LONG LEGS Ft. BRETT NEUSTROM ｜ Episode 199
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1 hour and 31 minutes
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222.08943
Summary
This week, Brent Neustrom joins us to talk about his time at the NHL All-Star Game, his love of all-star games, and his love for oldies like Bon Jovi and The Doors. Plus, Brent gives us a sneak peek into his upcoming movie, "No Country For Old Men."
Transcript
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Yeah, no, yeah, no, but like, yeah, pretty much.
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I just know Nicolas Cage is in it, and he's maybe like a vampire.
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Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me,
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your fave, everybody knows me, who cares about me.
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Today we have another all-star with the one, the only, the hilarious, Brent Neustrom.
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That's like with Spotify rap coming out and people posting me, like, being their number
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So it's like, also, you can see the other people.
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I got one, a couple this morning that were like, I've only listened to, like, two episodes
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If you've only listened to two episodes and one podcast this year, it's going to be me.
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I haven't even really taken a good look at mine.
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Honestly, I think this is, like, the best it's ever been.
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Like, I was like, and look how, mm, I'm so different.
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And every single year, like, I'm like, okay, next year, like, I genuinely have to, like,
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get into older music just for, like, the, like, one post.
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But, yeah, mine, my age at game year was, like, 22, which I think, like, I don't even
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know if we've gotten ages in the past, but, like, if it wasn't, like, that's the oldest
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Like, again, this is, like, the most mature my playlist has been in 22 years.
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It's like, you have the taste of a 22-year-old.
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I've only seen, like, my top, like, artist things.
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But what's funny about that is I only saw them because I filmed something for Spotify
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with Spotify Wrapped specifically, like, a month ago.
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So, they didn't show me everything, but they showed me my top artist.
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But I do remember there was one guy in there that wrote, like, there's a lot of Broadway in
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I didn't know you were in a Broadway like that.
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But, like, the fact I didn't, like, assume theater girl or know it.
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Like, yeah, you're already, like, way cooler than everyone else.
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You're an indie theater girl because you're low-key about it.
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I just think when something's, like, so overhyped and talked about by everyone in every conversation,
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That's how I feel about, like, almost holidays now, which, like, now I'm just, like, am I
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But I'm like, oh, we're talking about Christmas.
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Didn't we just fucking have Christmas last year?
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I actually need to, like, go, like, full pendulum swing to, like, let's put the Christ back in
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I get a nativity scene, like, a live nativity scene in my front yard.
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Are you, like, really into holidays and Christmas?
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And also, I also, I was, like, literally telling Brett off camera, I was, like, I have
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Because I got one right before I had to film a bunch of stuff with, like, the most HD cameras
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Or, like, I need, like, the enhancement filter on TikTok that, like, flickers.
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If we have 7K, we can have, like, the smooth out filter.
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Which I kind of was with, like, I just need to, like, get it together.
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I also think in L.A., I'm from Iowa, and so, like, when it gets cold, it's, like, yeah,
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But, like, here, it's, like, I'm sweating all the time, so I'm not, like, wait, Santa.
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We need, like, a better surgery for, or just even, like, a quick fix.
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I started using natural deodorant, and then I stopped two days later, because I'm, like,
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Like, I really am not afraid of aluminum anymore.
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Yeah, go ahead and inject it into me at this point.
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I agree, because there are some natural deodorants I've tried where I literally was, like, you're
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Since I've hit puberty, I've never smelled that way.
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I don't get what, like, natural deodorants are, like, I would smell better if I didn't
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Like, if I just, like, wore nothing, I would smell better.
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It's, like, how are you pulling out the odor from inside of me?
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Honestly, that's why I started getting Botox right here, because it's supposed to help
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I mean, I don't ever, wouldn't struggle from this, but, like, butt sweat?
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Do they, like, can they shoot up someone down there or no?
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But then would, like, the butt cheeks be a little inverted or no?
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No, because I don't, I think what they, me just speaking so confidently, I have no fucking
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Every injector is going to jump me in the comments.
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I mean, my assumption is that it's not, like, filler.
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Like, a little bit younger and then older as well.
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I was imagining, like, handsome Squidward's face, but it's my butt cheeks.
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It's just, like, randomly very, like, firm in some areas.
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But if it doesn't sweat, like, I will take a distorted ass.
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I've joked about how, like, if I shaved my head completely fucking bald, I would probably
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I'm convinced I just have too much hair on my body, on my head, on my person.
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Like, I have permanent sweat stains, which sucks because, like, I can't even start fresh.
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Like, obviously I would sweat through this shirt, but, like, now it's, like, there's
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And then it also starts, like, getting kind of, like, almost white.
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It's almost a little bit of discoloration as well.
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And everyone else, it's, like, they're, like, glistening at best.
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And, like, I'm, like, no one can, like, touch me or my back.
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I look like the guy at, like, a wedding who's, like, doing way too fucking much.
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Like, maybe, like, tried ketamine for the first time ever and is, like, sweating.
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Holiday party on Saturday that I'm, like, I have to already think, like, it's going to be crowded.
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I have to be taking, like, lots of steps outside.
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Just like, no, I just, like, need to clear my head.
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What's funny is when I did a hosting gig for Sandisk, who they were, like, so lovely and amazing.
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They had, like, a little gift basket for me with stuff in it, like, in my car when it came to pick me up.
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And then, because I talk about shitting myself all the time.
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Did you, like, get into, like, a car and it was, like, a presentation of this?
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They had, like, a basket, like, roses, water, like, Diet Coke, because that's my, like, favorite soda.
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Like, I hate when someone will comment something and it's, like, I can't even be mad at that because
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But I feel like you would, I could vibe with you on that.
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Like, they're just, like, saying things where you're, like, right.
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I, like, try not to read DMs anymore because it's always just, like, what the fuck are
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But then it's also, like, I need to know what the fuck you're saying.
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No, I'm not going to, like, you just don't get me.
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And then I'm, like, make a three-part story set.
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And I'm, like, no, I don't even, like, care about the comments.
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My relationship with the comments is, like, bordering on abusive.
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And it's, but also at the same time, it's, like, I told this to Brittany when she came
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on for the Glinda episode, but I was, like, someone wrote to me, you have a frowny face,
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And I, for real, was, like, and I told her, I said out loud to myself, I'm not looking that up.
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The, like, it was very similar to, like, when I went on Zach Sang's show, I literally said,
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But, like, I was, like, someone said, you're wall-eyed like me.
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This was at the very beginning of me doing this, too.
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And then I looked it up and, like, horses are wall-eyed because they can look two ways at once.
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Because their eyes are on opposite sides of their head like that.
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And I was saying, like, who's we, first of all?
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And so, like, he clipped that and that did really well on TikTok.
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But in the comments, people were like, I love her.
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But, yes, medically speaking, it does look like you're wall-eyed.
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I, I get tagged, I, like, got tagged by someone in a story once who was a famous person.
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But she was, like, saying this whole thing about how, oh, like, these are women you can
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follow that, like, they don't care that men don't find their bodies attractive.
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Like, me of all fucking people in the, I'll tell you the names after, but, like, of all
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the people, so they're like, this big fucking fat, fat ass doesn't give a shit.
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It's like, yeah, it's like, oh my God, I love how you just, like, don't care.
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Man, you really don't care what you look at at all.
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But she was talking about on a podcast, just like views and kind of being obsessed with
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And she's like, I remember I was talking to my friend Brett and he'd be like, oh, I get
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40, I got 47 views, like, on this, like, and I don't give a shit.
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No, he literally can get fucking 11 views and literally does, like, like, proceeds as
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And she really said, like, I remember we were at a coffee shop.
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She's like, no, he literally does not give a fuck.
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So I'm trying to, like, learn from him, not give a fuck about how horribly my video, I'm
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I'm like, I'm glad it, like, meant something to her.
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When he goes, it's not, like, no one's ever called me beautiful.
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It's looking at it through different eyes or whatever the fuck.
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When we watched it at the premiere, my cousin Adam was with me.
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And he's like, it's looking at it from a different perspective.
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I also think it's so crazy because, like, Cynthia's obviously just, like,
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And it's like, well, I mean, I've changed the way of you, beauty.
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It's like, she's still, like, objectively beautiful.
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I literally was laughing about that later because I know that's what happens in the stage play.
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It's just, like, in the movie, it feels jarring because it's so intimate.
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And, like, I was telling him, that's, like, really, like, I mean, like.
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A heartwarming new comedy from James L. Brooks.
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I have never in my life felt this way about any other woman.
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It's a perfect holiday comedy about an imperfect family.
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And me and my sister joked about this, but, like, when you see Jonathan Bailey as the skier crow, now who's ugly?
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Well, and it's, like, when they first showed him, too, I was, like, oh.
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Like, just, like, a second half, like, your body first, and then the face, like, all at once.
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So, it is, like, okay, yeah, you do kind of have to be with him, because, like, he looked great before, and now he's busted.
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Right when she, like, gets him, like, wrapped around.
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I recorded a video last night about this, like, type of man I hate online right now.
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I was, like, I just need to talk about it with you right now.
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But it's the, like, self-proclaimed goofy guy who makes, like, a compilation video of
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him being, like, silly, like, dancing funny at, like, a wedding or, like, throwing his.
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It's, like, the second a man puts up his, like, sets his phone up to take a video of him.
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There's this guy who, like, will set up his phone in, like, the grocery store aisle and
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will be, like, when I remembered I had free will.
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It's that meme with the chips on her head and, like, can't take this crazy girl anywhere.
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You, like, making your friends take a video or picture of you being silly and then posting
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And, again, just, like, the get ready with me, like, dancing.
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Why do you, like, why are you setting up your phone and taking a video and also posting it?
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You think I want to see you do a little happy dance?
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I don't want to see you be happy, yet alone post online of you being silly and quirky.
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And looking for other women to be, like, I wish my, I hope my husband looks like this.
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I want my husband to dance with me at a wedding.
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Like, it feels like it's, every time I talk shit like that on here, if it gets clipped in
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any way, it'll go on TikTok and then it'll go to the wrong side of all the men who fucking
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Like, and then they'll all be like, so you don't like watching men experience joy?
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Like, it's so funny because I'm like, no, I don't.
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I don't watch, I don't enjoy watching straight men commiserate with each other and have
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And yeah, it's all like what they think is like written by a woman.
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Because you make videos that are so like, you are so right about the hate.
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Like the shit that you genuinely, it irritates you.
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It's like the most minute niche things, which like I relate to on a cellular level.
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Like when you're talking about it, you're like, no, no, I don't want to want.
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Or when you made that video, when you were talking about these are things that I'm allowed
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Like if I have something funny to say, I have to say it.
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And also it's adding to the experience for other people.
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You knew you were going to be sitting in that seat.
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You knew you were going to be sitting in that seat.
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I go, do you ever do this thing with blind spot checking where you like just kind of like
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And I go, no, like you look, but like you don't look.
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I was like, you know, like you do like the whole like motion.
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And the only reason I do that is because there's other people in the car.
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And then I go, okay, well, I thought there was community in this car.
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I thought I could be vulnerable and transparent.
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When I was in driver's ed, I didn't know when they're like, you have to look.
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So I would just do like, I somehow passed driver's ed, but I think it literally was just
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because there was no one in my blind spot the entire time I was driving.
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But if there were, was, I would have like fully gotten a car accident and not passed.
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When I took my driver's permit test, like, you know, you have to do the written one.
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You had to have that for like six months and then you could take the driver's test.
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When I did the written test, I failed that thing twice.
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The third time I like, my mom took off work early to like take me both times.
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The third time she's like, I'm not taking you out.
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It's like in like the first page of like the room.
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I was like, I literally scheduled it for 7 a.m. tomorrow.
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How the fuck was I supposed to know there was going to be an eye exam?
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I was like, literally my mom just told me what to do when I came.
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And so like, I remember, so I have horrible fucking vision.
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And so I've had terrible vision for a very long time.
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And so in high school, I used to do what I just call free balling, which I just like
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It's like, if it's meant for me, you know, and I felt very, I'm like walking by faith,
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And so I, for real, like would just never wear anything.
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And then I would bring my glasses to school and I would wear them in class so I could like
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But for the, like, I remember when my mom got me tested, cause they were like, I think
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I was like, they're going to talk, think I'm talking about autism.
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When I was getting tested for that, they told her to take me because I was squinting
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And then she asked me, can you see anything right there?
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Like I can see shapes generally in colors, but I just can't read anything from far away.
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When a teacher's teaching and I like the board, you're like, I don't know.
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And she asked me, she was like, what do you do in class when you can't read the board?
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Like I literally asked them, can you tell me what that says?
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And they just say it to me and I just write down, I'm like, oh, cool.
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And my mom was like, you're not embarrassed to ask people.
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Price of the price of community is inconvenience.
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Cause as kids, my sister like would always read menus to me if they were far away.
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And then she would tell me, I'd be like, oh, okay.
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So that's why I was like, well, this is normal.
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I'll just ask the person next to me to do the same thing.
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I walk up, she goes, okay, we're going to do an eye exam.
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And she goes, okay, well, you can't take the test.
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But can you just start, can you tell me what's the first?
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And I remember when I first did an eye exam, my mom and sister were in the room, and they
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were laughing the whole time because I got every letter wrong.
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And my eye doctor was like, you just walk around in a big blur all the time?
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And I used to, when I did get my license and I was in high school, I used to tell my
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friends like, oh, I only need glasses to drive at night.
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So at night, like I have to see because it's like, it's darker, but during the day I can
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And during the morning, it's like nighttime for me too, because that's how bad my vision
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Well, if you don't address something as a problem, it's not a problem.
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Unless it's dark out, then I'll put on my glasses.
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And my mom was like, why don't you wear your glasses all the time?
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I have, thank God, good vision or else like those would be like, I would need like damn
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near like wiper, windshield wipers on those, defrosters.
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No, that's why like glasses are such a fucking nuisance to wear all the time.
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Well, especially when I wanted to do like glam makeup, stuff like that.
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I was like, they're just getting in the way of everything.
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And I was like, but I wear them in class and I just put them on and then I would just take
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Now that I wear contacts all the time or glasses, I don't know what my problem was and how I did
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Sometimes when I don't want to feel overstimulated, like if I'm feeling really anxious or like
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And I literally said it's like putting a crate over, like a blanket over my crate.
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You're like, I just don't want to see or know anything right now.
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I just, when I've heard about it so many times, it's hard for me to like stay excited
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And it's just like, this is such like a thing for that community.
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Like, I'm like, I am just such like a, oh yeah, I think it's fun, but it's like, it
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And it's always just bizarre where it's like, I like randomly went the night it came out
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and it was like the diehards and then like me being like, yeah, I'll see it.
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It reminded me when I went like skiing for the first time and like people, they're like,
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And I'm just like, I just want to get down a hill and then I'll like go get like a drink
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And these people are like, this is like the most important thing to them.
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And then yeah, it's like, oh wait, people are actually passionate about it.
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And that feels like, oh wait, like I'm not like y'all.
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Cause like, I kind of want to be here, I guess, but not like, like really want to be
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I think that's a healthy attitude to have about things.
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But I think it's like, I, I also don't want to be the person.
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And it's like, if someone really likes something and there's no point of me being
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Like I don't like love it, but like, I'm not going to shit on it so much.
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And it's just so annoying where it's like, oh my God, have you heard this song?
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So that's why I think your content is so funny because it's like a safe place for
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Well, I also think like pretending to complain is so fucking funny.
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Like I really like don't get upset about most things.
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And so I'm like, but it's kind of fun to be like, oh, fucking gay.
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But like, I genuinely, I'm like, if I cared about this, I wouldn't be like posting it on
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Like if I actually was like, I don't like, I wouldn't just be like, obviously I don't give
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And I hope people like realize that where it's like, oh, I'm not actually like, it's
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Your comedy is so funny to me because it's, it is nuanced.
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Like it is, wouldn't it be so funny if someone was genuinely upset about this?
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But then people are like, oh, I think he genuinely is upset about this.
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And then they just think I'm like, but the people get it.
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Also, it's fun to be like, to like talk shit on things.
00:35:16.580
Not like dogging shit out for the sake of just being contrarian.
00:35:19.860
But like, if you don't like something, you don't like something.
00:35:23.060
I was experiencing the same shit when worlds were trying to jump me about the summer I turned
00:35:27.240
What'd you say about the summer I turned pretty?
00:35:28.320
I said, I wasn't a team Conrad girl and they wanted my head on the castle walls.
00:35:58.060
And I said, they made him so, I made this joke to my sister and maybe you'll get it.
00:36:02.340
But I said, the version of Jeremiah they were writing in the last season, based off the
00:36:14.560
I don't get it, but that out of context is kind of like this guy.
00:36:28.260
Same guy at the wedding that you were talking about.
00:36:30.100
Well, also like the guy, his like friend, Beefstick, what is his name?
00:36:34.640
Like Red, Red, Red, Red, Red, Redbone, Redbird.
00:36:56.840
And it's like, you got one friend, like, then like you end up becoming.
00:37:03.260
I kind of feel like that actor is like that in real life, too.
00:37:09.380
And you know what's crazy is I made that joke on my sister and I's podcast after we watched the first two episodes.
00:37:15.020
I said, they, the smear campaign they're running is crazy.
00:37:23.020
And then fast forward to the end when Belly's in Paris.
00:37:27.500
Okay, so when she's in Paris, remember that first night she goes to fucking Bergein or whatever the fuck?
00:37:36.000
With her, is that when she was chasing down her suitcase where she had her?
00:37:41.920
Yeah, and they put her in, what's the shoes called?
00:37:50.100
Making her run around in a light-washed jean with dark black Solomons.
00:37:56.420
She's called off her wedding, let's just put in something.
00:38:00.340
When she's at that German club and some guy's, like, harassing that girl that helps her get in,
00:38:08.080
And they turn around and he goes, I'm not even kidding, go watch.
00:38:12.700
No, and I literally was like, my mind is so powerful.
00:38:19.720
When I tell you, before I even started watching, I said that, no, he, well, I mean, the fact
00:38:24.780
that he, like, cheated on Belly and, like, Cabo is so coded.
00:38:32.900
I also, I'm like, he's not hot enough to be, like, cheating on.
00:38:49.460
Every time they were showing her close-up, I said, oh, my God, she has the most beautiful
00:38:57.700
But when I was talking my shit about Conrad, oh, girl, they wanted me dead.
00:39:03.000
They were spreading rumors about me in the town square that I was a witch because they
00:39:08.720
It's like, I talk shit about real people and y'all are mad at me talking shit about this,
00:39:14.220
Now, they're, like, meaner to you about that than, like.
00:39:16.460
They're like, no, I think it's really great what you do, but honestly, this is too far.
00:39:25.380
Someone literally wrote a comment to me and said, I unraveled all of the work I've ever done
00:39:39.900
Yeah, you started it and also you ended it with that stance.
00:39:49.280
So, I get what you mean when you're, like, it's, I told, I've, like, joked about this
00:39:53.640
with my friends before, but, like, when they're, like, you're actually not, like, this
00:39:57.020
was an insane comment we got once on my other podcast with my sister, but it was, like, we
00:40:06.120
So, I was, like, I was talking my shit about it mostly just about how awful the men were
00:40:10.600
And it was every takeout, every scene I was seeing was from TikTok exclusively.
00:40:16.960
And someone said, you actually can't talk about this show if you haven't watched it.
00:40:30.580
Like, even if I'm not watching it, I get, like, TikTok, like, reels.
00:40:38.300
You actually can't, unless you've seen all 477 episodes of season three, you can't fucking
00:40:47.820
And I told her, my ethos for shit like that is literally, yes, I can, because you're not
00:40:56.460
Also, why are y'all back in Love Island this, like, and also, it's like, all the men are,
00:41:03.420
It's not even, it's like, they're like, no, you're just, you're too hard on them.
00:41:05.180
No, they literally, like, are horrible and then continue to get worse.
00:41:28.040
Yeah, we, I literally, like, when I was getting that kind of hate and then the Conrad thing
00:41:33.560
happened right after that, I was like, this is fucking ridiculous.
00:41:38.040
And if you bitches think I'm going to die on a hill for a fake white boy, like, you're crazy.
00:41:46.660
In fact, I was team, everyone go the fuck home, you're pissing me off.
00:41:50.100
Everybody go home and think about what you did.
00:41:51.900
Well, I also think we're similar because it's like, I don't care, but I'm going to,
00:41:56.620
I don't give a shit, but I'm going to talk about it.
00:42:00.600
And it's funny to have, like, strong opinions of things you don't give a shit about.
00:42:04.360
Like, I don't think about any of the things that I complain about.
00:42:08.740
No, I just think it's hilarious to be, like, upset, like, pretend to be pissed off.
00:42:15.720
We can all laugh because it's not a big deal because who cares?
00:42:20.520
Well, and one time, like, I was, like, described, because I don't know, notoriously, I don't
00:42:26.760
Like, I, this has been a running bit for years, but, like, I thought Paul Mescal.
00:42:33.980
Paul Mescal, who's Dylan Minnette and Logan Lerman.
00:42:41.080
I thought all three of those guys were Logan Lerman.
00:42:44.100
So every time I would see them, I'd be like, Logan Lerman.
00:42:47.940
And, like, they bring their best physical qualities.
00:42:50.540
That would, like, truly send me into psychosis, probably.
00:42:56.360
And I'm like, wait, those all are the same person.
00:43:04.640
Like, even with Daisy Ridley, Daisy Edgar Jones, and the show Daisy and the Six.
00:43:11.680
I was literally going to, like, those last two, I'm like, yeah, I knew where you were
00:43:23.600
And I literally said, so is Daisy Edgar Jones, is Daisy and the Six about Daisy Edgar Jones?
00:43:30.700
And then I go, so the Daisy, so then, and I kept going, Daisy Edgar Ridley Jones.
00:43:35.740
Like, that's what I was thinking in my head, and I was like, oh, my God.
00:43:37.780
No, that's, also, I'm like, we need, we only have room for one Daisy in this industry.
00:43:49.680
It's like, it's like such a weird-itis I have, because I'm just, even when I was like,
00:43:55.320
going to meet Paul Mascal at the Oscars a few years ago, but it ended up not working
00:43:58.660
But she was like, oh, he's really excited to me, he likes TikTok, and I was like, Pedro
00:44:02.240
That's, I have a really hard time with those two.
00:44:10.620
Yeah, and then she, like, told me, and I was like, oh, from 13 Reasons Why, and then
00:44:14.920
she goes, no, that's Dylan Minnette, and I go, that's Logan Lerman.
00:44:24.920
And she's like, no, those are three different entire people, and I was like, I didn't know what I'm
00:44:28.300
doing, like, Vanderpump Rules, I thought they were a family.
00:44:33.920
I thought they were a family that ran a restaurant, and it was kind of like the bear.
00:44:42.840
But I literally thought, I was like, oh, they're just a big family.
00:44:45.580
This is genuinely how, like, our parents probably are, where it's like, they hear these, like,
00:44:49.300
words, and then they just combine them, but, like, we are now becoming that.
00:44:52.640
Yeah, where it's like, no, Vanderpump Rules is Big Brother, which is, like, the bear
00:45:01.140
All of it is so, it makes me feel so removed and 100 years old.
00:45:06.440
So, like, I notoriously don't know a lot of things, like, shit like that.
00:45:10.340
And so, one time we did this thing where I was describing the plot of movies to her,
00:45:19.000
So, I described Pride and Prejudice, and I was so confident.
00:45:27.460
Like, she's, like, you know, like, the older, bitter sister.
00:45:33.900
And then, like, they, you know, like, plays cat and mouse game, like, hard to get.
00:45:37.800
And then, like, at the end, he, like, confesses his love to her in the rain,
00:45:40.440
and then he dies of pneumonia because he's in the rain.
00:45:45.780
And then everybody was like, that is nowhere near the plot of Pride and Prejudice.
00:45:55.500
Well, I don't know what movie you were describing, but it definitely wasn't Pride and Prejudice.
00:46:00.220
And I was like, oh, so he doesn't die of pneumonia?
00:46:02.760
And then they were like, he doesn't get sick at all.
00:46:14.440
Well, because sometimes I'll just tell people, like, they're like, have you seen it?
00:46:19.900
And in my head, I'm like, I just know, like, a couple things about it.
00:46:29.500
Like, I mean, I feel like I just have the gist.
00:46:32.900
So, like, when the new Gladiator movie came out, speaking of Paul Pascal, I literally was like, oh, we should go see the new Gladiator.
00:46:38.860
And then my dad was like, oh, have you seen the first one?
00:46:44.740
And then he goes, well, you have to watch the first one to understand the second one.
00:46:56.180
Like, but then my sister was trying to convince me to go see, I forget what it was.
00:47:02.780
She's like, you have to, let's go watch the new Sonic movie.
00:47:11.740
And I was like, well, no, I need to study the Sonic universe.
00:47:15.040
Yeah, but with Gladiator, I was like, nah, I got it.
00:47:17.680
Yeah, that's, it's like a three and a half hour movie.
00:47:34.420
Troll, or Sonic is like, I don't, how would the plot, like, I want, how would I digest the
00:47:46.240
I mean, like, I don't, I just, I would feel more comfortable if I knew the plot going into
00:47:54.220
Do you have any favorite, like, franchises, movies, TV shows?
00:48:02.300
I feel like sometimes just watch such, like, shitty stuff that I'm, like, I need to, like,
00:48:06.120
watch something that's, like, kind of, like, inspiring and, like, oh, this is actually,
00:48:13.320
The summer I turned pretty, like, I, like, I thought we all just were, like, this show
00:48:16.280
is kind of bad, but we all, like, like watching it.
00:48:19.560
But then I, like, found out recently people thought that was, like, really good television,
00:48:25.120
Yeah, I thought we all kind of knew it was bad.
00:48:36.320
You said, yeah, you said, let me lock in to some, to some real stuff.
00:48:41.240
I just feel like everyone in L.A. just watches so many things, and it's just, like.
00:48:49.520
And there are some things that I just have the gist of.
00:49:05.680
I, like, miss when I used to do that, where I'd be, like, part 47 of this movie.
00:49:20.600
That's also the most insane movie to just, like, watch and, like, follow more for part three.
00:49:33.240
I was already watching it on TikTok, and I said, well, I might as well.
00:49:39.060
See, that's a movie that I don't, I haven't seen, but I would just be, like, well, like,
00:49:51.220
I just know Nicolas Cage is in it, and he's maybe, like, a vampire.
00:50:02.520
But, like, you know where I'm, like, where I'm coming from.
00:50:12.640
I think you're thinking of that other scary movie.
00:50:23.180
Something, oh, my God, one of my good friends the other day was, like, saying, stretching
00:50:32.560
And my other friend was, like, I don't mean this in, like, a bad way, but Bailey, the
00:50:46.220
And then I was, like, oh, wait, that would make me the large animal.
00:50:54.180
So, which obviously I took no offense to, but I brought up, like, every opportunity.
00:50:59.920
So, don't mind my large animal frame sneaking past you.
00:51:06.040
Like, recently I did a shoot and I had to wear this top that was, like, really tight
00:51:14.040
So, I was, like, they were, like, really pushed up to my fucking neck.
00:51:19.380
Like, they had me in it with jeans and a blazer.
00:51:35.800
And I was, like, I was, like, telling my sister.
00:51:37.880
I was, like, dude, look at my, my tits are up to my neck.
00:51:42.740
She goes, and I don't, like, they look like, and I don't mean this in a bad way.
00:51:53.500
No, I was, like, I love you, but it looks like a chest plate.
00:51:57.440
It was, like, a giant one that drag queens wear.
00:52:02.880
And it's, like, seconds before, like, all right, Drew, ready for you.
00:52:06.720
And you're, like, do I, like, what do I do about this?
00:52:14.420
So, now, like, and when I showed her the pictures of those, she was, like, chest plate.
00:52:24.360
It's crazy, because anytime anyone, like, has to preface anything, it's always the most
00:52:30.460
And I'm, like, I would honestly just rather you just, like, be a dick and just, like,
00:52:34.200
just say it straight out than be, like, I love you and I don't mean for this to come
00:52:39.680
And now when someone says that, I'm, like, I'm just going to stop you there.
00:52:45.460
Yeah, when I've made jokes about my own teeth on, like, TikTok.
00:52:56.040
I was like, you have good teeth, so I'm confused for that.
00:52:58.300
Yeah, well, I had braces for a long time, but I never wore my retainers after.
00:53:02.040
So my bottom row is crooked because of my wisdom teeth.
00:53:06.820
And I was like, and if I did ever want to change them, I would do it with money I've
00:53:14.380
But I was like, but I like my teeth, so I'm not bothered by it.
00:53:17.600
And, like, people would be like, I hope you never change your teeth.
00:53:31.180
Unless you're talking like a fucking bombshell, like, Miss Incredible ass build character.
00:53:50.060
There was, like, something else to my friend, because, like, I got pitched this deal that
00:53:55.940
But they were, like, they had put me in, like, a deck.
00:53:59.560
You know, they send you decks, and they're like, this is our ideas.
00:54:04.080
Far more famous than me, and the other people, too.
00:54:06.580
And, like, under each thing was a description of, like, who we were.
00:54:10.220
And, like, mine said, viral body positive influencer.
00:54:18.760
It's, like, really funny, because I've never once talked about my, like, used my body as
00:54:24.760
In fact, like, nobody saw my body for, like, the first year.
00:54:27.600
And now it's, like, white, and now it's in my job description.
00:54:39.460
I would rather you just put girl underneath it.
00:55:05.360
That's why, like, when I get shit like that, like, you're just like me.
00:55:19.600
But I'm, like, okay, obviously, like, that's funny.
00:55:34.120
And if I were to give you any advice, don't go around telling people that.
00:55:39.160
You can even just ask me what I do and I'll tell you.
00:55:50.320
But I feel like you are, like, a very normal, aware person.
00:55:53.820
And I feel like, randomly, I've been around so many not normal, aware people.
00:56:05.640
Because it's, like, there's some people who are, like, I'm mutuals with and, like, sweet
00:56:09.580
with who I, like, think have a very dark energy.
00:56:15.220
But then it's, like, you've seemingly only been nice to me.
00:56:17.600
But I don't, like, you give, like, you are icking me out.
00:56:24.320
But then it's, like, I still have to be, like, nice to you.
00:56:29.280
And I feel like there's, and even, like, outside of this industry, I feel like there's
00:56:31.680
so many people just, like, recently, I've been, like, wait, people are fucking insane.
00:56:38.400
And I think, you know, the whole, like, you got to work on yourself.
00:56:49.460
And y'all, like, need to be, like, why are y'all fucking insane?
00:56:54.460
I, like, I saw someone, too, like, recently, like, speaking of that same kind of energy at
00:57:01.260
And it was, I have met this person a couple times already.
00:57:09.900
And then, like, the next time I saw this person, like, recently, they were, like, congrats
00:57:23.960
And it was funny because we were, like, in a photo line.
00:57:27.400
And I was, like, trying to make small talk because I was, like, oh, it's kind of cold
00:57:31.140
Oh, like, I'm just making conversation because I don't want to have this very weird posturing
00:57:36.720
Like, and it's, like, it's one of those things where it's, like, you don't have the best
00:57:42.500
You've never personally wronged me, but I can feel it.
00:57:45.040
I can feel that you don't fuck with me and I don't know what it is, but, like, none of
00:57:50.120
And then I was, like, oh, is this the line to, like, get pictures?
00:57:55.420
Like, I think she thought I was going to ask to cut, which I wasn't.
00:58:01.320
And she goes, yeah, well, knowing you, you could probably skip the whole thing.
00:58:12.900
Like, I feel like I've been way more confrontational recently if someone's being weird.
00:58:16.980
But then it's also, like, in, there are a lot of settings where it's, like, you kind
00:58:21.080
of just have to take it up the ass with a smile.
00:58:27.360
I'm going to start swinging on you, like, while Getty is, like, taking pictures?
00:58:31.620
Well, and there are people that I genuinely dislike in this industry and I've never been, like,
00:58:38.440
And when they do see me in person, I can tell sometimes that they like me or they have liked
00:58:44.880
But I make it a point to, like, not say anything because I was like, I don't want to talk to
00:58:52.760
So, like, actually, I would say they're all men, but for the most part.
00:58:55.760
But there are men that I know just don't fuck with me.
00:59:03.040
Because some of the rudest people I've ever met in this industry are literally TikTokers.
00:59:07.020
So, like, the rudest people I've ever met in my life are TikTokers.
00:59:10.980
There are so many people who just, like, make you feel, like, small and stupid for no reason.
00:59:15.540
And also, like, a lot of my friends do social media and are kind of in this space and a lot
00:59:20.900
And so I'm like, I always see how people, like, treat my friends who, like, aren't necessarily
00:59:26.920
And also, like, when people are, like, bigger than me and, like, they treat me like nothing
00:59:30.800
and then it's like, oh, now I got, like, a little bit more followers.
00:59:38.440
But then it's like, you have to, like, be like, oh, but it's like the, like, congrats.
00:59:46.060
You didn't, like, you actively avoided me and pretend like you didn't know who I was, like,
00:59:51.700
And now it's like, wait, it looks like you're doing so well.
00:59:58.400
And I know what you mean, too, about treating your friends who are not in the industry, too,
01:00:02.120
like, or people they just don't recognize, right?
01:00:04.720
Like, because I take my sister everywhere with me, too.
01:00:08.900
But, like, sometimes people have been very genuinely rude to her in front of me.
01:00:14.040
And I get what you mean, because I can't swing on you like I want to.
01:00:18.420
But there's, like, one girl in particular was, like, extra rude to my sister, like, two,
01:00:24.500
And then I literally was like, yeah, have a good night.
01:00:32.940
And she's like, every time people are rude to me, I'm like, kiss who's never coming
01:00:41.060
That's genuinely, like, how petty I am, where I'm like.
01:00:49.500
You're going to be fucking begging me for a job someday.
01:01:03.280
Or sometimes I've had people be like, I don't know.
01:01:13.780
I've been getting confronted by people who, like, I've met once, like, in passing that
01:01:21.660
And I'll be, like, in a big group setting where I'm, like, with some of my best friends
01:01:26.600
And they'll be like, can I, hey, can I be honest with you?
01:01:37.680
Honestly, I felt like the first time I met you, like, you didn't really make, like, an effort
01:01:46.000
I got called out by a friend's friend who is in town for, like, one night.
01:01:50.100
This man had never brought up her friend, like, this girl I did.
01:01:54.600
And I was, like, being very nice and welcoming.
01:01:57.100
And then at the end of the night, she, like, literally stood up and, like, screamed at
01:02:00.360
all of us, which was, like, I will never like you.
01:02:08.380
Well, also, too, I think that's one of those things where people, like, are projecting
01:02:14.280
But also, I feel like it's like that saying where they say, like, you think about yourself
01:02:18.700
too much, like, we all think about ourselves too much.
01:02:21.600
Like, I can never imagine having imaginary beef with someone I've never met and or spent
01:02:29.380
Like, even when sometimes I've met some people who were, like, kind of rude to me, like,
01:02:34.560
But the next time I saw them, they were like, I'm so sorry about that time.
01:02:37.980
So I give people, like, general breathing room to, like, figure it out.
01:02:55.120
But I just think, like, that whole energy of, like, I don't know.
01:02:58.280
I just feel like I think you think too much about yourself because I haven't thought about
01:03:04.500
And I don't write people off like that unless it's, like, a really, really close friend
01:03:12.120
And even then, if it's work shit, I'm not going to be rude to you.
01:03:21.780
Like, you're like, well, I'm too old for that shit.
01:03:26.380
Also, like, what do you mean I'm putting out a fire from, like, this random, like, stray
01:03:36.060
And also, like, honestly, I felt like you didn't really make an effort.
01:03:42.160
It's not like I was, like, being a bitch to this girl.
01:03:47.100
They're like, I just felt like you didn't make an effort.
01:03:57.160
I'm, like, never rude to anyone unless they deserve it.
01:03:59.960
But, like, this girl didn't deserve it until the end.
01:04:03.160
But even then, I was, like, you're being so insane that I wasn't even, like, I want to be
01:04:12.200
Like, literally, I talked to someone who was, like, was kind of a friend of one of my really
01:04:26.840
And immediately, they tried to talk shit on my friend to me.
01:04:47.360
I said, well, I don't know anything about that.
01:04:50.740
And in my head, I was thinking, like, yeah, you're never going to see me again, bitch.
01:04:55.600
This will be the last conversation you and I ever have, unless it's forced.
01:04:59.840
Like, at least let's, like, talk for, like, two hours and be like, oh, honestly, can I
01:05:08.260
I was thinking, like, you don't ever, like, feel the room first.
01:05:10.920
Like, you're never like, let me see if this person wants to spill tea with me.
01:05:15.240
And it's also, like, again, like, why the fuck would I shit on my friend who, like.
01:05:24.240
And I feel like it's been, like, very prevalent recently.
01:05:30.660
And it's, again, people who I'm like, well, I don't want to even, like, waste my breath
01:05:34.420
And now, like, I'm having, like, an altercation at a bar with you because I didn't, like.
01:05:47.460
And I just didn't say bye to you before you left.
01:05:49.440
And now I'm, like, I'm getting fucking chewed at.
01:06:07.140
Okay, so it says you were on your high school cross-country team.
01:06:14.980
No, it was so funny because, like, I have really long legs now, but I really didn't get
01:06:20.860
them until, like, my senior year of high school, which is, like, oh, at this point, I've just
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been fucking horrible at sports all through high school.
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And, like, that's the only way to kind of be cool in, like, especially, like, Midwest high
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schools is, like, being good at sports, which, luckily, you think, fuck, I was funny because,
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So, but, yeah, I was, like, horrible at cross-country.
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I would, like, have my sister pick me up, like, if I had to run more than, like, three
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And they had pasta dinners every single, like, before the meet.
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And, like, all of the moms would, like, cook up, like, really good pasta and, like, homemade
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And then I would, like, literally be, like, the day of the meet.
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I, like, I jumped down a flight of stairs one time and my sister saw me at home because
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I wanted to hurt myself, so I wouldn't have to run.
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Which I'm, like, the only thing that's more embarrassing than jumping out a flight of stairs
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to not run a high school cross-country meet is jumping out a flight of stairs, your sister
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seeing you, and also you don't injure yourself, so you still have to run.
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Like, why do I have to go through the, like, no, seriously, like, I actually broke my ankle.
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Well, I know, I think you're crazy for doing cross-country.
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Well, I say that, but I literally did, I played soccer.
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That was my main, that was my main sport that I did, like, travel for.
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I think I saw something, a statistic when I was playing that was, like, on average, you
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touch the ball for, like, two minutes in 90-minute games.
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Yeah, but then it's, like, you run, like, five miles, and it's, like, oh, shit.
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Soccer is so funny, because it's, like, obviously, when you're in it, like, you're so, like,
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Like, okay, that was, like, no, it's just, like, you have that connection with the ball.
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But then it's, like, at the end of the day, you're just kind of, like, running around.
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Just, like, trying to be available if you can help out.
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But, like, now I'd be, like, I'd just be, like, this is, like, embarrassing.
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I'm just, like, kind of trotting around, randomly sprinting.
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That's, like, I get what you mean, though, about sports being the thing, because that
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I played volleyball, soccer, and then in high school, and then what else?
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Solely because my mom said, you have to join another sport for spring.
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And so she was, like, I was, like, well, there's only, like, fucking track.
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But I didn't want to run because that's all I fucking do in my other sport.
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And then me and my sister were on the same team, like, her senior year of high school.
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Their senior year of high school, my junior year.
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So we were all on varsity shot put in discus together.
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It was, like, us and, like, his best friend at the time and one of our best friends at
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the time and, like, other kids that we, like, all knew and we all played sports.
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And, like, it was the most bullshit-ass sport for me.
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Like, I literally was there for, like, to workshop bits.
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Yeah, I was, like, running game on my bits, like, just going over them.
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And I remember, like, my, our head coach, he used to be, like, okay, enough.
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Because me and my sister were always, like, laughing and telling jokes and, like, entertaining.
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And I remember one time he would, like, separate varsity and JV and we were both on varsity.
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And he's, like, no, I'm separating the giggle twins.
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And you're, like, okay, I'm going to get you ready to throw.
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And just, like, walk all the way back the day you put it down.
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I also think, like, my high school cross-country coach was, like, so, like, you have to give 150.
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I literally was so horribly behaved that I had, like, a senior, like, assigned to me to be my stretching partner.
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Because when I would be with my friends, we would just, yeah, we'd be fucking around.
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So this, like, and it's, of course, it's, like, the fucking, like, weird senior who, like, is trying super hard.
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And so he would stretch me out, which obviously I'm, like, this is so fucking funny.
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Like, my friend's next to me, like, cracking up.
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But I'm, like, why the fuck did my coach, like, assign me a shepherd?
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I'm here for the pasta dinners and camaraderie.
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I don't even want to run at the meets that I have to run at.
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I give it to me that, like, that's how we felt their senior year, like, and my junior year
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Because even my man, like, he was genuinely Mr. Popular in high school.
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And, like, he played football and then did track that one time with us.
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And, like, we would fuck around together a lot, like, just joking and laughing.
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But we also had, like, that was when group chats first became a thing.
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Like, on iPhones, I'm, like, a million years old.
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This is a running bit in my family that we had no way of knowing that he was going to
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But we, our coach, again, takes it too seriously.
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And then there were, like, two kids that took it way too seriously.
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The rest of us were just there for a good time.
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So he would always be, like, he would, he said some shit, like, oh, you guys better be
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Yeah, I was, like, if anything, it's, I know my, I know I wasn't for real.
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I know I wasn't for real and I don't need to go to the banquet.
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I don't need to put on a dress for it and, like, show up to the high school cafeteria
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And we were, like, yeah, like, we're not going to go to that.
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And I also was playing soccer at the time, too.
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And he had texted us in a group chat and was, like, he had said, well, actually, right before
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the meet, he was, like, really, really looking forward to seeing all of you there.
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Because we had all said we're not going because we have other things to do.
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And he was, like, make sure you guys are at the banquet, blah, blah, blah.
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And then my man texted in this chat and said, won't catch me there.
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And then he texts me and my sister right after that and goes, my bad.
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So, like, most oftentimes we're, like, won't catch me there.
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Even now, like, when I see something, they're, like, do you want to go to this?
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It says you used to work as a member services associate at a fitness center.
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Well, obviously, like, that job title is, like, not real.
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But then I also worked at a gym in high school.
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But Barry's out here was, like, fucking insane.
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And it was, like, everyone out here is just, like, if, like, I hated my body before.
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You then go work at a Barry's boot camp in West Hollywood.
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I'm also, like, how is everyone here, like, somehow more ripped than the next person?
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But, yeah, it was, like, fucking crazy and insane.
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But, like, it was just, like, a perfect job to fuck around at.
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And then it's, like, the COVID restrictions just made our job so easy.
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And then it's, like, oh, now we're getting more lax.
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And it's, like, okay, now you have to actually, like, work more.
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Like, I think, like, COVID's still such a thing.
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We don't need to move inside and open a new studio.
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But, yeah, it was definitely a time in my life.
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You know, like, those memories when you look back on jobs.
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Like, yeah, in the grand scheme of things, like, it was, like, an entertaining, fun job.
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It says, your mom is a flight attendant and once took you to Paris for 24 hours.
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But she, like, they have so many things in the back that they can give you for, like, special treatment.
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Which I'm, like, y'all have just been, like, sitting on ice cream, like, hot fudge sundaes.
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But, like, I'm, like, a sweet little princess every single flight getting jack shit.
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Now, I know you'll have ice cream sandwiches in the back.
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So, I just, like, my mom sometimes would be, like, I'm going to this place for three days
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I just thought of the video you had posted of your parents watching the storm.
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Where it's, like, guys, first of all, it's just fucking raining outside.
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Like, how have we had, how has every conversation we've had today, it'll be, like, 4 p.m.
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Like, how much can you say about the rain before it's just, like, it's fucking rain?
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It makes me laugh so hard when parents act so parent-y.
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Like, it's just, it's the funniest thing in the world to me.
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Like, my dad was, my mom was telling me this story that my dad was relaying to her.
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But she started it off with, do you know what this means?
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Like, when you hold it down, like, on your leg or something?
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Like, I guess my next question would be, why do you need to know what that means?
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She's like, oh, well, I didn't know what it meant, but your dad was explaining it to me.
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It's also, like, this was a thing, like, eight years ago.
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Are you talking about the thing that happened, like, 12 years ago?
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And she literally was like, oh, well, your dad was telling me, because he goes, he, my dad
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said, do you know what, but they kept going like this, like, A-OK, you know?
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My dad was like, yeah, because my man does this a lot in pictures to be annoying and stupid.
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And so, like, him and his brother have played that game for fucking ever.
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And so, he goes, well, I think Billy made it up.
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I'm pretty certain he made it up, because I've only ever seen him do it.
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And when I told my man, he goes, what harm does it?
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Next time I see your dad, I'm going to tell him, I did make that up.
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It is funny, like, when you do one thing around, like, a parent, and it's like, oh, you created that.
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And I'm like, no, that's, like, been trending for eight years, and no one has done it.
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It's like when they watch something on your phone, you're like, look how funny this is.
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It's so funny that, like, our parents are now, like, how I assume I was to them, where it's like, watch me do this.
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And now it's like, I don't fucking, I don't know who that is, mom.
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I don't even know, like, to my, I was like, you know, it's like, one of those ones we, like, push up your, they push up their sleeves, and then they, like, and it, like, slow-mos it, and then it's, like, a sexy song in the background.
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I think everything is, like, no, I mean, like, physically pushing up, he's like, what is pushing up sleeve?
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He's like, so, and, and women find that attractive?
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It's like, no, I'm literally physically talking about moving your, okay.
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And I was, I was literally trying to explain the concept of, like, ghosts from Call of Duty cosplay, like, edits, like, of, of the cartoon.
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So I was telling him, it's the cartoon, because I was trying to explain, I was trying to use that to explain the avatar.
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I was like, and my dad's like, but he's a cartoon.
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Like, I was like, okay, so here's the thing about that.
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And I'm, like, trying to explain all that solely just to get a joke off.
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Like, I was trying, I was just trying, I was just trying to get a joke off.
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I've been talking about this for, like, two hours now, and I haven't even been able to say my punchline that I, like, thought of.
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And then you don't even get to do the joke, because it's like, it took us 45 minutes for you to even get to, like, the intro part for me to start, like, getting to the joke.
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And now I'm irritated, and I don't want to tell the joke anymore.
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Just know that if you didn't need me to explain that, it would have been bad.
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Like, that would have been, that would have done really well.
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People would have fucking loved that shit, and you ruined that.
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But, yeah, no, it is, like, getting frustrating to, like, it's, like, sometimes, like, it isn't even worth explaining.
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My sister, we call, because my sister's the oldest, we call her, like, IT for the family.
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So, like, anytime my parents don't remember passwords, don't remember emails, don't remember, like, my mom will be like, what was the email I used to sign up for my,
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Or sometimes she'll be on the phone with me, she'll be like, well, I have to call your sister because she knows which ones I used, like, what passwords I used for my Panera points.
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No, like, I had to stop telling my mom she could.
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Like, I was like, you can't keep texting me asking me for your Apple ID.
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I actually am just worried about my own passwords randomly.
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Like, I randomly don't remember your password from 2011.
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I don't know why that's my, like, that's on me now.
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I literally, that's also my parents ordering stuff on DoorDash, too.
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Because when I'm not there, they know how to do it.
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But then when my sister's there, I'm like, you do it.
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She goes and she, my mom will literally be like, what did I order from that place?
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And my sister goes, the same thing you get every time.
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It's like, the one you ordered last time is, like, it literally says, like, order again.
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Yeah, she's like, oh, well, it's just, like, easier when you do it.
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It's always, like, what was the, like, why do you think I'm ever remembering your shit?
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Like, why would I know what you ordered from your Kava order from 2019?
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Do you think I, like, plugged that information in somewhere?
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I have to remember that just in case you pronounce one day.
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It was tzatziki, the harissa, and the regular hummus, I think.
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My favorite thing my parents do is, like, when they ask, and then we're like, oh, you got
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My mom does this funny-ass thing, because we all have aura rings.
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I initially got one for my man, because he loves to track that stuff.
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And, like, I got one for myself to track my health concerns, because I'm a hypochondriac.
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And one time my mom was like, what's your guys' – like, they have, like, a cardiovascular
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Like, this is how old you are cardiovascularly.
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I think hers was, like, fucking 21 or something.
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And I go, did you literally ask so that you could – because you knew mine was older than
01:25:27.460
It's always the person who, like, starts the question, where it's, like, then they're
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Wait, am I the – so I'm the only one who's 21.
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So, wait, my heart is technically the youngest – no, I'm not trying to be, like – I'm
01:25:48.040
Back to your – when you were saying about the guy who's just, like, the worst, like, your
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There's, like – and I told you it reminds me of that chip bag.
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We have this running bit with my cousin Adam where we, like – we go, oh, my God, stop.
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Being annoying is the funnest job in the world.
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But I'm glad we do it both in taste because we're not the, like, actually, like – like,
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that person who's annoying is, like, actually, like, tag me.
01:26:59.080
Something similar that we do to that is when we go – if someone goes, oh, and can you just
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Like, if someone just says that, we go, oh, my God.
01:27:14.380
I can stop off at a different location and get that for you?
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Not by money, but by the fact that I had this opportunity to stop at Sephora and pick
01:27:31.440
I know you're friends with Tristan and all of them, too.
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They also, like – I feel like for a long time I, like, didn't know them, like, on a
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They're actually, like, really good people and good friends, too, which is awesome.
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They are, like – I've never met anyone who's, like, quicker on their feet.
01:28:00.340
I told you, Tristan – everything they say, all the bits, all the characters.
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Yeah, when we were at Brittany's royal court party, I was, like, telling Tristan – me
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and my sister have a bit from Tristan, specifically, at the Barbie premiere when we were there together
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with Brittany, because I think Brittany took Tristan.
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And, like, when we – or no, actually, Tristan went on his own.
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And he immediately goes, I'm actually not working right now, so I actually can't help
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Oh, you're going to have to take care of that, babe.
01:28:33.460
No, they're, like, so fucking – all of their mannerisms, too.
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And we'll be, like, passing someone on the – hello.
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And then also another one they do, which this one, like, it kind of sounds like you're
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And just, like, all of them, like, I unfortunately pick up immediately.
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I need to, like, sit and watch the three of you guys and just study you.
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It's, like, we've never seen, like, brains do this thing.
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It's just, like, lighting up in ways that we've never seen before.
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When the three of y'all come together, it's just truly powerful.
01:29:29.720
Hey, I think we should do a thing in the new studio.
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Where you put the all-stars starting now, just, like, on the wall.
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And don't take a picture of me right now because I have my style.
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So I'll send in just a gorgeous headshot, completely face-tuned.
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And if you want to send that out to casting directors, just put that out wherever you need it.
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Don't take a picture of me and post it on your story right now.
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And thank you all so much for tuning in to this episode of The Comment Section Show.
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So for those who may not know, where can everybody find you?
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No, I think it's still Brett underscore Newstie on TikTok, Brett Newstrom on Instagram.
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I also have a podcast called Dialing In With Brett.
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We did a do an episode one time where we're just that character the entire time.
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Thank you all so much for tuning into this episode.
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Thank you so much for watching the comment section.
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