The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - RAISING YEAST Ft. Holmes ｜ Episode 179

00:00:00.000 my mom paid money for me to go to a class that every single week their one thing was put your

00:00:04.640 finger under the line and i go i'm here for hours and that's all you're teaching me can you imagine 0.99

00:00:09.720 did i learn i learned that i hate you know what i learned from that class i fucking hate reading 0.99

00:00:14.220 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show sorry me your fave 0.97

00:00:24.220 everybody knows me who cares about me on to the guest today we have the iconic the legendary the

00:00:29.620 unbelievably hilarious homes welcome to the pod we did talk for 20 minutes before i did the intro

00:00:38.620 we chatted it meant the world to me um i'm happy to be here well i needed a warm-up i did i need

00:00:43.380 like i need a foreplay this is our first time meeting and just so the audience knows i'm like

00:00:47.260 a big fan like i look up to you in like a way that is yeah i really do like you're one of the

00:00:51.420 few bright lights on uh tiktok that i would like stop and there was probably a month phase where

00:00:56.360 like i don't could only watch you before bed everyone's like weird at all yeah everyone's

00:01:00.860 like pushing it no it just uh it really is i don't know you know when you hear people uh say

00:01:07.160 something for the first time that you think everyone is thinking that's what it felt like

00:01:10.060 for me it was like when i like do you know aubrey gordon is she wrote what we don't talk about when

00:01:13.860 we talk about fat and she does the podcast maintenance phase yes so i love her and michael

00:01:17.780 hobbs i love that podcast and anyways i just remembered when like her in general she would say 0.96

00:01:22.500 certain shit like in what we don't talk about when we talk about fat that was just like 0.98

00:01:26.640 like talk about growing up how like when someone who's like bigger than you like shits or someone 0.99

00:01:30.500 smaller than you shits on their body in front of you how it's like obviously a direct insult but 0.99

00:01:33.480 then she would have like all these fucking stats you know what i mean and i'd be like wow that feels 0.99

00:01:36.680 like more powerful to hear than i could have ever imagined you know i was like that maybe like was a 0.97

00:01:41.180 healed all my trauma and that's how i feel with you with men because i just like i'm like it's annoying

00:01:44.860 on the news just like won't be like and once again like all the shooters are men you know like

00:01:49.660 they always say all the other stuff yeah it's like talking around it this episode is presented

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00:02:30.720 through the middle let's just say yeah let's just say it i get in trouble for honesty a lot in my life

00:02:34.580 as well they hate an honest person the honesty they hate the discomfort that comes with it right i agree

00:02:41.240 yeah and i think there's also first of all that's very sweet thank you so much and i am also a huge

00:02:46.040 fan of you as well obviously we've been loving each other through caleb in a lot of ways also which 0.99

00:02:51.020 fuck him but well fuck that guy i mean he he fucked with my heart he ghosted me no he does flirt a lot 1.00

00:03:00.000 and he needs to chill he flirts a lot and the other day he posted a clip actually with talking to 1.00

00:03:04.800 natalie and charlie barty and he like had a line in there he's like yeah holmes gets goosebumps and no

00:03:10.580 one even picked up on it and i watched it and i was like that is like first of all i was like

00:03:16.240 private yeah first off private i got goosebumps private that was one-on-one they don't even they

00:03:21.460 didn't even stop on it it made everyone so uncomfortable they said we'll just let that sit

00:03:23.840 there you know but it is but honestly that's personally because i've just like taken celibate

00:03:27.720 eras i think and what will happen is like no it's he'll like he'll tickle my neck i'll get full body

00:03:33.120 goosebumps and he's like ew and i'm like well what do you expect when you touch my neck and i'm not

00:03:35.660 hooking up with anyone at the moment like that kind of seems like it's on you sorry you keep touching

00:03:39.980 my neck telling me you want to buy a house together have kids together i don't know sorry i'm starting

00:03:43.940 to believe you yeah sorry about that sorry also you're the most masculine friend i have like that's

00:03:47.840 the thing is like my straight guy friends 10 times more feminine than caleb caleb like says things

00:03:51.760 that it's kind of like oh you know sometimes in a way that i'm like you seem like a straight guy

00:03:55.520 so let's get the job done you got the energy at least let's do this one of the illusion of it

00:03:59.240 no there was one night we had a sleepover and it was like we were falling asleep fully and then he

00:04:03.720 kind of did like make a joke almost like to make a move but it felt so believable in the

00:04:08.820 moment that i actually did get kind of shy and was like what and then he like busted out laughing

00:04:11.840 i kind of got shy like i was like i mean we couldn't right we can't we shouldn't no i never

00:04:18.260 will there's a couple but there are a few gay guys that if i found out they hooked up with um

00:04:23.040 a girl it would be like a knife yeah i love caleb we were connected through caleb i was waiting

00:04:28.320 to have a moment i wanted it to be original on our own so then when you follow me back which and he

00:04:31.960 could never take credit for it well because you were at his birthday party and i had like a really

00:04:35.400 quick moment with you but you were kind of like taking in the party and like just kind of and i

00:04:39.180 was like i can't it was loud and people were dancing so i was like you mean everything to me 0.71

00:04:42.920 like i was i didn't want to like be a fucking and can i tell you i was on 60 milligrams of an edible 0.98

00:04:47.800 you know what it looked like so i was assessing yeah it looked like i go i've been there i go i've been 0.97

00:04:52.380 there she's locked in also i was dressed like caleb from hbo max's sweethearts so that was really

00:04:58.040 that was affecting my vibe too i think was my outfit yeah i did danny zuko and everyone guessed just

00:05:03.040 about everything else people guessed things that i'd never heard of they were like lady gaga as a 0.92

00:05:07.760 man i was like i don't know what the fuck you're talking about okay well that seems like just an 0.96

00:05:10.480 insult what is that thing i mean and that actually shows you where i'm on the gender spectrum because 0.99

00:05:14.300 i was just like i mean if you're attracted to it like i was getting hit on in a way that night

00:05:19.100 where i was like i might have to cut my hair you know like i was like i might have to doing

00:05:22.780 something for me a little bit it was doing something i was like girls who never talked to me are

00:05:26.440 like coming up to this danny zuko thing they're not getting it but they're like having a crush 1.00

00:05:29.460 you know you you're experiencing gender euphoria sometimes in that sense i always want to i want

00:05:35.340 to get a pixie pixie cut once in my life but growing up they would always tell me i had the

00:05:38.880 wrong face shape and so then i like just every hair salon every hair stylist my mom would take me to

00:05:44.420 you know they'd always take me to a place and they had a few lines with me because i have like thin hair

00:05:48.320 i'm not upset about it so you know you shouldn't be there's just so many things to be upset about

00:05:53.340 right i don't have time for that and they like to do this game though with us with thin hair where

00:05:57.440 they'll be like no it's not thin you just got a ton of fine ones that's like that's the one line

00:06:03.020 they always do so they would do that and then they would talk about my face shape quite a bit

00:06:06.100 the word the face shape did more damage just because i haven't got the cuts i wanted right

00:06:10.060 have you ever got a haircut that like affected your life oh yeah well in the sense of experiencing

00:06:15.340 immediate regret yes absolutely like being like well the first time i ever cut my hair short and i got

00:06:21.480 like full bangs not like a curtain fun bang yeah a full bang and my my hair and this is not like to

00:06:29.360 brag in any way my hair is really thick it's like stunning beautiful hair it's like it's an asset

00:06:33.620 yeah but it's thick as hell which means it looked like a real helmet i was like serving world war ii

00:06:39.180 a little bit yeah with my bang but i thought i was giving i really did what did it take one person

00:06:43.900 being too honest yeah it was more so like okay so the bangs are we keeping them do we love them or

00:06:51.500 like what do we think and i it really did look like i had like a mop on my head like that like it

00:06:56.600 didn't look good at all but you pushed through you worked it i persevered that's i'll gaslight myself

00:07:01.780 by that measure well that's the thing with hair it's just like it's gonna change pretty soon

00:07:05.720 you know i had one in college though i tried like this short but she just like didn't give it any 0.90

00:07:10.420 volume or anything and i was dating a guy at the time so sweet like he was just like literally

00:07:14.400 actually an angel and so he was mostly kind to me and then he saw it and i was like i don't know i

00:07:19.660 feel like she didn't and he was like oh like you could tell it like affected him how bad it was but

00:07:24.440 then he like had to do a switch fast but then that look launched into me like you know having

00:07:28.840 feel like you hesitated some dark few months yeah of course my sister cut her hair short recently

00:07:33.720 but she got it a little bit shorter the last oops i dropped a ring oh okay throwing things 1.00

00:07:38.960 all right uh i she called me but when she called me her face was like

00:07:46.200 just so and i go i can't tell if you hate it can you tell me how you feel before i chime in yeah yeah

00:07:53.240 yeah yeah yeah yeah let's see how you feel first are you feeling how are we feeling and she feels

00:07:57.060 she loves it now because now is that it i think it was at the time she had like straightened it so

00:08:01.340 it was real will buyers at the time yes i don't know who will buyers is but i almost went

00:08:06.960 it's like coconut head yeah kind of deal did you locked in on that show what net c classified

00:08:12.560 stranger stranger things oh stranger things no no i do i act this is my thing when people tell me

00:08:18.440 have you watched stranger things most often times i'll go yeah even though i've seen highlights at

00:08:23.580 best and i just feel like i got the gist you got the gist it's like they're underground it like

00:08:27.480 looks like the inside of a stomach or something right it's like a bald girl and it like makes adults 1.00

00:08:31.900 like want to fuck kids but that's not what the show's about but it was something that really 0.99

00:08:37.240 happened it's an unfortunate byproduct but that is not the point no but when you don't watch it 0.99

00:08:41.440 that's like a takeaway you know unfortunately that was like a takeaway i know i'm not gonna i i'm

00:08:46.620 trying to be better about lying when i haven't uh haven't seen something just because the next thing

00:08:50.040 you know it's like i have an opinion on it and because i i hate not being able to chime in opinion

00:08:53.800 wise you know oh that never stops me from chiming in i'll give my i'll give a full opinion

00:08:58.880 with no information whatsoever well that was my own stranger things yeah well oh my opinion on

00:09:03.460 stranger things enough that's it we've seen it we're done we got it we're done do you have time

00:09:12.080 through your i feel like your life is genuinely people want you all the time like your attention

00:09:15.720 right so like do you watch much tv no never and honestly i've i've said before when i do watch tv

00:09:21.720 or movies i watch the same like two three things comfort shit yeah and and many many people have told 0.81

00:09:27.920 me that's a sign of autism and i don't know how to feel about it quite recently i mean i don't even

00:09:32.260 know most things they tell me i say i like like things that i find quirky and fun about myself

00:09:37.220 turn out stemming out yeah for some reason they're like well i do that too and it's because i'm autistic

00:09:41.400 i'm like oh i know this is something that caleb and i honestly like don't even talk about really but

00:09:45.800 it's like literally i was on the i don't even know if i'll ask if you cut but probably not because

00:09:49.680 you know here we are alive so but i was on anxiety medicine for 10 years and then i went off of it

00:09:55.060 this winter because i was like kind of just like sad still and it was just like this couldn't be

00:09:59.700 what medicated is like you know like i think my body just became fully immune maybe after years

00:10:03.420 and years but then i like wasn't that anxious and then my therapist kind of suggested sort of like

00:10:08.300 this audi hd thing because they didn't start diagnosing it till 2013 where it's like autism

00:10:12.260 and adhd and i was just like ultimately is about like you mean the world to me and like we're gonna

00:10:16.480 kind of break this apart but i'm not gonna like go deep with all the tests because like we just have

00:10:19.840 bigger fish to fry right now you know and it's like people in my own community are gonna

00:10:23.400 gonna believe me and i can't have that on the record like we're gonna figure it out and it does

00:10:29.860 make sense her combining those two and giving you a hybrid is kind of insane well the thing is the 0.98

00:10:35.020 adhd people have become more comfortable talking about or whatever that one there's no hiding that 1.00

00:10:39.800 for me right like that you talk to me for a second you come in my car you take a peek you know you see

00:10:43.860 me get ready like if you come in my house you go i you're diagnosed you know that's just my truth

00:10:49.300 and um but like yeah it's like when i mean i remember old caleb because caleb is very like 0.95

00:10:54.440 he's put together in ways but i remember one time he was like he's like he's like that bitch never 1.00

00:10:57.280 knows where her debit card is about someone else and i go caleb i never know where my debit card is 0.99

00:11:01.800 so lock in on those bitches because they're our rider dies for life you know um and but yeah i think 1.00

00:11:07.640 that they said they don't didn't diagnose them together until 2013 and i don't want to take up 0.98

00:11:11.560 spaces in communities i shouldn't take up the spaces in but it did start to really add up because

00:11:14.940 like half the brain really wants like structure and is very sensory overloaded which i don't drink

00:11:18.920 alcohol anymore but i used to drink a lot sorry um and it made sense because i'd be in these like

00:11:26.080 comedy spaces all the time or spaces that were like filled with people so loud yeah so much stimulus but

00:11:31.120 i really wanted to be there because then this side is like new new fun fun and i read this one thing

00:11:35.300 that was like oftentimes people with adhd will move once a year i've moved every year since i was 18

00:11:38.800 i go oh it was a bummer to read but yeah anyways honestly you i felt very seen by you in a way that

00:11:47.300 was kind of frightening because it feels like you're diagnosing me a little bit so there's that

00:11:50.740 i'll have to unpack that with my therapist later i think that the truth is that it's like yeah i'm

00:11:55.420 not gonna go take up spaces i'm not gonna go on a platform i'm not gonna do ads for autism i promise

00:11:59.380 you that you know but i am gonna like i guess feel more comfortable saying out loud that it did

00:12:03.760 feel like something that was helpful for me to research more no absolutely it does when i well

00:12:08.680 and it's kind of like i was just i was more so just blithely unaware of the manifestations of

00:12:13.900 mental illnesses or or different kinds of disabilities like i've never had that kind of

00:12:18.500 exposure before until i got older like in my 20s yeah because at first i was like no i don't really

00:12:23.120 think like anything's really that wrong with me because i'm a very productive person um which like

00:12:29.160 does it leans away from some of the diagnoses and i remember one time i was explaining in great detail

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00:13:43.280 i get home i want to shower and go to my room i will plan every single step from the minute i get in

00:13:50.240 the car till i'm driving like i'm like i'm gonna put my right hand up here and i'm gonna put my left hand

00:13:54.600 up here and then i'm gonna pull in on this side of the driveway and then i'm gonna get out and i'm gonna put

00:13:57.940 my keys down in this specific place like that's how my brain works it's like pre-planning and so he

00:14:03.020 was like that sounds like a nightmare and i said you don't be thinking like well okay well not a safe

00:14:06.960 space apparently yeah yeah that sounds like a nightmare you're like well it's my brain space so

00:14:10.700 let's be calling it a daydream you know no mine i don't do it like that but i have a mine is alarm

00:14:16.720 so like i have alarms throughout the day to like like literally one says go to bed like literally

00:14:20.880 and someone one went off when i was at a friend's house last night and they like took a peek and then

00:14:24.020 they start laughing i go don't be looking at my life like that you know i live alone for a reason

00:14:29.040 don't watch me do things but it is funny people live with me for a month and they go hey so we

00:14:33.060 can't really have alarms going off once an hour i go i don't really know how i'm sort of like moving

00:14:38.240 ahead with the day i will set a ton of alarms though not that i think about it like i'll set them all

00:14:41.980 yeah and i'll do like one at like the hour and then i'll do like 20 minutes 30 minutes 45 minutes

00:14:47.640 the next hour it helps me be like you think about this for a little while and then it's like on to the

00:14:52.020 next we're like otherwise not just otherwise there's there's such important things to think

00:14:57.080 about as you know like all the time but it's like that's not i live under capitalism so unfortunately

00:15:00.760 for 30 minutes i'm going to be doing this you know what i mean but it's like otherwise i compartmentalize

00:15:05.000 i have to i don't know without the alarms i'm not gonna without the alarms i picture me just like

00:15:09.620 learning how to water ski like i don't know explain it like without the alarms it's just like me like

00:15:13.700 getting nothing done but like on the water like doing something you're not supposed to be doing

00:15:17.320 yeah everyone's like we don't know who's driving the boat we don't know how she got out there

00:15:20.300 but she definitely doesn't have any of her stuff i know she has other things she should be doing

00:15:25.780 instead but unfortunately she is not doing those things okay what about like are you cleaning laundry

00:15:29.920 kind of vibes do you do this or do you outsource just be honest with me i outsource okay are you

00:15:34.740 mad because i feel like at a certain point it's like you can what do people expect from me

00:15:38.440 what if there's only so much time there's only so much time in the day you know i go my phones 0.90

00:15:43.440 dude dude dude the alarms are going off i'm like fucking like soaping stuff up like 0.99

00:15:46.900 my mom my mom her house you could eat off the ground i go she's still and i go i go i want you 0.98

00:15:53.280 to stop cleaning stop i look at her the other day i was at my house she's on her hands and knees i go 1.00

00:15:57.440 you're 60s i go this is enough i won't see you on your hands and knees again i don't know i don't

00:16:02.800 agree with this anymore the lifestyle you're choosing i'm not liking no i don't like what you guys are at

00:16:07.280 an age where i say blow what's left you know blow what money's left and live a little get off your

00:16:12.460 hands and knees i don't want to see you down there again no one's eating my parents all the

00:16:15.140 time you're mean to them no my mom is always constantly trying to do stuff for me and i'm

00:16:18.900 always like can you just sit down me too stop sit sit sit and relax sit and relax please relax figure

00:16:23.940 it out i've told my mom hundreds of times on the phone i'm like just let me take care of it it's

00:16:28.320 always like well i can do it i can do it i could i know you can do it i don't want you to do it

00:16:32.840 please sit down before i freak out i know i don't do it the way she likes it that's the issue i'll do

00:16:38.260 the dishes and then i'll like come wake up in the night it's like 2 a.m and she's like rewashing them i'm

00:16:42.080 like this isn't you know there she goes i'm obsessed you know can't do it her way and you 0.95

00:16:48.940 know to her credit i'm really bad at some of the stuff right now to that point to that point if you

00:16:56.220 look at a drawer and my mom folded this stuff versus me we're gonna one's gonna go in a catalog one's 0.68

00:17:00.620 gonna go she has a diagnosis and we talked about it recently we're worried about you we have to talk

00:17:04.920 to a doctor do you watch a lot of the same stuff or do you watch new stuff a lot no so i'm really bad

00:17:10.180 at like new movies specifically like the classics i'm like were you guys growing up just like locked

00:17:14.700 in your room watching movies i was only allowed to watch 30 minutes of tv a day like i don't know

00:17:20.160 i think i don't know how to do with my mom's depression like she needed us out of the house

00:17:22.700 to like kind of take a breath or if it was just that she wanted us in nature but she was like no tv 0.99

00:17:26.980 go outside my mom was like that too same thing or or my option would be to go outside or to read 0.86

00:17:31.980 which i was like that was probably an option to me that i like kind of put down fast which now

00:17:36.260 i have gotten into it took years of figuring out but i do audiobooks but i love audiobooks

00:17:40.960 oh nice yeah but growing up we they didn't have words for add because i was like a girl so they

00:17:45.580 were just like she's nuts you know and they my mom but even she cared so much because my sister like

00:17:51.140 can just like hyper focus in a book like we could be there's this one horrible family member we have

00:17:55.280 we're in like a car it's like this big family fight i won't tell details love you mom um but basically

00:17:59.820 like i'm crying my mom and dad are yelling i look over at candace locked in just in a book just 0.97

00:18:05.520 literally like flipping pages can't even hear us and at that moment i was just like it's just

00:18:09.500 unfair you know it must be so nice i know i don't have that so they put me in like reading class where

00:18:13.460 i was like my mom paid money for me to go to a class that every single week their one thing was

00:18:18.840 put your finger under the line and i go i'm here for hours and that's all you're teaching me can you 0.99

00:18:23.840 imagine did i learn i learned that i hate you know what i learned from that class i fucking hate 0.99

00:18:28.400 reading and then i learned that but i love reading now now i love reading because reading is listening 0.95

00:18:34.120 and walking around and cleaning and and you know what that is reading do you sit down to read

00:18:37.860 yeah you're reading i have a kindle i'm jealous of it i love it i do love books now i really really

00:18:42.720 do oh that's good i'm so glad i'm like you though with the classic sim i haven't seen most classic

00:18:48.000 movies there i've seen i feel like some of the movies i watched continuously like nobody watched 0.51

00:18:53.480 which ones walk to remember for me oh that's a great one i mean her grease bangs i fucking love that 1.00

00:18:58.900 mandy moore with just like three bangs you know oh like like the only hope song i was singing that 0.66

00:19:05.580 i you know what i love the most about that movie is like you know when she's getting dogged out in

00:19:10.280 the cafeteria like they made that pornographic picture of her remember when they're like 0.99

00:19:13.400 fucking her up yeah everyone's like fucking look at this look at this puritanical bitch with she 1.00

00:19:18.340 doesn't have huge tits like they're being so awful and yes everyone's like what if we wanted to 1.00

00:19:22.640 fuck her yeah which is weird a weird kind of bullying it was but then when the guy comes over and 1.00

00:19:28.600 sits with her and then he's like you know defending her or whatever he's like hey hey hey hey look at 0.99

00:19:33.360 me look at me yeah and then when she says when they have their conversation after and she goes 0.99

00:19:36.980 don't fall in love with me i for real thought that bitch is so delusional and i'm with her i'm on her 1.00

00:19:42.880 team like she's getting actively bullied like genuinely they're throwing papers at her fucking head 1.00

00:19:47.860 yeah and then she goes you're gonna want me after this by the way yeah yeah that's the level of 0.98

00:19:53.160 confidence i can relate to she knew the whole time she had three wet bangs she goes you're gonna 0.99

00:20:00.000 she everyone in school was bullying her she's wearing a skirt down to her toes she goes you're 1.00

00:20:06.000 gonna want to taste yeah and i bet you're gonna want to see what's underneath this skirt aren't you 1.00

00:20:10.680 yeah underneath my prairie skirt i bet i bet you will someone spoke to me last night and it was god

00:20:15.660 and he said you want a piece i was like mark still on her forehead from that stack of papers

00:20:22.660 that got thrown at her she said you're gonna want me so bad you know one big issue with that i love

00:20:26.300 that movie i've seen a million times but i love honestly many more movies for me shout out you mean

00:20:31.300 the world to me um but she uh oh they made cemeteries seem way too romantic yeah when they were out

00:20:38.020 there looking at the stars i go i promise you this i go to a cemetery at night in any city i've ever

00:20:42.260 lived in it's not going to look like this no absolutely one guy pulls out a blanket i'm not 0.96

00:20:45.940 going to touch you yeah fucking right so the first lie you've ever told me so that's the first line 0.95

00:20:52.560 in the market did you bring the telescope or not are we looking at constellations or what what would 0.99

00:20:57.060 you do if someone bought a star for you bought a star that's a big part of it you know that is true

00:21:01.720 and a lot of movies copied that after i that is that is very true it became it became so popular

00:21:06.400 would you roll your eyes or be like that's sweet i'd be like i yeah i think i would be like oh that's

00:21:10.940 so sweet and i think it's because like i have no connection to space so like it wouldn't mean it

00:21:15.200 would be like you don't know me at all like that's like getting me something you don't know me

00:21:18.600 you don't know me at all you don't know me at all i don't give a fuck about space how often you think 0.93

00:21:23.080 about space hardly ever to be honest this is one of my favorite things to learn about people

00:21:28.300 because the question the the range of answers people really will be like every day that's true

00:21:33.720 there's no in between no because i was one i was like you until probably four years ago i switched up 0.89

00:21:38.940 now i converted you i try to once a week i try to just be like okay it's fucking and then i go 0.99

00:21:43.860 oh god and it always makes me feel sick a little so are you still using that practice or no i tried 0.99

00:21:50.160 to once a week now it's starting to have an effect where it's like well no wonder stuff's fucked like 0.95

00:21:56.320 or something we're starting to have this thing where i'm like yeah we're in spit like you know

00:21:59.240 it's starting to have this like feeling because my sister is someone and their pronouns are they them

00:22:03.000 but we sister is such a term i'm a dear miss so that's that's confusing sorry but they think about

00:22:07.440 space like all the time so when i asked them growing up they're like every day and i was just

00:22:10.340 like like i remember being so like weird how are we born from the same woman you know

00:22:15.120 but it makes them feel like less lonely or like less afraid or something i think that's a beautiful

00:22:21.320 way of looking at space yeah where to me growing up i thought about it once growing up and i remember

00:22:25.600 the chair i was in and i felt it was actually one of the it was shaped like this but just a different

00:22:30.180 color and pattern but um i felt so sick and i'm scared that i was like we're not gonna think

00:22:35.780 about that till we're an adult yeah so i'm locking that away yeah i go i go so that makes me feel

00:22:39.820 something that we don't have the tools for we will revisit in 10 years yeah it's kind of too much

00:22:45.540 you know especially i haven't figured out my sort of what i believe in or anything like that you know

00:22:49.420 yeah when i watch i watched interstellar recently i remember i think you love that movie i haven't

00:22:55.800 seen it but everyone loves it i need to watch it it's on my list exactly i think most oscar

00:22:59.840 any movies i'm always like sometimes when i watch oscar nominated movies or ones with a lot of buzz 0.82

00:23:05.840 through award season i'm like am i just the dumbest bitch alive like i'm just i'm not absorbing it 0.99

00:23:10.740 like i'll watch it sometimes and i'll be like i hated that like no that sucked and then i'm not 0.97

00:23:15.360 and then i watch people make videos about them they're like oh so poignant because of this this 0.97

00:23:19.400 and this and i'm like yeah but in my head i'm thinking i hated that shit like i was bored i didn't 0.83

00:23:25.120 like that well that's kind of one of those things i'm just like when someone says something's bad 0.77

00:23:28.200 it's like well i liked it and it's like so maybe it's good like you know what i mean like it's

00:23:31.900 like how many does it take for like which one matters you know i think about that was funny

00:23:35.580 a lot i'll be like that's not funny it's like why the fuck am i laughing then it feels like it might 0.72

00:23:40.320 be fucking funny like you know it's like hard to know i know i talked about that with two of my 0.90

00:23:45.920 other guests that were on there they're both stand-ups too and we were talking about movies i'm 0.95

00:23:49.320 like no i haven't seen fucking conclave but i have seen hobson shaw and i feel like most of you 0.90

00:23:54.080 should watch it i feel like you should get into it i feel like if you looked at melissa

00:23:57.360 mccarthy's discography a lot of you would change your mind about movies yeah like i'm i'm i'm there

00:24:01.920 for a good time i feel like i like dramatic movies too but there's some shit where i was just saying 0.65

00:24:07.420 this to my crew right before this yeah the new superman happy for you happy for everyone involved

00:24:12.060 congratulations what's that called is it called superman i believe so see i don't all these movies

00:24:16.140 you said this is where i go where do i live and i go why and then i go am i not seeing people but

00:24:20.780 it's like i'm seeing people all the time so i'm like how have i not seen these but i think it's

00:24:23.940 because i'm just talking to people right i think you're out in the real world or i'm like at home

00:24:27.200 with my cat i mean getting a pet was i don't want to say a mistake like i love her to death and i

00:24:31.960 wasn't a mistake but like it's the closest i've come to understanding like the cruelty that men

00:24:36.980 put women through because i get home and she's at the door like you know and i'm like get inside

00:24:41.360 you know and it's just like how am i doing this to her like she only loves me she's waiting for me

00:24:45.520 all day long like right she's in a toxic relationship you have a pet i have two you have dogs 1.00

00:24:49.380 two dogs yeah two frenchies well and you have two people taking care yeah i have two two frenchies

00:24:54.900 uh are they living on the edge of death always of course of course they are they're walking that 0.99

00:24:59.340 line constantly all they do is play in my fucking face to be quite honest with you uh one thing 0.98

00:25:03.440 about them is they're going to find a way to go to the hospital and that's for sure and every time 0.99

00:25:06.700 people tell me about frenchies i'm like you know if you have time and a lot of money they're great

00:25:10.280 dogs this is what i'm saying i'm starting to feel bad yeah like she's like she's like meowing at me 0.90

00:25:14.380 like where the fuck have you been like she literally i get home and i'm like you don't want her in at night 0.98

00:25:18.400 she wants the windows open i go i try to explain to her like rape as a concept i'm like i want the 0.99

00:25:23.280 windows open too you know like it's like she doesn't understand in a perfect world we could

00:25:27.200 in a perfect world it's once again i'm like you i wish we could both have them open you know i love

00:25:31.860 fresh air too you don't understand men yet the concept of man is lost on you yeah i'm telling you

00:25:38.080 you're sort of like looking around i'm like walking mommy's trying to teach you something that could

00:25:43.500 come up yeah my my dog's recently someone like my first dog i got his name is squid cute and then

00:25:51.760 our second dog's name is tuna and tuna is completely 100 deaf and so it's not funny though it's not funny 0.61

00:25:58.120 i just was like their lives are different though and they like hang out yeah and what's crazy is tuna

00:26:02.620 tends to be more of a crowd favorite because he is eternally happy and relaxed because you can't hear

00:26:08.380 anything so it's like it's pure vibes are totally different yeah his vibes are on 10 all he's happy 0.87

00:26:13.780 and joyous because he can't hear shit fireworks all the dogs are barfing tuna's like yeah and those 0.99

00:26:18.640 big ass ears like they're useless like they do nothing they're like they're just there for looks 0.99

00:26:22.960 yeah they're like mickey ears you know just put them on for fun that's so that's cute recently 0.99

00:26:28.220 tuna's at disney yeah uh tuna recently wanted to go to the hospital because they love the hospital so

00:26:35.680 he decided to eat something he wasn't supposed to couldn't pass it wasn't eating i cried a lot

00:26:40.320 and then we took him as soon as we got there he was charming every nurse in that whole entire place

00:26:47.680 yeah and they were like okay we're gonna keep him overnight and like monitor him help him pass it

00:26:52.700 everything like that i'm like okay next day i called for an update and she was like oh tuna 0.61

00:26:57.180 he is such a ham and then i go yeah he's he's a real sweet boy she goes oh everybody in here loves 0.99

00:27:06.000 him all the girls are fighting over who gets to take him outside for his potty breaks all that shit 1.00

00:27:10.760 when i went to go pick his ass up he was taking his sweet ass time coming to me because they were 0.99

00:27:15.040 walking around doing the rounds and everyone's like tuna goodbye tuna can't hear a thing it shows you 0.99

00:27:21.980 that you can feel the love you can feel the love wait were you proud i was really proud i'm glad i 0.69

00:27:27.380 have a popular dog um he pissed me the fuck off because i thought he was gonna die so obviously i 0.93

00:27:31.360 was crying what happens he starts like throwing up and stuff yeah it's like he starts throwing up but 0.63

00:27:35.420 throwing up for frenchies is common which is not a good thing but he was refusing to eat one thing 0.96

00:27:40.960 about him that bitch is gonna eat like one thing about him so when he was like going near his food and 1.00

00:27:45.680 then running away from it and laying down i was like i'm gonna kill myself you're something's really 0.99

00:27:49.740 wrong right and so i knew that's why i took him and when she left too i remember the vet called me

00:27:54.920 when we took it picked him up he was totally fine we took him home she called me she goes

00:27:58.420 hey um you guys left your dog bed here and then i go dog bed and she goes yeah he had like this big

00:28:05.140 dog bed in the crate i'm assuming it's yours because we don't give dogs beds and i go that's

00:28:09.300 not mine i don't know where he got that from someone loved him so much that he got a dog bed and put it

00:28:13.460 in that crate for just him i said that's fucked up to the other animals yeah yeah yeah all other ones are 0.96

00:28:18.180 like shivering and stuff soon i was just like i'm like oh okay well we'll find out whose it is then

00:28:23.280 never mind and i was like okay yeah all right yeah don't call this dog bed don't call this number

00:28:28.540 again yeah seriously we'll be back in a week right for real oh what were we talking about before this

00:28:32.940 oh superman superman back to the type don't know about it so there's a new superman coming out which

00:28:37.480 i think is great you like them congratulations to all involved i mean congratulations i would love

00:28:43.320 to see one in real life i don't want to talk shit on your friend but like i don't know much about 0.78

00:28:47.520 superman so right i i was telling my crew right before this i was like can i ask like what will 0.98

00:28:52.860 sound like the dumbest bitch question alive why do we need another one why do we need i don't know 1.00

00:28:59.100 like i was like i'm not not i don't want to yuck your yum but i'm just like curious like 0.99

00:29:03.180 and each superman feels like this one's different how how well they're like well his

00:29:08.220 the last one his dimple was on this side this one his dimples on this side that's how it feels

00:29:13.280 when i watch men talk about it i know i i'll be here's the thing i agree with you 100 it's like i

00:29:18.480 but i also have to admit like i haven't seen these so it's like one of those things i haven't seen it

00:29:22.200 maybe there's something in them that i'm missing but it does just feel like one of those things where

00:29:25.900 it's like look around we do need some real life superman and maybe like a soup another superwoman 0.85

00:29:31.400 movie maybe like a nine more of those you know it feels like we're it feels like if we're taking a peek

00:29:35.940 at the culture it might be what we don't need right now and you know what you're so real for

00:29:40.220 that because when i was having this pointless conversation with my fiancee where i'm just like

00:29:43.880 why i i'm just like i get it like i know people love him i'm just like i'm curious why each one is

00:29:49.740 like the one yeah when we know that the last one just aged out like we just know that as a fact

00:29:54.760 but like okay it's fine the last one like ate a burrito everyone was like you can't do this

00:29:59.380 franchise anymore you're done you're done um i but then when i was thinking about it i was like you

00:30:04.700 know what i think really my bitterness comes from is like is now the time to be uplifting a straight

00:30:11.740 white guy no i think not calling him a hero well i think now it's not the time to be doing that just

00:30:17.100 feels like really really wild like i think that's my bitterness that's my bitterness i mean i have to

00:30:22.020 work on it i've been working so extremely on uh looking at the people who inspire me and like

00:30:27.440 celebrating them versus like being so judgmental because like i have so much rage and judgment inside me

00:30:34.240 like that because i'm just like really like it just is so wild in a city where all these

00:30:40.340 white dudes would like love to be in a period piece film about oppression you know and i'm like

00:30:46.760 let's see you sort of get to acting right now you know but i also am like it doesn't help so i'm

00:30:53.140 trying to do more call and stuff like i'll just text you like come to this with me whatever but it's

00:30:56.960 like it i've been called judgmental and i go i am i am i'm working on it and i try to yeah

00:31:04.000 so i was talking about the rage you're talking about is so funny because i told my sister once

00:31:08.720 that whenever i see men specifically this is a perfect example love island like everyone talking 0.57

00:31:15.560 about love island right couldn't i couldn't personally couldn't give a fuck less i really 0.93

00:31:19.560 couldn't not watching it right now again happy for everyone involved congrats to all of you

00:31:23.340 congrats i did say though that i feel like this season especially i feel like people at home are 0.97

00:31:29.020 watching that shit like how the rich people in squid game watch the poor people kill each other that's 0.95

00:31:33.060 how it's feeling to me they're the energy they're needing an escape in a way that's like hey so 1.00

00:31:38.640 everyone wants an escape you know like they're using it like thank god thank god it's here it's like

00:31:43.440 what if we all sort of get through this and then we don't have to like lean on love island so hard

00:31:47.440 but well you know what i'm actually so glad you brought this up because so i am this is my bad

00:31:52.580 thing about me whatever it's like there's a bunch um but i'm like a bachelor nation person like i

00:31:57.260 actually watched all the bachelor stuff growing up as like i think it's one of the like strongest

00:32:00.920 comedies on television and but something happened which is that they i think their viewership like

00:32:07.840 went down because everyone wanted it to look like okay all i know is this there was a new season

00:32:11.980 of bachelor in paradise i got together with a group of friends last night we were like we're

00:32:15.480 gonna watch this it's like we talk it's a show you can talk through you know right totally they

00:32:19.120 don't do it they completely switch everything about it so and it felt like wizard of oz to like

00:32:25.040 what wicked is now do you know what i mean where it like used to be like people like walking down

00:32:30.220 to a beach and it was like fucking awkward and it was like these weirdo like it was like these like 0.93

00:32:33.560 you know like societally like hot people all like learning how to talk to each other on this beach and 0.97

00:32:38.960 like then they would like not be good at like all their step routines were harder to do down there

00:32:42.760 like they couldn't do all the steps and so then suddenly you like see the girls without makeup on 0.93

00:32:45.960 which is like fun and then you're like there's crabs and like people are getting bit you know

00:32:48.900 and it's like and it's like everyone is like having to be sort of like on this beach and it's

00:32:52.660 like raw it's like not edited weird right new one i was like everyone hated me at the event last night

00:32:58.180 not only three minutes went by where i was just like this is the worst you know because i was like

00:33:03.160 they're ruining this because you're checking in every time i just couldn't believe it's become now

00:33:07.240 every how they filmed everything is like high like it's um everything's super bright and like

00:33:12.020 highlighter looking and then it's like zoomed it on people's faces it's like and everyone's

00:33:15.940 like walking's like when they're like and it's this thing where i'm just like this is not the

00:33:18.960 show and they made it look like a love island it's a real like michael bay movie now it literally

00:33:23.840 looks like that and i started feeling sick i was like my eyes are hurting really bad is this part

00:33:28.560 of it and then but it was one of those things where i was like it was sad because i was like

00:33:32.240 i mean and i don't have any i'm a bachelor can die whatever but i was just like this is not your

00:33:37.260 viewers are not going to stay for this but it was like oh they're making it for people to like

00:33:40.180 watch on their phone like these type of shows right and i'm like that makes sense it's like

00:33:43.820 they're making it clippable yeah and i'm like we want the old weird let us grow old with this

00:33:49.620 yeah well and that's true that is strange too because it's such an old show i don't think it's

00:33:54.220 gonna go well i've been like logged on x because you know of course there's a million better things 0.51

00:33:58.640 for me to do with my time but i am sure that people are probably like what the fuck totally and 0.65

00:34:03.700 i think there's also like there's been discourse about love island too where it's obvious and i've said 0.92

00:34:08.160 this before everyone goes on those shows to be famous like it's not to find love it's to be famous

00:34:11.880 which we all know that's why it's fun to see them on the beach stuck together and like pretending

00:34:16.000 they're in love in like a play way versus like i don't want them up close like i don't want it up

00:34:19.900 close i'm switching like this oh please do yeah and i think that with love island i saw people saying

00:34:25.380 do that it's you can tell these people are just trying to make it to the end like just trying to

00:34:29.720 win they're not actually competing for realsies they're like trying to make it to the end which i'm

00:34:33.540 like yeah i mean when you commodify it and give them like social media careers after obviously

00:34:38.020 there's a different incentive past just being on the show the prize used to be being on the show

00:34:42.520 which like i told i was having this again conversation with my fiance because he just lets

00:34:46.700 me talk about anything but i was telling him the magic of something like a jersey shore can never be

00:34:52.660 recreated because the beauty of that was they didn't give a fuck about looking a certain way that's just

00:34:58.480 who they were and there happened to be cameras no so like they were just recording them like almost like 0.97

00:35:02.840 in the wild the magic that was in jersey shore because i never really fucked with reality tv ever 0.97

00:35:08.080 yeah that show i was locked the fuck in because they're being themselves it's bananas this is why 0.94

00:35:14.140 og batch and bachelor and stuff same i don't relate to these people but that's actually why i liked it

00:35:18.820 because once we get to the top three or four i'd be like you know what i actually love this girl now

00:35:23.700 and i would have judged her and now if i saw a girl like this out i'd be like you're smart even though we

00:35:28.960 do our days different you know like i actually love you and anyways yeah like now it is a

00:35:34.860 completely different thing so you watch no reality tv now not really i mean unless it's the great

00:35:39.080 british breaking show i love the competitions i love that do you have you watch the clay the clay

00:35:44.860 one and the glass blowing one i love as well i haven't watched i've watched um the glass blowing

00:35:49.400 one i have watched some of blown away talk about some cool freaks these are freaks like you ever

00:35:54.480 watched face off face off i watched the first season of because my friend uh my friend's like

00:35:59.680 childhood best friend was on it melanie yeah she and she made it pretty far so very cool okay too i

00:36:03.980 couldn't lock in as much i think it was just sometimes like how a product will have a prettier

00:36:08.040 bottle or something there's something about like how blown away was shot that i like did lock in also

00:36:11.680 the judges like the blown away people like they're like yeah i'm about to lose my eyesight in three

00:36:17.000 years but this is my passion and you're like whoa you know and you're like i need to dedicate to

00:36:21.440 something for my life yeah and great british baking show i love that they don't they compete 0.99

00:36:26.280 for that fuck ass cake platter like that's the only thing at the end like they're they're away for 0.99

00:36:30.720 months because they're having fun yeah and then when they help each other and all that but i also 0.99

00:36:34.480 love when there's really old people on there that um they make it kind of like maybe a little bit far 1.00

00:36:39.740 but then up to a certain point they're like whoa why didn't you add something different they're

00:36:43.940 like i like cherries i love that part like when they're like well i made what i liked and i like

00:36:49.640 cherries me too and then they're just like ah this last season they had the first american to be in

00:36:54.880 there because he had like moved to i didn't watch this last season tell me everything what was his 0.67

00:36:58.360 capitalism coming off no what i loved was like no fucking way they have an american in there but 0.90

00:37:03.400 it's because he's lived in the uk for years with his wife who's from the uk okay but he got sick like 0.77

00:37:09.840 the first episode or something like from the heat in the tent so he like got sick and then had to go

00:37:15.140 home early and then stayed home for like the next week and then they brought him back like the third

00:37:19.480 week and then he got hot again no and then in his interview he goes i'm going home i love that guy

00:37:27.240 you got a fan of me wait you got a fan of me buddy that's so funny well on a show where the prize is

00:37:33.100 basically like having fun with each other and cooking if you're not having fun and cooking then 1.00

00:37:37.280 probably head out that's the most american shit ever be like hey yeah you know what fuck this shit 0.99

00:37:41.020 there's nothing to win i'm out and the way he was just like getting hot and then he was drinking tea 0.99

00:37:45.140 outside and they're like how you feeling and then he goes i'm going home i love it that is so iconic

00:37:53.140 wasting everybody's goddamn time for no reason it did really teach me that show taught me about 0.89

00:37:57.480 hobbies though it really did when i watched that in pandemic because i was like we're not walking 0.98

00:38:01.000 into hobbies the same way over here and it did make me realize just like kind of a baseline

00:38:04.580 fear that we kind of grow up with different or something i know when they i would be out so fast in a

00:38:09.560 show like that it's not even funny when they're like make the fondant i'm all make the fondant when

00:38:13.660 they're like when they're making little when they're making like little pieces that are like 0.98

00:38:17.320 detailed out of like yeah sugar that's like glass the patience i'm the most impatient motherfucker 0.96

00:38:21.800 i had a house for two years in kansas city and i had a lawn and i would be mowing that thing i'd be 0.93

00:38:27.420 halfway through i go we're doing zigzags like i'd be like i could possibly not do lines this long

00:38:32.080 hey we're done hey so going back and forth like this i'm bored as hell yeah we're gonna start

00:38:37.360 making some shakes i'm actually super fucking over this so i'm leaving i'm done i quit i don't know 0.95

00:38:42.420 do you consider yourself patient yeah i'm a pretty patient i mean who'd you get it from yourself your 0.78

00:38:47.480 mom uh my dad honestly my mom is impatient and so is my sister my sister is the most impatient person

00:38:53.120 in the world that being said though i can be really impatient about specific things it's almost like

00:38:58.440 and it's almost always around buying like furniture or like something that i would like to have like

00:39:04.520 you're like and i have to order and i'm like i'll look at a couch for like days and i'll be like

00:39:09.200 this is the most beautiful thing oh my gosh it's perfect it's in my price range perfect and then

00:39:13.140 i'll see that delivery thing and it says two to three weeks and i go this is actually the ugliest 0.96

00:39:16.540 fucking couch i've ever seen and i hate it and i don't need it because i'm gonna find a better one 0.99

00:39:19.680 so fuck you like yeah because i decided i want it so i want it now i want it now that's the food i've 1.00

00:39:25.720 never been able to cook people are cooking i go i'm hungry now so i'm probably gonna have to have a 1.00

00:39:28.840 chip or something you know like the idea that people get hungry and then they're like time to

00:39:33.520 get to work it's like i'm hungry so it's gonna be carrots and hummus chips and salsa we're gonna

00:39:37.480 and i'm gonna eat a lot of them don't stress on it like i i know i've had my eating disorder she

00:39:41.860 she came and went um thank god uh that's the thing i don't know i don't know if you've had an

00:39:46.280 eating disorder before but i had one when i was way younger and it was one of those things that they

00:39:49.220 would teach you in your uh if you see a therapist about it or whatever they'd be like you're gonna

00:39:54.900 have an eating disorder forever and i'd be like well let's not start there you know what i mean

00:40:00.020 where i was like i don't think i am so i think i'm like here to actually get it done oh okay and i

00:40:04.640 understand what they're saying of like check in you know that's it but i go let's say that instead

00:40:09.140 right because then suddenly work because i'm sort of like it's not here anymore you know so i go

00:40:14.760 but i don't want to be mean about it i'm just like when you go when you try to get better at

00:40:17.840 something and someone goes by the way you're not going to be able to let's get to work

00:40:20.580 and now let's get started i don't want to walk in that way i with i'm with you on the cooking i

00:40:25.880 can't cook for shit i like and it's purely out of choice i just i said the same thing i was like i 0.84

00:40:30.580 get bored while i'm in there i just get so bored and then after my fiancee loves to cook so like i 0.97

00:40:37.060 like to designate myself as like the storyteller so like he'll cook i'll sit at the counter i'll 0.63

00:40:42.260 fucking yap see this is cute i think that dream works great for us i think because it's i feel the 0.95

00:40:48.080 same way when i see women like the trad wife trend that's been super popular when i see women baking 1.00

00:40:53.600 shit from scratch you couldn't pay me like i like i was like okay so when i do this like that like that 0.95

00:41:00.400 lifestyle for me if you love being a say no mom cooking from scratch that's perfect i'm happy for 0.99

00:41:05.260 you yeah gun to my head i'd rather it go off than do that for me personally i can't see i honestly think

00:41:11.740 i can relate to a baking even more than a cooking weirdly enough because there's something about

00:41:15.460 baking where i go we're going to maybe an event and i go look what i did you know cooking it's going

00:41:21.360 in my mouth i'm like why was i doing a presentation got my glue sticks out and everything you know

00:41:24.620 what i mean like i was just out of control but i'm with you i want to like find a i would like to

00:41:30.160 like like if i see a girl cooking i'm like maybe she's the one you know i'm like because i need my

00:41:36.500 fiancee in that type of way but she doesn't have to stay there i go i go doors unlocked honey i'm

00:41:41.360 gonna i'm gonna go to work and you're free too too unlike my cat make sure she stays yeah yeah 0.97

00:41:45.060 make sure zinc stays the fucking side you see her looking out a window you put a blindfold on her 1.00

00:41:49.760 no zinc is safe zinc is safe yeah when i found out like when i i thought at one point i was like 0.98

00:41:55.520 because everybody's into sourdough for a minute oh i was like i do love a sourdough loaf i do moment i

00:42:00.140 it was a moment i do love a loaf i think you guys are weird for locking in on sourdough specifically

00:42:04.240 but that's fine i do love a loaf when i found out you have to raise the yeast like 0.95

00:42:08.340 like a fucking baby no people are doing full science like a chicken i have to i have to pay 0.99

00:42:13.400 attention to it please i have enough going on well then you like open one of their you're like can i 0.99

00:42:17.020 have a glass of water they're like get one yourself you like open a cupboard and you're like oh i'm in 0.93

00:42:20.400 a lab i'm in a lab you know you're like what the fuck because there's not just even bread like 0.98

00:42:24.400 there's bread people are fermenting shit like that's what it is bread is fermenting right people 0.99

00:42:30.020 are fermenting lots of stuff yeah i have to raise yeast i have to rate no i'm not going to i can't 0.99

00:42:34.900 that you talk back yeah i already and i already have two creatures in my house that don't care if

00:42:38.780 i live or die so like i don't need another and they're sick and they're sick all the time and 0.83

00:42:42.640 they're stealing dog beds and i don't know what to do about that that's another problem do you

00:42:46.100 do you have like a what is your favorite loaf i wouldn't pick sourdough either i don't know i

00:42:50.700 don't think i know enough about bread to be honest i do love a sourdough though okay i just

00:42:54.760 thought it was weird they locked in on sourdoughs specifically people just needed they go

00:42:58.560 a project which sometimes sometimes we do need a project i sometimes i'll lock in on a project just

00:43:02.760 for you know to keep everyone safe including myself right if you ranked these crackers noodle

00:43:07.980 bread rice because people's answers are really different like i have i have bread at the bottom

00:43:13.360 which people think is crazy i don't think that's crazy but i wouldn't put it at the bottom for

00:43:18.040 myself i would probably say noodles first bread instead of crackers i meant chips okay i would say

00:43:22.700 noodles bread chips rice well rice then chips i would say okay chips at the bottom i respect it i respect it

00:43:29.660 what's yours mine goes rice chip noodle bread interesting i just like love rice with everything 0.63

00:43:38.560 i do love and i love chips people shit on chips and i go sometimes it's probably the only thing 0.83

00:43:42.320 that can get me out of a depression is a good chip is that a safe food for you a chip oh my gosh i have 0.95

00:43:47.540 a hyper fixations chip all the time ever since i gave up red dye 40 which has been really hard for

00:43:52.700 me not for lent just in general because i'm old and it's red dye 40 something that's in everything

00:43:56.740 it's on all hot chips so like hot cheetos talkies yeah i don't think i could give something like

00:44:01.440 that up yeah see i had to give up red dye 40 because quite literally it was killing me i

00:44:04.920 might have ulcers from my job at the nfl that's another story for another day sorry and so red

00:44:09.560 dye 40 activates my ulcers to a point where i can't even sleep like i'm i'm gurgling shit up and 0.99

00:44:14.580 blowing lava out my ass i can't stop no the the shitting like the pain sometimes like there was one 0.99

00:44:20.780 phase before i had any money at all like was so so so broke where i would a big meal that i would do that 0.99

00:44:25.620 i loved was chips with sriracha on them and i would just be like sriracha i put sriracha on almost i

00:44:31.500 could tear up if i think about sriracha too long so me and sriracha i would do that and my sister

00:44:35.660 had to like have a we were living together at a time and they were like hey like you're gross

00:44:39.900 well like i hear you crying in the bathroom you're like crying and it's like you have to stop displaying

00:44:45.160 sriracha like raw and stuff but what can you do you know no i'm a chip person for real they're

00:44:49.980 actually like so growing up like my mom jokingly one time was just like what do you want um i was like

00:44:54.640 in elementary school and she was like what do you want for christmas this year it was like fall and

00:44:58.200 i was like all i want is a big bag of cool ranch doritos because i was like my favorite chip like

00:45:02.140 locked in as a kid right that was one of my favorite chips as a kid it was just one of the best things

00:45:06.100 that we got as kids and uh it was like a passing comment then comes christmas time we're at my

00:45:10.880 grandma's house and you know it's time to open the presents i'm so excited and uh my all the cousins

00:45:17.380 my sister everyone's opening gifts like cd shirts whatever i get the first bag cool ranch doritos

00:45:21.680 i go i didn't remember i said oh yeah cool cool then i see the adults oh you did it too you did

00:45:27.260 it too i start opening bag after bag all my gifts cool ranch doritos flash to us doing family photo

00:45:32.980 everyone's like sitting under our gifts i'm under like 11 bags of cool ranch doritos and my eyes are

00:45:37.320 welling up with tears it's like when the eating disorder hit who knows but all i know is like i

00:45:41.880 stopped eating them for a while because i was just like this went from my favorite thing to like

00:45:45.300 something that now the whole family has like kind of decided to like attack me and now it feels like

00:45:50.320 no one knows me at all because the one thing you know about me is the chips thing it feels like it

00:45:55.060 feels like i you took the one thing that was precious to me and like made it sort of like

00:45:58.680 and made it sort of like a darkness that i'll remember to the day i die so yeah i don't eat

00:46:02.380 cool ranch the same but i think it's really fucked up that so many of them did it like maybe one or so 0.87

00:46:07.980 many of them like so many of them no my also my skinny aunt she did like a snack pack i'm like go 0.52

00:46:12.700 family size do the family you're gonna cheap out on me too if you're gonna do the bit like give me a 0.74

00:46:18.780 bunch of chips you know if you're gonna do the bit don't be fucking nasty or i would have switched 0.98

00:46:22.600 it up and got you like a cool ranch doritos like sweatsuit or something yeah no i mean it's a story 0.98

00:46:27.380 they still love you know we're not close we're not close close with the nuclear you know we've

00:46:33.180 moved past it as a group what's your favorite chip now my favorite chip now is well you know i only

00:46:39.060 really shop at trader joe's well and that's not even because i don't like other stores i just like

00:46:42.440 i understand what to do there so i like their like spicy talky version thing that they do that's

00:46:46.560 different and then i also like the one that's like the spicy elote type of one you know that

00:46:50.500 one's good and then i just honestly love like a corn chip because i love dips i love dips do you like

00:46:55.420 the blue corn chips i like the blue ones yeah with those i'm like i can't tell the difference i this

00:47:00.800 is me at the store when i'm looking at the blue and the white chips every single time i go am i just

00:47:05.260 picking based on color you know i actually don't know but you know you do need to check in with

00:47:09.780 your shop so that's important i go i go i go and why do you keep picking blue

00:47:12.640 why do you never pick blue or you unpack that what are you do where do you grocery shop um i kind

00:47:21.880 of sample around i do like trader joe's i do like stater brothers oh i don't know this yeah that's kind

00:47:27.740 of like what what's another one bonds okay look everyone hates it moving on we're not we're done

00:47:33.820 grocery shops on to the next look they go they go i don't care about this i think uh i do at

00:47:40.660 trader joe's they used to have this it was like a vegan pork rinds but they were spicy did you ever

00:47:46.160 try them no they were unbelievable i would house two bags by myself in 10 minutes like they were

00:47:51.540 they didn't put enough in there in my opinion um and then they took away that chip no they take away

00:47:55.720 some of my favorite stuff can't believe it and that's just one of those things that you have to

00:47:58.800 go like i can't be the person who cares too big on this they took away the only salad dressing

00:48:02.540 that i bought like regular like it was a big staple to me and i was just like hey you guys

00:48:05.540 don't have that anymore they're like discontinued i go cool i'm gonna okay i'm gonna go you know

00:48:11.120 anyone is anyone upset about it or and there's okay let me you so you have a beautiful fiance big

00:48:16.220 fan of both of yours and you do you have anything you tell no one about him no just about like that

00:48:23.480 happens to you in your life um or does it feel like most people hear about something i feel like

00:48:28.840 for the most part people hear about stuff because at the end of the day i am a silly goose so most

00:48:35.420 awful things that happen to me do end up being funny and i need attention at all costs so bits

00:48:39.700 are my thing 1000 i think it's it's not it's not like because i'm so embarrassed it's it's truly or

00:48:45.120 like i'm just so confident in myself it's purely because i want to be hilarious and you are and i need

00:48:50.620 to utilize it i'm a silly goose too but i think that like when you're in the moments that i'm not dating

00:48:54.920 someone i'll notice occasionally more that'll be like that one stayed alone you know i'll be like

00:48:59.380 that one went to no one but also it's because i'm not trying to know you're right you're right

00:49:03.480 though the pillow talk is where a lot of it comes out right especially when you're when you have the

00:49:07.860 second to yourself you're kind of like yeah that one's for me yeah that one's just that one's just 0.99

00:49:12.420 for me that's just there's not that many believe me i don't shut the fuck up my yeah my family knows 0.97

00:49:17.980 they get the most of it i sold this i've told this story already on this show multiple times but 0.81

00:49:22.220 like i went to the with my sister i took her to the elton john after party after the oscars right

00:49:28.000 very fun um it was really fun we hung out with lucy dacus for a long time which was really fun and

00:49:33.400 she's awesome but there was a moment where um mgk was leaving this party yeah says goodbye to lucy

00:49:41.000 dacus and she goes hey remember to smile more and then he left and i i'm not kidding that's verbatim 0.54

00:49:48.660 what she said and then i go what the fuck are you doing telling mgk to smile more like what's 0.91

00:49:52.700 what's the story behind that like that is actually so i mean it's okay if we tell a couple guys too 0.92

00:50:00.200 right i i had never seen anything funnier when i saw it and then he was like amazing

00:50:04.380 and he just walked away sometimes a guy needs to hear smile more i know is the truth and she was 0.98

00:50:10.660 very like i just i don't know i just thought maybe he could use it maybe yeah sometimes guys don't

00:50:15.360 think that we like to see him smile we don't hate it i don't hate we don't well but don't push it

00:50:19.240 when i had to move in the middle of high school and my uh i tried first they put me in a catholic

00:50:24.580 school and i was like i'll kill myself in front of you if you don't get me out so then we switched 0.79

00:50:28.940 um it worked and thankfully it worked thankfully it worked so no mess there um and uh yeah our our

00:50:36.120 mascot was the crusaders i was like this isn't my vibe so then he went to i went to a public school

00:50:41.320 you know and of course we were learning worse like we were like measuring rocks and stuff but

00:50:44.940 but what happened is i was like let's make friends for real this time like lock in because

00:50:49.060 it was like i was junior year it was like hard and my mom was like when you're really depressed

00:50:52.200 like you have to go to the bathroom and she's like she basically told me if you just smile

00:50:56.360 if you smile like it does something and so literally me like just know at 16 i'm like in a

00:51:05.160 bathroom stall like i was in a phase where i thought i liked vintage dresses so i'm like in vintage

00:51:08.720 dress is not me at all i'm in vintage dress is just literally not peeing seen on a toilet

00:51:12.520 saw just like for like 10 minutes like that scary movie smile you literally and you know what i don't

00:51:21.500 know if it worked there's no way to know you're all well shortly after that the cool dorito thing

00:51:28.440 happened so you know it was really fighting an uphill battle i don't think thank god happened when i was

00:51:34.860 really really young i think as an adult i would as an adult i would have they would have heard

00:51:38.600 something from me we would have had more to say you know no but i don't know did you move a lot

00:51:43.820 growing up or were you born and raised um i didn't really move a lot we moved once but i was pretty

00:51:48.600 much born and raised in southern california like for the most part i never really went anywhere

00:51:51.800 are you california till you die pretty much yeah i've i've been to the east coast enough times now

00:51:56.400 that i'm like i've grown a fondness for it but um yeah i just need i need to be on the west 0.85

00:52:03.260 coast i think west coast yeah i love the sun like closer to the more space less buildings that

00:52:09.060 kind of thing yeah so i love i need i need more nature i need to be able to see more nature the 0.82

00:52:13.720 way that when i touch a fucking tree people look at me like i'm a lunatic i'm like when's the last 0.96

00:52:17.460 time you touch one i'll go to the park i'll touch one for a while i'll hold on tears will fall this 0.99

00:52:21.800 is me lately and real grass too yes when you lay in real grass i'm just like the tree like they're all

00:52:27.560 you can tell the trees are struggling to breathe around here you know it's like they're like

00:52:30.680 it's like i'll give them a touch i'm just like hey i i love you so much you know this to you

00:52:35.040 yeah i know it was us and people look at me so insane and i'm like we really have like it's crazy

00:52:40.420 that this is normal though yeah this is normal something and i think when when they say like

00:52:46.140 go touch grass like online i think really i really do think that's good advice some some people should

00:52:50.640 go touch grass i think that's the best advice ever yeah i saw i go repost i go i agree please

00:52:57.220 i agree more people should be going outside and touching grass i agree oh but the elton john

00:53:01.520 party no basically what happened what i was saying is i have no no real like qualm with telling 0.94

00:53:07.280 embarrassing things that have happened to me because i got so fucked up at that party and then 0.97

00:53:11.160 went home and then ate lobster pizza cold and so naturally that's not a good uh concoction for 0.86

00:53:16.680 the next morning next morning i wake up hungover i'm like i need water i'm gonna die so i go and

00:53:20.720 i drink water out of the fridge and i'm like chugging it and it's like a big 32 ounce like 0.61

00:53:25.700 glass bottle from the fucking hotel i'm sure it was 40 but i just didn't have something else you 0.98

00:53:29.660 have to come in and i needed it so i'm chugging the whole thing as soon as i take it away from 0.99

00:53:33.700 my lips almost shit my pants almost my pants like literally almost shit my pants like poop coming 0.99

00:53:38.400 out of my butt because you did it to yourself i literally had to run to the bathroom like a 0.99

00:53:41.640 little kid like cupping my ass you know what i'm saying yeah little kids are like i gotta go gotta 1.00

00:53:45.080 go that's how i felt running to my my bathroom did you make it yeah barely though by the skin of my 0.99

00:53:49.880 teeth i made it and then i immediately got in the shower after obviously so then after that incident

00:53:55.480 i tell everyone that will listen to me within a five mile radius that story first i go tell my 0.88

00:53:59.560 sister i literally woke her up and she was hungover too and i said dude i almost shit myself this 0.71

00:54:03.100 morning can you believe it and then when i was telling the story again in the car my cousin adam 0.96

00:54:07.700 was like if you did actually shit your pants would you have told us and i go yeah of course i would 0.67

00:54:12.100 yeah i would have told it on my show the next week because that's hilarious of course and i've 0.98

00:54:16.200 never pooped my pants before i feel like that's a milestone that is like a big brag that's what i'm

00:54:21.300 saying i pooped my pants you got really close yeah i got my it's like a boy scout like i got

00:54:26.540 my patch for pooping my pants yeah but you almost almost i did not haven't earned the patch yet but

00:54:31.280 we'll see god it's only happened to me twice but both times we're at home and i was just like

00:54:34.520 you fart different at home you know what i mean like i hate to say it but it's been a really really

00:54:39.960 really long time look look they're like don't say stuff like that i bet the fact is what you guys

00:54:44.740 can't see is everyone behind me was just like i shit my pants a bunch too like everyone was like 0.70

00:54:48.760 launching into their story they're not brave enough to say it on camera no you know guys are 0.98

00:54:52.320 doing it in a way that you can't imagine guys when guys do it i'm like you're disgusting guys 0.99

00:54:56.400 are doing it in like a week like it's a part of the routine like they're like monday shit my pants 0.96

00:54:59.860 tuesday i take vitamins you know like i really feel like it's like a part of like they're they're

00:55:04.660 doing out i if you catch me doing out and about i'll go to a doctor since i've gotten older

00:55:08.640 i've developed a pretty intense lactose intolerance like which i did not have as a child but my dad

00:55:14.980 uh is violently lactose intolerant like so aggressively and he just throws caution to

00:55:20.880 the wind sometimes i thought that gene skipped me apparently it did hit me kicked in in my 20s 0.98

00:55:25.760 which fucking sucks and i remember um recently it was like i was in new york doing work stuff and we 0.98

00:55:32.460 went to our one of our favorite restaurants in new york quality italian okay you ever been there i 0.99

00:55:36.980 haven't been there but i will go it's delicious and we go and then they gave us like this app this

00:55:42.180 appetizer that we never tried and i thought he said it was burrata and i've had burrata before

00:55:46.860 and it didn't hurt me turns out it wasn't burrata it was ricotta which i did not know which is like

00:55:52.160 if the music's up it's like he could be saying that you know it's like who fucking right and i 0.90

00:55:57.220 see cheese and a cracker and i'm gonna fucking eat it right like so i'm like i can't hear you at 0.94

00:56:00.860 all and he had an italian accent so i was like i don't know what you said but it looks good i'm gonna 0.75

00:56:04.160 try it i had two two spoonfuls my lactose intolerance is so strong now i know within the hour whether

00:56:11.020 or not i'm gonna be paying a heavy price so barely i i sped walk back to our hotel right i told my

00:56:18.160 sister when i because i had to wake up the next morning and get into glam at 5 a.m because i had

00:56:22.700 a full day of work stuff i was late to glam because i was up all fucking night i was like i was telling 0.98

00:56:29.460 i said girl i had to shower three times three fucking times i had to hose off three fucking times 1.00

00:56:35.560 and then i went i got glammed i went to work i went and did this really hard-hitting interview 0.99

00:56:41.160 that i'm not gonna say what it was because i fucking hate it but like i hate that fucking 0.99

00:56:45.140 because they sandbagged me in the interview and i hate it i don't this i i want everyone to know i 0.98

00:56:49.200 only say yes to drew and like two other people i'm so scared of it's really scary there's been

00:56:53.400 quotes that came out there's a quote that came out about me like i don't even want to say it but

00:56:56.180 it's like things people will say that i'm like there's that just possibly didn't come out of my mouth

00:56:59.840 like and it's like i understand i talk fast but like call me and we'll talk it through again

00:57:04.220 let me let me clarify for you what i meant so they they sandbagged me me in that interview that i

00:57:09.660 in a way that i did not expect afterwards i was literally telling my team i was like i 0.99

00:57:14.900 had hot butt and i was being and i was being fucking grilled about that shit i'm sitting there 1.00

00:57:21.040 with baboon ass bitch and you're asking me questions that i cannot process right now i'm 1.00

00:57:25.460 having a really fucking bad day you're hearing this i'm hearing this yeah we're hearing i 1.00

00:57:29.700 can't hear your question over the gurgling in my stomach bitch i literally can't i can't hear 1.00

00:57:33.060 anything when you're walking fast down the street one of those walks and people are like hey do you 0.97

00:57:36.300 have a second for the kids it goes i don't and i want to so bad i want to i just don't i literally

00:57:41.520 don't and i was i remember nothing about that day other than that terrible interview and the fact

00:57:45.760 that i was sitting there like refiki i literally had the hottest asshole in the world and i was like 0.95

00:57:50.460 and here i am being grilled here i am you're asking me fucking questions about shit i don't care 0.99

00:57:55.200 about and i didn't want to talk about like i didn't talk about did you bring it up in the 0.99

00:57:58.840 interview you did oh my hot butt yeah the vibe see you and you're better at knowing the vibe 0.64

00:58:04.160 yeah i won't know the vibe and i'll be in one of those moments i'll be like hot butt and they'll 0.88

00:58:07.560 be like hey so the whole restaurant went quiet you know like they'll be like now that you mentioned

00:58:12.120 it though i wish i did bring it up it would have made it awkward and it probably would have ended

00:58:15.080 faster in a way that could have been fun yeah in a way that would have been fun for me at the

00:58:18.360 very least period sometimes even at like do you have a guy friends one or two yes i do but most of

00:58:23.640 them are gay yeah most of them are gay but i do have some straight ones i have one i have two

00:58:28.620 straight guy white friends okay and i still find a thing flare up sometimes when i get when i get 0.92

00:58:34.220 my period at their house or something even i'll be like well how does this still exist like they

00:58:38.040 don't care it's like how is this still here we're all like struggle to be like i think i like maybe

00:58:41.620 got period on your couch instead i'll be like i'll be back you know and it's like it's like this

00:58:45.940 like teeny girl version of me comes out where it's just like i'm just gonna be in the bathroom and

00:58:49.640 it's like these are your close friends and it's like that's how i feel this interview it's like you

00:58:52.380 know what i mean i'm just like yeah bring up the hot butt like you have no lord knows the guys are 0.85

00:58:56.840 lord knows the lord knows whoever gets the next superman party's gonna be on a red carpet like 0.98

00:59:00.560 i actually shit that day you know well you guys want to be relatable maybe you should start talking 0.99

00:59:06.260 about your hot butts more i know let's bring it up let's normalize having a hot butt and having a 1.00

00:59:10.560 bad day let's not normalize it i will say sometimes my friends because it's like some people if you fart in 0.99

00:59:15.800 front of someone you're dating how long does it take you or do you never i'm trying to think if i have i

00:59:21.460 don't know yeah i'm engaged now we've been together for going on eight years i don't think

00:59:25.120 we've ever farted in front of each other that many times maybe like a handful wait that's like

00:59:29.760 romantic right i think it's something we both are kind of dancing around and just don't talk about

00:59:34.560 i'm actually freaking out right now that feels like a big moment because it's like okay yes i

00:59:39.720 think that i think that there's no rule to it i know that if i'm dating someone it'll come up

00:59:43.520 probably soon not like not right away not like night one let's have a party you know but like

00:59:47.560 it'll come up eventually but i've had friends where like i'll hang out them and they're dating

00:59:50.900 and they're farting together in a way where i'm like you're not in love anymore

00:59:53.880 where i go you're farting so much now that it's changed and and it feels vindictive 0.80

01:00:00.720 it feels like we've launched into brotherhood it feels like now i'm seeing brotherhood which

01:00:06.220 can be so beautiful right you know and so that's really that's no that's actually so true because one

01:00:11.620 time we were i was talking about it with my fiancee once because i was like we really don't fart in front

01:00:15.280 of each other like really at all you were like trying to launch it and you're like you're like

01:00:19.020 it's so fucking weird that like yeah and i was like and i honestly was asking i was asking bringing 0.87

01:00:23.420 it up in earnest because i was really like is something wrong with us like are we afraid of

01:00:26.920 that like i was thinking like are we afraid of that or is it that kind of cute yeah and then he goes no

01:00:31.140 i think it's just well we're not really like farty people like we don't have a ton funny we don't

01:00:35.680 have a ton of farts in us on top of that right so like i think that's one but also he was like i

01:00:41.040 don't know i just feel like sometimes it gets to a point where it's just like it's gross and you

01:00:45.020 guys don't respect each other that's actually that's a really astute observation i agree with 1.00

01:00:51.260 that that's really really beautiful you guys don't love each other well i was just like something's

01:00:55.560 changed and it's the amount of farts you know like and it's changed the intensity with which

01:00:59.740 you're farting but i want to be very clear that i think that you can be in love and also have in 0.72

01:01:03.360 friends because i absolutely i i know some people who it's like you know they'll wait for their

01:01:06.840 husband to leave to go to the bathroom or something and i go that's a different level of like you

01:01:10.060 know it's like it's whatever you're in between and stuff too like i'm like that's normal be your

01:01:13.900 personality that's what i'd say be your personality i agree like in my family we're really divided like

01:01:18.460 my mom like farts throw up that kind of stuff makes her laugh so hard trauma i don't know right where 1.00

01:01:24.320 like my sister is not funny to them you know and so it's like a divide in our family like i'm like

01:01:28.560 do i want to make this one laugh or sort of like respect you know what i mean my sister has an intense 0.66

01:01:33.940 ametophobia so she is very afraid of throw up in many ways um if you throw up around her or near her

01:01:40.240 she will be afraid of you for at least 48 hours like that's just kind of her thing okay so everybody

01:01:44.660 in our family knows that that's good to know it was funny my when my mom got sick recently around

01:01:49.100 my sister my mom was like my mom told me after the whole time i was thinking dason's gonna be so

01:01:54.140 upset with me but i can't hold it i have to that is so funny literally my family was my mom would

01:02:01.800 laugh so i would be throwing up growing up and she would be rubbing my back comforting me and i could

01:02:05.880 feel her shake laughing like and i was just like there's some trauma with this that obviously like

01:02:10.460 it's so funny to you but like honestly like it you know if that's my biggest battle it was

01:02:18.020 it was pretty funny even like farting like i think farting is funny when it's accidental

01:02:23.520 because you think it's a bit funny when people are embarrassed yes

01:02:26.300 quite simply put yes no genuinely when people are kind of embarrassed it's like that's when they

01:02:32.320 didn't expect it to come out but it does or they thought it was going to be quieter than it was

01:02:36.500 that's always funny when people are like check this out you're pushing it check this out is crazy 0.96

01:02:42.220 you're pushing it check this out is nuts what are you like a white dude in an 80s movie and check

01:02:46.400 this out i think that we actually think i think that we actually have the exact same level of

01:02:51.460 thinking it's funny because i also think the part that people have to like check in society wise

01:02:55.960 is funny like that was inappropriate like on accident where the burps to me i don't like

01:03:00.760 yeah and when someone is burping i don't think it's funny and it bugs me and i don't

01:03:04.960 it bugs me it's gross a big bug like the smell too it's just i don't enjoy it it feels disrespectful

01:03:10.460 to me the other one you're not embarrassed i wish you were you should be you should be

01:03:15.360 embarrassed yeah when they say when when they're like oh look at this and they fart i always imagine 0.96

01:03:19.420 like they're putting that lighter up to their ass to try and fart through it and if you're going 0.99

01:03:22.840 if you're gonna be so if you're gonna be so crazy to say look at this and fart let's make me make 0.99

01:03:27.260 it dangerous you know make it at least make a show of it yeah make it worth it yeah where the 0.87

01:03:32.040 tickets i'm not coming but i'll tell some people maybe they'll buy one you know i'm with you on

01:03:36.340 the burps though those are never funny no people burp the alphabet kind of deal i'm like what is

01:03:40.500 this yeah it's like you should have learned the eyebrow thing instead growing up yeah that feels

01:03:43.960 scary or the eyelid thing where you flip them inside out i can't do it but those people are scary so

01:03:49.120 those ones are really tough yeah my mom would do that too do you have any can you make things on

01:03:53.400 your face move i always am jealous of this i really can't i can't no i know hours trying

01:03:58.040 you would think i would know because the rock can do it and that's my brother that's your number one

01:04:02.240 that's my cousin yeah that's my cousin my kin that's my guy yeah i don't mind the rock what's

01:04:07.460 the worst thing he's done that we know about do we know do we have anything bad on the rock

01:04:12.160 i don't know oh look look look it won't be coming to me yeah listen tomorrow tomorrow we log online

01:04:18.280 the rock the rock is chugging soda doing the biggest burp well that's why i'm like well

01:04:23.700 that's his generation that's what i would liken it to that's on generation what are some random

01:04:28.120 things that annoy you other than burping burping bugs me not carrying a being annoyed when people

01:04:33.920 care big bugs me i know that sounds obvious but it's like yeah when people are really passionate

01:04:37.340 or intense and someone's kind of like that's like super bugs me i love when people are intense

01:04:42.740 um me too bugs me your burping thing reminded me that i really hate when people sneeze more than

01:04:50.360 twice like two two is all you get from me after that you're pushing it enough after two after two

01:04:55.760 you're sick yeah you're done hey you actually have a cold you're done you need attention and i'm not

01:04:59.700 gonna give it to you so knock it off like that's how i feel like after two i'm like all right i think

01:05:04.500 that's hey i admit your quota i think it's funny when people have a really really cute sneeze but

01:05:09.640 then they like don't but then they're like someone's like that's cute and they act like

01:05:12.560 it's the first time it's like every time people think your sneezes are cute you know what i mean

01:05:17.060 but honestly what bugs me it's so funny that i'm not coming up with more because the fact is 0.96

01:05:21.460 shit bugs me all day shit bugs me all the time but i've been working on it because i'm just like 0.94

01:05:26.920 it's not helpful but i'm just like yeah things bug me i'll get irritated with a you know something 0.99

01:05:33.680 being loud i'm like turn that fucking down literally loud they told me i had autism when i said that too so 0.96

01:05:38.380 well yeah lock in you know lock in we don't like loud stuff yeah loud stuff pisses me the fuck off 0.96

01:05:45.760 me too um unnecessarily loud at that especially indoors like when it's enclosed people thinking

01:05:51.500 they have like no it's it's literally i sound way more i'm having too much justice right now but

01:05:56.820 people who think they have no power like people like it sucks you did that and i'm like what'd you 0.71

01:05:59.620 do do you know what i mean like like i feel like that a lot bugs me i'll be around guys who like talk

01:06:03.900 about another guy doing something bad you know oh god and you're like you're like so what'd you do

01:06:07.700 there you were there yeah i've talked about that many times especially when men argue with me about

01:06:12.240 like well good luck when you need a protector you guys don't protect good luck when you need a

01:06:15.660 protector yeah i was like what a fallacy the biggest lie they tell themselves outside of men women being 0.97

01:06:20.300 stupid is that they're protectors in any way shape or form i was like anytime anything bad has ever 0.98

01:06:24.980 happened in public that had nothing to do with me and i intervened with guess how many men were 0.99

01:06:28.500 around and guess how many i'm not calling to come like you know what i mean like that's what blows my mind

01:06:32.640 that when you live in a house you have a security system you have a security system i would love the

01:06:37.340 loud noise to go off of so some lord knows if it was just a loud noise right lord knows that loud

01:06:42.480 noise went off because it's called then it's supposed to call cops wherever it's like you

01:06:45.100 think i want more guys coming to the house sounds like a nightmare yeah like one guy's broken in my

01:06:49.780 house five more guys show up like no thanks worst case scenario yeah worst case scenario but i would

01:06:53.660 like the noise because you know some girls would come running you know and some gay guys would be

01:06:58.800 like this will take a sec some gay guys would like turn around it's on my way so i might as well yeah 0.98

01:07:03.800 it's on my way i'll stop through i hope she's not getting raped yeah but but what i will say is that 0.98

01:07:07.360 like the straight guys would be like even if the noise i feel like they would be like someone's got 0.98

01:07:11.640 this i agree i have some fun facts about you though what the fuck can i read you some yes i feel like i 0.77

01:07:17.920 try to make myself hard to find stuff out about so i'm curious what it's gonna be what's funny is one

01:07:21.060 of these says in fifth grade their family pranked them by only getting them cool ranch doritos for

01:07:25.860 christmas because i bet see because that's one of the only fucking can you imagine i've told that 0.95

01:07:29.580 story twice i'm embarrassed about that uh it says you've had jobs working at a butcher shop an escape 0.95

01:07:35.140 room and cold stone creamery okay those are so one lie there two truths and a lie um which one do you

01:07:42.200 think well you saw my reaction so if i'm being honest the escape room makes the most sense for you

01:07:47.340 don't be mean like that guess what my official name was agent shark had to pick it on the way to

01:07:54.480 work i'd already smoked weed i go sharks are cute um my boss was agent pepperoni he made six figures

01:07:59.600 figure it out i can't um but yeah i worked at an escape room what was the in a butcher shop butcher

01:08:05.200 shop i did i was vegetarian the whole time but i wouldn't so they'd be like sample this and they

01:08:08.740 like eat i'd be like i go to the bathroom like holy shit you know um but that was cool because i 0.64

01:08:13.280 like learned that people are respecting the animals more but people have these restaurants drink like i

01:08:17.500 worked at a butcher shop that was kind of like fancy like i can't watch the bear because it's so

01:08:20.920 triggering because i'm like this is actually scary you know bringing me back cold stone creamery i

01:08:25.160 didn't work at but my friend did and when we were 14 we would like uh he would close up shop why was

01:08:31.940 he working at 14 explain it to me right we all were but so we go we'd get like uh big ice creams and

01:08:37.480 we'd go back to his farm in nebraska and we would just like smoke weed and eat all the ice cream it was

01:08:42.360 really fun like mostly growing up in nebraska and smoking weed so you didn't work at cold stone you

01:08:46.220 were just embezzling from it exactly i didn't work at cold stone we just took ice cream um like a bunch

01:08:51.780 of it but i was really a long time ago and i was a child right so i would never behave like that now

01:08:57.620 never i would fucking pay for my ice cream what was your first job my very first job ever 0.94

01:09:04.300 i want to say it was i counted like working with my mom like my mom used to do outreach for like 0.97

01:09:12.020 freeway and first it was major infrastructure projects which is essentially like construction

01:09:17.280 so my mom used to work these like fairs and stuff and so she would take me to work with her 0.97

01:09:21.400 so i was basically they call them booth bitches like that's i was a booth bitch that was my first job 1.00

01:09:25.600 and you just you're the bitch at the booth i'm there all fucking day and so they would have like 1.00

01:09:30.600 it's basically a transportation entity so i'm working with people who work with like the buses the train 1.00

01:09:36.620 like so they're like why is this booth bitch nine no shit for real they're like you guys short on 0.99

01:09:42.380 labor or what they literally had this this wheel that you would spin and you would get like a little 0.98

01:09:47.160 prize that was the way to come to the booth and then like the prizes were like i remember one was

01:09:52.460 like a cd-rom like case okay there was like a paper bank there was like all this stuff and then

01:09:58.040 there was like bus passes like free bus passes that one's good the amount of times they would spin 0.98

01:10:02.240 that wheel and be like i don't want that well what do you want me to do about it you fucking spun the 0.97

01:10:07.180 wheel like i feel like and i'd be and i'm nine by the way yeah yeah you go you go i'm a kid and i 0.93

01:10:11.800 don't like have a cd player either you know what i mean like i don't know what you want well that's

01:10:15.480 what it says and then they would just stand there and be like why i don't want that that was my first

01:10:20.000 job like probably ever that is so i mean it's like honestly everyone's coming for the bus pass

01:10:23.740 everyone's like hey i want a bus pass and they're like what if you had another cd holder

01:10:26.980 best i can do is a paper bank dance next best i can do a hat next you be like roll through right

01:10:37.300 and when i graduated from college and moved back home i couldn't find a job so my mom my sister and

01:10:42.680 i worked for my mom again but for real this time and we were on payroll and everything and i remember

01:10:47.060 we were booth bitches again and i remember we were at one once and we we were handing out at this point 0.93

01:10:52.020 like stress reliever things like you know those squishy things yeah like they were like traffic cones 0.92

01:10:55.940 right something cute and everybody loved those and they would be like i want one of the traffic

01:11:00.900 cones so again the same wheel all that shit and i remember one time these little kids are like can i 0.84

01:11:06.860 have uh can i have an extra one and they were young so they were probably like 10 11 i'm like sure 0.99

01:11:11.440 i give one to the kid turns around to his friend he goes shoves it up his butt three times 0.71

01:11:17.100 and literally just like crushes it up there three times in front of me and then i go and you go hey mom 0.72

01:11:22.880 yeah and then they left it was just me my sister my fiancee was there too like he was just hanging

01:11:26.880 out with us and i go yeah i can't do this forever dude like i look at this job it's not for me this

01:11:31.560 isn't my career and he came back probably like an hour later and he goes can i have another cone

01:11:35.360 and i go no and then he goes watch what you did i'm gonna tell him i'm gonna tell my mom you won't

01:11:40.180 give me one i go okay bring her to the table and i'll tell her what you did with the last one and why

01:11:43.300 i'm not giving you another one yeah and then he just ran away there's other shops for stuff like 0.86

01:11:46.860 and then dason goes hey hey we can't talk to them like that and i was like oh my fucking bad 0.99

01:11:50.640 i'm watching this kid shove cones up he's like he can shove it up his ass as much as he fucking wants 0.99

01:11:54.640 to that's actually not your fucking call because you're not his mom once the cone goes into his 1.00

01:11:59.520 hands he gets to do what he wants with the cone it's no longer yours at that point so no we're 0.99

01:12:05.260 doing crazy stuff when we're i mean you said they were kids right i mean i remember it's so crazy

01:12:10.100 like sometimes you think about hangouts you had with kids growing up and you're like i don't know what

01:12:13.780 that was but i'm glad we made it through being this one girl i remember we sat like next to each

01:12:17.880 other for like 20 minutes and kind of like hit each other with hangers and i remember we were

01:12:20.640 really young and i like look back on that and i'm like now what the hell was that and i go were we

01:12:24.240 gay were we scared what was it no one taught us it why were we doing that that reminds me there was 0.80

01:12:30.040 a girl i was really good friends with when i was a kid we played soccer together yeah i used to go to

01:12:33.960 her house all the time i just know i'm gonna laugh okay sorry so i remember one time we were in

01:12:41.280 she had a guest room that had like the family computer in it so we would play computer games on

01:12:46.000 it and there was a tv and remember we were watching tv we were bored and she had this little like i 0.57

01:12:51.340 don't know what it was it was like a piece of clay that you could like mold and shit and it she had 0.98

01:12:56.000 it in the form of a ball and it was probably like this big and she had a ceiling fan in there that spun 0.99

01:13:00.820 really fast and she was throwing it up and one time she threw it up and it hit it and we got scared

01:13:05.840 and all like dodged like a bullet and there was three of us in there and then we for an hour threw 0.96

01:13:11.040 that shit up and then tried to run away and see if it hit us you were doing pretend yeah and it 0.99

01:13:15.020 was literally it was beaning the fuck out of us like it was hitting so hard it was making marks and 1.00

01:13:19.520 we would laugh our asses on every time no isn't this crazy me and this me and this gay guy his name 0.97

01:13:24.400 is caleb too if you can imagine i collect them um he we when we were 14 uh in high school we were 0.98

01:13:30.480 obsessed with slapping each other in the face and everyone would be at cafeteria and we'd be like

01:13:33.280 just like hitting each other and it's like people are like hey like are you good and we'd be like

01:13:37.280 we're having fun like ultimately like the rules haven't been laid out for us and bring back fun

01:13:42.320 sometimes it is just a little you know and there was consent and a lot of it you know but it can be

01:13:47.660 i remember we were doing it for so long that and laughing so hard that her mom came in at one point

01:13:52.960 it was like what are you guys doing and she told her she goes don't do that like she goes you're

01:13:56.560 leaving my house and going back home and it wasn't my idea mind you i was just participating it was never

01:14:02.880 i was just playing it wasn't my idea and i did a lot of really cute cuddly stuff as a kid too

01:14:07.840 i did a lot of laughing until the night until the sun went down you know i do have more oh and here

01:14:13.360 it says you start in your own six show live version of the bachelor at the elysian theater called the

01:14:18.320 pansexual bachelor i did that that was a blast it basically what i did was i tried to uh get people

01:14:24.960 to realize they like improv without uh promoting an improv show because when i moved from i came up in the 0.60

01:14:29.680 chicago improv scene i fucking love improv like i'll say it very loud which is like a lot of 0.87

01:14:34.480 people like hate that world which i really understand because if you go to a bad improv 0.85

01:14:37.680 show you're like i can't believe i paid for that you know but this was yeah where i was the bachelor

01:14:41.440 and then i had like a um we had like a structure to it my friend who produced it with anna weiss

01:14:46.640 she's like total genius and we would have a structure have um all the contestants got to pick 1.00

01:14:52.080 a character but then within the structure we were all improvising there was a big elimination

01:14:55.760 every single time and i would like go on live dates with the characters on stage it was like

01:14:58.720 genuine it was really a blast and it got me to know everyone in the community right when i moved here

01:15:02.160 and you got to focus on one of your special interests which is the bachelor or bachelor nation

01:15:06.400 no one thousand percent one thousand percent i was doing all that i'm honestly a huge fan of just like

01:15:13.040 making forcing people to watch something i love i'm a huge fan and making yourself the star of it

01:15:19.040 i call that the lin-manuel miranda you know what i mean like i'll write you a genius piece of

01:15:23.520 artistry i just need to be a center point i'm just gonna be in there probably i'm gonna be in

01:15:27.040 it and it's something i care about and i bet you will too yeah you'll probably all be dating me that's

01:15:31.120 what's so weird is like but but i probably don't feel safe dating you so you'll probably be acting as

01:15:34.720 a character and we'll practice like that huh i was actually really happy by the by by the end of it

01:15:39.600 though that it was like actually very much like filled with people who weren't who i didn't know and

01:15:43.760 stuff and like uh who were actually like who's gonna like i finally got people hooked on it but for sure

01:15:48.640 the first one i was just like am i just like doing a dating show and i don't know how to date so it's just like

01:15:52.720 my friends as characters two birds one stone it was a twofer people got into it we had fun we had

01:15:57.280 an escape you know yeah i needed it we need those that was your love island it was my love island

01:16:01.680 and we had a confessional which i loved so in the middle of it they could like wait we didn't talk

01:16:05.200 about surprise parties oh yeah you said you wanted me to ask you about surprise and i'm curious if you

01:16:09.600 had any because surprise parties i'm curious if you like them i don't i can't remember if i've ever

01:16:14.320 i think i've had one one or two in my lifetime did you have fun yeah one of them the one i

01:16:20.080 remember significantly was when i was in high school um and i was really surprised but i remember

01:16:25.760 like my mom put my sister in charge of like hiding everyone right um and it was like all

01:16:31.520 girls from my school like volleyball girls that we shook her head yeah and like my mom put her 1.00

01:16:35.600 in charge of that um and we're both in high school and i remember my mom brought me home

01:16:39.520 and when we walked into the living room like there were hundreds of pairs of shoes

01:16:43.920 shoes and purses backpacks like hundreds of pairs of shoes and i i literally like at least 30 pairs 0.96

01:16:51.120 of shoes and i i walked in and i was like who the fuck shoes are those and i literally my mom goes 0.94

01:16:56.320 what do you mean i go you don't see this human you hate there's a bunch of shoes all different sizes 0.97

01:17:02.400 me being gaslit i'm like you don't see this enormous pile of shoes and then i was like and who's back

01:17:08.640 is there someone here like i literally was like who the hell's here and i'm getting pissed off because i'm 0.74

01:17:12.480 like is there somebody here and i don't know like and i and i had just left the soccer game and stuff

01:17:17.440 you're like like we're getting robbed by 100 yeah my mom just kept interrupting me and going well come

01:17:21.840 over here and i go who the hell is this like i'm literally like someone answer me and then i finally

01:17:26.960 walked back and then everybody surprised me and i was still surprised but i was like you guys are not

01:17:32.000 going to acknowledge this enormous pile of shoes you go hey next time let's leave the shoes on my mom 1.00

01:17:37.280 goes why the did everyone take them off over here and my sister goes hi yeah i don't know i forgot

01:17:41.920 yeah before before she hit everyone she was like shoes off 1.00

01:17:47.200 my sister's 15 so she's like i don't know yeah she's like i've never hit a bunch of people sorry 0.99

01:17:51.760 that was my first time i did the best i could no it's that's why i asked because well i had

01:17:58.080 i think i've just had two there might be one that was bad that i blocked out but

01:18:01.440 i think i had two and yes i don't i don't really appreciate oh yeah one other one that was kind of bad

01:18:06.560 but one growing up where it was like i was just gonna go get fondue i was in eighth grade which

01:18:10.080 is like the worst years like you just feel like an orb like i don't know who like everything about

01:18:13.520 me is unknown you know and i'm so scared and i don't like it so i'm like with the few people who

01:18:17.920 make me feel safe like my sister like two friends we go to get fondue classic i love a dip so we're

01:18:23.200 walking in and then it's like all my friends from like two years ago you know what i mean which in

01:18:27.840 middle school is like drastic so it's like i'm having like what like fondue with someone who like i don't

01:18:32.400 even she doesn't i don't feel seen at all so that one went bad and that was my mom and we worked through

01:18:36.560 it and it was okay but i had ultimately horrible fondue with friends um but then at 24 my sister

01:18:42.560 really and friend carol who carol lit my house on fire also threw me an amazing surprise party and so

01:18:49.120 that's how you can forgive carol was my first non-binary friend so it was really tough because

01:18:53.120 i was like our non-binary is not okay but then i was like no carol just slipped up with the lighter

01:18:56.960 you know um but anyways they they did a bachelor themed one and what they did was they uh i was out

01:19:03.120 with like one friend and they acted like he acted like he got sick and then we got back to my house

01:19:06.480 and it was like all my friends for real at that time and carol and candace had gotten a bunch of

01:19:12.000 um dresses from goodwill and stuff and so everyone was in outfits and then it was just like this fun

01:19:16.480 theme of the party where everyone's getting drunk but then we had like a video area set up where

01:19:20.320 people could like be like can i pull you away and would do confessionals and it was like it just

01:19:23.520 actually felt like a people who are bad at parties you have a game you know which is like you need a task

01:19:29.440 i like it i'm not gonna lie i do like like people have like phoebe bridgers and stuff who i love

01:19:33.520 music wise will like shit on board games caleb i think doesn't like them either where it's like i 0.81

01:19:37.520 know he doesn't he as someone who loves whimsy he doesn't love games which i find shocking i love 0.97

01:19:42.640 games i like games i like to hang without a game but i love a structure let's give me a structure to

01:19:46.800 hang in please i don't i love a game night i would much rather do a game night than do like a party

01:19:52.480 party well same know that and i'm good to know for me because i'm here this summer yeah do you what do

01:19:58.240 you what's your favorite game you don't have to have one i don't i don't think i have a specific

01:20:03.600 one but there is one that we play all the time with my family and my cousin who's him and his

01:20:07.920 husband have like themed nights for it which is probably part of the whimsy but it's salem 0.97

01:20:12.720 which is like basically like mafia but it's like a witch hunt and so you all have characters you it's

01:20:18.320 like a whodunit kind of thing this is literally what i mean and like they have a salem night where

01:20:22.880 they like we all come dressed up obviously there's lots of alcohol and food and then we

01:20:27.520 play for hours we play for so long it's the fucking best it's a blast it's fun to have a 0.88

01:20:32.880 little character to maybe drop into you know it's like well i didn't say that did i we were playing 0.69

01:20:36.720 a game no no i like those ones those ones though people get intense like i swear in our relationship

01:20:42.560 well don't take it there because we were having fun yeah for my sister's 30th we i we rented this like

01:20:48.560 old hotel and it had like a bunch of rooms and so we just brought all our favorite people and

01:20:53.680 stayed in the hotel together and then just played board games and went out one night but and then

01:20:57.920 we're too hung over the next day and then only played board games the rest of the time that sounds

01:21:01.760 so fun it was a fucking blast and we played salem for the longest we've ever played and i won which 0.93

01:21:07.760 is like rare i'm never a witch i always want to be a witch because they have powers i'm always a 0.94

01:21:12.240 fucking villager i'm never anyone else which is annoying i like that you guys do witches instead of um 0.99

01:21:16.560 um because what is it the other one it's mafia yeah like mobsters yeah so like with witches it's 0.99

01:21:21.600 like the goal is for your witch is to recruit more witches the goal of your villagers to catch

01:21:25.200 witches and kill them so like that's the whole point and so it's like a game of strategy you're

01:21:29.360 like trying to guess what other people are doing yeah and then it was funny because it was me my 0.99

01:21:33.200 fiance and my cousin's husband left we were the only three alive left and my cousin always narrates so

01:21:38.400 he never participates so he sees who everyone is whatever and then at the end i remember my um

01:21:43.600 um my fiancee forgot he like killed my cousin's husband he killed him but they were tied together 0.97

01:21:50.960 so he died too and i was like i fucking did it you were like i'm the best witch and then i was like 0.98

01:21:56.320 back to life yeah yeah yeah it's really like i did the spotlight goes off so quick after one of those 0.96

01:22:01.840 games like you're like so in which character you're like you're like riding on a broomstick and they're

01:22:05.360 like hey so we're packing up things we're out of the hotel so check out was 11 30 so we gotta yeah we

01:22:10.560 gotta hit the road no i know i was running that high for a minute i was running that for a while

01:22:14.480 it was fucking awesome okay well we'll do a couple more fun facts yes i'll wrap up no you're totally 0.71

01:22:20.160 fine uh it says that paul he's assistant found your comedy videos on twitter and that's how you got your 0.65

01:22:26.560 audition to start in the comedy series welcome to flash that is correct that is the only reason i

01:22:31.440 became an actor i would have loved to be i always like like performing but i just grew up mostly in

01:22:37.040 like nebraska and florida and also it just did not seem like a simple path in any way shape or

01:22:42.480 form i was it to become an actor um felt unrealistic so yeah well an ex-boyfriend of

01:22:47.600 mine who i'm still friends with just went to his wedding he told me to go he told me to start posting

01:22:52.000 stuff on twitter i didn't really use it and so then i did for like six months and then

01:22:55.680 um one of the videos paul feig's assistant saw that's so fucking cool i saw this thing that um 0.87

01:23:01.120 quinta said the other day on amy fuller's podcast where she said like i know exactly what i did to

01:23:07.520 get here and it made me think about my story more of like i never wanted to sound like because i love

01:23:12.240 that she said that because she's like i did everything to be here yeah and she did and i'm

01:23:16.400 obsessed with her totally and i love abbott and yeah i look up to her and so i was like i think i did too

01:23:22.080 but it was it wasn't like oops ivy got to be an actor it was like i just thought that this specific

01:23:28.080 way of acting was so impossible but that's why i was like doing long-form improv every night because

01:23:31.920 i was like i know i want to play pretend i know i want these escapes but these are the ones that

01:23:37.120 seem like doable i can do this seems like this seems like my acting school i can't go pay for

01:23:41.520 acting school right nor do i want to be in a bunch of rooms with guys who failed that acting

01:23:46.000 who are mad at me you know um and so like i'm stupid right we still found them in the improv 0.61

01:23:50.880 community obviously but um but there were yeah they find anything and ruin it so that is true

01:23:56.320 but yes i was like i was doing it i think in that way and i think that then was my acting

01:24:00.240 school without me realizing it because like for four years really i just like worked random jobs

01:24:03.760 and then like improvised every single night and it was like then when the acting thing came i was like

01:24:08.480 i don't know how to act i end up having like what the hell and i was like very very scared and had

01:24:11.760 bad imposter syndrome and then i was on set and i was like oh i know how to do this yeah absolutely

01:24:16.720 but it was like anyways i just thought about that a lot when she said that because i was like yeah i

01:24:20.160 don't ever want it to sound like um yeah you do have to work really hard to 0.66

01:24:24.400 fucking and make these kind of things come true yeah well and it's also i think there's something 0.88

01:24:28.560 to say about being intentional with what you're doing like knowing that this might work out into 0.98

01:24:33.200 something but either way i'm going to do it regardless because it's my passion yeah so i

01:24:37.040 think that's i think that's awesome but you were like obviously you did it for a reason like and even

01:24:41.840 so on a much lesser scale when i was posting tiktok videos i had no way of knowing where it was going

01:24:46.400 to go yeah any way shape or form i just wanted to do it like so i was like i it felt it wasn't intentional

01:24:52.960 until it was right so it's like yeah the end goal was never the intention but the intention to post

01:24:58.160 because you enjoy it or you wanted to do it because that's what you love is is real well

01:25:02.720 and the intention i think for me is just like okay i know i'm an artist and so i'm gonna always be

01:25:06.960 making art and that's the and i can't i don't i'm not in charge of all these companies with all the

01:25:10.800 money yeah but what i am in charge of is like making art and no one's ever gonna be like go make art

01:25:15.200 that's really rare you know like i'll find people who like aren't making money at making money at

01:25:18.960 their art at a certain window of time which is like so normal for so many artists who are

01:25:22.800 incredible absolutely will like question their artistry like well am i one and i'm like what

01:25:26.720 the making money and being artists are you don't even it's cool when you get it's cool when you get

01:25:32.320 to yeah but that doesn't have to do with it so that's why i just have to check in with myself even

01:25:36.080 in now being in an industry where i can make money by performing i have to be like hey have you

01:25:41.760 been doing your art too you know yeah absolutely that's so true and it's very like it tells it speaks to

01:25:47.840 the artists themselves when it's like that's not the point of why i did it like i didn't

01:25:51.440 i didn't make it or do it because i wanted to make a lot of money off of it or i wanted to be really

01:25:55.840 famous because of it i did it because that's what i wanted to do it like it almost negates the point

01:25:59.680 of art when you feel like you need to make money in order to do it for a living or for it to mean

01:26:04.880 anything right i think for it to mean anything because it's like of course i understand when people

01:26:08.160 are like yeah they want to get paid we have to like make money but like i don't know for me social

01:26:13.040 media is a place that i i don't think is only bad but i really don't enjoy my mental i'm not like

01:26:19.760 he'll be like he'll say it's the same way that he's we'll know that he's strong between us he'll

01:26:24.480 say he'll say i'm weak he will and he'll say i'm strong and this is a real but it's one of those

01:26:29.280 things where he's like it's right i'm not like it's a bunch of people when they comment me and

01:26:32.800 stuff about me i go you hurt my feelings but i i don't like i think you're a loser but like i don't 0.63

01:26:37.520 i still didn't want to that change that's okay too exactly 1000 but then it made me forget how

01:26:43.040 much like because i will use it as a tool then and then when i go off it when i have jobs and stuff

01:26:47.200 i don't know sometimes like your videos or caleb's podcast which i you know also

01:26:52.480 i'm obsessed with him too it makes me feel like oh the purpose really is that like getting through

01:26:57.120 to all the people who are like us and like here and then it does matter so much so it's like i'm i

01:27:02.240 really i'm grateful that i got my in bringing back to from greg paul's assistant from the internet

01:27:08.160 because i think otherwise there's a chance of me just being like the internet where it's like no

01:27:13.360 the internet like it can be a very useful tool it can be a very useful tool for people to not feel

01:27:17.200 alone it's like there's so many gay people and people in like places where no one is around and

01:27:21.520 then they get to like find one person absolutely who and honestly it's funny that everyone's like don't

01:27:25.760 go on there for activism and i'm just like i totally know what you guys are saying but i'm like

01:27:28.880 a lot of how things are spread for good organizations it's also through the internet

01:27:32.800 like i've said that too i'm like unfortunately now that is how a lot of people get their news

01:27:37.520 so unfortunately now it is a tool for that as well it's not it's not the best thing but it can be it

01:27:42.640 can be it's one of those things that it can be used for good exactly yeah like it really just depends

01:27:46.800 on the person weaponizing it so i i feel like even when you were saying about how like you're grateful

01:27:52.480 to the internet for that kind of exposure to to other people that are like like you not like you at

01:27:57.200 all but aligned in so many ways i've said before too that i'm grateful to the internet even though

01:28:02.240 i can be very upset with the internet at many times like i'm grateful too because i never would have

01:28:07.200 been seen had it not been for the internet many people who look and sound like me would never have

01:28:11.680 the attention that i have now because of if without the internet nobody would be able to see us so i've

01:28:17.760 said like it wasn't even really that i got to a point because a lot of times they're like oh when did

01:28:21.200 you get to a point where everyone was like you made it like whatever which i don't know what that

01:28:25.040 barometer would be like the measurement is so different depending on who you ask but

01:28:29.120 some people can never when they're yeah it was like it honestly took a few people to really believe

01:28:32.720 in me because for the most part nobody did and i told them and i just got to a point where i just

01:28:37.040 got too big to ignore that's really what happened it wasn't even that i changed the minds of everyone

01:28:41.520 check it bitch that's a no because i'm a hundred percent that's my favorite thing about the internet 1.00

01:28:47.520 yeah one it was the same thing like i would never have it wasn't the same thing but i'm saying i 0.91

01:28:52.000 would have never been on tv and so many of my favorite inspirations and people who i look up to

01:28:56.160 would have never we would have never seen them because yeah these five guys at the top are like 0.99

01:29:01.360 that's not what i'm into i wouldn't want to fuck her well thank god i don't want to fuck you 1.00

01:29:05.520 that means the world you know well thank god you said that because i was so worried about what you 0.99

01:29:08.960 wanted i was so worried about that and honestly that is how i found caleb i i followed caleb on twitter

01:29:13.840 for years before i deleted my twitter and before we ever met in line before tiktok before any of that

01:29:18.880 it wasn't until you followed me on tiktok that i showed him to dace my sister and she was like oh

01:29:23.840 my god he's from twitter and we laughed about it because she was like he is so funny and i was like

01:29:27.600 that's true now i know he's also evil but that's just something that comes with time that comes with

01:29:31.920 now i also know he's like lying about being gay okay no i yeah i couldn't agree more and i also just

01:29:37.840 want to clarify one thing which is like when i say that mean stuff like hurts my feelings it's like

01:29:41.360 it doesn't hurt me like that the the power that they like what they're saying it makes me it doesn't

01:29:47.840 it's never like oh i guess i'm ugly or something like that i know at all it more is just like it

01:29:53.040 makes me like so depressed how many people are like awful like that or who are just like yeah like

01:29:58.640 oh god everyone's life could be so much better you know he makes me sad about the culture like

01:30:02.640 it makes me sad about the culture but then you are the culture caleb's the culture and i'm like

01:30:06.960 that's the big shift that we need i think big culture shift it's happening but i'm like we need 0.81

01:30:10.640 a big fucking culture shift yeah it's like that meme where it says you know you can always tell 0.98

01:30:14.800 when a man's never been told to shut the fuck up that's my special power i can smell that other 0.99

01:30:19.760 than height i can smell like when they personally have never been told to shut the fuck up or what 0.99

01:30:24.800 they're saying is stupid like they've never heard either of those no one said it and i would be glad 0.98

01:30:28.800 to be the one to tell you like that's always my but that's my gift when i find it and i'm like you've 0.99

01:30:33.680 never been told to shut the fuck up i'll do it for you i'm obsessed guys love to who have never been 0.87

01:30:38.880 around someone like who doesn't have a symmetrical face they'll be like they'll always be you're 0.97

01:30:43.840 really funny and i'm like i know you know what i mean like it's like you it's just one of those

01:30:51.200 things where it's like you haven't been around and you need to hang out with more faces that are

01:30:54.400 asymmetrical you're gonna freak like there's a lot of girls you're missing out you gotta shuffle them 0.99

01:30:58.960 around shuffle them around there's some there's some people that are really gonna surprise you but

01:31:02.400 yeah no i love your skill i already went to i went to one aa meeting and you're not supposed to

01:31:07.120 to talk about them but here i am um and but i love the practice but i think that i think they're

01:31:11.520 like one of the few things fighting the patriarchy for real because it's like all these guys who are

01:31:14.880 like about to lose it and are like instead of drinking i'm here and it's like that rocks you

01:31:18.320 know um i'm glad you're here right but someone said which i really appreciated just wait the phrase

01:31:23.760 they were like sometimes i do wait and it's why am i talking and i literally was like i need to

01:31:29.840 say wait once a day more people need that i was like wait that level good yeah and until they get it

01:31:35.840 i'll do it for you until yeah and honestly sometimes i want you to know text me wait and

01:31:40.400 i'll go yeah 100 i'll go hunt her i'll i'll check in with you that'll be like is that a board game 0.96

01:31:45.760 you'll be like no i'm telling you to shut the fuck up dude yeah more people need that kind of like 0.96

01:31:50.800 self-policing i would say just a check-in what why am i talking i need one sometimes sabrina briar 0.98

01:31:57.120 when she was on the show she told me sometimes when i hear men go i need i don't want to try stand-up i

01:32:01.280 just want to go why why like why would you need to why why are you going to i was just hanging out

01:32:09.920 i told you those jazz musicians the other night from dynasty who i love they're good boys they

01:32:13.600 were just like sweeties and they uh were saying because i was like well i was like so cool you

01:32:18.640 guys do because there it's like jazz is the most improvised music where it's like i love improv so

01:32:23.040 it's fun to talk about how we're improvising but they're like it's probably annoying because

01:32:26.720 everyone tells you like everyone watches you and is like i could do that and there's something about

01:32:31.200 like stand-up or talking true yeah and i get why it's like i like you don't have to sit and learn

01:32:36.800 how to do this over and over for hours and hours you know but it is a i think that's it happens i mean

01:32:43.120 it's only happening from guys i've never had a girl be like me that looks easy yeah same i've never i've

01:32:48.800 i've had guys i've worked on sets before like i i was in an nba commercial last year and they they had

01:32:55.360 people yeah they hired me uh they had people following me around with a camera and stuff

01:32:59.280 and there was like two dudes following me around just for b-roll stuff and i remember at the end

01:33:04.160 of the day like we had been together for probably like four hours at the end he was like hey you know

01:33:08.720 what you are pretty funny all right like thanks all right and i when he said that you're bald like

01:33:16.960 i don't know you know what i mean like it's like when he said that i was like all right like what

01:33:21.280 and then it seemed like he felt annoyed that i didn't accept the compliment but i was like well 0.89

01:33:25.280 you didn't like get a crush on him no yeah well i don't i don't give a fuck if you find me funny 0.92

01:33:29.280 it's just such a wild thing to say it's just such a it's a wild it's just the tone for me it's the 0.99

01:33:34.880 tone like actually if someone if a guy comes up to me and they're like dude you're fucking hysterical 0.82

01:33:38.480 it's like i'm like thank you yeah for me it's about the tone of being like you can tell i discovered

01:33:43.520 you it's like i just met you today and it's been not fun for me you know what's funny is i didn't 0.98

01:33:48.800 i didn't think you were that funny at first but now you convinced me i don't give a fuck like 0.97

01:33:54.240 that's literally my initial reaction is always like i don't fucking care okay it's funny because 0.98

01:33:57.840 i don't care even marybeth barone when she was on she said one time a guy followed her out and was 1.00

01:34:02.240 giving her notes on her tags on her like 30 minute set and he said you should be writing this down

01:34:09.120 she said when he said that's her she goes why would i do that yeah why why like i won't think of

01:34:14.160 something hilarious in five seconds that instead like this was for real i thought you were just kind

01:34:18.480 of doing a thing i didn't think you needed me for it so it's insane i love marybeth she will put a

01:34:24.800 guy in her in his place she kills me she we when we were filming in uh toronto a guy was like accosted

01:34:32.320 his wife um like outside of our the building we're staying in he was like screaming at her in front of 1.00

01:34:37.200 people i wasn't there for it yeah he would have a double team right but and then they had to go in

01:34:41.520 the elevator together marybeth had to be in the elevator with him after and i wish i remember the

01:34:45.440 exact phrase she said she was she said something like like when you yell your like that was 0.99

01:34:49.760 horrifying when you see all your wife she put him in his place i forget what she said but she really 0.98

01:34:53.280 was just like that was disgusting or something and it was one of those things where she was with other 1.00

01:34:56.880 guys other guys from the cast and they were all like that was cool of you and it's one of those

01:35:00.800 things where it's like they all loved it but it was just like hey guys this is kind of how you could

01:35:04.480 talk like if you see guys being bad right this is where this is where we learned everybody did everybody

01:35:08.800 learn something but what i will say is everyone was like we're obsessed with you and and one of my

01:35:12.800 my favorite things about benny is how much he actually sees like i feel like even in overcompensating

01:35:16.720 and in general he sees like you can tell his favorite people are women yeah like i feel it

01:35:22.160 in the storytelling he does that it's just like thank god for women and you were fantastic in the show by

01:35:27.520 the way thank you so much i've seen two billion edits of all your best lines from the show that was

01:35:32.560 so crazy i am it's really wild to be someone who like doesn't is it isn't super femme and doesn't

01:35:39.360 like uh wear even that tight of things into like oh i'm so sorry what were my alarms can you imagine

01:35:45.200 that's literally what did it say what did it say one of your every 30 minute alarms yeah

01:35:48.720 um but where it was just like it was wild to like log on and be like all right yeah that's me but um

01:35:55.680 no i i'm very very grateful it was so fun to play hayley and also yeah i just i'm grateful the show

01:35:59.760 exists i love benny i love i like everyone who's a part of it and um same it was a masterpiece i thought it

01:36:05.440 was beautiful and i thought you shined you were a fucking star thank you so much which i never 0.97

01:36:09.520 doubted about you but i'm glad other people are catching on now no it felt it really did it feels 0.98

01:36:13.840 nice it feels nice you know what i mean which is like to get a show that's gay made it's harder than 0.99

01:36:20.240 it should be yeah that's very true for how i mean look around at the people we know are the funniest

01:36:24.640 people we know oftentimes gay i don't yes it's like i didn't yes i'm not god i didn't make them

01:36:29.840 this way it just turned out this way yes that's their gift for being a press their gift for being 0.97

01:36:34.320 a press is that growing up hilarious shit was hard and what we did we do we did laugh 0.91

01:36:40.800 we simply did have to bust occasionally that seems like a great place to end but i do want 0.95

01:36:45.760 to thank you so much for coming on i fucking love you i'm obsessed with you this was an honor i can't 0.68

01:36:50.000 even you are so funny i'm tickled pink everybody over here was giggling way more than they have the 0.54

01:36:54.160 last few episodes thanks team i got a couple i got mom i got mom once or twice right meant the

01:37:00.160 world she goes she goes she goes don't maybe once don't push it she's like you're gonna fit in the

01:37:05.440 wheel pretty soon you're gonna work for me well thank you so much for coming i know that you don't

01:37:12.160 do interviews often so i am grateful check this out and i'm just and i just fart that's how i

01:37:16.000 should yeah check the can you imagine oh damn i would have been really really you don't let your 0.71

01:37:20.000 fiance watch you can't watch this one oh he doesn't watch me anyways thank you so much to 0.88

01:37:30.080 my amazing guest homes for joining us on this episode of the comment section for those who

01:37:33.680 maybe don't know where can everybody find you um you can find me on under underscore underscore

01:37:41.600 homes underscore homes uh instagram tick tock i'm not there that much but sometimes i will and

01:37:45.920 i'll post about a show i do live shows and hopefully you'll just see me on more shows in

01:37:50.000 general absolutely watch overcompensating if you haven't watch welcome to flash honestly there's 0.90

01:37:54.560 good there's i think you'll bust in both you're a fucking star and you're so hilarious i'm so glad 0.95

01:37:59.760 the world has you your gift thank you you're a gift oh my god thank you so much i really mean it 0.99

01:38:04.160 that's why i'm here so then i got a fart okay what happens now you do jake now i leave really fast 0.73

01:38:12.000 yeah now well now like i'll press the button you'll just it'll eject you out yeah yeah you're

01:38:15.920 like so strapping get ready for that okay i really had the best time i had the best time with you you're 0.89

01:38:21.520 so funny it kills me you're so funny oh i hate all my friends are so fucking talented and hilarious 0.93

01:38:26.640 it's exhausting honestly you guys have no idea the battles i fight every day thank god thank god

01:38:31.520 there's other ones you know there's a few of us out here it would get so bleak oh my god i don't

01:38:36.480 have to slow down how i talk it's a gift love that lord knows i have to sometimes sometimes i

01:38:42.640 only note on set they go we didn't get any of the words i go 100 you're oh it's okay 100 let's run

01:38:47.600 it back yeah i go let's work on that okay perfect so i push oh no no it's okay i'll close it right

01:38:52.480 now oh my god i thought it was closed i was still talking i'm so sorry look i thought we were like

01:38:56.480 fully done sorry guys thank you all so much for joining us on this episode of the comment section

01:39:00.640 don't forget new episodes of the comment section come out every wednesday you can stream the audio

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01:39:08.400 spotify thank you so much to my amazing guest homes make sure you follow homes on everything

01:39:12.240 make sure you watch overcompensating everything else they're in they're amazing and i'll see you

01:39:15.520 all next week bye

The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - July 23, 2025

RAISING YEAST Ft. Holmes ｜ Episode 179

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