The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

00:00:00.000 What would be in the man shop? I'm not a man, so maybe I just don't know.

00:00:03.320 Hats.

00:00:04.700 What do they have in there?

00:00:06.420 Hammers.

00:00:07.160 Tank tops.

00:00:09.340 Cargo shorts.

00:00:15.760 Hey everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show, starring me, your favorite.

00:00:21.080 Everybody knows me. Who cares about me? On to the guest.

00:00:24.060 Today we have the very special and very amazing and very hilarious Koda.

00:00:30.000 Hi.

00:00:31.360 I'm so happy to be here.

00:00:32.560 I'm so happy to have you.

00:00:33.760 Thank you so much. I'm here to drop it, pop it, not lock it, because I might need to use the bathroom in a second.

00:00:39.220 I'm so happy you're here. You're actually someone that people are like, please have Koda on.

00:00:43.460 They tell me that a lot.

00:00:44.980 Thank you.

00:00:45.340 Per. Period.

00:00:46.820 Slay.

00:00:47.320 Slay. Very much slay.

00:00:49.120 I'm so happy to have you. I've been a fan of you for the longest time.

00:00:52.360 I've been a fan of you for the longest.

00:00:53.940 You're like one of the funniest.

00:00:56.420 No.

00:00:56.860 Let's talk after.

00:00:57.680 Yeah.

00:00:57.840 That'll be the locket. I'll lock you down.

00:01:01.320 Okay.

00:01:04.560 Please don't.

00:01:05.400 How have you been? How's life? Happy New Year.

00:01:07.960 Life has been great. Happy New Year.

00:01:09.240 Yes.

00:01:09.480 It's been great. Not much to say, honestly.

00:01:12.960 No.

00:01:13.380 I need this year to be something new. Revolutionary.

00:01:16.220 It's going to be. I can feel it for you, especially.

00:01:18.520 Yeah, I need it.

00:01:18.980 You're like one of the funniest people I've, I think like my entire family, because sometimes

00:01:23.980 we all have our own little niches.

00:01:26.080 I'm in the Drew family.

00:01:27.400 Hell yeah, bitch.

00:01:28.480 It's so funny because my sister, my brother, my boyfriend, all of them have seen you before.

00:01:34.260 Big fans.

00:01:35.460 We love you. We think you're so funny.

00:01:36.680 I'm going to have to give them a shirt.

00:01:37.420 How did you get started on TikTok?

00:01:39.400 On TikTok? I think when I moved to Florida, I used to live in a mobile home and then I

00:01:44.880 would just do like SpongeBob audios. That's how I just started. Can I show the camera?

00:01:50.580 SpongeBob. But yeah, that's how I just started. But then after that, I just went off.

00:01:54.920 Oh, I love that.

00:01:56.000 That's about it.

00:01:56.580 Actually, I then.

00:01:58.060 Did you start during the pandemic or was it like after?

00:02:00.320 Um, at the pandemic.

00:02:03.600 Oh, okay.

00:02:04.040 It was like when I popped up.

00:02:05.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:02:06.020 Yeah.

00:02:06.340 I think my first video, no, not my first video, but when it popped up was like a video talking

00:02:10.940 about women's rights.

00:02:12.160 So yeah.

00:02:12.720 Oh, T.

00:02:13.560 Yeah, about nips being seen and men being like so drawn to it.

00:02:17.860 Oh, T. That was your first video to pop up?

00:02:20.100 Yes.

00:02:20.740 Oh, I didn't know that.

00:02:22.180 Well, now you know.

00:02:22.680 The first one, I think the first like huge video of yours I ever saw was when you give your

00:02:27.140 your dog a bath outside.

00:02:29.640 Yeah.

00:02:29.860 I'm like, I have a couple.

00:02:31.380 Yeah.

00:02:31.980 I forget your dog's name, but it's a little.

00:02:33.900 Yes.

00:02:34.160 That's right.

00:02:35.160 I love the ring.

00:02:35.960 Yeah.

00:02:36.740 When you were giving him a bath outside and he kept jumping out.

00:02:39.640 Yeah.

00:02:39.800 I tried to baptize him, but he didn't want it.

00:02:41.640 I'm like, okay, you devil.

00:02:43.520 You said I rebuke.

00:02:44.600 I'm like, you're just like me.

00:02:46.600 Slay.

00:02:47.320 Very.

00:02:48.500 Do you like, uh, think that his life had like 180 for you?

00:02:52.760 Is it like kind of the same, but elevated?

00:02:55.760 His life?

00:02:56.860 Your life.

00:02:57.520 My life.

00:02:58.000 My life has changed drastically.

00:02:59.000 It's so much.

00:03:01.280 Actually, yesterday I was at the mall with my best friend and then, no, actually we're

00:03:05.660 at the gym and these girls, I saw that they recognized me, but I just like passed away.

00:03:10.540 Oh, well not passed away like that, but like rewording wrong.

00:03:13.560 But yeah, uh, I walked away and then I was like, I think they recognized me and I looked

00:03:17.780 at them and I waved and like, ah, no, I can't, I can't do like with that, like someone's

00:03:22.720 screaming.

00:03:23.160 But then, um, yeah, my life has changed a lot.

00:03:26.700 It's a crazy different feeling, especially getting recognized.

00:03:29.720 It's like the Philippines.

00:03:30.720 So it's like, isn't that tea?

00:03:33.000 I know.

00:03:33.600 You know what's so funny?

00:03:34.100 I was looking at my analytics for my audience yesterday.

00:03:36.880 I had to like do some work stuff and I have a, one of the top countries for me is Germany.

00:03:42.120 Germany.

00:03:42.620 I said, damn bitch.

00:03:43.460 What are you doing over there?

00:03:44.320 I don't know.

00:03:44.960 I got Philippines, Australia, same.

00:03:48.760 I don't know what else, but I know why I have a huge, I have a huge audience in Australia

00:03:52.800 and I know why it's because the men are rancid over there.

00:03:55.900 Oh, I don't know what's in the water over there a lot, but they are cranking out terrible

00:04:00.380 men one by one, bitch.

00:04:02.700 Each one that comes out, they say like Crocky and then they start talking about how much

00:04:06.080 they hate women.

00:04:06.820 You know what I mean?

00:04:07.320 Like it's almost like in their bloodline.

00:04:09.300 I don't know what the f**k is going on over there.

00:04:12.980 Or do, I don't know.

00:04:14.360 Like I, they keep telling me you should come over here.

00:04:16.160 No.

00:04:16.340 Yeah.

00:04:16.500 You should definitely come over.

00:04:17.300 I'm like, I don't know about that.

00:04:19.400 You won't come back.

00:04:20.760 You won't.

00:04:21.420 I'm going to come back like, like a champion.

00:04:23.920 You know what I mean?

00:04:24.260 Like for the people.

00:04:26.480 I did it for you guys.

00:04:27.780 What would you say is like, like, what would you say was when you found your like rhythm

00:04:32.820 and TikTok?

00:04:33.560 Like when you realized like, oh my gosh, like this might be something I can actually do.

00:04:36.140 I think I found my rhythm on TikTok was when, cause you know how you just randomly

00:04:40.660 start doing random videos on TikTok until you find your,

00:04:44.340 niche.

00:04:44.980 Like, yeah, absolutely.

00:04:45.960 So I think I was just doing unboxings of like toys and then I would just like do stuff

00:04:51.020 with them and then like, or do like reviews on them, like different things.

00:04:54.580 Yeah.

00:04:55.180 Like shopping.

00:04:55.800 Like, you know.

00:04:57.000 Shopping.

00:04:57.720 Sheen.

00:04:59.040 Shout out, you know, brand deals.

00:05:00.340 Yeah.

00:05:00.960 Which is good.

00:05:01.920 I think in the sense that it's like a, it's a completely different realm for you to like

00:05:07.040 venture into.

00:05:08.020 Yeah.

00:05:08.240 And like, you could still show your personality when still doing unboxing.

00:05:11.820 Because it's hard with unboxing.

00:05:12.500 Do anything.

00:05:13.320 Yeah.

00:05:13.520 Just like, be you.

00:05:15.520 And be hilarious.

00:05:16.900 And that's you, man.

00:05:17.920 Nobody can ever be me.

00:05:20.260 Do you want to do comedy?

00:05:21.680 Do you want to go into anything like acting or anything like that?

00:05:25.260 So comedy, when I was a kid, I did want to do comedy once, but my dad was like, no,

00:05:30.780 no.

00:05:31.020 So that's clown.

00:05:32.500 I'm like, okay, puppy.

00:05:33.740 He's like, no.

00:05:34.880 Okay.

00:05:35.400 But now, since I grew up religiously, so my mom always had me like acting in church.

00:05:41.620 So I would do, I'd be like, go for that.

00:05:43.560 Yeah.

00:05:44.220 That's where I see you going, honestly.

00:05:45.520 Yeah.

00:05:45.660 I'd love to be like on a Hispanic, you know, TV show.

00:05:48.760 That would be so great.

00:05:49.480 I'd be great on that.

00:05:50.180 I would love that.

00:05:51.560 I think it's also, it speaks too to like how magnetic your personality is because

00:05:57.460 unboxings and shopping and doing like hauls and stuff can be very saturated.

00:06:02.620 Like there's lots of people who do unboxings.

00:06:04.740 There's lots of people who do reviews and stuff, but yours are like stellar above the

00:06:09.500 rest.

00:06:09.820 And I think it's because of your personality because of how funny you are and the things

00:06:13.240 that you say and do.

00:06:14.100 I love it.

00:06:14.780 I love myself.

00:06:15.780 Every single episode is me just jerking off every guest I bring on and I have no shame

00:06:19.960 in doing that.

00:06:21.120 Well, that's fine.

00:06:21.720 That's my gift to you.

00:06:22.640 Happy New Year.

00:06:23.700 A jerk off?

00:06:26.140 Okay.

00:06:26.880 Speaking of your niche, right, which we already talked about was shopping is a big, big,

00:06:31.400 big part of your platform, which I love and obviously being hilarious.

00:06:34.040 That's going to be our topic for today because it can go many different ways, right?

00:06:38.700 Because shopping, I think a lot of times is stigmatized because of gender roles and all

00:06:43.000 of that to women primarily, but you love to shop.

00:06:45.760 I love shopping.

00:06:46.480 And I, when I go with my mom, like thrifting, I always go on the woman's aisle.

00:06:50.400 My mom's like, what are you doing here?

00:06:52.180 I'm like, mommy, I love the pants.

00:06:53.700 They're so good and so comfortable.

00:06:55.280 And they're so much cuter.

00:06:56.720 Yeah, very much.

00:06:57.380 Yeah, like the way that they design, I feel like a lot of times because of the strict

00:07:01.500 gender binary, a lot of times I feel like men's clothes look the same.

00:07:05.660 Yeah.

00:07:05.880 There's not much flavor.

00:07:07.400 No spice.

00:07:08.120 Yeah.

00:07:08.420 It's like a plain bagel.

00:07:09.320 Yeah.

00:07:09.540 You have to add something to it.

00:07:11.320 I actually love plain bagels.

00:07:12.800 What's your favorite plain?

00:07:13.760 What's your bagel order?

00:07:15.640 Cinnamon bagel.

00:07:17.140 Ooh, a cinnamon bagel's good.

00:07:18.500 It's really good.

00:07:19.200 Really?

00:07:19.640 You only like cinnamon bagels?

00:07:21.060 Well, I can...

00:07:21.720 What about like a salty one?

00:07:24.140 Not a salt bagel, but like a different flavor.

00:07:27.140 Like a cheese bagel?

00:07:27.580 I'd probably do that.

00:07:28.860 But like a salt bagel?

00:07:30.440 I don't know what you want.

00:07:31.540 No, I meant like a salty flavor.

00:07:33.800 Like, you know, there's sweet and salty kind of thing.

00:07:36.060 I'm like...

00:07:37.380 I don't know where you're going.

00:07:39.240 I feel like we're getting lost.

00:07:40.400 Yeah.

00:07:40.780 Okay.

00:07:41.260 Nevermind.

00:07:41.960 That's your...

00:07:42.520 Okay, cinnamon.

00:07:43.280 Cinnamon.

00:07:43.600 Got it.

00:07:43.960 That's about it.

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00:08:13.400 I told someone once that I was like, I like a plain bagel with like butter.

00:08:17.040 I'm like, cool with that.

00:08:18.600 And they were like, that's disgusting.

00:08:20.540 The way that I tell people that order and I get...

00:08:22.220 I'm like right now.

00:08:23.140 I get hazed.

00:08:24.360 The way I get excommunicated...

00:08:25.660 Butter?

00:08:25.680 How did you discover that?

00:08:28.320 Butter on plate?

00:08:28.980 Did it just happen one day?

00:08:30.340 I don't know.

00:08:30.820 I think when I was younger, I was just like...

00:08:32.500 I was very plain like with my flavors.

00:08:34.920 Oh.

00:08:35.360 I don't know why.

00:08:36.120 I think I was just...

00:08:36.880 I don't know.

00:08:37.260 Maybe it's my mental illness.

00:08:37.720 It's okay.

00:08:38.300 We all have our done size.

00:08:40.340 Those are my flaws.

00:08:41.200 You love me in spite of them.

00:08:42.620 That's what's important.

00:08:43.720 Okay.

00:08:44.040 So we're going to talk about shopping.

00:08:45.320 But for those of you who don't know, here at the comment section, what we like to do

00:08:48.160 is we like to bring videos that I was tagged in and that are applicable to our topic today.

00:08:52.280 And we laugh, kiki, share all the giggles, all that fun stuff.

00:08:55.800 So for this first video, I just described them.

00:08:59.940 So this is a video that's captioned when men go shopping with their partners.

00:09:03.900 And it's a montage of a ton of guys sitting on the couches and chairs outside of the stores

00:09:09.180 at the mall just looking at their phones or staring into space.

00:09:12.980 And, you know, I think that's true to an extent, but I don't think that's every single man in the history of time.

00:09:22.780 I mean, are they mad?

00:09:24.000 I don't know.

00:09:25.720 I don't know.

00:09:26.440 I think like sometimes I think if that's how you're going to be, why do you go?

00:09:30.740 Like if she says I'm one of them all.

00:09:31.980 If you're not like bothered by it, just like sit down and that's it.

00:09:34.220 But if you're bothered, just go to the cafeteria or something.

00:09:36.620 Or go home.

00:09:37.360 Go home.

00:09:37.760 Like drive separately.

00:09:39.280 Don't come is what I think.

00:09:41.260 I think for me, like when I go shopping, like I feel like sometimes there's time in a place.

00:09:46.260 Like sometimes I'll take my boyfriend.

00:09:47.580 Sometimes I won't.

00:09:48.380 Like I'll go with somebody else because I'm like, well, you don't need to be there.

00:09:50.380 Because there's a lot of girls that'll be like, can you drive me there?

00:09:53.220 Yeah, which is fine if they're willing to do it.

00:09:55.740 But then like you said.

00:09:56.880 And then if you get mad, then don't even drive me.

00:09:59.720 Just Uber me.

00:10:01.100 Just pay for it.

00:10:02.080 That's fine.

00:10:02.440 Yeah, pay for it.

00:10:02.740 Exactly.

00:10:03.280 Reparations.

00:10:03.740 That's what I say.

00:10:04.980 Every single man's going to be like, see, that's why she thinks that men.

00:10:08.600 Should pay for everything.

00:10:10.120 They should.

00:10:11.900 And what of it is what I say.

00:10:14.100 Okay.

00:10:14.320 So the comments on this video.

00:10:15.460 This first one says, I judge a shopping center by the quality of the husband's seats.

00:10:21.180 That's kind of funny.

00:10:22.540 A little bit.

00:10:23.480 I'm lost.

00:10:24.440 I think it's like the quality of the seats outside the store.

00:10:28.060 So like if they're comfy to sit in.

00:10:30.120 Yeah.

00:10:31.140 I guess.

00:10:32.580 I judge a shopping.

00:10:33.440 Why are you going shopping then?

00:10:34.780 They act like they're being waterboarded when they have to go shopping.

00:10:38.040 Yeah.

00:10:38.220 They have a time limit.

00:10:39.040 You have to go look at clothes.

00:10:39.440 They have a time limit.

00:10:40.140 Yeah.

00:10:40.280 And when they get home, there's nothing.

00:10:42.300 There's nothing.

00:10:42.940 He's like, what would you be doing at home?

00:10:44.160 Sitting?

00:10:44.800 Yeah.

00:10:45.140 What's the difference?

00:10:45.520 They're just going to go sit.

00:10:46.240 Same routine.

00:10:47.440 You could sit right here.

00:10:49.140 No shopping.

00:10:49.740 I have like my boyfriend when he comes shopping with me.

00:10:51.940 He's a very active participant, which I enjoy.

00:10:54.460 That's good.

00:10:54.980 Yeah.

00:10:55.160 He's like, I'm like, what do you think about this?

00:10:56.860 He's like, that's nice.

00:10:57.740 I like that.

00:10:58.340 Like he's very like involved.

00:11:00.700 Okay.

00:11:00.940 Right.

00:11:01.440 You think he's like involving himself to like hurry it up?

00:11:04.620 No.

00:11:05.380 Sometimes though, if he starts getting like that, I'm like, you go somewhere else.

00:11:08.740 Like I don't need you.

00:11:09.660 Cause then we're going to fight.

00:11:10.560 I don't want to do that.

00:11:11.400 Yeah.

00:11:11.520 We don't need that.

00:11:12.160 Yeah.

00:11:12.540 But that's hardly ever.

00:11:14.160 If that's the case, it's like, cause he's hungry.

00:11:16.880 Or like, we've been there for a long time.

00:11:19.140 Cause shopping is draining.

00:11:20.160 But I do feel like sometimes I think that they're like, every man hates shopping.

00:11:25.100 I'm like, some men love to shop.

00:11:26.940 I love to shop.

00:11:27.860 Yeah.

00:11:28.500 I'm men.

00:11:29.960 And you can speak on behalf of all men.

00:11:33.760 He said, I don't want to.

00:11:35.100 He said, I will.

00:11:36.440 You guys suck.

00:11:37.500 Yeah.

00:11:39.480 Okay.

00:11:39.880 This next comment says, I don't understand why someone doesn't take advantage of the

00:11:44.100 husbands at the mall and open a man shop with men's stuff to do.

00:11:50.140 So I think it says, so his women can shop.

00:11:54.640 Huh?

00:11:55.680 A man shop.

00:11:57.320 A man shop.

00:11:58.260 Is that like, what would be in the man shop?

00:12:00.320 I'm not a man.

00:12:01.060 So maybe I just don't know.

00:12:02.260 Hats.

00:12:03.720 What do they have in there?

00:12:05.360 Hammers.

00:12:06.080 Tank tops.

00:12:08.320 Cargo shorts.

00:12:09.040 I'm thinking of like, man shop.

00:12:14.860 What the f***?

00:12:15.940 Sandals.

00:12:17.200 Sandals.

00:12:18.100 Ban all men from showing their feet.

00:12:20.020 Honestly.

00:12:20.640 Yeah.

00:12:20.980 That should be a lot.

00:12:21.740 Those grippers.

00:12:22.440 Damn.

00:12:22.920 Yeah.

00:12:23.060 Put them dogs away.

00:12:24.240 2023.

00:12:25.380 Make that your New Year's resolution to your feet to never see the sun.

00:12:28.460 Different breed.

00:12:29.460 Yeah.

00:12:30.240 Like when you, I think, have you ever seen those like memes when they're like me when I

00:12:34.760 get home and it's like someone unzipping their skin suit and there's like a lizard inside.

00:12:38.940 Yeah.

00:12:39.120 That's how I feel about men's feet.

00:12:41.640 Put them away.

00:12:41.780 It's just like, well, I'm men, but I'm like, I'm different.

00:12:45.260 You're talking about other men.

00:12:46.100 Yeah.

00:12:46.560 They're like, I don't know.

00:12:48.380 Like gnarled.

00:12:49.220 Yeah.

00:12:49.760 Yeah.

00:12:50.240 Like a tree branch.

00:12:51.780 I'm good.

00:12:52.420 Yeah.

00:12:52.780 I don't need to say that.

00:12:53.800 I take care of my foot.

00:12:54.020 It's just the way they, it's the way they don't like, and these are like terrible, like

00:12:57.760 men, like straight men caught in the grips of toxic masculinity.

00:13:01.120 So like they don't groom.

00:13:02.820 Yeah.

00:13:02.880 And then they have the nerve to show your dog.

00:13:04.960 They got the bushes on the tips of the toes.

00:13:06.920 So now I have to be traumatized because you haven't unpacked your toxic masculinity.

00:13:11.020 That's not fair to me.

00:13:12.000 Yeah.

00:13:12.140 I'm not going out no more.

00:13:14.340 I want to like, I simply like want to like have that thing in men in black when they like

00:13:19.580 flash it and you forget.

00:13:20.860 You forget.

00:13:21.280 Every time I see a man's toes against my will, I want someone to use that on me.

00:13:24.400 Not even Jesus.

00:13:25.160 Or just chop my head off.

00:13:26.460 Either one works.

00:13:27.540 You know what I mean?

00:13:29.340 Not even Jesus.

00:13:30.400 That's what I, not even Jesus with his sandals.

00:13:32.260 I'm pretty sure he was always clean.

00:13:34.220 I'm sure he was.

00:13:35.680 I'm sure he was.

00:13:38.300 The man shop.

00:13:39.760 Yeah.

00:13:40.120 What else would be in a man shop?

00:13:41.720 Fantasy football.

00:13:43.520 I don't know.

00:13:44.140 What are things that are men?

00:13:45.040 I feel like football is very manly.

00:13:47.300 Yeah.

00:13:47.800 My, my boyfriend sometimes plays fantasy football.

00:13:50.160 That's the straightest thing about him.

00:13:51.700 I tell him that before.

00:13:52.580 I'm like, that is the straightest thing about you.

00:13:54.840 Okay.

00:13:55.140 But he likes it because he likes to win.

00:13:58.040 Oh.

00:13:58.400 Like, he's just competitive.

00:13:59.760 So he's like, this is a way I can win.

00:14:01.420 I'm like, okay.

00:14:02.360 Yeah.

00:14:02.880 I guess.

00:14:03.580 I feel like I know a lot of boyfriends that love football.

00:14:05.800 So, yeah.

00:14:06.580 Do you like football?

00:14:07.440 Oh, no.

00:14:09.460 No.

00:14:10.340 Dude, one of the funniest things my sister has ever told me to this day was, like, because

00:14:14.900 obviously, like, as women growing up in patriarchy, we've all been a pick-me at some point.

00:14:19.200 Yeah.

00:14:19.860 And she was like, one of the biggest releases that, like, unlearning being a pick-me gave

00:14:24.900 me was not having to pretend to like football.

00:14:27.020 Oh, I was so tired of it.

00:14:28.360 Yeah.

00:14:28.440 She's like, she's, it was like a bitch she was committing to, pretending to care about

00:14:32.040 football.

00:14:32.240 I would probably pretend.

00:14:33.160 If my boyfriend loved it, I'd probably pretend.

00:14:35.580 I'm like, for a while.

00:14:36.680 But then if, like.

00:14:37.440 She pretended for a minute and she was like, oh, man, pretending I cared about that was

00:14:41.580 the most taxing thing.

00:14:42.880 I was over it.

00:14:43.600 Yeah.

00:14:44.080 I'll be snacking.

00:14:44.780 That's it.

00:14:45.580 You do what you got to do.

00:14:46.760 It's cool.

00:14:47.340 I mean, it's nice.

00:14:48.360 It's not, you know what I mean?

00:14:49.700 I just don't, I guess, don't make it your whole personality.

00:14:52.580 Yeah.

00:14:52.680 You can love football just like, yeah, it's season.

00:14:56.140 Yeah.

00:14:57.100 Okay.

00:14:57.740 God.

00:14:58.520 We get it.

00:14:59.940 Okay.

00:15:01.200 That's why fantasy football is literally cosplay.

00:15:03.460 Oh.

00:15:03.720 It's pretend.

00:15:04.640 Oh, my God.

00:15:05.420 It is.

00:15:05.840 You're right.

00:15:06.340 That's why, on one of my episodes, I talked about how it's like fan fiction.

00:15:08.900 Oh.

00:15:09.400 You're writing your own fan fiction at that point.

00:15:11.180 Because you're like, you're like imagining if I was a general manager of a team, like, who

00:15:16.040 would I pick?

00:15:16.940 Yeah.

00:15:17.260 You know what I mean?

00:15:17.480 You go to sleep just screaming about it.

00:15:18.740 Yeah.

00:15:19.080 It's literally fantasy.

00:15:20.200 Yeah.

00:15:21.080 Cosplay.

00:15:21.560 Hmm.

00:15:22.820 We have more in common than you think.

00:15:25.520 Yeah.

00:15:26.140 Because we do love a fan.

00:15:27.020 Do you like fan fiction?

00:15:27.960 I like fan fiction.

00:15:28.900 Me too.

00:15:29.520 Oh, yeah.

00:15:30.020 I did.

00:15:30.440 It had me in a grip when I was like high school, college, I would say.

00:15:35.160 Waphead?

00:15:36.220 Yeah.

00:15:36.720 Hmm.

00:15:37.020 Well, also because I'm a colonial woman and I'm so old compared to everyone.

00:15:41.300 Yes.

00:15:41.540 They used to be really big on Tumblr.

00:15:43.600 Oh, I remember Tumblr.

00:15:44.420 Like imagines.

00:15:46.080 They were like, before they were like, the, before they would have these graphic novels

00:15:52.420 written on Waphead, they used to have them in sections like part one or chapter one.

00:15:57.420 And you'd have to scroll for like ever to get to the end of it.

00:16:00.680 Yeah.

00:16:01.020 On Tumblr.

00:16:01.620 Now you guys have evolved.

00:16:03.700 Is Tumblr still a thing?

00:16:05.340 I don't know.

00:16:06.220 I think it is.

00:16:06.880 I think it's still like a live site.

00:16:08.880 I would believe so.

00:16:09.780 But that used to be how you got your spicy content.

00:16:11.960 Oh, yes.

00:16:12.480 Now, like since the birth of Waphead.

00:16:13.460 I was such a spicy person.

00:16:14.840 Yeah.

00:16:15.740 Spicy kid.

00:16:16.860 I remember my mom found my Tumblr and it was like two boys holding their hands.

00:16:20.800 My mom was like, what is this?

00:16:23.860 I'm like, my mom, my mommy, like my friend made an account for me.

00:16:26.480 I swear.

00:16:27.140 She's like, do it.

00:16:28.520 Do it.

00:16:28.940 I was like, okay.

00:16:29.540 Really?

00:16:30.140 After that, no more Tumblr.

00:16:31.280 Oh, man.

00:16:32.400 Got banished.

00:16:33.160 But she's nicer now.

00:16:34.160 That's good.

00:16:34.860 Yes.

00:16:35.480 She's nicer now.

00:16:36.520 That's good.

00:16:37.280 We love it.

00:16:37.480 Well, see, that's why I feel like Tumblr was like a gateway for a lot of people.

00:16:41.200 Now, Twitter.

00:16:43.300 Right?

00:16:43.500 I know.

00:16:43.800 Tumblr moved to Twitter.

00:16:45.040 Twitter?

00:16:46.500 It gets crazy on there.

00:16:48.720 On Twitter.

00:16:49.040 I barely go on it because I like like a post, a flower post, and then other spicy context.

00:16:55.300 I'll do it.

00:16:56.520 So you barely go on there.

00:16:58.420 Sometimes I like, I used to think this back before I was like anyone with a platform.

00:17:04.160 But like in the past, sometimes I would think like, I think sometimes people don't know

00:17:09.060 that when you like stuff, it's other people can see it.

00:17:12.080 Like either like, oh, so-and-so liked this.

00:17:14.820 It's like Facebook.

00:17:15.700 Yeah.

00:17:15.920 Because some dudes I would follow like from high school, they would like the craziest shit.

00:17:22.180 And I would see and I'd be like, what the hell is this?

00:17:24.780 I saw a lot of my old friends from school, like a lot of stuff.

00:17:27.960 I'm like, whoa.

00:17:28.780 Yeah.

00:17:29.060 You'd see and you're like, and I would, and I would think to myself, I wonder if they know

00:17:32.060 that I can see this.

00:17:33.180 I'm like, you like this?

00:17:35.140 So in case you didn't know, your likes are public on Twitter unless your thing is private.

00:17:39.800 Your whole account has to be private.

00:17:41.840 Literally.

00:17:42.020 And sometimes it'll show up on someone's timeline.

00:17:44.380 It'll literally be like, it'll be like, Coda liked this.

00:17:47.920 Yeah.

00:17:48.780 Damn.

00:17:49.020 So be careful what you like on there, unless you don't care.

00:17:53.720 I haven't liked anything since 2020, I think.

00:17:56.860 Smart.

00:17:57.460 Yeah.

00:17:57.800 Smart lad.

00:17:58.080 I just look.

00:17:59.240 Just look.

00:18:01.900 And then I simply just don't like.

00:18:04.700 And if not, I have it in my search bar.

00:18:07.620 Saved.

00:18:08.420 Yeah.

00:18:09.360 In my notes.

00:18:10.400 There you go.

00:18:11.540 Okay.

00:18:11.840 This next comment, or this last one on this one says, men are only there to watch how much

00:18:16.260 money she spends because if they weren't there, they will shop till they drop.

00:18:24.140 Bars.

00:18:25.020 Very good.

00:18:26.200 The next M&M.

00:18:27.500 That's like, every time I read stuff like that, I'm always like, that's like a 15 year

00:18:31.640 old boy.

00:18:32.260 Yeah.

00:18:32.480 Like, you've never spoken to a woman in a way that would lend towards you knowing at all

00:18:38.740 how they work or operate, especially within relationships, but how much money she spends.

00:18:44.800 What if she's spending her own money?

00:18:46.040 Yeah.

00:18:46.700 Different cards.

00:18:46.820 That's none of your business.

00:18:48.040 Yeah.

00:18:48.620 That's what I'm saying.

00:18:49.260 Different credit store.

00:18:50.640 Well, it's also, it's, it's always like so misogynistic, but it's just assuming that

00:18:55.580 women are just constantly spending the money of their male partner.

00:18:59.980 Like he makes all the money.

00:19:01.660 Yeah.

00:19:01.980 And he's like, I have to be here to watch her, watch her spend my money.

00:19:06.000 Well, if you brought me, I'm going to spend it.

00:19:07.620 Enjoy the view.

00:19:08.460 That's what I'd say.

00:19:09.040 Enjoy the view.

00:19:09.440 Is not sit down.

00:19:09.980 I think a lot of times too, I've talked about this a little bit, I think in the past, but

00:19:15.860 it's very strange to me when men get mad when women are like spending all their money, like

00:19:22.040 what money?

00:19:22.760 First of all.

00:19:23.880 But second of all, they're like, Oh, she's just there to spend all his money.

00:19:27.220 But isn't that what you wanted?

00:19:28.440 Yeah.

00:19:28.840 Cause you want someone who stays at home, doesn't work and you provide for her.

00:19:32.760 Right.

00:19:33.320 So she's falling into her gender role and you're still unhappy.

00:19:35.980 I know a lot of men that they're like, no, okay, fine.

00:19:38.200 You can leave what you're studying for and you can, you know, just come live with me.

00:19:42.360 Yeah.

00:19:42.840 And you can just spend my money.

00:19:44.320 But when it spends the money, it's a problem.

00:19:47.740 Well, or exactly.

00:19:49.500 Or if, or if women are like, um, I'm going to date someone with money.

00:19:53.400 Like I specifically date for money.

00:19:55.780 Yeah.

00:19:55.900 Whenever they make that choice, they're even more mad.

00:19:58.640 Cause they're like, Oh, gold digger.

00:20:00.700 Yeah.

00:20:01.140 It's her choice.

00:20:02.200 Well, and also it's not your gold.

00:20:03.620 So don't worry about who's digging on it.

00:20:04.960 Like girl, you have nothing.

00:20:06.960 Don't worry about it.

00:20:07.680 She's, I've said that I've made that joke a million times.

00:20:10.060 Cause men, the men who make that joke or like have that very strong belief are poor.

00:20:16.300 Like you, you don't have any money anyways.

00:20:18.860 So like if you're concerned about women dating for money, like it's overdrawn.

00:20:25.360 You know, it's insufficient funds.

00:20:28.420 Yeah.

00:20:28.700 And they're like, Oh, all these bitches want is money.

00:20:31.780 And I'm like, well, you don't even have any.

00:20:33.220 So don't worry about it.

00:20:33.820 Yeah.

00:20:33.980 Not your money.

00:20:34.640 Not your problem.

00:20:35.160 You're safe.

00:20:35.780 Don't worry.

00:20:36.320 Yeah.

00:20:36.420 You're safe.

00:20:36.960 I don't need your money.

00:20:37.720 I don't need your penny.

00:20:39.520 You can keep it.

00:20:40.620 Keep it.

00:20:41.000 You need it more than I do.

00:20:42.040 Put it in your piggy.

00:20:42.540 Well, and the women who do do that are not looking at you.

00:20:46.600 Yeah.

00:20:46.820 They don't even know you exist.

00:20:48.060 So don't worry about it.

00:20:49.320 And a lot of times the men who do let, like they enter consensual relationships with these

00:20:54.860 women who clearly just want to date them for money.

00:20:57.180 It's like, it's a two way street.

00:20:59.120 They're both getting something.

00:21:00.280 Yeah.

00:21:00.440 It's like reciprocal in that point.

00:21:02.300 Because at that point they're like, yeah.

00:21:04.160 And then it's like, it's none of your business.

00:21:05.860 Yeah.

00:21:06.060 Like they know full well why that woman's there and they don't care.

00:21:10.680 That's why I was like, you're not one of those rich men.

00:21:12.860 So don't worry about it.

00:21:13.440 Yeah.

00:21:13.580 Don't talk.

00:21:15.520 Broke people should never laugh.

00:21:19.500 Okay.

00:21:20.880 Let's move on to this next video.

00:21:23.120 So this is a clip from a mockumentary where men are being interviewed talking about how

00:21:30.100 much they accomplished while they waited for their wives or girlfriends to finish shopping

00:21:33.760 at Target.

00:21:34.240 One of them is like, I started putting carts away in the parking lot and Target hired me

00:21:39.460 to work while my wife is inside.

00:21:41.280 And another guy is like, I finished my degree sitting in the car in the parking lot.

00:21:47.580 Good for you, I guess.

00:21:49.380 I guess it's supposed to be like, she took so long in there.

00:21:53.180 It's like one of those.

00:21:54.140 Oh.

00:21:55.060 Thank God for Target.

00:21:56.640 Am I right, fellas?

00:21:58.540 It's such a tired joke.

00:22:01.040 Like, well, I guess while she's in there, I'll go write a whole novel.

00:22:06.840 Moby Dick.

00:22:07.760 You know what I mean?

00:22:08.300 Like, it's hilarious.

00:22:12.020 That's so funny.

00:22:13.940 Also, Target is great.

00:22:15.740 I'd argue there are lots of stores that I could be in for a long time.

00:22:18.900 Yeah.

00:22:19.440 Home goods?

00:22:21.220 Girl, don't get me started on home goods, bitch.

00:22:24.440 I'd be in that store by myself for an hour and a half.

00:22:27.700 All day.

00:22:28.620 I'm in there getting pillows, getting soap, dispensers, plants.

00:22:33.420 Girl.

00:22:33.560 Just everything.

00:22:34.220 That's why I said that's my store.

00:22:35.580 What's your favorite store?

00:22:36.500 Dollar Tree.

00:22:36.860 I love Dollar Tree.

00:22:37.920 I love Dollar Tree.

00:22:39.640 I got money.

00:22:40.780 For Dollar Tree, I love Dollar Tree.

00:22:42.260 They have so many things there.

00:22:43.560 They have a lot of things.

00:22:44.220 Yeah.

00:22:44.560 I love going there, especially for wrapping stuff.

00:22:48.040 Like, because obviously they have such great deals.

00:22:50.160 But they have like so many different options.

00:22:52.480 Yeah.

00:22:52.860 For like gift boxes, bags, tissue paper.

00:22:55.240 And they're always in like with the season.

00:22:56.760 They're like, okay, it's February.

00:22:58.320 Valentine's Day.

00:23:00.060 It's so good.

00:23:00.580 Early.

00:23:01.360 Early.

00:23:01.980 Not even like that.

00:23:02.980 It's December.

00:23:03.760 Like, they already have the stuff there.

00:23:05.360 Yeah.

00:23:05.620 What's your favorite place to shop for clothes?

00:23:07.940 For clothes?

00:23:08.460 Because I know that's probably the one thing Dollar Tree doesn't have, really.

00:23:10.820 The thing is that I have, I always, either I go to Walmart or I go through things.

00:23:15.900 Walmart has good stuff.

00:23:17.480 Yeah.

00:23:17.720 They really do.

00:23:18.580 Yeah.

00:23:19.140 They've stepping up their game.

00:23:20.480 They have some really good like, like basics.

00:23:23.320 Yeah.

00:23:23.500 Like jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, that kind of stuff.

00:23:26.280 Yeah.

00:23:26.540 I don't really have like a store in particular.

00:23:28.700 That you love?

00:23:29.240 I don't know.

00:23:29.960 Online shop more?

00:23:31.160 Online.

00:23:31.900 I feel that.

00:23:32.660 Especially since the pandemic.

00:23:34.520 Yeah.

00:23:34.920 Yeah.

00:23:35.480 So you online shop a lot more?

00:23:37.000 Yeah, I do.

00:23:37.500 I feel that.

00:23:39.680 What's your store?

00:23:41.280 In person, I would say HomeGoods.

00:23:43.640 That's how I know I've gotten old.

00:23:44.740 But like your clothes and stuff?

00:23:46.120 Oh, clothes.

00:23:48.260 I don't know.

00:23:49.660 Where do I shop for clothes typically?

00:23:51.720 I'm a hoarder, low key.

00:23:53.300 So like I have underwear from like middle school.

00:23:55.840 So like a lot of my clothes I've had for like 10 years.

00:23:58.660 Me too.

00:23:59.040 So sometimes people ask me and I'm like, I don't have an answer because I don't remember

00:24:02.400 where I got this.

00:24:03.280 Yeah.

00:24:03.660 Like 10 years ago.

00:24:05.020 Yeah.

00:24:05.340 I got some of them have holes, but it's okay.

00:24:07.820 Some of my like boxers have holes, but it's okay.

00:24:10.680 I need AC sometimes.

00:24:11.800 I like a basic store like H&M.

00:24:15.840 Zara.

00:24:16.500 H&M.

00:24:17.300 Right.

00:24:17.880 Oh, is that the puffer?

00:24:18.900 Yeah.

00:24:19.200 Oh, love.

00:24:19.940 It's in the women's section, but I still got it.

00:24:21.580 Love.

00:24:21.780 I told this lady, I was like, it's like for women's, but I love it.

00:24:24.080 They have great coats.

00:24:25.520 H&M has great coats.

00:24:27.160 Very good.

00:24:27.820 Oh my God.

00:24:28.180 I love them so much.

00:24:28.580 So comfy.

00:24:29.120 So high quality and they're affordable to an extent.

00:24:32.200 And they also always have like a really good dupe of like a boot or a shoe that you're

00:24:37.860 like eyeing, but they're super expensive.

00:24:39.640 Yeah.

00:24:39.800 So they always have like the equivalent of it.

00:24:42.380 I buy boots from there a lot, like little booties or like black boots, but I got big cabs,

00:24:46.980 girl.

00:24:47.140 Oh, it's hard for me to buy boots.

00:24:48.680 You're strong.

00:24:49.360 Yeah.

00:24:50.080 You know, I do think though, for the short ones, I do.

00:24:54.820 I get a nice, I love a little anklet.

00:24:56.560 Oh, okay.

00:24:57.080 Yes.

00:24:57.400 But I always feel like I have too many of those.

00:24:59.640 And then when I try to get a tall one, girl, my cab said, no, ma'am.

00:25:03.740 Oh, no, ma'am.

00:25:04.960 How sad.

00:25:05.840 Those are like so strong and powerful.

00:25:08.860 They're so like, no, you know, it's so funny.

00:25:11.420 I forget.

00:25:12.460 Oh my gosh.

00:25:12.960 I can't remember the name of the shoe store, but they sent me stuff.

00:25:16.300 Nevermind.

00:25:16.740 I'm not going to tell that story until I remember the name of the shoe store.

00:25:19.280 But I will say this.

00:25:20.920 When I get older, I love to go home shopping a lot.

00:25:24.760 So like any sort of, even if it's not at HomeGoods, like I love to shop for decor and stuff.

00:25:28.900 Like when I moved into my new house for Christmas, bitch, I went off the rails buying Christmas for your house.

00:25:35.500 Oh, thank you.

00:25:36.080 Thank you.

00:25:36.680 I got so much Christmas stuff.

00:25:38.940 I just love to decorate and I love to host like a true Virgo.

00:25:41.800 What's your sign?

00:25:42.700 Gemini.

00:25:43.780 Love.

00:25:44.400 Gemini.

00:25:44.900 I love Gemini.

00:25:45.520 Everybody's always like two-faced.

00:25:46.820 That's true to an extent, I would say.

00:25:51.140 I could probably one day.

00:25:52.720 I don't know.

00:25:53.980 Try me.

00:25:54.340 Sometimes it's, I think like the two-faced thing is not, it's not always like, you know,

00:25:58.980 like you're fake.

00:25:59.940 I think sometimes it's just like there's a face you show everyone and there's a face you

00:26:02.740 only show certain people.

00:26:03.960 Yeah.

00:26:04.240 That's how I see it sometimes.

00:26:05.440 But I get along with Gemini's really well.

00:26:07.160 Oh.

00:26:08.000 Period.

00:26:08.540 Yeah.

00:26:08.860 Slay.

00:26:09.360 Yes.

00:26:09.620 We knew that when we met in Florida.

00:26:12.880 Yes.

00:26:13.320 That's how me and Conan met, by the way.

00:26:14.560 You connected right on that panel.

00:26:16.000 We were like.

00:26:16.540 Yeah.

00:26:17.880 We were talking.

00:26:18.900 Yeah.

00:26:19.160 If you saw us at the panel at Playlist, what were your thoughts?

00:26:23.480 I have thoughts, but what were your thoughts?

00:26:26.140 A lot.

00:26:26.760 Yeah.

00:26:27.100 We had a traumatizing experience together.

00:26:30.080 Yeah.

00:26:30.700 It was a bonding experience, I was like.

00:26:32.360 It was a bonding.

00:26:32.940 Yeah.

00:26:33.100 We had to like clutch our pearls.

00:26:34.620 Yeah, we did.

00:26:35.480 We really, you know what?

00:26:36.380 We showed up, bitch.

00:26:37.320 We showed up and showed up.

00:26:38.820 And we left.

00:26:39.940 And that's about it.

00:26:41.080 And that's all.

00:26:42.100 Yeah.

00:26:42.380 And that's all we did.

00:26:44.040 Okay.

00:26:44.460 Let me get into the comments on this stupid Target video.

00:26:47.340 So this first one says, first mistake is holding their purse.

00:26:50.560 If they held their purse, they would hurry because it would be more heavy the more time.

00:26:56.340 Make it make sense.

00:26:57.060 She shops.

00:26:57.860 Huh?

00:26:58.460 Wait.

00:26:58.720 First mistake is holding their, me trying to decode it.

00:27:01.360 If they held their purse, they would hurry because it would be more heavy the more.

00:27:04.920 I feel like he's confusing a purse with like a, like a bag.

00:27:08.000 Or like a cart.

00:27:09.280 Oh.

00:27:09.640 I think he's saying like, if men hold your purse while you shop, you'll take longer because

00:27:14.480 you're not holding as many things.

00:27:15.940 Oh, okay.

00:27:17.100 So.

00:27:18.700 I get.

00:27:19.440 That's not going to stop me.

00:27:21.560 Yeah, girl.

00:27:22.300 I could have a backpack on and I'd still be in there.

00:27:24.340 Yeah, exactly.

00:27:24.820 I could have an army reservist backpack on and I'd still be shopping for an hour.

00:27:28.360 For you.

00:27:28.880 Also, I don't make my, I don't ask my boyfriend to hold my purse.

00:27:31.680 A lot of times though, because I'm super, we're super into cross bodies right now because

00:27:36.640 they're just so convenient.

00:27:38.120 So a lot of times he wears my cross body and just carries, I just put my wallet in there

00:27:42.460 and he just wears it.

00:27:44.140 Easy.

00:27:44.420 I'm like, how does it feel?

00:27:45.400 Because before he'd be like, can you hold this?

00:27:47.140 Can you hold this?

00:27:47.900 Can you hold this?

00:27:48.780 Not anymore.

00:27:49.100 And then when I got him his own cross body, he was like, wow, where have these been all

00:27:52.100 my life?

00:27:52.560 I'm all purses.

00:27:53.700 They've been around for a long time.

00:27:55.740 He just never thought to get one.

00:27:57.640 So when I got him one, he was like, this is the best thing ever.

00:28:00.480 Cause now he doesn't have to like carry like a backpack or anything, especially when we

00:28:04.300 go to like Disneyland or Disney world.

00:28:06.660 Yeah.

00:28:07.300 Like we used to always carry a backpack.

00:28:09.080 Like a fanny pack.

00:28:10.080 Yeah.

00:28:10.380 See now it's like a little fanny pack, which is easier.

00:28:12.240 Cause then you don't have something on your back.

00:28:13.480 Yeah.

00:28:13.700 Which is so funny.

00:28:14.480 Cause when we would go in the summer to like Disneyland, my boyfriend would wear it and it,

00:28:19.100 it's hot bitch.

00:28:20.280 Like hot as hell outside.

00:28:22.160 And I'd be like, Oh, I can take a train with the backpack.

00:28:24.100 And he'd be like, no, I have to wear it now.

00:28:26.400 And I'm like, why?

00:28:27.420 And he's like, cause he has like, it's, he's all sweaty underneath it.

00:28:31.020 He's like, I'm married to the backpack.

00:28:32.480 I can't take it off.

00:28:33.520 It's, it's married to my, it's soldered to my body at this point.

00:28:37.680 I will not take it off.

00:28:38.980 Did you go to the Disney in Florida or?

00:28:40.640 Yeah, both.

00:28:41.280 I've been to both.

00:28:41.880 Oh, okay.

00:28:42.200 Yeah.

00:28:42.420 We, we've been to Disneyland a million times, but Disney world actually went for the first time

00:28:46.980 right after playlists.

00:28:47.780 Oh, you love Disney?

00:28:48.700 Yeah.

00:28:49.000 I love Disney.

00:28:49.840 I'm a Disney adult, loud and proud.

00:28:51.300 I don't care what anybody says.

00:28:52.640 Do you like Disney?

00:28:53.260 I love Disney.

00:28:54.200 I've never been to Disney world, but.

00:28:55.960 Really?

00:28:56.240 You live in Florida.

00:28:57.020 You gotta go.

00:28:57.680 I live like an hour away.

00:28:59.280 You gotta go.

00:29:00.180 I just don't have no one.

00:29:00.980 I'm just like, I'm not going alone.

00:29:02.840 Oh, no, yeah.

00:29:03.440 Don't go alone.

00:29:04.280 But for sure.

00:29:04.920 Find another fellow Disney adult.

00:29:06.500 If I lived there, I would go with you.

00:29:08.020 When you come here, I'll go with you to Disneyland.

00:29:10.160 For sure.

00:29:10.760 Fun.

00:29:11.380 You know, it's so funny.

00:29:12.940 We went to Disney world for the first time, literally last year.

00:29:17.020 And right after playlist, I did like a family vacate.

00:29:19.740 We went over there and I'd never been there before.

00:29:22.480 Girl, planes, trains, and automobiles to get to anywhere.

00:29:26.040 Oh.

00:29:26.180 You have to take two trains, a bus, walk 10 miles.

00:29:29.420 I'm like, girl, I'm not built for it.

00:29:30.540 That's everything for airports as well.

00:29:32.220 I'm not built for it, bitch.

00:29:34.340 I can't do it.

00:29:35.400 I'm like, oh, I'm like, we're not there.

00:29:37.520 We have to change trains.

00:29:38.740 I'm like, where am I?

00:29:39.260 New York?

00:29:39.820 This is ridiculous.

00:29:41.160 Literally.

00:29:41.620 They're literally, like, I remember our first, like, day.

00:29:45.040 Our cousins were there.

00:29:46.160 So they were like, oh, you have to take the train three stops.

00:29:49.880 Switch once, two more stops.

00:29:51.900 I'm like, okay.

00:29:52.800 And my mom's trying to remember to tell us.

00:29:55.020 Write it down.

00:29:56.180 She was like, I'm going to tell you the directions now because I'm going to forget.

00:29:58.920 As soon as we got on there, we're like, one, two, three.

00:30:02.000 Then you have to walk in the heat.

00:30:03.740 How are you doing with the heat in Florida?

00:30:05.900 I live in the forest.

00:30:08.100 It's not as hot?

00:30:09.080 Is it not as hot or is it still hot?

00:30:10.920 It's not as hot.

00:30:12.560 But I have, like, trees around me.

00:30:15.120 Which is nice.

00:30:16.120 I'm good.

00:30:16.560 I'm hidden.

00:30:17.500 Girl, when I was there, I was like, this is a sinful heat.

00:30:21.380 Yes.

00:30:21.980 And I'm built for the heat.

00:30:23.160 I don't care about being hot.

00:30:24.960 I think the humidity mixes with it and it's just, like, bad.

00:30:28.520 It's unbearable.

00:30:30.640 I was like, I cannot believe that people choose to live here.

00:30:33.660 That's what I was thinking.

00:30:34.800 Yeah.

00:30:35.560 Like, in that, they just, and someone told me when I posted, I'm like, get less hot.

00:30:39.680 Like, I love the people that I met there, but get less hot immediately in Florida.

00:30:43.460 Do something about that.

00:30:44.900 Someone was like, oh, you should have come in the, I don't know if it's in the winter or in the spring.

00:30:48.220 And she said, like, lizards fall out of the sky.

00:30:51.180 Oh, yeah.

00:30:51.480 Now, in Miami, a lot of iguanas are falling down.

00:30:54.400 What?

00:30:54.840 In the Jurassic world?

00:30:56.400 Yeah.

00:30:56.880 What the hell is that?

00:30:58.220 When the temperature drops, they all, like, because, you know, the heat helps them, like, everything.

00:31:02.780 Yeah.

00:31:02.960 Yeah.

00:31:03.160 Take their energy.

00:31:03.700 But then when it gets cold, they, like, drop.

00:31:05.240 They're, like, paralyzed.

00:31:06.780 Yeah.

00:31:07.460 Horror movie.

00:31:08.060 You could be walking, like, in Miami.

00:31:09.140 And get hit by a lizard?

00:31:11.800 Mm-hmm.

00:31:13.120 Kill me immediately.

00:31:13.880 You don't know.

00:31:14.160 Shoot me in the head.

00:31:15.020 I don't want to be around when that happens.

00:31:17.080 I'm so scared of, like, reptiles.

00:31:19.100 You don't like reptiles?

00:31:20.160 Girl, no.

00:31:21.140 And if I saw a lizard fall, I'm suing.

00:31:24.440 The lizard and the city of Miami.

00:31:27.160 Are you out of your mind?

00:31:28.860 It's fun to see them fall, though.

00:31:30.900 It's like, oh, I wish I was mean.

00:31:33.240 You're, like, jealous.

00:31:34.340 Yeah.

00:31:35.200 She's like, yeah, they just fall out of the sky.

00:31:36.900 They literally fall on your head.

00:31:38.020 I'm all, what?

00:31:39.220 What the f*** are you talking about?

00:31:40.500 You can't, like, stand around trees at all.

00:31:42.320 Yeah, that's what she told.

00:31:44.360 That is the apocalypse, bitch.

00:31:47.160 Yeah, literally.

00:31:47.700 That's, like, the end of.

00:31:49.080 I can't believe that's a normal thing.

00:31:50.820 And people are like, oh, yeah.

00:31:51.880 Yeah.

00:31:52.100 This is lizard falling time.

00:31:54.240 Okay.

00:31:54.800 Or some of them just, like, put them in the garage.

00:31:55.540 Girl, this is the season when lizards fall.

00:31:57.500 Huh?

00:31:58.320 Huh?

00:31:58.560 There are people that collect them and put them in bins.

00:32:00.700 And they put them in either their garage or rooms.

00:32:02.900 And then they wait until, like, it's, like, hot.

00:32:04.760 For what?

00:32:05.000 Okay, you can go free again.

00:32:06.900 I don't know.

00:32:07.300 Okay, Eliza Thornberry.

00:32:08.160 That's cute.

00:32:09.080 Take that journey alone.

00:32:10.640 I can't go.

00:32:11.480 I'm so scared of reptiles.

00:32:12.860 Damn.

00:32:13.260 And fish.

00:32:14.180 Fish?

00:32:14.680 And birds.

00:32:15.520 Birds?

00:32:15.880 What else?

00:32:16.680 You should keep on going.

00:32:19.040 Everything that's not a mammal.

00:32:21.120 Well, that's not true.

00:32:22.280 There are some mammals I'm terrified of, I'm sure.

00:32:24.740 I just can't.

00:32:25.740 I don't know.

00:32:26.180 Are there any animals you're afraid of?

00:32:29.300 Spiders.

00:32:30.440 Oh, yeah.

00:32:31.120 Spiders are pretty.

00:32:32.880 Spiders are.

00:32:33.740 I didn't mean pretty.

00:32:34.740 I meant pretty standard.

00:32:35.800 That's what I was trying to say.

00:32:36.680 It's, like, a standard phobia.

00:32:38.520 Yeah.

00:32:38.800 Yeah.

00:32:39.100 Like, people.

00:32:40.040 Now, something about lizards.

00:32:42.700 Ugh.

00:32:43.240 Just.

00:32:44.100 The way when I was a kid, like, okay, there's this, like, I don't know if, like.

00:32:47.640 You know the past?

00:32:48.940 Not necessarily.

00:32:50.060 I just don't trust them.

00:32:51.280 I don't know what it is.

00:32:52.200 Like, I feel like we have a mutual understanding that we don't trust each other.

00:32:55.380 Okay.

00:32:55.500 And that's cool.

00:32:56.600 But there was this exotic pet store.

00:32:59.880 I forget the name of it, but I think it's in Orange County.

00:33:02.360 Because that's where I was born and raised.

00:33:04.020 Mm-hmm.

00:33:04.280 And they had a Komodo dragon in there.

00:33:07.580 But they let it walk around the store.

00:33:10.200 Oh.

00:33:10.300 And I think because it was raised in captivity, it's not, like, vicious to my knowledge.

00:33:15.180 But, like, I don't know much about it.

00:33:16.820 But I don't want any beef with it.

00:33:18.700 But the minute I found out that thing was free roaming, I was like, Drew's gone.

00:33:22.540 Drew's going outside.

00:33:23.400 Like, when I was a kid.

00:33:24.500 Because, like, they would bring them close to me and I would just freak out.

00:33:27.640 I don't know.

00:33:28.780 I don't know.

00:33:29.860 I don't know.

00:33:30.720 All peace, all love, but.

00:33:31.980 You must know something.

00:33:33.180 Yeah, we don't.

00:33:34.400 I feel that way about birds, too.

00:33:36.220 Oh.

00:33:36.760 Birds scare me.

00:33:37.880 Are you scared of birds?

00:33:39.720 I don't, like, I'm not scared of them.

00:33:41.760 Really?

00:33:42.320 I just, like, sometimes crows.

00:33:44.000 Ooh, crows, bitch.

00:33:45.460 Crows are one of the smartest birds.

00:33:47.980 Crows, if you're ever mean to a crow, it will remember your face.

00:33:51.800 Ooh.

00:33:52.140 If it sees you again, it's on sight.

00:33:53.960 Ooh.

00:33:54.360 The crow will literally attack you.

00:33:55.700 That is a fact.

00:33:56.500 I did not know that.

00:33:57.180 Girl, don't ever piss off a crow.

00:33:59.260 Ooh.

00:34:00.220 They got your number, bitch.

00:34:02.040 They literally have a photographic memory.

00:34:04.440 Ooh.

00:34:04.700 So they remember the people that hurt them.

00:34:06.340 I know they were smart.

00:34:07.360 I didn't know that.

00:34:08.080 Girl, they have vengeance in their blood.

00:34:10.600 I don't know what it is.

00:34:11.820 So that's why, like, okay, revenge movies, like, crows are.

00:34:14.740 And I want no beef.

00:34:15.880 Like, I always think, like, you know what?

00:34:17.740 Do you, babe.

00:34:18.680 You do you, I'ma do me.

00:34:20.060 Yeah, keep on flying.

00:34:20.940 You stay over there, I'ma stay over here.

00:34:22.280 I'ma keep on walking.

00:34:23.000 And that's why I always think when people, like, go into places where they're not welcome.

00:34:29.120 Yeah.

00:34:29.500 Like, and there's animals and they're like, oh my god, I can't believe I got attacked.

00:34:32.540 Yeah.

00:34:32.840 What are you doing there, bitch?

00:34:34.020 You clearly can't step around the fence and, like, keep on doing it.

00:34:36.700 I always think, what are you doing there?

00:34:38.660 Yeah.

00:34:38.940 Get out of its enclosure.

00:34:40.540 Get out of its habitat.

00:34:41.820 I don't know.

00:34:42.860 So, yeah, I've always been afraid of birds.

00:34:44.940 I don't know if that's, like, a personal thing.

00:34:46.620 I've never been attacked by a bird.

00:34:47.800 I just, like, don't like them.

00:34:49.480 My mom's been attacked by a goose, though.

00:34:52.080 Oh.

00:34:54.620 My mom's been attacked by a goose.

00:34:55.800 She literally was, like, chased down by one.

00:34:58.200 And then that was all the confirmation I needed that birds are evil.

00:35:01.200 Yeah.

00:35:01.520 And I don't.

00:35:01.780 Was she trying to, like, feed it?

00:35:03.520 No.

00:35:03.940 She was just minding her business.

00:35:04.920 Oh.

00:35:05.640 Like, she was trying to walk into a, she told me she was trying to walk into a building and

00:35:09.660 then it just ran up on her.

00:35:11.320 Damn.

00:35:11.800 And she was like, girl, get away from me.

00:35:13.760 Yeah.

00:35:14.020 It had issues that day.

00:35:14.680 She was literally like, girl, get away from me.

00:35:16.100 And then it kept, like, trying to bite her.

00:35:17.380 And then she threw her coffee at it and it didn't stop.

00:35:19.720 It just pissed it off.

00:35:20.820 Poor coffee.

00:35:22.480 She just ran away from it.

00:35:24.100 And I was like, see, I feel like stories like that are too common.

00:35:27.140 Okay.

00:35:27.420 Yeah.

00:35:27.520 That's why when I heard about the lizard falling, I was like, you will never see me in that season.

00:35:31.560 I'll promise you that.

00:35:32.360 Don't ever go to Miami.

00:35:32.980 It happened in Miami.

00:35:34.160 So don't go to Miami.

00:35:34.540 And only in Miami?

00:35:35.700 Yeah.

00:35:35.960 Because there's not much lizards in, like, Florida.

00:35:38.480 Anywhere else?

00:35:40.680 Probably Tampa.

00:35:41.920 But, yeah.

00:35:42.960 Oh.

00:35:43.560 Interesting.

00:35:43.660 Would you ever go to Florida again?

00:35:45.040 Yeah.

00:35:45.520 Yeah.

00:35:45.720 Not during lizard falling season, but, yeah.

00:35:49.040 If I do go and one hits me, I swear to God, I'm going to swing on the next person that

00:35:53.080 walks by me.

00:35:54.140 I don't care who it is.

00:35:56.060 I think there was, when I was, I lived in Hawaii for a long time and they have lots of,

00:36:01.160 well, they have lots of animals, but they have geckos that sneak into the house a lot.

00:36:05.180 Oh.

00:36:05.600 No matter where you live, no matter how nice the house is, it's going to have geckos and

00:36:09.140 there may be a roach or two.

00:36:10.300 That's just, like, how it is.

00:36:11.460 Yeah, it's just, it is what it is.

00:36:13.540 But I remember, the geckos, we have a peace treaty, I think.

00:36:18.120 Yeah.

00:36:18.400 Like, we were good.

00:36:19.120 We always leave them alone.

00:36:19.600 Yeah.

00:36:19.720 Okay.

00:36:19.920 You get the spiders.

00:36:21.020 Exactly.

00:36:21.500 Yeah.

00:36:21.680 Because my uncle would tell me to, like, don't kill those ones because they, or don't, like,

00:36:25.200 do anything to them because they kill the bad bugs, like spiders and stuff.

00:36:28.200 Yeah.

00:36:28.320 The roaches too.

00:36:28.980 A girl, a roach is so common in Hawaii and they're, like, those big ones and they fly.

00:36:35.280 Yeah.

00:36:35.760 So, it's, and that's normal.

00:36:37.500 You know that.

00:36:37.920 Yeah.

00:36:37.980 I went to Puerto Rico, like, a couple weeks ago for, like, it's been five years.

00:36:42.620 Yeah.

00:36:42.800 And then I went to my grandma's kitchen.

00:36:44.220 I just saw one.

00:36:44.860 I'm like, I'm back home.

00:36:48.300 My uncle used to joke, he's like, they pay rent here, so that's why they're allowed to

00:36:51.500 live here.

00:36:52.760 They're just so common.

00:36:53.940 Yeah.

00:36:54.420 In tropical places, like, they're super common.

00:36:56.100 And I remember when I first lived in, like, my first, very first dorm on college, like,

00:37:01.460 on the campus, there was a big ass roach, like, and it just ran out.

00:37:06.760 And I was like, oh, and I was terrified.

00:37:09.140 So, I was like, I had bug spray and I was like, what should I do?

00:37:12.800 So, then I thought, okay, I'm going to spray it.

00:37:14.780 But I opened my door just in case.

00:37:17.000 Yeah.

00:37:17.120 Right.

00:37:17.300 And so, I sprayed it.

00:37:18.580 Girl, I swear to God, it turned around and looked at me and then it charged me.

00:37:22.220 And then I ran away and I ran outside.

00:37:24.660 And I was like, that's the roach's room now.

00:37:26.780 Yeah.

00:37:27.000 I burn it.

00:37:28.240 I don't care.

00:37:28.560 New room for me, please.

00:37:29.420 I'll literally sleep out in the hallway.

00:37:30.880 I'm not sleeping.

00:37:31.820 And then I saw it leave my room and walk and go somewhere else.

00:37:34.740 And I was like, it said it was done with me.

00:37:36.760 Yeah.

00:37:37.060 And it took off.

00:37:37.840 Yeah.

00:37:38.200 You have a lot of bad experiences with your uncle.

00:37:39.860 Girl, I know.

00:37:41.220 And my uncle, when I told my uncle that story, who was, like, born and raised in Hawaii in

00:37:44.460 Samoa, he goes, oh, you just made it mad when you did that.

00:37:47.720 And I go, I didn't know they had feelings.

00:37:49.500 How was I supposed to know?

00:37:51.040 That's my room, girl.

00:37:52.180 You don't live there?

00:37:53.460 Well, she was probably there before me, so.

00:37:55.300 Probably.

00:37:55.740 That's on me.

00:37:57.460 Sisters.

00:37:59.140 Roommates.

00:38:01.300 Just the two of us.

00:38:02.840 Yeah.

00:38:03.720 Okay.

00:38:04.120 Let's see these next comments.

00:38:05.880 Okay.

00:38:05.980 This next one is, this is an example as to why we don't need girlfriends.

00:38:12.120 They spelled girlfriends wrong.

00:38:13.320 Girlfriends.

00:38:14.120 Oh.

00:38:14.380 And especially not wives.

00:38:16.880 Then.

00:38:17.760 That might be something else.

00:38:18.700 Stay with the bros then.

00:38:19.820 I don't even, that might be something else.

00:38:21.540 But, I mean, I feel like, I'm trying to think if, like, I've ever been on a shopping experience

00:38:28.740 with, like, a straight man, like, when they needed something.

00:38:31.980 I mean, I've taken my boyfriend when he needs to shop, but, like, I don't know if that counts.

00:38:37.360 I'm just trying to remember the experience of shopping with men.

00:38:39.900 I feel like when they shop, it's like, they just appeared in the store and they don't

00:38:45.120 know why they're there.

00:38:45.980 They're like, I just, I think I need this.

00:38:49.740 Yeah.

00:38:50.060 They have no plan.

00:38:51.020 You know how, like, when you go to the store, you're like, this is what I need, this, this,

00:38:53.620 and this.

00:38:54.240 It's like they woke up from a coma and they're in the store and they're like, what did I

00:38:57.360 need?

00:38:57.700 I think I need this.

00:38:58.760 And I know that too, because when I, my sister and I first started driving, my dad would be

00:39:06.760 like, hey, go to the store and grab some stuff for me.

00:39:09.240 Yeah.

00:39:09.920 And he would give me four things.

00:39:12.120 It's like four random groceries.

00:39:13.860 I'm like, okay, I buy all four.

00:39:15.720 I come home.

00:39:16.280 He goes, did you get this?

00:39:17.600 Something that wasn't on the list.

00:39:19.720 And I go, no, how would I have known?

00:39:21.960 Well, I need you to go back.

00:39:23.160 And that would drive me nuts.

00:39:24.820 I'm like, give me one comprehensive list.

00:39:27.820 Stop sending me to the store 50 times.

00:39:29.700 Yeah.

00:39:29.840 That's what my dad would do.

00:39:30.920 But the auto parts, I'm like, I can't do this.

00:39:33.280 I'm okay.

00:39:34.680 I cannot deal with these people.

00:39:36.180 Oh my God.

00:39:36.980 The car, like the auto shop or whatever.

00:39:40.000 Auto zone.

00:39:40.560 Yeah.

00:39:41.060 Valvoline.

00:39:41.620 I still don't know.

00:39:42.200 Like the whole words is like.

00:39:43.360 Neither do I.

00:39:44.080 And you know what?

00:39:44.640 I don't care to know.

00:39:45.920 I don't want to know.

00:39:47.240 Send me a picture.

00:39:48.580 That's like when I talk to like the men in those stores about like stuff for the car.

00:39:53.660 Yeah.

00:39:53.820 That's when I feel like, like my, my brain feels like what misogynists deem women to

00:40:00.240 be like stupid and like, they just don't know anything.

00:40:03.280 That's when you really, that's how I feel in those stores.

00:40:05.500 I feel like I fall into that stereotype in those stores and it makes me angry, which is

00:40:09.680 probably why I'm, I refuse to learn at this point.

00:40:11.920 It's like a principle at this point.

00:40:13.420 I'm like, I'm not learning.

00:40:14.420 You tell me.

00:40:15.020 Yeah.

00:40:15.580 And even then I'll still call my dad and ask him, does this sound right?

00:40:19.000 So my dad, he's like, he'll scream at me, but it's okay.

00:40:21.120 Yeah.

00:40:23.080 Yeah.

00:40:23.440 My dad would pump my gas when I was younger.

00:40:25.740 Yeah.

00:40:26.520 Um, that's just because I was a 17 year old girl driving alone.

00:40:29.260 Like my dad would take my car and put gas in it for me because he didn't want me to

00:40:32.680 go by myself.

00:40:33.380 Yeah.

00:40:33.680 Which is a safety thing.

00:40:34.840 That's on me.

00:40:35.440 Cause men would be like, that's, she's being spoiled.

00:40:38.040 That's because y'all are dangerous.

00:40:39.460 That's why my dad would do that.

00:40:40.400 A couple months ago, I found out what petroleum and like diesel, like what the difference

00:40:46.300 is.

00:40:46.560 Yeah.

00:40:47.080 What is it?

00:40:48.300 No, like they're different.

00:40:49.220 Like one is like, they are different.

00:40:54.280 One is like for trucks.

00:40:55.900 Yeah.

00:40:56.100 Like diesels for different kinds of cars.

00:40:58.180 Yeah.

00:40:58.420 Yeah.

00:40:58.580 Exactly.

00:40:58.980 Cause I tried.

00:40:59.900 I'm like big car.

00:41:01.040 Take diesel.

00:41:03.480 Yeah.

00:41:04.080 That's how I thought it was.

00:41:06.160 You know, when I would pump gas, you know how like you, if you just swipe your card,

00:41:10.660 like if you're not putting a certain limit, like you don't give them a 20 or something,

00:41:12.960 you just swipe your card and then you pump.

00:41:14.360 And then when it fills, it clicks.

00:41:16.220 Right.

00:41:16.980 I used to think that like when I would take it out and I would like press it a little

00:41:20.380 bit more, I used to think that was me stealing free gas.

00:41:23.620 I dead ass would think like this is me cheating the system.

00:41:27.980 I'm not getting too, but like.

00:41:31.060 No, but I'm clicking it and I'm spending more money.

00:41:33.600 And in my head, I'm like, this is me stealing.

00:41:36.320 Fuck capitalism.

00:41:37.580 Fuck.

00:41:39.860 Take that capitalism.

00:41:43.220 Me thinking of like me being so performative.

00:41:45.800 Take that.

00:41:46.700 Right.

00:41:47.180 Even though I was like, they're like, girl.

00:41:49.380 He's like, no girl.

00:41:51.060 They're like, thanks for the extra 15.

00:41:53.320 They're like, thanks stupid.

00:41:54.880 Yeah.

00:41:55.400 Oh my God.

00:41:55.900 The way I told my sister that I just confessed that to her, like maybe last year.

00:41:59.460 Oh, I used to think that I was like doing something.

00:42:02.740 I'm like, they don't know that I know this.

00:42:05.320 One of those.

00:42:06.320 One of those hacks.

00:42:08.080 Those life hacks.

00:42:09.240 They don't know.

00:42:09.920 Yeah.

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00:43:12.080 I think anything, when I, well, my first car that I ever, like, bought myself was a Prius

00:43:17.980 because I was like, ooh, hybrid.

00:43:19.440 And, like, the way that the oil change things would go off, sometimes I'd be like, that

00:43:28.800 sounds like a suggestion.

00:43:29.920 I haven't changed my stuff at all.

00:43:30.300 And Drew's not going if it's not a requirement.

00:43:32.060 Yeah.

00:43:33.220 You don't, you haven't changed it at all?

00:43:34.900 No.

00:43:35.620 My dad, I think, does it for me.

00:43:36.900 Your dad takes it?

00:43:37.800 Yeah.

00:43:38.020 Or does he change it for you?

00:43:39.160 I think he does it for me.

00:43:40.440 Oh, that's nice.

00:43:41.460 Yeah.

00:43:41.740 That's super nice.

00:43:43.100 Oh, my God, girl.

00:43:43.960 One time I had to jump my car.

00:43:46.000 And I don't know if you know this, but, like, Prius is the batteries in the back.

00:43:49.400 It's in the trunk.

00:43:50.600 Which I only found out because I had to Google it.

00:43:52.640 Wait, you have batteries?

00:43:54.900 Oh, yeah.

00:43:55.900 Like a car battery.

00:43:56.840 I'm, like, thinking about a regular battery.

00:43:58.460 Oh, like a double A?

00:43:59.460 Yeah.

00:44:00.400 Like a Duracell?

00:44:01.600 Yeah.

00:44:02.320 No, like, your car battery.

00:44:04.620 It's in the trunk, which I only found out because I had to look it up.

00:44:08.960 Yeah, because it's usually on front.

00:44:10.460 Yeah.

00:44:10.820 Yeah, and then they, like, someone's like, oh, where's your battery?

00:44:14.400 And I'm like, girl, I don't know.

00:44:16.100 So then I had to, like, look it up.

00:44:17.460 And I'm like, oh, it says it's back here.

00:44:19.000 And I literally, thank God for the internet.

00:44:20.900 No, we love it.

00:44:21.820 Otherwise, I'm just a big idiot when it comes to cars.

00:44:24.240 I don't care.

00:44:25.540 I don't need to know.

00:44:26.640 I just don't.

00:44:27.300 I know most things.

00:44:28.160 Not much.

00:44:29.680 It's more because my dad was like, okay, dad.

00:44:32.600 I don't know anything.

00:44:33.580 And that's okay with me, honestly.

00:44:35.720 Whatever.

00:44:35.980 Just be cute.

00:44:36.660 We all have our strengths.

00:44:37.940 Yum.

00:44:38.100 Oh, also, this is another thing about the car.

00:44:42.820 Are you like, do you love to drive or do you like to drive?

00:44:44.720 I love to drive.

00:44:45.460 Really?

00:44:45.960 Yeah.

00:44:46.420 I love that for you.

00:44:48.140 I don't love to drive.

00:44:50.500 I always, it's so funny because, like, my whole family, I think it's because all of us drove a lot.

00:44:55.940 But, like, when I worked at the NFL, I lived two and a half hours away.

00:45:01.000 Like, so I would drive two and a half hours one way.

00:45:03.560 Okay.

00:45:03.780 And then.

00:45:04.500 I mean, I like to drive when it's, like, for fun.

00:45:06.520 For funsies.

00:45:07.300 Yeah.

00:45:07.660 Well, I think that's what ruined driving for me.

00:45:09.880 Same thing with my whole family.

00:45:10.980 Like, we've all driven a lot for work and stuff when we worked nine to five.

00:45:14.320 So, none of us like to drive.

00:45:17.240 But my boyfriend and his whole family, they love to drive.

00:45:20.440 Oh, that's good.

00:45:21.260 Yeah.

00:45:21.600 So, I'm like, passenger princess, bitch.

00:45:23.340 You made it.

00:45:23.800 I'm sitting in the passenger seat.

00:45:25.040 I don't care who knows it.

00:45:26.800 You did that.

00:45:27.280 I'm sitting there.

00:45:27.700 He always drives.

00:45:29.360 When we go to, like, Vegas, he'll drive the whole way.

00:45:32.700 He, like, prefers to drive.

00:45:33.980 That's cool.

00:45:34.180 For everyone's like, you're making him.

00:45:35.340 He prefers to drive.

00:45:36.680 And I prefer to sit.

00:45:38.200 So, there you go.

00:45:38.900 I'm sad.

00:45:40.360 I prefer to sit and eat snacks.

00:45:42.200 That's what I prefer to do.

00:45:43.360 Yeah.

00:45:43.720 So, there you go.

00:45:44.420 And then I just tell him about things, like, I just talk to him the whole time.

00:45:47.780 That's good.

00:45:48.440 Right?

00:45:48.700 We all have our strengths, once again.

00:45:51.260 Okay.

00:45:51.600 This last one on here.

00:45:53.760 Oh, here it is.

00:45:54.740 This last comment says, yep, this is me shopping with my girlfriend.

00:45:58.280 And then she complains when we go to Cabela's.

00:46:03.340 What is Cabela's?

00:46:05.000 I don't know.

00:46:06.280 Does anyone know what Cabela's is?

00:46:07.320 Does anyone?

00:46:07.760 What's Cabela's?

00:46:08.600 It's like Bass Pro Shop.

00:46:14.720 Okay.

00:46:15.680 The store that races spawn out of.

00:46:17.680 Yeah.

00:46:18.280 Like, Fortnite.

00:46:19.340 They just, like, come out of there.

00:46:22.520 It's Bass section.

00:46:24.060 Wait, you said Bass Pro Shop.

00:46:25.320 Is it Bass Pro Shop?

00:46:26.240 It's the equivalent of Bass Pro Shop.

00:46:27.500 Okay, Bass Pro.

00:46:28.220 I always say Bass Pro Shop for some reason.

00:46:30.200 Like, I can't read.

00:46:31.060 Oh.

00:46:31.740 I like that bit.

00:46:32.160 Yeah, plus guns.

00:46:32.880 Oh, okay.

00:46:34.420 Now we're talking.

00:46:35.480 Yeah.

00:46:35.660 I just started watching Duck Dynasty.

00:46:37.480 So that.

00:46:39.140 Dude, Cabela.

00:46:40.120 Okay.

00:46:40.440 So we've since found out that Cabela's is an equivalent of Bass Pro Shop.

00:46:44.440 Mm-hmm.

00:46:44.800 Plus guns.

00:46:45.940 Oh, is that like the one with the bass?

00:46:47.640 That they have the hat?

00:46:48.640 Oh.

00:46:48.800 Yeah, girl.

00:46:49.620 Yeah, girl.

00:46:49.800 It's a whole store.

00:46:51.060 Wait, is Cabela's the one that has, like, lots of nature shit inside of it?

00:46:54.900 It's like whole forest.

00:46:56.060 Yeah.

00:46:56.200 There's a lot of boys that.

00:46:57.780 There's a lot of giant animals.

00:46:58.680 Yes.

00:46:58.980 Yes.

00:46:59.300 Yes.

00:46:59.720 Okay.

00:47:00.000 I do know what Cabela's is now.

00:47:01.100 A lot of boys make that store their personality.

00:47:02.540 I know.

00:47:03.020 Oh, killing animals.

00:47:05.260 Can you imagine?

00:47:06.360 I've killed animals.

00:47:07.800 You walk in there early.

00:47:09.040 Yeah.

00:47:09.580 I've had to.

00:47:10.560 I love them guns.

00:47:12.300 That's another thing that I'm like, I don't care that I don't know about that.

00:47:15.300 Yeah.

00:47:15.900 Guns.

00:47:16.240 Do you need that?

00:47:17.120 I know.

00:47:17.600 That's why I'm like, I don't need that info.

00:47:19.000 For what?

00:47:19.880 You know what I mean?

00:47:22.100 My girlfriend complains when we go to Cabela's.

00:47:25.080 Probably because it sucks.

00:47:27.260 Probably.

00:47:28.140 Probably because it sucks.

00:47:28.940 Or just go by yourself.

00:47:29.900 Yeah.

00:47:30.340 Like, why doesn't she go to Target and you go to Cabela's?

00:47:32.800 Yeah.

00:47:33.300 She's probably like, no, we just have to pass through here for this.

00:47:36.040 And she's like, damn.

00:47:37.020 Well, then I think, what are you doing in there?

00:47:39.600 Are you buying guns all the time?

00:47:41.660 Like, do you shop there so frequently?

00:47:43.120 How many guns do you need?

00:47:43.660 Yeah.

00:47:43.860 You shop there so frequently that she complains often.

00:47:47.100 Yeah.

00:47:47.400 What are you buying there?

00:47:48.920 She's just looking.

00:47:50.280 An outfit for a wedding.

00:47:53.380 That's why I'm like, you go to, okay, she goes to Target, you go to Cabela's, then break up.

00:47:57.880 Yeah.

00:47:59.900 And I'm sure there's going to be some people that are like, I love that store.

00:48:02.780 Like, I'm a girl and I love that store.

00:48:04.900 That's the one for him, I guess.

00:48:05.940 Okay, then find a new girlfriend.

00:48:07.220 Also, I think those kinds of stores, too, have been, they've become like a thing for them to counter.

00:48:15.120 It's not even really that they love shopping there.

00:48:17.240 Yeah.

00:48:17.620 It's just like, they just don't want to go to Target.

00:48:20.180 So they're like, well, when I want to go to Cabela's, you have all these problems.

00:48:23.720 What are you going to do at Cabela's?

00:48:25.700 Nothing.

00:48:26.460 Nothing.

00:48:26.940 Nothing.

00:48:27.280 I can't afford a gun there.

00:48:28.280 You know that.

00:48:28.880 Why would you bring that up?

00:48:30.300 It's like, see, and I knew it was about me not having a job.

00:48:32.860 It like turns into a different argument.

00:48:34.240 You always bring that up.

00:48:36.000 Yeah.

00:48:36.360 It's probably because my mom died, isn't it?

00:48:38.020 It's just like all over.

00:48:39.460 Like, it just, I bet you anything.

00:48:40.920 It keeps going.

00:48:42.080 It just starts over and over and over again.

00:48:44.240 I can't think of a worse store, honestly.

00:48:46.960 What's the worst store you can think of?

00:48:50.580 I think like a hunting store for sure would be up there for me.

00:48:53.560 A hunting store?

00:48:54.640 Yeah.

00:48:55.720 I was going to say like a sporting goods store, but I actually kind of like those stores.

00:48:59.600 Yeah.

00:49:00.180 Just because they're good to buy.

00:49:01.880 I like, I don't know if you, like when I went to the snow, I went to like Dick's Sporting

00:49:07.040 Goods and I bought stuff on the snow.

00:49:08.280 Oh, I love Dick's.

00:49:08.800 Dick's is awesome.

00:49:09.920 That's a great store.

00:49:11.520 And not to stereotype, but it's a great store to get gifts for like uncles.

00:49:15.680 Yes.

00:49:16.300 Dads.

00:49:16.760 You know what I mean?

00:49:17.580 A lot of older people.

00:49:20.080 Yeah.

00:49:20.440 I bought a couple Yeti coolers for Christmas this year for some men in my family, which they

00:49:24.980 loved.

00:49:25.560 And you can get those at Dick's.

00:49:27.460 You don't have to go to Cabela's.

00:49:28.820 We love it.

00:49:30.440 Yeah.

00:49:30.600 No.

00:49:33.580 Okay.

00:49:34.160 So just to wrap this up, what are your final thoughts on shopping or people who want to

00:49:40.160 shop or maybe feel embarrassed that they like to shop?

00:49:42.600 Honestly, I don't really care.

00:49:45.380 And you shouldn't either.

00:49:47.180 No.

00:49:47.800 I just go shopping wherever I'm comfortable with.

00:49:51.000 Yeah.

00:49:51.440 I don't really care.

00:49:52.060 I go to a lot of women's stores and I just, a lot of women do like the ones that work there,

00:49:57.880 they look at me, I'm like, yeah, I just like shopping here and they don't make it a big

00:50:01.960 deal though.

00:50:02.480 Yeah.

00:50:02.660 I love that.

00:50:03.840 That's the good.

00:50:04.260 I've never run into like someone that makes it a big deal.

00:50:06.260 I think that's such a good point to make and to talk about too, because I feel like

00:50:11.560 sometimes I think, I was just talking to my boyfriend about this actually the other

00:50:14.360 day that like toxic masculinity has like deprived some men of like the ability to really showcase

00:50:21.260 like their style, what they like to wear, like when it comes to shopping, because they're

00:50:25.540 like so afraid of shopping in certain stores or they like feel nervous about it or whatever.

00:50:29.940 And I think the further you unpack that, the easier it'll be to like access like your

00:50:35.600 true self-expression, whatever it looks like.

00:50:37.700 Exactly.

00:50:38.180 Right.

00:50:38.720 It's, it's just like, so it's how comfortable you feel though.

00:50:42.780 Yeah.

00:50:43.400 And it's the best feeling.

00:50:44.840 Just clothes that will fit you, do good to you.

00:50:47.820 And make you feel good.

00:50:49.100 Make you feel cute.

00:50:50.580 Make me feel cute, good and baddie.

00:50:54.280 Love that.

00:50:55.080 Okay.

00:50:55.620 Thank you so much to Koda for coming on my show.

00:50:58.760 Oh my God.

00:50:59.400 I adore you.

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00:51:03.160 So everybody can find me on K-O-D-A-S-T-E-V-E, Koda Steven.

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00:51:14.340 So yeah.

00:51:14.860 Ooh, love.

00:51:15.860 And make sure y'all go follow Koda immediately.

00:51:18.320 If you haven't already, I'm sure most of you already have.

00:51:20.340 I know.

00:51:20.740 But if you haven't, please go follow him.

00:51:22.740 He is so funny and just the best overall.

00:51:25.480 I will make a day.

00:51:26.300 And night.

00:51:27.180 Period.

00:51:27.660 That's a promise, babe.

00:51:28.900 Yes.

00:51:29.180 Thank you all so much for joining us on this episode of the comment section show.

00:51:33.940 You can catch episodes in full on the YouTube channel on Past Your Bedtime YouTube channel.

00:51:39.760 Actually, you can also stream every single episode on all streaming platforms.

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00:51:45.580 You name it, bitch.

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00:51:49.180 Thank you so much to Koda for being my amazing guest.

00:51:51.500 And I'll see you next week.

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