The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

00:00:00.000 i literally told the dude i said you look like a toothbrush to me and i said which is ironic

00:00:05.020 because you look like you haven't brushed in the last 10 years because it's deeper yellow

00:00:09.600 so that's funny right and this dude literally knows the same thing you could have made fun

00:00:14.300 of my acne you could have made fun of this babe you wanted me to because we can't we

00:00:20.840 go around too right now i didn't know if you want to let's do it

00:00:24.100 hey y'all and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your girl

00:00:33.320 drew your favorite your one and only and today i have a very very special guest the one and only

00:00:39.300 straight from michigan and atlanta and everywhere else on the east coast miss jessica jackson

00:00:44.720 aka wakanda on the weekends thank you where did you get that name by the way i was bald i shaved

00:00:52.540 my head uh beginning of the pandemic and i was like you know what and then someone was trying

00:00:56.620 to make fun of me and be like oh wakanda forever i was like wakanda on the weekends because i don't

00:01:00.280 do it during the weekday so um that's for playtime that's for playtime yeah and i don't do it for free

00:01:06.700 i do not do it for free so that's how it was doing it and i just stuck with it i'm like i truly am so

00:01:12.860 obsessed with you i tell this to every single one of my guests but it's true it's very very true it

00:01:17.180 never gets any less true i'm so obsessed with you stop you're so funny when i saw that it was

00:01:21.760 the arrows pointing towards each other i was like oh i made it mama please please the mutual

00:01:28.980 doors opened for both of us and the feeling was mutual the feeling was it truly was yes it was

00:01:34.960 i just i find you so funny dude i love me a funny bitch you whenever i see a man i have the audacity

00:01:41.700 i'll be like drew get his ass now please and you already be there you already and you stay eating

00:01:48.360 them up too we have that in common we do we have very vested interests like very common ground you

00:01:53.900 and i it's like i'm light one i'll be like hold on let me let me back off and you'd be like no

00:01:58.880 absolutely not this is not what we're gonna do yours is like a slow burn mine's just a real punch to the

00:02:05.080 face it's punch the face just right in the face you're the punch the face i'm the paramedic

00:02:08.760 there you go i'm just stitching it up you're the paramedic that keeps it going even longer

00:02:13.540 that prolongs i prolong it you're just as mean as me which makes me laugh that's so funny i take

00:02:18.920 pride in that though what's wrong with being mean what's wrong with being mean i say i say that all

00:02:23.360 the time like i stay getting like i just can't believe that you were so mean what about me made

00:02:28.840 you think i wasn't i ain't never say i was nice i i've said that so many times i said how can you call

00:02:34.920 me a hypocrite when i told you out to your face i was gonna hurt your feelings i was gonna make you

00:02:39.040 cry i made it very clear i let everybody in the room know i said hey i'm gonna make you hate yourself

00:02:44.260 hope that's cool you really don't have a say but i'm gonna do it anyways i'm gonna do it anyway say

00:02:48.040 that all the time get your tissues ready and you do the same thing and yet they still are shocked

00:02:52.320 they're still shocked about it i'd be like i thought you were nicer i was like when did you think that

00:02:57.080 that's on you when you think that i got a southern mom see what happens when you assume

00:03:00.760 you make an ass out of you and me see now whose fault you crying it's really you so it kind of

00:03:05.780 seems like this is a you problem stage left he needs to see if you stay ready you never have to get

00:03:12.020 ready so if i tell you like to get ready hands already yep hands already mind on steady that's what

00:03:18.980 i'm saying do you have men trying to come for you a lot oh all the time yeah all the time just in

00:03:23.820 passing i'll be like i could say so many things so many my mouth is lethal

00:03:30.300 very much so right very land me in the state penitentiary 25 years to life i i would honestly

00:03:37.440 i believe you and that's the thing i've seen it and i'm okay with that yeah with that sometimes i

00:03:42.480 tone it down and it's like the the calmness of it is probably what scares them even more they'll be

00:03:46.840 like she's not yelling and i'm like i don't have to yeah i don't have to neither do i i just be

00:03:52.140 laughing because sometimes dudes like when you when you clap back and you say meaner shit because i

00:03:57.320 always say like i never said i was nice i said i was the meanest so like that's what i told you

00:04:02.120 i felt like we were both aware right right when you do that to them like and you're calm like you

00:04:07.420 or you laugh like me when they like don't know what to do i'll be hearing your laugh i'll be like oh

00:04:12.380 here we go here we go we're doing it okay let's see what we see and then by the end i'm like damn

00:04:17.880 that kind of hurt my feelings residual friendly fire caught in the crosshairs yeah sometimes i mean

00:04:24.280 like i told some dude he looked like he would drive a scion which is a very specific burn i feel

00:04:30.480 like it's pointed and someone said damn i drive a scion and my feelings are a little hurt i said see

00:04:36.100 but the jokes only apply to the bigots involved that's called crossover sorry to self-reflect on

00:04:42.060 that one sir you need to self-reflect that's why i said maybe that's a you thing like you know how men

00:04:47.440 will be like hitting below the belt like they'll be like you hit below the belt and i'm like there's

00:04:50.940 nothing there though what am i hitting i'm hitting air that's what i'm hitting okay here right between

00:04:56.220 the legs well also like yeah that's the point yeah yeah and you do it that's i'm like yeah like

00:05:03.000 we're on the same page then so what's the problem you hitting below the belt i'm hitting below the

00:05:06.680 belt i'm just like i'm just gonna do it a lot better yes that's why i said i'm just much more

00:05:11.680 efficient about it i feel like you're gonna leave yeah no pants on and that's what the tone always

00:05:16.760 shifts when you start trying to attack men back like when you don't give them the grace and

00:05:21.800 courtesy that they're always used to getting exactly like what are you supposed to do this is why that

00:05:25.900 hurt my feelings what would they do if you actually said that to them they would laugh they'll laugh

00:05:29.860 and then be like oh well you know that's not necessary it's not it very much is yeah very much is i'm

00:05:37.020 gonna keep doing it too and i always say i'm like you guys have this misinterpretation that i'm trying

00:05:42.460 to change you like make you a better person i don't care about you for free for free

00:05:49.460 emotional labor for free your mom doesn't do that enough how come i have to tag in now

00:05:54.960 as i said last time i checked you didn't come out of my cooter not my job i don't want to

00:05:59.720 i said well that's why one time i said do i have big red frizzy hair and a fun quirky outfit on

00:06:06.060 i'm not reba that's what i said i'm not miss frizzle no that's your teacher babe

00:06:09.880 i don't know why i thought about reba when you said big frizzy hair

00:06:13.780 single mom who works two jobs see she's like she's that audio that's her loves her kids and

00:06:19.740 never stops and guess what and i hate i hate you i hate you're my kid i hate you i hate you absolutely

00:06:24.740 to the t she should have stopped she should have quit her jobs she should have stopped she should

00:06:30.380 have loved her kids she should hate you that's what that's honestly let's edit the song oh let's do a

00:06:35.280 remix of it where she stands up first where she chooses her a single mom no reba you

00:06:39.780 just choose you girl that's what i think you deserve happiness yeah put yourself first girl

00:06:45.940 don't don't let don't let this happen please this you see what you just created sorry you see what

00:06:52.380 you just created this is what you created see what i mean that's why i they want to be uh told politely

00:06:59.240 that that was a mean thing to say that's why i said i thought you were cool with making jokes

00:07:04.000 weren't we all making jokes i said this is like silly goofy time i tagged in i said this is double

00:07:09.680 dutch i thought it was my turn to jump in right and then they're like in there together yeah we

00:07:15.020 were in together having a good time and you messed up yeah you messed up the flow we were corbin blue

00:07:19.960 and kiki pommer and jump in the two of us having a good old time together just doing crisscross and

00:07:25.080 and then they then they take the ropes and want to go home why i thought we were having fun we in

00:07:30.200 the final round what are you doing come back come back but honestly this is a really good segue into

00:07:36.600 our topic for today i'm excited because today we're gonna talk about how men drag women versus

00:07:42.500 how women drag men specifically on tiktok that's typically where we stay where we live right and you

00:07:48.620 aren't you and i are well aware yes we talked about oh yes when i tell you like how men drag women

00:07:54.180 on that ad specifically what are your thoughts what are your initial thoughts when you think about

00:07:58.360 it i've been like the audacity the gall the valor the unmitigated gall honestly truly you you want to

00:08:10.120 do this here here when you know you and me are here that's what i i said i said this once because i was

00:08:18.660 uh talking about i said this on a episode two where i talked about how men always like their initial

00:08:23.560 way of dragging women and making fun of them is calling them fat and ugly right that's the only

00:08:28.980 two things they know that's where it ends if you if they can think of a big fat animal they'll

00:08:34.340 compare you to that to an elephant a whale what else is there hippo hippo a buffalo right i get that a

00:08:39.780 lot all that stuff like why is a buffalo that's why i was like y'all really not creative i think part

00:08:45.840 of that is because my last name is spelled like afualo so just a little bit of racism on top of that

00:08:50.540 we love that you saw the you saw the lord yeah so so it's like supposed to be funny like they're

00:08:57.340 thinking of a big fat animal okay that's like as far as it goes and i always tell people this like

00:09:02.500 the reason why men specifically like misogynists do that is because they think women are vapid

00:09:07.980 because they think women are stupid so they think they hold all their worth and value in what they

00:09:11.880 look like so they think the meanest thing they could ever say to you is that you're a big fat

00:09:15.920 girl girl just a big girl just but i would say women are some of the most lethal creatures

00:09:22.800 on this planet truly they are reckless yeah that's not exclusive to us y'all the physical

00:09:29.600 you you're just trying to attack the physical that's how i will go down to your childhood trauma baby

00:09:35.000 remember that time when he was eight oh i got you well that's why like one time i made a joke about a

00:09:41.500 dude having small feet i said what do you what size are you like an eight and a half i said yeah

00:09:45.540 that tells me a lot tell me why this this dude spun out about that one thing i said i said a lot of

00:09:51.360 other jokes too i said he looked like one of the vegetables from veggie tales he didn't even touch

00:09:55.460 on that asparagus the tomato larry larry larry bless his heart bless his heart

00:10:02.440 he couldn't even get to that one because he was losing it over eight and a half size shoe i said

00:10:08.440 and he made a video tell me why he made a video and he was like yeah i am an eight and a half

00:10:13.940 and so what so i was right you couldn't drag me to the pits of hell before i remind if i if you had

00:10:21.020 to make me admit i was eight and a half i'd be like you gonna have to drag me real far now the

00:10:27.880 government couldn't get that out of me no if someone hit it right on the head i'd be like you're

00:10:32.060 out of your mind you fat bitch i'm a 10 and 11 i'd make something up even then 10 11 i'd be like

00:10:37.460 that's what i said that's not even that big either i'm up a little bit you know what i mean

00:10:42.920 i'm 11 i said oh so i was right okay that's what i thought oh or he might be a seven

00:10:49.320 i was like go get your ballet shoes babes okay yeah because you think about eight and a half

00:10:55.260 to six and a half and girls that's a small ass foot you are okay you damn near by the kids

00:11:00.920 almost by the kids yeah like payless kids you know you know the vibes oh i miss payless

00:11:08.680 women are the mean species on planet earth i'm convinced i believe so i was like how do you

00:11:13.260 think i got like this what how do you ever met my mom that's what i say all the time i see my

00:11:18.240 feelings they're made my feelings are made out of vibranium right you think you can hurt my feelings

00:11:22.420 my mom is from mississippi from mississippi i say you can't hurt my feelings bro i've been trained for

00:11:29.440 this day one yes i'm exhausted yeah i'm in the trenches all the time i'll be putting on stuff

00:11:37.180 i'm like i know exactly what she gonna say you look like mr crafts but you look cute

00:11:40.980 dude do my mom be saying the most lethal shit to me in the nicest way i love my and she taught me

00:11:49.700 honestly how to stand up to men like that truly i'll say my mom's the meanest and funniest bitch on

00:11:55.100 this planet that's and that is simply that on that and you it's never a dull time no no it's never a

00:12:01.400 dull time oh she'd be saying stuff and i'm like dude damn okay that hurt my feelings yeah i do this

00:12:09.480 shit for a living that's what i said i said you can't hurt my feelings bro come on come on and that's

00:12:15.020 the thing about like men on tiktok they again have the audacity yeah to be like i'm i'm gonna say that

00:12:19.960 knowing that a lot of women watch that stuff you can hit the for you page like that no truly that's

00:12:25.500 why i said what did you expect to happen like you're you're putting it on an app that invites

00:12:30.200 public discourse what did you expect to happen you expect people to be like oh so hot so sexy i'm

00:12:36.060 gonna change for this guy change for who you got come on you got streaks in your underwear you think

00:12:41.220 i'm gonna do that i really i saw i saw tiktok with this dude he wasn't being bad but he got it

00:12:47.020 he said he went on a date with a girl and she told him he had bitmoji eyes oh man that made me

00:12:53.260 laugh so hard someone was like damn she was she's like yeah he kind of had bitmoji eyes he looked

00:12:57.820 just all it made me laugh he looked like a bit which one like just a regular just a regular human

00:13:03.500 bitmoji and he did i should see women are so specific dude they they are so creative we are so

00:13:10.540 creative i'm like come up with something better yeah exactly like that's that's all it is like with

00:13:16.920 there come up drags even then it's like you have it of course your opinion's wrong i believe

00:13:22.560 your opinion's wrong but if you you gotta come up with something better well and i always say too

00:13:28.480 if you're gonna make fun of looks i better i better click on that profile and i better see

00:13:33.880 bella hadid in person i better see you better be carved from marble i want to see adonis in that

00:13:39.660 place right i swear to god if you're gonna cast stones let's make sure you're not living in a

00:13:44.460 glass house right let's be careful because i can go after your neck okay so if i don't click that

00:13:51.380 profile and i don't see a reincarnation of jesus you you sir are going down you're going down i had

00:14:00.980 i did do comments on something about how ugly it was whatever and then i wrote is that you in your

00:14:05.380 profile picture i just want to make sure real quick and then he said yeah that's me he was like

00:14:10.840 dressed as like jesus for a halloween party or something um and he looked busted to say the

00:14:16.660 least so he said yeah that's me what do you like ashamed of jesus or some shit like that and then i go

00:14:23.680 no that's not it um you just don't look good brother no that's how i wrote back that's it

00:14:28.860 deleted the comments immediately i said you look someone was like with peace and love you look like

00:14:35.220 garbage i was like oh so you look hit my you look hit friend you look hit friend that's you the

00:14:41.820 jesus that's the profile pic you should have stayed i and i always say to him like you when you make fun

00:14:47.880 of what other people look like and you're ugly that will never not be funny that's hilarious

00:14:54.040 like who are you to talk is what i always say and it's always the ones where it's like you

00:15:00.720 like what you just did it wasn't you didn't need to go after him at all you just said you just don't

00:15:05.160 look great you just look like you're going through it you just be hitting to be like oh i can't even

00:15:10.120 think of something that's how ugly you are oh you just don't look good brother that's all i can give

00:15:16.000 you yeah a quick prayer sent you on your way that's it someone was like you didn't even have to say

00:15:21.440 anything i said no i did not he knows i didn't even want to that's why he said this if i keep talking

00:15:26.160 i'm gonna be nauseous so if i spend any more time on this guy i'm not gonna make it that's not it

00:15:32.200 so for those of you who don't know what we like to do here on the comment section is we like to get

00:15:36.940 videos that i was tagged in bring them here and just absolutely go and tear them to shreds all of

00:15:43.000 the above d all of the above you know just do whatever it is we do talk our shit that's what we

00:15:47.560 like to do girl i'm getting hot think about it i'm excited hot and ready oh yeah little caesar's pizza

00:15:52.640 sponsor babe you thinking we thinking outside the box okay so for this first video that we have

00:16:00.700 um it's from our two faves you and i are very familiar uh-huh they go by many names but we're

00:16:06.220 gonna call them timon and pumbaa oh yeah for just demonstrate demonstrative purposes here but they

00:16:12.000 basically have this video for those of you who do know these two men that we're talking about i'm sure

00:16:17.180 you've seen them they go viral for all the worst reasons all the wrong reasons on tiktok all the time

00:16:21.940 they love to drag women for no for anything for existing breathing thinking thoughts all of the

00:16:31.200 above once again so basically one of the hosts says that if your girl is advertising her body on

00:16:37.820 instagram she's cheating and devaluing her confidence and love of her body to which i'm like

00:16:45.440 what are your initial thoughts when i tell you that you i'm supposed to get permission yeah from

00:16:54.620 this man you have to submit an application like a dmv i would rather sit my bare ass on a gas station

00:17:02.500 public toilet seat i would never i would never you think i'm gonna check in with somebody before yeah

00:17:08.540 you know like you know like tsa pre-check you know you have to pay to skip the line that's like

00:17:13.760 basically what it is i gotta pay this oh no you gotta pay him with emotional labor apparently

00:17:19.780 emotional intelligence you have to pay him in spades i would assume that sex better be phenomenal

00:17:24.920 that better be out of this world well you gotta have it first does he know how to do it i don't

00:17:29.680 think so i truly don't think that this person has ever met a woman that wasn't paid to sit in front

00:17:34.680 of him or his mom even paid or his dentist at that point like that's those he has never met a woman

00:17:41.580 i would have leaned in been like good there's a cavity back there i'm nowhere near him the whole

00:17:47.760 like advertising her body on instagram like she's cheating if you own an instagram that means you're

00:17:53.340 cheating what if i like pictures of flowers like i'm what advertising is do i look like a billboard

00:18:01.780 that's what i'm saying like well that's just it just always leads back to like this aggressive

00:18:06.660 objectification of women like that's they see women as commodities as opposed to human beings

00:18:11.480 they see women as sexual yeah like just things they don't see them as humans with emotions and

00:18:16.820 feelings and thoughts and passions and ambition no you should have been just go back to the 1600s

00:18:23.000 where you gotta pay a damn dowry no no yeah no literally like like the biggest fattest pig they

00:18:29.260 would trade for for the hand of a woman they want to marry they're like here you go yep this should

00:18:34.380 be enough right this should cover it no it's the life of your daughter is that cool that's that's

00:18:38.380 all right right that's cool right i was about to cover it this is good enough yeah is this good

00:18:43.520 yeah that's all i got yeah even though he probably got hella but that's all i got that's what i'm saying

00:18:50.440 i advertising your body on instagram that's where i'm just like it's cheating is that what he said

00:18:57.220 it's just like existing on instagram is cheating according to him it's so where am i supposed to

00:19:03.300 exist in his thoughts and prayers only i don't want to be in his thoughts and prayers i need that

00:19:08.620 you have to pay a monthly fee for that some thoughts and prayers but what you mean i'm going to post

00:19:14.680 whatever i want to post on every woman should i i always think like why do you want to control

00:19:19.700 somebody else it's a weird obsession like these men it's just get a dog you know what i mean like get a

00:19:26.340 i don't know don't do that damn dog like that at least they'll listen i mean to them for the most

00:19:31.720 part i would assume not like a little shih tzu that's probably i can see him with a shih tzu i

00:19:36.880 don't know get a roomba like something you can like come out now like you can make it you can

00:19:41.900 control it from your phone a loser get you know truly like get something i don't the fact that you

00:19:47.660 like there's like this thought process of like i want to be able to control how did he come up with

00:19:52.320 that thought process of him being like being on instagram that you just got on your knees in front

00:19:58.400 of another man that is pretty much that is what he is making it seem like it's a great time just

00:20:03.340 looking at men be like where did you get this thought process from who didn't hug you i don't

00:20:08.720 know my my guest dub called it pussy list behavior starved for it you know what i mean fiending just

00:20:15.360 truly foaming at the mouth harched please put it in emaciated like truly from it it's it's uh i've

00:20:23.980 talked about it before but like it's sometimes men like that create this like lore almost this like

00:20:30.260 fantasy of them getting rejected by women that they truly feel would never like them anyways oh so they

00:20:36.420 love us yeah so yeah so they're constantly making up these fake scenarios they're like oh if she has

00:20:41.460 instagram she's probably cheating um like if she goes outside and looks at men she's probably like

00:20:45.780 they create the most ridiculous scenarios to justify it's almost like quitting before you get fired

00:20:51.120 oh i do that all the time yeah you know what i mean though like they're truly like oh yeah you don't

00:20:56.260 like me well that's cool because you're a fuck you're a fat bitch you're fat so i would never ever

00:21:01.380 ever want to be with you ever you look like the fox from chicken little like sir please and you're

00:21:06.340 like oh bummer lower your tone yeah and you're like are you talking to me because you can't even

00:21:11.460 fathom the idea of him believing you could ever be in the same realm let alone league right i just

00:21:16.900 i'll never understand it it's i don't understand at this point i'm like are you just like do you get

00:21:21.700 paid to do this like it's just just kind of like most of the time no most of the time no i'm so curious

00:21:26.840 you do this you do this for free i know like every time they do these shows and they have all these

00:21:31.340 women who i'm convinced are hostages at this point yeah they they pay them or hire them like

00:21:36.720 through like agencies and and shit so it's not like they're like oh i would love to go in that

00:21:41.540 podcast no i would saw that outline i'd be like who am i gonna no no and the ones that are there

00:21:47.360 are they like and you would do it for a check too how did you do it for a check yeah i was employee

00:21:53.260 of the month no seriously yeah seriously like no yeah i don't want to be employed i don't actually

00:21:59.060 be verge of firing i want to be i want to be on probation that's what i want to be i want to be

00:22:05.100 the worst person you've ever met and we are all the time absolutely they're the worst i feel like

00:22:10.360 we're the fun co-workers right as soon as you see us on the schedule you'd be like oh this gonna be a

00:22:14.520 good shift thank god and then you see him you'd be like don't be in a room alone with him

00:22:21.100 don't put me in a room alone with him no seriously and then he goes on to say that

00:22:26.660 because a woman has a specific lifestyle i would assume having to do with instagram or whatever

00:22:32.860 she's a gold digger implying that she's incapable of being successful on her own so like basically

00:22:38.820 she's making money off instagram by being half naked because she knows men are looking at her

00:22:43.760 blah blah blah blah blah if you don't get that damn check i would have got a check what do you

00:22:48.380 why are you so concerned with other women getting their checks i have no clue constantly worried

00:22:54.360 about someone else's money this could never be me this gives off very do you want to be a house

00:22:58.600 husband i feel like i mean hear me out i feel like they want to be a house husband right do you want

00:23:03.440 to be a stay-at-home dad yeah husband and that's okay that's okay babe just say it yeah just say it

00:23:10.220 well and then i'm thinking like you don't you don't want her to work but you you don't want her to

00:23:14.160 make her own money but you don't want her to mooch off you but you don't want her to make more

00:23:17.400 money than you what is she supposed to do i guess it'd be at home that's what i said but then you

00:23:23.200 you'll call her a mooch and like say oh she's just using me because she's a gold digger men are meant

00:23:28.300 to provide okay gold digger you have to have gold first you have to have it i cannot gold dig someone

00:23:34.320 who's broke you have you have titanium you have what it was copper copper aluminum you have aluminum

00:23:41.320 foil the finest aluminum for reynolds is it reynolds yeah reynolds aluminum foil that is all

00:23:47.840 you have baby that's not i'm i'm like i always say that when they're like yeah like one person they

00:23:53.120 always say one percent are men like high value men those are like like rich and famous men so like

00:23:58.400 athletes rappers movie stars any kind of any kind of celebrity right when they speak on behalf of them

00:24:04.980 i'm like you aren't one of them they're like we'll see like with we who's we who is we they are on a

00:24:11.200 different tax bracket who is we that's why i said you don't even breathe the same air as them let alone

00:24:15.900 spend the same money so who are you to talk on behalf of those you have one zero in your bank account

00:24:21.320 one zero not multiple 50 yeah i always i just always laugh at like them speaking on behalf of like

00:24:29.260 rich and famous like athletes for example and they're like oh she's just using him for even if

00:24:35.620 she was how does that concern you have you heard chase a bag don't worry about what she doing okay

00:24:40.460 and you think he's getting nothing in return i mean i always think that too i'm like women women who

00:24:45.920 who date specifically for fame and money they are never lying no they are very very obvious very

00:24:51.880 upfront about it and that's what i respect about it because it's like you know exactly what you getting

00:24:56.040 yeah you know exactly what they doing you think they don't know that so you worried about her

00:25:02.240 she still she getting racks all right by her husband and that's why i think and you sound jealous

00:25:09.280 you so you want a rich husband go get one go get one i'll be at the wedding i will be at that damn

00:25:14.980 wedding don't sign that prenup good luck to you i and i always say when they do the same thing with

00:25:22.120 instagram specifically like how he's talking about women make money off instagram like shaking ass

00:25:25.980 showing ass they say that about tiktok too i'm always like what's our excuse

00:25:29.780 you don't see me doing that you don't i'll tell you what i look at my i look my worst on tiktok

00:25:35.960 i'll tell you that oh girl i look like oh i look uncircumcised like i'd be wearing my i wear my head

00:25:42.220 scarf i'd be like okay i do not care whenever someone i'm either dating or something they'd be like

00:25:48.060 oh we found her tiktok i'm like there it is well this was fun that's me in my truest form it truly is

00:25:54.740 i i'd be filming them on the toilet so that's why i just what's my excuse i just i just ripped a fat

00:26:00.860 one i'd be like all right i have a tiktok idea that's why you just roll over and turn on your

00:26:06.240 phone exactly smelling like funions and shit and i'd be like all right this is the perfect time

00:26:11.560 i just thought of something funny to say you know the funny the one thing on twitter like it's the

00:26:16.280 pictures when they had like the rihanna thing the rumor yeah it was a picture where it was a guy that

00:26:22.620 was like oh asap cheated i guess it's my turn i'd be like no it's not no it's you are at the back of

00:26:29.760 the line you said whose turn your turn your turn sure whose turn first turn to do what send out

00:26:35.460 another tweet turn out to close the tweet that's that's your turn it's your turn to lie again how

00:26:41.080 dare you i felt offended when i saw that i was like and it was not even rihanna there's a picture

00:26:46.380 of a mattress on the floor with a whole bunch of like trash oh yeah yeah oh my gosh that's just

00:26:52.100 like i i talked about this on my show once too like there are literally uh men who go on like

00:26:56.620 meg the stallion's instagram and they'll be like i don't know just not my type

00:27:00.020 oh man i think about meg i'm like dang my tummy just feel i go yeah no shit no yeah no shit bitch

00:27:11.100 this is not for me you know what i'm gonna take a wild guess and say you're not hers either

00:27:14.600 i'm gonna take a wild for you in the first place i said i'm gonna take a wild stab in the

00:27:18.520 dark that not even on your best fucking day so not even on your best jesus couldn't even help

00:27:24.160 not even in your sunday best could you get her just again the unmitigated gall that it's just

00:27:33.040 unreal the valor these men have the courage it takes to write that out god to tweet that out and

00:27:39.940 send i almost applaud you for just being brave like this now let me tell you about yourself

00:27:48.500 because that's exactly what i love to do i'll be like that's and that's what i see you do the

00:27:53.420 things they say about about some of the hottest women in the world meg they was talking about meg

00:27:59.060 at coach i was like you saw meg you which megan were you looking at what megan were you looking

00:28:05.920 at meg the stallion i would pay good money i'm on my knees honestly honestly i said that yesterday

00:28:11.600 i was like i i will anything she needs me to be i'll be that for her i will be under the stage i

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00:28:57.140 love me some megan right okay so in the comments of this wonderful video what a fire take about

00:29:04.880 women on instagram top quality someone someone said lol no bro it's a picture no deeper than that

00:29:12.700 to be honest it's just a picture it's just a picture it means nothing nothing at all if you don't want

00:29:18.700 it to it's a picture of herself and she and if she looks cute sometimes i think that too i'm like

00:29:25.260 aren't y'all so vapid and like uh care a lot about looks right you care a lot about what women look

00:29:31.020 like right so if you by some miracle had had like a hottie a dime piece why wouldn't you want other

00:29:37.940 people to think that she's looking isn't that all you guys care about i feel like some because if you

00:29:42.760 don't want your your girl on instagram you're not gonna have anybody on instagram yeah so you don't

00:29:47.960 want women on instagram because it's considered cheating guess what you don't get to do anything

00:29:51.640 you don't get to do anything what are you gonna scroll and look at them yo gym bros that's like

00:29:55.200 more men more men i feel like that's what they want is to look at they gym bros all roads lead back

00:30:00.980 you know shoot they do i feel like that would be a good porno i feel like it would it would be

00:30:06.080 can you imagine imagine that honestly this next one says you don't own her bro she left you move on

00:30:13.000 you know sometimes sometimes i think when people are like oh like this person must have gotten like

00:30:19.580 absolutely messed up by a girl or whatever yeah that could very well be true but sometimes i think

00:30:26.820 it's just the absolute starvation of puss that they're suffering from that's what i think it is

00:30:31.880 they've never had one and they blame the world they haven't seen one since they came out of one

00:30:36.680 yeah and i think i think all the time i'm like that requires an extreme amount of like self-awareness

00:30:42.180 right maybe i'm the worst have you ever thought about that if you self-reflect if you even think hey

00:30:48.260 i am the i am the problem i may be the problem we're getting somewhere we're getting somewhere

00:30:54.340 then you're like well she has an instagram she's a thought see as i said the lore they just start

00:30:59.440 making stuff up but see like if if all women are repulsed by you what are the odds every single one

00:31:04.500 of them is wrong at what point do you start to go at your big age because that man has to be in his

00:31:09.320 30s i thought he was like 52 yeah i thought he was 52 with negative three kids i'll tell you that

00:31:15.500 bald spot tells me he's like 76 at least in the middle of a tree tells me he's like 70 oh i know

00:31:22.100 it's musty down there easily i know it's musty the fact that the bald spot is just dead center

00:31:26.780 so do you think the bald spot transfers somewhere else do you think it's like i have no idea but

00:31:32.400 but if i were him i'd start picking better angles of that camera because sometimes it's shooting

00:31:37.020 straight from the back just get an airpod just get some damn airpods that's what i said i said once

00:31:41.400 like it looks like crop circles like the aliens came and just they just burned it up they said we

00:31:46.580 have been here it looks like a testing site it looks like a bomb i said area 51 get out of here

00:31:51.980 man and i and i i genuinely think like someone like him at his big age if all the women around you

00:31:59.680 are extremely repulsed by you what are the odds that every single one of them is wrong

00:32:04.020 it's at what point do you go what do all these women have in common

00:32:07.600 they they hate me they gag when they see me that's what happens not in the sexual way

00:32:14.100 at what point do you go maybe they don't i'm the problem they don't that's what i'm saying

00:32:20.840 so you just go through life lying forever yeah i hope so i really hope so i'm like i do not want

00:32:27.600 whatever that is walking around okay i don't die alone please yeah because i don't want any

00:32:33.900 children oh yeah but don't procreate don't procreate at all don't procreate get a damn

00:32:39.000 lizard or something yeah you can teach them those ways yeah just you can talk to for hours

00:32:44.040 they'll never talk back they don't speak english nope guys but you know what they're gonna be

00:32:49.000 acting the same way against the other lizards i was gonna say what if they start learning english

00:32:52.760 they're like i can't take it anymore okay leave that's it that's it i'm not doing this

00:32:56.600 this one says uh this man is the reason i'm a lesbian i wouldn't blame you i would not blame

00:33:03.600 no not at all i feel like he doesn't know where it is i don't i just at his big age he should know

00:33:09.340 you'd think you would think you would know think but i mean i've heard worse i don't think he's

00:33:13.720 even been close other than what he sees on his computer screen at yeah like in real life he's never

00:33:18.240 seen it in real life no yeah this one says so just forget the fact she could be making her own money

00:33:22.800 they don't care about that that's what i'm saying they they can't they just want a reason

00:33:27.520 to complain about something or blame someone else for their misfortune in life and to control them

00:33:33.220 yeah that's what it seems like to me yeah it's very controlling and i like on a on a like

00:33:37.900 psychological level it's like they're so painfully insecure and they feel so out of control of what

00:33:44.600 other people's perception of them is so they need control in some ways they want to control women

00:33:48.120 let's say i have self-help books just ready on deck in my car i'll be like seek help you know

00:33:53.900 what therapy would do that man wonders he'll never go but he'll never go give him a female therapist

00:33:59.380 never he's gonna be like oh another they just see they just see you sitting there

00:34:05.120 just be like i did a whole thing where i like i went and got my doctorates i went to like ell woods i

00:34:11.400 just decided to go to school to become a doctor and it just goes just so i could be his therapist

00:34:16.060 that would be the ultimate the ultimate oh my god i dedicate 10 years of my life to that that is

00:34:23.160 dedication that is absolute dedication and then i'm taking all these notes he's opening up to me

00:34:27.440 and i says it says here you're a bitch you believe that that's what you're writing i was drawing

00:34:32.360 something that's my official prognosis for you now get out and i'm all that'll be fifty thousand

00:34:37.380 dollars by the way you can't afford that though so i'll take 50 the last of your bank account

00:34:42.880 and this last one says so because she's living a good lifestyle and can afford extra things means

00:34:48.840 it's automatically not her money well i mean with them like it's again it's a possession a

00:34:56.000 possessive thing everything that you do or are belongs to them it's like your existence your

00:35:01.160 character everything about you belongs to them that's why i don't like the like phrase what's yours

00:35:05.260 is mine what's mine is ours i've been like what's mine is mine what's mine is mine and what's yours

00:35:12.220 is yours but you stay safe though couldn't be me but good luck to you good luck to you i'll spot you

00:35:18.100 20 but what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours now we can put in together yeah on what is ours

00:35:26.900 even i'll make more money than you but what's yours well that's why you know like that's why

00:35:34.000 um these men these are the same men who like harp on prenups and stuff and i'm like again you'll never

00:35:39.520 have enough money to require a prenup but like sure let's play the game let's play the fantasy game

00:35:43.900 if that's the case like and you really love and trust this person like why do you need a prenup

00:35:49.680 because to me it's like you're you're banking on it failing but it just goes beyond money to me but

00:35:55.520 like again but that's what most people think of whenever they think of a prenup yeah i'm like but

00:35:59.580 they always think of women they're like you have to make women sign a prenup i'm gonna have my man

00:36:03.180 sign my prenup i'll be like i bet you anything oprah's husband has a prenup who i bet you anything

00:36:08.640 that's why he's getting everything now he's like let me get everything while i can that's what i'm

00:36:13.680 saying like there are plenty of men who have had to sign prenups who's signing marriage documents with

00:36:19.480 like a very wealthy woman right but every time they talk about prenups they're only talking about women

00:36:23.080 like women are the only ones that have to sign a prenup yeah that's what i'm saying they're not

00:36:27.220 gendered they're just for whoever if you want them and one of you makes significantly more money than

00:36:31.940 the other because they would dream about asking being asked hey can i get a prenup we need to sign

00:36:37.320 a prenup that's their money young incel what do you want with what money yeah i'm like yeah the

00:36:43.040 valvoline's paying that much these days that's crazy is it i don't think so girl you're making that

00:36:49.020 kind of money there yeah it's true you're telling me so that what's what's yours is mine now

00:36:53.940 it's the same thing at that point i'm gonna make you sign one it's not exactly there you go he goes

00:37:00.920 to me everything stills with me because damn okay so going into this next video that we have this is

00:37:07.920 actually one of your videos so it's this is more so a take on how women choose to roast men i.e you and

00:37:15.060 i yes right i think i was i think you might have mentioned me in this one too i can't remember i

00:37:19.820 mentioned you in one and then oh yeah this was a different one yeah you're right you're right you

00:37:23.620 were like i already did a video about it i was like oh oh i'm late oh i'm a little bit late no and

00:37:28.880 i and i it's funny because the man you the man you made a video about um blocked me prematurely

00:37:35.700 oh he knew he knew he knew some shit i was getting tagged in it um on twitter and i found it odd

00:37:43.940 because i was like that's weird like typically they tag me on tiktok so i went to go look for

00:37:47.980 him and he blocked me prematurely as soon as that one started going uh viral that's beta behavior

00:37:54.400 low value man you said you said it yourself you said it's very beta behavior that's listen that's

00:38:00.700 very pop i don't want to call you a bitch but you're a bitch you know what i mean very much so

00:38:04.680 i don't even want to call you a bitch that's a that's an insult that is a bitches to bitches yeah

00:38:09.460 to female dogs big weenie yeah oh don't do the don't do goofy the what is it weenie hud jr

00:38:15.700 don't do that super weenie hud jr super weenie hud jr that's super weenie hud jr behavior very much so

00:38:21.100 because he is blocking you prematurely which was very funny to me like yeah oh for someone who's so

00:38:28.040 high value so high value that he doesn't want to use a used vagina did he say yeah in the original

00:38:33.920 one i was like chasing a woman with a used vagina so a newborn a child and when he was i remember

00:38:40.920 too when he was counting like this like towards the camera his nails were so long i was oh oh i just

00:38:47.660 looked i looked at i was like i might get a viral infection that's a pink eye immediately that's pink

00:38:52.840 eye contact with it i'll say three days ago shit still in the nail i'm like you need to wash your

00:38:58.660 damn fingers and cut them and i'd say and i think if the fingers like can you imagine what the toes

00:39:03.460 look like them puppies them dogs them damn dogs need to go back to the pound go to the get a foot

00:39:10.560 scrub come on like we are in 2022 now i i truly am some i fight so hard for men to do foot hygiene

00:39:19.400 of some sort it's necessary give me anything please god if not keep the shoes on forever forever

00:39:26.480 forever you put on some flip-flops i'm flaming your ass right then and there i don't care where

00:39:31.980 we are family function and i think if you pull them out and i see them what if i turn to stone like

00:39:36.780 medusa that's how horrible they are start barking at you no genuinely oh i can't handle it i can't do

00:39:46.120 that but who but with him doing that i didn't okay someone kept bringing up how i was like looking down

00:39:53.820 at the camera yeah i actually wasn't meaning to do that yeah it wasn't intentional but still i was

00:39:58.760 like oh well you are five two you are five two he's five two he's like you guys are so mean to me

00:40:03.960 because i'm five two you should it's funny because no one knew how tall he was again you aired your own

00:40:08.380 shit out you why you air out your own laundry like that the government didn't even get that out

00:40:11.940 of you i'm saying like stay sitting stay filming from a high angle leave a lot of headroom you know

00:40:16.780 what i mean like it was working when you were sitting in the car yeah it wasn't though it was real

00:40:21.480 tacky when in the back with the stars i'm like you are 36 i just imagine him like propping up a

00:40:27.200 phone light like one of those ones you you get like those little ring lights that you clip to the

00:40:31.460 back of your phone he's doing that like a carl's junior parking lot someone hardy's someone walking

00:40:36.180 by is like what is he doing what in the hell in the in the parking lot of big lots just tapping the

00:40:41.980 window what is this what are you doing i'm calling the police on the same topic of like airing your

00:40:49.340 own shit out when i made that joke about that dude with the eight and a half shoe size one of

00:40:54.240 his like gym bro buddies like came to the rescue like tried to like come defend him right let me

00:40:59.780 set this scene for you this man goes drives his car somewhere it's like freezing you can tell it's

00:41:04.540 cold outside because the nips rock hard icicles could poke an eye out oh god literally yardsticks

00:41:11.000 anyways i digress he's in this parking lot sets up his phone on like a lamppost shirt off

00:41:17.480 obviously that's how i saw the nips right and he's standing there screaming at his phone

00:41:21.700 talking about how i'm a bully and he's like and you're probably gonna make fun of me too you're

00:41:26.140 gonna make fun of what i look like well i'll just tell you right now my shoe size is seven i'm five six

00:41:32.920 and i only weigh like 160 pounds i said you did my job for me bro i didn't have to do anything he's

00:41:40.460 standing there screaming like that was supposed to make me feel oh i would have said par i'd have been

00:41:44.700 like go ahead stay up king go off king tell tell him you better tell me please purr you and your

00:41:55.920 frozen grapes purr come on i'm like you ate him up you ate yourself lower i'm like you could not pay me

00:42:05.600 to tell you that you you just aired your own shit i didn't say anything i've never seen that dude

00:42:11.280 nothing he literally went had a nervous breakdown literally roasted himself what was i supposed to

00:42:17.420 say to that you sound like you got some insecurities that you need to talk about sounds like my video

00:42:22.460 really opens something up up here and you need to confront that with a licensed professional it was

00:42:28.040 the ashtray cal jacobs ashtray just hit him to the point where he was like you know what i am homo

00:42:33.600 you know what i love you know what i think i think i like boys i love me some man he like when

00:42:40.040 i saved the video i wish i still had it i think i might have deleted it but i saved it because it

00:42:43.820 made me laugh so hard because i was like what was i supposed to do with this like what was i supposed

00:42:48.160 to do just do at it like i like check i have like a checklist i'm checking okay height hairline

00:42:55.820 obviously weight small calves small feet well cover all the bases i could talk about your nipples

00:43:01.000 right now i really could i've made and i've made a joke about someone's nipples before like because

00:43:05.560 they were so large like like this man had areolas the size of the sun like truly like he i said he

00:43:11.980 looked like he was the village wet nurse like he had just been feeding all the kids all day long

00:43:16.820 suckling at them teats and i made that joke and then in his response same thing he goes yeah you know

00:43:22.040 what i do have really big nipples do you i would have been like okay

00:43:27.840 go off put your registry in your bio please i will buy you as many i will have you pump i will get

00:43:38.020 do you need privacy to pump because that's it that's like their way of responding to like they'll say

00:43:43.400 terrible shit and then men like women like you and i will roast the absolute dog shit out of them

00:43:49.540 and then they come back and they're like yeah what do you want me to do with that

00:43:53.860 okay we'll conversation over again like so we come to a mutual agreement so we're on the same page so

00:43:59.900 you agree okay cool you're a little bitch that's what i said i don't want to say you're a bitch but

00:44:04.240 you're kind of a bitch unbelievable i those are my favorite responses those are the best responses

00:44:09.080 honestly like because then it's like you did your job for me so i was right so okay so what's the

00:44:14.580 problem what's the problem then i can i can list you some recommendations of

00:44:18.980 therapists in the area is that what you need that was i was like what was the point of this

00:44:23.940 because i opened a can of worms obviously yeah i unraveled something you say in size seven

00:44:29.500 willingly in public and i'm about to do at it make it even so now now everybody know you got a small

00:44:35.340 you got some small ass feet yeah and i and i you got pomeranians on your feet it just makes me laugh

00:44:40.620 so hard because i'm like okay awesome great job great work team great job we did it we did it

00:44:48.040 together he couldn't have done it without you come on king let him know that's what he said let

00:44:54.240 him know just stares in the camera just silence just right okay okay so uh the comments on your

00:45:01.760 video this one says he does not get the short king card you know i talk about shorties a lot but i

00:45:07.680 always say like not all short men are misogynists but all misogynists are short just like not all

00:45:14.200 bald men are misogynists or balding but all bald are balding men right misogynists like it's it's

00:45:20.220 it's like a catch me too because short men who don't make being short their cross to bear

00:45:26.640 don't care they're actually really nice yeah and i don't have a problem with that's what some people

00:45:31.540 like you were you were body shaming him i was like oh i can't see get me started i can see his

00:45:38.440 whatever those nails are them damn eagle talons and then you have the i don't care i don't care

00:45:45.560 i don't care i was like i don't care that he's five two yeah like it just but you're a misogynist

00:45:51.920 now i'm gonna really point out that you're five two that's what i really five all the time because

00:45:56.560 sometimes they try to say like oh well what about the people that are they're not gonna care

00:46:00.240 because they're not they don't apply their mindset doesn't yeah if that if the shoe doesn't fit

00:46:04.940 don't wear it don't wear it i think that all the time and your shoe it won't fit and it won't

00:46:08.840 you will not fit mine's too big for you to be honest say 11 you're a size 7 you can find these

00:46:15.540 in the kids maybe go over there go probably have better luck over there and pay less you know it's

00:46:20.620 like women's men's and then the kids just go over there i i i genuinely have said to like body shaming

00:46:27.220 to me means that there's like real life implication yes so like you have real life discrimination you

00:46:32.880 you suffer at the hands of systemic oppression that kind of that's body shaming no one's body

00:46:37.860 shaming for being short like you know you don't get discriminated against because you're short

00:46:40.940 no dude is like the doctor like i i made this example once it's like when you go to the doctor

00:46:46.340 and you're like you know what like i feel sick like my neck hurts or whatever they're not like

00:46:50.200 have you tried growing they do that all the time to fat people like if fat people go to the doctor

00:46:55.040 and they're like hey like i i'm having a hard time with like my ankle they'll be like why have you

00:46:59.600 tried losing weight that has nothing to do that's like that's what fat phobia is yes ingrained in all

00:47:05.200 kinds of different right um systems all over right no one does that to short people no one does it if

00:47:11.460 you small dick no one no one does that to you no because i can't one i can't see it but i again i

00:47:16.360 could i could probably figure it out yeah i always equate like when you try to equate body shaming to

00:47:20.660 like short dudes and fat women or fat people in general right i always say it's like comparing getting a

00:47:27.020 flat tire to getting run over right both have to do with the car both are bad but one is infinitely

00:47:33.740 worse than the other one is like could literally kill you and i the thing about that is because i'll

00:47:39.820 be because i always love being like you're built like a candle i love saying shit like that but

00:47:45.240 i like most of the time i don't see what their like lower half looks like so i just go off guessing

00:47:51.000 and i most of the time say you look like and it's usually just the face yeah so when someone's

00:47:56.420 like well you talk about men all the time and i'm like same because they do because it's because

00:48:02.760 it's funny they do look like rumple still skin it's that works and let's all laugh at it it's

00:48:07.720 funny it's funny just laugh just laugh please i'm not saying what they like body wise what they

00:48:13.520 look like exactly it's just more of like no that is what you're building resemblance to you like yeah

00:48:18.780 i literally told the dude i said you look like a toothbrush to me and i said which is ironic because

00:48:24.120 you look like you haven't brushed in the last 10 years because his teeth were yellow so that's

00:48:29.860 funny right and this dude literally wrote the same thing you could have made fun of my acne you could

00:48:34.220 have made fun of this babe you wanted me to because we can't we can go around too right now okay what i

00:48:41.180 know was if you want to let's do it let's do it right now i'll do it i will do it again let's go

00:48:45.880 honestly the silly shit is what makes me laugh and just like you like the silliest things like saying

00:48:51.080 shit like that it's so and it makes them the most mad that's when it's something silly like it's a

00:48:55.760 silly goose i love i love it because then it's like okay and people will be in the comments like

00:49:00.220 dying yeah of course you get like the little you know congregation of seagulls and be like oh this

00:49:07.280 is a family yeah i told this dude once i was like how's that like i was making fun of him and i was like

00:49:13.740 how's your relationship gonna work um when you live in a can on sesame street because he looked like

00:49:18.400 oscar the grouch dude that joke hit so hard and he was like i don't get it he of course you don't

00:49:25.020 you're not cultured you're not you're ugly that's the joke that's what you want me to say do you want

00:49:30.080 me i can send you i can dm you i can do it out for you you got a unibrow and it's funny it's funny

00:49:36.820 there you go that's it you probably smell like one too garbage can you probably do but it's like what

00:49:42.680 do you want shit like that's funny to me and it makes them so upset and that kindles joy for me

00:49:47.540 it's it's like euphoric yeah it's almost euphoric you know how people how they feel during their

00:49:53.940 wedding day i'll be like oh when they see their their their newborn child for the first time me

00:49:59.960 that's me watching you lose it over my joke over my especially if you know and they know it's funny

00:50:05.760 and how people are laughing about it yeah oh that is the euphoric i can't even oh i'm getting hot

00:50:11.920 thinking about it i feel so good i feel i'm feeling a little tingle yeah oh that is such

00:50:17.960 that's the best feeling because it's like you are so affected yeah you must value my opinion i'm saying

00:50:24.180 you must value that's literally one of those things too because i said like they're like all you ever

00:50:28.980 do is make high and hairline jokes i'm like those are called staples mama like they always hit like

00:50:34.480 they hit you really hard you get very upset that's why i use them also i'll retire them as soon as they

00:50:39.720 stop hurting your feelings it's equivalent you know how with like the um people have someone that

00:50:45.020 passed away in their um their bio yeah oh i'll be like i could go there oh i could go there but i'm

00:50:52.480 not going to make me you know what i mean yeah even though sometimes i'll be like oh it says r.i.p

00:50:57.920 meemaw of 2013 let me not do that let me not do that that might be their 13th reason let me let me

00:51:05.200 not do that let me make it 12 and a half let me make it 12 and a half dude i i i do that too when

00:51:10.140 i look at their their profiles and stuff too oh i'll be looking for something in there maybe like

00:51:15.240 20 followers i'll be like crazy 20 followers i said let me find out that instagram's attached let

00:51:20.820 me find out who i go on there i go on facebook and it's private i'll be like i'll say make me a friend

00:51:28.200 let's do it requested request i will hit request so fast i feel like here we go and this last one

00:51:35.760 says men never admit to their true height he's actually 4 11 i mean i wouldn't be surprised if

00:51:41.880 he was but that's true about the height thing i say that all the time you just gotta subtract two

00:51:47.400 subtract they're below six feet actually they always add two inches so if they're like five seven

00:51:52.800 they'll be like i'm like five nine i'll be like stop lying stop lying and like i don't know if it's

00:51:58.300 like you're because you're pretty tall too i'm 5 10 okay yeah see i'm six feet so like i always say

00:52:04.000 people i can guess height like to the inch accurate like i guess it with celebrities all the time just

00:52:09.300 for fun and i'm always right so with them too i'm always like i'm looking down at you there's no way

00:52:15.700 you're six feet oh i love doing that at a bar i'll be like they say oh i'm like six two and i'm like

00:52:21.380 we're eye level somebody lying somebody one of us is and guess what it ain't me it ain't me i'm

00:52:27.740 wearing flats flats i'm 5 10 flat and we are eye level that's why i love you're making eye contact

00:52:35.280 with my titties so there's no way i bet i'll say how does it smell because guess what that is you're

00:52:40.500 on that eye level you are 5 6 my friend you are 5 6 you you ain't gotta lie to kick it like it's okay

00:52:47.280 just you better you better embrace that height that's why i said what if you come across a

00:52:51.540 bitch like me you be lying like that what if you come across a bitch like me and i'll be doing

00:52:55.080 quick and i will not let you lie to god and me no way gotta be one or the other because god be

00:53:01.920 looking down like you now you better stop lying you know you 5 2 but they do i you you're right

00:53:10.720 because i heard somebody say 6 4 once they're like 6 3 and taller they don't lie no never they're

00:53:16.660 in fact they they round down a lot of times oh i'm just so they're like they're like i don't know

00:53:20.660 like 6 2 when they're like 6 5 and so they're like no you're definitely taller than you get ready for

00:53:25.680 the draft like like like my boyfriend is 6 4 and his brother is 6 3 but my boyfriend always tells

00:53:33.000 he's like no i'm like 6 3 and he's significantly taller than his brother i'm like i always tell him

00:53:37.580 like you're 6 4 start telling people you're 6 4 with your chest yeah 6 4 chest take that extra inch

00:53:43.640 i swear to god i'll say linebacker you can i'm telling you put it out that's right and his

00:53:49.380 brother is is pretty is really tall 6 3 is tall so he he even told him to because his brother's in

00:53:54.520 the military so his brother's like i literally get medical like physical exams all the time i'm 6 3

00:53:59.820 and you're taller than me so you're a 6 4 6 4 i don't know they just like don't that's why i said

00:54:03.960 any taller than 6 2 they never lie i feel like he just listened to that one doctor one time and was

00:54:10.020 like you're 6 3 yeah yeah and he's like well i don't want to lie so yeah exactly and even though

00:54:15.160 that he'd be 6 6 he'd be like i'm 6 3 no baby you are not you are getting ready for the nba draft

00:54:20.780 you're getting ready for the nba draft when i was 14 i was 5 9 right and like my doctor told me i was

00:54:26.340 done growing he's like you're done i go are you sure do you promise because i don't want to be tall

00:54:30.720 anymore because i hated being tall because my dad is 6 6 who but my mom's 5 3 same yes around same yeah

00:54:37.940 so my older sister's 5 4 i'm 6 feet my brother's like 6 1 now 6 feet 6 1 is he younger

00:54:43.740 oh i can't stand that i can't stand that i know we all got taller i'll say my little brother is 6 2

00:54:49.700 and i'm like i will hit you in no kneecaps don't you lower your tone oh yeah bend down don't don't

00:54:56.560 talk to me like i know say i'll put my brother on his back i'll any day i don't care how big you get

00:55:01.860 i don't know about me i got them uh tree branches i got them little twigs for arms

00:55:07.420 so i got shoulders and if not you got psychological you know what i mean i'll break it down that way

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00:56:20.640 called guess who said that shit so i'm gonna say a quote and i'm gonna give you three terrible men

00:56:25.680 and then you have to guess which terrible man said that okay okay this first one is uh why are women

00:56:33.480 too weak and stupid to get wait what does it say oh why are women too weak and stupid to get their

00:56:39.300 brain powers valued they're the majority of college students and the options are ben shapiro donald trump

00:56:46.540 and tucker carlson oh you you said tucker carlson immediately tucker carlson to me it's actually

00:56:51.900 ben shapiro oh not even surprised i'm not even surprised it talks like kermit the frog and when

00:56:57.860 are we all gonna have a discussion about it we we should we definitely should because i hear him and

00:57:03.020 i'm just like i'm where i be like the muppets on vacation literally i'm like dang no truly he looks

00:57:13.640 like kermit too i'm saying he looks like a puppet that's for that's for sure he looks like a puppet

00:57:18.860 i wouldn't be surprised if you like looked and someone's hand was up his just you know what i'm

00:57:23.480 saying i would be that's why he's angled down because you don't want to see the arm you never

00:57:27.340 really see him standing because if he stands his hand is shoved up there to the elbow you know

00:57:32.560 what i'm saying if he stands i'm gonna be like i applaud you sir i applaud you because i thought you

00:57:38.760 were being controlled by somebody i really did i really hope so because if not and you're just

00:57:44.160 walking around with those thoughts clanking around in that head of yours that big ass head god help

00:57:48.760 us all my god did his poor mother his poor mother probably it probably was a black hole by the time

00:57:54.580 she was done i feel so bad that head is big someone someone literally made a video about me

00:58:00.500 and ben shapiro and they were saying like they would pay money to watch me make fun of him

00:58:05.040 and i was like i would dog walk ben shapiro i was like just like nate jacobs i i was a big

00:58:11.640 nate jacobs thing too like oh nate jacobs you would end nate jacobs with just looking at him

00:58:16.680 let alone ben shapiro ben shapiro is just a tame nate jacobs i bet you if i just did one of these

00:58:23.040 to ben shapiro he had shit his pants i say two for flinching he'll pass out he'll pass out

00:58:28.420 he just faints immediately just no medical like a goat you know the goats like you you startle them

00:58:36.440 they was like they freeze up and pass out it's like one of those he'll be all right yeah he'll

00:58:43.620 be all right just give him a second oh don't touch him he'll come to i thought it was tucker carlson

00:58:48.820 i was really surprised right okay so this next one is women know deep down their value is a

00:58:54.980 thousand percent derived from the way they look this is dr uman kevin samuels myron games

00:59:02.380 is it kevin samuels no it's myron games but i would have guessed kevin samuels because it sounds

00:59:07.500 like something kevin said they had dr umar on there yeah

00:59:10.260 dr umar you you was put in he was set up even though i agree i was about to be like

00:59:19.060 he sounded like he that's something he would say too but that word only by looks yeah like

00:59:25.440 women know that their value deep deep down know their value is a thousand percent derived from the

00:59:31.540 way they look okay and then who created that narrative look in the mirror look in the mirror

00:59:36.720 because it really be your own homies they saying oh well it's because of how you how do you how did

00:59:42.300 that come to be who why do you think that is beauty standards in the first place why do you think women

00:59:48.500 hold that currency in society you mad that we look better than you that's always the case too i told

00:59:54.000 you all roads lead back to that bald spot truly that corn maze on the head that's truly where they all

01:00:00.440 lead back to it looks like bare dirt it's truly i told you the center of a tree like if i cut a tree

01:00:06.620 down and i count those rings oh yeah like a patch of grass 20 years without pussy that's what it's

01:00:11.600 gonna say 20 years that's what's gonna read like a palm he hasn't felt warmth in years man i know his

01:00:17.140 toes be curling afterwards okay this last one is uh if you're 170 and 5 7 you're fat and that's why

01:00:25.720 you can't get a man and this is kevin samuels donald trump walter weeks

01:00:30.920 oh is it donald trump no no no your gut yeah it was kevin samuels i was gonna say your gut it was

01:00:38.480 kevin samuels he's saying shit like that kevin your name is kevin your name is kevin come on kev i

01:00:46.480 only like one kevin and that's kevin mccallister that is the only kevin i will be like you know what

01:00:51.460 the legend i i rock with kevin you're rocking with kevin yeah other than that kevin samuels

01:00:57.440 samuels it's funny because he's probably 170 and 5 7 5 2 i would say about 5 2 5 3 i wouldn't be

01:01:05.660 surprised i feel like i can bench press him no truly i feel i can and he he gives out dating advice

01:01:11.540 and hasn't he been divorced like two three times you might want to take your own advice you worry

01:01:15.840 about the wrong audience here you might want to just that call's coming from inside the house it's

01:01:20.540 inside the house no truly that podcast he's listening to it right afterwards he's like you

01:01:25.700 know what i made some really great points gotta take some notes let me take some notes here and

01:01:29.760 guess what you're still single yeah yeah like i always say why would you take advice from someone

01:01:34.540 who's single who's eternally single too forever and like it's like a voluntary involuntary abstinence

01:01:43.340 you know what i mean like they didn't sign up for that they ain't sign up for it they were forced

01:01:47.880 into it but you know what that's just how and they choose to stay into it because they know they

01:01:52.180 have not felt warmth in years they probably forgot how it felt that's what i said and also

01:01:56.800 too with weight men a lot of times they'll say have you noticed they always say 215 when they when

01:02:01.680 they call why is it 215 that's how much they wish they weighed i figured it out i can see that that's

01:02:07.360 my thing they they men constantly like that who are so undersized and short um them being 180 is like

01:02:13.800 so embarrassing so they're like they'll constantly say 215 because that's like truly the weight they wish

01:02:18.940 they were they wish they were 215 so do they look at other men and be like dang yeah ask my boyfriend

01:02:24.120 215 this is the men who the men who hate me they they idolize him they're like you look so good

01:02:30.720 you you just now let's run with this let's run with this you you want male validation that's what

01:02:40.700 most men want the grips the grips choking them out it's 215 my 215 i made that i made that statement

01:02:47.860 once and someone was like oh my god that's true it is very true they always say 215 that's always

01:02:53.660 the number oh what are you like 215 that's why when you said when you were talking about linebacker

01:02:58.640 shoulders i've made that joke before too and uh when i made a joke about like a nfl player hitting

01:03:04.280 on me men lose their minds because they're jealous of me not the football player no jealous of the

01:03:10.200 attention i'm getting do you want la miller do you want that 215 i think a lot of them won't admit it

01:03:15.800 but it's true yes so like when when they said they're like no they were probably trying to

01:03:20.540 recruit you like saying i'm a big fat bitch so that makes so then i said if that were the case

01:03:25.420 and i was built like an nfl linebacker that makes me more physically capable than you guess what i'm

01:03:31.680 more talented you get drafted oh my god you'll still be making more money than i'm still even a full

01:03:38.000 circle oh all the time all the roles lead back i said even that i'm much more than of a man than you

01:03:42.500 are so that's what that's what happens next time someone says oh you're are you like 215 i'll be

01:03:46.380 like yeah someone asked me that 215 yep yeah and then ask and then you say what's your 40 time and

01:03:52.120 you say 4-2 4-2 4-19 ho 4-19 4 flat that's what i wrote they didn't even they were so embarrassed

01:03:59.980 they didn't even want to put it in the record there you go they were like oh 4 flat that's why i said

01:04:04.420 either way in heels i'm so i'm built like the men that you idolize they want them they want them

01:04:10.980 so bad oh we gonna pray for them i said the last pray for them i mean you can i won't i know you

01:04:18.720 know that's gonna be the most sarcastic prayer yeah god's just gonna be like okay girl i'm gonna

01:04:25.680 send this one to voicemail but you have fun though it's just these men need to take a step back i would

01:04:34.020 hope so take a step back outside into traffic the way that they get so upset with us i would say

01:04:39.080 take some notes so to wrap up what are your final thoughts on how men can get better at dragging

01:04:47.660 women uh look in the mirror before you do that because self-reflection yes yes because if you

01:04:56.660 step to me with that valor with that bravery and i know i can pick you apart you gotta come ready

01:05:05.460 okay because you you you just gotta be ready yeah be ready and be prepared self-aware i would say

01:05:12.820 right stay strapped up prepare for anything the worst if anything prepare for the worst yeah that's

01:05:20.520 what you should do prepare for the worst have your therapist on speed dial um your mom which is

01:05:26.260 probably his therapist you know and then um make sure you go home drink some water take a nap

01:05:32.580 breastfeed a little bit and then you'll be fine you'll be okay but make sure you just hope for the

01:05:37.500 worst and be brave go out there kids i always say too like if you're gonna make jokes you better be

01:05:44.820 able to take jokes right i say that all the time that's why you and i we take jokes all the time oh i

01:05:50.400 can it rolls off my back same it doesn't mean anything to me actually it makes me laugh same it actually

01:05:57.600 gives me some type of motivation i have like six video ideas just from being right here i'm like oh

01:06:03.840 i got it i can take a lot same i can take a lot it truly doesn't mean anything to me at all i say that

01:06:09.620 all the time sometimes i think they think i'm kidding no and i'm not and i said don't how do you

01:06:13.460 think i've made it this far if i let that if i let that break me no way you think i cry right after

01:06:20.440 i'm like oh my god this foundation was 56 you think i'm gonna cry for that no i'm like oh my god

01:06:29.740 what am i gonna do that chad in north carolina thinks i'm a fat bitch what am i gonna do what

01:06:35.680 am i gonna do call my therapist no i'm gonna go to starbucks we don't celebrate i got chad that mad

01:06:41.920 we're gonna laugh that's why i said if anything i'm bored i'm that'd be bored girl i'll be actually

01:06:47.220 annoyed how bored i am i'll be like oh this is it yeah that's it huh that's it i'm shaking like

01:06:55.180 one time i saw a dude comment something some terrible shit on my video and in his profile

01:06:59.700 picture there was two of them right and i said oh dude which one are you because i got mad jokes

01:07:04.100 for both which one tell me which one you are please and then no response just deleted it blocked me

01:07:09.380 i said see what we didn't even get to play yet we didn't get to play the game he knew he knew

01:07:15.400 that's what i said which one are you tell me right now i got so many he was on his 12 locked

01:07:19.380 and loaded he you you saying something 12 and 13 okay you expect those tapes to you both of them

01:07:25.960 okay so yeah i i think i would say take notes take notes i would say take notes if you really want

01:07:32.780 to learn how to hurt someone's feelings yes you gotta go see wakanda on the weekends that's what you

01:07:39.060 gotta do you gotta go look study up right do your research do your due diligence on how to hurt

01:07:45.300 someone's feelings it's true i should do a course i should do a course i know you should i get people

01:07:51.060 asking me that too they're like can you teach me how to do it you can yeah like do you ever give

01:07:55.580 people's pointers i give people some pointers i said especially when it's when it's just men i can

01:07:59.520 tell you with men but i have an endless rolodex of like stupid things in my head that i can compare

01:08:04.340 people to all the time it's like it's like almost like a file in my head like one part of my brain

01:08:09.320 is solely dedicated to that information it's just memory i love it it's just pictures of things

01:08:14.940 sometimes i'll google stuff like i see a funny video and i'm like okay i'm gonna do it i'm gonna

01:08:18.740 say he looks like this and i don't remember the name of it so i'll google like redhead kid big ears

01:08:24.680 i'll literally google and i'm like there it is and i screenshot it yeah because i forgot his name

01:08:29.580 i love i just don't care i do not care i'll be like i don't do you do you want me to actually

01:08:36.440 cry do you want me to be sad no i don't care i don't care i'm gonna tell you you look like a

01:08:42.980 beanpole that's what i'm gonna do and then we're gonna go to starbucks afterwards and then there you

01:08:47.220 go it's over and then this depends on how you respond so take notes and respond accordingly there

01:08:52.240 you go that's it and i want to thank you all for joining us on this episode of the comment section

01:08:57.220 show i want to thank jessica jackson aka wakanda on the weekends you are truly the funniest bitch

01:09:02.820 thank you you are you as well what are you talking about so funny you inspire me save honestly thank

01:09:09.740 you so much for joining us where can everybody find you on all your socials okay so my instagram

01:09:15.840 is real olive oil because you know i'm built like olive oil from pop eyes and then uh wakanda

01:09:21.920 on the weekends on twitter and girl that's it and then tiktok tiktok wakanda on the weekends

01:09:28.700 or dollar tree grace jones that is my spam that was the that was the that was the backup it was

01:09:35.900 either dollar tree grace jones or philmore's big toe it was one of those three i was bald in all of

01:09:43.080 them so your handles are just it's it's so unique i love it my brother was like don't go with

01:09:49.800 philmore's big toe he's like please stop don't where does it end you just keep coming up with

01:09:53.600 more oh i have a whole bunch of i have a file for them i have a notes so yeah perfect make sure you

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MEN’S WORST NIGHTMARE ｜ Drew Afualo ft. Jessica Jackson ｜ THE COMMENT SECTION EP 11

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