The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - RE-RELEASE： NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace ｜ Episode 225

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00:00:59.220 there's this woman at my gym and she every time she sees me this is like the fourth time that

00:01:04.800 she's done it she's like i know you probably hate your hair i know you probably hate it

00:01:09.980 but i love it she's like no i think it is so cute it is so cute i know you really

00:01:17.960 probably hate that i'm like wait

00:01:20.100 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show sorry me your fave

00:01:30.980 everybody knows me who cares about me on to the guest today we have the iconic the hilarious

00:01:36.500 the unbelievably gorgeous vanilla mace oh my god hello thank you thank you for having me i'm so

00:01:45.720 excited to have you i'm so excited i was we were kind of king beforehand yeah but i was telling

00:01:50.200 you i am familiar with your content um but only recently when you went super viral for the blind

00:01:55.540 boxes did i realize you were following me that's when we've i followed you back but i used to watch

00:02:00.140 your uh videos when you were pretending to be a dj oh my god i was like i love that'll do it yeah

00:02:06.500 oh my god that is so funny that was like i feel like one of the kind of like little like schtick

00:02:12.100 serious things that i did that kind of people were like still to this day like people will be

00:02:15.640 like i love your dj videos i'm like girl it's been like three years almost since i did one of those

00:02:20.280 but thank you that's the first time i remember seeing you oh my god you're so funny thank you

00:02:24.180 so much i love and i i saw recently that you got booked because your dj videos i did i did actually

00:02:29.500 you said lying on the resume got me yeah no actually i'm still scared i really have not

00:02:34.560 been practicing if i'm being honest so we're gonna kind of just wing it and see how it goes

00:02:39.180 don't if they're watching this and people who booked me just no it's going great it's really

00:02:42.740 going great but um yeah so i am excited about that but i mean it's nervous but it's gonna be great

00:02:48.120 i think so it's all about vibes yeah exactly when it comes to djing i've told everyone already

00:02:53.580 that i have picked up djing as a hobby or i'm trying to anyway i figure if white dudes especially

00:03:00.340 can do it i can do it absolutely i can master anything they touch like and i can't sing for

00:03:05.060 shit and i'll do it better yeah exactly yeah and i can't sing at all so i'm like they're gonna let

00:03:09.180 me in that music industry one way or another figure that's my way yeah and you just kind of

00:03:13.120 i feel like again like you said the vibe like it's just as long as you look good up there right

00:03:17.780 it really doesn't matter like are they gonna know like if if my whole set's pre-recorded like who's

00:03:22.220 really gonna know you know what i mean i look good so that's yeah what they're gonna remember

00:03:26.680 yes exactly exactly and i remember when i was saying that i was like i'm being serious and i

00:03:31.260 got like all the shit for it like i got the table like my man got me a table and like programming

00:03:36.040 and all this stuff i really have fun doing it it is very hard but i'm having a good time and i

00:03:41.780 remember my friend was asking me she's like who are you djing for like who's the audience and i

00:03:45.860 was like the horse like literally like i need people to bust it open yeah exactly on this i'm

00:03:51.240 like now right i want you to have the feeling that i had in the club yeah when i was in the club back

00:03:56.860 the clubs are gone nobody wants to dance nobody wants to dance nobody wants to get down like it's

00:04:02.280 just it's really honestly it's it's horrible it's so tragic and that's no seriously though that's

00:04:07.340 the thing i'm just like if i am like in the club like i want to shake a little ass like is that

00:04:12.500 too much to ask for nowadays like dance and not be like threatened yeah yeah actually so i'm just

00:04:17.800 like yeah and that's why you know again the event that i'm going to be doing it's like around pride

00:04:22.000 so i'm just like okay great so it's just going to be like all the girls gays days like yeah and

00:04:26.080 we're all just gonna have a good time so that's what i'm trying to dj for yeah exactly i was like

00:04:30.240 they're gonna love it regardless right because i i went to coachella this year did you go to

00:04:33.740 coachella no it was fun it was a good time that's my personal nightmare it's coachella

00:04:38.360 honestly you know what's funny mine too really but you know it's so brave that's obviously very

00:04:44.680 brave for you yeah i remember i was going i was like i'm prioritizing whore sets this year

00:04:49.220 because all my friends are gay which i love but they are annoying and so like they want to go

00:04:54.880 hold hands in the grass and watch the marias i would love to do that i'll do that too but i was

00:04:59.180 like but also i am gonna make a stop at glorilla i don't want anyone to get mad at me yeah but i

00:05:03.960 went and saw dj mustard and that was the best set i've ever watched in my life and i'm being so

00:05:09.580 serious no i bet it was honestly it was the best he is my mozart yeah honestly the mozart of our

00:05:15.940 generation my mozart for real like no so good i i oh my god he has so many like bangers so many

00:05:23.440 i couldn't even like i couldn't even fathom what that was like he opened with rack city

00:05:28.280 and brought out taiga which but the song banging right right and it was funny because he was on at

00:05:34.540 the same time as lady gaga oh and i love lady gaga but see i would buy tickets to go see lady gaga i

00:05:41.200 wouldn't buy tickets to go see mustard so i was weighing my bets i was like okay maybe i'll maybe

00:05:45.700 i'll split the difference right right and then i heard those like first three bars of rack city i

00:05:50.420 was like i ain't you were like just like yeah you're like i'm sorry gaga forgive me gaga like

00:05:55.940 forgive yeah i and then right after that he played like i'm different by two chains okay

00:06:00.460 and paranoid by ty dolla sign i was like i'm sad i'm yeah i mean like these are like these are

00:06:04.780 bangers sorry yeah i'm sorry gaga i'm sorry but now i can't wait for that to be you you being dj

00:06:12.140 mustard oh yeah and then i'm gonna go enjoy your set yeah i'm looking forward to it i know i'm

00:06:15.980 honestly i'm just like that's why i just want to get up there and just like do stuff that like no

00:06:19.500 one's ever done like and i don't know pop a titty like i don't know like it's just something like

00:06:23.860 it just needs to be different it needs to be like it's like you said it's just like the white guys

00:06:27.660 it's like okay we get it like the fist bump it's like it's so tired like i need to do something

00:06:31.920 different something out of the box yeah yeah but i want to i want to back up a little bit talk about

00:06:36.600 your lore how you got into i know you stream you do youtube and now you're doing obviously tiktok

00:06:41.420 too but i'd love to know how you got into content creation how'd you get started okay so basically

00:06:46.140 um i posted a tiktok one day and uh it i literally posted it and closed my phone went to bed and i

00:06:53.880 woke up and had like a million likes i'm like what the like i just it was like 2018 i'm like i don't

00:06:58.100 even know how this app works so i'm being honest like remember what it was and it was okay it's

00:07:02.020 this video of me and um i have this light up pinata that i got from this arcade and it's just

00:07:10.800 plastic and it has like a little stick that it comes with and every time you hit the hit it with

00:07:15.480 a stick it like changes a different color and in the video i'm just like i'm gonna act out a scene

00:07:20.360 if i were on a date and this is what i would do and so i like and you're just beating yana and

00:07:25.220 i'm just like let me set some mood lighting and i just like beat the shit out of a pinata and it

00:07:29.800 turns like a million different colors and it just went like stupid viral whatever and um i was like

00:07:34.620 oh cool like that's cool and then i just like never again because i was like this was back when

00:07:38.860 like nobody took tiktok seriously they all thought it was like like musically like a joke kind of a

00:07:43.060 thing so i just was like okay that's cool and then never really did anything with it um and then uh

00:07:49.680 i started streaming on twitch in like 2021 and it was more just like for me like for fun and it

00:07:55.880 would be like literally me and like four of my friends in the chat and i'd be like hey guys

00:07:59.260 yeah literally dumb bitches saying exactly like literally like my two brain cells in the thing

00:08:05.480 like it was just like yeah and so it was more like for fun and for me something i would do like on my

00:08:10.860 free time um and because i used to dance too i used to dance at the strip club and that was yeah

00:08:16.760 like my god i'm so glad i'm out girl oh yeah i'm happy for you yeah thank you thank you but um so

00:08:23.800 that was the thing too it was like it became something where i was like okay i mean i gotta

00:08:27.440 i gotta work mom's gotta make some money so i couldn't really stream as often as i wanted to

00:08:31.240 so i kind of like you know put that to the side for a little bit yeah and then um started posting

00:08:35.980 more on tiktok doing the dj stuff and like just kind of random stuff and like gaining a little

00:08:39.980 bit more of a following and then found out that you could go live on tiktok almost like a twitch

00:08:45.120 kind of a thing where you could stream your like desktop and like play games on there too so i was

00:08:49.080 like oh let me try this out and um that went really well and people were like come come over

00:08:53.580 to twitch i was like girl i i was where were y'all at i was there it was me and my three

00:08:58.420 literally i was like where were you guys so um i eventually went back over there and then now

00:09:03.800 it's kind of like what it is now like period yeah and then recently very recently you went

00:09:08.780 super viral for the blind box yes and how i know i also know you have an extensive collection i know

00:09:14.300 you love to collect love a trinket what you love a little tchotchke yeah i love it's so funny because

00:09:19.300 i saw your videos of where you're showing your shelf with all your uh collectibles and it's

00:09:25.180 funny because my sister's house looks exactly like yours really all the same thing she collects them

00:09:30.640 puts them in where dishes should be they're all inside a cabinet yeah she has an all glass cabinet

00:09:35.900 and she's like well that's where all my sunny angels are gonna go yeah yeah i go where you're

00:09:40.040 supposed to put crystal she's like yeah yeah right here i have the little shelves and everything

00:09:43.720 it's perfect yeah her house i feel her i feel her on that like no literally i'm like everything

00:09:49.180 needs to be like in its little place untouched like and i love it it's just i just love looking

00:09:53.780 at it it's just one of those things i'm like i love tiny things anything cute and tiny i'm like

00:09:57.840 sign a little collectible yeah just just sign me up literally i'm like oh my god just give it to me

00:10:02.760 i need it yeah when i see little ugly things i'm like my sister would love that you're like oh she

00:10:07.160 would die yeah and i'll buy it for her yeah and she'll be like oh she's like that's the best thing

00:10:11.260 i've ever seen you know it's literally me i'm like i don't know what it is i don't know what

00:10:14.840 it is about it but i'm just like i need that in my pocket now like i just need it take that home

00:10:19.360 yeah one time my my fiance he was buying coffee for us and then he saw these little stickers and

00:10:26.200 there was one that was like cherries but they had these ugly little faces on them they were like

00:10:30.280 hand-drawn stickers it looked really cool and he got it and he was like oh here's coffee for

00:10:34.540 everyone and then he gave it to my sister and she goes what's this and he goes i saw i just

00:10:38.480 thought you'd like it because don't you like stuff like this and she was like yeah whatever

00:10:42.840 i don't want men getting her like all right like he's he's in too deep now like yeah that's so

00:10:49.480 funny fuck ever it was like last year she's done it for years oh my god and then like yeah like a

00:10:55.800 blind box like if there is just like there's options it's just it's girl gambling that's

00:11:00.460 really all it is it's just it's girl gambling it's like it's just it's fun it's a mystery it's

00:11:05.120 exciting the adrenaline every time i'm like yeah this like this this fits i like i think it's cute

00:11:09.660 too that you were like it doesn't matter how old you are you can still buy things that bring you

00:11:13.180 joy yeah okay like why do we have to act like yeah like we can't just like stuff anymore like i have

00:11:18.220 to okay like let me get my briefcase and here i go like like please like can i just like like a

00:11:23.040 little sunny angels for real somebody you crack you crack your briefcase it's all sunny angels

00:11:27.020 yeah no literally i'm like all skull pandas inside yeah let me go through my files

00:11:31.840 yeah uh do you have any goals any goals that you want to do like anything you want to pursue

00:11:37.980 now that you're kind of leaning in full time to social like as far as like like a podcast you

00:11:44.020 want to act i mean i think it would be cool to have like some some sort of little like cameo

00:11:48.720 on like a little show or something that'd be cool to have a little like side you know role where

00:11:53.280 they're like wait i've seen her like something cute like that would be so i would live i think

00:11:57.360 that'd be that would be cool um i've like dabbled in that the idea of like doing some sort of like

00:12:02.140 acting kind of a thing i think you would thrive and you have an unclockable face and i'm being

00:12:07.740 so dead ass you have a beautiful gorgeous oh my god thank you so much and that's half the battle

00:12:11.900 oh yeah honestly i know seriously yeah yeah but oh my god thank you so much yeah of course

00:12:17.840 i'm one of those people i'm like i hate my side profile so i'm always just like so bad like

00:12:23.580 literally so bad it's like this like meme in my community like whatever they'll like screenshot

00:12:27.900 they're like oh here we go like here's your side proof like and they'll like send it i'm like

00:12:31.500 enough enough like they know how much i hate it and they're like oof this is not a good angle

00:12:35.880 i will say when i started like doing this for a living i had never looked at myself more

00:12:41.280 ever in my life i like and also like i'm sure you could tell about me i've had it i've had an

00:12:45.960 unbridled confidence for a long ass time like it's i joke that i was well i was like balls deep in

00:12:53.040 body neutrality until i started doing this like i remember when i first started dating my man

00:12:58.800 i started gaining weight obviously he's happy weight whatever yeah so fuck and i had a belly

00:13:03.300 button piercing at the time and my belly button rings like weren't fitting anymore and i was like

00:13:08.160 that's so weird what's happening yeah and then i literally told my man i was like they just make

00:13:12.480 them in different sizes you know like some are small some are short well that's not true really

00:13:17.620 that's not true at all they're all the same size oh that just news to me i just had a bigger belly

00:13:22.260 so they just weren't fitting you're like oh okay i thought that there was like the extra small

00:13:26.780 extra large versions like i didn't even consider the fact consider the fact that maybe a few pounds

00:13:32.000 could have been added on like no they're no this one's like it shrunk in the wash yeah i don't know

00:13:36.680 something's definitely wrong with this yeah it's defective yeah but once i started doing this for

00:13:41.060 living I started I started being not even looking at myself it was almost like how people would

00:13:45.520 perceive me because to this day I was just telling Trixie Mattel this to this day I still get

00:13:51.340 compliments like they're supposed to be compliments in person where they go you're so much prettier

00:13:56.440 in person and I go oh right okay what did you mean by that so let's break that down actually

00:14:03.400 so when you say that and I like and it's like hearing it for I'm not kidding years I've heard

00:14:07.880 that for years so now i'm like you guys are starting to make me think i'm boof ass like am

00:14:13.020 i literally like do like what do i look like on this camera to you people like i'm actually scared

00:14:17.460 no that's that any oh any sort of like backhanded thing like that oh my god like literally grinds

00:14:24.860 my gears so bad get used to it yeah i know i know i i posted a video i posted a video not too long

00:14:30.780 ago about there's this woman at my gym and she every time she sees me this is like the fourth

00:14:35.900 the time that she's done it she's like i know you probably hate your hair i know you probably hate

00:14:41.220 it but i love it she's like no i think it is so cute it is so cute i know you really probably

00:14:49.760 hate that i'm like wait i'm actually this is like i want my hair to look like this i'm like wait

00:14:55.440 uh and i'm like oh you're i've actually never felt more confident about me yeah i'm like actually

00:15:00.280 wait i really like you right now i'm like wait should i shave it off again like i don't know

00:15:04.900 So I'm like, oh, this is like, I'm not, this is like the third or fourth time she's done

00:15:09.500 this.

00:15:09.720 Like I see her like multiple times.

00:15:11.460 Like the first time it was like, your hair is so cute.

00:15:13.300 Your little curls.

00:15:14.020 And then it like progressively got like more and more like, like now I feel like she's

00:15:18.180 going to be like, your hair, I know you cannot fucking stand it.

00:15:21.540 Like, I feel like it's just going to get worse every time I see this woman.

00:15:24.820 So here she comes, ugly haircut girl.

00:15:29.860 I'm like, what the, what did I do?

00:15:31.620 but it's it's like and i don't even know how to respond in that moment because she's so

00:15:35.380 she's genuinely so nice like i really don't think she realizes they're not meaning to be

00:15:39.320 i'm like you know what girl yeah i love my fuck ass haircut i guess you know whatever

00:15:42.780 yeah you're right you're right i fucking love your haircut thank you i even recently i i got that

00:15:48.940 when i was hosting i was at the rove right and i was like uh i hosted something with my friend

00:15:54.000 dylan mulvaney and then after i finished i was walking around and this lady came up to me she's

00:15:57.740 like i fucking love you she's like an older white woman fucking love you love yourself walks away

00:16:02.700 and then my fiancee goes that lady was at the talk thing and i go oh was she she was like in

00:16:07.820 the audience he goes no she walked by while you were talking on the mic and she like they like

00:16:13.520 roped it off so she was outside the rope right behind my fiancee and she goes oh i know that

00:16:18.060 girl that girl's on tiktok she like makes fun of men i love her and then while she's watching she

00:16:22.500 goes man she looks better in person and then she walks away like will it ever end no and i when he

00:16:29.020 tells me i go i wasn't even there and i got hit like she fucking hit me and i wasn't even like

00:16:33.540 literally like like behind the free like take me out the back of the barn behind the head like

00:16:37.500 like oh my god like are you kidding me i can't catch a break yeah i said girl let me get up like

00:16:42.180 like literally oh my god that's so funny there was actually this is take your fantasy league

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00:17:05.280 terms and conditions apply so humbling but what genuinely one of the funniest comments like that

00:17:14.280 i've ever seen i did a jubilee video a while back and it was one of those like dating by like it was

00:17:20.680 like by body type kind of a thing okay and so we're it's we're literally like damn near in our

00:17:26.220 underwear and it's like one of the ones where they pull the curtain up and stuff and um oh like they

00:17:30.020 look at your shoes first yes yes yes okay so um at one point in the video i say this is still before

00:17:36.440 my face is like you before you could see my face and i say like in the video that like oh i dance

00:17:40.880 like i you know i dance at the club because they ask like what we do for a living yeah and so i'm

00:17:44.840 like scrolling through the video got like so many views i'm like looking through the comments one

00:17:48.600 day i'm like let me see what people are talking about you know what i mean and for the most part

00:17:51.400 everyone's being so nice they're like oh my god all the girls are so sweet and amazing like love

00:17:55.800 this this cast such a cute group there's one comment it goes where'd she dance at the gas

00:18:01.460 station he said oh oh oh right and i got a kick to it that was a little kick literally still to

00:18:09.020 this day i'm like no no he'd like that was so fucking funny i unlocked my phone i was like

00:18:13.220 jubilee can we delete that video like get it the whole like the whole thing delete it now

00:18:19.120 oh my god but so funny like you know so a year years ago like when i was still working nine to

00:18:24.380 five i got called in to do a jubilee video like i i they asked for whatever i sent something in

00:18:31.060 they asked me to come and my sister went with me i skipped work that day to go went into the studio

00:18:35.920 and I really felt I was like damn this is crazy I'd never been on a set like that or anything

00:18:40.220 like that and I was like whoa this is crazy and then I do it and I forget it was like we were

00:18:46.800 looking at people's instagrams and then like just basically coming up with what kind of person we

00:18:52.860 thought they were okay like describing what kind of person they would be in their head and so they

00:18:58.080 showed me like a few profiles and then eventually like you meet the person like they bring up and

00:19:02.680 then we all meet and then we all talk about who we really are and see if we were right on our

00:19:06.220 assumptions and i thought it was supposed to be funny i did not think that it was like

00:19:11.280 this person looks kind like i wasn't oh you were like kind of reading them yeah yeah but like in

00:19:16.720 a funny way i wasn't yeah yeah no but like yeah like just like funny little i was like well i

00:19:21.320 figured like that's why we're here like it's personality driven right and i was cracking

00:19:26.180 them bitches up like they were all laughing at all the shit i was saying and i i remember one

00:19:29.780 of the things i said was someone i was looking at i was like they look like they love okay clearly

00:19:34.100 they love designer because they were like wearing designer in every picture and i was like but this

00:19:37.600 kind of designer it feels it feels very consignment it feels very it feels a little secondhand the

00:19:43.160 ones in palm springs yeah yeah yeah and they laughed really hard and i remember that guy

00:19:48.500 actually was really did not like me because he didn't like that joke because i guess he really

00:19:52.500 did shop there all the time i like actually like took it personally like hey i didn't know you were

00:19:56.660 at the outlets like yeah i mean hey i have not a clue i don't want to talk bad on your hobby

00:20:01.200 yeah but i i thought the goal was to make people laugh so i was like kind of reading them all i

00:20:06.120 was cracking them up they never used the footage like not once i hope it's gone forever because

00:20:10.000 i'm sure i'm just like deleted and then everyone my god she looks so much better in person yeah

00:20:15.480 that one i would get that one i'd be like you're right i do i don't photograph well right right

00:20:20.340 but i did do a lost archives of jubilee wow look at us we're two jubilee girls i know i

00:20:26.440 love kind of love that and i'm also reading here that you're a virgo i am a virgo yeah are you

00:20:30.720 really yes when's your birthday i'm august 25th oh i'm that's actually my anniversary

00:20:35.260 oh my god you're a baby

00:20:38.840 oh my god wait that's so cute yeah i love that for you guys okay fine okay wait that's my cousin's

00:20:49.480 birthday i'm like okay wait me yeah you're my cousin

00:20:53.360 that is so look at us two virgos that's why you're so fucking funny but i do have some fun

00:21:02.660 facts about you okay okay let's talk about it on here it says you have a tabby cat named chai

00:21:07.420 and another cat named miso yes which i did i did actually knew you had two cats when'd you get them

00:21:12.200 okay so chai i got her she's seven now so um before i lived out here i lived in boston

00:21:19.920 and literally like three days before i moved like out of my like parents house to boston i was like

00:21:26.280 i need a cat i don't know that's like probably the worst timing like why would i decide anyway

00:21:30.420 so i'm like all right i need a i need a companion you know what i mean for this yeah right so i was

00:21:36.940 you know on snapchat one day and a friend of mine posted a little kitten and i was like oh my god

00:21:41.720 who's cat he was like mine i'm like well where did you get this cat he was like my weed dealer i said

00:21:46.560 oh like are there more can i can i go like pick one up he was like a plug of multiple yeah right

00:21:53.040 so i was like well i need one like he was like yeah hit him up so literally it was like yeah

00:21:57.700 like a transaction of sorts where i would just was like hey i'm here for the cat he was like

00:22:01.980 all right yeah yeah and he like took me inside he took me inside um like literal trap house by the

00:22:07.480 way and so he's like yeah we just need to like find them i'm like oh they're like they're like

00:22:14.680 seven or eight weeks old they're like babies he's like they should be in here he's like they're

00:22:19.420 probably here somewhere so i'm like okay you think they would like be in like a contained space with

00:22:23.760 a mother or something i don't know so i'm like hey you know i'm not gonna tell you how to like

00:22:26.980 raise your cats whatever so i'm like okay so he like goes in like a completely different room i'm

00:22:32.420 just i'm in the kitchen at this point i'm standing in the kitchen and i see a cat walk out but it was

00:22:37.700 very it was the mom it was not one of the babies i was like okay well there's the mom i think

00:22:41.740 and then like two seconds later a little baby like starts meowing and walks out from behind

00:22:46.900 the fridge and I was like oh wait there's one in here I was like wait here's one and then they like

00:22:52.100 came back and they were like oh yeah you have that one I was like okay I was like I really

00:22:57.840 wanted a girl cat too because I grew up with boy cats and I was like I want a girl cat like you

00:23:01.480 know I wanted I need a daughter so I was just like oh is it a boy or a girl and then they picked her

00:23:06.200 up and they were like i think it's a girl i was just like okay sure easy works for me and um so

00:23:11.960 i took her home and she's been like literally the best she's like literally the best cat ever

00:23:16.300 and um she's such an angel yeah i can't say the same about another one though yeah i'm like i

00:23:20.980 can't really say it's no i'm kidding love him but he is he is a character he's just he's it's like

00:23:27.880 you get one and they're like the best like they don't do anything bad and then you're like i need

00:23:32.740 another one and then the second one is always just like the literal spawn of satan i'm just like

00:23:36.640 okay um he's so funny though he's just like so bizarre like all my friends are just like he's

00:23:42.100 just he's so fucking weird like he's just like in the corner like like he's just so strange and

00:23:48.560 i can't even like his mannerisms and just the stuff that he does he's just a weird little guy

00:23:53.200 and when he was younger he's kind of growing out of it now because he's probably like

00:23:56.060 two or three ish now um he was so bad he would get into everything like things that were like

00:24:01.740 unfathomable like that chai would never even think about like trying to bite or like ruining

00:24:07.540 i'm like what like it was honestly like respect the creativity bro like i really am like oh it

00:24:12.940 happens when you let men in the house yeah yes i know i'm like oh you've ruined everything

00:24:16.720 yeah so it's like a great thing going and like you're gonna come in here with this masculine

00:24:22.720 energy and i don't know like bro i don't know if you could stay here much longer but i love him

00:24:27.720 he's hilarious he is but he's just like yeah weird little guy how'd you get him just adopting from

00:24:32.240 another friend i'm not someone else's weed dealer i um i was just like looking around at um adoption

00:24:39.820 centers like around here because at this point this was when i was in la and uh i was just like

00:24:45.120 looking i went to like two or three different adoption centers and i was like okay you know

00:24:48.720 and then i went to this one last one i was like let me just try this one before i go home

00:24:52.220 and i wasn't like set on going home with a cat that day but i was like i mean i just want to

00:24:56.020 like see what they got you know wouldn't hurt and it was called like heaven on earth something like

00:25:01.620 that and uh they had they had a lot of cats and they were like oh we usually do by appointment

00:25:06.480 only but it was like kind of dead that day yeah so they're like it just come in like you know come

00:25:10.660 look around and they were like we just got these three guys in and they were they were babies um

00:25:15.600 not as small as chai was when i got her but still tiny and it was the three of them they were

00:25:20.460 brothers she was like yeah somebody just found them like on the street and brought them here

00:25:23.920 and you know we got them fixed and they're all good they're like ready to go and um immediately

00:25:28.000 at the three of them i was like oh he's really cute like i just was like drawn to him i was like

00:25:31.820 oh he's adorable yeah and so i was like holding him for a little bit and they were like oh you

00:25:35.220 want to like look around look at the other cats i'm like yeah so i do a little lap and then i was

00:25:38.780 like let me go i want to go back and look at that one again as i go back into that room there are

00:25:44.320 there's a couple of these two guys and they are like literally this is only like within 10 minutes

00:25:49.280 by the way like they're like signing the paperwork for i'm like like who are they taking who are

00:25:53.300 taking not him please and then they were taking the other two but not the one that not not my son

00:25:58.940 i was like wait no i was like wait no i i can't leave him here by himself now i was like no i

00:26:03.880 have to take him so it honestly it all worked out so perfectly they're like that one's fucking weird

00:26:08.320 they were like wait look at him he's fucking weird leave that one here literally i'm like i

00:26:14.540 guess it was the only one that i didn't see that like everyone else like could tell that he was a

00:26:18.120 fucking weirdo but me but i was like oh so yeah so i took him and yeah love that guy you know

00:26:23.560 what's funny i have two frenchies and the first one his name is squid and my other one's name is

00:26:28.100 tuna oh yeah so and squid was my first baby that we got my my man got him for me for like our

00:26:34.760 anniversary because i when we moved into a new home i really wanted an animal especially working

00:26:39.640 from home all the time and he was working still as a trainer at the time so i was always by myself

00:26:44.200 at home and i was like this sucks it's so sad in this fucking house like nothing to do yeah i was

00:26:49.620 like not my man i need something else yeah yeah i need i need an animal so he adopted um our

00:26:56.060 frenchie squid but he got him from a friend and that that well i use the term friend loosely yeah

00:27:02.560 he knew him okay um but he with that guy's also on on drugs so okay look at that some of the best

00:27:08.540 animals come from just like maybe not so weird yeah like maybe just like just some not so great

00:27:14.360 circumstances yeah i adopted when we got him um after he got older we were like he actually got

00:27:21.440 super super energetic because like frenchies have so much energy yeah they do and so i always say

00:27:26.460 frenchies if you have a lot of time and money they're great dogs oh awesome yeah no literally

00:27:31.280 if you don't have time or money don't get them please do not yeah my best friend has one too

00:27:35.720 and that's like agreed yeah and they work better in duos because they have so much energy so i was

00:27:41.520 like i need to get him a friend because the window is closing to where i become that person with that

00:27:47.020 dog that's like too much because he's always the best boy like he's so sweet he never barks he

00:27:52.740 never attacks he just has too much energy he just like can't even contain it and they can't even

00:27:57.680 help it too it's so funny or like like oh my god literally when i go to my friend's house i'm like

00:28:01.840 her frenchie like you would think that i am like jesus christ standing right in front of her that's

00:28:05.500 how excited she gets just to see somebody that's like not her mom like it's just i'm like oh my

00:28:10.640 god oh my god i know just for no reason like every single time no reason and i love it though but

00:28:15.980 yeah they do have a lot of energy they have so he has so much and i we even got him trained like

00:28:19.980 we trained him we trained him up to a certain point and then he stopped listening to me he's

00:28:23.880 like getting parent deaf he's like wait i actually don't have to do any shit like he just realized

00:28:28.540 i'm actually realizing i never have to listen he like became self-aware in that moment he's like

00:28:31.840 fuck and it's funny because at one point my mom was dog sitting for me and my mom goes i think

00:28:37.140 he's deaf and i go really and she goes yeah because and i go oh no girl he just doesn't

00:28:41.820 listen he just don't give a fuck like he literally that's him ignoring you yeah he really just

00:28:45.140 doesn't care which is ironic because when we got a new one my my like when we fostered the other

00:28:50.520 one it's because he was being rehomed because his owner got a new job and he was like i'm too busy i

00:28:55.260 can't watch him um and he's completely deaf oh really yeah which we wasn't on the application

00:29:02.340 didn't know that he did not tell me that till i was in person oh but i remember when i looked at

00:29:07.100 the pictures i was like some something about this dog is speaking to me even though the pictures

00:29:12.320 were awful because they were taken by a single man yeah you know men don't know how to take

00:29:17.020 yeah no but especially not a dog yeah like the the pictures were like a hundred yards away

00:29:22.380 yeah they were like horrible angles like blurry really i was like and i was showing those profile

00:29:27.920 pictures like i was like look at i'm gonna go see this dog today and my whole family was like

00:29:31.140 okay oh even my man was like are you sure and i was like let's just go see in person he's way

00:29:37.940 cuter in person that's one we could say you look way better you're like oh no he looked way oh my

00:29:42.040 god he looks way better first i'm gonna write a comment yeah you look so much better yeah you're

00:29:47.800 like oh well then it turns out he is my son right because we're both thuggos on the internet but

00:29:51.940 really good looking in person apparently oh my god but then when we talked to him about it he was

00:29:56.600 like also i think he might be deaf i go thank thank and he was like well yeah i just haven't

00:30:02.300 gotten gotten him tested because i guess the hearing test is like four hundred dollars and

00:30:06.580 the answer is just yes or no it's just like yeah you're no he can't hear shit yeah i mean okay

00:30:12.480 thanks and he's like i kind of didn't want to pay for it and i was like i don't blame you that is

00:30:15.840 real that's real yeah and i was because it's not affecting his quality of life at all like he can

00:30:20.240 still run and walk and everything normally so when i fostered him i took him to my vet to like

00:30:25.320 have him like checked out and stuff and i said the same thing i'm like they said he they think

00:30:29.120 he might be deaf and then his doctor was like all right and then he was like can you hold this and

00:30:34.880 he gave me this big giant tin of like treats and i was like yeah and he goes he turned my dog around

00:30:40.960 then he goes just drop it on the ground and so i did and he didn't flinch not even a little and my

00:30:45.960 other dog was in the room and was immediately like and then we heard barking back there and

00:30:49.320 he goes yeah he's deaf and i go imagine that was the test it was four hundred dollars literally

00:30:53.920 no that's genuinely like they're like all right we'll be right back with him they take him back

00:30:57.380 yeah they do they're like all right drop it yeah like literally that's exactly all right yeah it's

00:31:00.740 gonna be four hundred dollars yeah they dig him back and they just scream in his ear yeah he's

00:31:05.240 deaf all right no that's honestly like the easiest way to do what i mean so i mean and now i know for

00:31:12.440 sure which is funny because recently i took him to the hospital because he was not feeling well

00:31:17.680 and i was panicking and when i took him i was like i just have to tell you guys he is deaf so like and

00:31:22.660 they were like oh good to know and when they brought him back out to me he's fine he ate he

00:31:27.300 ate a fucking berry from the backyard and oh no spit it out of his butt the other day oh no he's

00:31:32.400 healed now okay he's good yeah charged me a fuck ton of money but yeah he's good now hey thank god

00:31:37.760 yeah a couple racks thank god thanks yeah no more berries for you yeah and uh when he came out you

00:31:44.320 would have thought my dogs love the vet because they go and they get a lot of attention and treats

00:31:48.760 so when she walked him out it was like he was on a victory tour like he was just stopping at every

00:31:53.540 nurse like yeah yeah literally like hey stops at every nurse they're all bye tuna bye on his way

00:32:00.600 like he's like literally like okay but so i get it having two one bad one good yeah i feel that

00:32:07.200 honestly uh it says on here that you rose to fame for twitch streams and youtube videos playing

00:32:12.040 tons of video games from roblox to dress to impress to horror games yeah yeah you are a

00:32:17.020 gamer girl yes yes very much gamer girl um like okay roblox as far as just like literal mindless

00:32:25.140 like just so stupid but like so much fun like when you you don't even have to like use your

00:32:30.180 brain to play like it's so much fun i've never played roblox oh my god you gotta get on there

00:32:34.000 dress you dress to impress is a good place to start i do love just so fun yeah i'm like so fun

00:32:39.400 lovely good dress to impress but um yeah other than that there's just like all these little

00:32:43.180 like lobbies people are like talking to each other and stuff and there's there's like a there's one

00:32:47.800 called cake off it's like the cake version of dress to impress we have to like make a cake in

00:32:51.720 like five minutes and it's like there's themes i'm like gatorade the official fuel of the canadian

00:32:57.140 men's national team because when it matters most the best trust gatorade with electrolytes to help

00:33:04.280 you replenish what's lost in sweat carbs to help fuel your working muscles and fluids to help you

00:33:11.760 hydrate scientifically formulated so you never stop competing rehydrate replenish refuel gatorade

00:33:20.460 is it in you can put in the icing on and like i love that but um i also really like storyline

00:33:28.320 games because i'm not really like a movie person and i i hate that i'm not because i i feel left

00:33:34.740 out all the time like everyone's like oh my god did you see i'm like no like i haven't too i never

00:33:39.480 watch i'm like yeah i really haven't seen like even like old stuff that everyone's seen i'm like

00:33:44.500 never found the time to do that one so i don't know like um and i don't care too yeah and that's

00:33:50.940 really it like some super famous movies like godfather i'm like i'm like yeah no literally

00:33:56.340 same i'm like uh i yeah i mean i kind of like i believe you yeah i believe yeah i bet it's good

00:34:03.320 i bet there's a lot of guys in it some people shooting guns i don't know sounds good yeah yeah

00:34:08.160 so that's kind of yeah i'm like the same thing so i would rather just storyline yeah i'd rather

00:34:12.940 play because i'm like okay it's like gives me something to do um also probably like some sort

00:34:17.560 of undiagnosed adhd going on or something where i'm just like i feel like i need to be like doing

00:34:21.460 something constantly but i love a good storyline game because um yeah you're like you're like i

00:34:26.100 feel like you're in it i'm like this is fun i love that and like horror games too that's like

00:34:29.480 only more recently did i start to get into horror games because fun fact when i was younger i was

00:34:34.060 like petrified of anything like horror horror movies like so me me too i was like it was also

00:34:41.460 just I grew up in a Catholic household and it was more of like the like the fear of God like

00:34:46.500 instilled in you and I'm like oh my god he's watching me like all the time I just was like

00:34:50.860 super scared of just like anything like surrounding like just anything that would be typically like

00:34:56.640 evil or scary I was like oh no no no oh fuck no like my friends actually when I was in middle

00:35:02.400 school or whenever the movie came out I'm pretty sure it was like middle school or early high

00:35:05.940 school whenever um insidious came out oh yes um i had literally never seen a scary movie like in

00:35:11.180 my life and my friends convinced me we were at the because like the movie theater like inside of the

00:35:15.860 mall like kind of a thing when you're all hanging out yeah they were like let's go see a movie i'm

00:35:19.620 like okay yeah so we're like looking at like the posters whatever they're like let's go see this

00:35:23.220 one insidious i'm like what is that like what are they what's it about they're like oh it's just

00:35:27.280 it's like about a boy and his family and i'm like oh and i'm like looking at the poster it's like

00:35:31.980 literally it was like a house and like a creepy boy like and i'm like he looks kind of fucking

00:35:35.760 weird i don't know i was like okay yeah let's go whatever so we like go see the movie right and um

00:35:41.620 literally within the first like 10 minutes i'm like there's like so like a warning where it's

00:35:46.080 just like this movie is like causing like paranormal or just something like where they

00:35:50.320 try to freak you out in the beginning with like the the text or whatever i was like wait guys

00:35:54.880 wait i was like wait no no i didn't sign up for this and i was like literally crying the entire

00:36:00.060 time and they were they thought it was hilarious i'm like that's still to this day traumatic for me

00:36:04.600 but um yeah now i'm like i i love i don't know what happened but i'm like i love horror games

00:36:09.720 now i think they're so much fun yeah i don't maybe it's a virgo thing i was the same way i was

00:36:13.540 very afraid of everything scary and i didn't really like anything like i didn't want to pursue

00:36:18.700 it at the same time yeah uh i think like as i got older i sometimes would get tricked into it or my

00:36:26.120 friends would be like we're just gonna put it on and then yeah and then everyone would fall asleep

00:36:29.440 i'd be the only one watching you're like biting your nails like yeah for real i remember when i

00:36:34.200 saw hereditary when that came out in theaters i saw it in theaters but that's my stupid sister's

00:36:39.720 fault because she was like we should go watch this movie together it's supposed to be really

00:36:42.600 good i was like well is it scary scary or is it just like whatever scary she's like no it's like

00:36:48.100 a thriller yeah she's like it's a 24 yeah she's like no it's like a thriller i was so fucked up

00:36:55.040 over that movie that okay no it's like stayed with me yeah i actually was just talking about

00:36:59.540 that movie recently with some of my friends because they were like doing like a rerun of it

00:37:03.200 yeah um at some theater and they went to go see it and they were like that movie is like

00:37:06.760 fucked up i was like yeah it really is you see uh midsmar have you seen that one i've never seen

00:37:11.500 that okay that will fuck you up a little bit yeah because after i watched hereditary i know

00:37:15.180 midsummer came out right after that and when that came out my sister was like oh i think i'm gonna

00:37:19.140 go see i was like you were like you in those movies i'm not listening to fuck you i'm not

00:37:22.800 listening to you that's how i yeah i'm like because i the thing with like the 824 i'm like

00:37:25.920 there's some of them that are like quirky q and then when they like then they go down the road

00:37:29.260 where i'm like okay it's like the point of no return like i'm not no no no this is like this

00:37:33.340 is dark sided this is dark side yeah that was one of those that i had to watch like a bunch of happy

00:37:37.700 stuff when i got home to like cleanse my brain like the baby fucking fruit sensory video like

00:37:42.080 you're just like i can't miss rachel yeah i'm gonna ask her to help me okay it says right here

00:37:47.500 that last year you'd been thinking of quitting your job as a dancer and then got a video that

00:37:51.540 the club she worked you worked out was burning down you're all the universe works in a serious

00:37:57.160 rest in peace actually that was like genuinely probably one of the craziest things ever

00:38:02.440 because that's like literally not like that's not made up like the club burned down like burnt to

00:38:07.960 the ground so basically yeah so i was like kind of like oh yeah no you're fine oh my god i know

00:38:15.000 huh two o'clock on the money for real crime crime crime time

00:38:20.580 yeah so i was kind of like one foot in one foot out with like the streaming because i was like

00:38:28.940 you know it was cute and i was making a little bit of money but not enough for me to be like

00:38:32.300 done dancing hanging up the boots but um i was you know trying to get to that point but

00:38:36.420 i wasn't like i was just kind of scared to like fully commit so i was working but i was

00:38:40.680 not working as much as I was at one point and I was just like oh man I don't know like I've been

00:38:46.300 dancing for like six years at this point so I was kind of like eh you know kind of like ready to be

00:38:51.860 done with it yeah and I literally call my my best friend at the club I'm like yeah are you gonna go

00:38:57.100 to work tonight I think I'm gonna go tonight it's probably like noon like I'd like just woke up not

00:39:00.640 that long ago I'm like are you gonna work tonight she's like no you haven't heard I was like heard

00:39:05.140 what she's like the club burned down i'm like wait what do you mean like and we would always

00:39:10.780 the funniest thing we would always joke like we would literally be like we're gonna fucking like

00:39:14.080 fuck this place let's just set it on fire like as a joke like we would that was like a little

00:39:17.380 like running shit that we had like yeah we're gonna burn this fucking place down yeah i'm like

00:39:20.440 wait which one of you bitches did it for real like so um yeah so she's sending me videos on

00:39:25.900 instagram of people like recording like there's like it's on like news like out you know like

00:39:30.340 little outlet videos of the club legitimately on fire and i'm like oh and it was in this like um

00:39:36.320 almost like a strip mall kind of a thing which is also like funny for a strip club to just it's

00:39:40.800 like you know the subway fucking taco spot strip club like it's yeah i kind of love that though

00:39:45.280 but the whole like all of the businesses like burnt down to the ground so it wasn't like just

00:39:50.640 the club which was like unfortunate for like others other people's businesses and stuff but

00:39:54.240 um yeah so i was joking and like oh my god i bet you somebody some's like crazy ex-boyfriend or

00:39:59.420 something and like that actually genuinely ended up being what happened so apparently some this

00:40:04.220 girl that worked there her ex or her man or something he went there at like five in the

00:40:08.820 morning was closed um and threw a molotov in there yeah that's crazy the whole thing down

00:40:15.180 yeah burned like gone and so i was like oh well definitely not gonna go to work tonight um oh so

00:40:20.860 no work tonight yeah oh so i'm just like literally just like ashes around me i'm just like the pole

00:40:25.200 still with the pole like survive like literally i'm just like come on guys like imagine if the

00:40:29.540 still was up i bet they still be like you guys can still dance oh it's actually like the strip

00:40:35.360 club doesn't close for anything when i first started working and i was dancing in boston

00:40:40.420 oh my god they only closed on weirdly enough fourth of july okay and then the guys who frequent

00:40:48.320 the strip club love that yeah no literally and the owners it's just like every white guy ever so i'm

00:40:53.060 like, okay, I guess. Didn't close for Christmas, like any other big holiday. They closed for 4th

00:40:58.260 of July. And then they would do, there was a party once a year, like a holiday party. And they would

00:41:02.780 close that night for the holiday party. That was it, right? Nothing else. So, and there was like

00:41:08.560 really bad snowstorms in Boston too. And the way that that club worked is you were on like a

00:41:13.020 schedule. You would pick the days that you'd want to go like two weeks before, and you would have

00:41:17.160 to like commit to that schedule. And if you couldn't get somebody to cover your shift, you

00:41:21.960 would have to like have another girl cover your shift and what we would do this is actually so

00:41:26.140 bizarre because like that was my first club that I ever worked at so I didn't know that other clubs

00:41:30.180 like weren't run this way most clubs like could give two fucks if you show up or not like regardless

00:41:34.680 there's gonna be girls that'll come work and like it's fine um but the like if you didn't get someone

00:41:40.400 to cover your shift that you would get like in trouble so we would like offer money like a hundred

00:41:44.540 dollars take my shift so I'm like why am I paying somebody to like to not work like yeah so like

00:41:50.660 you know people would like have to take other girls shifts and you know and then if somebody

00:41:53.920 wouldn't do it they'd be like all right two hundred dollars somebody would go up that's how

00:41:58.580 bad i don't want to work yeah the bits would go up it was just very bizarre so i remember the

00:42:02.760 new year's day um the club was open and this is when i was kind of like a newbie so they were

00:42:07.500 like you have to work new year's day because nobody else wants to i was like okay fine so

00:42:11.140 it was me and like six other girls yeah and it was such a bad snowstorm it was freezing the heat

00:42:16.540 goes out at the club okay i'm not even joking the top of the pole was like frosted that's how cold

00:42:22.700 it was in there and we're literally in fucking lingerie just like freezing our asses off to the

00:42:29.200 point where there was like three customers but our boss was like you guys could like wear your

00:42:32.340 coats if you want i'm like hey what's the point i'm like hey so i'm in a north face and stripper

00:42:37.280 heels right now like what the fuck this looks insane and he like literally we were like walking

00:42:41.340 around in like full-blown winter coats and heels and i'm wearing a pea coat and i look like a like

00:42:47.900 a flasher literally i'm just like like it was so i'm like this is just hey let's close they like

00:42:54.320 send somebody to like walmart to go get space heaters i'm like how about we just wrap it up

00:42:58.460 yeah like there's three people here didn't do this yeah i'm like crazy idea but let's just go

00:43:04.960 the fuck home but it's so bizarre i'm like what the hell like and you're not even missing out on

00:43:09.280 money because there's like there's nobody here yeah it's so dead regardless yeah it was so so

00:43:14.080 weird that's so funny i they don't close for anything my first and last time going to a strip

00:43:18.960 club well i will say that wasn't my first first time but it was my first time like really having

00:43:23.680 a strip club experience it was in vegas and it was like god bless you right out there crazy oh girl

00:43:29.940 and it was like a two-story one so it was like girls were on the bottom men were on the top and

00:43:34.780 like the energy with the girls on the bottom was so weird and creepy like it was a bunch of men

00:43:41.580 obviously it was like a friday night so it's pretty packed but it's just so quiet like the

00:43:46.920 way they were watching was just so like it's very menacing yeah it feels very like uh batman

00:43:53.160 villain energy yeah and they all looked like the penguin so there's that too like all the men in

00:43:58.720 they literally look like crawled out of their mom's basement so sorry about that yeah it's very

00:44:04.460 true the dancers were stunning and gorgeous and so talented but it's just the men watching it

00:44:09.560 they're just like literally like shriveled up and they just watch yeah yeah and there's just like

00:44:13.420 nothing weirder to me than going and getting bricked up with your homies and then separating

00:44:17.480 like what's the point but you want to know what's even worse is when they go this this is also a

00:44:21.740 phenomenon too they go get bricked up together and then they're like well you know i can't leave him

00:44:26.080 no i can't like they're like they don't want to like go like leave him to go do a private dance

00:44:30.040 they're like what is are you gonna be good like are you gonna be good if i go it's fine like it's

00:44:35.300 five minutes tops you guys are fine you'll be totally fine he could like he'll be able to

00:44:39.780 navigate without himself like without you he's okay like so bizarre that's also like another

00:44:44.560 phenomenon usually it's when guys come in like groups of like three or more yeah it's like yeah

00:44:49.660 that's kind of how it is but also too when it's just two guys coming together i'm like oh so you

00:44:53.740 guys want to kiss each other like oh like oh okay so you guys want to get a double kiss yeah i'm

00:44:58.360 like okay that's cute like let's do it like fuck it there's something so weird about it yeah and i

00:45:04.640 went upstairs to the where the male dancers are and when i was up there like the energy's way

00:45:09.500 more fun oh yeah women are fun and women are having fun but like male strip like i described

00:45:15.780 my experience in a male strip club as like a haunted house just around every corner

00:45:20.020 and just like nothing but fear and dread following me the whole time i feel like i'm being chased

00:45:25.860 god literally that i've actually never been to a male strip club it's awful i don't recommend it

00:45:30.760 in fact well i do recommend it if you take a really good group of friends and you're just

00:45:34.540 trying to have a good ass yeah like but i remember my my mom was there and she of course she was and

00:45:40.400 she got she like paid for like a dance for me because it was my 21st birthday weekend and like

00:45:48.180 i it was like on the stage like so like they like bring you up there yeah and it's just all the

00:45:54.540 worst things like i do love attention not that yeah no i know okay so what do they make you do

00:45:59.440 oh well they just had me sit on the chair at first and they brought me up on stage and it was like

00:46:03.500 this big ass white dude which i will say every other male stripper in there was really short

00:46:08.580 like because i'm tall i'm a tall thick girl so i'm i'm six feet tall every stripper in there was

00:46:13.260 probably like five eight yeah you were like come on bring me some some meat yeah yeah i knew like

00:46:17.920 i like a little something yeah right like come on everyone was so small and i remember a lot of

00:46:23.060 their chests were shaved too and the only reason i knew that is because they kept rubbing on me

00:46:26.780 and it was giving me like rug burn yeah like the oh god yeah hey hey hey queen yeah i was like

00:46:32.120 you're giving me like hey razor burn yeah and i remember when i went on the stage i was like this

00:46:37.720 is the worst thing that's ever happened to me because i went up but the dude was like six five

00:46:42.120 like which i thought was unheard of for a stripper i was like a tall beefy white dude like good

00:46:47.620 looking dude too he came up and he was dancing to you guessed it work from home by fifth harmony

00:46:53.660 okay now that's awful for another reason now every time i hear it that's what i think it's just like

00:46:58.600 the ptsd yeah i just go back to this night like i'm like and like he's dressed as a construction

00:47:03.580 worker given the theme and he's kind of just dancing around me at first and it's all gyrating

00:47:08.660 and and grinding on me whatever yeah at one point though he like obviously like if i'm sitting like

00:47:13.200 this he's like over my shit right and because he's so tall his dicks in my face in your mouth

00:47:18.240 which i'm like it's rubbing my nose like this you know i'm being nudged by it

00:47:24.700 like my lashes are so big at the time they're they're brushing it

00:47:30.940 that's the type of shit i was on at the time and then i remember at one point he was like

00:47:37.020 first of all while he's doing this everyone's cheering he's like making normal conversation

00:47:41.600 with me and he's like where are you from that's interesting yeah yeah yeah often yeah yeah

00:47:47.240 he's like actually trying to get to know me like he was like what are you studying what do you hope

00:47:54.740 to do with that hey buddy now's not the time yeah like and then at one point he goes this is the

00:47:59.800 worst part of the whole night but he goes he's like stand up and he like grabs my hands makes

00:48:04.400 me stand up and i'm in like a slutty little dress and heels right as you should and then he's like

00:48:09.460 dancing turns around he like bends over he's like dancing whatever i was like oh i'm doing the

00:48:13.340 bending okay oh right oh this is new yeah you're like oh i might be into this like awaken something

00:48:22.140 and you're like wait a second actually and when he like he's like doing all that then he turns

00:48:26.680 around and he looks at me and then he said he said are you afraid of heights or something like

00:48:31.920 that i think it was supposed to be a joke and i go no not not particularly and then he bends down

00:48:38.520 grabs me around both legs stands back up twists me like the arms of a clock bitch i when i tell

00:48:46.020 you i'm upside down upside down my legs like this like face like and as and listen as a big girl

00:48:52.740 the fear i feel being picked up like yeah yeah like where the last thing i need is for you to

00:48:58.920 try and be like you know what i mean if i hear that i'm gonna mad if i hear one grunt oh my god

00:49:03.660 if you even struggle a little bit you better not strain yourself yeah no you're not gonna

00:49:08.640 embarrass me on my birthday on my birthday of all days like he flips me around and then he's like

00:49:16.560 holding like at this point we're like 69ing yeah he's holding me and he's like and the worst part

00:49:23.400 is he's holding me like this and he starts going like this like why would you do that

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00:49:59.480 to me of all people you would really like i'm literally sweating like reliving it

00:50:05.960 i'm sweating reliving it because i'm so mad at the shaky and then i'm panning imagining your

00:50:11.020 head dangling like what's going on like everything you see is upside down like everyone in the

00:50:17.680 crowd's upside down yeah and i'm looking between his legs at everyone else going and i at one point

00:50:23.380 when he he spun around while he's still holding me in the 69 position he spun around and then at

00:50:29.700 that point he was facing the other way and then through his legs i could see my sister and my mom

00:50:34.480 and both of them laughing and then my sister said that's the funniest thing i've ever seen

00:50:41.140 in my entire life like she was like that's like a core memory for her now oh my see the core

00:50:46.640 memory the little ball and inside out it's like yellow for her and for me it's it's fucking red

00:50:51.100 blue sadness yeah oh my god it's literally fear wow okay well now if if i was like not convinced

00:51:00.740 enough to never go to a male strip club now i definitely am i know because now when i see the

00:51:05.000 magic mike experience and stuff i'm curious to know if it's similar horror to that yeah

00:51:09.500 i'm not trying to find out you're like it's so it's so funny too how different like the male

00:51:15.820 versus like women like it's two completely different like industries and worlds and like

00:51:20.680 you said it's literally just like the hermit guys like just like punched over and like you know what

00:51:24.640 i mean i mean not all the time like that's also another thing too a lot of times when guys will

00:51:28.740 come in and they're like a decently like they look okay you know what i mean it's like you're

00:51:32.820 just like a normal fucking looking guy yeah they're like you probably don't get to dance

00:51:36.100 with guys that look like me all the time do you probably like make your day a little bit better

00:51:39.940 i'm like oh shut the fuck up i'm just like girl i don't give a fuck literally who is in this chair

00:51:45.400 right now like please don't really look at faces yeah i'm like actually i'm not here i'm not looking

00:51:50.980 for love like i'm not really i mean like this yeah bro i'm at work right now like it's really

00:51:55.100 not that serious i know one of my friends uh i have a few friends who have danced before and

00:51:59.700 they've told me like one of the most annoying ones they would get would be like i could take

00:52:03.720 you away from all this yeah oh yeah let me take you away let me save literally like oh girl like

00:52:08.700 yeah come with me you don't have to do this anymore like yeah one that kills me too it's

00:52:12.680 also just like you're too pretty to do this bitch that's why i'm here what the hell are you talking

00:52:17.580 about that's the whole job that's the whole that's literally i'm like so you're telling me

00:52:20.940 you paid the cover fee because you wanted to come in here and see ugly bitches like

00:52:24.200 what do you mean by that like like bro stop acting like for real oh my god yeah knock it off yeah but

00:52:30.540 that's like honestly i feel like i'm kind of like having a full circle moment now where now that i'm

00:52:36.240 like okay doing my little content and shit and like making a little coin i'm like okay i want

00:52:39.820 to go to the club and and be that i'd be like baby i could take you out here for real girl actually

00:52:44.140 i could take you away from all like i just want to cosplay that like just i just need to feel

00:52:48.580 what that's like to be on the other end you know what i mean yeah to play a big baller

00:52:52.700 it says that you had a podcast called vacancy at vanillas you have one currently and you said

00:52:59.180 you want to revisit it yeah so i like took a little bit of a break i've been on a break for

00:53:03.840 for from the podcast sorry i've been on a break from the podcast for a few months because uh

00:53:08.660 i wanted to kind of huh oh the fucking sirens it's always two two like not two o'clock but i

00:53:17.320 mean two rounds of driving there and back it's crime time

00:53:25.660 um yeah so i i'm taking a little bit break from it for uh right now but uh i want to

00:53:34.140 possibly revisit it i think it's fun like don't get me wrong i love the podcast because it's just

00:53:39.280 like a little yap session like yeah by myself yeah um but i've been trying to do like yeah

00:53:44.940 more vlogs and stuff lately but the podcast is is really fun because yeah i literally just feel

00:53:49.260 like i'm just like on facetime with somebody like i'm sitting there kind of just like i've had my

00:53:53.000 friend rachel on like a few episodes but other than that it's usually just me just like in my

00:53:56.380 room just fucking yapping for an hour and love it it's so much fun that's a skill in and of itself

00:54:00.800 yeah i tell people all the time i think you've got it in spades like being able to being able

00:54:04.480 to especially twitching because like that's live but uh talking like being able to talk to yourself

00:54:10.020 and no one else for that long is like a skill i think a lot of people don't realize it's very

00:54:14.860 difficult yeah people like you and i have it naturally where we're just annoying i'm like i'm

00:54:20.020 literally i'm just that annoying like i can talk that i could go on forever honestly if you don't

00:54:24.580 stop me it won't end like it really yeah yeah i joke with my uh because my fiancee like is the

00:54:30.920 complete opposite of that like so i i just talk at him a lot like i'll just tell him all kinds of

00:54:35.500 things and he just listens to me and like sometimes i'll be talking for like 40 minutes straight and

00:54:41.380 i'll start like i wanted to tell him something i saw on instagram and i'll end talking about like

00:54:46.460 the chinese imperial army and i'm like how did i get here he's just sitting he's just listening

00:54:50.160 the whole time yeah he's like okay and then as soon as i get to the end i'm like anyways what

00:54:55.260 was i saying yeah he goes you told me you saw something on instagram and i go oh right oh yeah

00:54:59.540 those two broke up yeah can you believe it like that was it that was the whole story that was all

00:55:03.900 you had to say really though like no yeah i i feel that i kind of get like a little carried away even

00:55:08.140 on twitch sometimes they'll like ask me a question and i'll start answering the question and then

00:55:11.920 like completely like and they're like well you never answered the first question always like

00:55:16.600 constantly and that's the thing too like with the podcast i um everyone's always just like so as far

00:55:21.620 as like the editing like you know you have to like edit it i'm like oh no i purposely like try to talk

00:55:26.660 for the hour straight so that there's very minimal editing like i don't really there's not a lot of

00:55:30.820 cuts i'm like i just try to keep it fucking going i'm like i don't like to edit more than i have to

00:55:35.660 i'm like let's just keep it rolling yeah i know so i'm like so it's usually just the uninterrupted

00:55:40.980 full hour um just stream of consciousness yeah yeah exactly but that's a skill it's fucking hard

00:55:46.980 sometimes when people ask me like oh i want to start a podcast or i want to start this like

00:55:51.240 what do i need to buy what do i need to do advice or yeah and i always tell them i'm like

00:55:55.820 don't buy anything don't don't even think about don't think about names don't think about any of

00:55:59.960 that just set up your phone and record yourself talking for 40 minutes like pick one thing to

00:56:05.820 start about and then just see if you can do it and just go no literally before you even like

00:56:09.380 buy this yeah the sony yeah exactly yeah exactly and that's the thing too at the end of the day

00:56:14.900 too it's like even with like twitch and stuff like people will ask me like oh like what kind

00:56:18.740 of like you know what's what stuff do i need like as far as like the computers and the lights and

00:56:22.640 i'm like my bill my like little setup is so bare bones it's so like low budget i'm just like it's

00:56:29.120 just it's whatever like barely just works but yeah it's more about like the content that you

00:56:34.780 as a person can like produce like it's at the end of the day they're like they're there to watch you

00:56:38.700 you know what i mean like some people's favorite streamers literally stream off of like a 30

00:56:42.080 fucking webcam that like sucks but they love the the person behind the camera exactly you know what

00:56:47.440 i mean so like absolutely yeah so it doesn't always have to be like this you know yeah like

00:56:51.000 people are like oh wow i don't have like all this hype i'm like girl just see if you could

00:56:54.400 fucking do it first you know what i mean like just try it at least before you go yeah i'm a huge

00:56:58.860 proponent of using whatever it is you have yeah like it's funny you say that too because like i

00:57:03.200 film all of my videos i would say 99 of my tiktoks in tiktok really yeah i film them in app yeah i've

00:57:11.200 been doing that since i started making videos i'll even edit in tiktok no literally so they've made

00:57:16.660 it it's like so much easier too because they got the sound effect yeah everything i'm like wait

00:57:20.860 i really don't need much else yeah and i'll i'll do anything on my phone if i could buy a home on

00:57:25.360 my phone i would like literally all on my phone i have like a million and one tabs open because

00:57:30.600 i'm just constantly doing shit on my phone but i tell people all the time i was like i record shit

00:57:34.300 on my iphone all the time no you're so me because i this is actually really funny i had never like

00:57:39.140 growing up like we just had like the family computer i never really like had a laptop or

00:57:43.100 anything so and i didn't go to college so i'm like i never fucking needed one honestly i'm like

00:57:48.400 high school was never i'm like cool okay yeah yeah into the strip club but like i genuinely i never

00:57:54.380 really needed like a laptop or anything so i never had one yeah and um i had got one for the first

00:57:59.960 time in like probably like 2021 and i was just like okay like laptop time like like i just want

00:58:05.340 to be like grown and sexy i don't know i bought it never fucking touched it never touched it

00:58:09.220 sold it because i'm like i don't even use this thing and then like when i started when i actually

00:58:13.100 started the podcast i'm like okay maybe i actually need but yeah but like i still to this day i'm

00:58:17.940 like i do everything on my phone i'm like i still i'm like do like i use the laptop sometimes but

00:58:21.700 i'm like i love i just love my little phone like easy it's so easy yeah we were uh when i i think

00:58:27.400 i forget where we were oh we were when my sister we threw something for her when she turned 30

00:58:31.180 and uh me and my friends were at the house and it was funny because like a lot of our friends

00:58:35.860 were all in the same industry so like we all do the same shit and so like the first day we were

00:58:39.180 there a lot of us had like brand deals and shit to do and like work so we were all working everyone

00:58:43.860 was working on their laptops i was working on my phone and so i i have the cord headphones still

00:58:48.700 too i always carry them with me and i was editing a brand deal on my phone in tiktok and i was like

00:58:54.660 i because my vision is so bad i was literally like i had it this close and i was going like this and

00:58:58.660 i was doing it and my friend took a picture of me she goes what the fuck are you doing because i was

00:59:03.020 just like this close with the headphones yeah and i was a smile in the picture i'm smiling because

00:59:07.760 i'm watching myself you're watching no i'm laughing at myself oh my god and people will

00:59:14.060 always be like i think it's so funny how you find yourself so funny like like they'll clip me and

00:59:18.860 i'll watch it back and i laugh as if it wasn't me that just did that 10 fucking minutes ago i'm like

00:59:23.760 that was hilarious they're like bro it's you i'm like so what it's still funny like

00:59:29.680 no anyone else you'd be laughing too yeah right i'm like i don't care i watch my own shit back

00:59:34.900 i'm like still got it my man my man told me this the other day he was like i hate when i'm watching

00:59:42.760 your videos where i'm like making fun of someone or i'm just making jokes and i can tell when you

00:59:47.500 make yourself laugh really hard like there are points where you can tell like my eyes light up

00:59:51.980 genuinely like i surprised myself yeah yeah oh my god you're like that way that was good yes oh my

00:59:59.260 god you're like proud of that one that's funny as hell okay i have uh one last one it says that

01:00:04.660 obviously recently you went viral for a blind unboxing and you famously have had some bad luck

01:00:09.480 opening the ones you specifically didn't want so we brought some here today so we can open them

01:00:15.000 together miss carrie oh my god can i have the blind box please i got you some so we can open

01:00:21.520 them on camera together wait stop i'm so excited oh my god it's christmas oh yeah so fun i know

01:00:28.120 you like the skull candy ones yes so carrie went and got them for me but i i don't know what kind

01:00:33.160 they are but like i don't have this oh this is the new series oh new series alert shout out pop

01:00:39.440 mart wait yeah so i i specifically was like i gotta open one with her on camera obviously we

01:00:45.020 have to open together okay well you have to famously say which ones you really want which

01:00:48.640 ones you don't which one you really don't want yeah yeah yeah okay let's see you go first i'll

01:00:54.580 look okay you're more experienced than me honestly okay unlike the christmas tree these ones are

01:01:00.860 actually all really fucking cute okay i am really gonna be happy with this one the gonta this pink

01:01:08.380 one or this one in the middle the skeleton okay one i don't want really not fucking with the

01:01:16.860 puppetry really not rocking with her yeah and then the carousel lanterns also kind of fucking

01:01:23.000 lame so yeah i agree i was okay i really would love i would love the gonta too yeah i like this

01:01:30.200 uh hill sensor one that's pretty sick oh yeah oh that's pretty yeah but i was thinking the same

01:01:35.840 thing of the first of all pan flute lame yeah lame and then the pricket what even is that yeah

01:01:42.400 pan flute's like upside down like girl what are you doing girl what are you doing get it right

01:01:45.520 okay so now we know let's open them up i i think they have a little tab also what kills me too in

01:01:52.380 my most recent one where i bought like the giant like 300 like the sanrio yeah yeah yeah and at

01:01:57.820 the end i'm like thank you pop mart and they're like you're thanking them like you didn't just

01:02:00.820 pay for that shit thank you for taking my money pop mart i appreciate it yeah literally i'm like

01:02:05.200 okay you didn't have to go there but hey guys it's my fantasy yeah right let me live it

01:02:10.560 can you hear i bet sound is loving this

01:02:14.160 sounds perfect sounds perfect oh wait i don't want to see what it is

01:02:19.300 don't spoil her for me i wouldn't even tell even if i could

01:02:23.980 how do you get this thing out oh here she is

01:02:27.440 oh they're like little spheres

01:02:29.540 let me see because they are they ruin it they show you the car

01:02:40.420 on top who'd you get ugly little girl hold on let's see just kidding just kidding you're

01:02:46.640 you're a beautiful queen what does it say i literally got the puppetry once

01:02:52.660 really not fucking with her so did i

01:03:00.040 you're right you are that was the one i said i did like and it cursed you as well like are you

01:03:08.320 kidding me man your curse is so strong it hit me at the same time wait another look at her face

01:03:12.640 card is crazy no yeah her face card is really her face is beat down she's got she's mugged down

01:03:17.460 yeah easily but like what yeah it's concerning at this point like genuinely i'm like i don't

01:03:23.040 want the puppetry the comments on your videos always being like do not buy a lottery ticket

01:03:28.640 or the edits where it's like they put the sad music behind it and everyone's like a case that

01:03:34.500 didn't sit right with me shut up y'all are so annoying still on the run oh my god no literally

01:03:41.480 but these are i love that they're in like a little like their own thing wait this is so much fun they

01:03:45.400 have their own enclosures no this is really cute i do like yeah i love that for her look at i'm so

01:03:50.560 glad i could give you another unlucky one thank you no but i'm i'm learning to love her already

01:03:54.220 just like the christmas tree just like the christmas she was born here yes yes and i yes

01:03:58.760 exactly but no genuinely thank you she's so cute thank you so much oh my god look at us

01:04:03.620 yeah i know something or other little twins i'm happy for us yeah just like the christmas trees

01:04:08.640 they were twins so it worked twins yeah oh my god well thank you so much for coming on the show

01:04:17.480 my god thank you for having me i love you my god it's been amazing so hilarious i would love to know

01:04:23.040 if you have any advice for anyone who maybe is like streaming or making content up and coming

01:04:28.320 and like uh maybe they're feeling a little discouraged or disheartened obviously now

01:04:33.200 obviously you've been making content for a minute but now recently i i'm so glad people are now

01:04:37.300 seeing how fucking funny you are thank you and giving and rewarding you for it you're hilarious

01:04:41.140 but do you have any advice for anyone who's making content okay i would say again like you don't need

01:04:47.340 like all the bells and whistles like literally just just go for it you know what i mean and like

01:04:51.760 people will find you like your little your little crowd like your your niche like they will find

01:04:57.140 you if you post enough and like get yourself out there like the people that fuck with you will come

01:05:01.280 and be like girl i fuck with you so yeah just like just and be yourself like just try to like be

01:05:05.500 yourself be authentic um i know it's hard when like your first time getting in front of the

01:05:09.480 camera it's always a little awkward but the more you do it the more like it becomes easier every

01:05:13.800 time so yeah and i i agree with you about being yourself too because you are that i think is what

01:05:18.460 people love the most about you but it's also i feel like obvious if you're trying to like act

01:05:22.520 like somebody else or rip off their bit it's obvious and then you won't build a following

01:05:26.920 but yeah period i think that's fantastic advice thank god i fucking love you i think you're so

01:05:31.060 funny i can't wait to see what else you keep doing thank you you're amazing and thank you

01:05:34.900 all so much for joining us on this episode of the comment section show thank you so much for

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