The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - IT’S NOT GONNA HAPPEN Ft. Max Balegde ｜ Episode 195

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00:00:46.040 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your

00:00:57.880 favorite everybody knows me who cares about me on to the guest today we have the iconic the legendary

00:01:02.880 the hilarious max belegde

00:01:05.140 i like those adjectives oh my gosh you're so welcome thank you very much straight from across

00:01:11.960 the pond i think you're my second brit really who was the first was ayame oh yeah oh my god

00:01:17.940 i love ayame yeah yeah i love her she's crazy yeah she's she puts me on edge she's insane she 1.00

00:01:25.140 literally terrifies me every time i'm with her it's brilliant yeah ayame and i like we keyed a lot

00:01:30.400 about british food which i'm sure we'll get into oh christ i saw some clips and um i i feel like i've

00:01:37.400 come in with a with a heavy burden to carry to like defend an entire nation of people that have

00:01:42.800 terrible taste right but i'm gonna try i do have a lot of compliments up here though too

00:01:47.360 as much as the brits maybe don't think i i'm i'm that nice to them about the food i do have a lot

00:01:52.580 but before we get into that how are you feeling how you doing good i'm so happy to have you

00:01:57.620 it's always so lovely every time i come to la i meet so many cool people and then i leave immediately

00:02:03.940 after um so i've come out that's how you do it that's how it should be yeah um so i i've come

00:02:09.480 out for like a good week 10 day trip and it really is strange like you're from this area so i guess it's

00:02:16.760 more normal to you but like going to the i went to the grove yesterday megan trainer spotted me whilst

00:02:22.500 filming a music video and then asked me to be in it and i'm there like greasy face with like shopping

00:02:27.240 bags like clapping i saw her and i'm like what is this place is this place even real like i love

00:02:34.460 her i i too have been in a megan trainer music video yes you have i love her oh my god sweetest

00:02:40.600 she is brilliant the nicest person ever she's so lovely what are the odds you were just strolling

00:02:46.160 around and she was like i thought she was a disney princess yeah i said i said to my boyfriend i was

00:02:51.600 like oh there's a disney princess singing on the side of that bus and then we got closer and i was 0.98

00:02:56.120 like i think that's megan trainer is that m train on the train um i was like what the fuck is going 0.99

00:03:04.340 on and then she points at me and she goes max she's like stay there and i was like what the fuck 0.98

00:03:10.420 and then this woman comes over she's like i'm her mom i'm like i'm confused i love her mom 0.98

00:03:15.420 oh her mom is the sweetest you might have a mom she might be the bomb uh yeah to meet the mom that 1.00

00:03:22.000 that song is about i was like go on then miss mrs train uh mrs train mental so if you see this greasy

00:03:28.420 face clapping along to a song that i don't know the words say be nice to me because i didn't know

00:03:33.460 please please i didn't know i was gonna be on camera yeah also to be in a music video for a song

00:03:38.220 that you've never heard and at point she'd just be like just like clap along sing along and i was

00:03:43.480 like i don't know what what so i'm just like oh so yeah yeah sorry she's very chronically online

00:03:51.600 she is i'm not surprised that she was a big fan of you too she knew like she even pointed out my

00:03:56.320 boyfriend she got him in it he's like probably devastated by that but brilliant time uh no what

00:04:02.840 a lovely woman i know love her wow the experience of a lifetime you were just telling me too you you

00:04:07.360 went to vegas also was that your first time going to vegas i've been to vegas once before but not

00:04:12.100 properly like i went to bravo con so that was like that was like really seeing a mixture of the

00:04:18.160 gayest people in the world and trump's america i feel like that is the bravo fan base that's where 0.52

00:04:23.220 they go to meet honestly yeah yeah like that is that what's it called them semicircle like a venn

00:04:28.120 diagram there we go that's the where they meet in the middle um so that was so that was like

00:04:33.620 an experience within itself but we didn't do the whole like right hardcore party right this time 0.98

00:04:39.040 fuck me drew fuck me it's i walked in and i was like this is disneyland this is brilliant yeah oh 0.99

00:04:46.680 my god you really get swept up in the energy you're like oh my god i could do anything i was just like 1.00

00:04:53.040 wow first night i bet a hundred dollars okay and i won 250 i was like this is a cheat code why don't

00:05:00.360 why doesn't everyone do this i love gambling oh my god honestly the rush it gave i was like guys

00:05:05.240 honestly if you've never tried gambling i don't see any downsides to it as of right now nothing bad

00:05:11.360 yeah so i'm loving life we go out i have the best time next night we've got a big night club booked

00:05:16.900 i'm like oh my gosh this gambling thing is amazing so before i go out i'm just gonna bet all the money

00:05:21.540 that i won last night all in one put it on red yeah i kept winning last night like clearly red's my

00:05:27.160 favor yeah lost fuming devastated night ruined vegas canceled instant mood drop so then we go out get

00:05:36.200 back to the hotel at the end and i've been thinking about it all night this is why i'm now not allowed

00:05:40.400 to gamble ever again because it wouldn't leave my brain the entire night so i was like well what if i

00:05:44.360 just went back and i put some more on red that does tend to happen and then that won like but so

00:05:48.520 what if i won that money back that i lost so then we get there we go to the atm there's a guy in front

00:05:52.920 and this is when i really saw that vegas has a dark side to it right because he goes like if you 0.97

00:05:57.800 let me cut in front of you in line then i'll give you all 100 so me being the cheap bitch that i am 1.00

00:06:02.140 i'm like fucking two right 100 quid are you joking that's sick so he jumps in front this guy's out of 0.99

00:06:07.920 his mind he gets five grand out of the thing and then he proceeds to start talking to us saying he 0.98

00:06:13.080 earns like a million dollars a week doing whatever job he does he looked fucking mental brought us to 0.65

00:06:18.460 this table he spent 40 000 lost it all lost it all in front of us 40 grand just kept putting it down

00:06:25.280 putting it down he's going buy these guys a drink i'm there like sipping a green tea because it's the 0.96

00:06:30.120 end of the night like shit like i'm afraid i was like can i have that hundred dollars that like 0.98

00:06:35.120 vegas freaks me hey by the way you oh i know it's a bad time you owe me a hundred dollars i know you're 0.97

00:06:39.680 down 40 grand but uh about that plus about 300 so but honestly yeah vegas it terrified me

00:06:46.840 i i feel emotionally and physically mentally scarred yeah it takes a lot more than it gives sometimes

00:06:51.900 oh she's and since i've gotten older like vegas is even more of a cautionary tale to me

00:06:57.420 so it's very like i have to tread carefully and like i told you i have to get in get out

00:07:02.160 yeah like easy quick money you have to go in have a little bit of fun not too much fun get out

00:07:08.060 makes so much sense and i always thought like why does everyone look so afraid like like in the

00:07:15.220 streets in vegas yeah now i understand it's just like what you said about bravo con it's like people

00:07:19.720 having the best night of their life and people losing everything they've ever owned it's just

00:07:23.920 the only people there that is the story of the real housewives that's the only crossover there is

00:07:28.720 biggest character arc that you can have in a typical season of the real housewives

00:07:31.920 right exactly i do want to talk about how i found you though on tiktok originally because

00:07:37.140 well one of the first i remember one of the first videos i remember watching you is when you said you

00:07:41.520 got really drunk at disney world i think in florida right and you're like i don't even remember buying

00:07:46.660 half this stuff but you're like going through you're doing a haul yeah it was but you're hung

00:07:50.740 over doing a haul so why would i buy this oh my god it's a trap guys it's a ponzi scheme

00:07:55.860 all right is disneyland and the fact that so it was actually disneyland paris that i went to

00:08:00.960 oh quick hop skip and a jump away from london get on the train you arrive in the park it's mental

00:08:06.220 right don't know how there's a train that goes from the uk to another country by the way 0.99

00:08:09.800 i know i have to discover that i wouldn't know anything about that because we don't have shit 0.84

00:08:13.920 like that over here that makes sense yeah um so i arrive in disneyland i'm like oh my god this is

00:08:18.340 all i've ever wanted i'm like i think i'm like 20 years old i've now got adult money i'm like oh i'm

00:08:22.420 paying for a trip go with my best friend we'd always spoke about going when we're in high school

00:08:26.100 together we met in science together and we're like oh one day we'll go to disneyland we're

00:08:30.280 finally doing it booked the trip relatively cheap got an airbnb uh cheap flights cheap tickets whatever

00:08:36.520 first day the the downfall of disneyland paris is that there's this like ratatouille land right so

00:08:44.360 we were in this fancy restaurant and we thought why don't we get a bottle of wine why don't we just

00:08:49.120 get a bottle of wine so i'm giving it oui oui bonjour oh oh you're getting real french yeah

00:08:57.680 remy's remy's working his way from my heart down to my house he's talking through me oh 100 he's

00:09:03.120 having his dirty little way with me it's remy honestly and i'm just pouring these drinks pouring

00:09:09.620 them to the point where it gets to the fireworks now this is where the ponzi scheme comes into play

00:09:14.920 because how are you going to tell me that i'm allowed probably two bottles of wine then you're

00:09:19.700 going to show me a magical display of fireworks mixed with elsa singing let it go in french

00:09:25.940 first of all uh tears in my eyes credit card out 100 then upon my exit i walk through the most

00:09:34.620 glorious store you've ever seen and i spent more that one night in that store than i did on the entire

00:09:41.240 trip i spent like it was a disgrace and i woke up the next morning and i was in a in a sea of of 0.90

00:09:48.920 teddies of pins i became a pin collector overnight what the fuck was that all about do you know how 0.98

00:09:57.420 much wasteful metal is in my house like rid of metal literally i ain't getting shit for that i fuming 0.99

00:10:05.800 is not even the word so then i posted that video and you seemed so annoyed in it why the fuck would 0.95

00:10:12.340 i buy raging drew honestly like i post it at that point i was probably on like i want to say like

00:10:19.280 900k on tiktok post the video go to go go to the parks in the morning check my phone again at lunch

00:10:26.220 it's on like 20 million views i've gained like like 600 000 followers or something off the back of it

00:10:32.120 i'm like what the fuck up then for the rest of the day on that trip people are coming up to me 0.73

00:10:36.340 you're the guy who did this last night i'm like oh yeah you're the guy that remy had his way with 0.99

00:10:40.740 we're gonna need that rat back 0.81

00:10:43.500 where is he uh why is his jaw broken 0.87

00:10:49.360 no um you're walking funny the next day oh my god it was just like for literally like

00:10:58.260 years later people still come up to me in the street and they're like where are your pins i'm

00:11:02.920 like don't bring up my trauma don't do it don't okay don't not now but yeah it's such a funny thing

00:11:08.060 to be known for like as you know with tiktok one thing can blow up and then even if you do like other

00:11:14.540 things after it people remember that one thing yeah girl and i just think that's such a funny thing

00:11:18.780 to be known as it is spending way too much money on remy the rat it's great it's great well i'd love

00:11:25.480 to know when you were in school and stuff like what did you want to do i'm so curious oh my god

00:11:30.640 because you have such a host personality energy and i didn't or were you a theater kid i was not

00:11:35.880 a theater kid i was not i was just i was just a a dickhead really yeah like i was i i was such a 0.73

00:11:42.600 goodie like two shoes in primary school which is our middle like middle first school whatever you

00:11:47.800 call it um and i was i was like so well behaved top of my class and everything and then i made best

00:11:54.060 friends with a girl who had red hair an older boyfriend and terrible fake tan and she ruined 1.00

00:12:00.520 my life um she's a brilliant woman um and she led me astray she opened your third eye 100 and then i

00:12:08.000 started to get invited to like parties where we'd be underage drinking and i was like oh this is

00:12:12.580 so like cool this is what life's all about um and then i just became a bit of a dickhead and then 0.98

00:12:18.980 it was like when i was like 14 15 i realized i'm from a shit little town if i keep being a dickhead 0.96

00:12:25.480 then i'm not gonna really get anywhere so i kind of binned off all those people really put my heart 0.89

00:12:31.560 into getting out of that town and around that time was when i started to gain a lot of confidence in

00:12:37.020 myself love and i think that's what i attribute like the weird i i look back on my life and there

00:12:43.220 were so many weird moments that i learned skills that are applicable to my job now i love that that

00:12:47.720 i don't think would have ever been applicable to any other job yeah i find that so interesting

00:12:51.800 because i was i i feel like you have a very fun personality a very hosting personality so i was

00:12:58.280 curious if you ever wanted to do what did you want to do i wanted to work in marketing okay i mean

00:13:04.300 technically you're doing that now yeah yeah i'm getting you i originally went to school uh to 0.71

00:13:08.400 university like college to do film um and then i got there realized that i was shit and i thought 0.64

00:13:16.160 what's any respectable person that tried to pursue a career in the arts gonna do get a marketing degree 0.74

00:13:21.440 obviously so then dropped out of that uni went to newcastle uni if you heard of newcastle yeah i have

00:13:26.560 the geordies of the place oh my god the geordie shore why yes i do know geordie shore that was

00:13:31.740 literally my uni experience like being with those people chaos love it um and then i really started

00:13:37.900 to get into digital marketing social media side of it yeah when i actually started to do tiktok

00:13:42.420 i was an intern in london working a nine-to-five where they started to put um me in charge of like

00:13:49.280 tiktok campaigns because they were starting to understand what it was yeah this was like 2020

00:13:53.960 and then literally the week that my internship ended i hit was was when i went to that disneyland

00:14:00.780 oh hit over a million followers got um uh lots of like work off the back of it and then that became

00:14:07.320 my full-time job so it was a really weird like thing like i always wanted to work in social media

00:14:12.600 somehow and like video but i just didn't quite think that i would be the forefront of that okay

00:14:18.400 period yeah because you're special oh my god and i've still got that rat in my palace 0.57

00:14:23.560 you know what i mean and it's all thanks to the rat hey shout out to the rat love that i do also 0.97

00:14:30.400 want to talk about the survivor show that you were on oh my fucking god i loved i was watching your 0.98

00:14:35.920 updates like that your boyfriend was posting and your friends were posting true so i find it crazy 0.87

00:14:41.020 in america you have survivor yeah we in the uk have our own version that's called i'm a celebrity get

00:14:46.100 me out of here right and that is like you would not expect i don't know why it's never been a thing

00:14:50.920 that's taken off in america because it's literally like our biggest television show like people love

00:14:56.260 to watch someone that they've seen like host the news for years get like cockroaches thrown at them

00:15:00.540 so when the offer came in i was like oh my god and i i got asked to do the australian version of the

00:15:06.580 show that okay that um robert irwin host yes doing dancing with the stars love um so i was like

00:15:12.060 what the fuck like the australian version of the show robert okay interesting so like we did some 0.77

00:15:17.640 digging into it and all i kept thinking was i'm going to be so bad at this yeah i'm not going to 0.94

00:15:23.320 be able to do anything that they asked me to do like why have they asked me to do this and i thought 0.98

00:15:27.940 oh my god they want me to be that pathetic person that shit at everything and everyone's gonna laugh 0.96

00:15:31.760 at so i was so in my head me when i get there honestly honestly like i was so worked up about going 0.99

00:15:37.820 into it that i made myself sick upon entry um i shit my i shit the bed the night before 0.95

00:15:43.080 literally shit the bed because i got so worked up and anxious that i was i was vomiting sick 0.99

00:15:48.060 then at first day i jumped off a cliff your pants i shit my i shit the bed um and then i i that that 0.99

00:15:56.600 morning after shit in the bed the night before i had to get up enter the camp jump off a cliff 0.99

00:16:01.460 fainted at the top of the cliff i was an anxious mess throughout the entire experience 0.99

00:16:05.240 but i learned so much throughout it and it was one of those weird things where i came out

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00:17:15.340 what the fuck are you talking about but i had so little knowledge of how tv shows like that were right 0.82

00:17:22.120 yeah that i was just being completely myself from start to finish and i didn't realize that like 0.99

00:17:27.400 say on a given day if i was petrified i i get i get told that the public have voted to put me to do

00:17:33.640 a challenge where i have to like jump off a cliff and reach for a star or whatever yeah yeah and then

00:17:37.820 all morning i'm like oh my god the public must hate me oh my god i'm a mess like i'm so anxious

00:17:41.560 i'm gonna be terrible and you can't see or hear anything you have no idea about anything that's

00:17:46.660 happening yeah or what people are saying at all they got you get like 600 calories a day okay a day

00:17:52.540 because it's all about like really stripping everything about everything that you eat is like

00:17:57.480 in its purest form you just get oil and vegetables and meat that's all that you eat 600 calories a day

00:18:03.300 that's if you don't win in the challenges to earn more calories but that's the baseline of what they 0.96

00:18:08.000 can give you okay see i would waste it on one piece of bread oh i'd be like oh fuck yeah yeah 0.73

00:18:12.660 genuinely gotta wait till tomorrow genuinely it was so difficult but i learned so much about 0.86

00:18:19.460 how shows like that work how about myself like getting the opportunity to be so far away from

00:18:25.160 everything yeah and realize that all of the things that we put so much importance on in this job that 0.93

00:18:30.500 we are especially in right yeah and realize how fucking stupid it all is and that like how not 0.97

00:18:36.480 serious any of it is it's so like unimportant 100 all i cared about was like my grandma and like my 0.99

00:18:42.020 boyfriend and my family and my friends and when i came out i made such an effort damn they made

00:18:47.520 you buddhist oh they said 600 kelly day girl and i'm grateful for the earth and i'm grateful for 0.98

00:18:52.400 this love 100 i was like oh my god eat me eat pray love like well not eat pray love girl i need to

00:18:57.460 give away all my earthly possessions yeah yeah yeah oh the way i left that like i'm giving all my money 0.90

00:19:01.820 to charity a weekend i'm like fuck that unfortunately i do have bills today so i did come out of it 0.94

00:19:08.240 like-minded um no but i like spend way more time with my family now i take them on trips and stuff 0.95

00:19:13.920 which i didn't do before because it always felt like such a hassle to get everyone's calendars

00:19:18.020 aligned and then something would pop up for me and i would find it so hard to take time away from work

00:19:21.660 yeah but now i'm like no prioritize what's important in life that's nice so and robert erwin is the

00:19:27.120 nicest person i don't know how much americans know about robert early and i know he's on

00:19:32.840 uh dancing with the stars now and that's like a big intro to him yeah he is the nicest man i've 0.97

00:19:38.700 heard he's really nice oh my god like he's not even like i would be like well i mean yeah i shit 0.76

00:19:44.720 myself several times throughout that show um i there was a there was a day where i had to eat a 0.98

00:19:49.880 boar's nipple that was dipped in a thousand year old egg right the entire nipple delicious black 0.97

00:19:56.580 like that thick thick leathery hairy uh mate that's where i draw the line you lost me honestly 0.99

00:20:05.160 you lost me there this was not in my contract um and so i had to eat that and i was vomiting so

00:20:12.520 much obviously and in those trials if you vomited up you lose the star so i had to swallow my own

00:20:17.200 vomit a lot so i'm crying whilst this is happening robert erwin is being he's just like you're doing a

00:20:22.920 mind you're smashing it look at you and then afterwards he'd like come to the van when the

00:20:27.680 cameras were down and he'd be like honestly like your family's gonna be so proud of you

00:20:31.660 i'm so proud of you my mom's watching so much robert erwin it means the world i was like thank

00:20:36.400 you robert but i've also got like boar's nipple yeah also why don't you go munch on that yeah if 0.75

00:20:42.520 your family's proud of you how's that uh but oh such a lovely man like and his life is just 0.96

00:20:48.060 like remarkable i agree yeah he's he's so tea i think he's awesome he's crazy and i i'm so happy

00:20:55.060 that you had such a negative slash positive experience it was such a positive experience

00:20:59.980 like i look back on it and you get tested in ways that you only just come out and and you feel like

00:21:04.660 you've experienced a triumph so yeah but you're honestly so much you're so much braver than me

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00:21:48.600 i'm sure i have but right when i blew up on tiktok like around the time like i had just gotten signed

00:21:55.140 i was being um going through the process of potentially being on the circle

00:21:59.640 oh like and so like really like when when netflix that was like yeah that was 2020 yeah like 2020

00:22:05.960 actually mine was 2021 i think but i think mine might have been yeah yeah it was when netflix first

00:22:11.840 started working with it yeah they had one season out and i was i think i was doing the second one

00:22:16.140 i believe right okay i think i was the first one okay and then i remember thinking like oh god i'm glad

00:22:20.740 that i didn't do that because it looked quite stressful no same i i was like i think that's how they

00:22:25.160 found me too it's like i started blowing up on tiktok and then they slid in my dms and i was

00:22:29.660 like going through the audition process yeah and i was like going to be my my man like my fiance so i

00:22:36.060 was gonna play as him and i was like yeah like i know a lot about sports i feel like i generally know

00:22:41.080 how men talk like i could easily convince people that i'm him and um i went through so many rounds of

00:22:47.180 it and i remember at the very end they were telling me i obviously wouldn't have my phone for like

00:22:52.420 however long i was on the show and then i had to go to the uk and like live there for like

00:22:56.960 six to eight weeks jeez i said girl they lost me at the phone i said no phone

00:23:01.720 hmm not to think about this but honestly the last thing which is why i didn't get it was the psyche

00:23:07.240 eval like low-key failed it but i think i was like because she ended up just asking me questions

00:23:14.280 like you know do you deal with this you deal with that i was like sometimes and then i started

00:23:17.960 thinking maybe i should start lying and the last question i remember she asked me was

00:23:22.040 what's your biggest fear about being on this show and then i said um probably being perceived as

00:23:27.540 someone that i'm not like being painted to be someone else and then i like after she's like

00:23:32.060 okay thanks for your time and then we hung up and then after that i i almost immediately knew i was 0.94

00:23:36.100 like they're not fucking me really they're not fucking with me no no no no no well i had to fill 0.98

00:23:40.460 out one of the it's like a 500 question questionnaire shit they really do it very cleverly because 0.99

00:23:46.460 after a while doing a questionnaire that has 500 questions in it you're kind of just like yeah

00:23:50.000 take whatever the questions will be like i wake up and i'm happy to see the sun in the morning yeah

00:23:54.520 i love my friends and family i sometimes think about killing myself and everyone around me 0.94

00:23:59.000 and then you realize oh shit i just ticked absolutely 100% agree like oh my god uh so they do 0.91

00:24:07.640 they catch you out and that is true yeah she was asking me those questions like verbally so she 0.96

00:24:12.800 didn't trust you to do the question no not at all that's the first warning yeah they were like

00:24:16.080 let's go ahead and interview you face to face i will say though if i could pick because reality tv

00:24:21.840 it's not something i i really watch ever um or participate in like survivor that's why i said

00:24:27.260 you're so much braver than me because i could never we have one here called naked and afraid

00:24:31.840 have you ever seen that one i think i've heard of it yeah isn't it quite new a little bit yeah i would

00:24:36.100 say in like the last 10 years but like it's like literally you're completely nude and they just drop

00:24:42.060 you off in the middle of some terrain with another person who's not your friend and they're also

00:24:47.160 naked and afraid and then you guys just try to survive yeah and you just try to survive essentially

00:24:51.620 but you're naked so like that's like kind of the whole thing i don't really know why the naked part

00:24:56.020 is a huge part of it but like i'm assuming it's like does this get broadcast to the public or is

00:25:00.420 this just one person making this show for a private audience just auditioning their own people

00:25:04.580 no for real i could never i don't think i could ever do something like that that said one of my

00:25:10.360 favorite reality shows of all time and i'm being so serious i've loved it for years is the great

00:25:14.840 british baking show oh that is one of my favorite shows of all time my friend introduced me to it

00:25:21.060 like when i was in college like years ago because she did a study abroad a program in london yeah and

00:25:27.860 uh she was watching it like the year of bingate like the year it happened oh my god everyone

00:25:34.560 remembers where they were everyone remembers where they were at bingate yeah oh she told me you have

00:25:40.600 to watch it like she introduced me to it oh it was so good and about paul hollywood oh girl that man

00:25:47.100 you know yeah it's something about him saying that your sponge cannot have a soggy butter right

00:25:54.040 that really makes my sponge want to have a soggy butter gives me a soggy butter immediately how's

00:25:59.080 that instant sog i want to be in that tent so bad oh i feel like you're going to be on there

00:26:05.440 like the celebrity version the dream yeah they do um like a charity celebrity version yeah and we've

00:26:10.460 like pitched me for it a few times but i think that is definitely something that i 100 want to do 0.62

00:26:15.840 in my lifetime i'd be terrible at it don't get me wrong me too but i can't beg for shit no but i 0.86

00:26:20.820 fucking love it someone would i had asked me in a q a i did on instagram recently they were like 0.95

00:26:25.240 um how long do you think it would take for you to get a hollywood handshake and i was like oh i 0.96

00:26:30.800 wouldn't even make it that far i'm going out week one easily and that's if they don't dart me like a 0.78

00:26:35.760 gorilla and drag me out for being annoying like i'm so dead ass i was like i'd be i would kill though 0.99

00:26:41.060 as like one of the little fun hosts like noel or allison oh yeah yeah i love them down allison 0.65

00:26:46.740 i've worked with her she is genuine so when i get the week i came out of the jungle which is a weird

00:26:52.160 sentence to say by the way um i my first job was with allison hammond oh my god she is legitimately 1.00

00:26:58.760 because she did the jungle as well years ago okay so we were like exchanging stories on it that woman

00:27:04.000 on and off camera is just the exact same oh she is so funny and i love that she's now gaining an

00:27:10.300 american audience with so many people because she deserves the world i know i and she is like my north

00:27:16.000 star in terms of a host like she is she's a perfect example to me of someone who like

00:27:20.760 personality is half the job yes it's half the fun you know what i mean drew honestly the amount of

00:27:24.840 conversations that i have like now that i like do a lot more hosting and like i know you do so many

00:27:29.780 red carpets and things like that there are certain brands that you can work with in that kind of realm

00:27:34.160 that want you to be the personality list like yeah just don't have an opinion and ask the questions

00:27:38.700 yeah on them but that's not where the quality quick clips are i agree like it really is the

00:27:46.180 allison hammond effect i agree because i think you're a wonderful host too i've seen your hosting

00:27:49.800 stuff as well and i do think it's like i've said before because i do have a degree in journalism and

00:27:55.840 communication so i did learn how to host to some extent i more so learned on like the broadcast news

00:28:01.280 journalism obviously but like i've told people i do have the the actual like certifications if you will

00:28:08.640 um but i don't think that means shit because some people some journalists i know who are lifelong

00:28:13.840 journalists like they can't talk in front of a camera no and they can't talk to celebrities and 0.91

00:28:17.700 they can't interview very well but they can write very well so it's like every i've said before like

00:28:22.220 having the accolades is nice but like being able to read a room and like relate to people is

00:28:28.460 way way way more important one million it'll take you a lot further yeah yeah it's it's i think in any

00:28:34.840 creative job there's only so much that you can learn about the job you actually need to be on

00:28:39.160 the ground doing it for real and i look back to my first ever red carpet that i did and what i do now

00:28:45.200 and it's light and day yeah same even me and i could have researched about how to do xyz as much as

00:28:51.600 possible but being on the spot being in that moment right it's like you realize when you've got a famous

00:28:56.700 person right next to you there's like cameras it's live whatever yeah that whatever comes out of your

00:29:01.620 mouth determines how this next like minute half an hour 30 seconds goes um and that is a skill that

00:29:08.340 you actually need to hone in your brain develop yeah i agree and i and i know you know this too

00:29:12.800 i've told people before like you don't see it obviously because they see it either like on the

00:29:16.980 live or clipped or in a larger piece but like sometimes they'll walk up and they'll be like

00:29:21.960 you have one question 20 seconds oh and then they walk away and you're like okay perfect how are you

00:29:27.400 feeling yeah are you so happy to be here yeah like you really have to get them like going almost

00:29:32.900 immediately oh my god like some of these people that like represent the the you know say if it's

00:29:38.400 like a netflix premiere or something yeah it's wednesday and jenna ortega is obviously the person

00:29:42.880 that everyone wants to speak to yeah that person's rep needs to be the most cutthroat person on that day

00:29:48.440 because there's a million people here that mostly want to speak to jenna ortega exactly so it can be

00:29:54.220 you you have to have thick skin because you can literally get an entire interview

00:29:57.880 pulled seconds before you can have someone that shows up who is very flustered like it's your job

00:30:04.720 to in basically the first three seconds to make them feel comfortable when you only have 20 seconds

00:30:09.780 exactly and that is so hard to do and i think you only get to know it how to do it by like practice

00:30:15.800 experience yeah totally i the first year i did the oscars that was like my first like big big big carpet

00:30:21.620 but i feel like and i remember they put me in those little those little you know those little

00:30:25.120 pig pens they put you in like right behind they're like if you step outside of that i'm going to shoot

00:30:28.960 you oh yeah 100 um when i was sitting next i was standing next to a couple different huge like

00:30:34.220 outlets and i had a wrangler like someone to walk around and they asked the person next to me they're

00:30:40.000 like do you think you could scoot over just like a little bit because they were kind of standing

00:30:43.340 really close to my sign because we're squished in there yeah of course and then the guy goes

00:30:47.980 no i can't and i said oh the girls are fighting and i and i really do think like you need to be a 0.99

00:30:55.340 really good neighbor to other people and be really fucking nice because they never forget and you see

00:31:00.820 the same people yeah it's every single time it's every single time it's the exact same people i once 0.64

00:31:04.940 did a carpet and obviously we're in london it pisses it down constantly yeah so if it is about to rain

00:31:11.160 that's a nightmare you've got a camera you've got everything yeah so i had this umbrella um that was

00:31:16.160 like in its sheath i want to say i i sheathed my umbrella yeah so it was not an inconvenience 0.94

00:31:22.780 wasn't in the way for anyone we were in the fucking pig pen yeah and um this guy next to me i can't 0.99

00:31:29.120 remember what outlet he was with um grabbed the umbrella like in a moment of like frustration 0.93

00:31:33.840 because i was at the other end of the carpet filming some things on the carpet yeah and i saw him

00:31:38.500 be like looking for something frantically grab the umbrella and just throw it over the fence

00:31:43.300 just threw it over a fence just launched like to where the public were so i can no longer now get

00:31:51.760 my umbrella i walked over i said did you just throw my umbrella i was like what if it's probably going

00:31:59.860 to rain we're in the care did you just throw my umbrella and he goes no i said i said i saw you i

00:32:07.080 just straight to gaslighting you immediately i was literally in shock he went no but i was just

00:32:12.840 looking for my cards i couldn't find my cards so maybe it got moved somewhere check under there i

00:32:16.600 said i watched you launch my umbrella he goes i don't know but you should check the other side of

00:32:21.740 that fence i thought i heard something meanwhile there's what this woman who's been queuing up for 1.00

00:32:26.580 two hours nice new umbrella she's like can you believe it just yeah like what the i couldn't 1.00

00:32:33.740 believe it but yeah classic example next time i went to a carpet he was there and i was really

00:32:39.300 close with the person managing it and they were like where do you want to be and i was like as far

00:32:43.200 away from that person as possible so they put me to the front of the line him all the way to the

00:32:47.340 back of the line karma i was like that man is the umbrella thrower no that guy throws umbrellas

00:32:53.420 i don't want to be umbrellas mind you that are not an inconvenience to anybody involved did you

00:32:58.660 just throw my umbrella no i couldn't believe it couldn't believe it okay only 10 more presents

00:33:06.760 to wrap you're almost at the finish line but first

00:33:10.040 there the last one enjoy a coca-cola for a pause that refreshes

00:33:22.120 i i have had like so many random things like that when i did golden globes this year

00:33:30.700 um again another little but it's a shrub like they're like you have to be behind the shrub 0.79

00:33:35.060 so i walked on the other side because carpet wasn't open yet and it's so fucking small back 0.98

00:33:40.340 there i was like i'm gonna stand on the other side until it's time and then i'll go behind the

00:33:43.860 shrub so i'm not crowding like my crew and then the people next to me and so me and my my girl are

00:33:49.300 just standing there chatting and then this lady walks up and she clearly works for globes or 1.00

00:33:53.840 something and she's like i'm sorry are you media like that's what she asked me i go oh yeah i'm with

00:33:59.480 i'm with incel right here and she goes okay so you need to be behind the shrub and i go oh yeah no i

00:34:06.680 heard i i'm just waiting till everyone like kind of gets started um but i will for sure be behind

00:34:11.920 the shrub and she goes right well carpets open so behind the shrub oh and then i go oh okay yeah no 0.97

00:34:19.980 i i said no i'll go back there and she goes right now behind the shrub she said it three fucking times 1.00

00:34:25.100 and then the third time she said it i go so behind the shrub or and then not one lap just fucking 0.99

00:34:30.840 staring at me i go right i'll go fuck myself no worries and i went behind the shrub and i said 1.00

00:34:34.860 that bitch was gonna beat my ass like she literally was like i get it like we're all 1.00

00:34:40.020 in a stressful scenario right here my bad girl do you want me to stab you do you want me to punch 1.00

00:34:47.100 you right my ass like what is going on we don't have to be so hateful we can all just have a good 1.00

00:34:52.800 time i know and i'm sure you're like me i love to key with my neighbors oh 100 and i love to ask 0.99

00:34:58.320 questions yeah because i'm a big nosy bitch so i love to be like so who who do we love who do we hate 0.99

00:35:03.780 yeah yeah yeah who's the worst they tell you everything girl you learn the craziest stories 0.95

00:35:09.360 in that like pig pen i'm gonna tell you this when i the one premiere i've done in london was

00:35:14.080 i did that one in london that was my first time ever going to london it was very fun it was

00:35:18.460 fucking freezing but it was like i didn't want to sacrifice the fit so i didn't wear a jacket 0.82

00:35:23.460 and i was like yeah it's fine and i was saying they're huge mistake it was fucking cold but as i was 0.98

00:35:28.920 standing there when i first went up um there were people next to me like that were with the company

00:35:33.540 the larger company that i was working with and i was like so who do we love who do we hate yeah

00:35:37.940 like i was like asking and um i want amanda to bleep this but i asked about oh yeah so i was like i was

00:35:45.200 like so what's his so what's his tea huh like because when i had initially got um the ask like

00:35:51.140 they asked me to submit questions i did and then they were like this wonderful and then they said we

00:35:55.080 only have one note for him specifically and they wrote at the bottom if you do talk to him

00:36:00.340 only ask him one of these two questions one of them was how do you feel being here the other one

00:36:06.440 was what are you most excited for people to see that's it like they were just like those are the

00:36:10.680 only two you're allowed to ask him if you do talk to him and i was like chatting with this girl and i

00:36:15.220 was like so what's the tea on that and she goes oh um i go like because i've heard through the

00:36:21.340 grapevine that he's misogynistic so i didn't know if maybe like that's why they didn't want me to talk

00:36:25.340 to him because of my content not that he would know me but like yeah that it might be someone on

00:36:29.400 his team might have seen right and it might bristle right so which i'm like i'm not gonna ask him

00:36:33.940 crazy things on a carpet that would just up my own career yeah but um i was asking her do you think

00:36:38.220 that's why or like what's he there and she goes no i think it's because and she said this verbatim 1.00

00:36:43.100 she goes i think it's because he's stupid that's 1.00

00:36:45.900 i was like and i started laughing and she goes i'm so serious like he's like one of the dumbest 1.00

00:36:51.940 people i've ever met and i said oh my god really and she goes yeah so like and she tells me all this 0.99

00:36:58.840 shit she tells me when he goes on interviews or whatever they have to give him everything ahead 0.96

00:37:04.120 of time leah michelle yeah right can't read they literally pretend they write they write answers 0.99

00:37:09.800 he memorizes them like lines and then he sits in the chair and he waits for the lines like

00:37:15.380 to be cued so they ask him the exact same things in order because he memorizes them like a script i

00:37:20.620 said is he a robot this is crazy because i've also worked with that person okay and i was an

00:37:25.900 ambassador for the company that like had made the production that he was a part of me trying to use

00:37:31.340 as many words to not reveal what it is so in theory i was in a country at the time um on planet earth

00:37:37.600 um and perfect yeah uh no and he i had to really submit the questions beforehand and i got told

00:37:44.200 if you stray even in the wording it will just be completely cut and the questions were literally

00:37:49.780 like how's your day so i was like what is going on yeah no she told me the same thing she goes no

00:37:55.400 like he hates improv he hates deviation yeah he will not answer it if it's anything i also got told that

00:38:02.340 he will not talk about his like the fact that people find him physically attractive at all like

00:38:07.440 that was a hard no and i wasn't gonna walk in and be like all right sexy 0.99

00:38:11.560 let's see those titties bitch let's see them like what did they think i was gonna do 1.00

00:38:24.560 i thought the same thing like don't shake my hand instant boulder 1.00

00:38:29.480 careful like jesus christ i know he's like god i'm so sick of hearing it so sick of hearing how hot

00:38:39.460 and sexy i am i can relate god i'm so no same like the amount of times i've had to ask people

00:38:44.780 stop asking me that's that's my favorite thing to do i love to ask i'm like who's the rudest person

00:38:50.900 you've ever met oh i'll tell you mine if you tell me yours i i always ask people that question as

00:38:56.780 well yeah i um i told this story when i was actually in the jungle okay and i don't think

00:39:01.660 that you will know who it is so it's not even worth me telling you their name okay uh but they're

00:39:05.940 like a british my first ever red carpet okay and this is where i learned like you really have to be

00:39:12.100 able to think on your toes and the worst things can happen to you in that moment but you can't let

00:39:16.640 it show right because she was just not she's a british singer she was just not keen at all on any

00:39:23.540 question any question i said she shot me down she was just so awful rude everything um yeah that's 1.00

00:39:32.000 probably i realized i didn't tell you really anything there um because i'm petrified um but

00:39:38.560 yeah she's horrible yeah just rude enough yeah yeah i get that but i do have another funny story about

00:39:44.380 a rude celebrity oh my god i'm so excited and this celebrity i actually have like i think like to some 0.81

00:39:49.640 extent that i don't like i don't remember and it's not glenn powell please stop dressing me about

00:39:54.980 glenn powell it's not him i've never met him anyways this again happened at globes and i was like um

00:40:00.860 keying with my neighbors and one of the girls to my left i i don't want to say which what outlet she 1.00

00:40:06.780 works for just in case this is bad looks but she she was like with someone that was like a pretty 1.00

00:40:11.380 popular one so there were there were a lot of celebrities being brought to her and she is so nice

00:40:16.200 and so friendly and so normal and she's been doing this for years and so her and i were kind of keying

00:40:20.320 and it was funny because they came down the line you know sometimes reps will come down and they're

00:40:25.020 like hey do you want to talk to whatever and obviously we'll bleep this but they're like hey

00:40:28.440 do you want to talk to oh and it was like there was one news channel on my side and then my girl on

00:40:33.680 the other side and so me and the my girl were like no we're good like i was like no i'm okay thank you

00:40:38.820 though and then she was she said the same thing and then the other people on my right were like yeah sure

00:40:43.360 why not so they bring him and then he chats to the people to my right and then like for some reason

00:40:50.540 his rep comes back this is like 10 minutes in between all of it comes back goes yeah these two

00:40:55.780 next to me and her and i was like i don't know if it was like a posturing thing like it was like a

00:41:02.140 oh try saying no to his face yeah so i was like not me like i literally went oh no not not me

00:41:07.860 right i just i just said that he didn't even try to stop at me he just went straight to the girl

00:41:12.220 next to me because he fucking knows better yeah and he went to the girl next to me and then she's 0.92

00:41:15.780 like on her phone like not recording yeah she's just like you know you do that thing where you're 0.97

00:41:19.520 pretending to text because i don't want to be rude but like get away from me yeah i don't want to be

00:41:22.820 rude but get away from my shrub okay i have other people like they're like my shrub yeah yeah get

00:41:27.300 away from here like these two inches are mine and so she was like pretending to be on her phone and

00:41:32.160 then he's standing in front of her and he's going oh just like standing there waiting so imagine him

00:41:37.860 and his body yes exactly and the slimy nature of it and it was one of those where it's like you 0.97

00:41:42.540 can tell when a man thinks i'm so good looking this bitch is gonna just ask me questions because 1.00

00:41:47.400 she's gonna be so enamored by my face yes by my juvederm filled face so he's standing there and he's 0.97

00:41:52.440 going right to her and then she goes oh no i'm good and then he goes all right okay like he's going

00:42:02.360 like that and yeah no okay and then it was almost like he wanted to humiliate her so he she said no

00:42:09.640 i'm i i'm a good thank you though and then he literally was like right okay it's fine no right

00:42:15.820 it's okay could have said that but you know and then she goes i did say that i told your rep i didn't

00:42:20.820 want to talk to you oh i'm standing there going you guys hear that did someone call me no oh my god

00:42:30.820 me trapped behind the shrub i can't even leave i'm like standing there and i was like

00:42:34.680 and then she and then he goes okay yeah she goes no yeah you should ask your rep why he brought you

00:42:41.000 over here i said no that's she said it twice i said the way you repeated yourself twice i said no

00:42:46.260 she needs to come on the pod this woman needs to put and then he walked he walked away like probably

00:42:52.860 like five steps away and really his ego was bruised bad and he walked five steps away and he's 0.99

00:42:59.160 literally i was like holy shit bitch when she turned toward me i go i think you're my hero dog 1.00

00:43:04.020 and we started laughing and she goes well what the fuck get away from here i said no she says it 1.00

00:43:09.120 again loud as well and then i was like man i bet he's gonna beat up his team when he gets in there 0.98

00:43:14.840 and then the guy on my other side goes he is he's yelling at him right now and i looked over and he

00:43:18.960 was going oh my god like you could see him like oh my god that's crazy well of course his face

00:43:26.020 doesn't move so no yeah you know he has to emote like this slot of hands and he i don't think did

00:43:31.620 any more interviews he just left went inside and i literally i see her on so many carpets and i told

00:43:37.300 her i think the last time i saw her was at the emmys and i was like girl can i tell you something

00:43:41.180 anyone who will listen to me i tell them that story i'm like do you want to hear the funniest story

00:43:46.180 such big dick energy honestly but there's so much power in like actually on a human level why

00:43:51.720 would i put myself through that if i don't if i don't want to platform you if i don't agree with 0.97

00:43:56.320 who you are or how you're behaving in this moment actually i don't bloody need to i don't work for

00:44:01.280 you yeah and it's funny because the outlet she works for is a very serious like film critic one it's

00:44:07.680 not fucking tmz like it's not like a random like oh i'll talk to any anyone who's famous like hers is 0.94

00:44:14.040 like a very serious like we review films and shows and everything so the fact that he even thought 0.98

00:44:19.940 you would want to in it you know sometimes i know you know because you wear carpets like sometimes you

00:44:24.600 see people and they're like kind of hanging out because they oh yeah want you to interview them

00:44:27.620 really badly and they're kind of like yeah just standing there like at that moment actually makes

00:44:33.560 me feel physically sick sometimes sometimes just for the sake of it i unsheathe my umbrella

00:44:38.180 just put it sideways just block out sorry you launch it over the fence and you're like sorry

00:44:45.080 i gotta go get my umbrella sorry sorry oh damn i just i have to go chase my umbrella 0.67

00:44:49.200 no i'm the same i feel the same way like sometimes it's very like they're standing there and they're 0.86

00:44:54.120 like oh it's so uncomfortable it's like you would know by now if i wanted to interview you

00:44:59.640 yes body language exists and also actual language exists i'm silent and i'm not looking at you

00:45:05.620 so i'm doing you a favor i'm looking away yes well and also you and i know because we're like

00:45:10.800 dickheads on the internet like when i do carpets and i'm not working them if no one calls me i 0.72

00:45:16.640 girl i'm sprinting oh i'm running so fast down that interview line no if no one stops me no one 0.87

00:45:21.640 stops yeah we just had um in the uk we had this thing called the pride of britain awards which is

00:45:25.360 like a really like it's a huge tv show that they do and it's just like give back to the community

00:45:29.700 basically and all the biggest celebs go because they really enjoy uh like the event so i get to the

00:45:35.420 carpet and i'm like well i ain't really gonna sit here and try to get interviewed when like

00:45:39.520 the literal like a prince is over there do you know what i mean so and this person that i was

00:45:44.300 with was like oh should we not like try and get some interviews i was like that is hell to me

00:45:47.900 the idea of like walking by like that's what i'm saying like um me me me me yeah it really feels

00:45:55.860 like warming up the vocals like no i don't want to i'm really shaking the can in people's face

00:46:00.200 that's how it feels like i'm like anyone anyone oh that's why sometimes i feel like i just turn my

00:46:07.100 back and i run because i'm like i the last thing i want to do is be like yeah 100 percent like i'm

00:46:13.060 not like where my hug at whipping out the nipple tassels like 0.65

00:46:15.880 i was like who me yeah oh you guys want to ask me questions oh it makes me feel sick

00:46:23.600 because i know oh because i know how awful it is to be on the other side so i don't even want to i

00:46:30.540 literally don't unless someone physically shouts my name mine too same yeah or i get someone to go

00:46:35.560 down and be like do you want to talk to him if not so fine but like please don't and then i said

00:46:40.480 to that person don't tell me how many people said no no i know keep that to yourself i'm gonna go i've

00:46:44.880 had i've had that happen before i've told this story i went to the only murders in the building

00:46:49.460 season two premiere and i got there it was really tiny carpet i got there late obviously because i'm

00:46:55.320 late to everything and of course like when principal cast walks like you're dead to them like there's no 0.96

00:47:00.180 fucking point yeah but my team told me to still walk so or try to and i was like fuck so i go in 0.96

00:47:05.220 there and then literally my like person is holding up my name my little paper and then uh a guy literally 0.99

00:47:12.720 goes and there's two photographers like you couldn't spare one frame you don't even have to 0.81

00:47:21.180 put it on getty bitch you could just pretend i have the best story about basically that exact same thing 1.00

00:47:26.440 so i went to in london they have like different i don't know what it's like i've not been to many 0.77

00:47:31.120 la premieres but in london they have like different like hierarchies of premier so like they always do

00:47:35.720 them in leicester square where you were for the argyle one yes and they'll either block out the entire

00:47:39.940 thing like it's the new like movie of harry potter and like everyone in the world wants to go to this

00:47:44.760 premiere right or it'll be like half of it whatever this was whole shebang it was top gun with uh what's 0.98

00:47:50.420 he called tom cruise okay yeah me uh that irrelevant guy what's that motherfucker's name how many followers 0.97

00:47:55.620 does he even have uh never heard of him bruv uh so it was it was top gun premiere uh they had this 0.98

00:48:03.200 actual to scale plane fighter jet so you could queue to get a picture like with the like the press

00:48:09.300 pictures i'm talking a wall of paparazzi like must be 20 cameras easily so i queue up i get in line i'm

00:48:18.160 it's finally my turn i go to stand in front of the fighter jet i adjust my suit he's like oh my rings

00:48:23.800 okay okay hack the holidays with the pc holiday insiders report try this pc porchetta crackling

00:48:31.400 crave worthy you're gonna eat that who are you i'm the voice for the next ad car commercial but i noticed

00:48:37.480 that show-stopping roast and help yourself designed for indulgence precision crafted to navigate every

00:48:44.840 corner of my mouth all for just 18 dollars okay okay try the season's hottest flavors from the pc

00:48:51.860 holiday insiders report please feast responsibly every single camera turns away from me in unison 0.96

00:49:00.580 turns away from me i'm like what the fuck is going on here you guys all synced up or something 0.96

00:49:07.960 all of a sudden was i not in the group text like what the fuck is going on tom cruise has entered 1.00

00:49:12.800 the carpet that selfish bastard i look over i'm like do you not have enough tom do you not have 0.99

00:49:17.980 enough do you realize that oh yeah get another pick yeah geez get another one i'm like right okay i 0.99

00:49:22.880 literally stayed stood there whilst they're all doing it because i think someone's eventually got

00:49:27.620 to at least come back and this woman just shouts to me she goes it's not gonna happen it's not gonna 0.83

00:49:34.880 happen i said oh my right okay perfect thank you i said are the missiles working in that fighter jet

00:49:43.520 strap me up right now like i was horrified and it gets just for that i'm gonna join scientology

00:49:49.960 just for that yeah i'm gonna join scientology it's your guys's fault i can't believe it this

00:49:54.680 story gets even worse because then when i got in eventually to the premiere obviously my head hung

00:49:59.780 in shame i was devastated by the events that just occurred um i i arrived in my seat and as it starts

00:50:06.840 i find that we're in a 4dx cinema oh yeah the ones that like move so i'm moving around and i a little

00:50:14.720 little bit of a fact about me um i get very bad motion sickness oh yeah me too so i am

00:50:19.940 currently watching a a movie about fighter jets in the front row of a cinema in a 4dx so i'm

00:50:26.240 literally like but i'm being rattled around i vomit i ran from the front row to the bathroom

00:50:35.000 vomit spurted do you know when like people try to catch it in their hands and it's like spurting out

00:50:40.580 yeah so i it's like spurting out i get to the bathroom it's it's gone everywhere it's gone everywhere 0.98

00:50:45.660 i've got vomit on my trousers on my blazer i i'm calling my boyfriend get the fuck to the bathroom 0.96

00:50:51.660 now get to the bathroom he eventually comes and we're like i said we've got to go i can't watch 0.95

00:50:56.100 this film like this is this is hell like i'm like tom tom cruise has clearly got it out for me like

00:51:01.040 does he want blood like what more can i do to for this man like so we we go to leave the cinema and

00:51:07.960 i'm like right okay like at least we'll just have to go i'll explain to everyone like i was sick

00:51:11.980 like that's normal that happens at the cinema i'm sure and as i'm leaving i go to open the door to

00:51:17.040 to go out to like the main body of the cinema and there's someone stood in front of the door 0.99

00:51:21.160 tom fucking cruise tom fuck i opened imagine you're like you i was like soaked in vomit i was like 0.99

00:51:29.900 what the fuck is going on here now tom cruise like do you know what you've done to me today 1.00

00:51:35.280 i couldn't believe it he was doing interviews and getting pictures right there and he goes 0.99

00:51:39.580 yeah yeah yeah and so i opened the door into him it physically bangs him out the way this woman 1.00

00:51:44.820 goes what are you doing i said i'm trying to get out love i've been through hell you have shit all 1.00

00:51:51.020 over you by the way also are you aware are you aware that you're currently vomiting also you smell 1.00

00:51:56.020 weird dude that is i couldn't believe it you go out you're as if you haven't taken enough oh tom

00:52:03.520 cruise like like you're cruising for a bruising breath you and tom cruise are beefing literally

00:52:09.440 like and that man is small i i was i've never been more tempted to just like yeah yeah i could

00:52:15.080 have you're like this is the worst night of my life i couldn't believe it like what do you have

00:52:19.480 against me tom what what have we been through like it was he said what time's max gonna be there 0.99

00:52:24.500 yeah i'll be there ready to rock his shit yeah this would be the night he never forgets 0.98

00:52:31.200 and it was and it was imagine he was someone you like were mean to once in grade school he's like 0.99

00:52:37.760 you don't remember me do you he's like 100 he's like 50 years old oh and i got offered to interview

00:52:44.000 him for something afterwards and the thing that i submitted i was like well i have to tell him this

00:52:48.500 story yes and they were like no we're not letting you need a tom cruise and i was like that's actually

00:52:54.260 really fair yeah that's so crazy and vomiting too while you do it vomiting at a movie premiere 0.75

00:53:02.160 because of motion sickness to top gun is like so many fucking jets that's so funny that's it's mine's 0.96

00:53:11.280 not as bad as that but like my very first big carpet ever was the movie ambulance don't know 0.70

00:53:18.860 if anyone's seen it um starring i think jake gyllenhaal and i forget who else but um i remember

00:53:27.360 like when i walked that was my very first time so i was holding a bag and wearing a jacket because i

00:53:32.280 literally had no fucking clue how to do a carpet so when i walked first of all it wasn't bad enough like 0.76

00:53:38.300 the girl who walked me was like not my team she was just someone who was like walking me and she 1.00

00:53:42.800 wrote my name on a piece of paper that was like this big and then was holding it it was like a

00:53:47.460 laffy taffy she was like no and then she was going like this and then she was out loud going no okay 0.99

00:53:53.100 no oh and i was like you don't need to audibly confirm to me like that they said fuck no i don't 0.99

00:53:59.780 care about that bitch and then as soon as they finally i had some takers i was like okay period 1.00

00:54:04.780 and i start posing i'm like oh my god like because it seemed like it was the energy was coming alive 0.98

00:54:09.520 again and i was like okay yeah i'm standing there and then jason momoa was walking right 0.71

00:54:15.740 fucking next to me why the fuck was he there because he's not in the movie i literally was 0.98

00:54:20.860 like and what's this bitch doing here do you not have enough going on jason and he was right behind 1.00

00:54:25.500 me and literally he's like jason jason and then i i was like kind of still standing there and then 0.99

00:54:30.620 at one point one guy goes can you move oh and i go yes i can yes perfect we got the shot guys we got

00:54:39.100 the shot as i walk off like and it's funny because jason momoa obviously doesn't know this at all or

00:54:46.820 remember that night nor does he know that like my man because of the long hair has been compared to

00:54:51.780 him for years so like when aquaman came out the first one it was like hell on earth for both of us 0.98

00:54:57.260 and this is before i was even doing this because everyone was like you know you fucking look like 0.93

00:55:00.660 um every fucking where we went like and to the point where they started like going can i take a 0.98

00:55:05.440 picture with you which my man hates attention yeah which works out because i love attention so it's 0.98

00:55:10.300 perfect but we're a match made in heaven um but they would like take pictures with him and it was

00:55:16.160 like getting so annoying to the point where i started workshopping bits like i was like okay well

00:55:20.600 if they're gonna ask i'm gonna make jokes so they were like you know you look like you look like

00:55:24.800 you look just like aquaman like they would say that and then i would be like thank you and then 1.00

00:55:30.720 they would be like not you him no shit bitch you pulls a trident out your bag i was like 1.00

00:55:37.360 and then i launched it over the face yeah i've caught naturally and sheathed the trident 1.00

00:55:42.240 and so i have beef with him too and next time i meet him i will and you bet your ass i'm gonna bring 0.96

00:55:46.800 it up i'm gonna say you ruined my very first carpet literally ever how do you feel about it as you should 0.99

00:55:51.200 do you feel about it that bastard me and jason momoa you and tom cruise easy i think i think 0.98

00:55:57.120 i think i would love to see that fight

00:55:59.840 celebrity boxing yeah yeah me and jason momoa and you and tom cruise yeah i think that works i could

00:56:07.040 take that little man that little scientologist easy i think so too i have some fun facts about you oh

00:56:13.440 about me yes about you right so i think so we're gonna go through them um this first one says you

00:56:20.160 had a pet turtle named george i did have a pet turtle name a tortoise oh you would say tortoise yeah i

00:56:26.960 what do you guys call them tortoise no that i think that is also very regional to where i live because

00:56:32.000 when i first started to post it on the internet i thought that people just loved seeing my tortoise

00:56:36.400 but they actually just loved hearing me say tortoise because that's not right you are saying it very

00:56:40.960 weird i'm saying tortoise quite a lot yeah uh yeah so one of my first one of my first like viral

00:56:46.560 videos was we lost george in the garden um and we just couldn't find him so i was like where the

00:56:52.000 bloody hell is george yeah and people loved the way that i said george as well they were like george

00:56:59.360 so i think people just thought i'd add a lobotomy of some kind probably and they were like what is

00:57:04.400 this weird boy doing oh yeah he doesn't know how to say things yeah and i didn't and i still don't 0.97

00:57:09.920 um but yeah we found him months later he buried himself under the ground the silly devil 0.97

00:57:15.200 what's he playing at that's not how you hibernate live 0.99

00:57:20.080 he's still around he's dead oh all right i killed him how i didn't really 0.55

00:57:25.680 he messed up my carpet pictures yeah and he'll think twice yeah yeah that was my grass my shrub 0.99

00:57:35.360 he he he chose the wrong day to dig himself in my shrub okay you'll think twice next time yeah natural

00:57:41.360 causes oh what a beautiful name though george love that yeah okay it says you moved to london by yourself

00:57:48.400 in the summer of 2019 i did not that is false i wow amanda by myself in this close though 2020.

00:57:57.360 oh okay so i'll give i'll give amanda that because i saw i saw the clips from uh of every fact that

00:58:04.080 was incorrect about britney oh about britney's nice yeah we're keeping a tab i'm telling everyone

00:58:08.000 write that down so that's strike one uh uh yes moved to london by myself i went to do an internship at

00:58:14.640 l'oreal oh nice uh loved it worked as the digital marketing intern there which i felt like i was in

00:58:21.680 devil was prada it was really cool like i was giving andy hundred percent hundred percent um

00:58:28.320 it was it was so fun to work at like a really cool company like that and being from such a small

00:58:33.840 countryside town yeah for them being in like one of the biggest cities in the world it was so cool

00:58:38.560 what's your favorite like traditional british cuisine oh okay i'd love to know what your favorite 0.99

00:58:44.400 i'm about to fuck your shit up because you're gonna say that this sounds like the most disgusting 0.99

00:58:47.760 thing in the entire world and you could be right okay but to me we have uh you've heard of gregs i 1.00

00:58:54.000 mean i'm sure if you've been to london you've probably been and got a sausage roll or whatever

00:58:57.280 yes yeah yeah they also have this thing there called a um sausage bean and cheese melts okay tea

00:59:03.840 there is a pastry that has baked beans in it cheddar cheese and clumps of sausages baked into it i might

00:59:10.800 be open to that okay i might be open to trying it yeah i didn't love the beans there you guys love

00:59:16.640 beans there we weirdly grow up peas peas is mushy have you ever had mushy peas a lot of people told

00:59:22.560 me to have mushy peas and i was like i don't even want to open that she's a bit intimidated i used to

00:59:28.720 work my first job i worked in a chippy which is a fish and chip shop yes so i would make for the people

00:59:34.800 i'd be stirring the mushy peas yeah i'd be saving it i did it for i i worked for two pound fifty an

00:59:39.760 hour which is the equivalent of what like three dollars an hour which sounds illegal probably

00:59:46.640 was right um and i fucking loved it battering that fish you'd get the locals that would come in 0.94

00:59:53.520 mental like there's something about like the stories that people have who grew up in the south of america 0.95

00:59:59.280 yeah and like maybe they like move to a city and then they start to at first they're like oh get me

01:00:03.520 away from that but then when they actually move to the city they start to appreciate some things

01:00:06.880 about like their home yeah yeah i really appreciate like someone called susan who has like seven kids

01:00:13.280 all boys all boys she's got three teeth and she came in every single week and tried to barter me 1.00

01:00:19.200 down for fish and chips and i just think what a woman love her what a woman need her yeah she's 0.84

01:00:24.640 the best that's so funny i think i did have fish and chips at a pub oh and they had peas on the

01:00:29.520 plate yeah didn't try them but the fish and chips that was fire oh loved it so good with all that 0.67

01:00:35.440 vinegar and shit on it so good you know what i'm trying to wrap my head around now is american 0.70

01:00:39.600 cuisine because especially in the last year i've spent a lot of time in la new york and i my body 0.97

01:00:45.440 still is not adjusted every time i come here i ever i was in the bath like two days ago nearly

01:00:50.240 shit myself in the bath because of the food like there's something going on like the the chemicals that

01:00:55.920 are just in the everyday foods it's true yeah i don't understand it i ordered a joe and the juice 0.97

01:01:00.320 this morning okay the exact same sandwich that i order in london almost every single day it was

01:01:05.520 like twice the calories and tasted completely different but it tasted good like it tasted

01:01:10.320 really good but it tasted like it wasn't good for me do you know what i mean yeah like in the long

01:01:15.280 run yeah yeah totally it scares me i i was talking about this with my sister recently but like i see a

01:01:20.560 guy that does pie and mash he's like owns one of those stores oh yes yeah and he does like with

01:01:26.400 the stewed eels and the liquor and all of that that's very northern yeah yeah i was i watch him

01:01:31.680 do that all the time and i'm like that looks fucking terrible unfortunately i will have to try 0.98

01:01:38.320 it like the next time i go i need to see what it's about it's strange i grew up i want some because i when

01:01:45.040 i first went to university i couldn't cook at all i'd never witnessed like a family that knew how to

01:01:50.880 cook like um so when i got with my first boyfriend i i oh when i first went to university i nearly got

01:01:56.640 scurvy do you know what scurvy is yes of course is that what pirates yeah yes yeah i nearly got that

01:02:01.600 due to lack of nutrition because all the food that i was eating was frozen um and then i got with my

01:02:06.240 first boyfriend and he saw me get a full chicken breast put it in the oven raw and sprinkle like gravy

01:02:14.800 granules on top thinking that would like season it and cook into the chicken oh and that's when

01:02:19.760 he said like this is an emergency situation we need to sort something here and then i would reflect

01:02:23.440 on like my grandma i'd go to uh my grandma's house every day after school and we'd sit around like

01:02:28.640 a pot of like water beef potatoes and carrots and then there'd be a loaf of bread in the middle

01:02:35.680 that would we just butter and we'd all be fighting over the butter i sound like

01:02:39.280 oliver twist oh my god but like that is what i have a tiny tim head ass meal yeah so no wonder 0.93

01:02:46.960 i come here i go to the olive garden for one day and i in the bath because my body can't take it

01:02:51.920 in myself everywhere because you're eating like a world war one survivor yeah okay another fun fact

01:02:59.920 um obviously it says your original life plan was to go to university study digital marketing which we know

01:03:04.240 also you were a contestant on the most recent season of i'm a celebrity get out of here australia

01:03:09.840 very fun and the last fun one says can max explain this scholars travel pass from 2014 oh 0.96

01:03:22.240 what the fuck you look british as hell in this picture you look like he-man how was 0.97

01:03:29.200 how have you found that i don't know amanda points for amanda amanda you ate she has about 1.00

01:03:39.600 yeah yeah amanda she has some misses but when she hits she hits hard amanda you hit to the core 1.00

01:03:45.680 how the did you find that you look so cute that was around the time that i first went to florida with

01:03:51.280 my family to go to disneyland and i caught i got misgendered the entire trip brilliant times brilliant

01:03:57.760 times hey little missy come upon here are you happy to be a disneyland little princess yeah

01:04:03.280 everywhere i went everywhere i've been um yeah to be fair i have a light and bang yeah you look

01:04:09.920 delightfully british yeah but so cute oh my god i completely forgot that that picture existed wow

01:04:16.320 that was my bus pass for school i had to show that every day to get on the bus to get on the school bus

01:04:22.560 and um i had to have that same picture up until i was 16 years old i submitted for it to be changed

01:04:28.880 every year and they wouldn't let me why i don't know i think that it was like i think somebody liked

01:04:33.280 it i don't know someone said nah make him keep it that's funny you found that that's iconic that is so

01:04:39.680 you look very cute what was that i don't even know where that will be probably on my instagram or

01:04:43.920 something yeah snaps for amanda you guys have to have uh these little travel passes to take the bus 1.00

01:04:49.760 yes oh my god yeah and the school bus in the uk is so different to an american school bus energy

01:04:56.720 like i'm talking on the way to school we had double decker buses okay so i would sit with my

01:05:01.520 friends at the front on the top level um and as the years progress you would move back in the bus

01:05:08.320 yeah um but at the beginning we loved it because we'd go under this bridge every day where there would

01:05:13.520 be loads of pigeons that lived so every day picture there's a bunch of british school kids going

01:05:18.480 oh and then you'd kill a pigeon

01:05:23.680 because the bus would run into a pigeon and everyone would cheer why i don't know

01:05:29.920 we'd cheer we'd be like yeah we got one

01:05:33.840 that's horrible you're like yeah they are a little different from american school buses yeah you're right

01:05:39.120 they're way different it's like guys we're not hunter gatherers like why are we why are we so

01:05:44.400 excited about the yeah yeah yeah got them really weird but loved that yeah i love the school bus

01:05:50.960 great times great times lots of bonding uh watching pigeons die bonding over your travel pass obviously

01:06:00.720 not the travel past jesus christ well i love you oh i adore you i think you're

01:06:06.880 so funny and so sweet i'm so glad we got to key for so long and i'm so happy to see how much you've

01:06:12.720 been hosting and doing so many more things i think you're a gem oh thank you so much it's such a weird

01:06:18.720 career path to go down like i said i didn't think that this would be my life and i'm so grateful that

01:06:23.520 it is and to have the opportunities to you know do red carpets like i've um i've just started my own

01:06:30.240 interview series show that you're coming on yes period uh it's called performance review and um

01:06:36.560 that is like the fact that i have a show where i interview people and it's like all from my brain

01:06:43.280 and it's like so thematically done and it's so stupid and camp and lovely and the fact that i get 0.71

01:06:49.120 to do stuff like that yeah it's like we've literally won the lottery no truly i feel the same way the

01:06:54.160 lottery like i i work one of my best friends is my assistant i hired her like two years ago because 1.00

01:07:00.480 i i look at the state of the world now and i'm like oh my god it's so difficult and i just feel so

01:07:05.360 grateful to to get to do what we get to do and we yeah it's just been so amazing to get to know you

01:07:11.680 during this episode like i think that you are sick i think your career is so inspiring thank you

01:07:16.000 likewise but i'm not gonna like make out with you now i'm gonna i'm gonna compliment you on we'll save

01:07:20.960 that for your show yeah yeah we'll make out over there indeed yeah but i think you're amazing and

01:07:26.160 so lovely and i'm so happy for you i'm i hope if this is a dream of yours i would love to see you

01:07:30.720 host the great british baking show oh my god that is absolutely a dream i would love for you to do

01:07:35.440 that i think you would thrive in that oh allison hammond needs a uh you know a frail gray skinned 1.00

01:07:42.240 looking white boy whenever no decides to retire i think you and allison would take it 100 i think you

01:07:47.600 would eat it 100 oh soggy bottoms all the way they owe you one soggy bottom obviously do you have

01:07:56.080 just to kind of close this out do you have any advice for any other aspiring whether it's like

01:08:00.480 hosts interviewers or like even social people people who want to be personalities for living

01:08:04.720 like do you have any advice for any of them do you know what i always say is know your worth and stand

01:08:09.280 up for yourself when you need to that exact story of that woman saying no i actually don't want to do

01:08:14.400 that because i've had that exact same experience where someone's been so rude to me yeah and then

01:08:18.960 they've come over to do something and i've gone actually there's power in knowing your worth you're

01:08:23.840 not at the beck and call of every single big company and all of this like if you show yourself

01:08:29.280 and people respond to that you are making your own media company yeah you are drew a follow is a media

01:08:36.240 enterprise do you know what i mean and that's the direction that things are going in so don't feel

01:08:41.760 afraid to water like never water yourself down um and that's when you'll really see success so

01:08:46.880 period perfect advice i love you you're the yeah you you guys are going to celebrity boxing match

01:08:57.360 obviously easy and then me and jason will open up for you it'll be a little appetizer for everybody

01:09:02.720 but thank you all so much for tuning into this episode of the comment section show thank you so

01:09:06.480 much to my amazing guest max belegde where can everybody find you for the five people who maybe

01:09:11.280 don't know max underscore belegde on all socials that's b-a-l-e-g-d-e t and you'll see max literally

01:09:19.200 everywhere you're like the british ryan seacrest yeah in the shrubs in the bathroom at tom cruise's 0.90

01:09:28.560 recruiting people in the street exactly obviously and then eating pig nipples or whatever it is you said 0.97

01:09:34.160 earlier save that for my show all right keep your top on for now love

01:09:41.600 thank you so much to my amazing guest max thank you all for tuning in don't forget the comment

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IT’S NOT GONNA HAPPEN Ft. Max Balegde ｜ Episode 195

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