RESPONDING TO DISTURBING COMMENTS ｜ Drew Afualo ft. Carlo Malis ｜ THE COMMENT SECTION EP 24
Summary
On this episode of the Comment Section Show, Drew sits down with the one and only Carlo Malice. Carlo is a comedian, YouTuber, podcaster, and all-around funny guy. He's been in the business for a long time and has been a part of the TikTok community for a very long time. In this episode, we talk about how he got started in the gaming industry, how he started his career, and how he became a viral sensation.
Transcript
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I saw him, you know, I was like, Batman's superpower is white privilege.
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Unless you're talking about me as Batman, but the real Batman, yeah.
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Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show starring me, your favorite of all time, as always, which is something we all already know.
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And today I have a very special guest, the one and only Carlo Malice.
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A fun fact about me and Carlo is that Carlo's the first guest I've had on here that I met prior to coming to filming.
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Everybody else I typically meet, like, once they get here, and then we go and hang out after.
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I think the first, one of the first videos I ever saw of yours that, like, made me laugh so hard, that's when I followed you, was, it was one where you were, it was one of those videos where they're like, what would you do if I was, if I broke into your home?
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And it was that big dude, like, he was, like, tall, big, thick dude, and you were like, I was called the Avengers.
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People kept thinking, I, it was my video, they thought it was me stitching my own video, and I was like, what?
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Yeah, I was like, nah, bro, is that you in the video?
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It's like, yeah, I made a video reacting to my video, like, saying all these things.
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So, how, I feel like I kind of understand how you, well, kind of know how you got started, I think I do, because I followed you for a long time.
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My ex, she would just watch TikToks all the time.
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I was like, yo, why are you always watching TikToks?
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If I upload a video right now, how much do you want to bet it'll go viral?
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It was like, stop flirting with your girlfriend's dad.
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And then people were like, yo, this guy's crazy.
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And then every video just kept, like, doing pretty well.
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I think my first video to ever, like, do numbers, I was making fun of someone.
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I was making, I was telling someone, like, I was literally telling the audience, like,
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there's a certain face that some people make in pictures.
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Where you, like, you scrunch your face, like, do a double chin or whatever.
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No, it's the one where they suck their lips in, like this.
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I didn't even know that was, like, a standard of humor.
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That's, like, when they say, make a silly face, that's the one they do.
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Yeah, they suck in the lips and they smile real big.
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That was the first one I did that did, like, kind of well.
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The first video I saw of yours was some kid was in the car.
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He was like, he was like, why do women always want to be better after the breakup?
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And then you popped up and then you just went in on him.
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That was like, I said, I basically said, like, she ditched you.
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Why is she, like, healthier and happier and more successful without me?
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Is he really asking a question about why do people want to grow after they experience something?
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Like, why didn't you just choose to stay the same, please?
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Well, that's kind of, like, on theme with our topic today.
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So, our topic today is we're talking about disturbing content that we react to.
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But the two of us react to two different sides of disturbing content.
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But, like, mine is more so just, like, terrible.
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Like, you know how, like, they joke about how Batman, like, nobody asked him to do that.
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And, like, and he, like, he truly, like, beats the shit out of his, like, to the point where they're like, okay, I get it.
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I saw a meme that was like, Batman's superpower is white privilege.
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Because he's at home, like, just waiting for me to get back.
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I feel like maybe you should, like, take a break.
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He knows all the secrets, but, like, is just chilling in the house.
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I've seen, like, you and I are similar in the sense that we're both reactionary creators.
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And, like, I feel like a lot of times if people, like, wonder why we don't collaborate or anything,
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it's literally because we're, like, we're a one-woman show.
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It's also, like, it's also so, like, I don't think you want what we have.
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Like, being the person who, like, digs through the garbage every day.
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And it's also so terrible looking at the content that we have to see every day.
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Yours, I told you, like I said, it's just, like.
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Like, this one time, I was, like, kind of depressed, right?
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And this dude, to make me feel better, he's like, hey, man.
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No matter how sad and lonely you are, just remember.
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There's someone out there probably jacking off to the idea of you.
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Like, why is that what people think will make me feel better?
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I was, like, last year I was going through it mentally.
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I was, like, I don't even know if my fans like me.
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I was, like, man, I think I'm going to take a break.
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And actually, I have, like, a playlist, like, Creep Series.
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That's the sad part is, like, once you get in there, they can't get out.
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The faster you try to get out, the, like, faster you sink.
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So, I, same, I've, like, submitted, essentially, to, like, the idea of this is, like, my life.
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Well, mostly just, like, sometimes people, I think, I think I'm, like, unapproachable in real life.
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Or they'll ask me, like, oh, do you do this all the time?
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Or sometimes they think you're too approachable, like, at VidCon when the lady was, like, Holt!
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Sometimes I think people think I'm, like, like how I am on TikTok all the time.
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Like, they think, they're, like, are you just, like, constantly doing that?
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I'd be insufferable if I was doing that all the time.
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I also don't spend time with people I don't like.
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Because there's a lot of times you'll spend a lot of time with people with that.
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You're, like, why do I hang out with this person?
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Like, you ever, yo, you ever feel like you know the last time you're going to hang out with someone?
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Like, I've been getting that so often ever since I moved to L.A.
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And then when we left, I told him, I said, I am never hanging out with those people ever again.
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For those of you who are not familiar with what we do here on the comment section,
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what we like to do here is we bring videos that I was either tagged in or sent.
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And we either tear them apart or share all the giggles or all in between.
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So, for this first video that we're going to talk about,
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obviously we're talking about disturbing content to react to.
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And this first one is actually one that we were talking about earlier.
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And it was a guy saying, if women are stronger than men, why aren't we allowed to hit them?
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And he says the amount of people mad at this video is absolutely hilarious.
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So, obviously, in theory, like, what he said is very disturbing for obvious reasons.
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But also, like, it was funny to me because of the way he was built.
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So, I felt like maybe you shouldn't be threatening to hit anybody.
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And that's what I thought of when I saw that kid.
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That's why I said he's, like, the peanut butter baby but with no peanut butter.
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He looks like he could be either, like, 12 or 50.
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That's why I said he, uh, I said he looked like Tommy Pickles if he grew up to be a bigot.
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If he grew up to be, like, uh, like, Blue Lives Matter type dude.
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Like, he looked like he could be the father and the son.
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I find that kind of, like, I've literally said this countless times on my show and I'll always
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But, like, if women want to talk about equality or, like, being treated fairly or just, like,
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Like, hey, like, maybe don't treat me like garbage.
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And your first reaction is to be, like, then I'm going to punch you in your face.
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You have, like, a problem if that's, like, your first.
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Like, I mean, and also that's operating under the assembly.
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That's, like, that's what they were talking about.
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Because there's some crazy stuff going on there.
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I always think, too, I'm, like, why, like, just, like, how people would use stuff like
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And I was, like, they're, like, well, women don't have, don't get drafted.
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Because you said women aren't strong enough to fight.
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And then now you're mad that you have to go fight?
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Now you're mad at your logic and your decisions.
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That sounds like you didn't have the foresight to understand.
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That's why I was, like, it, that kind of disturbing content is the, is the shit I always get tagged
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I didn't want, as soon as I looked at the comments section, I was like, someone get
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Sometimes people write, they'll literally write on there.
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They'll be like, what's that girl with the laugh?
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I take it, I just take it upon myself to start beating up criminals.
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So, like, the comments on this video, it says, when we talk about equal rights, the
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first thought they think of or say is equal rights, equal fights.
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That's why I said in my video, I said, like, you can't hit anyone.
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It's against the law to put your hands on anybody.
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They're like, oh, I can hit anybody except women.
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But if I could hit anybody, I'd want it to be a woman.
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This one says, I hope every woman he ever likes sees his video and runs away.
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I one time made a video about a dude that was, like, in high school.
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And she was like, I understand that kids make mistakes.
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Maybe you should worry about how you're parenting your son.
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And putting it on the internet for every other person to see in the world.
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Like, that video went viral in a really bad way.
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And I was getting tagged in it a million times.
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And when I said to, like, one of my jokes, I said he looked like Otis from the movie
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Sometimes I genuinely think I'm like, I made you laugh a little.
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They're, like, they have to at least, like, hmm.
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And then they get even more mad because they laughed a tiny bit.
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And then they don't even realize that they're just adding on.
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Some of my most popular videos are men who attacked me.
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Like, they said something, they sought me out, tagged me, and they wrote in the caption,
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I don't care what she says, but I'll make this video about what she says.
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That's why one of my jokes, one of the dudes who made a video like that about me, he literally
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said, like, I'm a confident person, and I don't care.
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I'm a confident person, and I don't care what she says about me, so I'm not going to delete
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That lasted probably, like, a couple hours, because I posted my video.
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And one of my jokes I said was that he looked like a O-lineman at a D3 school that didn't
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And when I tell you, I was, I was, I was right.
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He literally was currently playing at a D3 school as an O-lineman, and we looked at the
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stats, like, he didn't have any numbers from last season because he didn't play.
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Yo, if I was him, that would have cut me to more, bro.
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He literally, like, the spiral starts as, like, I don't care at all.
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Like, she did exactly what I thought she was going to do.
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And then he goes, listen, like, you know, sometimes, like, it's like, it's just not cool to, like,
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And then at the end, it's like, I think she's a bully.
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And, like, I don't know why she would pick me out of all the people.
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The spiral, like, gets more and more deranged as it goes down.
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One time I had a dude, he sent me, he sent Billy the most, like, vile message about me.
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Like, it was really, really, like, really gross.
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And he sent it to him and said, like, show this to your girlfriend.
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I messed him up so badly, he deleted his whole Instagram.
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And he was like, hey, I'm the guy who just posted about it on Twitter.
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I'm so glad you're molding the minds of the youth.
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You didn't put any thought into that when you first sent that initial message?
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That's why I said it's truly a game of f*** around and find out.
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Well, you know how some influencers, they can't respond to stuff like that because their brand
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Unlike every other bitch, I get paid to do this.
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You imagine now you're getting financially back to do this?
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That's like my favorite question to ask other creators if they get hate.
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And then I make them regret ever even having an account.
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That's why I said I got to stay away from the comments.
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I could count how many hairs he had on his face.
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I was like, bro, you got this 144 pixel beard loading on your face.
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And you trying to come to me and tell me how my face is?
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I try so hard to stay away from, like, hateful comments.
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The one hateful comment will ruin all the thousands of good comments you get.
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And so sometimes people will be like, how do you do it, man?
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And I also think I'm like, I just, like, don't value the opinions of, like...
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Try to make fun of me or be rude about me or whatever.
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Yo, they were like, she probably didn't have a boyfriend.
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Like, her boyfriend's probably ugly and stupid.
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Of course your favorite video of mine has Billy in it.
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Yo, they were expecting, like, Shrek or something.
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And they pull him out and then they're like, damn.
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And I will ride him to the million-legged train all I want.
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Or new people come in and they're like, he's probably a two at best.
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They literally have, like, a motivational picture of him framed.
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The amount of times, like, too, that people have messaged him and they'll be like, I really
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I mean, what's your thoughts on protein intake?
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They're, like, literally, I hate your fat bitch of a girlfriend.
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Anyways, if I'm trying to build quads, what's your best form, like, of attack for that?
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The first time I met you guys, this man's arms was screaming for air in his suit.
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And I saved him from that volleyball practice he was about to go to.
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A lot of times people bring stuff up to him and he's like, yeah, for sure.
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I was like, bro, you imagine being stuck in L.A. traffic to go play volleyball?
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He was like, Drew wouldn't allow me to do that.
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Everyone was telling me, like, it was going to be crazy, this, that, and the third.
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That's why I said, I like how my favorite video, your favorite video of mine is on with me.
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It was the one, my favorite one was the one where the kid was like, yo, why is she growing
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I've, like, re-watched it, like, so many times.
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Because I also did another video, like, inspired by that.
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Sometimes, yeah, sometimes I say things and people are like, I've literally never thought
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And I'm like, yeah, like, it's pretty simple to me, but...
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When I say my entire bit, like, she literally, it wasn't just my jokes, because she was saying
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But she was saying my cadence, the way I talk, she was copying my hands, like, the way I
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filmed my videos, like, literally, the laugh, too, everything.
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I only saw it, because it was lame on top of that, too.
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On top of that, you're going to soil my good name by making it lame.
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She took the seasoned food, put water in it, drowned it, and then tried to bake it.
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I got tagged in the video, and someone was like, this looks familiar to me.
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And then they tagged me, and then I went through, and I saw, like, a ton of videos where she
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So then I made a video basically saying, like, I get it if you want to be inspired by me.
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I want to encourage you to stand up to men if you would like to.
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But, like, it's another thing to rip off my bit entirely, including my jokes.
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Because, like, she's obviously doing it to build a platform.
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So it was like, did you not think that it would get back to the person who gave it?
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And I think because she followed me, I think she thought I wouldn't, like, she would kind
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The worst part about that was the dudes that she was stitching were commenting on her
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videos and being like, this is so tough, but fair.
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And I swear to God that sent me over the edge, because I was like, that's the only shit
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I ever deal with is men telling me how terrible I am.
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Listen, I like a girl that can take a breath, bro.
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And it's because racist, you know, which is what I've told people countless times.
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I was like, if I was built differently, if I was white, it would hit so much different
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because you would be like, you would respect me as a person.
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But because I'm not, either of those things, they're like, oh, like, aggressive, terrible, angry.
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Even though I'm laughing all the time in my videos, what about that looks angry to you?
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And it's like genuine laughter because you're like, how could you even think this was a good idea?
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You thought, maybe if I do this, I'll build a following.
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I never in a million years thought I would build a following doing this.
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If I was going to be an influencer, I thought it would be, like, random vlogging or something.
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Yeah, like, I made videos responding to it, and I was being really nice.
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I just was being nice, and I was like, don't do this shit.
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And then, of course, I had, like, other white people being like, you think you made up making
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That's, like, my biggest pet peeve is, like, when people have, like, enablers to enable
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their bad behavior, and it's like, do I have to take all of you out?
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I literally made two follow-up videos, and I put her videos and my videos side-by-side,
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And then some people were like, I already believed you, but, like, seeing them side-by-side
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And someone was like, someone literally wrote, they were like, I just, I'm so curious to know,
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like, how many times she practiced in the mirror to, like, get it right.
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She was looking at your videos, and she was like, it wasn't like that.
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Like, the cadence and everything, like, even the way I speak, like, you, okay, like, there
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It sounded so clunky and foreign coming out her mouth.
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So, like, you're literally doing a caricature of me.
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It's almost like she was doing an impression of me.
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And I was like, and it's also, again, like, ripping off the work of creators who are,
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And she did all kinds of, she jumped through all kinds of hoops, like, saying, like, I,
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Well, actually, I may have, but, like, I don't even know anymore.
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Or the best is, like, when they have, like, I do get, like, hateful DMs.
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And I'm like, wow, this person really thought that anything they would say would get to me.
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One time this dude was harassing me nonstop through DM, and, like, I blocked, like, six
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And he kept going, you're just going to keep trying to block me, and I'm going to keep
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How could you write that and be like, damn, am I captain of the Incel Academy?
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How could you write that and say in the message, you're just going to keep blocking me.
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I'm going to keep making accounts and not be like, damn, I should probably find a hobby.
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Like, I would reread that and be like, yo, what has my life come to?
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So, for this next video, this is Carlo's video, actually.
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It's two white people wearing hats with a confederate flag.
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Yo, I was like, because you always see those comments as, like, Alabama and stuff like that.
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And you kind of create an image of your, in your head of those people, what they look like.
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I was like, bro, these are literally spitting images I created of who I thought.
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Yo, and then the girl's looking, like, both ways, but, like, facing forward.
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Like, she's getting, like, she got two guns pointed at her in both directions.
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Well, and that's a perfect example of something when, like, they look like that.
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No, it's really, like, it distorts your, like, very likeness.
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That's why, like, you lose your hair, you lose your teeth.
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It's just like the one dude I just recently stitched and I talked about.
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And he was, like, making a callous, like, fat joke.
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And I didn't even talk about what he talked about because he looked so awful.
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I was like, you look like, I said, did a scientist bring you to life, bro?
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I literally was like, I told him, you look like when you left your pumpkin on the porch
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So, like, I was like, you look like you have scarlet fever, bro.
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He was saying how to playfully ask women if they're fat on dating apps to make sure you
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Like, there's nothing about that that's playful.
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Oh, that's like the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
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And, like, this is, like, another example of, like, sometimes the comments, just like
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the comments here on your video are, like, so funny.
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Like, have you ever seen Pirates of the Caribbean, like, at World's End, the last one?
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It's the one where they go in Davy Jones' locker and, like, all of them have, like, coral
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Someone literally commented and said, it's giving part of the crew part of the ship.
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Yo, I wish I could see what this person looked like.
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He's like, yo, what are you doing out of the hospital?
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Yo, that's, it's always people would, like, they just have the most unwarranted, like,
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Like, this dude, like, I made a video about this when I went to the gym, yo.
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And I'm going, like, low, you know, trying to test out my form and stuff.
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And he's over there, him and his homeboy, like, you know what I'm saying?
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His homeboy got him strapped up, like, he's earthquake.
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You would have thought it was an earthquake in the gym.
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And I'm like, oh, all right, whatever, you know what I'm saying?
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At least you in the gym, you know what I'm getting your strength up.
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And this guy, the same one who was begging for release, comes to me, taps me on my shoulder.
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And he's like, hey, man, you might not want to go that low because, you know, you're going
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And, you know, trust me, man, like, I squat 405.
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I'm going to trust this strange man that approached me.
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I was like, yo, you ever get those moments in life where you're like, is this surreal?
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I couldn't even, I couldn't even entertain his idiocy with a response.
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I just looked at him and I was like, so then I put my headphone back in and I put the weight
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that he said he did on the squat rack and I did it and looked at him like every time
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And I was like, and I finally responded to him.
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I was like, hey, you might not go as deep as you like because you can't.
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And he was like, he was like, he just looked at me like with that look.
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It's always, it's genuinely always those people.
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Like it's an overabundance of confidence, but also like absolutely zero self-awareness.
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Like, hey, look, just because you're living in a delusion doesn't mean it's a movie, bro.
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No, truly, it's like the most aggressive form of delusion I've seen before.
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One time this dude commented like something about me, me being fat and ugly.
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And then I just wrote back, is that you in your profile picture?
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Because he had no other content except that picture.
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Like he was dressed as like Jesus or something for like Halloween.
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Like, would you have something against Jesus or like whatever?
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And then I go, no, you just don't look good, brother.
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And then he just deleted all his comments, blocked me.
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That's why I was like, you just like, you're not looking too hot.
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They have no idea what to do when you just say, well, like, you're also ugly.
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So the comments on your video, this one says high school sweethearts, but they're both homeschooled.
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This one says siblings by chance, lovers by choice.
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So many of the comments have influenced, like, my actual content.
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I'll try to give credit, like, when I, but sometimes you just remember what they say.
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Like, someone else we know or don't know, literally at all.
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And this one says the fact that I started laughing before you even spoke because I just knew.
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They just, like, sometimes people are, like, I just trust that it's you.
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Yo, you, I started fixing, like, my stitch time, like, the timing of my stitches because of you.
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But me, I'm just, like, like, just giving that look, like, for real, bro.
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24 hours in a day, you use most of that time to make this bullshit.
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We each have the same amount of time and this is what you chose to do with yours.
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I think sometimes I've had people be like, you got to start cutting these shorter because I genuinely
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almost scrolled because sometimes I'll keep them kind of long.
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Because sometimes they say a lot of shit and I have to keep it all in there.
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Like, one time I stitched this dude and he was making a video where, like, he was sitting and eating.
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And there was all these, like, words popping up.
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And it was, like, him being so excited about dating a new girl.
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And there was all these things, like, oh, she's ran through.
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What are you doing with them bitches in the first place?
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If you're keeping nudes of an ex, you're a weirdo.
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Well, two, if you let your friends influence how you feel about someone.
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And then, lastly, I was, like, are you at work?
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I was, like, you're on break at Mickey D's and you're, like, I'm going to pump out some
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He's, like, I'm building my business while I'm working.
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And then I had people be, like, oh, are you making fun of him for working at McDonald's?
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I was, like, no, I'm making fun of him for making this while he's working at McDonald's.
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Like, you couldn't even lose the visor before you did it?
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He literally had it on the whole time and they are very specific colors.
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You thought I couldn't tell because you were facing the other way?
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Because if I uploaded some shit like that, I'll probably do, like, friends only.
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Like, you know, like, you know what I'm saying?
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There's no shame in working there, but there is shame in doing that while you're working and being a dick.
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It's like you're doing shameful things while working there.
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It's what you're doing at the job that's shameful, bro.
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And I had someone comment, because I said, I'm going to take my 20 and go film this in the meantime.
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I said, and how long did it take you to film this?
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He ate up his whole 15 minutes filming that video.
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The person who came up with that whole ideology was like, yo, I was tripping.
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The scientist who was wrong about that theory goes like, don't use this anymore.
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And I was like, I would rather dive headfirst into a volcano.
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I was like, bro, you look like you just found out what a woman was probably yesterday.
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If you have to watch videos about it, don't do it.
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If you have to, like, learn how to do it that way, don't ask.
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I will never for the life of me understand why anyone would post up in public space and be like, yo, I need you.
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Like, maybe I should get dinner with this random stranger yelling obscenities at me.
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Yo, like, the other day I was walking and this dude was, like, these two girls had passed by this dude.
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And then he was, like, man, saying all this stuff.
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And I had just crossed the street with my friend.
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And then he just zoned out and just did his typical weird, I don't know what he was doing, but it wasn't anything a regular human being would do.
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It's so, like, they can get props from their bros, but, like, nobody enjoys that.
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And then if you, like, react in any way, there's a chance they might, I don't know, kill you.
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They'll be, like, they'll be, like, they'll be, like, why didn't she want me?
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And then, like, do some, like, just some wild shit.
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And then they're, like, oh, it's probably because she's a bitch.
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And it's, like, I just don't want to be screamed at in the street like a monkey.
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That's why I've said before, too, like, with shit like that, like, I've taught people, like, how to, like, fend off catcalling in a way that doesn't endanger your life because you're always at risk of that if you turn people down in public.
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But I've taught people things to do because, like, I've seen some women, they bark and shit, like, back, and, like, that doesn't work to me.
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Like, it doesn't work for me because some dudes will eat that up.
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Like, you have to be so, like, plain face, like, so non-reactionary at all.
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Like, that's why my thing was, like, to just say what, like, three times really loudly.
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And then you make, like, a really gross face like you, like, can't understand.
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And then they're going to have to say it again.
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I tested that theory out on myself on accident because I genuinely didn't hear what he said.
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I'm going to pass this knowledge along to everybody.
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Once they clarify if they even make it that far, you just go, oh.
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And then people are like, what do you always talk about, man?
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Every time I stomp them out, they, like, resurface.
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But I feel like I'm kind of aware of, like, you know, who I am as a person.
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But it's, like, there's just so many guys that just go around just not even, like, knowing
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who they are because they base who they are off of, like you said, male validation.
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And it's, like, bro, there's certain things you're limiting yourself to just because your
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Like, I've said before, like, one of my red flags with men is, like, when they refuse
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to wear sunblock because, like, it's for women.
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I'm, like, you think, like, you think melanoma's only for women?
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But stuff like that they consider so feminine that they're like, no.
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When I told Billy the washing your ass thing, he thought I was lying.
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Yeah, when I said, like, some dudes don't do it because they think it's gay.
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I was like, yo, there's no way that I could smell.
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So I literally, I could smell throughout the apartment.
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I was like, bro, the couch literally smells like ass.
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Like, are you sticking your ass in between your cheeks?
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Are you just trusting that it's going down there?
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And then you won't make your couch smell like ass.
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Now you're about to have to start checking the...
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No, I will never have to check that in my house.
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He has such good hygiene because, like, my dad's, like,
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Like, he's like, get in that shower and wash your ass.
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So he's like, get in the shower and wash that ass immediately.
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So, like, my brother, sometimes he'll tell me things,
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there's three in one, like, shampoo, conditioner,
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and I was like, yo, throw this shit out right now.
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That's why Billy has, like, a whole hair routine.
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and I said, first, you gave him more than mine.
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And she said she had to keep washing her sheets.