The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

00:00:00.000 there was one dude that just never wore chapstick and i just couldn't do it that was your ick

00:00:03.560 yeah because i told at one point i couldn't take it anymore and i was like do you want some chapstick

00:00:07.500 like maybe he's never heard of it i don't know so then i go do you want some chapstick he's older

00:00:11.600 than me by the way and then he goes oh and he goes no i'm good the ick the ick the ick the i was like

00:00:19.060 frozen in time bitch

00:00:20.540 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your

00:00:29.320 favorite everyone please look at my shirt it's a thirst trap of paul hollywood paul hollywood if

00:00:34.220 you ever see this please invite me to the tent i can't bake but i can tell jokes anyways on to the

00:00:39.320 most important part of every episode which is the amazing guest today i have the one and only

00:00:44.280 riko taquito aka eric

00:00:46.520 hi how's it going good how are you i'm i'm doing okay i'm so happy to have you i'm excited to be

00:00:56.360 here you're amazing i got glammed up i'm sitting on my good side period that's why i said yes i was

00:01:01.620 like you know what redo the set so eric can have his yeah my good side where's the camera

00:01:06.100 no yeah i will and i will viral sound yeah you want me to serve cunt oh you want me to tonight

00:01:13.460 tonight oh that's just a lot of work i can't believe that went far it literally was a slow burn

00:01:20.160 too like it was like i was like flop and then and then it went i was like you that's the tiktok

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00:02:00.820 to yeah she'll kill you and i will and i will believe that but anyways i'm so happy to have you i'm

00:02:07.880 really excited to be here i'm so i feel like you and i have been waiting for this moment forever

00:02:12.620 no i have we have i like i see you cackle on your on your tiktok and i'm like oh we were meant to laugh

00:02:20.220 together like we were meant to like we were meant to make fun of people together like destined i saw

00:02:25.540 it for us have to i found you i want to say pretty early on in like my my tiktok journey was so

00:02:33.020 random because i was such a voyeur in the beginning i was just like watching i didn't make any content at

00:02:37.780 all so i found you pretty early on i was like oh i love him oh he's so funny i love him i think i was

00:02:44.060 one of your first viral ones where you were just like eating someone alive i was like you know what

00:02:49.140 i like her like let me she's right like let me follow i love that we both share a vested interest

00:02:57.540 and hate for men yeah yeah well i am a man there you go but a gay one so i don't know if it's 50

00:03:04.380 percent it's exception honestly yeah there's an exception to the rule i'll take it always

00:03:08.860 straight men they're always on thin ice with me from the beginning there's like some that i like

00:03:14.560 okay yeah i always think you're all guilty until proven innocent that's what i think with men yeah

00:03:20.980 i see that men specifically yeah i feel like the alpha male is your your like opponent my nemesis

00:03:27.660 you're a nemesis yeah i always like categorize them a little bit differently like i have you

00:03:32.760 have like the gym bros then you have like film finance bros yeah and then you have like the the

00:03:40.680 bros who like sit on the fence they're like well i get it but like who play both sides they're in

00:03:47.120 different buckets i kick everyone over every time though yeah i see that for you yeah i'm like i try to

00:03:52.880 think of them as like i never interact with you like when i like i was thinking about my life i

00:03:58.120 was like i don't interact with straight men ever lucky not on purpose like you're all against my

00:04:03.400 will sometimes no but i i have i have girlfriends and i have gay friends and then i have a few

00:04:08.600 straight men i interact with but not like regularly yeah i thought of my brother he doesn't count

00:04:15.840 like that's so funny i think too like with my my boyfriend he like he runs we obviously share

00:04:24.440 friend circles yeah so he's like a lot of times he's like the only straight male that other people

00:04:29.240 interact with too that are like my friends it's just him i know i want to meet him he's so sweet he

00:04:34.420 is he's great yeah he's a very good listener oh really yeah what what's your sign i'm a virgo

00:04:40.340 period but i'm leo leaning like i always say i'm like right on the are you on the cusp no but i

00:04:45.720 wait what's your birthday i'm august 29th so i'm an august august virgo i love that what are you

00:04:52.420 i'm a virgo you are virgo yeah i'm a september virgo oh yeah yeah i've talked a lot of shit on

00:04:58.600 virgo men i will say however virgo straight men yeah there's a difference there really is a difference

00:05:05.140 there is a huge difference you can sense it like i okay i don't like gemini women sometimes

00:05:11.880 something about them really i've just had a few bad experiences i see but then gemini men i feel

00:05:18.940 like i get along with really well also i'm a gemini rising so it's like self-hate like

00:05:22.300 girls it's okay it's yeah that's so funny i get along with i think the people i get along with the

00:05:29.180 most are like libra's tauruses i love a libra me too my man's a libra oh my god

00:05:34.660 is he like kind of an airhead sometimes yeah he's like a himbo oh my god i love that yeah all

00:05:39.580 my libra friends are like so aloof and i'm like that's his whole vibe like you're living in a

00:05:44.600 mystery i'm here for it yeah like my my boyfriend um he has a really bad habit of leaving things on

00:05:51.900 top of the car and then taking off i don't know why i like that so one time he put his phone on top

00:05:59.000 of the car and we had no idea it was it was up there for a while it had to have been because we have

00:06:03.720 like um location sharing yeah so like we saw how far it got and then i think we hit a bump we're on

00:06:10.100 the freeway bitch it was still on the car and then it flew off so then it kept telling us it was on the

00:06:15.160 freeway when we couldn't find it oh my god he was like i think i might have left it on the car and i

00:06:19.240 was like dude so we like we i don't know why we thought we could find it on the freeway we tried

00:06:24.020 like driving by the spot a million times to see it we couldn't and then when we he got a new phone the

00:06:28.540 same day but when he got it he goes i hope i can keep my phone number i go babe that's not that's

00:06:34.400 not that's not how it works you've had the same phone number since you were like nine so you're

00:06:38.480 okay yeah i was like oh no this i started laughing i'm like you you'll have the same phone number i

00:06:43.580 promise that's really funny he was like i've had it for 10 years i'm all i know and you've had many

00:06:48.360 different phones it doesn't matter if it got destroyed on the freeway i feel it's crazy to lose

00:06:53.180 your phone though these days because it's like so important to you it's like oh girl he was

00:06:56.860 distraught he's also though like with libras i feel like too they're very like on they're

00:07:03.720 unaffected by stress of any kind yeah they're very like about everything and i envy it i wish i had

00:07:11.280 that i know they're very stressed about everything they're very chill i feel like virgos are meant to

00:07:15.580 be stressed out that's when you're at your destiny yeah i was like i'll be on the edge like on the edge

00:07:21.000 and i'm like this is i'm at peace though like i don't know like something about it me too um but

00:07:26.260 no one time i got my phone stolen in miami you should have seen me i was like i literally had

00:07:31.600 i was screaming no i put it i was like dancing i was at the gay bar and that's where they rob you

00:07:38.200 because you're drunk why because you're drunk like it's easy target and i remember i like put it in

00:07:43.280 my back pocket and it was like two's like and then i was like let me check it was gone girl i looked

00:07:49.140 around i was like possessed like i was like where is it i was yelling at my friends were like we

00:07:55.680 didn't take it i was it was so bad that would be me yeah that's me that's me when i lose anything

00:08:02.360 because in my head everything has a very specific place so like if if there's something my my man and

00:08:08.420 i share and he goes where is it and i go if it's not in the place you had it last that's how i know for

00:08:14.060 a fact you had it last because sometimes we'll be like well i think you had it last i go no no no

00:08:18.920 drew didn't have it last because if she did it would be in this place and it's not here so clearly

00:08:23.060 that was you and i'm right every single time that's also a real thing yeah being know it all i'm pretty

00:08:28.180 i'm wrong often but i just don't want i don't admit it you know you and me both babe yeah i delude

00:08:32.860 myself i gaslight others into delusion can we talk about delusion let's get into delusion that's the way

00:08:38.940 to live i live in a state like delusion.com is where i'm at i just love it i love it location

00:08:47.260 tagged delusion yeah i wish like my next instagram post you guys watch out no but i like i feel like

00:08:56.440 delusion is the best way to live because who is living in reality like no one actually lives in

00:09:01.220 reality and what is reality who is to say what reality is i could determine what reality is yeah

00:09:06.860 i was telling uh i was talking about that on my podcast with my sister because we did an episode

00:09:11.780 on like dating and we were talking we talked about ghosting like whether or not you like being ghosted

00:09:18.920 or prefer to ghost or whatever and a lot of times people are like i think ghosting is so immature like

00:09:23.120 you should just you know be honest blah blah blah and i think sometimes people lie a little bit

00:09:28.680 i like you man you lie a lot like do you really want to hear someone tell you i don't i'm not attracted

00:09:33.160 to you that's why i don't want to talk to you or would you rather them ghost and then make up

00:09:36.780 your own story no yeah delusion yeah i prefer that part me too i don't want to hear like oh

00:09:42.160 you stink and i didn't like your jokes i don't want to hear that let me live in peace i don't need

00:09:47.480 that information no we could just never talk again i'm okay with that then i tell myself what if he

00:09:52.160 died oh who knows r.i.p that's what you know what kisses to the sky babe do you go do you ghost ever

00:09:58.960 have you ghosted yeah i have i feel like in the past yeah i'm not a big ghoster but i'm like oops

00:10:04.040 forgot i'm not a huge ghoster but i think at the same time i think to myself like i don't owe you

00:10:10.100 anything i don't even know you yeah you know what i mean it's almost like sitting next to someone on

00:10:14.580 the train like do i have to tell you when i get off no no it's not your none of your business like

00:10:18.880 we sat next to each other we made small talk and then here's my stop see ya i don't need to explain

00:10:23.220 to you why i got off the train yeah it's the same thing i feel like after a certain level it's like

00:10:27.060 it's like okay now it makes sense to like let you know exactly but like but that's like when you're

00:10:31.060 dating i'm talking purely like talking stage like i'm not talking like going out and having

00:10:36.800 like a full-on relationship with someone and like yeah seeing them countless times and then

00:10:40.740 disappearing off the face of the earth when you talked about bad dates like have you ever been

00:10:44.780 on a bad date oh my god one i like tell me yours okay so like i think my like a lot of my dates go

00:10:51.620 well because i feel the air like i feel like there's not dead you're you are me and i am you

00:10:57.180 like i could talk to a sandwich bitch i have i i couldn't make conversation for so many people

00:11:03.920 at once i'm like asking questions like oh wow we have so much in common like he didn't say a word

00:11:08.820 like i'm talking to myself truly but like i don't know i i so i like i feel like my bad dates have been

00:11:17.780 like less because in my head like oh we talked the whole time but it's really just me talking yeah but

00:11:22.900 one time i went on a date with this guy and we like kissed at the park and he was like i was like

00:11:28.960 i can't be here i'll never forget too much bad kisser he was a bad kisser and then like he was like

00:11:35.780 that was the most amazing kiss i've ever had in my life and i was like are you you're on i was like

00:11:39.440 i was a peck like in this life are you sure i was like am i that good

00:11:45.140 you know what i saw i saw tiktok about this literally this morning but it was um because

00:11:53.500 this isn't this wasn't a date but i i kissed this one guy once that we went out to like we met at a

00:11:58.420 bar but we knew each other we went to school yeah like college together and he kissed me and it was

00:12:03.180 awful to say the least but i saw a tiktok today that said like sometimes like like straight men kiss

00:12:10.040 with way too much tongue and it's because they're like they watch porn and they think you know what

00:12:15.440 i'm saying it's like they have this hyper sexualized vision of like what it should be what it should feel

00:12:21.380 like like what women like and like this girl was talking about it because she kissed a girl who's

00:12:26.200 who was ended up being strange she was like well what the her boyfriend was there watching it she's

00:12:30.260 and it was the worst kiss ever and i think it's because of how he kisses her yeah she thinks that's how

00:12:35.240 you know what i'm saying and i that's how i felt that night like i was i tasted everything he

00:12:39.960 ate that day because it was disgusting it was so bad i was like oh my god like i felt like i was

00:12:45.660 being attacked i just feel like sometimes people don't have like you just the chemistry isn't there

00:12:50.220 yeah but sometimes i'm like you're just not a good kisser you're like no that was purely a skill thing

00:12:55.780 i was like you know what put in the reps you'll get better just not with me yeah practice with

00:13:00.500 somebody else i don't know i just a bad date i went on was my sister was there it was a double day it

00:13:07.720 was unfortunate for both of us but we went on um it was for prom so like okay long this is a really

00:13:15.400 long story but long story short our my prom date and her prom date my junior and senior year of high

00:13:19.860 school her senior year uh they were not from our city they were from another state they drove over

00:13:26.140 and went to prom with us why i don't know we just we needed dates they wanted to come fine

00:13:32.020 they came and to break the ice we went to like an amusement park to like get to know each other a

00:13:37.920 little bit better wait before prom yeah like the day of prom or it was like a couple days before okay

00:13:43.600 yeah so it was like on like thursday or friday and the prom was on saturday okay like that and so we

00:13:50.020 went and they were so well first of all the one that was with me was a huge misogynist and i could

00:13:57.400 smell it from the moment he got there like yeah he had said something like when he met me in person

00:14:02.080 he's like oh i'm so glad you're not wearing heels because then you'd be taller than me and he's and

00:14:06.360 he said something homophobically he's like that's gay and i was like i'm sorry yeah and i i was like

00:14:10.900 what and then it's like i don't know it's 2011 so you don't think about it you're like well that was

00:14:15.840 rude but i don't know what to do yeah also when you're young like i don't i really honestly

00:14:21.200 straight relationships perplex me i'm so sorry they're so bad i'm like what do women and men

00:14:26.780 have in common and like literally nothing girl i feel like guys i think you've said this before too

00:14:32.320 like guys want a girl that will just like fit into their life and they don't have to change or do

00:14:36.480 anything for them yeah like they're like like they're just like an addition to their life yeah it's

00:14:40.440 like a relationship of convenience yeah it is of like love and passion yeah and i think i've just

00:14:46.500 never like thought of relationships that way like so it's so hard to like conceptualize and so but

00:14:52.780 i think that like that might have been how relationships worked in the past and so that's

00:14:57.780 sure where it all comes from oh i'm sure it's like it's literally like convenience on both ends

00:15:02.560 like she needs a bank account and he needs a wife yeah there you go and that just seems so crazy

00:15:07.680 to me i don't know i like it's crazy it well when i went with this guy like we went to

00:15:12.280 knott's berry farm or something and when we were driving like they don't talk and like my sister's

00:15:18.020 shy so that i i can't stand the silence so i have to fill it a girl i was talking for four people i was

00:15:24.600 like yeah what'd you do what would you do yesterday oh that's cool that's cool what about this like i'm

00:15:28.340 like i'm like doing an interview like barbara walters bitch i'm like where are you from what do you

00:15:32.540 what sign are you what are you this what are that and then at one point he goes you don't have to

00:15:36.360 talk we enjoy the silence and it was rude and he said that and i go well i don't like the silence

00:15:42.340 so if i have to talk to myself then i will and then it was awkward and that's on me i just like

00:15:47.900 gonna take it my like that's sometimes i'm with my boyfriend and i realize i've been talking for 10

00:15:53.140 minutes he has a set of things and then i look at him and he's like he's like he i feel like he's

00:15:59.500 slumped over that i'm like oh yeah i burned him out like he hit his limit with me like i needed

00:16:04.260 and then i'm like i'm just sitting there in my thoughts like what was i even saying dude oh my

00:16:09.400 god sometimes my boyfriend like i was just telling my mom this the other day i'll talk and i'll start

00:16:15.480 with like i wanted to tell him something i saw on instagram yeah and i'll end up talking about like

00:16:22.700 the japanese imperial army how did i get there i literally was like wait and i'll go i'll literally

00:16:28.320 go on this crazy journey it'll take me 30 minutes he'll listen to the entire thing and then at the end

00:16:33.140 he goes what were you telling me originally like something about instagram i go oh right yeah

00:16:37.340 like that's how i talk to him i'm the worst like because he doesn't have tiktok i'm like mine didn't

00:16:43.280 either forever i'm trying to describe tiktok to him and i'm like well then there was other one and

00:16:48.020 then i'm like let me just show you and then i go i'm like this one's so i'm like and then he's like

00:16:52.540 just show me the video like please and like i'm the same way where i'm like i just lose my train of

00:16:59.320 thought and he's like you need to figure out i know and sometimes or sometimes i'll start a

00:17:03.780 sentence i'm like you know what i was thinking the other day and then he'll be like what and i just

00:17:08.220 don't finish the sentence because i started doing something else and then he goes what were you

00:17:12.400 thinking and i go what yeah like i start gaslighting him i'm like i wasn't even talking like he goes you

00:17:17.540 just said something and you didn't finish the sentence sometimes i'll be talking and he goes if you

00:17:21.600 don't finish that sentence i'm gonna kill myself because i literally talk about 72 things yeah and then

00:17:27.880 i'd never finish the original thoughts and like i was like i started sleep talking

00:17:32.580 and i would wake my boyfriend and say you were saying some of your sleep and i was like i can't

00:17:37.460 even shut up when i'm asleep like you just have so many thoughts we gotta get them off do you have

00:17:42.100 crazy dreams yeah i do i have like the craziest i have very vivid dreams like they're very real once

00:17:48.100 i was like where did that come from what did that mean like why was i driving it like there was no

00:17:53.020 reason i was crashing a blimp like do you know what i mean like yeah he doesn't remember dreams

00:17:57.460 ever yeah and he doesn't my boyfriend doesn't really either sometimes i think that he just like

00:18:02.240 spawned one day because i'll tell him do you remember this like do you remember this show when

00:18:07.880 we were because he's only a year older than me we're the same age like yeah he goes i've never heard

00:18:12.700 of that in my life i'm like you've never heard of this i'll give you a perfect example i was trying to

00:18:18.660 explain this meme i saw on twitter that was like most of you think you were like cassie or maddie

00:18:24.700 from euphoria when all of you bitches were coconut head from nancy classified i didn't know who coconut

00:18:29.580 head was he didn't even hear of that show i was like you know coconut head he goes are you just

00:18:34.020 saying words to me are you like i'm like no it's like a character he goes from what i go nancy

00:18:38.780 classified school survival guy and he goes you're just making things up like he literally was like

00:18:42.720 what is that that i had to look it up bitch he's never he's never even heard of that

00:18:48.420 that's wild was that on nick yes yeah i i had a friend and she was only allowed to watch

00:18:53.920 one hour of tv at like a day and so she would watch zach and cody and she's like i don't get

00:18:59.640 any of the spongebob references like i've never watched spongebob that's a sad life but at least

00:19:03.400 she knows what it is yeah that's really crazy but he has watched spongebob so that's why i'm like

00:19:08.680 you were on nick like yeah like that's why i said sometimes i think he just skipped a bunch of steps

00:19:12.660 like he closed his eyes when he was nine and woke up and he was 28 like i just like sometimes i think

00:19:17.260 that that's really nesting classified was such a good show too i know that's what i'm saying like

00:19:22.800 you've never heard i feel like nick back then was so like all the kids shows were so good yeah

00:19:28.100 like unbeatable oh my god hannah montana were you like you're a little bit older than me right

00:19:33.440 oh girl well i don't know how old are you i'm 26 i'm 27 oh you're 27 yeah a little bit yeah girl

00:19:41.200 are you trying to make me sound like i'm 30 you're 45 older than me right what year were you

00:19:47.320 born 72 yeah i'm 27 i just turned 27 okay so were you like were you in the hannah montana era were

00:19:54.040 you like above it do you know what i mean no i was in it i was a little bit older yeah in it i loved

00:19:59.240 hannah montana i remember when it premiered and i was supposed to go on a boy scout trip and like i

00:20:03.240 should know when i was gay right then because i was like i don't want to go on the trip hannah

00:20:06.660 montana's coming out and i'll never forget like i'll never forget i was so dramatic my dad's like

00:20:11.100 get in the car and i was like it's playing right now like you're all and the boy scouts

00:20:16.960 the boy scouts yeah that's what i'm saying no i'm kidding okay i i learned how to do knots

00:20:21.560 i made a fire once like i don't know i uh were you in a girl scouts or no i did girl scouts one year

00:20:30.500 um well we tried i remember we went to the intro meeting and it was chaos in there like

00:20:36.600 all the kids were just running it was almost like the girl scouts that i was like where i

00:20:41.280 was at it was almost like it was just a babysitting program so they would just like drop off all the

00:20:45.860 kids and my mom saw and she was like nah yeah we just left we just we went to the intro meeting and

00:20:50.900 it wasn't we weren't featuring it so we left my sister was in the girl scouts and one time she had

00:20:57.040 to make she had to sew a renaissance gown so she go to the renaissance fair and that was her

00:21:01.860 breaking point i remember she put that dress i quit and she started crying and i was like this

00:21:08.640 is the funniest day of my life she was in that renaissance like shitty homemade renaissance gown

00:21:15.160 i'm like girl take that off girl she had to go to the renaissance fair zeroes across the board but

00:21:20.380 the cookies are so good they are fire it's hard to be uh like what i like the ones that like what do

00:21:26.100 they they look like a donut and they have coconut on them oh they're forget the name they used to be

00:21:30.720 called samoa's but now they're called something else those are those are my favorite those ones

00:21:35.940 are fire yeah speaking of renaissance kind of when i was in like fifth grade we did this uh project

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00:22:13.200 teacher night or whatever yeah um where our open house i forget what it's called when everyone comes

00:22:18.160 to school at night and we had to do this project and you had to pick a historical figure that you

00:22:23.140 admire oh and you had to do a lot of research on them and you had to write a little

00:22:27.500 like monologue of theirs like like a biography i think i was it like the museum or you had to like

00:22:33.360 dress up as them or no yeah yeah yeah yeah so you had to you had to dress up as them and then like

00:22:37.820 pose and then someone would come and like press your button and then you'd have to reset your yeah

00:22:42.220 yeah yeah yeah okay so i'm so glad because sometimes when i tell people that they're like

00:22:45.620 that's not real i'm like i'm telling you i did it in fifth grade but like everyone picked like

00:22:50.320 i don't know people picked like rosa parks or like thomas edison or whatever who are you

00:22:56.300 girl i picked king george the third which is the worst king in english monarch history

00:23:02.580 he was horrible oh my god and it's someone you admire i don't know why i pick i have like a weird

00:23:10.320 thing with british royals i'm like obsessed with them i just think they're so fascinating because it's

00:23:13.860 like white people business and i like to be in it you know what i'm saying but i remember like my

00:23:18.680 teacher called my mom and was like i just i don't know why she would like maybe maybe we

00:23:26.280 try something out my mom was like i mean if it's not offensive like just let her express herself i

00:23:32.260 don't know what to tell you like my mom was like let her do it and so i did it and i talked about

00:23:36.580 how awful i was and i was like i was a terrible king that is so and i ruled for a long time i think

00:23:42.260 i picked abraham lincoln i kind of stand by that choice that's a good one but i remember i had the

00:23:47.040 cotton balls on my head did they do them you had to make a wig yeah i did i made a wig out of cotton

00:23:51.520 balls i look like trash there's a picture of it somewhere i'm like oh my mom made me my whole

00:23:57.520 costume like i had to dress like a man obviously me gender bending at 10 years old i was the only

00:24:04.040 girl who was a man on top of that why i don't know i was also 5 4 when i was 10 so i'm sure that was

00:24:09.820 horrifying to see that's really crazy like a young man and so i remember we did it we did a day where

00:24:16.660 we had to like if if you wanted to recite it in front of all the classes you could yeah and if

00:24:21.500 you did an accent you got extra points and not even for the points just to be the center of

00:24:26.600 attention i did it yeah i did it first and i did it with the accent that's pretty iconic that's

00:24:32.720 probably like someone in in their class is like traumatized from that experience and they're like

00:24:36.640 this one time this girl they're in therapy right now this girl from my class freak she was 6'3

00:24:41.220 and she had the worst on her way to the nba yeah literally literally girl that's how menacing i

00:24:48.640 feel like when we're little kids we have no idea like what we're doing no i was so gay i was so

00:24:54.880 gay there's like a video of me at my birthday party and my dad's hanging up my pinata latino and

00:24:59.940 and he um and he's like do you like the pinata and i was like yeah i'm like that little slur like

00:25:07.340 that oh my god that's what that's when i came out to my mom i'm sobbing my my dad's and like

00:25:14.660 my mom was like looking like at my dad and my dad's like looking and i was like i'm gay and they're

00:25:18.680 like yeah they're like yeah here's a kleenex like i was like they knew i waited so long oh sorry

00:25:27.440 i was like where's the reaction girl hello yeah something i don't know i was like i just needed to

00:25:34.500 be dramatic you know like i just needed in that moment moment i needed the drama but like for me

00:25:40.200 yeah i was i was such a like i was so upfront about my emotions and like i was so confrontational

00:25:48.140 from a very very young age so like when people are like she just does that for likes and attention

00:25:53.260 if you've known me at all like i've always in fact i was worse when i was younger because i had

00:25:58.200 like no fear yeah but like when i was i think in like sixth grade like this uh kid like grabbed my

00:26:04.440 sister's ass and it made her cry and when i saw that i said who was it and so i walked up i'm small

00:26:12.800 at this point i hadn't hit my growth spurt yet so i was tiny i walked up behind him he had a backpack on

00:26:19.120 girl i two hands shoved him to the ground like i shoved him and then i started i jumped on top of him

00:26:25.220 and started like trying to hit him but they pulled me off of him and then i was like i'll kill you

00:26:30.020 i'll literally kill you that slay no so then i went home i agree and then i told my mom said tell me

00:26:37.540 what happens i told her and then she was she told me she was proud of me and then she said my advice

00:26:41.900 to you is don't tell people you're gonna kill them that's a threat yeah you could go to jail for that

00:26:45.500 just if you're hitting them whatever you know i mean i'll fix it after that but like just don't tell

00:26:49.620 i'm like noted i did that when i was in sixth grade so how old are you in sixth grade like 11 11 10

00:26:56.460 yeah there you go yeah see like i'm not confrontational at all i was like i'm not really

00:27:02.500 not even virgo and gemini rising yeah what's your moon uh pisces oh emotional yeah i'm a cancer moon

00:27:10.200 yeah okay you're crazy yeah that makes oh my god it all adds up and i'm a sagittarius rising

00:27:14.700 oh yeah yeah it adds up it does add up they got stacked like it makes sense but no i've like i

00:27:23.000 was even in football yeah i remember that i was yeah i was what was it you play in football i was

00:27:28.320 the center and so that's girl what are you doing being a center i was the center okay well when i was

00:27:34.560 younger i was a little like shorter and like wider okay so like they're like okay he'll be harder to

00:27:39.160 push down that's why i said you're so small like being a center i'm petite no like i actually i was

00:27:47.180 like when everyone started getting really big like the like linemen started getting really big i was

00:27:51.660 like oh that didn't happen to me i um but no i was a center and i i think arguably the gayest

00:27:57.460 position you can be because they put their hand right there

00:28:01.040 up your booty like on there's a pad yeah but they they put it right

00:28:06.880 and you have to hike the ball i was like that's gay like that's the gayest position you could be

00:28:12.840 right hands all up in there it was like it was meant to be that i was gay because like

00:28:16.780 hands up in there they're breathing down your neck

00:28:18.940 this is too much it was a gay awakening for me or something i was also really bad at football like

00:28:26.440 really i was like okay i wouldn't i didn't know any of the plays we do quizzes i was like what

00:28:31.460 which one's the ball like i have no clue i was just playing to play i was just there for a good time

00:28:37.880 not a long time yeah did you play sports yes girl i'm someone i played all the sports that's like in

00:28:43.540 my bloodline what was your favorite thing i think well i grew up playing soccer oh me too which is so

00:28:49.320 shocking when people hear that because i'd be the i'm the biggest soccer player you've ever seen in your

00:28:53.460 life because i was huge when i was younger too but um i played that most of my life and then

00:28:58.600 i loved volleyball volleyball was my favorite sport i threw uh like discus and shot put in high school

00:29:06.120 yeah i did that i was awful i was so bad that was the one sport i didn't care about at all so i just

00:29:12.960 did it to get a letter because i made varsity yeah and then i would just dick around the whole time

00:29:17.420 because my sister was on the team billy was on the team with us my boyfriend oh okay we were all on

00:29:21.880 varsity together so i literally did it to letter and so i wouldn't have to run because that was like

00:29:26.040 oh my god that's so funny track you have to run i'm like that hell no i'm not running so i did like

00:29:30.920 shot put in discus and like some i was so awful i would i would foul every single time i never

00:29:37.160 is that one where you spin the discus yeah the discus where you spin and you you toss the little

00:29:41.280 disc they had that at your school that you had like where you were in the sport every time i did it i threw

00:29:45.880 it into the net and then my coach would be like and i just yeah and i was like and then i'd go sit

00:29:51.160 down and buy snacks and eat yeah no i was like i did not i tried out for soccer once i did make it

00:29:57.880 and i was like that's it my life's over i was like really dramatic about it and i like honestly didn't

00:30:04.360 even try at tryouts i was like i was like and then you're wondering why you didn't make it why did i

00:30:08.400 make it and everyone's so good i'm like what happened to me i don't know i did like i did

00:30:15.240 travel soccer travel ball like with soccer from the age of seven i started playing at a very like

00:30:22.420 oh that's high level yeah i played a like uh club soccer for a little bit and it was really fun um i

00:30:29.260 don't know if i was like the best like i'm not gonna be i'm not gonna sit here and lie i did i won a few

00:30:36.000 games i got a few goals but i'm not gonna say your life i was midfielder oh period bitch oh so

00:30:41.540 much running i girl one of when my family would come watch me because the concept of me playing

00:30:46.760 soccer was so foreign because a lot of someone girls do not play soccer they play like volleyball

00:30:50.760 basketball softball those are like the main ones so when my family would come watch me they'd be

00:30:54.920 like that's a lot of running because it's like on average you don't touch the ball for like

00:30:59.140 an hour like you're just running in circles i know it's like tap and pass if that yeah yeah i played

00:31:05.460 that for a long long long time played soccer for a long time i like miss feeling super athletic

00:31:09.840 like i would be running i if you put me in a soccer game now i'd be out of breath in 10 minutes

00:31:14.180 oh girl like five minutes oh yeah you and me both bitch i would never last no i like used to play

00:31:19.920 indoor soccer with my friends too i started a started indoor team in high school called los tigres

00:31:25.380 why why i don't know why and i was like i'm latina like i need to like make it a spanish i don't know

00:31:34.400 why anyways i like literally was so bad like i just like i don't know why did it for funsies yeah

00:31:41.300 yeah i missed like believing in myself despite how obviously uh like bad i was at things you know

00:31:47.160 what i mean like that was like the fun bring back that feeling yeah delusion delusion at its finest

00:31:53.720 i like that thing i was like you should be as delusional as jennifer lopez because that's a spire

00:31:59.520 period i i think about that a lot i'm like i wonder what she thinks like what she tells herself people

00:32:06.900 are saying that's so crazy i loved i'd have to pack it in at this point if i were her but like

00:32:11.760 whatever she's just like doing shit now like i don't know like she just does shit like i kind of

00:32:17.360 do what you gotta do i guess okay i loved her in selena the movie but now everyone like kind of makes

00:32:23.480 fun of her all the time and i can't help but laugh because it's just like kind of it's kind of funny

00:32:27.880 i'm not i get why people are mad at her so i like i don't know i can't even my favorite video is her

00:32:34.200 at the award she's like man and like i was like and then there's a clip of her of taylor swift after

00:32:41.560 that being like she speaks spanish oh my god so funny like oh my god it's just like so funny

00:32:48.340 girl yeah there's not enough representation of someone people yeah you're like the biggest one

00:32:54.300 in the rock yeah in the rock just the two of us and we met oh you met him yeah i interviewed him

00:33:01.100 oh my god at the black adam premiere oh that's so amazing he seems really nice he was very nice i

00:33:07.480 can't believe his trajectory from like the wwe up to like up to now girl i know he's so he's very

00:33:13.020 very nice and he was um so like such a dad yeah he's got such dad energy which i vibe with i think

00:33:20.680 that's nice have you seen his like cheat days on instagram girl i'm all up in i love love following

00:33:27.580 people that post things that are so far left of my own life yeah i'm obsessed with some people like that

00:33:34.440 yeah like there are some people i follow from like before my platform and everything and i can

00:33:39.560 never unfollow them because i'm like i just need to see what you're up to i started following like

00:33:43.660 love island people just because i'm like you live in a different world than me and like i really like

00:33:49.720 it's like the opposite of who i am it's like same island person so that's your rock that's yeah

00:33:54.620 essentially he's so like cheat meal and it's literally like the craziest thing you've ever seen

00:33:59.700 yeah like homemade banana french toast and it's like this big yeah i don't know how he does it

00:34:05.800 but he's so jacked i go to the gym once and i'm like i kind of look like that like it's not true

00:34:11.900 you're all i gotta give people a chance maybe i'll stop going for a while

00:34:15.040 oh my god we're so off topic oh wait let's go back to what we were gonna talk about yeah

00:34:20.100 we were on topic for a minute being in love with a man that's our topic for today we never did

00:34:24.940 anyone even say it no i was gonna say but then we kept talking which i love yeah but anyways that's

00:34:30.640 our topic for today like being in love with a man like why it's so hard relationships dating all of

00:34:35.380 that which we did cover because we're both in love with men yes two separate men what's the hardest

00:34:40.560 part for you i would say because i'm in like a heterosexual relationship i would say the hardest part

00:34:48.380 for our relationship in particular was like communication yeah that was the hardest part like

00:34:53.900 you know communicating in ways that works for both of us because like i'm a very like let's

00:34:58.940 talk about it now kind of person and then squash it he's like i need time to think about it and then

00:35:04.700 when you need time that makes me think you don't love me anymore so like you need to like show me

00:35:08.860 that you love me by talking to me and that's like unhealthy to see it that way so that was the hardest

00:35:13.800 part i think yeah i think communication like in relationships in general is the biggest factor

00:35:19.100 it's the biggest hurdle for whether like it's going well or not i agree and like um i thought

00:35:24.300 it was so funny that there was a topic today was was like like being in love with a man and yesterday

00:35:29.900 me and my i got the email about the topic and me and my boyfriend were in the middle of a fight and

00:35:34.500 i was like i don't know if i can do it i don't know we'll see by tomorrow but i'm also like i don't

00:35:41.080 want to say anything that i don't mean and i'm gonna regret same like i just don't want to blurt out

00:35:45.760 anything or say something stupid like yeah i'm like i really do want to get it out in a way that

00:35:51.380 he'll understand and i know i'm saying it how i really feel same and so i will take like a little

00:35:57.800 bit of time to collect myself but when i'm not talking when i get quiet he's like what the hell

00:36:02.380 is going on like like i mean it's just like he's like what are you okay and i'm like yeah i think i

00:36:08.560 just like i think so quickly yeah that i'm like he he's told me before he's like you just think

00:36:15.060 so fast and you talk so fast and then i i can't keep up and i just don't know what to say

00:36:20.160 because i'm like what do you mean you don't know what to say because i've already calculated all the

00:36:24.280 things i want to say and so i'm learning now that time is good space is good like not talking for a

00:36:31.300 little is okay it all depends like i've talked about with people who have asked me about like how

00:36:37.460 to sustain relationships especially with men as as women who are femmes who love men i would say like

00:36:43.980 i was telling him arguing is healthy fighting isn't yeah fighting is not productive it's mean

00:36:50.120 it's pointed arguing is like you trying to communicate an emotion or a feeling to your

00:36:55.900 partner and you feel like they're not listening or validating you so i was saying like that it all

00:37:01.180 ties together with communication but like when we would fight it was normally about that like

00:37:06.240 trying to communicate yeah and i think that like are you're right arguing is okay yeah i think i've

00:37:12.920 never even been in like a screaming match with anyone like yeah i'm like if you start yelling

00:37:16.860 at me i'm not gonna be there like i'm just not gonna deal with that you leave yeah yeah i just i'm

00:37:21.100 like i'm not gonna yell at you it's not that serious like i i can't even imagine myself like

00:37:26.520 screaming at someone like that um but i just think like i i fight i don't think i've ever me and

00:37:32.960 my boyfriend have always worked through stuff in a way that like we end the fight or like the

00:37:36.960 argument in like a healthy place same i've never been in a relationship like that usually or like you

00:37:42.380 know i've only been in three relationships yeah like this is like the most serious one

00:37:45.940 have you been in more than none as serious as this yeah yeah say you're just like me yeah it's like

00:37:52.460 it's it's i wouldn't count i wouldn't even count anything before to be honest like this is like my

00:37:57.600 first real real real serious relationship is what i would say yeah same with me one thing i can't

00:38:03.460 imagine is like living with someone else like like living and dating really like not yet i just moved

00:38:09.720 into my own apartment that's true and i'm like rooms a lot growing up um since you have siblings

00:38:14.720 no we never shared like okay that's good well actually when i was like really little up until

00:38:19.260 i was like five like we were in a smaller house i shared a room with my i think my brother and then

00:38:23.720 we moved to an apartment and then we moved to a house got it and i think when we moved into the

00:38:27.780 house which i grew up in like we got our own rooms oh that's nice yeah well actually so my grandma

00:38:33.100 was supposed to move in with us and she passed away oh no we all got our own rooms so but it's

00:38:39.220 okay i don't want to say like well that's not what are you supposed to say to that that's like

00:38:46.420 unnecessary detail i just want to be like okay okay yeah moving on i just didn't know how to be like

00:38:52.460 well that's nice like because it's not nice no it's not i mean that's that's cool that you have

00:38:58.260 i think i need my i'm like realizing now more than ever like personal space something i really

00:39:02.920 need like really time to recharge like by myself with no one else in my house i'm like this is real

00:39:08.880 nice i feel that yeah i think that's fair i live with my boyfriend now we've lived together for a

00:39:14.280 while we live together in a house now we used to live in like with his parents before like during

00:39:19.800 the pandemic we lived like with his family and we had our own obviously our own room room together

00:39:25.900 yeah but uh we live in our own house now which is nice i think it's like it's it it is very

00:39:32.300 different though when you spend the night at each other's houses versus living together because like

00:39:36.560 some people are like oh why don't we just move in i'm like it's very different it seems like yeah

00:39:41.660 like it's very different from spending the night like when you're always there versus you live there

00:39:46.760 those are two very different things yeah so it's like it's definitely a test like a test for your

00:39:51.560 relationship so i was like i don't think i'll be ready for a while and i don't think he will either

00:39:55.660 even though we're like which is good how long have you guys been together a year like so we met in

00:40:00.020 march of like 2021 or 2020 okay i think oh wait no no no that's wrong 2021 2021 so it's been like

00:40:08.580 uh almost two years of like knowing each other like really closer um but we didn't start dating until

00:40:13.560 i was on my birthday and i was like i was crying i was like i want you to be my boyfriend and he was

00:40:17.840 like okay a love story how did you how did you like did he ask you to be yeah his girlfriend yeah

00:40:24.620 yeah like i don't know no we we uh how'd you guys meet like well you met in school and then

00:40:30.560 how'd you guys re-meet well it's a long story but i'll keep it short basically he had blown me off

00:40:38.160 like we were friends so we would get like lunch like colleagues like grown men we'd be like let's

00:40:43.060 meet for our annual lunch um when i would come home from school because i went to school in hoi

00:40:47.100 so when i would come home we would like get lunch occasionally and we'd catch up and then we'd be

00:40:52.060 like deuces see you next year and then uh he blew me off like three times in a row because like

00:40:57.660 of random ancillary outside factors i'd be like each time he canceled it would be a little bit closer

00:41:04.000 so like the first time it was like a couple days i was like oh that's fine uh the next time it was

00:41:09.040 the day of i was like okay and then the next time it was literally an hour past and i was like

00:41:14.560 we're done like and then the final straw for me was like he had gone to hawaii he said he wanted

00:41:20.160 to get dinner blah blah blah and then he just never showed up and he was supposed to bring

00:41:24.380 somebody else like a few other people yeah and then he he told me what happened after the fact

00:41:29.480 but i was so over it at that point i was like we're not even that close i literally told him

00:41:33.820 we're not even really friends so like if you never hit me up again that's fine like i was like never

00:41:38.700 talk to me again i never want to hang out with you again and we didn't talk for like two years

00:41:42.240 and then when i graduated from college he started like kind of hitting me up a little bit like he would

00:41:48.540 comment on my pictures and i was like i would because i was so petty and i would see it i would

00:41:52.580 just delete them because it was so oh my god the drama and he would text me be like did you delete

00:41:59.560 my comment and i just wouldn't answer oh my god petty girl and then he kept hitting me up like hey when

00:42:05.040 you get home we should hang out and i was like no hell no i'm not doing that and then he hit me up

00:42:09.920 like three or four five times like fifth time he hit me up again he's like i know you're really mad at

00:42:15.460 me like please give me a chance to make it up to you i'm really sorry about what happened and i'll

00:42:19.100 explain everything and then i was with my mom and i was like should i hang out with this guy

00:42:23.300 what should i do and my mom was like i mean go see him if he still sucks and at least you get a free

00:42:28.260 meal i was like true that is true true you're so real for that and then we went and jokes on me i fell

00:42:34.260 in love so there you go yeah that's why he says like if i didn't keep hitting her up like we never

00:42:39.160 would have dated which is true yeah he chased me period that's how it should be right like yeah

00:42:45.380 that's how it happened that's cute and it was radio silence like that's why i always say enemies

00:42:49.260 to lovers oh yeah that is really crazy arc i love that you held on to the grudge for years years

00:42:57.320 years girl years that's one of those things that like i always say about samuan people like one thing

00:43:02.940 about a samuan person i'm gonna hold a grudge to death bitch till death like have you ever seen

00:43:07.500 hobbs and shaw no the way i'm like doing the marketing for that movie and i have it he's the

00:43:14.260 rocks in it so i've seen it but it's like there's a part where he goes to samua to go see his family

00:43:19.400 and like he like betrayed his brother or whatever and he's like the fate of the world's at stake like

00:43:24.040 that's the part of the movie and then the he's like everyone will die and then his brother goes good

00:43:28.700 i'll let everyone die before i help you and i said nice to see yourself represented in film

00:43:32.520 that's literally me that's so funny that's such a samuan trait like a grudge girl they never forget

00:43:41.960 i'm like i'm easy i like let things go which is crazy because typically i am like that like once

00:43:49.080 it's done it's done that's how i typically handle conflict but i think that was the universe's way

00:43:53.520 of telling me that he was gonna be in my life forever yeah which is why i could not let it go

00:43:57.940 do you feel like it was like meant to be yeah that i mean like yeah this is the first like i feel

00:44:02.380 like it's meant to be with my boyfriend we like ran into each other and then or like we met through

00:44:07.120 mutual friends and then i really liked he had these shoes i really like they're like these martine rose

00:44:11.440 like nike collab they look like bubble gum oh love and they're really cute anyways i was like i love

00:44:15.940 your shoes and he's like and then and then i saw him and i was like oh that's like a pretty boy like

00:44:22.000 he's so handsome yeah and so we were walking to the party together and like the whole group was

00:44:26.680 ahead of us we were like talking and walking and then i remember we got to like the rooftop party

00:44:32.420 and we like split ways i got hammered i got hammered and i was like going i was like hanging

00:44:37.240 out by the edge and he's like you should not be over there he like pulled me away and i was like

00:44:42.100 he saved my life romance that's so funny you say that i got absolutely shit-faced on the first three

00:44:50.100 dates with him oh really because i was nervous because he had been my friend for so long that i was

00:44:55.600 like this isn't date yeah you know what i mean i know what you mean it's like what is it called

00:45:00.940 like a social lubricant yeah it was like a courage thing yeah which i didn't typically need but i was

00:45:06.660 just so like this is not a date and it was funny because when i saw him again for the first time in

00:45:11.200 like two years he never really used social media at all so i had no idea what he looked like other

00:45:17.160 than like what i knew he looked like yeah and when i saw him he had grown his hair out and i love

00:45:22.300 long hair like i long hair on men i think that's the polynesian in me yeah but that's like my

00:45:27.200 favorite on men so when i saw him i was like damn it when i said i was like god damn and when i saw

00:45:33.860 him even my dad my dad literally when my dad saw him my dad hadn't seen him in like eight years

00:45:38.680 yeah my dad goes he looks good to me that's so funny don't tell me that i know when i'm still being

00:45:44.760 mad when dad says stuff i'm like oh my god you mean it like you just like real you're so real for

00:45:48.920 that yeah my mom would support me through anything she'd be like same she'd be like i think she'd be a

00:45:54.180 little honest but she she would be my mom would always tell me if i was being insane like even

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00:47:03.940 she'll tell me like that was kind of on you yeah i'm like damn you think she goes yeah that was you

00:47:09.280 i'm trying to spin the story and i'm like whose side are you on i'm trying to spin the story i was

00:47:15.200 like but no and then she's like i started making shit up yeah yeah but but then see this is the part

00:47:21.340 i didn't tell you meanwhile he was doing this like he wasn't doing that shit i was like making she's

00:47:29.040 like all of a sudden huh yeah oh my gosh okay so anyways being in love yeah being in love being in

00:47:35.900 love with a man do you believe in soulmates i like i don't know if i like think it's a thing i

00:47:40.800 think that some a lot of people are really compatible yeah and like like people are meant

00:47:46.260 to be in your life in a way yeah like i didn't text my boyfriend back or like when we met i didn't

00:47:51.760 text like i was so hung over the next day i like just forgot to text him and then two days went by

00:47:55.960 and i was like it's too late yeah and then we he literally eight people showed up to my best

00:48:01.620 friend's apartment and like we he was one of them and i was like ruben like yeah the odds of him

00:48:08.100 being there were so slim it was like the most random thing in the world yeah and i was like i kind

00:48:12.700 of felt like oh it was like i was meant to see him again and it was like two weekends back to back

00:48:17.420 and i just never seen him before never like anything and i just felt like now that looking

00:48:23.340 back i'm like oh it's meant to be but i don't know if i believe in like a soulmate yeah but i believe

00:48:28.880 in soulmates like both romantically and platonically yeah i believe that i also think too that there's

00:48:35.020 like i think like sometimes people are afraid to say that they believe in soulmates yeah because

00:48:42.160 either there's a great risk to like losing them or never finding them so i think that sometimes people

00:48:48.460 don't want to say that they believe in it for fear that it could be real yeah you know what i mean

00:48:53.140 it's almost like i don't want to confirm it because if i do then it becomes real and what if you

00:48:57.280 know what i mean the what ifs like eat you alive a little bit but like when i started dating my

00:49:01.980 boyfriend i tried to get a job in hawaii because i graduated from school and typically speaking i

00:49:06.500 should have like logistically statistically i should have gotten a job the pool is so much smaller there

00:49:11.520 and i had so many connections yeah i could not get hired like nobody would hire me and i felt so like

00:49:18.200 frustrated with it because i was like if i move back home i have to go move back in with my parents i feel

00:49:21.940 like i'm gonna start over like yeah i was being an adult for four four and a half years like this

00:49:27.100 sucks and then i like know now like i literally moved back home and then like a couple weeks later

00:49:31.940 i hung out with him for the first time so that was literally the universe like pushing me to go back

00:49:36.440 home because i had to meet him so i know i feel like i get pointed towards people and like certain

00:49:42.600 and certain people are meant to be in my life same and i think my boyfriend is meant to be in my life

00:49:47.280 but i think the the part about a soulmate for me that i i don't know if it's like how i perceive a

00:49:53.200 soulmate but it's like you complete each other yeah and i i don't know if i i think that like i need

00:49:58.620 anyone to complete you i feel you i feel also to be in a healthy relationship you just have to love

00:50:04.740 yourself first like more than anyone could ever love you yeah you have to just and i think it took me

00:50:10.100 a really long time to get there and so to give credit to someone else yeah yeah like them completing

00:50:16.440 i see it as like an infinity stone yeah it's one of the ones you collect you know what i'm saying

00:50:20.820 it's not the only one yeah but it's one of them where you're like that's mine yeah and then you

00:50:26.060 add it to your little gauntlet of all the other things you want to achieve in life the ring that

00:50:30.120 was your that's my that's my literal do you and your boyfriend like the same content like the same

00:50:36.980 exact kind of tv shows and movies and stuff like that yeah yeah we're pretty aligned honestly there

00:50:42.700 are some things that he like like when it comes to tv there's like i think one show that he's

00:50:47.740 watched without me and it's like i think it's the boys the boys is that the name of it yeah the boys

00:50:52.980 i don't know but he said it's good like but he watched it without me and even though i don't think

00:50:59.500 i would ever watch it i was still like why would you do that why would you watch that without me

00:51:02.920 even though i wasn't like heartbroken about the show itself but other than that we're pretty aligned

00:51:07.720 honestly yeah on what we like me and my boyfriend we're pretty aligned but he sometimes i'm like i

00:51:13.620 don't know what you're on he he also he studied mandarin in college oh cool and he lived in china

00:51:19.460 and he like i think he has he really really likes like asian culture because he lived there and he

00:51:24.640 was like he went to taiwan for a summer like he's just been and so he's all about k-pop and i just

00:51:31.120 i'm so sorry i just can't i like k-pop i don't come for me don't come for me i was gonna say

00:51:37.340 whatever you say if it's negative i'm not no but i'm afraid of them like he loves luna luna was

00:51:44.300 like oh cool was his top artist i'm pretty sure or one of them in like his spotify yeah and i i i'm

00:51:51.880 just i like luna but not to hit that level you know he's up there i'm like wow i think that's cute

00:51:59.080 i don't we when it comes to music we're pretty aligned too i would say i think like there are some

00:52:06.380 things that i'll show him or he'll show me but it's always in the same vein of like stuff that

00:52:10.240 we really like mutually i just haven't seen it but there's a lot like for me like i love broadway

00:52:16.640 i love show tunes like he does not like that not even a little and he tries he does try but he does

00:52:23.100 not although i will say i did take him and like my whole family we went and saw six on broadway

00:52:28.020 in new york six like the number six yeah girl so good oh my god really if anyone wants to see

00:52:33.880 broad i highly recommend that show but i've been listening to that album at the gym lately oh really

00:52:39.260 yeah but uh he really liked that one whereas typically he doesn't love them but he'll he like

00:52:45.260 like one time he took me to a broadway show because i love broadway but it was hello dolly so

00:52:49.400 it's a very old one and it's yeah he didn't love it but he took me because he knows i love broadway

00:52:54.340 but six he loved highly recommend okay very good i you know the movie musical chicago yeah girl that

00:53:02.160 i think that turned me gay i think like i i don't really love broad i'm not like a broadway gay

00:53:08.740 really i i love broadway but i'm not like all about it i feel you yeah you know like we're probably the

00:53:14.420 same level like yeah it's fun to go i like you know enough yeah you're not like super super in tune

00:53:20.720 but that movie changed my life i remember i had a dvd player in my room

00:53:25.120 three movies and one of them was dream girls beyonce and then the other one was chicago love and

00:53:32.680 queen latifah in chicago like changed my life like she had this little like blonde bob or blonde

00:53:37.640 like pixie cut and her giant boobs and she had like fan i was like i'm slay i want to be you like

00:53:44.740 you're like i want to be no yeah that one is so good i don't know why i just like love that movie

00:53:52.300 i love that i think one of the first ones i watched like through and through and i memorized like the

00:53:56.860 lines the lyrics everything was legally blonde the musical oh my god yeah such a great one that one's

00:54:02.000 i would look it up on youtube and i would like so i could watch it yeah i i wanted to my friend and

00:54:07.100 i would enter the lottery every day trying to get free tickets we never won i went and saw um

00:54:14.440 moulin rouge oh fun i've never seen that one it's really they use like modern songs in in it and

00:54:21.560 the cast was really good i love that but broadway i i wish i spent more time like it's expensive to go

00:54:29.420 to it is it's pricey but that's why that's like probably one of the only like that i can think of

00:54:35.380 like musical things that he's like no thank you uh with movies recently i i like showed him all

00:54:42.860 the like high school musical movies oh my god camp rock hannah montana he was under a rock oh yeah

00:54:49.400 girl he's never seen any of that no he never even heard of it i my next thing to conquer is twilight

00:54:53.540 i'm gonna make him watch those ones those are so good they're so good they're so terrible you have

00:54:57.580 lots of jacob content oh my god i should have brought my wig like i love those movies because

00:55:04.980 are so like terrible they're terrible in a good way yeah i remember i went to the don't judge me i

00:55:12.420 went to the premiere with my friend and we saw the one where she opens her eyes and they're like red

00:55:15.920 because she's a vampire now like the the actual premiere or like premiere the midnight midnight

00:55:20.300 premiere like girl i'm not at the premiere premiere don't be don't judge you girl i saw this is not a

00:55:25.400 joke i saw every single one of those movies at midnight really every it became a thing i like had

00:55:29.700 to do it i did it for the first one i was like now i have to do it for all the rest of them

00:55:32.300 yeah i did it for everyone i'll never forget the audience screaming like screaming like it was the

00:55:39.420 most magical moment of their life yeah and the movie looking at it now it's like an adult it's

00:55:44.980 really up the story yeah it's very uh twisted and awful yeah about it but we choose not to we just

00:55:51.320 watch it and enjoy yeah i like i like the movies i the storyline itself team edward no girl i was team

00:55:59.240 jacob you have to i was always down for the brown to be honest yeah he's caucasian i know i know that

00:56:06.260 now but at the time i was like i choose brown because like i yeah also he was just hotter he was

00:56:12.680 just arguably is what it is but when he got the hot bod keep the long hair yeah that's your vibe get a

00:56:19.020 better get a better wig but keep the long hair the wig was good it was good in the sense that it was

00:56:26.120 camp like it was like it was the way it was bumped so high girl mega mind you know how like in the

00:56:33.160 first harry potter voldemore had he was on the back of that professor quill literally that's how

00:56:38.640 look and he had that middle part and the beachy wave i was like oh he kind of

00:56:43.760 it was camp talk about serving cunt i literally he was serving cunt that way he was i know he was

00:56:51.020 behind the scene he was never behind the ear because you could see the lace yeah like you know

00:56:57.240 what i'm saying well he had the like he put these two pieces behind the ear and then this was like

00:57:00.840 over and i was like that doesn't make any sense but you're serving like you're serving though i don't

00:57:06.800 know i like i i do like long hair on a guy i love long hair yeah that's the paulnesian in me you say

00:57:13.180 your boyfriend like really maintains right like he really yeah go he was in the shower for two hours

00:57:17.700 yeah yeah he loves he has like a huge well to credit myself i put him on the hair care routine

00:57:24.840 yeah we got the turby twist we got a scalp scrub we have an oil they're diffusing

00:57:29.720 i actually his hair is actually pretty wavy it's not so curly mine's more curly than his like my

00:57:36.620 natural hair texture but uh yeah his hair's pretty wavy it's very very long now too so yeah gotta

00:57:43.320 maintain it suits him like i think so if you look at him he looks like he looks good and long

00:57:49.020 he always has in a bun yeah it's always in a bun but it looks because he gets hot it looks good i

00:57:53.840 know girl because when he first he has an undercut too so when he put it up he has it like faded on

00:57:59.180 the bottom yeah which also looks really good and i was a really big fan of that look so the first

00:58:04.140 day we ever went on he had the long hair already and i was like all right yeah and then when he put

00:58:08.960 his hair up because he got hot i was like all right when i saw the undercut i was like girl

00:58:13.060 that's nice i'll see you in six years because that's how long we've been dating i try to grow

00:58:18.680 my hair out and like this shit pisses me off i don't i can tell your boyfriend has thick hair

00:58:24.280 yeah and i was like i was in new york sweating my ass off i was like oh girl it's so bad but the thing

00:58:31.300 is you can get it i could get it in a bun and then it looked like shit like it's like a bump it i was

00:58:36.960 like what the hell's going on back there and i kept i was really going for it and then i was like

00:58:40.860 i have to give up like really i like this hairstyle it look i think it suits you it's very cute and

00:58:46.000 it's giving you the length that you i think you want you see that you get a little you see that

00:58:51.000 movement i know we literally share my boyfriend and i our hairs my hair's longer than his and thicker

00:58:58.880 than his obviously because it's always been long yeah but like his hair's getting up there it's it's

00:59:03.460 pretty long now you just got a trim recently so yeah and he's just really hot like he just is like

00:59:09.860 let's just call it what it is say i'll just say it out loud i just have to to let you know it is

00:59:16.320 what it is you know what i mean i'm not gonna fight you on that honestly yeah okay can i say

00:59:22.300 something crazy oh my god has anyone ever told you he looks like mac from always sunny always sunny yes

00:59:28.560 and i'm and i'm happy to hear that because otherwise it's jason momoa which is not true

00:59:33.680 he'd like to an extent he gives jason mo like baby vibes like like yeah like he doesn't look like him

00:59:40.340 no not at all but the vibes are there yeah it's the hair and brown and then he wore like that cool

00:59:45.920 on the run on the carpet he was wearing like a traditional yeah that's how one outfit yeah yeah

00:59:50.700 yeah like and so i was like okay the vibes are there yeah it's like he doesn't like look like him

00:59:56.060 no he doesn't but he does look like mac from it's always sunny yeah i was looking i was like oh my

01:00:01.300 god he gets that a lot him with a beard and like long hair and it's like the the like i always say

01:00:06.280 like he's like okay when i'm like it's a very cro-magnon forehead like it's very low you know

01:00:11.720 what i'm saying like it's not like it's it's a bold forehead and like the almond eyes he has hooded

01:00:16.520 eyes oh yeah and they're very almond shaped so like that's like i think that's like the only

01:00:21.240 characteristic that is somewhat similar to jason momoa but that's it the first carpet i ever went

01:00:27.380 to jason momoa walked after me on the carpet that's cool so he was right next to me the whole time

01:00:33.380 which first of all talk about going like on before beyonce at a talent show yeah every photographer

01:00:39.840 was like bitch get out of my way yeah move idiot like because i was like i'm like i'm supposed to be

01:00:45.700 here too that he was supposed to walk earlier he seems like like a giant like he's honestly not

01:00:53.760 that tall really i mean to me because like i'm tall you're tall too you're pretty tall yeah uh six five

01:00:59.420 easily yeah no he's okay well this is why he's probably like the same height as my boyfriend my

01:01:05.180 boyfriend's six four so he's like six four six four my best friend dom is like six four and he drives

01:01:11.000 a little ass corolla his knees are up here and he's flooring the gas i'm like bitch get a bigger

01:01:17.120 car my boyfriend used to drive a mini cooper really girl he fit you look like mr incredible

01:01:21.760 like shoulders up on the ceiling bitch like traps touching the ceiling yeah the way that people would

01:01:28.160 be like i saw your big ass boyfriend driving around because he's in that mini cooper yeah and i love the

01:01:34.340 way i love the way that you talk about like guys will be like say the meanest shit to you and then

01:01:38.740 they go onto his page and like damn bro you're hot but yeah they're like i know you're so you're

01:01:43.280 kind of sexy but i hate your garbage girlfriend like that's so weird crazy weirdo i will say they

01:01:51.080 just don't have it in them to like disrespect him yeah they just don't have it in them also if they

01:01:55.280 saw him in real life he'd what kill them like beat the shit on them like you said it not me i don't

01:02:00.180 know i also do want to say i've never seen a girl that wasn't like too good for a man in a

01:02:06.220 relationship have you ever noticed that yeah like everyone absolutely either they're like prettier

01:02:10.660 or smarter or funnier or like something's up you know what i mean yeah yeah but maybe that's just

01:02:16.580 me like perceiving like my feelings you're right a lot of the time you're right yeah yeah absolutely

01:02:23.240 i feel like it it never works i don't know either way yeah it does and that's the crazy part is like

01:02:29.680 sometimes men will be like well clearly he's there for the clout and the and the money i'm like

01:02:35.500 okay i've known him since i was 14 yeah excuse there it's people don't i don't know i was like

01:02:42.080 we were dating before i got big on my favorite content of yours right now is you literally just

01:02:48.080 like finding a comment and then showing a picture of them and that's it and that's it and it's just

01:02:55.320 funny i'm like because you know why because they're ugly yeah that's why it's funny and it's okay if we

01:03:01.200 say it because if you're awful i'm gonna tell you you're ugly oh my god nine times out of ten it's

01:03:05.180 true and they're gonna come for me they're gonna come for me they can't tell you anything you're

01:03:09.380 not ugly that's true that's my point like no one can tell you anything because you're not oh my god

01:03:13.500 when's the first time i i still remember one time i looked in the mirror and i was like i'm pretty

01:03:17.460 is that crazy to say no not at all i was like wait not even a little bit something's happening here

01:03:23.320 that's how i was when i was little if you ask my mom and which sounds so fake and not real but

01:03:27.660 it's true i want to see the pictures to you and you're crazy like you were talking about on another

01:03:31.340 episode like you're like in leggings with like oh my fits my shake it up fits my sunny with the

01:03:38.560 chance fits girl all the layers oh my god the layers there you're like an onion like you were

01:03:44.600 just like stacking it on yeah like all the jewelry yeah i like my mom wouldn't let me be emo i would

01:03:52.240 take her to hot topic please please like get me a studded belt no you're getting a buzz cut when

01:03:58.020 you get home and she'd go i remember i was like and i kind of i'm grateful for it yeah i just like

01:04:04.620 wish i could have had like a a swoop bang oh girl did you yeah hell yeah i was emo and goth i was like

01:04:11.820 an emo i won't say emo five four fifth grade yeah swoop bang a grown man with choppy layers girl

01:04:20.100 the way that i literally was i was like that in sixth grade and then i did a hard left and i was

01:04:26.320 obsessed with the jonas brothers for the next like three or four years that makes sense my mom supported

01:04:30.620 all my endeavors she took me to my very first concert which was the black parade for my chemical

01:04:35.060 oh my god it was my very first concert what a great concert when i was 10 yeah so she took me to

01:04:39.360 that and then we said we oh i just kidding i like the jonas brothers now okay my mom was like okay

01:04:44.340 which one joe i was a nick girl i was a joe so was my sister and now you're both gay

01:04:50.080 when you're so right for saying that you're so real remember when he was in camp rock and they

01:04:57.720 were like that's what they had flat ironing flat iron dead hair skinny skinny skinny jeans hair

01:05:03.660 fried mama what was it with them invest i don't know i'm putting my hands up

01:05:08.600 the vibes were chaotic okay this was one of two episodes i have where we didn't even get to the

01:05:17.720 videos but there was no need yeah there was no need because the vibes were on the vibes were good

01:05:22.320 100 the vibes that we've cultivated here today pristine i had a great time so did i where can

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01:06:12.600 the amazing rico taquito for being here today i adore you thanks i adore you you're the funniest

01:06:18.740 person alive i love you you are you just keep saying shit it's kind of crazy i adore you thank you so

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