The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - LOWKEY KINDA CHILL Ft. Gracin (@emgracedawg)

00:00:00.000 i love when the guy it's like he's 18 in high school but he's like played by like a 30 year

00:00:04.760 old man like my favorite thing like you're a full-grown adult and they're talking about like

00:00:10.340 five o'clock shadow and it's nine in the morning so what's that about they're like we're gonna be

00:00:14.220 late for first period what you're 40

00:00:18.860 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show sorry me your fave

00:00:29.140 who cares about me on to the guests today we have an all-star the second episode ever of the

00:00:35.020 comment section the iconic the hilarious m grace dog aka grayson welcome back to the show thank you

00:00:43.920 so much my second episode in the history of time ever i know it's kind of iconic and look at us i

00:00:49.620 know we're so grown up now we are we both had our blood i had a mullet you did have a mullet i had a

00:00:56.400 mullet and a fade like on the side i know what and y'all were gassing me about it too that's so

00:01:03.280 wrong and you guys didn't say anything about it you guys really looks good like okay liar this episode

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00:01:52.000 life i'd be good vibing yeah yeah just kind of meandering yeah hilarious you know yeah i'm

00:01:59.840 just trying to survive right you know what that's all you can do at this point i'm just like holding

00:02:04.260 on like for dear life yeah yeah like just trying not to fall off the mountain but i'm on it yeah i think

00:02:12.220 you're killing it honestly thank you i do want to say i remember distinctly from our first episode

00:02:17.280 together when i had texted you i was like hey like we sent cutdowns and stuff uh you read them

00:02:23.140 all and you messaged me i remember it so distinctly because it made me laugh and you said hi i did watch

00:02:29.820 them they're so great could you is there any way that you guys could send me one where i'm talking

00:02:34.660 too and not just saying no yeah totally i remember laughing so hard because i was like i i hadn't watched

00:02:42.900 them so i was like oh let me go look and watch i watched it's me yapping my fucking ass off and then

00:02:47.520 you're going no yeah totally like in every fucking one oh my god would you mind sending me one where

00:02:54.300 i'm also talking hey notes taken i was really embarrassed when i watched them so bad because i

00:03:02.400 literally everything you said i was like no like yeah that's all i said i didn't know after we sent you

00:03:08.900 i was like yeah let me have someone cut you new ones we sent you new ones and you liked those and

00:03:13.500 then you were like i watched the whole episode and i'm realizing i did actually only say that

00:03:17.900 no it wasn't even your fault like sending it's not like you were just sending me cuts where i was

00:03:24.700 saying that like i was saying that the entire there was nothing for you to cut like i didn't say

00:03:28.500 literally one word that's so bad i appreciated i appreciated you telling me i'm glad that you were

00:03:34.680 honest with me thank you i love it and it was so funny i like i i laughed out loud when i read it

00:03:39.460 and i said wait let me go watch them and then i realized you aren't really talking that much in

00:03:42.940 them no i'm talking i'm just i'm talking yeah and it was like i don't know why i've been on

00:03:49.480 most podcasts i've been on i end up talking about like anxious attachment like i can't talk about that

00:03:55.560 anymore like that was our episode topic like how fucking embarrassing that like every time i'm on a

00:04:01.660 podcast i'm like anxious anxious and avoiding attachment like can you shut the fuck up like

00:04:06.420 it's so wrong to be fair to you uh in those early days we were a completely different format at that

00:04:13.900 point okay yeah so we had to have themes we had to have tiktoks we had to like i remember too at the

00:04:19.740 time someone was trying to work in games and i was like you know yeah this is not a japanese game show

00:04:25.560 so i'm really not interested in that like yeah i i want to be silly and have bits like over time

00:04:30.720 it's evolved into something else entirely i think this is more our speed okay i did give you quite

00:04:36.360 the obstacle course when you first came like my first line of defense people that came in the first

00:04:41.860 season i appreciate y'all the show was very strange and different at the time yeah i'm like so did we do

00:04:49.120 a game i don't remember yeah we did some sort of like this or that kind of game and i was and does

00:04:54.320 that sound like me no not at all and i was like do you guys mind if i just like fucking talk instead

00:05:00.920 and not bring it we even got rid of like the tiktoks and everything too because and the reason

00:05:06.760 that happened because some people have asked like oh i love that you you've shifted the show entirely

00:05:10.360 away from tiktoks like which is was the goal but the reason why we phased that out was because

00:05:15.460 as i started getting more and more people that are not brain rotted like us um they would be like

00:05:21.480 i don't i don't understand like i'd read it i'd read the description of the tiktok i read the

00:05:26.580 comment and i'd be like do you have any thoughts and they'd be like on what like they're not listening

00:05:30.600 to me and i was like you know like this tiktok they're doing this why would they say that forget

00:05:35.180 it yeah forget it um what are you afraid of any animals like i just started bringing up new shit to

00:05:40.240 talk about because celebrities they don't have the brain rot we do right they don't know like the

00:05:44.820 trending audios they yeah they really don't i speak in those i speak do you have any faves right now

00:05:51.780 i have one i was just explaining now i was just explaining to days in the green room that like

00:05:58.620 one of them is that denzel washington i think it's in the equalizer for me right now where he's going

00:06:02.560 like where are your witnesses and where the fuck are your witnesses right i haven't heard that one

00:06:07.060 yeah see that's what i'm saying it's new there's too many wait for it okay the other day i was

00:06:11.240 telling days like oh my god bro that was another one that i was using but that's an old one i don't

00:06:16.740 know that one either yes you do you know that one do it again no i just wanted you to do it again i

00:06:25.720 don't know maybe i do know it what's like a good one right now i've been watching a lot of dances

00:06:32.020 just for fun yeah do you like watching them do them no literally never know what kind of dances

00:06:39.380 like the cat's eye gap ad one i've been seeing that one okay i've been seeing that one a lot

00:06:43.220 i like the ones where they like they like go like this oh like they're like it's like a dolphin

00:06:52.940 yeah they're like a question mark yes i do know that i like watching those

00:06:58.460 i don't know they're like cooking videos you like cooking videos i do that doesn't seem like something

00:07:05.080 you would love to watch on your for you page to me my for you page is so weird it's it's weird or is

00:07:11.060 it boring clocked um it could be boring yeah i mean i like cooking videos and um women's basketball

00:07:23.060 ot a lot of that yeah um i saw they banned bags from the games for some of them

00:07:29.080 why are you throwing straps at the players i don't know i'm not sure i don't understand like

00:07:35.400 why like are you going to like nba games and throwing like magnums at the players like no

00:07:40.620 no you're throwing those pocket pussies at them yeah switch it up a little bit you know what i mean

00:07:44.960 yeah like come on i know i don't i don't understand the appeal there either i was thinking like

00:07:50.760 are they picturing it almost like opera when they throw roses at the end

00:07:55.360 you know they throw them at their feet and they're like bravo maybe i don't know what

00:07:59.960 they'd be saying in operas like let's just say one of them were like pick it up like what do you want

00:08:05.320 them to put it on like for the whole stadium or like what like i don't understand like what's the

00:08:12.640 end result like and i hope they're new yeah shock and awe shock and awe i think more than anything

00:08:19.600 because who's gonna pick it up you don't know if it's where that's been used right

00:08:24.880 disgusting i'm sorry if i found on the ground you can pay me to touch it no now would i take

00:08:31.840 a picture of it and put it in my dump yes yeah probably like a normal person with brain rot

00:08:38.120 that's probably what i would do right it's just straight people you're like the only like okay

00:08:43.140 one i really know it's yeah that's true i hear that a lot honestly you really are like

00:08:48.440 but and you're like collect i was telling carrie like you're collecting lesbians like

00:08:53.800 it's crazy fuck yeah i i was looking at your page because i was like what do i wear like what

00:09:01.120 are her guests wearing lesbian lesbian like your last guest like lesbian lesbian they're all gay

00:09:07.720 yeah absolutely they're your favorite yeah they are absolutely lesbians and me

00:09:11.980 one collecting yeah like uh hina called me gay adjacent like i run parallel to y'all okay yeah which

00:09:19.240 i was like i mean in all ways but physical yeah for sure yeah like we're alike and like-minded in

00:09:25.000 many ways that's why even jake cornell when he came on he's like well you're not annoying about it

00:09:29.960 like being straight yeah he's like you're not like all in my fucking face about it so that's why it

00:09:34.120 doesn't bother me well also it doesn't bother me because your man is like nice yeah like you know

00:09:41.140 what i mean totally like if you're dating like some like i don't know like fuck ass dude it's like

00:09:48.200 how what do i have in common with you you know like i don't have anything to talk to you about

00:09:53.120 i made a joke once on caleb's podcast where he was talking about grinder and we were talking i don't

00:10:02.040 even remember how we got there but we were talking about like stinky butt play i don't even remember how

00:10:06.840 we got there i don't i could i couldn't tell you if i tried right um but when you said stinky butt

00:10:12.480 play on grinder i'm like ask me will you guys into stinky butt play and i'm like the two questions are

00:10:17.120 can you host and do you like a stinky butt and someone and someone clipped that and put it on

00:10:22.760 tiktok and said how does she know that can you host i know everything that's why i'm i'm well versed

00:10:30.440 maybe in a past life maybe who knows maybe in a current alternate universe like my mcu universe

00:10:37.020 maybe in another timeline maybe so who fucking knows yeah even when i said i'm a token straight

00:10:42.140 recently i was talking about being a token straight and everybody in my comments what the fuck not even

00:10:47.880 a little bit gay like not even fucking a little yeah that's fucked up well you know what i will say

00:10:54.900 to another thing about lesbians that i find so funny is y'all love reality tv in a way that i think

00:11:01.300 you intersect with straight women that's so true but they don't understand that like straight women

00:11:06.080 don't understand that concept right but like me and dace joked about this like the amount of gay

00:11:11.080 friends that we both share and have that were posting about love island like their lives depended

00:11:16.160 on that shit and you were one of them oh my god i was like living and breathing for that was like my

00:11:21.760 only reason to live during that time i was like well i can't jump today because like i need to see

00:11:28.780 like what happens to sierra like is she gonna get kicked out like you know it was keeping me alive

00:11:34.340 yeah you're like postponed no postponed now it's like not so much but we'll see you need another love

00:11:41.020 island in your life i do they need to have that all year for a girl like me like it's scary

00:11:46.880 what do you like about love island um i just like well i like to criticize them of course

00:11:54.920 i like to pick them apart of course psychoanalyze them right um yeah a lot of gay people love the

00:12:04.020 love island and i think it's like that is a straight person stanford prison experiment

00:12:08.460 no that is a version of the stanford prison experiment no actually it's being locked in

00:12:12.880 that house together totally i mean but they are like also really dumb i think too like because i

00:12:19.860 would try and like you know cut them some slack like when they're like making really bad decisions

00:12:24.200 like you know they have no sleep they have no they don't get to drink at all like they have no they

00:12:30.000 don't even know what time it is yeah like they're going stir crazy right yeah but then i'm like at the

00:12:34.940 same time maybe you're also just dumb too who knows we're holding space for it they could like

00:12:41.400 some of them at least especially the men one of the funniest things i thought because i only watched

00:12:47.940 the first episode that's all i watched of this last season i i gave up after that because i was like

00:12:53.280 over an hour you're fucking nuts like i can't watch them do that for that long but when i was watching

00:12:59.500 i was like i am obsessed with them like when they're initially in the villa they're getting to know

00:13:04.080 each other they're coupled up at this point they're kind of getting to know each other they'll say

00:13:07.800 things like you like mexican food and they go yeah and they go me too and then they're like kismet

00:13:15.580 connection is it or do generally speaking most people like dig a little deeper i would say before

00:13:23.480 you like hit your wagon to this yeah i'm saying i just thought it was so you like blue gatorade and

00:13:29.820 then in their interview i don't know i just i'm feeling a connection no feeling something very

00:13:33.700 serious moving in me yeah they're like he made me avocado toast like how did he know i like that

00:13:39.520 has does anyone not like avocado toast like you're looking at a 90 chance you're gonna like it yeah

00:13:46.920 like probably they're just like i also maybe they're like reaching i mean they want their airtime

00:13:54.960 totally i'd be reaching i'd be like avocado toast like we are fucking like so we're locked in because

00:14:01.100 i'd be like i'm making it towards the end no totally i i told days i was like my game plan if

00:14:06.880 i was in that villa would solely be to like latch myself to the weakest man mentally and suck you like

00:14:14.160 a succubus bitch like i'm like you're never gonna leave me because you are going to be attached to me

00:14:18.740 like i was like i really do think i could make it i could force a man and by force i mean like by his

00:14:24.420 own free will to just stay with me just because i really do believe that about myself i feel like i could

00:14:29.380 be like no we're together and then he'd be like okay and just kind of listen to me and that's how

00:14:33.920 men work i feel i mean i'm generally speaking yeah yeah yeah that's pretty much it i'd be like

00:14:40.320 whispering in their ear at night like you love me so much don't you like it'd be like doing like

00:14:45.240 hypnotism hypnotherapy like while they're sleeping like tomorrow you're gonna ask me to be exclusive

00:14:50.660 and then they would have you tried that method ever no i should though i mean i have put crystals

00:14:56.420 under someone's pillow just because it didn't work well it was a rose quartz it was it was like

00:15:02.560 fall in love with me it didn't work no but i have been i have done some like brujetti like witchy

00:15:09.460 shit love me too you have to yeah you have sometimes you have to i literally i call myself a witch in

00:15:15.100 training because teffy has been teaching me a lot of because she is a full-blown fucking witch

00:15:20.980 sometimes i'll tell her something i'm like hey did you see this about this person and she goes yeah

00:15:24.800 and guess who lit a candle on my altar for that person so you're welcome and we'll we'll laugh

00:15:30.340 about it so like she's been teaching me a lot of brujeria like that i have i literally to this day

00:15:35.820 she taught me this like eight months ago uh i have someone's name in a jar that's frozen in a bunch of

00:15:42.340 sour spicy awful shit and put it in my freezer because they were talking shit on me and i was like

00:15:47.420 and i was sick of hearing from them and i was like she told me this is exactly what you do and she

00:15:51.580 wrote it all out for me oh my god that spell prayed to my ancestors put it in there not one

00:15:56.560 peep since that's amazing that yeah she's on some real like south florida brujeria i should dm her

00:16:04.860 about that because she probably i trust i trust her yeah you and me both yeah honestly oh any other

00:16:11.360 shows you're liking you're loving living laughing loving it's embarrassing let's hear it

00:16:17.600 i really like vampire diaries sorry you do i loved that fucking show i like i really do eat up like

00:16:25.120 high school white girl shows like i can't help it like that gossip girl the oc i'm like yes like i

00:16:31.760 don't know what it is the straightest girl shows like ever you're eating up i love when the guy it's

00:16:37.240 like he's 18 in high school but he's like played by like a 30 year old man like my favorite thing like

00:16:43.420 you're a full-grown adult and they're talking about five o'clock shadow and it's nine in the

00:16:47.280 morning so literally they're like we're gonna be late for first period

00:16:50.720 you're 40 when i showed i tried to show uh my fiance i tried to show him vampire diaries because i was

00:17:00.700 like the first season's cringy a little bit but two to like five is unbelievable like i was like it's

00:17:08.280 so fucking cinema in my opinion no it's like they're onto something it's good they are i'm like

00:17:13.620 this is real television bring this shit back yeah i need me some of this and i was like showing him

00:17:18.620 the very first episode which by the way in the very first episode when elena and bonnie walk into

00:17:25.260 school i watched this recently so that's how i remember okay i watched you recently too yeah they

00:17:29.220 walk into school and bonnie's talking about this jacket that she hates that she's wearing and she's

00:17:34.300 like yeah i wore this and someone said i looked like a and then used a transphobic slur and i said

00:17:40.080 wait i didn't even notice that go re-watch it when you get home oh my god i literally rewinded it three

00:17:45.280 times because i was like there's no fucking way there's no fucking and then they it's in the

00:17:49.100 subtitles what oh my god you have to re-watch it and please text me when you see it because like i

00:17:54.540 i was blown away and when they walk in and then when she runs into stefan for the first time

00:17:59.820 my man first time seeing it ever he pauses it goes that guy's supposed to be in high school

00:18:05.760 no literally that guy yeah and i was like you know what forget it yeah you can't suspend disbelief

00:18:11.000 you can't watch this with me right you have to you have to suspend you have to leave it at the door

00:18:14.900 oh my god that scene is so corny when she like comes out of the bathroom and they like do the

00:18:19.880 thing where they're like both trying to move out of the way and they're like and she like looks at

00:18:23.240 him like literally she's sabrina carpenter like she looks at him and she's like i'm sorry

00:18:28.600 boy in room no literally like i'm like boy in homeroom but i eat that shit up i'm like yeah

00:18:36.460 that's your man you don't know it yet forget your fucking man oh my god what team were you did you

00:18:41.360 have a favorite team i like her with stefan more me too i do because like i feel like her and damon

00:18:48.960 it's just like whatever like go get back with stefan what are you doing i'm not this is not a joke

00:18:54.820 when i was a freshman in college i was still watching like vampire diaries was still on like

00:18:59.540 actively and i was still watching and it was spoiler alert it was the episode where they

00:19:05.000 officially like their bond is fucking broken for real and they are never gonna get back together

00:19:10.500 when they sit at that fireplace and they're like always friends and then he goes yeah i turned that

00:19:15.940 shit off i said fuck this show and i swear to god i didn't watch another episode after okay i was

00:19:20.460 so angry i was like you are have wasted my time for three years are you fucking kidding me yeah

00:19:26.580 because they were even when they separated it was still kind of like oh maybe though when they broke

00:19:30.940 that bond i said fuck this show yeah and i never watched again and then yeah i never even i'm like

00:19:36.560 re-watching it and i still have never seen the last season where she leaves because i'm like

00:19:40.640 yeah why even make the show i don't want to watch it without like she's the whole thing

00:19:45.220 why do they do that that's like kind of her thing yeah like what i don't need to watch without her

00:19:52.140 i loved i loved uh stefan with her the most but like it felt like the summer i turned pretty where

00:19:59.580 like everyone's like well obviously i'm team damon obviously right and i was like me going against

00:20:05.480 the grain yeah you know they called jesus a madman once i'm sure everybody hated him because he told

00:20:11.120 the truth yeah so that's you and me as team stuff right people want to be like do the different

00:20:17.240 thing even if even though it's like everyone's doing it it's like they want like she was originally

00:20:22.820 with him so they want to be like team team yeah right any other shows that you love um oh you said

00:20:31.100 the oc gossip girl i've never watched those ones get on that yeah dason watched gossip girl she

00:20:36.120 really liked gossip girl gossip girl hits yeah i know who gossip girl is i found out um i didn't

00:20:42.440 know and that proves the theory the messiest bitch you know is a man right it's always a man but it's

00:20:48.120 girls proof but these shows are so ass because like i don't even they fucking pulled that out of their

00:20:53.880 ass like in the last fucking the writers room they're like fuck what do we do what do we do like

00:20:57.620 and they just made him gossip girl like it doesn't if you re-watch it doesn't make any sense really

00:21:01.700 same with pretty little liars like with a that one got to a point where i was like you're at this

00:21:07.360 point it's turning into breaking bad i can't watch it anymore it was so bad in the end yeah it was

00:21:12.000 they just tried to plot twist it too many fucking times and i read those books too me too so i was

00:21:18.320 gagged by the ending in the books i was like no fucking way and then when i watched the show i was

00:21:22.620 like what yeah and then they team up with the evil sister at one point i'm like i i can't even be

00:21:27.840 bothered it was so dumb because i kept watching because i really thought that they were it was

00:21:32.960 all gonna like make sense but i was like 13 so i didn't realize that like writers are like

00:21:38.640 not doing that they're just fully not doing that i thought it was all gonna like

00:21:43.780 no i made a joke about love island um where i said that like first of all that people were watching

00:21:51.440 it like they were in the situation room like they're just like they were handling it like

00:21:54.680 it was just a crisis a national crisis and they were also watching it like how rich people watch

00:22:00.140 poor people kill each other in squid game that's how i felt like it was being watched like do it do

00:22:04.620 it do it kill each other kill each other no it's it's just like the internet has gone to a point where

00:22:09.560 it's like what like they were like waiting to like crucify everybody yeah but then they were like at

00:22:18.080 the same time like wanted like favorites and stuff yeah like it's just like too much like they

00:22:24.720 it was so bad like i know and i was really just absolutely shocked at the quality of man on that

00:22:31.580 show i was just i could not believe like the stark difference in looks between men and women on that on

00:22:37.320 that season and i was like well no wonder it's turning into lord of the flies like they're fighting

00:22:41.220 over scraps in there i made a video about that i literally had to private it because it got on the

00:22:46.140 wrong side of tiktok because all these guys were like well look at you you're fucking fat and ugly

00:22:50.620 like in my because i was like all the men are so like ugly like i feel bad for these women and i like

00:22:57.500 wake up the next morning and all these men are like look at you pig and i'm like this was on the

00:23:02.320 wrong side of tiktok wrong side of tiktok to me i should have handled it wait you're like

00:23:07.980 the girl for that i'm the i'm the big fat pig that they harass most times

00:23:12.580 more often than not i'm the big fat pig welcome to the club

00:23:17.420 i mean yeah that's fine even recently i had a man harassing me for like over eight days

00:23:24.140 made 17 videos about me what in a 16 minute long youtube video what yeah all because i said his

00:23:30.700 hairline started on the back of his neck and like that just really upset him to that point

00:23:36.360 which you know is what it is uh but i started getting hate comments from men which is normal

00:23:43.700 for me but like in the years i've been doing this like it that hasn't happened in a while

00:23:48.700 because most dudes learn the hard way like that fucking with me never gives you a career of any

00:23:53.860 kind and uh i had a guy comment that i made a video about and he said i would never um if it was

00:24:01.360 between you and him i and i'm a straight man i would pick him every time and i thought to myself

00:24:07.360 i literally was like do you guys like read these out loud yeah what press post like before you press

00:24:13.840 send to me on this shit do you read it to yourself and think like that's that's gonna get it yeah he

00:24:20.460 it's like that's a banger that's gonna get her i'm sorry you were getting hate comments from men

00:24:26.940 thanks it's okay it's like it's really scary because like i forget there's like that side of

00:24:36.680 the world i feel like i'm so i mean i do feel like my videos get pushed out to like everyone

00:24:41.180 yeah totally like not just gay people but then it's like but when straight men come in you're

00:24:47.600 like what are you doing yeah or it's like the second you have like they feel a little bit

00:24:53.700 insulted it's like over yeah oh totally no going back oh even sometimes i'll have like straight men

00:25:00.220 who like think i'm funny and i'm like surprised like i'm like really like okay you like my lesbian

00:25:07.500 jokes like what do you know about that shit no literally oh yeah because they want to like bond

00:25:13.460 i feel they're like pussy right like but you're fucking with it yeah yeah like dang you get in

00:25:20.300 there don't you um but wish i did yeah i know literally but i don't but yeah the times i've like

00:25:28.800 kind of insulted them they're like ruthless yeah and i just don't i just i don't want to see it

00:25:35.640 that's how i know you're just the purest form of a lesbian because it's not bothering you in that

00:25:41.320 way it's more so like i don't want you to ever look at me no literally let alone interact with me

00:25:47.040 why when i've like looked at my demographics and it's like 20 men i'm like gay question mark gay

00:25:54.660 like i hope i would assume so literally amanda was showing me before we started recording

00:26:01.700 that i just had tony cedavici on for an all-stars love him me and tony go way far back like we've

00:26:08.820 been friends for a minute and like obviously it's an all-star so he's been on the show before

00:26:13.060 he's familiar with me we've keyed a bunch whatever he comes on and like laura who does socials for me

00:26:19.940 for this show she had like looked in one of the comments of the videos and like there are dudes

00:26:25.040 in there which like for the most part they're like fuck this fat bitch which i'm used to but they

00:26:31.740 were this time going like why is she like low-key kind of chill talking about me because tony's sitting

00:26:39.260 in that chair and i'm making tony laugh and then they're like hold up like if he likes her wait let

00:26:46.860 me think this through this fat bitch is funny wait you could actually hear fat bitches when they

00:26:54.360 talk now that i'm kind of listening to this fat hoe i'm thinking she's on to something when i put her

00:27:01.800 disgusting fat body aside she's kind of funny if i if i listen to this shit with my eyes closed

00:27:07.700 it's almost like i could start laughing i found myself giggling quite a bit

00:27:14.540 yeah that's disgusting fat when you post the videos about like my mom's need to insult someone

00:27:21.440 no matter what oh my god like when she's describing someone i was in tears and you're going did you

00:27:26.640 really like she's like her clothes huge no she's huge she does that all she's like you're fat the one

00:27:34.000 that she was really fat and she would come over and she want to borrow your clothes but none of

00:27:38.920 them fit her i just saw on facebook she's a doctor now and she's still fat she's a fat doctor and she's

00:27:49.040 like isn't that great like mom like what or she like has to be like your little indian friend

00:27:55.560 what was her name enough like the cultural like it's always like indian and then the chinese fat girl

00:28:02.500 stop stop it do you remember names at all or is it just kind of a free-for-all for you the worst

00:28:11.580 she knows their names

00:28:13.280 she has to give you a police description in order for you to understand yeah she's like 215 pounds

00:28:22.100 at least 230 at least um oh my god no the person she's a doctor now can you believe yeah and she's

00:28:31.920 like she thinks she's like being kind she's complimenting her yeah she's like her and her

00:28:38.220 husband look so happy together both fat and i'm sure they'll have a cute little baby who would also be

00:28:45.820 fat is that relevant you're like i don't want to talk to you about my friends anymore i'm like okay

00:28:53.440 mom thanks thanks mom this is like unrelated to that but like a mom quirk of my mother-in-law like

00:29:02.240 my fiance's mom she i say this all the time love her to death i love telling her news like of any kind

00:29:10.020 like it could range from like something's on sale at home goods to like someone literally died in a

00:29:17.240 place we both frequent and any time their reaction's the same like this is what she says every time i

00:29:22.520 tell her something she goes you're kidding you're kidding me drew and then i go i'm not kidding lisa

00:29:29.200 if you can believe it and then she she literally goes you're lying to me there's no way like it's a

00:29:34.600 whole bit like it's like it's such a pageantry i like i literally tell my fiance i'm like i can't

00:29:40.500 wait to tell your mom to see her react she's like you're kidding you're kidding you're kidding and

00:29:47.340 when someone gives you a reaction like that it's like drugs she's like no i'm not kidding like you

00:29:52.500 like it's so good my mom is kind of like that but she just goes like it's always a huge gasp like i

00:30:00.820 could say anything it's just a huge gasp they just can't even believe anything no like it's just

00:30:06.820 like she's the best person to tell news to yeah like if i if i told her i got some new plates she'd

00:30:12.460 be like you're kidding let me see them send me a pic and honestly she reminds me a lot of carrie's mom

00:30:19.180 jennifer pritchett realtor who is our biggest fan jennifer pritchett realtor is the biggest i'm not

00:30:24.120 kidding she's the biggest fan of the comment section wait she's a realtor that's her last name

00:30:27.540 i think it's pritchett underscore realtor is her last name okay like we have so many isms from

00:30:35.600 carrie's mom specifically because she is so funny and so silly like carrie was telling us the other

00:30:41.240 day that she was like asking her if she was going to come to something like an event with carrie uh

00:30:46.580 and she was like well what time because i am volunteering at the blueberry festival

00:30:50.600 and then later i'm going to a cookout so depends on the time wait what the fuck is a blueberry

00:30:57.140 festival girl fuck if i know that they live in some little ass town like they literally live

00:31:01.360 for the summer i turned pretty like is filmed like i'm not on that don't be okay unless you

00:31:06.840 want 15 year olds to tell you to kill yourself don't don't oh right you're having drama with

00:31:11.200 that okay yeah yes it's like literally julian salamita like love him he dm'd me and he was

00:31:16.980 like this seems like a fun and stress-free hobby should i start watching

00:31:20.580 and i said nope don't actually don't but yeah the blueberry festival fuck if i know what that is

00:31:29.560 that's insane yeah she's like well what time because i am volunteering at the blueberry festival

00:31:33.860 so actually like it really scares me sorry i like can't imagine growing up in a like small town like

00:31:41.840 with the blueberry festival because you know why like i just immediately i'm like

00:31:47.940 wait i don't want to carry i don't think your mom's homophobic

00:31:51.720 okay but she's not honestly she's not blueberry festival would be frequented by homophobes

00:31:58.740 yeah like how could it not for sure you know what i mean absolutely because like

00:32:03.900 what else are like homophobes up to other than selling blueberries yeah they're like at the

00:32:11.220 blueberry festival yeah well like the freedom of racism allows them to focus on blueberries exactly

00:32:17.180 like they're like well racism doesn't affect me let's call it blueberries and they're like nothing's

00:32:21.540 like wrong with the world right now like nothing's going on like i'm at peace i could just pick some

00:32:27.260 blueberries you know what i mean like they're not worried there's no worries you're from florida right

00:32:34.380 i'm from florida but i'm from south florida okay i'm from like close to miami okay so it's like

00:32:42.240 pretty liberal there okay miami yeah yeah but like where i'm from was really liberal like i grew up

00:32:48.960 like i told everyone i was gay and they were like yay like it was like fun yeah um so that was fun

00:32:56.280 like i can't imagine it not being that but like god bless there's so many people that it's not like

00:33:01.260 that god bless you right not me though i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm just kidding thankfully yours was fine

00:33:09.820 yeah when my sister uh was like when we were talking about her being a lesbian i was literally like can i

00:33:16.380 be real like when days when dayson was still like maybe i like boys i'm like no you don't like she

00:33:22.100 would sometimes she would send me someone i'd be like no you don't fucking like that guy

00:33:25.800 you're a liar like you're literally a liar and then when she's like no you're right i'm a lesbian

00:33:30.460 and when we were talking about it once i said if i'm being real like if you started dating a man i'd

00:33:34.980 be pissed off i'd be annoyed all the time we have one straight guy other than my brother and my dad

00:33:41.180 like my man that's it quota filled yeah done done close enough no more of that you don't need

00:33:48.060 another one no we don't need another i was like you're so not for real about that and she's like

00:33:51.960 you're right yeah i was like then why is every guy you like ugly right and annoying on top of that

00:33:58.420 or like look like i mean at least the guys that i thought were cute like were just looked like

00:34:03.580 lesbians like that's just a full lesbian did you have any uh like people that were like maybe i do

00:34:12.480 like girls in like like stars celebrities like my lesbian crush yeah like lesbian awakening

00:34:18.820 gay awakening

00:34:20.240 honestly shay mitchell really in because she was like lesbian and pretty little liars and she's

00:34:27.900 beautiful she's so yeah and you said she's so real for that instead of doing homework she's kissing

00:34:33.160 girls yeah she's so real for that i was like she's onto something but no i mean or like um it wasn't

00:34:41.680 like a crush but like any when any of the girls were like tomboy-y i just thought they were really

00:34:48.380 fucking cool yeah like i was like she's wearing a backwards hat that's like i was like how do i get

00:34:54.160 like that that needs like that's the coolest person i've ever seen in my life i need that yeah i need i

00:35:00.320 some pretty fun facts about you if you'd like to hear them about me yes about you this is the show

00:35:05.840 is so new now okay so even though i'm sure you hardly remember that first one because i barely

00:35:10.620 i don't i don't remember what we talked about i don't remember i don't i just remember i had to

00:35:15.320 like roll my socks down because i have like a nike sign and then in the like videos they just it looks

00:35:21.340 like i'm like just being really twink like rolling like my socks down and it was like embarrassing

00:35:26.600 but it was logos so we were being cognizant right but i have some fun facts about you okay

00:35:31.460 okay this is a we phoned a friend for some fun facts uh shout out georgia bridgers oh and she told

00:35:38.100 us these okay okay it says that you once hooked up with a girl in a chucky cheese parking lot

00:35:43.580 i did and how was that in the house of charles cheese um okay well charles entertainment cheese

00:35:51.380 it started because i liked her on bumble and her um prompt on bumble was looking for someone to lick

00:35:59.940 hummus off of my tits and i right and i was like naturally you said and you got a fan and i was like

00:36:06.540 dream girl and i this was like three years ago okay then i liked her and i said what kind of hummus

00:36:12.980 and then she responded and she said garlic sent me her number and i was like this is the perfect girl

00:36:19.300 like no nonsense wasn't in therapy then like so at the time i was gonna say three years ago is kind

00:36:26.680 of recent is it i would say bitch no it feels like a lifetime for me like three years ago is like i

00:36:34.020 don't even know who that was i don't know who that was anyway so then she long story short she like

00:36:39.440 sends me a voice memo and she's like hey dude like i thought it'd be funny if we like went to the

00:36:44.740 chucky cheese like got drunk and like made out in the bathroom and i was like yeah like i could do

00:36:52.260 that so then she was like i was like what time and she said eight and in my head i was like how late

00:37:00.480 is chucky cheese like children's establishment yeah but i just said okay and then when we got

00:37:07.460 there it was closed right naturally so then so you couldn't be degenerates in there no but you came to

00:37:14.040 party but you can in a jeep outside outside outside of the chucky cheese right exactly and then i ghosted

00:37:21.240 her right naturally and you said and that was before therapy again right but like what else are you

00:37:28.340 supposed to do honestly i mean hooking up in charles entertainment cheese's parking lot i think

00:37:33.400 yeah ghosting is probably the smarter decision what am i supposed to say after that i'm also and also

00:37:38.880 did you bring the hummus there was no hummus present though you know what's funny is i've said

00:37:45.260 before on the show that i don't think ghosting is necessarily a bad thing um depending on how and

00:37:51.660 when like obviously don't like date someone monogamously for three years and then just disappear off the

00:37:56.600 face of the earth but like my thing is like i attribute ghosting to like riding the train like

00:38:02.900 the subway if i sit and i start talking to you like i just met you i don't have to tell you when my stop

00:38:08.140 is like if i if my stops here my stops here i'm gonna get up and i'm gonna leave yeah you're not

00:38:11.880 gonna be like my stops in two stops just by the way yeah just by the way like oh and also i have to

00:38:16.240 leave because like i'm just going through a lot right now but i do have to leave and i have to get

00:38:19.780 off right now like i don't know you that i'm just gonna get off the train totally it was nice ride

00:38:23.880 though yeah i'm pro i'm pro ghost i really am except i did like for the first time like communicate

00:38:31.580 period and how was it i can i was just like i don't think i was just like no but

00:38:39.880 i was just like i think we should be friends and how did it feel yeah but honestly it was it felt like

00:38:48.920 oh i could have just ghosted her it felt like that was like almost worse you know i feel bad

00:38:54.760 if she watches this because we're kind of like buddies now well it all worked out it all worked

00:38:59.440 out yeah that's my bud yeah that's my bud that's my friend that's my sister that's my biological

00:39:04.920 sister that's my literal biological sister i think we should just be friends to your sister

00:39:09.100 okay this next one also from georgia it says that you love to go to the ocean to commune with it and

00:39:17.340 journal i do talk to the ocean frequently yeah love that tells me things that's where my witchy

00:39:24.140 miss like i i talk i tell her stuff she tells me stuff and it's incredible and so you like when

00:39:32.480 people wrong you you're like i'm at the ocean yeah you fucked up i'm at the ocean no i'm like i need to

00:39:37.760 have a word with the ocean really quick like i need to go like stare at the moon talk to her

00:39:42.440 i love talking to the moon it's the best and i love that but it's like the ocean the moon it's like

00:39:47.340 it's like the same vibe yeah totally so and the moon controls the tide so explain that exactly

00:39:54.460 exactly how often do you go to the ocean um does it just depend on what you're going through

00:40:00.880 i've been there a lot recently so that explains you know my mental state um yeah but it's just

00:40:09.500 like a fucking long drive and like you have to plan like what time you're coming back because then you

00:40:15.780 get stuck in traffic and like i have to pee a lot and that's a problem like stopping to pee

00:40:20.560 it's just like it's hard but any body of water is nice but i'm not trying to go to like like i could

00:40:28.300 go to like silver lake reservoir but then i'll like run into every ex i've ever had like there

00:40:32.880 like i can't it's just it's just you gotta pick your battles yeah traffic or that shit yeah i ran i

00:40:40.340 ran into i can't i can't even call him an ex i i ran into someone i dated in college working security

00:40:46.040 at vidcon i swear to fucking god i swear it was great it was the worst thing ever like it it really

00:40:54.520 was like and what's worse is like obviously i'm at vidcon because i'm like that was my last year

00:40:59.940 doing it too because i was like i'm too old for this shit like at a certain point i was like yeah

00:41:03.580 i'm too old and um uh it was like the last day and my family wanted to go into those little like

00:41:10.260 lounges they have and it was like there was a youtube one and they give you like free stuff in

00:41:14.320 there like customized whatever so we're like oh let's go in that one and i was like okay and my

00:41:17.960 family like beat me there so it was just me my fiancee and my dad like walking up and um i was

00:41:24.100 like what's ironic is there was two security guards one of them my family knew because like we met him

00:41:30.040 in a work thing like years ago so we knew him and he was someone the other one not someone just someone

00:41:36.520 i dated in college what are the fucking odds yeah that those two guys are the only two guys working

00:41:41.380 security at that fucking door that's insane and so as we're walking up my sister called me as i was

00:41:46.300 walking there she goes dude you'll never fucking get to working security and she tells me about the

00:41:49.520 guy my family knows and i was like no way that's crazy okay we'll see you guys in a little hang up

00:41:54.360 as we're walking up the guy standing at the door i was like that guy looks kind of familiar but i have

00:41:59.160 terrible vision so like as we got closer i was like no fucking way dude no fucking way and then we

00:42:06.300 walked up it was like awkward obviously i haven't seen him in years and i was like hey like what

00:42:13.720 wait but what's your name on the door yeah my name was my that year the agency i was with at the time

00:42:18.880 was sponsoring so my face was blown up on fat heads so he was waiting for you all around this

00:42:24.580 fucking hotel i i think he knew like i think he knew i was obviously i think he knew but to some

00:42:28.520 extent and i walked i was like hey and he's like hey i was like what are you doing here and i realized

00:42:34.280 that's fucked up to ask because he's literally on the clock yeah which i didn't know i'm sure

00:42:37.600 this is security yeah he goes security and i go oh nice nice nice cool all right well this is my

00:42:45.600 dad this is my uh it was we were boyfriend girlfriend at the time i was like this is my

00:42:49.100 boyfriend pili i was like um this is so-and-so and i was like we went to college together and then

00:42:55.440 they shook hands and he goes yeah we went to college together and then i wanted to be like you shut

00:43:00.860 the fuck up yeah whatever the fuck you dated i don't know who the she's dead i killed her a long

00:43:05.860 time ago and i was like all right okay all right well we're just gonna head inside so we start

00:43:11.120 walking away and he tries to like reach in for a hug like this which i did not hug him when we walked up

00:43:17.360 so that seemed like a bold move and he went like this and then as his arm came this way i just like

00:43:22.540 grabbed the hand like this and i was like it's nice to see you dude it's nice to see you all right

00:43:26.840 have a nice night i walked inside my dad is the shyest person who's ever lived like literally ever

00:43:32.800 in a million years lived and so when we walked inside he goes that was the most humiliating thing

00:43:38.500 i've ever witnessed and i go oh me running into that motherfucker yeah my dad goes no the end and i

00:43:46.020 go what do you mean he goes the handshake and he was like i would kill myself

00:43:50.400 because it was so like all right like i shook his hand this high because he was trying to reach over

00:43:59.280 me and i was like all right take it easy you guys have a good night girl why would he even do that i

00:44:05.660 don't fucking know oh weird and then uh everyone like my family my team like all of them were like

00:44:11.080 and he was like fucking gross like a lot of them were telling dogging me out as if it's my fault he

00:44:16.320 aged poorly i said that's not on me actually yeah he didn't look like that yeah hey you know what

00:44:23.480 hey easy not too much on me now what the fuck so i get it not wanting to run into an ex it's terrible

00:44:30.180 oh my god yeah hopefully you don't run into them at vidcon if that ever happens for you i hope not

00:44:34.520 i hope not i hope not okay more fun facts about you it says you used to work as a specialist at

00:44:41.620 the apple store what what is georgia talking about no this one's not from georgia okay i was like

00:44:47.520 what why would she say that like okay yeah i did i'm gonna be honest i'm gonna be so honest

00:44:56.700 if i saw i i don't think you would be very helpful to me if i saw you in an apple store

00:45:00.700 i wasn't well i was selling oh it was sales okay i wasn't a genius okay

00:45:07.900 um but yeah people are weird and annoying like they just throw your phone their phone at you and

00:45:16.040 they're like fix it and i'd be like no like i was like being rude i don't think i could work like a

00:45:21.940 real job like i just because i don't know no old people loved me there right we would like kiki yeah

00:45:29.700 i'd show them how to play games on ipads like maybe like oh like that was fun but i don't know

00:45:35.780 people are just like weird and annoying also it was kind of like scary like well i was setting up

00:45:42.880 people's phones okay and that could be scary because if you do you can make the wrong move and like

00:45:48.880 delete everything i never did that but someone someone i knew did that that and they were like

00:45:55.320 something glitched and i don't know what happened scary but one time this guy like he gave me his

00:46:03.320 phone and he like just was acting like super normal about he's like can't get in like my phone like

00:46:08.540 i don't know the password is not working right gives me the phone look at it full nude is his

00:46:13.780 wallpaper like not of him like of a woman like pussy out like like like spread eagle like she's

00:46:20.700 getting a wax like full yeah like she's on the beach she was on the beach like spread everything's

00:46:29.280 out pubes out okay full bush summer no no it was it was a landing oh landing strip okay landing strip

00:46:36.760 but i'm like hi like you knew you were coming in here today right and like the whole thing was

00:46:43.220 like that he couldn't get in his phone but like a little disclaimer like ah this is a little embarrassing

00:46:47.960 this is he just didn't even mention it like i kind of just like act normal i was like okay like let

00:46:57.820 me call my supervisor over and i like wanted to like go in the back find him give him a little disclaimer

00:47:05.200 but as i was walking back we actually bumped into each other and i was and he was like very close

00:47:11.300 to the guy and i was like oh so we have to like we'd always have to be like what's your name and

00:47:16.860 so i like i don't remember his name peter i don't know i'm like peter needs some help with his phone but

00:47:21.820 i didn't have time to brief him on the wallpaper and so then i had to watch my manager like

00:47:26.240 straight face like oh yeah oh my heavens yeah people are fucking weird like what's wrong with

00:47:33.180 you fuck dude maybe he wanted you to react to it maybe that's why or maybe he's just so desensitized

00:47:39.340 to it maybe that's his kink yeah honestly i think he's like it's some pervy shit to do that

00:47:44.340 maybe i mean to have a full nude like bush out lips out everything like even taint like it's

00:47:51.700 there is a line i would say like even taint like even just tits would be awful but like at least like

00:48:00.000 a little more tasteful in that sense like in the sense of like framing and all of that i just mean

00:48:05.480 like full it looks like anatomy at that point like at that point no i was like this is like yeah like

00:48:11.900 this is educational yeah it's like like full like when you're showing someone something and

00:48:18.420 it's not sexual you're like can you please look and tell me if there's anything down there yeah it's

00:48:22.500 like it's like if you look up a picture like the anatomy of a vagina yeah it felt very medical no

00:48:28.080 it was medical yeah oh my god people were there another job that i had actually it was that i

00:48:34.360 worked at this agency that managed people's only fans accounts oh right and i would like sext

00:48:41.200 as these accounts you know what's funny i know a lot of like uh creators that do that on the side

00:48:47.400 that was what i was doing yeah i was doing that on the side like two years ago i know quite a few

00:48:51.720 people who do that it's a good side hustle and some a lot of them are gay men which i find so funny

00:48:56.760 okay period yeah like all day like these men have the weirdest kinks like there was this one

00:49:02.520 where he was like i'm like texting as this girl and i'm like how are you like sweetie and he's like

00:49:09.760 question have you ever um have you ever fainted and i was like i don't know i don't think so why

00:49:18.060 and he's like well i was hoping that you'd say yes and so i'm like trying to get money out of him

00:49:23.700 so i was like wait actually i remember that i did faint like one time and he was like for how many

00:49:30.260 seconds like and like what were you wearing he had like a fainting kink ew how do you even acquire

00:49:39.340 and what but i asked him and he told me that one time he passed out i don't remember i don't remember

00:49:46.280 how and then the conversation kept going he sent me a picture of him in a gas mask and then he was

00:49:52.020 like jacking himself can i like talk about that yes of course he was like jacking himself off like

00:49:56.880 with a gas mask and the way you're saying jacking himself off it's jerking off is that not a word

00:50:02.700 jack off yeah jerking yeah when you when you're actively me correct can you tell me to work out

00:50:08.340 me going like it's jerking off but jacking off is making me laugh because it's like talking about men

00:50:12.980 so that's why it's like you're like he was like doing a jack off yeah yeah and i'm like i don't

00:50:18.240 i don't know what you bitches call that i'm like jerk off jack off

00:50:22.100 how would i know you're like i'm the jack off messaging you so i guess we're all yeah

00:50:28.180 um okay he was jerking off jerking off yes thank you queen um he was jerking off in the gas in the gas

00:50:35.660 mask yeah was the gas mask just like to hide identity or did it have to do with the fainting no

00:50:40.100 wait he wanted to get to the point of like suffocation oh my suffocation kink yeah then there

00:50:48.360 was another guy who had like a like dick in a box okay situation like cage with a remote and i would

00:50:55.300 tell him like what to do okay with the remote like he puts his own dick in the box and it's like what

00:51:00.820 does it do to it does it stimulate it or does it no it hurts it like gets smaller and smaller and

00:51:06.040 smaller the box does wait so it gets small like it's squeezing it like houdini you know when houdini's

00:51:13.160 in like a thing like as the walls close in i'm gonna get out in three minutes yeah that was like his

00:51:18.860 dick yeah he comes out he has handcuffs uncuffed yeah and then you're just telling him to make it

00:51:28.720 smaller and smaller yeah like close in on it and they would they would send money for like me to

00:51:36.020 tell him to make it he he and why am i they theming i'm like um he would send money to for me to say

00:51:44.640 like make it smaller interesting yeah men are so easy and like weird yeah they're fucking weird i hate them

00:51:53.140 so upsetting yeah like when that man was harassing me uh recently the things that men would say like

00:52:05.240 they used to say seven years no ring and i would be like seven years no hvac certification right two

00:52:13.720 different problems right and so like i never gave a fuck because i'm like i'm confused because i thought

00:52:19.300 you guys fucking hated me so are you guys the way you're talking is like concerned girlfriends like

00:52:24.160 they're like and when's he gonna propose yeah like that's literally how y'all are talking my own

00:52:27.800 friends don't talk to me that way yeah because no one gives a fuck like but the other day i got a hate

00:52:32.500 comment this guy called me um he said like some bullshit like fucking ugly bitch and he said get

00:52:38.960 lost lizzo jr that's what he called me which like sure right like okay um and so i go and look at his

00:52:49.020 profile because i thought that was just like the worst insult in the world like they just they're never

00:52:53.520 good at it right yeah so i go and i look and in his bio it said that he's a an mba candidate like

00:53:00.420 he's currently pursuing an mba and he's going to graduate in two years right because he's 100 so

00:53:05.780 then i i message him back and i go it says you're so you're getting your mba what school do you go to

00:53:12.400 and do you think that they would like the fact that you're a random 50 year old man on instagram

00:53:16.980 harassing women because if not maybe i should ask them and let them know and the way this bitch wrote

00:53:24.580 me like eight dissertation comments the first thing he said was you're harassing me what first

00:53:32.780 thing he says is you're harassing me don't get yourself sued threatening to tell my fucking school

00:53:38.760 what the fuck is the matter with you like literally like lecturing me like it's like i told him to come

00:53:45.100 onto instagram.com and call me lizzo jr like i told you to fucking do that yeah like he's like you

00:53:51.680 made me you got in my head and you made me say i didn't even know i didn't know what i was doing

00:53:56.900 and he's like i'm literally a current candidate and you're threatening to tell my school and that's

00:54:02.660 harassment no it's not no it's not it's funny because it's not like quite literally speaking you

00:54:08.060 having a one-sided conversation with me that's harassment yeah and then i wrote back the fact that you

00:54:13.000 just started making shit up because you got so scared i was gonna tell your school yeah and he

00:54:17.440 was like i'm not scared i go then send me the name of the school and let's ask them what they think

00:54:20.660 about your funny jokes and then he blocked me love that yeah i also message wives quite often like and

00:54:26.940 girlfriends when i find a man saying awful shit to me i'll sometimes if it's public i'll comment

00:54:32.880 does your girl know that you like harassing women online or do you want me to tell her

00:54:36.500 yeah i had a kid block me almost immediately once like recently a couple days ago and another guy

00:54:41.880 dm'd me calling me a man right hilarious oh you're so funny yeah they're like get this you're a man

00:54:48.880 okay yeah anything else right and so i i screenshot it went on his profile found his wife found her

00:54:57.660 profile dm'd her said hey girl you don't know me but your man thinks it's funny to be transphobic on

00:55:03.940 instagram and if my man was walking around embarrassing me like that i would want to know

00:55:08.320 and then i said do with that information what you will she never messaged me back they almost never do

00:55:13.440 well that's what i was gonna like i feel like there are women who are like they know they know and they

00:55:21.300 don't care like they're like you're just kidding like they're like brainwashed too yeah no i'm sure

00:55:28.660 i've had one girl message me back and tell me i'm so embarrassed i'm so sorry like blah blah blah and i

00:55:33.540 just didn't respond right but other than that they just almost see almost immediately they either

00:55:37.460 block me or they just don't they read it and don't say anything yeah and then i never see their

00:55:42.180 man ever again on my shit which like if i found out my my grown ass partner was going and harassing

00:55:49.120 women by like what humiliating me yeah oh that's sad i feel like they're just like if you're dating a

00:56:00.560 man like that it's kind of like you know what i mean not to bring women down too yeah it depends

00:56:06.520 yeah that's why i said it really some of them do actually know and don't care i mean yeah come on

00:56:10.780 like come on girl because especially like the reason i'm saying that is because i've made videos

00:56:16.120 like making fun of i'm like making fun of the girls from my high school that support trump and

00:56:21.260 then i have like women in my comments like making fun of me and i'm like i've had that it's like those

00:56:27.380 women are like the ones who eat shit from men yeah and then they're like not me i can take a joke and

00:56:32.980 i was like where's the joke yeah because they're like they're the boys girl yeah you know on saturdays

00:56:38.380 yeah not me i love that joke i love that joke and i'm gonna drink a beer with the boys you know

00:56:45.420 touch my butt and buy me pizza that's all i need

00:56:48.640 me and days

00:56:52.280 me and days have this this bit that we said before we were like boobs beer football that's all i need

00:57:03.940 no like that's my impersonation of a pick me no yeah me boobs beer and ball that's all i need

00:57:10.980 boobs beer trucker hat and my best friends and it's just like the most like gross men you've ever

00:57:18.540 seen your life drinking monsters yeah the most disgusting and then they all have stickers on

00:57:22.660 their car that say river rat hey or like they love a river men men and women like that like they

00:57:30.560 love a river yeah they love a river they love to congregate around a river i don't know what that

00:57:34.880 is but it's beer river captain morgan straw hats bud light yeah america exactly i have uh oh another

00:57:48.980 fun fact one of your tiktok videos inspired julia fox to publicly come out but apparently now she's

00:57:55.280 saying she's not lesbian anymore really so i don't know but we shall see but you did inspire her

00:58:01.400 i mean i yeah i was like i love when i see what did i say a straight girl no a lesbian with her boyfriend

00:58:10.460 um and i'm like you're clearly like come on like you're a lesbian um and it's always like the girls

00:58:20.400 who like hate their boyfriend shut up like you disgust me or like talking about how their boyfriend

00:58:27.420 like he's just so he smells all the time he's so hairy and i'm like you're a lesbian like um and then

00:58:35.540 she stitched it what did she even say she was like yeah i was that girl or something and she came out

00:58:41.880 but apparently now i don't know i think she redacted it recently man uh audiences that you were on an

00:58:51.720 improv team in boulder called katherine my wife who

00:58:55.140 katherine my wife no comment i have nothing to say about that i like did you like improv

00:59:04.500 i think going to school the university of colorado and being on an improv team there

00:59:11.760 was actually you were getting bullied in school torture like i don't think there's anything worse

00:59:18.320 than being surrounded by the type of people who go to that school and also do improv like it's like

00:59:25.480 the most like whitest granola i was just about to say like teva wearing

00:59:32.720 slack line loving so they love a slack line they love a slack line they do and like a bag of cashews

00:59:42.040 get unsalted almonds get the fuck out of my face like they made me so mad like they're like

00:59:50.320 like cosplaying being poor like obsessed with that and they come from like generational wealth

00:59:56.640 yeah they're like very wealthy and they're wearing like vans with holes in them like to be trendy like

01:00:02.420 i literally hate you like they and they like oh my god they and like they only listen to like

01:00:10.340 arctic monkeys and like i got there but just that one song the do do i want to know song right

01:00:17.660 just that one no literally and it was just like it was literally torture it was so bad but honestly

01:00:25.000 that was like my villain arc because i was on a team with like a lot of like guys who made me feel

01:00:31.400 really unfunny and i was like oh i'm not funny and then then i was like i had something to prove

01:00:37.120 after that that just like a little fire under my ass but just so embarrassing like but it's true

01:00:42.800 whatever works you know yeah whatever gets you to believe in yourself i love that men you're like

01:00:47.200 that's not true yeah you're like that didn't happen they were trying to make you feel unfunny

01:00:53.620 on purpose i'm assuming uh yeah and they just like don't like like want a woman to speak ever

01:01:01.940 like it was like we'd like start a scene and have you seen did you watch the office yes of course

01:01:09.360 it's like literally michael scott in the improv like where he's like he keeps like having a gun

01:01:15.480 i just made that joke last episode i'm not even kidding oh really i brought that up too yeah yeah

01:01:19.100 it's like that it's like they won't stop like or it's like every scene you get into they're like

01:01:24.420 like i could say anything like if i started the scene and i was like oh like it's so nice out

01:01:31.700 they'd be like yeah what's gonna be really nice is when you're in this jail cell for the rest of your

01:01:37.100 life like they want to like always be like the bigger like a powerful person always like always

01:01:44.020 the power dynamic yeah well guess what i just shot you in the head and you're like why yeah

01:01:48.360 the scene just started no literally they're like good thing you're gonna be in shackles forever i'm like

01:01:54.560 what are you talking about like i literally was like it's so nice out today like good thing you're

01:02:02.160 gonna be behind bars like okay thanks and then i get tapped out by someone else

01:02:08.820 and it's a new scene where they're like in the prison and i'm just like not involved

01:02:14.440 great thanks thanks guys love it i'm getting in a lot of good reps let's keep going yeah

01:02:21.640 like every time i'm in a scene i'm immediately getting tapped out by another man

01:02:25.240 thank you thanks like we just need you to set that up for us well now i'm gonna put you in a

01:02:32.320 ford nelson now what no literally now what you're under arrest yeah get on the ground every time or

01:02:38.680 like you're i'm like oh like i'm so hungry and they're like well this is detention and there's no

01:02:44.100 food allowed here i'm like stop every time i was like stop

01:02:50.720 immediately getting tapped out

01:02:54.880 no literally so it's only men in the scene yeah they hated me okay

01:03:01.900 i'm literally like i don't i feel like i'm gonna cry because i'm laughing because i'm picturing you

01:03:08.480 going all right like just backing up and then they do the whole scene 20 minutes without you

01:03:15.340 and it's so it's like some like two six foot tall gingers

01:03:19.180 like there's one like blonde guy with a bowl cut and toms

01:03:27.020 and they're like making me feel unfunny it was like i didn't get the fuck out of here

01:03:33.600 say uh coney 2012 fucking bracelet no literally i heart boobies bracelet literally go fuck yourself

01:03:40.900 i hate you as soon as they tap you out they're like thank god we came into the all men's prison

01:03:48.140 i'm like i'm a man now and they're like no you're not

01:04:02.180 they're like and guess what i killed you yeah thank god we got rid of that fake man

01:04:07.440 right well now you're dead now you're nothing

01:04:10.580 oh my god literally that's so funny

01:04:13.540 two six foot tall gingers

01:04:16.680 that's it that's true

01:04:19.320 ginger just love improv that's very true

01:04:23.420 and like oh my god in acid like they would like come into like our improv like time and they'd be

01:04:31.120 like i just tripped so tripped for 36 hours last night in my dorm room like i literally hope you die

01:04:36.920 by the way this acid's only for men

01:04:42.460 and then they tap you out and you're like all right

01:04:46.120 yeah i know did you even experience improv they kept tapping you out um sometimes well when we had

01:04:53.940 the shows i would really shine obviously because then because there's an audience and they can't

01:04:59.340 force you out they couldn't force me out that's when i felt like i i really belonged and that's

01:05:04.940 why you're like you bitches aren't funny i'm yeah literally fuck you men are not funny in many

01:05:09.960 many ways like there are many men that tried to like like for example the one that was harassing

01:05:16.300 me recently a lot of you like his fucking cucks that follow him they came to my shit and they're

01:05:22.920 like aren't you gonna fucking respond to what right fat jokes like what would you like me to say to

01:05:29.320 that like yeah hey good job like yeah and like the fat jokes he literally said um i'm built like a

01:05:37.360 redwood tree see how no one laughed like it's not funny like there's not and that's the thing

01:05:44.340 about me is like you're gonna resort to bigotry every single time because that's all you fucking

01:05:49.000 have but at least make it count like if you're gonna go to that well go for real like if you're

01:05:53.720 gonna offend me at least be funny like when i made fun of matt rife um i like in his terrible fucking

01:06:01.440 stand-up when i made fun of that shit i literally was fielding comments from men and women mostly men

01:06:07.660 but a lot of women too saying like you just don't get comedy that happened to me too because i made a

01:06:12.180 video about him yeah i i know i understand it i yeah it's not good like you're not listening to me

01:06:17.100 like i i'm saying the joke is ass like have you considered that like yeah and i even said the jokes

01:06:22.660 that he said you could find on your racist white uncle's facebook page and there would be like a

01:06:28.760 minion behind it like you have you have fucked up jokes about beating women and there's like two

01:06:33.280 minions behind it going like this like yeah like literally like you could find that shit anywhere

01:06:38.920 like the shit's not funny like it's not like you think i've never heard an offensive joke in my life

01:06:43.800 like ever yeah um and i also called them miss juvederm and i think a lot of women got pissed off at

01:06:49.140 me about that yeah but i you know sorry he's he's scary i wouldn't want to see him like at

01:06:57.580 like in a dark room at night i'd be scared yeah talk about having a shroom trip that makes you sob

01:07:03.180 yeah literally like those eyes would like really get me they would really freak me out bring you to

01:07:11.360 tears men are so not funny and last fun fact you played flag football in high school and how was that

01:07:19.680 that was gay yeah yeah it had to be right it was pretty gay it was fun

01:07:28.280 love these facts what position did you play i played i was a receiver okay nice and i was um

01:07:39.780 i played defense the one that's in the back a safety i was a safety okay not sure it was fun i actually

01:07:46.520 corner it's either or yeah it was fun i like permanently one of my middle fingers is like

01:07:53.620 the nail bed is like this one's wider because one time my finger got stuck in this girl's like

01:08:01.220 thong like because i was like pulling her flag and then and we were like both stuck and it was like

01:08:06.160 this purple was it weird that i remember it it was just no i think it's more obvious that you were

01:08:11.500 gay i was like this purple lacy thong and we were both stuck there with it and i was like

01:08:16.060 ah you're grabbing a flag why are you grabbing a thong it just happened is she wearing it on the

01:08:21.040 outside of her shorts it would just it happened so fast it was just a big like balling it up like

01:08:27.000 that and then my nail like because it like cut off i don't know i don't know like cut off the

01:08:32.540 circulation and then it was stuck and we had to get it off hey i'm not mad about it if i'm gonna be

01:08:37.680 stuck anywhere purple lacy thong let's do it i hope it's right here no i actually was like i

01:08:42.280 couldn't even make eye contact with her i was like i'm so sorry i don't i don't know what happened

01:08:45.660 like i was like like mumbling under my breath like really fast i got really nervous because it felt

01:08:52.280 like like a predator but i did how could you do that no how could i plan that you were in the heat

01:08:57.660 of the moment obviously you were trying to get that flag totally happy accident totally

01:09:02.680 you're trying to paint it like i liked it i wasn't i just meant like was she wearing her underwear on

01:09:09.580 the outside of her shorts like i didn't know how that happened but i get what you mean because it's

01:09:13.360 like waist so or like yeah i think that her shirt wasn't tucked in oh okay you need to have your shirt

01:09:19.960 tucked in ladies ladies listen up have your shirt tucked in um no but it's fine i don't know what

01:09:26.220 else to say like i was a captain senior year perfect i there's like leagues here and i'm like

01:09:36.560 i actually like i think there's like they're taking too seriously like i wouldn't be able to do it like

01:09:43.440 i think it'd be really like i think they're like going out there like black under their eyes like

01:09:49.320 you're like i just want to i just kind of want to fuck around i don't really want to like play

01:09:53.220 throw it catch it i think you're just describing catch i think that's what you're describing i don't

01:09:59.380 know if i can i don't know the last time i ran me either to be honest i mean i have been in the gym

01:10:06.280 nice because i'm like two months out of a breakup so i'm like at the gym like training like i'm training

01:10:13.340 for like the fucking apocalypse like i'm like on the treadmill like fucking losing my mind

01:10:18.240 so maybe i could now actually join a flag football team yeah yeah that would be like your version of

01:10:24.140 getting bangs after a breakup you said getting getting banged because they're all gay like i'm

01:10:29.940 a 50 year old man you guys want to bang or what break your hymen at

01:10:36.900 flag football you had your first blood at flag football

01:10:42.340 you're gonna get banged that's the dumbest like that's the most old people shit ever

01:10:50.660 yeah i feel like that's something like that's how i feel like when my dad sometimes my dad goes

01:10:55.260 it was some chick it's just such like an old man way to describe right women like that's how i feel

01:11:01.520 about the word bang bang the two of you i'm like yeah you guys gonna go get banged yeah no that's

01:11:07.620 you getting bangs after a break a breakup and said you joined a flag football team totally you could

01:11:12.660 totally do that that's like that's so hey mamas yeah that's like hey mamas getting bangs okay yeah

01:11:19.960 i mean yeah maybe it will sure why not yeah right now i'm just like 12 330 in the boots

01:11:26.840 i love the fucking walking at an incline i love that shit i love it i just i just like

01:11:34.760 have my whole life on there except there's this i was telling my friends earlier that there's this

01:11:39.360 guy that keeps coming and he always picks the one right next to me i fucking hate men like

01:11:45.660 there are so many open ones he picks the one right next to me he stretches like puts his foot

01:11:52.380 all the way on the top of the like the thing where his foot is in my face and then the whole

01:11:58.020 time he runs his sweat drips onto me because it's dripping everywhere and then he's rapping really

01:12:03.760 loud like to his music right and i'm just like what's like wrong like how are you not realizing that

01:12:12.360 your sweat is on me so now i've started like he comes and he comes next to me and just immediately

01:12:16.340 leave and go to another one yeah you have to but i feel kind of like bad but like that he's gonna

01:12:23.960 like feel insecure like why do i yeah i couldn't know i'm not following no that's you that's you

01:12:31.320 being empathetic like women overcompensate by being empathetic like that no i think that's the only way

01:12:36.460 to do it as soon as he gets on you move and then you're like yeah catch the hint eventually otherwise

01:12:41.320 i'm gonna have to say something no literally because i'm like what's wrong like how do you

01:12:46.840 not realize that your sweat is like dripping onto me i genuinely believe if he's done it multiple

01:12:52.480 times at this point like he's trying to get your attention no i think that men don't have social

01:12:58.640 cues no that is also very true like socially inept i think he like doesn't even realize what are the

01:13:04.480 odds though that he always picks the one next to you specifically i don't think this guy wants me

01:13:08.700 it doesn't it i don't think i'm just it doesn't have to be sexual i'm saying like he could be like

01:13:14.200 maybe he thinks like you're gonna give him his big break if he's rapping next to you maybe he thinks

01:13:19.980 you're a famous producer or something he wants attention to some extent either he wants either

01:13:24.580 whether it's sexual or just generally yeah men don't do shit like that by accident like if he's

01:13:29.680 picking the one next to you multiple fucking times every time girl it's on purpose it's for a reason

01:13:34.300 i don't know stop you need to stop hey you need to fucking knock it off how's that genuinely he

01:13:41.620 needs to stop i i went to the gym years ago this was like i went to like a 24-hour fitness um my man

01:13:48.660 was uh working there at the time but he wasn't there so i went like after work and i was working

01:13:53.800 out it was really crowded and there was this old ass man when i say old bitch like two steps from the

01:14:00.840 grave old like fucking old like he had he had like a cloud of old smoke around him like that's how he

01:14:06.360 looked he was that fucking old he was walking around like there was like they always have like

01:14:10.700 a big turf area or whatever i was kind of moving on the turf mostly and then using the machines like

01:14:15.680 lining the turf and he kept changing machines so he could stare directly at me but behind me almost

01:14:23.740 every time so i told myself that could be coincidence and he's also senile so who knows right like

01:14:30.040 i was giving myself a pep talk because that was transparently years ago and i was a lot crazier

01:14:35.840 before this like when i was in my early 20s bitch like i was nuts so sometimes people are like oh did

01:14:40.920 men like fuck with you all the time and that's why no they knew not to fuck with me like i was and

01:14:46.640 that's not a good thing i grew out of it in a lot of ways but anyways he kept bothering me like

01:14:51.060 following me that shit and i got so fucking sick of it that i turned around the last time he did it i was

01:14:56.800 like if he does it one more fucking time i'm gonna embarrass him and then he went directly behind me

01:15:02.000 again and he was also like never putting weight on had no phone out no headphones and he would just

01:15:06.400 like like he was using it as a chair he wasn't even trying to use the machine yeah and the last

01:15:11.520 time he did it i turned around and i was like what do you want do you fucking need something like why are

01:15:17.080 you following me and then he was going like hmm like he didn't understand and i walked right up to

01:15:22.560 him and i said do you have a fucking problem why do you keep following me and then he was just

01:15:27.360 looking at me he's like oh uh oh my name is um so it's like tries to introduce himself to me and i

01:15:32.320 go i don't give a fuck what your name is and i said follow me again i'm gonna beat the shit out of

01:15:36.320 you and i'm so serious i'm gonna beat the fucking shit out of you if you follow me one more time

01:15:39.440 i'm gonna push you over and i'm gonna beat the shit out of you how's that i literally was telling

01:15:42.960 him i was gonna beat the shit out of i don't condone it listen do as i say not as i do but i did that

01:15:47.920 shit i caused a huge fucking scene and then i just went home like i got my prius and i drove home

01:15:53.280 after that i was like ruined my whole workout bitch and then when i'm picturing you saying that to like

01:15:58.880 some like a senile guy with like liver spots like diabetes socks and i literally was threatening i was

01:16:07.420 like i swear to god if you do it one more time i'm gonna beat the shit out of you i'm so badass i'm

01:16:12.000 serious about that and then he like knew like he knew i was being for real because after i did that

01:16:16.820 shit i went back to my station and he just stood up and walked out of the gym didn't say anything

01:16:21.200 again no phone no keys no wallet how'd you even fucking get here he was a figment of your imagination

01:16:26.680 imagine imagine it's me that that vine of the lady on the bus when she's going like

01:16:31.340 and there's nobody there like imagine i wouldn't be surprised yeah people just see you being i'm

01:16:38.400 gonna beat the fuck you're talking to an empty chair yeah oh my god that's funny i wouldn't be

01:16:45.600 surprised well we had a lot of fun yeah did you have a lot of fun i had fun did you enjoy your fun

01:16:51.680 facts yeah i i mean it's better than like i'm glad i got to say things on a podcast that wasn't me

01:16:59.620 talking about like having an anxious attachment like i'm i'm happy for you too i'm glad that didn't

01:17:04.080 happen there were like new fun facts to be had that's that's fun there's more to you than just

01:17:09.160 anxious attachment ideology there's far more to you than that for the two people that maybe don't know

01:17:15.040 who you are because obviously i'm frequented by lesbians so they all know you um where can

01:17:19.580 everybody find you you can find me at mgracedog on tiktok instagram that's it

01:17:27.500 do you have anything else you want to promote um if you're in la can watch me do stand up follow me

01:17:34.640 on instagram so you can see what i'm gonna do stand up yes grayson is very fucking funny obviously

01:17:40.900 as you can see are you enjoying stand up do you like it i do love i like like it yeah i like way

01:17:46.920 more than improv uh yeah i just need to do it more yeah i need to do it more but i do really like it

01:17:52.900 i think you're killing it thank you i think you're doing the best you can with the help of the moon

01:17:57.320 in the ocean that's all we can ask for that's all we can do yeah with with his strength with his

01:18:04.060 in his name in his name we pray amen he him

01:18:08.160 and he his name

01:18:11.060 he his name we pray he who sees all period love that for us thank you all so much for joining us

01:18:19.600 on this episode of the comment section show thank you so much to my amazing guest grayson

01:18:23.500 for those of you that watch the comment section don't forget new episodes drop every wednesday

01:18:27.820 the audio can be streamed on all platforms with the video list for free and exclusively on our

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01:18:36.160 you and i'll see you next week bye

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The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - September 24, 2025

LOWKEY KINDA CHILL Ft. Gracin (@emgracedawg) ｜ Episode 188

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