JACOB FROM TWILIGHT WAS CAMP Ft. Eric Sedeño | Drew Afualo | THE COMMENT SECTION EP 49
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1 hour and 6 minutes
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Summary
Riko Taquito aka Eryk Tiktok aka Riko Takaqito aka Eric Hi is a stand-up comedian, writer, podcaster, and all-around funny guy. In this episode, he joins us to talk about his love of chapstick, his love for men, and why he hates them.
Transcript
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there was one dude that just never wore chapstick and i just couldn't do it that was your ick
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yeah because i told at one point i couldn't take it anymore and i was like do you want some chapstick
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like maybe he's never heard of it i don't know so then i go do you want some chapstick he's older
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than me by the way and then he goes oh and he goes no i'm good the ick the ick the ick the i was like
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hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your
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favorite everyone please look at my shirt it's a thirst trap of paul hollywood paul hollywood if
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you ever see this please invite me to the tent i can't bake but i can tell jokes anyways on to the
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most important part of every episode which is the amazing guest today i have the one and only
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hi how's it going good how are you i'm i'm doing okay i'm so happy to have you i'm excited to be
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here you're amazing i got glammed up i'm sitting on my good side period that's why i said yes i was
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like you know what redo the set so eric can have his yeah my good side where's the camera
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no yeah i will and i will viral sound yeah you want me to serve cunt oh you want me to tonight
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tonight oh that's just a lot of work i can't believe that went far it literally was a slow burn
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too like it was like i was like flop and then and then it went i was like you that's the tiktok
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algorithm yeah isn't it yeah but also joined with us today is your amazing candles which we already
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got a tight shot of so if you have it oh yeah please show them like oh groove candles these are
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groove gifts candles they give three meals to people in need and i did all the graphic design work
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and they smell really good they smell bomb i can verify i smelled all three all three of these and
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they're amazing and stunning and please go support eric's candle business with his brother
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because it also gives back but they are an incredible product and i love him so do it because i told you
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to yeah she'll kill you and i will and i will believe that but anyways i'm so happy to have you i'm
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really excited to be here i'm so i feel like you and i have been waiting for this moment forever
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no i have we have i like i see you cackle on your on your tiktok and i'm like oh we were meant to laugh
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together like we were meant to like we were meant to make fun of people together like destined i saw
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it for us have to i found you i want to say pretty early on in like my my tiktok journey was so
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random because i was such a voyeur in the beginning i was just like watching i didn't make any content at
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all so i found you pretty early on i was like oh i love him oh he's so funny i love him i think i was
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one of your first viral ones where you were just like eating someone alive i was like you know what
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i like her like let me she's right like let me follow i love that we both share a vested interest
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and hate for men yeah yeah well i am a man there you go but a gay one so i don't know if it's 50
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percent it's exception honestly yeah there's an exception to the rule i'll take it always
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straight men they're always on thin ice with me from the beginning there's like some that i like
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okay yeah i always think you're all guilty until proven innocent that's what i think with men yeah
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i see that men specifically yeah i feel like the alpha male is your your like opponent my nemesis
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you're a nemesis yeah i always like categorize them a little bit differently like i have you
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have like the gym bros then you have like film finance bros yeah and then you have like the the
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bros who like sit on the fence they're like well i get it but like who play both sides they're in
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different buckets i kick everyone over every time though yeah i see that for you yeah i'm like i try to
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think of them as like i never interact with you like when i like i was thinking about my life i
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was like i don't interact with straight men ever lucky not on purpose like you're all against my
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will sometimes no but i i have i have girlfriends and i have gay friends and then i have a few
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straight men i interact with but not like regularly yeah i thought of my brother he doesn't count
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like that's so funny i think too like with my my boyfriend he like he runs we obviously share
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friend circles yeah so he's like a lot of times he's like the only straight male that other people
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interact with too that are like my friends it's just him i know i want to meet him he's so sweet he
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is he's great yeah he's a very good listener oh really yeah what what's your sign i'm a virgo
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period but i'm leo leaning like i always say i'm like right on the are you on the cusp no but i
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wait what's your birthday i'm august 29th so i'm an august august virgo i love that what are you
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i'm a virgo you are virgo yeah i'm a september virgo oh yeah yeah i've talked a lot of shit on
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virgo men i will say however virgo straight men yeah there's a difference there really is a difference
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there is a huge difference you can sense it like i okay i don't like gemini women sometimes
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something about them really i've just had a few bad experiences i see but then gemini men i feel
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like i get along with really well also i'm a gemini rising so it's like self-hate like
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girls it's okay it's yeah that's so funny i get along with i think the people i get along with the
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most are like libra's tauruses i love a libra me too my man's a libra oh my god
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is he like kind of an airhead sometimes yeah he's like a himbo oh my god i love that yeah all
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my libra friends are like so aloof and i'm like that's his whole vibe like you're living in a
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mystery i'm here for it yeah like my my boyfriend um he has a really bad habit of leaving things on
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top of the car and then taking off i don't know why i like that so one time he put his phone on top
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of the car and we had no idea it was it was up there for a while it had to have been because we have
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like um location sharing yeah so like we saw how far it got and then i think we hit a bump we're on
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the freeway bitch it was still on the car and then it flew off so then it kept telling us it was on the
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freeway when we couldn't find it oh my god he was like i think i might have left it on the car and i
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was like dude so we like we i don't know why we thought we could find it on the freeway we tried
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like driving by the spot a million times to see it we couldn't and then when we he got a new phone the
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same day but when he got it he goes i hope i can keep my phone number i go babe that's not that's
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not that's not how it works you've had the same phone number since you were like nine so you're
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okay yeah i was like oh no this i started laughing i'm like you you'll have the same phone number i
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promise that's really funny he was like i've had it for 10 years i'm all i know and you've had many
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different phones it doesn't matter if it got destroyed on the freeway i feel it's crazy to lose
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your phone though these days because it's like so important to you it's like oh girl he was
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distraught he's also though like with libras i feel like too they're very like on they're
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unaffected by stress of any kind yeah they're very like about everything and i envy it i wish i had
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that i know they're very stressed about everything they're very chill i feel like virgos are meant to
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be stressed out that's when you're at your destiny yeah i was like i'll be on the edge like on the edge
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and i'm like this is i'm at peace though like i don't know like something about it me too um but
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no one time i got my phone stolen in miami you should have seen me i was like i literally had
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i was screaming no i put it i was like dancing i was at the gay bar and that's where they rob you
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because you're drunk why because you're drunk like it's easy target and i remember i like put it in
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my back pocket and it was like two's like and then i was like let me check it was gone girl i looked
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around i was like possessed like i was like where is it i was yelling at my friends were like we
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didn't take it i was it was so bad that would be me yeah that's me that's me when i lose anything
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because in my head everything has a very specific place so like if if there's something my my man and
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i share and he goes where is it and i go if it's not in the place you had it last that's how i know for
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a fact you had it last because sometimes we'll be like well i think you had it last i go no no no
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drew didn't have it last because if she did it would be in this place and it's not here so clearly
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that was you and i'm right every single time that's also a real thing yeah being know it all i'm pretty
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i'm wrong often but i just don't want i don't admit it you know you and me both babe yeah i delude
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myself i gaslight others into delusion can we talk about delusion let's get into delusion that's the way
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to live i live in a state like delusion.com is where i'm at i just love it i love it location
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tagged delusion yeah i wish like my next instagram post you guys watch out no but i like i feel like
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delusion is the best way to live because who is living in reality like no one actually lives in
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reality and what is reality who is to say what reality is i could determine what reality is yeah
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i was telling uh i was talking about that on my podcast with my sister because we did an episode
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on like dating and we were talking we talked about ghosting like whether or not you like being ghosted
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or prefer to ghost or whatever and a lot of times people are like i think ghosting is so immature like
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you should just you know be honest blah blah blah and i think sometimes people lie a little bit
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i like you man you lie a lot like do you really want to hear someone tell you i don't i'm not attracted
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to you that's why i don't want to talk to you or would you rather them ghost and then make up
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your own story no yeah delusion yeah i prefer that part me too i don't want to hear like oh
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you stink and i didn't like your jokes i don't want to hear that let me live in peace i don't need
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that information no we could just never talk again i'm okay with that then i tell myself what if he
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died oh who knows r.i.p that's what you know what kisses to the sky babe do you go do you ghost ever
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have you ghosted yeah i have i feel like in the past yeah i'm not a big ghoster but i'm like oops
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forgot i'm not a huge ghoster but i think at the same time i think to myself like i don't owe you
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anything i don't even know you yeah you know what i mean it's almost like sitting next to someone on
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the train like do i have to tell you when i get off no no it's not your none of your business like
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we sat next to each other we made small talk and then here's my stop see ya i don't need to explain
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to you why i got off the train yeah it's the same thing i feel like after a certain level it's like
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it's like okay now it makes sense to like let you know exactly but like but that's like when you're
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dating i'm talking purely like talking stage like i'm not talking like going out and having
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like a full-on relationship with someone and like yeah seeing them countless times and then
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disappearing off the face of the earth when you talked about bad dates like have you ever been
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on a bad date oh my god one i like tell me yours okay so like i think my like a lot of my dates go
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well because i feel the air like i feel like there's not dead you're you are me and i am you
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like i could talk to a sandwich bitch i have i i couldn't make conversation for so many people
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at once i'm like asking questions like oh wow we have so much in common like he didn't say a word
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like i'm talking to myself truly but like i don't know i i so i like i feel like my bad dates have been
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like less because in my head like oh we talked the whole time but it's really just me talking yeah but
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one time i went on a date with this guy and we like kissed at the park and he was like i was like
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i can't be here i'll never forget too much bad kisser he was a bad kisser and then like he was like
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that was the most amazing kiss i've ever had in my life and i was like are you you're on i was like
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i was a peck like in this life are you sure i was like am i that good
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you know what i saw i saw tiktok about this literally this morning but it was um because
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this isn't this wasn't a date but i i kissed this one guy once that we went out to like we met at a
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bar but we knew each other we went to school yeah like college together and he kissed me and it was
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awful to say the least but i saw a tiktok today that said like sometimes like like straight men kiss
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with way too much tongue and it's because they're like they watch porn and they think you know what
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i'm saying it's like they have this hyper sexualized vision of like what it should be what it should feel
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like like what women like and like this girl was talking about it because she kissed a girl who's
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who was ended up being strange she was like well what the her boyfriend was there watching it she's
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and it was the worst kiss ever and i think it's because of how he kisses her yeah she thinks that's how
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you know what i'm saying and i that's how i felt that night like i was i tasted everything he
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ate that day because it was disgusting it was so bad i was like oh my god like i felt like i was
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being attacked i just feel like sometimes people don't have like you just the chemistry isn't there
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yeah but sometimes i'm like you're just not a good kisser you're like no that was purely a skill thing
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i was like you know what put in the reps you'll get better just not with me yeah practice with
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somebody else i don't know i just a bad date i went on was my sister was there it was a double day it
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was unfortunate for both of us but we went on um it was for prom so like okay long this is a really
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long story but long story short our my prom date and her prom date my junior and senior year of high
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school her senior year uh they were not from our city they were from another state they drove over
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and went to prom with us why i don't know we just we needed dates they wanted to come fine
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they came and to break the ice we went to like an amusement park to like get to know each other a
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little bit better wait before prom yeah like the day of prom or it was like a couple days before okay
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yeah so it was like on like thursday or friday and the prom was on saturday okay like that and so we
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went and they were so well first of all the one that was with me was a huge misogynist and i could
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smell it from the moment he got there like yeah he had said something like when he met me in person
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he's like oh i'm so glad you're not wearing heels because then you'd be taller than me and he's and
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he said something homophobically he's like that's gay and i was like i'm sorry yeah and i i was like
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what and then it's like i don't know it's 2011 so you don't think about it you're like well that was
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rude but i don't know what to do yeah also when you're young like i don't i really honestly
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straight relationships perplex me i'm so sorry they're so bad i'm like what do women and men
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have in common and like literally nothing girl i feel like guys i think you've said this before too
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like guys want a girl that will just like fit into their life and they don't have to change or do
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anything for them yeah like they're like like they're just like an addition to their life yeah it's
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like a relationship of convenience yeah it is of like love and passion yeah and i think i've just
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never like thought of relationships that way like so it's so hard to like conceptualize and so but
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i think that like that might have been how relationships worked in the past and so that's
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sure where it all comes from oh i'm sure it's like it's literally like convenience on both ends
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like she needs a bank account and he needs a wife yeah there you go and that just seems so crazy
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to me i don't know i like it's crazy it well when i went with this guy like we went to
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knott's berry farm or something and when we were driving like they don't talk and like my sister's
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shy so that i i can't stand the silence so i have to fill it a girl i was talking for four people i was
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like yeah what'd you do what would you do yesterday oh that's cool that's cool what about this like i'm
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like i'm like doing an interview like barbara walters bitch i'm like where are you from what do you
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what sign are you what are you this what are that and then at one point he goes you don't have to
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talk we enjoy the silence and it was rude and he said that and i go well i don't like the silence
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so if i have to talk to myself then i will and then it was awkward and that's on me i just like
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gonna take it my like that's sometimes i'm with my boyfriend and i realize i've been talking for 10
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minutes he has a set of things and then i look at him and he's like he's like he i feel like he's
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slumped over that i'm like oh yeah i burned him out like he hit his limit with me like i needed
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and then i'm like i'm just sitting there in my thoughts like what was i even saying dude oh my
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god sometimes my boyfriend like i was just telling my mom this the other day i'll talk and i'll start
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with like i wanted to tell him something i saw on instagram yeah and i'll end up talking about like
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the japanese imperial army how did i get there i literally was like wait and i'll go i'll literally
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go on this crazy journey it'll take me 30 minutes he'll listen to the entire thing and then at the end
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he goes what were you telling me originally like something about instagram i go oh right yeah
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like that's how i talk to him i'm the worst like because he doesn't have tiktok i'm like mine didn't
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either forever i'm trying to describe tiktok to him and i'm like well then there was other one and
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then i'm like let me just show you and then i go i'm like this one's so i'm like and then he's like
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just show me the video like please and like i'm the same way where i'm like i just lose my train of
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thought and he's like you need to figure out i know and sometimes or sometimes i'll start a
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sentence i'm like you know what i was thinking the other day and then he'll be like what and i just
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don't finish the sentence because i started doing something else and then he goes what were you
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thinking and i go what yeah like i start gaslighting him i'm like i wasn't even talking like he goes you
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just said something and you didn't finish the sentence sometimes i'll be talking and he goes if you
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don't finish that sentence i'm gonna kill myself because i literally talk about 72 things yeah and then
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i'd never finish the original thoughts and like i was like i started sleep talking
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and i would wake my boyfriend and say you were saying some of your sleep and i was like i can't
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even shut up when i'm asleep like you just have so many thoughts we gotta get them off do you have
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crazy dreams yeah i do i have like the craziest i have very vivid dreams like they're very real once
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i was like where did that come from what did that mean like why was i driving it like there was no
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reason i was crashing a blimp like do you know what i mean like yeah he doesn't remember dreams
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ever yeah and he doesn't my boyfriend doesn't really either sometimes i think that he just like
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spawned one day because i'll tell him do you remember this like do you remember this show when
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we were because he's only a year older than me we're the same age like yeah he goes i've never heard
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of that in my life i'm like you've never heard of this i'll give you a perfect example i was trying to
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explain this meme i saw on twitter that was like most of you think you were like cassie or maddie
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from euphoria when all of you bitches were coconut head from nancy classified i didn't know who coconut
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head was he didn't even hear of that show i was like you know coconut head he goes are you just
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saying words to me are you like i'm like no it's like a character he goes from what i go nancy
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classified school survival guy and he goes you're just making things up like he literally was like
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what is that that i had to look it up bitch he's never he's never even heard of that
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that's wild was that on nick yes yeah i i had a friend and she was only allowed to watch
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one hour of tv at like a day and so she would watch zach and cody and she's like i don't get
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any of the spongebob references like i've never watched spongebob that's a sad life but at least
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she knows what it is yeah that's really crazy but he has watched spongebob so that's why i'm like
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you were on nick like yeah like that's why i said sometimes i think he just skipped a bunch of steps
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like he closed his eyes when he was nine and woke up and he was 28 like i just like sometimes i think
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that that's really nesting classified was such a good show too i know that's what i'm saying like
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you've never heard i feel like nick back then was so like all the kids shows were so good yeah
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like unbeatable oh my god hannah montana were you like you're a little bit older than me right
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oh girl well i don't know how old are you i'm 26 i'm 27 oh you're 27 yeah a little bit yeah girl
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are you trying to make me sound like i'm 30 you're 45 older than me right what year were you
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born 72 yeah i'm 27 i just turned 27 okay so were you like were you in the hannah montana era were
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you like above it do you know what i mean no i was in it i was a little bit older yeah in it i loved
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hannah montana i remember when it premiered and i was supposed to go on a boy scout trip and like i
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should know when i was gay right then because i was like i don't want to go on the trip hannah
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montana's coming out and i'll never forget like i'll never forget i was so dramatic my dad's like
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get in the car and i was like it's playing right now like you're all and the boy scouts
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the boy scouts yeah that's what i'm saying no i'm kidding okay i i learned how to do knots
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i made a fire once like i don't know i uh were you in a girl scouts or no i did girl scouts one year
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um well we tried i remember we went to the intro meeting and it was chaos in there like
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all the kids were just running it was almost like the girl scouts that i was like where i
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was at it was almost like it was just a babysitting program so they would just like drop off all the
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kids and my mom saw and she was like nah yeah we just left we just we went to the intro meeting and
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it wasn't we weren't featuring it so we left my sister was in the girl scouts and one time she had
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to make she had to sew a renaissance gown so she go to the renaissance fair and that was her
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breaking point i remember she put that dress i quit and she started crying and i was like this
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is the funniest day of my life she was in that renaissance like shitty homemade renaissance gown
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i'm like girl take that off girl she had to go to the renaissance fair zeroes across the board but
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the cookies are so good they are fire it's hard to be uh like what i like the ones that like what do
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they they look like a donut and they have coconut on them oh they're forget the name they used to be
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called samoa's but now they're called something else those are those are my favorite those ones
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are fire yeah speaking of renaissance kind of when i was in like fifth grade we did this uh project
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teacher night or whatever yeah um where our open house i forget what it's called when everyone comes
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to school at night and we had to do this project and you had to pick a historical figure that you
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admire oh and you had to do a lot of research on them and you had to write a little
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like monologue of theirs like like a biography i think i was it like the museum or you had to like
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dress up as them or no yeah yeah yeah yeah so you had to you had to dress up as them and then like
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pose and then someone would come and like press your button and then you'd have to reset your yeah
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yeah yeah yeah okay so i'm so glad because sometimes when i tell people that they're like
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that's not real i'm like i'm telling you i did it in fifth grade but like everyone picked like
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i don't know people picked like rosa parks or like thomas edison or whatever who are you
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girl i picked king george the third which is the worst king in english monarch history
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he was horrible oh my god and it's someone you admire i don't know why i pick i have like a weird
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thing with british royals i'm like obsessed with them i just think they're so fascinating because it's
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like white people business and i like to be in it you know what i'm saying but i remember like my
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teacher called my mom and was like i just i don't know why she would like maybe maybe we
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try something out my mom was like i mean if it's not offensive like just let her express herself i
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don't know what to tell you like my mom was like let her do it and so i did it and i talked about
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how awful i was and i was like i was a terrible king that is so and i ruled for a long time i think
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i picked abraham lincoln i kind of stand by that choice that's a good one but i remember i had the
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cotton balls on my head did they do them you had to make a wig yeah i did i made a wig out of cotton
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balls i look like trash there's a picture of it somewhere i'm like oh my mom made me my whole
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costume like i had to dress like a man obviously me gender bending at 10 years old i was the only
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girl who was a man on top of that why i don't know i was also 5 4 when i was 10 so i'm sure that was
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horrifying to see that's really crazy like a young man and so i remember we did it we did a day where
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we had to like if if you wanted to recite it in front of all the classes you could yeah and if
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you did an accent you got extra points and not even for the points just to be the center of
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attention i did it yeah i did it first and i did it with the accent that's pretty iconic that's
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probably like someone in in their class is like traumatized from that experience and they're like
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this one time this girl they're in therapy right now this girl from my class freak she was 6'3
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and she had the worst on her way to the nba yeah literally literally girl that's how menacing i
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feel like when we're little kids we have no idea like what we're doing no i was so gay i was so
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gay there's like a video of me at my birthday party and my dad's hanging up my pinata latino and
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and he um and he's like do you like the pinata and i was like yeah i'm like that little slur like
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that oh my god that's what that's when i came out to my mom i'm sobbing my my dad's and like
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my mom was like looking like at my dad and my dad's like looking and i was like i'm gay and they're
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like yeah they're like yeah here's a kleenex like i was like they knew i waited so long oh sorry
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i was like where's the reaction girl hello yeah something i don't know i was like i just needed to
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be dramatic you know like i just needed in that moment moment i needed the drama but like for me
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yeah i was i was such a like i was so upfront about my emotions and like i was so confrontational
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from a very very young age so like when people are like she just does that for likes and attention
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if you've known me at all like i've always in fact i was worse when i was younger because i had
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like no fear yeah but like when i was i think in like sixth grade like this uh kid like grabbed my
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sister's ass and it made her cry and when i saw that i said who was it and so i walked up i'm small
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at this point i hadn't hit my growth spurt yet so i was tiny i walked up behind him he had a backpack on
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girl i two hands shoved him to the ground like i shoved him and then i started i jumped on top of him
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and started like trying to hit him but they pulled me off of him and then i was like i'll kill you
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i'll literally kill you that slay no so then i went home i agree and then i told my mom said tell me
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what happens i told her and then she was she told me she was proud of me and then she said my advice
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to you is don't tell people you're gonna kill them that's a threat yeah you could go to jail for that
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just if you're hitting them whatever you know i mean i'll fix it after that but like just don't tell
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i'm like noted i did that when i was in sixth grade so how old are you in sixth grade like 11 11 10
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yeah there you go yeah see like i'm not confrontational at all i was like i'm not really
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not even virgo and gemini rising yeah what's your moon uh pisces oh emotional yeah i'm a cancer moon
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yeah okay you're crazy yeah that makes oh my god it all adds up and i'm a sagittarius rising
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oh yeah yeah it adds up it does add up they got stacked like it makes sense but no i've like i
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was even in football yeah i remember that i was yeah i was what was it you play in football i was
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the center and so that's girl what are you doing being a center i was the center okay well when i was
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younger i was a little like shorter and like wider okay so like they're like okay he'll be harder to
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push down that's why i said you're so small like being a center i'm petite no like i actually i was
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like when everyone started getting really big like the like linemen started getting really big i was
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like oh that didn't happen to me i um but no i was a center and i i think arguably the gayest
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position you can be because they put their hand right there
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up your booty like on there's a pad yeah but they they put it right
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and you have to hike the ball i was like that's gay like that's the gayest position you could be
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right hands all up in there it was like it was meant to be that i was gay because like
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hands up in there they're breathing down your neck
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this is too much it was a gay awakening for me or something i was also really bad at football like
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really i was like okay i wouldn't i didn't know any of the plays we do quizzes i was like what
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which one's the ball like i have no clue i was just playing to play i was just there for a good time
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not a long time yeah did you play sports yes girl i'm someone i played all the sports that's like in
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my bloodline what was your favorite thing i think well i grew up playing soccer oh me too which is so
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shocking when people hear that because i'd be the i'm the biggest soccer player you've ever seen in your
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life because i was huge when i was younger too but um i played that most of my life and then
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i loved volleyball volleyball was my favorite sport i threw uh like discus and shot put in high school
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yeah i did that i was awful i was so bad that was the one sport i didn't care about at all so i just
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did it to get a letter because i made varsity yeah and then i would just dick around the whole time
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because my sister was on the team billy was on the team with us my boyfriend oh okay we were all on
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varsity together so i literally did it to letter and so i wouldn't have to run because that was like
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oh my god that's so funny track you have to run i'm like that hell no i'm not running so i did like
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shot put in discus and like some i was so awful i would i would foul every single time i never
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is that one where you spin the discus yeah the discus where you spin and you you toss the little
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disc they had that at your school that you had like where you were in the sport every time i did it i threw
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it into the net and then my coach would be like and i just yeah and i was like and then i'd go sit
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down and buy snacks and eat yeah no i was like i did not i tried out for soccer once i did make it
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and i was like that's it my life's over i was like really dramatic about it and i like honestly didn't
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even try at tryouts i was like i was like and then you're wondering why you didn't make it why did i
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make it and everyone's so good i'm like what happened to me i don't know i did like i did
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travel soccer travel ball like with soccer from the age of seven i started playing at a very like
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oh that's high level yeah i played a like uh club soccer for a little bit and it was really fun um i
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don't know if i was like the best like i'm not gonna be i'm not gonna sit here and lie i did i won a few
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games i got a few goals but i'm not gonna say your life i was midfielder oh period bitch oh so
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much running i girl one of when my family would come watch me because the concept of me playing
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soccer was so foreign because a lot of someone girls do not play soccer they play like volleyball
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basketball softball those are like the main ones so when my family would come watch me they'd be
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like that's a lot of running because it's like on average you don't touch the ball for like
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an hour like you're just running in circles i know it's like tap and pass if that yeah yeah i played
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that for a long long long time played soccer for a long time i like miss feeling super athletic
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like i would be running i if you put me in a soccer game now i'd be out of breath in 10 minutes
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oh girl like five minutes oh yeah you and me both bitch i would never last no i like used to play
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indoor soccer with my friends too i started a started indoor team in high school called los tigres
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why why i don't know why and i was like i'm latina like i need to like make it a spanish i don't know
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why anyways i like literally was so bad like i just like i don't know why did it for funsies yeah
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yeah i missed like believing in myself despite how obviously uh like bad i was at things you know
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what i mean like that was like the fun bring back that feeling yeah delusion delusion at its finest
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i like that thing i was like you should be as delusional as jennifer lopez because that's a spire
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period i i think about that a lot i'm like i wonder what she thinks like what she tells herself people
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are saying that's so crazy i loved i'd have to pack it in at this point if i were her but like
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whatever she's just like doing shit now like i don't know like she just does shit like i kind of
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do what you gotta do i guess okay i loved her in selena the movie but now everyone like kind of makes
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fun of her all the time and i can't help but laugh because it's just like kind of it's kind of funny
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i'm not i get why people are mad at her so i like i don't know i can't even my favorite video is her
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at the award she's like man and like i was like and then there's a clip of her of taylor swift after
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that being like she speaks spanish oh my god so funny like oh my god it's just like so funny
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girl yeah there's not enough representation of someone people yeah you're like the biggest one
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in the rock yeah in the rock just the two of us and we met oh you met him yeah i interviewed him
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oh my god at the black adam premiere oh that's so amazing he seems really nice he was very nice i
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can't believe his trajectory from like the wwe up to like up to now girl i know he's so he's very
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very nice and he was um so like such a dad yeah he's got such dad energy which i vibe with i think
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that's nice have you seen his like cheat days on instagram girl i'm all up in i love love following
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people that post things that are so far left of my own life yeah i'm obsessed with some people like that
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yeah like there are some people i follow from like before my platform and everything and i can
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never unfollow them because i'm like i just need to see what you're up to i started following like
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love island people just because i'm like you live in a different world than me and like i really like
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it's like the opposite of who i am it's like same island person so that's your rock that's yeah
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essentially he's so like cheat meal and it's literally like the craziest thing you've ever seen
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yeah like homemade banana french toast and it's like this big yeah i don't know how he does it
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but he's so jacked i go to the gym once and i'm like i kind of look like that like it's not true
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you're all i gotta give people a chance maybe i'll stop going for a while
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oh my god we're so off topic oh wait let's go back to what we were gonna talk about yeah
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we were on topic for a minute being in love with a man that's our topic for today we never did
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anyone even say it no i was gonna say but then we kept talking which i love yeah but anyways that's
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our topic for today like being in love with a man like why it's so hard relationships dating all of
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that which we did cover because we're both in love with men yes two separate men what's the hardest
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part for you i would say because i'm in like a heterosexual relationship i would say the hardest part
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for our relationship in particular was like communication yeah that was the hardest part like
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you know communicating in ways that works for both of us because like i'm a very like let's
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talk about it now kind of person and then squash it he's like i need time to think about it and then
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when you need time that makes me think you don't love me anymore so like you need to like show me
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that you love me by talking to me and that's like unhealthy to see it that way so that was the hardest
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part i think yeah i think communication like in relationships in general is the biggest factor
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it's the biggest hurdle for whether like it's going well or not i agree and like um i thought
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it was so funny that there was a topic today was was like like being in love with a man and yesterday
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me and my i got the email about the topic and me and my boyfriend were in the middle of a fight and
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i was like i don't know if i can do it i don't know we'll see by tomorrow but i'm also like i don't
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want to say anything that i don't mean and i'm gonna regret same like i just don't want to blurt out
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anything or say something stupid like yeah i'm like i really do want to get it out in a way that
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he'll understand and i know i'm saying it how i really feel same and so i will take like a little
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bit of time to collect myself but when i'm not talking when i get quiet he's like what the hell
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is going on like like i mean it's just like he's like what are you okay and i'm like yeah i think i
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just like i think so quickly yeah that i'm like he he's told me before he's like you just think
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so fast and you talk so fast and then i i can't keep up and i just don't know what to say
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because i'm like what do you mean you don't know what to say because i've already calculated all the
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things i want to say and so i'm learning now that time is good space is good like not talking for a
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little is okay it all depends like i've talked about with people who have asked me about like how
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to sustain relationships especially with men as as women who are femmes who love men i would say like
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i was telling him arguing is healthy fighting isn't yeah fighting is not productive it's mean
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it's pointed arguing is like you trying to communicate an emotion or a feeling to your
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partner and you feel like they're not listening or validating you so i was saying like that it all
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ties together with communication but like when we would fight it was normally about that like
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trying to communicate yeah and i think that like are you're right arguing is okay yeah i think i've
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never even been in like a screaming match with anyone like yeah i'm like if you start yelling
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at me i'm not gonna be there like i'm just not gonna deal with that you leave yeah yeah i just i'm
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like i'm not gonna yell at you it's not that serious like i i can't even imagine myself like
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screaming at someone like that um but i just think like i i fight i don't think i've ever me and
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my boyfriend have always worked through stuff in a way that like we end the fight or like the
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argument in like a healthy place same i've never been in a relationship like that usually or like you
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know i've only been in three relationships yeah like this is like the most serious one
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have you been in more than none as serious as this yeah yeah say you're just like me yeah it's like
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it's it's i wouldn't count i wouldn't even count anything before to be honest like this is like my
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first real real real serious relationship is what i would say yeah same with me one thing i can't
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imagine is like living with someone else like like living and dating really like not yet i just moved
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into my own apartment that's true and i'm like rooms a lot growing up um since you have siblings
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no we never shared like okay that's good well actually when i was like really little up until
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i was like five like we were in a smaller house i shared a room with my i think my brother and then
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we moved to an apartment and then we moved to a house got it and i think when we moved into the
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house which i grew up in like we got our own rooms oh that's nice yeah well actually so my grandma
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was supposed to move in with us and she passed away oh no we all got our own rooms so but it's
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okay i don't want to say like well that's not what are you supposed to say to that that's like
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unnecessary detail i just want to be like okay okay yeah moving on i just didn't know how to be like
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well that's nice like because it's not nice no it's not i mean that's that's cool that you have
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i think i need my i'm like realizing now more than ever like personal space something i really
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need like really time to recharge like by myself with no one else in my house i'm like this is real
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nice i feel that yeah i think that's fair i live with my boyfriend now we've lived together for a
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while we live together in a house now we used to live in like with his parents before like during
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the pandemic we lived like with his family and we had our own obviously our own room room together
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yeah but uh we live in our own house now which is nice i think it's like it's it it is very
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different though when you spend the night at each other's houses versus living together because like
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some people are like oh why don't we just move in i'm like it's very different it seems like yeah
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like it's very different from spending the night like when you're always there versus you live there
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those are two very different things yeah so it's like it's definitely a test like a test for your
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relationship so i was like i don't think i'll be ready for a while and i don't think he will either
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even though we're like which is good how long have you guys been together a year like so we met in
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march of like 2021 or 2020 okay i think oh wait no no no that's wrong 2021 2021 so it's been like
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uh almost two years of like knowing each other like really closer um but we didn't start dating until
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i was on my birthday and i was like i was crying i was like i want you to be my boyfriend and he was
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like okay a love story how did you how did you like did he ask you to be yeah his girlfriend yeah
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yeah like i don't know no we we uh how'd you guys meet like well you met in school and then
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how'd you guys re-meet well it's a long story but i'll keep it short basically he had blown me off
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like we were friends so we would get like lunch like colleagues like grown men we'd be like let's
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meet for our annual lunch um when i would come home from school because i went to school in hoi
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so when i would come home we would like get lunch occasionally and we'd catch up and then we'd be
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like deuces see you next year and then uh he blew me off like three times in a row because like
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of random ancillary outside factors i'd be like each time he canceled it would be a little bit closer
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so like the first time it was like a couple days i was like oh that's fine uh the next time it was
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the day of i was like okay and then the next time it was literally an hour past and i was like
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we're done like and then the final straw for me was like he had gone to hawaii he said he wanted
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to get dinner blah blah blah and then he just never showed up and he was supposed to bring
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somebody else like a few other people yeah and then he he told me what happened after the fact
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but i was so over it at that point i was like we're not even that close i literally told him
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we're not even really friends so like if you never hit me up again that's fine like i was like never
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talk to me again i never want to hang out with you again and we didn't talk for like two years
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and then when i graduated from college he started like kind of hitting me up a little bit like he would
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comment on my pictures and i was like i would because i was so petty and i would see it i would
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just delete them because it was so oh my god the drama and he would text me be like did you delete
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my comment and i just wouldn't answer oh my god petty girl and then he kept hitting me up like hey when
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you get home we should hang out and i was like no hell no i'm not doing that and then he hit me up
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like three or four five times like fifth time he hit me up again he's like i know you're really mad at
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me like please give me a chance to make it up to you i'm really sorry about what happened and i'll
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explain everything and then i was with my mom and i was like should i hang out with this guy
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what should i do and my mom was like i mean go see him if he still sucks and at least you get a free
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meal i was like true that is true true you're so real for that and then we went and jokes on me i fell
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in love so there you go yeah that's why he says like if i didn't keep hitting her up like we never
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would have dated which is true yeah he chased me period that's how it should be right like yeah
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that's how it happened that's cute and it was radio silence like that's why i always say enemies
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to lovers oh yeah that is really crazy arc i love that you held on to the grudge for years years
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years girl years that's one of those things that like i always say about samuan people like one thing
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about a samuan person i'm gonna hold a grudge to death bitch till death like have you ever seen
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hobbs and shaw no the way i'm like doing the marketing for that movie and i have it he's the
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rocks in it so i've seen it but it's like there's a part where he goes to samua to go see his family
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and like he like betrayed his brother or whatever and he's like the fate of the world's at stake like
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that's the part of the movie and then the he's like everyone will die and then his brother goes good
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i'll let everyone die before i help you and i said nice to see yourself represented in film
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that's literally me that's so funny that's such a samuan trait like a grudge girl they never forget
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i'm like i'm easy i like let things go which is crazy because typically i am like that like once
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it's done it's done that's how i typically handle conflict but i think that was the universe's way
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of telling me that he was gonna be in my life forever yeah which is why i could not let it go
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do you feel like it was like meant to be yeah that i mean like yeah this is the first like i feel
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like it's meant to be with my boyfriend we like ran into each other and then or like we met through
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mutual friends and then i really liked he had these shoes i really like they're like these martine rose
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like nike collab they look like bubble gum oh love and they're really cute anyways i was like i love
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your shoes and he's like and then and then i saw him and i was like oh that's like a pretty boy like
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he's so handsome yeah and so we were walking to the party together and like the whole group was
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ahead of us we were like talking and walking and then i remember we got to like the rooftop party
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and we like split ways i got hammered i got hammered and i was like going i was like hanging
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out by the edge and he's like you should not be over there he like pulled me away and i was like
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he saved my life romance that's so funny you say that i got absolutely shit-faced on the first three
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dates with him oh really because i was nervous because he had been my friend for so long that i was
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like this isn't date yeah you know what i mean i know what you mean it's like what is it called
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like a social lubricant yeah it was like a courage thing yeah which i didn't typically need but i was
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just so like this is not a date and it was funny because when i saw him again for the first time in
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like two years he never really used social media at all so i had no idea what he looked like other
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than like what i knew he looked like yeah and when i saw him he had grown his hair out and i love
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long hair like i long hair on men i think that's the polynesian in me yeah but that's like my
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favorite on men so when i saw him i was like damn it when i said i was like god damn and when i saw
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him even my dad my dad literally when my dad saw him my dad hadn't seen him in like eight years
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yeah my dad goes he looks good to me that's so funny don't tell me that i know when i'm still being
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mad when dad says stuff i'm like oh my god you mean it like you just like real you're so real for
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that yeah my mom would support me through anything she'd be like same she'd be like i think she'd be a
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little honest but she she would be my mom would always tell me if i was being insane like even
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she'll tell me like that was kind of on you yeah i'm like damn you think she goes yeah that was you
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i'm trying to spin the story and i'm like whose side are you on i'm trying to spin the story i was
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like but no and then she's like i started making shit up yeah yeah but but then see this is the part
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i didn't tell you meanwhile he was doing this like he wasn't doing that shit i was like making she's
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like all of a sudden huh yeah oh my gosh okay so anyways being in love yeah being in love being in
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love with a man do you believe in soulmates i like i don't know if i like think it's a thing i
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think that some a lot of people are really compatible yeah and like like people are meant
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to be in your life in a way yeah like i didn't text my boyfriend back or like when we met i didn't
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text like i was so hung over the next day i like just forgot to text him and then two days went by
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and i was like it's too late yeah and then we he literally eight people showed up to my best
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friend's apartment and like we he was one of them and i was like ruben like yeah the odds of him
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being there were so slim it was like the most random thing in the world yeah and i was like i kind
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of felt like oh it was like i was meant to see him again and it was like two weekends back to back
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and i just never seen him before never like anything and i just felt like now that looking
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back i'm like oh it's meant to be but i don't know if i believe in like a soulmate yeah but i believe
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in soulmates like both romantically and platonically yeah i believe that i also think too that there's
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like i think like sometimes people are afraid to say that they believe in soulmates yeah because
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either there's a great risk to like losing them or never finding them so i think that sometimes people
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don't want to say that they believe in it for fear that it could be real yeah you know what i mean
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it's almost like i don't want to confirm it because if i do then it becomes real and what if you
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know what i mean the what ifs like eat you alive a little bit but like when i started dating my
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boyfriend i tried to get a job in hawaii because i graduated from school and typically speaking i
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should have like logistically statistically i should have gotten a job the pool is so much smaller there
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and i had so many connections yeah i could not get hired like nobody would hire me and i felt so like
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frustrated with it because i was like if i move back home i have to go move back in with my parents i feel
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like i'm gonna start over like yeah i was being an adult for four four and a half years like this
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sucks and then i like know now like i literally moved back home and then like a couple weeks later
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i hung out with him for the first time so that was literally the universe like pushing me to go back
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home because i had to meet him so i know i feel like i get pointed towards people and like certain
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and certain people are meant to be in my life same and i think my boyfriend is meant to be in my life
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but i think the the part about a soulmate for me that i i don't know if it's like how i perceive a
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soulmate but it's like you complete each other yeah and i i don't know if i i think that like i need
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anyone to complete you i feel you i feel also to be in a healthy relationship you just have to love
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yourself first like more than anyone could ever love you yeah you have to just and i think it took me
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a really long time to get there and so to give credit to someone else yeah yeah like them completing
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i see it as like an infinity stone yeah it's one of the ones you collect you know what i'm saying
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it's not the only one yeah but it's one of them where you're like that's mine yeah and then you
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add it to your little gauntlet of all the other things you want to achieve in life the ring that
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was your that's my that's my literal do you and your boyfriend like the same content like the same
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exact kind of tv shows and movies and stuff like that yeah yeah we're pretty aligned honestly there
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are some things that he like like when it comes to tv there's like i think one show that he's
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watched without me and it's like i think it's the boys the boys is that the name of it yeah the boys
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i don't know but he said it's good like but he watched it without me and even though i don't think
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i would ever watch it i was still like why would you do that why would you watch that without me
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even though i wasn't like heartbroken about the show itself but other than that we're pretty aligned
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honestly yeah on what we like me and my boyfriend we're pretty aligned but he sometimes i'm like i
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don't know what you're on he he also he studied mandarin in college oh cool and he lived in china
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and he like i think he has he really really likes like asian culture because he lived there and he
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was like he went to taiwan for a summer like he's just been and so he's all about k-pop and i just
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i'm so sorry i just can't i like k-pop i don't come for me don't come for me i was gonna say
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whatever you say if it's negative i'm not no but i'm afraid of them like he loves luna luna was
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like oh cool was his top artist i'm pretty sure or one of them in like his spotify yeah and i i i'm
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just i like luna but not to hit that level you know he's up there i'm like wow i think that's cute
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i don't we when it comes to music we're pretty aligned too i would say i think like there are some
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things that i'll show him or he'll show me but it's always in the same vein of like stuff that
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we really like mutually i just haven't seen it but there's a lot like for me like i love broadway
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i love show tunes like he does not like that not even a little and he tries he does try but he does
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not although i will say i did take him and like my whole family we went and saw six on broadway
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in new york six like the number six yeah girl so good oh my god really if anyone wants to see
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broad i highly recommend that show but i've been listening to that album at the gym lately oh really
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yeah but uh he really liked that one whereas typically he doesn't love them but he'll he like
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like one time he took me to a broadway show because i love broadway but it was hello dolly so
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it's a very old one and it's yeah he didn't love it but he took me because he knows i love broadway
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but six he loved highly recommend okay very good i you know the movie musical chicago yeah girl that
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i think that turned me gay i think like i i don't really love broad i'm not like a broadway gay
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really i i love broadway but i'm not like all about it i feel you yeah you know like we're probably the
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same level like yeah it's fun to go i like you know enough yeah you're not like super super in tune
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but that movie changed my life i remember i had a dvd player in my room
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three movies and one of them was dream girls beyonce and then the other one was chicago love and
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queen latifah in chicago like changed my life like she had this little like blonde bob or blonde
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like pixie cut and her giant boobs and she had like fan i was like i'm slay i want to be you like
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you're like i want to be no yeah that one is so good i don't know why i just like love that movie
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i love that i think one of the first ones i watched like through and through and i memorized like the
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lines the lyrics everything was legally blonde the musical oh my god yeah such a great one that one's
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i would look it up on youtube and i would like so i could watch it yeah i i wanted to my friend and
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i would enter the lottery every day trying to get free tickets we never won i went and saw um
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moulin rouge oh fun i've never seen that one it's really they use like modern songs in in it and
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the cast was really good i love that but broadway i i wish i spent more time like it's expensive to go
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to it is it's pricey but that's why that's like probably one of the only like that i can think of
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like musical things that he's like no thank you uh with movies recently i i like showed him all
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the like high school musical movies oh my god camp rock hannah montana he was under a rock oh yeah
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girl he's never seen any of that no he never even heard of it i my next thing to conquer is twilight
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i'm gonna make him watch those ones those are so good they're so good they're so terrible you have
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lots of jacob content oh my god i should have brought my wig like i love those movies because
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are so like terrible they're terrible in a good way yeah i remember i went to the don't judge me i
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went to the premiere with my friend and we saw the one where she opens her eyes and they're like red
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because she's a vampire now like the the actual premiere or like premiere the midnight midnight
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premiere like girl i'm not at the premiere premiere don't be don't judge you girl i saw this is not a
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joke i saw every single one of those movies at midnight really every it became a thing i like had
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to do it i did it for the first one i was like now i have to do it for all the rest of them
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yeah i did it for everyone i'll never forget the audience screaming like screaming like it was the
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most magical moment of their life yeah and the movie looking at it now it's like an adult it's
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really up the story yeah it's very uh twisted and awful yeah about it but we choose not to we just
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watch it and enjoy yeah i like i like the movies i the storyline itself team edward no girl i was team
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jacob you have to i was always down for the brown to be honest yeah he's caucasian i know i know that
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now but at the time i was like i choose brown because like i yeah also he was just hotter he was
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just arguably is what it is but when he got the hot bod keep the long hair yeah that's your vibe get a
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better get a better wig but keep the long hair the wig was good it was good in the sense that it was
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camp like it was like it was the way it was bumped so high girl mega mind you know how like in the
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first harry potter voldemore had he was on the back of that professor quill literally that's how
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look and he had that middle part and the beachy wave i was like oh he kind of
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it was camp talk about serving cunt i literally he was serving cunt that way he was i know he was
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behind the scene he was never behind the ear because you could see the lace yeah like you know
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what i'm saying well he had the like he put these two pieces behind the ear and then this was like
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over and i was like that doesn't make any sense but you're serving like you're serving though i don't
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know i like i i do like long hair on a guy i love long hair yeah that's the paulnesian in me you say
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your boyfriend like really maintains right like he really yeah go he was in the shower for two hours
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yeah yeah he loves he has like a huge well to credit myself i put him on the hair care routine
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yeah we got the turby twist we got a scalp scrub we have an oil they're diffusing
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i actually his hair is actually pretty wavy it's not so curly mine's more curly than his like my
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natural hair texture but uh yeah his hair's pretty wavy it's very very long now too so yeah gotta
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maintain it suits him like i think so if you look at him he looks like he looks good and long
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he always has in a bun yeah it's always in a bun but it looks because he gets hot it looks good i
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know girl because when he first he has an undercut too so when he put it up he has it like faded on
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the bottom yeah which also looks really good and i was a really big fan of that look so the first
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day we ever went on he had the long hair already and i was like all right yeah and then when he put
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his hair up because he got hot i was like all right when i saw the undercut i was like girl
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that's nice i'll see you in six years because that's how long we've been dating i try to grow
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my hair out and like this shit pisses me off i don't i can tell your boyfriend has thick hair
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yeah and i was like i was in new york sweating my ass off i was like oh girl it's so bad but the thing
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is you can get it i could get it in a bun and then it looked like shit like it's like a bump it i was
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like what the hell's going on back there and i kept i was really going for it and then i was like
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i have to give up like really i like this hairstyle it look i think it suits you it's very cute and
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it's giving you the length that you i think you want you see that you get a little you see that
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movement i know we literally share my boyfriend and i our hairs my hair's longer than his and thicker
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than his obviously because it's always been long yeah but like his hair's getting up there it's it's
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pretty long now you just got a trim recently so yeah and he's just really hot like he just is like
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let's just call it what it is say i'll just say it out loud i just have to to let you know it is
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what it is you know what i mean i'm not gonna fight you on that honestly yeah okay can i say
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something crazy oh my god has anyone ever told you he looks like mac from always sunny always sunny yes
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and i'm and i'm happy to hear that because otherwise it's jason momoa which is not true
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he'd like to an extent he gives jason mo like baby vibes like like yeah like he doesn't look like him
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no not at all but the vibes are there yeah it's the hair and brown and then he wore like that cool
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on the run on the carpet he was wearing like a traditional yeah that's how one outfit yeah yeah
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yeah like and so i was like okay the vibes are there yeah it's like he doesn't like look like him
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no he doesn't but he does look like mac from it's always sunny yeah i was looking i was like oh my
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god he gets that a lot him with a beard and like long hair and it's like the the like i always say
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like he's like okay when i'm like it's a very cro-magnon forehead like it's very low you know
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what i'm saying like it's not like it's it's a bold forehead and like the almond eyes he has hooded
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eyes oh yeah and they're very almond shaped so like that's like i think that's like the only
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characteristic that is somewhat similar to jason momoa but that's it the first carpet i ever went
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to jason momoa walked after me on the carpet that's cool so he was right next to me the whole time
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which first of all talk about going like on before beyonce at a talent show yeah every photographer
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was like bitch get out of my way yeah move idiot like because i was like i'm like i'm supposed to be
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here too that he was supposed to walk earlier he seems like like a giant like he's honestly not
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that tall really i mean to me because like i'm tall you're tall too you're pretty tall yeah uh six five
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easily yeah no he's okay well this is why he's probably like the same height as my boyfriend my
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boyfriend's six four so he's like six four six four my best friend dom is like six four and he drives
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a little ass corolla his knees are up here and he's flooring the gas i'm like bitch get a bigger
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car my boyfriend used to drive a mini cooper really girl he fit you look like mr incredible
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like shoulders up on the ceiling bitch like traps touching the ceiling yeah the way that people would
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be like i saw your big ass boyfriend driving around because he's in that mini cooper yeah and i love the
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way i love the way that you talk about like guys will be like say the meanest shit to you and then
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they go onto his page and like damn bro you're hot but yeah they're like i know you're so you're
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kind of sexy but i hate your garbage girlfriend like that's so weird crazy weirdo i will say they
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just don't have it in them to like disrespect him yeah they just don't have it in them also if they
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saw him in real life he'd what kill them like beat the shit on them like you said it not me i don't
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know i also do want to say i've never seen a girl that wasn't like too good for a man in a
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relationship have you ever noticed that yeah like everyone absolutely either they're like prettier
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or smarter or funnier or like something's up you know what i mean yeah yeah but maybe that's just
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me like perceiving like my feelings you're right a lot of the time you're right yeah yeah absolutely
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i feel like it it never works i don't know either way yeah it does and that's the crazy part is like
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sometimes men will be like well clearly he's there for the clout and the and the money i'm like
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okay i've known him since i was 14 yeah excuse there it's people don't i don't know i was like
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we were dating before i got big on my favorite content of yours right now is you literally just
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like finding a comment and then showing a picture of them and that's it and that's it and it's just
01:02:55.320
funny i'm like because you know why because they're ugly yeah that's why it's funny and it's okay if we
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say it because if you're awful i'm gonna tell you you're ugly oh my god nine times out of ten it's
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true and they're gonna come for me they're gonna come for me they can't tell you anything you're
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not ugly that's true that's my point like no one can tell you anything because you're not oh my god
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when's the first time i i still remember one time i looked in the mirror and i was like i'm pretty
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is that crazy to say no not at all i was like wait not even a little bit something's happening here
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that's how i was when i was little if you ask my mom and which sounds so fake and not real but
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it's true i want to see the pictures to you and you're crazy like you were talking about on another
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episode like you're like in leggings with like oh my fits my shake it up fits my sunny with the
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chance fits girl all the layers oh my god the layers there you're like an onion like you were
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just like stacking it on yeah like all the jewelry yeah i like my mom wouldn't let me be emo i would
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take her to hot topic please please like get me a studded belt no you're getting a buzz cut when
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you get home and she'd go i remember i was like and i kind of i'm grateful for it yeah i just like
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wish i could have had like a a swoop bang oh girl did you yeah hell yeah i was emo and goth i was like
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an emo i won't say emo five four fifth grade yeah swoop bang a grown man with choppy layers girl
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the way that i literally was i was like that in sixth grade and then i did a hard left and i was
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obsessed with the jonas brothers for the next like three or four years that makes sense my mom supported
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all my endeavors she took me to my very first concert which was the black parade for my chemical
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oh my god it was my very first concert what a great concert when i was 10 yeah so she took me to
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that and then we said we oh i just kidding i like the jonas brothers now okay my mom was like okay
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which one joe i was a nick girl i was a joe so was my sister and now you're both gay
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when you're so right for saying that you're so real remember when he was in camp rock and they
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were like that's what they had flat ironing flat iron dead hair skinny skinny skinny jeans hair
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fried mama what was it with them invest i don't know i'm putting my hands up
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the vibes were chaotic okay this was one of two episodes i have where we didn't even get to the
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videos but there was no need yeah there was no need because the vibes were on the vibes were good
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100 the vibes that we've cultivated here today pristine i had a great time so did i where can
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the amazing rico taquito for being here today i adore you thanks i adore you you're the funniest
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person alive i love you you are you just keep saying shit it's kind of crazy i adore you thank you so
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much for joining me on this episode thank you so much for tuning in and for those of you who want
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