The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - SHARING ONE BRAIN CELL ｜ Drew Afualo ft. Hillary Star ｜ THE COMMENT SECTION EP 35

00:00:00.000 I told her that she should lay down like slanted. 0.99

00:00:02.220 Like if you lay like this, it's a little more obvious.

00:00:04.660 But then I look like a tamper.

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00:01:10.460 Hey, everyone,

00:01:11.420 and welcome back to another episode

00:01:12.760 of the Comment Section Show,

00:01:14.380 starring me,

00:01:15.280 your favorite Cheeto in the whole world.

00:01:17.280 Happy spooky season, by the way.

00:01:19.100 Today, I want to introduce you all

00:01:20.420 to my amazing, wonderful guest,

00:01:22.320 Miss Hilary Star.

00:01:23.460 Welcome.

00:01:27.340 Welcome, brother.

00:01:28.720 I'm frozen in shock right now.

00:01:31.380 This is all very surreal.

00:01:32.540 Hillary and I are our real-life friends.

00:01:34.620 Yes.

00:01:35.440 Translated to now working together.

00:01:38.540 Yeah, we've been working on the railroad

00:01:39.700 these past few days.

00:01:41.960 It's spooky season, like I said.

00:01:44.060 Yes.

00:01:44.440 And we are going out with a bang this season.

00:01:46.740 We're doing costumes.

00:01:47.880 Oh, yeah.

00:01:48.280 We've leveled up.

00:01:49.000 I'm trying to dress as many characters

00:01:50.920 as possible this week.

00:01:52.020 Same.

00:01:52.380 This month.

00:01:53.240 And I was trying to be

00:01:55.480 Winifred Sanderson,

00:01:56.600 but I didn't get the memo.

00:01:58.380 I text Hilary late at night.

00:02:00.300 Yes.

00:02:01.000 To be fair to me, 0.99

00:02:02.160 I bought these shitty costumes 0.99

00:02:03.980 the other day. 0.99

00:02:04.720 Or she doesn't text me at all.

00:02:07.160 You know what?

00:02:08.320 I'll own up to it.

00:02:09.300 And I just sit there waiting.

00:02:11.420 I text her.

00:02:12.020 I was like,

00:02:12.280 hey, when should I be at the studio tomorrow?

00:02:14.540 I'm just sitting waiting.

00:02:15.500 I'm like,

00:02:16.240 well, here is where the panic comes to me.

00:02:17.880 I was here an hour 30 minutes earlier.

00:02:20.680 Oh, my God.

00:02:21.040 And I was waiting in the Starbucks

00:02:22.740 just chilling, hanging out.

00:02:24.460 Just hanging out.

00:02:24.860 Yeah.

00:02:25.320 Just chilling.

00:02:26.020 You know, just watching people.

00:02:27.420 Familiarizing yourself

00:02:28.300 because you're an East Coast girly.

00:02:29.960 Oh, yeah.

00:02:30.300 You know, I'm that New York mentality

00:02:32.480 where I'm up and going at 5 a.m.

00:02:36.720 Were you born and raised in New York?

00:02:38.520 Yes.

00:02:39.100 Born and raised in Queens.

00:02:40.600 Woof, woof, woof. 1.00

00:02:43.360 Is there like a saying for Queens?

00:02:45.840 Yes.

00:02:47.260 You know what I mean?

00:02:48.000 Like, I'll give you an example.

00:02:49.660 In Hawaii, there's a town called Kalihi, right?

00:02:53.200 That's on like towards the west side.

00:02:54.880 And all the local girls are like, Kalihi. 0.96

00:02:57.020 But like every time they say,

00:02:58.360 they say like K-town never down,

00:03:00.620 they say things like that.

00:03:01.140 Okay.

00:03:01.520 I mean, in New York in general,

00:03:03.580 there's like the universal yurt,

00:03:07.140 which like, you know,

00:03:08.000 that is when you know a New Yorker is calling out.

00:03:10.320 You can be stranded on a desert,

00:03:12.180 but when you hear a yurt,

00:03:13.300 that is a fellow New Yorker coming to you

00:03:14.700 to rescue you from the trenches.

00:03:16.600 Signaling you home.

00:03:17.240 Yeah.

00:03:17.820 You didn't tell everyone what your costume is.

00:03:19.820 Oh, I'm supposed to be Audrey from Atlantis,

00:03:22.860 one of the best Disney movies of all time.

00:03:26.260 I never knew if that was...

00:03:27.240 I loved Atlantis.

00:03:27.960 Oh, that was one of my favorite movies

00:03:29.420 growing up as a kid.

00:03:30.460 And I didn't realize it was a Disney movie

00:03:32.960 until I went on Disney Plus

00:03:34.020 and saw that it was there.

00:03:36.080 I've always wanted to be Kida for Halloween. 1.00

00:03:39.060 Okay.

00:03:39.240 I am a fan of the movie,

00:03:40.900 but I haven't seen it in a while.

00:03:41.820 Kida was the one with the... 0.89

00:03:43.120 The main girl.

00:03:43.840 Wow.

00:03:44.200 Some Atlantis fan.

00:03:45.780 She said,

00:03:46.280 that's one of my favorite movies of all time.

00:03:47.560 This is a last minute costume

00:03:48.720 and I just fit the aesthetic.

00:03:49.560 Doesn't know one of the main character names.

00:03:51.160 I fit the aesthetic.

00:03:52.060 Yeah.

00:03:52.320 And who are you supposed to be, Drew?

00:03:54.200 Let's analyze this.

00:03:55.500 I am a hot chip.

00:03:57.000 She is a flaming hot Cheeto. 1.00

00:03:58.900 A hot Cheeto.

00:03:59.820 A hot chip.

00:04:00.860 This thing is hot, Boki.

00:04:02.140 I told her that she should lay down like slanted. 0.99

00:04:04.480 Like if you lay like this,

00:04:05.540 it's a little more obvious.

00:04:06.940 But then I look like a tampon.

00:04:08.000 But see, here's the thing.

00:04:10.740 In the wide shot,

00:04:11.960 it's going to look like I'm naked under this thing.

00:04:13.960 I'm not.

00:04:14.700 She is.

00:04:16.220 I'm just naked with shoes.

00:04:18.580 I have covers on but no underwear.

00:04:20.700 Just like put your feet on.

00:04:21.720 Can you imagine?

00:04:22.780 So if I lay like this in the wide shot,

00:04:25.120 hot chip.

00:04:26.340 Sitting up,

00:04:27.900 tampon.

00:04:28.420 Yeah.

00:04:28.920 Just a little.

00:04:29.600 Just a little red scare.

00:04:30.420 It's just a little pointy.

00:04:31.640 On the top.

00:04:32.780 Spirit of Halloween,

00:04:33.480 I have some critiques.

00:04:34.920 I have some notes.

00:04:35.360 I love how the hole is so big.

00:04:36.820 It's so large, you know?

00:04:37.920 Okay, here's the thing.

00:04:39.620 I was buying costumes 1.00

00:04:40.780 and I only wanted to be silly shit. 1.00

00:04:42.960 Like my sister was like, 1.00

00:04:43.920 are you going to be like,

00:04:45.200 like a witch or something like that?

00:04:47.280 Like a basic costume. 0.83

00:04:48.400 Or like a sexy witch. 1.00

00:04:49.560 Yeah, or like a nurse or something.

00:04:51.000 I was like, no,

00:04:51.600 I only want to shop in the male costume section. 1.00

00:04:54.460 And I only want it to be stupid. 1.00

00:04:56.840 And an inanimate object. 1.00

00:04:58.120 Those are the best types of costumes.

00:04:58.940 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:59.560 So they had like,

00:05:00.900 weirdly only phallic foods.

00:05:03.460 Like pickle, hot dog, cheetah.

00:05:05.140 I was going to ask you what phallic meant.

00:05:08.120 I'm not very good with my definition.

00:05:10.060 Phallic is... 0.99

00:05:10.420 Okay, just so you know,

00:05:16.840 I am not very well spoken.

00:05:18.540 Doing live shows is like...

00:05:20.280 No, I'm laughing at having to explain to you

00:05:22.900 what phallic means.

00:05:23.420 You are witnessing me

00:05:24.600 just going through the shock

00:05:26.060 of being live on camera.

00:05:27.900 And I'm just like going through it right now.

00:05:30.180 The motions.

00:05:30.860 Oh yeah, the emotions.

00:05:31.460 All the emotions.

00:05:32.740 And then when people throw in words

00:05:33.640 that I don't know what they mean,

00:05:34.700 I have to sit there

00:05:35.400 and either pretend like I know what it means

00:05:37.200 or just have to be like...

00:05:38.340 Well, I respect the honesty.

00:05:39.500 Yeah, just be like...

00:05:40.240 Phallic is like... 1.00

00:05:40.940 It's in a shape 0.68

00:05:42.120 that could be used in a sexual way. 0.99

00:05:45.960 A pickle.

00:05:47.540 A cheeto.

00:05:48.740 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:49.140 You could put a pickle up your butt 1.00

00:05:50.580 or down your throat. 1.00

00:05:51.500 That's phallic. 0.96

00:05:52.220 Or both.

00:05:53.420 Or both at the...

00:05:54.340 Por qué no los dos.

00:05:55.740 Por qué no los dos.

00:05:57.580 Which leads us to our next subject, Elvis.

00:06:01.440 Okay, I was telling Hillary that... 0.98

00:06:03.700 This is the most unhinged episode.

00:06:05.120 I think it's the Cheeto.

00:06:06.760 I think it's short circuiting.

00:06:08.740 And working all day on the railroad.

00:06:10.080 The hat is a little tight.

00:06:11.340 So it's cut off circulation.

00:06:12.560 The lights are making me hot.

00:06:14.040 I really hope that the sweat stays in there.

00:06:15.540 I was honestly talking about Elvis

00:06:17.060 prior to this filming

00:06:18.180 because I was saying that I liked...

00:06:19.960 Although I did like the Elvis movie,

00:06:21.580 I wish there were questions I still had

00:06:23.080 that I left the theater with.

00:06:24.220 I was just sitting in fascination

00:06:25.440 at how many facts you know

00:06:26.900 because I have not seen the Elvis movie yet.

00:06:29.580 Yeah.

00:06:29.820 So I was sitting here like...

00:06:31.920 Butter sandwiches?

00:06:33.340 Yeah, like Austin Butler did a great job.

00:06:35.680 Oh, yeah.

00:06:36.140 Congrats.

00:06:36.880 The things that I've seen on TikTok,

00:06:38.240 I was like, by far,

00:06:39.400 that was like one of the best actors

00:06:41.740 in regards to like acting like the person.

00:06:44.780 The person, like the...

00:06:47.060 Are we okay, dude?

00:06:48.840 Throw in like a very complicated word in there.

00:06:50.920 I like feel like I don't know how to talk right now.

00:06:52.900 It's because you're with me right now.

00:06:54.220 That's why.

00:06:55.080 It's this cheeto. 1.00

00:06:56.080 No, I make people stupid. 0.99

00:06:57.640 I'm just like... 0.99

00:06:59.140 Listen, if this was my show,

00:07:02.560 if I was stumping right now,

00:07:04.940 I would just be like,

00:07:05.860 just give it a few seconds.

00:07:06.780 Yeah.

00:07:07.000 I'd be like, can we cut?

00:07:07.860 Yeah, literally.

00:07:08.820 Honestly, okay.

00:07:09.640 So back to Elvis.

00:07:11.060 I was just saying he had the most like crazy eating habits

00:07:16.060 and I wish that they touched on it more.

00:07:17.880 I was so unaware.

00:07:19.080 I wish I wanted to ask so many questions.

00:07:21.940 I'm like, why were you eating 10,000 calories a day?

00:07:24.660 If anything, it makes me more paranoid

00:07:26.300 that I've done stuff like that

00:07:28.040 when it comes to eating bad for a day

00:07:30.560 that I'm just like,

00:07:31.220 am I going to go to the bathroom one day

00:07:32.940 and just...

00:07:33.620 I don't know.

00:07:34.260 ...keel over my toilet? 0.52

00:07:35.020 I mean, I don't believe so

00:07:36.300 unless you're struggling in other ways,

00:07:39.680 but I don't think so.

00:07:40.560 Well, I mean, I am struggling.

00:07:41.040 I'm just curious.

00:07:42.660 Aren't we all?

00:07:43.920 I'm just curious to know like more questions.

00:07:46.140 Anyways, back to what we were talking about.

00:07:47.900 Back to what we were talking about.

00:07:49.020 Oh, the costumes.

00:07:50.340 Yeah, the costumes.

00:07:51.340 Anyways.

00:07:52.140 Yeah, Spirit Halloween,

00:07:53.140 I wanted to be cool stuff like cool to me, 0.80

00:07:56.180 as in silly. 0.83

00:07:57.300 I feel like Halloween should be silly. 0.60

00:07:59.180 Like I was never the type to want to...

00:08:01.400 Well, I grew up in a strict Dominican Christian household

00:08:05.180 where Halloween wasn't even celebrated.

00:08:07.200 Oh, yeah.

00:08:07.500 So I never went to school for Halloween.

00:08:09.480 Brujeria? 0.99

00:08:10.040 Yeah, brujeria.

00:08:10.960 So I...

00:08:11.520 No, it's demonio.

00:08:12.900 It's demonio.

00:08:14.200 So it's satanas.

00:08:15.260 But no, I never went to school on Halloweens.

00:08:17.300 I missed all the candy handouts.

00:08:19.820 I used to sit on my window.

00:08:21.080 Yeah.

00:08:21.460 No, it's really...

00:08:22.280 Can we just...

00:08:23.860 Can you imagine I just get up and walk?

00:08:25.560 I charge you for the session.

00:08:27.440 So when I was younger,

00:08:29.680 we weren't allowed to celebrate Halloween.

00:08:31.560 I didn't go to school for Halloween,

00:08:32.720 and my mom would actually let us hand out some candy to kids,

00:08:37.580 but I would write notes on the windows to make kids sad.

00:08:41.520 But it was just me projecting my insecurity

00:08:43.260 of the fact that I couldn't dress up for Halloween,

00:08:45.260 and I would put no candy on the windows. 1.00

00:08:47.340 You're like, your costume sucks. 0.99

00:08:48.920 Yeah, no. 0.99

00:08:50.860 And then I wonder why I am the way that I am,

00:08:54.200 and my people-pleasing tendencies,

00:08:56.360 do my friends love me?

00:08:57.700 It's just a whole lot.

00:08:58.740 No, my parents...

00:08:59.500 You're also a Leo sun and a Leo moon, correct?

00:09:01.980 So Halloween is where you shine.

00:09:03.860 Here we go with the rapid fire.

00:09:05.280 I memorized my birth chart specifically for this episode

00:09:07.960 because I just knew astrology was going to come into play,

00:09:10.840 and I'm a Leo, so I have to make it about myself.

00:09:13.380 So I am...

00:09:14.300 I'm a Leo moon, a Leo sun, and a Scorpio rising.

00:09:19.080 So what do you think that kind of...

00:09:22.020 I think that you love attention.

00:09:24.280 Yes.

00:09:25.180 Good, but not bad.

00:09:26.520 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:27.300 Right?

00:09:27.540 Uh, you're probably pretty impulsive.

00:09:31.760 Um, you're probably...

00:09:33.700 You're someone who doesn't, um...

00:09:36.580 It's not really hard to guess what you're thinking.

00:09:38.500 Oh, 100%.

00:09:39.140 You're very, like, upfront about how you feel,

00:09:40.740 and if something upsets you or...

00:09:42.180 Oh, yeah.

00:09:42.700 ...makes you happy or any spectrum of emotion,

00:09:45.880 you're going to know.

00:09:46.640 Are you...

00:09:47.100 Do you have cameras installed in my house?

00:09:48.000 That's what I told you.

00:09:49.100 I'm telling you.

00:09:50.220 But see, that's why I said Halloween's where you shine.

00:09:52.780 Yeah.

00:09:52.960 If you're a Leo, like, Leos love Halloween.

00:09:54.960 Oh, yeah.

00:09:55.260 It's good to be there.

00:09:56.340 It's my time.

00:09:57.480 Yeah.

00:09:57.660 And also to...

00:09:58.140 Pull focus.

00:09:59.000 That's Leo's goal.

00:09:59.580 Yeah, and also live my childhood dream.

00:10:01.860 I told my husband, Andrew, to take me trick-or-treating.

00:10:05.040 He's like, you're 27.

00:10:06.620 I'm like, I don't give a...

00:10:07.880 I don't really care.

00:10:10.620 That's so funny.

00:10:11.320 I, uh...

00:10:11.960 Yeah, no.

00:10:12.700 I want to go trick-or-treating.

00:10:14.060 I want to do all the things.

00:10:15.020 Pumpkin picking, apple picking.

00:10:16.220 I didn't do none of that growing up.

00:10:18.640 And, um...

00:10:18.980 Look at you healing your inner child.

00:10:20.460 Love that for you.

00:10:21.120 Just a little bit.

00:10:21.640 And going off of what you said, that I'm impulsive,

00:10:24.160 I cackled because I made one of the most impulsive decisions yesterday.

00:10:29.560 I extended my trip because I just wanted to.

00:10:33.000 And then I found a nicer hotel, and I checked out early.

00:10:38.160 I moved to a different hotel because the theme of the room is, like,

00:10:42.020 very 80s post-modern, like, seafoam green.

00:10:45.060 And I was like, I like it.

00:10:46.320 Book.

00:10:46.820 I was like, I'm leaving.

00:10:48.000 That's such a Leo thing.

00:10:49.100 And I go to the front desk, and I'm like, something came up.

00:10:52.300 I must check out early.

00:10:53.400 And she's like, oh, I hope everything's all right.

00:10:55.080 I'm like, yeah, I just have to leave early.

00:10:58.300 Lying's also a Leo thing.

00:10:59.620 Oh, yeah.

00:11:00.820 Being good at lying is also a Leo thing.

00:11:02.540 Oh, yeah.

00:11:02.980 I mean, also, I feel like it also comes from the fact that I was raised in such a strict

00:11:06.500 household.

00:11:07.020 I feel like at this point, my parents stopped watching.

00:11:08.860 Yeah.

00:11:09.320 My dad was like, when is the episode going up?

00:11:11.840 I'm like, uh, yeah, like, I think next week or something.

00:11:14.720 But, yeah, I know they're not going to watch past five minutes.

00:11:17.460 But growing up.

00:11:18.080 They're supporting you.

00:11:19.020 Oh, yeah.

00:11:19.340 They gave you the view.

00:11:20.420 If there's one thing I know about my parents, it is them being super supportive with everything

00:11:25.200 I've done in regards to content creating.

00:11:27.880 That is 100% like where I am like, you know what?

00:11:31.300 Maybe them being so strict wasn't that bad.

00:11:33.680 I mean, it was.

00:11:34.460 But it was.

00:11:37.900 And it's just like, you know, being Dominican and being first generation Dominican in the

00:11:42.540 United States, like, you have such a, I don't know why we're going into childhood

00:11:46.240 trauma, right?

00:11:47.080 It's just different.

00:11:48.060 No, I totally get what you're saying.

00:11:50.520 Like, I understand completely and empathize.

00:11:52.640 It's a completely different life experience.

00:11:54.620 Super different.

00:11:55.360 Than other kids who were like, their parents were born and raised here too.

00:11:58.360 It's a completely different life experience.

00:12:00.020 Yeah.

00:12:00.220 Like, I wasn't really allowed to go hang out with friends after school.

00:12:03.060 Like, sleeping over a friend's house was like out of the question unless it was a 0.94

00:12:07.060 cousin or like.

00:12:07.980 Yeah.

00:12:08.300 Even like if it was like a distant cousin, it was like, no.

00:12:10.360 It was like, it has to be like one of your closest cousins.

00:12:13.100 Like, it's, it's a lot of fun.

00:12:15.360 Well, look at you now.

00:12:16.500 Look at me now.

00:12:16.860 Come so far.

00:12:17.880 Traveling by myself.

00:12:19.080 Acting on all those impulsive thoughts.

00:12:20.840 As a Virgo, I rebuke in the name of the good Jesus Christ, Beyonce.

00:12:25.460 That's right.

00:12:26.060 I rebuke impulsivity.

00:12:28.160 I can't, I'll literally put something in my Amazon car and I'll leave it in there for

00:12:31.020 like at least 10 days.

00:12:33.340 But you see, I'm like that too.

00:12:34.060 Before I think.

00:12:34.580 Like, I will not make impulsive decisions when it comes to shopping for certain things.

00:12:39.460 But when it comes to something.

00:12:40.580 No, just giant things like extending a stay.

00:12:43.180 Like booking a hotel room.

00:12:44.080 Yeah.

00:12:44.700 It was only like $100 extra for the flight.

00:12:47.580 And there you go.

00:12:48.300 Also, I'm terrified of flying.

00:12:49.800 So pushing my flight out further, it just calms me down a little more.

00:12:53.840 It's also a fun fact.

00:12:54.340 That's also a Leo thing.

00:12:55.380 Like making up excuses justify your decisions.

00:12:57.680 Yeah, you know.

00:12:58.460 And you always, you always have at least one.

00:13:00.360 You know what?

00:13:01.100 I applaud you.

00:13:02.160 I, I envy impulsive people sometimes because I, I need like three to five business days to

00:13:07.240 make an educated decision.

00:13:08.340 Well, you see, I need.

00:13:09.480 And the answer is probably always no.

00:13:11.000 Yeah.

00:13:11.280 Yeah.

00:13:11.600 I'm like that when people want to make plans with me.

00:13:13.980 And then like, don't make plans with me the week before.

00:13:16.800 Yeah.

00:13:17.000 Because the night before, I might just not want to go out with you.

00:13:20.460 Only because like my mood's changed.

00:13:22.520 Like I'm feeling a little down.

00:13:23.860 So like I don't want to leave the house.

00:13:25.320 Yeah, I feel that.

00:13:26.720 And the next day.

00:13:27.420 Also now, like especially now because my schedule is so busy.

00:13:30.660 That sometimes people are like.

00:13:31.740 She's booked and busy. 0.98

00:13:32.740 People are like, what are you doing on the 12th?

00:13:34.640 I'm like, ask me on the 11th. 0.99

00:13:36.100 Because I genuinely don't know, bitch. 0.99

00:13:37.980 Like I won't know until then. 0.99

00:13:39.720 Like I worked two festivals back to back.

00:13:43.080 Yeah.

00:13:43.720 In June, I went to New York for GovBall.

00:13:46.320 And then I went to Nashville for Bonnaroo.

00:13:49.660 That's a week apart.

00:13:51.120 And then the week after that, I went back home and then went to VidCon.

00:13:53.580 So like that month almost killed me.

00:13:57.540 But like those decisions, like I was like, I don't know what I'm going to do next week.

00:14:02.220 They told me like two days before.

00:14:03.980 Two days before?

00:14:05.060 Yeah.

00:14:05.300 And then they were like, do you want to go to New York this weekend?

00:14:07.120 And I was like, okay.

00:14:09.200 This is like this job has forced me to be impulsive.

00:14:12.500 Yeah.

00:14:12.960 Because, but it has to do with my career.

00:14:14.320 So that's why I'm like okay with it.

00:14:15.460 But yeah, I would say, I would say I'm glad to hear that you're into spooky season because

00:14:21.180 I've always loved Halloween.

00:14:23.100 Did you go to college?

00:14:24.000 Yes.

00:14:24.440 Okay.

00:14:24.720 Where'd you go to college?

00:14:25.320 I went to college in Long Island.

00:14:27.600 It's this private university called, well, it's a college, but Malloy College.

00:14:31.860 It was a predominantly nursing school.

00:14:33.880 And there's like the corner where it was like the business students.

00:14:37.040 And I will say there is a lot of slander on business students that I've seen on TikTok.

00:14:41.600 I don't know if you've seen it.

00:14:42.440 Yeah, I've seen.

00:14:43.200 They're like, there's like the TikTok.

00:14:44.880 Business and nursing students really get it.

00:14:45.940 Yeah.

00:14:46.100 I'm just like, why are they like hating on business students?

00:14:48.740 They're like, yeah, your final was like a coloring book or something.

00:14:51.740 I'm like, listen, we get just stressed out.

00:14:53.660 And what of it?

00:14:54.380 That's what she said.

00:14:55.020 I'm like, and what of it?

00:14:56.120 I colored it in, did not color outside of the lines.

00:14:58.680 And that's all that matters.

00:15:00.040 What's it to you?

00:15:00.820 I think it just, I think it just depends.

00:15:02.500 But did you go out a lot in college?

00:15:03.920 Like on Halloween and stuff?

00:15:05.180 No.

00:15:05.720 You didn't do that?

00:15:06.360 Not even in college?

00:15:07.380 Well, I mean like when I was in college, I was already dating my future, what's the term?

00:15:12.460 Now husband.

00:15:13.020 My now husband.

00:15:14.340 My future husband.

00:15:15.480 I'm like, we're married, but we'll be married next year.

00:15:18.080 But in the future, we'll be my husband.

00:15:20.040 I mean, that's not technically wrong.

00:15:21.580 No.

00:15:21.980 He'll still be your husband in the future. 1.00

00:15:23.360 Yeah, unless I kill him. 0.89

00:15:24.720 But I, yeah, no, in college, like I, for Halloween, I did go out. 0.94

00:15:30.820 I remember the first time I ever dressed up, I was a nun.

00:15:34.280 I noticed for costumes.

00:15:36.160 Yeah, I'm talking about a hard left from your background.

00:15:39.120 She goes, my parents are really religious, didn't celebrate Halloween. 0.98

00:15:41.200 Anyways, I was a slutty nun my first college Halloween. 0.99

00:15:43.740 Super Christian, and it wasn't even slutty. 0.99

00:15:44.740 I was like painted white. 0.99

00:15:46.300 I was like all drapey.

00:15:48.080 If there's one thing I love about Halloween costumes, it's dressing in like long drapey

00:15:52.560 costumes.

00:15:53.660 So like Winifred Sanderson, I was a nun.

00:15:56.500 And then I was a Harry, like I was a Gryffindor because, you know, those are like the elite

00:16:02.180 students of Hogwarts.

00:16:04.040 Yeah, you know, that was like my quirky year.

00:16:05.580 Um, I was just, I was just starting to burst out of my bubble and, um, you know, it was

00:16:10.860 just, it was a good year.

00:16:12.480 That, I, I, I can't really relate in that sense only because, um, my friends insisted 0.70

00:16:18.780 on being slutty for Halloween, which I encourage and encourage you to do so. 0.98

00:16:22.700 I love the slutty. 1.00

00:16:23.600 My only requirement was that it also be clever. 0.92

00:16:27.000 So like if we were going to be slutty, I wanted it to also be clever and have like a 0.93

00:16:30.740 theme. 0.57

00:16:31.080 That was my requirement.

00:16:32.540 What, what did you guys dress up as?

00:16:34.020 Yeah, first year, my freshman year of college, we were the Spring Breakers, which is, that

00:16:37.760 movie just came out that year.

00:16:38.960 So that was a hit.

00:16:40.040 Yeah.

00:16:40.480 In Hawaii on Halloween, they, everyone goes to like Waikiki, which is like the main town

00:16:46.240 and like they all walk in costumes and party and get drunk and blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:16:51.100 But when I went, that movie had just come out.

00:16:53.760 So basically we all bought neon green, neon green, neon pink beanies and cut our own eye

00:16:59.480 holes in them.

00:17:00.480 That's good.

00:17:00.980 And then, and mouth holes.

00:17:01.980 And then we had like fake guns and we wore bikinis. 0.98

00:17:05.280 Wow.

00:17:05.520 So it was like easy because you're in Hawaii.

00:17:07.260 It's not cold.

00:17:08.300 Right.

00:17:08.800 And then the costume ate.

00:17:09.140 It was like you just go to the beach and then go to Waikiki.

00:17:11.200 Yeah, except one of my friends got too drunk before we went.

00:17:14.000 She didn't even cut the holes in her beanie. 1.00

00:17:15.400 So she was just an asshole in a beanie. 1.00

00:17:17.320 Like she was in a bikini. 1.00

00:17:18.640 She like pulls it down and she's just like suffocating. 0.95

00:17:20.720 Yeah, she literally was like, I didn't cut my holes.

00:17:23.700 And I was like, girl.

00:17:25.440 And we took the bus.

00:17:27.060 I broke the bus in my bikini.

00:17:28.980 I was like sitting there.

00:17:29.980 Oh my God.

00:17:30.780 No.

00:17:31.500 Yeah.

00:17:31.700 True.

00:17:32.360 I did that that year.

00:17:33.180 I'm gripping the seat right now.

00:17:34.500 Yeah.

00:17:34.700 As a New Yorker.

00:17:36.220 We.

00:17:36.900 Oh.

00:17:37.340 Yeah.

00:17:37.960 The bus, the public transportation.

00:17:39.440 Oh my God.

00:17:39.760 I've taken the subway in New York.

00:17:41.220 You've taken the subway?

00:17:42.120 Yeah.

00:17:42.520 You see, as a New Yorker, I don't take the subway.

00:17:45.540 Really?

00:17:45.860 I also like to purposely play on this New Yorker personality when I'm with people that aren't

00:17:50.160 from New York.

00:17:50.720 I do it on purpose because I know it annoys the hell out of people where I'm just like,

00:17:53.820 yeah, in New York, we have public transportation.

00:17:57.360 I asked my Uber driver yesterday.

00:17:58.820 I'm like, you guys don't even have subways?

00:18:00.540 And he was like, no.

00:18:01.760 And I'm like, well, we have a well-oiled machine.

00:18:06.680 Meanwhile, when it rains, there's like a waterfall and like the ceiling collapses.

00:18:10.520 I know.

00:18:10.720 You know, and don't even get me started on like the homeless situation.

00:18:13.380 And then going in the subway in the summertime is unbelievable.

00:18:17.640 It's so hot.

00:18:17.840 It is unbelievable.

00:18:18.720 It's so hot.

00:18:19.400 I know.

00:18:19.740 I went disrespectfully hot over there.

00:18:21.540 I don't feature it.

00:18:22.700 How dare you?

00:18:23.460 But I think for mostly for Halloween, I was like something relatively clever.

00:18:29.420 What were you?

00:18:30.040 I was an avatar one year.

00:18:32.360 So I painted myself blue, which was nice.

00:18:35.300 And then I did, I was Bane one year.

00:18:38.440 A sexy Bane.

00:18:39.300 Bane.

00:18:40.020 Bane.

00:18:40.660 From Batman.

00:18:41.660 The way that both of our brain cells are working so hard, though, we each have one.

00:18:47.600 The cobwebs are coming off of the wheels and they are slowly turning.

00:18:52.780 I'm just going to say smoking. 1.00

00:18:53.280 I don't know what it is about this costume, but it's making me an idiot right now. 1.00

00:18:57.440 It's me. 1.00

00:18:57.640 I bring out the most idiotic side of people. 1.00

00:19:00.920 Like, I make people stupid. 1.00

00:19:02.400 But it's all goofs and gaffs. 1.00

00:19:04.300 Yeah.

00:19:04.860 It's a fun old time.

00:19:05.600 Speaking of goofs and gaffs, today's topic, we're going to talk about, with Hillary, today

00:19:11.400 we're going to talk about sketch comedy.

00:19:12.920 Because that's your niche.

00:19:14.040 Yes.

00:19:14.440 We didn't even really get into that. 0.99

00:19:15.560 We started talking about a bunch of other shit. 0.87

00:19:17.320 I'm just someone that wandered in off the streets and I'm like, you guys do a show here? 0.98

00:19:20.840 I just got off of work and I just, I would love to sit down and chant with you.

00:19:24.700 Hillary loves a good sketch. 1.00

00:19:26.640 Oh, yeah.

00:19:27.120 Love a good sketch comedy.

00:19:28.220 Even like, because a lot of my stuff is very improv, like very SNL, it's like just, you

00:19:35.140 know, it's a very natural type of thing that I do.

00:19:38.160 Yeah.

00:19:39.020 Yeah.

00:19:39.540 I love doing sketches.

00:19:40.740 I love doing like the POVs.

00:19:42.100 My favorite things, my favorite types of video that I do are the ones, POV, you're at Home

00:19:47.800 Goods.

00:19:48.660 Yeah.

00:19:48.820 And then all the cringy signs that you see.

00:19:51.700 Real millennial humor.

00:19:52.700 Oh, my God.

00:19:53.380 Yeah.

00:19:53.540 Oh, it's very millennial.

00:19:54.280 Are you millennial?

00:19:54.660 You are, right?

00:19:55.100 You know, I have been like itching to like figure out the right answer because I'll see

00:20:00.120 millennials saying that I am, but then I'll see people saying that I'm a Gen Z because

00:20:04.020 I was born in 95 and apparently, but apparently 96 is the cutoff.

00:20:08.240 But then people are saying that I'm a Gen Z because I, that's denial.

00:20:12.980 We're millennials.

00:20:14.040 That's what I'm saying.

00:20:15.120 Because like we, there's just so much millennial slander.

00:20:17.820 I feel like I'm like, way too.

00:20:19.220 And you guys need to stop because we carry social media on our backs.

00:20:24.140 So millennial goes all the way up to, I think, like 32.

00:20:26.920 Something like that, right?

00:20:27.880 So like how old you are, it's like 32, 33.

00:20:29.340 Yeah.

00:20:29.440 I think it's the cutoff for them.

00:20:30.560 So like that's who you're talking about when you're talking about.

00:20:33.560 See, because you're making fun of the Home Goods signs and that's millennial humor.

00:20:36.900 Yeah.

00:20:37.500 You know what I mean?

00:20:37.920 Like, like those signs that say things like life takes you places, love brings you home.

00:20:42.580 You know what I mean?

00:20:43.480 And don't even get me started with the Ray Dunn.

00:20:45.060 When I first moved out, I bought my dogs a bowl and I didn't really think about it that much.

00:20:52.640 But now that I hate on Ray Dunn so much, I remember the fact that my dog's water bowl says, good boy.

00:20:59.880 So that's the millennial in you.

00:21:01.780 So I know you know how to read when you bought that thing.

00:21:04.880 Yeah.

00:21:05.620 What I started doing, I started turning the bowl.

00:21:08.660 Every time I put the bowl up, I turn it and I put it facing the wall.

00:21:11.940 I just don't want to see it.

00:21:13.420 I can't mentally deal with it.

00:21:13.820 No, they are good boys.

00:21:15.360 They don't need homeware to be telling them that.

00:21:17.960 They can't read.

00:21:18.940 They can't read.

00:21:20.140 Oh my God.

00:21:20.660 And when the towels, like, oh my God.

00:21:22.200 When I go to my mom's house, she is like peak, like a Ray Dunn farmhouse.

00:21:26.980 Like her style definitely is very American.

00:21:29.960 I'm like, woman, you are Dominican.

00:21:32.720 You are Dominican.

00:21:33.680 You said that's the colonizer.

00:21:36.140 Trying to win.

00:21:36.860 That was a white man.

00:21:37.860 Don't let him win.

00:21:39.020 Don't let him win.

00:21:40.260 Oh my God.

00:21:41.140 There were so many roosters growing up in my house.

00:21:43.960 Oh yeah.

00:21:44.520 Every time I went to HomeGoods.

00:21:45.640 And yeah, she was the type that had the towels that said dry.

00:21:49.400 I'm like, what if it's for wiping?

00:21:51.600 Like, what if I don't have wipes that day?

00:21:54.100 Yeah.

00:21:54.500 I think that, I think that your videos like that are so funny too.

00:21:58.520 And I also think people can relate because they find, also find them cringe.

00:22:01.980 Yeah.

00:22:02.180 That's essentially what it is.

00:22:03.200 Yeah.

00:22:03.400 Because that's what it is.

00:22:04.080 Like, it's not like, I'm not saying like, oh my God, these are so funny.

00:22:07.540 I'm like, genuinely, my blood is boiling.

00:22:10.120 Like, those are, and those are the exact faces that I make when I'm walking around in HomeGoods.

00:22:13.880 And I'm just, and I see people walking around with their live, laugh, love signs.

00:22:16.900 And I'm just like, stop.

00:22:17.780 And here's the thing.

00:22:18.660 I love HomeGoods.

00:22:19.800 Oh. 1.00

00:22:20.180 I'm all up in that bitch. 1.00

00:22:21.580 I, dive in. 1.00

00:22:22.280 There's just, there's a line.

00:22:23.820 There's a little line.

00:22:24.620 You know what I mean?

00:22:25.160 There's a huge line.

00:22:25.840 I will say probably the most millennial thing.

00:22:28.000 I'll let you say what's the most millennial thing about you.

00:22:30.160 Me, it's probably the way I treat my dog.

00:22:33.380 The fact that I take so many pictures of him.

00:22:35.880 Oh.

00:22:36.260 Oh, I have a stroller for my dog.

00:22:37.860 That's pretty white and millennial.

00:22:39.300 Well, I don't have a stroller because my dogs are about 90 pounds.

00:22:43.300 My dogs are huge.

00:22:44.060 My dog's like 17 pounds.

00:22:45.840 I can't even walk my dogs by myself.

00:22:48.140 Yeah.

00:22:48.500 They're too big.

00:22:49.460 Yeah.

00:22:49.640 No. 0.99

00:22:49.800 The first time I tried walking them by myself, my ass was dragging along the grass in my white 0.99

00:22:53.980 shorts and never did that again. 0.99

00:22:56.440 And they were a lot lighter in weight, let me tell you that, but I, yeah, no, I'm a huge

00:23:02.220 dog mom.

00:23:03.320 Like people are like, when are you having kids?

00:23:04.860 I'm like, I have three at home.

00:23:07.000 They came right out of my career.

00:23:08.520 Yeah.

00:23:08.860 Like you weren't there, but I birthed them.

00:23:11.140 I birthed them.

00:23:11.960 Yeah.

00:23:12.200 That's how I feel about my dog.

00:23:13.380 Yeah.

00:23:13.640 Me immediately like taking pictures and sending them.

00:23:16.220 So my boyfriend is probably the most millennial thing about me.

00:23:19.180 They're like, oh my God, look at him.

00:23:21.080 Look how great he looks.

00:23:22.000 And it's like also like when they're sleeping, they're trying to get some sleep and I'll like tiptoe

00:23:26.320 buy them.

00:23:26.880 I'll grab my phone and I'll just do the most obscure angle to get a photo of them.

00:23:31.020 And I'll just send it to Andrew.

00:23:31.920 And I'm like, Yogi's sleeping again.

00:23:35.020 I'm like, just look at him.

00:23:36.440 And I, this is very millennial of me.

00:23:38.540 Every time I go out, it's also maybe like a overcompensating for leaving them by themselves,

00:23:43.860 even though they have each other.

00:23:45.020 Every time I go out, I never come home without at least buying them a toy.

00:23:49.840 Me too.

00:23:50.880 I was just telling my boyfriend that the other day, like my sister came over to my

00:23:54.240 house and all his toys are everywhere.

00:23:56.660 I only have one dog, so he's spoiled.

00:23:58.900 And then my sister goes, it looks like a kid lives here because all his toys were all over

00:24:02.960 the place.

00:24:03.480 A kid does reside here.

00:24:04.460 That's the most millennial thing about me.

00:24:06.080 Yeah.

00:24:06.480 Easily.

00:24:07.100 And then, you know what?

00:24:08.180 I wear it proudly.

00:24:09.340 Every time I go out.

00:24:10.880 I would die for my son.

00:24:11.980 Yeah.

00:24:12.080 Like, red, white, and blue.

00:24:16.440 What's your dog's name?

00:24:19.540 Yogi and Bear.

00:24:20.640 Oh, that's cute.

00:24:21.880 They are two standard golden doodles.

00:24:23.460 I just pull out a wallet photo and like the little, the little plastic.

00:24:28.240 Speaking of golden doodles, there's a lot of golden doodle slander on TikTok.

00:24:31.940 I saw that a lot.

00:24:32.240 I'm very happy you said that because I was like, I thought I was the only one that saw

00:24:35.120 that.

00:24:35.380 And people are saying that like golden doodles are like so annoying.

00:24:38.420 They're like aggressive.

00:24:39.500 And this, you know, the, the, the wannabe, like I'm as a vet tack, as a dog trainer, these

00:24:45.340 as a dog myself, it's true.

00:24:49.140 I am the dog.

00:24:51.200 Like, they're just like, yeah, as a dog trainer, like these are some of the most like annoying

00:24:55.280 and frustrating dogs to work with.

00:24:56.860 And I'm just always golden doodles.

00:24:58.300 I see that a lot.

00:24:59.020 I'm like, what?

00:24:59.680 And they're like, why not just get a poodle?

00:25:01.240 I'm like, nobody wants just a poodle.

00:25:03.700 Why not get the best of both worlds?

00:25:05.580 You get a poodle and a super intelligent dog, a golden retriever, beautiful.

00:25:10.480 And so that is the pure brain American dog. 0.58

00:25:13.320 Cause that is what this country was founded on. 0.52

00:25:15.340 White picket fans and golden retrievers.

00:25:17.960 That's the millennial in you.

00:25:19.260 Yeah.

00:25:19.940 There it is.

00:25:20.840 That's what that is right there.

00:25:22.160 That and me constantly doing a British accent.

00:25:24.580 It is.

00:25:25.200 I'm surprised I haven't pulled it out yet.

00:25:27.260 Yeah.

00:25:27.580 That's my dog.

00:25:28.260 My dog's name is Squid.

00:25:30.240 Squid.

00:25:31.340 And you know what?

00:25:32.140 He is a squid.

00:25:33.700 Someone, someone was like, what was the inspo?

00:25:35.560 I'm like, look at him.

00:25:35.660 Like slithers on the bed. 0.88

00:25:36.700 Yeah.

00:25:36.920 Someone's like, what was the inspo?

00:25:38.240 And I'm like, look at him.

00:25:39.900 He's a literal squid.

00:25:40.960 Like no other name would fit him like quite like that one.

00:25:44.480 I like the idea of names being like inanimate objects, like bread.

00:25:48.540 Curtain.

00:25:49.320 Yeah.

00:25:49.620 Or like garlic noodle.

00:25:52.680 You know what I mean?

00:25:53.300 Like, so we settled on Ray Dunn.

00:25:56.720 What are your dogs?

00:25:57.420 If I asked you what your dog's name's were and you said Ray and Dunn, that would be funny.

00:26:01.420 Sierra Bradley.

00:26:02.260 Get two more and name them Ray and Dunn.

00:26:04.800 Okay, let's get back on topic.

00:26:07.120 So sketch comedy.

00:26:08.100 That's what we're on.

00:26:09.040 Yes.

00:26:09.720 So what I'm going to do is what I do here on the comment section show is I bring up two

00:26:14.820 videos that were brought to me, tagged me in, whatever, and they apply to our topic

00:26:19.880 today.

00:26:20.440 And then what we do is we bring them here and we talk about them.

00:26:22.880 Cold case files.

00:26:24.140 And go right off track just like we have been.

00:26:26.620 Those are my favorite episodes though.

00:26:28.120 Yeah.

00:26:28.320 I love when we go off track.

00:26:28.800 I don't know why I'm picturing like when you're like, these videos were brought to me.

00:26:31.260 I just picture someone rolling a cart like it sounds like mail call top secret and they

00:26:36.960 like unveil it and they're like, these are the videos that will be used.

00:26:40.060 There you go.

00:26:40.680 Unfortunately for them.

00:26:42.060 Yeah.

00:26:42.340 So this first video, I always just describe them.

00:26:46.460 So it's a man posted basically a skit.

00:26:51.780 Bad start.

00:26:52.820 Already a bad start.

00:26:54.180 This is a sketch in and of itself.

00:26:56.180 But he says where he plays, he's playing two different guys trying to write an online

00:26:59.960 article.

00:27:01.220 They're both watching videos of male comedians whose names I won't mention, but they are

00:27:06.760 ones that are disliked.

00:27:09.740 Use your imagination.

00:27:11.800 And they quickly come up with reasons why they should be canceled and they just get increasingly

00:27:17.080 more absurd.

00:27:17.940 So essentially the point of his video is like making fun of woke culture.

00:27:21.800 Yeah, like woke people will find any reason to cancel male comedians. 0.98

00:27:27.180 Right.

00:27:27.900 So I always think that's not funny.

00:27:31.540 Yeah.

00:27:31.600 Sketch comedy is supposed to be funny.

00:27:33.160 Yeah.

00:27:33.520 That's not funny.

00:27:34.320 I'm just like, sir, you missed the line.

00:27:36.480 The line is all the way back there.

00:27:37.620 Yeah.

00:27:37.860 They told you you couldn't be racist in your standup.

00:27:40.060 And then you're like, God, these people. 0.99

00:27:41.500 You're like, God damn it. 0.99

00:27:42.640 What if I don't like Dominicans? 0.99

00:27:44.580 Let me say what I want.

00:27:45.740 They're so sensitive.

00:27:47.500 They're so sensitive.

00:27:48.660 Well, I always think like if your comedy is based in bigotry, you're not funny.

00:27:54.280 That's so 100% true.

00:27:55.900 Like I'm like, there are so many ways that you can be funny.

00:27:58.280 You can make fun of anyone without being super harsh.

00:28:01.360 I just don't understand the point of like having to include like misogyny, bigotry, racism.

00:28:05.860 I'm like, that is not funny.

00:28:07.440 Like stereotypes.

00:28:08.600 There is like stereotypes that could be funny.

00:28:10.620 Depending on who you are as a person.

00:28:13.140 Especially if it's coming from said, what is the word I'm looking for?

00:28:17.180 Like let's say I'm a comedian and I'm making stereotypes about Dominican people.

00:28:21.240 Like I can go hard because these are my people.

00:28:23.560 But at the end of the day, like I'm proud to be Dominican.

00:28:25.520 I know where I come from.

00:28:26.540 And no one can make fun of a Dominican better than a Dominican. 0.93

00:28:29.960 Yeah.

00:28:30.180 Well, and it's all based in love more than anything.

00:28:32.620 It's love and appreciation. 0.65

00:28:33.820 There are just silly things about it.

00:28:35.280 Like same thing with mine. 0.83

00:28:36.200 Like with someone culture.

00:28:37.960 Like I can make jokes about someone people because I am someone.

00:28:41.260 Can I just say I love someone culture?

00:28:44.820 Yeah.

00:28:45.000 I am obsessed.

00:28:47.220 Let me ask you this.

00:28:48.340 Is the haka Samoan? 0.92

00:28:50.160 No, that's Maori.

00:28:51.540 So that's New Zealand.

00:28:52.680 Okay.

00:28:53.220 So I always confuse both of them.

00:28:55.260 But honestly, it's like one of my favorite cultures to like whenever I'm on TikTok and

00:28:59.040 I see either someone Samoan or is it Maori?

00:29:02.080 Maori.

00:29:02.700 Maori.

00:29:03.220 Yeah.

00:29:03.600 I am just like I remember during the pandemic, there was a sound that it was Maori and they 0.96

00:29:10.460 were doing like a dance.

00:29:11.960 Yeah.

00:29:12.140 It was like consecutive 15, 20.

00:29:14.660 Yeah.

00:29:14.960 It was like 15, 20 videos of me like just liking them.

00:29:17.760 I'm just liking them all.

00:29:18.880 Oh my God.

00:29:19.400 The ones in the soccer games before like they play.

00:29:21.640 Yeah.

00:29:21.700 When they play.

00:29:22.320 I am just like, oh my God.

00:29:23.720 I, so I actually brought adoption papers for your mom.

00:29:27.860 There's like a female like there. 1.00

00:29:29.620 Well, there's not female.

00:29:30.740 I didn't mean that.

00:29:31.200 There's a Samoan equivalent to like a haka.

00:29:33.800 It's called the Siva Tau.

00:29:34.720 But it's like, it's like, cause the haka is Maori. 0.85

00:29:38.220 So it's like a war cry.

00:29:40.080 It's, it's a sacred practice.

00:29:41.480 The haka.

00:29:41.980 So that's why watching it is really cool.

00:29:44.900 Someone tried to like insult me once and then said like, I can't believe you would say that

00:29:49.680 as a Maori person.

00:29:51.040 And I'm like, I'm not even, but it's not even an insult. 0.99

00:29:53.740 Bitch, you didn't even get the race right. 1.00

00:29:55.600 Like the ethnicity right. 1.00

00:29:57.440 If you're going to be racist towards me, get it right.

00:30:00.040 Oh my God.

00:30:00.540 At the very least.

00:30:01.320 Yeah.

00:30:01.600 You know how many people have been racist towards me and like said like, oh, like call

00:30:05.840 me like the straight up N word and stuff.

00:30:07.460 And I'm just like, I mean, yeah, I look mixed.

00:30:10.220 Like I've, people that have met me, they always are like, oh, are you mixed?

00:30:12.780 I'm like, no, I'm Dominican.

00:30:13.680 But honestly, Dominicans can range from looking Spaniard to Middle Eastern to black.

00:30:19.140 It's, it's all the same.

00:30:21.420 Yeah.

00:30:21.680 It's all, well, that's one of those things I think where they, their scope is so small.

00:30:27.340 Yeah.

00:30:27.760 It's like this big.

00:30:29.340 Open your eyes, mate.

00:30:30.100 So they, if you're not visibly like Hispanic or white, they're like, what could you be? 0.96

00:30:37.840 You know, you're not, if you're not visibly anything else, they're like, okay, I only

00:30:40.860 know three.

00:30:41.680 Yeah.

00:30:42.060 So you're clearly not, you're obviously not Asian. 0.97

00:30:45.760 You're not white. 0.81

00:30:47.280 Probably Hispanic in some kind. 0.98

00:30:48.820 Like they, they only know three ethnicities in the entire universe, like bigots. 0.77

00:30:53.700 Yeah.

00:30:54.040 So that's why when, when sometimes when they try to be racist towards me, they pick the

00:30:58.060 wrong one.

00:30:58.800 Yeah.

00:30:59.160 I'm like, you're not even just like, try again.

00:31:01.060 Do your research, babe.

00:31:02.200 Like, like, I mean, you're not even good at bigotry.

00:31:05.420 You're not even good at that.

00:31:06.780 No, you're not good at anything.

00:31:07.860 If you can't even be racist correctly, you're not even good at that.

00:31:10.200 Have you ever seen the TikTok sound where it's like, oh, but you don't even look.

00:31:13.020 And then it's like the nationality.

00:31:14.880 Yeah.

00:31:15.140 And then, uh, or ethnicity and you, and they, they play the stereotype. 0.51

00:31:19.240 Yeah.

00:31:19.520 So like for me, uh, it's almost like, oh, but you don't even look Dominican. 0.82

00:31:22.400 I'm like, oh, I'm sorry.

00:31:23.420 I'll just, and then I, uh, there was one of like a Dominican holding a plantain with like 1.00

00:31:27.080 the hair and rollers.

00:31:28.660 Yeah.

00:31:29.240 And like dancing to the middle.

00:31:30.460 Dang it.

00:31:30.780 Yeah. 0.99

00:31:31.040 That's why it's, it's so ignorant. 0.88

00:31:32.960 That's why it's just all of it is. 0.97

00:31:34.320 It's just an extreme form of ignorance speaking of.

00:31:37.400 So this video is essentially, they're basically saying that like woke people are canceling

00:31:43.700 prominent male comedians for no reason.

00:31:46.780 But I always think like in order to cancel them, they have to like not be actively working.

00:31:53.280 Exactly.

00:31:53.920 They're all actively working.

00:31:55.320 Like the people that he was referencing are people that have been widely criticized

00:32:00.200 because they say very bigoted things in their routines.

00:32:04.600 They choose to do it because they're full grown men who are in their fifties.

00:32:09.240 So like I, in order to cancel them, they have to not be working.

00:32:12.480 They're actively working.

00:32:13.500 They're working all the time.

00:32:14.480 Unfortunately for other people.

00:32:15.780 It just sucks because I was such a fan of some of these comedians like way back.

00:32:20.300 And honestly, it's crazy how much also like TV changed because like with these shows 0.75

00:32:24.740 with the comedians, like, and also like how TV shows and movies, like there's so much

00:32:29.040 like deep rooted, like kind of like misogynistic and like racist stuff that like we used to

00:32:34.900 laugh at.

00:32:35.480 And now that when you, when you look back at it, I'm just like, oh my God, I can't believe

00:32:38.380 like I actually laughed at this stuff.

00:32:40.280 And I, I agree completely.

00:32:41.740 It's crazy.

00:32:42.020 When you watch old shows like Friends.

00:32:43.920 Yes.

00:32:44.500 How I Met Your Mother's Terrible.

00:32:46.980 Oh my God. 0.89

00:32:47.580 Talk about misogynistic. 0.99

00:32:49.180 And a womanizer. 0.98

00:32:50.160 Yeah.

00:32:50.440 The way like they just casually mention like things like a song and stuff like it's, it's,

00:32:57.520 I see, I always think to myself like what you did in the past, like for example, if some

00:33:02.820 of these comedians did terrible things in the past or like they made jokes that are obviously

00:33:07.900 in their very nature, misogynistic, homophobic, whatever.

00:33:10.820 As time goes on, you can evolve, right?

00:33:13.240 You have the right to evolve and change your routine.

00:33:16.500 And if you don't in 2022, that's an active choice you're making.

00:33:20.980 Exactly.

00:33:21.560 You're fully aware.

00:33:22.920 Yeah.

00:33:23.160 Because it's, it's all over social media.

00:33:24.780 You can fully make that choice to either change your comedy or just don't do it at all.

00:33:28.900 Well, and there's, there's plenty of comedians that are just unbelievably funny without resorting

00:33:34.380 to bigotry at all.

00:33:35.320 Yeah.

00:33:35.420 Like me.

00:33:36.340 And me.

00:33:38.840 She's like, this is my show.

00:33:40.540 As soon as, as soon as I say that though, like terrible men are like, you make fun of people

00:33:44.460 all the time.

00:33:45.000 I didn't say making fun of people.

00:33:46.020 Oh my God.

00:33:46.720 I said bigotry.

00:33:47.840 This is why I don't understand.

00:33:49.220 Like, they're just like, you're making fun of the man and you should be looking at yourself

00:33:54.200 in the mirror.

00:33:55.160 I'll be like, okay.

00:33:56.620 And I'm better looking than you.

00:33:57.920 Now what? 0.98

00:33:59.140 Like, I just picture like, uh, the fricking monsters from, uh, men in black, like just 0.98

00:34:04.080 sitting behind a computer. 0.96

00:34:05.320 Like, they really are like that though.

00:34:07.380 Oh my God.

00:34:07.860 It's so annoying.

00:34:08.660 A virus.

00:34:09.420 Honestly, I have to commend you for being able to take all that because it's not easy.

00:34:14.300 Like the one, cause that's the thing.

00:34:16.280 Like me being a people pleaser, I live to make people happy.

00:34:19.800 Like for me, it's one of those things where it's like, I just love seeing people happy.

00:34:23.680 Yeah.

00:34:23.860 And the moment I get a comment that's like, I don't see how people think she's funny.

00:34:27.660 At first it used to really bug me.

00:34:30.080 Now I just respond with, uh, animal facts.

00:34:33.920 I just think like, if that's the case, why'd you have to tell me?

00:34:38.320 Exactly.

00:34:38.820 And also, like you could tell somebody else.

00:34:40.980 Yeah.

00:34:41.220 And also, clearly we have made careers off of not being funny.

00:34:45.480 So who's the comedian?

00:34:47.120 I think that all the time.

00:34:48.500 Like, I genuinely am like, like, what are the odds you know what's funny?

00:34:52.420 And I know.

00:34:52.600 Exactly.

00:34:53.220 Like, let's look at, like, you want to check tape?

00:34:55.060 Yeah.

00:34:55.380 Let's look at the stats, brother.

00:34:56.800 Like, can we pull the projector down actually?

00:34:57.800 That's why I'm like, one of us is funny.

00:34:59.980 Yeah.

00:35:00.840 I mean, if I'm a, if I'm a pick teams.

00:35:05.200 I don't see how you can eat from outside of the club. 0.99

00:35:06.920 That's like, that's, I've told men that before who write that, they're like, this bitch isn't even funny. 1.00

00:35:12.140 Oh, I just know they went to the gym after and just pounded. 0.99

00:35:14.760 Well, they'd have to ask their mom for a ride first.

00:35:18.180 But I literally, I literally, I've responded to comments like that and I've been like, yeah, I'm going to take this real seriously from someone with 16 followers.

00:35:27.520 Like, what?

00:35:28.160 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:35:28.780 Bitch, eat my ass. 1.00

00:35:29.900 That's what I think. 1.00

00:35:30.600 16 followers with, like, an anime profile photo?

00:35:32.540 That's what I'm saying.

00:35:33.400 Or it says, like, it says, I bet you my comment made you mad, huh?

00:35:36.800 Oh, my God.

00:35:37.580 You know, after they commented, they're like, hold on, wait, I need to go to my profile and just change it, my bio.

00:35:42.340 So, yeah, so I've had, yeah, some dudes send me hate DMs or thousands of dudes do every, every single day.

00:35:49.740 And I always screenshot them.

00:35:51.160 I save every single one, every single one I've ever had.

00:35:53.840 If you sent it to me, I have it saved.

00:35:56.060 You got it.

00:35:56.800 And I, and I keep it, you know, so I can, like, sleep at night.

00:36:00.680 You, like, print them out.

00:36:01.940 You put them under your pillow and you're like, the food fairy will bring me another campaign.

00:36:06.940 Another festival.

00:36:07.620 But I, I, I'll tweet them, like, some dude just messaged me, you're a two.

00:36:14.440 And, like, with the wrong form of your, first of all.

00:36:16.820 Oh, my God.

00:36:17.600 Yeah.

00:36:17.840 That irritates the hell out of me.

00:36:19.140 He's like, you're a two. 0.88

00:36:20.060 That's all he put.

00:36:21.100 And he privated his account before.

00:36:23.660 And then I put it on Twitter and I just put, oh, word.

00:36:26.840 And I screenshot what he looked like.

00:36:29.340 Listen, if there's one thing that I love that you do, that I also do, but not as frequently,

00:36:34.500 because I, I don't know, I just don't get that many hate comments, which, again, power

00:36:38.920 to you because I, I would literally, and that's the thing, I feel like you compose yourself

00:36:42.980 better than I do, but because I'm a Lior and I am very impulsive, I would go off, like, 0.85

00:36:49.300 on social media and just be like, you guys, you want to see us just start showing them

00:36:52.160 my bank statements.

00:36:53.040 I'm like, you want to keep making fun of me?

00:36:54.880 But I love that you put these people on blast because you want the clout?

00:36:59.860 I'll give it to you.

00:37:00.540 Yeah, literally.

00:37:01.040 If you want it, I'll give it to you because my sister will always be like, oh, don't 1.00

00:37:04.340 give them the attention.

00:37:05.440 I'm like, no, the attention is what they want. 1.00

00:37:07.600 Like, you might as well make them look stupid while you give them the said attention. 1.00

00:37:11.080 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:37:11.500 I've had countless dudes, like, message me and then I post their, their profiles and

00:37:16.100 their names.

00:37:16.920 Like, I don't blur names.

00:37:18.260 I don't blur names and I don't blur faces.

00:37:20.040 Oh, God.

00:37:20.480 If you send me a hate DM, I'd wipe any trace of your face from that profile. 0.96

00:37:24.560 Anything.

00:37:24.780 Because I will find it.

00:37:26.140 And their social security number is, like, written on the bottom.

00:37:27.900 Yeah, like, I, I've tweeted it, but there was one dude that lived in the UK for some

00:37:33.580 reason.

00:37:34.000 I don't know.

00:37:34.600 And all the teas and biscuits.

00:37:35.680 I don't know who the hell it was, but, like, I think a British dude made a hate video about

00:37:40.020 me or something because I, I kicked that hornet's nest hard as hell because they were come in. 0.99

00:37:46.960 Like, I had nothing but British dudes and they write the most, like, asinine. 0.99

00:37:51.400 Chop, check. 0.99

00:37:51.980 Like, hold on.

00:37:53.640 Ow. 0.99

00:37:54.580 Bless you.

00:37:55.100 Thank you.

00:37:55.680 Sorry.

00:37:56.080 It's the Cheeto dust.

00:37:56.720 There's.

00:37:57.660 Oh, my God.

00:37:58.940 Jesus Christ.

00:38:00.060 The Cheeto dust is just everywhere.

00:38:01.000 No, I literally see dust and I knew it was going to make me sneeze.

00:38:03.560 Anyways.

00:38:05.000 Anyways, back to my story.

00:38:05.980 Yeah, I, I really angered the UK men for some reason.

00:38:09.940 I don't even know what it was.

00:38:11.280 And I, they were coming, like, in droves and they write the craziest insults.

00:38:16.240 Oh, yeah.

00:38:16.420 They're like, right, listen here, mate.

00:38:18.340 Like, they write, they'll write me 10 words before they actually get to the point of the

00:38:23.040 sentence.

00:38:23.460 Like, right, listen here, babe.

00:38:24.680 See, the thing with you is, this is the thing about you, yeah?

00:38:27.660 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:27.880 That they write all of that out and then they'll be like, you're a fat bitch. 1.00

00:38:31.360 Like, that's not the end. 1.00

00:38:32.640 I'm like, way to bury the lead, babe.

00:38:34.520 I'm just like, if I ever see you in Edinburgh, I swear to God.

00:38:37.680 Bruh, here's the thing about you, right?

00:38:38.820 Me and the lads, we're going tough.

00:38:40.020 We're going to tough.

00:38:41.080 We're going to tough.

00:38:42.020 Bruh, here's the thing about you, bruv.

00:38:43.280 This, this is the thing, this is your problem, bruv.

00:38:44.900 Yeah.

00:38:45.140 This way. 1.00

00:38:45.780 And then they, then they call me a fat cunt. 1.00

00:38:47.540 Like, that's the end. 1.00

00:38:48.840 I'm just like, no.

00:38:50.180 But I had one dude, I swear to God, on the money every morning at 4 a.m. my time.

00:38:56.000 So I don't even know what time it was there.

00:38:57.500 Oh, hold on.

00:38:57.940 I'll tell you right now.

00:38:58.560 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.

00:39:00.540 Okay, that makes more sense.

00:39:01.780 Every morning, every morning, 4 a.m. on the money, for like four days in a row, he

00:39:06.220 was sending me voice notes.

00:39:07.280 Oh, I know.

00:39:07.780 He set an alarm for that.

00:39:08.800 Yeah.

00:39:09.100 And he, every, on the money, 4 a.m.

00:39:12.000 And he was sending me voice notes, but you could hear him taking a piss in the background.

00:39:16.500 What?

00:39:17.040 So this man's thinking about me.

00:39:19.220 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:39:19.420 Every morning you get up, he's like, oh, I got to send that fat bitch. 1.00

00:39:22.020 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:39:22.420 Oh, my God.

00:39:22.820 Hold on, guys.

00:39:23.160 Hold on. 1.00

00:39:23.360 I got to send that fat bitch a voice memo. 1.00

00:39:24.420 Hold on. 1.00

00:39:24.780 Really quick.

00:39:25.660 Like, he said.

00:39:26.280 At least our school. 1.00

00:39:27.740 He's like, here's the thing about you, you're a fat bitch. 1.00

00:39:29.620 You feel me? 1.00

00:39:31.420 That's what he was sending me, but like, he was like half awake.

00:39:34.680 So like.

00:39:34.960 Oh, I got.

00:39:35.540 On the money.

00:39:36.900 Yeah, he's like, yeah.

00:39:37.960 And then you can hear him like, like, in the background, like he's peeing.

00:39:43.980 And I was like, is this man getting ready for work?

00:39:46.680 And he's calling me like he's sending me a voice memo. 1.00

00:39:50.060 And I put that shit on Twitter. 0.99

00:39:51.760 I screen recorded every single one. 1.00

00:39:53.860 Every single one.

00:39:54.660 And I put it on Twitter.

00:39:56.080 And I was like, there's no way, dude.

00:39:58.520 Yeah.

00:39:59.320 I have a lot of dedication.

00:40:00.460 I have a penthouse apartment in that brain at that point.

00:40:03.840 There's no way.

00:40:05.040 If Drew had a dollar for every hate comment she had, she would own Dubai. 1.00

00:40:09.740 At this point.

00:40:10.740 She would have an empire.

00:40:12.460 At this point.

00:40:13.160 And that's why I was like, the craziest thing about this is the consistency.

00:40:17.300 Oh, yeah.

00:40:17.740 With which you were doing it.

00:40:18.820 And honestly, you got to commend that just a little bit.

00:40:21.080 I'm like, you know what?

00:40:22.260 Honestly, good for you.

00:40:23.860 And I actually have your file right here.

00:40:25.520 Yeah.

00:40:25.800 And then I saw, I went and looked at his profile and he wears a fedora unironically.

00:40:30.700 So that tells me all I really need to know about you, brother.

00:40:32.640 But I posted the, I posted both of them.

00:40:35.000 Son.

00:40:35.380 Account privated immediately.

00:40:36.600 This is not the Peaky Blinders.

00:40:37.900 Yeah.

00:40:38.440 I just.

00:40:39.540 Peaky Blinders.

00:40:40.680 Peaky Blinders.

00:40:41.420 That's me with the hat right now.

00:40:42.640 I'm like making fun of him.

00:40:44.480 And I'm like, really?

00:40:46.640 Anyways.

00:40:47.720 Okay.

00:40:48.080 I'll get back to these comments.

00:40:49.180 Hold on.

00:40:49.540 We'll go back to this video.

00:40:50.800 Okay.

00:40:51.380 So the comments in this, it says, if only they would work that hard to make money in life.

00:40:56.220 That's.

00:40:57.000 That's all you got?

00:40:58.480 Right.

00:40:59.400 That's all they have.

00:41:00.040 You gotta try a little harder.

00:41:00.820 I'm like, come on.

00:41:02.520 For like, they're saying like for people trying to cancel them, they're like, if you worked

00:41:06.100 that hard to make money, huh?

00:41:08.220 Then I guess you would be like, what?

00:41:11.180 You know, one time this dude was trying to write a hate comment on my video and it was like

00:41:15.320 this dissertation, but he was like calling me all these names, but I watched him write 0.98

00:41:20.080 it and delete it like four times because he kept misspelling shit. 0.82

00:41:23.320 And I literally put him like, the funniest part about this is that you, I watched you rewrite 0.89

00:41:29.340 this like four times.

00:41:30.760 Like I kept refreshing and it was there again.

00:41:32.460 Oh my God.

00:41:33.080 I click on it and it's gone.

00:41:34.340 And then he was deleting it.

00:41:35.480 See the wrong two.

00:41:36.420 Yeah. 0.99

00:41:37.440 He's like, he's like, damn it. 0.99

00:41:39.720 He's like, delete. 1.00

00:41:40.800 God damn it. 0.98

00:41:41.420 He's like, copy, paste, delete. 0.99

00:41:43.020 Okay, this next comment says, I think everyone can agree this whole cancel and woke culture

00:41:48.220 is really getting out of hand.

00:41:49.880 Absolutely, mate.

00:41:50.700 Here's the thing about that.

00:41:52.520 That's not wrong to an extent. 0.99

00:41:55.360 To an extent though, because.

00:41:57.240 It's like a very like small extent.

00:41:59.020 Yeah.

00:41:59.340 Because I get it.

00:42:00.280 Yeah.

00:42:00.600 I get what you're saying, but the energy is misdirected.

00:42:04.860 You're talking about not canceling outright racist or like transphobic people or homophobic

00:42:10.440 people, whereas where it's being directed is that other people who don't deserve that.

00:42:15.960 Exactly.

00:42:16.180 You know what I'm saying?

00:42:16.820 Like.

00:42:16.880 That is 100% true.

00:42:17.840 Like me, like, uh, what was it?

00:42:20.560 I don't remember what it was.

00:42:21.760 Um, oh, the M&M's, uh, what was it?

00:42:25.060 The M&M's where they gave the girl heels, uh, boots or sneakers or something like that. 0.98

00:42:29.340 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:29.760 I was like, I mean, okay, but like, there are people getting killed in like third world

00:42:34.960 countries.

00:42:35.380 Why don't we like put our energy towards that?

00:42:37.360 That's the thing too.

00:42:38.040 Like when it comes to world culture, I get it.

00:42:40.060 I empathize and sympathize a hundred percent, but I'm like, I would rather focus on like,

00:42:44.680 you know, like what's happening right now in Iran, which is unbelievably tragic.

00:42:48.440 And I'm like, I want to focus more on that.

00:42:51.240 Like I will touch on also like the, um, the whole, I don't know if you were familiar with

00:42:57.280 the cowboy caviar with like the Spanish. 0.94

00:42:59.360 So like, I understand where our frustration comes from as minorities with the whole, you 1.00

00:43:04.700 know, like white people.

00:43:06.020 Yeah. 0.86

00:43:06.180 White people just like gentrify this, this and that. 0.97

00:43:07.760 And then I'm like, so let's not eat at Taco Bell or Chipotle.

00:43:11.740 Yeah.

00:43:12.000 How about that?

00:43:12.620 Well, you get it.

00:43:13.340 You get it.

00:43:13.980 Like tune it.

00:43:14.920 It's, it's, it's, I think for me, it's like, it's completely void of context.

00:43:19.220 I think context is important.

00:43:20.720 Oh yeah.

00:43:21.100 When you, when you factor in like someone in 2022 as a full grown man who's established

00:43:26.740 by the way.

00:43:27.300 So he makes millions of dollars already with or without doing a standup and he's choosing

00:43:31.300 to do standup and he's choosing to be offensive, that's different.

00:43:35.000 Yeah.

00:43:35.260 As opposed to someone who's like, they're, I don't know if they, if they used to laugh

00:43:42.200 at things in the past that were not funny, that they were based in bigotry and they're

00:43:45.400 like, listen, that's not who I am anymore.

00:43:47.140 I wish I never said those things.

00:43:48.900 I wish I never posted those things, but like I did, I can't change it.

00:43:51.580 So moving forward, like I'm never going to do things like that again.

00:43:55.780 I, those are two very different things.

00:43:57.560 And I think that context and nuances is required, but like saying like a one size fits all,

00:44:03.620 oh, all of it's bad is not true.

00:44:05.800 Woe culture is, it's important that we evolve as people.

00:44:09.140 Like we grow and we understand some things are just not funny anymore.

00:44:12.220 Like you think about our next president of the United States, ladies and gentlemen.

00:44:15.620 I like take this off and I have a, I'm actually her campaign manager.

00:44:22.200 But then you think about like, if you think about movies like the hangover, the hangover

00:44:26.160 to this day is one of the highest grossing movies of all time.

00:44:28.820 Is it really?

00:44:29.400 Yeah.

00:44:29.800 In theaters.

00:44:30.940 So do you remember what was in that movie?

00:44:34.180 Oh, do you remember the words they used in that movie?

00:44:36.140 Do you remember the humor that they had in that movie?

00:44:38.440 A lot of it was extremely offensive.

00:44:40.800 Now at the time, that's not what they thought at the time.

00:44:44.340 That's not what everybody thought.

00:44:45.620 But now we know better, right?

00:44:47.100 Exactly.

00:44:47.500 So you think about like, these are the same, the dudes who say this are like, whoa, culture

00:44:50.560 is so toxic.

00:44:51.700 They're the same dudes who platform misogyny, who platform bigotry.

00:44:55.720 And they're like, you guys are so, but then like someone like me comes along and I describe

00:45:01.080 a dude who made a terrible video about me.

00:45:03.100 I'm like, yeah, that's a white dude with glasses. 0.98

00:45:05.260 And they're like, you're so racist. 1.00

00:45:07.000 They're like, you are so messed up. 1.00

00:45:07.760 Girl, what are you talking about? 1.00

00:45:09.000 You're such a bully. 1.00

00:45:10.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:10.420 How can you bully someone?

00:45:11.500 They're like, how could you platform this bully?

00:45:13.160 They're just children.

00:45:14.040 They're just children.

00:45:15.140 Yeah.

00:45:15.380 They're like, how could you platform this bully?

00:45:18.360 And you guys like offensive things for fun.

00:45:20.200 So like, that's what I'm saying.

00:45:21.140 You guys don't actually care about wool culture.

00:45:23.700 You don't actually care about that. 0.99

00:45:24.820 You're just hating on a hot woman making bank off of your misery. 0.99

00:45:29.860 You know, I'm sick and tired of this. 0.99

00:45:30.980 Well, literally.

00:45:31.960 This last one says, this for real is what happens when I try to drop game on a woman. 1.00

00:45:38.520 Hold on.

00:45:39.720 Hold on.

00:45:40.520 Pause.

00:45:40.900 Drop game on a woman. 1.00

00:45:42.420 Drop game?

00:45:43.360 So you're dropping misogyny, racism, bigotry on a woman? 1.00

00:45:46.880 But like, drop game?

00:45:48.800 If you describe talking to women as dropping game, you're not getting any. 0.99

00:45:53.040 And that's just facts.

00:45:53.880 That's just facts, babe.

00:45:55.380 I don't think that man has ever been in a relationship with it.

00:45:57.000 Maybe that's why your game doesn't work.

00:45:59.180 Because you describe it as dropping game on a woman. 1.00

00:46:02.200 Dropping game.

00:46:02.980 Yeah.

00:46:03.240 You know this guy plays video games on a daily basis.

00:46:05.580 He's just like.

00:46:06.520 That's what they call it, right?

00:46:07.620 It's also called spitting game.

00:46:09.840 Yeah.

00:46:10.160 It's not called game.

00:46:11.920 I'm like, what is this?

00:46:12.840 Solitaire?

00:46:13.360 That's why you didn't even say it right.

00:46:15.280 Like, that's how I know you're not getting any.

00:46:16.460 Ten on black.

00:46:19.160 No, that's dropping game. 0.95

00:46:22.140 I'll be like, ten on black.

00:46:23.320 And here's my number.

00:46:25.360 And what are you doing later?

00:46:27.880 And are you free for a last shirt?

00:46:28.580 I'm like in the black vest.

00:46:29.600 Like, that's a blackjack dealer.

00:46:31.860 Fedora.

00:46:34.560 Okay, we'll move on to this next video.

00:46:37.460 This next one is.

00:46:38.980 Basically, it's a woman. 1.00

00:46:40.100 She made a comedy video where she says, guys will be like, you're such a great catch.

00:46:43.680 And she pulls out a wedding veil and flowers and says, catch me then.

00:46:47.200 And looks in the camera.

00:46:47.980 I actually saw that one.

00:46:48.420 Really intensely.

00:46:49.460 That's so funny.

00:46:50.700 So, I think the, okay.

00:46:54.580 So, essentially, the point of the video, it's satirical.

00:46:57.740 Yeah.

00:46:57.920 Right?

00:46:58.140 So, it's like, it's funny.

00:47:00.180 And if you don't get that.

00:47:01.360 Let's laugh.

00:47:01.940 Then, clearly, you do not understand comedy.

00:47:03.780 Yeah.

00:47:04.200 Because that's the comedy you laugh at, right?

00:47:06.540 Yeah.

00:47:06.980 And, like, that's where it's like, it goes over their head.

00:47:09.900 Yeah.

00:47:10.060 Because unless it's outright offensive, they're like, I don't get it.

00:47:12.520 This isn't funny.

00:47:13.600 Like, immediately.

00:47:14.840 Like, women, right? 1.00

00:47:15.060 Like, ugly as s***. 1.00

00:47:16.380 And they're just like, yeah. 1.00

00:47:17.860 Yeah.

00:47:18.340 Yeah.

00:47:18.540 Yeah.

00:47:18.980 With that, they go feral.

00:47:20.840 But, like, when you make a nuanced joke, they're like, I don't get it.

00:47:24.000 They're just like, no.

00:47:25.020 I don't get this.

00:47:26.200 And that makes me upset.

00:47:27.800 You know what I mean?

00:47:28.680 Like, just say you're not smart enough to understand the joke, babe.

00:47:31.480 So, like, the men in this comment section basically did not understand, obviously, that it was satire.

00:47:37.920 So, this one says, she went omega level clinger in under three seconds.

00:47:42.200 Sir, were you in a frat?

00:47:43.980 That's the joke.

00:47:45.860 Sigma beta kappa delta pi.

00:47:49.460 That's literally the joke.

00:47:50.740 That's the joke.

00:47:51.860 How can you not understand it?

00:47:53.240 Like, it was clearly funny.

00:47:54.480 Like, if you haven't seen the video, it's like, she's literally just rising and the veil comes out of nowhere.

00:47:58.840 Yeah, yeah.

00:47:59.480 And the flowers came.

00:48:00.700 Like, it's clearly funny.

00:48:01.780 Like, how did you not understand that that was a joke?

00:48:04.380 Oh, my God.

00:48:04.780 This is the worst comment ever.

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00:48:33.460 This is like, this is like, to me, this makes me laugh really hard when it's on, like, videos like this.

00:48:38.560 So, it's clearly a joke, right?

00:48:40.120 And this guy wrote, hmm, what am I catching?

00:48:42.740 Tell me why I should catch you.

00:48:44.800 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:48:45.620 Go to hell, bro. 1.00

00:48:46.460 This isn't a Tinder message board. 0.99

00:48:47.960 Like, it's not, like, you're not messaging the person personally.

00:48:51.080 Like, this is literally a comment section.

00:48:53.120 It's a joke.

00:48:54.120 Like, oh, my.

00:48:55.080 The way that they ruin everything.

00:48:57.100 I'm like, please.

00:48:57.620 He's like, please expand.

00:48:58.540 Tell me what you bring to the table.

00:48:59.800 This is a joke.

00:49:00.560 I need a thesis, an intro, body, and conclusion.

00:49:04.520 Along with cited sources.

00:49:06.040 The way they talk about dating as if it's, like, a resume call.

00:49:09.700 Yeah.

00:49:10.260 Like, you got picked out of a resume pile.

00:49:11.880 They're like, explain to me what you think you would bring to this company.

00:49:14.700 You know what I mean?

00:49:16.120 What do you bring to this relationship?

00:49:19.460 And I've said, too, on this, I've said it on this podcast several times and also on TikTok, 0.99

00:49:23.900 but, like, the whole what do you bring to the table shit infuriates me. 0.99

00:49:27.860 I hate that so much. 0.99

00:49:29.160 And I see it from a point of view more of, like, empathy because I don't have that much

00:49:35.540 experience in that because I dated my first boyfriend when I was fresh out of high school.

00:49:40.420 And then we ended up getting married.

00:49:42.380 So I was only in one relationship.

00:49:43.840 But the things that I hear, like, my friends telling me and the things that I see, like,

00:49:47.260 on YouTube with the men just being like, oh, what do you bring to the table?

00:49:50.320 I'm like, what?

00:49:52.220 I'm like, if Andrew ever asked me that, oh, we are swinging.

00:49:55.940 We're just going at it.

00:49:59.780 I never understand, like, that comment.

00:50:01.640 I'm just like, what do you mean what I mean to the – I bring more than you.

00:50:04.540 Yeah.

00:50:04.940 Well, I always think, like, you – I've said this before, but, like, the whole what do you

00:50:09.560 bring to the table argument.

00:50:11.040 I've said before, you don't have a seat at this table, so you don't need to worry about

00:50:15.020 what's being served.

00:50:15.920 The kid's table is over there.

00:50:16.940 Yeah.

00:50:17.520 Babe, you don't even have the address to the restaurant.

00:50:19.980 You're not invited to this table.

00:50:21.660 That's what I always say.

00:50:23.000 Don't worry about it because you're not sitting here eating.

00:50:25.920 That's what I always say.

00:50:26.360 Don't worry, love.

00:50:27.300 Yeah.

00:50:27.620 All right, babe.

00:50:27.880 Don't worry, bruv.

00:50:28.540 Don't worry, bruv.

00:50:29.380 Right, here's the thing about you, bruv.

00:50:30.400 I have a little faith in me.

00:50:31.740 Yes.

00:50:33.620 Right, here's the thing about you, bruv.

00:50:35.040 Let's see, this is your problem.

00:50:36.160 Well, at least, our school. 0.91

00:50:40.360 The way that British men, like, the way they insult me, it kills me, bro. 1.00

00:50:45.880 It makes me laugh so hard.

00:50:46.400 I cannot take them seriously at all.

00:50:48.460 They spin me a yarn before, Jesus Christ.

00:50:51.760 Wake me up when you get to the punchline.

00:50:53.160 Oh, my God.

00:50:54.380 I'll be like, sir.

00:50:54.580 God, talk about snooze fest.

00:50:55.980 I'm like, halfway through it, I'm like, I'm not reading all that, bro.

00:50:58.800 Oh, my God.

00:50:59.860 No, it's, it's.

00:51:02.120 This, I, yeah.

00:51:03.900 Once again, you guys can't do anything right.

00:51:06.640 At all. 0.98

00:51:07.000 And then this other guy wrote, possibly psycho. 0.95

00:51:09.640 Run, guys. 0.92

00:51:10.620 Oh, my God.

00:51:11.340 Run, guys.

00:51:12.340 Run.

00:51:12.560 That was so good.

00:51:14.000 It's like, there's, like, certain comments where it's like, okay, I see that you tried

00:51:17.680 a horrible job.

00:51:19.160 Yeah.

00:51:19.300 But then there are these kind of comments where it's like.

00:51:22.100 They're taking it too seriously.

00:51:23.440 It literally wasn't necessary.

00:51:24.600 Yeah.

00:51:24.780 Like, it just physically makes my body just, like, turn inside out.

00:51:27.740 Like, recoil.

00:51:29.140 Yeah, literally.

00:51:29.820 I'm, like, melting into the cushion.

00:51:31.020 I want to say, like, go touch some grass, dude.

00:51:33.720 Not everything is real on the internet.

00:51:36.520 I don't know if you knew that.

00:51:37.600 Oh, my God.

00:51:37.700 Go make yourself a sandwich.

00:51:38.600 Go, go. 1.00

00:51:39.900 Just go breathe some fresh air, bitch. 1.00

00:51:42.100 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:51:42.560 Go to your nearest auto shop.

00:51:43.980 Go look at some cars.

00:51:44.840 How about that?

00:51:45.280 I don't know.

00:51:45.680 Yeah, what do men do? 0.93

00:51:46.500 You want to go feel?

00:51:47.020 They go to, like, the Tesla store.

00:51:48.960 They're like, you know, when I get this one, I'm going to mattify it.

00:51:53.220 Mattify it?

00:51:55.220 Mattify stick for makeup?

00:51:58.180 Get the custom rims?

00:51:59.520 That not setting spray on the seats?

00:52:02.740 I know.

00:52:03.720 Dude, the car.

00:52:05.040 Okay, hold on.

00:52:06.060 The thing about cars.

00:52:08.160 Detour.

00:52:08.900 Right.

00:52:09.120 With me is, like, when I go to the auto shop, that is, like, truly when I feel like what

00:52:17.200 misogynists describe women as. 1.00

00:52:19.020 Oh, my God.

00:52:19.800 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:52:20.880 Andrew was literally telling me this the other day.

00:52:23.860 He was like, how do you still have a functioning car?

00:52:27.100 Because every time my tire pressure goes down, I have this tire in the back of my car that

00:52:31.900 always goes low when it's cold, and I am too afraid to fill it because I have a deadly

00:52:37.380 fear that it's going to explode on me.

00:52:39.300 But that's not possible.

00:52:40.500 But I've seen the videos.

00:52:41.680 Have you seen the videos?

00:52:42.660 So, like, it is possible.

00:52:44.040 So, it is, like, literally a bomb exploding on you.

00:52:46.720 So, from that day on, it was, like, maybe five, six years ago, I never put air on my tires.

00:52:50.900 I can't ruin these nails.

00:52:52.360 So, every time I always go with my husband to the gas station, I'm like, yeah, can you

00:52:56.840 just fill the tires?

00:52:57.600 And, also, my, I have to get an oil change.

00:53:02.020 And he was like, when was the last time you got an oil change?

00:53:03.960 I'm like, sometime last year.

00:53:06.320 He's like, you don't get an oil change, like, monthly?

00:53:10.040 And I'm like, it shouldn't be monthly.

00:53:12.360 That's too often.

00:53:13.840 Or whatever he said that it was.

00:53:15.480 It was like, what if your husband was giving you bad advice?

00:53:18.260 Yes.

00:53:19.060 I'm like, listen.

00:53:19.780 You both don't know.

00:53:20.640 We're both women.

00:53:23.160 Apparently.

00:53:24.000 Apparently. 1.00

00:53:24.440 Men always equate women to not knowing shit. 1.00

00:53:26.800 Yeah. 0.99

00:53:26.940 But that's another reason why I don't like going, because I don't know enough about cars

00:53:30.140 to, like, really spar with the dude verbally.

00:53:31.900 And then they take advantage of you and tell you that you need the 46, nine-inch test tube

00:53:36.960 to go into the watch-ma-jigger and to fix the kappa-beta cap plug for the windshield 0.51

00:53:44.120 wiper fluid.

00:53:44.940 And then I'm just like, mm.

00:53:46.380 But, you know, I feel like such a mechanic when I get windshield wiper fluid.

00:53:50.460 I'm like, at the gas station, I, like, put it up, the little rod, and I'm just, like,

00:53:53.680 pouring it in, and I'm like, yeah, she knows.

00:53:55.760 But you just rub grease in your face, even though you didn't know about the car.

00:53:59.500 Yeah.

00:53:59.900 Like a football player.

00:54:01.600 I'm like, she knows about cars.

00:54:03.780 I, like, put it in the wrong hole. 0.99

00:54:05.520 I ain't no proud bitch. 0.97

00:54:07.560 Like, I don't know anything about cars. 0.99

00:54:08.840 Yeah.

00:54:08.940 And that's fine.

00:54:09.560 But that's what I don't like.

00:54:10.520 I don't like when they talk down to me there.

00:54:12.160 So a lot of times I get mad going. 1.00

00:54:14.580 I go in like such a bitch. 1.00

00:54:15.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:16.200 I'll be like, I need an oil change.

00:54:18.380 What are you going to do for me?

00:54:19.540 Yeah.

00:54:19.760 And honestly, I actually don't go in like that.

00:54:21.480 I don't need oil changes anymore because now I have a fully electric car.

00:54:25.140 Sorry.

00:54:25.640 But when I did, when I did, though.

00:54:27.760 Peasant.

00:54:28.460 What's funny is when I did, though, have my old car and I had to get, you know, you should

00:54:32.980 get oil changes, like, every few months or so.

00:54:34.940 I think is what it is.

00:54:35.820 That's what it is.

00:54:36.240 But, like, I said every month.

00:54:38.360 Let me actually take this note.

00:54:40.420 My car's breaking down.

00:54:42.140 When I was getting them, I was driving so far at my, like, job before I did this that,

00:54:47.560 like, I had to get them very frequently. 0.99

00:54:50.280 And they would ask me, like, sometimes the dudes would talk to me like I was an idiot. 0.97

00:54:53.720 Like, they'd be like, weren't you just here? 0.99

00:54:55.280 And I was like, yeah.

00:54:56.460 And they'd be like, well, why?

00:54:57.440 And I'm like, I'm driving like 100 plus miles a day.

00:54:59.500 Like, I need the oil.

00:55:01.240 Just change the oil, dude.

00:55:02.280 Like, Jesus Christ.

00:55:03.220 Like, I get so, like, angry because I don't like when they talk down to me.

00:55:07.660 Yeah.

00:55:07.880 But I also don't know what I'm doing.

00:55:09.320 So, like, I'm open to listening.

00:55:10.880 Like, just don't try to trick me.

00:55:11.860 Yeah, but I get very defensive, too.

00:55:13.260 I always call my dad.

00:55:14.460 I'll be like, I'm not stupid.

00:55:15.940 Yeah, I always call my dad.

00:55:16.800 I always call my dad.

00:55:17.560 I'm like, father.

00:55:19.140 Every time I FaceTime him, he's always like, does something happen with the car?

00:55:21.880 I'm like, yes, actually.

00:55:23.180 I come to you.

00:55:24.200 What is a routing system for the Wi-Fi network in the Kia?

00:55:30.320 That's right.

00:55:30.860 And they always have a guy at some auto shop.

00:55:33.600 Like, my dad always sends me to the same mechanic that he's been working with since he had his little hooptie in the 90s.

00:55:39.360 And I'm just like, Dad, this guy can barely see.

00:55:42.080 I cannot keep going to the same.

00:55:44.100 My car is still shaking.

00:55:46.360 Something's wrong.

00:55:47.200 I used to have a Jeep that whenever it was at 60 miles an hour, the car would shift to the right.

00:55:53.200 So I would drive.

00:55:54.380 Scary.

00:55:55.020 Oh, yeah.

00:55:55.400 No, it was very sister scary.

00:55:56.660 Was that your alignment?

00:55:57.760 Yeah, it was something with, like, the tire alignment.

00:55:59.800 Look at us talking about.

00:56:01.140 Look at me.

00:56:02.120 You're making me look like I know about cars.

00:56:03.580 Yeah, she was like, tire alignment?

00:56:04.600 Ma'am.

00:56:05.440 In this graph.

00:56:07.660 Turns out I do know a lot about cars.

00:56:09.420 100%.

00:56:09.780 Yeah, no.

00:56:10.300 My car used to start shaking violently and, like, just violently make a right.

00:56:14.660 My boyfriend has a Jeep.

00:56:16.160 I love Jeeps.

00:56:17.140 Did you do the Jeep wave?

00:56:19.420 Let's talk about it.

00:56:20.300 Okay, I didn't have, like, the Jeep, but I had, like, a cute little Jeep.

00:56:25.160 What was it?

00:56:26.400 What are the Jeeps? 0.99

00:56:29.040 F*** if I know. 0.99

00:56:30.960 Girl, you're asking the wrong person. 0.99

00:56:33.080 I know my boyfriend has a Wrangler.

00:56:35.100 Okay, I didn't have a Wrangler.

00:56:36.820 I had the other one.

00:56:38.760 So it was, like.

00:56:40.340 No.

00:56:40.960 But it was one of the.

00:56:41.880 Jeep Cherokee? 0.94

00:56:42.420 Yeah.

00:56:42.820 But it was, like, one of the older Jeeps.

00:56:44.680 So I thought that I was, like, the talk of the town because I had a Jeep, but I hated

00:56:51.960 that car with a burning passion.

00:56:53.520 Did you do the Jeep wave?

00:56:55.060 No, I can't do the wave.

00:56:56.960 Because you weren't in that Jeep?

00:56:58.020 And I was also poor.

00:56:59.340 Did you guys hear about this Jeep wave thing?

00:57:00.960 Wait, what?

00:57:01.380 Jeep wave?

00:57:01.980 Like, what do you mean?

00:57:02.180 Do you know what that is?

00:57:03.200 No.

00:57:03.700 I thought you just meant, like, if I liked Jeeps.

00:57:05.260 I swear to God, I thought.

00:57:06.260 Okay, listen.

00:57:06.860 They're nice. 0.99

00:57:07.240 I thought my boyfriend made this shit up, but it's actually true. 0.99

00:57:10.520 And it makes me want to jump off a cliff. 0.99

00:57:14.120 So whenever you're driving your Jeep, right?

00:57:16.880 Like, you see, you're driving like this.

00:57:18.520 And they do.

00:57:19.280 You cross paths with another Jeep.

00:57:22.020 You do the Jeep wave.

00:57:23.220 I am cringing so hard right now.

00:57:24.540 Which is, like, they go like this.

00:57:25.860 They go like this.

00:57:28.240 Doesn't that make you want to die? 0.98

00:57:29.480 Tell me that doesn't make you want to shoot yourself in the head. 0.98

00:57:31.460 Drew, why did I think that when you said Jeep wave, I thought you meant, like. 0.85

00:57:34.160 Like, craze?

00:57:34.640 Yeah, like, trend.

00:57:36.120 And I'm, like, I don't know.

00:57:37.280 I was never a part of it.

00:57:38.440 No.

00:57:38.720 But it's an actual, like.

00:57:40.700 No, literally, they go like, and I swear to God.

00:57:42.860 Cue the Hunger Games.

00:57:43.780 If I, this is like, okay.

00:57:45.040 Teffy just posted a video about this where she was like, sometimes I make fun of my boyfriend.

00:57:49.000 Like, if you're dating me, I'm going to make fun of you.

00:57:50.520 This is one of the things I make fun of my boyfriend for.

00:57:52.560 But, like, he always does it.

00:57:54.160 He does the wave.

00:57:55.080 Yeah, he always does it.

00:57:56.200 They always do it back.

00:57:57.740 One of them does it first.

00:57:58.800 Wait, now I want to get a Jeep just because of that.

00:58:00.280 Now you're never going to be able to unsee it. 0.99

00:58:01.620 And I thought he was making that shit up to, like, make me look silly. 0.99

00:58:04.240 Is this on TikTok? 0.99

00:58:05.520 No, it's just a thing.

00:58:06.980 No.

00:58:07.200 There has to be some video evidence.

00:58:08.800 I swear.

00:58:09.340 No, I'm sure there is.

00:58:10.660 But they literally sell stickers like this.

00:58:12.980 No, there's stickers.

00:58:14.220 Swear to God on my life.

00:58:15.960 There's merch for a wave?

00:58:17.920 Merch.

00:58:18.340 That's a new merch idea.

00:58:19.780 Speaking of which.

00:58:21.680 TM.

00:58:22.140 My girl just came out with merch.

00:58:23.100 Nobody better do a Jeep thumb or I'm going to sue you. 0.97

00:58:28.480 It's just, like, a big thumb just, like, pulling that back.

00:58:30.800 No, literally, the Jeep wave thing, like, makes me want to die.

00:58:33.180 I don't know who started it, why they do it.

00:58:35.280 I have no idea.

00:58:35.800 But, like, I think it's now, like, a reflex almost.

00:58:38.660 A guy, definitely.

00:58:39.620 A gym bro, definitely.

00:58:40.120 For sure, dude.

00:58:41.280 For sure, dude.

00:58:42.000 Just pumps him iron. 0.98

00:58:42.780 He saw someone with the same car. 1.00

00:58:43.980 He's like, f***. 0.99

00:58:44.920 He's like, eh. 1.00

00:58:46.940 That stuff literally makes me want to die.

00:58:49.740 And I always laugh.

00:58:50.600 And he always laughs, too.

00:58:51.500 And he's like, well, now I mean, like, they do it to me, so I can't not do it.

00:58:54.860 No, he has to not do it.

00:58:56.100 I was like, you don't have to do anything.

00:58:57.820 That's the crazy part.

00:58:58.640 He should do, like, the good American wave, though.

00:59:03.080 The nod.

00:59:04.000 The nod.

00:59:05.060 That's more minorities. 0.97

00:59:06.920 Yeah.

00:59:07.420 We do that.

00:59:08.020 When you know when you see, like, another person of your ethnicity.

00:59:11.040 Oh, yeah.

00:59:11.600 Like, I see a Samoan person, I'm like, yeah.

00:59:13.780 Yeah.

00:59:14.280 Well, I mean, Dominicans. 0.92

00:59:14.800 Game, recognized game.

00:59:15.760 Dominicans just say, que lo que, and just get really loud for no reason. 0.94

00:59:19.460 But it's to each their own.

00:59:21.820 Just know that we're there.

00:59:22.920 This episode went off the rails.

00:59:24.220 Oh, yeah.

00:59:24.640 That's okay, though.

00:59:25.300 I love that.

00:59:26.380 I was, you have no idea how anxious I was.

00:59:28.440 It's the Cheeto.

00:59:28.860 I'm telling you, the Cheeto is.

00:59:30.020 It's the Cheeto dust.

00:59:30.640 It's wiping my memory.

00:59:33.240 The Cheeto dust cleared my sinus.

00:59:35.200 It's like one of those things where, like, the magnets, it, like, pulls all of them up.

00:59:38.720 That's all my brain cells evaporating out of my brain.

00:59:41.140 With this hat.

00:59:42.280 When I take off this hat, I just know there's going to be a red line.

00:59:45.240 Oh, my God.

00:59:46.600 The circle is so tight.

00:59:48.040 On my head.

00:59:49.260 Oh, my God.

00:59:49.380 That's another reason why I got male costumes, too, because they make female costumes so small. 0.94

00:59:53.240 So tight.

00:59:54.400 Yeah, and tight.

00:59:55.000 Oh, my God.

00:59:55.620 That's all.

00:59:56.280 We can go on a whole tangent.

00:59:57.020 That's why this face hole is so large.

00:59:58.760 If you're like, I could literally disappear into it if I really wanted to.

01:00:01.300 Yeah, that's the problem also, like, with girl costumes, too.

01:00:03.860 Like, it's, they're so tight.

01:00:05.500 We are bodacious, beautiful women.

01:00:07.520 There you go.

01:00:08.220 And I just, listen.

01:00:09.960 I don't fit into a small, but.

01:00:13.000 And that's not about it.

01:00:13.640 And the extra large is not an extra large.

01:00:15.380 Like, I don't get it, but.

01:00:16.600 Yeah, I call that white people sizing. 0.91

01:00:17.940 Yeah, 100%.

01:00:19.060 Yeah, like, if it's an extra large in white people sizing, it's more like a medium. 0.56

01:00:23.000 Yeah.

01:00:23.240 Yeah, I just, I, oh, yeah.

01:00:25.460 We can go on a tangent with the whole, like, sizing and stuff.

01:00:28.240 Do you remember the.

01:00:29.300 Yeah.

01:00:30.660 Boy, do I.

01:00:33.080 Oh, my God.

01:00:34.200 The way I was so fired up for that.

01:00:36.580 You know what?

01:00:37.140 That's why I love you.

01:00:37.740 Oh, my God.

01:00:38.520 That's why I love you, though.

01:00:39.440 You're the best.

01:00:40.240 I love you, too.

01:00:40.680 What do you want people to know when it comes to sketch comedy?

01:00:44.380 And women and women who are trying to be in the comedy space, I guess. 1.00

01:00:49.240 I think the most important thing is sounds very cliche, but you have to be yourself because

01:00:54.540 there is no better type of comedy than comedy coming from a person who's just naturally like

01:00:59.400 that.

01:01:00.420 Like, it's, it's, you can also put on a character.

01:01:02.920 Yeah.

01:01:03.200 But, you know, just don't, don't be offensive.

01:01:05.240 Don't be, like, you can be funny and, and grow a platform if you want to without having

01:01:10.860 to be any of that stuff.

01:01:12.420 Yeah.

01:01:12.760 Like, you don't have to punch down on people.

01:01:14.180 Like, I lightheartedly make fun of the Ray Dunns and the people that buy their live,

01:01:18.560 laugh, loves.

01:01:19.040 But at the end of the day, like, it's all just fun and games.

01:01:21.320 And honestly, it just feels great to be able to kind of say, like, you know, I'm a Dominican

01:01:27.800 woman just thriving in the TikTok space. 0.96

01:01:31.140 Barely.

01:01:31.960 But look at that.

01:01:33.440 Look at us.

01:01:34.160 Look at us.

01:01:34.980 Look at us.

01:01:35.520 So happy for us.

01:01:36.260 It's time the minorities come out on top and I swear to God. 1.00

01:01:40.420 Thank you so much for joining me.

01:01:42.000 I absolutely adore you.

01:01:42.760 I am so excited.

01:01:43.480 Can't wait to come back next week.

01:01:45.520 Where can everybody find you?

01:01:47.680 So everybody can find me on Instagram on, I almost forgot my username, Hillary period

01:01:53.920 star underscore.

01:01:55.100 And my TikTok is Hillary period star.

01:01:57.720 Love.

01:01:58.500 Make sure you guys go follow Hillary. 1.00

01:02:00.080 She is unbelievably funny.

01:02:01.820 And this episode was a train wreck, bro.

01:02:05.520 That's the best kind.

01:02:06.800 Everything.

01:02:07.520 That's the best kind.

01:02:08.420 Thank you so much for joining me today on the first or second episode of Spooky Season.

01:02:12.640 Happy Spooky Season.

01:02:13.840 We love it.

01:02:14.840 And if you guys want to watch full episodes of the comment section show, they drop every

01:02:18.320 Wednesday on the Past Your Bedtime YouTube channel.

01:02:20.940 So make sure you subscribe.

01:02:22.460 And you can also stream the comment section on all streaming platforms as of right now.

01:02:26.920 And I'm so excited to have had Hillary.

01:02:29.920 Thank you so much for joining me.

01:02:31.200 And thank you so much for watching.

01:02:32.240 I'll see you next week.

01:02:33.020 Bye.

01:02:33.300 Bye.

The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - October 12, 2022

SHARING ONE BRAIN CELL ｜ Drew Afualo ft. Hillary Star ｜ THE COMMENT SECTION EP 35

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