The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - MOTHER HAS ARRIVED Ft. Meghan Trainor ｜ Drew Afualo ｜ THE COMMENT SECTION EP 66

00:00:00.000 it's a boy i'm a boy cancer and man oh i i like male cancer

00:00:05.680 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your

00:00:14.640 favorite everybody knows me nobody ever cares about me anymore especially now because my guests

00:00:19.080 are just going up and up and up today we have the one the only the icon the legend herself

00:00:24.740 miss megan trainer i care about you so much girl you and me both i've been with you i love you in

00:00:33.160 the trenches didn't you write austin and ali's theme song no i didn't did you do something for

00:00:40.300 disney julia michaels i think no no wait who am i thinking of that was julia michaels that's really

00:00:45.780 embarrassing no that's okay that was my dream all about that base though all about that base that

00:00:50.460 was for sure you megan don't tell me it wasn't i know for sure it was you that was me in the

00:00:55.900 trenches i've been here almost a decade you've been in the business for a long time i know and

00:00:59.300 i'm just getting younger and younger and hotter and hotter rich and more successful more children

00:01:05.340 there you go i know miss ma'am is pregnant she's pregnant she is second baby on the way 0.95

00:01:11.260 big hoodies and i'm like what pregnancy you don't even look like it i'm like i'm wearing

00:01:16.140 a blanket on purpose because i am pregnant that's what you said yeah how's it going how's everything

00:01:22.480 going with you great i'm finally like getting energy back and feeling good and yeah you're more

00:01:28.180 than halfway yeah i'm there i'm three periods away that i won't have that i'm three non-existent

00:01:34.300 periods away that's how i count life i'm like oh my god that's like four periods away

00:01:37.660 that's nothing and you've been busy i've been busy booked and blessed been writing a book speaking

00:01:44.460 a book i've been writing a book yes let's see it the magic reveal

00:01:48.880 it's the only copy i have everyone's like can i have it i'm like no this is mine

00:01:53.960 it's all i have i would give it to you so cute so cute i fought so hard for this cover because

00:01:58.440 they thought it looked like i was selling a toddler book but i was like listen my baby is

00:02:02.480 grown so here we are baby's glasses are so cute every time they're like i love his glasses

00:02:08.600 some people genuinely think it's just accessories they think it's and i'm like oh he's blind but thank

00:02:14.100 you so much like he has terrible vision those are corrective lenses yeah and i would know i also 0.95

00:02:19.380 have correct you did when'd you get them oh girl forever ago my vision is so ass it's not funny 0.87

00:02:25.640 i feel like a lot of my girlfriends are like if i don't have my contacts and i will not see you from

00:02:30.520 here yeah i'm my vision is horrible it's really really bad when i went to the eye doctor once when

00:02:36.100 i was like i think i was like 18 he they like you know they look at your pasts and then they test you

00:02:42.140 again and then she was like yeah so your vision actually got worse which is rare for someone your

00:02:48.160 age and i was like i don't need the read just give me the prescription yeah yeah did you can you do the

00:02:54.680 surgery or no i really want to but i'm scared my brother just went in to see if he could and they

00:03:00.040 denied him why because they were like one is so bad that it's but the doctor tried to say me just

00:03:06.060 getting information i don't even care about the show anymore like you could be denied dude he was

00:03:10.640 so sad he came home because your vision is so poor they're like yeah they were like trying to explain

00:03:15.300 to him like our our machinery isn't ready yet and he's not quite there he's like but you know remember

00:03:20.920 the iphone 9 or the iphone 4 look at where we are now he's like come back in my guy he's like come

00:03:27.560 back in five years i bet we could do it he's like by then i'll be a robot i don't need you guys anymore

00:03:32.400 okay i feel like i just stared down the barrel of my own future you're gonna see no point in getting

00:03:38.060 lazy yeah one of my friends told me it doesn't even last she was like why don't you go she's like i

00:03:41.980 have to go back and get it again no i was like i think that's what they told him they're like you

00:03:45.680 just have to keep redoing it and he was like oh my god what were we even talking about your book i

00:03:51.460 don't know oh yeah i'm just trying to be paris hilton and be a mogul and just i love that though

00:03:56.500 kids make you do that make you do that they inspire you to be the best version of you a lot of people

00:04:01.280 were like once you have kids your life ends i was like no no mine's just begun oh i have more

00:04:05.520 motivation to be the best version of me and in your book what do you talk about my vagine my stretch 0.99

00:04:11.620 marks my tmi your anal fissures my anal fissures my my nippies um my oh my gosh did you see that 0.99

00:04:20.020 tiktok where that girl said um like she was breastfeeding and her nipple fell off girl and 1.00

00:04:25.480 someone added that's not real i swear to god there's no way it happens but it's not like maybe

00:04:30.220 like a chunk of crusted blood blister no she said it fell off she had to go get it stitched back on 0.95

00:04:35.960 walking around like a mannequin i couldn't out no nipples i couldn't latch on my like a mannequin 0.87

00:04:43.080 yeah like i couldn't do it because i didn't make enough milk but also my nips i was told that they 0.91

00:04:49.100 were too small and i was like really i was like once you get like a his mouth is this big i was

00:04:55.420 like we could feed how big does he need these are fine and i guess they're too small and so i put a

00:05:01.360 nipple shield on which is like a plastic like a rubber fake nipple oh to be like here you go son

00:05:06.700 it didn't work no no nothing worked it was so hard and frustrating so we love formula and we pumped

00:05:15.400 we did the best we could that's all that matters yeah he was fed and he's perfect and he never puked

00:05:21.140 and oh that's good i love that it was weird i was like you broken but he was just like perfect

00:05:26.120 i was like no the first one always comes out perfect it's my trick baby yeah that's what my

00:05:30.960 mom said he's an angel i'm so scared about this next one my mom my mom had my sister pretty young

00:05:36.520 and then she was like when she came out she just came out like smiling like just the most perfect

00:05:40.860 baby in the world she said she slept really easy never cried loved everyone was always like hi hi to

00:05:47.180 everyone and she's like when i got pregnant with you i was like oh my god easy we got this yeah our 0.86

00:05:52.140 first baby's an angel yeah we must be good at this i came out angry so angry bummer you were like

00:05:57.940 this world i came out like in a bad mood i was like i was a really hard baby and now look at me

00:06:04.640 turns out a star turns out a star star were you an easy baby when you were born uh no i was um the

00:06:12.380 middle child and i was a monster me too i'm also a middle child and i had two brothers so i was like

00:06:16.460 you know like when we would try to go out to family dinners i would sit with my mom at a

00:06:20.880 different table and my brothers would be my dad that's how bad i was you guys are you divorced

00:06:26.320 the family literally i divorced the family but they're still together but why was that i guess i

00:06:32.200 was a tantrum gal oh i just needed a tantrum what's your sign capricorn but i'm on the day 0.93

00:06:38.480 where sag and capricorn changed december 22nd got you got myself both yeah you're like a cuss 0.85

00:06:43.860 boobie yeah i started a capricorn hate train on twitter once i did i got it for me not for you

00:06:50.420 specifically you're right you mean honestly like the male version of every sign i'm like

00:06:57.580 hellfire yeah every woman i'm like what about a cancer because i heard i heard girl cancers are 1.00

00:07:04.320 awful really that boy cancers are like loyal and sweet is that you do you suck really tea i've heard 0.87

00:07:12.300 the reverse oh me that's what my brother's a cancer cancer i'm so upset i'm like cancer that's 0.95

00:07:17.980 what i'm gonna walk around saying out of all the signs i was like i will never have a cancer a cancer

00:07:22.960 that's my cancer i hate the name my cancer baby my cancer baby my brother's a cancer is he good yeah

00:07:29.840 he's so emotionally cognizant very sweet i hear emotions come first yeah cancer men though are very

00:07:35.780 manipulative and my brother is very manipulative he's gonna get whatever he wants my brother

00:07:40.560 manipulates my mom when does this come out next week probably next week hopefully that's my plan

00:07:45.360 hopefully oh jesus that's far you're like next week okay great i wanted it's a bye i have a

00:07:53.280 boy cancer man oh i i like male cancers my brother's a male cancer but you know what's funny is this you

00:08:01.320 have two boys now right yeah yeah so now like my mom see like my mom has two girls and then

00:08:06.400 my brother is the youngest i hope the next one's a girl so he's like princess die in my family 0.94

00:08:11.000 like my mom like she like taught us how to be funny and like take a joke my brother like i make

00:08:17.460 one joke my mom's like be nice to him my mom's like that too he's a baby no it's mothers with boys 0.95

00:08:22.400 it's a thing i'm like why are you on their side only only even if i'm shitting on a guy outside of 0.98

00:08:27.900 our family yeah well he's been through a lot who the f*** are you why sorry no i'm not sweating 0.96

00:08:33.700 my sweat you can swear you're fine okay yeah i was like what do you know she defends everybody

00:08:37.140 all the time my mom only defends my brother he's like a princess angel baby no if my brother murdered

00:08:42.340 someone my mom'd be like it was me yeah my mom would be like i definitely know what they probably

00:08:45.920 deserved it yeah yeah if i'm being real and i'm like you know what like i'll be mean to my brother

00:08:50.700 to be funny and then she's like be nice to him yeah what he had a rough day i'm like he's 18 he's fine

00:08:55.840 they're fine yeah my little brother i told him i booked my c-section for this baby i was like i on

00:09:01.700 the phone and i was like what a beautiful moment he my little brother was like you're not even gonna

00:09:05.220 try and i was like why don't you put your back i want to throw a shoe at your face and then he was

00:09:11.580 like whoa whoa whoa and my mom's like he doesn't know what he's saying i was like teach him this is a

00:09:18.460 moment to learn yeah i was like teach him it's funny because when i was first blowing up on tiktok and

00:09:24.260 like my brother's my brother's in school like he's still in high school so he's like yeah i heard

00:09:28.960 some girls in my class talking about tiktok today i go oh really what would you say he's like well i

00:09:33.360 told him my sister actually has a tiktok account and they were like oh really what's her handle and

00:09:37.820 he goes i don't know and i go it's my first and last name it's yeah i was like it's my government

00:09:43.120 name now he was like and he goes well how was i supposed to know that i go i don't know you lived

00:09:47.920 with me for like 15 years maybe no my brother's just so like okay he goes oh boy i don't know it

00:09:54.320 just takes them like thrice as long to mature and must be nice huh to live in such ignorance

00:09:59.900 right they don't have to like do things the way i was worrying about taxes when i was like 15

00:10:05.920 and my brother doesn't even know how to drive that's my biggest concern of what i'm doing to

00:10:09.440 my brothers because i let them live in my house and i hired that it's such a fear of mine and i tried

00:10:14.680 to sit down with them recently and was like i feel as though i've cut your wings and i'm not

00:10:19.240 letting you learn and fly and they're like we're fine and that's like that show well that show

00:10:24.520 succession oh we love succession that's you that's you we love the dad i'm studying i'm like i walk 0.99

00:10:30.660 around fuck off yeah that's you're watching you're like how do you cut off your kids yeah i'm like 0.97

00:10:36.860 fly they live in your house but you host your podcast right with yeah in my brother yeah so 1.00

00:10:44.600 that's me my brother like he he doesn't he's also so hard on himself that he's like i'm trash i'm just

00:10:50.280 your brother living at your house i'm like no dude we had a podcast you're working and he runs

00:10:54.500 everything like the cameras lighting footage edit yeah he's he does a lot of work and my younger

00:11:00.000 brother produced mother so he's my producer i make that kid work but also they don't have a boss so

00:11:05.760 they don't like if he shows up two hours later i'm like what are you doing and he's like i had to go

00:11:10.760 work out and get a massage and then i'll meet you there and i'm like what is your life you'd be fired

00:11:16.440 in a second you know so we're learning yeah sure we're learning those life moments i was like you

00:11:25.000 never had a real boss so yeah my boyfriend didn't have a job till he was like 21 but that's because he

00:11:31.000 played sports all throughout college so they didn't really have to yeah but i started working when i was

00:11:35.260 like 17 kind of older i guess right i was like 17 i had a publishing deal at like in high school

00:11:42.680 yeah look at you and that's the hardest job you've ever had oh i this one

00:11:48.160 i was like writing songs for people um i worked with my for my parents at the jewelry store and

00:11:56.500 dealt with just like oh yeah nightmare rich people buying jewelry on nantucket and i was like is that

00:12:01.600 like the only like normal person job you had i think so i like because i my other outside gigs

00:12:07.360 were i was playing music at like a restaurant on a beach in nantucket and i'd clock in and i'd set

00:12:13.060 up my whole thing i love that yeah i was doing that i was like i'm so rich like i was like i have a real

00:12:18.720 job and i'm rich but literally me when i was a server and i was getting tips oh my god i'm a millionaire

00:12:24.580 i'm a millionaire i had that i had a restaurant job in college but i literally was like this is

00:12:30.020 like drinking money yeah like i'd pocket that and i'd be like i'm getting you were already doing

00:12:34.900 accounting yeah i would i would walk out of my restaurant i would cross the street go to the

00:12:38.960 liquor store buy liquor get on the bus go home because you're smart look at me working girl single 0.99

00:12:44.100 mom with two jobs but i had literally i sing that every day that is literally i mean you're not

00:12:51.120 single but you're a hard-working mom with two children two kids now i want four do you really

00:12:56.960 yeah i want twin girls next so i can get two for one deal oh i tried to get twins on this when i took 0.99

00:13:01.940 pills that i saw on tiktok they're on amazon to increase your odds yeah they're like be a twin mom 0.98

00:13:07.780 i was like fuck yeah didn't work didn't work didn't work do twins run in your family no my husband's a 0.99

00:13:14.700 twin but it doesn't work like that you know your husband's a twin yeah what i know but it only 0.99

00:13:20.460 can only go to the mama i did not know that i know they're not identical but yeah oh t t i know

00:13:27.360 that typically too twins a lot of times twins run on the dad's side yeah but i think it has to go

00:13:34.520 through the moms or something and we got none of that in our family but i was like i'll be the first

00:13:39.320 one of my friends from college she's a twin like an identical twin her and her like literally they 1.00

00:13:44.820 could like lindsey lohan parent trap switch places and i love it it would be hard for me to tell but i

00:13:49.160 wouldn't know but she once took a picture because twins run in her family like every person who's 0.93

00:13:54.760 had kids has had twins at some point i want that she took this family photo once it's like a family 0.63

00:13:58.640 reunion they had girl when i say like every other one they were like coupled up they look like that

00:14:03.940 and i was like that's kind of scary there's too many of you that's my dream too many twins yeah

00:14:08.260 they're like and they all stand next to each other so it just looks like the same head copy how do i get

00:14:13.160 in there i have to like do some ivf if i want like twin girls you know test two baby 1.00

00:14:20.200 and my husband's like you're playing god and i'm like man i want a girl yeah they can't give your

00:14:26.300 brother lasik but they can give me they can give me twin girls i can buy that they're all that has

00:14:31.300 evolved yeah that has your eyesight they figured it out there what if they just really didn't like

00:14:37.600 your your brother and they were like i felt so bad also raya denied him too so he's been just

00:14:43.340 left and right he's like i got waitlisted i was like what is this college like

00:14:47.680 he's like damn he's not really all i've here heard it to be nah i'm just trying to force him to get 0.83

00:14:55.900 out there and start dating so i can have a sister finally i just want i want my babies to have some 0.96

00:15:01.360 cousins someday i feel like they're gonna be like 14 raising their little cousins

00:15:05.660 you're like get on it yeah all right i'm way ahead i have like a head start yeah what else have

00:15:13.280 you been up to your song mother you talked about a little bit um i love your song made you look

00:15:18.260 popped off you were there for me i was there in the chanches it was hot it was uh listen i'm never

00:15:24.160 renting a house again that was the worst day of my life i cried i sobbed you left because you were

00:15:28.340 smart i had to did you hear what happened later that day remy told me oh i sobbed my eyes out

00:15:33.180 yeah it was the worst day of my life she's like i felt so bad or say my working life and i i was

00:15:37.700 like i'm gonna bring my friends and be so cool and show off my cool lifestyle i thought you were

00:15:42.080 the coolest i it was so hot watching you take like control of that you have to do that was the

00:15:48.060 coolest thing i took the there's like a little ipad that has playback on it and i wanted my girls to 0.67

00:15:52.940 feel comfortable and like i was literally like this is your solo moment just be hot and they were

00:15:57.620 like what which part of the song and i was like i get it it's weird you got this yeah and i would

00:16:02.340 show them i showed you and remy i was like here we go slay slay slay mama go and then i just ended up

00:16:08.620 directing you she did she was holding it she was because i know yeah yeah you're hot you're hot

00:16:13.820 yeah yeah yeah get it get it get it you're on a billboard in new york i was i saw it i was like

00:16:20.360 i didn't know at the time that it would be on a billboard in times where so i was like

00:16:23.660 be hot slay hi my favorite part of that whole shoot other than meeting you and getting to see

00:16:29.660 all the other creators because they were so sweet and awesome was watching you like slowly start

00:16:35.100 getting angrier oh yeah hilarious oh yeah you ever watch that was our first shot i have

00:16:40.160 and i never yell dude never that was the worst situation it was really yeah it was really i just

00:16:46.200 got like bad there was like a hundred people there i was like why are you here i remember i'm in that

00:16:51.280 that was a first take and i was like oh there's no air conditioning when i was promised there'd be

00:16:54.660 air conditioning so we'll never rent a house again don't ever do it don't trust people um and i thought

00:16:59.840 the house was much bigger because i got pictures beforehand and it was like wow it's not it's not

00:17:04.760 tight tight spaces um and it was so much money this video that came from everywhere and i and it was so

00:17:12.480 much pressure i've never had my friends in a video yeah and so i felt like i was having a birthday party

00:17:17.420 and i was like well i want them to have the best time and remy comes up to me like an hour deep and

00:17:22.240 glam and goes is there any food here and i go what the fuck feed my friends i was like are they not 0.83

00:17:28.760 being fed like then i was like at that point moment i was like the today's ruined well megan let my 0.97

00:17:35.080 whole family come because i had to go because i'm a whole family gal yeah she was they roll with me

00:17:39.880 bring everyone and i was like okay and we pulled up we pulled up in the van we got out and you know

00:17:44.280 we covet tested before we went on set and when we pulled up he goes are you guys the dancers

00:17:48.520 and my to my dad my dad's like a six six bald dude and he's like he goes he just looks at me

00:17:56.000 i was like you can answer we're not the dancers we're not we're the stars

00:18:02.300 we're in the front yeah i watched you when we were um doing the the room scenes or whatever

00:18:10.200 i saw you you're like these walls are so white there was no artwork there was no it was supposed

00:18:15.440 to because when they present it to me when the director sells it to me there's like a pdf of

00:18:20.320 like pink room glitter and i'm like where's anything where's anything so me and jojo siwa

00:18:27.500 were like slap up this who cares make it fill this room posters and then if you saw later i

00:18:33.480 paid so much extra to make that a pink room yeah i was like the white is spooky we're not doing it

00:18:38.640 a literal like she's in full glam and she's hanging up posters sweating sweating and they're just

00:18:44.020 watching like stars they're just like us dude so that was like a big part of why i wrote mother

00:18:49.080 i was like really yeah oh i love that because like you notice it was all men yeah and they were

00:18:54.520 and i was like and they're like watching me do it and i was like well you're not doing it

00:19:00.060 so at one point she goes can someone else do this since you know it's not my job she just walked away 0.87

00:19:07.660 and i was like damn well jojo siwa looked at me so after that i only work with jojo siwa's team now 0.85

00:19:14.700 because they're on their shit they're incredible and jojo was like you should find these people and 0.93

00:19:19.380 i was like i don't even know these people i don't know why we're here she's it was like my first day 0.98

00:19:23.200 ever and it was like my 15th video yeah and i was so so frustrated and embarrassed and jojo siwa

00:19:28.900 was like you should fire them all and i was like well then what am i gonna do buddy like i gotta get

00:19:33.680 a video done i can't hold the camera and she she's such a smart business woman already at such a young 0.62

00:19:39.880 age yeah that she's like hey girl here's my dp here's my girl who does my sets she's way better 0.98

00:19:46.620 than your you know and i was like right um and so you could see the difference from i mean it looked

00:19:52.580 at i had to do a reshoot yeah i had the whole dance scene was me being like i will out pocket like pay

00:19:58.660 for another day please yeah and that was with jojo siwa's team and i was like you guys should have

00:20:03.380 done the whole thing and it came out great came out great and it was a big hit i loved i left that

00:20:08.660 first day major uh look day i left sobbing in the car like having a full panic attack and i was like

00:20:13.440 they're gonna kill me i was like i can't do this anymore i was like i'm done yeah that we had we

00:20:18.360 just didn't have water like we had water on set but it was boiling it was and i was like is there

00:20:22.920 an ambulance nearby because people will die soon yeah it was like and can we like crank up the air

00:20:28.040 or something bro i was i was running around shutting doors hoping like praying maybe the air will come

00:20:33.600 back on i know your mom she was fanning my mom yeah your mom was going and my my little tiny room

00:20:39.400 was the only room that the air was working so i would just like hustle people in there like go go

00:20:44.140 go it was hey it came out great it came out great to this day i still i still get comments that are

00:20:50.640 like oh my god i saw you in megan trainer's music video really and i was like i posted a lot about

00:20:55.660 it i was so grateful that you left so that you didn't have to see me cry and what i did see core

00:21:00.480 memory that's all i said have you ever watched megan trainer yell at someone i have like that was the 1.00

00:21:04.420 last day that'll ever happen to me because now i've got it situated and now i'm like we will

00:21:09.300 never be there again there you go i'm glad i was there to be a part of it i text you after i said

00:21:15.000 thank you so much for having me and watching you yell at someone highlighted my night yeah you were

00:21:18.920 like that was awesome i loved it that's the only place i yell and my mom's like hey your mom was 0.96

00:21:25.740 like you're an angel can i get anyone water your mom's so nice she's my assistant but she's 0.95

00:21:29.880 consistent to all she's just does it yeah she had a little bell and then after she goes i did 0.82

00:21:34.420 nothing all day i'm like what she was fanning me and remy yeah she's the dream she's like can i get

00:21:39.440 you guys for remy i know it was so warm i was like i'm sorry i think it's because she had that

00:21:45.120 shawl on i think yeah the outfits weren't great outfits weren't weren't it i like but we came out

00:21:52.220 hot yeah i made sure i was like y'all look good that's fine when i went to wardrobe you were like

00:21:56.500 megan was literally like if you hate it tell them you just gotta tell them like if you hate it tell 0.85

00:22:00.900 them like my dancers will like put on shit that they despise and then cry and i'm like ready dancers 0.98

00:22:06.840 i went down there i was like five six seven eight get whatever you want run and they were like really 0.98

00:22:11.220 and the the poor like wardrobe guy was like okay i was like story about it i liked mine you looked so

00:22:18.220 good mine was a sleigh i thought like you came in that no yeah they gave it to me wow and his heavy

00:22:23.640 earrings so so thank you forever for being in a hot box all day for me i'm so glad i owe you i would

00:22:29.220 do it for nobody else except megan i want to know i promise the next one will be so much easier

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00:23:39.860 section is we bring a topic or videos that are applicable to our topic and our topic for today

00:23:44.660 is what it means to be a mother and you would know all about that because you're a literal mother

00:23:50.760 and literally metaphorical mother per according to your song period yeah so we're going to talk

00:23:57.760 about today but before we get into that what do you think it means to really be a mom oh which one

00:24:03.500 like the real one and then we'll do a silly one i mean what a deep question um oh well that that

00:24:11.900 the best way i heard someone explain being a parent is how your heart is now outside your body

00:24:16.880 and you're watching your run around you're like oh my god you know it's literally that and if your

00:24:21.400 heart is crying you're like ah you know um so yeah that's that's a real thing and it and having my

00:24:30.240 heart be outside of me i'm just like i want to make you so proud and do and be the best thing i could

00:24:35.500 ever be for you and take care of you make sure your life is the best life ever i love that i don't know

00:24:40.900 is riley a mama's boy no i was just saying his new thing when we change him and like change his

00:24:47.740 diaper before i can even wipe him he jumps up and goes hug daddy and he's like oh pp like you 0.68

00:24:54.460 dirty piss on me i love you but he can't deny that he just wants to hug daryl at all times 0.99

00:25:00.740 you're like oh no that's great yeah i was like what the fuck is i love that i grew in my body and 0.99

00:25:04.820 you did that to me oh yeah he's in his full daddy phase and he loves does he kind of alternate 0.96

00:25:09.180 and when he hugs me because i'll be like can you help me out and he's like go hug mama he comes up

00:25:14.620 to me and turns his butt into me and goes there you go i'm like you straddle dad give me something i 0.85

00:25:21.300 go show me your arms i have to beg for it but he does give kisses and he loves when i cuddle and put 0.79

00:25:26.840 him to bed oh because i like paint his face and he's like and then you actually were a big part of

00:25:33.780 inspiring um mother this song really you don't get pub but you do get that credit um because when

00:25:41.780 i was explaining the concept to people because my straight brothers were like oh this sounds

00:25:46.800 annoying and i was like exactly um i was like it's supposed to make you upset um i was like it's

00:25:52.860 like all the people you know how um you and everyone is like who gave these men a microphone yeah

00:25:58.240 literally why do they have a podcast why do they have a voice and why are they so loud yeah um that

00:26:04.020 was also my um my target with this song love look at that you guys i'm your mother you listen to me

00:26:09.940 you should stop all that mansplaining nobody's listening see that was megan chenner giving me 0.63

00:26:14.180 credit for her yes greatest body of work which is clearly her thank you so much you're thank you're

00:26:19.420 you're a part of it i was like you know what drew does that in a song and you heard it here first

00:26:24.640 yeah and my mom literally this is my mom she was like well not all men are terrible

00:26:29.920 um she's like your husband i was i put it in the song the second verse was y'all need a master

00:26:36.600 class for my man you know because he's the one that's all right the the meanest the meanest 0.99

00:26:42.280 bitches to men are women who are happily taken period that's a quote yeah someone described it to me 1.00

00:26:49.140 once and they're like i love to see a bad bitch down bad for a man wow period period because 1.00

00:26:54.620 when i i made a i made like a story the other day or a tiktok about it but i was talking about how i 0.98

00:26:58.640 was like working all day and i was gone and then when i got home my boyfriend like cleaned the whole

00:27:02.680 house and he like went grocery shopping he did laundry and like made the bed and did all this 0.98

00:27:07.800 shit that i've been my man makes a bed there you go he did all the shit that i've been needing to do 0.99

00:27:11.860 like and he just did it and then he was like oh and i got some of your favorite snacks and crying 0.99

00:27:15.900 it's because we're woke because we've seen that like period there can be great men and then everyone

00:27:21.980 who's not we're like that's what i've said i'm like i've seen what y'all are capable of and yeah

00:27:25.820 we've seen what it can be and you're not doing it there you go not it and that's their favorite

00:27:30.760 thing to say they're like oh you're probably single wrong wrong take it your boy your man's

00:27:35.260 probably ugly wrong again wrong again i'm gonna try for three i was like you fire off your jokes

00:27:41.440 and then i'll jump in yeah you start we'll have fun i'll give you a head start i love what you did

00:27:45.280 with the guy that did a video to ariana's video oh thank you you went in on him and you're like

00:27:49.560 well since you're ready for this and you agree with i i personally they say they love to look

00:27:54.840 out for other people he said he said in his video so for context ariana grande posted a video that she

00:28:00.520 shouldn't have had to post but basically saying like and i was like oh you don't even have to do

00:28:03.740 oh she shouldn't have to but she did right which is like telling people please stop commenting on my

00:28:07.420 body i hate when people do that and we should just not do that at all and this guy was like this

00:28:12.120 is the problem with society he's like this is society's biggest problem i'm like yeah no there's

00:28:18.700 transgenocide and kids dying in schools but this this is that fat people that's who i want to 1.00

00:28:24.340 focus on you're out of your mind yeah so then i was like well if you want to comment on people's

00:28:28.520 but i love to comment you're so good at it i love like where's she gonna go where's she gonna start 0.97

00:28:33.040 sometimes men will be like well if you'd like to body shame then i guess i could call you a fat cow i'm 0.69

00:28:38.000 like by all means honestly i encourage it yeah i encourage you to comment on my body then do me a

00:28:42.620 favor send me a pic and then i'll give you a head start i'll follow me pick that's all like your 0.90

00:28:47.480 opening act i'm main main show main show there you go god that's why so if you want to be a clown

00:28:52.780 i'll buy the tent and the i'd watch a whole stand-up like comedy show of you just doing that 0.79

00:28:58.180 just like lining up men and then roasting them one by one one by one i just think like if you want to

00:29:04.520 comment on other people's bodies then yeah take it let's go i'm cool with it they're like are you

00:29:08.960 okay with that yeah go ahead you are very strong though how do you do that like deal with i got like a

00:29:15.020 hate video from mother of like the song like someone went out of their way to be like this

00:29:20.360 song is not creative written for tiktok she gave up and i was like huh and i fucking sobbed it might 0.94

00:29:26.220 be the pregnancy hormones but i i'm sure right and daryl was like are you actually crying what are you

00:29:30.660 doing i can't tell if you're joking even if that were true let's just say that was true how are you

00:29:35.000 too strong even if that's true it worked you know what i mean you may not like the music like i

00:29:40.320 didn't write it strictly for tiktok no but it was a part of it for sure that's why i was like oh the

00:29:45.440 moms on tiktok are gonna love this and they did and they did and you're also a mom i'm wrong with

00:29:51.560 that that's why i said what is it illegal to make music fun music yeah sorry who cares i saw chris

00:29:58.340 he was like why are people mad at me for this it's like why are they saying it's my fault i was

00:30:04.420 like you had nothing to do with it i saw a comment that he put in his story he was like if the comment

00:30:09.260 literally said i don't know why but i blame i blame chris i now we joke about i'm like this is all

00:30:15.460 your fault yeah tiktok has him to thank yeah actually me she gave me credit so yeah it's all

00:30:22.480 your fault shift the blame start blaming me start attacking me and then i have more content so it

00:30:27.420 works out for me honestly to answer your question though i don't i don't know how i guess i just

00:30:33.000 deal with it because like i don't know if men are ugly and smaller than me it doesn't really bother

00:30:37.220 me yeah you know what i mean yeah i would just i just always think like because they're like what

00:30:41.900 she just thinks she's better than us and i'm like well look at you i am better than you yeah i got

00:30:46.700 the best advice in australia from andrew santino this comedy and i forgot comedians get it the worst

00:30:52.520 yeah they get like death threats like truly he was like oh my god same he was like he was like um

00:30:59.420 they're just ghosts yeah and i was like ah that's amazing yeah that's what bremen rock said on my

00:31:04.860 show yeah they're like i think of them like ghosts like you don't see them unless you go looking for

00:31:08.420 them period it is true and sometimes it's hard not to like as a public person you've been in the

00:31:13.120 industry a long time sometimes you have no choice but to watch people be awful towards you yeah well i was

00:31:18.160 in my safe place i was on my for you page oh it doesn't have a lot of me it came on my and i was

00:31:23.040 like not my safe place they're invading your safe space because my team will be like hey go through

00:31:29.220 your comments and like engage people love that and i'm like i don't really why would i dive through

00:31:34.620 that but and and all my stuff is so nice and kind and so i love it i comment back but this is the

00:31:40.800 one time i wasn't looking and i got attacked i was like that well that's why i'm in bed it's 11 p.m

00:31:46.660 don't do this i didn't ask for this yeah i was like not my safe place i always think like if you

00:31:52.280 make sometimes i've gotten hate videos before like awful ones really that did well and they tagged me

00:31:58.100 and then i i know what hurts is all the likes i see well and i saw it and it had i saw one and it

00:32:04.820 had kind of a lot of likes so i stitched it and then i made fun of him and then he went my favorite

00:32:10.720 part of when i stitch people is like the the spiral like it starts real slow i don't care i don't care if 0.98

00:32:15.180 that fat bitch stitches me i don't give a fuck then two videos later it's like i just feel like 1.00

00:32:19.900 we live in a world where we should be body positive then like two videos later why would she do this to 1.00

00:32:25.920 me she's such a bully they get hurt this guy literally said i don't know why she would do this

00:32:29.360 to me she's a big creator and i'm not you tagged me yeah and i even said like you at the end of my

00:32:35.980 video i said you asked for this yeah have fun i and i was like fighting through my tears and i started

00:32:42.260 commenting actually i wrote this and my husband's like whoa i was like no he doesn't deserve any of

00:32:48.980 this my man does that for me sometimes you're right you're right yeah because sometimes i didn't stuff

00:32:53.280 is just no like there's no point it's like you're talking to a ghost i was like oh yeah exactly and

00:32:58.360 they sometimes they just want attention like they i've gone you let him win i was like oh yeah i've

00:33:02.980 gone really rancid hate comments where someone wrote to me um honestly i never thought you were

00:33:07.420 gonna see this girl what you're on my video you're in my house yeah they break into my home 0.97

00:33:15.000 and they wonder why i saw them on the couch girl you're in my home yeah but that's why men too like 0.99

00:33:20.720 i once got a really horrible fat shaming comment on one of my videos and i went on his profile like

00:33:25.800 i always do and i looked and he said he was a girl dad a proud girl dad oh and then i wrote i'm so

00:33:32.020 glad to hear that you're a girl dad hopefully no one ever comments on your daughter's body like how you 0.98

00:33:35.880 commented on mine yeah and then he was like what the fuck is your bro like he got mad at me i've 0.98

00:33:41.060 like never once typed in a hateful thing and was like i can't wait till someone says no concept in 0.96

00:33:49.920 my brain and my whole life when i'm like a middle schooler high schooler never was like oh i'm gonna 0.95

00:33:54.900 bully this bitch watch yeah i want them to see my really yeah and then you block them sometimes you'll 1.00

00:34:00.540 block them like if it's like someone who's like i used to be a fan and they write mean shit and then 0.99

00:34:06.200 they're like why did you block me like i was just trying to girl and they think i'm trying to help

00:34:12.220 you they think because you're a public person they think that it's your job to like be subject to

00:34:18.240 criticism at all times and never get upset about it like you're not entitled to a reaction but you

00:34:23.340 have to sit there and take the lashing the new like the craziest thing with social media though is

00:34:28.120 like there's a new wall that came down between like celebrities and fans yeah where they're like

00:34:33.020 no you're in my family and we're best friends and we should get dinner and i was like oh i can't get

00:34:39.420 dinner like and then they're insulted and mad like i had one fan who was like so sweet and i would see

00:34:47.660 him everywhere and it was awesome but then he started dming my managers and goes so i'll be in the

00:34:51.940 city so i expect two tickets and we're like okay we'll see no you know that's someone overstaying

00:34:57.380 their welcome a little bit there's a different and you're right though about the wall like it's

00:35:01.300 i think social media has bridged that gap a little bit where they've made that's why like for me like

00:35:06.760 i'm just a jester on the internet so you would be shocked at some of the things people say to me

00:35:11.800 bitch like in real life like in real life i've told them many times i can't even this is one of 1.00

00:35:16.860 the most common comments i get from women when they meet me in real life and they're like oh my god 1.00

00:35:20.860 i'm such a big fan they always tell me you're so much prettier in real life sup oh i get the first

00:35:25.980 thing they say i get you're not actually that big i got it in australia i got it recently like wow i

00:35:33.060 thought you're actually like small and i was like what everyone in hollywood is small i'm petite 0.98

00:35:39.740 little angel listen when i say i'm a big bitch i mean that shit like in real life you're tall 1.00

00:35:45.480 every yeah everyone i forgot when i saw you today again i was like oh shit every time they meet me 0.99

00:35:51.220 they're like you're so much bigger in real life and i'm like okay well that's a choice word that you

00:35:54.960 use got it why bigger yeah they're like you're big okay okay okay i don't know you so it's cool we

00:36:04.080 don't have to use words at all to describe each other i didn't say anything to you sometimes i just

00:36:09.040 have to sit there and take it you're so cute look at you they're like you're not that big too

00:36:13.500 that's crazy oh my god it's like the all about that base comments from 10 years ago yeah you're not

00:36:17.660 even that big but even then you were even then you weren't big i'm like oh thank you thank you 0.98

00:36:23.580 so we have to be like complimented they're like a shit sandwich like yeah it's compliment sandwich 0.89

00:36:28.580 between thank you for meeting me thanks again okay so let me get to this video i'm going to talk 0.98

00:36:36.500 about yeah yeah sorry no you're totally fine this coffee is like are you having a panic attack as i am

00:36:43.600 this coffee's strong mitch okay okay this one okay so these videos applied to our topic of like

00:36:51.100 what it means to be a mother a true mother a silly mother and an actual mother right so this one says 0.91

00:36:55.980 this man is responding to a tiktok comment that says being a stay-at-home mom is a job also like

00:37:01.080 someone wrote that to him and he's upset at this comment and says that being a stay-at-home mom

00:37:06.440 isn't a job it's a privilege and he talks about how easy it is and that once your kids get to middle

00:37:11.400 in high school they take care of themselves and he said he was a stay-at-home dad for a few months

00:37:16.520 and it was the easiest shit i've ever done yeah few months 18 years what's the difference 0.96

00:37:23.120 no difference at all his kids are 18 years old is that he just said he did it for a few months when 0.99

00:37:28.560 they were in high school which means they're like self-sufficient like they won't die if you leave

00:37:31.840 them alone dude but like spend a half hour with the toddler it's escaping death at all corners of the

00:37:37.080 room it is whoa running it's like a human with no fear and no understanding of danger yeah and

00:37:43.540 like they can't do anything for themselves you have to feed them and and i don't have dog i don't i

00:37:48.400 don't have kids but i do have a dog dogs yeah i do have a dog and when i tell you he had that he's

00:37:54.400 had diarrhea the past like day because he had too much fun on easter so then i woke up like i woke

00:38:01.040 up and he was fine and then i went on meetings and my i came out and my boyfriend told me he just

00:38:05.680 diarrhea'd all in his crate like all over a bed all over that just like jackson pollock painting all

00:38:12.000 over his crate and then he was like my my boyfriend was like violently gagging throwing it all in the

00:38:17.560 trash his eyes were like watering and he's like it's bad it was so bad and that's i was like i can't

00:38:23.940 even imagine a human a human i can barely handle that dog like he walks around and puts every

00:38:29.380 little thing in his mouth i can't even imagine oh yeah luckily my kid doesn't he's an angel he 0.99

00:38:34.560 doesn't put shit in his mouth no but like when they do it could be life or death literally like 0.99

00:38:39.440 actually like actually no that's why i said a dog is a lot i didn't know like watch batteries 0.99

00:38:44.520 are like it's a instant like those little it's death it's yeah it like burns their belly and you

00:38:49.700 watch them die for the rest of the day it's horrific i learned all that on tiktok yeah someone who

00:38:53.760 looks stuff like that up no it's just on my tiktok they're like awareness for batteries i was like

00:38:57.820 batteries and another one is those balls that children play with like they eat those little

00:39:03.180 gel balls the water balls oh yeah yeah yeah because they look delicious and then it like

00:39:07.500 fucks their brain up for and then they start like deteriorating in your face over the few years 0.87

00:39:13.400 there's so many little things that i know having kids is horrific i know um we're just escaping death 0.99

00:39:19.060 at all times but the what i wanted to say is like since i've been dating daryl i've been like the

00:39:24.860 breadwinner because i'm just like bobbing right now period like he's still i think he he auditions

00:39:30.040 and stuff but i think they still see him as young spy kids yeah so just now um i've let him grow out 0.87

00:39:36.600 his beard yeah and now already everyone's like oh damn you're a man you know so we're gonna do 0.74

00:39:41.200 auditions he looks like he does look young because he's like still like loves acting and wants to be an 0.91

00:39:45.960 actor and everyone's like when did you stop he's like didn't um actually i didn't but he's he works

00:39:52.660 so much even before my kids for me like with me like constantly at every shoot with me takes care of

00:40:01.120 me since the first like week of dating i was on my first tour and i walked off stage and he carried me

00:40:06.540 to the hotel and like took care of me and when i see him with the he's basically our stay-at-home dad

00:40:13.520 yeah because i would be working all day and when i come home this is way more tired than i ever am

00:40:19.980 he looks like sunk in deep dark circles and he's like today was tough you know

00:40:25.820 he's like he really had it out for me today yeah i was like i was on kelly clark's then you know

00:40:31.340 you're like you're all stay awake i want to tell you about my day i know i had a great day and he

00:40:35.320 knocks out at like eight um but it's oh yeah i can't stand this human being well and also

00:40:42.760 like my my parents too my mom's always been the breadwinner like more than my dad my dad's dream

00:40:47.500 has always been to be a stay-at-home dad my dad was like make all the money yeah at home i want to be

00:40:53.700 at home but because like psychologically in the beginning it was mess it was like messing with

00:40:58.940 daryl yeah for sure like yeah um i never had a problem with it and was like let me buy this and

00:41:05.020 let me do this and but he was like because society in the way we yeah conditions you yeah he's like no i

00:41:11.220 want you to be taking time off and i'll go hustle and i'm like babe i'm crushing like let me just get

00:41:17.300 this let me get this bread and then i'm stacking it for us and i'm i'm like in one day you're gonna

00:41:23.740 have a movie in alaska and we will all be there watching daddy work like we'll figure it out that's

00:41:31.020 true partnership yeah like and that's what makes us like a good so good and strong couple oh yeah

00:41:36.360 and everything is like 100 100 like we do everything together well that's why it's like

00:41:42.880 it's not a it's not reciprocal it's not like it doesn't feel like like yeah i'm the only one

00:41:48.160 working it feels like we're both hustling our asses off and that night yeah and at night we get 0.85

00:41:54.920 into bed we run to bed at 7 30 and then it's our time and we watch love is blind i know my sister

00:42:02.120 you're updating me about this season how crazy it is i i didn't watch season three i only watched

00:42:07.020 the first one you same but there's it's all over my tiktok and i was like i gotta get involved

00:42:10.540 and the first episode i was like these people are fine why is everyone saying they're they're crazy

00:42:15.340 episode two i was like oh my god yeah that was me with the voice episode listen i was like fighting

00:42:20.300 it a little bit and then i saw i saw it i saw it on tiktok and i go listen i gotta watch it now i should

00:42:26.440 be a judge on the voice i watch this is my pitch to you put me and megan on there hey voice give us

00:42:32.780 the voice give us the double chair we'll be in coach i'm ready is it in the voice uk or like i did

00:42:38.660 the voice uk wait which is the one i think it's like germany or something but they have a duo

00:42:43.080 and they have a double chair and they have to agree that's gotta be i'll put me and megan on there

00:42:46.920 i'm so useless but oh yeah she'll give the real the real commentary i'll just be funny and i'll say

00:42:52.120 you're so cute she'll give you like actual help and i'll just like be funny yeah like it's like

00:42:57.860 a motorcycle sidecar yeah pick us imagine the two of us on the way like what a mess we'd win 0.97

00:43:04.160 nobody would ever pick us because i would be there they'd be like that bitch is an anchor i'm not 1.00

00:43:09.000 picking her no we'd be like we can be your best friends yeah i'll be like we could go to dinner 0.97

00:43:12.740 with you you're like yeah i expect two tickets to the voice i'm in town so give make sure the two

00:43:20.060 tickets are waiting for me yes okay well listen balls in your court voice i know blake's leaving

00:43:25.280 i know that chair's opening up out dude he's done so or kelly if you just want to hang out with me

00:43:30.840 you can also come here too that's also an offer i will bring her here please do i don't have a number 0.97

00:43:36.060 but i'll find it but i'll get it okay let me get into these comments right on this video so this first

00:43:42.820 one says i've done the stay-at-home all right i've done the stay-at-home mom dad thing for a little

00:43:47.800 while the simplest job ever this is a man obviously yeah my ex my ex-wife who was a 0.92

00:43:53.560 s-a-h-m oh stay-at-home mom since when do they abbreviate it like that to a hundred was more of 1.00

00:44:01.400 a social media mother whatever that means you take one picture and a geriatric bitch like that is like 1.00

00:44:09.000 what are you obsessed with the internet and she's just like oh what a cute like she just took one 1.00

00:44:13.660 picture he's like she's all about social media what are you talking about i don't get these

00:44:18.600 comments i don't get that either okay this one says i love the ones saying stay staying home is

00:44:24.320 harder y'all must have a desk job get into the trade work they love to say they love try a trade

00:44:30.960 yeah we move brick no one wants to do back breaking work like literally nobody should have to do that

00:44:35.820 breaking work to make a living robots some of you do end up that way that's not your fault necessarily

00:44:41.060 but to compare it as if it's the same i always think it's like apples and oranges especially the

00:44:46.900 mamas who are like i've seen all the mamas on tiktok that have a toddler at home and a newborn 1.00

00:44:52.040 oh girl and they're just crying and they're like so wow this one scream cries to bed because we're

00:44:57.560 sleep training i'm gonna go do laundry now and hold this baby on my chest while i do all the laundry 0.99

00:45:03.560 and then hopefully i'll get to do dishes as soon as this is done i'm like fuck all this well then you 0.99

00:45:09.180 think about like kids who just like piss and shit themselves or throw up oh there was one of the 0.99

00:45:13.100 toddlers that just would not stop screaming oh like there was definitely like like this poor kid just 0.98

00:45:19.160 scream scream scream and i would show daryl and i was like our kid doesn't cry like this right like

00:45:23.800 that's something else yeah it's all day oh my god it depends on what kind of kid you have too you

00:45:29.240 know well and every baby's different that's why everybody's different they're so different will be my

00:45:33.560 screamer right like never even cried as a kid like to the point where i was like he's gonna be a

00:45:39.560 serial killer why isn't he crying i'm a little worried yeah you know in the movies they're like

00:45:42.800 he never cried as a baby i was like that's riley dude this kid doesn't cry yeah my my little brother

00:45:48.820 when he was born my mom thought he had colic because like he would cry all the time but neither 0.87

00:45:52.600 of us were like that and then she found out he's lactose intolerant oh shit so his belly was like 0.99

00:45:58.800 my book heard my book has all that shit really it's like no one told me that's a possibility 0.99

00:46:03.480 you learn the hard way after you've like because the baby's screaming and crying and can't tell you 0.97

00:46:09.140 what yeah wrong it's so sad so much pain i love i i love seeing men be like get try trade work and

00:46:16.680 then you ask them what do you do for a living well i'm not i'm between jobs currently yeah and then

00:46:21.260 you're like okay well so you don't even know what a trade is you should have them on here dog face to

00:46:25.960 face sometimes i literally i'll start a new mari show literally one time i i responded to this guy

00:46:34.200 was talking the same thing like women act like their lives are so hard men are building roads and

00:46:39.360 houses whatever like they they just like there's no nuance whatsoever i was like you think there's

00:46:44.780 not one woman in construction yeah it's 2024 you don't think they exist that's why i was like

00:46:50.980 not one huh out of the billions of people on this earth yeah but i even said i'm like are you one of

00:46:56.280 those men like have you built a house have you built a street did you build the wi-fi on my phone 0.99

00:47:00.800 no right so you're a useless bitch just like me also like turns out we're both stay-at-home moms at 1.00

00:47:06.180 that point i've just seen more power women too like working i met four women yesterday that have made 1.00

00:47:14.320 this new formula that i'm obsessed with called bobby and it's like healthy it has no corn syrup

00:47:20.360 and poison in it and i was like you women are badass like hustling to make the world a better place 1.00

00:47:26.400 girl i had my friend delara on the show and she was saying like statistically speaking like they've

00:47:31.160 proven that women are like far more competent like leaders and ceos ceos they were all boss queens 1.00

00:47:37.960 yeah like literally i want to kiss you all in the mouth like i want to be you thank you for making 0.98

00:47:43.440 the world a better place i always think like men like men who talk like that like they don't like

00:47:48.440 women they just are attracted to women it's very big difference like you just they don't see women 0.99

00:47:53.120 as human beings with like emotions and ambition they see them as things to have like an incubator 0.93

00:47:58.360 a literal a literal incubator actually though okay let's see this that's why i do bitch to darryl a lot i go 1.00

00:48:05.780 this should be you when i'm really pregnant i'm like you should have this 0.93

00:48:10.480 my god i don't want it simon i placed this curse upon you

00:48:15.440 you'd be so good at it you see those videos too of men like trying those period cramp simulators oh my

00:48:22.080 god and they're sobbing yeah i'm like moaning out loud i'm like oh that's a period yeah go to work

00:48:27.840 yeah actually put your go go do a trade with that do i mean like also i've learned a whole new

00:48:33.440 like motherhood like a whole new side of um just heroes that are people who get pregnant 0.76

00:48:39.900 yeah um miscarriages dude yeah i'm watching friends have miscarriage after miscarriage and

00:48:44.940 go to work horrible and it's like the worst period of your lifetime six yeah plus an emotional toll of

00:48:51.060 like oh i lost that baby i was dreaming of yeah and i was like and we're supposed to walk around and

00:48:55.500 like be okay and they're going to be like happy easter yeah and they're going to work going to work

00:49:01.300 yeah literally ruining pants like i literally saw a guy tweet he's like i just found out that

00:49:07.300 people who get periods also sometimes get diarrhea and that's how i know you guys are the superior

00:49:12.600 gender like people who identify as women people oh the period poops yeah like period that's what i 0.99

00:49:19.340 call them like period shit yeah period shit the best poops of all they're like when you're hung 1.00

00:49:23.740 over like yes it's like it's very similar to a booze poop yeah tequila shits yeah like actually 1.00

00:49:29.520 hard liquor shits yeah you have those and then you like put makeup on and you're at a job and then 0.99

00:49:34.980 you sit in traffic then you sit in traffic go to your desk job yeah not to trade though because women 1.00

00:49:40.740 don't do that apparently they don't lift brick okay this last one says i'm all behind this i had two days

00:49:48.880 off a week with my kids and we always had a blast together it's way easier than working in management

00:49:54.500 50 hours a week together how old are your children i'm sure you had a blast with your 12 year old

00:49:59.580 getting ice cream and going to the park for one day you mean doing all the fun things yeah the fun

00:50:03.640 parts getting to experience fun stuff no no that's why like sometimes even my dad my dad jokes about this

00:50:11.760 with us all the time but like my mom like knows everything and i like trust my mom to like help me

00:50:16.920 with things my dad's just kind of hanging there yeah like i'll give my dad i call them dad tass

00:50:21.920 so i'm like if i need help with the car if i need to hang a picture my dad came and hung a mirror in

00:50:28.260 my house that i needed to hang forever yeah installing security cameras i've never had a

00:50:32.000 handyman because my father 75 comes over hunchback does it loves it but if i need like in like

00:50:39.000 information on my life insurance i'm calling my mommy yeah if i need to remember the doctor's number

00:50:43.700 i call my mom heads up with kids i took my kid to the dentist and i was like mom is there insurance

00:50:48.820 for him is he good what am i doing she was like i'll text it to you i was like oh god i'm a mom

00:50:54.340 life life altering yeah i'm like calling my mom i've even made this joke before i'm like i call in

00:51:00.460 order like people if i need help with something so my mom's always first yeah and then my sister

00:51:05.380 because she's like the big bubbles on your phone yeah tops yeah and then my dad then my dad's not

00:51:10.800 up there then my boyfriend then my dad then my brother yeah like if i have to if i call my dad

00:51:16.680 i've gone through the list already everybody else didn't answer so i had to call my dad yeah and

00:51:20.340 sometimes i i ask how old is your dad my dad's just turned 50 oh my god he's so young cute

00:51:25.500 i had an old dad yeah i was like i forgot mine's older i have an old dad my mom is like 55 my dad's 0.81

00:51:32.580 75 oh damn yeah they're a scandal my dad sometimes i'll call my dad and ask him help for help with 0.82

00:51:39.700 something and he goes well did you call your mom i'm like yeah she didn't answer that's why i called 0.92

00:51:43.200 you he's like well i'm gonna ask your mom i don't know okay you know what i mean yeah let me have this

00:51:49.700 talk dad talk to you later and he doesn't care he's like you think they don't care but recently my dad

00:51:56.840 was like how to talk with my mom and i hope he never sees us and he i guess he was like well they

00:52:02.380 don't like need me and my mom was like what do you mean she's like well if if like they they call

00:52:08.880 you right and i was like oh dad my dad knows i need him just for very specific yeah i need you to

00:52:16.040 be proud of me and i need you to like come over and hang out with your grandson yeah and because he

00:52:20.760 loves you his name is gary trainer and we call him gt and my little boy is like hi gt oh that's cute

00:52:27.260 we love you you're the best he's like well they don't need me like emotionally and i'm like yes i

00:52:31.260 do i need my dad emotionally yeah dude hella my dad's a pisces so my dad's very emotional i need to

00:52:37.260 learn other signs than my own it's right after capricorn okay i'm like that means nothing um a

00:52:45.200 gemini and he's he's a gemini well i only saw one this is why i'm like i know gemini's i saw one

00:52:50.780 girl on tiktok that was like i'll be a gemini um i can make anything a problem daryl is the first to

00:52:58.780 be like the day is ruined my coffee won't work like my coffee machine's done and i was like go to sleep

00:53:03.980 start over yeah he's like the day's done and i'm like if we could switch this around that's why they

00:53:10.200 say gemini's our two-faced because they 180 yeah really quick and he's he's um very very like oh this

00:53:17.420 person's out to get us like the first that we'll meet someone new and he's like they're using you

00:53:22.540 like he's a media and he's like i'm just protected because i love you i was like i know you love all

00:53:26.900 of us so much but they're not gonna murder me okay they're not using me they're innocent

00:53:32.440 i think they're the devil riley riley's um the best he's uh he's an aquarius which means he loves 0.98

00:53:41.220 water that's all i know and that's where this bitch loves water every night take a bath yeah 1.00

00:53:47.660 take a bath i'm like yeah go take a bath i love that he loves water he loves i was they were like 0.97

00:53:52.660 he's gonna be a swimmer and he is i was like i guess the signs are right you're oh my god if people

00:53:59.060 don't believe in astrology that's crazy they're crazy well anyways what would you say is your best

00:54:04.820 advice for people being a literal mom maybe soon to be mom before you ask me a really deep emotional

00:54:11.220 question i just want to say congrats on being so flipping successful oh thank you i walked in here

00:54:16.940 and i was picturing this scene in a home like and because it's so cute i was like this must be in our

00:54:22.800 house yeah um and you're in a full ass set and i had my own green room and bathroom and i was like 0.82

00:54:30.060 she's so successful like should i be like you big guy congrats on your life and your job because 0.95

00:54:36.160 you win like you're winning i know at this point it's out of spite alone yeah all the men who tell

00:54:45.300 me i would never build a career i was like oh i feel like i'm walking into it like a j hud show or

00:54:50.920 kelly clark's and i'm like oh this is a production period period and the i have the highest caliber of

00:54:56.980 talent with me which is an honor it's an honor to be your friend and please hang out on my show

00:55:03.100 oh my god are you kidding anytime i'll be like that fan i'll be like i'll just message your manager

00:55:07.260 i expect i expect two tickets two tickets tonight he's like she's not even on tour i'm like two

00:55:12.380 tickets two tickets run them thank you i never go on tour and i'm like you can have tickets to

00:55:16.680 whatever show you want okay so to close out the show what would you say is your best piece of

00:55:22.920 advice for like soon-to-be mamas or people who want to be a mother one day well my manager would 0.99

00:55:29.200 say get the book period but um you're uh god you're doing the best you can and that's the best

00:55:38.140 you know um and try to be easy on yourself you know how you're hard on yourself like in general

00:55:44.020 in life always and forever yeah um whether it's loving yourself or like loving your career where

00:55:49.460 you're at yeah when you're a mama it's all that as well times a million times a million because

00:55:53.920 you're like mom guilt yeah as soon as you go back to work you're like he'll never know who i am you

00:55:58.800 know but it's not true it will pass and he will be obsessed with you once he gets to his little daddy 0.99

00:56:03.760 face um once he's past that stupid husband um but yeah dude we're all human and we're all doing the 0.99

00:56:12.460 best we can and the fact that you've made life is a win and that you're here doing the best you can 1.00

00:56:19.720 you slay and there's no wrong way to do it i'll tell you that besides like drinking and doing drugs

00:56:24.200 don't do that besides that yeah besides like the terrible things just like be easy on yourself you

00:56:30.760 got this thank you so much for coming on the show i adore you this has been my dream for a year

00:56:36.900 you me both bitch when you said come be on my music video i said time and place i was like maybe 1.00

00:56:41.820 she'll let me do the pod if she's in a video are you kidding i would let you do it before that 0.99

00:56:46.120 the highest of honors and i got to watch her like yell at men yeah hilarious i got to watch you 0.81

00:56:53.300 that's the only place i yell at men at work because you have to you're not doing it right

00:56:58.300 thank you so much for coming i adore you you i love you everyone please make sure to get

00:57:04.740 megan's new book dear future mama when does it come out uh april 25th yes please make sure you

00:57:11.720 get it it's gonna be amazing and go stream mother mother period on spotify our favorite platform your

00:57:18.960 favorite one i heard you got a big fat deal period spotify is my mother so there you go

00:57:26.140 thank you guys all for tuning into this episode of the comment section please make sure to stream

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The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - May 17, 2023

MOTHER HAS ARRIVED Ft. Meghan Trainor ｜ Drew Afualo ｜ THE COMMENT SECTION EP 66

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