I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M TALENTED! | Drew Afualo ft. Isaiah Xavier | THE COMMENT SECTION EP 19
Summary
In this episode of the comment section, we have a very special guest on the show, IsaiahXavier. Isaiah is a comedian, YouTuber, influencer, and all-around hilarious human being. We talk about how he got his start on TikTok and TikTok, what it's like being in a relationship with a TikTok influencer and much more!
Transcript
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that. Oh yeah. Their their idea of emotional is just like crying and being like oh my god I'm so
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sad x y and z but like men are very emotional people. Like you're punching a hole in the wall
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for details. Please play responsibly. Hey y'all and welcome back to another episode of the comment
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section show starring me your fave your girl your everything and today I have a very very special
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guest the one and only Isaiah Xavier. I'm so excited sorry to the sound person I'm so excited
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I am so fired up to have you here. No I'm gonna tell you like this morning I really felt like I
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was getting ready for like a first date so nervous like when I tell you I was like making sure I
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smelt good got the pearls together you know what I mean yeah I got a haircut for you I hope you
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understand that oh my god I didn't make sure it was clean I'm absolutely all right I literally woke
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up at 3 a.m. to get this beat so that's all for you oh no you ate that's all for you you came in
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I was like okay our first date together please it's gonna be cute I mean I'm looking forward to it
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I was telling Isaiah earlier that you you were literally one of the first people I followed on
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TikTok that's crazy you you broke up the algorithm for me because it was all little white girls at the
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beginning yeah and I'm I felt geriatric compared to I'm a savage yeah yeah so I saw you and I loved
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your you're so funny I adore you you're so funny I make it a point to tell all my guests I jerk every
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single one of them off please but it's because it's necessary right it's my it's my duty and I
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wear that badge proudly right I will bring everybody on here and jerk it off constantly in in reciprocity
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it's only right that I jerk you off back because I I felt the exact same way you know what I mean
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and even again like I said like even just like coming on here I was like me you know what I'm
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saying because I feel like there's like rarely anybody that I fangirl over you know what I mean
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but I had a moment I had a moment I had to pull it back in because it's me but for a second I had
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to like slip I was like oh my god you know what I'm saying but honestly like watching your content
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kid you not like 2 a.m. feet up in the air you know what I mean just like going through your page
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you know what I'm saying like I had a viewing party for your videos half the time I'm not gonna
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lie to you so I was just like I'm gonna be here you know what I'm saying feelings mutual I'm so
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excited to have you like literally you're so funny and you're such a good dancer girl we gotta talk
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about the dancing I'm a little coordinated nothing's right nothing's crazy just a little but we're humble
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we we are we're so humble humble one thing about me I'm gonna bring myself down yeah one thing about me
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is I'm I'm talented talented intelligent good looking arguably the best looking you and I argue
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arguably yeah and humble and humble and down to earth and that's enough for me and that's enough
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because at the end of the day like I am someone who does not like to you know put myself above
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anybody else I'm a regular person like the rest of y'all you know what I mean so I would never want
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to try to put myself I just want to be treated like everybody else I want to be treated I'm not
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different you know what I mean I'm just a small town girl from Boise Idaho and I want to be treated
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like such are you from Idaho I didn't know that no no sorry if you're from Idaho I love y'all
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y'all are amazing but no I'm I'm from all over the place my mom was in the air force so we had that
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like moving yeah we on the road girl yeah yeah I would say the most interesting spot was Japan though
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I love like plugging that in because everyone's like you lived in Japan don't know Japanese
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so culture yeah yeah that's that for you one overseas got a couple two three stamps on my
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passport yeah so I when I when people ask me where I'm from it's never a straightforward oh
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yeah so on so on so yeah absolutely I mean I'm boring I'm from California so nothing special about
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me in that sense boring let's not do that my version of boring and humble and humble and hot and down to
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earth and good looking and attractive like top 10 top five top three but that's honestly a great
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transition into our topic for today because today we're going to be talking about thirst traps right
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men and women and everyone in between everyone's familiar with the thirst trap when I bring up
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a thirst trap what's the first thing that comes to mind for you I'm thinking gray sweats
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no shirt titties out and I want the titties to be glistening a little shine outside by the pool
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maybe on the beach that's my immediate thought that's what I think too I think every time I think
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thirst trap I think men immediately I don't know why maybe it's because I'm always thinking about
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ways to tear them down specifically specifically the stop looking at my dick sweatpants yeah that is
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the gray ones the gray ones that's my immediate thought every single time one time I I was like
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ripping a dude a new one what else is new and then and he was wearing gray sweatpants and I was like
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no print and no calves now that's tragic babe that's hitting below the belt no pun intended that you're
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crossing the line listen listen if you dish it you got to be able to take it that's called yeah that's
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I think valid criticism you know what is hilarious to me I always find it interesting whenever you like
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tear it into these men and then they double back and they're like oh my god why would you do that
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you're a bully you're all these things yeah love bug what were you doing in this this video what were
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you saying for her to tell you a new one you know what I'm saying like that was dark humor but what
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you did was just mean all of a sudden oh my god you're this evil person like how could you all of a
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sudden all of a sudden they're sitting on the highest moral horse all of a sudden folding like
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a lawn chair and you can't take I always say I always say at least I'm honest I said I was gonna
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be mean no you pretending like you you care or you give a shit about others or that you're funny
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you're a stand-up comic all of a sudden no you stand by what you say and that's what I appreciate
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about and I said I said I just I don't I just hate you so I feel like that's that's fair to say
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at least I'm honest right I mean I'm not about to hear and kiki in your face yeah exactly it's fine
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no you're a terrible person it's really not and your hairline's receding and you got to pick one
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just state it one struggle a struggle pick one please commit well and that's why like as sometimes
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speaking going back on thirst traps sometimes I'll get tagged in thirst traps but I had to make a video
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telling people don't tag me in these because they're not offensive they're just cringe but like
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they're not offensive it depends on the thirst trap because some some of these men
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I'm not gonna lie I don't know I think what if what if when you went to the pearly gates god
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pulled this up on his phone and showed this to you what would you say at the end of the day
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I am a man with hormones and I feel like everybody has those moments where they slip a little bit
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you know I'm saying I've never on main horny you know what I'm saying like I mean I have a second
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account for that but I will never admit to doing anything with these men but just like a casual
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little scroll through you know what I'm saying and then I move on with my day there you go so it's
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like nothing that you can incriminate me for it is not that he knows it's a safe space I would say
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no this is a very safe space and I think too when it comes to thirst traps for women a lot of times
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it's received a lot differently than most definitely thirst traps for men obviously because women are
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judged for literally everything so men are always like fatherless behavior let's about say stupid
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shit like that and they're the ones wearing these like three inch inseam shorts with a shirt like
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okay right right right okay but then when you have you have creators like it's nita baby finita
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you have her reacting to them the same way that men react to women's thirst traps and all of a sudden
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they're like this is too far I'm uncomfortable yeah I'm uncomfortable just think about you did this
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five minutes ago so another girl on your 40 page but it's only okay when I do it it's like the double
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like the double standards is yeah disgusting right insufferable no truly like I said like we were
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talking about earlier like just doubling back yeah and not like the lack of self-awareness
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is what kills me every single time truly and I I have I have those moments where I like I don't
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even want to engage I don't even want to put two brain cells together to even say anything to you
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about it but every single time like you said in nita's comments it's always like oh my god like this
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is weird why are you doing that yeah okay okay yeah yeah we're on the same page got it and that's why
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I always I always say too when they're when they say um sometimes they'll say things like oh women
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do this and then get mad when you like get objectified or harassed outside like by men out in
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the real world they're like how what do you expect when you post things like this and I was like have
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you ever heard of consent babe no no probably not right that's why it's like posting your own thirst
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traps or whatever is there's consent involved you've consented to posting this because you know
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what you're doing and you know what's going to be involved and then you're not surprised when you
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receive stuff so that's when they're like how do you expect like have you ever seen videos of men
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I see them all the time unfortunately for me when they stitch they'll stitch yeah they'll stitch videos
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of girls like talking about something completely random like they could be talking about a hard-boiled
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egg and they'll literally be like your titties are out and that upsets me how do you expect me to
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listen to the words coming out of your face when your tits are right there like they're there and you
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wanted me to say something about it I'm talking about eggs I'm talking about eggs what are you
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talking about exactly that's why I'm like see that's not the same thing as posting a thirst
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trap because a thirst trap is like you know what you're doing right you know what's involved but
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like when you're just existing and then they're like those are some nice tits I'm trying to figure
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out do you not possess the like ability to like restrain yourself do you not know how to like keep
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no semblance of self-control not an ounce I'm like sometimes I'll have a passing thought you know
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what I do I don't say it you have to put in work to get on the keyboard finish a complete thought
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yeah hit send and then and then wait for a response wait wait for respond again and then we'll keep
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going through the series of dialogue when you could have just shut up from the beginning isn't that crazy
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it's like it's it's kind of similar to like obviously like the way I film my tiktoks like
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this is me in a full b like full b hair makeup everything right when I post tiktoks I rolled
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right out of bed half the time I'm sitting on my toilet doing my thing we love the toilet I call my
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toilet like my office because some people are like girl are you on the toilet still to this day
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girl are you on the toilet and I say no I'm in my office so now like when I go on vacation and stuff
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I'll film in the bathroom again because it's my brand and people like my fans are like in on it now so
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they'll be like bestie loving the new office and I go thanks babe thanks I love what you did with
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the space really the wall decor it's looking great vacation office it's killing I know it's a beach
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house I know it's a beach house so when I post pictures of like when I do glam and I post my
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pictures obviously those are a form of a thirst trap for real obviously I know I look good oh yeah right
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period so I post them and men get even more mad and I'm like you got mad because your pp wiggled a
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little and you hate me and now you're like fuck no it ruffles their feathers ruffles their feathers
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it really does they don't know what to do they're like malfunctioning like I must insert insults like
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they don't know how to control themselves no they don't they short circuit immediately because I'm
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like see because you thought you hated me but now it turns out you're attracted to me I'm gonna go
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that's on you babe I'm gonna go ahead and insert myself really quickly like anytime I see you come
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of my feed like I drool a little bit just a little bit like a tad and I'm here for it
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honestly same same to you because let me tell you something about Isaiah Isaiah knows how to post a
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thirst trap babe I'll tell you that much every now and again every now and then I have to remind y'all
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I have to put y'all bitches back in your place like I'm with the jokes but I'm also fine as hell like I
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have to make sure y'all do that I feel like sometimes the comedy is like a mask same and they
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forget they're like yeah I look like this at the end of the day exactly that's like my exact point
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that's why I'm I always it makes me laugh so hard when they like get so mad when I post like
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pictures of me looking good because then what they do then is they're like oh like you got work done
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like this is facetune edited yeah exactly and I was like no no like do y'all watch her videos I know
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you do because you comment on every single one she looks like this 25 eight like there is no if
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answer buts about it you're seeing me in real life yeah and I'd be looking like walked in almost
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passed out almost fainted I wish I was joking I was like no really like if I wasn't so dark I'd be
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blushing right now like you'd see it cheeks rosy red yeah oh my gosh getting me all hot and bothered
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anyways feelings mutual babe honestly Isaiah is so hot y'all already knew that though he beats he be
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reminding you he keeps to that foot on that neck that's for damn sure oh yeah y'all get a break
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so for those of you who don't know here on the comment section what we like to do is bring videos
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that I was tagged in and we bring them here and we rip them apart make jokes remind everybody how
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hot we are always oh yeah how hot we are how humble we are how humble down to earth how so down
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to earth don't forget that I'm so I'm so laid back I'm so low-key I love being a regular commenter
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there's nothing that I want to remind y'all more than me being a regular joe your average joe that's me
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average joe okay I put my pants on one leg at a time just like yo so this first video that we have
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I always like to give a little summaries of the videos so it's basically a woman replying to a
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comment that says listen to you whining about societal expectations because heaven forbid society
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expects anything from women at all so she basically is talking about how society expects us to age
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gracefully like not let ourselves go work like we have no children parent like we have no job
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and everything is essentially a contradiction and entirely different from what they expect
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of men because especially when it comes to looks like the way that they view women's beauty versus
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men's um and how it ages over time and they always it's just there's no winning I feel like they'll
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tell you like you need to stay in shape you need to do this you need to do that then women will do
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things like get bbls get filler get botox and they're like too much plastic in the face like no you
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can never win men are expected to do the bare minimum you see a man cooking eggs in the kitchen
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oh my god daddy material I want him in my house now but everything like you just said like pregnancy
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I will never fathom how people expect women to just bounce back after dropping a whole atomic bomb
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out of your vagina just pushing straight out your cooter and then expecting you to look like a barbie
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the next day like you have so much stuff that you have to go through and then if you aren't back in
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shape like I think the problem is a lot of people expect that like this one person this one celebrity
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did it it's because you're upholding them to these like unrealistic expectations yeah well and also that
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celebrity has access they have finances they have tools and all these resources that other people
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don't have so they can afford to hire a personal trainer a private chef a nanny like all of these
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things that help them get in shape faster and if you think about it too it all leads back to the same
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point because they have to do that especially women because they have to stay in shape because
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they have to stay aesthetically pleasing for the eye so it's all the same bit but either way
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like famous famous people do it so why not you yeah like lovebug I am a nurse I have 12 hour shifts
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and then I have three kids at the house I do not have time to be talking to Dr. Miami and going to
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the gym eight times a day like that's not I'm sorry it's not in my schedule I can't like it's really
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absurd what people expect women to do day in and day out also being unfazed by all the comments
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that's another thing too like y'all are expected to have like the you know toughest backbone made of
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vibranium not give a heck but still still taking all this critique and criticism and opinion and
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you have to handle it with grace with grace with grace you're getting all riled up yeah you're so
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mad you're so aggressive with grace and with poise and you take the high road I don't take that
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high road doesn't exist I'm sorry she's been shut down for years in my world no you you will not see
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my cheeks I promise you that's why I said I if you go low I'm going to hell I'm going down to earth
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even deeper babe I'm going to the core the center of the earth that's where I'm going magma I literally
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I literally I'm like sub-zero I'm going down there I'll meet you in the trenches the mariana's trench
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I'll meet you down there babe that's why it's like if you can't if you can't take it then don't
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dish it out yeah you know what I'm saying you you you folding like a lawn chair the moment I come for
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your uneven ass hairline stick it but you said everything else I just said one thing like
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and suddenly that's on me and suddenly I'm the problem yeah okay like right they uh it also says
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on here too that they call the stay-at-home mom unfulfilled and a working mom selfish but childless
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women are incomplete right so chase your career but never at the expense of your family think like a
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man if you want to be successful but don't act like one if you want to be liked and so on and so
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there's literally just hundreds of contradictions that go back and forth and it's it all applies
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it applies to everything thirst traps and real life like working being a parent right dating like
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literally everything you have to be everything and nothing all at once where there was this one
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this one video I saw like a year ago yeah and it was this like debate between feminists and men's
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rights activists and they were first of all what even is that that's right there what even is that
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but they were debating about like a bunch of different topics and a lot of the the statements
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that a lot of the men's rights activists were making were things like oh you know like we're just so
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overlooked and neglected like when it comes to you know custody battles the women always wins and x1z
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why is that let's talk about that as if you've never thought about the patriarchy for longer
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than three seconds before we have this expectation that women are supposed to be more nurturing and take
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care of kids yep and also maintain you know a six-figure job yeah and you have no responsibility
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to the kids whatsoever you're wondering why you don't get to win the custody battle and also too a
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lot of times statistically they don't they don't ask for custody they don't they don't fight for it
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women always are like i'll take the kids and the men are like wait i was gonna uh you got me i really
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wanted to i was just about to you took it oh that's crazy at a restaurant when you don't want
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to pay yeah and the other person's like why i got like really i was it's right here i promise
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are you sure oh my god i really wanted to okay next time next time i got you next time there's
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no next time we're not hanging out again speaking of that's like another thing too that men are like
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oh women just expect to be paid for and blah blah blah i was like first of all that's patriarchy
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right because they tell women they shouldn't work or earn their own money so that's on you you're
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complaining about your own problems right so i always say to you i've said this in like really
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really old videos that i never feel bad for getting things like free drinks or letting men pay for
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things if they're like oh it's on me i'm like are you sure oh my god okay great thanks sounds good
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yeah because that's like that's not the page it's make sure that the patriarchy doesn't work against
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you it works for you oh yeah you're gonna play the game that's called playing the game exactly
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this is chess not checkers all right i'm gonna get this drink and you you offered okay thank you so much
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and then go about my merry way i never asked for it i never asked for it i know same i well and i
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just think too it's it's one of those things that's like that's on you like tell your homies bro like
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let's only like look to your left and right i tell your peers that they shouldn't be doing that
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like your homeboy did the exact same thing last week you know what i mean and it's it's this sense
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of entitlement it's like when i do something for you therefore i need to be offered something in
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return yeah i need to get some it's like contractual exactly i never said that i was gonna do
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anything for in return for this drink we never had a discussion we didn't have a team meeting
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we didn't regroup about anything and i and i also always say too um when they offered for drinks for
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example i always say like what did you think he was buying me that drink for do you think it's
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because he looked at me and he goes she looks smart i'm gonna go ask her what her favorite book is
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babe that's not why he came up to me no no and that's why i said i i look at it like vegas
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right when you go to vegas and you gamble you know you're not gonna win but let's spend some
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money and have some fun let's try let's have fun who knows you may maybe you won't but who knows
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heavy on you won't making sure you remember that you won't let's see like you gamble knowing you're
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not gonna win you just be spending your money that's it's the same thing right that's how i see
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it you are for the good times you are actively spending your money throwing it away yeah in hopes
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that something happened like a one million chance consents there you go they don't know that word
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either but in hopes that something's gonna happen but it doesn't so you're mad at yourself again
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these are your own problems these are things that you set in place i'm just a bystander i'm just here
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taking this drink i'm sorry and i feel like another thing too i feel like that also does lean into
00:22:11.680
a little bit of the alphabet mafia too just because happy pride yeah i was literally gonna ask yeah i was
00:22:17.140
gonna ask like if it's the same dynamic if it's a little bit different it's kind of like 50 50 or it's a
00:22:21.820
toss-up just depends on the person it's it's not as grimy i would say yeah i'm sure but there's
00:22:26.840
still this expectation that like we're going back to the bathroom i'm sorry in a public restroom
00:22:31.360
i want better for you did you say i'm humble but not that humble not right i'm not on the grounds
00:22:38.100
i promise you okay i'm like seat level at least give me a bench a little bit different no there's
00:22:43.220
definitely again that same expectation because we're still dealing with men at the end of the day at
00:22:46.720
least on my part and i'm very disappointed in myself i really want it better for me
00:22:50.720
it's still this expectation of okay i got you something therefore you know you know what's up
00:22:55.900
i don't i'm oblivious i don't know what's going on who's up who's i am just enjoying this you know
00:23:03.560
vodka crayon right and having a great conversation that's so funny that was my drink too that's my
00:23:07.980
drink always when i was in college vodka crayon was like initially my drink was uh have you ever
00:23:12.780
had an amf no it's an adios mother effort i think it's maybe a west coast thing that's what it's
00:23:17.860
called i think there's another word for it i want to say but it's basic it's gasoline it's truly like
00:23:23.740
a four loco with like blue carousel in it oh it's like all the liquors in one asking to get like
00:23:30.040
jungle jungle juice yeah yes yes it's literally like a fancy jungle juice essentially jungle juices
00:23:35.600
taste better in my opinion and that was your i mean that was my first drink when i was like
00:23:40.020
drinking and i didn't know drinks you don't know oh yeah i didn't know enough of them you just took
00:23:44.400
whatever like oh my god yes alcohol that sounds good right no literally no i had no standards when
00:23:48.920
i first started drinking i'm not gonna lie to you i just like anything like okay this is drink this
00:23:52.180
is a drink i'm gonna get tipsy off of this okay cool like i really had no standards same but we're
00:23:57.080
better now we're better now oh my gosh yeah thank god what's your sign i'm a gemini sun scorpio
00:24:02.600
rising gemini moon oh two gemini's and a scorpio like there's like six gemini's in my chart i'm not
00:24:08.140
gonna lie to you but oh you're gemini through and through babe through and through top to bottom
00:24:12.820
head to toe yeah what about you i'm a virgo virgo cancer moon sagittarius rising okay interesting
00:24:20.140
are you an emotional person like a really emotional person because yeah that that cancer i'm sorry
00:24:25.120
they're like always sticks out to me you know what i mean i'm something about it i'm like yeah and
00:24:28.700
that's my moons obviously like my emotions so yeah i feel very deeply that's why i like do this shit i
00:24:34.200
do because i feel so deeply for others but there's an asterisk next to it because i only care about
00:24:39.280
people that like i care about i only care what they think oh yeah i care about them otherwise
00:24:45.080
you're dead to me anybody else is extra no tree number three what did you say okay right everything
00:24:51.100
else is white noise to me honestly yeah it goes right over in one ear and out the other i love
00:24:54.880
gemini's and that's a i get along really well with gemini's yeah i feel like i feel like that's
00:24:58.980
why we like having a great time right now we're enjoying each other's company we vibe and i i have
00:25:02.300
like a lot of friends who are really into zoology i'm not like that big into zoology like that i'm not
00:25:06.920
gonna lie to you but i do know what i'm about i do know my sign i'm one of those people like just
00:25:11.480
knows their own that's good and then i know like who i get along with you know what i'm saying so
00:25:14.960
i get along with cancer surprisingly because i have a lot of cancers in my life but cancers are great
00:25:19.900
cancer men what yeah sorry i had to clarify specify i mean men in general are very interesting to
00:25:27.160
navigate but truly yeah cancer men which is it was just so funny because my roommates are cancer but
00:25:33.060
anyway that's funny though because i i'm a virgo woman obviously but i have virgo men
00:25:39.240
crawled out straight from hell they came that pennywise that was a virgo man i'm convinced oh
00:25:45.400
yeah oh no they were they were made in his image oh yeah most definitely and it's funny because i feel
00:25:50.380
like y'all have definitely isn't beyonce a virgo yes she is i'm about to say like out y'all neck and
00:25:56.820
neck you know what i'm saying so i mean you definitely radiate beyonce energy you know what i mean you
00:26:00.140
give me you give me that that destiny's child type of energy you know what i'm saying like it's it's a
00:26:06.020
lot of like i don't know there's a lot of overlap with with virgo men but they're terrible they're
00:26:13.260
absolutely terrible like absolute garbo garbage having having a virgo personality as a woman is
00:26:17.980
different than having a virgo personality as a man absolutely and i will never i will never rock with
00:26:22.860
it yeah i literally i literally once said um that virgo men virgo men i've i've said multiple times
00:26:28.360
are garbage but i've said to like virgo men are like the dude at the at like a children's birthday
00:26:34.120
party like a full-grown man who like is is in line to hit the pinata and then like ruins it for
00:26:40.300
everybody takes it too seriously beats the shit out of it and like rips it off the rope and then
00:26:45.680
everyone's like he's like eight year olds like yeah i wanted my turn and he's like i got the candy
00:26:49.760
out i got it out for you guys this is not what you wanted this is not about you that's not about you
00:26:52.500
that that man's a virgo every time i love that description i love that analogy like that i got
00:26:58.900
so much fulfillment from that you know what i mean that was the perfect analogy i'm telling you and
00:27:03.280
virgo men are like overly competitive every time too really like oh yeah like about from like an
00:27:09.100
actual sport to like playing scrabble like they'll they'll get so mad they break the board you know
00:27:13.900
flipping it across the room or they leave they're like i just like don't i don't want to deal with
00:27:17.240
the negativity i can't do it anymore you know what kills me about that i'm just thinking in general
00:27:21.100
with men when it comes to like being emotional and everything like that oh yeah their their idea
00:27:25.280
of emotional is just like crying and being like oh my god i'm so sad x y and z but like men are very
00:27:30.080
emotional people like you're punching a hole in the wall over scrabble this game of mario kart
00:27:35.760
over scattergory over sorry please you didn't get you got 11th place in mario kart and you're punching
00:27:42.620
a hole in the wall let's unpack that but you're not emotional right that's so funny right my my brother
00:27:49.000
my brother has a really chaotic big three like my brother's a cancer son gemini moon aries rising
00:27:55.220
chaotic that cancer saves him from being truly hell on earth okay yo no that was like the saving grace
00:28:01.400
yeah truly but we played mario kart once and he was losing and he had to go sit in his room for a while
00:28:07.460
take a break oh my goodness take a beat we all need a little bit of time no yeah let's regroup
00:28:14.580
you know what i'm saying collect ourselves you know i'm saying the tension was really high
00:28:17.760
yeah and honestly you know that tortilla challenge that's been going around uh-huh so like my boyfriend
00:28:23.960
was watching me watch one and he's like we could never do that and i go i i agree with you and he
00:28:29.880
goes because one of us would get mad at the other and i go we'll see it's not an olympic sport because
00:28:34.760
he takes that shit way too serious okay and i was also you would hurt me with a tortilla and then i
00:28:39.920
would get mad at you that's i see it so clearly in my head if i did that with my boyfriend he would
00:28:44.580
take it way too serious and hurt me with a tortilla getting slapped in the face with a tortilla
00:28:48.440
alone it's already like okay you know what i mean like i low-key would have a problem with that
00:28:53.500
i was like if you don't like take it too seriously i think we could do it and have a good time
00:28:58.640
because it's not a gentle caress of a tortilla no you know what i'm saying it's always rough tortilla
00:29:03.440
like you try to be cute and like ease your way into it like oh my god but that by that second or
00:29:08.760
third slap it was personal and i will never i might have to walk into a separate room and
00:29:14.100
collect myself because i will i will take that personally i promise you go in my brother's room
00:29:17.600
with him i'm like listen let's just talk you know what i mean i yeah it's funny i literally did
00:29:22.060
that with my friend shallon yesterday oh my god i love challenge and we it was a mess because
00:29:26.760
you could see we were getting riled up because you know you have the water in your mouth right
00:29:29.080
you know what i mean i'm like okay okay you know what i'm saying giving a two-piece combo
00:29:33.320
you know what i'm saying like it got serious because like i said i was trying to be cute i
00:29:37.000
was trying to ease my way into it but i'm trying to be cute and playful try to be oh my god you
00:29:41.300
know what i'm saying like a little like you know gentle but she ended up like literally going me like
00:29:45.060
a bitch slap i'm not gonna lie to you and i said oh i caught your tea yeah i caught your tea
00:29:50.440
and when i tell you i gave her a roundhouse i had to like she took something out on you you know
00:29:54.920
what i'm saying i did like a superman jump off the bed like i was serious about it you look suplexer
00:30:00.260
that's very mysterious on her ass i'm not gonna lie to you so yeah so yeah y'all probably don't
00:30:05.580
need to do it i love my wife i love her she's the best shout out to shallon if you're back home
00:30:10.320
watching hey okay so we'll get back to this video but we'll go into some of these comments so this
00:30:16.720
first one says meanwhile they want gold stars for not hitting us being nice and bringing back a
00:30:22.320
paycheck nothing else which is so funny because i just made a video the other day talking about i've
00:30:27.620
talked about this like before a few times but sometimes women will tag me in videos and they'll
00:30:32.160
be like this is one of the good ones you should do at this one why don't you stitch men like this
00:30:37.140
blah blah blah and i'm always like first of all that's not what they come here to see babe right
00:30:40.700
this is not a comedy it's a comedy show but it's more so an execution oh yeah that's what i'd be doing
00:30:45.820
we offer blood public execution yeah so i'm like that's not what i build my platform on so i'm not doing
00:30:50.700
that second off i'll watch the videos and it's like hey girls stretch marks they're okay they're
00:30:58.840
okay with me they're okay with me love yourself babe thank you for the seal of approval that's
00:31:04.680
that's the the bar that's what we're starting yeah they're like this one he's a good one he's a good
00:31:09.940
one the bare minimum allowing me to exist in my body oh my god you're doing the lord's work wife me
00:31:16.000
immediately immediately and it's it's so sad because again it's like rare to find anybody who
00:31:21.000
like goes above and beyond you know what i'm saying well and that's just how low the bar is
00:31:25.040
like i would say like it's in hell the bar's in hell so like any just like little sliver of human
00:31:31.500
decency hope they're like maybe maybe you know what i think it's getting serious we have limited
00:31:38.520
options okay no and that's not your fault it's not but wake up babe that's why i'm here to i'm here
00:31:43.840
to break you out that spell we want better for ourselves truly okay i think i was in the
00:31:47.460
sunken place at 1.2 you know what i mean he texted back within three hours and i was like
00:31:51.500
we're getting married next week you know what i mean this is the one it's like no love bug okay he
00:31:58.320
looked saw your message walked away went to work took a nap came back and then texted you back oh my bad
00:32:05.320
i was in the bathroom like come on so we need yeah we want better for ourselves and you know what like
00:32:11.340
i've i've been there to an extent but i think i've just always had a real itch that could never be
00:32:18.440
scratched when it came to men like i was just like every time i always had one foot out the door
00:32:23.780
but i did have my moments where i was like down bad you know yeah as we all do that's the patriarchy's
00:32:30.640
fault and it's really honestly men we have really have it made you know what i mean like we knew what we
00:32:37.280
were doing we knew what we were doing i feel like someone at some point sat down was like what can i
00:32:42.880
do to make sure that women will always want me even doing nothing and that's why we have the
00:32:49.240
patriarchy you know no truly and that's why i'm like the the bar is just so low like i i always think
00:32:55.300
like they want they want to be i was i said in my video like you want me to congratulate a fish for
00:33:00.500
swimming so he's nice to you so i should give him a gold star for that like i love that but that's
00:33:06.100
we should be starting we learned in kindergarten it's kind of like well yeah like they'll say
00:33:10.000
things like you shouldn't hit women yeah so that was even on the table before that's what we were
00:33:16.300
talking about before okay check right like got it great you nailed it honestly pass with flying
00:33:23.060
colors you know what i mean here's your gold star that's why i'm like come on y'all like hold
00:33:27.800
yourself higher i promise you you'll you deserve so much better than that so much more as we both do
00:33:32.800
because we're again humble humble humble down grounded and i as a talented individual like i
00:33:38.740
don't like to put it in people's faces i i agree i mean i couldn't agree more but i still want listen
00:33:42.660
it's not it's not their fault that i'm inherently more i guess talented is the word i guess i guess
00:33:50.140
you know what i mean it's kind of something that you're born with like if you have you have you
00:33:53.740
i mean we're all we all have our strengths we have yeah mine i just mine are just in like spades
00:33:58.880
yeah but yours you have to work for and that's okay and that's okay everyone starts somewhere i
00:34:03.480
kind of started out right here but you know you know you know what we're not all as lucky as as
00:34:09.200
you and i right and i understand that i i can step outside of myself and acknowledge that other people
00:34:13.900
aren't as amazing as i am you know what i'm saying and that's that's where the humble comes in and
00:34:18.020
that's that's how you stay grounded and to stay on the ground you know what i mean exactly but enough
00:34:23.420
of that so this uh next one says my mom used to say you have to do everything a man can do but
00:34:29.260
backwards in high heels and it's exhausting which is very true very fair it's just like lots of hoops
00:34:35.660
to jump through and it's still not seen as even equivalent to what not even like you do the
00:34:40.360
backwards okay well you should have been doing it on a unicycle so just constantly moving the do you
00:34:45.740
even know how to ride a bike i doubt it to be honest so for this next video let's see we have
00:34:53.220
a breakdown of this video essentially is it's a father and son and they're talking about
00:34:57.680
how fake women are like nowadays modern women misandrist let's go back to the 50s right
00:35:04.820
okay where life was better where life was better for all of us for for black people for people of
00:35:11.000
color for gay people it was so much better i could not imagine a better time actually
00:35:15.040
we had to drink from separate water fountains take me there that's where i need to be born
00:35:20.760
in the wrong time accepting time a more accepting time things were more traditional yeah right let's
00:35:25.960
bring back tradition so in this video i think i remember this video um i think i might have stitched
00:35:32.520
this one actually but they basically say that um all of this leads up to fake personalities and
00:35:38.700
nothing is real about who they are and it's just pathetic to them that uh women are so fake
00:35:45.540
so like plastic i guess is the word right when i when i talk about men who say things like this
00:35:52.720
say bullshit like this and they're talking about whether it's makeup plastic surgery hair whatever it
00:35:58.000
may be i always think to myself like you give yourselves way too much credit because if i took
00:36:04.180
this red lip off you would think i looked like this naturally oh yeah even with the red lip you
00:36:08.880
might be like do you look you look a little different today wouldn't have a clue i can't put
00:36:13.260
my finger on it there's something you look a little you look a little did you use a different
00:36:18.480
moisturizer yeah i don't know i can't tell did you brush your hair no it's literally i'm sorry i spent
00:36:24.300
two hours beating this face and you wouldn't even know the difference it's and it's so like far
00:36:30.880
removed like it's i i genuinely think even like when it comes to plastic surgery i'm like you
00:36:36.760
haven't seen enough titties to know fake ones from real ones i'll tell you that much i can tell
00:36:40.380
you that confidently babe no it's p-hub right that's right you haven't seen enough to know for
00:36:46.860
sure especially on a person and in real life you seem and you're telling and let's say in this i'll
00:36:53.140
raise even a step further let's say you you got so lucky like this this these two dudes got so
00:36:58.920
lucky as to go home with a girl with with fake boobs and she took off her shirt and then you look
00:37:04.560
at them and be like those are fake i'm out of here like i'm leaving i don't do fake things
00:37:11.680
get some bitches like what are you talking about like at the end of the day you got titties in your
00:37:15.800
face and you worried about whether or not they're real or not you aren't even lucky to be in close
00:37:19.900
proximity to them that's that's what i'm saying that's i'm like you're telling me you're gonna be
00:37:23.120
like hold on are those real like stop the record hold on those are those plastic let's talk about
00:37:32.520
it like again you are lucky i value honesty so let's talk about it let's really unpack that for
00:37:37.520
a second let's unpack that do you love yourself why would you want these because this is pathetic
00:37:42.160
that's what they're thinking and then the moment there's even a little bit of droop a little bit
00:37:45.600
of sag yeah not for me that's disgusting go to the gym i don't know what you need to do at the
00:37:51.200
gym but do something they're like go to the gym that's gonna change right i don't know what you
00:37:55.620
need to do they do say shit like that oh yeah they have no clue no clue just word vomiting saying
00:38:02.480
anything that comes to their brain they're like uh titties uh do better uh i don't know something
00:38:06.740
i don't and go to the gym can't put two thoughts and honestly eat less eat less um i i want you to
00:38:12.320
look glammed up like have no makeup on yeah i want your hair to be done at any given moment when you
00:38:17.280
wake up just in case i need the aerial flow i need the wind blowing i need windows to be open
00:38:22.000
all the time no makeup makeup no makeup makeup they don't even know what that is they i say that
00:38:26.960
all the time you ask a man like that to look up a picture of like a no makeup makeup look like what's
00:38:32.860
your idea of natural makeup they'll show you a picture of kim kardashian yep lashes on eyebrows
00:38:37.740
someone who like in her sleep sleeping beauty like her eyes are closed and mario's in there like
00:38:42.340
painting you know what i'm saying like so she wakes up opens her eyes to the world and she's already
00:38:46.240
beat it's like what do you what do you how do you think people wake up in the morning like you know
00:38:49.360
you know how you look like you look how you look and then expect women to do that every minute of
00:38:55.420
every single day like maintain that and have no moment where they're like i'm chilling with no
00:38:59.580
makeup on genuine no makeup on like these lashes are not mine you say that all the time and i don't
00:39:05.660
think you understand that okay you think i was naturally born with these i i literally tell people
00:39:09.180
i'm like i paid someone to glue these to my eyeball you think you think that they're gonna look
00:39:15.400
natural you think i'm paying to look natural i always say like no no no no i want you to see
00:39:21.100
me blink from space if you were on the top of the empire stable thing you could see my lashes from
00:39:25.920
there that's what i want no and you you're going for that look you're going for that but men they
00:39:30.680
look like smeagol you know what i'm saying straggly hair teeth not brushed oh my gangly fingernails
00:39:37.520
and then expect to pull they're like but see this is my type this is no these are my standards i this
00:39:44.640
is like a laundry list of things that i need you to meet yeah don't have that same expectation for
00:39:48.500
me yeah no no no but only applies to you that only applies to you but if you don't meet one of these
00:39:52.640
things sorry but you're terrible sorry babe sorry i don't know what to tell you you're a fucking bitch
00:39:57.080
and you will never find love and i i think too like that's it's the same thing like even when
00:40:02.720
you talk about like thirst traps too because women women when they consume male thirst traps i mean
00:40:08.160
i'm sure you have women you were telling me earlier that sometimes women will comment on yours
00:40:12.380
yeah and they'll say some head ass shit like oh it's giving it's giving trade it's giving hetero
00:40:17.720
and i'm like think about if you think i'm sexy just say that
00:40:19.640
yeah you attracted to me and that's okay and that's okay and that's okay yeah i mean at the
00:40:26.020
end of the day like i know for a fact that whatever thirst traps i put on you know i'm saying
00:40:30.340
whether i'm dancing or you know i'm saying titties is out yeah sun glistening on my chest you know
00:40:34.840
what i mean like skin on 100 i know that i will never be held to the exact same standard as women
00:40:39.640
you know what i'm saying yeah so it's like i'll deal with people thinking i'm like you know straight
00:40:43.480
just because i haven't like you know did a z snap in five seconds or something but when it comes to
00:40:48.380
when it comes to like reading other people's comments and just like the sheer like attention
00:40:53.520
to detail yeah with things that have nothing to do with the video at all it's like why don't you
00:40:59.700
apply yourself in other areas the way that you like to critique other people's stuff you know
00:41:02.780
what i'm saying sometimes i think like when men consume thirst traps from women and they're like
00:41:07.820
so angered by it for whatever reason i think you get to watch her be hot quit ruining it for the
00:41:14.760
rest of us i want to i want to watch it too why are you complaining for it she's gonna stop
00:41:19.620
idiot as a straight man why are you insulting a woman who was being attractive in front of you
00:41:25.700
that's and why are you upset by that why why are you so moved to anger that again you're going out
00:41:32.460
of your way jumping over the river and through the woods to say something to bring this woman down
00:41:37.540
and and it's like it's going to do nothing but ruin it for the rest of us the rest of us won't
00:41:43.460
be able to consume it that's why i said just appreciate them being hot it's okay double tap
00:41:49.260
it go on with your life go on with your day go on with your day and just thank god that he made
00:41:53.520
someone that looks like her what does that say about you you're not having a job you're not having
00:41:57.340
a hobby having ample time to comment on multiple women's videos within the span of like five minutes
00:42:02.840
like please touch some grass go for a walk drink some juice eternally online babe go outside go see
00:42:09.500
the sun this is your side hustle this is your job this is your hobby like you can't possibly do
00:42:13.520
anything outside of scroll through social media and talk shit about women you can't i just oh my god
00:42:17.680
i literally had a dude right on one of my i think instagram pictures i can't even remember but he wrote
00:42:24.440
like you're literally like a six you're solid six no offense and then i i had
00:42:31.920
i saw what he looked like right and i said checks out right so then i i put it's never gonna not be
00:42:40.140
funny when ugly men want to tell me that they think i'm ugly like that means anything to me
00:42:45.980
like they're not attracted to me just so you know i would never date you cool feelings mutual right i
00:42:51.720
could tell you that confidently like you do not have the certification the credentials you do not
00:42:56.860
possess any credential to tell me about myself okay when you wash your ass finally call me yeah
00:43:03.060
brush that tongue and then come back and then we'll talk we'll chat use some mouthwash come back
00:43:07.360
and it's it has it has that same energy of of i can say anything i want to you all day long
00:43:15.200
but i can never turn a mirror on myself you know what i'm saying truly and that is that's forcing you
00:43:20.860
to acknowledge that you're a shitty person and you're you're not going to sit down and do that
00:43:24.920
you're not going to sit down and take the time to acknowledge i've made these women feel this way
00:43:29.300
and no they're never going to do that they he was convinced that he was doing a service
00:43:34.760
by trying to humble me offering unsolicited ass opinions really you could have just kept the
00:43:39.860
pushing i'll tell you what nothing hurts men like that more than you being like i don't care
00:43:44.740
goodbye oh yeah they want the reaction out of you yeah you don't care well i'm gonna find
00:43:50.540
something else you have hair on your legs yep and he's like thoughts thoughts no really like you
00:43:59.200
got you with me guys guys he's rallying the troops but trying to like you like just go home please
00:44:07.780
pack it up i know it's okay it takes the wind out their sails immediately that's why sometimes people
00:44:12.380
ask me like how do you not let it bother you or hurt you when men say all this terrible shit about
00:44:17.440
you all the time and i was like because i'm convinced they've never looked in a mirror
00:44:21.740
and that's a sad life to live can't possibly you've never seen your reflection ever can't possibly
00:44:26.460
because if you do i wouldn't be listen if if we're gonna seek counsel from the authority on good looks
00:44:33.200
i'm not gonna ask you they would go into a depression they would go into a depression
00:44:37.360
understand they took two seconds to really look at themselves they would be miserable that's what i'm
00:44:42.280
saying hot people don't spend their free time telling other hot people how ugly they are that's
00:44:48.160
just not true and think about what you're doing versus what they're doing you know what i mean
00:44:51.360
you're getting paid for this you're feeding me to the algorithm you understand that like i'm growing
00:44:55.800
i'm elevating they'll never with each comment that you give me same thing with yours they'll they'll
00:45:00.420
never understand it like any sort of hate comment or like bigotry they will never put that puzzle
00:45:06.760
together oh no shocking thankfully for us they'll never do that oh yeah oh listen i am well fed do
00:45:13.440
you understand me i am sleeping comfortably at night while you're 2 a.m worried about why i you
00:45:19.840
know i'm saying slur my s's or something like look look where you're at where i'm at okay again i'm
00:45:25.840
humble i'm humble i'm humble though but i'm gonna let you know that i'm in a much better situation
00:45:29.880
than you are okay you're sleeping on a mattress on the ground okay priorities and i'm
00:45:34.600
prioritize yourself on the 15th floor you know what i'm saying and you know what that's enough
00:45:38.620
for me and that's perfectly fine that's enough for me for someone who's as humble as us that's
00:45:42.880
enough for me yeah i i sleep great at night i promise i do i sleep fantastic me too drooling
00:45:48.360
and everything what time i did a mattress sponsor right and i made the caption sometimes misogynists
00:45:55.240
ask me how i sleep at night and i said then that's easy on a casper mattress period period right
00:46:02.700
and y'all got me here y'all allowed me to be in the situation and i'm saying and so thank you
00:46:07.020
my biggest fans my biggest supporters right that's what i'm saying our haters like haters is such a
00:46:12.940
lame yeah but it's true it's true like just people who senselessly write hate on your things
00:46:18.140
yeah they like don't understand that they're like they're perpetuating your career like babe you like
00:46:23.420
me they're keeping you like me you're back for more are we about to kiss are we stop no really like
00:46:30.140
cut the cameras like i'm like fuck you know what i mean wait do you like me check yes or no
00:46:34.460
check yes or no you know what i'm saying like i don't want to see don't tell me but like tell me
00:46:39.340
yeah it's fan behavior it's fan behavior at its finest and no one will ever understand that and i
00:46:43.960
kind of think about that when it comes to cancel culture too yeah like just to jump outside of it
00:46:48.360
for a second when when we cancel people i've always been very strongly about this even if i don't
00:46:52.580
mess with that person anymore or if i am not wanting to consume their media anymore yeah i'm just not
00:46:58.080
gonna interact with it same but you're going out of your way to like spread all this hate and be
00:47:01.820
like you should die your family's x y and z yeah you do guys you're giving them more of a platform
00:47:07.660
yeah right you keep you keep them in the spotlight you know what i'm saying like you're just feeding
00:47:11.520
you're feeding into giving them more attention that they can stay longer and they can have that
00:47:15.940
longevity you know what i mean oh yeah i i genuinely i think that too about like just in general
00:47:21.880
if you just don't like somebody like and it's you know what it's fair like if you just don't like
00:47:27.820
someone for whatever reason because clearly you don't know them as a person you're just consuming
00:47:31.700
their content parasocially so just don't look at it like sometimes people will write i hate when
00:47:38.640
this girl comes to my for you page and then i'll write back well guess what i'm definitely going to
00:47:42.980
see you again because you commented you commented so i'll see you in a little bit but i will be back
00:47:46.980
i'll see you tomorrow i promise you three days from now you're gonna have the exact same thought
00:47:50.020
so some of the comments on these on this video right um this first one says so date men then
00:47:56.040
listen i'm telling you if we took those two seconds to really unpack why we're so upset
00:48:01.900
and uh hostile about these things we might find that that's the answer and it's the same it's the
00:48:06.900
same i think energy as like people who are any sort of homophobic on your stuff as well it's like
00:48:13.460
why is that why is it getting you riled up why does my thirst trap upset you so much i said nothing to
00:48:19.480
you i think you were just staring at my abs the entire time and you got distracted then you got
00:48:24.180
upset by it you know what i'm saying i'm telling you it's a spectrum i feel like a lot more people
00:48:28.020
would be somewhere on the spectrum if they were honest with themselves or like took a step back
00:48:31.140
you know what i mean honestly why are you getting so worked up right honestly i'm not getting mad i'm
00:48:35.640
not getting mad at a straight man for throwing a thirst trap you know what i mean yeah i don't care
00:48:40.860
i'm going on about my day you know what i'm saying so when it's when there's the opposite of that
00:48:45.800
when you're commenting on people just existing as themselves yeah why is that so threatening to
00:48:50.700
you hot and bothered hot and bothered you are warm i know you are you are moist i told you pp's
00:48:56.960
wiggling wiggling all over the place it's funny too because there was this guy yeah that i used to go
00:49:02.680
to school with i'm not gonna say his name but he used to be on my case like really down my throat
00:49:10.700
is this like high school or it was high school okay and he used to be on my neck like always
00:49:15.400
saying something about me you know being gay x y and z this is after i came out because i came out
00:49:19.040
when i was 15 and i was like i've never interacted with you outside of like a classroom like you
00:49:26.200
know space or whatever just like being in the same class just existing in the same area yeah and he
00:49:30.240
would just be on my case like always like you know i remember this is around the time when i first
00:49:33.720
started social media and he's like one of the first people that i saw yeah and he would like comment
00:49:36.860
and like say things about it right later on down the line i saw like a couple years ago like this
00:49:41.120
is when i was in college he came out and i was like tea huh and we get to the problem i didn't
00:49:48.780
know at the time i didn't know at the time i'm not gonna lie to you but you just thought it was like
00:49:52.080
i'm noticing a trend i'm noticing a common theme with people who are that worked up yeah over people
00:49:57.740
that have nothing to do with them there's just genuinely no way that you get that upset unless it
00:50:03.020
stirs some shit up inside you that you haven't confronted yet there's no way there's no
00:50:06.740
there's no way at all like it doesn't affect you it doesn't hurt you it doesn't hinder your life in
00:50:12.480
any way shape or form therapy therapy we are really i'm a strong advocate for therapy same it's five
00:50:18.020
months i want i want that for you you know what i'm saying i feel like no better time to start your
00:50:22.460
journey than now now than now your time is now and once we and once we take a second to really like
00:50:28.380
maybe okay like i have a little sugar in my tank you know what i mean and that's okay you're gonna be
00:50:32.500
happy you're gonna live great i know at night i know at night you're like fighting back like
00:50:37.320
imploding i know you are no but once we like release some of that stress some of that pressure i feel
00:50:42.440
like you'll be a lot happier person and that's that's like see that's the sad the sad part is
00:50:47.140
a lot of times creators like yourself with the platform as well you have empathy for people like
00:50:52.320
that because you're like at the end of the day you're like that sucks that you feel like you can't be
00:50:57.280
yourself and that's why you are so hateful towards me yeah someone who's accepted who i am and i'm
00:51:02.220
living in my truth so that's why you're so angry but also you're ugly so go somewhere else but yeah
00:51:09.400
like do that somewhere else not here yeah so do it somewhere else no the empathy part is really sad
00:51:13.780
because i do be feeling bad i mean i won't say that i won't show that no exactly but it's like oof but
00:51:18.180
you have it which is why you're a good person right and that's why you have the platform you do
00:51:22.260
yeah and it's it's because you're a good person at the end of the day and you're not gonna like
00:51:26.380
rake someone over the coals for something that they're like struggling with yeah but at the same
00:51:30.740
time they're not entitled to your space either oh yeah no if you come at me outside of your neck
00:51:35.680
i'm gonna come at you at the crack of my ass like and i live by that and i stand by that i rarely
00:51:42.420
ever have people who like go that hard in the paint and i try to say stuff to me because at the
00:51:45.400
end of the day like i'm me like yeah again staying humble sorry i we keep saying it but staying
00:51:49.800
humble like i am i am that guy you know i'm saying like i have a great personality i'm attracted
00:51:53.700
all these things you know i'm saying amen and i i know i'm a good person like i'm not about to sit
00:51:56.840
here and like pretend like i'm not you know exactly so i i will say it's rare that i find
00:52:01.720
those people that go that hard in the paint for me yeah but when it happens and you think i'm this
00:52:05.400
like fun light-hearted kiki jokey jokey type i will be on your neck if you come at me sideways
00:52:12.160
you know what i'm saying and yeah that's exactly right it's the same exact thing but for me it's
00:52:17.980
the opposite in a sense but that just eludes to it's the same person every time like they genuinely
00:52:23.880
like me i will say to your face i'm gonna hurt your feelings like you're gonna regret ever making
00:52:30.400
this video i can promise you that like you want to do this okay but you're gonna hate what comes like
00:52:35.720
we all know how the story ends is what i say i tell them that verbatim and they still do it and
00:52:41.860
they're still surprised so it doesn't surprise me that you're like really nice and they just kind of
00:52:46.140
assume that you're not a mean person yeah you can't make fun of people you can't make them feel
00:52:51.120
bad about themselves oh yeah like i said just assume i was like there's like i again like with
00:52:55.800
the content that i make like there's no need for that you know what i mean i just make dumb jokes
00:52:58.980
all the time and then keep it pushing you know what i'm saying but and i when i my favorite my
00:53:03.860
favorite thing like i feel like it's it never fails to follow this like exact sequence they make a
00:53:09.680
video you stitch it their account's private where'd you go do you know what i mean and that's what i
00:53:15.940
love about you because again like you're very upfront and honest yeah from the get-go yeah
00:53:19.600
and like no like she would never x y and z and then you do you deliver and then but see i would
00:53:25.800
and i and i tell people like when you write hey i'm all see that's the difference between you and me
00:53:29.820
because my platform's built off this shit oh yeah someone like isaiah doesn't need to focus on those
00:53:34.280
things because isaiah's all laughs and being hot to me it's the complete i'm a menace that's i i i feed off
00:53:41.980
of it and it fuels my platform so that's why i'm like that's the difference i can say something yeah
00:53:47.220
it's never been anything else nothing different yeah and i've talked to other creators before who
00:53:51.700
are like very like brand friendly kind of creators which not to say that i'm not but i'm a little
00:53:56.540
i'm not but like it it depends but for some creators they can't respond to stuff like that
00:54:02.580
because it goes against the branding right not me people reach out people reach out again like i
00:54:08.520
remember there was one time i did this brand deal and people commented like oh my god like this is
00:54:11.760
so and i remember i had commented something back and i was like i was like oh like but you're
00:54:16.700
watching it i'm getting paid for it you know i mean like something small like that yeah and i was
00:54:20.700
like i should probably take that down that was a thought i was like uh like it's literally a brand
00:54:24.720
deal and i don't want to like look like x y and z exactly but i love again the authenticity you
00:54:29.180
know what i mean you are very blunt about it and i feel like that works yeah i feel like i wish a lot
00:54:33.960
more people were like that yeah i do too doing the lord's work you know what i mean like really
00:54:38.280
like trying exterminating these bitches and we need more exterminators yeah i i said that too i'm like
00:54:45.200
stomping on them like roaches oh yeah and i and they just keep respawning every two to three business
00:54:50.380
days i i even said once too like i kind of compare it to like the five stages of grief after i stitch
00:54:56.240
someone so the first stage is denial and that's what happens first like they'll they'll get real brave
00:55:01.240
and be like this is what i wanted to happen like oh yeah well you guess what you're fat
00:55:05.480
cool anything else no that's all you got that's all that's it right okay like that's why i said the
00:55:11.500
other yesterday i made a video and i told someone he looked like his feet when he wears slides his toes
00:55:17.260
hang over the front and someone told me that's the most pointed mean shit i've ever heard in my life
00:55:22.880
you want to comfort somebody that's how you do it i'm sorry if someone said that to me i'd be like
00:55:27.760
i would not recover i'm not gonna lie to you so like literally i was like you look like mountain
00:55:35.000
dude code red's your favorite drink if you had a drink of choice that's what you'd get you get that
00:55:38.860
and a beef jerky stick at the am pm you have that look you have that musty look about you that's why
00:55:43.980
sometimes i'll tell people like like when i had leo gonzalez on the show we talked about like making
00:55:49.100
fun of people by saying where they look like they would work right and we did it back and forth to
00:55:54.720
each other and we were making jokes about it and sometimes people are like oh it's you making fun
00:55:58.860
of minimum wage that's not what i said never said that i said you look right like you would work
00:56:04.140
there right i don't know how much they get paid there's a very specific demographic it's an energy
00:56:08.480
you know like the energy you have gives me circle k and that's on you right i'd like to think that
00:56:14.380
that's on you not on me so it's like i'm not coming for the actual job itself no not at all
00:56:18.680
but when you radiate that energy listen almost leave it there and well and one time like i said
00:56:24.760
one time i said someone looks like he drives a scion and then this girl said i drive a scion and i'm
00:56:29.760
feeling a little attacked and i said the jokes only apply to the person i'm talking to right she was
00:56:34.400
like that's fair see so i'm saying people who understand it's not towards them and can keep
00:56:38.860
it pushing yeah exactly that's always yeah when if something doesn't apply to me one thing i won't do
00:56:43.680
it's common on it you know what i mean like i drive a nissan ultima okay the slander that nissan
00:56:49.220
ultima first of all my girl erica she's cute but the slander that it's like that like baby daddy
00:56:54.780
baby mama energy or whatever like that's what people say about it whatever oh it's cute i love
00:56:58.660
my car you know what i mean and i'm gonna keep it pushing you know what i'm saying if it doesn't
00:57:01.740
apply to you then it doesn't matter you know exactly i literally i literally drove a toyota prius
00:57:06.560
a 2015 toyota prius for years baby dog and toyota priuses that's where i started my tiktok journey
00:57:11.820
is filming in that really amen oh my god started from the bottom and now we're here and now we're
00:57:16.500
here no look i'm actually proud of you and still humble and still so and still so humble no it's
00:57:22.180
honestly those men who uh again we're not talking directly to you we're making a comment about
00:57:28.040
something and if it happens to like be like another feature that you possess again if you
00:57:32.180
aren't that person then keep it pushing don't apply let it fly it's very telling i'd say does apply
00:57:37.880
to whenever they speak up no truly you were literally three miles away no one said your
00:57:42.920
name and you sprinted you jumped at the chance to insert yourself what does i say about you
00:57:49.740
that shoe fits is what it says answer that question right that's i i say i make jokes like that because
00:57:55.340
those make me laugh like very specific jokes yeah like i said you look like you refuse to wear
00:58:00.280
sunblock because it's only for girls that's very specific i would argue and i'm like and that's
00:58:06.680
you and that's on you i would say saying what needs to be said but no one else has like the
00:58:11.500
courage to say you know i mean it'll be a thought that crosses my mind but i'm oh that's like too
00:58:15.100
mean no it's needed it's necessary sometimes it's necessary not all heroes wear capes and i really
00:58:20.740
want to commend you for being our superman you know what i'm saying thank you it's just yeah
00:58:25.140
oh my god is really doing what but we what needs to be done i'm trying trying girl you know not
00:58:31.660
even trying succeeding exceeding expectations that's why i said it's it's really gotham city and i'm
00:58:35.760
i'm out here in the trenches babe no and honestly i will put you in the same category as batman
00:58:41.440
because he swears he's not killing these men but are like snapping their necks you know what i mean
00:58:44.720
he's like i would never kill them just be the absolute shit out of them they are a vegetable for
00:58:49.380
the rest of their lives that's true i'm sorry that's true and again we love you for it we really do
00:58:58.140
all right everyone that's gonna do it for today's episode of the comment section show i want to thank
00:59:07.120
my very very very special guest isaiah xavier for joining me i love you i love you i'm in love with
00:59:13.820
you i'm coming out because we might have to cut the cameras i am like really grateful honored to be
00:59:20.620
here and i'm and again all jokes aside like really like i was like fangirling for like have a second
00:59:24.400
like my heart was racing a little bit i was like okay can i make sure i'm like cute but no thank you
00:59:29.920
for having me and i really love and appreciate you so much like as a human being outside of just like
00:59:34.200
content because i feel like it's like very easy to like step into like the superficial like oh my god
00:59:37.180
i love your content i love you know you're like doing great things and numbers wise but just as a
00:59:41.080
human being outside of outside of videos because again like you you you dip into that persona for
00:59:46.940
for the men on tiktok you know what i mean yeah it's like you came to deliver and that's great but
00:59:52.860
outside of it like you are really a sweetheart like talking to you like like literally warm my heart i'm
00:59:56.780
like oh okay you know what i mean like outside of it you heard it here first oh yeah nice person
01:00:01.340
come on now i mean well not too much we don't know what's funny is i saw someone once say you're not
01:00:06.940
nice but you're kind and that's different because nice is superficial oh yeah nice is very fake
01:00:11.620
from within exactly because again like fake being nice nice nice like to anybody you know what i mean
01:00:16.680
like very like everyone gets the same treatment no no no no no i'm gonna give you what you deserve
01:00:21.920
you know what i mean and in that if you're a nice person if you're a good person then i will be kind
01:00:26.000
to you so yeah no i love i love that you aren't on that superficial stop oh my god like yes like oh yes
01:00:31.540
and then like turning around like fuck this bitch you know what i mean so yeah no i really i'm really
01:00:36.100
like happy that i'm here and like able to be in your presence i love having you where can everybody
01:00:40.800
find you you can find me oh my god i'm plugging myself in so you can find me on instagram at isaiah
01:00:45.560
xavier on tiktok at isaiah xavier 10 and isaiah xavier 10 on like every other platform so love that and
01:00:51.500
make sure you go follow isaiah because not only is isaiah so handsome thank you so hot genuinely he is
01:00:58.800
so smart and so funny and so talented so make sure you guys go follow isaiah we're literally gonna just
01:01:04.240
make out can we wrap this up yeah are we done thank you so much for joining i love you thank
01:01:11.940
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