The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

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00:01:19.060 Everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show starring me, your fave.

00:01:23.940 Everybody knows me. Nobody cares about me.

00:01:25.400 We're still in the New York studio.

00:01:27.280 Yay! How exciting!

00:01:29.020 And today we have an icon, a legend, a hilarious, amazing podcast host and comedian,

00:01:35.480 the one and only Ira Madison III.

00:01:38.660 Woo!

00:01:40.240 Hi.

00:01:41.140 Hi.

00:01:41.840 It's nice to be here. I love this studio.

00:01:43.720 Thank you.

00:01:44.120 I was telling you before, I was like, it's so cheap.

00:01:46.740 Thank you. I had no hand or part in decorating it whatsoever.

00:01:51.400 I will say, though, another episode I taped, the chairs were much smaller.

00:01:56.420 Okay.

00:01:56.700 And I was like, these chairs are fatphobic.

00:01:58.700 Let's change that. Let's fix that.

00:02:00.100 This chair is very comfortable.

00:02:02.000 This chair's nice.

00:02:02.660 I want to steal it.

00:02:03.480 This is a nice chair.

00:02:05.300 I wish I could take credit for it, but my amazing producers found it.

00:02:08.020 They're like, I found some better chairs. I'm like, period, switch them out.

00:02:10.660 I'll ask them about taking it on the subway.

00:02:12.580 Okay, perfect.

00:02:13.580 I give you permission.

00:02:14.840 Not my studio.

00:02:15.920 I give you permission. You can steal it. That's fine.

00:02:18.580 How are you?

00:02:19.700 I'm good. I'm good.

00:02:21.340 Yeah? How are you? Thriving?

00:02:23.140 Yeah, it's hot, you know, but...

00:02:25.160 As hell?

00:02:26.020 Yeah, I just got back from L.A.

00:02:27.640 Okay. And I just came to New York.

00:02:29.980 Look at us.

00:02:30.680 Yeah.

00:02:30.940 Twin Flames.

00:02:31.560 Yeah. I guess you can tell where I was from my nails.

00:02:34.780 Period.

00:02:35.400 The Beyonce.

00:02:36.360 Yeah, the birthday show.

00:02:37.380 Same.

00:02:37.740 Yeah, okay.

00:02:38.880 Iconic, legendary.

00:02:39.920 Yeah, it was great.

00:02:40.540 I'm also a Virgo, so...

00:02:42.120 Okay.

00:02:42.420 She's the only Virgo that matters.

00:02:44.400 I did, actually.

00:02:45.780 The Virgo's Groove shirt?

00:02:46.580 Yes.

00:02:47.080 Oh, congratulations.

00:02:47.980 It was sold out.

00:02:50.200 To be fair, like, to you, I was gifted the shirt.

00:02:54.260 Okay, that's great.

00:02:55.060 Because I went with Beyonce's hair brand that she's coming out with.

00:02:59.760 Okay.

00:03:00.080 I know...

00:03:01.700 She's still doing that.

00:03:02.680 Yes.

00:03:03.140 Okay.

00:03:04.380 It drops soon, I assume.

00:03:06.540 Okay.

00:03:06.980 I remember the rumblings about it.

00:03:08.840 Mm-hmm.

00:03:09.300 Yeah.

00:03:09.720 I know literally nothing else.

00:03:12.740 Okay.

00:03:12.880 I know nothing else.

00:03:13.680 I've gotten many questions about, like, what's it called?

00:03:16.480 What is she coming out with?

00:03:18.180 I genuinely don't know.

00:03:19.320 They didn't tell me shit.

00:03:20.460 I mean, look at my head.

00:03:22.080 Very bald.

00:03:23.140 But it's Beyonce, so I'm like, am I going to buy some hair?

00:03:27.480 Let's.

00:03:27.980 Let us.

00:03:28.640 In fact, I would.

00:03:30.160 I got more than enough hair, and I would.

00:03:32.100 Listen, I'm like, whatever she does, I'm cool with it.

00:03:35.620 Mm-hmm.

00:03:36.060 She could tell me to eat my own fucking shoe, and I would do it.

00:03:39.140 So, she's the only Virgo that truly matters.

00:03:41.220 Yeah.

00:03:41.700 But as a Virgo sister, I feel like we're connected in some way.

00:03:45.780 No, that's great.

00:03:46.760 Listen, I'm glad that you got gifted it, too, because I was in line.

00:03:51.400 Really?

00:03:51.740 And I was waiting, and I was like, let me wait in the line still, like, see what's up.

00:03:56.580 Yeah.

00:03:57.140 And then my friend came up, and he was like, girl, let me check and see if these are even

00:04:01.240 here.

00:04:01.520 He walked up to the front.

00:04:02.500 He was like, got this shirt?

00:04:04.140 Do you have the LA shirt, too?

00:04:05.700 And they're like, no.

00:04:06.380 And he was like, get out of this line.

00:04:07.780 And I was like, thank you.

00:04:08.960 Waste of time.

00:04:09.600 Yeah, I did waste time.

00:04:10.560 That's a good friend.

00:04:11.520 Yeah.

00:04:12.080 But, you know, I got, that was my third time seeing it.

00:04:15.160 Mm.

00:04:16.020 So.

00:04:16.560 My second time.

00:04:17.100 I went in Amsterdam.

00:04:18.580 Oh, wow.

00:04:19.440 How fun.

00:04:19.640 The Juneteenth weekend.

00:04:20.960 Oh, damn.

00:04:21.740 Okay.

00:04:21.980 That was fun.

00:04:23.260 And I haven't.

00:04:24.360 How was the mute over there?

00:04:25.220 I heard Europe wasn't very good.

00:04:26.540 Well, listen, they're already pretty mute in Amsterdam.

00:04:31.040 So.

00:04:32.400 Really?

00:04:32.780 Like, no one was, like, having fun?

00:04:34.680 I was like, we were very hype on the floor.

00:04:37.080 Yeah.

00:04:37.240 But I feel like it was a lot of Americans that I, like, I was running into people.

00:04:42.200 Oh, okay.

00:04:42.880 Who were either visiting from New York or something.

00:04:45.240 I ran into a friend who I didn't even know was going to be there.

00:04:47.400 And I went over, actually, with, like, a large group of people.

00:04:50.720 Oh, how fun.

00:04:51.240 So, yeah.

00:04:51.780 That's so awesome.

00:04:52.280 We had a great time.

00:04:53.220 That's a blast.

00:04:54.180 Yeah.

00:04:54.660 Was it fun, though?

00:04:55.340 Because, okay, so because I went with her brand team, I went into Club Renaissance for just

00:05:01.940 a little bit.

00:05:02.880 Mm-hmm.

00:05:03.200 But when I went in there, I was, like, we were having so much fun.

00:05:06.480 I was in the club.

00:05:07.180 I loved it.

00:05:07.880 Having a blast, shaking ass, dripping sweat.

00:05:11.540 Yeah.

00:05:11.960 And then.

00:05:12.740 Well, like, the celebs who were there, like, the ones with the taste.

00:05:16.500 Yeah.

00:05:17.380 They left the box that they were, like, you know, that elevated box.

00:05:23.060 Yeah.

00:05:23.160 And, like, some of them came down.

00:05:25.420 Down to the front?

00:05:25.460 Like, you know, like, Kylie was by us in Club Renaissance with her security guard.

00:05:32.040 Lizzo was in there.

00:05:33.700 Justin Bieber was in there.

00:05:35.100 On fucking Monday?

00:05:36.360 What side were you on?

00:05:37.220 Were you on the right side or on the left?

00:05:38.680 I was in the center.

00:05:40.220 Oh, damn.

00:05:40.940 In the center.

00:05:41.640 Because I was, if you, you know, I was on the right at first.

00:05:45.620 Yeah, that's where I was.

00:05:46.920 To see, like, the opening.

00:05:48.500 Yeah.

00:05:48.780 But then once she went in the cuff it, we moved to the center.

00:05:52.140 And then, like, she's just right there.

00:05:53.540 And that's where everybody was.

00:05:54.020 She's right there.

00:05:54.600 Yeah.

00:05:54.980 In front.

00:05:55.400 You're right.

00:05:55.960 Because I saw people, like, in videos and stuff.

00:05:58.680 I saw, like, oh, I saw these people in Club Renaissance.

00:06:00.760 And I was like, I was in there, too.

00:06:01.980 I didn't see anybody.

00:06:02.940 Right.

00:06:03.380 Because, like, I was looking.

00:06:04.860 I had thought it was Bieber at first.

00:06:06.520 But it was, I saw, I went back and looked at my video.

00:06:09.960 And I'm recording her during All Up In Your Mind, where she's sitting there.

00:06:13.220 Yeah.

00:06:13.760 And so I'm, like, facing her directly on.

00:06:17.760 And then if you look at, like, the videos from the concert where he's standing, he's,

00:06:22.120 like, right there watching her.

00:06:23.740 So, yeah, everyone was like.

00:06:24.720 He's, like, next to you.

00:06:25.660 I would do that, too, though.

00:06:27.320 Like, I don't want to watch the show from back there.

00:06:29.220 No shit.

00:06:29.860 Seriously.

00:06:30.260 Yeah.

00:06:30.460 Like, that's why I, like, I wasn't going to go at first.

00:06:33.680 But then some of the brand people were like, you got to get the experience.

00:06:38.380 Like, just go.

00:06:39.540 And I was like, okay.

00:06:41.280 So I went.

00:06:41.740 I'm so glad I did.

00:06:42.700 I got, like, the craziest footage of her.

00:06:45.020 Yes.

00:06:45.360 I'm so glad.

00:06:46.380 I remember, like, when she came on my side and she was, like, right in front of me.

00:06:49.800 I was, like, so shocked.

00:06:51.220 Yes.

00:06:51.500 Like, with, like, tears in my eyes watching her.

00:06:54.040 And I was, like, holding my phone because I was trying to record.

00:06:56.200 But I literally wasn't recording the whole time.

00:06:58.300 And when I saw I wasn't, I was like, ah, ah, ah.

00:07:00.520 But I, like, started recording really fast because I was like, I'm going to miss it because

00:07:03.100 I was watching it with my own eyes.

00:07:04.480 Right.

00:07:04.880 That was me when, like, halfway through the show, my phone stopped recording because it was,

00:07:10.980 like, you ran out of storage.

00:07:12.700 Damn.

00:07:13.020 And so I was, like, deleting stuff.

00:07:14.860 Deleting stuff.

00:07:15.500 You're going all the way back to 2011.

00:07:17.460 You're, like, delete, delete, delete.

00:07:18.820 I was, like, delete store.

00:07:20.240 Delete it every podcast off my phone.

00:07:22.220 You go in that little bar that tells you what's holding the most.

00:07:24.520 Yeah.

00:07:24.700 And you're, like, I'm going in there.

00:07:25.520 Because they take up space.

00:07:26.740 They do.

00:07:27.560 Delete every podcast off my phone.

00:07:28.980 So I was, like, get off.

00:07:31.780 Immediately.

00:07:34.540 That's so funny.

00:07:36.080 Honestly, like, I would have seen her ten more times.

00:07:39.420 I didn't give a fuck.

00:07:40.100 Like, I saw her on Saturday, the Saturday before, and then I saw her on Monday.

00:07:44.520 And I was, like, it was, like, I was reliving it all over again.

00:07:47.320 I know.

00:07:47.380 Like, I've never seen it.

00:07:48.380 It was great.

00:07:49.620 The worst part is every concert in America is always the getting in, the getting out.

00:07:57.340 That ramp.

00:07:57.820 Oh, my God.

00:07:58.960 Yeah.

00:07:59.220 That ramp was a nightmare.

00:08:00.420 Dude, dude.

00:08:00.700 Yeah.

00:08:00.940 Getting out is, like, truly, it's, like, it's inching.

00:08:04.520 You're just saying.

00:08:04.840 You're walking up, and you're just, like, my shoes are off.

00:08:09.680 They had to be.

00:08:10.360 I took them off.

00:08:10.980 Listen.

00:08:11.340 I took them off, because I was in, like, a little Chelsea boot.

00:08:13.300 I was, like, they.

00:08:14.140 Can't do it anymore.

00:08:14.980 I ripped them off.

00:08:17.160 Listen, I ripped them off halfway through the show.

00:08:19.920 You have to.

00:08:20.760 Yeah, so.

00:08:21.340 If you're really getting down in there, you have to.

00:08:25.040 Yeah.

00:08:25.320 You'll never make it.

00:08:26.100 Also, my ASOS pants, the chrome pants, I got ripped, like, right there in the cross.

00:08:30.180 So, it was, I was going through it.

00:08:32.160 You were going through it.

00:08:32.540 I was going through it.

00:08:33.280 You were fighting demons that night.

00:08:36.680 That's so funny.

00:08:37.800 I was, like, I remember when I went to the first show, I wore, like, a really cute little

00:08:43.760 heel, and I was, like, I'm for sure not wearing these into SoFi.

00:08:47.120 Like, my feet are going to hurt so bad.

00:08:48.180 Yeah.

00:08:48.340 So, I, like, took my pictures before and captured my content, and then I was, like, okay, outfit

00:08:54.300 picture's done, and I brought, like, a Croc slide, and I was, like, I'm just going to

00:08:58.940 fucking wear these.

00:08:59.500 Perfect.

00:08:59.740 Perfect.

00:09:00.020 I just wore them right in there, and as I was walking in, I remembered I have white tennis

00:09:03.440 shoes, and I just didn't pick those.

00:09:05.180 I was, like, I'm going to wear a Croc.

00:09:06.740 I'm rocking a Croc, girl.

00:09:08.160 I don't care.

00:09:09.020 And then the second time I went, I was going to wear the Croc in again, and then my sister

00:09:14.100 was, like, dude, like, you're going, like, with a brand, like, they might take more pictures

00:09:18.100 of you.

00:09:18.860 And the heel I wore that night was a lot lower, a lot more comfy, and it was, like, a thick

00:09:23.300 block.

00:09:23.940 You love that.

00:09:24.620 Okay.

00:09:24.740 Yeah.

00:09:24.920 So, she was, like, I think you can last in those.

00:09:26.540 A comfortable heel.

00:09:26.800 She was, like, but bring the shoes, like, so you could change.

00:09:29.600 After everything's done and the concert starts, and I surely did.

00:09:33.320 Perfect.

00:09:33.800 As soon as she, the lights went off, I sat down, took off my shoes, put on my Croc.

00:09:38.020 My dancing shoe.

00:09:39.320 And that's what I wore into club restaurants.

00:09:41.300 I just ran into the Croc.

00:09:42.440 Perfect.

00:09:42.940 Have to.

00:09:43.580 Yeah.

00:09:43.900 You have to.

00:09:44.640 Even some of the, like, a concert I went to before, I brought, like, socks with me

00:09:49.840 in case I wanted to, like, I didn't have an extra shoe, it wouldn't fit in my purse, I

00:09:54.480 just bring a little pair of socks, and at least I'm not walking barefoot.

00:09:57.300 Yeah, of course.

00:09:57.980 But at that point.

00:09:58.540 That's perfect.

00:09:59.520 Is what it is.

00:10:00.600 I love how we could just talk about Beyonce the whole time.

00:10:02.620 I don't care.

00:10:03.860 I don't care.

00:10:04.960 It's all I've been doing every day.

00:10:06.800 Me too.

00:10:07.300 Every day, every friend, every party is just talking about it.

00:10:10.800 I'm like, somebody asked me about it so I can talk about it.

00:10:12.400 Yeah.

00:10:13.260 Like, at this point, I'm doing PR for her.

00:10:15.540 And that's okay.

00:10:16.620 I'm cool doing that.

00:10:17.960 Yeah.

00:10:25.700 Back to you.

00:10:26.880 Okay.

00:10:27.400 I have been a huge fan of yours for a very long time.

00:10:30.560 Thank you.

00:10:31.160 My sister and I are both really big fans.

00:10:32.280 Aw, thank you.

00:10:33.180 Ever since you were big on Twitter, girl.

00:10:36.220 I've loved you on Twitter.

00:10:37.180 You were one of my favorite people to follow on Twitter.

00:10:39.320 Thank you.

00:10:39.880 Now it's a dumpster fire.

00:10:40.840 Twitter is sort of.

00:10:41.720 It's so rancid now.

00:10:43.620 I don't care what it's called.

00:10:45.540 I'm calling it Twitter.

00:10:47.880 Because that's when I liked it was when it was Twitter.

00:10:50.260 But I also still can't get off.

00:10:52.180 Me too.

00:10:53.000 Yeah.

00:10:53.180 That's so funny you say that because same.

00:10:55.000 I keep saying I'm going to delete it.

00:10:57.140 And I will.

00:10:57.820 I still prefer it.

00:10:58.820 Yeah.

00:10:59.440 I feel that.

00:11:00.640 There's just so much information on there too.

00:11:02.480 And you're just shooting off something quick and then just moving on.

00:11:05.780 You know?

00:11:06.080 It's fun.

00:11:08.180 And nothing's replaced it yet.

00:11:10.060 That's true.

00:11:10.880 That is true.

00:11:11.420 There's no real equivalent.

00:11:11.980 This thread is not it for me.

00:11:14.560 It's not happening.

00:11:17.740 I just like.

00:11:18.680 I think what I loved most about Twitter is like it's just.

00:11:22.100 I could be my most.

00:11:23.440 Like my meanest.

00:11:25.240 Most vile self on there.

00:11:27.520 To like awful bigoted men.

00:11:29.700 And like I don't get in trouble.

00:11:31.180 Yeah.

00:11:31.440 Like I get in trouble on every other app.

00:11:32.940 But that one.

00:11:33.820 Yeah.

00:11:34.080 I don't.

00:11:34.700 No one cares about Twitter anymore.

00:11:35.760 No one's monitoring it.

00:11:36.960 Literally.

00:11:37.200 No one's like what are you doing on there.

00:11:38.640 And even when they were.

00:11:39.840 Were they?

00:11:40.460 Yeah.

00:11:40.520 You know what I'm saying?

00:11:41.360 Like you could see the craziest.

00:11:42.660 For me a little bit.

00:11:46.400 Right?

00:11:46.920 I know.

00:11:47.360 I was like.

00:11:47.900 I think I had like a couple.

00:11:50.620 A couple tweets get taken down.

00:11:52.540 And I was just like being really.

00:11:54.100 Really fucking mean.

00:11:55.160 I had a couple HR meetings.

00:11:56.460 But you know.

00:11:57.540 In the past.

00:11:58.380 That's the old me.

00:12:01.420 Yeah.

00:12:01.820 That's the new me.

00:12:03.280 That was the Twitter me.

00:12:04.400 Yeah.

00:12:04.700 That was the Twitter me.

00:12:05.280 That's the ex me.

00:12:05.720 Different.

00:12:06.200 Yeah.

00:12:06.460 Much different.

00:12:07.260 We all evolve.

00:12:08.000 We all grow.

00:12:09.200 I think like.

00:12:10.460 That's what I loved most about it.

00:12:12.680 Was that I could just be like.

00:12:14.120 Absolutely fucking vile.

00:12:15.740 And insane on there.

00:12:16.760 And I would get in trouble.

00:12:17.900 Like.

00:12:18.720 I told the guy.

00:12:19.980 That was like.

00:12:20.500 He made this horrible.

00:12:21.680 Horrible video about me.

00:12:23.340 Just basically saying he didn't like me.

00:12:25.280 Like.

00:12:25.600 And he thinks I'm a fat ugly bitch.

00:12:27.020 Whatever.

00:12:27.180 Or nothing nuanced or clever.

00:12:29.120 Yeah.

00:12:29.800 And on there.

00:12:31.020 I like tweeted a picture of him.

00:12:32.520 And then I.

00:12:33.840 Just basically made fun of what he looked like.

00:12:35.680 But I said that his chest was so concave.

00:12:37.960 If I knocked on it.

00:12:39.240 Like a front door.

00:12:39.980 His heart would shoot out of his back.

00:12:41.700 Oh.

00:12:42.200 And.

00:12:42.500 Okay.

00:12:43.360 I didn't get in trouble.

00:12:45.280 Okay.

00:12:45.760 Home street.

00:12:46.480 I love that.

00:12:47.660 I didn't get in trouble.

00:12:48.760 So.

00:12:49.120 Yeah.

00:12:49.400 I would have gotten flagged on many other platforms.

00:12:52.100 And I said that on any other one.

00:12:53.340 Not people making videos.

00:12:54.440 And then bringing them to Twitter.

00:12:55.680 Just to tweet at you.

00:12:56.760 Oh yeah.

00:12:57.340 All the time.

00:12:58.120 They do it to me all the time.

00:12:59.540 Or I'll like.

00:13:00.760 Sometimes like they'll purposely antagonize me on TikTok.

00:13:03.720 Because that's like obviously like my main platform.

00:13:05.940 Yeah.

00:13:06.320 In the comment section.

00:13:07.500 Exactly.

00:13:07.980 I get it.

00:13:09.640 You get it.

00:13:10.500 Get it.

00:13:12.520 It all ties together.

00:13:14.640 I.

00:13:15.460 He'd like.

00:13:16.240 They'll antagonize me on there.

00:13:17.620 So then I would just go on Twitter.

00:13:19.460 And I would talk shit on there.

00:13:20.620 Mm-hmm.

00:13:20.860 Because I don't want to give them attention on the platform they want it from.

00:13:24.320 Because that's my biggest platform.

00:13:25.740 Yeah.

00:13:26.260 I like.

00:13:26.860 Just do it to like piss them off.

00:13:28.280 Because I just.

00:13:29.240 Spread it to another.

00:13:30.660 My poison to another one.

00:13:32.140 And then they have to go over there and find it.

00:13:33.840 Yeah.

00:13:34.600 So.

00:13:35.300 It's like a little treasure hunt.

00:13:36.580 Okay.

00:13:39.400 So.

00:13:40.080 You are a very successful writer too.

00:13:42.800 Yeah.

00:13:43.200 I'm writing.

00:13:44.220 You are.

00:13:44.800 I'm writing.

00:13:45.480 Yeah.

00:13:45.740 You are.

00:13:46.180 Yeah.

00:13:46.680 And you're a very successful podcast host.

00:13:49.380 Yes.

00:13:50.000 And how long have you been doing a podcast?

00:13:50.940 I like when you just throw successful in front of it.

00:13:52.920 You know.

00:13:53.180 We're working.

00:13:53.660 I'm telling you.

00:13:54.560 Right now.

00:13:56.200 Every guest I have says that.

00:13:57.880 Yeah.

00:13:58.320 And I mean that shit when I say it.

00:13:59.940 I mean.

00:14:00.200 I'm on strike right now.

00:14:01.380 You know.

00:14:01.660 That is true.

00:14:02.040 As a writer.

00:14:02.360 So.

00:14:02.640 My bills have been affected.

00:14:03.520 But you know.

00:14:04.780 That is true.

00:14:05.220 There's been some success.

00:14:05.900 I mean in the past.

00:14:07.080 Yes.

00:14:07.360 In the past.

00:14:07.660 What you're known for.

00:14:08.820 Yeah.

00:14:08.940 What your career is built off of.

00:14:10.180 Thank you.

00:14:10.780 Is that.

00:14:11.620 Like I feel like too with.

00:14:14.680 The people that I have on the show.

00:14:16.400 I like genuinely really really love.

00:14:18.620 And like.

00:14:19.260 They find them so incredible.

00:14:20.960 Amazing.

00:14:21.720 Thank you.

00:14:22.040 In whatever capacity.

00:14:23.280 Well I'm glad everyone else has said the same thing.

00:14:25.580 Yeah.

00:14:26.000 They're all the same.

00:14:27.080 But that's fine.

00:14:27.360 I'm trying to be relatable.

00:14:28.600 So.

00:14:29.360 We're working on that.

00:14:30.020 I'm feigning relatable.

00:14:30.880 I think that's another thing I love about every single guest.

00:14:35.900 I'm not kidding.

00:14:36.460 Every single one I've had has always been like.

00:14:38.700 No.

00:14:38.880 I wouldn't say that.

00:14:39.900 Which is a good thing.

00:14:40.500 That means.

00:14:41.100 Yeah.

00:14:41.480 She's a humble queen.

00:14:42.520 Yeah.

00:14:42.940 We love that.

00:14:43.400 Yes.

00:14:43.580 Yes.

00:14:44.100 Humble.

00:14:44.720 Humble.

00:14:45.380 Humble.

00:14:45.700 Yeah.

00:14:45.760 Just working on that too.

00:14:47.200 Humble and relatable.

00:14:48.660 Yeah.

00:14:48.880 Oh my gosh.

00:14:49.840 Just the list is endless.

00:14:50.960 Yeah.

00:14:51.180 But today we're talking about.

00:14:55.620 Oh wait.

00:14:55.980 Well first.

00:14:56.520 Before I get into that.

00:14:57.440 You also have an amazing podcast.

00:15:00.460 Yes.

00:15:00.920 Keep it.

00:15:01.280 Keep it.

00:15:01.820 Yes.

00:15:01.920 Yeah.

00:15:02.640 And so how long have you been doing that?

00:15:04.280 I did that.

00:15:04.880 I started that in 2018.

00:15:06.740 This is like year six.

00:15:08.180 Oh love.

00:15:08.960 That's a long ass time.

00:15:09.940 Yeah.

00:15:10.900 Well far before like podcasts really like took off.

00:15:14.500 Yeah.

00:15:14.800 That's a good thing.

00:15:15.420 I mean listen when we were when we first launched and we're like a pop culture podcast

00:15:19.900 or like maybe NPR had one or like you know a couple others and it was really like the

00:15:26.500 market was not saturated.

00:15:27.960 Yeah.

00:15:28.080 You know it was like we debuted at number one.

00:15:30.300 Period.

00:15:30.900 And you know we're always on the top of the charts.

00:15:33.620 Now it's like hovering like you know like 10, 12.

00:15:37.920 That's still really fucking good.

00:15:39.280 Yeah.

00:15:39.340 But it's like you know but there's just there's so many pop culture podcasts.

00:15:43.660 Everybody has one.

00:15:44.340 Yeah it is extremely it's like the new thing.

00:15:47.760 The new like oversaturated form of like media.

00:15:52.720 Yeah.

00:15:53.000 It's like a live journal now.

00:15:54.100 You know.

00:15:54.300 Everybody has it.

00:15:55.240 Yeah.

00:15:55.440 Everybody has one.

00:15:57.960 Shockingly not everyone should have one.

00:16:00.400 Oh of course not.

00:16:01.080 Shockingly.

00:16:01.660 No.

00:16:01.980 No.

00:16:02.340 Yeah.

00:16:02.740 The fact that some like horrible men are just like people want to hear my thoughts.

00:16:08.380 They don't in fact.

00:16:10.280 Yeah.

00:16:10.420 Actually no.

00:16:11.460 It's funny because if you think about it you're like do people really want to hear this.

00:16:15.960 I don't always talk because people want to hear my thoughts.

00:16:18.260 Me too.

00:16:18.740 Yeah.

00:16:19.420 But see like we actually have that.

00:16:21.820 Yeah.

00:16:22.080 Like that thought of like that's crazy you guys want to hear me talk for an hour.

00:16:25.680 And remember that.

00:16:26.700 I did this interview like the other week.

00:16:29.260 And this woman was like just asking me questions about like things I had said.

00:16:31.920 And I was like I've done this for six years right.

00:16:34.680 I'm like I record something and then it is immediately out my brain.

00:16:40.340 So you bring up something like oh you said this on the show like you know in March like

00:16:45.580 you know 2019.

00:16:47.320 I'm like I did I.

00:16:48.940 You're like.

00:16:49.500 That doesn't sound like me.

00:16:52.380 I don't think that was me actually.

00:16:54.620 She is like recorded.

00:16:55.700 I feel that you know what's so funny is like I've only been doing this for a year now a

00:17:01.300 year and a half going on two and I'm closing in on a hundred episodes.

00:17:07.080 Okay.

00:17:07.560 Yeah.

00:17:07.900 So I've been recording quite a bit but I.

00:17:11.440 That's a long time.

00:17:12.240 Yeah.

00:17:12.900 I mean.

00:17:13.320 That's a lot.

00:17:14.200 Yeah.

00:17:14.400 In a year.

00:17:14.880 That's a lot.

00:17:15.520 Yeah.

00:17:16.000 I bet six.

00:17:16.800 We're six years and we're only nearing episode 300.

00:17:21.060 Really.

00:17:21.680 Yeah.

00:17:22.200 Okay.

00:17:22.480 One a week.

00:17:23.300 Period.

00:17:23.480 That's it.

00:17:23.920 Every Tuesday morning and then that's it about the door.

00:17:32.520 And that's all you're getting for dinner.

00:17:33.880 Yeah.

00:17:34.160 I think for me like even with like obviously I record so often and I was like reading when

00:17:43.120 my show used to exist on a different platform when there were comments they were like someone

00:17:48.400 was like I loved you so much but like sometimes I feel like she repeats stories.

00:17:52.120 I'm like girl you try talking for almost a hundred episodes you're going to start repeating

00:17:55.880 yourself.

00:17:56.540 Maybe.

00:17:56.920 I feel like so sometimes like me and my co-host Liz Vertel like we will we will be talking

00:18:02.160 and it's so funny like I said don't remember things but it's sometimes we'll be talking

00:18:06.560 and like I feel like this week he was like like and I feel like I've told you this story

00:18:10.760 before.

00:18:11.400 And I'm like or have I said this before and it's if you're a diehard fan who has listened

00:18:17.820 to all 300 episodes of this show then I'm sorry but I guarantee the majority of people

00:18:26.020 listening to this particular one do not remember or never heard that story in the first place

00:18:30.660 so you're going to get this story again.

00:18:32.780 Yeah.

00:18:32.980 Yeah.

00:18:33.560 You're going to catch these jokes again.

00:18:35.280 I'm sorry.

00:18:36.180 Where do you find the comment section the comment section.

00:18:39.080 Yeah.

00:18:39.680 To be the best because for me which is very crazy that it's YouTube for me because I feel

00:18:47.900 like YouTube you know used to be like bad.

00:18:50.760 Yeah.

00:18:51.080 A nightmare.

00:18:51.560 Really bad.

00:18:52.160 Yeah.

00:18:52.440 But when we upload our episodes to YouTube like yeah I feel like the people who watch them

00:18:58.100 except for like very big ones like you know we just had a we just had a big one because

00:19:02.200 we had you know like Brittany Broski on you know and that was like all her fans were watching.

00:19:06.240 That's my twin.

00:19:06.640 Right.

00:19:07.080 Yeah.

00:19:07.720 But like our regular one is just like the regular fans who watch it every week.

00:19:12.020 Yeah.

00:19:12.820 And they just like they love commenting and I'm like that's sweet.

00:19:16.300 That is very sweet.

00:19:17.400 They're all very nice and they're all like fans of the show.

00:19:20.720 It doesn't cross over into people who don't watch it.

00:19:26.280 Randomly.

00:19:26.440 Like stumble upon you.

00:19:27.280 Because you're not going to sit there and watch you know like an hour hour and a half

00:19:30.760 of a show like unless you're a fan of it.

00:19:32.300 Exactly.

00:19:32.860 You know.

00:19:33.240 Yeah.

00:19:33.660 I would say for me well for my other podcast with my sister I would say YouTube is for

00:19:40.720 sure the sweetest.

00:19:42.660 And you're right like it's like the way that they're so like in it with you like they feel

00:19:49.000 like they're part of all your inside jokes and like there's all these different things

00:19:53.160 like that they can these little isms that you say and then they start adopting them

00:19:57.160 into their like vernacular.

00:19:58.820 They do.

00:19:59.420 And they just love it so much and they love you so much.

00:20:01.620 So yeah I totally agree with that especially with my other podcasts.

00:20:05.140 I think for my own socials it's probably Instagram.

00:20:09.240 Okay.

00:20:09.440 But like yeah.

00:20:10.880 Instagram's very nice too.

00:20:12.300 Yeah.

00:20:12.620 Everyone's really nice.

00:20:13.380 Message requests.

00:20:14.700 Yeah.

00:20:14.860 People are very nice.

00:20:15.760 Yeah.

00:20:16.800 I did have a reel though do really well on there and god damn that shit turned into

00:20:21.540 TikTok like it was bad.

00:20:23.280 It got like overrun like I mean it's still like 98 too but like when they're just like

00:20:31.240 constant it's like it's just every white guy on this face of the planet found this and

00:20:36.760 he was like has anyone tried calling this bitch fat?

00:20:38.780 Like it's just like every single one of them gained consciousness and then saw me and then

00:20:44.960 they were like I'm going to write how fucking fat this bitch is and then they sent it to

00:20:47.740 me.

00:20:48.320 Love that for me.

00:20:50.360 So I would say like reels don't know about that but I would say for me personally probably

00:20:56.660 Instagram.

00:20:57.240 Okay great.

00:20:57.580 Because TikTok's like my biggest one but that's also my most like controversial ones.

00:21:02.580 Yeah.

00:21:02.860 People get wild on TikTok.

00:21:04.220 And you're right as far as like the algorithm goes because obviously like on TikTok it's like

00:21:08.300 very randomized so you'll the odds of someone coming across you and they've never heard of you

00:21:14.000 never seen you is a lot higher.

00:21:16.500 And then.

00:21:17.220 What's your feed like?

00:21:19.080 Well right now it's like 90% Beyonce.

00:21:21.060 Absolutely.

00:21:21.780 Every single thing.

00:21:22.580 Every Beyonce meme.

00:21:23.440 Yeah.

00:21:24.160 The Todd Sir.

00:21:25.100 Yeah.

00:21:25.260 People making their own like videos.

00:21:26.840 Exactly.

00:21:27.260 That's what it is.

00:21:28.120 Their outfit vid.

00:21:28.840 Yes.

00:21:29.480 Their vlogs.

00:21:30.860 So like every the concert and I watch every minute of it.

00:21:34.100 I do.

00:21:34.460 As if I wasn't there.

00:21:35.520 Yeah.

00:21:35.880 I watch it and I'm like oh my god she's so funny.

00:21:38.300 I love when she does that.

00:21:39.980 Yeah.

00:21:40.260 That is my for you page right now mostly.

00:21:43.100 And then it's I guess comedy.

00:21:47.640 Yeah.

00:21:47.960 Me too.

00:21:48.320 I get lots of funny stuff.

00:21:49.680 Yeah.

00:21:49.880 And then I get the occasional like cooking or organizing.

00:21:54.600 I do get cooking stuff because I do love a little cooking moment.

00:21:57.900 Yeah.

00:21:58.220 And like a lot of sometimes some like get ready with me looks.

00:22:01.460 I see those.

00:22:02.160 Yeah.

00:22:02.400 I see those all the time.

00:22:03.280 Yeah.

00:22:03.720 The white girls love them.

00:22:04.580 I don't even search for them.

00:22:05.860 I'm like they just.

00:22:06.520 Me either.

00:22:06.880 They just are in everybody's for you page.

00:22:08.700 Same.

00:22:08.860 I'm like I didn't need to see your lacoste face.

00:22:11.380 Yeah.

00:22:13.460 I was going to say the white girls love to get ready with me.

00:22:16.060 Yeah.

00:22:16.460 And listen bitch I'll watch it.

00:22:17.960 If it's cute I'll watch it.

00:22:19.600 I'm tuned in.

00:22:20.560 I am.

00:22:21.520 That's why I'm like even like those silent little like spend the day with me things.

00:22:27.100 Yes.

00:22:27.280 And they're not talking at all.

00:22:28.460 And then they do the products really loud in front of it.

00:22:31.040 You know what I'm saying.

00:22:32.080 Exactly.

00:22:32.480 Oh man.

00:22:34.840 Those are all over my 40 page.

00:22:36.000 That's such a good point.

00:22:37.000 I have those.

00:22:37.840 I tried making a TikTok.

00:22:40.100 I've tried making some and I'm like this is my work.

00:22:44.820 It can be.

00:22:46.040 I'm like stitching stuff together.

00:22:48.840 Editing it.

00:22:49.520 Yeah.

00:22:49.980 Music.

00:22:50.720 Maybe you got to put a voiceover.

00:22:52.040 Maybe you got to like write something.

00:22:53.520 I'm like I'd rather just not.

00:22:55.480 So congratulations to you.

00:22:57.620 To be fair like even with mine like even now like I do this for a fucking living like

00:23:05.460 I'm like an internet clown for a living and I do TikTok obviously but when I film videos

00:23:11.520 at different events like if I'm trying to like film content from whatever and I'm working

00:23:17.480 with other like creators they're like oh yeah like do you want me to film your videos?

00:23:22.300 I'm like no it's okay because I like I'm like the only person on planet earth that

00:23:27.520 films in the app.

00:23:28.860 Every single other person films outside.

00:23:30.560 Oh you film in the app.

00:23:31.260 Okay.

00:23:31.480 Yeah.

00:23:31.580 They film outside and then they stitch them together.

00:23:33.880 I never have done that.

00:23:35.400 I mean I've done it when I had to do like brand deals and stuff.

00:23:37.960 Maybe that would be easier because I you know I try to record on video and I'm like.

00:23:43.660 Yeah.

00:23:43.840 It gets a little complicated and like overwhelming because it's like am I on the jaw?

00:23:49.500 What am I cutting a film?

00:23:50.420 Like I'm not doing this shit like too much work.

00:23:52.900 I'm trying to win an Oscar.

00:23:54.700 For sure film.

00:23:56.180 I just want some reposts.

00:23:58.300 Yeah.

00:23:58.680 That's it.

00:23:59.420 Yeah.

00:24:00.280 That's why I'm like I have always filmed in the app.

00:24:03.400 Now it like depends but like 90% of the time I'm filming in the app and the way that other

00:24:08.540 creators are like really?

00:24:10.060 Yeah.

00:24:10.860 I'm like that's what I've always done girl and it worked for me so whatever I don't

00:24:15.060 care.

00:24:15.640 Yeah.

00:24:16.020 Okay.

00:24:16.500 So I suggest starting there.

00:24:18.540 It might be a little less like overwhelming.

00:24:21.000 Okay.

00:24:21.360 I'll try.

00:24:22.280 Yeah.

00:24:22.860 Yeah.

00:24:23.020 It's a lot easier that way I think.

00:24:24.860 And I also feel like too for my content like in the beginning I would say like 90% of my

00:24:31.260 videos I filmed literally in my Prius.

00:24:33.740 Like I had like a little pop socket on the back and I would just stick it in my steering

00:24:37.860 wheel and then I would just like film myself talking to myself for a fucking hour and then

00:24:42.420 I'd be like that seems funny and then I'd post it.

00:24:44.500 Yeah.

00:24:45.020 I love that.

00:24:45.560 But real simple times.

00:24:47.580 Yeah.

00:24:47.720 That's why I'm like well.

00:24:49.760 Give them give them mini podcast.

00:24:51.340 Yeah.

00:24:51.760 Mini podcast.

00:24:52.160 Basically.

00:24:52.740 Yeah.

00:24:52.940 Yeah.

00:24:53.000 When they gave me that three minute feature I said it's over for you now.

00:24:55.600 Yeah.

00:24:56.400 I'm going to be talking forever.

00:24:58.060 Yeah.

00:24:58.240 I should do that.

00:24:58.880 Okay.

00:24:59.500 Yeah.

00:24:59.780 Because I'll sit and want something.

00:25:01.180 That's what I'm saying.

00:25:02.100 If they get your attention.

00:25:03.580 Yeah.

00:25:03.920 I think so.

00:25:04.720 Lots of jump cuts.

00:25:05.980 You know what I'm saying?

00:25:06.540 They love that.

00:25:07.760 Okay.

00:25:08.300 Just my two cents.

00:25:09.300 Okay.

00:25:09.600 Great.

00:25:10.280 I love this tutorial.

00:25:11.260 I know I feel like you remember that video of Addison Rae.

00:25:18.240 She was like teaching the Laker girls how to do a TikTok.

00:25:21.040 Yeah.

00:25:21.600 They were like the silence was so loud.

00:25:24.360 That.

00:25:24.820 That's how it feels right.

00:25:25.720 Yes.

00:25:27.180 I'm going to show you how to do the renegade.

00:25:28.420 Yeah.

00:25:28.660 I love TikTok.

00:25:29.580 Okay so back to podcast.

00:25:40.520 Yes.

00:25:40.700 Right.

00:25:41.260 Today our topic with Sir Ira is being an extremely talented, hilarious, successful, and hot podcast

00:25:48.580 host.

00:25:49.220 Okay great.

00:25:50.020 Love that.

00:25:50.620 Which we both can relate to.

00:25:51.800 Yeah.

00:25:52.200 I can fit that on a t-shirt.

00:25:53.800 Exactly.

00:25:54.780 Yeah.

00:25:55.240 It is something that is something across we bear.

00:25:58.520 Yeah.

00:25:59.040 Yeah.

00:25:59.180 Personally.

00:26:00.000 Basically how many like how so many misogynistic men have poisoned the world of podcasting

00:26:05.300 which even you said when you started yours like it wasn't nearly as saturated as it is

00:26:11.240 now.

00:26:11.660 I feel like that's one of those things where it's like the gift of access.

00:26:16.280 Was it a good idea?

00:26:17.880 Yeah.

00:26:18.240 Sometimes I question it when I see those that have microphones and a platform.

00:26:23.980 Uh huh.

00:26:24.240 I think to myself was that a good thing to give people the access?

00:26:29.180 The knowledge of how to like post content publicly.

00:26:32.240 You're just handing them out.

00:26:33.900 Yeah.

00:26:34.800 I mean I-

00:26:35.300 Microphones are everywhere.

00:26:36.040 Right.

00:26:36.600 Yeah.

00:26:36.800 It's like truly just like a bald white dude is like I fucking hate fat women.

00:26:42.740 And maybe I should buy a mic and record this and post it publicly.

00:26:47.500 Thoughts?

00:26:48.220 And no one's there to object.

00:26:49.460 So he's like I'm gonna do it.

00:26:50.860 I think I could do really well.

00:26:52.940 I think I'd be really good at that.

00:26:54.420 Yeah.

00:26:54.700 But I feel like even when you started your podcast did you notice that there- like you

00:26:59.620 said a lot of pop culture ones like sprouted after- especially after the pandemic I feel

00:27:03.460 like.

00:27:04.220 But did you notice that there were- was there more niche podcasts or was there more- because

00:27:09.580 my understanding of podcasts prior to like you know starting my own or like being in the

00:27:13.760 world of entertainment was like more so business.

00:27:17.920 Like it was like business advice, life coaching.

00:27:20.600 Like before- obviously before yours.

00:27:22.740 Yeah.

00:27:23.040 I mean I feel like you know there's a lot of like comedy ones and pop culture ones.

00:27:26.520 I feel like those pop up a lot now too.

00:27:28.700 You know it's just you know if you're a comedian or something.

00:27:32.120 But when you started yours I feel like it was mostly just like NPR type deal.

00:27:36.840 Yeah.

00:27:36.860 That stuff.

00:27:37.480 Yeah.

00:27:38.020 And so then like after you started yours obviously there was like a huge spike in it.

00:27:42.320 Yeah.

00:27:43.280 Pioneer.

00:27:43.980 That's what I say.

00:27:44.900 You know.

00:27:45.100 Listen.

00:27:45.900 You're all- that's their words not mine.

00:27:49.220 Have you noticed like a shift other than the like you know commonality of like there

00:27:53.260 being hundreds now all over the world.

00:27:55.380 Like have you noticed a really big change in the world?

00:27:58.960 Like has there been some like adapting you've had to do or you kind of just like have been

00:28:03.800 setting the course and that's why it's doing well?

00:28:05.660 I feel like we have changed nothing.

00:28:08.000 It's a good thing though.

00:28:08.780 I feel like we just sort of do what we do.

00:28:10.180 We've done it for six years.

00:28:11.520 Yeah.

00:28:12.100 Yeah.

00:28:12.380 What works works.

00:28:13.320 Yeah.

00:28:13.700 I love that.

00:28:14.840 Well like you just filmed with Britney right?

00:28:17.340 Mm-hmm.

00:28:17.500 And you said there's like a huge uptick.

00:28:19.740 Yeah.

00:28:19.960 Have you guys seen stuff like that with like whether they're social media people or newer

00:28:24.700 people?

00:28:25.000 But I think mixing in like more social media people you know and it helps that like the

00:28:28.860 strike has happened too so you know people can't come on and promote but you know it's

00:28:32.020 like the show is really big with you know like you know like can we get this big celebrity

00:28:36.120 guest?

00:28:36.900 Yeah.

00:28:36.920 But then it's like oh well maybe we should also just get someone who is very good at

00:28:41.280 social media like has an audience, a following and like it's interesting to talk to too.

00:28:45.920 And that is also a different kind of guest you know?

00:28:49.040 Yeah.

00:28:49.320 Well you can tell me how you feel but like this is how I feel like you know when your

00:28:54.220 show is like obviously you have two hosts right?

00:28:57.000 And then you have guests too.

00:28:58.220 Like I do that on my other show too and like this show is obviously very guest driven for

00:29:02.960 me and I feel like do you feel picky with guests?

00:29:05.920 Especially now that you're doing it for six years.

00:29:06.880 We're picky with guests.

00:29:08.440 Yeah.

00:29:08.860 Same.

00:29:09.040 We're very picky but yeah we just love different kinds of guests so it's fun.

00:29:13.360 I love that.

00:29:13.700 Yeah.

00:29:13.940 I feel like sometimes like even with me I've made it very very clear like from the very

00:29:19.720 beginning of the show that I never wanted to have anyone that was like not aligned with

00:29:26.040 me morally.

00:29:27.020 Yeah.

00:29:27.040 Anyone you don't like.

00:29:27.980 Yeah.

00:29:28.580 Well that.

00:29:29.400 Yeah.

00:29:29.840 But I just mean like someone who like wants to debate.

00:29:32.420 Oh of course.

00:29:33.040 Because I'm like that's not what this is babe.

00:29:34.780 I don't like debating you know.

00:29:36.040 Me either.

00:29:36.440 Debate in high school and I quit.

00:29:39.360 So I'm over it.

00:29:40.360 Going back and forth is just too much.

00:29:42.260 What's to your side?

00:29:43.260 I'm Leo.

00:29:47.180 That tracks.

00:29:48.500 That tracks.

00:29:49.940 Leos don't put their energy into anything that they are disinterested in.

00:29:54.720 Or anything.

00:29:55.440 They drop it almost immediately.

00:29:56.980 They're like hey I kind of hate this.

00:29:58.660 Yeah.

00:29:59.320 And so you just leave.

00:30:00.380 You just walk out the door.

00:30:01.460 You're like yeah I'm done.

00:30:02.340 Very I don't want to be in a situation where I'm not enjoying myself.

00:30:05.240 Period.

00:30:05.440 Even for an hour.

00:30:07.080 Kim patrol.

00:30:08.660 Period.

00:30:11.500 I know I feel like when I've had that conversation because you know when I post my content you

00:30:16.400 know there's always men who are like why don't you try inviting someone to debate and

00:30:19.780 I'm like why would I do that?

00:30:21.320 You want me to listen to you more?

00:30:23.760 Yeah.

00:30:24.100 I don't want to do that.

00:30:25.480 I debate enough.

00:30:26.460 That's too cruel with my demons.

00:30:28.600 I don't need you in there.

00:30:29.800 You know.

00:30:30.140 No way.

00:30:31.220 Well I'm not going to debate the livelihood of other people.

00:30:34.720 I debate enough with my co-hosts.

00:30:37.400 We're good honestly.

00:30:39.180 When Taylor drops a new album.

00:30:42.620 I'm the only one who likes it.

00:30:45.540 People look forward to that every time.

00:30:48.880 That's as much debate as we get.

00:30:50.380 Yeah.

00:30:50.880 Yeah.

00:30:51.080 You like Taylor Swift?

00:30:52.260 Yes.

00:30:52.740 Yes.

00:30:52.960 Me too.

00:30:53.440 He doesn't at all.

00:30:55.120 He just doesn't.

00:30:55.680 He likes part of her.

00:30:57.120 And that's fine.

00:30:57.720 Yeah.

00:30:58.180 And that's fair.

00:30:59.020 Yeah.

00:30:59.380 I know.

00:30:59.460 But it's always fun because we're going back and forth on like a new album when it comes

00:31:02.260 out.

00:31:03.020 Yeah.

00:31:04.040 I went to Taylor Swift's concert too.

00:31:06.420 I went to the Ayers tour.

00:31:07.340 Yeah.

00:31:07.640 Same.

00:31:07.920 I went in March.

00:31:09.080 Oh fun.

00:31:09.580 Like the second.

00:31:10.260 Like the one in Vegas.

00:31:11.480 Oh fun.

00:31:12.280 Yeah.

00:31:12.540 It was a good time.

00:31:13.440 I went to the one at So Far.

00:31:14.680 Okay.

00:31:15.160 Yeah.

00:31:15.400 I went to one of her six nights or whatever.

00:31:17.940 I think it was six.

00:31:18.640 Listen.

00:31:18.880 It was a good time.

00:31:19.920 I thought so.

00:31:20.940 Yeah.

00:31:21.280 I'm like you know what?

00:31:22.840 She's good at what she's good at.

00:31:23.640 She's doing what she needed to do.

00:31:24.840 Yeah.

00:31:25.160 Yeah.

00:31:25.560 She came.

00:31:26.600 She did it.

00:31:27.380 Yeah.

00:31:27.540 She left.

00:31:28.040 She came.

00:31:28.360 She saw.

00:31:28.840 That's what I'm saying.

00:31:29.780 I'm like I said this on my other podcast with my sister but I'm like I think her and Beyonce

00:31:34.060 are superstars in their own right.

00:31:35.740 Yeah.

00:31:36.260 I would never compare any human on this earth to Beyonce ever.

00:31:39.660 People are doing it.

00:31:40.640 And they try it.

00:31:41.440 They do try it.

00:31:42.180 And you can't.

00:31:42.940 And I just ignore it at this point.

00:31:44.040 Me too.

00:31:44.200 Because it's like why bother debating?

00:31:45.520 I'm like what's.

00:31:45.820 That person is delusional.

00:31:48.060 You're like what's it like to be so wrong all the time?

00:31:50.040 I can't relate.

00:31:50.900 She wouldn't even compare herself.

00:31:52.240 That's what I'm saying.

00:31:52.980 Come on.

00:31:53.660 Be honest.

00:31:54.360 Yeah.

00:31:54.540 Be serious for once in your life.

00:31:55.480 Be serious.

00:31:55.760 Be serious.

00:31:56.460 Like no human on this earth holds a candle to her and that's just the facts.

00:32:00.780 Yeah.

00:32:01.240 But I think that Taylor is really great at what she does.

00:32:04.960 Exactly.

00:32:05.480 She's good.

00:32:05.900 Yeah.

00:32:06.240 In her.

00:32:06.640 I feel like apples and oranges can't.

00:32:07.920 You can't compare.

00:32:08.440 You can't compare anyone to Beyonce.

00:32:10.520 Right.

00:32:10.980 On another level.

00:32:12.080 There's Tropicana and there's Mott's.

00:32:14.120 There you go.

00:32:14.420 You know.

00:32:15.480 One's not inherently better than the other.

00:32:17.480 I know.

00:32:17.740 People just have different tastes.

00:32:18.620 I love some apple juice.

00:32:20.560 And I'll take both.

00:32:21.660 Yeah.

00:32:22.060 Yeah.

00:32:22.260 And I'll enjoy it.

00:32:22.760 Oranges is great.

00:32:23.840 Listen.

00:32:24.400 It's great for you when you're sick too.

00:32:25.760 Yeah.

00:32:27.580 Just like a folk war.

00:32:29.380 Yeah.

00:32:29.900 There you go.

00:32:30.680 Yeah.

00:32:31.040 And I'll be so 100% honest.

00:32:33.700 I slept on Taylor's last couple albums.

00:32:36.620 Mm-hmm.

00:32:36.940 I didn't listen to them when they came out.

00:32:38.660 Yeah.

00:32:39.020 Well, they're for sleeping.

00:32:40.360 They're very.

00:32:40.920 Yeah.

00:32:41.400 They're very different for her.

00:32:43.060 Yeah.

00:32:43.320 They're very neutral.

00:32:44.840 Very zzzz.

00:32:45.400 Mm-hmm.

00:32:46.240 Mm-hmm.

00:32:46.800 White noise.

00:32:47.820 Very much so though.

00:32:48.620 Yes.

00:32:49.400 But now I've revisited them.

00:32:51.880 Okay.

00:32:52.280 And I get it.

00:32:53.100 Yeah.

00:32:53.340 I get what the girls are talking about.

00:32:55.100 Mm-hmm.

00:32:55.320 I was like, you know what?

00:32:58.140 It's like, this is not the same thing at all.

00:33:00.040 But I like really like Ed Sheeran.

00:33:01.940 Mm-hmm.

00:33:02.400 I fuck with him.

00:33:03.260 Okay.

00:33:03.820 I'm a sheer head.

00:33:04.780 I'll say it.

00:33:05.460 Listen.

00:33:06.920 He's in love with The Shape of Us.

00:33:08.460 So.

00:33:09.260 Yeah.

00:33:09.320 Period.

00:33:09.560 He has a bop.

00:33:11.920 He has a bop.

00:33:12.440 He does.

00:33:12.700 I do like Mr. Ed.

00:33:14.660 I'm telling you.

00:33:15.480 Yeah.

00:33:15.880 I'm telling him right now.

00:33:16.780 I'm the only person who likes him on planet fucking Earth.

00:33:20.080 I don't know why.

00:33:21.360 Listen.

00:33:21.640 Well, those concerts are packed.

00:33:23.060 That's right.

00:33:23.440 Somebody does.

00:33:24.100 Somebody.

00:33:24.540 Somebody's seeing him.

00:33:25.260 He's selling out of stadium.

00:33:26.080 Yeah.

00:33:26.360 Somebody's seeing him.

00:33:27.260 Just him.

00:33:28.260 Yeah.

00:33:28.580 A pair of jeans.

00:33:29.740 Yeah.

00:33:30.120 And a dream.

00:33:30.960 Yeah.

00:33:31.200 That's it.

00:33:32.060 That's all he's got.

00:33:33.040 I really do like him.

00:33:34.000 Yeah.

00:33:34.100 I think he had a quote recently something about doing the Super Bowl or something.

00:33:39.140 Yeah.

00:33:39.200 And I think he was like, he'd do it like if he was like paired with like some other people.

00:33:43.840 I think he's like, I don't even know if I'm like a Super Bowl before.

00:33:49.180 I know.

00:33:49.800 I remember I saw something about him where he said like he was behind the scenes for so

00:33:54.800 long, like just writing for other people for so long because like they said they could

00:33:59.100 never market him.

00:34:00.500 But then he like didn't want to keep giving up songs that he loved.

00:34:03.280 So he just started doing them on his own.

00:34:05.500 And I was like, and you're so real for that.

00:34:07.100 Yeah.

00:34:07.340 And I ride for you at Sheeran.

00:34:09.300 Yeah.

00:34:09.720 Listen.

00:34:10.480 Will I go to the tour?

00:34:11.640 Who knows?

00:34:12.500 I will not.

00:34:13.520 But I do like it.

00:34:16.940 I do like it.

00:34:17.540 I listen to the albums at home.

00:34:19.120 I love it.

00:34:19.780 Yeah.

00:34:20.040 You're all in private.

00:34:21.400 I've listened to that on the iPod.

00:34:24.140 Headphones in.

00:34:26.380 So no one else can hear me.

00:34:27.840 Yeah.

00:34:29.460 I just feel like some concerts.

00:34:33.040 Are not worth spending money on.

00:34:34.380 It was worth spending money on either or just sort of like, I don't know what I like

00:34:39.080 if I would be like vibing with like the Etcher and fan, you know?

00:34:42.460 I feel you.

00:34:43.060 Yeah.

00:34:43.380 It's like the space.

00:34:44.400 Yeah.

00:34:44.700 The space.

00:34:44.960 Is it cultivated for someone who looks like me?

00:34:47.580 Yes.

00:34:48.040 I feel that.

00:34:48.420 You know?

00:34:48.920 But like, listen.

00:34:51.620 If I was in my boxes.

00:34:52.860 You know what?

00:34:54.540 Wait.

00:34:56.840 Girl.

00:34:58.100 I've seen Etcher live.

00:35:01.300 I told you I don't remember shit.

00:35:03.280 I don't think I would.

00:35:03.620 I've seen Etcher live.

00:35:05.680 But I was in a box.

00:35:07.240 Okay.

00:35:07.940 I was in a box.

00:35:08.600 I was in a box in LA.

00:35:10.060 Yeah.

00:35:10.540 I was in LA.

00:35:11.060 It was a box.

00:35:11.780 The vibes were great.

00:35:12.620 Okay.

00:35:12.920 Perfect.

00:35:13.200 It was at Staples.

00:35:14.700 Oh, cool.

00:35:15.360 And it was in a box at Staples.

00:35:16.680 And that was great.

00:35:17.300 And that was fun.

00:35:17.960 Yeah.

00:35:18.220 Free food.

00:35:18.680 Free drinks.

00:35:19.460 Yeah.

00:35:19.700 You had the free food, the champagnes, the platter, the buffet.

00:35:23.460 Period.

00:35:23.580 That was great.

00:35:25.360 That was good as hell.

00:35:26.780 I loved seeing Etcher like that.

00:35:29.200 That's what I really think about it.

00:35:29.920 Yeah.

00:35:30.180 That concert hit.

00:35:33.880 Honestly, that's the only way I would see him, too.

00:35:35.660 Yeah.

00:35:35.980 I'm sorry, Ed.

00:35:36.980 I forgot that I saw you.

00:35:38.320 Hi, bad girl.

00:35:38.380 I forgot that I saw you.

00:35:39.160 That was the X tour, too.

00:35:40.480 That was great.

00:35:41.400 That's a good album.

00:35:42.060 Yeah, that was a good-ass album.

00:35:43.200 I like that one.

00:35:44.340 He's fun.

00:35:45.100 Not me like, I felt like, you know.

00:35:47.540 I would never see him.

00:35:48.840 Denying Ed Sheeran.

00:35:50.120 You're like, I would never see him.

00:35:51.140 Denying him thrice.

00:35:51.660 Sorry.

00:35:52.000 Actually, I did see him.

00:35:53.780 Actually, I did.

00:35:55.820 So what you meant was, I don't know if I would see him again.

00:35:59.300 Yeah.

00:35:59.880 Honestly, I had a good-ass album.

00:36:00.920 I would see him again.

00:36:01.640 There you go.

00:36:02.440 I've been on a whole journey.

00:36:04.560 And I was with you every step.

00:36:06.520 I watched it.

00:36:07.360 But I need a box.

00:36:08.400 There you go.

00:36:08.960 You need a box.

00:36:09.300 Requirements.

00:36:09.700 Yes, because some concerts you want.

00:36:11.020 Like, I want to be in Club Renaissance.

00:36:12.380 I feel you.

00:36:12.920 For that, jumping around.

00:36:14.080 Yeah, same.

00:36:14.460 I need to be jumping around during that.

00:36:15.840 I can be seated.

00:36:16.480 Same, same, same.

00:36:17.280 Seated.

00:36:17.940 Yeah, that's how I felt when I saw Taylor.

00:36:20.900 I was lucky enough to be in a box.

00:36:23.220 Which was nice.

00:36:24.120 I was on the floor.

00:36:24.880 It was lovely.

00:36:25.700 Yeah.

00:36:26.520 It was sweet.

00:36:27.360 Let me tell you, the pizza at the stadium in Vegas was so damn good.

00:36:33.560 Really?

00:36:34.300 Yeah.

00:36:34.720 Because I took breaks.

00:36:36.700 Me too.

00:36:37.140 That show was long as hell.

00:36:38.220 It was.

00:36:39.160 It was long as hell.

00:36:40.000 I'm like, am I old as fuck or what?

00:36:41.980 I'm tired.

00:36:43.120 I was like, let me sit down.

00:36:45.280 Me getting tired and I'm not doing anything.

00:36:47.140 I'm just watching her.

00:36:49.060 And I'm not even really dancing.

00:36:50.440 I'm just singing.

00:36:51.040 I know.

00:36:51.560 I was like, but it was tiring.

00:36:52.520 Exhausted.

00:36:53.220 I was like, eh, you know.

00:36:54.720 That is so funny you say that because Coachella, they have a pizza booth there.

00:37:09.880 Yeah.

00:37:10.500 Oh, the pizza's good at Coachella.

00:37:11.960 Girl, I eat that the whole time I'm there.

00:37:15.240 I love it.

00:37:15.600 I love it.

00:37:15.940 I don't try shit else.

00:37:16.920 I love it.

00:37:17.280 When everyone's like, what do you want to eat?

00:37:18.000 I'm like, you know what I want to eat.

00:37:19.020 The pizza.

00:37:19.620 The pizza.

00:37:19.960 You want the pizza.

00:37:21.220 Is that a serious question you're asking me?

00:37:22.560 It's so good.

00:37:23.620 Also, Coachella has some crazy stuff.

00:37:26.400 Coachella is weird.

00:37:27.500 It's like, why are there oysters?

00:37:30.860 Why is there poutine?

00:37:32.020 Yeah.

00:37:32.700 What's going on here?

00:37:33.680 I don't eat oysters in the desert.

00:37:34.720 That's how you get sick.

00:37:39.860 Why am I getting ramen?

00:37:41.400 Yeah.

00:37:41.800 And it's fucking 90 degrees outside.

00:37:43.580 Why am I getting like-

00:37:44.240 I'm in the fucking dust bowl and I'm eating ramen.

00:37:46.660 That's crazy.

00:37:48.020 I'm eating udon noodles.

00:37:49.240 Why am I doing that?

00:37:50.040 Mama fuku.

00:37:51.780 Mama fuku.

00:37:52.340 Spicy chicken.

00:37:53.520 I'm like, I don't eat that in the desert.

00:37:54.940 Too much.

00:37:55.460 Yeah.

00:37:55.920 It's doing too much.

00:37:56.820 Yeah.

00:37:57.200 To be honest.

00:37:57.920 Yeah.

00:37:58.200 That spicy pie though.

00:37:59.740 Yeah.

00:38:00.200 I'll fuck it up every time.

00:38:01.540 I don't do spice when there's just port-a-potties around.

00:38:04.260 You know, I need to be at home.

00:38:06.160 You need to be in the confines.

00:38:07.240 I need to be at home.

00:38:08.100 The safety of your own.

00:38:09.120 Or I need to be in a restaurant.

00:38:12.720 You can't handle spice?

00:38:14.120 I know I can, but you know, it's just like-

00:38:15.920 Just in case.

00:38:16.540 Yeah.

00:38:16.860 It's just in case.

00:38:17.200 You gotta have a safety net.

00:38:18.200 Yeah.

00:38:18.640 Yeah, I feel you.

00:38:19.600 That spicy pie, I'll fuck it up.

00:38:20.660 Because you go to Coachella, you go to Coachella and you're there like, you're there all day.

00:38:23.980 All fucking day.

00:38:24.300 And all night.

00:38:24.760 And you go home at like three, you know?

00:38:26.440 Yeah, it's horrible.

00:38:27.500 Yeah.

00:38:27.820 But I love spice.

00:38:29.460 Me too.

00:38:30.060 When I get that spice, like when I went to Coachella this year, I got the pie, the spicy pie, every fucking time I ate.

00:38:37.920 That's the only thing I ate.

00:38:38.920 The pizza way, yeah.

00:38:39.660 I love that.

00:38:40.040 One big slice, love it.

00:38:41.120 That's what I was eating.

00:38:42.100 Yeah, vibing.

00:38:43.020 Yeah.

00:38:43.340 And the second day I went, I went to the spicy pie booth again.

00:38:47.360 Mm-hmm.

00:38:47.820 And then the girl was like, you were here yesterday.

00:38:49.460 And I was like, first of all, what did I ever do to you?

00:38:52.180 Yeah.

00:38:52.500 Second of all, what's your problem?

00:38:53.860 There's a lot of people in Coachella, so why are you checking for me?

00:38:56.020 Yeah, first of all, how'd you remember me?

00:38:57.660 Why do you remember me?

00:38:58.580 You're a fan.

00:38:59.820 You're a fan.

00:39:00.920 And are you?

00:39:02.320 Because you're clocking me.

00:39:03.240 You're giving fan.

00:39:04.280 That's fan behavior.

00:39:06.160 And not any fan I want if you're clocking me and how many slices I get.

00:39:10.640 And then after that, I started-

00:39:11.340 Where's the free slice?

00:39:13.140 It's always, let him take a picture and not, you want a free slice of pizza?

00:39:18.200 I'm just kidding.

00:39:20.000 I started sending my boyfriend and my brother-in-law because I was sick of it.

00:39:23.140 Yeah.

00:39:23.580 I was like, and she didn't even, she had no idea who the fuck I was, I don't think.

00:39:26.440 Yeah.

00:39:26.760 She just felt the need to tell me that she remembered me.

00:39:28.960 Yeah.

00:39:30.180 I don't like that.

00:39:30.620 Fat phobic.

00:39:31.660 Racist.

00:39:32.080 Op.

00:39:32.400 She's an op.

00:39:32.780 An op.

00:39:33.380 She's an op.

00:39:33.880 The op's all around me.

00:39:36.140 I'm going to get some spicy ramen after this.

00:39:37.940 Ooh, I love spicy ramen.

00:39:39.460 For dinner, yeah.

00:39:39.960 My dinner's going to be spicy ramen.

00:39:41.440 Oh, I love spicy ramen.

00:39:42.840 Because it's raining in New York right now.

00:39:44.780 Is it really?

00:39:45.520 Yeah.

00:39:45.800 It was raining when I was walking in.

00:39:46.900 Oh, shit.

00:39:48.000 You don't even know I haven't seen the daylight.

00:39:49.600 I really want, okay.

00:39:50.800 Like, I'm not doing like an ad.

00:39:52.520 But, so, I had COVID on my birthday last month.

00:39:56.660 Oh, my gosh.

00:39:57.180 No, two months ago, July.

00:39:58.360 Yeah.

00:39:58.540 Uh, and my friend went to this restaurant in the West Village.

00:40:03.440 It's called Bartusi.

00:40:04.860 Okay.

00:40:05.060 Uh, and he got me this soup called, like, a ribletta soup.

00:40:09.020 And he got me two containers of it.

00:40:11.520 And it's like, all I, it was like a soup cleanse.

00:40:13.880 Because it's all I ate all week.

00:40:15.260 Yeah.

00:40:15.980 And I loved it.

00:40:17.780 It was good.

00:40:17.940 But, like, I went to the restaurant for, like, lunch on Wednesday.

00:40:21.780 Okay.

00:40:22.220 And it was, it was hot.

00:40:23.820 It was summery.

00:40:24.440 It was sweltering.

00:40:25.000 Yeah.

00:40:25.120 And I was like, I want to try the soup in the restaurant.

00:40:28.840 But the vibes were not giving, like, I couldn't have soup on, like, a 90, on a 98 degree

00:40:34.240 day in New York.

00:40:36.400 Like, that's, like, nasty.

00:40:38.160 But if it's so rainy, if it's chilly, like, maybe I'll get myself some soup tonight.

00:40:43.360 Ooh, I love that for you.

00:40:44.340 Yeah.

00:40:44.560 I love a good soup.

00:40:45.460 I love that I'm looking forward to a soup.

00:40:48.800 I love shit like that.

00:40:50.560 You look forward to it.

00:40:51.320 Cozy.

00:40:52.060 I know.

00:40:52.640 I know what I'm doing when I leave here.

00:40:54.860 I was like, that's like your, your treat, your reward for the day.

00:40:57.980 Give me some soup.

00:41:00.560 I love soup.

00:41:02.400 Oh, my gosh.

00:41:02.740 When you're saying that spice, like, you need a little safety in your home.

00:41:09.040 Yeah.

00:41:09.360 Home base or restroom.

00:41:10.900 Yeah.

00:41:11.300 That's not a port-a-potty.

00:41:12.540 Are you lactose intolerant or dairy intolerant at all?

00:41:15.120 Do you have any kind of allergies?

00:41:15.760 I don't, I don't really have allergies, but I feel like I should, I'm fine with, like,

00:41:21.100 cheese and dairy because I'm from Wisconsin.

00:41:22.720 Okay.

00:41:23.180 But.

00:41:23.740 Cheesehead.

00:41:24.180 Sometimes I do feel like, you know, like, maybe we need to ease up on it.

00:41:28.000 Because sometimes I feel like it does fuck with you.

00:41:30.280 You know?

00:41:31.120 You're like microdosing.

00:41:32.520 Yeah.

00:41:33.560 I don't know.

00:41:34.180 I feel like sometimes I should do one of those, like, food sensitivity tests or something.

00:41:40.220 Oh, yeah.

00:41:40.300 My sister did one of those.

00:41:41.100 Okay.

00:41:41.580 But I feel like I need, like, a real one.

00:41:43.540 Yeah.

00:41:43.840 You want one that's appropriate.

00:41:44.300 Not, like, an Instagram real one.

00:41:45.820 Because they pop up.

00:41:46.840 Actually, just, I brought this up now.

00:41:48.260 I'm probably going to get one.

00:41:49.220 They target you.

00:41:49.880 I'm probably going to get one.

00:41:50.860 And probably what I will leave here is that the ads go off.

00:41:55.300 I have, like, a lactose intolerance I've been ignoring for a while, or trying anyway.

00:42:02.100 It's developed severely over the last, like, three years.

00:42:05.860 But I was like, I don't like that part about getting older.

00:42:09.920 I don't care about getting older.

00:42:11.340 Yeah.

00:42:11.640 You got to take the pills, though, right?

00:42:13.680 Lactaid, yeah.

00:42:14.300 Yeah.

00:42:14.460 Which I don't do.

00:42:15.460 Okay.

00:42:16.160 We got to do that if you eat all the spicy pizza.

00:42:18.200 Yeah.

00:42:18.560 Well, I like to shit my pants, so that's different.

00:42:20.920 It's unrelated to that.

00:42:22.700 That's a different thing.

00:42:24.360 But I feel like even with my lactose intolerance, like, it just, like, got worse as I got older.

00:42:30.420 I, like, don't give a fuck about getting old at all.

00:42:33.240 I think it's a privilege to grow old.

00:42:35.920 But I also don't like that part.

00:42:38.340 Like, you're just developing new things that you can't have anymore.

00:42:42.920 You can't enjoy.

00:42:43.900 You're like, oh, if I do that, then my stomach will hurt, and then I won't be able to get up tomorrow morning.

00:42:48.560 Like, planning for your meals around how it's going to make your stomach feel the next day.

00:42:53.060 I know.

00:42:53.600 It's something I did not think was going to happen when you got older.

00:42:56.380 Listen, that happened to me when, like, so, like, I remember when Chipotle debuted.

00:43:02.420 I'm old.

00:43:03.200 And it was when I was in college, undergrad.

00:43:05.000 And it debuted, like, it was right around, on campus in Chicago.

00:43:08.480 I was an undergrad in Chicago.

00:43:09.380 And I loved it.

00:43:11.640 I was having this bowl every day.

00:43:13.560 And then for a while, it started, like, affecting my stomach.

00:43:16.340 I was like, whatever spice, whatever is in this is not for me to be eating.

00:43:21.300 Yes.

00:43:21.800 Someone's warding me off this.

00:43:23.280 But recently, I was, like, I was just really craving that chicken bowl that I love.

00:43:28.240 And I had it.

00:43:29.380 And did it fuck you up again?

00:43:30.320 It didn't.

00:43:31.460 Okay.

00:43:32.140 It didn't.

00:43:32.960 Maybe it was just the frequency?

00:43:33.820 Maybe it was, like, that period where I was having it, wasn't really rocking with it.

00:43:38.000 But I had one.

00:43:39.160 And I'm like, I think it was good.

00:43:41.980 But I don't know.

00:43:42.680 Are you someone who hyperfixates on food?

00:43:44.460 Yeah.

00:43:44.860 Like, you pick a meal and you're like, that's my meal.

00:43:47.100 I'm going to eat it every day.

00:43:47.900 And then you eat it for, like, a week straight.

00:43:49.500 And then you're like, oh, my God, I never want to see that meal ever again.

00:43:51.960 Sometimes.

00:43:52.680 Yeah.

00:43:52.840 I mean, I don't.

00:43:54.560 That's happened to me with Chipotle.

00:43:55.740 I mean, listen, I saw y'all eating, like, your sweet grain earlier.

00:43:58.920 That was mine.

00:43:59.540 That is what happened to me.

00:44:01.960 I used to have the chicken parm salad bowl for sweet grain.

00:44:07.800 I had it for lunch, like, every day.

00:44:10.060 Almost for, like, a year.

00:44:12.120 Now I cannot look at sweet grain.

00:44:13.780 Yeah.

00:44:14.360 At all.

00:44:14.560 Yeah.

00:44:15.220 I actually, that actually wasn't my sweet grain.

00:44:17.360 That was my producer's.

00:44:18.260 Okay.

00:44:18.620 I had a burger from the deli downstairs.

00:44:20.180 Okay.

00:44:20.460 We rock with that.

00:44:21.160 Love that for me.

00:44:21.480 Yeah.

00:44:21.980 Listen, I can't touch the sweet grain.

00:44:24.780 It just doesn't look into me anymore.

00:44:26.480 That's fair.

00:44:26.880 Because I had it every day.

00:44:28.360 Yeah.

00:44:28.940 That is a little much.

00:44:30.060 Yeah.

00:44:30.280 Especially with sweet grain, I feel like they have such specific flavors in their stuff

00:44:35.740 that I feel it.

00:44:36.240 Now I get my salads from Panera.

00:44:38.160 I'm a Panera girl.

00:44:39.080 I love Panera.

00:44:39.840 I love Panera.

00:44:40.760 Oh, my God.

00:44:41.400 Panera's it.

00:44:42.040 That candy cookie.

00:44:43.260 Yeah.

00:44:44.020 Bitch, I'll door dash that thing to my front door.

00:44:46.100 Just that one cookie.

00:44:46.640 I need to be walking to the Panera more because I still have my Panera card from when I worked

00:44:53.380 in the mall in Milwaukee, like, in high school.

00:44:56.100 I have my Panera card, but, you know, you can't use your cards on DoorDash.

00:45:00.760 Like gift cards?

00:45:01.860 Or like your rewards?

00:45:02.620 Not the gift cards, like the rewards.

00:45:03.220 The rewards.

00:45:04.020 Yeah.

00:45:04.240 Panera points.

00:45:05.320 Yeah.

00:45:05.740 Yeah.

00:45:06.180 Like type into the Dasher.

00:45:07.860 Can you give them my phone number so I can get points?

00:45:12.380 Please use this number for my Panera points.

00:45:15.560 On this half soup sandwich.

00:45:17.020 Do you actually write that on your doorknust?

00:45:20.020 No, I need to, though.

00:45:22.400 Do you think that door is just going to be like, oh, go to hell.

00:45:24.880 I'm not fucking doing that.

00:45:25.980 Yeah, probably.

00:45:26.200 They don't.

00:45:26.840 Yeah.

00:45:27.340 They don't like doing that.

00:45:28.180 They don't care about me at all.

00:45:29.400 They don't read the instructions.

00:45:30.720 They want me dead.

00:45:31.380 They don't read the instructions.

00:45:32.580 I still.

00:45:32.980 Since COVID, I've always had my just leave at the door instruction.

00:45:37.100 Me too.

00:45:37.960 But they are not.

00:45:38.620 And they're not going to wait for you.

00:45:39.920 And I'm like, I guess.

00:45:42.660 You're like, do me a favor.

00:45:46.420 Just once over the instructions.

00:45:48.140 Yeah.

00:45:48.580 Most of the time it's like, because I've just gotten in the shower or something.

00:45:51.240 Same.

00:45:51.380 And I'm like, just leave it there so it's there when I come out.

00:45:53.980 No one is going to steal my food.

00:45:55.060 I promise.

00:45:55.540 I promise.

00:45:56.300 Not my bill.

00:45:56.880 And if they do, that's on me.

00:45:57.940 Yeah.

00:45:58.240 I'll take that.

00:45:58.620 I'll take that.

00:45:58.880 It's like, it's okay.

00:46:00.060 It's okay.

00:46:00.920 Yeah.

00:46:01.180 I'd rather you do that than the interaction, to be honest.

00:46:03.400 Plus, I know you need to go.

00:46:04.840 Yeah, you've got places to be.

00:46:06.320 You need to deliver for other people.

00:46:07.800 Don't be waiting for me.

00:46:12.660 My sister lived in New York for a while, for a little bit.

00:46:20.040 And she told me this story about she, like, door dashed pizza to her place.

00:46:24.360 Yeah.

00:46:24.760 And she said when she got it, like, all of the cheese, because she's vegan, so it's like a vegan pizza.

00:46:31.780 She said all of the, like, cheese they put on it, literally all of it was off of the pizza completely, because he had folded it in half, and shoved it in his backpack, and rode his bike there, and then dropped it off.

00:46:44.920 And she was like, what the fuck, dude?

00:46:47.600 That's messy.

00:46:49.200 She's like, just forget it, when she's on the pizza.

00:46:52.980 It's like, you're looking forward to it, you have a really bad day, and then you door dash a meal, and you're like, ooh, I can't wait to get it.

00:46:59.420 And then they fuck it up, and you're like, ugh.

00:47:01.780 Or you fuck it up, because I, like.

00:47:04.100 Are you ordering?

00:47:04.720 No, I, maybe, I had, I was at a friend's house for, like, a party.

00:47:10.020 This is when I was in LA.

00:47:11.320 And I ordered a pizza.

00:47:12.280 Mm-hmm.

00:47:13.040 I accidentally ordered it to my apartment, and not my friend's place.

00:47:19.100 Damn.

00:47:19.480 And so, I got an Uber, and I called the Uber driver, and I said, here is the code to my building.

00:47:30.500 A courier?

00:47:31.400 Walk in, grab the pizza, and then please deliver it to this place.

00:47:36.760 And he did it, and I tipped him.

00:47:38.900 A courier?

00:47:39.180 Yeah, like $20, yeah.

00:47:40.360 That's like an ingenious invention, honestly.

00:47:42.220 But I was like, please get this pizza from my front doorstep.

00:47:44.720 It's an emergency, I swear to God.

00:47:46.380 Yeah.

00:47:46.800 If you don't bring it, I don't know what I'll do.

00:47:48.380 Yeah.

00:47:48.880 Like, that's so funny.

00:47:52.180 I feel like there are certain places I don't order from anymore, because they never put my

00:47:56.700 sauce in there, and I swear to fucking God, if I don't have the sauce, I can't eat it.

00:48:00.180 They, like.

00:48:01.280 I swear to God.

00:48:02.640 What happened to utensils?

00:48:04.060 What happened to sauces?

00:48:06.620 What happened to that?

00:48:07.940 Bring them back.

00:48:08.500 Yeah.

00:48:09.340 Normalize.

00:48:10.060 Putting sauce in the bag.

00:48:11.700 Yes.

00:48:11.980 The way that I got Del Taco.

00:48:14.480 Mm-hmm.

00:48:15.540 Because sometimes that's like.

00:48:16.600 Love Del Taco.

00:48:16.860 Love Del Taco.

00:48:17.760 Especially when I got home from the Beyonce concert.

00:48:20.400 I, the first one, I ordered Del Taco, that's the only thing that's open.

00:48:23.240 By the time I get home, it's like four in the morning.

00:48:24.960 Yeah.

00:48:25.380 So like, I get home, I'm like, oh my God, I'm starving.

00:48:28.660 So I order that, and I wait up for it, because I'm so hungry.

00:48:33.380 And so I'm like sitting there, like barely eyes open, and then they finally drop it off.

00:48:37.020 I go, I open it, no sauce.

00:48:39.300 No sauce.

00:48:40.600 What is the point?

00:48:41.980 They, they do that for like Taco Bell sometimes too.

00:48:44.440 And you know what, that's what, what, that, you know what you need to do.

00:48:47.240 Huh?

00:48:48.100 You need to buy the sauce.

00:48:49.160 And save it.

00:48:50.100 Yeah.

00:48:50.420 Or not even just buy it and save it.

00:48:51.700 You know, like, I don't know if Del Taco has their own, but like, Taco Bell has like

00:48:54.880 their own like sauce.

00:48:55.740 Oh, like bottles.

00:48:56.120 In the store, the bottle.

00:48:57.240 Yeah.

00:48:57.340 Like, they just get like the Ortega sauce too.

00:48:59.220 Like, but I, I have bought it.

00:49:01.740 It's in my apartment now.

00:49:03.240 So, I will have sauce.

00:49:06.200 You know which one I, I refuse to order from anymore, because they never, no matter how

00:49:11.000 many times, I'm like, please make sure you ask for the sauce.

00:49:14.040 It's Popeyes.

00:49:15.040 Mmm.

00:49:15.400 They never put it in there.

00:49:17.780 Popeyes plays games.

00:49:18.920 I swear to God, they play in my fucking face all the time.

00:49:22.000 They play games.

00:49:22.520 They, they trick me and they lie to me and I fall for it every time.

00:49:25.820 But that Mardi Gras mustard is like one of my favorite sauces of all time.

00:49:30.360 Okay.

00:49:30.860 And they don't sell that anywhere else.

00:49:32.220 Otherwise, I would buy it and put it in my house.

00:49:34.260 But that one, I'm like, fuck Popeyes, I'm not ordering from there.

00:49:38.200 Because they always forget my sauce.

00:49:39.380 And what's the point of living?

00:49:40.260 You gotta link up with somebody who works there.

00:49:42.120 A ton.

00:49:42.340 And just be like, just give me, give me some packets.

00:49:45.940 On the low.

00:49:46.660 Yeah.

00:49:47.320 And also.

00:49:48.060 Slip, slip me the pack.

00:49:49.160 Also, with all the dry shit they got going on there, they're trying to kill me.

00:49:52.280 Yeah.

00:49:52.660 Not giving me a sauce.

00:49:53.820 Yeah.

00:49:54.360 They're trying to kill me.

00:49:55.640 Also, don't, Popeyes knows who you are.

00:49:57.700 Just be like, Popeyes, get her some Mardi Gras mustard.

00:50:01.380 Mardi Gras mustard, oh my God.

00:50:02.640 Send it in.

00:50:03.260 Popeyes, if you're ever interested, please let me know.

00:50:06.640 She needs the mustard.

00:50:08.300 Listen, one time I had the worst day ever and I just really wanted Popeyes.

00:50:13.680 So my boyfriend ordered it for me.

00:50:15.900 And then they brought it and I was like, okay.

00:50:18.340 I'd like been so upset all day.

00:50:20.560 It was just an awful, awful day.

00:50:22.100 And then I crack it open.

00:50:23.540 I'm like sitting.

00:50:24.160 You know, you set up your stage and you don't start your show yet.

00:50:26.140 Yeah.

00:50:26.460 You want to open your food.

00:50:27.840 Get ready.

00:50:28.660 Prepare.

00:50:28.980 And then I'm like sitting it up.

00:50:31.360 And I'm like, okay, can you give me my sauce?

00:50:33.000 He goes, there's no sauce in here.

00:50:35.240 It's just mine.

00:50:36.420 Well, no, they didn't give us any at all.

00:50:38.080 Yeah.

00:50:38.440 And I was like, are you fucking kidding me, bro?

00:50:40.700 I don't get it.

00:50:41.480 I cried myself to sleep.

00:50:42.660 I didn't even eat.

00:50:43.100 I don't get it.

00:50:43.580 Because I was so upset.

00:50:45.100 I don't get it.

00:50:45.940 It's like, what are we doing here?

00:50:48.280 That was the day I vowed to never do it.

00:50:50.960 I'm over again.

00:50:51.860 Still love you though, Popeyes.

00:50:52.840 I still love you.

00:50:53.500 Like they put, like Taco Bell, I had had it the other week or whatever.

00:50:58.580 I was high.

00:50:59.020 I got some Taco Bell.

00:50:59.700 Ooh, I love that.

00:51:01.140 Wait, what do you order from Taco Bell?

00:51:02.660 Okay.

00:51:03.140 I usually get two crunchy tacos.

00:51:05.720 Ooh, love.

00:51:06.180 And I swap out sometimes either a quesadilla or like a burrito.

00:51:11.940 Ooh.

00:51:12.380 Yeah.

00:51:12.800 Love.

00:51:14.240 But Taco Bell has an option to put sauce packets.

00:51:19.480 Like you can order them.

00:51:20.060 That's how it is on a taco.

00:51:21.020 You do that.

00:51:21.640 Yeah.

00:51:22.360 And yet they still didn't come.

00:51:25.480 They still didn't come.

00:51:26.740 What do you have me add to sauce packets?

00:51:27.760 You duped me.

00:51:28.600 Right.

00:51:29.700 What?

00:51:30.380 You made me take an extra step to add extra sauce.

00:51:33.300 And I always put like six.

00:51:35.100 Me too.

00:51:36.160 That's so funny.

00:51:37.340 I always put four.

00:51:37.800 Hoarding Taco Bell packets.

00:51:39.420 They're in my fridge.

00:51:42.020 So luckily I had two.

00:51:44.720 I put four.

00:51:45.480 If it's just like I only get one thing.

00:51:47.460 Yeah.

00:51:47.680 If I get like multiple things, I always put six.

00:51:49.560 Yeah.

00:51:49.980 You're just like me.

00:51:50.720 Yeah.

00:51:51.140 You're just like me for real.

00:51:52.400 That's so funny.

00:51:53.780 Give us the sauce.

00:51:55.500 Listen, I'm sick of asking.

00:51:57.240 I'm demanding now.

00:51:58.140 Yeah.

00:51:58.340 I'm literally requiring you to send me the sauce every night.

00:52:02.080 You know what I love?

00:52:03.160 I love when they just like, they just fucking raw dog a whole bunch of them and they just

00:52:08.220 throw them all in there.

00:52:09.300 There's just like a million sauces.

00:52:11.180 I'd rather them do that than give me nothing.

00:52:13.400 Exactly.

00:52:14.280 And a utensil.

00:52:15.720 Forget about it.

00:52:16.460 No utensils.

00:52:17.360 They're never going to.

00:52:17.880 No napkins.

00:52:18.340 No napkins.

00:52:19.100 No nothing.

00:52:20.080 Disrespectful.

00:52:20.560 They just don't get it.

00:52:24.300 They don't get how hard it is.

00:52:25.340 Yeah.

00:52:25.740 They know.

00:52:26.260 And it's expensive.

00:52:27.600 It is so expensive.

00:52:28.960 I'm spending extra money to bring it to my door.

00:52:31.100 I know.

00:52:31.680 Please.

00:52:32.500 I'm going to start walking to Panera.

00:52:35.140 Walking to Panera.

00:52:35.900 I've realized that.

00:52:36.660 Yeah.

00:52:36.700 You got to rack up those points, girl.

00:52:38.020 Yeah.

00:52:38.340 You get like a birthday treat too.

00:52:39.760 Did you get your birthday treat?

00:52:41.120 Oh, no.

00:52:41.640 See, I need to do that.

00:52:42.460 Yeah.

00:52:42.700 You get like a, I think it's like a birthday pastry or cookie.

00:52:45.220 I'm in New York.

00:52:45.760 I need to start walking to some places.

00:52:48.100 Let me tell you my laziest thing.

00:52:49.660 Yeah, please.

00:52:51.040 When I do, when I've door-dashed like a Starbucks in the morning.

00:52:54.860 Oh.

00:52:55.380 Because.

00:52:55.980 I've done that.

00:52:57.000 I like the ice-shaken espresso.

00:52:59.460 Oh, that's a good one.

00:52:59.920 That's what I drink with like oat milk, ice-shaken espresso.

00:53:02.120 Love.

00:53:03.780 There is a Starbucks a block from me, but you know what it is.

00:53:08.160 It is the Starbucks Reserve.

00:53:10.900 What's that?

00:53:11.140 Like the fancy one where it's like, you know, they got affogados and they got, you know,

00:53:15.440 like their little like deli in there with like sandwiches where it's like feta, pumpernickel.

00:53:23.620 What?

00:53:23.760 And like tomato.

00:53:24.520 I don't want to eat that.

00:53:26.140 So.

00:53:26.460 Give me the regular stuff.

00:53:27.800 Anyway, I remember going in.

00:53:29.240 I was like, oh, it's a block away from me.

00:53:30.620 Like when I first moved in.

00:53:32.620 And they were like, oh, we actually don't have that drink here.

00:53:36.200 Like we do things like a little differently.

00:53:38.140 And I was like, well, I've never come back in here.

00:53:41.140 It's Starbucks.

00:53:42.300 Well, you just lost yourself a customer.

00:53:44.220 Yeah, it's Starbucks.

00:53:45.460 That's, that's, that's not what I, that's, that's not.

00:53:47.760 Well, if you want the fancy shit, you'll just go somewhere else.

00:53:51.660 There's thousands of coffee shops here in New York.

00:53:54.100 I know.

00:53:55.020 With fancy shit.

00:53:56.140 So they actually did open up a very new, like, it's called like this.

00:54:02.220 I'm not going to get the name of it.

00:54:03.180 I don't even know where I live.

00:54:04.080 But, um, they opened up a very chic, like, new, uh, coffee shop.

00:54:09.600 Okay.

00:54:10.180 Do it across the street from me right now, too.

00:54:12.100 So I go to that for like some espresso over ice.

00:54:14.820 If you're feeling fancy.

00:54:15.320 Yeah.

00:54:15.720 Okay.

00:54:16.040 I'm always feeling fancy.

00:54:16.620 But sometimes you just want a standard.

00:54:18.060 Yeah.

00:54:18.420 Sometimes you do.

00:54:19.120 Sometimes you just want to hold that cup.

00:54:21.840 Shake it.

00:54:22.440 You want that green straw.

00:54:23.720 Yeah.

00:54:24.180 Yeah.

00:54:24.660 I feel it.

00:54:25.620 You're like, you want that little sippy cup top.

00:54:28.060 Exactly.

00:54:28.600 I feel that.

00:54:29.320 Sometimes it's just the vibes.

00:54:30.520 Yeah.

00:54:30.800 Those are the vibes.

00:54:31.740 Yeah.

00:54:31.880 I feel that.

00:54:32.500 Okay.

00:54:40.720 Back to being extremely talented, hilarious, successful, and hot podcast hosts.

00:54:44.500 Okay.

00:54:44.860 Which technically we've been showcasing that because we've just been talking.

00:54:47.260 Thank you.

00:54:47.780 I love that for us.

00:54:48.660 Yeah.

00:54:49.140 Okay.

00:54:49.700 So we're going to read some descriptions of some of these videos that I was tagged in in

00:54:54.840 the comment section.

00:54:56.120 Okay.

00:54:56.380 So this first one says, the men hosting this podcast say, uh, body count does matter.

00:55:02.700 And ask one of the women who is guest co-hosting, what's your body count?

00:55:08.180 And she says, well, I'm going to be shamed for this.

00:55:10.300 I don't want to do this anymore.

00:55:12.860 But other, but anyways, it's 45.

00:55:14.580 And so the comments are very, very, very unhappy about that.

00:55:20.180 I'm not sure if you can guess why.

00:55:22.840 Why they really, really hate.

00:55:25.140 45.

00:55:26.040 Body count.

00:55:27.200 Sounds like a serial killer.

00:55:29.080 It does.

00:55:30.240 The way that they talk about it sounds like they're killing people.

00:55:34.000 I know.

00:55:34.360 The phrase is, I was like, are we Jeffrey Donner here?

00:55:38.460 The way that they like, the way they demonize it is like you're killing people.

00:55:43.240 Yeah.

00:55:43.940 But it's just like.

00:55:44.860 These are straight conversations.

00:55:46.660 They really are.

00:55:47.220 I don't partake in them.

00:55:50.540 I'm forced to bear witness to them.

00:55:52.980 They get dropped on my doorstep like a dead bird every time.

00:55:56.240 Every time they tag me in a video like that.

00:55:58.780 Once again, I think it just goes back to what we were talking about, which is like, do people

00:56:03.860 need to hear what you have to say?

00:56:05.580 No.

00:56:06.160 No, they do not.

00:56:07.120 In fact.

00:56:07.320 You know what?

00:56:07.580 I should do an episode with Louis where I just ask him like straight male podcast questions.

00:56:16.860 That's a great idea.

00:56:18.180 Yeah.

00:56:18.440 You should.

00:56:19.060 Yeah.

00:56:19.440 You should just go down the list.

00:56:21.300 You're like, what are you talking about?

00:56:23.060 Just go down the list.

00:56:25.560 Just talk about like what women bring to the table.

00:56:28.120 Yeah.

00:56:28.500 So if your girl, he's like, what girl?

00:56:31.200 Madonna?

00:56:32.600 What are we talking about?

00:56:34.040 He's like, bitch, this is about Taylor Swift.

00:56:35.560 I swear to God.

00:56:36.640 He's going to get pissed.

00:56:37.880 He's going to feel triggered.

00:56:40.420 Okay.

00:56:40.860 So some of the comments in this video.

00:56:42.960 This one says, almost had a heart attack hearing that number.

00:56:47.260 He should have.

00:56:50.040 Try it.

00:56:50.920 Yeah.

00:56:51.300 Almost.

00:56:52.240 Doesn't count.

00:56:53.340 Brandy said so.

00:56:54.260 I dare you.

00:56:55.120 Yeah.

00:56:56.720 You won't.

00:56:58.200 Like we think straight guys say to each other.

00:57:00.800 This next one says, nobody wants a ran through partner.

00:57:04.980 Not anyone with self-respect.

00:57:08.980 When they're ran through.

00:57:13.060 I'm run through.

00:57:14.360 So.

00:57:16.200 Why I'm single.

00:57:18.580 There you go.

00:57:19.420 All the answers.

00:57:20.640 That explains it.

00:57:22.260 Maybe you should tune in.

00:57:23.100 That explains it.

00:57:25.000 There are all the answers.

00:57:27.360 And this last one says, I'm never getting in another committed relationship again.

00:57:32.340 I don't think that's your choice, to be honest.

00:57:34.040 Yeah.

00:57:34.340 I think that's an involuntary choice.

00:57:36.820 It's like quitting before you get fired.

00:57:38.280 Yeah.

00:57:38.780 You know.

00:57:39.500 It's like when men see like really, really hot, famous women like Zendaya.

00:57:45.300 Mm-hmm.

00:57:45.780 And then they're like, she's real mid.

00:57:48.900 Yeah.

00:57:49.520 It's like, yeah.

00:57:51.520 That's why you won't date her.

00:57:53.560 Yeah, sure.

00:57:54.780 Sure.

00:57:55.500 Yes.

00:57:56.120 I believe you.

00:57:56.720 That's why you won't ever date Zendaya Shore.

00:58:00.340 Of course.

00:58:00.940 Yeah.

00:58:01.480 It's because you don't want to.

00:58:03.480 Mm-hmm.

00:58:04.040 Mm-hmm.

00:58:04.700 Mm-hmm.

00:58:05.060 No, for sure.

00:58:05.620 I believe you.

00:58:06.620 I feel like when men congregate like this and they're little like hidey holes like rats.

00:58:14.620 Yeah.

00:58:15.400 Whack-a-ball.

00:58:16.060 Yeah, truly.

00:58:17.000 Yeah.

00:58:17.120 I feel like it's just like a never-ending like circle jerk of like, they're just validating

00:58:22.300 each other's like bigoted thoughts and feelings.

00:58:26.000 Yeah.

00:58:26.520 And it's just like one big echo chamber and like nothing's ever-

00:58:30.140 It's like birds, you know?

00:58:31.420 Yeah.

00:58:31.540 Feeding their young.

00:58:32.480 Yeah.

00:58:32.580 Like, because they like chew it up for something.

00:58:34.720 They spit it into the baby's mouth.

00:58:37.180 And they feed it up.

00:58:37.840 Yeah.

00:58:38.460 I just feel like nothing ever gets accomplished.

00:58:42.300 Mm-hmm.

00:58:42.760 Like, you're just shouting at each other around a table in a fucking bubble and like what happens

00:58:49.420 after that?

00:58:50.640 Yeah.

00:58:51.360 Nothing.

00:58:51.960 Yeah.

00:58:52.300 When I do it, it's world peace.

00:58:53.900 That's what I'm saying.

00:58:54.440 That's what I reach for.

00:58:55.280 When I do it, I contribute to the ether in some very, very monumental way.

00:58:58.760 It's like the Planeteers.

00:58:59.400 You know, we are-

00:58:59.980 Yes.

00:59:00.480 Stopping pollution.

00:59:02.020 No, truly.

00:59:02.860 Yeah.

00:59:03.360 Stopping littering.

00:59:04.860 She's just all over.

00:59:06.220 Yeah.

00:59:06.560 Cleaning the air.

00:59:07.480 Saving the turtles.

00:59:08.500 Yeah.

00:59:09.000 Exactly.

00:59:09.840 Like, I'm giving back.

00:59:11.000 And Hart, the one with the bad power from Planeteers.

00:59:15.800 Like, well-

00:59:16.760 It's making people feel good.

00:59:17.600 Yeah, Hart.

00:59:18.400 Listen.

00:59:18.980 Yeah.

00:59:19.620 I think-

00:59:21.960 I was talking about how unbelievable it is that a lot of fast food places don't give

00:59:26.820 a sauce is far more helpful.

00:59:30.040 Yes.

00:59:30.420 Okay.

00:59:30.440 And entertaining than listening to a bitch talk about why he's, like, involuntarily celibate.

00:59:35.220 Like-

00:59:35.400 Okay.

00:59:35.820 You know what I'm saying?

00:59:36.740 I don't want to know your body count.

00:59:37.740 I want to know your sauce count.

00:59:39.200 Yeah.

00:59:39.720 Okay.

00:59:40.040 I want to know your Panera Point count.

00:59:42.660 Okay.

00:59:42.880 She's ordered 45 sauces.

00:59:46.120 Now we're talking.

00:59:46.960 That's a bad bitch.

00:59:49.860 Now we're talking.

00:59:51.040 All right.

00:59:51.700 Now that's a podcast I'm going to tune into, girl.

00:59:55.140 Like, you telling me that you guys argue every time Taylor Swift drops a new album.

00:59:58.500 That's far and away much more entertaining to me and funny and hilarious and, like, warm

01:00:04.940 and awesome than listening to men be like, well, you wouldn't buy a car with a million

01:00:09.880 miles on it.

01:00:10.800 I'm like, well, you don't even own a car, so I don't think you have bigger problems.

01:00:15.020 Like-

01:00:15.680 I live in New York.

01:00:16.140 I don't need a car.

01:00:17.920 Mom pays your phone bill.

01:00:19.280 Like, maybe worry about that.

01:00:20.720 Yeah.

01:00:21.060 I don't know.

01:00:22.160 Boo's mobile.

01:00:24.080 Frick it.

01:00:24.680 Girl, I'm like, you sell knives door to door.

01:00:27.520 Like, you've got bigger issues.

01:00:30.360 I'm like, you've got bigger problems.

01:00:32.480 I'm going to start asking people their sauce count now.

01:00:34.900 That's fine.

01:00:35.480 What's your sauce count?

01:00:36.220 Yeah.

01:00:36.480 What do you say when you get that little option and you have that little number ticker?

01:00:40.200 What's your sauce count?

01:00:41.100 What do you turn it up to?

01:00:42.140 Yeah.

01:00:42.620 Interesting.

01:00:43.780 We're six.

01:00:44.700 We're six.

01:00:45.220 Six.

01:00:45.660 We're six.

01:00:46.320 When people say two, I'm like, you're out of your fucking mind.

01:00:48.920 Yeah.

01:00:49.380 Would you get half a taco?

01:00:51.180 Yeah.

01:00:51.600 Please.

01:00:51.960 Come on.

01:00:52.960 That's child's play to me.

01:00:53.880 You've got to smother that.

01:00:54.680 I'm telling you.

01:00:55.360 Yeah.

01:00:55.920 Soak it.

01:00:56.640 Yeah.

01:00:57.000 I need, and I need backups in case one of them, one of them squirts out too fast and they

01:01:00.660 go in the paper.

01:01:01.300 Yeah, exactly.

01:01:02.100 I'll still use it.

01:01:02.820 Because that's happened.

01:01:03.740 And it has.

01:01:04.400 It does.

01:01:04.880 And it's devastating if it's your last one.

01:01:06.700 Yeah.

01:01:07.000 But then you just, you just.

01:01:08.540 Bad hand sauce coordination.

01:01:10.600 Yeah.

01:01:11.140 That's like when you're like, you're eating so desperately that you're like, just opening

01:01:17.720 it so fast.

01:01:18.160 Starving.

01:01:18.780 Yeah, I know.

01:01:20.180 You're like, fuck.

01:01:21.740 You wasted one.

01:01:22.940 And so I'll just like, you just drag it around the paper, pick it up.

01:01:25.780 I'll still use it.

01:01:27.600 It's not nearly as efficient.

01:01:28.880 Exactly.

01:01:29.440 Yeah.

01:01:29.780 Sauce count, much more important.

01:01:31.040 Mm-hmm.

01:01:31.760 It's okay.

01:01:33.200 To wrap up, what would you say is your best piece of advice for aspiring, very sexy,

01:01:46.980 hot, cool, intelligent, amazing, so incredibly popular and contributing podcast hosts?

01:01:52.780 People who want to be a podcast host.

01:01:55.080 You know, be yourself.

01:01:58.980 I'm kidding.

01:01:59.580 I don't know.

01:02:00.060 I mean, maybe that is true.

01:02:01.340 You know?

01:02:01.820 To an extent, yeah.

01:02:02.840 I mean, listen, because, you know, of six years in the comment section, you know, there's

01:02:07.340 been people, you know, who didn't like me, but the people who do stay with you.

01:02:12.100 Period.

01:02:12.360 You know?

01:02:12.920 Yeah.

01:02:13.300 And the people who don't like you, I guess they're still listening because they find a

01:02:16.820 way to comment how they don't.

01:02:17.660 Yeah, they're still driving up engagement.

01:02:19.240 Each week, so.

01:02:19.840 Yeah.

01:02:20.520 Do you ever have any repeat haters?

01:02:22.720 Like ones you recognize back in the day or even now?

01:02:25.820 Maybe, but they're sort of blocked.

01:02:27.420 But also, like, your brain just seems to expel information as soon as it's processed.

01:02:32.300 It really does.

01:02:33.460 Okay.

01:02:33.660 It's just like, my, you know what's so funny is my-

01:02:36.500 What podcast is this?

01:02:37.580 Oh.

01:02:38.020 I don't know.

01:02:40.520 My boyfriend's the same way.

01:02:44.000 Like, the way that he has zero memory of literally anything from, like, 24 hours or

01:02:51.040 more.

01:02:51.420 Yeah.

01:02:52.080 It's crazy.

01:02:53.020 It's honestly a gift I wish I had.

01:02:54.920 The only thing I remember is that I want some soup.

01:02:57.980 So.

01:02:58.240 And you're on your way there after this.

01:02:59.440 Yeah, I'm going to get some soup.

01:03:00.320 Yeah.

01:03:00.720 Yeah.

01:03:00.840 You flanned it out already.

01:03:03.300 It's like, forward.

01:03:04.580 It's never back.

01:03:05.500 Soup.

01:03:06.000 Which is a gift, honestly.

01:03:07.480 Yeah.

01:03:07.880 I joke that he, like, when he lays down at night, he, like, plugs in his brain and it

01:03:12.640 just, like, wipes it of all information that is not important.

01:03:16.100 Like, someone will tell him something and he's like, that's not important.

01:03:18.460 I'm not storing that.

01:03:19.740 Yeah.

01:03:20.080 That's not important.

01:03:21.020 I will not hold on to that.

01:03:22.180 Yeah.

01:03:22.620 And then they meet him next time.

01:03:23.940 He's like, nice to meet you.

01:03:24.900 And they're like, we've met.

01:03:26.220 But okay.

01:03:26.820 Yeah.

01:03:27.220 Well, I think that was standard quality advice.

01:03:30.580 Thank you.

01:03:31.160 But most importantly, know what your sauce count is.

01:03:33.780 Yes.

01:03:34.120 And know what your sauce count is.

01:03:35.360 That's very important.

01:03:36.900 And also buy the sauces.

01:03:38.200 If you can go buy the sauce at the store.

01:03:40.660 Yeah.

01:03:41.320 Just have it at home.

01:03:41.580 I have backup sauces, but they're just not the same.

01:03:43.880 Yeah.

01:03:44.260 And they're not the same brand.

01:03:45.600 I know.

01:03:46.140 You know what I mean?

01:03:46.640 Like, listen.

01:03:46.840 Like, I have a bunch of hot sauces.

01:03:48.020 In a pinch, I put some, like, Cholula.

01:03:51.020 Or a Taco Bell taco.

01:03:53.160 And I'm like.

01:03:53.980 It's not the same.

01:03:54.720 It's not the same thing.

01:03:56.020 You got to get tapasillo.

01:03:57.240 Yeah.

01:03:57.700 Tapasillo is a little spicier, so it's nicer.

01:04:00.100 Okay.

01:04:00.200 Or a Valentina.

01:04:01.460 That's a little spicier.

01:04:02.000 I do love a Valentina.

01:04:03.200 Love that one.

01:04:04.020 Okay.

01:04:05.060 You got it.

01:04:05.580 Yeah.

01:04:06.320 Tips.

01:04:07.220 It was just about sauce.

01:04:08.320 Yeah.

01:04:10.520 Okay.

01:04:10.880 Thank you so much for coming on the show.

01:04:13.700 Thank you for having me.

01:04:14.560 You're amazing.

01:04:15.420 Yeah.

01:04:15.620 So funny.

01:04:16.460 I love that we could talk just about literally anything for an hour.

01:04:19.040 Yeah.

01:04:19.420 That's my favorite kinds of episodes.

01:04:20.660 Listen, I love coming to Brooklyn.

01:04:22.400 It's cute.

01:04:23.100 The BK.

01:04:25.620 Me not knowing literally anything about New York.

01:04:27.960 My friend asked me, where are you staying?

01:04:29.240 I'm like, I don't fucking know.

01:04:30.520 Midtown?

01:04:31.120 I don't know.

01:04:32.080 I was like, girl, the street says 44.

01:04:34.060 She was like, I put 44 with a bunch of question marks.

01:04:37.440 She was like, girl, I'll find you.

01:04:39.100 And I was like, okay, cool.

01:04:40.680 Exactly.

01:04:41.500 Period.

01:04:41.960 I love that.

01:04:42.860 Thank you so much for coming on the show.

01:04:43.980 Thank you for having me.

01:04:44.800 You're so incredibly funny.

01:04:46.380 Thank you.

01:04:46.620 I've been a fan for a long time.

01:04:47.760 Oh, you're so sweet.

01:04:48.660 Thank you.

01:04:48.800 It's an honor to meet you.

01:04:49.900 Thank you.

01:04:50.460 In person.

01:04:51.600 And for those of you at home, where can everybody find you?

01:04:55.600 Keep it.

01:04:56.540 You know, it's on wherever you get your podcasts.

01:04:58.920 Listen on Spotify.

01:05:00.080 Love.

01:05:01.040 Yeah.

01:05:01.580 And also, my newsletter, iramadison.substack.com.

01:05:06.980 Yeah.

01:05:07.440 Run those numbers up.

01:05:09.100 As they should.

01:05:09.880 I'm going to talk about sauce soon on it.

01:05:11.460 Listen.

01:05:11.840 Probably.

01:05:12.220 I'm telling you.

01:05:12.960 It'll help a lot.

01:05:14.700 I'm not going to write about that soup.

01:05:16.760 Yes.

01:05:17.200 I'll probably write a full essay about that soup.

01:05:18.860 I'm in love with it.

01:05:21.060 You're going to drive that business up, girl.

01:05:22.240 I need someone to know how to make it.

01:05:23.400 Yeah.

01:05:23.560 Yeah, you should.

01:05:24.340 Yeah, I'm paying their bills.

01:05:25.340 I'm paying Beyonce's bills, and I'm paying Bartusi's bills.

01:05:28.940 You're like, Plankton's still a formula, girl, for the soup.

01:05:32.760 What about socials?

01:05:33.780 Why can't everybody put it on socials?

01:05:34.600 At Ira the Third on Instagram.

01:05:38.200 At Ira the Third on every platform.

01:05:41.600 TikTok.

01:05:42.260 I'm going to start making one.

01:05:43.380 I'm going to make one.

01:05:44.420 So, yeah.

01:05:45.320 Look at it.

01:05:45.740 Maybe that's us.

01:05:46.820 Yeah.

01:05:47.060 Who knows?

01:05:47.500 Yeah.

01:05:47.820 Don't follow me on Twitter.

01:05:49.260 Please don't.

01:05:50.580 I don't need to follow us.

01:05:51.820 The chip's going down.

01:05:52.700 Yeah.

01:05:52.980 It's okay.

01:05:53.540 We just got to watch it.

01:05:54.420 At this point, I'm just watching it like sink, you know?

01:05:56.920 Run up Instagram, though.

01:05:58.040 I would keep it there.

01:05:58.940 Yeah.

01:05:59.060 Yeah, I love that.

01:06:00.200 Yeah.

01:06:00.960 Make sure.

01:06:01.780 And watch your show on YouTube.

01:06:03.320 Yes.

01:06:03.640 Watch Keep It on YouTube, too.

01:06:04.840 Yes.

01:06:05.000 Which is great.

01:06:05.280 Yeah.

01:06:05.540 We film it every week.

01:06:06.980 Love.

01:06:07.080 So, that's fun, too.

01:06:08.000 Yeah.

01:06:08.240 So, make sure you'll watch it on YouTube.

01:06:10.660 Ira's podcast.

01:06:11.680 We co-host.

01:06:12.480 It's called Keep It.

01:06:13.500 And make sure all of you subscribe to the newsletter.

01:06:16.260 Make sure you follow him on everything.

01:06:17.600 Yes, it's called Frank.

01:06:19.140 Oh, love.

01:06:20.120 That's so cute.

01:06:21.700 Very Frank.

01:06:23.620 Got it.

01:06:24.300 Yeah.

01:06:24.720 Punny.

01:06:26.800 I love that.

01:06:27.760 Thank you again for coming on the show.

01:06:28.980 Thank you for having me.

01:06:30.040 You're amazing.

01:06:30.900 Thank you all for tuning in to this week's episode of the comment section.

01:06:33.980 Don't forget, new episodes drop every Wednesday.

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01:06:42.440 But thank you all so much for joining.

01:06:43.880 Thank you to Ira, my amazing guest.

01:06:45.320 And I'll see you next week.

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SAUCE IS A REQUIREMENT Ft. Ira Madison III

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