own password okay big deal when I was really high once

00:07:34.140 and I was watching Interstellar right and you know I told this story on my other pod but like you know

00:07:38.780 how Matt Damon is in Interstellar but he's also in The Martian okay so so when I saw Matt Damon

00:07:46.360 Interstellar mind you I've watched I've watched Interstellar but like years ago so this I was watching it

00:07:50.540 recently and I was so balls deep in a high and I'm watching Interstellar and I see Matt Damon and

00:07:56.420 I'm like oh my god Matt Damon's in this movie I'm thinking all of this in my head and then I start

00:08:00.660 imagining that I've made up The Martian like I was like oh my god I can't believe I thought he was

00:08:06.180 in a movie called The Martian that'd be crazy if he was in a movie called The Martian like I'm having

00:08:09.400 this internal dialogue I'm not telling anybody but I'm just like wow I imagined the movie poster

00:08:14.300 you're like I'd be knowing shit yeah I remember I was like someone should get in the studio and make

00:08:18.060 that and cast Matt Damon and call it The Martian don't know what the plot is I've never seen that

00:08:21.940 movie but I was convinced that I made up The Martian like just the name and the movie poster

00:08:29.340 and casting Matt Damon nothing past that the weed is a problem I kind of got off the weed because I

00:08:34.340 don't I don't I don't do all that and like I don't want to do all that did I tell you what

00:08:37.820 happened to me at Wicked no okay so I went to I know you didn't get invited to the premiere oh I know

00:08:42.200 a bummer but that's okay that's okay I'm fine with it we had a lot of fun though I'm at peace

00:08:46.360 with it okay I'm at peace with it I mean you brought it up you know but I I was did they have

00:08:52.320 a green green carpet uh yeah yeah it was green well it was like a really really deep green so it

00:08:58.260 almost looked black but yeah yeah okay well I went to see Wicked on Broadway like four months ago because

00:09:03.420 I was there alone no six eight months ago now but I was there alone and I if you're alone and you

00:09:07.720 have nothing to do in New York you can get a good ticket for cheap because everybody has a middle

00:09:11.400 seat in the front no one wants to sit in because most people go to theater with friends I have no

00:09:14.500 friends so I'm there by myself and I have one of those weed pen vape pen things gotcha and I go

00:09:19.360 and I'm like I'm gonna see the play and I've seen Wicked like three times in my life but I was like I

00:09:22.500 know I'm gonna like it and I want to see it before the movie comes out whatever so I go I sit at

00:09:26.200 intermission I go outside I do the vape pen of the marijuana and then oh wait this is the Broadway

00:09:31.360 the Broadway play yeah this is not the film okay right you're talking about the film no this is the

00:09:35.240 this is the Broadway play okay and I go and I'm seeing uh Alexander Socha play Glinda who I've seen in other

00:09:40.300 plays before and I'm seeing Mary Kate Morrissey the new the new Elphaba and I'm like horny for it

00:09:44.440 I'm like yes and it's the part no good deed where she's like singing and there's a green light and

00:09:49.780 there's she's got this book on the ground and her hair is blowing and I'm like I'm like in it I'm

00:09:55.420 like yeah girl yeah yeah and then I go the song ends and I go oh that's my line and I swear to god

00:10:02.820 I grabbed the arms of the seat and I started to stand up and I went I'm not in the play

00:10:06.680 oh my god I'm so you don't need to do like so much weed that you think you're in the play

00:10:13.600 that you think you're in the movie wouldn't that be crazy though if you did you stood up and started

00:10:17.620 I almost turned around and was like like thank you for coming to tonight I don't know what I was gonna

00:10:25.440 do sing dance I don't know and that's act too thank you and the other problem is too I'm so bald

00:10:30.920 and there's always gay people in the plays and so I'm in the front row paper white with a bald head

00:10:36.900 and I know these fags are doing their thing and they're like is that Trixie Mattel like you know

00:10:40.860 what I mean I don't know why this is the choreography but I know that they're like what the fuck is going

00:10:44.560 on here yeah good news what the fuck and they're like turning to the other girls on stage being like

00:10:49.960 she's dead like I can feel it Madame Morrible comes out and it's like you know

00:10:56.620 not that I'm famous but like musical theater gays I know that they're like you're we're we're famous

00:11:02.980 in very specific rooms like very specific rooms and some rooms they couldn't care if I live or die

00:11:07.780 in other rooms I'm like Angelina Jolie like I'm literally like an untouchable celebrity yeah in other

00:11:14.660 rooms I'm invisible oh yeah I mean at the venues like when I tour Saloping Disco it'll be like

00:11:20.260 uh the people there are like shitting and then the people who work at the venue are like who the

00:11:24.800 fuck are you right and I'm like the person who sold out the theater I don't know that's me on

00:11:30.880 yeah I don't know they're like what do you do somebody said this to me recently it was so crazy

00:11:34.800 somebody said to me recently you know I'm on my anti-workaholism tour now yes my break yeah as all

00:11:39.440 good work should be I'm dismantling the like the productivity obsession it's over right give it all

00:11:44.540 up I love that it's it's over I need that and I'm here to coach you yeah for real don't end up like

00:11:49.040 me and I was with someone recently and they were like we're talking about what you do if they win

00:11:52.280 the lottery and this this person goes like I found this one I kind of be like you I would just kind

00:11:56.040 of float I was like is that what you think I've been doing bitch I'd be like floating your your

00:12:01.620 life looks awesome floating okay ho I was like you know I wish I'd been floating baby launch me to

00:12:08.060 space I would love to float the Martian make me the Martian we should make the Martian

00:12:13.760 but it's the two of us as Matt Damon but we've we should have never seen it yeah and we should

00:12:17.880 make up the Martian and just do like our own spin on it yeah I was like that's so funny I was thinking

00:12:22.720 about the like I was thinking I was telling my family I'm like I really want to go see

00:12:26.040 Gladiator 2 because I haven't seen it yet but the girls are loving it so I was like I kind of want to

00:12:29.920 go see it and my dad was like have you seen the first Gladiator and I go oh no but I'm sure I

00:12:35.340 could like figure it out you know and then he goes and then he goes we gotta see it and I'm like well

00:12:40.060 I guess I could but like I don't have to by any means um but I told them sometimes when I tell

00:12:46.100 people if they ask me I've seen a movie that like a lot of people have seen like let's use like

00:12:50.160 Titanic for example which I have seen Titanic but let's say someone's like oh have you seen

00:12:54.320 Titanic and I go yeah I think so if I say that the answer is no I've just watched a couple scenes

00:12:59.900 and I feel like I got the gist honestly so there's no point so many movies are that like yeah you don't

00:13:05.980 need to see Gladiator I'm not even you don't need to see a Wizard of Oz to get wicked no maybe I mean

00:13:12.320 that's really weird if you haven't seen that but that is true yeah but what's a good example of it

00:13:15.740 like like the Godfather I've never seen the Godfather oh can I tell you please do I watched

00:13:20.120 it on my break just I was like I never seen this it was amazing and I hate to validate I heard it's

00:13:26.120 been amazing I heard it's amazing I and I guess because I'm gay I'm always like if a straight guy has

00:13:29.780 had this poster in his dorm room I'm gonna hate it so like that reservoir dogs like any of that

00:13:34.920 shit I'm like this is gonna be Godfather was amazing was it it was amazing I mean I'm sure it

00:13:39.380 was I believe you there's a part one I don't I don't can I like ruin one part of it go ahead

00:13:43.900 there's a part where now for a thousand years his wife you know he's getting like the mob and all

00:13:47.800 that yeah his wife drives away in a car and he realizes that the last second there's a bomb in

00:13:52.440 the car and he turns and her fucking car explodes and you don't see it coming and I was watching it

00:13:56.400 like oh it really got me and again I was like it's my line it was really gaggy I know when I even that

00:14:04.620 movie like I've never seen it but I feel like I got the gist yeah that's like or like what's a good

00:14:09.280 example I say that but then like one time I I summarized pride and prejudice never seen that

00:14:14.560 either I summarized it I was so wrong it's not even funny I was like talking very confidently too

00:14:19.900 so I was like well he gets he gets he they stand in the rain he confesses his love and then um he gets

00:14:26.680 like pneumonia and dies that's what I said like confidently right and my sister was trying to guess the

00:14:30.820 movie I was just giving it a loose description because I don't know anything so I was like telling

00:14:34.240 her and then everybody in the comments was like that's literally not what happens at all like

00:14:38.400 it could not be further from what happens oh yeah oh it's I mean people love to call it out in the

00:14:43.620 comments if I do like a best of this year I did my best of 2024 makeup products on my youtube channel

00:14:48.760 which y'all can watch right and every year I round up the things that I thought were the best

00:14:52.520 the best lip liner brand the best perfume the best and this year I had to go on the internet and

00:14:57.920 look for the individual price because sometimes I'm like the foundations I don't know what like 10 bucks

00:15:01.700 and people in the comments were like it's 15.99 out of touch much and like oh my god yeah one

00:15:10.020 percenter yeah well I noticed when I walked in here that book over there is little women yeah would

00:15:14.300 you like to summarize little women I actually have seen little women oh that would be cheating

00:15:18.360 you want me to yeah sure okay so there's women and it's uh so they don't start little that's what

00:15:25.780 everybody thinks and that's like I could see you're gonna say that yeah they start huge yeah big but

00:15:31.820 it's kind of Benjamin Button right where their avatar and then as they get older they're shrinking

00:15:36.180 so like the oldest sister that bitch is fly pocket she's dashes a tic-tac and the other sisters the

00:15:42.060 youngest are like is this gonna happen to me and the little the little ones are like can't hear you

00:15:46.140 your vocal cords are so big and so loud oh like I'm sure I can't hear you right and the little

00:15:52.760 ones like a mouse voice and it's this kind of it's kind of a comedy of people who just can't it's

00:15:57.680 like what you know and they kind of pass it off Russian doll at the very end they all jump into

00:16:02.500 each other Russian doll yes and then at the end they realize it's not about who's big or small it's

00:16:07.280 about the friends they made along the way and they found love along the way I bet I sometimes think

00:16:14.760 it's fun to have seen something and talk about it but it's way more fun to have never seen it and

00:16:18.540 talk about it that's what I'm saying I'm like I feel like I got the gist yeah I'll tell you a movie

00:16:22.620 that I think men love straight men love that I think objectively is horrible and I was forced

00:16:26.780 to watch in college Citizen Kane oh I've not seen it yeah don't it's stupid Citizen Kane but is it

00:16:33.380 like it it's that can I just say like the men who like Joker like that right yeah yeah or like Wolf

00:16:39.320 of Wall Street like if they love those movies they love Citizen Kane they're like if you're really a

00:16:44.260 cinephile you'll watch Citizen Kane I'm like shit was boring I'll be honest I'm like Hobbs and Shaw

00:16:49.680 that movie so the furious spinoff starring Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Jason Statham that movie's

00:16:55.220 better than Citizen Kane I believe my humble opinion I believe that yeah I'm very horny to watch Red

00:17:00.120 One oh my god my family's seen it they said it was awesome I'm so excited I you know when you go home

00:17:04.960 for your family you have to start making your list of things to keep you busy because after you do

00:17:08.480 the hugs you're like oh right oh you know and so I was like I'm gonna I mean I was like I'm gonna

00:17:13.600 fucking watch Red One and I'm gonna love it I know I'm gonna love it right that's gonna

00:17:16.820 be me with Gladiator 2 with no information whatsoever I do not plan on watching the

00:17:20.280 first Gladiator at all I'm just gonna go in blind I'm sure that movie was not made yesterday

00:17:24.780 like they're not gonna make it a direct sequel 30 years later I was like I'll find my way through

00:17:30.620 it I'm sure I'll be fine if I have any questions I'll keep them till the end it'll ask hey I don't

00:17:35.280 understand this is oh I was thinking of 300 those are different movies I've not seen any of those

00:17:40.160 me either I've never seen you yeah 300 same thing I like I've watched scenes feel like I got

00:17:45.800 the gist Braveheart same thing scenes feel like I got the gist you know that scene in the Hunger

00:17:50.600 Games where they're riding the chariots like that I've seen that and so got it got it to all of

00:17:56.820 those oh I'm good I'm good now I got it before your break you said you were gonna try to watch

00:18:02.120 Game of Thrones did you watch it okay this is the thing did you get into it yes because

00:18:05.520 Katya for years is like you gotta watch it yeah I'm just like I don't want to out her all Katya

00:18:09.520 does is watch television and movies all she does is lay on the couch and take smoke breaks and watch

00:18:14.140 films like this oh I envy her and then she has the nerve to show up you know I I was at peak

00:18:20.720 workaholism no not a day to breathe and she was like did you watch Game of Thrones do you think I

00:18:26.500 have that's a college course like that's that's me taking a night class of the women's learning enix like

00:18:33.580 I'll have that kind of time so I watched two seasons of it I was like you can't look at the

00:18:38.640 phone you have to watch Game of Thrones like yeah you have to stay like locked in they're all

00:18:43.660 different families all different parts of the world many of them two seasons and have never met

00:18:48.200 yeah no and I'm like but she's her and that's she's fucking her brother and he like it was just

00:18:52.700 it's a lot sometimes you have to say like good for you girl you got this girl but I'm gonna go

00:18:58.260 sit over here and I don't need to tell Game of Thrones they're good they know that's true so they

00:19:03.280 don't need you don't want like that's true that is true and it is a lot like a lot it's funny because

00:19:08.280 when I put my family on Game of Thrones when I was in college my friend told me to watch it and so I

00:19:12.100 started which is like tells you how long that fucking show's been going on but I showed it to

00:19:16.680 my family and then my parents kept falling asleep like we would try to watch together and they kept

00:19:21.720 falling asleep so then I was like okay new rule if you fall asleep catch up on your own time we're

00:19:27.140 moving along so then like we kept watching and sometimes my mom would be like I don't understand I

00:19:31.360 missed that part gotta go back sorry ho go back on your own time that's not about me yeah sorry

00:19:35.780 that's your problem to handle it's too you know something that makes me zero to a hundred is when

00:19:40.640 you're in like a group setting or family setting and y'all go let's watch okay we're gonna watch

00:19:44.400 four Christmases whatever which was a great movie I'd never seen it I love that movie it was great

00:19:49.680 it's so funny the older I get and now that I like I'm PTSD and I can't handle any amount of stress

00:19:54.200 I have to watch like you know um the Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie like that's the only level

00:20:00.000 of stress I can handle on a phone now anything sad I cry like I know the people I'm like oh like I

00:20:05.220 can't do it I can't do it I cry like Sarah Paulson me too watching you know a documentary about people

00:20:10.560 I don't know you know like it's too much yeah but I hate when we're in a group and and when I start

00:20:17.280 when I'm like oh and I go to react to something and the person I'm with is asleep I'm like

00:20:21.960 I'm like you remember misery when she's like Paul you've been out of your bed again and she has a

00:20:27.780 camera I'm like you're gonna learn today right especially if they haven't seen it but I have

00:20:33.740 and I want them to watch it oh it's off it feels disrespectful I'm like I should just turn it off

00:20:37.680 and turn something else on since you're so fucking bored sorry I'm sorry this great film I love

00:20:41.480 that you're like or when they're scrolling I'm like you better watch I'm gonna lock I know on

00:20:47.780 your phone I know I'm pissed well that was my phone with Game of Thrones is like I what do you

00:20:52.020 mean I can't um like look at the TikTok shop I have to do this to the movie yeah what is this the

00:20:59.000 90s like what are we talking about we used to sit like this for hours and watch TV what is this the

00:21:04.680 Friends finale yeah I don't need I know TiVo you know in movies like Girl Interrupted where there's

00:21:09.700 like a somebody who maybe is very mentally unwell and they show them at their worst what are they

00:21:14.020 doing they're in front of a TV watching it like this and you're telling me that's what I'm supposed

00:21:19.420 to right exactly I'm not a TV or movie watcher me either honestly a hater I'll watch a documentary

00:21:25.020 me too but that gets me too whipped up right affect me too much I watched that anti um I watched

00:21:31.360 it like anti-consumerism documentary about like you know all the things we're doing to the ocean

00:21:35.100 right right right and I was like so we're Amish now yeah we have to be we have to be yeah you get

00:21:41.780 too too into it you know I love watching ones on cults I've been watching ones on cults a lot lately

00:21:46.720 have you watched Twin Flames University baby oh I watched the two of the Twin Flames there's two

00:21:51.200 different ones I watched both is that a new thing I watched well I watched the one on Netflix I don't

00:21:55.460 know if there's I only saw one I'm sorry there's not enough men and women to pair up here so guess what

00:22:00.700 um you're trans that's like I'm not even kidding I was like what when I was watching it and they're

00:22:05.860 like cut your hair short and then she goes no I'm not doing that and leaves and it's sort of sort of

00:22:12.520 a recipe too like I'm not sometimes it's people who are at their worst and have nothing and a cult

00:22:16.840 takes them in right it's typically people who are like too financially comfortable both parents who

00:22:22.480 love them and they're like what if I just fuck my shit up I'm feeling bored yeah what if I just go

00:22:27.840 I said you know like they're always like it was a she had a great life we loved her she knows she's

00:22:33.440 very talented yeah and then she just met this guy and that was in the Twin Flames University it was

00:22:39.300 all their stories were like that they're like I know I was at the top of my game my business you know

00:22:43.360 my family loved me and I just said no and I saw this guy in the parking lot of the Taco Bell and I

00:22:47.980 said sure I saw this platonic ass couple on a zoom and said yes me too like what the fuck I said

00:22:57.200 you're not gay great your girlfriend is over there like what the fuck well you're gay now that's like

00:23:03.560 how that that one was crazy and when I was on Caleb's show the first time I told him I said in a clip

00:23:09.940 that I think I'm too smart to be inducted into a cult and when he put it on TikTok they were like

00:23:16.100 actually smart people get taken into cults constantly it's actually really serious it's

00:23:19.840 actually that actually those are the people who actually join cults well maybe I'm better than

00:23:23.700 everyone actually Albert Einstein was in a cult and actually Gina Davis who is a you know not not

00:23:28.840 Mercer what's the smart people thing Mensa not Mercer no that's a flesh-eating disease actually

00:23:37.860 Gina Davis who's an excellent archerist she's a genius and she's in a cult no I don't know I have a

00:23:44.320 hard time I have a hard I live just two blocks in the Scientology Celebrity Center and I I'm always

00:23:48.840 like wow wow and that's all I'll say because I live in fear but I'm always like wow me too I and well

00:23:54.560 that's why like I said I was too smart and I was like well are they psychic maybe that's why I haven't

00:23:59.820 been put into a cult huge if true huge if true huge if true is my new favorite like you know oh is

00:24:09.060 that oh my chapstick huge if true anything I found a parking spot huge if true it's just dumb I know

00:24:16.380 that's why I even when Chris Fleming was on here we talked about Scientology but he was telling me

00:24:20.060 he he gets scared too of them so he sometimes he'll just look in the parking lot and be like

00:24:24.220 yeah I've said things and people in the room are like like because we don't know what kind of like

00:24:28.860 you know like um power they have in like your YouTube videos are you know shadow I love when people

00:24:36.100 say they're shadow banned and they just make bad things I posted a selfie and no one liked it

00:24:40.720 obviously I'm shadow banned or they don't post consistently yeah I'm shadow banned they post

00:24:47.320 once a month and then you're like well well that is what it is more than anything yeah we don't post

00:24:51.440 consistently yeah it's more than anything and we post way too consistently too much how many things do

00:24:56.900 you have come out like per week um like scheduled and filmed in advance probably like two or three

00:25:04.380 things yeah so Katie and I have like you know we have bald and beautiful and I have one YouTube

00:25:07.820 video a week and then you know if I'm doing pit stop that's another thing yeah um but you know two

00:25:13.160 or three things a week people people don't realize it's kind of a lot to make no it's a lot to make

00:25:18.860 and then you know if you're a live performer which I know a lot of people who do like online things

00:25:22.540 don't perform live it's also like you film during the week and then you work the weekends yeah and

00:25:27.540 that's where when I had to take the break that was where I actually just like after years and years of

00:25:32.000 that I was like I broke myself like I just was like no I just something just all of a sudden was

00:25:37.920 like nope like I was like more you know I don't know you're going on break yeah how did you figure

00:25:43.640 out that it's wait your break is can we call it a fake because I just saw your call it in a moose

00:25:49.140 bouche yeah I saw her take out this like guys break I walk in here she goes can you make a tick

00:25:55.200 tock I said what the fuck is this I didn't say that our social girl Laura said that Laura Laura's

00:26:00.320 co-opting and coercing and pressuring a young girl who has boundaries Laura and and then you said

00:26:08.880 yeah I said I'm just still filming I said so you're filming and you're making tick tocks on your break

00:26:13.180 yeah what the fuck what the fuck I know my break is exclusively from tick tock more specifically like

00:26:20.120 making like content for it because I realistically I don't need to post nearly as much as I do like

00:26:26.720 original content just for that app please stop but I continue I've done it every single day

00:26:31.820 consistently for like the last three years yeah and like if I ever miss days it would be like maybe

00:26:36.720 one maybe two like max and then I would be like I have to post at least two tick tocks today so I

00:26:42.040 just kept doing that and in addition to everything else I've been doing so but I've been I feel like

00:26:47.460 getting choked out on tick tock I'm just like getting burnt out and growing resentful towards it

00:26:51.420 so I was like I need to step back from this app specifically because it's it's starting to warp

00:26:56.320 how I see myself and like whether or not I even like this job and I love this job I don't want to

00:27:00.940 feel that way and since that's like I was describing it to my team as like tick tock is like the engine

00:27:05.580 of my car it's not the only thing in my car like I have lots of other moving pieces but it was like

00:27:10.480 what started it and what like is at the center of it so I was like I need a break from this app

00:27:15.600 specifically so I don't look at it anymore and anything I post is ads or like promotional stuff

00:27:20.560 when you come back it could be gone yeah exactly which is kind of cunty yeah which I didn't plan

00:27:25.460 like some people were like well you're doing that before it gets banned I'm like well I don't know

00:27:29.760 if it's gonna get banned but if it does okay you know what I mean like I don't know if it's going

00:27:33.420 to but do you know what I realized when I will see on my break I left I was out of LA I was living

00:27:38.240 like you know I only watched the news I didn't go on Twitter I didn't look at emails I didn't do

00:27:43.260 anything work related no social media for at least three months I love that after like three weeks I

00:27:49.340 felt like I left the matrix really girl I love doing YouTube I love making dumb videos and all

00:27:55.620 that but social media feels so real the internet feels so real and it is real the way it affects the

00:28:00.620 world is real yeah but it feels like a real place it is not worth losing sleep over no for real you're

00:28:06.240 so real about that and it took I almost started the longer I wasn't performing the longer I was just

00:28:10.620 like biking around and doing watercolor all day I was like none of that like nothing about wearing a wig

00:28:17.600 and talking to my friends should keep me up at night for real that is actually embarrassing and

00:28:23.340 crazy yeah I agree and even even just like the distance from just that one app because like even

00:28:29.000 so like because that was like the main app that I'm always on like I'll look at Instagram but I

00:28:33.200 don't post nearly as often on there I don't have a YouTube I do the shows I have my book like all my

00:28:38.700 other mini things but like it's basically just Instagram and TikTok so once as soon as I left that

00:28:45.460 app it just stopped looking at shit and stopped looking at notifications and stopped just not

00:28:49.440 even looking at it at all I've never felt freer like I felt lighter already and it hasn't even

00:28:54.340 been that long oh my god all this all of a sudden the world around you starts to be like oh this is

00:29:00.120 the main character yeah like this is what matters like truly me you your mom everybody here yeah for

00:29:07.860 this is the main character of the day amen I agree and I think it's easy to think that these cameras

00:29:14.760 running and what will go up later yeah is the main character yeah absolutely and um I don't know I

00:29:20.680 just feel embarrassed and like I learned a lot and um I just if I could do a lot of that over I mean

00:29:26.160 you are younger than me I just like yeah a lot younger a lot younger a lot younger yeah ain't none of it

00:29:32.000 worth like that six extra day of filming like yeah like nothing's really that fierce about that that's

00:29:40.580 true America's obsessed with productivity yeah we're obsessed with you have value because of what

00:29:46.140 you made or what you earned or what you produced you have value if you do nothing absolutely yeah

00:29:53.660 and that's what I said that's what I was talking about my video like I was like I need to like

00:29:57.300 re-center where I'm getting my validation I've always gotten it from me and now I'm getting it from

00:30:02.400 y'all like I'm getting it from how you perceive me like I don't believe I'm a good person unless you

00:30:06.940 tell me I'm a good person and that's not fair to me yeah like I need to step back from that because

00:30:10.920 it's warping how I see myself and that's not fair yeah that's not why I started this I didn't know

00:30:14.980 this shit was gonna happen I started doing this because it brought me joy like and then when I saw

00:30:18.720 it brought other people joy it's like a win-win in my head but now it's turning into I'm not getting

00:30:24.580 anything out of it but it's taking everything from me like that's how it feels yes and you start to be

00:30:30.040 like I mean everybody's dream is to be self-employed and self-sufficient yeah and then you

00:30:34.400 you sit in your little cage that you built and you have the nerve to complain about how overworked

00:30:38.620 you are when you're the one who said yes to all that shit exactly yeah and it's like I've had that

00:30:42.420 back and forth conversation with my therapist yeah it's like this is my fault I feel spread thin

00:30:47.340 because I took what little talent I have and I spread it so thin and now the people who want me to do a

00:30:54.060 good job and watch me yeah are getting the tired uninspired version of what I do absolutely and that's

00:30:59.020 why I was like I can't even I can't show up for y'all if I can't show up for myself so I need to

00:31:02.480 like refill my cup and then I will come back that's why I was like I don't want it to be dramatic

00:31:06.460 like it's just it's not dramatic I need a break like but but can I tell you people make it dramatic

00:31:11.180 like that's that's that's that has to do with people's obsession with work too which I had for

00:31:15.440 a very long time and the love spell just broke all of a sudden I was like I mean I don't want to

00:31:20.900 sound whatever but like last year I had like more tv shows I never had I was selling my show was sold out

00:31:26.820 everywhere my new tv show was out my music everything was happening I was making more money than I never

00:31:31.500 had and I actually was like more quote-unquote famous than I ever was and I was more unhappy

00:31:35.740 than I ever was and it was like so real none of this shit the the my idea of what I thought when

00:31:41.960 I you don't make me the happiest if I got this this and this none of that even matters yeah it

00:31:48.000 matters yeah but it's not a substitution for actually feeling good but it's not worth losing

00:31:53.520 you like losing how you feel or like feeling like shit all the time like and that's true for me too

00:31:58.500 like this year has been a huge year for me like I my book came out my book was a bestseller I had a

00:32:03.220 sold out tour I've never been more busy more popular more relevant like I've had huge moments all year

00:32:08.820 I did Forbes I was on Forbes cover I was like I did all these things and it's funny because like the

00:32:14.600 only thing I can think of that happened this year that truly brought me so much joy I was like on a

00:32:18.040 cloud for for weeks was getting engaged and nobody saw that that was just me like it that was like

00:32:23.820 mine you know I was there you didn't see me I was there yeah and I have the footage I'm selling it

00:32:29.520 I believe that me with a GoPro like upside down hanging out of a tree like got it and I had a

00:32:36.320 lot of people ask me like oh can you post videos of your proposal and I was like there are none

00:32:39.600 because it was for me like that was for me and so like that was the only thing I can think of that

00:32:44.420 happened this year that truly brought me so much joy I like I was like on cloud nine for a month

00:32:48.820 like it was just I was so happy I was so like I felt so like lilted and high and like when I got

00:32:54.480 the New York Times bestseller I was very grateful and I was very happy but that like feeling I was

00:32:59.100 like well what's well next I got to do something else so it was always very like okay well now I

00:33:03.380 have to do the next thing and I have now I have to do the next thing and I have to do the next thing

00:33:06.300 and then I realized like I'm not even enjoying anything like I'm not I'm not happy I'm not like

00:33:10.580 giving myself kudos I'm not giving myself credit I'm not even like sitting in the moment and enjoying it

00:33:16.180 yeah because I'm so overworked and so stressed and so unhappy yeah and I'm saying so like and the

00:33:21.260 people who watch you yeah or me or Brittany or Katya or Caleb like people who I guess like us where

00:33:26.360 it's like you know they really get they like us they are not they want good things for us and they

00:33:33.280 want to laugh with us yeah they do not want you to feel that way and they're not giving you extra

00:33:38.740 points mentally because you're exhausted exactly and you also they can tell yeah exactly they

00:33:46.160 can tell they can tell even if they're not saying it they can tell absolutely and then we're not

00:33:50.840 even being I don't want to be like woo woo but we're not even being grateful yeah because we're

00:33:56.300 not putting the best thing absolutely we're just trying to get to tomorrow like just keep my head

00:34:01.320 above water give me the scrunchie yeah hit record you know what I mean like it's just like too much

00:34:06.480 like that's not helpful yeah I agree I agree and then I'm so like and then I feel like shit because

00:34:11.380 I feel ungrateful and I've never been more grateful to like do this for a living and so

00:34:16.620 that's why I was like I came to that point because it was just like one thing after the other love like

00:34:21.060 and I I said this to like on my other show but like one of the reasons I left or one of the reasons I

00:34:26.920 really was growing resentful was because I'm tired of people talking about me as if I'm not a real

00:34:31.120 person oh like I'm sorry I'm tired of them talking about me as if I'm like a figment of their

00:34:35.480 imagination or I'm like a fun trend like I don't like being talked about as if I'm not real and so

00:34:41.400 like people would talk about me on tiktok like I wasn't real like they would and they would fantasize

00:34:45.860 about a new version of me coming and they would say things like oh like what if like can someone be

00:34:50.880 the next true there's only one me bitch like and I and I made a video once talking about like

00:34:56.040 when that shit was happening and it was just like compounding on itself it was just like one thing

00:35:00.180 into the next into the next of people just discussing what they think are valid reasons to

00:35:05.360 not like me or valid reasons to feel like someone would be better in my position like

00:35:09.340 you're talking about me as if I'm not here like I don't like I'm not a real person with like feelings

00:35:14.560 and like and like my account is kind of my house yeah you're walking in and being like this decor is

00:35:20.740 awful you know what I mean like I'm in the room who could decorate this way better if that person was

00:35:26.680 here they would do a way better job and also like this is the other thing I think that the

00:35:30.720 I used to be competitive I used to feel like if I don't take that job and I see somebody else if I

00:35:34.820 see another drag queen doing that commercial I'm gonna shoot myself you know what I mean which is so

00:35:38.520 crazy and now other drag queens other comic whatever other djs whatever I'm like if I don't do it and

00:35:44.940 you do it see period nothing bad happens and also like fans are like people consumers of our content

00:35:53.540 they have a right to be critical of us yeah and I more than ever feel like then do it yeah go buy a

00:35:59.420 shitty blonde wig and a white go-go boot and you do it girl you know the amount of times I've been

00:36:04.900 like take do it I literally said take this mantle from me bitch like I I promise I don't need it

00:36:10.860 like you want it you want to fuck up men take it like what the hell yeah please get it I can only do

00:36:16.100 one at a time that's why I said if if instead of complaining and being and trying to dismantle all the

00:36:20.820 different reasons why I have what I have why don't you get in the fucking cage with me bitch

00:36:24.860 why don't you fight alongside me I am by myself like I am literally fighting by myself

00:36:28.620 I always compare myself you wouldn't get this reference but I always compare myself to like

00:36:32.100 the battle of the bastards in game of thrones it's Jon Snow by himself fighting like an army

00:36:35.900 of like a thousand that's how I feel and I'm like oh yeah no I could use some help I would love if

00:36:40.880 you could come and join alongside take it I don't want it anymore like I I have my edges need to

00:36:45.880 grow back girl okay and my eyelashes at the same time otherwise I'm gonna end up like her is that

00:36:50.640 what you want bald as hell damn disenfranchised I literally I said to I'm like I did not invent

00:36:58.940 that I didn't invent making fun of men I didn't invent feminism I and I said like the unique thing

00:37:04.620 about me is fucking me it's me bitch like I was like you could make fun of men all goddamn day

00:37:10.240 that doesn't mean you're gonna get what I have because the secret is me I'm hilarious that's why

00:37:16.280 I said I'm objectively funny that's why that's why it worked for me yeah that's why you know I

00:37:21.020 mean that's what caught people's attention so I was like I don't I'm sick of being discussed like

00:37:25.100 I'm just like something new like a new fad I'm like also I've been here forever pick a new one

00:37:30.400 like what the fuck yeah I've been on TikTok for fucking ever go fuck with Britney she could take it

00:37:34.560 yeah girl get her ass get her go go come for Caleb I dare you I dare you the amount of times

00:37:42.020 I've said that because a lot of times and I'm sure you get this too especially because we're all friends

00:37:45.880 but they're like oh my god like if I hung out with you guys like you would love me I'm like we would

00:37:50.720 bury you sometimes I'm like girl you think you're you think if you think you have thick skin you got

00:37:59.060 to spend time I said this with Britney Britney spent the night at my house with me with my sister

00:38:02.320 and I was like she said they would incinerate if they were in a room with Caleb and Trixie

00:38:07.420 and I was like I agree I was like I fucking agree I was like Bob Bob's a great one too

00:38:13.440 oh god you think you think oh they would love me we would but like I don't know if you could take

00:38:19.160 what our version of love that's what I'm saying that's my point I said you guys don't know what

00:38:22.600 that feels like and I said that because I have so many drag queens on my show because I'm a cunt just

00:38:26.760 like they are that's why they like me we get along really well we have a lot in common I know I was

00:38:31.900 like I can take a joke that's why we're at a group chat right now and it was like it was like me you

00:38:35.940 Brittany and Drew and Brittany just responded can somebody tell Caleb something because we're not

00:38:40.960 speaking right now he's like can you please communicate to Caleb that I will be there

00:38:46.460 stupid you're gonna have a great break I just um I caution you to be protective of you know during

00:38:52.460 my break it started as a break and then people were like well you have a couple shows in the middle

00:38:55.820 and you do have to do this you know I'm gonna tell you something and this is like no T this is no T to

00:39:00.900 anybody who works for me around me or works for you around you yeah people who make money off you

00:39:06.100 and need you to help them make money it's not their job to tell you where the boundary is yeah

00:39:11.340 and so then it's almost like we get mad of like my whoever's making me nobody's making you that's

00:39:16.800 true we said yes and now we're complaining that we have to do what we said we were going to do

00:39:20.360 and it's not even a cute look to be like everybody needs me it's like you said you would do it yeah

00:39:26.500 it's one of those it's like autonomy is important yeah like you you chose to do that which is my

00:39:31.200 thing too my team advised me to take a break last year like end of last year and I was like no no no

00:39:38.340 no like I can't do that like I was very resistant to it I was like I can't do that I can't do that

00:39:42.300 like the thought of not working makes me feel worse than I do when I'm working and I at least I

00:39:48.400 thought it did and I felt pretty fucking awful like working so I was like no I can't do that I can't

00:39:53.820 do that so this time it was my idea like to take my little mini break and I told them and they were

00:39:59.920 all like oh well that's so great I'm so glad like they were like thank god like I don't have to give

00:40:03.960 it because last year I felt like I was like like to everyone because I was just in such a bad mood I

00:40:08.680 was just so irritable oh my god and upset and then I feel like shit because I'm like I'm the best version

00:40:14.120 of myself when I'm working and then when I'm home with the people who love me and know me in real life

00:40:18.380 I'm a shell of a human I'm like not a real person or I'm irritable or I'm upset or whatever you know

00:40:23.640 what I mean yeah and then like you know LA and working entertainment too it is like a it's like

00:40:28.100 a spell and it's like a bubble and when you get out of here you're like do I want to go back like

00:40:35.500 like when I go home to Milwaukee I love Milwaukee so much I'm always like do I live here full time

00:40:39.480 now oh my god I gotta go home you know it takes like two days of access to like noodles and company

00:40:44.660 for me to be like should I just stay here I don't know should I just fuck it all yeah should I

00:40:49.620 become a bartender at my own bar just get a lot of noodles and company that's kind of fun I don't

00:40:55.120 know well that's another reason why I think taking breaks are a good idea because uh you you know like

00:41:00.960 don't grow so resentful towards the job that you actually really love you love yeah and I love my

00:41:06.220 yeah so lucky yeah that's how I think all the time so I'm like I just need to remind myself of and even

00:41:12.500 when I invite people over like when I have game nights and stuff I don't invite you because you never

00:41:15.560 text me back but I'm usually out of town working that's true you know maybe you're not so much

00:41:21.820 anymore god well no I am January I'm not doing any live shows in January oh nice let's do something

00:41:27.580 can we hang out yeah we said we've been saying this for months with Brynny but we said we're gonna

00:41:31.860 get high and go to Dave and Buster's Conti you're right very I know you said you're trying to wean off

00:41:36.260 I just can do like a little otherwise I get freaked out me too like the old me could like not get

00:41:41.620 anxious the old me could watch a sad movie and not to cry too hard the new me is just everything's

00:41:45.700 too raw everything's too like I don't know I think I did too much therapy and now everything hits

00:41:50.300 everyone's like oh I got you this gift I'm like you're dead somebody comes over to my house and

00:41:57.320 brings a bottle of wine I'm like fuck fuck so sweet by the way I brought you a gift I got you this this

00:42:04.720 is um a flash drive with just like an hour mix on it I made oh thank you your own work I appreciate it

00:42:10.780 thank you this is so cute thank you so this is very tricksy well I'm always like everybody I'm

00:42:16.920 friends with is like they can buy themselves whatever they want someone's like what can I

00:42:19.640 give that's like semi one of a kind right I love this so I bought those on Amazon so they're one of

00:42:24.460 a kind obviously they're not they're not mass-produced in any way they're not I stone that

00:42:28.420 thank you so much this is so sweet you know what I've been doing I'm obsessed with this I love to

00:42:34.120 candles the duty candles and then on TikTok I saw you can pour the hot water and clean out all the

00:42:38.800 wax oh yeah yeah yeah so now I got all these empty candle jars no plan so just get all these

00:42:43.800 candle jars and I'm just like oh like I just I stand next to them I just like feel their power

00:42:48.020 of what they could be I'm like the possibilities are endless I know I'm like house keys in there

00:42:52.340 loose change haven't done anything yet you could sing no good deed around them oh I'm like pee jar

00:42:57.200 whatever you just gotta it's gonna be a great break for you and I encourage you at some point to

00:43:03.860 actually just like it was so replenishing I came back so in love with drag and in love with making

00:43:08.800 people laugh I love that it made me feel like the years preceding the break I can't believe how much

00:43:15.280 I struggled with it and now I'm like oh it's not it's working yourself to death is not that fierce

00:43:21.080 yeah and it doesn't it doesn't ever work out it's like never a good idea like ever yeah even when I

00:43:26.940 talked when I had Alana Glazer on yeah um when she was telling me I'm so glad you're taking a break

00:43:31.080 she told me like she kind of took a break when she had her baby and she was telling me I think

00:43:35.620 it's important I tell other people in the industry all the time you should take breaks because it

00:43:40.040 helps refill you or re-inspire you yeah she was like and I told her I was like that's so true

00:43:44.480 because then you you the well runs dry and then you start growing resentful because you're like I

00:43:49.340 don't have anything more to give you like I've given you everything I don't have anything else

00:43:52.620 and then you start growing resentful towards the job you start growing resentful towards people and

00:43:55.820 then you don't feel inspired anymore like oh my board almost yeah and Katia and I were talking about

00:44:00.720 like um Katia and I right now our focus has been quality over quantity love we love opportunities

00:44:06.720 and we love money but um we've been like let's just make things like our pod and netflix our own

00:44:13.700 little things where we sit in a wig and talk and they bring us joy they're they're fun and like let's

00:44:18.640 make them just really good and the way to make them really good is to go in like really like sometimes

00:44:24.780 I go in to film with her and if we haven't filmed together in a while I it's like I'm I'm so edged

00:44:29.260 I can't wait to show up in a wig and start screaming like I just like and that's the

00:44:36.340 feeling you want it's so hard when I think of when I was making like Trixie Motel or Queen of the

00:44:40.520 Universe and I was doing these tv shows back to back and doing youtube and doing like that type

00:44:44.780 of stuff yeah I would go into set and be like oh no I'm gonna do this today oh my gosh yeah and

00:44:49.360 yeah same that's not cute that's actually it's kind of like going to work in out of uniform

00:44:54.380 like our job is to show up ready to share something hilarious and fun yeah and then when

00:44:59.720 they're like make sure you have fun make sure you have and then I'm always like yeah it's a little

00:45:03.280 my face I hate preparing but also it's a little like cramming yeah cramming versus real studying

00:45:08.400 absolutely it's a difference yeah you don't really understand it you've just memorized it yeah yeah

00:45:12.800 it's like what have you been up to I don't know I've seen you every day this week

00:45:16.640 oh since the last time I saw you which was 14 hours ago right um not much what do you want to

00:45:21.840 know about my uber eats order can I ask you a question now you probably don't want me to go

00:45:25.940 yeah please do everybody always wants me to leave podcasts and I'm I'm my own podcast I'm like are we

00:45:30.940 done other people's I'm like you're all staying we're fine as if you're fine I'm fine I have a couple

00:45:36.500 things that I've been asking everybody please do one of them is okay if you were gonna quit this job

00:45:40.420 today yeah and you were gonna open a couple fast food restaurants as your little franchises okay taco john's

00:45:46.260 whatever yeah which ones would you if you were gonna be like I'm gonna check I'm gonna go in

00:45:50.100 I'm gonna try to make it good I want to be able to eat there for free I want to employ my friends

00:45:53.600 there which fast food and I think a lot is it like an existing one or anyone like or just like a theme

00:46:00.520 I would say subway t because I think if I I love taco bell but I think if I saw how it was made I

00:46:06.480 would get turned off right and I think like sub sandwiches behind the green curtain right you know

00:46:10.700 sub sandwiches I think like I get what that is it's bread there's no reveal and meat they make it

00:46:16.240 in front of you right you know right that's okay that's a good idea um maybe I would do something

00:46:21.200 like a chipotle I think that's a good one I think that would be a good one because then it's choose

00:46:25.300 your own adventure but also you're watching it be made yeah I think I would kill out of chipotle

00:46:30.920 I have another question please do what would you do if you won 86 million dollars 86 million dollars

00:46:36.540 from the state of california lottery honestly fuck off I would fuck off into the wilderness like you did

00:46:41.460 shave my head bald float yeah float oh yeah shave my head bald and start serving at your

00:46:45.900 bar do you think you would keep performing um yeah right honestly yeah probably like realistically

00:46:52.340 yeah I'd probably still keep doing what I'm doing but I would have way less pressure on me as far as

00:46:56.880 like but imagine me winning the lottery that would be such a dick move no because I'm obviously going

00:47:01.620 to take the money but like you know you're going to say well they're frowned upon because everybody

00:47:05.440 knows me they take 40 you know I know I've heard yes and sometimes more depending on the state

00:47:09.920 you're getting eight bucks right make it last okay then I'll go to your subway yeah hell yeah

00:47:14.880 five dollar foot long and I I only asked because on my break and I came back and I thought about a lot

00:47:21.100 if you want all the money you and everyone you love could ever need yeah you would still do this

00:47:27.020 probably and so at the end of the day putting in that 12th hour for another paycheck okay you would

00:47:33.420 do this for free yeah that's true I was like not you therapizing me seriously I just and I were

00:47:38.480 talking about I was like I used to make 40 or less dollars doing drag right I was as happy

00:47:43.300 that's actually so true me too so ultimately it's like so much of it is about the money or whatever

00:47:49.460 but if you had all the money and you didn't need the money you would still do this that's so true

00:47:53.560 think of all those housewives they don't need this fucking bravo money they sure as hell don't

00:47:58.300 they show up and destroy each other for play money for fun for bags for buying bags girlhood

00:48:05.120 that's why yeah uh but okay we'll wrap we'll wrap now since well your manager wants you to leave oh

00:48:12.940 we have to go well we were doing Monet's podcast yes I love her we love love we just had her on

00:48:17.300 as an all-star too she's so funny she's so pretty I know she kills me and she came in two foot things

00:48:23.620 like casts oh because she just had a surge yeah her on her feet both her feet oh now the

00:48:28.160 straight people are all doing those that big the gays are all getting the foot slimming surgery

00:48:31.440 look at the tiny foot diva no she literally was like my dog I can't do anything but you know like

00:48:37.340 my autonomy I can't not do my own thing so today I drove myself I go you thought the one thing you

00:48:42.860 should risk is driving which is specifically this for your feet okay I was like no yeah showering

00:48:49.200 someone can help me but driving I can do that myself with two broken feet do you drive yeah I'm

00:48:54.620 getting my license again did you lose it it expired in 2016 and I just been so busy

00:49:00.540 so doing what floating floating apparently floating in the martian so I'm gonna get another license and

00:49:07.140 my dream next year this is a little crazy but my new dream is I would love to go on a um like an RV

00:49:11.760 trip that sounds fun and maybe you me Brittany and Caleb should go okay now I'm gonna stop you right

00:49:16.880 there us us who's driving we wouldn't even make it one day we make it to Pomona California yeah it

00:49:23.660 would be real like what's that the Griswolds you know what I mean like but we should make Caleb drive

00:49:28.960 I think he well I think all of you be good drivers yeah I'm a good driver I just don't like driving

00:49:35.760 right so I refuse to not it I hate driving me too but I sometimes like I get groceries delivered

00:49:42.740 from Gelson's and I'm like I could have driven to get that yeah I think that too but I'm like well

00:49:48.280 if Beyonce can go to Target I can go to Gelson's right absolutely you could you should what'd you

00:49:53.360 do if you saw Beyonce at Target shit myself probably I've met her though so I met her this year

00:49:58.860 oh shit another thing I did this year oh shit yeah at the Target not the Target oh but I did shit myself

00:50:03.880 you met Beyonce at an all-white party can you believe it shart up my back like a toddler

00:50:07.960 when I walked out I backed out of the room so she wouldn't have to see my shart

00:50:12.340 but yeah no she was wonderful she was amazing me and Brittany met her together I can go now

00:50:19.080 okay all of a sudden she doesn't want to be here anymore she chained herself to the chair earlier

00:50:25.280 but all of a sudden I love you I love you uh last thing uh what are your new year's resolutions

00:50:32.580 if you have any oh my gosh this is huge if true yes um my new thing is um okay you can't be more

00:50:41.940 concerned than the people it concerns you will give yourself gut rot being like doesn't this thing

00:50:47.420 know that she blank blank blank or my friend who doesn't doesn't is it you can't lose more sleep

00:50:52.920 over their poor decisions than they do period it's the circular my friend Teffy calls it blocking

00:50:57.240 someone's lessons when you worry about them so much more than they worry blocking their lesson

00:51:02.160 you're blocking their good luck with your lesson hoe you know what I mean like that's so fun that's a

00:51:05.760 lesson for you not for me I love that and what are we bringing into 2025 yeah what vibes are we

00:51:11.180 bringing oh recycled clothing like um okay like secondhand thrifting taking clothes you have making

00:51:17.420 new clothes from the clothes you have this year I've been really into um using less things we need

00:51:23.980 less things I feel bad because I sell makeup on the internet but the truth is we don't need much

00:51:28.320 right you're turning into Marie Kondo we don't need you're literally next time I see you're gonna be

00:51:32.640 the little old woman who lived in a shoe totally now I think at Trixie Cosmetics when you buy a

00:51:36.820 lipstick I'm gonna come to your house and make you get rid of one like you don't need that which one

00:51:41.280 of these sparks joy right that's when we keep if you buy one of my products please let it replace

00:51:46.020 one that you know is expired right we all have those lip products we're like is this good

00:51:49.680 and it smells like kerosene you're like it's cute though just in the middle

00:51:54.560 anyway you don't need too much stuff again that's my main thing now is like we need to buy so much

00:52:00.440 shit I love that that's a great idea buy some that's a great resolution to have I think mine is

00:52:05.380 to continue to prioritize myself as much as I prioritize others like my news resolution is to

00:52:11.000 keep me top of mind too not just everyone else look at us fuck those people we're so grown now

00:52:17.200 we're just becoming women last year we were awful yeah but now we've had our blood

00:52:21.700 thank you all so much for tuning into this amazing all-star episode featuring the wonderful and

00:52:31.020 fabulous and enlightened Trixie Mattel uh obviously all of the people who follow me know you but just

00:52:36.360 in case they don't where can they find you I'm pretty much everywhere at Trixie or at Trixie Mattel

00:52:40.760 and I have a youtube where I upload every week we have bald and a beautiful podcast and this year

00:52:44.340 saloping disco is going all over Australia America UK and Europe so come damn okay period

00:52:50.200 put on a blonde wig and some pink and shake your ass drunk and that's an order that's an order

00:52:54.780 thank you all so much for tuning in don't forget that new episodes of the comment section drop every

00:53:00.660 Wednesday you can stream the audio on all streaming platforms but the video lives for free and exclusively

00:53:04.540 on our favorite platform Spotify thank you so much to my amazing all-star guest Trixie Mattel

00:53:09.960 make sure you all follow you already fucking do but go see her doing whatever she's doing next

00:53:13.940 year it's gonna be or this year it's gonna be amazing but thank you all so much for joining us

00:53:17.280 and I'll see you next week bye

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PSYCHIC BUT STUPID Ft. Trixie Mattel ｜ Episode 151

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