The Comment Section with Drew Afualo


MOTHER HAS ARRIVED Ft. Meghan Trainor | Drew Afualo | THE COMMENT SECTION EP 66


Summary

In this episode of the comment section, the legend herself, the icon herself, Miss Megan Trainer, joins me to talk about her life, her career, and how her kids have inspired her to be the best version of herself.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 it's a boy i'm a boy cancer and man oh i i like male cancer
00:00:05.680 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your
00:00:14.640 favorite everybody knows me nobody ever cares about me anymore especially now because my guests
00:00:19.080 are just going up and up and up today we have the one the only the icon the legend herself
00:00:24.740 miss megan trainer i care about you so much girl you and me both i've been with you i love you in
00:00:33.160 the trenches didn't you write austin and ali's theme song no i didn't did you do something for
00:00:40.300 disney julia michaels i think no no wait who am i thinking of that was julia michaels that's really
00:00:45.780 embarrassing no that's okay that was my dream all about that base though all about that base that
00:00:50.460 was for sure you megan don't tell me it wasn't i know for sure it was you that was me in the
00:00:55.900 trenches i've been here almost a decade you've been in the business for a long time i know and
00:00:59.300 i'm just getting younger and younger and hotter and hotter rich and more successful more children
00:01:05.340 there you go i know miss ma'am is pregnant she's pregnant she is second baby on the way
00:01:11.260 big hoodies and i'm like what pregnancy you don't even look like it i'm like i'm wearing
00:01:16.140 a blanket on purpose because i am pregnant that's what you said yeah how's it going how's everything
00:01:22.480 going with you great i'm finally like getting energy back and feeling good and yeah you're more
00:01:28.180 than halfway yeah i'm there i'm three periods away that i won't have that i'm three non-existent
00:01:34.300 periods away that's how i count life i'm like oh my god that's like four periods away
00:01:37.660 that's nothing and you've been busy i've been busy booked and blessed been writing a book speaking
00:01:44.460 a book i've been writing a book yes let's see it the magic reveal
00:01:48.880 it's the only copy i have everyone's like can i have it i'm like no this is mine
00:01:53.960 it's all i have i would give it to you so cute so cute i fought so hard for this cover because
00:01:58.440 they thought it looked like i was selling a toddler book but i was like listen my baby is
00:02:02.480 grown so here we are baby's glasses are so cute every time they're like i love his glasses
00:02:08.600 some people genuinely think it's just accessories they think it's and i'm like oh he's blind but thank
00:02:14.100 you so much like he has terrible vision those are corrective lenses yeah and i would know i also
00:02:19.380 have correct you did when'd you get them oh girl forever ago my vision is so ass it's not funny
00:02:25.640 i feel like a lot of my girlfriends are like if i don't have my contacts and i will not see you from
00:02:30.520 here yeah i'm my vision is horrible it's really really bad when i went to the eye doctor once when
00:02:36.100 i was like i think i was like 18 he they like you know they look at your pasts and then they test you
00:02:42.140 again and then she was like yeah so your vision actually got worse which is rare for someone your
00:02:48.160 age and i was like i don't need the read just give me the prescription yeah yeah did you can you do the
00:02:54.680 surgery or no i really want to but i'm scared my brother just went in to see if he could and they
00:03:00.040 denied him why because they were like one is so bad that it's but the doctor tried to say me just
00:03:06.060 getting information i don't even care about the show anymore like you could be denied dude he was
00:03:10.640 so sad he came home because your vision is so poor they're like yeah they were like trying to explain
00:03:15.300 to him like our our machinery isn't ready yet and he's not quite there he's like but you know remember
00:03:20.920 the iphone 9 or the iphone 4 look at where we are now he's like come back in my guy he's like come
00:03:27.560 back in five years i bet we could do it he's like by then i'll be a robot i don't need you guys anymore
00:03:32.400 okay i feel like i just stared down the barrel of my own future you're gonna see no point in getting
00:03:38.060 lazy yeah one of my friends told me it doesn't even last she was like why don't you go she's like i
00:03:41.980 have to go back and get it again no i was like i think that's what they told him they're like you
00:03:45.680 just have to keep redoing it and he was like oh my god what were we even talking about your book i
00:03:51.460 don't know oh yeah i'm just trying to be paris hilton and be a mogul and just i love that though
00:03:56.500 kids make you do that make you do that they inspire you to be the best version of you a lot of people
00:04:01.280 were like once you have kids your life ends i was like no no mine's just begun oh i have more
00:04:05.520 motivation to be the best version of me and in your book what do you talk about my vagine my stretch
00:04:11.620 marks my tmi your anal fissures my anal fissures my my nippies um my oh my gosh did you see that
00:04:20.020 tiktok where that girl said um like she was breastfeeding and her nipple fell off girl and
00:04:25.480 someone added that's not real i swear to god there's no way it happens but it's not like maybe
00:04:30.220 like a chunk of crusted blood blister no she said it fell off she had to go get it stitched back on
00:04:35.960 walking around like a mannequin i couldn't out no nipples i couldn't latch on my like a mannequin
00:04:43.080 yeah like i couldn't do it because i didn't make enough milk but also my nips i was told that they
00:04:49.100 were too small and i was like really i was like once you get like a his mouth is this big i was
00:04:55.420 like we could feed how big does he need these are fine and i guess they're too small and so i put a
00:05:01.360 nipple shield on which is like a plastic like a rubber fake nipple oh to be like here you go son
00:05:06.700 it didn't work no no nothing worked it was so hard and frustrating so we love formula and we pumped
00:05:15.400 we did the best we could that's all that matters yeah he was fed and he's perfect and he never puked
00:05:21.140 and oh that's good i love that it was weird i was like you broken but he was just like perfect
00:05:26.120 i was like no the first one always comes out perfect it's my trick baby yeah that's what my
00:05:30.960 mom said he's an angel i'm so scared about this next one my mom my mom had my sister pretty young
00:05:36.520 and then she was like when she came out she just came out like smiling like just the most perfect
00:05:40.860 baby in the world she said she slept really easy never cried loved everyone was always like hi hi to
00:05:47.180 everyone and she's like when i got pregnant with you i was like oh my god easy we got this yeah our
00:05:52.140 first baby's an angel yeah we must be good at this i came out angry so angry bummer you were like
00:05:57.940 this world i came out like in a bad mood i was like i was a really hard baby and now look at me
00:06:04.640 turns out a star turns out a star star were you an easy baby when you were born uh no i was um the
00:06:12.380 middle child and i was a monster me too i'm also a middle child and i had two brothers so i was like
00:06:16.460 you know like when we would try to go out to family dinners i would sit with my mom at a
00:06:20.880 different table and my brothers would be my dad that's how bad i was you guys are you divorced
00:06:26.320 the family literally i divorced the family but they're still together but why was that i guess i
00:06:32.200 was a tantrum gal oh i just needed a tantrum what's your sign capricorn but i'm on the day
00:06:38.480 where sag and capricorn changed december 22nd got you got myself both yeah you're like a cuss
00:06:43.860 boobie yeah i started a capricorn hate train on twitter once i did i got it for me not for you
00:06:50.420 specifically you're right you mean honestly like the male version of every sign i'm like
00:06:57.580 hellfire yeah every woman i'm like what about a cancer because i heard i heard girl cancers are
00:07:04.320 awful really that boy cancers are like loyal and sweet is that you do you suck really tea i've heard
00:07:12.300 the reverse oh me that's what my brother's a cancer cancer i'm so upset i'm like cancer that's
00:07:17.980 what i'm gonna walk around saying out of all the signs i was like i will never have a cancer a cancer
00:07:22.960 that's my cancer i hate the name my cancer baby my cancer baby my brother's a cancer is he good yeah
00:07:29.840 he's so emotionally cognizant very sweet i hear emotions come first yeah cancer men though are very
00:07:35.780 manipulative and my brother is very manipulative he's gonna get whatever he wants my brother
00:07:40.560 manipulates my mom when does this come out next week probably next week hopefully that's my plan
00:07:45.360 hopefully oh jesus that's far you're like next week okay great i wanted it's a bye i have a
00:07:53.280 boy cancer man oh i i like male cancers my brother's a male cancer but you know what's funny is this you
00:08:01.320 have two boys now right yeah yeah so now like my mom see like my mom has two girls and then
00:08:06.400 my brother is the youngest i hope the next one's a girl so he's like princess die in my family
00:08:11.000 like my mom like she like taught us how to be funny and like take a joke my brother like i make
00:08:17.460 one joke my mom's like be nice to him my mom's like that too he's a baby no it's mothers with boys
00:08:22.400 it's a thing i'm like why are you on their side only only even if i'm shitting on a guy outside of
00:08:27.900 our family yeah well he's been through a lot who the f*** are you why sorry no i'm not sweating
00:08:33.700 my sweat you can swear you're fine okay yeah i was like what do you know she defends everybody
00:08:37.140 all the time my mom only defends my brother he's like a princess angel baby no if my brother murdered
00:08:42.340 someone my mom'd be like it was me yeah my mom would be like i definitely know what they probably
00:08:45.920 deserved it yeah yeah if i'm being real and i'm like you know what like i'll be mean to my brother
00:08:50.700 to be funny and then she's like be nice to him yeah what he had a rough day i'm like he's 18 he's fine
00:08:55.840 they're fine yeah my little brother i told him i booked my c-section for this baby i was like i on
00:09:01.700 the phone and i was like what a beautiful moment he my little brother was like you're not even gonna
00:09:05.220 try and i was like why don't you put your back i want to throw a shoe at your face and then he was
00:09:11.580 like whoa whoa whoa and my mom's like he doesn't know what he's saying i was like teach him this is a
00:09:18.460 moment to learn yeah i was like teach him it's funny because when i was first blowing up on tiktok and
00:09:24.260 like my brother's my brother's in school like he's still in high school so he's like yeah i heard
00:09:28.960 some girls in my class talking about tiktok today i go oh really what would you say he's like well i
00:09:33.360 told him my sister actually has a tiktok account and they were like oh really what's her handle and
00:09:37.820 he goes i don't know and i go it's my first and last name it's yeah i was like it's my government
00:09:43.120 name now he was like and he goes well how was i supposed to know that i go i don't know you lived
00:09:47.920 with me for like 15 years maybe no my brother's just so like okay he goes oh boy i don't know it
00:09:54.320 just takes them like thrice as long to mature and must be nice huh to live in such ignorance
00:09:59.900 right they don't have to like do things the way i was worrying about taxes when i was like 15
00:10:05.920 and my brother doesn't even know how to drive that's my biggest concern of what i'm doing to
00:10:09.440 my brothers because i let them live in my house and i hired that it's such a fear of mine and i tried
00:10:14.680 to sit down with them recently and was like i feel as though i've cut your wings and i'm not
00:10:19.240 letting you learn and fly and they're like we're fine and that's like that show well that show
00:10:24.520 succession oh we love succession that's you that's you we love the dad i'm studying i'm like i walk
00:10:30.660 around fuck off yeah that's you're watching you're like how do you cut off your kids yeah i'm like
00:10:36.860 fly they live in your house but you host your podcast right with yeah in my brother yeah so
00:10:44.600 that's me my brother like he he doesn't he's also so hard on himself that he's like i'm trash i'm just
00:10:50.280 your brother living at your house i'm like no dude we had a podcast you're working and he runs
00:10:54.500 everything like the cameras lighting footage edit yeah he's he does a lot of work and my younger
00:11:00.000 brother produced mother so he's my producer i make that kid work but also they don't have a boss so
00:11:05.760 they don't like if he shows up two hours later i'm like what are you doing and he's like i had to go
00:11:10.760 work out and get a massage and then i'll meet you there and i'm like what is your life you'd be fired
00:11:16.440 in a second you know so we're learning yeah sure we're learning those life moments i was like you
00:11:25.000 never had a real boss so yeah my boyfriend didn't have a job till he was like 21 but that's because he
00:11:31.000 played sports all throughout college so they didn't really have to yeah but i started working when i was
00:11:35.260 like 17 kind of older i guess right i was like 17 i had a publishing deal at like in high school
00:11:42.680 yeah look at you and that's the hardest job you've ever had oh i this one
00:11:48.160 i was like writing songs for people um i worked with my for my parents at the jewelry store and
00:11:56.500 dealt with just like oh yeah nightmare rich people buying jewelry on nantucket and i was like is that
00:12:01.600 like the only like normal person job you had i think so i like because i my other outside gigs
00:12:07.360 were i was playing music at like a restaurant on a beach in nantucket and i'd clock in and i'd set
00:12:13.060 up my whole thing i love that yeah i was doing that i was like i'm so rich like i was like i have a real
00:12:18.720 job and i'm rich but literally me when i was a server and i was getting tips oh my god i'm a millionaire
00:12:24.580 i'm a millionaire i had that i had a restaurant job in college but i literally was like this is
00:12:30.020 like drinking money yeah like i'd pocket that and i'd be like i'm getting you were already doing
00:12:34.900 accounting yeah i would i would walk out of my restaurant i would cross the street go to the
00:12:38.960 liquor store buy liquor get on the bus go home because you're smart look at me working girl single
00:12:44.100 mom with two jobs but i had literally i sing that every day that is literally i mean you're not
00:12:51.120 single but you're a hard-working mom with two children two kids now i want four do you really
00:12:56.960 yeah i want twin girls next so i can get two for one deal oh i tried to get twins on this when i took
00:13:01.940 pills that i saw on tiktok they're on amazon to increase your odds yeah they're like be a twin mom
00:13:07.780 i was like fuck yeah didn't work didn't work didn't work do twins run in your family no my husband's a
00:13:14.700 twin but it doesn't work like that you know your husband's a twin yeah what i know but it only
00:13:20.460 can only go to the mama i did not know that i know they're not identical but yeah oh t t i know
00:13:27.360 that typically too twins a lot of times twins run on the dad's side yeah but i think it has to go
00:13:34.520 through the moms or something and we got none of that in our family but i was like i'll be the first
00:13:39.320 one of my friends from college she's a twin like an identical twin her and her like literally they
00:13:44.820 could like lindsey lohan parent trap switch places and i love it it would be hard for me to tell but i
00:13:49.160 wouldn't know but she once took a picture because twins run in her family like every person who's
00:13:54.760 had kids has had twins at some point i want that she took this family photo once it's like a family
00:13:58.640 reunion they had girl when i say like every other one they were like coupled up they look like that
00:14:03.940 and i was like that's kind of scary there's too many of you that's my dream too many twins yeah
00:14:08.260 they're like and they all stand next to each other so it just looks like the same head copy how do i get
00:14:13.160 in there i have to like do some ivf if i want like twin girls you know test two baby
00:14:20.200 and my husband's like you're playing god and i'm like man i want a girl yeah they can't give your
00:14:26.300 brother lasik but they can give me they can give me twin girls i can buy that they're all that has
00:14:31.300 evolved yeah that has your eyesight they figured it out there what if they just really didn't like
00:14:37.600 your your brother and they were like i felt so bad also raya denied him too so he's been just
00:14:43.340 left and right he's like i got waitlisted i was like what is this college like
00:14:47.680 he's like damn he's not really all i've here heard it to be nah i'm just trying to force him to get
00:14:55.900 out there and start dating so i can have a sister finally i just want i want my babies to have some
00:15:01.360 cousins someday i feel like they're gonna be like 14 raising their little cousins
00:15:05.660 you're like get on it yeah all right i'm way ahead i have like a head start yeah what else have
00:15:13.280 you been up to your song mother you talked about a little bit um i love your song made you look
00:15:18.260 popped off you were there for me i was there in the chanches it was hot it was uh listen i'm never
00:15:24.160 renting a house again that was the worst day of my life i cried i sobbed you left because you were
00:15:28.340 smart i had to did you hear what happened later that day remy told me oh i sobbed my eyes out
00:15:33.180 yeah it was the worst day of my life she's like i felt so bad or say my working life and i i was
00:15:37.700 like i'm gonna bring my friends and be so cool and show off my cool lifestyle i thought you were
00:15:42.080 the coolest i it was so hot watching you take like control of that you have to do that was the
00:15:48.060 coolest thing i took the there's like a little ipad that has playback on it and i wanted my girls to
00:15:52.940 feel comfortable and like i was literally like this is your solo moment just be hot and they were
00:15:57.620 like what which part of the song and i was like i get it it's weird you got this yeah and i would
00:16:02.340 show them i showed you and remy i was like here we go slay slay slay mama go and then i just ended up
00:16:08.620 directing you she did she was holding it she was because i know yeah yeah you're hot you're hot
00:16:13.820 yeah yeah yeah get it get it get it you're on a billboard in new york i was i saw it i was like
00:16:20.360 i didn't know at the time that it would be on a billboard in times where so i was like
00:16:23.660 be hot slay hi my favorite part of that whole shoot other than meeting you and getting to see
00:16:29.660 all the other creators because they were so sweet and awesome was watching you like slowly start
00:16:35.100 getting angrier oh yeah hilarious oh yeah you ever watch that was our first shot i have
00:16:40.160 and i never yell dude never that was the worst situation it was really yeah it was really i just
00:16:46.200 got like bad there was like a hundred people there i was like why are you here i remember i'm in that
00:16:51.280 that was a first take and i was like oh there's no air conditioning when i was promised there'd be
00:16:54.660 air conditioning so we'll never rent a house again don't ever do it don't trust people um and i thought
00:16:59.840 the house was much bigger because i got pictures beforehand and it was like wow it's not it's not
00:17:04.760 tight tight spaces um and it was so much money this video that came from everywhere and i and it was so
00:17:12.480 much pressure i've never had my friends in a video yeah and so i felt like i was having a birthday party
00:17:17.420 and i was like well i want them to have the best time and remy comes up to me like an hour deep and
00:17:22.240 glam and goes is there any food here and i go what the fuck feed my friends i was like are they not
00:17:28.760 being fed like then i was like at that point moment i was like the today's ruined well megan let my
00:17:35.080 whole family come because i had to go because i'm a whole family gal yeah she was they roll with me
00:17:39.880 bring everyone and i was like okay and we pulled up we pulled up in the van we got out and you know
00:17:44.280 we covet tested before we went on set and when we pulled up he goes are you guys the dancers
00:17:48.520 and my to my dad my dad's like a six six bald dude and he's like he goes he just looks at me
00:17:56.000 i was like you can answer we're not the dancers we're not we're the stars
00:18:02.300 we're in the front yeah i watched you when we were um doing the the room scenes or whatever
00:18:10.200 i saw you you're like these walls are so white there was no artwork there was no it was supposed
00:18:15.440 to because when they present it to me when the director sells it to me there's like a pdf of
00:18:20.320 like pink room glitter and i'm like where's anything where's anything so me and jojo siwa
00:18:27.500 were like slap up this who cares make it fill this room posters and then if you saw later i
00:18:33.480 paid so much extra to make that a pink room yeah i was like the white is spooky we're not doing it
00:18:38.640 a literal like she's in full glam and she's hanging up posters sweating sweating and they're just
00:18:44.020 watching like stars they're just like us dude so that was like a big part of why i wrote mother
00:18:49.080 i was like really yeah oh i love that because like you notice it was all men yeah and they were
00:18:54.520 and i was like and they're like watching me do it and i was like well you're not doing it
00:19:00.060 so at one point she goes can someone else do this since you know it's not my job she just walked away
00:19:07.660 and i was like damn well jojo siwa looked at me so after that i only work with jojo siwa's team now
00:19:14.700 because they're on their shit they're incredible and jojo was like you should find these people and
00:19:19.380 i was like i don't even know these people i don't know why we're here she's it was like my first day
00:19:23.200 ever and it was like my 15th video yeah and i was so so frustrated and embarrassed and jojo siwa
00:19:28.900 was like you should fire them all and i was like well then what am i gonna do buddy like i gotta get
00:19:33.680 a video done i can't hold the camera and she she's such a smart business woman already at such a young
00:19:39.880 age yeah that she's like hey girl here's my dp here's my girl who does my sets she's way better
00:19:46.620 than your you know and i was like right um and so you could see the difference from i mean it looked
00:19:52.580 at i had to do a reshoot yeah i had the whole dance scene was me being like i will out pocket like pay
00:19:58.660 for another day please yeah and that was with jojo siwa's team and i was like you guys should have
00:20:03.380 done the whole thing and it came out great came out great and it was a big hit i loved i left that
00:20:08.660 first day major uh look day i left sobbing in the car like having a full panic attack and i was like
00:20:13.440 they're gonna kill me i was like i can't do this anymore i was like i'm done yeah that we had we
00:20:18.360 just didn't have water like we had water on set but it was boiling it was and i was like is there
00:20:22.920 an ambulance nearby because people will die soon yeah it was like and can we like crank up the air
00:20:28.040 or something bro i was i was running around shutting doors hoping like praying maybe the air will come
00:20:33.600 back on i know your mom she was fanning my mom yeah your mom was going and my my little tiny room
00:20:39.400 was the only room that the air was working so i would just like hustle people in there like go go
00:20:44.140 go it was hey it came out great it came out great to this day i still i still get comments that are
00:20:50.640 like oh my god i saw you in megan trainer's music video really and i was like i posted a lot about
00:20:55.660 it i was so grateful that you left so that you didn't have to see me cry and what i did see core
00:21:00.480 memory that's all i said have you ever watched megan trainer yell at someone i have like that was the
00:21:04.420 last day that'll ever happen to me because now i've got it situated and now i'm like we will
00:21:09.300 never be there again there you go i'm glad i was there to be a part of it i text you after i said
00:21:15.000 thank you so much for having me and watching you yell at someone highlighted my night yeah you were
00:21:18.920 like that was awesome i loved it that's the only place i yell and my mom's like hey your mom was
00:21:25.740 like you're an angel can i get anyone water your mom's so nice she's my assistant but she's
00:21:29.880 consistent to all she's just does it yeah she had a little bell and then after she goes i did
00:21:34.420 nothing all day i'm like what she was fanning me and remy yeah she's the dream she's like can i get
00:21:39.440 you guys for remy i know it was so warm i was like i'm sorry i think it's because she had that
00:21:45.120 shawl on i think yeah the outfits weren't great outfits weren't weren't it i like but we came out
00:21:52.220 hot yeah i made sure i was like y'all look good that's fine when i went to wardrobe you were like
00:21:56.500 megan was literally like if you hate it tell them you just gotta tell them like if you hate it tell
00:22:00.900 them like my dancers will like put on shit that they despise and then cry and i'm like ready dancers
00:22:06.840 i went down there i was like five six seven eight get whatever you want run and they were like really
00:22:11.220 and the the poor like wardrobe guy was like okay i was like story about it i liked mine you looked so
00:22:18.220 good mine was a sleigh i thought like you came in that no yeah they gave it to me wow and his heavy
00:22:23.640 earrings so so thank you forever for being in a hot box all day for me i'm so glad i owe you i would
00:22:29.220 do it for nobody else except megan i want to know i promise the next one will be so much easier
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00:23:39.860 section is we bring a topic or videos that are applicable to our topic and our topic for today
00:23:44.660 is what it means to be a mother and you would know all about that because you're a literal mother
00:23:50.760 and literally metaphorical mother per according to your song period yeah so we're going to talk
00:23:57.760 about today but before we get into that what do you think it means to really be a mom oh which one
00:24:03.500 like the real one and then we'll do a silly one i mean what a deep question um oh well that that
00:24:11.900 the best way i heard someone explain being a parent is how your heart is now outside your body
00:24:16.880 and you're watching your run around you're like oh my god you know it's literally that and if your
00:24:21.400 heart is crying you're like ah you know um so yeah that's that's a real thing and it and having my
00:24:30.240 heart be outside of me i'm just like i want to make you so proud and do and be the best thing i could
00:24:35.500 ever be for you and take care of you make sure your life is the best life ever i love that i don't know
00:24:40.900 is riley a mama's boy no i was just saying his new thing when we change him and like change his
00:24:47.740 diaper before i can even wipe him he jumps up and goes hug daddy and he's like oh pp like you
00:24:54.460 dirty piss on me i love you but he can't deny that he just wants to hug daryl at all times
00:25:00.740 you're like oh no that's great yeah i was like what the fuck is i love that i grew in my body and
00:25:04.820 you did that to me oh yeah he's in his full daddy phase and he loves does he kind of alternate
00:25:09.180 and when he hugs me because i'll be like can you help me out and he's like go hug mama he comes up
00:25:14.620 to me and turns his butt into me and goes there you go i'm like you straddle dad give me something i
00:25:21.300 go show me your arms i have to beg for it but he does give kisses and he loves when i cuddle and put
00:25:26.840 him to bed oh because i like paint his face and he's like and then you actually were a big part of
00:25:33.780 inspiring um mother this song really you don't get pub but you do get that credit um because when
00:25:41.780 i was explaining the concept to people because my straight brothers were like oh this sounds
00:25:46.800 annoying and i was like exactly um i was like it's supposed to make you upset um i was like it's
00:25:52.860 like all the people you know how um you and everyone is like who gave these men a microphone yeah
00:25:58.240 literally why do they have a podcast why do they have a voice and why are they so loud yeah um that
00:26:04.020 was also my um my target with this song love look at that you guys i'm your mother you listen to me
00:26:09.940 you should stop all that mansplaining nobody's listening see that was megan chenner giving me
00:26:14.180 credit for her yes greatest body of work which is clearly her thank you so much you're thank you're
00:26:19.420 you're a part of it i was like you know what drew does that in a song and you heard it here first
00:26:24.640 yeah and my mom literally this is my mom she was like well not all men are terrible
00:26:29.920 um she's like your husband i was i put it in the song the second verse was y'all need a master
00:26:36.600 class for my man you know because he's the one that's all right the the meanest the meanest
00:26:42.280 bitches to men are women who are happily taken period that's a quote yeah someone described it to me
00:26:49.140 once and they're like i love to see a bad bitch down bad for a man wow period period because
00:26:54.620 when i i made a i made like a story the other day or a tiktok about it but i was talking about how i
00:26:58.640 was like working all day and i was gone and then when i got home my boyfriend like cleaned the whole
00:27:02.680 house and he like went grocery shopping he did laundry and like made the bed and did all this
00:27:07.800 shit that i've been my man makes a bed there you go he did all the shit that i've been needing to do
00:27:11.860 like and he just did it and then he was like oh and i got some of your favorite snacks and crying
00:27:15.900 it's because we're woke because we've seen that like period there can be great men and then everyone
00:27:21.980 who's not we're like that's what i've said i'm like i've seen what y'all are capable of and yeah
00:27:25.820 we've seen what it can be and you're not doing it there you go not it and that's their favorite
00:27:30.760 thing to say they're like oh you're probably single wrong wrong take it your boy your man's
00:27:35.260 probably ugly wrong again wrong again i'm gonna try for three i was like you fire off your jokes
00:27:41.440 and then i'll jump in yeah you start we'll have fun i'll give you a head start i love what you did
00:27:45.280 with the guy that did a video to ariana's video oh thank you you went in on him and you're like
00:27:49.560 well since you're ready for this and you agree with i i personally they say they love to look
00:27:54.840 out for other people he said he said in his video so for context ariana grande posted a video that she
00:28:00.520 shouldn't have had to post but basically saying like and i was like oh you don't even have to do
00:28:03.740 oh she shouldn't have to but she did right which is like telling people please stop commenting on my
00:28:07.420 body i hate when people do that and we should just not do that at all and this guy was like this
00:28:12.120 is the problem with society he's like this is society's biggest problem i'm like yeah no there's
00:28:18.700 transgenocide and kids dying in schools but this this is that fat people that's who i want to
00:28:24.340 focus on you're out of your mind yeah so then i was like well if you want to comment on people's
00:28:28.520 but i love to comment you're so good at it i love like where's she gonna go where's she gonna start
00:28:33.040 sometimes men will be like well if you'd like to body shame then i guess i could call you a fat cow i'm
00:28:38.000 like by all means honestly i encourage it yeah i encourage you to comment on my body then do me a
00:28:42.620 favor send me a pic and then i'll give you a head start i'll follow me pick that's all like your
00:28:47.480 opening act i'm main main show main show there you go god that's why so if you want to be a clown
00:28:52.780 i'll buy the tent and the i'd watch a whole stand-up like comedy show of you just doing that
00:28:58.180 just like lining up men and then roasting them one by one one by one i just think like if you want to
00:29:04.520 comment on other people's bodies then yeah take it let's go i'm cool with it they're like are you
00:29:08.960 okay with that yeah go ahead you are very strong though how do you do that like deal with i got like a
00:29:15.020 hate video from mother of like the song like someone went out of their way to be like this
00:29:20.360 song is not creative written for tiktok she gave up and i was like huh and i fucking sobbed it might
00:29:26.220 be the pregnancy hormones but i i'm sure right and daryl was like are you actually crying what are you
00:29:30.660 doing i can't tell if you're joking even if that were true let's just say that was true how are you
00:29:35.000 too strong even if that's true it worked you know what i mean you may not like the music like i
00:29:40.320 didn't write it strictly for tiktok no but it was a part of it for sure that's why i was like oh the
00:29:45.440 moms on tiktok are gonna love this and they did and they did and you're also a mom i'm wrong with
00:29:51.560 that that's why i said what is it illegal to make music fun music yeah sorry who cares i saw chris
00:29:58.340 he was like why are people mad at me for this it's like why are they saying it's my fault i was
00:30:04.420 like you had nothing to do with it i saw a comment that he put in his story he was like if the comment
00:30:09.260 literally said i don't know why but i blame i blame chris i now we joke about i'm like this is all
00:30:15.460 your fault yeah tiktok has him to thank yeah actually me she gave me credit so yeah it's all
00:30:22.480 your fault shift the blame start blaming me start attacking me and then i have more content so it
00:30:27.420 works out for me honestly to answer your question though i don't i don't know how i guess i just
00:30:33.000 deal with it because like i don't know if men are ugly and smaller than me it doesn't really bother
00:30:37.220 me yeah you know what i mean yeah i would just i just always think like because they're like what
00:30:41.900 she just thinks she's better than us and i'm like well look at you i am better than you yeah i got
00:30:46.700 the best advice in australia from andrew santino this comedy and i forgot comedians get it the worst
00:30:52.520 yeah they get like death threats like truly he was like oh my god same he was like he was like um
00:30:59.420 they're just ghosts yeah and i was like ah that's amazing yeah that's what bremen rock said on my
00:31:04.860 show yeah they're like i think of them like ghosts like you don't see them unless you go looking for
00:31:08.420 them period it is true and sometimes it's hard not to like as a public person you've been in the
00:31:13.120 industry a long time sometimes you have no choice but to watch people be awful towards you yeah well i was
00:31:18.160 in my safe place i was on my for you page oh it doesn't have a lot of me it came on my and i was
00:31:23.040 like not my safe place they're invading your safe space because my team will be like hey go through
00:31:29.220 your comments and like engage people love that and i'm like i don't really why would i dive through
00:31:34.620 that but and and all my stuff is so nice and kind and so i love it i comment back but this is the
00:31:40.800 one time i wasn't looking and i got attacked i was like that well that's why i'm in bed it's 11 p.m
00:31:46.660 don't do this i didn't ask for this yeah i was like not my safe place i always think like if you
00:31:52.280 make sometimes i've gotten hate videos before like awful ones really that did well and they tagged me
00:31:58.100 and then i i know what hurts is all the likes i see well and i saw it and it had i saw one and it
00:32:04.820 had kind of a lot of likes so i stitched it and then i made fun of him and then he went my favorite
00:32:10.720 part of when i stitch people is like the the spiral like it starts real slow i don't care i don't care if
00:32:15.180 that fat bitch stitches me i don't give a fuck then two videos later it's like i just feel like
00:32:19.900 we live in a world where we should be body positive then like two videos later why would she do this to
00:32:25.920 me she's such a bully they get hurt this guy literally said i don't know why she would do this
00:32:29.360 to me she's a big creator and i'm not you tagged me yeah and i even said like you at the end of my
00:32:35.980 video i said you asked for this yeah have fun i and i was like fighting through my tears and i started
00:32:42.260 commenting actually i wrote this and my husband's like whoa i was like no he doesn't deserve any of
00:32:48.980 this my man does that for me sometimes you're right you're right yeah because sometimes i didn't stuff
00:32:53.280 is just no like there's no point it's like you're talking to a ghost i was like oh yeah exactly and
00:32:58.360 they sometimes they just want attention like they i've gone you let him win i was like oh yeah i've
00:33:02.980 gone really rancid hate comments where someone wrote to me um honestly i never thought you were
00:33:07.420 gonna see this girl what you're on my video you're in my house yeah they break into my home
00:33:15.000 and they wonder why i saw them on the couch girl you're in my home yeah but that's why men too like
00:33:20.720 i once got a really horrible fat shaming comment on one of my videos and i went on his profile like
00:33:25.800 i always do and i looked and he said he was a girl dad a proud girl dad oh and then i wrote i'm so
00:33:32.020 glad to hear that you're a girl dad hopefully no one ever comments on your daughter's body like how you
00:33:35.880 commented on mine yeah and then he was like what the fuck is your bro like he got mad at me i've
00:33:41.060 like never once typed in a hateful thing and was like i can't wait till someone says no concept in
00:33:49.920 my brain and my whole life when i'm like a middle schooler high schooler never was like oh i'm gonna
00:33:54.900 bully this bitch watch yeah i want them to see my really yeah and then you block them sometimes you'll
00:34:00.540 block them like if it's like someone who's like i used to be a fan and they write mean shit and then
00:34:06.200 they're like why did you block me like i was just trying to girl and they think i'm trying to help
00:34:12.220 you they think because you're a public person they think that it's your job to like be subject to
00:34:18.240 criticism at all times and never get upset about it like you're not entitled to a reaction but you
00:34:23.340 have to sit there and take the lashing the new like the craziest thing with social media though is
00:34:28.120 like there's a new wall that came down between like celebrities and fans yeah where they're like
00:34:33.020 no you're in my family and we're best friends and we should get dinner and i was like oh i can't get
00:34:39.420 dinner like and then they're insulted and mad like i had one fan who was like so sweet and i would see
00:34:47.660 him everywhere and it was awesome but then he started dming my managers and goes so i'll be in the
00:34:51.940 city so i expect two tickets and we're like okay we'll see no you know that's someone overstaying
00:34:57.380 their welcome a little bit there's a different and you're right though about the wall like it's
00:35:01.300 i think social media has bridged that gap a little bit where they've made that's why like for me like
00:35:06.760 i'm just a jester on the internet so you would be shocked at some of the things people say to me
00:35:11.800 bitch like in real life like in real life i've told them many times i can't even this is one of
00:35:16.860 the most common comments i get from women when they meet me in real life and they're like oh my god
00:35:20.860 i'm such a big fan they always tell me you're so much prettier in real life sup oh i get the first
00:35:25.980 thing they say i get you're not actually that big i got it in australia i got it recently like wow i
00:35:33.060 thought you're actually like small and i was like what everyone in hollywood is small i'm petite
00:35:39.740 little angel listen when i say i'm a big bitch i mean that shit like in real life you're tall
00:35:45.480 every yeah everyone i forgot when i saw you today again i was like oh shit every time they meet me
00:35:51.220 they're like you're so much bigger in real life and i'm like okay well that's a choice word that you
00:35:54.960 use got it why bigger yeah they're like you're big okay okay okay i don't know you so it's cool we
00:36:04.080 don't have to use words at all to describe each other i didn't say anything to you sometimes i just
00:36:09.040 have to sit there and take it you're so cute look at you they're like you're not that big too
00:36:13.500 that's crazy oh my god it's like the all about that base comments from 10 years ago yeah you're not
00:36:17.660 even that big but even then you were even then you weren't big i'm like oh thank you thank you
00:36:23.580 so we have to be like complimented they're like a shit sandwich like yeah it's compliment sandwich
00:36:28.580 between thank you for meeting me thanks again okay so let me get to this video i'm going to talk
00:36:36.500 about yeah yeah sorry no you're totally fine this coffee is like are you having a panic attack as i am
00:36:43.600 this coffee's strong mitch okay okay this one okay so these videos applied to our topic of like
00:36:51.100 what it means to be a mother a true mother a silly mother and an actual mother right so this one says
00:36:55.980 this man is responding to a tiktok comment that says being a stay-at-home mom is a job also like
00:37:01.080 someone wrote that to him and he's upset at this comment and says that being a stay-at-home mom
00:37:06.440 isn't a job it's a privilege and he talks about how easy it is and that once your kids get to middle
00:37:11.400 in high school they take care of themselves and he said he was a stay-at-home dad for a few months
00:37:16.520 and it was the easiest shit i've ever done yeah few months 18 years what's the difference
00:37:23.120 no difference at all his kids are 18 years old is that he just said he did it for a few months when
00:37:28.560 they were in high school which means they're like self-sufficient like they won't die if you leave
00:37:31.840 them alone dude but like spend a half hour with the toddler it's escaping death at all corners of the
00:37:37.080 room it is whoa running it's like a human with no fear and no understanding of danger yeah and
00:37:43.540 like they can't do anything for themselves you have to feed them and and i don't have dog i don't i
00:37:48.400 don't have kids but i do have a dog dogs yeah i do have a dog and when i tell you he had that he's
00:37:54.400 had diarrhea the past like day because he had too much fun on easter so then i woke up like i woke
00:38:01.040 up and he was fine and then i went on meetings and my i came out and my boyfriend told me he just
00:38:05.680 diarrhea'd all in his crate like all over a bed all over that just like jackson pollock painting all
00:38:12.000 over his crate and then he was like my my boyfriend was like violently gagging throwing it all in the
00:38:17.560 trash his eyes were like watering and he's like it's bad it was so bad and that's i was like i can't
00:38:23.940 even imagine a human a human i can barely handle that dog like he walks around and puts every
00:38:29.380 little thing in his mouth i can't even imagine oh yeah luckily my kid doesn't he's an angel he
00:38:34.560 doesn't put shit in his mouth no but like when they do it could be life or death literally like
00:38:39.440 actually like actually no that's why i said a dog is a lot i didn't know like watch batteries
00:38:44.520 are like it's a instant like those little it's death it's yeah it like burns their belly and you
00:38:49.700 watch them die for the rest of the day it's horrific i learned all that on tiktok yeah someone who
00:38:53.760 looks stuff like that up no it's just on my tiktok they're like awareness for batteries i was like
00:38:57.820 batteries and another one is those balls that children play with like they eat those little
00:39:03.180 gel balls the water balls oh yeah yeah yeah because they look delicious and then it like
00:39:07.500 fucks their brain up for and then they start like deteriorating in your face over the few years
00:39:13.400 there's so many little things that i know having kids is horrific i know um we're just escaping death
00:39:19.060 at all times but the what i wanted to say is like since i've been dating daryl i've been like the
00:39:24.860 breadwinner because i'm just like bobbing right now period like he's still i think he he auditions
00:39:30.040 and stuff but i think they still see him as young spy kids yeah so just now um i've let him grow out
00:39:36.600 his beard yeah and now already everyone's like oh damn you're a man you know so we're gonna do
00:39:41.200 auditions he looks like he does look young because he's like still like loves acting and wants to be an
00:39:45.960 actor and everyone's like when did you stop he's like didn't um actually i didn't but he's he works
00:39:52.660 so much even before my kids for me like with me like constantly at every shoot with me takes care of
00:40:01.120 me since the first like week of dating i was on my first tour and i walked off stage and he carried me
00:40:06.540 to the hotel and like took care of me and when i see him with the he's basically our stay-at-home dad
00:40:13.520 yeah because i would be working all day and when i come home this is way more tired than i ever am
00:40:19.980 he looks like sunk in deep dark circles and he's like today was tough you know
00:40:25.820 he's like he really had it out for me today yeah i was like i was on kelly clark's then you know
00:40:31.340 you're like you're all stay awake i want to tell you about my day i know i had a great day and he
00:40:35.320 knocks out at like eight um but it's oh yeah i can't stand this human being well and also
00:40:42.760 like my my parents too my mom's always been the breadwinner like more than my dad my dad's dream
00:40:47.500 has always been to be a stay-at-home dad my dad was like make all the money yeah at home i want to be
00:40:53.700 at home but because like psychologically in the beginning it was mess it was like messing with
00:40:58.940 daryl yeah for sure like yeah um i never had a problem with it and was like let me buy this and
00:41:05.020 let me do this and but he was like because society in the way we yeah conditions you yeah he's like no i
00:41:11.220 want you to be taking time off and i'll go hustle and i'm like babe i'm crushing like let me just get
00:41:17.300 this let me get this bread and then i'm stacking it for us and i'm i'm like in one day you're gonna
00:41:23.740 have a movie in alaska and we will all be there watching daddy work like we'll figure it out that's
00:41:31.020 true partnership yeah like and that's what makes us like a good so good and strong couple oh yeah
00:41:36.360 and everything is like 100 100 like we do everything together well that's why it's like
00:41:42.880 it's not a it's not reciprocal it's not like it doesn't feel like like yeah i'm the only one
00:41:48.160 working it feels like we're both hustling our asses off and that night yeah and at night we get
00:41:54.920 into bed we run to bed at 7 30 and then it's our time and we watch love is blind i know my sister
00:42:02.120 you're updating me about this season how crazy it is i i didn't watch season three i only watched
00:42:07.020 the first one you same but there's it's all over my tiktok and i was like i gotta get involved
00:42:10.540 and the first episode i was like these people are fine why is everyone saying they're they're crazy
00:42:15.340 episode two i was like oh my god yeah that was me with the voice episode listen i was like fighting
00:42:20.300 it a little bit and then i saw i saw it i saw it on tiktok and i go listen i gotta watch it now i should
00:42:26.440 be a judge on the voice i watch this is my pitch to you put me and megan on there hey voice give us
00:42:32.780 the voice give us the double chair we'll be in coach i'm ready is it in the voice uk or like i did
00:42:38.660 the voice uk wait which is the one i think it's like germany or something but they have a duo
00:42:43.080 and they have a double chair and they have to agree that's gotta be i'll put me and megan on there
00:42:46.920 i'm so useless but oh yeah she'll give the real the real commentary i'll just be funny and i'll say
00:42:52.120 you're so cute she'll give you like actual help and i'll just like be funny yeah like it's like
00:42:57.860 a motorcycle sidecar yeah pick us imagine the two of us on the way like what a mess we'd win
00:43:04.160 nobody would ever pick us because i would be there they'd be like that bitch is an anchor i'm not
00:43:09.000 picking her no we'd be like we can be your best friends yeah i'll be like we could go to dinner
00:43:12.740 with you you're like yeah i expect two tickets to the voice i'm in town so give make sure the two
00:43:20.060 tickets are waiting for me yes okay well listen balls in your court voice i know blake's leaving
00:43:25.280 i know that chair's opening up out dude he's done so or kelly if you just want to hang out with me
00:43:30.840 you can also come here too that's also an offer i will bring her here please do i don't have a number
00:43:36.060 but i'll find it but i'll get it okay let me get into these comments right on this video so this first
00:43:42.820 one says i've done the stay-at-home all right i've done the stay-at-home mom dad thing for a little
00:43:47.800 while the simplest job ever this is a man obviously yeah my ex my ex-wife who was a
00:43:53.560 s-a-h-m oh stay-at-home mom since when do they abbreviate it like that to a hundred was more of
00:44:01.400 a social media mother whatever that means you take one picture and a geriatric bitch like that is like
00:44:09.000 what are you obsessed with the internet and she's just like oh what a cute like she just took one
00:44:13.660 picture he's like she's all about social media what are you talking about i don't get these
00:44:18.600 comments i don't get that either okay this one says i love the ones saying stay staying home is
00:44:24.320 harder y'all must have a desk job get into the trade work they love to say they love try a trade
00:44:30.960 yeah we move brick no one wants to do back breaking work like literally nobody should have to do that
00:44:35.820 breaking work to make a living robots some of you do end up that way that's not your fault necessarily
00:44:41.060 but to compare it as if it's the same i always think it's like apples and oranges especially the
00:44:46.900 mamas who are like i've seen all the mamas on tiktok that have a toddler at home and a newborn
00:44:52.040 oh girl and they're just crying and they're like so wow this one scream cries to bed because we're
00:44:57.560 sleep training i'm gonna go do laundry now and hold this baby on my chest while i do all the laundry
00:45:03.560 and then hopefully i'll get to do dishes as soon as this is done i'm like fuck all this well then you
00:45:09.180 think about like kids who just like piss and shit themselves or throw up oh there was one of the
00:45:13.100 toddlers that just would not stop screaming oh like there was definitely like like this poor kid just
00:45:19.160 scream scream scream and i would show daryl and i was like our kid doesn't cry like this right like
00:45:23.800 that's something else yeah it's all day oh my god it depends on what kind of kid you have too you
00:45:29.240 know well and every baby's different that's why everybody's different they're so different will be my
00:45:33.560 screamer right like never even cried as a kid like to the point where i was like he's gonna be a
00:45:39.560 serial killer why isn't he crying i'm a little worried yeah you know in the movies they're like
00:45:42.800 he never cried as a baby i was like that's riley dude this kid doesn't cry yeah my my little brother
00:45:48.820 when he was born my mom thought he had colic because like he would cry all the time but neither
00:45:52.600 of us were like that and then she found out he's lactose intolerant oh shit so his belly was like
00:45:58.800 my book heard my book has all that shit really it's like no one told me that's a possibility
00:46:03.480 you learn the hard way after you've like because the baby's screaming and crying and can't tell you
00:46:09.140 what yeah wrong it's so sad so much pain i love i i love seeing men be like get try trade work and
00:46:16.680 then you ask them what do you do for a living well i'm not i'm between jobs currently yeah and then
00:46:21.260 you're like okay well so you don't even know what a trade is you should have them on here dog face to
00:46:25.960 face sometimes i literally i'll start a new mari show literally one time i i responded to this guy
00:46:34.200 was talking the same thing like women act like their lives are so hard men are building roads and
00:46:39.360 houses whatever like they they just like there's no nuance whatsoever i was like you think there's
00:46:44.780 not one woman in construction yeah it's 2024 you don't think they exist that's why i was like
00:46:50.980 not one huh out of the billions of people on this earth yeah but i even said i'm like are you one of
00:46:56.280 those men like have you built a house have you built a street did you build the wi-fi on my phone
00:47:00.800 no right so you're a useless bitch just like me also like turns out we're both stay-at-home moms at
00:47:06.180 that point i've just seen more power women too like working i met four women yesterday that have made
00:47:14.320 this new formula that i'm obsessed with called bobby and it's like healthy it has no corn syrup
00:47:20.360 and poison in it and i was like you women are badass like hustling to make the world a better place
00:47:26.400 girl i had my friend delara on the show and she was saying like statistically speaking like they've
00:47:31.160 proven that women are like far more competent like leaders and ceos ceos they were all boss queens
00:47:37.960 yeah like literally i want to kiss you all in the mouth like i want to be you thank you for making
00:47:43.440 the world a better place i always think like men like men who talk like that like they don't like
00:47:48.440 women they just are attracted to women it's very big difference like you just they don't see women
00:47:53.120 as human beings with like emotions and ambition they see them as things to have like an incubator
00:47:58.360 a literal a literal incubator actually though okay let's see this that's why i do bitch to darryl a lot i go
00:48:05.780 this should be you when i'm really pregnant i'm like you should have this
00:48:10.480 my god i don't want it simon i placed this curse upon you
00:48:15.440 you'd be so good at it you see those videos too of men like trying those period cramp simulators oh my
00:48:22.080 god and they're sobbing yeah i'm like moaning out loud i'm like oh that's a period yeah go to work
00:48:27.840 yeah actually put your go go do a trade with that do i mean like also i've learned a whole new
00:48:33.440 like motherhood like a whole new side of um just heroes that are people who get pregnant
00:48:39.900 yeah um miscarriages dude yeah i'm watching friends have miscarriage after miscarriage and
00:48:44.940 go to work horrible and it's like the worst period of your lifetime six yeah plus an emotional toll of
00:48:51.060 like oh i lost that baby i was dreaming of yeah and i was like and we're supposed to walk around and
00:48:55.500 like be okay and they're going to be like happy easter yeah and they're going to work going to work
00:49:01.300 yeah literally ruining pants like i literally saw a guy tweet he's like i just found out that
00:49:07.300 people who get periods also sometimes get diarrhea and that's how i know you guys are the superior
00:49:12.600 gender like people who identify as women people oh the period poops yeah like period that's what i
00:49:19.340 call them like period shit yeah period shit the best poops of all they're like when you're hung
00:49:23.740 over like yes it's like it's very similar to a booze poop yeah tequila shits yeah like actually
00:49:29.520 hard liquor shits yeah you have those and then you like put makeup on and you're at a job and then
00:49:34.980 you sit in traffic then you sit in traffic go to your desk job yeah not to trade though because women
00:49:40.740 don't do that apparently they don't lift brick okay this last one says i'm all behind this i had two days
00:49:48.880 off a week with my kids and we always had a blast together it's way easier than working in management
00:49:54.500 50 hours a week together how old are your children i'm sure you had a blast with your 12 year old
00:49:59.580 getting ice cream and going to the park for one day you mean doing all the fun things yeah the fun
00:50:03.640 parts getting to experience fun stuff no no that's why like sometimes even my dad my dad jokes about this
00:50:11.760 with us all the time but like my mom like knows everything and i like trust my mom to like help me
00:50:16.920 with things my dad's just kind of hanging there yeah like i'll give my dad i call them dad tass
00:50:21.920 so i'm like if i need help with the car if i need to hang a picture my dad came and hung a mirror in
00:50:28.260 my house that i needed to hang forever yeah installing security cameras i've never had a
00:50:32.000 handyman because my father 75 comes over hunchback does it loves it but if i need like in like
00:50:39.000 information on my life insurance i'm calling my mommy yeah if i need to remember the doctor's number
00:50:43.700 i call my mom heads up with kids i took my kid to the dentist and i was like mom is there insurance
00:50:48.820 for him is he good what am i doing she was like i'll text it to you i was like oh god i'm a mom
00:50:54.340 life life altering yeah i'm like calling my mom i've even made this joke before i'm like i call in
00:51:00.460 order like people if i need help with something so my mom's always first yeah and then my sister
00:51:05.380 because she's like the big bubbles on your phone yeah tops yeah and then my dad then my dad's not
00:51:10.800 up there then my boyfriend then my dad then my brother yeah like if i have to if i call my dad
00:51:16.680 i've gone through the list already everybody else didn't answer so i had to call my dad yeah and
00:51:20.340 sometimes i i ask how old is your dad my dad's just turned 50 oh my god he's so young cute
00:51:25.500 i had an old dad yeah i was like i forgot mine's older i have an old dad my mom is like 55 my dad's
00:51:32.580 75 oh damn yeah they're a scandal my dad sometimes i'll call my dad and ask him help for help with
00:51:39.700 something and he goes well did you call your mom i'm like yeah she didn't answer that's why i called
00:51:43.200 you he's like well i'm gonna ask your mom i don't know okay you know what i mean yeah let me have this
00:51:49.700 talk dad talk to you later and he doesn't care he's like you think they don't care but recently my dad
00:51:56.840 was like how to talk with my mom and i hope he never sees us and he i guess he was like well they
00:52:02.380 don't like need me and my mom was like what do you mean she's like well if if like they they call
00:52:08.880 you right and i was like oh dad my dad knows i need him just for very specific yeah i need you to
00:52:16.040 be proud of me and i need you to like come over and hang out with your grandson yeah and because he
00:52:20.760 loves you his name is gary trainer and we call him gt and my little boy is like hi gt oh that's cute
00:52:27.260 we love you you're the best he's like well they don't need me like emotionally and i'm like yes i
00:52:31.260 do i need my dad emotionally yeah dude hella my dad's a pisces so my dad's very emotional i need to
00:52:37.260 learn other signs than my own it's right after capricorn okay i'm like that means nothing um a
00:52:45.200 gemini and he's he's a gemini well i only saw one this is why i'm like i know gemini's i saw one
00:52:50.780 girl on tiktok that was like i'll be a gemini um i can make anything a problem daryl is the first to
00:52:58.780 be like the day is ruined my coffee won't work like my coffee machine's done and i was like go to sleep
00:53:03.980 start over yeah he's like the day's done and i'm like if we could switch this around that's why they
00:53:10.200 say gemini's our two-faced because they 180 yeah really quick and he's he's um very very like oh this
00:53:17.420 person's out to get us like the first that we'll meet someone new and he's like they're using you
00:53:22.540 like he's a media and he's like i'm just protected because i love you i was like i know you love all
00:53:26.900 of us so much but they're not gonna murder me okay they're not using me they're innocent
00:53:32.440 i think they're the devil riley riley's um the best he's uh he's an aquarius which means he loves
00:53:41.220 water that's all i know and that's where this bitch loves water every night take a bath yeah
00:53:47.660 take a bath i'm like yeah go take a bath i love that he loves water he loves i was they were like
00:53:52.660 he's gonna be a swimmer and he is i was like i guess the signs are right you're oh my god if people
00:53:59.060 don't believe in astrology that's crazy they're crazy well anyways what would you say is your best
00:54:04.820 advice for people being a literal mom maybe soon to be mom before you ask me a really deep emotional
00:54:11.220 question i just want to say congrats on being so flipping successful oh thank you i walked in here
00:54:16.940 and i was picturing this scene in a home like and because it's so cute i was like this must be in our
00:54:22.800 house yeah um and you're in a full ass set and i had my own green room and bathroom and i was like
00:54:30.060 she's so successful like should i be like you big guy congrats on your life and your job because
00:54:36.160 you win like you're winning i know at this point it's out of spite alone yeah all the men who tell
00:54:45.300 me i would never build a career i was like oh i feel like i'm walking into it like a j hud show or
00:54:50.920 kelly clark's and i'm like oh this is a production period period and the i have the highest caliber of
00:54:56.980 talent with me which is an honor it's an honor to be your friend and please hang out on my show
00:55:03.100 oh my god are you kidding anytime i'll be like that fan i'll be like i'll just message your manager
00:55:07.260 i expect i expect two tickets two tickets tonight he's like she's not even on tour i'm like two
00:55:12.380 tickets two tickets run them thank you i never go on tour and i'm like you can have tickets to
00:55:16.680 whatever show you want okay so to close out the show what would you say is your best piece of
00:55:22.920 advice for like soon-to-be mamas or people who want to be a mother one day well my manager would
00:55:29.200 say get the book period but um you're uh god you're doing the best you can and that's the best
00:55:38.140 you know um and try to be easy on yourself you know how you're hard on yourself like in general
00:55:44.020 in life always and forever yeah um whether it's loving yourself or like loving your career where
00:55:49.460 you're at yeah when you're a mama it's all that as well times a million times a million because
00:55:53.920 you're like mom guilt yeah as soon as you go back to work you're like he'll never know who i am you
00:55:58.800 know but it's not true it will pass and he will be obsessed with you once he gets to his little daddy
00:56:03.760 face um once he's past that stupid husband um but yeah dude we're all human and we're all doing the
00:56:12.460 best we can and the fact that you've made life is a win and that you're here doing the best you can
00:56:19.720 you slay and there's no wrong way to do it i'll tell you that besides like drinking and doing drugs
00:56:24.200 don't do that besides that yeah besides like the terrible things just like be easy on yourself you
00:56:30.760 got this thank you so much for coming on the show i adore you this has been my dream for a year
00:56:36.900 you me both bitch when you said come be on my music video i said time and place i was like maybe
00:56:41.820 she'll let me do the pod if she's in a video are you kidding i would let you do it before that
00:56:46.120 the highest of honors and i got to watch her like yell at men yeah hilarious i got to watch you
00:56:53.300 that's the only place i yell at men at work because you have to you're not doing it right
00:56:58.300 thank you so much for coming i adore you you i love you everyone please make sure to get
00:57:04.740 megan's new book dear future mama when does it come out uh april 25th yes please make sure you
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