The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - MAKE SURE THEY TIP YOU FIRST Ft. Cass Holland

00:00:00.000 thinking of this older guy i would guess he's probably probably 70 um i thought i had him i

00:00:06.440 thought i would i thought i made the transaction without any touching at all yeah i'm like getting 0.99

00:00:11.480 everything together getting his change all of a sudden he pops up right here his fucking peanuts 0.98

00:00:15.740 flying hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me 0.98

00:00:28.480 drew everybody knows me at who cares about me on to the guest today we have the hilarious the

00:00:33.720 beautiful the iconic cass holland welcome to the show thank you so much for having me i'm so happy

00:00:42.460 to have you she came all the way from vegas on the golf cart can you believe it drove it right up 0.99

00:00:47.360 parked it right outside how are you made her a drink this morning yeah period made me a drink 1.00

00:00:52.900 tipped her well everyone who's listening tip your fucking servers your drink girls your bottle 1.00

00:00:58.220 girls how you been babe i'm good you know just soaking in the california vibes i'm happy to be 0.99

00:01:03.580 here i guess how uh has content creating been for you lately i've kind of had a love hate relationship

00:01:11.860 with it um it's a lot and what a lot of people don't realize is that i'm actually doing a job

00:01:19.740 while i'm making videos so it's kind of like doing two jobs at once yes it's exhausting i bet

00:01:24.880 mm-hmm and it's hard to balance both um especially when like customers are coming up to you and i'm

00:01:31.200 like i'm trying to say something to the camera you're like oh sorry hold on what yeah while you're

00:01:36.680 out here sometimes it feels like that but um i wouldn't have it any other way i love what i do

00:01:41.820 period i followed you for a long time really we've been mutuals for a minute girl we have we have

00:01:46.840 and now we're finally together look at us we're soulmates we've lined up today i'm so curious though like

00:01:53.920 what i know you just you you were telling me how you moved to vegas a while like a while ago right

00:01:58.700 about six years yeah okay and you said that was like a dream place for you to live period you making

00:02:03.960 your dreams come true how'd you get into the uh into being a cart girl i'm so curious okay it's

00:02:09.900 kind of a long story so buckle up um okay so 2020 happened i um at the time i was still somewhat

00:02:18.440 new to vegas so i didn't really have like an official job i was working a lot of conventions

00:02:22.860 and just picking up anything i could any like you know atmosphere model anything yeah um so all of

00:02:30.460 that obviously went out the window when the pandemic hit and as we all were like i was super depressed

00:02:36.460 at home not doing anything um and a lot of my friends were doing like photo shoots still for

00:02:41.520 instagram content whatever yeah um and one of my friends invited me to her photo shoot i'm like well

00:02:48.820 i'm not doing anything else so we go and the location is at like this guy's house he has like

00:02:54.020 this big house with like a beautiful backyard um like a pool with a waterfall he has like an in-ground

00:03:00.640 trampoline um like mini putt there too so i was like yeah and he was there so like he's like hanging

00:03:08.520 out talking to us um and i like ask about like the mini putt i'm like oh like do you golf or whatever

00:03:14.200 i have no like i don't know how golf works or whatever yeah and he's like yeah so we start

00:03:20.560 talking about that he's saying like what course he works at and like i start saying like how i don't

00:03:25.260 have a job and somehow it just came about and he's like they're actually looking for a car girl

00:03:30.020 yeah and i was like i don't know what that is i don't care but i need a job like yes i'll do it i

00:03:35.260 don't care if it's like minimum wage like i need a job yeah so um he like introduces me and everything

00:03:42.700 and for some reason like even though it's called cart girl i thought i was going to be like on a

00:03:47.840 bicycle with like the cart trailer behind me but i was so down like i was ready for it yeah um i went

00:03:55.940 to the interview and they were like oh yeah like it was so easy like you just have to know someone

00:04:00.160 and um i started i had like two one and a half days of training and i was on my own like super

00:04:08.500 simple so you got it yeah yeah it was probably like a year before i even posted my first video

00:04:15.200 yeah that was gonna be my next question was like how did you start documenting it like what made you

00:04:19.360 want to start doing that yeah so at about like i don't know maybe six months of working there i brought

00:04:26.260 in um a friend who also had lost her job and uh we were on the cart together and she was really into

00:04:32.680 tiktok she liked to do like the dances so she would want me to do like the dance ones like on the course

00:04:37.380 in our cart girl outfits and she's like like why don't you why don't you do it and i'm like yeah like

00:04:42.680 why don't i do it but i wasn't really into the like the trends i wanted to like vlog and i loved my job

00:04:49.540 i wanted everyone to like my family and stuff to see what i was doing out here yeah and like people just

00:04:55.960 were really into it and it caught on they liked my outfits they liked my drinks so yeah and now

00:05:01.500 look at you personalized golf cart and everything i know it's so crazy that's very exciting how how's

00:05:07.720 life on the course like have you learned a lot of lessons oh yeah yeah well i've been in the service

00:05:14.720 industry industry since i was like 19 so like okay the guys it wasn't anything new to me i'm

00:05:21.880 but they're big creepy weirdos yeah that's pretty standard for them and no matter what industry

00:05:26.880 you work in they're gonna be weirdo it's true absolutely but um yeah i i'm friends with a lot

00:05:35.180 of them which is surprising they're not all that i'm like okay you know you're not all creepy but

00:05:40.300 yeah um you know there's like levels to creepiness yeah you're like that's a creepy that i will never

00:05:46.380 talk to again yeah that's a creepy i'm gonna avoid that's a creepy i can make peace with like

00:05:51.300 you're like he paid he tips well and he's not horrible yeah i can put up with it yeah you got

00:05:56.560 to do those like customer service laughs when he makes those weird comments and you're like okay

00:06:01.660 all right all right you have like um some of the guys that are like the dad vibe like they will

00:06:08.460 never cross that line yeah they're never a weirdo yeah um then you have like

00:06:13.120 a lot of the out of towners are where it like gets bad because really they're just in town they 0.97

00:06:19.140 don't give a shit yeah feel uncomfortable they're just gonna leave the next day especially in vegas 0.97

00:06:23.740 the bachelor parties the worst the worst oh god i can only imagine yeah did you know that um 0.99

00:06:31.480 they have scavenger hunts like they make their vegas trip is like a scavenger hunt

00:06:38.360 no i did not for bachelors yeah and they want to like cross off like stuff on the list um okay oh

00:06:45.660 okay yeah i have seen that they're like oh when i go i want to like put a dollar in a stripper's thong

00:06:51.180 or like like shit like that or like the movie sleepover have you ever seen that movie yeah there 0.99

00:06:55.780 you go that's them they're living that okay well that's where they got it clearly they got it from 0.98

00:07:00.720 sleepover starring alexa vega clearly they did clearly they got it from there but they're like oh like

00:07:06.180 one of us has to like see the cart girl's boobs or like sleep with the cart girl i'm like 0.96

00:07:10.740 i didn't sign up for this no oh okay um no go back home they're like see see your boobs and they're 1.00

00:07:19.440 like can you show me your boobs while you're on the job because i have i have to cross something 0.98

00:07:23.780 off the list i'm like this is actually worse for you they're not great i'd say the opposite they're 0.97

00:07:30.300 they would you couldn't handle looking at my boobs that's what i'd say i'd be like i lift my shirt up

00:07:35.120 you turn a stone like medusa headlights on you know what i'm saying i wish i had that that would

00:07:39.800 be great me too i'd flash people all the time i wish i had like the you know you can get like

00:07:45.740 nipple surgery to make them look like hearts oh yeah i have seen that i want that then i would do it

00:07:51.020 then i'd be like yeah yeah you're not even in the battle now they're worth taking a picture yeah

00:07:54.780 actually put everyone pull your cameras out by the way he's like can you flash me on the job that's 0.63

00:08:00.600 insane heart-shaped nipples would be crazy i also i'm curious what like when they ask you are they 0.73

00:08:06.380 being serious are they like being dead serious okay so last time it happened because there's 0.91

00:08:11.060 multiple times but um it seemed like the shyest guy in the group like came over and he was like

00:08:16.780 hey like i'm really scared to ask you this but we do have a scavenger hunt going on and i was

00:08:22.360 wondering if you could help me with something on the list i'm like what if you're like i can't hear

00:08:27.180 you what'd you say you started oh yeah sorry yeah what'd you say he comes over he's like he has

00:08:32.900 his hands in his pockets he's kicking the ground he's like i don't want to have to ask you it knock 1.00

00:08:37.460 it off you're asking me to show you my fucking tits knock it off well it's like if you're over here 1.00

00:08:42.020 uncomfortable asking it like the fuck do you think i'm going through i'm so uncomfortable 1.00

00:08:46.640 oh my friends i'm so sorry um they want me to assault you i'm so sorry oh i hate when my friends 0.98

00:08:55.100 do that to me what an insane thing and they're so serious too it just makes it so much more weird

00:09:01.520 when they're whispering i'm like do i whisper back no no thank you i'll show you later how much are you

00:09:09.900 gonna tip me do you ever like turn it into a tip you're like i don't know how much you're gonna tip

00:09:15.420 me they tip it's more of like uh you made me so uncomfortable you got to make up for that like

00:09:19.820 bring the money on period and do they usually yeah yeah you're like oh yeah you got me or like

00:09:26.220 oh my god your friend like is so embarrassing they're like i don't want to be in the embarrassing

00:09:30.700 group like here's more money period look at that women in stem women in stem they're like oh your 0.98

00:09:36.480 friend would be your friend's a fucking weirdo and they're like i know i i told him not to ask you 0.99

00:09:41.500 and then they tip you heavy it's so true what's the what's the worst like people you've ever had to 0.99

00:09:46.980 serve like or group or party or whatever like one that sticks out in your hand you're like that if

00:09:51.460 that ever happened to me again i'd quit this job oh my gosh okay so this is actually

00:09:58.700 i mean some of them like i'm so traumatized that like i don't remember yeah you block it out you're

00:10:05.660 that's your brain protecting you right yeah um but okay i didn't want to bring this up but it's

00:10:10.060 it was actually a woman no way yeah oh okay it was like um a team actually oh gotcha gotcha gotcha

00:10:18.380 gotcha so i'm just doing like my cart girl thing i pull up to this group and how golf works it's like

00:10:25.940 there's four some so like two in each car and if you are just by yourself or like just two of you or

00:10:32.280 whatever you can get paired up with another group that's just there too that you don't know

00:10:36.120 okay so um i built to like these two guys that i already know like i met them before and then

00:10:42.280 there's um a guy and a girl and their kid okay and um i was like that's hard i have like the normal

00:10:51.140 interaction with my regulars yeah and then the next cart pulls up and already the guy is wearing

00:10:58.540 a shirt that says i love my hot wife so don't get any ideas oh okay so we have that shirt on

00:11:05.360 and like we're at the golf course there's only one other girl out here the cart girl yeah are you

00:11:12.640 wearing that shirt for me hey don't even think about it this guy is a solid three don't even think 0.89

00:11:21.020 about it bitch there was no i you're like i'm good so right right yeah and i'm like do i acknowledge 1.00

00:11:29.200 this no i'm not yeah yeah so i don't say anything i act normal i do my oh what can i get you like 0.97

00:11:34.920 super nice um and the kid is being obnoxious because that's what happens when you bring a kid

00:11:40.820 to the golf course um and they get like chips and candy for the kid the kid like already rips into it

00:11:47.200 is already eating it yeah and then um like i give them the total oh we forgot our cash okay i can take

00:11:53.660 a card yeah first card doesn't work second card doesn't work oh okay i'll pay for it and like you

00:11:59.200 can venmo me yeah she doesn't know the email for her venmo oh how convenient and so crazy how that

00:12:05.580 works this whole like transaction of her trying to log in to her venmo takes like 20 to 30 minutes so

00:12:11.700 i fully know that i'm losing money by sitting there sticking around but oh no we're in this i'm winning

00:12:17.180 yeah yeah you're i actually i've i've clocked out i'm doing this for the rest of the day and she's just

00:12:22.560 like giving me an attitude i'm like but you wanted it you're like you owe me money girl i'm not like

00:12:29.180 hanging out with you right like this is how this works yeah um so finally yeah i think he venmoed me

00:12:36.660 and i mean like obviously no tip i wasn't even expecting that yeah at this point just give me my

00:12:42.120 money so i can leave this is a waste of my time and i think it was like 12 dollars

00:12:45.840 she's like it's literally only 12 like why can't you just let me have it yeah and i'm like okay had

00:12:54.320 you gone about this a little differently maybe didn't wear the shirt maybe i feel a little like

00:12:58.640 oh i'll get it it's on me yeah it's the fact that they were so unbelievably unbearable yeah you know

00:13:05.440 what's crazy the one time i was in the service industry and i've said this many times but like i

00:13:09.600 truly believe like people in the service industry and teachers are so underpaid it's insane like those

00:13:14.900 are the hardest jobs i've ever had was being a server and so like i've often said to the worst

00:13:20.720 customer i ever had was an old woman um but her and her husband would come literally i think like 0.99

00:13:27.620 once a week they always came on fridays and the first time they came in my boss was like oh yeah

00:13:32.880 you know like by the way that couple they of course they gave them to me because i was new

00:13:38.200 and he's like they're kind of hard to serve and i'm like okay and he's like they always have a 0.99

00:13:43.580 coupon we don't give out coupons i don't know where the fuck this bitch is getting a coupon but 1.00

00:13:48.760 she always has one and it's like 60 off and it's like fine dining like it's literally a high-end 0.98

00:13:55.160 steakhouse that i'm working in and i'm like they don't have coupons and i was like and you just let

00:14:00.080 her give it and he goes yeah and then i give her the total and i tell her that's 60 off and it's not

00:14:04.720 it's like the full and she's just like 100 years old and doesn't know so i go and i serve them and

00:14:10.120 she was a terror like she was the worst customer i've ever had i was she was making me run back 1.00

00:14:16.860 and forth a million times and i remember at the very end of the night she asked me she goes can i

00:14:21.780 ask you a question and i'm like oh god i was like yeah sure she goes on this whole spiel about how

00:14:26.520 like you know why do you always serve him like you serve him before me like you know that's so

00:14:32.600 misogynistic and i'm like you're talking to okay like she's just lecturing me about misogyno

00:14:39.300 oh my gosh and she's 100 years old so she was alive when it was created and i was like okay

00:14:43.900 and then after her 10 minute spiel i literally was like okay well i'm so sorry that uh you're upset

00:14:52.200 and i upset you and i was like but i have to serve in the order that i take the orders so each seat is

00:14:59.740 numbered so it's like one two three four and i have to serve one two three four other seats yeah i was 0.88

00:15:04.680 like sit in one bitch and then i'll serve you first like and she was like oh and i go yeah so 1.00

00:15:10.560 any other questions or and then no tip what are the odds like no fucking tip the worst you know why 0.99

00:15:18.840 i think maybe like the female interactions are the ones that get to us most is because men we expect it 1.00

00:15:25.340 from them period to be honest and it's like it's just so much more evil to me when it's yeah i would 0.93

00:15:31.900 have had your back yeah girl i think the same shit and honestly like male customers like they are so 0.98

00:15:37.640 fucking horrible like i remember uh i grew a real big beef with australian men back then and i've 1.00

00:15:43.840 fucked them up many times now but that's because they are the worst customers in the world like 0.99

00:15:48.980 like especially at restaurants and they never fucking tip even though they know and if it like 0.99

00:15:56.240 your custom is different like you don't tip and i'll show you okay fine but they can't like they'll 0.96

00:16:00.580 sit there for hours and i'm like i'm losing money on tips and shit and you're drinking they they run up 0.97

00:16:05.860 a huge bill because they have to drink and then no tip like literally zero fucking dollars every time 0.98

00:16:11.600 that's insane i don't think i've ever waited on an australian man now that i think oh good good 0.97

00:16:18.660 consider yourself lucky cast because they are awful i don't know what's in the water over there but 0.93

00:16:24.300 they are some of the most misogynistic men i've ever come across or australian misogyny in the 0.90

00:16:28.680 water yeah literally it's instead of lead it's literally misogyny instead of glitter what's the 0.96

00:16:34.940 what's the like creepiest or weirdest like group you've ever had to serve

00:16:39.640 it's hard because it's daily it's hard to like pick one that's truly awful yeah yeah because they're

00:16:47.200 all awful they always want to like just get too close and like touch you and stuff but i want to

00:16:53.840 think of like something that was a little more disgusting yeah because i know you you wear your

00:16:57.760 hug repellent does it work really well yeah it does glitter on the body so that they hate they don't

00:17:02.420 want to hug her because they don't want to get glitter on themselves yeah which is genius that's

00:17:06.480 genius thank you i think strippers do that too if i'm not mistaken strippers correct me if i'm wrong

00:17:11.100 but i'm pretty sure that's true for them too they also wear something very chunky glittery perform from

00:17:16.240 afar yeah i love it it's like visually appealing and also don't touch me when they try to touch you do you

00:17:22.620 tell them like i have glitter all over me or do they just see they just yeah if they see it they

00:17:26.140 just won't or if you know they try to like give you like a side hug or something like i'm just

00:17:30.380 there glistening and then they're like wait i have a wife i just remembered oh yeah because glitter gets 0.94

00:17:35.300 on them oh period bitch yeah and you're ratting too that's funny i love that i love that if you are 1.00

00:17:41.480 like a glitter wearing girl though now i'm like if my boyfriend had glitter on i'd just be like oh that's 0.99

00:17:47.140 just mine oh so it's working against you a little but give and take i have my shades yeah glitter so i know 0.84

00:17:54.540 that's true so you know but yeah i feel like women are so perceptive about shit like that that you would 0.82

00:17:59.980 know if it was your glitter yeah you're like that's a fine glitter and i wear a chunky glitter 0.99

00:18:03.760 who the fuck are you hanging out with there you go that's how you identify that's genius that is so smart 0.93

00:18:09.260 and it works really well yes that's period i love that and i i'm curious to know like i don't know 0.99

00:18:16.600 like i'm so curious how it works especially in vegas because i feel like vegas is so like man they act

00:18:23.160 cuckoo over there oh yeah like out of towners especially it brings the worst out of people

00:18:28.100 just just like in the air which is so weird because you work during the daytime like they're golfing during

00:18:35.380 the daytime so at night like demon times obviously at night but during the day yeah you're acting like

00:18:40.760 that out here yeah they're acting like that and they got a polo on oh come on knock it off i'm so 0.92

00:18:47.780 upset and let's be real like they're so fucking old like yeah only a hundred year old people like 0.98

00:18:55.520 golf regularly and shit like that yeah but like it's early in the day but for the old people it's 0.98

00:19:01.160 like later so maybe that's why but yeah that's so real that's and you know what's i'm so curious

00:19:07.540 too like there are obviously other cart girls too do you guys have like a little kind of like oh this

00:19:12.360 one is he's a weirdo he's a big yeah yeah we all know like the same guys you know like who um like

00:19:19.260 who tips well who doesn't yeah yeah like who are we gonna be nice to today like who are we gonna stay

00:19:23.800 away from and then we have obviously like each other's numbers so we're like okay like look out for

00:19:27.680 cart number blah blah blah oh that's good let them know what's going on with that situation

00:19:31.640 i love that yeah we always talk to each other if we don't look out for ourselves they're sure as

00:19:36.620 shit not gonna do it and when i worked when i used to work at the nfl um we used to have like a

00:19:42.480 little system like that too and we used to like tell each other yeah he's he's he's a creepy like 0.98

00:19:48.340 don't spend too much time with that guy he's a weirdo we would just tell each other which i think

00:19:53.000 he's fucking insane like everybody knows but you only tell each other well also it's like if you 0.85

00:19:58.800 know that a certain guy only tips like a certain amount i'm gonna tell her like don't spend don't 0.99

00:20:04.100 waste too much time talking to him he's only gonna give you this much anyway like every single time

00:20:08.040 is there someone that tips you the exact same amount every single time no matter how much they

00:20:11.180 order yeah that's great yeah well because they order the same thing maybe that's why but okay

00:20:16.220 um yeah my regulars do tip really good though which i'm like obviously grateful for yeah um

00:20:23.680 but yeah i want to tell you about like some of the disgusting yeah please do please do let's hear it

00:20:28.340 okay um thinking of this older guy i would guess he's probably probably 70 um love it off to a great

00:20:37.420 start um every time like he always wants to like do the arm around the shoulder and one time i wasn't

00:20:43.060 wearing my glitter um so i'm like trying to keep space between us make sure he doesn't come up 0.78

00:20:47.880 he's fucking always eating peanuts always eating peanuts and they're always in his teeth and like 0.98

00:20:53.160 coming out and like why peanuts is he an elephant yeah yeah why is he always eating peanuts definitely 0.99

00:21:01.720 um so that's crazy i thought i had him i thought i would i thought i made the transaction without any

00:21:08.100 touching at all yeah i'm like getting everything together getting his change all of a sudden he pops up 0.98

00:21:12.980 right here his fucking peanuts flying he smelled peanuts and you said yes he's here he ruined 0.99

00:21:21.200 peanuts for me now you're disgusted now i don't believe i'm allergic oh wait i should do that i'll 1.00

00:21:27.300 tell him that next time you say i i have a deathly allergy to peanuts like i'll literally die if you

00:21:31.960 come anywhere near me yeah please don't that's genius yeah you should that's make it super dramatic 1.00

00:21:36.980 i'll literally i'll keel over right here i'll drop dead in front of you oh my god and you're a 1.00

00:21:42.120 hundred so you should be dropping dead before me that's fucking terrible holy shit that is so gross 1.00

00:21:48.160 that's genius though that is that's so gross so then he's over here he's like so good to see you 1.00

00:21:53.700 okay great fucking love it yeah um but yeah so let me talk more about the glitter because i'm so 0.51

00:22:01.500 excited please do um so like i said i started in the service industry when i was 19 yeah what were you 0.84

00:22:09.120 doing were you serving like restaurants or uh nightclubs bars like just everything anything

00:22:14.180 yeah love um and that was actually in south carolina so okay and then like i said uh i'm like from

00:22:21.780 connecticut originally so i think what really made the transition easy is that i worked at a nursing

00:22:28.900 home for three years so like creepies working yeah like the worst the worst i know it's so sad but 0.79

00:22:35.760 so i knew how to talk to old men really bad over there it's like shit um they're at the end of 1.00

00:22:42.620 their life they're like fuck it i'm throwing everything at the mall see what's next fuck it and 1.00

00:22:47.200 they don't care who they traumatize in the process clearly he's like i'm on my way out i'm not worried 1.00

00:22:52.220 about you like girl it's true it's sad um it's crazy in the nursing home yeah but so for the like

00:23:01.260 particular bar that i worked at when i moved um down south it was actually like really popular with

00:23:08.080 golfers because like south carolina is like really popular with golf yeah yeah so i would say that's

00:23:12.940 where i like learned how to talk to that type of guy yeah like talk to your like client like your

00:23:18.660 customer you know totally um and i didn't really know much about the service industry so i would

00:23:25.440 learn from the other girls that work there they were like older than me but they like taught me 1.00

00:23:29.400 the ways and like i would ask them like what do you do when they're like too close or like touch you

00:23:36.140 and stuff and like they would always say like oh just let them let them like the money's worth it

00:23:40.540 like let them and yeah no but what if i'd rather die do you have a solution for me or so maybe um

00:23:50.300 so then i was trying to i always wanted to figure out a way to please like not yeah a conflict with

00:23:58.440 the customer navigate them away and like help other women you know have that have this issue

00:24:06.360 yeah because not everyone's like yeah just touch me yeah most women don't want like even though you 1.00

00:24:12.920 were like just let them do it i'm sure they don't want that either yeah they just kind of like they're

00:24:16.980 like i don't know how to make them not without either getting fired or like them not tipping me or

00:24:23.320 whatever and definitely like that was like almost 10 years ago people just weren't it was like different

00:24:30.420 and like the managers and stuff didn't really care that much so we did what we had to do yeah so

00:24:36.180 ever since i started putting glitter i was like this is so genius like i don't have to tell anyone 0.67

00:24:40.680 to fuck off like the glitter speaks for itself yeah yeah so then i started calling it hug repellent 0.84

00:24:46.700 bug repellent hug repellent yeah and yeah i'm working on that so how exciting i love that for you that's 0.98

00:24:52.580 genius idea honestly thank you i feel like that will be especially helpful for women in nightlife

00:24:57.760 industry because like especially if there's alcohol involved yeah they get cuckoo cuckoo crazy

00:25:04.820 it brings out the worst of them they already were terrible and isn't it it's funny too because i've

00:25:10.040 seen some of my friends who are in the service industry too or like they worked in vegas for a

00:25:13.420 long time or uh they're always like it's always married men too that are just absolutely unhinged like 0.98

00:25:20.440 they just do not give a fuck yeah why is that i don't know that's why i said like it's literally like a 0.99

00:25:26.720 like when you get gremlins wet and they're like they turn into a monster like it's like we bake 0.99

00:25:32.820 like as soon as they cross that welcome to las vegas they're like it's so true oh my god they turn 0.93

00:25:38.240 into a fucking monster it's so dry there that it like it's the opposite of the water effect 1.00

00:25:43.600 it's like sucking all the moisture out of their head and they're like time to assault women 1.00

00:25:48.120 oh that's fucking insane am i wrong for thinking like your boyfriend would never do that my boyfriend 0.99

00:25:53.200 would never do that am i just delusional like why are men why can't they control themselves i don't 0.98

00:25:57.360 know i thought the same thing i was like you know like the beauty of a fully developed frontal lobe

00:26:04.220 is clearly very rare especially in men i know my um it's so funny because my boyfriend i told you

00:26:10.300 went to unlv for a year and um he played football but on his recruiting trip like on recruiting trips

00:26:16.560 they like buddy you up with a guy who like plays the same position as you and then they like they

00:26:21.380 like take you out on the town like they like try to woo you and they're like yeah come here uh come

00:26:26.360 to the school and so obviously it's in vegas and you know you know he's like right off the strip it's

00:26:31.080 like right there and he was like hey man like mind you my boyfriend's like 19 20 and he's like hey

00:26:38.940 don't forget like we're gonna go out tonight we're gonna do all these things he's like okay actually

00:26:42.860 no my boyfriend had just turned 21 i remember that and he was saying uh he's like yeah first

00:26:46.740 we're going the strip club and then my boyfriend has never been to a strip club and hates them he

00:26:53.180 finds them really uncomfortable yeah like so he was like oh ah can't and he was like why he goes i

00:27:01.020 forgot my id mind you he flew there and um that guy knew that because he picked him up from the airport

00:27:05.560 right and he was like you don't have your id and he goes nope and then he was like then how'd you fly

00:27:11.580 here and he goes oh and he didn't have a pass or no he did have a passport and he was like uh

00:27:17.340 passport and he's like well you could bring your passport he goes oh i don't know where it is and i 0.98

00:27:22.320 was like the way you're just crafting stupid lies he's like i just didn't want to like explain to him 0.93

00:27:27.620 i don't really want to go to that that makes me uncomfortable yeah and he was like so i just lied 0.99

00:27:32.080 a bunch of times and then he gave up and he was like all right fine i guess we'll just go to a party

00:27:35.440 or something but he really wanted him to go to the strip club because he was like yeah when we go there

00:27:40.000 we we just go crazy and i was like and he's probably that kid was probably the type that like

00:27:44.560 goes wants everything tips nothing exactly well they have no money so yeah i would assume he's not

00:27:51.000 fucking tipping yeah and i it's funny i my from my 21st birthday i i spent it in vegas and um it was 0.74

00:27:57.620 fun but i got way too fucked up the first day the day before my birthday so on my on my actual 0.98

00:28:03.280 birthday i was too hung over to do anything i literally was telling my sister i need to go home

00:28:08.180 like i need to go home and i was like giving her all my drinks because i couldn't do it anymore

00:28:13.140 and um i remember my mom mind you my mom's there it's my mom my sister me um my godmother and one

00:28:22.340 of her friends and so we go to the strip club and i had never been to a strip club ever but i went to a

00:28:28.940 two-story one which one was it i don't remember the name but it was it was right off the strip

00:28:34.660 okay so it was two they're all right off this trip that's true huh olympic garden yeah you've been

00:28:40.220 there it's closed now oh is it when was that that was back in 2016 i think yeah yeah i was yeah i was

00:28:48.460 i went to that one two-story bottom levels women top levels men and i remember when we first went in

00:28:55.100 we like got a bunch of cash and everything the women's level creepy the vibe was so ominous 1.00

00:29:02.120 because i feel like when men go it's like there's something about it like when they go it's just so

00:29:08.300 creepy and weird and then upstairs it was popping upstairs it was fun like women are having fun and 0.97

00:29:13.800 they're like but like downstairs it was giving i don't know like the first 48 hours that's how it

00:29:21.120 felt on there it was very like crime scene it was very like the men are shadowed but they're sitting in

00:29:27.240 there like wow it was so like quiet i was like i'm uncomfortable down here like and the women are 1.00

00:29:33.920 they look beautiful they're dancing but they're very like posy you know what i mean because they're

00:29:37.740 like so gorgeous and then they're just all watching and i was like yeah and then we went upstairs i was

00:29:43.460 like oh thank god it's like fun like i thought it was gonna be like pop and it was gonna be fun

00:29:47.000 you're like hell to heaven like yeah literally literally and then i went upstairs and then 0.90

00:29:53.100 male strippers not my thing not my thing they're very corny and very like all up in your face yeah 0.97

00:30:01.780 it's too much too much too much i'm like whatever like that's like how i feel like men expect to be

00:30:07.960 treated by women in any sort of nightlife industry they want that and i'm like i don't i don't want 1.00

00:30:15.200 that okay have you been to was that your only male strip club interaction yeah and my last mind you

00:30:21.820 like i'm never going back again i'm never doing another one okay well i went with a friend yeah

00:30:27.460 that was very revengeful of men now imagine that situation with someone that wants to get back at

00:30:35.600 men like okay okay yeah um we her boyfriend paid for us to go into a private room with a guy oh okay 0.78

00:30:44.720 and there were slim pickings we just went with whatever guy yeah and 0.99

00:30:48.980 honestly like from his he it's his job and i felt so bad yeah she like spit on him and shit 1.00

00:30:58.040 and she was it was like she's like bark like a dog yeah and i'll give you a tip but at the same time 1.00

00:31:05.020 i'm like get it out girl yeah she turns it into a bdsm like dominatrix type yeah so if you go to a

00:31:12.480 male strip club with a girl that is trying to get back at men then it's interesting it's like a 0.96

00:31:17.520 whole different experience yeah he was into it so actually no we don't feel bad he loves action he

00:31:23.580 got don't worry he he was fine i'm sure he was fine you know i i have talked about it on this show

00:31:29.280 and people make fun of me for repeating myself don't care it's my show um i literally was so horrified

00:31:36.940 in that strip club i was like this is a haunted house like this is truly like ah ah ah around every

00:31:41.940 corner like i i was being horrified at every turn uh but i i find something really really

00:31:49.400 embarrassing about men trying to be sexy if that makes sense like i think as a sexy is an energy

00:31:57.560 trying doesn't make sense no trying negates it immediately in my head so like i just think

00:32:03.620 the thought like just when i think about it it makes my butthole go inside my body but like

00:32:07.840 men being like i don't know just like taking off their shirts and like smiling and like and then

00:32:14.220 they're like grunt oh god i can't do it i can't do it i can't do it i'm literally my hands watch magic

00:32:19.020 mike yeah i did and i laughed the whole time because it's funny and also strippers don't look like that 0.98

00:32:24.680 first of all let's start there they're all four or eight what's going on there why is everyone so small 0.70

00:32:29.520 why is everyone so fucking small and also i know they shave sometimes they'll shave do what you gotta 0.99

00:32:35.220 do right um but like when they this is this was my personal experience because i wore something that 0.97

00:32:40.520 was like lower cut and like the guy that was gave me a lap dance that i didn't want uh when he was

00:32:48.480 dancing on me initially his chest he kept rubbing his chest on me and i was getting rub burned i'm like 0.99

00:32:54.560 bitch relax shit it's like giving me an ingrown hair on my fucking chest it was so bad because 1.00

00:33:01.180 his was like stubbly because he like shaved it for whatever reason i don't know don't know his tea 1.00

00:33:05.680 but yeah it was just horrifying you know like watching them dance on me and near me was

00:33:12.420 an experience i wouldn't wish on my worst enemy maybe a man i hate that would be fun

00:33:17.200 i can think of it yeah maybe a man i dislike greatly but yeah just not a big not a big fan

00:33:24.680 and then i got my mom ironically got me like a a stage birthday dance which was different kind of

00:33:32.120 horrible but it was to like work from home by fifth harmony hate that can never listen to that song

00:33:38.320 again without thinking about that that's a great song anyway yeah and i think the worst part for me was

00:33:42.760 the talking they talk so much during the dance why do they talk to you no have they i don't think

00:33:51.220 yeah literally when i when i left i was talking to my family about it and i was like are they like

00:33:57.320 supposed to talk or is that just something i was given like i my mom was like they're not supposed

00:34:03.380 to talk i'm like he every single one that gave me a dance literally talked the entire time they're

00:34:11.440 like and they're like they're like grinding on my leg right which by the way on my lap they're like

00:34:17.300 their feet are barely touching the floor because they're so fucking small felt like santa claus in 0.98

00:34:21.260 a bitch you're like what do you want for christmas i'm dead a little horsey ride literally like when 1.00

00:34:28.520 you have a baby and you're going like this on your lap that's how it felt anyways uh he he's like 1.00

00:34:33.420 doing that weirdo shit like grinding on me and then he's like so where are you from that's cool 1.00

00:34:38.580 oh what are you studying oh what are you gonna do with that girl shut up i don't want to hear it i 1.00

00:34:45.140 don't want to talk i don't want to talk this is so horrible it like made it last so much longer 0.99

00:34:48.480 and wanted to get to know you yeah but i think i think female strip clubs are fun though yeah and 1.00

00:34:52.900 they're way softer so yeah yeah and they're beautiful to look at and they're fun and they're

00:34:57.480 respectful and just everything that's like my double standard i don't care i'm always like when men do it

00:35:02.580 when women do it it's cute and when men do it it's weird well there's a reason that's the one 1.00

00:35:06.560 industry that women make more than men do so period that's a fact do you have um do you ever 0.97

00:35:14.480 get like famous people at your golf course too yeah oh that's cool a lot of athletes so oh yeah

00:35:19.940 when they come up like you gotta tell me who they are or else you won't know yeah exactly okay and

00:35:26.640 they eat that up probably yeah they love when you don't know who they are um oj frequents the

00:35:32.040 course all the time really yeah i haven't seen him in a while yeah but i fully obviously i like

00:35:39.040 make videos um was all up in this guy's face like making him take shots it was taiga and i didn't

00:35:46.280 even know and he's like he's so short i was like no way small i've seen him a couple times he's he's

00:35:52.720 tiny teeny teeny tiny and i felt so bad i was like i was all up in his face with the camera like that

00:35:57.600 was so rude he's probably used to it honestly yeah i feel like are they good tippers um athletes

00:36:05.460 in that group he wasn't the one paying so but the person that did tip gave me like a 40 tip so

00:36:11.680 oh that's not bad better than not too bad usual yeah you're not my best but not the worst tell me

00:36:16.740 why i it's so popular on my page right now gets me like so like angry about it it makes me rethink

00:36:23.520 my whole life yeah why so many videos are coming up that say like the service industry is crazy with

00:36:32.740 tipping yeah oh yeah they're saying like it's too much it's too much but everyone is so for like

00:36:39.300 anti-tipping yeah i don't get that you know what's funny is like i'll tip no matter what and i'll always

00:36:45.560 tip well um but even if someone's horrible i'll still tip them yeah i'll still tip even if you spit my 0.89

00:36:53.060 fucking face like i'll still tip you like because i just truly believe that they cannot survive 0.97

00:36:59.220 without tipping because the base pay is so low so like that's why people need you know it's funny 0.99

00:37:04.080 is like no other country works off tips because they pay their citizens enough money to live whereas

00:37:09.340 here they don't do that which is why tipping exists here so yeah i feel like seeing people say like oh we

00:37:15.540 shouldn't have to tip that's a government that's a government issue like maybe they should raise base pay and

00:37:20.540 then we wouldn't have to worry about tipping anymore but i think that's fucked up to be like i just don't 0.90

00:37:24.960 want to well and yeah it is like people from another country and they're like i'm like you're not even

00:37:30.520 here why do you care i know even uh even when i would because when i was a server i was living in

00:37:36.760 hawaii and there's lots of tourists obviously like there's lots of people from different countries 0.93

00:37:41.440 who come all the time that's how i know australians are shit tippers because they serve so many of them

00:37:46.200 um but even like we get a lot of people like japanese tourists a lot of korean tourists 0.96

00:37:50.780 and like they literally look up the tipping system so they can understand it better and they're like

00:37:56.220 okay yeah and sometimes they would over tip and i would tell them like oh you don't have to put that

00:38:00.560 much it's just like i would like tell them because i think that's fucked up to take advantage of that 0.95

00:38:04.880 because they just don't understand and they just want to tip so i find it interesting how some people 1.00

00:38:09.000 are like oh i don't want to have to tip when i go there you don't have to you're just an asshole if you 0.96

00:38:14.040 don't right like you don't have to but i'm definitely judging you yeah yeah it's funny 0.99

00:38:18.020 because it's not required but you are a dick if you don't tip i just find that insane yeah especially 0.92

00:38:23.680 to argue about it i'm like then you're not a server so of course you're gonna be like i don't want to 0.99

00:38:27.540 tip yeah like it shows you've never worked in the service industry yeah well especially in vegas i just

00:38:34.800 feel like in vegas in vegas i tip heavy because i can only imagine yeah especially if i got my girls 0.99

00:38:39.760 serving me in any capacity i tip heavy in vegas because i'm like i can only imagine

00:38:43.920 how your night's going girl yeah and these um these people didn't tip so i'm like good luck

00:38:48.960 and they're like oh we're not gambling i'm like no i mean like in vegas good luck you're not gonna 0.98

00:38:53.280 last long here it's vegas if you're not gonna tip and some people in vegas don't give a fuck they'll 0.97

00:38:57.540 be like you're not even gonna fucking tip me i know like i'm not even mean about it like oh god 0.99

00:39:02.660 you're like if you come across the wrong bitch and you don't tip her they're gonna get mad and you're 1.00

00:39:07.360 gonna be embarrassed and you won't be allowed back no they're gonna tell everyone 0.98

00:39:11.940 i recently posted this video i originally saw like um this like med doctor like a lady that does 1.00

00:39:19.500 you know botox and stuff she made this video with this sound and it was like um when you give your

00:39:25.460 client a discount because she says she needs it and then you see her driving away in her bentley

00:39:28.680 and i thought that was so funny that is crazy in the way that she was like the way that the sound 0.99

00:39:33.980 went with it it was so funny so i was like i'm gonna recreate this for like the golfer yeah so like

00:39:38.740 already like not an original idea like not a real interaction like it wasn't it wasn't real yeah

00:39:43.280 it's an audio yeah um and i made it like oh when the golfer says he can't tip but pulls off in his

00:39:49.180 lamborghini whatever yeah the comments were fucking crazy like at first because how like instagram reels 0.90

00:39:55.020 work it's like oh in five days it can yeah see that was like really messed up you know it's so funny i was 0.72

00:40:02.860 just speaking of reels i was literally just having this conversation with uh my sister the other day

00:40:07.220 because uh someone that we knew was like getting a lot of followers on instagram and they were telling

00:40:12.360 us about it and they were like i think it's from reels and i'm like you got followers from reels because

00:40:16.380 i got nothing but hate like the worst hate ever is so mean it's crazy they're awful on reels holy 0.93

00:40:24.360 shit and uh and my tiktok comments are really bad too like when men are really mad at me like my 0.98

00:40:29.080 tiktok comments be crazy yeah but instagram reels they're angry over there so they they so they saw 0.98

00:40:35.480 it on reels and they got mad i turned the comments off i'm not i don't blame you i don't blame you but

00:40:40.740 they're like is this a thing in america and it got like 10 000 likes i'm like where am i where are you

00:40:46.760 guys like help me is this a thing in america yes no one any other questions or and they act like i

00:40:54.140 don't know that tipping isn't required like oh like it's like i said like i'm also if you see 0.66

00:41:01.720 someone driving a lamborghini and they don't tip that doesn't fucking piss you off you know what i 0.98

00:41:05.940 mean you're like working your ass off to serve them and you see them drive off an expensive girl you are 0.98

00:41:09.780 you fucking cheap or are you broke like which one is they're broke because of the car yeah that's 0.96

00:41:14.000 embarrassing for them too i don't know which way i don't know what way you could like spin that where 0.99

00:41:21.060 it makes you look bad like but i wasn't even like like you'd have to see the video but it wasn't even

00:41:27.220 like about that it was like me just being like yeah you're just like shocked yeah yeah you're not

00:41:32.480 even really like angry you're just like oh that's interesting yeah and they got mad you leave too much 0.99

00:41:37.880 space for them they're gonna be like well guess what you're a fucking whore how about that yeah and 1.00

00:41:41.740 then you're like oh okay chill girl like you're not entitled to a tip i'm like i'm one girl out here 1.00

00:41:47.880 to all of these men hitting on me yeah it's a little yeah actually no yeah i am entitled to a

00:41:52.620 tip actually i'm entitled to far more than a tip compensation is the least that they like the very

00:41:57.600 bare minimum that they owe you and let's be real like tip tips are most of the reason why people are

00:42:04.860 in the service industry so yeah like don't complain when we get robots because you're not tipping

00:42:09.360 well also too when i was when i was a server um and i worked in a nice restaurant like tip the tips

00:42:17.920 were great like that you make way more off tips than you do off base pay like you could work

00:42:21.960 fucking six days a week and you would make way more off tips alone and the restaurant that i worked in 0.88

00:42:27.060 working like three days so and i needed i couldn't work full-time because i was a full-time student at 0.99

00:42:32.380 the same time so i was like i need a good job that pays me well because i can't work every single day 0.97

00:42:37.380 so the tips were like my fucking bloodline like that's how i was paying for food and shit like 0.98

00:42:43.040 that so i think it's stupid when people are like oh it shouldn't be required it isn't you're just a 1.00

00:42:49.520 dick if you don't it's not it's not required you're just an asshole if you don't and everybody's gonna 1.00

00:42:54.840 think it yeah and also you're so fucking cheap like girl come on get your fucking bread up but 1.00

00:43:01.240 speaking of tipping that's actually like a good segue because we're talking about well we've been 0.99

00:43:05.180 talking about this the whole time but like dealing with rude or creepy men while working in the

00:43:08.700 service industry which we've obviously cast has a lot of experience in uh so we're gonna look at

00:43:15.220 some tiktoks that are applicable to the topic so i'm just gonna summarize them for you so this one is

00:43:20.260 this past week a video went viral showing a man recording a worker at jimmy johns the customer was

00:43:27.300 upset because the employee told him they weren't accepting cash that day and the register wasn't working

00:43:32.120 and his manager told him they could only take cards or apple pay the man filming is trying to

00:43:36.720 quote expose the employee yelling at him while the employee calmly keeps saying i can't risk my job

00:43:42.800 for you okay if you get that mad at a jimmy johns girl i think you got bigger problems like you gotta 1.00

00:43:51.080 see someone a professional what was he yelling at him about he's basically mad because he won't take his

00:43:55.080 cash and then the kid is saying i can't take cash i can only take card or apple pay right yeah it says

00:44:02.400 the register is not working so his manager said he could only take cards or apple pay so the customer

00:44:07.960 is screaming at him and telling him to take his cash he's like i'm literally gonna get fired if i take

00:44:11.900 your cash like i can't it's literally jimmy johns yeah girl girl come on you don't have six dollars on

00:44:17.900 that card oh my god come on now what are you acting like what if it was the same lady that 1.00

00:44:22.680 wouldn't give you 12 no it was it's the same it's she's wreaking havoc all over the place 1.00

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00:45:28.860 details please play responsibly oh my god i can't imagine like even when i was at my absolute rocus

00:45:34.880 like when i had like very very very little money to spare anytime i went to go eat i always checked

00:45:41.860 just in case i always check my bank account i'm like let me before i go in that restaurant i'm

00:45:46.480 gonna check okay i can eat and like cash and card because honestly you never exactly exactly and if

00:45:51.580 they only take cash like when you walk in you know a lot of times if you if that's the case they'll tell

00:45:56.500 you they're like hey we're only taking card or hey we're only like signing doors yeah like as soon as

00:46:00.900 you come in or they'll have a sign up uh like you could read that and be like oh i guess around and

00:46:07.320 guess i'll go to another jimmy johns and i'll there's hundreds of them all over the place i'm

00:46:12.280 sure you could find another one and i feel like they i've made this joke before about being a server

00:46:17.680 but like sometimes like i truly believe people go out with the intention of ruining someone's day

00:46:23.560 they're like whoever's working behind the counter at jimmy johns yeah make him wish he was never born

00:46:28.600 today that's ridiculous oh it's so sad have you ever had like really really difficult customers besides

00:46:34.240 that girl like ones that you were just like dude i don't know what you want from me like i gotta 0.88

00:46:40.480 yeah i mean especially since it's like golf like if their golf game is not great they're already like

00:46:48.740 they're taking it out on you yeah and it's like they're mad at you they're like who can i get mad

00:46:54.780 at yeah car girl come over here yep um it's always my fault uh

00:47:00.900 like uh i'll make a little bit of noise and like that's why their swing was bad because like i would 0.99

00:47:07.340 distract them or some fucking shit like well i clearly i couldn't do it because this fucking 0.99

00:47:12.200 bitch is mixing drinks yeah kicking around those ice cubes i'm my concentration's off literally so 1.00

00:47:19.120 i'm like super quiet now but it's my fault that like their card declines you know like yeah 0.99

00:47:25.160 maybe it's your machine and you're like

00:47:28.560 but why are people acting like jimmy johns is like the beverly hills hotel spa like relax

00:47:37.720 calm down babe that's why i said it's jimmy johns relax chill it's okay if i did the whole order and

00:47:44.820 then they were like oh i can't take this i'd be like ah all right i'm sorry i'll just leave

00:47:49.900 i'd be more embarrassed yeah yeah i'll just i'll leave and i guarantee there was a sign or something

00:47:55.620 and they just walked right past it they're like ah it's probably fine it's probably fine and then

00:48:00.980 they make it your problem yeah it's like that's what i said going out with the explicit intention

00:48:05.980 of like ruining your day that's why you need to tip exactly exactly exactly oh my god that's so true

00:48:12.800 because it's like look what you have to deal with yeah just the worst people alive that was my last

00:48:17.260 try please just give me a five dollar tip it'll be fine i promise yeah okay so some of the comments

00:48:24.340 on this video this one says attitude is everything this kid needs a lesson in service shame on you

00:48:29.940 jimmy johns wait so they're on yeah the employee the customer side that whoever came up with that 0.99

00:48:38.440 head ass saying of like the customer's always right i'm gonna beat the shit out of that person 0.99

00:48:43.760 because sometimes they're not sometimes they're not sometimes they're just awful i worked at one 0.99

00:48:49.080 place that was pro the employees yes best flow like everybody loved each other like that's where

00:48:55.560 it's at that's what you need to do that is so nice i've never heard of a place like that there will

00:48:59.960 always be new customers you know like exactly i think the same shit one time i was serving a 0.81

00:49:06.100 um a person it was a a man actually an old man and he he was just he was so unhappy with every 0.97

00:49:15.480 single fucking thing like it's just he was like my silverware looks spotty i'm like okay i'll get you 0.99

00:49:20.640 a new set i gave it to him he's like why'd you hand it what'd you put it on this side it's supposed 0.98

00:49:24.180 to be on this side okay my bad and so i go and put it over there and then i i bring him his food he's

00:49:28.880 like i didn't i didn't want rosemary like mind you it's like because it's a steakhouse there's literally

00:49:33.960 just like a piece in the middle i didn't want rosemary and i was like okay i mean that's fine

00:49:40.560 and he's like i told like his wife i could tell you know when it's those situations when they're

00:49:44.980 like a married couple and you could tell that either the wife or the husband or one of them

00:49:50.120 is like really embarrassed with how their spouse acts i'm that person yeah and they're like over

00:49:56.420 compensating for them like they're like it's fine it's fine like and they're getting more mad because 0.99

00:50:01.400 now they're getting embarrassed because their spouse is like sorry my spouse is such a fucking 1.00

00:50:05.100 asshole and so like his wife was like it's not a big deal like we'll just pick it off it's not a big 1.00

00:50:09.740 deal he's no it is a big deal it is a big deal and he's like i i want you to take it back and i want 0.93

00:50:14.240 you to remake it was he allergic no he just didn't like rosemary so i'm like okay and i was like well i i

00:50:20.760 can take it back it's not a big deal so i took it back brought it back without it and then

00:50:25.720 i served his wife at the same time and then he was like why does hers look different than mine

00:50:30.860 because you asked me to make yours plain and then he was like well now it looks different she gets

00:50:37.360 special treatment because she was fucking nice literally and he was like well why does hers look 0.98

00:50:42.400 hers looks like nicer than mine hers looks fancier than mine and i was like it's fucking rosemary 0.98

00:50:47.620 i was literally like so like i was like i i understand that sir but like you asked me 0.71

00:50:51.880 you said you wanted it plain i i made it plain and i had them make it plain and brought it to

00:50:55.900 you and he was like all right well you're not getting a tip by the way oh oh what the worst 0.95

00:51:02.740 customer alive isn't gonna tip me oh that's crazy so fucking sometimes i wonder if they just don't 0.95

00:51:07.440 have money to tip so they start acting horrible and then they're like see look oh to make it seem 0.97

00:51:11.240 like it was your fault yeah oh yeah now you're not getting a tip by the way i was like he then

00:51:16.060 proceeded to put ketchup on it and his wife had to cut it up in pieces

00:51:19.080 she put she tucked the napkin in here and then she go ahead and cut that down for him i even got 1.00

00:51:24.380 taken off that table because i was getting so angry i was like i'm this close to getting fired 0.98

00:51:28.480 good riddance i'm this close to getting fired bitch i'm this fucking close my manager was literally 1.00

00:51:33.340 like i'll move i'll switch tables with you and then as soon as my manager started serving him he 1.00

00:51:37.640 was a nice guy so i was like oh of course he was because i'm just a stupid bitch girl so like 0.99

00:51:43.440 the way they sometimes talk to women too who are saying they're like you do not know anything and 0.99

00:51:47.740 it's like no really no no not at all actually sometimes you do have to play dumb though

00:51:56.580 yeah it's worked to my advantage before that's true i you know it's like i was just saying this

00:52:01.460 morning because i was uh we were talking about your content because i was like she's i love her

00:52:06.580 content so funny and i was saying how i love how in your videos when you're recording yourself like

00:52:11.220 when you're actively working you could tell that you're like kind of code switching when you talk to

00:52:15.800 to customers so you talk normal like how you're talking now and to the camera and then as soon

00:52:20.580 as some like a guy's like hey you know like in the background you're like hi yeah okay no for sure

00:52:27.060 you have to treat them like they don't have brains because they don't or and like you don't have a

00:52:32.160 brain yeah because they love that oh sweetie are you okay i'll get you a straw

00:52:36.660 okay this next comment says why is he asking for it just take it the employee won't get in trouble

00:52:45.360 you get a free sandwich no one's gonna chase win-win that's kind of funny he's like just steal it

00:52:53.000 oh he's saying just okay just grab the sandwich and leave is what he's saying because i don't have

00:52:58.980 you ever worked in retail i've never worked in retail yeah yeah you know how they do they say i'm

00:53:02.960 pretty sure they have that thing where they're like don't if people steal don't just let it happen

00:53:06.380 just let it kind of happen yeah for safety reasons actually that's not a bad idea that's what i'm like

00:53:12.440 that's honestly kind of he's like you get the sandwich he doesn't have to chase you he won't 0.98

00:53:17.100 get in trouble win-win huh interesting he's like just steal it fucking take it that's such a man 0.97

00:53:24.200 response to to mere inconvenience it's problem solving fucking steal it this last one says don't go 0.99

00:53:31.380 back there blackball all businesses that pull this crap in all caps stand together okay it's never that 0.98

00:53:39.760 serious did they say a reason for no cash it he just said the register wasn't working oh so he can't 0.98

00:53:45.880 like give change or anything like that yeah i i always think too like in all the jobs i've had where 0.65

00:53:51.660 i've had to like interact with really fucking rude people i'm always like do you think that i'm 0.93

00:53:57.960 making the choices like i i if it were up to me i wouldn't even be here i wouldn't be making a 0.96

00:54:03.920 sandwich for you girl if it were up to me i'd be doing something else literally anything else

00:54:08.460 so like when they tell you like i can't do this because of this they're like why i don't make i

00:54:15.480 don't make the shot i don't call the shots so exactly i just do what i'm told i just work here

00:54:19.460 yeah i saw this thing that actually does work if you get more mad than them so like like out

00:54:26.760 karen the karen yeah like why is this like this and you're like i don't fucking know we'll figure 0.83

00:54:31.440 this out you know what i'm gonna go file a complaint actually do you want to come with me

00:54:35.100 let's call together that's actually genius that's a thing just steer into the skid you start mirroring 0.97

00:54:41.320 them like when you start acting exactly like them they're gonna be like exactly exactly how dumb 0.98

00:54:45.960 that's fucking crazy okay i'm gonna read this last one okay so this next tiktok is um a woman is 0.99

00:54:55.580 hiding behind the register on the ground where she works talking about how three men came inside the 0.98

00:55:00.640 store and they were creeping her out they asked if anyone was working in the back and what time the

00:55:04.540 store was closing in the caption of the video she says they hung around staring at her until closing 1.00

00:55:09.540 and one of the men followed her to her car that's fucking terrifying shit especially working alone 0.99

00:55:15.720 if it's like at night if you're closing and everything that's crazy that shouldn't even be 0.99

00:55:19.360 legal i know for real did you ever see that video i think it went viral a couple years ago but it was

00:55:25.500 that one of that guy who was like trying to break into the back of like a smoothie joint uh and he was 0.96

00:55:32.100 there's like three young girls working in there they're all in high school and he's like so fucking 0.99

00:55:36.280 angry about how they made his smoothie that he like throws it across the thing and it hits one of the 0.89

00:55:40.900 girls and like explodes on her and then she runs to the back because she's like crying because it 1.00

00:55:45.740 hurt because he hurled a fucking drink at her and then her two co-workers follow her back there and 1.00

00:55:51.320 then they're like they shut that door like there's like two like there's a little curtain and then there's 0.99

00:55:55.740 like a big door to go in the back as an employee and he's like trying to beat that fucking door down 0.98

00:56:00.400 because he was so mad are you serious yeah and then it was made wrong it was what it was made

00:56:06.040 wrong yeah it was made wrong he didn't he didn't and then after the footage was released because

00:56:11.420 it's like obviously being recorded because they have cameras in the store the store owner released

00:56:15.920 the footage because they filed a police report because this guy's fucking insane and then uh he 0.97

00:56:20.540 was saying that the smoothie was for his son and his son's allergic to peanuts and he said no peanuts 0.99

00:56:27.100 liar yeah i know and everyone's like i didn't see no fucking son like it's and then they said he's 0.97

00:56:32.600 like he drank it he could have died blah blah blah and i'm like your son is going into anaphylactic 1.00

00:56:37.740 shock and your first priority is to go beat the shit out of a 16 year old girl you're insane that 1.00

00:56:43.560 is you're a liar and you're a fucking psycho you don't have a kid because you wouldn't treat a kid 1.00

00:56:47.240 like exactly exactly that's why someone was like your son was not dying of an allergy because why would 1.00

00:56:53.480 you run in the smoothie store and waste more time you should take his ass to the fucking er that's 1.00

00:56:58.400 crazy and so this reminds me of that video because that was fucking insane and honestly 1.00

00:57:03.820 if a man throws a smoothie at me i'm being yeah at that point i'm being the shit i'm throwing 0.99

00:57:09.920 everything at you what the fuck i'm picking that blender up that fucking blender i'm picking it up 1.00

00:57:15.740 and throwing it across the fucking glass fire me i don't give a shit that's crazy and this one is 1.00

00:57:20.840 men just fucking being weird and creepy which you know all too well thankfully though you work in 0.99

00:57:26.320 the morning which is good right you also should always be someone that can walk you to your car 0.99

00:57:32.180 if you need yeah like you should never be in the store alone yeah like that's so scary especially at

00:57:36.880 night and you know what's sad is like that's such a like oh yeah like honestly when we talk when we

00:57:43.120 share experiences like that publicly there are just thousands if not millions of women who are like

00:57:48.200 oh yeah that happened to me too yeah which is fucking sad like that's so sad that we're just 0.74

00:57:52.400 like oh yeah that happens like when you were telling the women what do you do when they touch 0.93

00:57:56.800 you and you don't want like just let them like they're like it's better than fighting it and you're 0.75

00:58:00.440 like that's awful like having to like make peace with it is fucking terrible that's girlhood but 0.99

00:58:07.440 then they're like you chose the job like you're fucking right my dumb ass i forgot about god why 0.99

00:58:13.700 didn't i think about why didn't i pick an astronaut or something i should have picked the president 1.00

00:58:17.300 god i could have picked anything yeah exactly at least that danger is not fucking because of a man 0.98

00:58:24.460 shit probably would be somehow you're onto something there cass this comment says sounds made up 0.99

00:58:32.040 yeah well most men will say that about any literally anything women say they're like 1.00

00:58:38.460 fucking liar he was one of the guys like he's like that sounds so fake i would never do that 0.98

00:58:44.360 if anyone was curious where i was at that day this next one says i'm so glad you made a tiktok before 1.00

00:58:50.420 calling the cops i doubt that she made that's i'm like the brain cells are just not firing and

00:58:57.300 brains like that well she's probably recording it like in case anything happened like that probably

00:59:03.420 wasn't like let me open tiktok it's probably a video she already did right god my life's in danger

00:59:07.880 i should document it first like go live girl yeah for real you're like i'm live thanks for the

00:59:13.920 roses by the way i'm dead there's a cowboy hat and this last one says what's the crime sitting in

00:59:22.020 your chairs in all caps i'm assuming about the men because they like came in and they were loitering

00:59:27.260 do you ever have men like hang around yeah oh we have like a bar inside and like oh yeah but a lot

00:59:33.420 of them yeah they'll like overstay they're welcome and like wait for you to get off do you ever have

00:59:38.840 men ask you when do you get off and you're like oh yes that's like their favorite question in all 0.98

00:59:43.460 like service industry is like yeah what are you doing after this like not fucking you bro that's 0.99

00:59:49.520 for damn i can tell you what i'm not doing it's a much shorter list not you 0.99

00:59:52.620 yeah that's the worst i feel like in uh maybe maybe it's like more so in the in the nightlife 0.98

01:00:00.420 service industry but i feel like sometimes when you're cheeky like that you're like not you

01:00:04.660 sometimes they like they're like no they like that they love it turns them on which is like worse

01:00:11.140 that's the chase that's the chase baby they're like oh she wants me to work for it 0.99

01:00:15.800 i want you to do literally anything else i want you to fuck off i need to tell them i'm doing 0.99

01:00:21.820 something like really like gross and then they're just like he said i got a couple gnarly ingrown 0.99

01:00:27.340 hairs i gotta tackle when i get home if i'm being honest i'm being real i'm going to town down there

01:00:32.940 when i get home or i'm getting more lip fillers yeah yeah that'd be you know what i i think like

01:00:42.280 saying gross things is so funny because the light that leaves their eyes immediately the way that

01:00:47.820 they're like oh i was picturing you as a blow-up doll and now you're a human and that grosses me

01:00:53.800 out literally never mind and you're like what about you what are you doing after

01:00:57.880 what's the what make sure they tip you first exactly exactly you're like oh i don't know

01:01:05.880 oh wait are you scared you're scared no no oh my god i hope that didn't grow tmi my bad 0.99

01:01:12.100 you're i've honestly you're like honestly i have a really bad anal fissure and it's eating me alive 0.97

01:01:18.540 oh man it's so bad head to the doctor yeah you're like i got a doctor it's got to get in there 0.80

01:01:23.800 i actually need a ride yeah you're like i actually have to buy a new like little donut to sit on because 1.00

01:01:29.520 my anal fissures are kicking my ass girl no oh my god what's the what's the most ridiculous 0.99

01:01:36.440 excuse you've made up to like get out of giving a number um like lying about having to date them 1.00

01:01:44.740 or whatever go home with them go out with them um i feel like i have it so down to a science that

01:01:52.320 like you're good now yeah like make sense like yeah do you have like canned responses for things

01:01:57.240 you're like if they say this i'm gonna say this if they say this i'm gonna say this because they're

01:02:00.640 all they're not very clever so it's always the same like 10 awful things yeah well they usually

01:02:06.220 want to like buy me a drink they want to like force me to take a shot with them yeah and like

01:02:10.360 um if i just say like oh i have a personal trainer after this then it's like i have an appointment like

01:02:15.980 i can't drink so that usually works oh but um if they're like pushy with it like take a shot take

01:02:21.440 a shot i'm gonna take a fake shot and make you pay for the most expensive one like you're all gonna ask 0.50

01:02:25.400 for that clearly you want okay i'm gonna get the most expensive yeah oh and they pay for yours 0.97

01:02:31.140 yeah oh look at that women in stem see women are always 10 steps ahead every single time yeah that's 0.99

01:02:38.960 so funny i when i was like in my single single bitch days and i was like going out all the time 0.99

01:02:44.340 i used to make i used to lie uh one time i used to lie all the time about literally anything because

01:02:49.380 i just thought it was funny and then sometimes i would forget my lies like and then i would run into

01:02:53.540 the same people and like i remember one time i don't know why but my friend and i both uh were

01:02:59.760 faking australian accents the whole night just for fun just because they were horrible mind you they 0.99

01:03:05.440 were not good at all but like i think because everyone's fucked up they were like oh where are 0.99

01:03:10.400 you from in australia we i don't know any cities in australia other than like sydney so i got nothing

01:03:16.160 else i'm like and i'm just like lying the whole night fast forward like a month later i ran into

01:03:22.120 a guy from that night whom i did not remember for obvious reasons and he came up to me and my

01:03:28.160 girlfriend same girl and he was like hey how are you guys and we're like good because we neither of 0.86

01:03:34.180 us remember him accent gone yeah accent gone entirely weird and i'm like have we met before and he's like

01:03:39.820 yeah we met we met the other night and we're like oh okay and then he literally was like yeah you know

01:03:47.300 because he goes wait when i met you guys you guys are you guys not australian and i'm like australian

01:03:53.080 because i fucking forgot i did that shit he's like you guys had accents like and now you guys don't 0.98

01:03:57.540 have an accent i was like oh and then we both started trying to go back into the accent and we're 0.99

01:04:02.860 like oh i was just messing around i was pretending i was from here i was like i was just method acting

01:04:09.760 my bad so i love a good lie when we're my it's fun yeah i've definitely lied like a lot of times yeah

01:04:16.320 i mean so because you'll never see

01:04:19.820 especially to people you're never going to see again of course not yeah everything is like acting

01:04:26.200 it's all just one long method acting class if we're being honest you're just pretending the entire

01:04:32.540 time well we've been talking about a lot of things including in the industry in the service

01:04:37.580 industry but i am curious for any women who are currently whether it's in you know just service 0.93

01:04:43.840 industry as a whole or nightlife specifically or anything like that what's your best piece of

01:04:48.140 advice for women who are like you know they work in these jobs and obviously we we joke and laugh a

01:04:53.280 lot but we i feel like you especially have like developed a really strong sense of will and like being

01:05:00.320 able to like get through it because it is exhausting i'm sure and emotionally taxing so like what's

01:05:06.060 your best piece of advice for women who are currently in the industry now and like maybe need a

01:05:11.380 like better balance of like taking care of themselves like when they're going through this

01:05:15.640 kind of like creepy unwanted interaction when they're serving honestly just remind yourself that

01:05:22.920 they're not that smart like you really have to treat them like almost like a little kid yeah like 0.98

01:05:31.600 yeah they're dirty they're perverts that are nasty but yeah you have to be up at that like upper 0.99

01:05:37.400 mindset and just like smile as much as you can even if it like kills you like at the end of the day 0.98

01:05:43.560 the brains just don't work the way that ours do yeah and they're always gonna think that they're

01:05:48.640 smarter than you yeah which is never the case just remember that you're smarter than them yes clearly

01:05:54.760 you're taking all their money so you're one of us with kindness period period that's and i uh what

01:06:01.560 about um for self-care any kind of after care after working to kind of like cleanse uh that kind of 0.99

01:06:08.300 like gross icky interaction do some girly shit girly as fuck like take a bubble bath like oh that's nice 1.00

01:06:17.020 yeah i love that bubble bath um yeah just like love yourself yeah take care of yourself yeah period 1.00

01:06:23.600 spend some of that hard-earned cash yeah you earned it yeah they asked for it and you earned it

01:06:30.640 period i love that well thank you so much for coming on the show thank you for having me i adore you you're

01:06:35.060 amazing you're beautiful i guess i'm looking at you you smell really good bro thank you thank you

01:06:41.460 best compliment yeah you smell good i love that and thank you so much for coming on the show where can

01:06:46.420 everybody find you um so mostly on tiktok at cass holland and instagram american dream honey period

01:06:53.840 and do you have anything you want to promote get ready for the hug repellent

01:06:58.740 you're getting some oh period please send it to me i would love to have it i don't even need it but i

01:07:04.740 would love to have it i'm just gonna piss my boyfriend off with glitter everywhere all over the 0.78

01:07:08.260 house i love it thank you so much for coming on the show thank you for all tuning in to this episode

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