The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - ROAST BATTLE ｜ Drew Afualo ft. Leo González

00:00:00.000 So my sister, we were driving alone, and my sister goes, dude, I gotta tell you something.

00:00:05.160 And I go, what? She goes, I don't think your boyfriend's funny.

00:00:08.140 I was humiliated when she told me that. I was like, there's no way, dude.

00:00:13.320 And she's like, I just feel it's important I tell you, and I'm honest with you.

00:00:16.360 That's such a crazy thing to say, because I feel like other people would be like,

00:00:20.660 so I saw your boyfriend on a dating app. I thought you should know.

00:00:24.540 Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of The Comment Section Show.

00:00:33.280 Starring me, Drew, your favorite girl to ever exist ever in the history of time.

00:00:38.240 And speaking of favorite people to ever exist in the history of time,

00:00:42.120 today my guest is the one and only Leo Gonzalez.

00:00:46.520 Woo-hoo!

00:00:48.800 I just thought I was really tense.

00:00:51.380 It's like, good to be here.

00:00:56.760 I'm so happy to have you here. I'm so glad you're here.

00:00:59.180 It only took 15 other episodes.

00:01:01.520 You know, it's...

00:01:02.780 Listen, listen, girl. We had to coordinate our schedules, okay?

00:01:08.060 I'm pretty open.

00:01:09.960 You're a busy girl, I'm a busy girl.

00:01:11.780 We're girl bosses at the end of the day, so we're busy.

00:01:15.240 I'm so happy to have you.

00:01:16.520 I was literally telling Leo before this that my family is a huge fan of your content.

00:01:22.760 That's crazy, huh?

00:01:23.480 Like my whole family.

00:01:24.820 You know, I was talking to them when you were in the dressing room.

00:01:27.580 They said that they're bigger fans of me than you.

00:01:30.260 That's crazy.

00:01:31.400 I was like, wait, what?

00:01:33.320 They were like, no, we swear. Don't tell her.

00:01:35.840 They don't want to hurt my feelings.

00:01:37.900 Oh, bummer.

00:01:38.880 When your family doesn't love you.

00:01:40.220 I win.

00:01:40.820 Honestly, that wouldn't surprise me for being real.

00:01:45.600 My own...

00:01:46.080 You know, my grandpa likes your content, too.

00:01:48.100 Really?

00:01:48.600 Yeah, and this is a fun fact.

00:01:49.700 Remember, my grandpa doesn't watch me on TikTok.

00:01:52.280 And when I asked him why, he goes, I don't need to see all that.

00:01:56.360 I said, what do you think I'm doing on there?

00:01:58.280 He kept it real.

00:01:59.920 Listen, one thing about my family, they're going to humble me.

00:02:03.060 One thing about my family, they're going to keep me grounded.

00:02:05.120 That's for sure.

00:02:05.180 But he watches me?

00:02:06.180 Yeah, he watches you.

00:02:06.840 He loves you.

00:02:07.260 He thinks you're so funny.

00:02:08.860 And he's, like, old, so.

00:02:10.820 Like, super old.

00:02:11.960 Like, so old.

00:02:13.280 Okay.

00:02:14.380 She's like, yeah, he's 57.

00:02:17.520 He looks 57, but he's, like, in his 80s.

00:02:19.980 But he loves your content.

00:02:21.820 I see.

00:02:22.100 He doesn't even watch me.

00:02:23.100 So, honestly, that wasn't a joke.

00:02:25.260 The joke that you just made.

00:02:26.580 That's probably real.

00:02:27.780 No, that was real.

00:02:30.160 All right.

00:02:32.660 Well, speaking of, honestly, comedic genius, because that's typically what you are.

00:02:36.860 My favorite.

00:02:37.800 I think the first video I ever saw of you was the one where you were being a security guard

00:02:43.040 at Marshall's.

00:02:44.680 And you were pretending to be the.

00:02:46.540 Ross.

00:02:46.940 Ross.

00:02:47.020 Ross.

00:02:47.620 Yikes.

00:02:48.860 I'm, like, such a big fan.

00:02:49.960 I don't even know.

00:02:51.420 She's like, you were at Publix.

00:02:54.320 You were at Egg Bowl.

00:02:55.360 Yeah.

00:02:55.680 No, yeah, that one, that one, yeah, I shot that one when I had COVID.

00:03:03.940 I had that COVID skinny happening.

00:03:07.940 You're a fun fact.

00:03:09.000 BTS.

00:03:09.840 Yeah.

00:03:10.800 Yeah.

00:03:11.880 A little behind the scenes moments of the video.

00:03:13.500 I was going through it.

00:03:17.660 Yeah, I'm glad.

00:03:18.860 That one, I really, that was one of those ideas.

00:03:20.880 So I write a, because you asked, I write all my videos, like, in, like, you know, weeks

00:03:25.620 in advance.

00:03:26.380 And that one was, like, what I call, like, a filler video.

00:03:30.220 Oh, wow.

00:03:30.440 Where I really don't think it's funny, but I know that I still need to post something.

00:03:34.860 I feel you on this.

00:03:35.140 And then that one was, like, one of the biggest ones.

00:03:36.740 It took off.

00:03:37.500 Yeah.

00:03:38.080 I, like, went to Wendy's and she was like, are you back again for third time?

00:03:42.160 The security guard at Ross?

00:03:43.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:45.340 Oh, my gosh, you're so good at that.

00:03:47.680 I just stood there.

00:03:50.880 That's all I did in the video.

00:03:54.120 And you know what?

00:03:55.180 Comedy gold.

00:03:56.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:56.580 Comedy gold.

00:03:57.600 I love when people comment, like, you don't have to do anything.

00:03:59.680 You can just stand there.

00:04:00.440 It's so funny.

00:04:01.420 I was like, well, let's talk about that.

00:04:03.780 Let's unpack that.

00:04:04.880 Yeah.

00:04:05.380 What do you mean by that?

00:04:06.100 Am I funny looking?

00:04:07.100 Like, is it just that?

00:04:08.660 What do you mean by that?

00:04:11.960 Well, that's, like, it's a perfect segue into our topic for today.

00:04:15.700 Because I always pick topics for my guests.

00:04:18.480 Yeah.

00:04:18.840 Because of things I really want to talk about with you.

00:04:20.600 Yeah.

00:04:20.920 And, like, for you, I wanted to talk about being in the comedy space.

00:04:25.140 Yeah.

00:04:25.260 Because you're someone who does skits and does bits, characters.

00:04:28.540 And the fact that you write them out in advance, I wish I had that kind of planning.

00:04:32.320 But I don't do that, obviously.

00:04:33.960 Yeah, who has time?

00:04:35.020 You don't have time.

00:04:36.500 You can just tell I don't plan shit when I do it.

00:04:39.660 Oh, my gosh.

00:04:40.340 But for you, like, I guess we talk about men and women existing in the comedy space.

00:04:44.060 Because, typically speaking, women are funny.

00:04:48.260 So, and I would know all about that.

00:04:50.140 I get that criticism a lot.

00:04:51.100 And I think, well, be funny.

00:04:55.560 No.

00:04:56.780 I love that.

00:04:57.920 What I've found interesting, because, you know, I haven't been doing TikTok that long.

00:05:01.380 Yeah.

00:05:01.580 I've only done it, like, two years and massive success.

00:05:06.740 Same, babe.

00:05:07.380 No, but I haven't done it for that long, so I don't really know much about it.

00:05:11.720 But, like, I love how people are, like, I don't think it's not.

00:05:16.780 Then it's not for you.

00:05:18.040 Yeah, always.

00:05:19.540 Always.

00:05:20.200 I don't know.

00:05:20.680 I think we're all super, like, used to, like, all these, like, companies and restaurants and stores just being, like, super, like, about us.

00:05:28.180 And, like, wanting to, like, be, like, so specifically towards you.

00:05:31.960 Yeah, targeted towards you.

00:05:32.560 That I feel like we are just, like, we all think everything's for us, and it's not.

00:05:35.880 Yeah.

00:05:36.280 It's so weird.

00:05:37.380 I know.

00:05:38.000 I say that all the time about my content specifically, because men are, like, I just, like, it doesn't even, it's not helping anybody, and it's just mean, and it's not, and I'm all to you.

00:05:48.160 Yeah.

00:05:48.720 Because it's not for you.

00:05:49.700 It's at your expense.

00:05:50.940 That's the difference between you and me, babe.

00:05:53.060 Yeah.

00:05:53.820 I'm using you as a pawn in my ability to create content.

00:05:58.780 Yeah.

00:05:59.060 And, of course, you're not going to find it funny.

00:06:01.300 You're the bitch I'm making fun of.

00:06:03.240 That's what I always think.

00:06:04.720 Yeah.

00:06:05.140 No, it's weird.

00:06:05.700 I want to mention really quickly, I am, like, paying attention to how I'm looking at you, but I just realized, like, the camera, like, if I turn this way, because I saw my side profile recently, and, like, if I look at you, it's like, oof.

00:06:18.240 So, now I'm just, like, yeah.

00:06:20.100 I'm, like, looking at you, like, yeah.

00:06:20.940 You're talking to me at the side of your mouth?

00:06:22.080 No, 100%.

00:06:23.400 Well, you can look at your camera.

00:06:27.060 Well, that's the one.

00:06:27.880 There you go.

00:06:28.540 Yeah.

00:06:28.600 That's the one that I'm, like, worried about.

00:06:32.600 I'm all, uh-huh.

00:06:33.480 Okay, well, for those of you who are not familiar with the comment section show, what we like to do here is we like to take videos that I was tagged in, bring them here, and share all the giggles.

00:06:46.400 We just rip them to shreds, laugh, make each other laugh, all that fun stuff.

00:06:49.720 You know what I mean?

00:06:50.600 So, today we're going to be talking, obviously, about women and men in comedy, but the first video that we have here, I just described them, but it's basically a trend on TikTok of these, like, boys basically duetting female stand-up comic routines.

00:07:05.820 Like, I love stand-up comedy.

00:07:07.460 I love watching it.

00:07:08.780 Would I ever do it?

00:07:10.440 Probably not.

00:07:11.200 I just don't think it would translate for me.

00:07:12.980 I don't think I'd be very good at it.

00:07:14.640 But they're basically duetting female stand-up comic, like, doing their whole routine.

00:07:19.220 Like, they're basically going through their set, and they're trying to make them laugh.

00:07:24.440 It's like that shit where they say, like, day blank of trying, like, a woman trying to make me laugh or some shit like that.

00:07:31.580 Oh, that's weird.

00:07:32.420 Yeah, it's weirdo shit.

00:07:33.900 And they, of course, they're going to sit there and be like, the whole fucking time, and not once are they going to laugh.

00:07:39.520 And they're going to be like, I guess I'm the comedy genius.

00:07:42.740 I say it's not funny.

00:07:44.180 It's not funny.

00:07:44.900 Yeah.

00:07:46.420 That's weird.

00:07:47.020 I noticed, like, one thing about, like, the videos that you post, like, I never see any of those.

00:07:52.200 So, like, I'm surprised that people do that.

00:07:54.620 It's shocking, isn't it?

00:07:55.720 Because my For You page is, like, you know.

00:07:57.800 For a second, I thought you were saying you never see my videos, and I was like, oh.

00:08:01.760 No, no, no, no.

00:08:02.120 Like, you never watch me?

00:08:03.200 No, I get what you're saying.

00:08:03.960 I was like, are you on TikTok?

00:08:06.220 What do you do?

00:08:07.240 What do you do for a living?

00:08:07.980 Like, yeah, literally, I know, I get people saying that all the time, like, I can't believe stuff like this exists because I never see it.

00:08:15.540 I'm exposed to the, I'm truly exposed to the darkest corners of that app.

00:08:19.400 Like, I see the craziest shit all the time, and it's rotten, rotten from the inside out.

00:08:25.360 So, like, these videos, it's the same video over and over again.

00:08:30.060 Because let me tell you something about a white teenage boy.

00:08:32.820 They're going to regurgitate a joke.

00:08:34.580 They're going to beat it to death.

00:08:36.040 They're going to say the same thing over and over and over again.

00:08:38.840 And everyone's going to laugh because they have to because they're men.

00:08:42.540 Men!

00:08:43.340 You know what I mean?

00:08:44.600 Men are so funny, naturally.

00:08:46.820 Naturally.

00:08:47.660 Naturally, men are so funny.

00:08:49.780 Like, have you ever met an unfunny dude?

00:08:52.200 No.

00:08:53.760 No.

00:08:54.120 Never in a million years.

00:08:55.780 No.

00:08:56.460 Never.

00:08:56.920 Every time I go somewhere, I'm like...

00:08:59.420 You're like, I hope there's no men.

00:09:01.560 I have to get work done.

00:09:02.640 I can't afford to be laughing all day.

00:09:04.240 Hey, stop it, guys.

00:09:06.460 Please.

00:09:07.640 I'm trying to get my work done.

00:09:11.700 Carl!

00:09:13.480 Please let me rest just for a second.

00:09:17.700 Yeah, so this first comment, we like to read the comments, obviously, on these terrible videos.

00:09:21.400 This first one says, you're going to be doing this for a while.

00:09:24.640 Like, I'm assuming sitting stone-faced while a woman talks and being like, not funny.

00:09:31.000 These are the same dudes that find, like, racism funny.

00:09:33.540 Mmm.

00:09:34.260 So, you know what I mean?

00:09:35.860 I guess it's just humor we don't get.

00:09:37.880 We don't get dark humor.

00:09:39.380 Oh, bummer.

00:09:41.840 I want to be included so badly.

00:09:43.380 No, that's crazy.

00:09:47.660 I have never seen those.

00:09:49.940 I want to be on that part of TikTok.

00:09:51.700 Do you?

00:09:52.240 Make it interesting.

00:09:53.020 You want to take a little splash of there, see what it's like?

00:09:55.540 No, I don't.

00:09:56.660 Do you ever get stuff like that?

00:09:58.120 Like, do you ever get dudes saying, like, this isn't funny?

00:10:01.500 Uh, no.

00:10:02.460 No, I'm just kidding.

00:10:03.720 No.

00:10:04.440 You know what's interesting?

00:10:05.200 Um, for me, is that, um, the people that aren't, like, the least supportive of me are Hispanics.

00:10:16.040 Oh, really?

00:10:17.120 Yeah.

00:10:17.560 Interesting.

00:10:17.900 And, and, and, but, you know, not, that's why it surprises me on your videos.

00:10:22.700 It's like, it's like these white boys that are saying that stuff.

00:10:26.300 Yeah.

00:10:26.680 For me, like, white people are the most encouraging in general for me.

00:10:31.500 They'd be laughing.

00:10:32.420 For me.

00:10:33.280 Yeah.

00:10:33.600 But, you know, different content.

00:10:35.180 Yeah.

00:10:35.680 Um, but different people, of course.

00:10:37.360 Yeah.

00:10:37.680 But Hispanics are the ones that are, like, this is who we have representing us.

00:10:42.180 And I was like, I didn't assign myself.

00:10:45.200 I didn't tell you I wanted you.

00:10:47.060 Who voted?

00:10:48.020 You voted me.

00:10:49.380 Yeah.

00:10:49.860 I didn't run.

00:10:51.040 Right.

00:10:51.560 Like, well, what, what are you supposed to be doing?

00:10:54.120 If that's the case, like, what are you, like, what do they expect?

00:10:57.360 I guess it's like, and that's not, yeah.

00:11:00.660 It's just like, I think it's a lot of times I think stuff like that is driven by jealousy.

00:11:05.260 A lot of times I think it's just like a, I, I mean, I say stuff like that all the time.

00:11:09.340 You ever have a guy be like, I literally say that all the time.

00:11:11.680 And like, this person does it and they get famous.

00:11:14.980 Well, and like the thing I've always felt is like, I still feel like I just kind of snuck

00:11:19.780 in.

00:11:20.460 Yeah.

00:11:20.840 I feel like I'm a nobody.

00:11:22.340 So like the fact that like you're saying that, like you could do it too.

00:11:26.180 Like, you know how, you know how much room there is?

00:11:29.100 I'm in here and I'm a nobody.

00:11:31.460 Me too.

00:11:31.980 I say that all the time.

00:11:32.780 So that's why I'm like, no, like do it.

00:11:34.700 And like, if you're funny and I trust that you are, then you should do it.

00:11:39.080 Cause you're probably gonna like go far.

00:11:41.580 Yeah.

00:11:41.960 Unless you're not funny.

00:11:43.420 Which is a bummer.

00:11:44.740 But I don't know.

00:11:45.500 Cause I'm not the funniest.

00:11:46.960 I think people like that aren't funny.

00:11:48.700 And I think it just reeks of jealousy most likely.

00:11:51.520 Well, I say that all the time.

00:11:52.960 Like when people are like, I could do this and I can do it without body shaming.

00:11:57.020 And I go, then feel free.

00:11:58.320 Yeah.

00:11:58.840 Take this mantle, babe.

00:12:00.540 Take it.

00:12:01.160 I don't want it.

00:12:02.000 And you want, you want to bear this weight?

00:12:03.420 I promise you, you can't do it.

00:12:05.120 Lots of people can't.

00:12:06.600 Cause the kind of hate I get is, is like tenfold is, is pretty bad.

00:12:10.240 No, you have, cause people like mention you.

00:12:15.220 I have like one guy in Texas that like, I'm always tempted to just like get my ticket.

00:12:23.620 Because he's always like time to take Leo Gonzalez down.

00:12:26.980 And I'm like, in what way?

00:12:28.800 Right.

00:12:29.140 And I'm like, sorry, I just, I want to go and just be like, I wanted to ask, is that a physical threat?

00:12:34.200 Or do you mean like, like socially?

00:12:38.080 Like they want to de-platform you?

00:12:39.500 Do you want to just, like, I just, I was just curious.

00:12:42.920 It sounds like a threat.

00:12:43.700 Like, let me know, babe.

00:12:45.740 I want to just be included.

00:12:47.020 Keep me updated.

00:12:47.620 But like, for me, like, I can't even handle that.

00:12:49.940 Like he, he, that one guy bothers me.

00:12:53.360 And so for, and so for you, I'm like, no, I don't know how you're able to do this.

00:12:57.520 Yeah, the whole state of Alabama is against me.

00:12:59.520 Yeah, that's, that's, no, probably.

00:13:02.580 Probably, probably.

00:13:04.260 Yeah, I don't know.

00:13:05.100 I mean, I think it's more so like they can eat my ass.

00:13:09.140 That's kind of how I see it.

00:13:10.420 So, you know what I mean?

00:13:11.280 And it's very, it's very like, I mean, when people are like, I could do this, could you?

00:13:17.720 You know what I mean?

00:13:18.220 Same thing with yours.

00:13:19.060 It's the same thing.

00:13:19.880 It's having a platform and being a public person is not as easy as people.

00:13:23.720 No, and it's not because like, I, like for me, I always think like I, I, like I said,

00:13:28.840 I feel like I kind of snuck in.

00:13:29.920 But also, like, it does take work to kind of like, keep it, remain in that space.

00:13:36.300 Yeah, absolutely.

00:13:37.460 Like, because I mean, like the first, you know, amount of followers or the first traction,

00:13:41.980 but like to keep.

00:13:43.940 To sustain it.

00:13:44.860 To keep going and to keep trying to be like, like for me, I try to be very like brand friendly.

00:13:51.260 And I try, like all my skits are very like, I don't swear in them.

00:13:54.880 I don't, I don't talk about brands.

00:13:57.460 I don't talk about politics.

00:13:59.580 Yeah.

00:14:00.000 Like, it's really hard because like, I, like my standup routine is very like, different,

00:14:06.320 like raunchy.

00:14:07.060 Oh, that's good.

00:14:08.140 But like on TikTok is very, this one way.

00:14:11.300 Yeah.

00:14:11.660 But I'm like, it's really hard.

00:14:13.140 So like.

00:14:13.920 Restrictive.

00:14:14.440 You know, if you, um, if you can do it, then like, let's do it.

00:14:17.960 I mean, we're going to do it together.

00:14:20.740 I absolutely blew a hole through it.

00:14:23.240 I just, I am the most, I wouldn't say the most not brand friendly, but I am particularly

00:14:29.600 not brand friendly.

00:14:30.980 Depending on what your lens is.

00:14:32.020 No, when I see your videos, I was like, I'm like, who, who's paying?

00:14:36.500 It's like, that's scale.

00:14:37.500 You scare me.

00:14:38.820 Like your video is like, oh my gosh.

00:14:40.680 Like, sorry, can I do this?

00:14:42.920 You're fine.

00:14:45.440 Sometimes when you got a stomach, you got to cover it up.

00:14:49.020 Okay.

00:14:49.460 Let's do the rest.

00:14:50.860 ASMR.

00:14:53.120 This next comment says, bro, I could be talking about a concrete wall and I'd be more funnier.

00:15:02.820 It's more funny.

00:15:04.160 Dumb bitch.

00:15:05.540 First of all.

00:15:06.900 And second of all, I doubt it.

00:15:09.540 I doubt it.

00:15:10.620 You know what I mean?

00:15:11.360 No, people are so extreme in that way.

00:15:13.020 Like, I'd rather do this.

00:15:14.100 No, you wouldn't.

00:15:15.660 That's what didn't do it.

00:15:17.200 I'll talk about a concrete wall.

00:15:18.560 I want to see how funny you really are.

00:15:20.280 I genuinely tell people, I'm like, okay, go ahead.

00:15:23.040 Your turn, buddy.

00:15:25.080 Like, you told jokes.

00:15:26.220 No, I'm going to tell jokes.

00:15:27.200 I say that all the time.

00:15:28.520 Like, when I'm like, it was just a joke.

00:15:30.360 I go, so were mine.

00:15:31.720 You didn't like my jokes?

00:15:32.780 Me too.

00:15:34.600 Me too.

00:15:35.420 I look at it like, uh, like double dutch, you know?

00:15:37.940 Yeah.

00:15:38.240 They jumped in and then it's my turn.

00:15:39.920 I jumped in.

00:15:41.100 All right, let's go.

00:15:42.140 Yeah.

00:15:44.000 And we're competing at the same time.

00:15:46.400 Well, you do.

00:15:46.960 And you also just said you do stand-up too.

00:15:49.160 So, is that, I feel like that's really hard.

00:15:51.700 Um, so I wrote stand-up.

00:15:54.680 I wrote it.

00:15:55.640 I haven't actually done it.

00:15:56.700 Like, my, it's raunchy.

00:15:57.820 It's a raunchy routine.

00:15:59.040 I haven't done it, though.

00:16:00.360 I've just done it in front of my friends.

00:16:01.800 I don't think it's funny.

00:16:03.880 Let's talk about keeping you humble.

00:16:05.240 Yeah.

00:16:05.660 Same.

00:16:06.160 I got a posse that keeps me humble.

00:16:07.360 Well, I don't know if it's like, keep me humble.

00:16:09.180 Because at some point, I'm like, that was mean, though, guys.

00:16:14.160 At some point, I was like, who needs enemies?

00:16:17.500 The line is razor thin, honestly.

00:16:19.760 It really is.

00:16:21.020 Sometimes I'll make videos and I'll post them.

00:16:23.280 And then my family, like my sister or like my boyfriend, they'll be like, I feel like

00:16:28.040 you could have done better.

00:16:29.880 My biggest critics.

00:16:31.260 That's crazy.

00:16:31.780 I go, really?

00:16:33.940 Let's turn the lights.

00:16:34.880 Yeah, literally, literally, my sister told me the other day, she goes, yeah, that TikTok,

00:16:38.620 that's the funniest one you posted in a while.

00:16:40.760 A while?

00:16:42.200 Yeah, she's like, that one was funny as rent do.

00:16:45.660 I was like, the other ones weren't.

00:16:47.780 The other ones weren't.

00:16:49.420 Lagging a little bit.

00:16:50.240 I, I know.

00:16:53.140 I don't have any.

00:16:54.560 I think my thing is I have a bunch of yes men because I'm a little bitch.

00:16:59.040 So like, I need, like, I need, like, big time encouragement from my friends.

00:17:03.660 Words of affirmation.

00:17:04.460 Right, right, right.

00:17:06.140 So like, my friends are like, my manager, but that one was really funny and I was like,

00:17:10.360 I wasn't, I don't think you're being truthful.

00:17:14.420 No, but I lost my train of thought.

00:17:17.340 It sounds like you have imposter syndrome.

00:17:20.020 That's what it sounds like to me.

00:17:21.200 What's your sign?

00:17:23.060 Libra.

00:17:23.460 I love Libra.

00:17:25.660 I know.

00:17:26.560 What are you?

00:17:27.660 I'm a Virgo.

00:17:28.780 Oh my gosh.

00:17:30.040 I'm gonna call my friend.

00:17:31.220 Imagine, I'm just like, hey, take it.

00:17:34.860 I'm, no, yeah.

00:17:36.040 My, my friends, I think she's a Virgo.

00:17:38.620 I think she is.

00:17:39.780 What month?

00:17:40.800 September.

00:17:41.460 September what?

00:17:42.360 18th.

00:17:43.520 Wait.

00:17:44.200 That's cool.

00:17:44.820 I almost fell for it.

00:17:47.260 My other friend is September 17th.

00:17:49.200 Oh, I love that.

00:17:50.140 Look at us.

00:17:50.680 Yeah.

00:17:50.880 No, Virgos are so fun.

00:17:52.500 I love Virgos.

00:17:54.320 I'm biased though.

00:17:55.120 Not Virgo men.

00:17:55.800 I hate all of them, but.

00:17:57.000 Yeah.

00:17:57.160 Virgo men are not, are not good.

00:17:58.920 No, Virgo men are the worst.

00:17:59.560 There's something different there.

00:18:00.240 They're horrible.

00:18:01.040 Yeah.

00:18:01.300 Put them all on a, on a like raft and push it out to sea.

00:18:04.840 I never want, never to be sea again.

00:18:07.540 Oh, okay.

00:18:09.420 I love Libras though.

00:18:10.800 I attract Libras.

00:18:11.560 My, my boyfriend's a Libra.

00:18:13.520 When's his birthday?

00:18:14.820 October 21st.

00:18:17.120 You're lying.

00:18:17.740 Did you look up my, did you look up my birthday?

00:18:19.780 No, I swear to God.

00:18:20.520 You're such a liar.

00:18:21.060 No, I swear to God.

00:18:21.860 The 21st.

00:18:22.460 Yeah.

00:18:22.840 I'm the 13th.

00:18:23.560 I'm the 13th.

00:18:24.700 I'm the 13th.

00:18:26.540 Yeah.

00:18:27.140 I almost bought it.

00:18:28.240 That time you got me really good.

00:18:29.760 Second time.

00:18:31.180 She was like, wait, what?

00:18:35.800 Dude, you had me.

00:18:36.820 That's the first time I didn't fall for it.

00:18:38.100 The second time you got me though.

00:18:40.540 No, Libra.

00:18:41.540 Yeah.

00:18:41.940 Libras are the best.

00:18:43.480 I agree.

00:18:43.820 And I don't, I mean, I would say that if I wasn't one too, um, because my friend Victor,

00:18:49.240 one of the nicest people and just like, we will literally spend like a whole hour.

00:18:55.640 Like, no, you are the best TikToker.

00:18:57.740 No, you are.

00:18:59.100 And he's like, no, but you deserve this.

00:19:01.200 No, you deserve this.

00:19:02.620 Like, I'm just glad to be watching you and to be in your audience.

00:19:06.260 And he's like, no, no, no.

00:19:07.160 But look at what you've done.

00:19:08.360 Look at where you came from.

00:19:09.460 Like, but look at you.

00:19:11.320 Like, we're just back and forth.

00:19:12.760 You didn't do that with me.

00:19:13.840 That's really rude.

00:19:14.560 Because you're not a Libra.

00:19:16.640 And you knew that about me.

00:19:18.140 You sensed it about me.

00:19:18.700 I was like, I was like, I double checked with your mom.

00:19:25.740 I was like, is she a, is she a Virgo?

00:19:28.860 She's like, yeah.

00:19:30.900 Yeah.

00:19:31.700 Yeah.

00:19:32.420 Yeah.

00:19:34.120 You couldn't smell it.

00:19:35.020 I think people, most people can tell.

00:19:36.560 Yeah.

00:19:36.800 Sometimes they think I'm something else, though.

00:19:38.500 Sometimes they think I'm a fire sign.

00:19:40.120 Mostly like a Sagittarius.

00:19:41.400 Do you know what time you were born?

00:19:42.940 Oh, Sagittarius?

00:19:44.100 Yeah.

00:19:44.280 I'm a Sagittarius rising.

00:19:46.320 And a Leo.

00:19:47.400 I fell in love with the Sagittarius.

00:19:48.560 I'm just making things up.

00:19:49.580 I'm a Cancer moon.

00:19:50.860 Cancer?

00:19:51.280 Oh.

00:19:52.240 Do you know your big three?

00:19:53.140 Cool, cool.

00:19:55.100 My big three.

00:19:57.240 Yeah, I think so.

00:19:58.700 Well, I don't.

00:20:00.620 You know what, actually?

00:20:02.160 Fundamentally, I do.

00:20:04.360 Whatever that means.

00:20:06.280 No, I know.

00:20:07.120 Tegan knows.

00:20:07.880 My friend, she knows.

00:20:08.780 She always tells me.

00:20:09.480 She's like, this is why you're less than this.

00:20:11.580 I can't remember it.

00:20:13.240 I have it, though, on my CoStar.

00:20:16.240 Oh, yeah.

00:20:16.760 See, I used to have CoStar.

00:20:17.600 We just talked about CoStar.

00:20:18.520 What time were you born?

00:20:19.480 Do you know?

00:20:19.860 I think I was born at, like, 1230 or something, like in the afternoon.

00:20:23.520 Ugh.

00:20:23.940 Like, PM.

00:20:24.880 Ugh.

00:20:26.700 Really?

00:20:27.640 Lunchtime?

00:20:29.700 Ugh.

00:20:30.540 When were you born, bitch?

00:20:31.540 I was born at 4.56 in the morning.

00:20:35.440 And that's better somehow?

00:20:36.480 Yeah.

00:20:37.060 Before the sun.

00:20:37.880 Before breakfast.

00:20:39.320 My mom could have me, and then she can be like, all right, let's eat.

00:20:44.300 With you, it was like, your mom was, like, ready to eat, and then you were like, okay,

00:20:49.880 I'm good.

00:20:52.360 I think I'm good.

00:20:53.980 Like a true Virgo.

00:20:55.120 Yeah.

00:20:55.540 Like a true Virgo.

00:20:56.480 Ugh.

00:20:56.760 I pull focus, and I make sure everybody knows that I'm coming.

00:20:59.460 Right.

00:20:59.960 You know what I mean?

00:21:00.160 But you don't say anything.

00:21:01.180 No, never.

00:21:01.640 You just want to be mysterious.

00:21:03.440 Yeah.

00:21:04.100 There it is.

00:21:06.380 I'm a, I'm a, I'm a C-section baby, too.

00:21:10.620 Are you?

00:21:11.060 Yeah.

00:21:11.320 Not me.

00:21:11.680 What are you wondering?

00:21:13.120 Was I wondering?

00:21:13.900 Yeah.

00:21:14.060 I could tell.

00:21:14.460 That's what I smelled on you.

00:21:15.660 Yeah.

00:21:16.120 When you came in, I was like, C-section baby, for sure.

00:21:18.420 No, because I, like, I wanted to, like, cause trouble.

00:21:22.820 I didn't want to do things a normal way.

00:21:24.100 You wanted to be inconvenient.

00:21:25.440 Right.

00:21:25.700 You wanted to inconvenience your mom to the utmost degree.

00:21:28.420 They were like, come on, and I was like, oh, I'm not touching that.

00:21:32.740 You said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:21:35.380 I'm not touching that.

00:21:37.600 You said, pass, babe.

00:21:39.540 No, thank you.

00:21:40.340 Not me.

00:21:41.300 Not me.

00:21:42.760 Okay, really, this last one.

00:21:44.740 Oh, wait, hold on.

00:21:45.300 It says, this next comment says, all the guys that tried this trend never have funny TikToks.

00:21:50.700 This is just hating on someone's success.

00:21:52.840 Which I think is a read, and also very true.

00:21:56.940 They're just haters.

00:21:59.020 Typical.

00:21:59.940 I think especially when it comes to women being funny.

00:22:02.860 It's so targeted.

00:22:03.780 I think women are super funny.

00:22:05.520 Yeah.

00:22:06.000 I think it's specific to the person.

00:22:07.300 I don't think it's a gender thing.

00:22:09.020 No, right.

00:22:09.480 I think it's just, if you're funny, you're funny.

00:22:10.780 Yeah.

00:22:11.280 I think, like, it's so weird, like, these, like, labels.

00:22:14.360 Yeah.

00:22:14.760 I think we, I don't know why, but, like, for me, like, there's, cause there's, like, I've

00:22:19.560 always just felt like there's, everyone's so different.

00:22:22.160 Yeah.

00:22:22.400 Like, but everybody, we, people, like, pair people up by gender, by race.

00:22:28.300 Yeah.

00:22:28.720 It's like, no, like.

00:22:30.280 I just truly think.

00:22:31.280 It's just funny people.

00:22:31.920 Exactly.

00:22:32.240 Or this is a, um, these are hateful people.

00:22:36.040 Or these are racist people.

00:22:37.280 Not this whole group of them.

00:22:38.940 Yeah.

00:22:39.380 But just, like, some of them are bad.

00:22:41.200 Yeah.

00:22:41.680 I agree.

00:22:42.600 But also, like, if you're funny, I think you're just funny.

00:22:45.940 Yeah.

00:22:45.980 You don't have to talk about how funny you are.

00:22:47.900 Yeah.

00:22:48.300 You're just, like, naturally funny.

00:22:50.220 Yeah.

00:22:50.700 Like, have you ever hung out with a group of people and you're like, I am carrying the

00:22:54.260 load of this comedy train.

00:22:56.620 My back aches.

00:22:58.160 Like, you just feel like you're performing constantly.

00:23:00.400 Sometimes I feel like that.

00:23:01.400 Well, yeah.

00:23:02.080 Well, no, well, the thing is, I'm not carrying a, I'm, I'm, I'm carrying the whole

00:23:06.720 thing.

00:23:08.060 Like, because, like, and it's, you know, it sucks, especially when you have friends

00:23:11.480 who are, like, shy.

00:23:12.680 Yeah.

00:23:13.040 Because then it's like, oh, I have to entertain them, too, specifically.

00:23:16.000 So not only am I, like, on set, like, I'm doing a set constantly because, you know,

00:23:19.620 I'm, I'm, like, constantly, like, when I'm with my friends, where I'm on my friends

00:23:23.300 at the fair, like, I'm obviously, like, doing a set because, like, my parents didn't

00:23:27.160 pay attention to me.

00:23:27.900 And so, like, I'm always, like, like, trying to make them laugh.

00:23:30.920 And then when, like, they have a shy friend, then I'm, like, I want to be, like, really

00:23:34.120 intentional and try to be funny.

00:23:36.100 Yeah, to help them.

00:23:37.500 Yeah.

00:23:37.860 Kind of, like, come out their shell a little bit.

00:23:39.540 Yeah.

00:23:40.020 I feel that.

00:23:40.340 And just, like, writing jokes on the side just for them.

00:23:42.660 Yeah.

00:23:43.040 I've talked about this on my show before, I'm pretty sure.

00:23:45.540 But, like, my boyfriend is really funny.

00:23:48.680 But, like, when he first started hanging out with my family, wasn't funny.

00:23:52.980 Really?

00:23:53.620 Yeah, like, well, in the sense that, like, he was doing white people humor.

00:23:57.200 So, you know how, like, they'd be laughing at anything.

00:23:59.360 Yeah.

00:23:59.600 So, like, you could be, like, I'm so crazy.

00:24:03.060 And they'll be, like, girl, she's the funniest girl I've ever met.

00:24:06.140 Oh, yeah.

00:24:06.740 You could tell any story and they'll laugh.

00:24:08.440 But my boyfriend was doing, like, real superficial, like, tip of the iceberg shit.

00:24:13.400 Oh, yeah.

00:24:13.940 Yeah.

00:24:14.140 And then, like, my family crickets.

00:24:16.160 My family, if they don't find it funny, they're not going to laugh.

00:24:18.500 So, like, they'll literally be, like.

00:24:20.520 Really?

00:24:21.040 And so my sister.

00:24:21.980 Because I really had them going earlier.

00:24:23.120 Yeah, it's my sister.

00:24:27.160 We were driving alone.

00:24:28.740 And my sister goes, dude, I got to tell you something.

00:24:30.900 And I go, what?

00:24:31.500 She goes, I don't think your boyfriend's funny.

00:24:34.280 Mind you, this is, like, two weeks into dating.

00:24:36.240 And then I was, like, that's the meanest shit you could ever say to me.

00:24:39.420 I'd rather them tell me he was ugly than tell me that he's not funny.

00:24:42.580 Yeah.

00:24:42.980 And then my sister goes, I'm just telling you.

00:24:45.900 I call it like I see it.

00:24:47.580 Right?

00:24:47.900 And, like, my family.

00:24:51.080 I'm just telling you.

00:24:52.780 What is this?

00:24:53.840 Who is she?

00:24:54.700 And I, no, I truly, like, I was so offended.

00:24:58.180 Like, I was, like, I'm telling you he's funny.

00:25:00.540 And she was, like, I don't know.

00:25:01.580 I haven't seen anything that would tell me that he is.

00:25:03.900 And I was, like, and I went home.

00:25:05.920 I saw my boyfriend.

00:25:06.860 I said, listen, next time you see my family, I'm going to need you to get the lead out.

00:25:11.280 All right, bitch.

00:25:12.000 I'm going to need you to turn it all the way up.

00:25:14.260 Because I'll be damned if I let my family think I'm dating an unfunny bitch.

00:25:18.040 Yeah.

00:25:18.340 No.

00:25:19.380 Never.

00:25:20.140 And if that is how it's sustained, we never would have kept dating.

00:25:24.000 I can't date an unfunny person.

00:25:25.160 Wait, so did you know that he was funny, though?

00:25:27.080 Yeah.

00:25:27.300 You already knew that.

00:25:28.040 Yeah.

00:25:28.700 Oh, so you were.

00:25:29.980 Because, like, it was, like, one of those things.

00:25:31.080 Okay, hold on.

00:25:31.800 It was one of those things where, like, they hang out with a certain kind of people.

00:25:36.200 Yeah.

00:25:36.540 White people.

00:25:37.220 All the time.

00:25:37.980 And so they laugh at anything.

00:25:39.640 So you say anything and they'll laugh.

00:25:41.440 So he was doing the normal shit.

00:25:43.340 I literally was making these jokes.

00:25:45.300 Like, I was telling him the shit he would say.

00:25:46.900 And, like, with white people, hits every time.

00:25:49.720 Yeah.

00:25:49.880 With my family or any other minority family, they're like.

00:25:53.280 Yeah.

00:25:53.880 I don't get it.

00:25:54.720 Like, they're super, like, huh.

00:25:56.340 Yeah.

00:25:56.700 Like, okay.

00:25:57.940 No, yeah.

00:25:58.740 The jokes were bad, dude.

00:26:00.060 They were bad.

00:26:01.080 And it was, like, shit used to, like, a catchphrase almost.

00:26:04.220 Oh, my gosh.

00:26:05.020 So you went to him and you were like, hey, so that shit you pulled earlier?

00:26:10.960 Try it again and see what happens.

00:26:12.480 Try me again and see what happens.

00:26:13.720 So what did he do when he went back?

00:26:15.240 He went back.

00:26:16.900 He's like, hey, so.

00:26:18.620 What's the deal with airplane food?

00:26:20.480 Yeah, yeah.

00:26:21.740 He's like, hey, did you know this?

00:26:23.240 I heard this morning a woman in Massachusetts.

00:26:26.900 He starts doing a whole routine.

00:26:29.000 Like, Jay Leno here.

00:26:30.800 He's like, where are you from?

00:26:33.140 Working the crowd.

00:26:35.520 He's like, all right, two people.

00:26:36.900 Yeah.

00:26:37.580 You guys together?

00:26:38.740 Yeah.

00:26:38.940 A couple?

00:26:40.160 It's like your mom.

00:26:41.140 That's my parents.

00:26:44.820 My grandpa's there.

00:26:46.520 Where are you from, man?

00:26:47.380 What do you do for a living?

00:26:50.100 No, he literally just, like, started being himself, which is naturally funny.

00:26:54.520 Yeah.

00:26:54.900 And it ended up working out, thank God.

00:26:57.080 But I was, like, I was humiliated when she told me that.

00:27:00.860 I was like, there's no way, dude.

00:27:02.900 And she's like, I just feel it's important I tell you.

00:27:04.840 And I'm honest with you.

00:27:05.960 That's such a crazy thing to say.

00:27:07.580 Because I feel like other people would be like, so I saw your boyfriend on a dating

00:27:11.760 album.

00:27:12.600 And I thought you should know.

00:27:14.580 Yeah.

00:27:14.800 But for her, she's like, so he said a joke earlier and I didn't laugh.

00:27:19.540 And I would not be a good sister.

00:27:23.800 If I did not.

00:27:24.620 It's so dramatic.

00:27:25.300 Listen, I wouldn't be a good friend to you if I let you walk around with something like

00:27:29.440 that.

00:27:30.260 I literally, I couldn't take it.

00:27:31.900 I literally was like, I need you to stop telling those jokes.

00:27:34.880 And I need you to, I need you to kick it into high gear.

00:27:37.380 That's crazy.

00:27:38.080 I need you to do it like your life depends on it.

00:27:40.420 He's all like.

00:27:43.060 When I told him, he was like, what do you mean?

00:27:45.260 I go, you know exactly what I mean.

00:27:47.520 You know exactly the jokes.

00:27:49.180 You know what you did.

00:27:49.520 I'm talking about.

00:27:52.480 He was like, oh, okay.

00:27:54.780 They were just the, yeah.

00:27:56.300 Oh my gosh.

00:27:57.040 They were just the most, like, pandering shit ever.

00:28:00.020 Yeah.

00:28:00.480 You know how there's some, do you ever hang out with people and you could tell, like, when

00:28:03.620 you're in certain areas, they tell certain jokes because they know they're going to hit.

00:28:07.500 Yeah.

00:28:07.780 And you're, like, lazy in your head.

00:28:09.660 Yeah.

00:28:09.960 You know what I mean?

00:28:10.540 Yeah.

00:28:11.180 I do that sometimes.

00:28:12.440 Me too.

00:28:13.040 I do that too.

00:28:13.720 Yeah.

00:28:14.180 Because I know it's going to hit.

00:28:15.320 Yeah.

00:28:15.760 And I know we're in a setting where everyone's going to be like, oh my God, that's crazy.

00:28:18.120 I look at the crowd and I'm like, you know, I'll pull out one of my older jokes.

00:28:23.160 I got a couple in the chamber.

00:28:25.080 Yeah.

00:28:25.480 I'm a lot of telling these low lift ones.

00:28:28.560 No, it's funny because, like, it'll crack them up.

00:28:30.560 I'm like, oh my gosh.

00:28:31.880 You have no, like, you're like.

00:28:35.560 Your sense of humor is so far.

00:28:37.620 My friend and I have a friend, Tegan, though, I mentioned that knows my signs and social security.

00:28:43.780 She, her and I are very, like, like, I think she's so funny.

00:28:47.760 Yeah.

00:28:48.540 I think she thinks I'm very funny.

00:28:50.500 But we're very, like, we're very almost prideful in that.

00:28:54.300 Yeah.

00:28:54.700 It's kind of weird.

00:28:55.980 Like you're competing against each other?

00:28:57.660 No, no, no, no.

00:28:58.340 No, I mean, like, we both are just like, man, we're so funny.

00:29:01.860 You know, we'll, like, walk out of a room.

00:29:03.480 We'll, like, have a crowd just, like, really, like, laughing.

00:29:06.100 Yeah.

00:29:06.620 And we walk out and she was like, man, you killed it in there.

00:29:09.220 And I'm like, no, you killed it in there.

00:29:11.520 Like, but we've always, we've been that way since, like, eighth grade.

00:29:15.580 Yeah.

00:29:15.800 Or, like, I'll say a joke, I'll try something out.

00:29:17.640 And she'll be like, oh, I think you're timing on that.

00:29:20.420 We're a little different.

00:29:21.560 And I was like, yeah, you're right.

00:29:22.580 I think I tried a little too hard on that.

00:29:24.600 Yeah, you're right.

00:29:25.140 You're right.

00:29:25.540 You know, one thing.

00:29:26.040 Good, good.

00:29:26.460 She's like, I have a few notes.

00:29:28.400 Yeah, yeah.

00:29:28.820 I have some notes for you.

00:29:29.740 She's like, regroup.

00:29:32.040 Regroup.

00:29:32.460 Let's bring it back.

00:29:33.300 Let's bring that one back, yeah.

00:29:34.580 Let's bring that back.

00:29:36.620 She's like, maybe workshop that one a little bit more.

00:29:39.140 She's like, no, I can see how it could be funny.

00:29:41.760 But let's try.

00:29:43.020 You know, I see the potential in it.

00:29:44.520 I just don't think, I think it's the execution that I wasn't loving.

00:29:50.180 Okay, so for this next video we have, right?

00:29:53.720 It's basically using a sound.

00:29:55.860 And it says that male comedians don't have to be perfect or exceptionally great.

00:30:00.660 You don't even have to be good.

00:30:02.000 But female comedians do.

00:30:04.440 That's wild.

00:30:05.420 Yeah, I mean, in a judgmental standpoint, I guess that's true.

00:30:10.320 Like socially, how they consume comedy, I guess, yeah.

00:30:15.080 Because like with, you know, with some male comics, I feel like it's very like, I don't

00:30:21.920 know.

00:30:22.060 I don't know what's the term I'm trying to think.

00:30:24.060 It's like very low lift kind of shit.

00:30:26.420 But like, they talk about dating, they talk about women like being like insufferable.

00:30:32.740 They'll talk about bitches just like in the dating world.

00:30:36.020 It's very like low lift stuff.

00:30:37.760 Yeah.

00:30:38.140 It's steering into some sort of bigotry.

00:30:40.300 Right.

00:30:40.780 And like people go crazy too.

00:30:42.540 I know.

00:30:43.440 It's weird.

00:30:43.940 Like I'll see like some, I get a lot of like stand up in my For You page.

00:30:47.800 Yeah.

00:30:48.520 And it's like a lot of guys are like, dang, like you can make it look really easy.

00:30:52.900 Because like, I don't think that's funny like at all.

00:30:54.860 Me either.

00:30:55.340 You know, like I don't think that was, you know, a lick of funny and.

00:30:58.560 Me either.

00:30:59.440 And like, but the crowd was like.

00:31:01.580 Cracking.

00:31:02.020 Water and I, it's just like, I don't know, it's just crazy.

00:31:06.280 Just cracking up.

00:31:08.020 And it's like, well, I feel like those are the, like I said earlier, the kinds of dudes

00:31:11.740 that are like dark humor.

00:31:13.560 Yeah.

00:31:13.720 Some people are just so sensitive nowadays.

00:31:16.180 Shut up.

00:31:18.100 No, yeah.

00:31:19.520 That's why I, I've, I've made jokes that are very like specific and then men are like,

00:31:25.580 that's not even funny.

00:31:26.740 That's so, that's so not funny.

00:31:28.780 And I was like, okay, but being racist is.

00:31:31.800 They're like, that's not funny.

00:31:35.100 Stupid.

00:31:37.560 Tears in their eyes.

00:31:38.460 I had a guy in, in my, a kid in my eighth grade class, uh, Medardo, uh, who, uh, and Daniel,

00:31:46.160 um, who, whenever I would say something, um, I would try to be funny.

00:31:51.000 Um, they, they both would like look at me and be like.

00:31:56.200 Like on purpose?

00:31:57.780 You killed it.

00:31:58.640 Like, but they would be laughing in their little, like annoyed face.

00:32:03.400 They're like, stupid.

00:32:06.960 And I, and I always felt really like a little, a little bit like good about myself.

00:32:10.340 Cause I was like, you don't even believe yourself that I'm not funny.

00:32:14.020 You can't even sell it to yourself.

00:32:15.660 You can't even see it.

00:32:16.860 Look for you.

00:32:17.620 They're fighting back tears.

00:32:18.780 Cause they want to laugh so bad.

00:32:20.260 Laugh.

00:32:20.620 I know that's, that's kind of like my thing too.

00:32:23.540 I'm like, I know I made you laugh a little.

00:32:25.700 That has to come on, man.

00:32:26.860 Like there's like little things in there.

00:32:28.580 I know you laugh.

00:32:29.580 You couldn't hold it that much.

00:32:31.120 No.

00:32:31.600 Like I just made a video about someone and he, he was like saying this fat phobic shit

00:32:37.260 about women.

00:32:37.800 Like he said like how to playfully, how to playfully ask a girl if she's fat.

00:32:42.380 Right.

00:32:44.000 Playfully.

00:32:44.600 Okay.

00:32:45.840 Okay.

00:32:46.620 And, uh, it was literally like, you're not, you're not a big fatty.

00:32:49.560 Are you?

00:32:49.940 That was the tip like to message a girl.

00:32:52.420 You're not a big fatty, are you?

00:32:54.040 He's just playing though.

00:32:55.020 He's just playing.

00:32:55.940 Oh my God.

00:32:56.420 Just so playful.

00:32:57.780 And he was telling this whole thing.

00:33:00.700 He was being dead serious too.

00:33:02.120 Like, this is a tip I always use and it always helps.

00:33:05.540 Blah, blah, blah.

00:33:06.380 And the dude that was talking, he genuinely looked like ill.

00:33:11.120 Like he looked like he was dying from some sort of like Spanish influenza.

00:33:16.120 So I was like, I genuinely, like I was looking at it.

00:33:19.680 I didn't talk about what he said at all.

00:33:21.840 I was just like, you look like you have the Black Plague.

00:33:24.900 You look like you have smallpox friend.

00:33:26.780 I think you need to get checked.

00:33:29.120 Like genuinely, I said, and then I said he looked like when Spongebob had the suds.

00:33:32.360 And I was genuinely like, you don't, you just don't look good, bro.

00:33:40.200 Oh my gosh.

00:33:40.960 You do not look good, brother.

00:33:42.320 You are, you're struggling.

00:33:44.340 Brother.

00:33:45.360 You look ill, like truly.

00:33:47.420 And all the comments, all from women mostly, so funny.

00:33:51.700 I was like, someone said, someone said he looked like, uh, it was giving very Prince Philip.

00:33:57.920 Stop.

00:33:59.800 I was like, I was like corpse core.

00:34:02.740 You know what I mean?

00:34:03.740 So it's like how to playfully ask if you've been dead for 10 years.

00:34:09.420 And I was reading all the comments and I say, who says women aren't funny?

00:34:13.300 Bro, my comments, the comments on my videos are so funny.

00:34:17.000 Like the, the girls in my videos, they be eating them up the way that the things they

00:34:22.200 say are so specific, like, which is my favorite kind of humor.

00:34:26.280 Like I find that shit so funny.

00:34:27.860 Like I, I told someone he looked like he drove a Scion once.

00:34:32.680 It's like, sometimes I tell people, I'm like, you look like you would drive like a PT cruiser

00:34:36.720 or like you're a big, you're a big fan of like Daughtry or something.

00:34:40.920 Daughtry.

00:34:41.840 Hey.

00:34:42.360 Like Taylor Hicks.

00:34:43.440 You know what I mean?

00:34:43.900 Like, Hey, no justice for Taylor Hicks.

00:34:48.080 He deserved it that year.

00:34:51.640 That's why I'm saying like someone, I hope he's doing good.

00:34:54.920 I hope you're doing good, brother.

00:34:55.920 He's like watching this party.

00:34:57.620 He's like.

00:35:01.860 That's why I, I'll say stuff like that.

00:35:03.720 Like, like one time I saw this guy and I was like, you look like you work at Johnny

00:35:07.360 Rockets.

00:35:07.800 I have a friend who like, I tell him, I'm like, you're, you know, you're built like

00:35:13.620 an in and out worker.

00:35:17.140 He just looks like he's like really tall and just like polite.

00:35:21.200 Really tall and polite.

00:35:22.360 Yeah.

00:35:22.700 And he's like, how?

00:35:23.480 I'm like, look at you.

00:35:24.900 Look at you.

00:35:25.420 And you turn around, he has that giant safety pin that you used to put the aprons on.

00:35:28.540 Where did you get that?

00:35:29.260 That's why I, I like saying shit like, like you look like you would kill it at a valvoline.

00:35:38.300 You know what I mean?

00:35:39.100 Like that's just that kind of shit.

00:35:41.240 You're telling me that's not funny.

00:35:42.680 You're telling me that didn't make you laugh a little bit.

00:35:44.260 Oh my gosh.

00:35:45.040 When I, I just like, I'll, I'll never understand.

00:35:47.580 Cause that those kinds of dudes who say overly critical things about women and how they're

00:35:51.680 not funny.

00:35:52.800 Or even if they'll tell you that too.

00:35:54.480 I'm like, that's because your scope of what's funny is like just being bigoted.

00:36:01.140 Like it's racist or homophobic.

00:36:02.600 Or like if you think jackass is funny, then I'm not.

00:36:04.420 If you think jackass is funny, like I'm not trying to please you.

00:36:07.300 I know I'm not, I'm never going to get to you.

00:36:09.880 Like if that's your thing, then like I'm not going to try.

00:36:13.200 There's no point.

00:36:14.300 There's really like getting hit in the balls is like peak comedy to them.

00:36:18.680 Yeah.

00:36:19.740 Oh, bro.

00:36:22.040 I won't, I won't.

00:36:25.360 I like, there's some people, like I have a friend who like, he is built like a McDonald's

00:36:30.640 manager and that just means like, that's nothing wrong with that.

00:36:36.080 Like there's nothing wrong with that.

00:36:38.740 There's not.

00:36:40.140 But like, you look like one.

00:36:42.880 But like I have my friend, cause he's like, like we're the same build.

00:36:49.060 So like, and like, so when he puts on a collar shirt, it looks like he's like going to the

00:36:56.440 bank for a bank run.

00:36:57.660 Like he looks like he's going to get petty cash.

00:36:59.620 Like he, there's nothing wrong with that.

00:37:07.120 I don't think I have McDonald's.

00:37:10.200 Yeah.

00:37:10.620 I've said that.

00:37:11.300 I've said video.

00:37:12.280 I've said like that.

00:37:13.220 I told some dude once that he looked like he would make like a, like a mean homemade beer.

00:37:19.760 Like, you know what I mean?

00:37:20.920 Like he would churn it at his own house kind of shit.

00:37:24.260 Like, it's like, you look like you could really shuffle a deck of cards.

00:37:28.280 Yeah.

00:37:28.640 You know what I mean?

00:37:29.520 Like.

00:37:30.120 Cause some people do look like that.

00:37:31.500 Almost like, almost like as like a party trick.

00:37:33.980 Like, like someone says, who wants to shuffle the cards?

00:37:36.200 And it's like someone who's like me, I want to.

00:37:38.160 Right.

00:37:38.580 It's like if someone, if someone was like, oh, I don't want the other piece of the sandwich.

00:37:42.200 Like some people you can just tell are the ones that are going to be like, I'll have it.

00:37:47.260 They just have that look.

00:37:48.720 Yeah.

00:37:49.080 Like you look like you would eat the end pieces of the bread first.

00:37:52.480 Yeah.

00:37:53.040 You know what I mean?

00:37:53.580 Yeah.

00:37:53.900 One of those people.

00:37:54.960 Some people look like they tell jokes and then look around.

00:37:58.460 You know?

00:37:59.940 Like they'll say it and then they'll be like.

00:38:04.780 You know when people, I love when people do that thing with their eyes.

00:38:07.620 They're like.

00:38:09.340 Have you ever seen, have you ever seen that one that was like, you look like before you

00:38:14.980 eat, like you open Oreos and you're going to get one.

00:38:18.560 And you look like you wiggle your fingers first.

00:38:27.080 You know what I mean?

00:38:29.340 Like.

00:38:30.240 Ooh.

00:38:31.600 Like they're like, which one?

00:38:33.500 Or someone who looks like they take their pants all the way off when they go to the bathroom.

00:38:42.120 Like at home.

00:38:43.780 You look like you take them all the way off.

00:38:45.320 Kick them off.

00:38:46.240 Leave your socks on.

00:38:47.040 Oh my God, dude.

00:38:52.260 That's like my favorite kind of humor.

00:38:54.580 You know what I mean?

00:38:55.080 Yeah.

00:38:57.000 Just like so specific.

00:38:59.840 Because like, I know it really is because like people really like, like they're assigned

00:39:05.180 to certain things and they know it.

00:39:06.960 Oh yeah.

00:39:09.980 That's what makes it funny and that's what makes it hurt their feelings.

00:39:12.780 Yeah.

00:39:13.200 Like someone, you say you look like when you drink water, you engulf the whole thing at

00:39:18.220 the top.

00:39:18.800 Right.

00:39:19.220 Like put the whole thing in and drink.

00:39:20.920 Yeah.

00:39:21.240 Or when you drink, you take really deep breaths.

00:39:23.100 Like you drink and you're like.

00:39:24.760 Like, you know what I mean?

00:39:25.640 Like a little kid.

00:39:26.660 There's some people who are like, you look like you would drink the whole bottle and

00:39:30.960 then pretend like you didn't know what you just did for like approval from the room.

00:39:34.960 You know?

00:39:40.440 Like damn, you drink the whole bottle.

00:39:46.480 They just don't remember.

00:39:48.060 You know who the worst types of people are?

00:39:49.900 What?

00:39:50.340 When you're eating.

00:39:52.000 We didn't let this episode become something else.

00:39:53.780 Um, when you're at a restaurant and like people are like talking because I'm a listener.

00:40:00.140 Yeah.

00:40:00.500 I love to listen to you if you want to talk or whatever.

00:40:04.300 Yeah.

00:40:04.600 But like, I'm not going to not eat while you talk.

00:40:08.320 And so then they like finish eating or then they finish talking and they're like, oh wow,

00:40:13.120 you were hungry.

00:40:16.580 Wow, you were really hungry.

00:40:19.700 You were talking, you talked for 20 minutes about your ex.

00:40:22.780 And now I get why she laughed.

00:40:25.100 Because you're annoying.

00:40:26.520 You don't read rooms.

00:40:27.500 You know, in that same vein, some of the worst people to me are like when it's, you're very

00:40:34.480 hot.

00:40:34.860 Like I'm someone who sweats pretty easily.

00:40:36.760 So I get very hot.

00:40:38.140 Yeah.

00:40:38.560 And so when you're clearly sweating, right?

00:40:40.940 And you're in a setting where sweating is probably frowned upon a little bit.

00:40:44.140 Right.

00:40:44.540 But you can't stop it.

00:40:45.440 You're already hot.

00:40:46.360 Yeah.

00:40:46.560 And so you're trying to have a normal conversation with someone.

00:40:48.820 And you can tell that they can see that you're sweating.

00:40:52.240 And they'll go, it's, is it hot out here?

00:40:54.780 Are you hot?

00:40:56.100 No, bitch.

00:40:56.760 I'm just crying outside of my forehead.

00:40:58.580 Like, what are you talking about?

00:41:00.260 No, people.

00:41:01.020 No, because those types of people cut them off.

00:41:03.100 Like, people, they know what they're doing.

00:41:05.660 They know they're annoying.

00:41:06.720 It's hot out here, huh?

00:41:08.020 They'll say things like, like, to almost trying to make you feel better, but it makes me feel

00:41:11.160 worse.

00:41:12.040 So I say, when they say that, I instantly lie.

00:41:14.320 So I go, no, oh, no.

00:41:15.620 I'm like, you know, I mean, it's a little, it's a little warm.

00:41:18.180 I'm like, meanwhile, my whole neck is drenched.

00:41:20.340 Yeah.

00:41:20.640 My hair is sticking to my neck.

00:41:21.880 I'm like, no, I'm good.

00:41:24.840 It's just a little, like, it's just a little cold outside.

00:41:27.940 I'm actually kind of cold.

00:41:29.220 I'm actually really, well, I need a coat.

00:41:31.220 I'm actually freezing, so.

00:41:34.100 This weather's bipolar.

00:41:35.600 I mean, I can't handle it.

00:41:37.280 That's crazy, huh?

00:41:38.580 No, I love when, when I, like, because I have, like, a resting, like, bitch face.

00:41:44.960 Same.

00:41:45.480 You know, and it's just, like, that's just how it is.

00:41:48.680 Yeah.

00:41:49.500 I've landed there, and, you know, I have, like.

00:41:52.280 Come to terms with it.

00:41:52.940 My wrinkles on my forehead, everything.

00:41:54.800 It's just like, it's just like that.

00:41:55.960 But I'm, I'm fairly, like, happy and content.

00:41:59.340 Yeah.

00:41:59.560 But then someone will be like, are you okay?

00:42:02.800 And it's only at that point that you're like, I'm not, because I don't like you.

00:42:09.100 Because I don't, like, you know.

00:42:11.160 Yeah, now you're going to make me say it.

00:42:12.720 Right.

00:42:13.180 Or, like, if I, like, like, I'll, like, we'll be sitting or whatever.

00:42:16.300 And then, you know, like, sometimes, I don't know if you do it, but, like, like, sometimes you just kind of, like, let go.

00:42:21.560 Because you're sitting down, and you're like, oh, you're, like, maybe watching something, whatever.

00:42:24.660 Yeah.

00:42:25.020 So then, like, during the day, I'll be, like, whatever, controlling myself.

00:42:29.460 But then if I'm sitting down, then, like, you know, then you're, like.

00:42:35.400 And then you really, you really just breathe.

00:42:37.620 Because you're not trying to contain it anymore.

00:42:39.540 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:42:40.700 Well, this is, well, some people do.

00:42:43.200 And so, like, I'll let myself just breathe.

00:42:44.900 And some people will be like, are you okay?

00:42:46.920 Yeah.

00:42:48.000 Sorry.

00:42:48.560 I was holding it all day.

00:42:49.620 Are you breathing heavy?

00:42:51.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:42:52.240 Exactly.

00:42:53.000 What?

00:42:53.480 Yeah, because you just, like, let go.

00:42:54.880 Some people know.

00:42:56.440 If you know, you know.

00:42:57.480 Hey, well, that's our time today.

00:42:58.920 Thank you so much for joining us.

00:43:00.480 Make sure.

00:43:01.940 So let's get back on track here.

00:43:04.240 Okay, okay.

00:43:04.600 Right back into these comments.

00:43:06.200 So the person who made this video, they basically wrote in their own comment section,

00:43:10.320 the point is people like to see women fail and men succeed.

00:43:13.200 That's why people only focus on bad female comedians and good male comedians, which is

00:43:17.960 a good point.

00:43:18.440 I think there's good and bad of both, right?

00:43:20.340 Some, I, I've made this joke before, but, like, some dudes will make one fat joke and

00:43:26.400 they're like, should I quit my day job?

00:43:28.580 I should go into comedy.

00:43:30.120 This is my calling.

00:43:31.160 They're like, I think, and I, and I literally like, you know what?

00:43:33.600 Good luck.

00:43:34.280 Lorne Michaels, watch out.

00:43:35.620 Cause this guy, he's coming for your job, babe.

00:43:39.160 They literally be like, yeah, well, guess what?

00:43:41.060 Like I posted a picture, this is a perfect example.

00:43:44.060 I posted a picture of me at Billboard Music Awards, and then I can't even tell you how

00:43:48.940 many dudes wrote, more like you're built like a billboard.

00:43:53.000 The same joke, the same, like as big as a billboard, maybe.

00:44:00.540 I saw that joke probably like 20,000 times, all from dudes.

00:44:04.860 And I said, this is all you got?

00:44:07.020 Like there's a million jokes you could have made and that's the one you picked?

00:44:11.060 How long do you think it took to like cook that up?

00:44:13.700 They're like, what else is big?

00:44:15.660 What else is big?

00:44:17.420 Billboards.

00:44:17.760 She's at the, oh my gosh.

00:44:19.120 Okay, oh my God, oh my God.

00:44:20.020 It's a play on words, right?

00:44:21.520 It's double entendre.

00:44:22.980 I could be, it could be a fat joke layered with a pun.

00:44:26.780 More like, as big as a billboard.

00:44:30.300 Good one.

00:44:31.720 And they probably just saw it from someone else.

00:44:33.620 That's what I'm saying.

00:44:34.560 At one point I was like, how many times have you seen this joke in here?

00:44:37.140 And then you made that too.

00:44:38.400 Yeah, did you, was that on Twitter or where?

00:44:41.520 Yeah, it was on Twitter.

00:44:42.620 I saw something you posted on, I think you posted that picture on Twitter.

00:44:45.720 Yeah, I did, yeah.

00:44:46.640 That's where I saw them.

00:44:47.560 I saw them all on Twitter.

00:44:48.560 Like that same exact, more like built like a billboard.

00:44:52.700 What do they do when they post them?

00:44:56.020 Zero likes, zero retweets.

00:44:58.420 That's so weird.

00:45:00.120 You know what they do?

00:45:00.800 They go click and then they go back to Zoomies.

00:45:03.160 Because they're 15 is up.

00:45:04.520 Stop.

00:45:05.120 It's time to go back.

00:45:07.220 It's time to go back to serving at BJ's.

00:45:09.440 You know what I mean?

00:45:10.240 Stop.

00:45:11.440 Stop.

00:45:13.220 We're running out of brands.

00:45:16.460 Yeah, I made that joke once in a thing.

00:45:18.300 Honestly, brands love that because they get mentioned.

00:45:20.140 But I made a joke once.

00:45:21.260 I said, you look like you work at Jersey Mike's.

00:45:24.160 Well, yeah.

00:45:24.820 For them, they're like, okay, we got promo boys.

00:45:26.840 Can we ask them if we could use that for our channel?

00:45:32.180 For the whitelisting on that?

00:45:34.420 The exclusivity?

00:45:36.200 No, that dude was like, what does that even mean?

00:45:38.260 I don't even.

00:45:40.140 If you have to ask.

00:45:42.340 If you have to ask.

00:45:43.280 Oh, my gosh.

00:45:46.040 And this next comment says, and their only jokes are about them hating their wives.

00:45:51.460 I think that all the time.

00:45:53.340 When they're like, I hate my wife.

00:45:55.080 She's such a bitch.

00:45:55.840 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:56.660 Am I right, fellas?

00:45:57.980 Yeah.

00:45:58.780 We all hate them.

00:46:00.840 Women.

00:46:01.760 Yeah, women.

00:46:04.620 As soon as she goes shopping, it's just me.

00:46:07.520 Yeah.

00:46:08.580 Relaxing.

00:46:09.220 Yeah, they're all, thank you, Target.

00:46:11.000 Am I right?

00:46:15.100 They're like, those bitches love Target, don't they?

00:46:18.260 Take my cardio, bitch.

00:46:22.080 And they're like, this is comedy gold.

00:46:24.720 Yeah.

00:46:24.940 They're all.

00:46:26.480 Look out Comedy Central.

00:46:28.620 You're right, Tom.

00:46:29.180 Yeah.

00:46:29.980 They're like, you know, the HBO casting call.

00:46:36.360 America's next top comic.

00:46:38.800 Last comic standing.

00:46:40.900 Hello.

00:46:41.060 You think, like, the CEO of Comedy Central is going to be like, get that guy in my office.

00:46:49.400 I know.

00:46:50.540 We found it.

00:46:51.880 You know what?

00:46:52.180 No, Lauren is like, hey.

00:46:56.120 Get all pages up here.

00:46:59.860 Get that Brock dude.

00:47:01.400 Bring him down here immediately.

00:47:03.540 Fly him out to New York.

00:47:04.780 We have to have a meeting.

00:47:05.720 She's on a Target, so she'll be gone for a few hours.

00:47:18.940 Am I right?

00:47:20.540 Go get your nails done, you bitch.

00:47:22.340 Oh my gosh.

00:47:26.020 This next comment says, and then people hate on them for making jokes about things like

00:47:29.880 periods and motherhood.

00:47:31.740 Yeah, they always think, she must be on her period.

00:47:34.860 Like, they make jokes about periods a lot.

00:47:38.860 That's so weird.

00:47:40.300 Must be that time of the month.

00:47:41.620 Just, what a lazy joke is what I always think.

00:47:46.840 What a lazy joke.

00:47:47.900 I think that about fat jokes, too.

00:47:49.440 Lazy.

00:47:49.780 Right.

00:47:50.400 Yeah.

00:47:50.940 Like, if that's, okay, so like, let's say, okay, well, you're fat.

00:47:54.460 And then what if you just go, okay.

00:47:58.020 Yeah.

00:47:58.520 Now what?

00:48:00.120 Right.

00:48:00.640 He's like, I guess that's it.

00:48:02.380 No, when people say that to me, I'm like, but did you like the joke by chance?

00:48:07.500 Did you like the writing?

00:48:08.440 Well, what'd you think about the material?

00:48:09.520 Yeah.

00:48:10.060 That's my real question.

00:48:10.880 I know, I truly don't care at all if people make fun of, like, what I look like.

00:48:16.420 That doesn't bother me, literally, at all.

00:48:18.440 Must be nice.

00:48:23.520 This next one says, who are the good female comedians, though?

00:48:28.500 I don't, none of them, because they're all bitches.

00:48:31.540 Yeah.

00:48:32.280 All bitches.

00:48:33.360 It's like a gatekeeping feeling, right?

00:48:36.180 Yeah, which is strange.

00:48:37.020 You're not supposed to be funny.

00:48:37.580 But it's so weird, because, like, why are people, I don't understand it.

00:48:44.600 It's like the same thing as, like, Medardo and Daniel in eighth grade, when they're like,

00:48:47.860 you're not allowed to be funny.

00:48:49.660 You know?

00:48:50.640 Because I'm not funny, so no one's allowed to be funny.

00:48:52.640 Like, because they thought they were funny.

00:48:53.840 But they're funny, they're funny was, like, chonkla comedy.

00:48:57.760 Yeah, I feel you.

00:48:59.280 Like, oh, mom's coming.

00:49:00.400 She told us to turn the beans on.

00:49:02.580 You know, we didn't.

00:49:03.640 So now she's going to hit us with a chonkla.

00:49:04.780 Like, vine kind of humor.

00:49:06.580 Right.

00:49:06.960 Like, real superficial stuff.

00:49:08.460 Super weird.

00:49:09.340 Like, shit that, like, 13-year-old kids would laugh at.

00:49:11.820 Yeah.

00:49:12.540 But, like, when I was 13, I was writing, like, you know, big stuff.

00:49:17.920 A visionary.

00:49:19.020 Yeah.

00:49:19.840 That's what you were.

00:49:20.580 And you're actually Lorne Michaels.

00:49:23.200 Oh.

00:49:27.620 This next one says, to answer your, wait, to answer your caption, there are no good ones.

00:49:33.620 Like, no.

00:49:33.900 Oh, my gosh.

00:49:35.840 Oh, my gosh.

00:49:36.160 He felt so cool writing that.

00:49:37.180 What a fire take.

00:49:38.320 Yeah, um, I was sent, and the answer is there's none.

00:49:43.600 What is that?

00:49:45.000 According to my research, the answer is zero.

00:49:48.460 Take that, you stupid bitch.

00:49:52.220 Sometimes I'll make, like, real, like, cheap jokes.

00:49:56.920 Yeah.

00:49:57.380 So, like, for example, one time I got my boyfriend so good with, like, a Joe Mama joke.

00:50:02.360 Like, we were talking about something real, like, real basic, real random.

00:50:06.120 And I was like, no, they think you're Joe's son.

00:50:09.220 And then he goes, who's Joe?

00:50:11.420 Ooh, bitch.

00:50:12.080 And that one moment I was like, I got you so good, bitch.

00:50:15.300 So, I was like, Joe Mama.

00:50:16.820 And it made me laugh.

00:50:17.900 And we all laughed so hard.

00:50:19.400 Yeah.

00:50:19.560 Because it's so, it's so silly.

00:50:21.200 Yeah.

00:50:21.520 So, on TikTok, when dudes make, like, real cheap shot jokes or they'll say stuff like terrible, bigoted stuff,

00:50:28.160 I'll just say it's probably because you have ligma.

00:50:31.200 And they'll say why I say ligma balls.

00:50:35.600 Those hit every time.

00:50:37.180 I don't give a hot wet monkey's ass.

00:50:39.380 Those hit every time.

00:50:40.480 One time I did a whole response video to this terrible dude because I ripped one of his videos up.

00:50:45.440 And he was trying to turn everybody against me.

00:50:47.820 Right.

00:50:48.860 And every time they call me, okay, this is off topic, not really.

00:50:51.540 They always call me Fiona, like, from Shrek, which is kind of funny, like, a little bit.

00:50:55.900 They call me Shrek.

00:50:57.180 Oh, my God.

00:50:57.740 We're meant to be.

00:51:00.680 Meant to be.

00:51:01.560 And you know what's funny is I technically am like Shrek because, like, all the people who, like, want to kill me,

00:51:05.960 they can't because they're, like, afraid of me.

00:51:07.460 You know what I'm saying?

00:51:08.000 Oh, my gosh.

00:51:08.660 Anyways, that's a side note that had nothing to do with what I was talking about just now.

00:51:13.600 So, I was, anyways, I was made a joke.

00:51:16.020 A video ripping this dude up.

00:51:17.420 And he tried to turn everybody against me, like the people who pick it against Shrek.

00:51:21.420 That was the point of my joke.

00:51:22.680 Anyways, so, when he made this, I did this whole response video responding to every single one of his claims.

00:51:28.360 And his whole thing was, like, I'm all about spreading love and positivity.

00:51:31.040 I'm all, no the fuck you're not.

00:51:32.800 But, anyways, I literally said, you're obviously not about spreading love and positivity, but you know what you can spread?

00:51:37.940 These nuts.

00:51:39.380 That's how I ended my, I swear to God, like, that made me laugh.

00:51:42.800 And someone said, you can say whatever you want about her, but you're lying if you said that didn't make you laugh at the end.

00:51:48.140 Because nobody was expecting it.

00:51:49.660 You're right.

00:51:50.320 And I think he laughed.

00:51:52.000 And that makes them more upset.

00:51:53.500 Yeah.

00:51:53.900 Because I got them.

00:51:54.900 He was watching, he was like.

00:51:59.180 His, like, body took a screenshot.

00:52:00.800 No, literally, I was like, I say shit like that all the time because it hits every time to me.

00:52:09.360 Yeah.

00:52:10.120 Every time to me, it's like a deez nuts joke.

00:52:12.720 Yeah.

00:52:13.680 Ligma.

00:52:14.280 Ligma balls.

00:52:15.080 Ligma.

00:52:15.840 All those things, they kill me.

00:52:17.700 They make me laugh so hard.

00:52:18.920 Like, my boyfriend knows so many of them, which is stupid.

00:52:21.300 But, like, I use them all the time because they hit every time.

00:52:26.040 And they make them so upset, especially when they fall for it.

00:52:28.840 Yeah.

00:52:29.180 Especially through text, like, through a comment response.

00:52:32.480 Because if I'm responding to a comment, you don't know what I'm, like, what my tonality and stuff is.

00:52:36.520 When I say it in person, it's harder for me to highlight because I'm like, they probably think you're Joe's son.

00:52:40.640 Oh, my gosh.

00:52:42.020 Yeah, you're like, I don't know, Ligma.

00:52:44.860 Yeah.

00:52:46.780 Just hoping.

00:52:47.900 Just hoping someone picks up on it.

00:52:49.780 Yeah.

00:52:51.860 That no one, they don't see it coming.

00:52:54.200 Those are my favorite kinds of jokes.

00:52:55.640 Because they're so cheap and easy.

00:52:58.160 Yeah.

00:52:58.480 They eat those up.

00:52:59.840 I've never said anyone like that.

00:53:01.520 No?

00:53:01.960 You should try.

00:53:03.060 Yeah, one of these days.

00:53:05.340 He's like, I'm above that.

00:53:07.200 One of these days I will.

00:53:08.320 If that makes you laugh, I'm happy for you.

00:53:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:53:10.860 I celebrate you.

00:53:13.200 I support you.

00:53:14.180 Yeah.

00:53:14.960 I support you, I do.

00:53:19.500 No, but we agree a lot on specific humor.

00:53:21.900 That's my favorite kind.

00:53:23.520 Like, telling someone they look like they would work at the Orange County Fair.

00:53:27.920 Right.

00:53:28.540 Oh, my.

00:53:28.900 And I say jokes like that.

00:53:32.660 Because I don't think it's offensive.

00:53:34.580 It's not.

00:53:35.240 It's funny.

00:53:35.620 But you, but you, you do.

00:53:38.740 You do.

00:53:39.840 You're getting mad at me.

00:53:41.500 As if it's my fault that you look like an enterprise rental car worker.

00:53:45.440 You swear.

00:53:47.620 You look like a one-star Uber driver.

00:53:50.060 Well, because, like, one of my friends, Alfred, he looks, he, he looks, and I'm just for real.

00:53:59.520 Like, he, his, he's shaped, like, he's built, like, one of the, you know the photographers for the Easter Bunny at the mall?

00:54:08.340 Like, he's built like that.

00:54:10.400 Like, that's not a bad thing.

00:54:12.880 Not even Santa?

00:54:14.280 No.

00:54:14.580 The Easter Bunny?

00:54:15.880 No, no, the photographer.

00:54:17.260 I know, I know.

00:54:18.260 I'm saying not even the Santa Claus photographer at the Easter Bunny.

00:54:21.460 No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:23.120 Yeah, like, he looks like he, because he's such a douchebag that, like, he looks like he would have pleasure in saying, no personal pictures.

00:54:32.920 No, we take the pictures.

00:54:34.260 You can't have your phone.

00:54:35.860 You know, like, there's people who just, like, love that.

00:54:38.520 Yeah.

00:54:38.820 You know.

00:54:39.300 Like, someone that looks like they work at a GNC.

00:54:41.880 Oh, yeah.

00:54:42.700 Oh, no, for sure.

00:54:43.700 Yeah.

00:54:43.900 What are you looking for?

00:54:44.840 Yeah.

00:54:45.300 Yeah, that won't do much for you, buddy.

00:54:46.840 Yeah.

00:54:47.160 Like, what are you looking to do?

00:54:50.440 Gain muscle?

00:54:51.780 You should come over here.

00:54:52.820 Come to this side.

00:54:53.720 Yeah, also, like, here's my Facebook if you want to, if you need some personal training.

00:54:58.160 Like.

00:54:59.360 I also train, too.

00:55:00.740 I also sell crypto, in case you're interested.

00:55:03.900 See, some people are built, like, pyramid scheme, like, reps.

00:55:07.860 Like, MLM people?

00:55:08.900 Yeah.

00:55:09.340 Yeah.

00:55:09.800 Like, I agree.

00:55:10.960 I agree with you, truly.

00:55:12.340 Yeah.

00:55:12.620 Like, I've talked about, like, the world's worst car salesman.

00:55:15.860 That's what you look like.

00:55:17.140 Like, the one that will leave you alone.

00:55:19.040 Oh, yeah.

00:55:19.720 No.

00:55:19.840 Yeah, makes a lot of jokes.

00:55:21.080 I hate that.

00:55:22.320 I hate it.

00:55:23.880 Because, like, I feel like I'm, I, I, what do I look like I could work at?

00:55:29.420 Where do you look like you could work at?

00:55:30.820 I, I, I look, I feel like I look like a Panda Express shift lead.

00:55:39.080 Or, like, you're like, I see it.

00:55:44.020 I was trying to think of me.

00:55:45.460 I was trying to think of what I look like.

00:55:47.800 I look like I, I think I look like.

00:55:52.000 Can't stop thinking of what you said.

00:55:55.680 Like, I'm on my 30.

00:55:58.280 Take 30?

00:55:59.240 I'm on, yeah.

00:55:59.820 Y'all, where's Melissa?

00:56:00.940 Is she back yet?

00:56:02.020 Her 15's up.

00:56:04.780 You know.

00:56:05.540 You have that wok.

00:56:06.940 Like, cooking the orange chicken.

00:56:09.420 I'm, like, opening the back.

00:56:13.680 You're putting shrimp in those little tiny, like, third, third entree ones.

00:56:17.560 Yeah.

00:56:18.020 You're like.

00:56:18.460 I'm, like, looking at, like, like, someone's serving rice and I'm, like, less.

00:56:22.380 You know, like, when they stand over, like, less than that.

00:56:24.880 The Panda Express, but in the mall.

00:56:27.960 You know.

00:56:28.120 Oh, yeah.

00:56:28.620 Just sitting in the food, sitting in the food court, like, with my hat, like.

00:56:37.900 On your break.

00:56:42.860 You're sitting at that table that the train that drives in the mall goes on.

00:56:49.060 Where you have to move.

00:56:50.320 Like, when I see, like, an employee from Charlie's pass by, I'm just, like.

00:57:03.820 The Sparrows.

00:57:05.180 Yeah.

00:57:06.360 Are we talking about Burbank Mall?

00:57:09.360 I've never even met you, dude.

00:57:11.060 That's just every mall ever.

00:57:12.560 That's because they're right next to each other.

00:57:14.220 All three that I, that we mentioned.

00:57:16.080 It's, like, Panda, Charlie's, and.

00:57:19.180 Sparrow.

00:57:20.180 Yeah.

00:57:22.200 Have you ever seen that one where they cook on the, the hibachi in front of you?

00:57:26.760 I don't know.

00:57:27.420 It's called, like, it's called, like, yeah.

00:57:28.980 Maybe that's just a Riverside thing.

00:57:30.600 Okay, relax.

00:57:32.800 Sorry.

00:57:33.180 I don't know.

00:57:34.020 Maybe just the IE.

00:57:35.020 I think I look like, for me, I think I look like I would work at, like, an Ulta.

00:57:45.140 But I'd be really bad at my job.

00:57:47.300 Like, I'd be really bad at color matching you.

00:57:49.300 I'd follow you around and be like, oh, no, girl, you should definitely try this.

00:57:54.140 You should definitely try that.

00:57:54.860 Like, I'd be really bad at my job.

00:57:56.760 That's what I think I look like.

00:57:58.540 I, okay.

00:57:59.720 I think you work at the Spicy Candies Island.

00:58:07.020 You know the, the island in the middle of the mall?

00:58:11.140 I'm well aware.

00:58:12.820 Spicy Candies?

00:58:13.980 You know how they have, like, the Tremont candy?

00:58:14.460 The ones where it has the dispensers?

00:58:16.880 And you scoop it for them?

00:58:18.140 Yeah, and you want a free sample?

00:58:20.600 You look like, you look like you'd be sitting at the end, just like.

00:58:24.080 Okay.

00:58:25.400 Not doing my job?

00:58:26.780 Do you need help?

00:58:29.720 Or the ones with the neon signs?

00:58:33.520 Where no one, you're like, who the fuck buys from that thing?

00:58:36.840 Like, there's something going on back there.

00:58:41.160 Okay.

00:58:41.980 If that's the case, then you look like you would also work at, like, an Annie's Pretzels.

00:58:48.020 But not Wetzel's, Annie's.

00:58:50.460 Annie's.

00:58:51.080 Yeah, Auntie Anne's.

00:58:51.960 Auntie Anne's, yeah.

00:58:52.880 That's what it is, yeah.

00:58:53.640 I look like my hat doesn't fit, and I have just, like, white powder.

00:58:58.360 The cinnamon sugar?

00:58:59.720 Yeah, and, like, when people come over, I'm like, have you been helped?

00:59:02.140 You're like, we don't have cinnamon anymore.

00:59:03.760 We don't have any more.

00:59:04.180 Yeah, we're out.

00:59:04.960 We're out.

00:59:06.120 Was there something else that you were looking for?

00:59:08.440 You're the one holding the little tray.

00:59:10.180 You're all, do you want a sample out front?

00:59:13.580 You already had one.

00:59:15.920 You already had one.

00:59:17.260 I can only give one, so.

00:59:19.120 Sorry.

00:59:21.300 You know where else I'd look like I'd work?

00:59:23.420 Where?

00:59:23.920 Like, a fashion boomy.

00:59:25.580 Like, the Q.

00:59:26.420 You know those ones that are, like, it's not Forever 21, but it's like, it's like AliExpress

00:59:31.840 in a store.

00:59:32.520 Yeah.

00:59:33.260 That's what I'd look like I'd work.

00:59:34.120 I could see that.

00:59:34.920 If I was in retail.

00:59:35.560 I could see us being co-workers.

00:59:38.400 Could you imagine?

00:59:39.620 Yeah.

00:59:39.780 Like, I'm, like, right there, like, down the aisle, like.

00:59:42.240 Yeah, but then when I leave, you go, she's always trying to tell me what to do.

00:59:46.260 No.

00:59:46.840 She's a manager, and she's not.

00:59:49.080 I feel like you as a co-worker, I wouldn't know how to act around you, because I don't

00:59:53.900 know if I would be, like, I'd be, like, well, you know what you look like?

00:59:59.400 Like, you look like you'd become manager there, and you'd change up, and so we would

01:00:06.060 go from, like, yeah, like, we used to be, like, best friends, like, oh, my God, look,

01:00:10.100 bitch, go, go, bitch, go, go, go, like, we're all, like, hanging out, having fun, sweeping

01:00:13.960 and stuff, and then you become manager, and then two weeks later, you're like, Leo, off

01:00:19.080 your phone, and then I'll be like.

01:00:21.320 No phones on the floor?

01:00:22.560 Right.

01:00:22.820 No phones on the floor.

01:00:23.660 No.

01:00:24.720 You do look like that.

01:00:27.800 You do look like that.

01:00:28.980 Well, you know who you look like?

01:00:31.060 Just go forever.

01:00:33.100 No, you look like you would work in an Old Navy, right?

01:00:37.280 But you'd be someone who'd be really helpful in an Old Navy.

01:00:41.100 Yeah.

01:00:41.520 Yeah, like, you'd be super over-the-top helpful to the point where I'm like, leave me the fuck

01:00:45.440 alone.

01:00:45.720 Oh, yeah.

01:00:46.880 Just to let you know, so everything's 20% off right now, everything against the wall.

01:00:51.960 Yeah.

01:00:52.280 Yeah.

01:00:52.640 Did you need a fitting room?

01:00:54.020 Okay, let me know.

01:00:55.200 Let me know.

01:00:55.960 Let me know.

01:00:56.500 Okay, well, that's gonna do it for this episode.

01:00:58.980 Out of the comment section show, thank you so much again to my bestie, Leo, for joining

01:01:04.520 us today.

01:01:05.680 We just had a roast off, like, for 20 minutes.

01:01:10.640 It's just like, favorite thing, that's proof that men and women are both funny.

01:01:14.640 It's very possible.

01:01:15.780 We're very funny.

01:01:16.300 So, where can everybody find you?

01:01:18.260 What are your handles?

01:01:19.580 My Instagram and TikTok and Twitter?

01:01:26.480 Leo Gonzalo.

01:01:27.500 Love that.

01:01:28.460 Yeah.

01:01:28.900 Love that for us.

01:01:30.080 You don't have to follow.

01:01:31.120 Don't feel pressured.

01:01:31.960 No, I'm gonna pressure you.

01:01:33.160 Make sure you follow Leo.

01:01:34.220 Leo is so...

01:01:35.260 You're so funny, dude.

01:01:36.260 I love you.

01:01:37.000 I adore you.

01:01:38.360 You're incredible.

01:01:39.300 Thank you.

01:01:39.520 I'm so sorry it took 15 episodes.

01:01:41.320 I don't think you are.

01:01:42.560 That's okay, though.

01:01:43.840 I think I proved you that I was worth it.

01:01:47.260 I think I saved the best for last.

01:01:49.680 Oh, is this a season finale?

01:01:50.980 No.

01:01:51.600 Okay.

01:01:52.600 You heard it here.

01:01:53.640 So, you're not quite there?

01:01:54.980 But you're towards the end.

01:01:58.580 Thank you so much for all of you for joining us today.

01:02:01.240 If you want to watch full-length episodes of the comment section show, make sure you subscribe

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01:02:18.860 Make sure you stream it.

01:02:20.420 And make sure you follow Leo.

01:02:22.040 He is so incredibly funny.

01:02:23.480 And I love you and adore you.

01:02:24.720 I can't wait to watch this episode.

01:02:27.320 And thank you all so much for watching.

01:02:29.380 And I'll see you next time.

01:02:30.440 Bye!

The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - May 25, 2022

ROAST BATTLE ｜ Drew Afualo ft. Leo González ｜ THE COMMENT SECTION 15

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