SO YOU’RE TYPE A？ Ft. Alli Bellairs ｜ Episode 181
Summary
Allie Belairz joins Betsy and Amanda to talk about being tall, being gay in 2019, and what it's like being a straight person in today's society. Plus, a little bit of cat and mouse and a whole lot more.
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You know when people are like, your partner should not go through your phone? I'm like,
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I hope the fuck she does. Because I made a lot of plans, and I have no idea when any of them are.
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Hey everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show, starring me,
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your fave, everybody who knows me, who cares about me. On to the guests. Today we have the iconic,
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the legendary, the absolutely hilarious, Allie Belairz. Woo!
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Thanks for having me. Oh my god, thank you for coming.
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Thank you for saying that. Allie wanted me to tell everyone that.
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They hate to see a tall bad bitch, trust me, I know.
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Well, thank you so much for coming to the show. I'm excited to have you.
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I'm so excited to be here. Watching you. I've been a fan. I noticed that I did send you a DM in
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I've been waiting for you to get on the me train.
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A real game of cat and mouse you and I have been playing.
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I'm like, I'm as close as you can get without actually being there.
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Yeah, I even talked, I told my friend Holmes recently on the show that I posted a cut down
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I don't know if you're familiar with Joan Andrew.
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Well, I was talking to Joan Andrew and I was making fun of straight people.
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And I was making fun of them because I was saying like,
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talking to only and exclusively straight people can be exhausting and boring.
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And someone had commented like, yeah, let me just list the 40, like the restaurants all
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It's just, sometimes when I listen to straight people, it's just fact, fact, fact, fact, fact.
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It feels like when you're talking to like a mom and then they're like, you know who died?
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But when I was talking about that, I did have quite a few people going, aren't you straight?
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I had somebody tell me the other day, I saw this post, and they said that lesbian women
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need the relationship that straight women have with gay men.
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Women are still with men, and somehow we get put with men now.
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They're like, well, you guys have a lot in common.
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No, I think men need less friends and more time out.
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Just go stand there, think about your decisions, think about your choices.
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We need a lot more seclusion, and we need a few islands.
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I saw a meme where it said, men suffer in silence, in quotes.
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And then it said, then why am I always hearing about it?
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Which I, that's one of those jokes where I'm like, fuck, I should have made fun of, I should
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I did see a TikTok recently where a girl was saying, like, it's crazy, like, thinking
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about, you know, misandry as a whole, or like the red pill movement, like them saying
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misandry, calling women misandrys, because men of all races and all backgrounds have been
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enslaving and raping and killing women for hundreds of thousands of years, like literally
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I posted, I posted, I said, the men are terrible, and like the worst man, you know, has done
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And I posted, I said, and the worst thing a woman can be is a nurse.
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And the nurses, the nurses came at me and they were like, we're healthcare heroes.
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But what I'm saying is they rape and murder, and we're a little mean sometimes.
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That's the greatest offense we could commit, is being me.
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I've even said recently, like, those like moving posters in Harry Potter.
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But like those moving posters things, like the one with Sirius Black when he's screaming,
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Like they're talking about me and I'm going, ah, ah, gooning.
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You still have de-centered this hierarchy of just like, men are great.
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And I find like the lesbian perspective of men so fascinating because they don't give
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Like literally, you could never see one and it would be the best day of their life.
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I think you realize how much you don't need them.
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Like, and I, that's why I'm saying like de-centering men is actually very possible for anyone,
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Like they, they, they truly never want to see them ever again.
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We have a whole group of lesbians who are fixing cars.
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Because he said, listen, we, we're not going there anymore.
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And I have like so many lesbians on my team and that's why shit gets done.
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Who is the NFL player who has an all female team?
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And I was, I just was laughing about this in the car with my sister.
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Cause I was talking about, do you know, the summer I turned pretty.
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I'm rewatching it to figure out how the hell anybody's team Jeremiah.
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There's no chemistry, but you're like, he's bisexual.
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And that's important context that we're not factoring.
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And you know, what's funny is like, I was literally like, I'm not even, I'm getting all
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I was like raging about it to my sister because I do think they made Jeremiah so fucking corny
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You're going to hate this guy, which the propaganda will not work on me.
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Meanwhile, minutes before he gets yelled at by his dad on the phone.
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When I was watching it, I was literally telling my sister, I was like, they've made him so
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And I said, now he's like this gross douchey, like just straight dude.
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And my sister immediately goes, don't ever do that again.
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And I was laughing because I was like, you know, that guy, like in the pictures, they're
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And there's hands on his knees and sticks his butt out.
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And not to dive into it because we're here now and I'm in the deep end and I'm drowning.
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But they also said, he was like, oh, I just sat in the bathroom and cried for 12 hours.
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And then, and the homin looked at me and she goes, but he cheated twice.
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So you like, you fucked and then you cried and then you fucked again.
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And then I had to get one more and then I, maybe I'll cry after that.
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No, when she walked in and found out he wasn't going to graduate and he was all curled up
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It's like you're, you spend every summer in New York, New York.
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I think an important part of that is being gay culture is knowing that sometimes we don't
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You know, like sometimes it's like, well, he's still missing.
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It's my favorite part of media, like watching media from like the early days is we got to
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Nobody told us, you know, just like Anna Kendrick is acting pretty frisky.
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And I got to tell people, but now they're telling me and I'm like, nah, not just sure.
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I'll take this back to the council, but it's not looking good.
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When they went back in the day in the 2000s or whatever, whenever it came out, we got
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And I'm like, well, it doesn't have to be the redhead always.
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They're like, well, she can't be that good at her job and not gay.
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I think that's so funny that you watch that show.
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I watched like anything that's like you would not expect, like reality TV.
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I felt like I was being beat over the fucking head with it.
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I'm like, I don't care what you do behind closed doors.
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Like, you're just next to each other like that.
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You guys get up at dawn when you hear the trumpet?
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Also, I think making me have my belly out the whole time, you're crazy.
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What's your favorite reality show as of right now?
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The old school episodes of Millionaire Matchmaker.
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Yeah, I met her at the premiere of Materialist.
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I interviewed her and she was very nice, but she was very like, I love a movie about matchmaking.
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You know, because you go through these phases when we're online that I think you've had to take some breaks too.
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That you're just like, this is like all a little too much.
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I feel like everything I say, somebody, you know, you say like, in this recipe, we're going to use eggs.
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But like, so sometimes I like to watch like the old school stuff because they say the most wild shit.
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She like, the guy's like, oh, I'm into redheads.
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She puts like the girls together and it's like all blonde girls.
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And she's like, it's just like, it's like watching, um, what is the modeling show from back in the night?
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It's like, sometimes you just got to go back and watch.
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There was like, I remember, cause my sister and I used to love that show too.
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I remember there was a photo shoot theme where they switched races.
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Actually, they literally made like white girls, like African.
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They like put them in wigs, like shit like that.
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We watched, I rewatched, um, or I tried rewatching Vampire Diaries recently.
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And like the very first episode when she walks into the school for the first time, Bonnie says literally a transphobic slur.
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Sometimes with those shows, you like just have to keep it at.
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Yeah, they're like, oh, so I can't go that far back.
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And also speaking of reality and like reality TV specifically and what it used to be like back in the day.
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I was just telling my man the other day that they could never recreate something like Jersey Shore.
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Like I never really cared for reality TV, but I loved Jersey Shore.
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You know, there's too much to be like one after in their mind.
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I feel like being an influencer or being famous online is like something you could incentivize to win this time.
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But like back then they just had cameras in a dream.
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They went to the show and they were paid no money.
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They were like free summer at the fucking shore.
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And they literally were just fucked up all the time and working and then cameras in the house.
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And I was like, God, they could never recreate this.
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And like everybody on staff had to be chill too.
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You couldn't be like, I saw some pretty inappropriate stuff.
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I know my sister told me that she was telling you to watch The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
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I mean, sometimes when I watch the dynamics, I'm just like, this works for some people.
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I had about, you know, my boundaries are a little bit different.
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Cause I'm like, I couldn't relate less to these women.
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Like when I watch shit like that, I don't know any of their names.
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I do know that many of them follow me in our fans mind, which I was like, I need to.
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Yeah, they love me kind of like how people love gorillas in the zoo.
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And then when I hit the glass a little too hard, they get scared.
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When I was in therapy once, I was talking to my therapist about, I was like telling her
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like how I struggle with being perceived sometimes, kind of like what you were saying earlier.
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And I was telling her, I don't know, sometimes I feel like an animal in the zoo and I feel
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like they're all watching me and then they get mad when I'm not enjoying my enclosure.
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We put that peanut butter ball in there and you haven't touched it once.
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You're banging your head against your glass and they're like, doesn't even appreciate
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I made a joke once and I was like, I feel like the fucking, the whale in Blackfish, like
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Tilikum or whatever the fuck, where I'm studying their patterns and then I'm going to kill
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She's my source for shit like that too, to be honest.
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It's a crazy documentary about how they treat the animals at SeaWorld terribly.
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But when they're studying killer whales specifically, they, killer whales are really smart.
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So they noticed that literally he was going insane in there.
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So he got mad and started holding grudges against the trainers.
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And then he started studying how they swam and their routine.
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And then he like literally killed them because he was planning.
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I'm going insane, but I'm also fucking watching all of them.
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And my therapist, when I was talking to her about it, she was like, well, you know, even
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when you see animals that are enjoying their enclosure, like that doesn't mean they were
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And she goes, also like, you know, situations like that are known as like double binds where
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She goes, they do tend to tend to trigger psychosis, specifically in women.
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And I said, oh, so I feel crazy because I am going crazy.
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How did you get into content creation initially?
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So I think originally I started posting videos because my friends were like, put that shit
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online because I'm not going to hear about it anymore.
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Um, and then I, when I think about this, like, I know that at some point I had little
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John, like he reposted one of my videos and it went crazy because I was like, what does
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And I like got on all fours and he was like, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet.
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But then I had Simone Biles, like, followed me and I was like, this is actually, I die here.
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I tried to commit suicide two times because I was like, this is as good as it gets.
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Um, so yeah, I really started creating videos like at the end of college and I didn't think
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And then, yeah, that's really the rest is history.
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But looking outwardly for everybody's opinions is weird.
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Because I'm like, well, I don't respect what you say.
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And like, I have this natural urge to fight back.
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People have been so great since we've moved to LA.
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Like, I've had so many mentors now, I feel like, who are offering advice.
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Because when straight men get up there and don't take any fucking notes.
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I think there's this pressure to be, you know, as good as I want to be and great.
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You know, most people, when they start to stand up, it's like them and some drunken, you know,
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So I think that I'm like being perceived as always tough and, you know, you don't want
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to make anyone mad, but you want to do what you want to do.
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I think it's good that you're so open to learning, which is not shocking because you're not a
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But I agree, though, because I that was like one of the last things I ever tried.
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And it was because I was genuinely very nervous to try it because I didn't want to find out
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I think like online funny and like stand up funny, they don't always cross over.
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Like they try it and they're like, oh, never again.
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Or they're like, she's only funny in her videos.
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I think more than anything, when I was thinking about it, I was like, this is great.
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So I'm kind of pursuing that, but I do love live performance.
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And then when my book came out last year, I did like a full national tour, like 22 dates
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And that's, it is like live comedy, but it's not stand up.
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Because I feel like, I feel like too, for me with stand up, I felt very chained to the material.
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Like, I felt like I had to memorize it word for word.
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So when I did like my first five, I was a little stiff.
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When I did my next set, I felt way better because I just wrote bullet points and then just kind
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So I think that I, I've tried to like memorize 60 minutes of material to take it on the road.
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But yeah, the more you watch and you know, we've been going to so many comedy shows,
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That's, that's, that's literally what my fiance told me.
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Like, even if it's, you don't memorize everything.
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I think that too, we've been to so many comedy shows in the last like two weeks too.
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It's just like, some people can get on stage and say, hello, you know, like, shut the fuck
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This woman, you know, like, I think it's just about this confidence in this.
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And I think it's like being able to read a room too.
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Cause even when I talked to Caleb Heron, he always like, he's been a mentor for me in
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Like he gives me lots of tips and stuff, but he's even told me like that it's, it's all
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about reading a vibe because he's like, I like to think of it like having a conversation.
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So like, if I brought up politics and you were not responding to it, I'm not going to
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keep talking about something you're not responding to.
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He's like, I'm not going to keep hammering home the same thing you don't want to talk about.
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So when I looked at it that way, it felt less daunting of like, what do I talk about?
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And even so, like, I feel like too, sometimes when people would come watch me do standup,
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So I told him I didn't want to market it in any way.
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Cause I just wanted to find out if I was funny.
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But then I, I performed with him and Chris Fleming, which I was like, that's fucked up
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Why would you stack those two fucking Titans over me?
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It's like, you're filling it with a room full of people who love you.
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And I didn't talk to like, uh, Grace Kulenschmidt.
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Like she said, like, I don't like doing it in rooms with like predominantly straight
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Like I like to go to queer spaces, gay bars, like, cause those people are going to get
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Like a lot of your, your kind of energy and vibe.
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And I was like, that's so T that is so T because I think about like other comics I've
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talked to, like longstanding comics who like they've performed in certain cities.
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Cause they're like, no matter what I say, they're going to hate me.
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They're going to hate me and everything I say, which is really exciting.
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So the goal is that I want, I've had trouble finding like a good management company.
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Like, uh, so I want to find a good management and then take it on the road.
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So I might book on my own three shows and then see how that goes.
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Ares people in general, because Ares people, even Ares men, which is shocking.
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But I feel like Ares people I've said before are like, you know, when you're driving and
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you're thinking to yourself, what if I just ran my car off the road?
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Ares people, I'm like, Ares people do it and then think about it after.
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And one of my best friends in college was an Ares and I'm a Virgo.
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So I always say I never would have had any fun experiences without her and she would
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I think a big part of my growing up was like, no running the car off the road.
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I used to be such a hothead and now I think about yelling and I'm like, nobody could ever
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Well, I'm like, I'm like trying to grow into a better person.
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I didn't appreciate the oh my God, but thank you.
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I feel like it's like, I'm hanging on to my 20s.
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I just started telling people I'm 30 because I'm, I'm so sick of saying 29.
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It feels like I'm holding on to my 20s, but then I'm looking forward to my 30s.
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Cause then when I turned 30, I'm going to be like, I'm only 30.
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It would be nice to not have any like attachment to the things I did in my 20s.
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I'll be sober for like 14 years at that point or something.
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I think that like part of it is just like you wake up so icked one day from yourself.
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Like I, I think a normal person would probably take, I like also didn't drink until I was
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I think it was like the first time I started drinking.
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Especially the twenties, like being attached to your twenties, because I actually was too
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a hothead too when I was younger, but I, I like to describe it.
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That's why one of us would make a lot of sense.
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When I was younger, I like to describe it though.
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I was like, I just had no fear, which I guess could have, which is worse.
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I had no fear at all, especially like when it came to any sort of confrontation, which
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Which I say now too, like now that I like laugh at hate or like people being bigoted or
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whatever, I'm like, you guys should be lucky you caught me in my mid twenties.
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If you caught me when I was 17, 18, bitch, you would have really hated me.
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Like I would have came up to your front fucking door and we would have handled it in person.
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But speaking of fun facts about you, I do have some other fun facts about you.
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The first one being that you played high school basketball.
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Cause I've been really into women's sports lately and love meet these, you know, amazing
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And they're like, obviously good at basketball.
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And I'm like, by the way, me too was, by the way, back in my day, by the way, here as
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I played in college for half a second as well too.
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I knew, I didn't want to assume you were a point guard.
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This next one says your very first tattoo was the quote, two roads diverged in a yellow
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Let's click my heels and we'll find out who the tattoo is.
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You're like reading it and you're like, this doesn't seem right.
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Which is what you get when you grow up in a town that there's no gay people and you say,
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Whatever advice I'm supposed to fucking be giving the young kids.
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So it's like written this way as opposed to like, or is it written straight?
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Like you, I know whoever wrote that down was trying to read this and they were like,
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That's, uh, how many tattoos do you have total?
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I haven't gotten one since my frontal lobe developed.
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So like, I, I hate to be, I'm like thinking about it.
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I'd rather y'all be tattooing that than tattooing anything cultural.
00:34:44.140
Like that's what I was like, you don't need to get kanji.
00:34:50.060
Like, like when people get like kanji on them or like Japanese characters, I'm like, you
00:34:55.000
could have gotten, you could have gotten a hot dog.
00:34:56.840
You could have gotten two roads diverged on a yellow road.
00:35:02.840
I did like a tattoo thing recently, but I don't have many.
00:35:09.300
And then this was, I got this when I was like 24.
00:35:14.400
I was like, when I got it too, I was like, well, I only have four.
00:35:19.420
So I was like, well, this one also too, cause it's tribal, obviously specific to someone
00:35:25.320
But like, normally they're supposed to have like some sort of meaning, like your journey
00:35:34.380
And so sometimes when people are weird and offensive about it, I'll just make shit up.
00:35:51.400
Um, and then this, my tattoo artist put this on my finger, but this is a bird.
00:36:11.160
We're like all my, I want all my tattoos to match.
00:36:13.100
Cause my, I have a big one on my back down my spine that looks like this.
00:36:17.160
And then I have, um, my sister, my brother and I tattooed on the back of our neck.
00:36:23.460
My brother got it on his back, but we wanted to get one for each of my parents.
00:36:26.900
So we got a moon with like tribal in it for my mom.
00:36:29.560
Cause she always says like, I love you to the moon and back.
00:36:38.020
And, uh, my dad, his very first tattoo was like a stick and poke in someone and it's
00:36:44.600
on his shoulder and it's in the worst writing and it's tiny and it's faded.
00:36:58.100
And then of course, like my sister was like, we should tattoo ourselves for him.
00:37:10.020
And I was like, we just tattooed a joke on ourselves.
00:37:13.220
We were like, Oh, I love you to the moon and back for my dad.
00:37:32.240
Like I'm trying to figure out where to put my next one.
00:37:56.700
And like this week I like made plans and I was like, Oh, dinner on Thursday.
00:38:00.700
And she was like, now where would we fit that in?
00:38:18.000
I really do think that type A and type B need to be together.
00:38:27.740
You know when people are like, your partner should not go through your phone.
00:38:42.320
Also, he does this shit that drives me up the wall.
00:39:03.860
My fiance was the last one who drove the rental car.
00:39:07.140
And me and my parents were trying to go somewhere.
00:39:19.140
I've asked my wife all those questions this morning.
00:39:36.260
He's logged into my find my iPhone so he can find his own phone.
00:39:43.820
And then I was looking at it on, like, his location.
00:39:46.360
It was on the fucking freeway because he left it on the top of the car.
00:39:49.460
And we drove all the way home with it up there.
00:39:52.160
And it was still on, like, because it was on the freeway off-ramp.
00:40:13.000
When I first started dating him, sometimes he would come.
00:40:17.860
Or he would, like, we would go somewhere to his house or whatever.
00:40:21.260
He would leave his phone while it keys in the ignition in the car.
00:40:33.420
We were in Canada earlier this year for a show.
00:40:47.320
My one gripe, though, with it is every restaurant in Canada, the lights are, like, so low, you
00:40:53.940
And the music is 2,000 times louder than it is anywhere.
00:40:56.760
Well, they have health care, so everyone can get glasses if they need it.
00:40:59.780
I remember one time my sister goes, it's too dark in every restaurant, and I can't hear
00:41:12.280
When we were in Canada, I think, like, the second to last day we were there, I think we
00:41:18.020
The last day, second to last day we were there, he goes, I go, do you have the room key?
00:41:33.580
And I go, he's, like, just trying to figure out where it could be.
00:41:43.920
The way I would literally be on the fucking night news, because I'd be scaling the buildings
00:41:58.240
And so I want to, I want, like, you know when people talk about men who are incompetent?
00:42:02.640
I, like, hear them say it, and I'm like, they are bad.
00:42:05.740
And I did do that, and I need to not do that anymore.
00:42:08.940
It's like, I look myself in the mirror, I'm like, oh, God, stupid.
00:42:15.480
I envy that, because then nothing is ever stressful.
00:42:19.720
Like, I'm stressed all the fucking time constantly, and he's just like, ah, it's fine.
00:42:25.280
Yeah, like, one time his phone stopped working, and, like, I have brain rot, so if my phone
00:42:29.900
stops working for longer than 10 minutes, like, that's even a stretch.
00:42:33.500
I start turning what I like to describe as, like, very Republican.
00:42:37.860
Like, I start becoming very alt-right almost immediately.
00:42:45.840
Yeah, I start getting so, like, when I can't look at TikTok for 10 minutes, which is a bad
00:42:57.020
And I'm watching, like, walkie slush on fucking TikTok for hours.
00:42:59.900
When somebody catches me watching something, and I have to say I'm working, and then it's
00:43:07.820
Yeah, his phone stopped working, and he was like, I'll just leave it here.
00:43:12.200
Is he, does he do a lot of social media, though?
00:43:26.580
He's, like, just trying to come into town, and you're like, no.
00:43:32.460
And, you know, what's funny is, no, he doesn't.
00:43:34.860
He posts very infrequently, if ever, because he doesn't really care for it, which I do love.
00:43:39.200
But he got invited recently to the Chief of War premiere.
00:43:51.900
He gets invited to the premiere in Hawaii to host the carpet.
00:43:57.740
And if you're asking, no, I didn't get invited.
00:44:02.620
I'm also a Polynesian and also host and also do that stuff.
00:44:05.340
And how about he needs to get the hell out of my town?
00:44:08.560
I said, oh, now I'm fighting you for jobs, too.
00:44:18.540
I told my sister that she goes, he never fucking posts.
00:44:27.140
And honestly, I think it's because he bears a passing resemblance.
00:44:30.460
And when I say passing, it means very fleeting resemblance to Jason Momoa.
00:44:48.940
You're like, what if all the men kiss and then what?
00:45:05.580
Weren't you rooting for the mom and Laurel or whatever to kiss?
00:45:09.260
I remember when I first watched those episodes.
00:45:18.700
My sister makes this joke all the time whenever they're like, oh, this is my friend.
00:45:29.460
And now I know what she looks like from the inside.
00:45:35.220
She had to, like, quit her job to take care of her.
00:45:42.000
I want to push my gay agendas on who I want to, you know?
00:45:45.700
When I see it, I'm like, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
00:45:47.800
I'm like, you guys aren't going to fucking kiss.
00:45:51.140
Also, having Skylar from last season kiss Cam Cameron.
00:46:06.780
That two plus two equals, that's the gayest shit I've ever seen in my life.
00:46:15.340
What in the lavender marriage is happening there?
00:46:18.520
I also think that, like, when the mom got sick, she's like, I have to quit my job and
00:46:23.220
And then when she found out she cheated, she was like, I would never, under her breath,
00:46:30.340
I told Holland, I'm like, that's exactly how I used to treat, you know, like girls who I
00:46:34.700
I'd be like, I know you're dating him, but I would never treat you like this.
00:46:43.440
I would hold your hand all the time and kiss you too, been not a gay way.
00:46:48.780
That's like how we joke about my sister loving the movie Lemonade Mouth.
00:46:55.860
My sister, when that movie came out, we watched it and I remember being like, this movie sucks.
00:47:01.360
Like, it's all right, but it's, it's what else.
00:47:10.420
What Kenny Ortega created is magic, but that's besides the point when we were talking, I
00:47:16.220
remember when we were watching it and talking about it the first time we ever saw it, she
00:47:19.420
was like, we should watch Lemonade Mouth again.
00:47:20.960
And we watched it so many times that I distinctly remember asking her, why do you like this movie
00:47:30.840
Cause she hates musicals and that movie makes no sense.
00:47:40.220
And I was like, what do you like about this movie in particular?
00:47:42.980
And she was, she would never have a real answer for me.
00:47:53.220
Well, and I remember like being shocked when my sister came out to me, but then when I
00:47:57.180
look back, I see shit like that and I'm like, yeah, you're fucking gay.
00:48:11.900
Did you have, what was your coming out experience in that regard?
00:48:15.000
Like where you realized you're like, uh-oh, I think I might like girls.
00:48:18.400
Oh, my mom says, my mom's like, Ali, I knew you were gay since you were born.
00:48:22.560
And so now, just to test it, I like bring babies up to her.
00:48:32.640
There was a lot of, I like, I was so into basketball that like I didn't have a lot of
00:48:38.100
romance in my life, but I do remember feeling always drawn to female, like, you know, women
00:48:45.340
Like, just like that, I like had a hero complex.
00:48:47.700
I was like, I would never hurt her in a friend way.
00:49:06.500
Now I have like the nicest person in the world.
00:49:15.480
I think those are easy, I think, tells to the characters that you're drawn to.
00:49:19.940
So that's why Hayley Kiyoko, like being who Hayley Kiyoko is now, I was like, fucking
00:49:27.940
It's like, I mean, this means everything to me.
00:49:31.060
I commented on their engagement post and I'm like, this is everything.
00:49:36.460
I've been laying the bricks since Lemonade Mouth.
00:49:39.460
I've been here since the beginning on Ground Zero.
00:49:59.260
This next fun fact says that your grandma almost went pro in ping pong.
00:50:10.300
I was not close at all with any of my grandparents.
00:50:28.360
And you were like, my grandma almost went pro in ping pong.
00:50:34.500
Remember I told you before, I love to lie on this show.
00:50:36.580
And sometimes people tell me things and I'm like, that's not true.
00:50:40.260
Guys, I bet this was my grandma Mimi on my father.
00:50:49.660
So it makes sense that he came from greatness like her.
00:51:42.340
And me, I'm like, well, maybe I should get a little round.
00:51:53.520
Look, I'm tired of you putting in all the hard work in the sweat.
00:52:01.820
I saw, I literally saw a TikTok yesterday of a girl saying that like when men talk about
00:52:05.580
misandress and they talk about how like, oh, women are hating men.
00:52:09.880
She was saying like, there's so few women who like genuinely feel that way.
00:52:14.760
Like it's like one per like 15 of women who are, would do anything to defend men.
00:52:20.260
So it's like, there are many misogynistic women in the world that are so stark and rife
00:52:24.740
that like, there's no way it could balance out.
00:52:27.960
And she's like, but that's why I feel like maybe that's why it's so strong in me.
00:52:39.540
I actually, I, I think what really gets me going about men too is recently I found out that
00:52:45.220
they don't wash their hands after they pee a lot of them.
00:52:55.740
It's like, how does anybody have a good job when they don't wash?
00:53:05.540
No, that's actually so real because my man does wash his hands after he goes pee.
00:53:12.060
I, I, well, I asked him once because I had seen it and I just can't even fathom, especially
00:53:16.840
because if you don't like, if you don't identify as men, you don't have a penis, you're not.
00:53:23.220
You're not touching anything other than like flushing.
00:53:26.600
But even then you're like, you're flushing with your foot or something.
00:53:34.600
I don't even touch the door handle when I leave the restroom.
00:53:37.140
I can't imagine touching my literal dick and then going and being like, no, no need to
00:53:52.680
I do feel like they do so much to make it easy.
00:53:57.760
I'm like, when I, when people ask me like, cause sometimes I don't even know why recently,
00:54:01.860
like in some interviews I've had people ask me like, do you like really hate men?
00:54:05.940
Like some bullshit ass question like that, which like, even if I did, what are you going
00:54:09.180
But second of all, more importantly, I'm like, I'm always like, well, yeah, this is a joke.
00:54:31.520
I've even said before that when you see like groups of men together,
00:54:44.520
When you see a group of them and they're all laughing.
00:54:47.640
You never look at them and go, I wonder what they're laughing at.
00:54:51.140
When you look at them laughing, you, you, I literally get pissed.
00:54:57.540
I don't think anything should be funny to them.
00:55:02.360
If a man is watching this right now, it's never them.
00:55:06.120
It's always the ones who are like, even me, especially you.
00:55:15.340
I know that's what, and I feel like my mentality obviously is not exclusive to me.
00:55:21.040
I'm just like, I'm a straight woman who, who talks about it and has eyes on me.
00:55:24.940
But like, that's why lesbians have been feeling that way for years.
00:55:29.460
I was like, many gay people have been feeling that way for fucking years.
00:55:32.300
Like exactly the same way I feel, which is like, if you don't bother me, I won't bother you.
00:55:41.260
I have, I have men come up to me and I'm like, what do you think is going to happen here?
00:55:56.100
I was talking to one of my gay friends the other day and she told me, she goes, I forget
00:56:07.360
The amount of apologies I get from straight people in my DMs apologizing.
00:56:22.020
What you do behind closed doors again is none of my business.
00:56:28.600
This next fun fact says you own a clothing brand called Be Nice Co.
00:56:36.660
So it started out as like influencers doing merch.
00:56:44.940
I think to like a big part of my life has been mental health.
00:56:47.960
Like I am obviously terrible at trying to kill myself.
00:56:52.980
And so I think that I just like wanted to do a company that was very like, I see that
00:57:03.400
Like when people say that to me, I'm glad you're here.
00:57:20.620
And I also think like anytime influencers do anything that isn't like making videos, it's
00:57:26.280
like, no, an influencer is doing another fucking thing.
00:57:28.780
Any, like you could do, I could like go and do like dig up some, some fucking archaeological
00:57:44.740
I think, I think people, it's like, if I was looking in at an influencer, I think a
00:57:49.640
big part of me would be like, maybe I hate her too a little bit.
00:57:52.000
Like it's easy to look at somebody and hate, you know, I choose to look in love.
00:57:56.240
I don't know if that makes me better than people.
00:58:00.580
Does that make me better that I would never leave a hate comment?
00:58:03.580
And we're working with the team to discover that one.
00:58:12.180
I've never been in a position where I've been like, I'm going to write something fucked up.
00:58:17.220
Like I've never in my life been so like down bad on myself that I felt the need to do shit
00:58:23.800
Well, one of the things that we love about humans, right, is that like everybody has this
00:58:29.020
And when you're online, it's like, we could, we could have a few more questions.
00:58:32.320
I wish they didn't have answers, you know, but that's just part of it.
00:58:37.300
And I've told people too, when they, I'm sure you get this too.
00:58:40.000
And if people ask you for like advice on growing a platform or whatever, the first thing I
00:58:45.240
always ask them, I was like, do you hate being like perceived, but more specifically, don't
00:58:49.420
even factor personality, what you look like and just how you talk, how you stand, how you
00:58:55.300
Generally the things that make you, you, does it bother you to think that someone might tell
00:59:01.920
And if they, if the answer is yes, don't do it.
00:59:10.220
Because this, I swear to fucking God, like this, I've even said too, that in some, I'm,
00:59:17.400
And of course, obviously based off my content, this job has given me insecurities that I
00:59:25.660
Like sometimes like the shit people say to me, I'm like, like the wall eyed thing is
00:59:37.860
And I'm like, it's not as funny when you see how you ruin everything.
00:59:41.540
You see when I was trying to be fun and you came in and we're all laughing and having
00:59:45.860
fun and you join and we're like, it's like, it's that crowd noise reaction when they're
00:59:54.260
We're like, we all, we heard it the first time we did.
00:59:58.040
No, we actually loved it the first time I said it was worse a second.
01:00:06.060
And I've said to people, like, if you care at all what people could potentially say about
01:00:19.920
I always tell people if you're, if you're not feeling good, don't do it.
01:00:24.500
You, so when you logged off, do you just get, you've gotten in your head?
01:00:28.760
Like, and as far as hate goes, getting hate, it depends on the kind because like when it
01:00:33.980
comes from people that I love and it's like, it's under the guise of not like, I hate
01:00:38.340
It's under the guise of like, you're not doing enough.
01:00:46.820
Like I said earlier, she said the gorilla's going nuts.
01:00:51.300
Um, but like general hate, like from trolls, like fat, ugly shit like that.
01:01:02.580
It really, it feels like those smelling salts that you like, and then I can go run a 40.
01:01:09.020
But, um, other kinds of hate, like that's more a testament to like integrity character
01:01:15.380
Uh, when it's coming from a very high and mighty place, that kind of shit stays with me.
01:01:18.920
When I have to like look into the mirror a little bit and I'm like, well, hold on.
01:01:23.120
When I have that pause, I always am like, I log off for a little bit.
01:01:26.420
And that was kind of why I took my, that was why I took my break actually, um, in December
01:01:30.800
because like, it was just getting to a point where it felt like, again, like a metaphorical
01:01:36.200
gun just pointed at me every single time I did anything, even if I was just doing my normal
01:01:40.120
shit or if I was minding my fucking business, like that was another thing too.
01:01:43.220
And so it was just overwhelming me to the point where I was starting to think of myself as
01:01:48.220
a different person, like starting to think I'm actually, maybe I might be a bad person.
01:01:51.960
When that started happening, I was like, I got to get off this shit.
01:01:54.140
Cause like, cause I'm, I'm not, I'm not even making sense to me about person.
01:01:59.120
I am not going to let you guys convince me otherwise.
01:02:01.480
But that was another thing where I was like, this is getting in my head so severely that
01:02:05.140
it's making me start to see myself differently.
01:02:08.560
Um, no matter how much people love me, it's not fair to me.
01:02:13.760
And then it felt like that, that YouTube video of Logan Paul pretending to be colorblind.
01:02:18.980
And then he puts on the thing and he's like, Whoa.
01:02:26.220
Sometimes it's like, I'm sure you feel like this with your family.
01:02:34.240
Like sometimes when stuff happens, cause I, I want so badly to explain myself.
01:02:39.300
Like a part of me is like, you know, I wouldn't mean it like that.
01:02:44.420
And I so badly want to explain myself, but it's like, you can never, there's thousands
01:02:48.580
of, you know, some people are going to think that you're a bad person.
01:02:54.160
And so having family to just ground you sometimes, like even if it's my brothers being
01:02:59.100
like, don't post that selfie, you need to know you look a little bit fugly.
01:03:02.980
I'm like, see, and that's, it's cause sometimes I feel a little too hot.
01:03:07.320
Like you'll always, you'll always be funnier than you're hot.
01:03:10.380
And that's like, yeah, the humbling from family.
01:03:14.500
Like most, most especially normalcy, like just like things that have nothing to do with
01:03:22.800
Like I need to be with real life people in real life.
01:03:26.060
Like that was something I talk about in therapy a lot too, which is like, I need to remember
01:03:32.000
Um, like 99% of the people that follow me do not know me literally at all.
01:03:36.920
Um, so I have to like keep reminding myself about that and family does help, especially
01:03:43.340
Cause I always say like one time my sister told me she saw one of my videos and then she
01:03:47.400
goes, yeah, that's the funniest one you've posted in a while.
01:03:59.040
One of my favorite stories to tell is my brother, when he was in high school still, he was like,
01:04:03.560
Oh, one of the girls in my class said she was on Tik TOK.
01:04:08.580
Mind you, I'm doing this full time at the time.
01:04:24.040
And then he goes, well, how was I supposed to know that?
01:04:32.600
Out of pettiness, my brother, who I think works with numbers in some way, I'm like,
01:04:45.940
No, but he, I like out of spite, he won't download TikTok.
01:04:57.860
You know, you're all, I honestly, I think that's great.
01:05:00.560
And even like my, um, my grandfather, like I joked about this too.
01:05:11.500
Well, he told me, well, no, no, my grandpa knows how to work TikTok.
01:05:17.380
Sometimes he'll tell me like, oh, I watched this guy.
01:05:23.840
Uh, but then he told me to my face, like, I don't watch you.
01:05:33.200
Did you let him know that you also don't watch him?
01:05:39.300
And he's just like, nah, it like, truly, he's like, I have other people I'd rather watch.
01:05:46.880
Do you have any faves on TikTok you like to watch?
01:05:51.980
We have like, on Holland and I's Bel Air's account too, they're so, the gay community.
01:05:59.360
Like when I get older lesbians on my feet, I'm like, oh yeah, I love that.
01:06:09.540
So like, I feel like I've so many gay creators I watch, but also like, I love the rich white
01:06:20.800
You know what's so funny is Alex Earl, before she like, and I sound like one of those people.
01:06:25.720
I knew her before she, I literally sound like that, but I'm dead ass.
01:06:36.200
I remember distinctly going, have you ever seen this girl?
01:06:40.800
And each time I watch her, like she's the monkey in the zoo because I cannot relate to a lifestyle
01:07:07.060
But I remember seeing her shit and I'd be, I would be like, man, I can't relate to anything
01:07:16.440
Literally a year later, I was like, what the fuck?
01:07:18.940
When I saw her, I was like, Jason literally told me, she was like, I think that's the
01:07:23.800
Remember that girl you were watching all night and writing things down about?
01:07:39.780
Like I just randomly, they'll come across my shit and I'm like, oh, my show is on.
01:07:55.480
He is obsessed with like the early 1900s period.
01:08:00.160
So it's like anything past 1934, get out of town.
01:08:03.200
He, all of his, his apartment, his appliances, his cars, everything from like 1910 to 1920.
01:08:21.440
He'll post an eight minute video and it's just him doing that one move for eight minutes.
01:08:37.540
Like he's like, these cool cats down the street are trying to get me.
01:08:41.280
He puts these like end cards on his videos too.
01:08:44.900
And it's literally an old timey photograph of himself that he had someone take and turn
01:08:56.840
Like his old, like old, old, old, like Ford, like trucks, like 1920 cars.
01:09:02.200
He fixes them up and drives them around town and he's wearing, he's like, and he has a
01:09:10.340
People with these niche interests who are just like, this is my life.
01:09:13.680
Like if you like it, if it's not for you, whatever.
01:09:19.240
And there's another woman I watch on and she's Australian.
01:09:25.480
Like she helps with divorces and stuff in Australia.
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No particular reason to love her other than she makes platters.
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Like she makes her own like charcuterie boards, like at home and shit.
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And she's literally just like, it's, she goes Saturday, platter.
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And she has a bunch of different kinds of platters.
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She cuts everything by hand, puts it all, 15 minute videos.
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Like right now I'm doing a storyline where, um, this woman is like fighting the healthcare
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And she like keeps calling these people and she's like, but she's a doctor.
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And I'm like, that means she's fucking pissed, bitch.
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And then you have to go back, go to their thing, go down to recently posted and then
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Cause it's the healthcare system and insurance companies, but I'm there every day checking
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I know every time, sometimes I forget and I'm like, I want to follow them.
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Like random accounts like that, but I don't give a fuck.
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Not being your vibe, but you're definitely mine.
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I'm like, this woman probably wouldn't like me that much.
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Like the extent that they go, they'd be saying shit that I'm like, what?
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Like they're like, Oh, these new drops just dropped in this store and all the pins.
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And then I get there and Holland's like, Hey, go.
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I'm like, you need to wear a sparkly hat or something.
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I mean, it just, she, she knew the routes to get to places.
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She's like, we got, we got another thing to explore.
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I went to Disney world for my brother's birthday.
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In Disney world, which we didn't even end up doing, went to two countries and gave up cause
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And, but we went to all four parks in one day, which is just crazy town.
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And, uh, I remember we went on the dinosaur ride.
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It's like, kind of like, it's just, you're in a car and then you're going through and it's
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like bumpy, but it's the one where you're looking for a dinosaur, but the whole entire
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I have megalophobia, which is like a fear of anything way too large, like anything way
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So like most like animatronics scare the fuck out of me.
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Like when I walked in here, you were like, hold on.
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Anyways, you're, so you're scared of big things.
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Like every time you get successful, you're like, it's too big.
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Like I spiritually feel very connected to those movies, but the size of those aliens scares
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It's more so like mammals or animals of any kind that are large.
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She's like, if a hippopotam, I'm like, what's the big, big ocean?
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Like if I saw a couch that was really big, I wouldn't be afraid.
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But there's a scene where like a whale like shoots up right next to him.
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I would literally lay flat with my head face down in the water and I just accept my fate.
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Something would have killed me way before that.
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But if for some reason I did survive to that point, I'm dying that night.
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How long do you think you last in bad situations?
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Everybody gets a cold around you and you're like, well, no.
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Any like Handmaid's Tale situation, like apocalyptic.
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I'm also, I also do like, I think about, well, I said this in an, in a podcast once.
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Cause he had asked me that joke, that jokingly like, Oh, Handmaid's Tale situation.
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I go, well, no, actually what I think I would do would, I would surrender myself to like the
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But then I would just rip my shirt off and I bomb strapped to my chest and take as many
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What if I told you that there were 200 women in a room with a man who was verbally abusing
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Until that's done and he's dead, then I'm dead.
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And I think I like, do you think you would survive?
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By choice or just for like, like you can't kill yourself.
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Like you take yourself out or you think you would be killed?
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I just don't, I don't think I have any good qualities for survival.
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Like I'm trying to hide in the, I'm trying to hide in the mud and they're like, okay.
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They're like, we knew where to come because we saw you glistening.
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This thing that Caliphant actually told me that exact thing.
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So you'd be like that bitch in the hunger game.
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Now, if it's a planet of the ape situation, I would think, I think I would survive because
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I feel like we would have a real mutual understanding.
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Well, that sounds like a good situation for you.
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They'd be like, this one's too pale and too weak.
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Honestly, I think she should be the first to go.
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I mean, honestly, she's kind of a fucking bitch.
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That's what I said when I've been like, I think I'm too annoying to survive.
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Like they would kill me because they'd be like, oh my God, kill her.
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Like somebody's like, there's a noise down there.
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I heard, I would hear a noise and like run towards it.
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Okay, one last fun fact, but it's actually, I'm going to ask you if you can debunk this
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one because we're not sure if it's true, but it was on Google.
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It says AI Google says that Allie and her wife met rock climbing.
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So we, so we don't like to say where we met on the internet or anything about like getting
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married and stuff just because I think people are so quick.
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I would never post a wedding on TikTok because I think they dissect it.
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And it's like, well, I don't really give a damn if you don't like salmon.
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I used to tell people, I said, we met in a parking lot.
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I was like, I was like, it was nice because I was such a hoe, you know?
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And it was the first time somebody had hit it and stayed.
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I was like, this is so like, you know, this has to be like, I'm lying.
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Honestly, it's kind of hurting my feelings that you believed me so easily.
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And like, it's starting to get a little unfair.
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Like there was a rumor that went around that Holland and I had an age gap and we're like
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And like, it blew up and people were like, ooh, a 12 year age gap.
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They just immediately started calling you a predator.
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I was like, not one person said, damn, need her skincare.
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I was like, I was like, and I looked pretty, I like looked in the censored comments.
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And I asked, I said, what if, what if Holland's the predator?
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They said, she would never and don't ever talk about her like that again.
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They said, ask her for her skincare routine for me.
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I had four skincare brand, uh, brand deals coming through.
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They said real hot, a 26 year old, 13 months ago.
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I don't think they're going to, they don't want the recipe to that one.
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you were talking about your skincare routine and everybody said they didn't want it
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everyone said yours is terrible yeah we posted a video the next day because i thought it would
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get traction and holland's blew up and mine was like you're like right okay baby well what is
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your morning routine so i try to wake up as soon as possible right that's essential to waking up in
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the morning 10 30 you know i wake up i splash some water on the face i use some drew's favorite
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products i do a red bull and then i go on a run there you go i'll run no bouldering no bouldering
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anymore no now you're into running you can be a marathon person i'm just i'm running away from
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a lot of things lately need something right keep me pushing distracted out of breath can't think
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but enough time and energy to do your morning routine always hopefully with products from
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sephora wouldn't that be so nice i would love that period
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i've never had i did have at one point when you would google my name and i think they've changed
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it since maybe it's because i was bitching about it but like the only picture that would pop up
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was literally it was a glam like it was like a getty photo from a carpet i did years ago so i
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hate the fucking hairstyle and i hate the makeup and so does my my hair makeup artist we both hate
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it collectively i don't know what we thought we were doing but it's not just that picture it's my
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head turned into like a fat head so it's like it's like blown out it's expanded yeah it looks like
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that picture of patrick or no squidward when patrick sits on his face and it's just two big butt cheeks
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like that's literally what my face looks like and it was just in like my hair is slicked back like
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this so i look bald i'm sure the lighting's not great and i literally took a picture of it because
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i was like why the fuck is this the only picture that pops up when you google me how come everyone's
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like oh my god mine's so cute and that's what mine fucking looks yeah so what happens is they
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actually go to your worst enemy and have them pick the photo and then that's it forever the person
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who hates you the most they're like pick a photo for her do it also there was a thing going
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around for a while that men like genuinely did not believe i was tall like at all like they thought i
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was just constantly lying about it which i i would lie about that don't get me wrong but like i'm not
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lying about it no i absolutely would and if i was gonna lie i would say i was like six four right
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because that's taller than most men there's all there's never you're not gonna it's gonna be a
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purposeful lie yeah okay i'm lying for a go big or go home right i'd say i'm like six nine by that
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measure are you right at six foot yes so they hate that because they're all claiming six foot yeah
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absolutely and then if i can see your scalp you're looking more like a five ten look and i need to
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get more on your vibe you take three inches i took two yeah it's the same thing like when i tell men
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like when i insult them and i just bring up height i don't even know how tall they are um i just say
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five six because that's like the funniest height to me because it's it's short but not that short
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but short for a guy for a guy right for girls but it's fine because you're six two right five eight
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also like alona mar have you met alona mar oh my gosh have i okay alona is the shortest out of
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her siblings and she's like five ten yeah so her sisters are are much taller than her like her
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youngest sister i think is like six two uh-huh yeah i was like big women big one of us she's a legend
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yeah i'm like i'm like whenever she posts i'm like wherever you need us we'll go
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she's like i think she's like i think i got the apocalypse anything let her do it yeah i i follow
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her i wouldn't follow us me too i'm we met her in a uh we met her at the mall at the grove
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and i like look over and i'm like hi she's like you're that little tiktoker yeah no she's so nice
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i get it yeah she's great and then we got to see her on dancing with the stars love her legend she's
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fantastic love her i'm glad to hear that you and your wife did not meet rock climbing no that
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would be way too cliche that would that does sound like i hate that you even put it out into the
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universe because like start that rumor now like there's a lesbian movie coming now
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there it's coming falling in love rock climbing right falling there you go in love tm tm ali tm did
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already the the climb by miley oh you're writing it for them right you're writing it for them i'll
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collect the check were you guys big big rock climbers did you guys like i like got a little
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too into it and then you have to back up right you got to back up yeah i'm glad you said that because
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i do i do have i don't feel good about it but i do have kind of a judgment about people who love rock
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no yeah and i i probably relate to it a lot and it there's something about it like i just feel like
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like like one time someone on our other podcast said that she got a major ick from a dude who loved
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rock climbing because he said and i think it was like a quote he said it's like the intellectual like
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puzzle p like puzzling athlete of athletics or some bullshit like that it made me so angry i started
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shaking yeah what the fuck are you talking about it's fake anything that's fake like that like it's
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like you're fake climbing a mountain you know like it's like the people who are really good at the
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game where you drive the car yeah like f1 kind of racing yeah yeah it's like well you're not there
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so relax yeah you're not actually doing it so relax i the reason why i got into it is because i was like
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i want to be active but i'll do anything but go to the gym that's fair so home's like rock climbing and
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i was like ah every day we pulled up in the subaru i was like but i like feels hot on the hat it was my
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it was so queer friendly i was like i love it here love too much
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no it was great well no wonder you were getting so into it yeah safe space uh-huh was it like
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bouldering or was it like it was bouldering but i i would never correct you
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you say rock climbing on my show right i'm chained to this chair that's why i know well the difference
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is that bouldering you don't have any harnesses or anything right right well gays always wear the
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harness i'm always they're like you're bouldering i'm like yeah but i still have the harness
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i brought my harness from home right uh yeah yeah no harness so you just fall like 20 feet
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shit onto a mat right pretty then you get back up again and that's the story of life right and
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that's how we met she helped you up like this yeah we were both climbing and we locked eyes and i was like
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like all of a sudden you're really good at it you know that's that it's crazy how everything is
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connecting but i had said once i was like i think that jason momoa loves bouldering like he loves he
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loves shit like that yeah which i have said and i don't stand by this in case i ever meet him
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he might be annoying right but like sometimes it's okay though i'm annoying right in other ways i just
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think that pete like let them i feel like mel gibson let them it's fine some people are annoying it's
01:28:40.560
fine don't hang out with them but you can be annoying in many different ways right you don't
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but the the area is not all the time sometimes we have to take a break you gotta pace that's why
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like you're a little too into it right take a step back take a step back look in the mirror
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and attack again when ready when i've struck balance right i can re-enter and i'll know when
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that is yeah you'll sense it one day you'll wake up right well thank you so much for coming on the
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show thanks for having me love you i love you you're so fun i'm so glad our cross paths oh my gosh
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obviously paths crossed don't correct me yellow road all over again i'm so glad yeah we all gotta
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hang out you me victoria paris and some boulder what a group oh let's just drink let's just boulder
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let's just see where the wind takes us yeah yeah well thank you so much for coming on the show i think
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you're fucking hilarious and so fun thank you and for those who don't know where can everybody find you
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you can find me by searching my name ali belairs no e a-l-l-i-b-e-l-l-a-i-r-s period and
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hopefully see you on tour soon and hopefully see you come with me opening oh okay gee let me know
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you headline i'll open i'll sit in the crowd and calling to the same you know i do have some notes
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