The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - LONG LEGS Ft. BRETT NEUSTROM ｜ Episode 199

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00:01:29.940 Have you seen it?

00:01:31.100 Yeah, no, yeah, no, but like, yeah, pretty much.

00:01:34.900 I just know Nicolas Cage is in it, and he's maybe like a vampire.

00:01:38.640 Nicolas Cage is not in Nosferatu.

00:01:42.260 Well, like, not technically.

00:01:45.320 Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me,

00:01:57.500 your fave, everybody knows me, who cares about me.

00:01:59.580 On to the guest.

00:02:00.800 Today we have another all-star with the one, the only, the hilarious, Brent Neustrom.

00:02:06.060 Woo! 0.99

00:02:07.420 I like the sound of all-star.

00:02:09.300 Oh, my God, yeah.

00:02:10.060 Does that mean I've been on it twice?

00:02:11.900 Yes!

00:02:12.100 Okay, how many all-stars are there?

00:02:14.740 I've lost count at this point.

00:02:15.960 Okay, that means nothing.

00:02:18.380 That's like with Spotify rap coming out and people posting me, like, being their number

00:02:22.000 five, fifth listened to podcast.

00:02:24.580 At that point, don't post.

00:02:26.040 I don't need to know.

00:02:26.940 Hey, untag me from this.

00:02:27.920 Yeah.

00:02:28.340 Thanks.

00:02:28.900 So it's like, also, you can see the other people.

00:02:30.760 I'm like, oh, great.

00:02:31.760 Yeah, you love them, don't you?

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00:02:57.640 I got some.

00:02:58.700 I got one, a couple this morning that were like, I've only listened to, like, two episodes

00:03:02.960 of this, but I guess. 0.98

00:03:04.880 How the fuck did this get in my soul? 0.98

00:03:06.860 You're like, okay. 0.99

00:03:07.580 If you've only listened to two episodes and one podcast this year, it's going to be me.

00:03:12.300 Yeah.

00:03:12.760 Yes.

00:03:13.240 So.

00:03:13.800 Yes.

00:03:14.640 We made it.

00:03:15.160 Were you proud of your Spotify wrapped?

00:03:17.540 I haven't even really taken a good look at mine.

00:03:19.500 Honestly, I think this is, like, the best it's ever been.

00:03:22.460 Like, the coolest?

00:03:23.000 But it's still, yeah.

00:03:23.940 I know.

00:03:24.240 I want to be so performative with my wrapped.

00:03:25.760 Like, I was like, and look how, mm, I'm so different.

00:03:28.220 Right.

00:03:28.600 And every single year, like, I'm like, okay, next year, like, I genuinely have to, like,

00:03:31.860 get into older music just for, like, the, like, one post. 0.99

00:03:35.560 Or it's like, yeah, I love Billy Joel, bitch. 0.99

00:03:37.240 Yeah. 0.99

00:03:37.860 Like, what of it?

00:03:38.820 Yeah, Bon Jovi's.

00:03:39.780 No, Bon Jovi's, like, actually good.

00:03:41.380 Yeah.

00:03:41.700 It's like, no, Mumford and Sons?

00:03:43.100 Yeah.

00:03:43.620 I love them.

00:03:44.440 No, yeah.

00:03:45.000 It's, like, really.

00:03:46.080 But, yeah, mine, my age at game year was, like, 22, which I think, like, I don't even

00:03:49.940 know if we've gotten ages in the past, but, like, if it wasn't, like, that's the oldest

00:03:53.940 I would have been.

00:03:54.540 Like, again, this is, like, the most mature my playlist has been in 22 years.

00:03:59.540 They were like, and you're probably 22.

00:04:01.360 Yeah.

00:04:01.840 Most likely.

00:04:02.700 They also don't need to do that. 1.00

00:04:04.800 Kind of, like, get your ass. 1.00

00:04:06.380 It's like, you have the taste of a 22-year-old. 1.00

00:04:08.120 Yeah.

00:04:08.440 Are you proud of that?

00:04:09.500 Yeah.

00:04:09.800 Post that in your story.

00:04:10.800 Yeah.

00:04:11.120 Well, actually, it means I'm youthful.

00:04:12.740 So, what was your age?

00:04:14.400 Young at heart.

00:04:15.140 I didn't even see my age, honestly.

00:04:16.580 I've only seen, like, my top, like, artist things.

00:04:19.120 But what's funny about that is I only saw them because I filmed something for Spotify

00:04:23.120 with Spotify Wrapped specifically, like, a month ago.

00:04:26.580 So, they didn't show me everything, but they showed me my top artist.

00:04:29.500 And I was like, well, I can't post that.

00:04:32.300 Just kidding.

00:04:32.940 It's not that bad.

00:04:33.720 I have, like, I think Beyonce was in there.

00:04:35.700 Obviously, she's in there every year. 0.99

00:04:36.880 And I love having her there.

00:04:38.380 But I do remember there was one guy in there that wrote, like, there's a lot of Broadway in

00:04:42.000 mine.

00:04:42.460 So, there's, like, the most random.

00:04:43.640 That's surprising to me.

00:04:44.420 I didn't know you were in a Broadway like that.

00:04:46.400 Theater girl.

00:04:47.100 I love it.

00:04:47.860 And it's, like, is it humiliating?

00:04:49.900 Depends on who you ask, I guess.

00:04:51.320 But, like, the fact I didn't, like, assume theater girl or know it.

00:04:55.060 Like, yeah, you're already, like, way cooler than everyone else.

00:04:57.680 I'm so different.

00:04:58.040 Yeah.

00:04:58.400 It's like.

00:04:59.000 Now I have to post it.

00:05:00.060 You're an indie theater girl because you're low-key about it.

00:05:03.840 Yeah.

00:05:05.120 Did you like Wicked for good?

00:05:07.160 I did like it.

00:05:08.360 Did you?

00:05:08.980 Yeah.

00:05:09.980 Yeah.

00:05:10.260 I just think when something's, like, so overhyped and talked about by everyone in every conversation,

00:05:16.300 then by the time it, like, I don't care.

00:05:18.140 That's how I feel about, like, almost holidays now, which, like, now I'm just, like, am I

00:05:21.620 not, like, a festive person?

00:05:23.160 But I'm like, oh, we're talking about Christmas. 0.97

00:05:25.360 Didn't we just fucking have Christmas last year? 0.97

00:05:27.020 Yeah, we get it. 0.99

00:05:27.880 Yeah, we get it.

00:05:28.200 We love Christmas.

00:05:29.320 And let's put the Christ back in Christmas. 0.96

00:05:31.840 Kidding.

00:05:32.300 I actually need to, like, go, like, full pendulum swing to, like, let's put the Christ back in 0.98

00:05:36.520 Christmas.

00:05:36.820 Yeah, you should.

00:05:37.360 Because right now I'm doing Scrooge.

00:05:38.540 Yeah.

00:05:39.180 So, like, I might as well just, like.

00:05:41.000 Yeah.

00:05:41.340 Yeah.

00:05:41.840 That's your New Year's resolution.

00:05:43.380 Yeah.

00:05:43.860 I get a nativity scene, like, a live nativity scene in my front yard.

00:05:47.420 I need to do something to get in the spirit.

00:05:49.600 Are you, like, really into holidays and Christmas?

00:05:52.420 Yeah.

00:05:52.980 I mean, I love Halloween.

00:05:54.960 I love, love, love Halloween.

00:05:56.080 Because I love costumes.

00:05:57.800 I love dressing up.

00:05:59.660 I also have a stye, by the way.

00:06:00.900 I'm looking directly in the camera.

00:06:02.660 Yeah, I have a stye.

00:06:03.780 And a lot of people have styes.

00:06:05.660 It's a very normal thing.

00:06:06.880 And I'm taking action.

00:06:08.440 And I've been doing everything that I can.

00:06:11.080 Don't even, like, I don't even.

00:06:13.040 You know what, though?

00:06:13.800 Stye representation is so important.

00:06:15.320 Yeah.

00:06:15.820 You're doing a service.

00:06:16.940 Right.

00:06:17.400 For everyone.

00:06:18.160 Right.

00:06:18.580 And also, I also, I was, like, literally telling Brett off camera, I was, like, I have

00:06:23.040 stye medication in my purse.

00:06:24.080 I will give it to you.

00:06:24.860 Yeah.

00:06:24.980 Because it's the only thing that worked.

00:06:26.320 Because I got one right before I had to film a bunch of stuff with, like, the most HD cameras

00:06:31.340 you've ever seen in your life.

00:06:32.320 Yeah.

00:06:32.380 It's, like, why did we get, we have 7Ks now?

00:06:34.840 I thought it was just, like, 4K.

00:06:36.140 It's, like, what are we filming in 7K?

00:06:37.840 Don't.

00:06:39.040 Don't.

00:06:39.360 And what if I said don't?

00:06:40.920 Yeah.

00:06:41.300 Or, like, I need, like, the enhancement filter on TikTok that, like, flickers.

00:06:46.820 They need Facetune on those bigger cameras.

00:06:49.640 Yeah.

00:06:49.960 So just smooth me out a little bit.

00:06:50.940 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:51.600 If we have 7K, we can have, like, the smooth out filter.

00:06:54.520 Like, that's too much.

00:06:56.300 Okay.

00:06:56.580 So you're being a Scrooge this year.

00:06:58.680 Yeah.

00:06:59.240 Which I kind of was with, like, I just need to, like, get it together.

00:07:01.600 I just need to find.

00:07:03.280 I also think in L.A., I'm from Iowa, and so, like, when it gets cold, it's, like, yeah, 0.99

00:07:08.680 it's put up a fucking Christmas tree. 0.96

00:07:11.000 But, like, here, it's, like, I'm sweating all the time, so I'm not, like, wait, Santa. 0.99

00:07:17.340 It's just, like, okay, let's.

00:07:18.420 Are you a sweaty girl?

00:07:19.360 Do you sweat a lot?

00:07:19.920 Yeah.

00:07:20.140 Me too.

00:07:20.700 God, yeah.

00:07:21.340 Me too.

00:07:21.720 We need, like, a better surgery for, or just even, like, a quick fix.

00:07:26.700 I started using natural deodorant, and then I stopped two days later, because I'm, like,

00:07:30.340 at what cost?

00:07:31.200 Like, I really am not afraid of aluminum anymore.

00:07:34.560 Yeah, go ahead and inject it into me at this point.

00:07:36.380 I need it.

00:07:36.820 I know.

00:07:37.060 I agree, because there are some natural deodorants I've tried where I literally was, like, you're

00:07:41.100 making me smell worse.

00:07:42.160 Yeah.

00:07:42.600 I have never smelled that way.

00:07:44.040 Right.

00:07:44.360 In my life.

00:07:45.340 It's.

00:07:45.800 Since I've hit puberty, I've never smelled that way.

00:07:48.060 I don't get what, like, natural deodorants are, like, I would smell better if I didn't

00:07:50.380 do anything.

00:07:51.340 Like, if I just, like, wore nothing, I would smell better.

00:07:54.480 It's, like, how are you pulling out the odor from inside of me?

00:07:58.260 And adding new ones.

00:07:59.060 Yeah, exactly.

00:07:59.720 They're, like, making a cocktail.

00:08:00.780 New white hat.

00:08:02.420 Truly.

00:08:03.220 No, I'm a big sweaty girl, too.

00:08:04.580 Honestly, that's why I started getting Botox right here, because it's supposed to help

00:08:08.820 with the sweating.

00:08:09.900 I mean, I don't ever, wouldn't struggle from this, but, like, butt sweat?

00:08:13.880 Do they, like, can they shoot up someone down there or no? 0.73

00:08:17.120 I think so.

00:08:18.540 I would assume.

00:08:19.080 But then would, like, the butt cheeks be a little inverted or no? 0.96

00:08:23.180 No, because I don't, I think what they, me just speaking so confidently, I have no fucking 0.95

00:08:28.420 clue.

00:08:28.660 Yeah, but I don't believe every word you say.

00:08:30.500 Every injector is going to jump me in the comments.

00:08:32.960 I mean, my assumption is that it's not, like, filler.

00:08:35.640 So it's not a foreign body.

00:08:36.580 It, like, metabolizes.

00:08:37.760 That's why you can get it.

00:08:39.180 Okay.

00:08:39.440 Like, a little bit younger and then older as well.

00:08:41.940 It's so, it doesn't operate like filler.

00:08:43.680 So I don't think it would distort anything.

00:08:45.520 I was imagining, like, handsome Squidward's face, but it's my butt cheeks. 0.84

00:08:49.100 But your butt cheeks. 0.99

00:08:49.540 It's just, like, randomly very, like, firm in some areas. 0.99

00:08:52.980 But if it doesn't sweat, like, I will take a distorted ass. 0.98

00:08:56.360 Anything. 0.99

00:08:56.660 I don't care.

00:08:56.760 Anything at this point.

00:08:57.320 I know. 0.99

00:08:57.860 I've joked about how, like, if I shaved my head completely fucking bald, I would probably 0.99

00:09:01.640 never sweat again. 0.97

00:09:02.880 I'm convinced I just have too much hair on my body, on my head, on my person.

00:09:06.180 Shave it off.

00:09:06.540 All of it.

00:09:07.100 And I'm always sweating.

00:09:08.260 Like, and everywhere in Hollywood ever is hot.

00:09:12.200 Yeah.

00:09:12.560 Always.

00:09:13.300 I, like, have sweat through so many shirts.

00:09:16.240 Like, I have permanent sweat stains, which sucks because, like, I can't even start fresh.

00:09:20.780 Like, obviously I would sweat through this shirt, but, like, now it's, like, there's

00:09:24.220 the past remnants of my sweat.

00:09:27.080 And then on top of that, the additional new.

00:09:28.920 Right.

00:09:29.240 The new new.

00:09:29.960 And then it also starts, like, getting kind of, like, almost white.

00:09:33.740 You're, like, discoloring it.

00:09:35.220 It's almost a little bit of discoloration as well.

00:09:37.620 Yeah.

00:09:38.260 But, yeah, we need to find, like, a pretty.

00:09:40.260 A solution.

00:09:40.640 Yeah.

00:09:41.020 Like, someone needs to be doing that.

00:09:42.520 Someone needs to fix it.

00:09:43.220 I'm sure they are.

00:09:44.140 And nobody sweats.

00:09:45.580 Yeah.

00:09:45.920 Nobody sweats.

00:09:46.460 And you're also very tall.

00:09:47.920 Yeah.

00:09:48.100 Everyone is this big and never sweating.

00:09:50.040 Right.

00:09:50.340 And they're like, it's freezing in here.

00:09:52.120 Party buses are hell.

00:09:53.740 And it's always, like, I'm dripping.

00:09:56.240 And everyone else, it's, like, they're, like, glistening at best.

00:10:00.180 And it somehow makes them look, like, better.

00:10:02.060 And, like, I'm, like, no one can, like, touch me or my back.

00:10:05.700 And you look like you're having an emergency. 0.84

00:10:06.820 I look like the guy at, like, a wedding who's, like, doing way too fucking much. 0.93

00:10:11.800 Like, maybe, like, tried ketamine for the first time ever and is, like, sweating. 0.83

00:10:15.920 But it's just, like.

00:10:16.320 Yeah.

00:10:16.340 Ties loose.

00:10:17.420 Yeah.

00:10:18.240 Neck open.

00:10:18.760 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:19.820 And it's just, like, sweat from every crevice.

00:10:21.980 Like, that's.

00:10:23.160 Like, I have a Halloween holiday.

00:10:25.140 Jesus.

00:10:25.560 Holiday party on Saturday that I'm, like, I have to already think, like, it's going to be crowded.

00:10:29.700 It's going to be warm.

00:10:30.820 And I'm going to be in a Christmas one.

00:10:31.960 Yeah, I agree.

00:10:32.880 Love that.

00:10:33.680 So.

00:10:34.600 I have to be taking, like, lots of steps outside.

00:10:37.280 Just like, no, I just, like, need to clear my head.

00:10:39.040 I'm, like, dripping.

00:10:40.080 You need to go for a walk.

00:10:41.420 I started carrying fans.

00:10:42.880 Oh, yeah.

00:10:43.480 I need to do that.

00:10:44.180 I have two on me.

00:10:44.740 What's funny is when I did a hosting gig for Sandisk, who they were, like, so lovely and amazing.

00:10:50.600 They had, like, a little gift basket for me with stuff in it, like, in my car when it came to pick me up.

00:10:55.140 I was like, wow, that's so nice.

00:10:56.460 And, like, they were all things related to me.

00:10:59.340 So there was, like, a huge box of Lactaid.

00:11:03.380 Right?

00:11:03.880 You're like, okay.

00:11:04.880 Yeah.

00:11:06.340 Right?

00:11:06.860 Yeah. 0.98

00:11:07.020 And then, because I talk about shitting myself all the time. 0.93

00:11:09.460 Oh, okay. 0.99

00:11:10.320 I talk about having blowouts in my own pants.

00:11:12.060 Yeah, okay.

00:11:12.580 Sorry.

00:11:13.100 Why are you reading me?

00:11:15.160 Did you, like, get into, like, a car and it was, like, a presentation of this?

00:11:19.080 Yeah, yeah.

00:11:19.520 They had, like, a basket, like, roses, water, like, Diet Coke, because that's my, like, favorite soda.

00:11:23.840 And then it was, like, Lactaid.

00:11:25.360 And then it was a fan.

00:11:26.840 You're like, okay, fine.

00:11:28.820 Yeah, lucky guess. 1.00

00:11:30.080 Yeah, I'm just a big sweaty, shitty bitch. 1.00

00:11:32.260 Okay, sorry. 1.00

00:11:33.140 Okay, God.

00:11:34.020 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:34.860 Let's all hate the sweaty bitch. 1.00

00:11:36.560 Like, God. 1.00

00:11:38.120 All I do is sweat and shit. 1.00

00:11:39.740 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:40.460 And drink Diet Coke.

00:11:41.620 My God.

00:11:42.080 Honestly, yeah.

00:11:42.980 Yeah.

00:11:43.600 Fair read.

00:11:44.700 Like, I hate when someone will comment something and it's, like, I can't even be mad at that because

00:11:48.700 it's, like, yeah.

00:11:49.780 Like, that's exactly what it's, like, mm-hmm.

00:11:53.620 You got me there.

00:11:54.940 Yeah.

00:11:55.340 Yeah.

00:11:55.780 Mm-hmm.

00:11:56.340 I feel like your fans do that a lot.

00:11:58.680 Mm-hmm.

00:11:59.280 They do that to me, too.

00:12:00.660 Yeah.

00:12:00.820 But I feel like you would, I could vibe with you on that.

00:12:02.920 Yeah.

00:12:03.220 Like, they're just, like, saying things where you're, like, right.

00:12:06.220 I don't.

00:12:07.420 Okay. 0.99

00:12:07.780 I, like, try not to read DMs anymore because it's always just, like, what the fuck are 0.99

00:12:11.900 you saying? 1.00

00:12:12.320 But then it's also, like, I need to know what the fuck you're saying. 1.00

00:12:15.140 And then I look and I'm, like, oh, my God. 0.99

00:12:17.340 And then, like, that was the joke.

00:12:21.860 That was the joke.

00:12:24.300 And then it's, like, okay, you know what?

00:12:25.640 No, I'm not going to, like, you just don't get me.

00:12:27.840 And then I'm, like, make a three-part story set. 1.00

00:12:30.720 I'm, like, listen to your fuckers. 0.99

00:12:32.980 And I'm, like, no, I don't even, like, care about the comments. 1.00

00:12:35.240 Like, whatever.

00:12:36.280 But they have to.

00:12:37.760 I know.

00:12:38.280 It's a never-ending.

00:12:38.900 My relationship with the comments is, like, bordering on abusive.

00:12:42.100 It's very, like, I can't escape.

00:12:44.500 Right.

00:12:44.700 But I also need to know.

00:12:46.140 Yeah.

00:12:46.600 And it's, but also at the same time, it's, like, I told this to Brittany when she came

00:12:50.300 on for the Glinda episode, but I was, like, someone wrote to me, you have a frowny face,

00:12:55.240 belly button, just like me.

00:12:56.620 And I, for real, was, like, and I told her, I said out loud to myself, I'm not looking that up.

00:13:02.200 I can't.

00:13:03.340 I'm protecting my peace.

00:13:04.580 I don't need to do any further research.

00:13:05.980 Whatever that is, I believe you.

00:13:07.460 Yeah.

00:13:07.700 And I don't want to hear any more about it.

00:13:09.480 Thank you.

00:13:09.880 Yeah.

00:13:10.120 I'm, like, I'm sure you're right.

00:13:11.660 I'm not going to look into it.

00:13:13.660 No.

00:13:14.420 Yeah.

00:13:14.680 No.

00:13:15.020 The, like, it was very similar to, like, when I went on Zach Sang's show, I literally said,

00:13:20.700 like, a wall-eyed comment I got.

00:13:23.000 That's a joke I've made many times.

00:13:24.500 I said it on many things.

00:13:25.960 But, like, I was, like, someone said, you're wall-eyed like me.

00:13:28.700 And I had no idea what that was.

00:13:30.260 Yeah, I don't know what it is.

00:13:30.660 This was at the very beginning of me doing this, too.

00:13:33.060 So I was just, like, reading DMs all the time.

00:13:35.000 Yeah, like, reading every single comment.

00:13:36.600 Yeah, like, I was, like, yeah, why not, right?

00:13:38.620 And then I looked it up and, like, horses are wall-eyed because they can look two ways at once.

00:13:44.600 Because their eyes are on opposite sides of their head like that.

00:13:47.040 And I made that joke on his show.

00:13:48.720 And I was saying, like, who's we, first of all?

00:13:52.160 Because she's, like, we're so alike.

00:13:53.980 Yeah.

00:13:54.660 In what way?

00:13:55.660 I don't think.

00:13:56.420 And so, like, he clipped that and that did really well on TikTok.

00:13:59.180 But in the comments, people were like, I love her.

00:14:02.900 But, yes, medically speaking, it does look like you're wall-eyed.

00:14:05.840 Hey, queen, it's okay.

00:14:07.400 You're wall-eyed.

00:14:08.320 And they start naming other people.

00:14:10.360 Anya Taylor-Joy.

00:14:12.060 Like, she's gorgeous and stunning.

00:14:15.080 Okay.

00:14:16.020 What does that have to do to me?

00:14:17.540 And no, that doesn't make me wall-eyed.

00:14:18.900 She's so pretty.

00:14:20.180 Like, okay.

00:14:21.580 And she's wall-eyed.

00:14:22.700 Yeah, so.

00:14:23.200 Like, they're giving me inspo.

00:14:24.480 Okay.

00:14:25.140 No, girl. 0.96

00:14:25.820 Like, a lot of.

00:14:27.380 That reminds me of, like, a Advil.

00:14:29.660 Even Avril Lavigne has, like, acne type thing. 0.99

00:14:32.480 It's like, no.

00:14:33.080 It's like, she's a. 0.96

00:14:33.860 And she rocks harder than anyone else. 0.86

00:14:35.540 It's like, okay, what are you.

00:14:37.960 No, baby.

00:14:38.480 No, no, no.

00:14:38.880 Hey, Anya Taylor-Joy.

00:14:40.460 We love her.

00:14:41.240 Remember her from The Queen's Gambit?

00:14:42.820 She's also wall-eyed.

00:14:44.240 So.

00:14:44.640 Right.

00:14:44.940 I, I get tagged, I, like, got tagged by someone in a story once who was a famous person.

00:14:50.080 But she was, like, saying this whole thing about how, oh, like, these are women you can 0.96

00:14:56.040 follow that, like, they don't care that men don't find their bodies attractive. 1.00

00:15:03.220 What?

00:15:04.100 Oh.

00:15:04.480 Like, did I say, sorry, when did I say that?

00:15:06.520 Yeah, me and a bunch of other famous people.

00:15:08.620 Yeah. 0.94

00:15:08.960 Like, me of all fucking people in the, I'll tell you the names after, but, like, of all 1.00

00:15:12.740 the people, so they're like, this big fucking fat, fat ass doesn't give a shit. 1.00

00:15:17.180 She doesn't care. 1.00

00:15:18.280 It's like, yeah, it's like, oh my God, I love how you just, like, don't care.

00:15:21.200 And it's like, what?

00:15:24.020 You'll post anything.

00:15:25.500 Like, I'm not, I'm very, okay.

00:15:28.660 Man, you really don't care what you look at at all.

00:15:30.560 That's what I love about you.

00:15:32.020 I love that you're so honest.

00:15:32.920 Oh my God.

00:15:33.940 Do you know Veronica?

00:15:35.080 Yeah.

00:15:35.720 So she was on a podcast.

00:15:37.280 This is like.

00:15:37.860 Veronica is cool.

00:15:38.720 Veronica is cool.

00:15:39.440 Yeah.

00:15:39.620 So funny.

00:15:40.380 Love her to death.

00:15:41.200 She used to be my roommate. 1.00

00:15:42.300 Great friend.

00:15:42.640 Oh, cute.

00:15:43.500 Now she's on SNL. 0.58

00:15:44.320 Yeah.

00:15:44.700 So technically, like, I'm on SNL too.

00:15:46.640 Yeah.

00:15:47.060 Like, this is not crazy.

00:15:48.680 Like, it's crazy.

00:15:49.680 It's been, the adjustment period's been nuts.

00:15:52.800 But she was talking about on a podcast, just like views and kind of being obsessed with

00:15:57.520 it.

00:15:57.640 And she's like, I remember I was talking to my friend Brett and he'd be like, oh, I get 0.99

00:16:01.160 40, I got 47 views, like, on this, like, and I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:16:04.860 And I was like, what? 0.99

00:16:08.960 He doesn't care at all. 0.97

00:16:10.240 No, he literally can get fucking 11 views and literally does, like, like, proceeds as 0.98

00:16:14.520 normal. 0.98

00:16:14.860 I was like, well.

00:16:16.560 And he keeps trying.

00:16:18.620 And she really said, like, I remember we were at a coffee shop.

00:16:21.120 I said this, like, over a year ago.

00:16:22.260 I'm like, wait, that was not the point. 0.99

00:16:24.260 She's like, no, he literally does not give a fuck. 0.99

00:16:26.320 His videos do horribly. 0.99

00:16:27.700 And he's, like, fine with it.

00:16:29.200 And he's literally, like, still doing it. 0.94

00:16:31.580 So I'm trying to, like, learn from him, not give a fuck about how horribly my video, I'm 0.94

00:16:35.100 like, okay. 0.82

00:16:36.660 Yeah.

00:16:37.260 I'm like, I'm glad it, like, meant something to her.

00:16:39.840 And she's, like, learned from that.

00:16:41.020 But I was like, I don't.

00:16:41.820 Well, this is similar, but a weird jump.

00:16:44.620 But, like, you talked about Wicked.

00:16:46.180 Yeah.

00:16:46.640 And he watched it in Wicked.

00:16:49.420 Oh, yeah.

00:16:50.420 When he goes, it's not, like, no one's ever called me beautiful.

00:16:53.640 And it's just like, it's not that. 0.99

00:16:55.060 It's looking at it through different eyes or whatever the fuck. 0.99

00:16:58.000 Don't ever fucking say that to me. 0.99

00:16:59.320 When we watched it at the premiere, my cousin Adam was with me. 0.99

00:17:02.280 And we were watching.

00:17:03.160 And when he was like, it's not that.

00:17:04.780 And we're like, oh.

00:17:06.060 And he's like, it's looking at it from a different perspective.

00:17:08.580 You're like, well.

00:17:09.620 And Adam, I went, okay.

00:17:12.320 Okay, yeah.

00:17:13.420 I also think it's so crazy because, like, Cynthia's obviously just, like,

00:17:16.440 so beautiful.

00:17:17.640 It's like, girl, she's just green.

00:17:19.280 She's not, like, ugly.

00:17:20.620 And it's like, well, I mean, I've changed the way of you, beauty.

00:17:24.480 It's like, she's still, like, objectively beautiful.

00:17:28.760 I have opened my mind.

00:17:29.740 Yeah. 0.97

00:17:30.120 I've thought about it for a fucking long time. 0.98

00:17:33.660 Took me a while to get there. 0.98

00:17:35.000 But, Jesus Christ, I think I could do this.

00:17:37.180 I think I could do this.

00:17:38.060 Oh, well, I know.

00:17:38.920 I literally was laughing about that later because I know that's what happens in the stage play.

00:17:43.120 It's just, like, in the movie, it feels jarring because it's so intimate.

00:17:46.120 And, like, I was telling him, that's, like, really, like, I mean, like.

00:17:50.900 Ella McKay.

00:17:51.880 Coming to theaters December 12th.

00:17:53.480 Your father's here.

00:17:54.520 Why?

00:17:54.940 A heartwarming new comedy from James L. Brooks.

00:17:57.300 I'm a different person.

00:17:58.480 I have never in my life felt this way about any other woman.

00:18:01.860 Jesus!

00:18:02.540 I wasn't counting your mother! 0.98

00:18:04.140 It's a perfect holiday comedy about an imperfect family.

00:18:07.180 You can use a screen, Ella.

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00:18:15.720 You should do that every afternoon.

00:18:18.180 Ella McKay. 1.00

00:18:20.800 I'm still willing to fuck, though. 1.00

00:18:22.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:22.960 Like, that's how it feels.

00:18:23.920 That was, like, yeah.

00:18:25.180 You're putting back on the cardigan.

00:18:26.440 What do you mean?

00:18:27.760 Okay.

00:18:28.260 I'm just up.

00:18:28.760 All right.

00:18:30.380 As long as you didn't mean it like that.

00:18:32.220 Let's do this.

00:18:33.940 And me and my sister joked about this, but, like, when you see Jonathan Bailey as the skier crow, now who's ugly?

00:18:41.060 Yeah.

00:18:41.540 Yeah.

00:18:42.140 How does it feel?

00:18:42.740 It's, like, she's just green.

00:18:43.900 You are, like, I don't even know what you are. 1.00

00:18:47.080 You're made of straw, bitch. 1.00

00:18:48.500 Like, you are hard to love now. 1.00

00:18:49.980 Yeah.

00:18:50.300 Well, and it's, like, when they first showed him, too, I was, like, oh.

00:18:53.560 Yeah.

00:18:53.780 Oh, God.

00:18:54.800 Yeah.

00:18:55.180 That's going to take some time.

00:18:56.280 Yeah, that's going to do it.

00:18:58.800 Yeah.

00:18:59.060 I feel like you should have babysat me.

00:19:01.860 Okay.

00:19:02.300 What have you done?

00:19:02.720 Like, just, like, a second half, like, your body first, and then the face, like, all at once.

00:19:07.120 It's just, like, a lot.

00:19:07.860 Like, slow pan, you know?

00:19:09.880 I can do the shoes.

00:19:10.980 Okay.

00:19:11.520 Pants.

00:19:12.280 All right.

00:19:13.660 Jeez, that's the face, too.

00:19:14.840 Okay.

00:19:15.080 Yeah, right.

00:19:15.600 Okay.

00:19:16.040 It's crazy that she did that to him.

00:19:18.820 So, it is, like, okay, yeah, you do kind of have to be with him, because, like, he looked great before, and now he's busted.

00:19:24.280 And then you got in there.

00:19:25.040 And it's kind of your fault.

00:19:26.000 Yeah.

00:19:26.280 So, yeah, y'all should be together.

00:19:28.040 And then, you know what she should do?

00:19:28.920 Leave him. 0.78

00:19:29.500 Yeah.

00:19:29.940 Yeah, like, men do them all the time. 0.90

00:19:31.420 Yeah, exactly.

00:19:31.640 Yeah.

00:19:32.160 Right when she, like, gets him, like, wrapped around.

00:19:34.080 All right.

00:19:34.400 Actually, I'm out.

00:19:35.080 Actually, you're, like, really clingy. 1.00

00:19:36.800 And also you're ugly. 1.00

00:19:38.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:38.540 I can't get past it.

00:19:39.720 I'm sorry.

00:19:40.540 I tried.

00:19:41.860 I just can't.

00:19:42.480 The straw, isn't it for me?

00:19:43.620 I can't.

00:19:44.440 I'm sorry.

00:19:45.060 I just can't do it.

00:19:45.920 The hair.

00:19:46.660 It's the head.

00:19:47.280 It's everything about the whole.

00:19:49.300 Something funny.

00:19:50.060 I recorded a video last night about this, like, type of man I hate online right now.

00:19:55.900 Okay.

00:19:56.340 And I finished it.

00:19:58.040 I was, like, I just need to talk about it with you right now.

00:20:01.140 Yes.

00:20:01.680 Yes, I would love it.

00:20:02.100 Because I think you know this type of man.

00:20:04.420 But it's the, like, self-proclaimed goofy guy who makes, like, a compilation video of 0.81

00:20:10.360 him being, like, silly, like, dancing funny at, like, a wedding or, like, throwing his. 0.71

00:20:15.580 Because, like, what is the point of that? 0.99

00:20:17.480 What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? 0.95

00:20:19.320 You're supposed to be, like, oh. 0.99

00:20:20.540 Oh, my God.

00:20:21.660 It's, like, the second a man puts up his, like, sets his phone up to take a video of him. 0.97

00:20:25.640 I'm, like, not, like, oh, you're goofy. 0.99

00:20:26.980 I'm, like, I hate you. 0.99

00:20:28.020 Like, you're so annoying. 0.99

00:20:30.140 There's this guy who, like, will set up his phone in, like, the grocery store aisle and

00:20:34.600 will be, like, when I remembered I had free will.

00:20:37.560 And it's, like, him, like, being goofy.

00:20:41.220 I, I swear to God.

00:20:44.140 And he just goes, ah. 0.99

00:20:44.680 I want to bully him so fucking bad. 1.00

00:20:46.860 It's that meme with the chips on her head and, like, can't take this crazy girl anywhere. 1.00

00:20:51.160 You, like, making your friends take a video or picture of you being silly and then posting 0.99

00:20:55.780 it. 1.00

00:20:56.120 I'm, like, you're not fucking silly. 1.00

00:20:57.900 You're annoying. 0.99

00:20:59.300 I know. 1.00

00:20:59.580 When straight men do that shit. 1.00

00:21:00.600 It's, yeah. 1.00

00:21:01.080 It's performative.

00:21:01.800 It's so performative.

00:21:02.460 It's not for real.

00:21:03.500 And, again, just, like, the get ready with me, like, dancing.

00:21:06.560 Like, dance break. 1.00

00:21:07.360 You are a fucking straight man. 0.99

00:21:09.520 Why do you, like, why are you setting up your phone and taking a video and also posting it? 0.99

00:21:13.660 I don't want to see you get ready.

00:21:14.360 Yeah.

00:21:14.740 I don't want to see you do anything.

00:21:15.520 I know.

00:21:16.160 Especially not enjoy yourself.

00:21:17.620 Yeah.

00:21:17.980 Like, a little dance.

00:21:19.000 You think I want to see you do a little happy dance? 1.00

00:21:20.920 Fuck that. 1.00

00:21:21.840 I don't want to see you be happy, yet alone post online of you being silly and quirky. 1.00

00:21:26.800 And looking for other women to be, like, I wish my, I hope my husband looks like this. 0.99

00:21:31.040 Yeah.

00:21:31.500 I want my husband to dance with me at a wedding. 0.97

00:21:35.220 Well, yeah, I would fucking hope so. 0.99

00:21:37.300 Like, it feels like it's, every time I talk shit like that on here, if it gets clipped in 0.98

00:21:42.780 any way, it'll go on TikTok and then it'll go to the wrong side of all the men who fucking 0.99

00:21:47.500 hate me. 0.95

00:21:47.940 Like, and then they'll all be like, so you don't like watching men experience joy?

00:21:53.600 No.

00:21:55.400 Yeah.

00:21:56.580 Yeah.

00:21:57.260 Like, exactly.

00:21:58.980 Yeah.

00:21:59.480 No.

00:22:00.000 Why would I want that?

00:22:01.840 Why should they be jumping with joy?

00:22:04.720 I don't want to see it.

00:22:05.940 Like, it's so funny because I'm like, no, I don't.

00:22:08.500 Yeah.

00:22:08.840 No.

00:22:09.140 Is that what you want to hear?

00:22:09.820 I don't watch, I don't enjoy watching straight men commiserate with each other and have

00:22:14.380 a blast. 0.93

00:22:14.940 I don't like watching that.

00:22:16.480 I was like, why are you filming that?

00:22:18.840 No offense. 0.99

00:22:19.660 That's gay. 1.00

00:22:21.440 Like, that's kind of gay. 1.00

00:22:22.580 Don't you think? 0.95

00:22:23.180 Like, why are you filming?

00:22:24.260 Like, just any man, like straight man online.

00:22:27.420 Like, I think it's just like.

00:22:28.200 Like trying to film joy.

00:22:28.800 Yeah.

00:22:29.180 In a very performative way.

00:22:30.360 And yeah, it's all like what they think is like written by a woman. 0.87

00:22:33.220 But it's like, no, women hate you. 1.00

00:22:35.080 Male gays. 0.99

00:22:35.760 Yeah. 0.92

00:22:36.260 Or female gays. 0.98

00:22:37.160 Female gays. 0.99

00:22:37.820 Female gays. 1.00

00:22:38.600 You being goofy. 0.99

00:22:39.560 Yeah. 0.98

00:22:40.200 Free will. 1.00

00:22:40.840 That whole bullshit. 1.00

00:22:41.580 Free will. 0.99

00:22:42.380 Remember I free will so I can dance in the.

00:22:46.200 I never.

00:22:46.960 You know why?

00:22:47.320 You're my.

00:22:47.760 You're one of my favorite people to follow.

00:22:50.520 Stop.

00:22:50.780 Because you make videos that are so like, you are so right about the hate. 1.00

00:22:56.340 Like the shit that you genuinely, it irritates you. 0.98

00:22:59.800 It's like the most minute niche things, which like I relate to on a cellular level. 0.99

00:23:04.780 Like when you're talking about it, you're like, no, no, I don't want to want.

00:23:08.340 No.

00:23:08.600 Yeah.

00:23:08.900 What? 1.00

00:23:09.360 Literally shut up and go get a job. 0.99

00:23:11.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:11.540 Like put your phone down.

00:23:13.400 Or when you made that video, when you were talking about these are things that I'm allowed

00:23:17.100 to do that no one else is allowed to do.

00:23:18.740 So like talking during a movie.

00:23:20.340 Right.

00:23:21.080 Like if I have something funny to say, I have to say it.

00:23:23.660 And also it's adding to the experience for other people.

00:23:28.240 If someone else is. 0.99

00:23:29.320 Why the fuck? 1.00

00:23:30.400 Hey, dumbass. 1.00

00:23:31.860 We all pay to be here. 1.00

00:23:34.060 Go watch it at your house.

00:23:35.620 Like that's not.

00:23:36.760 Or even if I have to pee.

00:23:38.340 What do you mean?

00:23:38.820 I have to be like. 0.99

00:23:40.180 I'm fucking human. 0.99

00:23:41.540 Like someone else has to be. 1.00

00:23:43.040 You can't hold your bladder for two hours. 1.00

00:23:45.500 Are you fucking kidding me? 1.00

00:23:46.660 You knew you were. 1.00

00:23:47.360 Why did you?

00:23:47.960 Why did you get a soda then? 1.00

00:23:49.460 Why did you get a fucking soda? 1.00

00:23:50.480 You knew you were going to be sitting in that seat. 1.00

00:23:51.980 You knew you were going to be sitting in that seat.

00:23:52.680 You knew that.

00:23:53.360 You knew that.

00:23:53.980 The whole time you've known that.

00:23:55.080 Yeah.

00:23:55.440 I feel like I can get away with a lot more.

00:23:58.360 Yeah.

00:23:58.580 But also I'm like I'm not annoying.

00:24:01.200 So that's I'm allowed. 0.99

00:24:02.620 I'm also a fucking delight. 0.99

00:24:03.980 Yeah. 0.98

00:24:04.160 I'm like so fun to be around.

00:24:05.800 So I'm like, yeah, I can do what driving.

00:24:07.860 Like it's like truly.

00:24:08.820 I almost got a car accident on the way here.

00:24:10.160 Fully my fault.

00:24:10.880 But in my defense to how it wasn't my fault.

00:24:14.340 My like blind spot detector didn't go off.

00:24:17.760 So I'm like, I'm not looking.

00:24:19.720 Yeah.

00:24:20.120 I trust.

00:24:20.840 And there was a car right there.

00:24:22.180 Right.

00:24:22.660 Right.

00:24:22.900 But I was like, that's my car's fault.

00:24:24.480 Yeah.

00:24:25.300 I'm not going to double check my car.

00:24:27.080 Like he knows best.

00:24:29.020 What did I pay for?

00:24:29.840 Yeah.

00:24:30.120 Exactly. 1.00

00:24:30.400 What's the fucking point? 1.00

00:24:31.320 What's the fucking point? 1.00

00:24:32.300 Give me my money back. 1.00

00:24:33.300 I told my sister once.

00:24:34.220 I go, do you ever do this thing with blind spot checking where you like just kind of like

00:24:38.700 don't do it?

00:24:39.340 Yeah.

00:24:40.300 And then she goes, what do you mean?

00:24:41.840 Like you just don't look at all?

00:24:43.080 And I go, no, like you look, but like you don't look.

00:24:46.820 Yeah.

00:24:47.980 I was like, you know, like you do like the whole like motion.

00:24:50.420 Yeah.

00:24:50.740 But like you're obviously not even clocking.

00:24:52.620 Yeah.

00:24:52.840 And the only reason I do that is because there's other people in the car.

00:24:54.840 Exactly.

00:24:56.140 It's a courtesy fake.

00:24:57.800 Okay.

00:24:58.200 Good.

00:24:58.620 And she goes, no, I've never done that.

00:25:00.640 And then I go, okay, well, I thought there was community in this car.

00:25:03.860 Sorry.

00:25:04.060 I thought I could be vulnerable and transparent. 1.00

00:25:06.100 No, I'll just keep shit to myself. 1.00

00:25:07.400 No, I'll just bottle it up. 1.00

00:25:08.900 No, it's okay.

00:25:09.740 No, no.

00:25:10.400 When I was in driver's ed, I didn't know when they're like, you have to look.

00:25:13.360 I was like, where, where do I look?

00:25:14.980 So I would just do like, I somehow passed driver's ed, but I think it literally was just

00:25:19.100 because there was no one in my blind spot the entire time I was driving.

00:25:22.400 But if there were, was, I would have like fully gotten a car accident and not passed.

00:25:26.420 When I took my driver's permit test, like, you know, you have to do the written one.

00:25:30.780 Or did you guys have to do that?

00:25:31.800 Yeah.

00:25:32.140 Yeah.

00:25:32.460 So we had to do the written one first.

00:25:33.620 You had to have that for like six months and then you could take the driver's test.

00:25:36.700 When I did the written test, I failed that thing twice.

00:25:39.000 It's so horrible.

00:25:40.000 Yeah.

00:25:40.200 The third time I like, my mom took off work early to like take me both times.

00:25:45.440 The third time she's like, I'm not taking you out.

00:25:48.920 That's exactly what happened to me too.

00:25:50.520 It was like a 45 minute drive.

00:25:51.940 I was like, you studied this time, right?

00:25:53.360 After I failed. 0.99

00:25:54.020 I was like, yes, I'll be fucking studying. 1.00

00:25:55.780 Mom, stop. 0.99

00:25:57.820 And I failed like almost immediately.

00:25:59.560 Then you have to like walk back.

00:26:00.740 It's like, okay, let's go.

00:26:01.820 Do we have to, let's get in the car.

00:26:04.740 We can talk about it later.

00:26:05.820 Mom, no, obviously not.

00:26:07.360 Obviously it didn't pass. 0.99

00:26:08.240 Obviously it fucking pass. 0.99

00:26:08.940 Obviously it didn't pass. 1.00

00:26:09.920 Obviously.

00:26:10.460 I was like, well, I didn't even eat breakfast.

00:26:12.560 So.

00:26:12.660 So yeah.

00:26:13.340 It's exhausting.

00:26:14.200 I'm exhausted.

00:26:15.380 They literally have like so many practices.

00:26:17.240 Like how was I supposed to know?

00:26:18.120 Like how far away I have to stop from a bus.

00:26:20.300 It's like in like the first page of like the room.

00:26:22.940 Why am I not supposed to know that?

00:26:26.140 Mom, stop. 0.99

00:26:27.700 We're coming back tomorrow.

00:26:29.660 Take another day off work.

00:26:31.600 Okay.

00:26:32.200 I'm not going to study.

00:26:33.120 I was like, I literally scheduled it for 7 a.m. tomorrow.

00:26:35.560 She gave me time.

00:26:36.840 So I picked that one.

00:26:37.740 Sorry.

00:26:38.360 Yeah.

00:26:39.520 The first time I couldn't even take it.

00:26:42.640 So technically I failed three times.

00:26:45.160 The first time I couldn't even take it.

00:26:46.080 Cause she said, I help.

00:26:48.380 Okay. 0.97

00:26:48.980 How the fuck was I supposed to know there was going to be an eye exam? 0.98

00:26:51.640 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:52.020 With it.

00:26:52.620 No, I didn't know that.

00:26:53.840 Yeah.

00:26:54.160 So like, and also I'm 15, like I'm 16.

00:26:56.440 So I, I used to.

00:26:57.780 I was supposed to prepare for this.

00:26:59.220 Like what do you mean?

00:26:59.700 I can't even drive here.

00:27:01.020 I was like, literally my mom just told me what to do when I came. 0.97

00:27:04.420 And so like, I remember, so I have horrible fucking vision. 0.97

00:27:08.700 Okay. 0.98

00:27:09.060 And so I've had terrible vision for a very long time.

00:27:11.860 And so in high school, I used to do what I just call free balling, which I just like

00:27:15.520 wouldn't wear anything.

00:27:16.940 Cause like, I was just like, whatever. 0.99

00:27:18.520 I don't need to see shit. 0.99

00:27:19.000 It's fine. 1.00

00:27:19.460 Whatever.

00:27:20.040 What happens happens.

00:27:20.760 It's like, if it's meant for me, you know, and I felt very, I'm like walking by faith,

00:27:26.340 not by sight.

00:27:27.240 And so I, for real, like would just never wear anything.

00:27:30.340 And then I would bring my glasses to school and I would wear them in class so I could like

00:27:33.640 read the board.

00:27:34.360 But for the, like, I remember when my mom got me tested, cause they were like, I think

00:27:37.780 she needs, not for that, but tested.

00:27:40.760 I was like, they're going to talk, think I'm talking about autism.

00:27:42.680 Now I'm talking about eyes.

00:27:44.300 When I was getting tested for that, they told her to take me because I was squinting

00:27:48.560 so much at the board.

00:27:49.400 And then she asked me, can you see anything right there?

00:27:51.900 And I was like, no, cause I can't read.

00:27:54.440 Like I can see shapes generally in colors, but I just can't read anything from far away.

00:27:58.800 That's not important with school.

00:28:00.980 When a teacher's teaching and I like the board, you're like, I don't know.

00:28:03.420 And she asked me, she was like, what do you do in class when you can't read the board?

00:28:06.340 And I go, I just asked the person next to me.

00:28:08.620 Like I literally asked them, can you tell me what that says?

00:28:11.260 And then they go, oh yeah.

00:28:12.680 And they just say it to me and I just write down, I'm like, oh, cool.

00:28:15.020 That's what I've been doing forever.

00:28:16.600 And my mom was like, you're not embarrassed to ask people.

00:28:18.940 And I was like, no, I can't see.

00:28:20.760 Well, community.

00:28:21.800 Yeah.

00:28:22.600 Price of the price of community is inconvenience.

00:28:25.260 If you got to read me the board for a little.

00:28:27.020 And it's funny.

00:28:27.580 Cause as kids, my sister like would always read menus to me if they were far away. 1.00

00:28:32.460 So I'd be like, what does it say?

00:28:33.760 And then she would tell me, I'd be like, oh, okay.

00:28:35.580 What's under that?

00:28:36.900 Does that come with what's the side on that? 1.00

00:28:39.220 She's like, just fucking. 1.00

00:28:40.280 You're like, okay. 1.00

00:28:40.720 So that's why I was like, well, this is normal.

00:28:43.080 I'll just ask the person next to me to do the same thing.

00:28:45.740 So I got my glasses.

00:28:46.840 Anyways, fast forward to my first permit test.

00:28:49.020 I had no glasses, no contacts in.

00:28:50.960 I walk up, she goes, okay, we're going to do an eye exam.

00:28:53.520 I go, eye exam.

00:28:54.880 She goes, yeah, can you read those letters?

00:28:56.580 And I go, nope.

00:28:58.180 And she goes, you can't read them at all?

00:28:59.320 And I go, no.

00:29:00.580 And then she goes, oh, do you have glasses?

00:29:02.100 No.

00:29:02.620 Do you have contacts in?

00:29:03.540 No.

00:29:03.980 And she goes, okay, well, you can't take the test. 1.00

00:29:05.960 I said, oh my God, my mom's going to kill you. 0.99

00:29:08.000 Yeah, you're like, no, seriously, okay, okay. 0.98

00:29:10.680 Wait, I was just kidding.

00:29:12.160 Yeah, I can read.

00:29:13.240 Yeah, no, wait.

00:29:13.860 Oh, wait, yeah.

00:29:14.400 Wait, you said read, right?

00:29:15.460 Okay, sorry.

00:29:15.760 Yeah, I know how to read.

00:29:16.420 Sorry.

00:29:16.600 But can you just start, can you tell me what's the first?

00:29:18.500 Yeah, you ask her.

00:29:19.640 Wait, what's that one say?

00:29:20.900 Okay.

00:29:21.320 And I remember when I first did an eye exam, my mom and sister were in the room, and they

00:29:24.900 were laughing the whole time because I got every letter wrong.

00:29:27.220 Every single one.

00:29:28.000 I got every letter wrong.

00:29:28.960 Just guessing.

00:29:29.460 And I would say them so confidently.

00:29:31.420 Yeah.

00:29:31.620 I'd be like, A, and it's a Z. 0.81

00:29:33.200 Yeah, you're like, okay.

00:29:34.200 Perfect.

00:29:34.840 T, H, no, okay.

00:29:37.880 And my eye doctor was like, you just walk around in a big blur all the time?

00:29:41.000 And I was like, kind of.

00:29:42.060 Yeah.

00:29:42.520 And I used to, when I did get my license and I was in high school, I used to tell my

00:29:46.160 friends like, oh, I only need glasses to drive at night.

00:29:49.580 That's not true.

00:29:51.200 I'm like, that's not true.

00:29:53.200 Yeah.

00:29:53.720 I need them all the time.

00:29:55.100 So at night, like I have to see because it's like, it's darker, but during the day I can

00:29:59.240 see like light, but I can't see shapes.

00:30:01.200 And during the morning, it's like nighttime for me too, because that's how bad my vision

00:30:04.660 is.

00:30:04.880 Right, exactly.

00:30:05.140 But like, you know.

00:30:05.800 No, I only need them at night.

00:30:07.940 You're driving so dangerously.

00:30:10.580 Yeah, just a night thing.

00:30:12.020 It's fine.

00:30:12.540 Sorry.

00:30:13.220 Is it night?

00:30:14.100 It's 2 p.m.

00:30:15.060 Oh, wait.

00:30:15.720 What time is it?

00:30:16.320 Well, if you don't address something as a problem, it's not a problem.

00:30:19.540 Right.

00:30:19.900 Yeah.

00:30:20.280 Whatever.

00:30:20.640 I can't see anything.

00:30:21.620 It's fine.

00:30:22.160 It's literally dark.

00:30:22.760 Unless it's dark out, then I'll put on my glasses.

00:30:25.100 And my mom was like, why don't you wear your glasses all the time?

00:30:27.680 And I was like, because it's too hot.

00:30:29.480 And my mom would never understand.

00:30:31.260 She's like, what do you mean too hot? 1.00

00:30:32.540 And I'm like, it just holds.

00:30:33.160 Would they fog up?

00:30:34.280 Yes. 1.00

00:30:34.900 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:30:35.380 We already said I'm a sweaty girl. 1.00

00:30:36.880 I have, thank God, good vision or else like those would be like, I would need like damn

00:30:41.680 near like wiper, windshield wipers on those, defrosters. 0.97

00:30:47.540 No, that's why like glasses are such a fucking nuisance to wear all the time. 0.80

00:30:50.780 Well, especially when I wanted to do like glam makeup, stuff like that. 0.96

00:30:53.920 I was like, they're just getting in the way of everything.

00:30:56.840 And I was like, but I wear them in class and I just put them on and then I would just take

00:30:59.480 them off and go back to being blind.

00:31:01.140 Now that I wear contacts all the time or glasses, I don't know what my problem was and how I did

00:31:06.460 that.

00:31:07.120 Sometimes when I don't want to feel overstimulated, like if I'm feeling really anxious or like

00:31:10.800 panicky, I'll take my contacts out.

00:31:13.640 I just don't want to see this.

00:31:14.800 Yeah.

00:31:15.080 And I literally said it's like putting a crate over, like a blanket over my crate.

00:31:18.800 Yeah.

00:31:19.380 And then I'm like, I'm like a bird.

00:31:20.640 So I think it's nighttime.

00:31:21.520 Yeah, exactly.

00:31:21.980 So I go to sleep.

00:31:22.580 Yeah.

00:31:22.760 Then I can, I can like calm down.

00:31:23.840 The less you know, the better.

00:31:25.000 Yeah.

00:31:25.280 You're like, I just don't want to see or know anything right now.

00:31:27.160 Yeah.

00:31:27.560 Whatever's going on.

00:31:29.000 None of my business.

00:31:29.320 You just start getting anxious.

00:31:30.280 You're like, all right.

00:31:31.700 He's like throwing the contact.

00:31:33.420 All right.

00:31:34.760 All right.

00:31:35.040 Feel better.

00:31:36.100 You have no idea where you are.

00:31:38.580 All right.

00:31:39.440 Where were we?

00:31:42.520 Well, anyways, did you like Wicked for Good?

00:31:45.560 I forgot to ask.

00:31:46.640 I thought it was.

00:31:47.360 Did you enjoy it?

00:31:48.100 Fine.

00:31:48.680 I just, again, like overhyped things.

00:31:50.740 I just, when I've heard about it so many times, it's hard for me to like stay excited

00:31:54.740 about it.

00:31:55.640 And it's just like, this is such like a thing for that community.

00:31:59.700 That's like the theater.

00:32:01.880 Like, I'm like, I am just such like a, oh yeah, I think it's fun, but it's like, it

00:32:06.080 meant everything to some people.

00:32:08.580 Right.

00:32:08.900 And it's always just bizarre where it's like, I like randomly went the night it came out

00:32:13.220 and it was like the diehards and then like me being like, yeah, I'll see it.

00:32:17.500 It reminded me when I went like skiing for the first time and like people, they're like, 0.99

00:32:21.240 this is their fucking life. 0.99

00:32:22.960 Skiing. 1.00

00:32:23.280 They're like every year.

00:32:24.520 And I'm just like, I just want to get down a hill and then I'll like go get like a drink

00:32:27.220 at the lodge.

00:32:28.740 Yeah.

00:32:29.500 And these people are like, this is like the most important thing to them.

00:32:32.780 You have no idea.

00:32:33.600 And I'm like, sure.

00:32:35.320 Sure, I'll go skiing.

00:32:36.560 Who cares?

00:32:36.800 I feel like that about a lot of things too.

00:32:38.440 I'm like, why not?

00:32:39.560 Yeah.

00:32:40.260 Yeah.

00:32:40.860 Cool.

00:32:41.380 Sure.

00:32:41.860 Yeah.

00:32:42.300 And then yeah, it's like, oh wait, people are actually passionate about it.

00:32:44.580 And that feels like, oh wait, like I'm not like y'all.

00:32:46.980 Sorry.

00:32:47.360 I'm just like, I'm just here.

00:32:48.680 Cause like, I kind of want to be here, I guess, but not like, like really want to be

00:32:52.940 here.

00:32:53.240 Oh, sure.

00:32:53.500 I'll do it.

00:32:54.140 Right.

00:32:54.620 So why not?

00:32:55.540 Yeah.

00:32:55.840 I think that's a healthy attitude to have about things.

00:32:58.120 I also like shot on Taylor Swift so much.

00:33:00.440 And like that really pissed people off.

00:33:02.280 I lost $7,000 in a day because of it.

00:33:04.600 Oh my God. 0.99

00:33:05.220 So I'm done talking shit. 0.99

00:33:06.440 But I think it's like, I, I also don't want to be the person. 0.98

00:33:08.700 And it's like, if someone really likes something and there's no point of me being 0.98

00:33:11.620 like, I fucking hate her. 0.99

00:33:13.080 Right. 1.00

00:33:13.440 And it's like, okay, well I, okay.

00:33:16.760 And that's what I feel about like wicked. 0.98

00:33:18.060 Like I don't like love it, but like, I'm not going to shit on it so much. 0.95

00:33:21.920 Cause I know like a lot of people like it. 0.86

00:33:23.340 And it's just so annoying where it's like, oh my God, have you heard this song?

00:33:25.520 I love it.

00:33:25.860 It's like, I hate it.

00:33:28.000 No, I haven't.

00:33:28.800 I've been listening to other things.

00:33:30.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:30.320 No, I don't really like that shit, but yeah. 0.99

00:33:32.680 It's like, okay, let me like literally go. 0.99

00:33:34.380 So that's why I think your content is so funny because it's like a safe place for

00:33:40.900 haters, but in a very healthy nuanced way.

00:33:43.520 Yeah.

00:33:43.940 Like, is it hating or is it just assessing? 0.94

00:33:46.300 Well, I also think like pretending to complain is so fucking funny.

00:33:49.900 Like I really like don't get upset about most things. 0.93

00:33:53.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:53.800 And so I'm like, but it's kind of fun to be like, oh, fucking gay. 1.00

00:33:57.220 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:57.800 No, perfect.

00:33:58.680 Yeah.

00:33:58.940 No, love that.

00:34:00.220 But like, I genuinely, I'm like, if I cared about this, I wouldn't be like posting it on

00:34:04.400 my story.

00:34:05.140 Like if I actually was like, I don't like, I wouldn't just be like, obviously I don't give 0.98

00:34:11.920 a shit enough to like make a joke of it. 0.63

00:34:14.300 And I hope people like realize that where it's like, oh, I'm not actually like, it's 0.99

00:34:18.220 a joke.

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00:34:53.420 Your comedy is so funny to me because it's, it is nuanced.

00:34:57.280 Like it is, wouldn't it be so funny if someone was genuinely upset about this?

00:35:01.560 But then people are like, oh, I think he genuinely is upset about this.

00:35:04.540 And then I'm like, all right.

00:35:05.400 And then they just think I'm like, but the people get it.

00:35:07.420 It's fun.

00:35:08.780 But those get it.

00:35:09.700 Yeah.

00:35:09.920 I love it. 0.99

00:35:10.420 Also, it's fun to be like, to like talk shit on things. 0.99

00:35:14.920 Yeah. 0.99

00:35:15.120 Like in good nature.

00:35:16.260 Yeah. 0.97

00:35:16.580 Not like dogging shit out for the sake of just being contrarian. 0.89

00:35:19.860 But like, if you don't like something, you don't like something. 0.96

00:35:22.180 And I think that's okay. 0.95

00:35:23.060 I was experiencing the same shit when worlds were trying to jump me about the summer I turned 0.99

00:35:26.600 pretty. 0.99

00:35:27.240 What'd you say about the summer I turned pretty?

00:35:28.320 I said, I wasn't a team Conrad girl and they wanted my head on the castle walls.

00:35:32.300 You like Jeremiah though?

00:35:33.280 That's crazy.

00:35:33.880 I did.

00:35:34.420 I did.

00:35:35.100 Until we got.

00:35:35.700 I'm like, no. 1.00

00:35:36.420 I like start shitting on you. 1.00

00:35:37.200 No, for sure. 1.00

00:35:37.820 No, for sure.

00:35:39.560 I did like him until the latest season.

00:35:42.420 The last season.

00:35:43.080 Okay.

00:35:43.500 I liked him up until that point.

00:35:45.120 Episode one dogged him out bad.

00:35:48.120 Yeah. 0.96

00:35:48.420 I said, those writers want him dead. 0.89

00:35:51.120 Yeah. 0.92

00:35:51.500 They gave him two shades too dark of a tan.

00:35:54.240 Yeah.

00:35:54.640 And an awful storyline.

00:35:55.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:56.120 They fucked his shit up bad. 1.00

00:35:58.060 And I said, they made him so, I made this joke to my sister and maybe you'll get it. 1.00

00:36:02.340 But I said, the version of Jeremiah they were writing in the last season, based off the

00:36:06.940 first two episodes, was this guy.

00:36:10.120 Do you get it?

00:36:14.560 I don't get it, but that out of context is kind of like this guy.

00:36:19.980 Okay.

00:36:21.580 Wait, who's this guy?

00:36:23.260 The guy who does that in pictures.

00:36:25.920 Oh, yes.

00:36:27.120 Yes.

00:36:27.580 Oh, yeah.

00:36:28.260 Same guy at the wedding that you were talking about.

00:36:30.100 Well, also like the guy, his like friend, Beefstick, what is his name?

00:36:34.640 Like Red, Red, Red, Red, Red, Redbone, Redbird.

00:36:38.780 I'm not calling you Redbird.

00:36:40.120 What's his name?

00:36:40.660 Chomps?

00:36:41.320 Like, yeah. 1.00

00:36:42.300 I'm a fucking Slim Jim. 0.99

00:36:43.720 I don't know. 0.99

00:36:45.480 Redbone, Redstick.

00:36:46.440 Redbird, Redbird.

00:36:47.280 Why am I having it?

00:36:47.980 Redbird. 0.99

00:36:48.500 Well, like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:36:49.660 What's your name? 1.00

00:36:51.420 I'm not calling you Redbird. 0.97

00:36:52.820 It's sending you into psychosis.

00:36:53.920 He's like, that is, he's so coded.

00:36:56.840 And it's like, you got one friend, like, then like you end up becoming. 0.99

00:37:00.060 Who does that in every, every fucking picture. 0.96

00:37:03.260 I kind of feel like that actor is like that in real life, too. 0.99

00:37:06.500 Like, I don't think he was acting.

00:37:08.280 He literally is in real life.

00:37:09.380 And you know what's crazy is I made that joke on my sister and I's podcast after we watched the first two episodes.

00:37:15.020 I said, they, the smear campaign they're running is crazy.

00:37:19.480 And I said, they made him that guy. 0.98

00:37:21.520 And I'm pissed the fuck off about it.

00:37:23.020 And then fast forward to the end when Belly's in Paris.

00:37:26.460 Like, did you watch it? 0.99

00:37:27.500 Okay, so when she's in Paris, remember that first night she goes to fucking Bergein or whatever the fuck? 1.00

00:37:31.540 Like, she goes to that German fucking club. 1.00

00:37:34.240 Like, she does. 1.00

00:37:35.800 Sure.

00:37:36.000 With her, is that when she was chasing down her suitcase where she had her? 0.89

00:37:40.600 Like, okay, sure.

00:37:41.920 Yeah, and they put her in, what's the shoes called?

00:37:45.060 The shoes.

00:37:46.280 Solomons.

00:37:46.980 All black Solomons. 1.00

00:37:48.440 I'm pissed the fuck off who did that to her. 1.00

00:37:50.100 Making her run around in a light-washed jean with dark black Solomons. 0.99

00:37:54.300 Don't put our girl, she's been through enough.

00:37:55.920 She's been through enough.

00:37:56.420 She's called off her wedding, let's just put in something. 0.84

00:37:57.780 And she's about to get a bob. 0.99

00:37:58.880 She has a lot going on.

00:38:00.340 When she's at that German club and some guy's, like, harassing that girl that helps her get in, 0.87

00:38:05.220 when they walk away from him, he says, hey.

00:38:08.080 And they turn around and he goes, I'm not even kidding, go watch.

00:38:11.380 You're like, they are pushing this.

00:38:12.700 No, and I literally was like, my mind is so powerful.

00:38:15.380 Yeah, I called it. 0.98

00:38:16.160 I fucking called it. 1.00

00:38:16.740 I fucking knew it. 1.00

00:38:17.540 You're a conspiracy theorist. 1.00

00:38:18.980 No.

00:38:19.720 When I tell you, before I even started watching, I said that, no, he, well, I mean, the fact

00:38:24.780 that he, like, cheated on Belly and, like, Cabo is so coded.

00:38:28.380 It is.

00:38:28.780 Like, it's like, yeah, you got.

00:38:29.980 Absolutely. 0.96

00:38:30.660 All right, now he's a frat douche. 0.83

00:38:31.800 Yeah, absolutely. 0.98

00:38:32.900 I also, I'm like, he's not hot enough to be, like, cheating on.

00:38:35.440 Like, that little twink thing.

00:38:41.840 Hey, sorry.

00:38:42.700 Like, what did, he just, like, whatever.

00:38:44.600 I know Lola Tung's face card is unlimited.

00:38:47.920 Yeah.

00:38:48.240 She has the most beautiful face.

00:38:49.460 Every time they were showing her close-up, I said, oh, my God, she has the most beautiful

00:38:52.860 face.

00:38:53.140 Yeah.

00:38:53.440 I hope she leaves her face just like that. 0.94

00:38:55.360 I hope so, too.

00:38:56.080 It's perfect.

00:38:56.380 She's perfect.

00:38:57.000 Beautiful.

00:38:57.180 I love her. 0.99

00:38:57.700 But when I was talking my shit about Conrad, oh, girl, they wanted me dead. 0.99

00:39:03.000 They were spreading rumors about me in the town square that I was a witch because they 1.00

00:39:06.520 wanted me burned at the fucking stake. 1.00

00:39:08.000 It's also crazy. 1.00

00:39:08.720 It's like, I talk shit about real people and y'all are mad at me talking shit about this, 0.99

00:39:12.500 like, fictional character. 0.99

00:39:13.600 I said the same.

00:39:14.220 Now, they're, like, meaner to you about that than, like.

00:39:16.460 They're like, no, I think it's really great what you do, but honestly, this is too far.

00:39:22.400 I love you, but.

00:39:23.980 Yeah, literally someone.

00:39:24.420 That's, like, the meanest thing ever.

00:39:25.380 Someone literally wrote a comment to me and said, I unraveled all of the work I've ever done

00:39:29.600 for women by not liking Conrad.

00:39:31.780 Okay.

00:39:33.000 You put back feminism 25 years by saying that.

00:39:36.780 Yeah, absolutely.

00:39:37.520 And we all know I started feminism. 0.99

00:39:39.220 Yeah.

00:39:39.500 We all know.

00:39:39.900 Yeah, you started it and also you ended it with that stance.

00:39:43.740 So, yeah, I hope you're proud of that.

00:39:44.720 Yeah.

00:39:46.120 Good luck.

00:39:46.760 Good luck with that.

00:39:47.880 No, it was the same thing.

00:39:49.280 So, I get what you mean when you're, like, it's, I told, I've, like, joked about this

00:39:53.640 with my friends before, but, like, when they're, like, you're actually not, like, this

00:39:57.020 was an insane comment we got once on my other podcast with my sister, but it was, like, we 0.81

00:40:00.280 were talking shit about Love Island. 0.97

00:40:01.480 I've never watched. 1.00

00:40:02.280 I don't care.

00:40:03.300 I don't want to watch, right?

00:40:04.360 Like, reality TV is not really my vibe. 0.99

00:40:06.120 So, I was, like, I was talking my shit about it mostly just about how awful the men were 0.99

00:40:09.900 because they were. 0.99

00:40:10.600 And it was every takeout, every scene I was seeing was from TikTok exclusively.

00:40:14.880 And so, I made sure to say that.

00:40:16.960 And someone said, you actually can't talk about this show if you haven't watched it.

00:40:20.960 Yes, I can. 0.99

00:40:22.300 I can actually do whatever the fuck I want. 0.99

00:40:24.280 That's what I said. 0.92

00:40:24.780 So, but thanks.

00:40:27.580 I also like a show like that. 0.99

00:40:29.040 It's, like, bitch, this is everywhere. 1.00

00:40:30.580 Like, even if I'm not watching it, I get, like, TikTok, like, reels. 0.99

00:40:33.640 I'm being beat over the head.

00:40:35.060 Yeah, I can't look away.

00:40:36.920 Like, yeah.

00:40:37.240 Well, yeah, I have no choice. 0.99

00:40:38.300 You actually can't, unless you've seen all 477 episodes of season three, you can't fucking 0.98

00:40:43.800 talk about it. 0.97

00:40:44.100 No, that's literally what they said.

00:40:45.040 Yeah, I actually will.

00:40:45.980 No, I actually can, and I will. 0.97

00:40:47.820 And I told her, my ethos for shit like that is literally, yes, I can, because you're not 0.97

00:40:51.680 the boss of me. 0.98

00:40:52.240 Yeah.

00:40:52.740 Like, you're literally not the boss of me.

00:40:54.100 I can do literally whatever I want.

00:40:55.520 That's the crazy part.

00:40:56.460 Also, why are y'all back in Love Island this, like, and also, it's like, all the men are,

00:41:00.720 like, objectively bad. 0.73

00:41:02.200 Yeah, like, horrible and awful.

00:41:03.420 It's not even, it's like, they're like, no, you're just, you're too hard on them.

00:41:05.180 No, they literally, like, are horrible and then continue to get worse.

00:41:08.320 Yeah, and also.

00:41:08.940 And then after the show, like, are even worse.

00:41:10.780 For real.

00:41:11.340 And after that, it's also, so?

00:41:13.180 Yeah.

00:41:15.040 Like, you're being mean to them.

00:41:16.240 Okay.

00:41:16.400 Yeah, I know.

00:41:17.240 That's, yeah.

00:41:17.920 That's also kind of my thing.

00:41:18.780 Good, I was trying to do it.

00:41:19.920 Okay, good.

00:41:20.340 I was making sure, like, yeah.

00:41:21.860 Oh, perfect.

00:41:22.460 That was received.

00:41:23.280 Yes.

00:41:23.700 Okay, I'm glad you got that.

00:41:24.300 I was, like, worried I came off too nice.

00:41:26.000 I wanted it.

00:41:26.500 I actually thank you for that feedback.

00:41:28.040 Yeah, we, I literally, like, when I was getting that kind of hate and then the Conrad thing 0.96

00:41:33.560 happened right after that, I was like, this is fucking ridiculous. 0.96

00:41:37.120 One battle after another. 1.00

00:41:38.040 And if you bitches think I'm going to die on a hill for a fake white boy, like, you're crazy. 1.00

00:41:43.440 I don't care. 1.00

00:41:44.140 We're, it's funny because I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:41:45.600 Yeah. 0.99

00:41:45.820 I don't care at all.

00:41:46.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:46.660 In fact, I was team, everyone go the fuck home, you're pissing me off. 0.99

00:41:49.620 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:50.100 Everybody go home and think about what you did.

00:41:51.900 Well, I also think we're similar because it's like, I don't care, but I'm going to,

00:41:54.360 I'm going to still give my opinion. 0.99

00:41:56.620 I don't give a shit, but I'm going to talk about it. 0.99

00:41:58.000 Well, that's also my whole thing. 0.99

00:41:59.380 Yeah.

00:41:59.760 That's your whole thing too. 0.99

00:42:00.600 And it's funny to have, like, strong opinions of things you don't give a shit about. 0.98

00:42:04.360 Like, I don't think about any of the things that I complain about. 0.99

00:42:07.540 Like, you think I actually give a fuck? 0.97

00:42:08.740 No, I just think it's hilarious to be, like, upset, like, pretend to be pissed off. 0.99

00:42:12.720 Like, let's talk about it.

00:42:13.840 Yeah.

00:42:14.140 It's fun.

00:42:14.800 Yeah.

00:42:15.100 It's okay.

00:42:15.720 We can all laugh because it's not a big deal because who cares?

00:42:18.600 Right.

00:42:19.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:42:19.500 Genuinely, who fucking cares? 0.97

00:42:20.520 Well, and one time, like, I was, like, described, because I don't know, notoriously, I don't 0.98

00:42:25.240 know many celebrities.

00:42:26.760 Like, I, this has been a running bit for years, but, like, I thought Paul Mescal.

00:42:31.620 And Pedro Pescal are the same people?

00:42:33.000 No, no, no, no.

00:42:33.740 Okay.

00:42:33.980 Paul Mescal, who's Dylan Minnette and Logan Lerman.

00:42:37.720 I thought those three guys were the same guy.

00:42:40.060 Pretty much, though.

00:42:41.080 I thought all three of those guys were Logan Lerman.

00:42:43.960 Whoa.

00:42:44.100 So every time I would see them, I'd be like, Logan Lerman.

00:42:46.180 In my head.

00:42:46.560 I would love to see them all combined.

00:42:47.940 And, like, they bring their best physical qualities.

00:42:50.540 That would, like, truly send me into psychosis, probably.

00:42:53.000 I would enter a different state entirely.

00:42:55.260 What if I just, like, gaslight you?

00:42:56.360 And I'm like, wait, those all are the same person.

00:42:58.140 Yeah, that's, hmm?

00:42:59.680 I really do.

00:43:00.600 They conjoined.

00:43:01.120 It's like a weird-itis I have.

00:43:03.020 Like, I do that a lot.

00:43:04.640 Like, even with Daisy Ridley, Daisy Edgar Jones, and the show Daisy and the Six.

00:43:11.680 I was literally going to, like, those last two, I'm like, yeah, I knew where you were

00:43:14.980 going with that.

00:43:15.340 That's all.

00:43:16.180 Like, what do you mean?

00:43:16.540 Okay, I thought Daisy Ridley.

00:43:17.920 One of them's in Star Wars.

00:43:19.280 One of them's a show.

00:43:20.920 What else?

00:43:22.180 Wait, the show's playing?

00:43:23.400 What?

00:43:23.600 And I literally said, so is Daisy Edgar Jones, is Daisy and the Six about Daisy Edgar Jones?

00:43:29.040 And my sister goes, no.

00:43:30.700 And then I go, so the Daisy, so then, and I kept going, Daisy Edgar Ridley Jones.

00:43:35.740 Like, that's what I was thinking in my head, and I was like, oh, my God.

00:43:37.780 No, that's, also, I'm like, we need, we only have room for one Daisy in this industry.

00:43:43.840 Like, we get one good Daisy.

00:43:45.340 Everybody else changing it. 0.99

00:43:46.020 Everyone else, get the fuck out. 0.93

00:43:47.380 Like, y'all can battle it out, whatever. 0.87

00:43:49.680 It's like, it's like such a weird-itis I have, because I'm just, even when I was like,

00:43:55.320 going to meet Paul Mascal at the Oscars a few years ago, but it ended up not working

00:43:58.080 out.

00:43:58.660 But she was like, oh, he's really excited to me, he likes TikTok, and I was like, Pedro

00:44:01.540 Pascal?

00:44:02.240 That's, I have a really hard time with those two.

00:44:04.420 She goes, no, Paul Mascal, and I go, oh.

00:44:07.240 And then I told my sister, I go, who is that?

00:44:09.600 Which one is he again?

00:44:10.620 Yeah, and then she, like, told me, and I was like, oh, from 13 Reasons Why, and then

00:44:14.920 she goes, no, that's Dylan Minnette, and I go, that's Logan Lerman.

00:44:18.640 And I was like, so that's not Percy Jackson?

00:44:20.880 That's Percy Jackson, and also.

00:44:22.800 And also Percy being a Wallflower?

00:44:24.020 Yeah.

00:44:24.920 And she's like, no, those are three different entire people, and I was like, I didn't know what I'm

00:44:28.300 doing, like, Vanderpump Rules, I thought they were a family.

00:44:33.920 I thought they were a family that ran a restaurant, and it was kind of like the bear.

00:44:38.520 Like, I thought it was like that.

00:44:40.760 That's what a reality, I knew it was reality.

00:44:42.840 But I literally thought, I was like, oh, they're just a big family.

00:44:45.580 This is genuinely how, like, our parents probably are, where it's like, they hear these, like,

00:44:49.300 words, and then they just combine them, but, like, we are now becoming that.

00:44:52.640 Yeah, where it's like, no, Vanderpump Rules is Big Brother, which is, like, the bear

00:44:57.780 meets chopped, meets, it's like, what?

00:45:01.140 All of it is so, it makes me feel so removed and 100 years old.

00:45:06.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:45:06.440 So, like, I notoriously don't know a lot of things, like, shit like that. 0.96

00:45:10.340 And so, one time we did this thing where I was describing the plot of movies to her, 0.98

00:45:15.040 and she had to guess.

00:45:16.400 But, like, I don't know a lot of movies.

00:45:18.980 Yeah.

00:45:19.000 So, I described Pride and Prejudice, and I was so confident. 1.00

00:45:22.660 I was like, okay, so, like, there's this girl.

00:45:25.600 It's kind of like a little woman situation. 0.97

00:45:27.460 Like, she's, like, you know, like, the older, bitter sister.

00:45:30.960 She's smart, blah, blah, blah.

00:45:32.440 And then there's, like, this rich guy.

00:45:33.900 And then, like, they, you know, like, plays cat and mouse game, like, hard to get.

00:45:37.800 And then, like, at the end, he, like, confesses his love to her in the rain,

00:45:40.440 and then he dies of pneumonia because he's in the rain.

00:45:43.460 And then she was like, um, I don't know.

00:45:45.780 And then everybody was like, that is nowhere near the plot of Pride and Prejudice.

00:45:51.620 Whatever plot you want, baby.

00:45:53.020 Yeah.

00:45:53.500 It's like, sure, whatever.

00:45:54.320 Choose your own plot, sure.

00:45:55.500 Well, I don't know what movie you were describing, but it definitely wasn't Pride and Prejudice.

00:45:59.160 That's nice, sweetie.

00:46:00.220 And I was like, oh, so he doesn't die of pneumonia?

00:46:02.760 And then they were like, he doesn't get sick at all.

00:46:06.160 Like, who?

00:46:06.680 You're like, the guy.

00:46:07.420 And have I watched it?

00:46:09.500 Still no.

00:46:10.500 Still no.

00:46:11.520 But you know the plot.

00:46:12.380 Yes.

00:46:13.520 You know the plot.

00:46:14.440 Well, because sometimes I'll just tell people, like, they're like, have you seen it?

00:46:18.320 And I go, yeah.

00:46:19.900 And in my head, I'm like, I just know, like, a couple things about it.

00:46:23.820 And I feel like I got the gist.

00:46:25.480 I've heard someone say it.

00:46:27.340 So I'm like, yeah, I've seen it.

00:46:29.120 Yeah.

00:46:29.500 Like, I mean, I feel like I just have the gist.

00:46:31.320 Yeah.

00:46:31.660 So I don't really need to see it.

00:46:32.900 So, like, when the new Gladiator movie came out, speaking of Paul Pascal, I literally was like, oh, we should go see the new Gladiator.

00:46:38.860 And then my dad was like, oh, have you seen the first one?

00:46:41.880 Because he knows I don't watch anything.

00:46:43.240 And I go, no.

00:46:44.740 And then he goes, well, you have to watch the first one to understand the second one.

00:46:47.120 I go, ah, I got the gist.

00:46:48.460 Yeah.

00:46:48.820 No, I think I actually.

00:46:49.840 Yeah.

00:46:50.240 Well, I know enough.

00:46:51.020 I'll catch up.

00:46:51.620 Like, he's a warrior.

00:46:53.160 Yeah.

00:46:53.320 Don't wait for me.

00:46:53.920 I'll catch up.

00:46:54.340 Yeah.

00:46:54.460 No, don't worry.

00:46:54.860 Yeah.

00:46:54.960 That's really how I feel.

00:46:56.180 Like, but then my sister was trying to convince me to go see, I forget what it was.

00:46:59.840 I think it was one of the new Trolls movies.

00:47:01.300 No, it was the new Sonic movie.

00:47:02.780 She's like, you have to, let's go watch the new Sonic movie.

00:47:04.840 I go, well, I haven't seen the others.

00:47:06.140 How would I know?

00:47:07.880 Dude.

00:47:08.320 Like, what?

00:47:09.420 How, like, the second one wouldn't make sense.

00:47:11.560 Yeah.

00:47:11.740 And I was like, well, no, I need to study the Sonic universe.

00:47:13.940 Yeah.

00:47:14.180 I didn't even know Sonic.

00:47:15.040 Yeah, but with Gladiator, I was like, nah, I got it.

00:47:17.680 Yeah, that's, it's like a three and a half hour movie.

00:47:21.460 It's super hard to digest.

00:47:23.120 Like, so many characters.

00:47:24.520 Like, yeah, I think I get it.

00:47:26.340 Yeah, I mean.

00:47:27.000 He's a sword.

00:47:27.600 He fights some people.

00:47:28.680 Yeah, they fight.

00:47:29.560 Are you not entertained?

00:47:30.620 Animals?

00:47:30.660 I don't know.

00:47:31.300 I got it.

00:47:32.060 Yeah, yells a lot.

00:47:34.420 Troll, or Sonic is like, I don't, how would the plot, like, I want, how would I digest the

00:47:39.560 plot if I haven't seen the first one?

00:47:40.480 The complexities of the Sonic universe.

00:47:42.440 I have to understand them.

00:47:43.220 It's like a little blue ball that runs.

00:47:46.240 I mean, like, I don't, I just, I would feel more comfortable if I knew the plot going into

00:47:49.540 it, and I've done my research.

00:47:51.340 I'm listening.

00:47:52.120 I'm learning.

00:47:52.900 Exactly.

00:47:54.220 Do you have any favorite, like, franchises, movies, TV shows?

00:47:57.400 Are you a big TV show watcher?

00:47:58.980 I am, and I've been, like, better now.

00:48:02.300 I feel like sometimes just watch such, like, shitty stuff that I'm, like, I need to, like,

00:48:06.120 watch something that's, like, kind of, like, inspiring and, like, oh, this is actually,

00:48:09.860 like, good acting.

00:48:10.840 Do you like watching, like, cheesy shows?

00:48:13.320 The summer I turned pretty, like, I, like, I thought we all just were, like, this show

00:48:16.280 is kind of bad, but we all, like, like watching it.

00:48:18.740 That's the best part.

00:48:19.560 But then I, like, found out recently people thought that was, like, really good television,

00:48:22.820 and I was like, oh, wait, I.

00:48:24.160 Okay, I thought we were.

00:48:25.120 Yeah, I thought we all kind of knew it was bad.

00:48:27.260 Obviously obsessed with that.

00:48:28.220 I watched she, not her fault recently.

00:48:30.820 Oh, okay.

00:48:31.300 All her fault.

00:48:31.900 I haven't watched it, but I've seen it.

00:48:33.140 It's really good.

00:48:33.820 Oh, okay.

00:48:34.260 You were, like, let me.

00:48:35.640 You would get the gist of it.

00:48:36.320 You said, yeah, you said, let me lock in to some, to some real stuff. 1.00

00:48:39.620 Some real shit. 1.00

00:48:40.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:41.240 I just feel like everyone in L.A. just watches so many things, and it's just, like.

00:48:45.340 At once.

00:48:45.900 Yeah.

00:48:46.440 And it's, like, wait, what do we watch?

00:48:47.620 Wait, someone just tell me.

00:48:48.860 Yeah.

00:48:49.520 And there are some things that I just have the gist of.

00:48:52.000 Yeah.

00:48:52.520 If someone asks, yeah, I've seen it.

00:48:53.980 Yeah.

00:48:54.620 Oh, yeah, I've watched it.

00:48:55.260 Pretty much.

00:48:55.800 Yeah.

00:48:56.300 For the most part.

00:48:57.360 Yeah.

00:48:57.520 Like, one clip on TikTok.

00:48:59.180 Have heard it, overheard it in a conversation.

00:49:01.040 I've seen it.

00:49:01.460 I watched it in 80 parts on TikTok.

00:49:03.480 The first 10 minutes of the movie.

00:49:05.680 I, like, miss when I used to do that, where I'd be, like, part 47 of this movie.

00:49:09.760 I'm, like, just rent it.

00:49:11.480 It's $3.99. 0.99

00:49:12.500 Just fucking watch it. 1.00

00:49:13.420 Like, why am I, like, going through this? 1.00

00:49:15.160 Oh, my God.

00:49:15.640 Same.

00:49:16.000 I would do this.

00:49:16.540 I've done that with a.

00:49:17.560 I did that with Nosferatu.

00:49:20.600 That's also the most insane movie to just, like, watch and, like, follow more for part three.

00:49:26.520 Go.

00:49:26.840 Oh, you click.

00:49:27.300 It's, like, what video you just watched.

00:49:28.640 It's, like, scroll down.

00:49:29.600 Yeah.

00:49:29.920 Mind you, I bought the movie on Apple TV.

00:49:33.240 I was already watching it on TikTok, and I said, well, I might as well.

00:49:36.180 Yeah, sure.

00:49:36.980 While I'm here.

00:49:37.620 While I'm here.

00:49:38.260 I got legit.

00:49:39.060 See, that's a movie that I don't, I haven't seen, but I would just be, like, well, like,

00:49:42.480 I know what it's about.

00:49:44.320 Nothing.

00:49:44.980 Like, it's.

00:49:45.440 Generally speaking.

00:49:45.760 Like, if someone's, like, have you seen it?

00:49:47.280 Yeah, no.

00:49:48.040 Yeah, no.

00:49:48.780 But, like, yeah, pretty much.

00:49:51.220 I just know Nicolas Cage is in it, and he's maybe, like, a vampire.

00:49:54.260 Nicolas Cage is not in Nosferatu.

00:49:58.420 Well, like, like, not technically.

00:50:02.520 But, like, you know where I'm, like, where I'm coming from.

00:50:04.680 Right, right, right, right.

00:50:05.260 Like, do you see what, like.

00:50:05.920 Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:50:07.460 But, yeah, I've seen it, so.

00:50:10.220 He's really not in Nosferatu?

00:50:12.280 No.

00:50:12.640 I think you're thinking of that other scary movie.

00:50:15.040 It was, like, Long Legs.

00:50:17.040 Speaking of.

00:50:18.780 Speaking of.

00:50:20.620 My legs are so long, it's scary.

00:50:23.180 Something, oh, my God, one of my good friends the other day was, like, saying, stretching

00:50:28.180 me out, which is in any setting.

00:50:29.420 It's not ideal.

00:50:30.680 But was, like, stretching my leg out.

00:50:32.560 And my other friend was, like, I don't mean this in, like, a bad way, but Bailey, the

00:50:36.820 friend stretching me.

00:50:37.560 Yeah.

00:50:37.740 You look like you're a large animal doctor.

00:50:43.900 Like a great day.

00:50:46.220 And then I was, like, oh, wait, that would make me the large animal.

00:50:50.500 Oh, right, right, right, right. 1.00

00:50:52.200 Oh, shit, so I'm the large animal. 1.00

00:50:53.480 Right, right. 1.00

00:50:54.180 So, which obviously I took no offense to, but I brought up, like, every opportunity.

00:50:57.600 Like, yeah, I'm just, like, a big animal.

00:50:59.920 So, don't mind my large animal frame sneaking past you.

00:51:04.880 Speaking of that.

00:51:06.040 Like, recently I did a shoot and I had to wear this top that was, like, really tight 0.99

00:51:12.120 on my tits. 0.99

00:51:12.680 And my, I have huge boobs. 1.00

00:51:14.040 So, I was, like, they were, like, really pushed up to my fucking neck. 1.00

00:51:16.920 And I was, like, dude, this top is ridiculous. 0.99

00:51:19.380 Like, they had me in it with jeans and a blazer. 1.00

00:51:21.240 And I was, like, I'm shit. 1.00

00:51:23.380 And my tits were, like, this. 1.00

00:51:25.160 Like, a fucking bucket under my mouth. 1.00

00:51:26.920 Like, rusting your head. 1.00

00:51:28.040 Yeah, like, when mules have bead on.

00:51:29.880 And so, like, for real.

00:51:35.800 And I was, like, I was, like, telling my sister. 0.99

00:51:37.880 I was, like, dude, look at my, my tits are up to my neck. 0.99

00:51:39.840 It's insane. 0.99

00:51:40.320 Yeah.

00:51:40.600 And she goes, oh, my God, I know.

00:51:42.740 She goes, and I don't, like, they look like, and I don't mean this in a bad way.

00:51:46.060 It looks like a chest plate.

00:51:49.740 Oh.

00:51:50.200 But she didn't mean it in a bad way.

00:51:52.320 And I don't mean this in a bad way.

00:51:53.500 No, I was, like, I love you, but it looks like a chest plate.

00:51:57.440 It was, like, a giant one that drag queens wear. 1.00

00:52:01.580 That's fucked up. 0.99

00:52:02.880 And it's, like, seconds before, like, all right, Drew, ready for you. 0.99

00:52:05.300 We're ready for you on set.

00:52:06.720 And you're, like, do I, like, what do I do about this?

00:52:09.800 Well, no, it's true.

00:52:10.920 They were, like, really out to here.

00:52:12.540 So, it was, like, I was, like, all right.

00:52:14.220 Yeah.

00:52:14.420 So, now, like, and when I showed her the pictures of those, she was, like, chest plate.

00:52:18.000 Told you.

00:52:18.680 In a great way, though.

00:52:19.800 No, in a good way.

00:52:20.560 No, no, but, like, in a good way.

00:52:21.980 In a good way.

00:52:22.960 Not derogatory.

00:52:24.120 Yeah.

00:52:24.360 It's crazy, because anytime anyone, like, has to preface anything, it's always the most 0.99

00:52:28.640 offensive shit I've ever heard. 0.99

00:52:30.460 And I'm, like, I would honestly just rather you just, like, be a dick and just, like, 0.99

00:52:34.200 just say it straight out than be, like, I love you and I don't mean for this to come 0.98

00:52:37.560 up the wrong way.

00:52:39.680 And now when someone says that, I'm, like, I'm just going to stop you there.

00:52:42.960 We actually don't need it.

00:52:43.740 You don't need to tell me anything.

00:52:45.200 I don't know.

00:52:45.460 Yeah, when I've made jokes about my own teeth on, like, TikTok. 0.99

00:52:49.480 I've, like, said, like, I don't give a fuck. 0.98

00:52:52.520 Like, for real, I don't care. 0.98

00:52:54.780 So that's why it doesn't bother me.

00:52:56.040 I was like, you have good teeth, so I'm confused for that.

00:52:58.300 Yeah, well, I had braces for a long time, but I never wore my retainers after.

00:53:02.040 So my bottom row is crooked because of my wisdom teeth. 0.99

00:53:04.480 But I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:53:05.660 Clearly, I don't care. 0.99

00:53:06.820 And I was like, and if I did ever want to change them, I would do it with money I've

00:53:10.680 made off men attacking me.

00:53:12.240 So it works out.

00:53:13.200 Reparations either way.

00:53:14.060 Regardless.

00:53:14.380 But I was like, but I like my teeth, so I'm not bothered by it.

00:53:17.600 And, like, people would be like, I hope you never change your teeth.

00:53:20.260 They have so much character.

00:53:22.400 Hey, don't.

00:53:23.600 Hey, I'm never going for a character look.

00:53:27.520 What kind of character?

00:53:28.440 Yeah, what do you mean?

00:53:29.460 A clown?

00:53:30.260 Yeah.

00:53:30.460 Yeah, I know. 1.00

00:53:31.180 Unless you're talking like a fucking bombshell, like, Miss Incredible ass build character. 1.00

00:53:37.280 Like, I don't want to look. 1.00

00:53:38.520 And I bet you're not.

00:53:39.480 Like, animated ever.

00:53:41.120 I don't need to ever look.

00:53:42.700 Nothing of my body should give off character. 0.68

00:53:45.960 It should give off, like, sex.

00:53:48.360 I made this. 0.99

00:53:49.200 Sex appeal.

00:53:50.060 There was, like, something else to my friend, because, like, I got pitched this deal that

00:53:54.460 I didn't, it didn't end up going through.

00:53:55.940 But they were, like, they had put me in, like, a deck.

00:53:59.560 You know, they send you decks, and they're like, this is our ideas.

00:54:01.980 And it was me and, like, four other people.

00:54:04.080 Far more famous than me, and the other people, too.

00:54:06.580 And, like, under each thing was a description of, like, who we were.

00:54:10.220 And, like, mine said, viral body positive influencer.

00:54:15.860 Okay.

00:54:18.040 It's funny.

00:54:18.760 It's, like, really funny, because I've never once talked about my, like, used my body as

00:54:23.260 any part of my platform.

00:54:24.760 In fact, like, nobody saw my body for, like, the first year.

00:54:27.600 And now it's, like, white, and now it's in my job description. 0.86

00:54:30.780 Like, now it's my title.

00:54:31.460 It was, like, viral body positive influencer. 1.00

00:54:34.560 Like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:54:36.140 Insane. 1.00

00:54:36.460 Like, y'all are just saying shit right now. 1.00

00:54:39.000 Yeah, I know. 1.00

00:54:39.460 I would rather you just put girl underneath it. 1.00

00:54:42.340 Random girl. 0.96

00:54:43.320 Random girl. 0.96

00:54:43.640 It's, like, that would be preferred.

00:54:44.720 Girl on TikTok.

00:54:45.820 Like, I'd rather that be the file.

00:54:47.440 I'm, like, don't put that.

00:54:48.040 Random TikTok girl.

00:54:49.400 Like, that would be, like, music.

00:54:50.880 Yeah, that's just, like, fact.

00:54:52.920 Like, that's literally underneath it.

00:54:54.200 That's what they were putting.

00:54:54.960 And I was, like. 1.00

00:54:55.400 Sweats and shits. 0.99

00:54:56.420 Yeah, sweaty. 1.00

00:54:57.300 Sweaty and shitty girl. 0.99

00:54:58.340 Like, fine. 1.00

00:54:59.160 I'll take it. 1.00

00:54:59.460 Sweaty and shitty girl. 1.00

00:55:02.080 Sure. 1.00

00:55:02.660 Yeah, whatever.

00:55:03.440 No, that's, like, insane. 0.99

00:55:05.360 That's why, like, when I get shit like that, like, you're just like me. 0.97

00:55:08.060 Like, it is genuinely very funny to me. 0.97

00:55:10.960 Yeah.

00:55:11.360 Like, actually very funny to me.

00:55:13.300 But it does make me go, all right.

00:55:17.360 No, I definitely clock it every single time.

00:55:19.600 But I'm, like, okay, obviously, like, that's funny.

00:55:21.460 And I don't care.

00:55:22.260 But, like, okay.

00:55:24.140 What did you mean by that?

00:55:25.700 Like, let's break that down.

00:55:27.080 There's room for both truths.

00:55:28.340 Right.

00:55:28.720 Let's hold space for both truths.

00:55:30.060 Yeah, I'm chill.

00:55:31.060 You're bizarre, I guess.

00:55:33.280 And that's weird.

00:55:34.120 And if I were to give you any advice, don't go around telling people that.

00:55:38.300 Yeah.

00:55:39.160 You can even just ask me what I do and I'll tell you.

00:55:41.920 Like, you don't have to just.

00:55:43.620 That's so insane.

00:55:44.240 Do me a favor.

00:55:44.740 Don't go around telling people that stuff.

00:55:46.380 Thank you.

00:55:46.920 I don't know.

00:55:47.360 I feel like.

00:55:48.360 No, I just feel like we, like, get each other.

00:55:49.960 And, like.

00:55:50.320 But I feel like you are, like, a very normal, aware person.

00:55:53.820 And I feel like, randomly, I've been around so many not normal, aware people.

00:55:58.760 Right.

00:55:59.060 Yeah.

00:55:59.360 And it's so crazy.

00:56:00.560 Especially in this industry.

00:56:01.380 Yeah.

00:56:01.940 Yeah.

00:56:02.840 Yes.

00:56:04.080 Which is also.

00:56:05.080 One, it's hard.

00:56:05.640 Because it's, like, there's some people who are, like, I'm mutuals with and, like, sweet

00:56:09.580 with who I, like, think have a very dark energy.

00:56:13.180 I agree.

00:56:13.520 And, like, are kind of bad people.

00:56:15.220 But then it's, like, you've seemingly only been nice to me.

00:56:17.600 But I don't, like, you give, like, you are icking me out.

00:56:22.020 Right.

00:56:22.260 With, like, your intentions.

00:56:23.820 Right, right, right.

00:56:24.320 But then it's, like, I still have to be, like, nice to you.

00:56:26.300 But then, like, I don't want to promote you.

00:56:27.820 No, yeah, I agree.

00:56:29.020 Same.

00:56:29.280 And I feel like there's, and even, like, outside of this industry, I feel like there's 0.99

00:56:31.680 so many people just, like, recently, I've been, like, wait, people are fucking insane. 0.99

00:56:35.040 No, they are. 1.00

00:56:35.760 And not normal.

00:56:36.760 Yeah.

00:56:37.060 Like, in any way, shape, or form.

00:56:38.400 And I think, you know, the whole, like, you got to work on yourself.

00:56:40.640 You can't love anyone.

00:56:41.440 And I'm, like, okay, I've worked on myself.

00:56:42.800 Y'all need to work on yourselves, too.

00:56:44.480 Like, I'm not just doing this.

00:56:45.500 Are you guys doing it at the same time as me?

00:56:47.500 Or did I go first?

00:56:48.540 I feel like I'm ahead. 0.99

00:56:49.460 And y'all, like, need to be, like, why are y'all fucking insane? 0.99

00:56:53.380 I agree. 0.98

00:56:54.460 I, like, I saw someone, too, like, recently, like, speaking of that same kind of energy at

00:57:00.440 an event.

00:57:01.260 And it was, I have met this person a couple times already.

00:57:06.200 And each time it's been very brief.

00:57:07.420 So, it's been, like, hey, how are you?

00:57:08.620 Like, doing well?

00:57:09.100 How are you?

00:57:09.380 Good.

00:57:09.900 And then, like, the next time I saw this person, like, recently, they were, like, congrats

00:57:15.260 on everything.

00:57:18.080 Okay.

00:57:18.560 Like, we don't even have to do that.

00:57:20.000 Like, we don't have to do that.

00:57:20.800 I was, like, oh, yeah, you, too.

00:57:22.060 Like, congrats on everything.

00:57:23.200 Yeah.

00:57:23.400 Yeah.

00:57:23.800 Yeah.

00:57:23.960 And it was funny because we were, like, in a photo line.

00:57:27.400 And I was, like, trying to make small talk because I was, like, oh, it's kind of cold

00:57:30.660 out here.

00:57:31.140 Oh, like, I'm just making conversation because I don't want to have this very weird posturing

00:57:35.620 conversation.

00:57:36.660 Right.

00:57:36.720 Like, and it's, like, it's one of those things where it's, like, you don't have the best

00:57:40.840 of intentions for me.

00:57:42.500 You've never personally wronged me, but I can feel it.

00:57:44.920 Yeah. 0.96

00:57:45.040 I can feel that you don't fuck with me and I don't know what it is, but, like, none of 0.99

00:57:48.220 my business. 0.99

00:57:48.780 Yeah.

00:57:49.000 So I was, like, all right.

00:57:50.120 And then I was, like, oh, is this the line to, like, get pictures?

00:57:53.240 And she's, like, yeah.

00:57:55.420 Like, I think she thought I was going to ask to cut, which I wasn't.

00:57:57.720 I was, like, okay, cool.

00:57:58.640 I'm going to get in this line then, girl.

00:58:00.160 This is good to see you.

00:58:01.320 And she goes, yeah, well, knowing you, you could probably skip the whole thing.

00:58:04.840 So what the? 1.00

00:58:07.820 Girl, what the fuck are we talking about? 0.99

00:58:09.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:09.940 Are we beefing?

00:58:10.780 Yeah.

00:58:11.240 Are we fighting?

00:58:11.920 It's always hard to.

00:58:12.900 Like, I feel like I've been way more confrontational recently if someone's being weird.

00:58:16.360 Like, wait, what?

00:58:16.980 But then it's also, like, in, there are a lot of settings where it's, like, you kind 0.99

00:58:21.080 of just have to take it up the ass with a smile. 0.99

00:58:23.320 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:23.820 Okay.

00:58:24.100 Like, what am I going to do?

00:58:25.160 Like, have it out with you here?

00:58:26.720 Like, I'm not going to.

00:58:27.360 I'm going to start swinging on you, like, while Getty is, like, taking pictures?

00:58:31.200 No.

00:58:31.620 Well, and there are people that I genuinely dislike in this industry and I've never been, like,

00:58:37.000 mutuals with or anything like that.

00:58:38.440 And when they do see me in person, I can tell sometimes that they like me or they have liked

00:58:43.380 me at one point and they want to talk to me.

00:58:44.880 But I make it a point to, like, not say anything because I was like, I don't want to talk to 0.99

00:58:48.820 you because I don't fuck with you. 0.99

00:58:49.800 And I think you know that. 1.00

00:58:50.880 Yeah.

00:58:51.600 Most they're mostly men.

00:58:52.760 So, like, actually, I would say they're all men, but for the most part. 0.99

00:58:55.760 But there are men that I know just don't fuck with me. 0.99

00:58:57.840 And that's fine. 1.00

00:58:59.160 Just don't bother me.

00:59:00.120 Yeah.

00:59:00.220 Don't talk to me.

00:59:01.000 Not a big deal.

00:59:01.980 Yeah.

00:59:02.340 Small talk.

00:59:02.840 Yeah.

00:59:03.040 Because some of the rudest people I've ever met in this industry are literally TikTokers. 1.00

00:59:07.020 So, like, the rudest people I've ever met in my life are TikTokers. 1.00

00:59:10.980 There are so many people who just, like, make you feel, like, small and stupid for no reason. 1.00

00:59:15.240 Right. 0.98

00:59:15.540 And also, like, a lot of my friends do social media and are kind of in this space and a lot

00:59:19.840 of them aren't.

00:59:20.900 And so I'm like, I always see how people, like, treat my friends who, like, aren't necessarily

00:59:26.220 in the industry.

00:59:26.920 And also, like, when people are, like, bigger than me and, like, they treat me like nothing

00:59:30.800 and then it's like, oh, now I got, like, a little bit more followers.

00:59:34.060 It's like, oh, my God.

00:59:34.740 Hi.

00:59:35.160 So good.

00:59:35.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:36.080 I don't ever want to fuck with you ever again. 1.00

00:59:38.440 But then it's like, you have to, like, be like, oh, but it's like the, like, congrats. 1.00

00:59:45.060 Like, fuck you. 1.00

00:59:46.060 You didn't, like, you actively avoided me and pretend like you didn't know who I was, like, 1.00

00:59:49.960 three months ago.

00:59:50.960 For a long time.

00:59:51.300 Yeah.

00:59:51.700 And now it's like, wait, it looks like you're doing so well.

00:59:54.940 Congrats. 0.99

00:59:55.620 Don't even fucking talk to me. 1.00

00:59:56.860 Like, I don't, I hate you. 1.00

00:59:58.400 And I know what you mean, too, about treating your friends who are not in the industry, too,

01:00:02.120 like, or people they just don't recognize, right?

01:00:04.720 Like, because I take my sister everywhere with me, too.

01:00:07.380 And she obviously does social media also.

01:00:08.900 But, like, sometimes people have been very genuinely rude to her in front of me.

01:00:14.040 And I get what you mean, because I can't swing on you like I want to.

01:00:18.420 But there's, like, one girl in particular was, like, extra rude to my sister, like, two, 1.00

01:00:23.740 three years ago.

01:00:24.500 And then I literally was like, yeah, have a good night.

01:00:27.680 And then it was, like, awkward.

01:00:28.800 She goes, oh, yeah, yeah.

01:00:30.320 And she walked away. 0.93

01:00:31.560 And my sister jokes all the time. 0.85

01:00:32.940 And she's like, every time people are rude to me, I'm like, kiss who's never coming

01:00:35.980 on the comment section.

01:00:37.080 Yeah.

01:00:38.120 Yeah.

01:00:38.860 Like, immediately.

01:00:39.680 She's working the door.

01:00:41.060 That's genuinely, like, how petty I am, where I'm like.

01:00:43.420 Me, too.

01:00:43.980 I don't remember.

01:00:44.480 Okay.

01:00:45.640 Didn't look at me at this event.

01:00:48.400 Great. 0.99

01:00:49.500 You're going to be fucking begging me for a job someday. 1.00

01:00:52.000 I don't care. 1.00

01:00:52.780 Like, get out of my face.

01:00:54.360 Yeah.

01:00:54.680 It's like.

01:00:55.080 Congrats.

01:00:56.720 Congrats.

01:00:57.720 Congratulations on everything.

01:00:59.000 No, no general thing at all.

01:01:03.280 Or sometimes I've had people be like, I don't know. 0.99

01:01:05.520 You probably fucking hate me. 0.99

01:01:07.860 I've gotten that multiple times. 1.00

01:01:09.380 I'm like, what?

01:01:10.200 I'm like, girl, I've never met you.

01:01:11.900 Right.

01:01:12.000 I don't know you.

01:01:13.320 Oh, my God.

01:01:13.780 I've been getting confronted by people who, like, I've met once, like, in passing that

01:01:19.860 may be, like, friends of friends or, like.

01:01:21.660 And I'll be, like, in a big group setting where I'm, like, with some of my best friends

01:01:24.920 and they are also there.

01:01:26.600 And they'll be like, can I, hey, can I be honest with you?

01:01:30.220 The second time I've ever seen him.

01:01:31.800 No.

01:01:33.060 No.

01:01:33.500 I'm going to stop you there.

01:01:34.120 No.

01:01:34.140 We're still in a line stage.

01:01:35.280 No, I don't actually even, like.

01:01:37.680 Honestly, I felt like the first time I met you, like, you didn't really make, like, an effort

01:01:41.660 with me. 0.98

01:01:42.240 Why the fuck would I? 1.00

01:01:44.480 Why the fuck? 1.00

01:01:45.220 It would be, like, some. 1.00

01:01:46.000 I got called out by a friend's friend who is in town for, like, one night.

01:01:50.100 This man had never brought up her friend, like, this girl I did.

01:01:53.420 And it was, like, in a group setting.

01:01:54.600 And I was, like, being very nice and welcoming.

01:01:57.100 And then at the end of the night, she, like, literally stood up and, like, screamed at

01:02:00.360 all of us, which was, like, I will never like you.

01:02:04.900 And same with this other girl. 0.99

01:02:06.020 Well, if the goal was to change my mind.

01:02:07.160 Yeah.

01:02:07.460 It's, like.

01:02:07.780 From a let.

01:02:08.380 Well, also, too, I think that's one of those things where people, like, are projecting

01:02:12.480 insecurities onto others.

01:02:14.000 Yeah.

01:02:14.280 But also, I feel like it's like that saying where they say, like, you think about yourself

01:02:18.700 too much, like, we all think about ourselves too much.

01:02:20.900 Yeah.

01:02:21.600 Like, I can never imagine having imaginary beef with someone I've never met and or spent

01:02:27.980 time with or talked to.

01:02:29.380 Like, even when sometimes I've met some people who were, like, kind of rude to me, like,

01:02:33.660 the first time.

01:02:34.560 But the next time I saw them, they were like, I'm so sorry about that time.

01:02:37.140 I was like, blah, blah, blah.

01:02:37.720 Yeah.

01:02:37.980 So I give people, like, general breathing room to, like, figure it out.

01:02:41.660 After the second or third time, room is clear.

01:02:44.940 Message is clear.

01:02:45.560 It's okay.

01:02:46.220 Yeah.

01:02:46.360 Like, well, and also, like, I'm 30.

01:02:48.020 I don't have time for this.

01:02:49.120 Right.

01:02:49.480 That's okay.

01:02:49.980 You don't like me.

01:02:50.580 That's okay.

01:02:51.380 We'll probably never see each other.

01:02:52.520 We'll never hang out.

01:02:53.260 It's not a big deal.

01:02:53.940 Like, we'll never be close.

01:02:55.120 But I just think, like, that whole energy of, like, I don't know.

01:02:58.280 I just feel like I think you think too much about yourself because I haven't thought about

01:03:02.140 you.

01:03:02.760 I'd never met you before.

01:03:04.040 Yeah.

01:03:04.500 And I don't write people off like that unless it's, like, a really, really close friend

01:03:09.060 of mine.

01:03:09.360 And it was like you wronged them severely.

01:03:11.860 Yeah. 0.98

01:03:12.120 And even then, if it's work shit, I'm not going to be rude to you. 0.98

01:03:16.300 Right. 1.00

01:03:16.640 I'm not going to fuck with you either. 1.00

01:03:17.780 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:17.940 Like, there's, like, a line, I think.

01:03:20.080 But I get what you mean because it's annoying. 1.00

01:03:21.780 Like, you're like, well, I'm too old for that shit. 1.00

01:03:23.980 I'm so old, bro. 1.00

01:03:25.100 I, like, don't have time.

01:03:25.920 I don't have time for that.

01:03:26.380 Also, like, what do you mean I'm putting out a fire from, like, this random, like, stray

01:03:29.880 who lives in, like, Baton Rouge?

01:03:32.320 I will never see you ever again.

01:03:34.600 And that's okay.

01:03:35.500 Like, it's okay.

01:03:36.060 And also, like, honestly, I felt like you didn't really make an effort.

01:03:38.980 You don't even have to tell me this.

01:03:40.180 Also, like, you can talk to me. 0.99

01:03:42.160 It's not like I was, like, being a bitch to this girl. 0.98

01:03:44.340 Is that maybe a tall person thing? 0.99

01:03:46.120 Because I get that.

01:03:47.100 They're like, I just felt like you didn't make an effort.

01:03:48.640 I'm like, well, efforts go both ways.

01:03:50.180 Right.

01:03:50.520 It's like you, we, like, talked briefly.

01:03:52.560 And then, like, I was with my entire friend.

01:03:54.340 And I was perfectly pleasant.

01:03:55.380 And you were with my friend.

01:03:56.040 Yeah.

01:03:56.400 I was, like, never.

01:03:57.160 I'm, like, never rude to anyone unless they deserve it.

01:03:59.720 Yeah.

01:03:59.960 But, like, this girl didn't deserve it until the end.

01:04:03.160 But even then, I was, like, you're being so insane that I wasn't even, like, I want to be

01:04:06.760 insane back.

01:04:07.380 I'm just, like, okay.

01:04:09.160 No, me too.

01:04:09.840 I've had that where I'm, like, oh, girl.

01:04:12.200 Like, literally, I talked to someone who was, like, was kind of a friend of one of my really

01:04:20.400 close friends.

01:04:21.520 So, like, friend is loose between them.

01:04:24.480 Yeah.

01:04:24.780 But I met this person at something. 0.94

01:04:26.840 And immediately, they tried to talk shit on my friend to me. 0.99

01:04:31.020 Which I find fucking insane. 0.99

01:04:32.500 Yeah. 0.98

01:04:32.840 Because I'm, like, hold up.

01:04:34.180 Wait, this is how we know each other.

01:04:35.640 Right, right.

01:04:36.200 Like, literally, that's our shared connection.

01:04:38.240 Yeah. 0.99

01:04:38.340 And also, like, I just fucking met you. 1.00

01:04:41.380 And I've ridden down for that other bitch. 1.00

01:04:43.520 I don't know what. 1.00

01:04:44.340 I don't know you, hoe. 1.00

01:04:45.600 And, like, they tried to talk shit to me. 0.99

01:04:47.360 I said, well, I don't know anything about that. 1.00

01:04:49.460 Like, what are you, nuts? 1.00

01:04:50.740 And in my head, I was thinking, like, yeah, you're never going to see me again, bitch. 1.00

01:04:53.940 Yeah. 1.00

01:04:54.440 Like.

01:04:54.920 That's insane.

01:04:55.600 This will be the last conversation you and I ever have, unless it's forced.

01:04:58.400 Right.

01:04:58.980 Which that one was.

01:04:59.840 Like, at least let's, like, talk for, like, two hours and be like, oh, honestly, can I

01:05:02.720 be like.

01:05:03.260 Well, feel it out.

01:05:04.240 That's what I'm saying.

01:05:04.940 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

01:05:04.960 Like, clean up her shit. 1.00

01:05:05.740 Ha ha. 1.00

01:05:06.140 And you're like, oh, my God.

01:05:07.220 Yeah.

01:05:07.420 But it's like.

01:05:08.100 Yeah.

01:05:08.260 I was thinking, like, you don't ever, like, feel the room first.

01:05:10.560 Yeah.

01:05:10.920 Like, you're never like, let me see if this person wants to spill tea with me.

01:05:14.620 And then. 0.99

01:05:15.240 And it's also, like, again, like, why the fuck would I shit on my friend who, like. 0.99

01:05:18.380 To you, stranger. 0.99

01:05:20.440 Nice try. 1.00

01:05:21.420 Nice try, bitch. 1.00

01:05:22.580 Anyways. 1.00

01:05:22.840 Yeah, but people are so fucking bizarre. 0.98

01:05:24.240 And I feel like it's been, like, very prevalent recently. 0.99

01:05:27.060 And I'm like, I.

01:05:29.060 I can't.

01:05:29.800 People are losing it.

01:05:30.660 And it's, again, people who I'm like, well, I don't want to even, like, waste my breath

01:05:33.940 on you.

01:05:34.420 And now, like, I'm having, like, an altercation at a bar with you because I didn't, like.

01:05:40.740 Because you and I were both.

01:05:41.860 Give you a hug when you left.

01:05:43.160 And I wasn't even a part of your conversation.

01:05:44.880 You and I.

01:05:45.520 You and I were both at the jelly cat pop-up.

01:05:47.460 And I just didn't say bye to you before you left.

01:05:49.080 Right. 0.98

01:05:49.440 And now I'm, like, I'm getting fucking chewed at. 0.99

01:05:52.220 Like, okay. 0.99

01:05:54.260 It's too much.

01:05:55.240 We're too old.

01:05:56.000 Okay, I do have some fun facts about you.

01:05:57.640 Okay.

01:05:57.980 Gotta close this out.

01:05:58.720 Okay.

01:05:59.160 Hard pivot.

01:06:00.160 But I do want to share some fun facts.

01:06:01.520 This one says.

01:06:01.820 Wait, you're sharing the fun facts about me?

01:06:03.620 Yes.

01:06:03.880 Okay.

01:06:04.160 To you.

01:06:04.760 And then you can confirm or deny.

01:06:06.880 Okay.

01:06:07.140 Okay, so it says you were on your high school cross-country team.

01:06:10.220 Put those long legs to work.

01:06:12.220 What were you running in cross-country?

01:06:13.880 Like, last place.

01:06:14.980 No, it was so funny because, like, I have really long legs now, but I really didn't get

01:06:20.860 them until, like, my senior year of high school, which is, like, oh, at this point, I've just 0.87

01:06:24.200 been fucking horrible at sports all through high school. 0.52

01:06:26.960 And, like, that's the only way to kind of be cool in, like, especially, like, Midwest high 0.99

01:06:31.500 schools is, like, being good at sports, which, luckily, you think, fuck, I was funny because, 0.98

01:06:34.600 like, nothing else going for me. 0.97

01:06:37.040 So, but, yeah, I was, like, horrible at cross-country.

01:06:40.360 I would, like, skip every route.

01:06:41.880 I would, like, have my sister pick me up, like, if I had to run more than, like, three

01:06:45.260 miles.

01:06:46.720 The camaraderie.

01:06:48.820 And they had pasta dinners every single, like, before the meet.

01:06:52.300 Spaghetti dinners?

01:06:52.400 Yeah, and they were so good.

01:06:53.720 And, like, all of the moms would, like, cook up, like, really good pasta and, like, homemade 0.99

01:06:57.940 desserts.

01:06:58.420 And so that was, like.

01:07:00.780 And that's what it was all about for you.

01:07:01.640 And then I would, like, literally be, like, the day of the meet.

01:07:04.980 Like, I'm literally going to die.

01:07:06.800 I, like, I jumped down a flight of stairs one time and my sister saw me at home because

01:07:10.720 I wanted to hurt myself, so I wouldn't have to run.

01:07:13.700 Which I'm, like, the only thing that's more embarrassing than jumping out a flight of stairs

01:07:16.460 to not run a high school cross-country meet is jumping out a flight of stairs, your sister

01:07:20.600 seeing you, and also you don't injure yourself, so you still have to run.

01:07:24.660 Which I was, like, why don't I just lie?

01:07:26.000 Like, why do I have to go through the, like, no, seriously, like, I actually broke my ankle.

01:07:31.320 You could have just said I'm sick.

01:07:34.540 And so.

01:07:35.560 Yeah, you throwing yourself down the stairs.

01:07:37.920 Who cares?

01:07:38.020 But you just jump with your feet.

01:07:39.540 Yeah.

01:07:40.780 Nothing happened. 0.99

01:07:41.300 I just, like, land, and I'm like, damn. 1.00

01:07:42.820 Fuck. 1.00

01:07:43.880 God, I'm so fucking athletic. 1.00

01:07:45.340 God, those were all, that was all my excuses. 0.99

01:07:47.680 That was supposed to, like, blow out my knee. 1.00

01:07:50.100 Fuck. 1.00

01:07:50.460 Well, I know, I think you're crazy for doing cross-country. 1.00

01:07:54.600 Well, I say that, but I literally did, I played soccer.

01:07:58.720 That was my main, that was my main sport that I did, like, travel for.

01:08:02.300 Yeah.

01:08:02.820 Which is nothing but running.

01:08:04.400 Yeah.

01:08:04.820 I think I saw something, a statistic when I was playing that was, like, on average, you

01:08:08.380 touch the ball for, like, two minutes in 90-minute games.

01:08:11.820 So it was me just running. 1.00

01:08:12.680 Yeah, but then it's, like, you run, like, five miles, and it's, like, oh, shit. 0.99

01:08:17.040 And I did nothing to help my team. 0.96

01:08:18.760 I'm, like, hey, at least I ran five miles.

01:08:20.780 That's not bad.

01:08:22.800 Soccer is so funny, because it's, like, obviously, when you're in it, like, you're so, like,

01:08:27.280 I was going to say connected to the ball.

01:08:28.820 Like, okay, that was, like, no, it's just, like, you have that connection with the ball.

01:08:32.120 That mind, spirit, body.

01:08:32.900 Yeah, it's just, like, it's a full thing.

01:08:34.820 But then it's, like, at the end of the day, you're just kind of, like, running around.

01:08:38.400 You're just chasing.

01:08:38.840 Just, like, trying to be available if you can help out.

01:08:41.420 Trying to be helpful.

01:08:41.980 Yeah, sorry, here, you go, you go.

01:08:43.860 Okay.

01:08:44.620 But, like, now I'd be, like, I'd just be, like, this is, like, embarrassing.

01:08:47.740 I'm just, like, kind of trotting around, randomly sprinting.

01:08:52.280 That's, like, I get what you mean, though, about sports being the thing, because that

01:08:55.140 was the thing at my high school, too.

01:08:56.360 Yeah.

01:08:56.680 It was, like, cool kids played sports.

01:08:59.960 Yeah. 0.99

01:09:00.380 And shit like that. 0.99

01:09:01.000 So that's what I did. 0.99

01:09:01.620 I played volleyball, soccer, and then in high school, and then what else?

01:09:05.760 Oh, I did shot put and throwing.

01:09:07.200 Oh, my God.

01:09:07.800 For track.

01:09:08.600 That's so fun.

01:09:09.220 Solely because my mom said, you have to join another sport for spring.

01:09:11.940 Like, my mom always wanted us in a sport.

01:09:13.680 Yeah. 0.98

01:09:13.860 And so she was, like, I was, like, well, there's only, like, fucking track. 0.99

01:09:17.180 And she's, like, okay. 0.99

01:09:17.840 But I didn't want to run because that's all I fucking do in my other sport. 0.95

01:09:20.620 Right. 0.94

01:09:21.160 So I was, like, what am I going to do?

01:09:22.380 I'll throw.

01:09:22.640 And my sister, I was, like, guess I'll throw.

01:09:24.460 And then me and my sister were on the same team, like, her senior year of high school.

01:09:28.460 And shockingly enough, so was my now fiance.

01:09:31.020 He was also on our team.

01:09:32.080 Oh, my God.

01:09:32.720 Their senior year of high school, my junior year.

01:09:34.600 Crazy.

01:09:34.880 So we were all on varsity shot put in discus together.

01:09:37.800 Oh, my God.

01:09:38.760 It was, like, us and, like, his best friend at the time and one of our best friends at

01:09:42.940 the time and, like, other kids that we, like, all knew and we all played sports.

01:09:46.980 And we all threw together in high school. 0.99

01:09:49.520 And, like, it was the most bullshit-ass sport for me. 0.99

01:09:52.240 Like, I literally was there for, like, to workshop bits. 0.99

01:09:55.780 Yeah.

01:09:56.180 And to hang out with my girls.

01:09:57.480 Like, that was, like, why I was.

01:09:58.500 Perfecting my bits.

01:09:59.100 Yeah, I was, like, running game on my bits, like, just going over them.

01:10:02.640 And I remember, like, my, our head coach, he used to be, like, okay, enough.

01:10:08.600 Because me and my sister were always, like, laughing and telling jokes and, like, entertaining.

01:10:12.680 Yeah.

01:10:13.240 And I remember one time he would, like, separate varsity and JV and we were both on varsity.

01:10:17.420 And he was, like, separating.

01:10:18.600 He goes, not you two.

01:10:20.000 Separate. 0.99

01:10:20.520 And I was, like, wow, that's fucked up, dude. 0.98

01:10:22.420 And he's, like, no, I'm separating the giggle twins. 0.99

01:10:26.100 And we were, like, oh, well.

01:10:27.920 Come on.

01:10:28.460 Like, that's hilarious.

01:10:29.360 No, but now it's not going to be fun.

01:10:31.500 No, I'm going to be bored.

01:10:32.520 No, and then I literally was, like, okay.

01:10:34.420 And then I went over there.

01:10:35.240 And then I just eventually just walked.

01:10:37.080 Yeah.

01:10:37.340 Like, slowly made my way back.

01:10:38.820 Just kidding.

01:10:39.320 And you're, like, okay, I'm going to get you ready to throw.

01:10:42.020 And just, like, walk all the way back the day you put it down. 1.00

01:10:44.720 And you're, like, what's up, bitch? 1.00

01:10:46.280 Hey. 1.00

01:10:48.080 I also think, like, my high school cross-country coach was, like, so, like, you have to give 150. 0.99

01:10:54.960 Why can't I fuck around? 0.99

01:10:56.760 That's what I'm saying. 0.99

01:10:57.620 I literally was so horribly behaved that I had, like, a senior, like, assigned to me to be my stretching partner. 0.96

01:11:04.840 Because when I would be with my friends, we would just, yeah, we'd be fucking around. 0.96

01:11:08.320 So this, like, and it's, of course, it's, like, the fucking, like, weird senior who, like, is trying super hard. 0.97

01:11:13.160 And so he would stretch me out, which obviously I'm, like, this is so fucking funny. 0.91

01:11:16.580 Like, my friend's next to me, like, cracking up. 0.98

01:11:18.120 And I'm, like, this random ass man, like.

01:11:19.920 He's, like, I've been assigned to you. 0.96

01:11:21.460 Yeah, he's, like, stop joking around. 0.99

01:11:23.980 But I'm, like, why the fuck did my coach, like, assign me a shepherd? 0.98

01:11:28.740 Yeah, a handler. 0.99

01:11:29.880 A shepherd. 1.00

01:11:31.300 Like, I just want to fuck around. 1.00

01:11:33.300 And that wasn't an option. 0.99

01:11:34.460 And it, like, wasn't even good.

01:11:35.560 So I'm, like, just let me be.

01:11:36.800 Like, man, I'm never going to be varsity.

01:11:39.080 That's fine. 0.99

01:11:39.780 I don't give a shit. 0.99

01:11:40.680 I'm here for the pasta dinners and camaraderie. 1.00

01:11:43.140 And now I have a fucking. 1.00

01:11:44.160 Yeah, and the jersey. 0.99

01:11:45.060 Sorry.

01:11:45.440 I want a few cute pictures of my jersey.

01:11:47.740 And then I'll bounce.

01:11:48.920 But I'm here for friendship.

01:11:50.480 Like, I don't.

01:11:51.020 Yeah, the fellowship of it all.

01:11:53.060 Right.

01:11:53.360 I don't need to get in good shape.

01:11:54.580 I don't need to, like, run at the state meet.

01:11:57.220 I don't want to run at the state meet.

01:11:58.620 I don't even want to run at the meets that I have to run at. 0.99

01:12:00.560 Like, why the fuck would I want to do that? 0.96

01:12:02.660 I give it to me that, like, that's how we felt their senior year, like, and my junior year 0.98

01:12:08.340 on track.

01:12:08.840 Because even my man, like, he was genuinely Mr. Popular in high school. 1.00

01:12:14.880 Like, everybody loved that bitch. 1.00

01:12:16.400 And, like, he played football and then did track that one time with us. 1.00

01:12:20.440 And, like, we would fuck around together a lot, like, just joking and laughing.

01:12:26.120 But we also had, like, that was when group chats first became a thing. 0.84

01:12:29.400 Like, on iPhones, I'm, like, a million years old.

01:12:31.660 This is a running bit in my family that we had no way of knowing that he was going to

01:12:36.040 marry into my family eventually.

01:12:37.700 But we, our coach, again, takes it too seriously.

01:12:41.040 And then there were, like, two kids that took it way too seriously.

01:12:43.580 The rest of us were just there for a good time.

01:12:45.020 Right.

01:12:45.420 Not a long time. 0.99

01:12:46.500 So he would always be, like, he would, he said some shit, like, oh, you guys better be 0.99

01:12:51.140 at the banquet. 0.99

01:12:51.760 Which the banquet was optional.

01:12:53.480 We didn't have to go to it.

01:12:54.600 And we didn't even do anything.

01:12:56.660 Like, we were, like, this is not.

01:12:57.400 What are we celebrating?

01:12:58.460 We just dicked around all year.

01:12:59.800 Yeah, I was, like, if anything, it's, I know my, I know I wasn't for real.

01:13:03.060 Yeah.

01:13:03.260 I know I wasn't for real and I don't need to go to the banquet.

01:13:05.080 I don't need to put on a dress for it and, like, show up to the high school cafeteria

01:13:08.460 to get recognized for nothing.

01:13:10.380 Sit at a folding table in the gym.

01:13:12.760 I don't need to do that.

01:13:13.300 Yeah, with, like, a lemonade and a plate.

01:13:15.920 And we were, like, yeah, like, we're not going to go to that.

01:13:21.360 So we didn't go.

01:13:22.920 And I also was playing soccer at the time, too. 0.98

01:13:25.240 So I also had practice and shit to go to. 0.89

01:13:27.760 And he had texted us in a group chat and was, like, he had said, well, actually, right before 0.69

01:13:33.040 the meet, he was, like, really, really looking forward to seeing all of you there.

01:13:37.880 Because we had all said we're not going because we have other things to do.

01:13:41.280 And they were all graduating, too. 0.99

01:13:42.540 So, like, they actually don't give a shit. 0.99

01:13:44.480 And he was, like, make sure you guys are at the banquet, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

01:13:48.280 And then my man texted in this chat and said, won't catch me there.

01:13:52.980 That's all he put.

01:13:53.960 Won't catch me there.

01:13:55.280 LOL.

01:13:56.220 Right?

01:13:56.540 And then he, like.

01:13:57.740 You're, like, something about this man.

01:13:59.560 Yeah.

01:14:00.460 No, I remember seeing it. 0.99

01:14:01.540 I'd be, like, dumbass. 0.99

01:14:02.480 Like, our coach is in this chat. 0.99

01:14:03.900 And then he texts me and my sister right after that and goes, my bad.

01:14:07.800 I did not know Coach Tucker was in the chat.

01:14:10.700 He's, like, but, again, I won't be there.

01:14:12.720 Yeah.

01:14:12.940 It's, like, just double that.

01:14:14.120 I will not be.

01:14:14.880 Do not expect to see me there.

01:14:16.440 So, like, most oftentimes we're, like, won't catch me there.

01:14:19.380 Anytime I see.

01:14:20.060 Even now, like, when I see something, they're, like, do you want to go to this?

01:14:22.660 Won't catch me there.

01:14:25.300 Okay.

01:14:25.740 We'll get to some more fun facts.

01:14:27.400 Okay.

01:14:27.580 It says you used to work as a member services associate at a fitness center.

01:14:32.100 Did you guys go on my LinkedIn?

01:14:34.680 Yeah.

01:14:35.580 And how was that?

01:14:36.760 Well, obviously, like, that job title is, like, not real.

01:14:40.040 It was, like, I worked at the front desk.

01:14:42.640 Well, I did that.

01:14:43.600 Members, servers, associates?

01:14:45.360 Yeah.

01:14:45.740 Services associates.

01:14:46.600 I'm just, like, using, like, buzzwords.

01:14:49.320 Associate.

01:14:50.980 Yeah.

01:14:51.480 Well, I worked at Barry's out in L.A.

01:14:53.860 But then I also worked at a gym in high school. 0.99

01:14:55.760 But Barry's out here was, like, fucking insane. 0.99

01:14:57.800 I bet. 0.98

01:14:58.440 And it was, like, everyone out here is just, like, if, like, I hated my body before.

01:15:03.420 You then go work at a Barry's boot camp in West Hollywood.

01:15:06.240 Wow.

01:15:08.220 Wow.

01:15:08.660 I'm also, like, how is everyone here, like, somehow more ripped than the next person?

01:15:13.500 Each person that comes.

01:15:14.440 Yeah.

01:15:14.820 I'm, like, wait.

01:15:15.620 How are you?

01:15:16.520 You are the most ripped person I've ever seen. 0.75

01:15:17.700 And then it's, like, oh, I'm checking in. 0.93

01:15:18.860 I was, like, okay, now it's going to be you.

01:15:20.480 Right. 0.99

01:15:20.840 But, yeah, it was, like, fucking crazy and insane. 0.99

01:15:24.060 You just worked the desk. 0.99

01:15:24.860 Did you ever train or anything?

01:15:25.960 No.

01:15:26.520 No. 1.00

01:15:27.020 But, like, it was just, like, a perfect job to fuck around at. 0.99

01:15:31.280 And it was during COVID, too. 0.98

01:15:32.940 And then it's, like, the COVID restrictions just made our job so easy.

01:15:36.380 Oh, nice.

01:15:36.860 And then it's, like, oh, now we're getting more lax.

01:15:38.980 And it's, like, okay, now you have to actually, like, work more.

01:15:41.220 And we're still going to pay you this thing.

01:15:42.260 I was, like, well.

01:15:43.340 Well.

01:15:43.920 No, guys.

01:15:44.360 Like, I think, like, COVID's still such a thing.

01:15:46.580 Let's, like, just keep the outdoor one.

01:15:48.360 We don't need to move inside and open a new studio.

01:15:50.740 No, for real.

01:15:51.940 But, yeah, it was definitely a time in my life.

01:15:55.280 That you're glad it's over.

01:15:56.340 Yeah.

01:15:57.260 But it was, like, a thing.

01:15:58.320 You know, like, those memories when you look back on jobs.

01:16:00.540 Like, yeah, in the grand scheme of things, like, it was, like, an entertaining, fun job.

01:16:04.340 Yeah, yeah.

01:16:04.760 And I met my best friend through it.

01:16:06.860 That's so nice.

01:16:07.640 Yeah.

01:16:08.060 So, some wins.

01:16:09.000 Some wins.

01:16:09.520 That's good.

01:16:10.440 But, yeah.

01:16:11.320 Not just trauma.

01:16:12.340 Mm-hmm.

01:16:13.740 It says, your mom is a flight attendant and once took you to Paris for 24 hours.

01:16:18.900 Mm-hmm.

01:16:19.560 And how was that?

01:16:20.860 It was so great.

01:16:22.160 It's so fun.

01:16:23.100 That sounds fun.

01:16:23.540 I've only been on a couple of her flights.

01:16:25.140 But she, like, they have so many things in the back that they can give you for, like, special treatment. 0.85

01:16:29.700 Which I'm, like, y'all have just been, like, sitting on ice cream, like, hot fudge sundaes.

01:16:34.060 You could just be handing out. 0.99

01:16:35.340 But, like, I'm, like, a sweet little princess every single flight getting jack shit. 1.00

01:16:39.940 Like, fuck your Biscoffs. 1.00

01:16:41.380 Now, I know you'll have ice cream sandwiches in the back. 1.00

01:16:44.240 Right.

01:16:44.420 But, yeah.

01:16:45.780 It was so fun.

01:16:46.300 My mom's also, like, the sweetest lady ever. 0.99

01:16:48.040 And, like, everyone loves her.

01:16:49.120 So, all the flight attendants.

01:16:50.200 I, like, felt like a celebrity.

01:16:51.640 They were, like, oh, my gosh.

01:16:53.800 We've heard so much about you.

01:16:54.900 Which was, like, horrible.

01:16:56.000 But, yeah.

01:16:57.720 It was great for your ego.

01:16:58.800 Yeah.

01:16:59.260 Needed that.

01:16:59.940 But I used to fly free until I turned 24.

01:17:02.400 So, I just, like, my mom sometimes would be, like, I'm going to this place for three days

01:17:07.880 if you want to come.

01:17:09.080 Fine.

01:17:09.480 But that one was 24 hours.

01:17:10.640 Is she a long-time flight attendant?

01:17:11.840 Mm-hmm.

01:17:12.260 Oh, cool.

01:17:13.400 So, yeah.

01:17:13.880 I just thought of the video you had posted of your parents watching the storm.

01:17:17.380 Oh, my God.

01:17:19.360 My parents are, like.

01:17:20.040 Watching a storm come in.

01:17:21.860 It's so crazy when you see it.

01:17:23.060 It's, like, oh, my God.

01:17:23.580 My parents are such, like, parents.

01:17:25.400 Yes. 0.95

01:17:25.920 Where it's, like, guys, first of all, it's just fucking raining outside.

01:17:28.440 Like, how have we had, how has every conversation we've had today, it'll be, like, 4 p.m. 0.86

01:17:33.800 It's sort of, how is that about the rain? 0.98

01:17:35.520 Like, how much can you say about the rain before it's just, like, it's fucking rain? 0.98

01:17:40.420 It's so funny. 0.98

01:17:41.600 It makes me laugh so hard when parents act so parent-y.

01:17:46.100 Yeah.

01:17:46.280 Like, it's just, it's the funniest thing in the world to me.

01:17:49.460 Like, my dad was, my mom was telling me this story that my dad was relaying to her.

01:17:54.800 But she started it off with, do you know what this means?

01:17:59.040 Right?

01:17:59.460 And then I go, do you mean, like, this?

01:18:01.560 Like, when you hold it down, like, on your leg or something?

01:18:04.120 She goes, oh, yes, yes, yes.

01:18:05.820 And I go, yeah.

01:18:07.600 Why?

01:18:08.520 Like, I guess my next question would be, why do you need to know what that means?

01:18:11.920 She's like, oh, well, I didn't know what it meant, but your dad was explaining it to me.

01:18:15.580 And he was, my dad was basically trying to.

01:18:17.200 You're like, where did he hear this?

01:18:18.280 Yeah.

01:18:18.760 It's also, like, this was a thing, like, eight years ago.

01:18:21.480 They were like, have you heard of this?

01:18:23.120 Yeah.

01:18:23.300 Are you talking about the thing that happened, like, 12 years ago?

01:18:26.000 They're like, have you heard of planking?

01:18:27.220 You were like, yeah.

01:18:28.840 Yeah, what?

01:18:29.860 How is that just hitting your desk?

01:18:31.380 The Black Beatles Challenge.

01:18:32.920 Have you heard of that?

01:18:34.780 Let's do the mannequin challenge at Christmas.

01:18:38.220 And she literally was like, oh, well, your dad was telling me, because he goes, he, my dad

01:18:43.000 said, do you know what, but they kept going like this, like, A-OK, you know?

01:18:46.800 They're like, do you know what this means? 1.00

01:18:47.960 My dad was like, yeah, because my man does this a lot in pictures to be annoying and stupid. 1.00

01:18:53.480 And so, like, him and his brother have played that game for fucking ever. 0.99

01:18:57.420 And so, he goes, well, I think Billy made it up. 0.96

01:19:00.520 I'm pretty certain he made it up, because I've only ever seen him do it.

01:19:03.600 Right.

01:19:03.860 And my mom tells me that. 0.96

01:19:04.860 I go, that's not fucking true. 0.97

01:19:06.620 He did not make that up. 0.97

01:19:08.100 And when I told my man, he goes, what harm does it?

01:19:11.560 Just let your dad think that.

01:19:12.280 Just let him think that I created that.

01:19:13.480 He's like, let your dad think I made it.

01:19:14.920 He goes, you know what?

01:19:15.600 Next time I see your dad, I'm going to tell him, I did make that up.

01:19:18.220 She doesn't want to give me credit for it.

01:19:20.180 It is funny, like, when you do one thing around, like, a parent, and it's like, oh, you created that.

01:19:25.560 And I'm like, no, that's, like, been trending for eight years, and no one has done it.

01:19:29.860 But, like, yeah, we created it.

01:19:32.840 It's like when they watch something on your phone, you're like, look how funny this is.

01:19:36.500 And they're like, who is that?

01:19:37.520 Yeah, it's like, I don't.

01:19:38.620 Who is that?

01:19:39.780 Is that your friend?

01:19:40.860 It's so funny that, like, our parents are now, like, how I assume I was to them, where it's like, watch me do this.

01:19:46.700 Do you know this? 0.96

01:19:47.800 And now it's like, I don't fucking, I don't know who that is, mom. 0.99

01:19:50.680 I don't know. 0.99

01:19:51.900 Okay?

01:19:52.340 Now I'm the one.

01:19:53.020 He's like.

01:19:53.460 But why do they do that?

01:19:55.340 So, this. 0.99

01:19:57.840 It's a fucking, I don't know. 0.99

01:19:58.980 What is six, seven? 1.00

01:20:00.440 I don't know, mom.

01:20:01.420 I don't know.

01:20:01.780 That one is pissing me off.

01:20:02.720 I can't stand it.

01:20:03.340 And that's making me feel like my parents.

01:20:04.780 Yeah.

01:20:05.080 Honestly, I was explaining edits to my dad.

01:20:10.000 I don't even know, like, to my, I was like, you know, it's like, one of those ones we, like, push up your, they push up their sleeves, and then they, like, and it, like, slow-mos it, and then it's, like, a sexy song in the background.

01:20:21.860 And my dad goes, pushing up sleeves?

01:20:25.120 And I go, just forget it.

01:20:26.860 I can't, I don't have the time.

01:20:28.740 I think everything is, like, no, I mean, like, physically pushing up, he's like, what is pushing up sleeve?

01:20:33.540 He's like, so, and, and women find that attractive?

01:20:35.760 Do people do that?

01:20:36.360 Push up sleeve?

01:20:37.240 It's like, no, I'm literally physically talking about moving your, okay.

01:20:41.120 I'm slow-mo.

01:20:42.280 I'm like, it's, forget it.

01:20:43.180 And I was, I was literally trying to explain the concept of, like, ghosts from Call of Duty cosplay, like, edits, like, of, of the cartoon.

01:20:52.280 Yeah.

01:20:52.520 So I was telling him, it's the cartoon, because I was trying to explain, I was trying to use that to explain the avatar.

01:20:58.100 Let's take that.

01:20:58.600 Like, like, the Jake Sully edits?

01:21:00.720 Yeah.

01:21:01.700 I was like, and my dad's like, but he's a cartoon.

01:21:05.020 It's like, I.

01:21:06.200 Okay.

01:21:06.660 Like, I was like, okay, so here's the thing about that.

01:21:09.080 And I'm, like, trying to explain all that solely just to get a joke off.

01:21:12.300 Yeah.

01:21:12.800 Like, I was trying, I was just trying, I was just trying to get a joke off.

01:21:15.100 I've been talking about this for, like, two hours now, and I haven't even been able to say my punchline that I, like, thought of.

01:21:20.160 Like, just forget it.

01:21:21.380 This juice was not worth the squeeze.

01:21:22.760 Yeah.

01:21:23.220 It really wasn't.

01:21:23.840 And then you don't even get to do the joke, because it's like, it took us 45 minutes for you to even get to, like, the intro part for me to start, like, getting to the joke.

01:21:32.040 And now I'm irritated, and I don't want to tell the joke anymore. 0.99

01:21:35.240 It's like, fuck it. 1.00

01:21:35.920 Forget it. 1.00

01:21:36.680 Dad, just stop.

01:21:38.960 Just forget it.

01:21:39.540 Just know that if you didn't need me to explain that, it would have been bad.

01:21:42.900 Yeah.

01:21:43.180 Like, that would have been, that would have done really well.

01:21:44.940 I would have brought the house down.

01:21:46.040 Yeah. 1.00

01:21:46.280 People would have fucking loved that shit, and you ruined that. 1.00

01:21:49.620 So, thanks, Dad. 1.00

01:21:52.100 But, yeah, no, it is, like, getting frustrating to, like, it's, like, sometimes, like, it isn't even worth explaining.

01:21:57.240 No.

01:21:57.440 Like, you just don't get it.

01:21:58.340 No.

01:21:59.240 So.

01:21:59.720 My sister, we call, because my sister's the oldest, we call her, like, IT for the family.

01:22:04.800 So, like, anytime my parents don't remember passwords, don't remember emails, don't remember, like, my mom will be like, what was the email I used to sign up for my,

01:22:14.340 home goods rewards?

01:22:16.600 And then I'll be like, girl, I don't know. 0.99

01:22:18.180 Yeah, why the fuck would I have that? 0.99

01:22:19.740 And then my sister goes, you used this one. 0.99

01:22:22.020 And she goes, right, right.

01:22:23.860 Or sometimes she'll be on the phone with me, she'll be like, well, I have to call your sister because she knows which ones I used, like, what passwords I used for my Panera points.

01:22:32.460 Like, she knows what password I used.

01:22:34.580 I was like, how many passwords?

01:22:36.140 Like, I feel like I have, like, three.

01:22:37.900 And I'm like, if it's not one, it's the other.

01:22:39.480 And if it's not that, it's the last one.

01:22:40.800 It's like, which one?

01:22:42.760 No, like, I had to stop telling my mom she could.

01:22:45.500 Like, I was like, you can't keep texting me asking me for your Apple ID.

01:22:48.600 I've never once had it.

01:22:50.360 I don't know what your password is. 1.00

01:22:52.380 I don't know any of your shit. 1.00

01:22:53.860 Enough. 1.00

01:22:54.260 Please, enough.

01:22:54.280 I actually am just worried about my own passwords randomly.

01:22:57.120 Like, how do you not?

01:22:58.460 And she has, like, a book of all of it.

01:23:00.020 And she's, like, lost the book. 0.99

01:23:01.180 I'm like, you're shit out of luck, dude. 0.98

01:23:03.360 I don't know what to tell you. 0.94

01:23:04.580 Like, I randomly don't remember your password from 2011.

01:23:08.960 I don't know why that's my, like, that's on me now.

01:23:11.960 Right.

01:23:12.300 I literally, that's also my parents ordering stuff on DoorDash, too.

01:23:17.360 My parents haven't gotten there yet.

01:23:18.760 No, like, they know how to do it.

01:23:20.920 Because when I'm not there, they know how to do it.

01:23:23.460 Yeah.

01:23:23.720 But then when my sister's there, I'm like, you do it.

01:23:26.180 Because that's what she does. 1.00

01:23:28.680 She goes and she, my mom will literally be like, what did I order from that place?

01:23:33.340 And my sister goes, the same thing you get every time. 0.93

01:23:35.540 It's literally the same thing you get.

01:23:37.240 And, like, you pull it up.

01:23:38.020 It's like, the one you ordered last time is, like, it literally says, like, order again.

01:23:41.780 And it's right there.

01:23:42.760 Like, what was the.

01:23:44.340 Yeah, she's like, oh, well, it's just, like, easier when you do it.

01:23:49.340 I'm like, oh, the curse of being the oldest. 0.99

01:23:51.080 It's always, like, what was the, like, why do you think I'm ever remembering your shit? 0.98

01:23:54.580 Like, why would I know what you ordered from your Kava order from 2019? 1.00

01:24:00.960 Why the fuck would I know that? 0.98

01:24:02.320 Well, I don't know. 0.99

01:24:02.580 Do you think I wrote that down?

01:24:03.720 Do you think I, like, plugged that information in somewhere?

01:24:06.660 I have to remember that just in case you pronounce one day.

01:24:07.360 Yeah, it's like, okay. 0.99

01:24:08.240 Um, fuck, you got the tzatziki. 0.99

01:24:10.860 It was tzatziki, the harissa, and the regular hummus, I think. 1.00

01:24:17.000 Yes, yes.

01:24:17.380 Pickled radish on the side.

01:24:18.480 Yes, yes, yes.

01:24:19.880 Green tea as well.

01:24:21.080 Medium.

01:24:21.780 So, yeah.

01:24:22.240 My favorite thing my parents do is, like, when they ask, and then we're like, oh, you got

01:24:25.820 this.

01:24:26.120 And then they go, no, I didn't.

01:24:28.180 Okay, well, then.

01:24:30.360 I guess we circle back to why'd you ask me?

01:24:32.900 Yeah, and it's like, Elsa, you did.

01:24:34.620 By the way, you're always right.

01:24:36.840 It's like, okay, well, I don't know why.

01:24:38.940 My mom does this funny-ass thing, because we all have aura rings. 0.98

01:24:42.440 And I, like, got them.

01:24:43.740 I initially got one for my man, because he loves to track that stuff.

01:24:46.600 And, like, I got one for myself to track my health concerns, because I'm a hypochondriac. 0.98

01:24:51.540 So, I like to track whatever the fuck. 0.92

01:24:53.700 And get better sleep, whatever. 0.97

01:24:55.740 And one time my mom was like, what's your guys' – like, they have, like, a cardiovascular

01:25:00.220 age.

01:25:01.160 Like, this is how old you are cardiovascularly. 0.98

01:25:05.120 Whatever the fuck that means. 0.99

01:25:06.340 Whatever the fuck that means. 0.98

01:25:07.980 And she was, like, asking around. 1.00

01:25:10.280 I think hers was, like, fucking 21 or something. 0.98

01:25:12.480 Mine was, like, 25. 0.98

01:25:14.120 My sister's was the same as mine.

01:25:15.860 And she was like, mine's 21.

01:25:17.380 And I go, did you literally ask so that you could – because you knew mine was older than

01:25:21.720 yours?

01:25:22.520 She's like, mm-hmm.

01:25:23.120 And then she goes, no.

01:25:24.640 And I was like, girl.

01:25:26.440 I'm like, what are we talking about?

01:25:27.460 It's always the person who, like, starts the question, where it's, like, then they're

01:25:31.220 like, oh, mine's the best.

01:25:32.400 Yeah, did anyone else do this?

01:25:34.600 Wait, am I the – so I'm the only one who's 21.

01:25:37.320 So, wait, my heart is technically the youngest – no, I'm not trying to be, like – I'm

01:25:42.520 just, like, just curious.

01:25:43.720 I'm – okay.

01:25:44.480 Cool.

01:25:44.620 That's just really interesting.

01:25:45.420 Yeah.

01:25:45.640 No, I'm just – it's shocking.

01:25:46.840 I just think that's really interesting.

01:25:48.040 Back to your – when you were saying about the guy who's just, like, the worst, like, your

01:25:52.320 bit about that.

01:25:53.580 There's, like – and I told you it reminds me of that chip bag. 0.89

01:25:56.100 Like, can't take this crazy girl anywhere.

01:25:57.880 We have this running bit with my cousin Adam where we, like – we go, oh, my God, stop.

01:26:02.340 Were you recording me?

01:26:03.460 Stop.

01:26:04.320 Wait.

01:26:04.940 Tag me.

01:26:05.460 Oh, my God.

01:26:05.840 Wait.

01:26:05.860 No, wait.

01:26:06.360 No, don't tag me.

01:26:07.120 Don't tag – wait.

01:26:07.660 Tag me.

01:26:07.960 No, oh, my God.

01:26:08.580 Okay, wait.

01:26:08.960 Send it to me.

01:26:09.400 I do that with, like – oh, my God.

01:26:12.360 Wait.

01:26:12.560 You should put that on your story.

01:26:14.700 Oh, my God.

01:26:15.780 Wait.

01:26:16.140 Ah.

01:26:16.480 Are you posting that?

01:26:17.120 Wait.

01:26:17.280 Tag me.

01:26:17.880 Oh, my God.

01:26:19.140 Wait.

01:26:19.520 You should record that.

01:26:20.500 Dude, that's great.

01:26:21.200 This is crazy.

01:26:22.120 Oh, my God.

01:26:22.900 Take a video.

01:26:25.200 Oh, my God.

01:26:25.480 Post it.

01:26:25.780 Are you posted – have you posted it?

01:26:27.240 Did you – did you tag me?

01:26:28.840 Tag me.

01:26:29.940 Yeah, that's why we're, like, wait.

01:26:30.800 Tag me.

01:26:31.340 Tag me.

01:26:31.920 Okay.

01:26:32.360 Send it to me.

01:26:33.200 Is it up?

01:26:33.720 Is it live?

01:26:34.600 It is.

01:26:35.120 Okay.

01:26:35.520 Oh, my God.

01:26:36.060 It's so funny.

01:26:36.520 I'm going to put that on your Instagram story.

01:26:38.260 Oh, my God.

01:26:38.620 Tag me.

01:26:39.620 Tag me.

01:26:40.840 Like –

01:26:41.800 Being annoying is the funnest job in the world.

01:26:43.500 Yeah.

01:26:43.740 I'm glad we both get to do it.

01:26:45.320 Yeah.

01:26:45.600 But I'm glad we do it both in taste because we're not the, like, actually, like – like,

01:26:49.520 that person who's annoying is, like, actually, like, tag me.

01:26:52.160 Oh, my God.

01:26:53.020 Wait.

01:26:53.420 Look at me.

01:26:54.660 Oh, my God.

01:26:55.720 It's, like, that I'm doing virtually nothing.

01:26:57.940 Yeah, right.

01:26:59.080 Something similar that we do to that is when we go – if someone goes, oh, and can you just

01:27:03.080 get that for me while you're there?

01:27:04.300 Like, if someone just says that, we go, oh, my God.

01:27:06.200 Oh, my God.

01:27:06.260 Can I?

01:27:07.220 Can I?

01:27:07.940 Wait.

01:27:08.060 Can I?

01:27:08.720 Wait.

01:27:09.000 I get to – oh, my God.

01:27:10.340 Wait.

01:27:10.500 Are you asking me?

01:27:11.480 Yeah.

01:27:12.420 Wait.

01:27:13.060 I can get that?

01:27:14.380 I can stop off at a different location and get that for you?

01:27:17.980 Oh, my God.

01:27:19.480 How did I get so lucky to run an A&M for you?

01:27:21.720 I'm the luckiest girl in the world.

01:27:22.600 Yeah.

01:27:23.400 Richest girl in the world.

01:27:24.280 Not by money, but by the fact that I had this opportunity to stop at Sephora and pick

01:27:30.660 the – yeah.

01:27:31.440 I know you're friends with Tristan and all of them, too.

01:27:34.300 The funniest people. 0.99

01:27:35.020 They, like, are fucking insane. 1.00

01:27:36.660 Tristan kills me. 1.00

01:27:37.860 He's, like – I've never met anyone like him.

01:27:41.640 Him and Channing, like, together.

01:27:43.440 Yeah.

01:27:44.040 They also, like – I feel like for a long time I, like, didn't know them, like, on a

01:27:47.980 deeper level. 1.00

01:27:48.840 So I'm, like, you guys are fucking insane. 1.00

01:27:51.520 But I'm also, like, oh, wait. 0.98

01:27:52.680 They're actually, like, really good people and good friends, too, which is awesome.

01:27:55.080 But, yeah.

01:27:55.360 They are, like – I've never met anyone who's, like, quicker on their feet.

01:28:00.340 I told you, Tristan – everything they say, all the bits, all the characters.

01:28:02.280 Yeah, when we were at Brittany's royal court party, I was, like, telling Tristan – me

01:28:07.260 and my sister have a bit from Tristan, specifically, at the Barbie premiere when we were there together

01:28:11.460 with Brittany, because I think Brittany took Tristan.

01:28:14.080 And, like, when we – or no, actually, Tristan went on his own.

01:28:16.260 So when we were there, we were at the bar.

01:28:17.880 It was so crowded.

01:28:18.860 And Tristan got us drinks.

01:28:20.480 And it took forever.

01:28:21.500 And then we got them.

01:28:22.160 And she was, like, do they have napkins?

01:28:24.200 And he immediately goes, I'm actually not working right now, so I actually can't help

01:28:27.540 you with that.

01:28:27.880 So I actually don't work here.

01:28:28.680 Yeah, I actually just clocked out.

01:28:31.400 Oh, you're going to have to take care of that, babe. 0.98

01:28:33.460 No, they're, like, so fucking – all of their mannerisms, too. 0.96

01:28:36.240 Like, they do this, hello. 0.99

01:28:38.580 And we'll be, like, passing someone on the – hello.

01:28:42.160 And then also another one they do, which this one, like, it kind of sounds like you're 0.99

01:28:45.400 a cunt, but it's, like, it's the big – okay. 0.99

01:28:48.440 Like, when someone's – okay. 1.00

01:28:49.680 And just, like, all of them, like, I unfortunately pick up immediately.

01:28:54.900 Have absorbed, yeah.

01:28:56.440 That's, like, me, Brittany, and Caleb.

01:28:57.840 Like, the isms that we've absorbed.

01:28:59.880 I need to, like, sit and watch the three of you guys and just study you.

01:29:04.620 I don't know what I would study.

01:29:05.840 Like, Jane and Goddall.

01:29:06.540 If you guys all have, like, the, like, brains.

01:29:09.700 Yeah, all connected.

01:29:11.740 It's, like, we've never seen, like, brains do this thing.

01:29:14.360 It's just, like, lighting up in ways that we've never seen before.

01:29:17.540 Exactly.

01:29:17.900 When the three of y'all come together, it's just truly powerful.

01:29:20.520 Oh, my God.

01:29:21.120 Thank you.

01:29:21.660 I appreciate that.

01:29:22.480 And thank you so much for coming on the show.

01:29:23.900 Thank you so much for having me. 0.86

01:29:24.600 I fucking love you for coming back. 0.97

01:29:26.260 Superstar, all-star. 0.99

01:29:27.460 All-star.

01:29:28.100 Hey.

01:29:28.520 It's all-star, not superstar.

01:29:29.720 Hey, I think we should do a thing in the new studio.

01:29:32.860 Where you put the all-stars starting now, just, like, on the wall.

01:29:36.940 No retroactive, just starting now.

01:29:38.640 And don't take a picture of me right now because I have my style.

01:29:40.300 So I'll send in just a gorgeous headshot, completely face-tuned.

01:29:43.620 My IMDb headshot.

01:29:45.600 Completely face-tuned as well.

01:29:47.320 Airbrushed.

01:29:48.860 Yeah.

01:29:49.360 Perfect.

01:29:49.920 And if you want to send that out to casting directors, just put that out wherever you need it.

01:29:53.840 Oh, my God.

01:29:54.460 What if you put that on your story?

01:29:56.320 Oh, my God.

01:29:57.720 Wait.

01:29:58.100 Don't take a picture of me and post it on your story right now.

01:30:00.080 Wait, okay, wait.

01:30:01.080 I'm, like, gagging up.

01:30:02.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:30:03.260 Wait, wait.

01:30:03.860 That's crazy.

01:30:04.740 Film me. 0.99

01:30:07.440 I fucking love you. 0.98

01:30:08.540 I love you, too. 0.97

01:30:08.920 You're the best.

01:30:09.620 Thank you so much for coming.

01:30:10.600 And thank you all so much for tuning in to this episode of The Comment Section Show.

01:30:13.040 So for those who may not know, where can everybody find you?

01:30:16.340 You can find me, I think.

01:30:20.680 Did I change my TikTok to?

01:30:22.400 No, I think it's still Brett underscore Newstie on TikTok, Brett Newstrom on Instagram.

01:30:26.840 Period.

01:30:27.060 I also have a podcast called Dialing In With Brett.

01:30:31.540 Period.

01:30:32.380 Yeah.

01:30:32.860 Love.

01:30:33.460 You're the funniest person ever.

01:30:34.760 Thank you.

01:30:35.080 I feel the same about you. 0.98

01:30:36.080 I fucking love you. 0.99

01:30:37.160 So it's a fucking pleasure to be here, man. 1.00

01:30:38.840 I fucking love you, man. 0.99

01:30:40.160 It's a fucking pleasure. 1.00

01:30:40.840 I fucking love you, man. 0.99

01:30:42.520 Let's get. 0.99

01:30:45.460 We did a do an episode one time where we're just that character the entire time.

01:30:49.420 Yeah, that character the whole time.

01:30:53.420 Thank you all so much for tuning into this episode.

01:30:55.440 Thank you so much for watching the comment section.

01:30:57.380 Don't forget, new episodes drop every Wednesday.

01:30:59.360 You can stream the audio on all streaming platforms, but the video lists are free and exclusively

01:31:02.600 on our favorite platform, Spotify.

01:31:04.420 Thank you so much to my amazing guest, Brett Newstrom.

01:31:06.460 Happy holidays, by the way.

01:31:07.700 Start of Christmas episodes slash holiday episodes.

01:31:10.480 And I'll see you next week.

01:31:11.200 Bye.

01:31:11.700 Bye.

01:31:12.060 Bye.

The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - December 10, 2025

LONG LEGS Ft. BRETT NEUSTROM ｜ Episode 199

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