The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - May 06, 2026


SWEATY GIRLS Ft. Owen Thiele | Episode 220

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This week, we're joined by the one and only Raven-Symona. She's a writer, podcaster, and all-around badass. We talk about her love of The Office, her relationship with self-esteem, and why she doesn't want to see Coachella.

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00:00:00.000 I read fan fiction about other shows recently and I'm like, this is so hot and fun.
00:00:04.500 I'm going to send you the one I read. I'm not even kidding. It was written so well.
00:00:08.060 It moved me to tears.
00:00:09.100 No, I'm not kidding. I cry.
00:00:11.800 My boyfriend's reading this being like, oh God, this is so hot.
00:00:14.680 Like, I'm scared. I'm getting hurt. And meanwhile, I'm sobbing.
00:00:16.900 I'm like, the character dynamics.
00:00:18.780 Yeah, you're like, just the complexities of the character.
00:00:21.340 They know each other so well. That's why they're in bed together.
00:00:24.800 You know what I mean?
00:00:30.000 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show sorry me your fave
00:00:36.880 everybody knows me who cares about me on to the guest today we have another iconic all-star a
00:00:41.880 returning episode the one the only oh and feel me cheering for myself that's narcissism you have to
00:00:51.140 of course i do it in the mirror every morning yes have to you have to be excited to see yourself
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00:01:32.760 the mirror and i'm like it's you i get so happy i know sometimes i'll be looking i'll be doing
00:01:38.980 something or looking in the mirror and then my my man will be like what are you doing and i'm like
00:01:42.200 i'm just looking at myself like how stunning i look hey wait come here you're gonna want to see
00:01:46.540 this it's me i was like check it out i look gorgeous you do look gorgeous thank you so do
00:01:51.460 you look no okay no i'm wearing a safari top i don't want to everyone's gonna come for me
00:01:58.600 i'm wearing this top that i got at a thrift store it's gorge okay i thought it was like
00:02:03.000 giving like burberry trench like up to the top you know that vibe but it's like not i think it's
00:02:08.600 just giving like oh you escaped the jungle girl they're giving it's it's giving safari it really
00:02:15.140 is giving safari my my boyfriend who's a stylist was like that is very on the nose he said that's
00:02:21.120 That's a choice.
00:02:23.320 When he says that to me, I'm like, my life's over.
00:02:26.000 Right, for real.
00:02:26.800 My life's over.
00:02:27.240 Y'all, I don't need to hear from the professional side of you.
00:02:29.460 No.
00:02:29.960 I don't need that right now.
00:02:30.900 No.
00:02:31.400 He styles me sometimes, and I don't know if we've talked about this,
00:02:34.720 but I feel like I've told this story on your podcast,
00:02:38.620 but maybe I'm just having deja vu,
00:02:39.700 and maybe ultimately I'm about to tell it,
00:02:41.620 and I can see.
00:02:42.720 Maybe I'm Raven-Symona and I can see into the future.
00:02:44.580 Okay.
00:02:45.020 Anyways, he styled me the other day,
00:02:47.840 and I got an invoice in my inbox.
00:02:50.340 oh for so much money i was like wait you sleep next to me at night i'm like right isn't it all 0.82
00:02:58.320 the same pot i pay you in vibes no the presence the joy of my presence and also like sex sorry 0.98
00:03:04.760 sorry to say that but like come on like this is crazy you know what i mean you're all you're 1.00
00:03:09.880 insane yeah you're nuts oh god well i will not be paying this no i'll see you in small claims court 0.99
00:03:16.980 do you know you know in your email literally you know in your email when it's like you respond to 0.99
00:03:21.380 this it's been three days yeah you know like yeah Steve three days ago respond to this I'm like no
00:03:25.560 you said block sender yeah it's your man literally literally okay we were talking about this offline
00:03:31.420 just now but how was Coachella I have a hot take I have oh please let's hear it I think everyone
00:03:38.020 who goes to Coachella is not well right I think if you buy a ticket to Coachella me I think if
00:03:43.660 buy a ticket to coachella you something's not i get it who doesn't want to see sabrina who doesn't
00:03:48.680 want to see justin but it is so hot and it is so far everything is so spread apart oh girl it's so
00:03:56.080 like planes trains and automobiles literally to get anywhere i'm like i'll see you there 40 days
00:04:01.060 40 nights no i'm like well i'm missing justin justin comes it comes out at 11 55 p.m i i'm at
00:04:08.800 the do lab at 8 p.m i'm like okay it's gonna take me four hours to get there let me start now i'm
00:04:13.320 like it's too far i gotta start the trek literally i got it because you get stopped you you ultimately
00:04:18.620 have to get a pretzel you have to get a lemonade i'm like it's like it's too hard you have to
00:04:22.540 hydrate you have to get salt and straw it's like oh yeah literally too much going on it's like a
00:04:26.140 marathon where like someone's handing you an orange slice it's like insane right so i don't
00:04:32.140 know i'm all for coachella i love it i love the headliners this year i love seeing i loved everyone
00:04:37.820 honestly i thought the performances were unbelievable killer they were unbelievable
00:04:42.120 but i'm like i'm sorry my legs hurt yeah and i need a knee replacement yeah i'm like mama's old
00:04:48.620 now gotta go home yeah i think and even the way because did you go artist i did go artist yeah
00:04:54.700 me too and i've gone before whatever it is what it is but believe it or not it's it's it's maybe
00:05:01.420 a hairline better well maybe totally totally totally i think the bathrooms are nicer yes i
00:05:08.220 agree with that and i'm so lucky and there's signal back there too so that's kind of nice
00:05:11.860 And I can call my mom.
00:05:12.780 I think the bathrooms are nicer, which, by the way, that's great.
00:05:15.600 Calling your mom in the bathroom is great.
00:05:17.540 But I do think that the trek is still just as, actually, if not longer.
00:05:21.860 No, it is.
00:05:22.580 It is.
00:05:22.860 It's even longer.
00:05:23.700 Yeah, I agree.
00:05:24.320 That's why I said, like, it is obviously a privilege to go that way.
00:05:28.980 Oh, of course.
00:05:29.400 But really, it's like you're switching from the same vehicle.
00:05:33.040 It's just a little bit nicer looking.
00:05:34.600 I love that you and I are sitting here complaining, being like, artist is crazy.
00:05:40.200 Going artist hurts our legs.
00:05:41.600 yeah they're gonna clip me and call me an elitist no by the way by the way clip me and call me an 0.93
00:05:46.080 elitist i'm sorry my legs hurt i can take no shit am i allowed to say that my leg well and also i 0.95
00:05:50.680 will say i've gone to coachella at every other level too i've gone ga i've gone bip and then
00:05:55.780 i've gone artist so like yes there is a clear hierarchy to them i'm just saying that the travel
00:06:01.100 the dust and the weather hits everyone i agree there's no exception to that rule you can't escape
00:06:06.020 at all i think honestly i had the most fun going ga t because you're everyone's feeling the same
00:06:14.580 thing that's true in artists there still are actual artists performing there and you know
00:06:20.240 they have a trailer that's so you're kind of like they're like oh my legs hurt i'm like go back to
00:06:23.420 your trailer no for real yeah and also too i think like when you go when you go that way like
00:06:29.300 obviously it's influencer olympics at every coachella totally but also like at that level
00:06:34.700 especially there's like a whole nother culture backstage and stuff like the way people are
00:06:40.440 acting is crazy i mean these people are crazy yeah one time this girl who i will i will believe
00:06:46.480 who it was but it was she came up to us and asked me where the where the golf carts pick up and i
00:06:52.940 go i actually don't work here so i'm not sure i'm not i'm actually not sure because i don't work
00:06:57.840 here but she's like oh okay i was just curious if you knew i'm all you walked right up to me to ask
00:07:02.740 Wait, I am dead, I'm dead.
00:07:05.200 There's a sea of people there.
00:07:06.740 You're like, oh, okay, let me ask you.
00:07:08.880 Well, she's clocked in, so let me ask her.
00:07:11.500 She has a name tag, so I actually don't work here,
00:07:14.700 so I'm not sure.
00:07:15.400 Crazy.
00:07:16.060 And that was also the first year I ever went artist,
00:07:18.080 so I didn't even know there were golf carts.
00:07:20.320 I was just walking.
00:07:21.720 I was trekking like everybody else in the beginning,
00:07:24.420 so I had no idea there were golf carts.
00:07:25.840 By the way, the golf cart situation backstage,
00:07:29.180 that's not a thing, right?
00:07:30.400 like it's such a long line to even get a golf that's what i was gonna say like when you can
00:07:34.780 get one it's awesome but like they do shut off at a certain time and so last year i got stranded
00:07:40.440 at i don't even remember which tent i think it was sahara tent but like they were like oh yeah
00:07:44.920 no more golf carts and i go i'm looking at them they're right there and they're like oh those are
00:07:48.460 reserved for i don't know who and i was like okay so then we had to walk but like getting out was a
00:07:54.820 nightmare i could not it felt like i was just walking the same loop a million times of course
00:08:00.160 If you don't need to start walking for so long, you start feeling like you're going insane.
00:08:03.080 Yes.
00:08:03.760 You're like, okay, um, okay. 0.99
00:08:05.420 And obviously we're all dressed like assholes because it's Coachella. 0.99
00:08:08.120 Totally. 0.99
00:08:08.340 So it's freezing. 0.99
00:08:09.340 Everyone's exhausted and fucked up. 0.98
00:08:11.140 And it was funny because as we were walking, we finally found the parking lot. 0.99
00:08:14.500 We finally found our car and we could see it in the distance.
00:08:17.600 And it felt like a mirage.
00:08:19.040 Like we're walking towards it.
00:08:20.060 We're like, oh my God, there it is.
00:08:21.100 There it is.
00:08:21.460 Totally.
00:08:21.980 And we've been walking for two hours.
00:08:23.900 Like we're literally like, oh, thank God.
00:08:25.100 Thank God.
00:08:25.660 And as we're walking, my sister was behind us.
00:08:28.260 Like it was me, my man.
00:08:29.360 my sister was behind us and then um our cousin adam and the rest of our party had made it already
00:08:34.040 because we were at two different stages and so like we were walking and then we finally were
00:08:38.100 like yes we found the car and then my sister was like did you have fun today to my cousin adam
00:08:42.660 because that was his first time ever going and he was like yeah i did i had a lot of fun and then 0.99
00:08:46.240 she goes what was your favorite part and then he goes bitch don't ask me that fucking question 0.99
00:08:51.420 right now ask me in the car i can't answer this i can't answer this right now i asked me the 0.99
00:08:54.700 fucking car by the way that's me all coachella i'm like hey i can't talk right now i i need to 0.97
00:08:59.840 be in the car i need to be alone i need to be in the car i need to be in my bed i need to be quiet 0.99
00:09:03.220 and i need to be alone literally literally we literally got in the car we all sat in silence
00:09:06.920 for like probably 10 minutes because we were just like you literally have you're just like
00:09:10.880 reevaluating everything you have to the amount of fights i get with the people closest to me
00:09:16.940 when you get home when you get home from coachella it is like oh uh it's a war i'm like whoever's
00:09:24.260 in front of me i will be calling you out for nothing for nothing you know what i mean you've
00:09:28.160 done nothing to me and i'm like um okay let me list the things you've done to me yeah and you
00:09:32.000 leave in such a good mood like you leave the house you're like yeah yeah you're drinking 0.60
00:09:36.940 hand come back everybody's an op of course everybody's an op i'm angry and i'm dirty 0.99
00:09:41.160 of course you hate everyone yeah and you reek and you absolutely reek and you reek to the point 0.99
00:09:46.540 where you hate yourself no you're like that's me that's me do you know what i mean i didn't even 0.97
00:09:51.820 know i could smell this way oh my god did you see people making videos saying people were stinking
00:09:56.540 at coachella this year influencers specifically i said hmm the only reason i saw it was because
00:10:01.500 someone tagged me and they were like because someone said who it was that stank really bad
00:10:05.540 is it me no okay good i don't even know i didn't even know the name i honestly didn't even know
00:10:10.500 the name i didn't recognize the person at all but i like uh in the comments someone had tagged me
00:10:14.620 because i've talked about running into an influencer multiple times that smelled so 0.82
00:10:18.580 fucking terribly and i'll tell you who it was tell me and we'll bleep it it's i don't know if you 0.91
00:10:22.900 know him but it's that tracks a hundred percent wait i am obsessed with me the vision was clear 0.99
00:10:32.060 all of a sudden i was like of course he smells do you know what i mean of course yeah and he has a
00:10:35.900 girlfriend and isn't it interesting when people smell and they have a partner i go girl how the
00:10:42.320 bed must reach that's why it's like till the room stinks but all clothes are still on that's 0.97
00:10:47.280 fucked up you want to know something really interesting i would love my best smelling friend 0.96
00:10:50.620 yeah that's what sounds weird that smells weird um my best smelling friend has a boyfriend who 0.99
00:10:56.680 can't smell he was born without scent i go how'd you how did that happen you should have reeked
00:11:04.780 right you know what i mean like if you smelled yeah it would be so amazing to have a boyfriend
00:11:09.560 that doesn't smell yeah that would be like but she always smells delish oh man anyways keep going
00:11:14.620 about your story basically i thought i i think someone tagged me in the tiktok because they
00:11:19.200 thought they were like it was the same guy and i was like that's not him different white guy
00:11:23.340 but crazy it's it's actually insane like when when you're at this level and i know i'm sure
00:11:28.640 i'm sure he's making a fuck ton of money no yeah and i'm sure i'm sure and my that's my thing like
00:11:34.360 my my sense of smell is not like super super awesome totally i have a very average sense of
00:11:40.000 smell i would say so if i can smell you and it's like repelling me it's bad like if it's really 0.76
00:11:46.920 fucking bad if i can smell you i'm the same way i don't think i can really smell things i don't 0.92
00:11:51.980 think i can really see things i think a lot of like um my my sight my smell my my my taste i 0.99
00:11:59.460 think they're all weak they're all very weak you know what my vision's bad too so we have that in
00:12:04.620 common everything but like usually when your vision's bad you can really smell i'm like i 0.93
00:12:08.360 kind of got fucked yeah like all my senses none of them are firing at 100 no like absolutely none 0.64
00:12:13.780 of them 63 and i hate being touched so like touches off the questions look at us wait someone's 0.99
00:12:19.200 gonna diagnose us wait what what is that what is that we need we need a diagnosis yeah i guess i
00:12:24.340 guess i'm interested to hear what your guys's theories are i guess theories we don't want to
00:12:29.340 call them diagnosis their theories what your theories as to what my diagnoses would right
00:12:33.780 right right right i'm so curious to know but typically they diagnose me with autism but you
00:12:38.160 know oh this is interesting yeah typically they diagnose me when i when i say what i believe to
00:12:42.560 be fun quirky things about myself they'll diagnose they're like your neurodivergent yeah they're like
00:12:47.120 well obviously that's because your neurodivergent i'm like i guess i love that i could be totally
00:12:51.920 i have no idea yeah and i heard that test is expensive to get tested all these tests are
00:12:57.300 expensive yeah and it's like it's it feels it's not the same i can't preface this enough it's not
00:13:02.260 the same but it feels similar i have a dog that's deaf yeah and um i love thank you he's the best
00:13:09.140 dog ever i honestly like he truly is like a crowd favorite everyone loves him and he gets along with
00:13:14.220 everyone and every dog he's the sweetest but like i adopted him when i did adopt him his his previous
00:13:20.520 owner like when i was fostering him he was like oh like he also might be deaf and i was like might
00:13:26.760 be because that was not in the profile and then he was like well i haven't really gotten him checked
00:13:31.800 because he's like i just know he used to live in a place where like on fourth of july there was like
00:13:36.820 a ton of fireworks and he said he slept through the entire thing and he was like and it's really
00:13:40.740 loud in my apartment so i just kind of assumed because there were certain times i would try to
00:13:44.520 call him and he if he can't see me he doesn't react but he's like i took him to the vet and
00:13:48.960 then the test itself is like four hundred dollars or something just just to test him and so the vet
00:13:53.840 was like i mean it's really just a yes or a no so it's kind of just up to you if you really want to
00:13:59.400 know but it's not affecting his quality of life at all so yeah it's kind of just up to you and
00:14:03.720 that's how i feel about that test with autism because i'm like well it's up to you i it's
00:14:07.140 really up to me like it's really but it's so expensive that i'm like i don't know about that
00:14:12.300 i was adopted this reminds me i was adopted at birth and i feel like my my birth mom probably
00:14:17.340 said something similar to my mom and was like something's not right but we're not sure what
00:14:21.320 and i'm not too sure what it is we can't we can't tell you exactly what's wrong but something
00:14:26.020 definitely as he grows something might evolve just want to give you a heads up the ears are
00:14:31.660 not firing at 100 let's just say that okay let me let's talk about adults oh we need to talk
00:14:37.660 about adults obviously smash hit so exciting it was it yeah um no i love it i love i love making
00:14:46.540 it yeah so fun yeah please tell me more about it like how's it going i know you guys we just shot
00:14:51.480 season two how exciting oh my god so exciting wait that was mariah carey sometimes i do that
00:14:57.240 i'm like i'm a singer do you know what i mean i'm like wait i love coach all of a sudden because
00:15:00.600 i'm performing all of a sudden i've changed my perspective wait totally um it's so fun it's so
00:15:06.480 interesting because we had a year off we were like okay when we shot the first season we get
00:15:12.400 so close inseparable because we're playing best friends yeah and then you have a year off where
00:15:16.520 it's kind of like who are you do you know what i mean and we see each other at events and we're
00:15:20.360 like this is kind of awkward I don't know you but I love you like seeing an ex right right right or
00:15:24.940 even seeing like like that best friend from elementary school who it's like so warm but
00:15:29.320 it's ultimately like I don't think I know your name right you know what I mean what was it Kaylee
00:15:33.660 you know what I mean and then now we're inseparable best friends again and I'm like oh my god these
00:15:39.140 are my this is my family this is my home which we love which we love so now I can't live without
00:15:44.180 them and I'm texting them every second of every day and I'm scared for it to end I'm like I don't
00:15:49.740 want it to end yeah so i'm trying to to make it last as long as well you know what you guys got
00:15:54.640 a season two so i feel pretty we got a season two i'm hoping we get a season three i'm scared
00:15:58.620 every day well what are you excited for people to see any new developments or any evolutions
00:16:03.640 obviously no spoilers but what are you excited for people to see well we left the last season
00:16:08.940 with um a little drama between my character and paul baker jack and his character we we had kissed
00:16:14.980 and there was some tension so I'm excited for that to progress if it does and I think it it
00:16:21.520 will which isn't a spoiler it's just life when you kiss someone you guys there is evolution come on
00:16:28.320 there has to be something that happens next um legally so I think something will happen next
00:16:33.760 um I just think that's what will happen yeah and who knows how fun and then we have a little like
00:16:40.640 exciting thing that...
00:16:42.680 Me just spoil like everything. 0.99
00:16:44.900 They're like, damn, Owen. 0.99
00:16:46.380 They're like, why did you do that? 0.99
00:16:47.760 I think we're putting out something that...
00:16:52.740 Why am I doing this?
00:16:54.160 I'm going to do it.
00:16:54.900 We're putting out something that is new
00:16:58.340 and isn't necessarily part of the season.
00:17:02.200 Okay.
00:17:02.900 And that's also a spoiler,
00:17:05.100 but I don't think I spoiled it.
00:17:06.660 I didn't get anything from that.
00:17:08.600 By the way, everyone's going to be like,
00:17:10.260 You're starting an OnlyFans?
00:17:12.160 An Adults OnlyFans?
00:17:13.200 Yes.
00:17:13.420 Right.
00:17:13.940 And the answer is yes.
00:17:15.100 You're doing a joint one, you and Jack.
00:17:16.440 Well, of course.
00:17:17.120 Paul Baker and Anton's OnlyFans.
00:17:18.560 By the way, genius.
00:17:20.160 I'm saying.
00:17:20.780 Know if I ever run out of money.
00:17:21.420 You guys will clean up.
00:17:22.460 If Adults goes wrong, you know where to pivot.
00:17:24.340 100%.
00:17:24.740 If we don't get a season three, we're doing. 1.00
00:17:26.540 You got to get the Wattpad girls on it.
00:17:28.720 The AO3 girls, you have to start mobilizing them.
00:17:32.300 You know what's really fun?
00:17:35.120 I didn't realize how fun fan fiction was.
00:17:37.980 Oh, my God.
00:17:38.980 Not even, I mean, there's fan fiction about my character, which is so weird to read.
00:17:42.760 Because I'm like, you really think he would do that?
00:17:44.300 I feel like he's pretty lazy.
00:17:45.680 I feel like he just sleeps all day.
00:17:47.880 Pillow princess.
00:17:48.720 Yeah, pillow princess.
00:17:49.500 But I love reading.
00:17:51.600 I read fan fiction about other shows recently.
00:17:54.220 And I'm like, this is so hot and fun.
00:17:56.600 And shows that I don't even watch 9-1-1.
00:17:59.620 They are killing it in the fan fiction world.
00:18:02.220 They have been forever, but they've really leveled up.
00:18:05.180 I read this one and don't start.
00:18:07.680 It was a while ago.
00:18:08.980 I read this one between Draco Malfoy and Hermione.
00:18:12.500 I read that.
00:18:12.900 That literally, I'm not kidding.
00:18:13.920 I'm not kidding.
00:18:14.600 Wait, not the manacled.
00:18:15.700 No, it wasn't manacled.
00:18:17.020 Is that the one you read?
00:18:17.880 Wait, what is that?
00:18:18.740 That's a different one.
00:18:19.680 That one's like a little heavier.
00:18:21.440 But I read, I'm going to send you the one I read.
00:18:23.220 I'm not even kidding.
00:18:24.000 It was written so well, it moved me to tears.
00:18:26.560 No, I'm not kidding.
00:18:28.420 I cry.
00:18:29.300 My boyfriend's reading this being like, oh God, this is so hot.
00:18:32.140 Like, I'm scared I'm getting hurt.
00:18:33.280 And meanwhile, I'm sobbing.
00:18:34.200 I'm like, the character dynamics.
00:18:36.260 Yeah, you're like, just the complexities of the character.
00:18:38.980 they know each other so well that's why they're in bed together you know what I mean I'm like
00:18:43.140 they understand each other's touch I love it I loved it it was so and I've read quite a bit of
00:18:49.180 fan fiction as a fan former fangirl like back in the day so I think that's the one I I read like
00:18:55.640 recently but they are killing I may pick all the best shows that's why I'm like I'm not surprised
00:19:00.580 at all that adult oh my god adult stars also have fan fiction I feel like it informed I read it
00:19:06.480 before I shot and I feel like it informed my character.
00:19:09.100 I was like, they gave me some beautiful backstory.
00:19:12.500 They did, they gave me a lot to work with.
00:19:14.180 They gave me a lot to work with.
00:19:15.300 I was like, wow, this is hot.
00:19:18.480 Me trying to tell the director, I'm like,
00:19:20.780 we should work this in, read this.
00:19:22.560 Yeah, we should really start looking here for inspo.
00:19:26.720 It's honestly really, it's similar to,
00:19:28.840 I saw a thing recently on Impact, like the Instagram,
00:19:32.720 where they posted about how HBO hired a girl
00:19:35.580 that makes edits on TikTok. 0.96
00:19:37.860 So they hired her to make edits for HBO. 1.00
00:19:40.540 But her biggest one was a heated rivalry run. 0.99
00:19:43.180 Well, of course. 0.88
00:19:44.020 And it was like the most popular one.
00:19:46.380 The thing has like nine million views
00:19:48.580 or something like crazy.
00:19:49.740 Me, 8.8 million views.
00:19:51.340 And you're all 8.9 million of them.
00:19:55.040 I'm obsessed with that show.
00:19:56.700 Oh, I haven't watched it yet.
00:19:58.740 I'm so behind.
00:20:00.320 I have a lot on my desk.
00:20:01.100 I'll watch it with you.
00:20:01.880 You have to.
00:20:02.720 Me with every friend.
00:20:03.560 I'll watch it with you.
00:20:04.560 we'll watch from the beginning yeah yeah yeah yeah it's so it's not just I mean people are like it's
00:20:10.140 so hot I'm like no it's good storytelling it's also beautiful it's stunning it's very it's very
00:20:14.980 beautiful and touching like and not in a creepy way in a heartfelt way totally there's a lot of
00:20:20.220 physical touching too but well of course yeah and that's also really great to see it's totally
00:20:24.480 as a gay man but also I do love love love that the story and the storytelling and I think it's
00:20:30.520 beautifully acted and I'm jealous and you got to be in the next season they have to put you in the
00:20:36.980 next season I'm obsessed with me teasing something that I'm not in do you know what I mean well who
00:20:43.000 knows I look directly into the camera who knows it's like I don't know I guess yeah it's called
00:20:48.560 manifesting totally and this is the place you do it is there anything you're manifesting right now
00:20:52.920 career-wise goal-wise anything last time I was here I feel like you manifested DJing am I wrong
00:20:59.260 about this I did I did talk about DJing are you are you a DJ I'm still working on it okay I'm
00:21:05.500 cooking you're cooking I'm studying let her cook yeah you gotta let me cook um what do I want
00:21:10.040 okay this is not real because like career-wise like I want to keep acting and making things
00:21:16.440 with my friends and let's make something like let's make I would love to you just tell me the
00:21:20.840 time and place girl um but other than that I really this sounds crazy but I I need I need to
00:21:28.260 be in nature and i need to love it okay and and i'm basically i'm forcing myself to love nature
00:21:34.420 that's cool i think it's beautiful from afar and i'm like wow waterfalls how is that how does that
00:21:39.160 happen like i'm like i can understand the concept but every time i'm like camping or or even hiking
00:21:45.320 i get you i'm like oh where are the rattlesnakes i'm afraid instantly and i need to embrace it
00:21:51.880 that's i think that's a beautiful goal so that's kind of my i'm manifesting
00:21:55.900 loving a better relationship with nature there we go love that there we go like looking at these
00:22:01.600 plants behind you i'm like beautiful then they're fake so better and that's why i said beautiful
00:22:09.940 yeah exactly i'm joking what about goals wise like do you have any like shows you would love
00:22:15.100 to be in do you have any movies i think he did rivalry should be on your board okay there we go
00:22:19.840 has to be okay there we go the biggest one it has to be um i just did this movie called peaked
00:22:24.260 that was um directed by molly gordon it'll come out sometime next year yeah and it was so much
00:22:31.960 fun because it was everyone that i idolize it was gabby wendy who i have loved for so long it was uh
00:22:39.980 uh molly gordon and emma mackie and connor story was in the movie and i was like this is
00:22:44.480 dua lipa in the film i'm like what the hell am i doing am i doing sitting next to dua lipa
00:22:48.420 it was just insane it was an insane cast and molly was directing it and she i've known her
00:22:53.880 since she was two years old and and I was also two I acted like I was I was 40 like you're way
00:22:58.980 older yeah I've known her since she was two um I was actually one um and and she just let us play
00:23:05.940 and she like trusted her actors so much to love to bring the story to life which I feel like
00:23:11.680 it's really rare yeah absolutely it's really really they I've been very lucky on overcompensating
00:23:17.980 and adults all the creators are kind of like shine do you yeah have fun like they have there's a lot
00:23:23.560 to trust there's so much trust and i feel like that doesn't happen um usually and so being on
00:23:29.540 this film i'm kind of like oh i i want to keep making things with my friend i want to get all
00:23:34.520 of us together and make a movie that's such i want britney i want you i want you know what i
00:23:39.080 mean i just want like all the people that make me laugh that's such a beautiful idea i love that too
00:23:44.040 do you know what i mean yeah i think so i think it also like it fosters such a beautiful environment
00:23:48.400 when you guys totally especially when you personally love each other but also pass that
00:23:51.740 like respect each other as creatives totally and the ability to like perform and like trust
00:23:56.720 on both sides I think that's a wonderful thing I think also having people who you idolize like
00:24:02.640 having Connor's story on this film where I was like oh my god I've watched your show so many
00:24:06.820 times and I think you're such a good actor like having him on the film acting against me I was
00:24:10.640 like oh I'm learning from like that's really what I want is to learn from someone I love to grow and
00:24:15.640 so I think that's kind of my goal
00:24:18.160 oh my gosh I'm so excited for you
00:24:19.920 is for all of us to make a film
00:24:20.860 824 call me now
00:24:23.620 yeah hit us up we got the next big thing
00:24:26.100 we got the next big thing
00:24:27.280 honestly we should do a new version
00:24:30.180 of the hangover okay done
00:24:31.880 we should have like a friend group
00:24:33.580 I have chills yeah exactly
00:24:36.360 no I have full chills we do the exact
00:24:38.280 same like not the same plot line
00:24:40.220 but like go to Vegas I'm obsessed
00:24:41.740 done or we could just
00:24:44.300 copy the hangover directly shot for shot yeah yeah i'm obsessed with that it's also like too
00:24:51.580 soon to remake the hangover which is so funny yeah i kind of obsessed with that we do like
00:24:55.880 how to train your dragon yes yes yes i love do i love the concept of like we have to remake the
00:25:01.380 devil wears prada too and it's like that hasn't even come out yet it's like i know but it'll be
00:25:05.020 a hit and then we'll just i know we're just getting ahead of it yeah like we're cheating
00:25:08.100 it a little bit let's let's just do that let's do that is there anyone that you would love to
00:25:11.540 work with like director or actor um that you would be like oh that would be a dream i know
00:25:16.540 you've worked with a lot of amazing people already no i i i'm i'm so in the in this comedy
00:25:23.120 world wait that sounded so narcissistic and tooting my own horn or my own horn um girl no it didn't
00:25:30.360 and you have a right to toot your own horn no i don't think i do i think people would agree i don't
00:25:35.040 But I think I've been very lucky that I've been so enmeshed in this comedy scene,
00:25:41.860 which is my favorite thing in the world and everything I've ever wanted.
00:25:45.080 But I also think I'm like, okay, let's do a drama.
00:25:49.320 I would love that for you.
00:25:50.720 Show up.
00:25:51.320 Do you know what I mean?
00:25:52.100 Me in a horror.
00:25:54.120 Wait, that was it.
00:25:56.040 I found it.
00:25:56.900 Do you know what I mean?
00:25:57.380 Our sound.
00:25:57.980 I just saw it.
00:25:59.140 I just saw it.
00:26:00.300 That's what I want.
00:26:01.020 I want me in a different kind of medium.
00:26:03.660 In a different kind of medium.
00:26:04.440 different genre yeah different oh i love that horror would be tea horror even in an 824 horror
00:26:10.920 film that would be so sick also like maybe maybe it's a little funny yeah bodies bodies bodies
00:26:15.300 bodies bodies i was just about to say maybe it's a little it's like that tongue-in-cheek kind of
00:26:19.080 totally but it's horror but it's also like we're running you know what i want i want to run on
00:26:25.040 screen where i don't actually have to run where it's like you run to two seconds and they're like
00:26:29.560 cut like that's what i want yeah yeah i don't want coachella i want it to be like two second
00:26:34.380 sprint and then you're done yeah and it's on camera and people are like wow that was so amazing
00:26:39.060 you really ran i know you're you're doing the twilight run totally where they have the scene
00:26:43.120 moving really fast behind you as you're running in slow-mo that's exactly what oh my gosh something
00:26:47.420 fantasy like that would be really sick for you would you ever do that i think so depending on
00:26:52.400 what kind i feel like i'm in a real who want me phase in acting wait totally i'm in a real who
00:26:57.420 want me who need me that's kind of my vibes right now totally so that's where i'm at i'm i'm open
00:27:03.160 and available i feel like you're this is crazy you guys look at you you need to be on screen i'm 0.57
00:27:09.260 little caesar's hot and ready that's what i'm that's what i'm doing what the hell is happening 0.50
00:27:12.180 you need to be on screen you need your own show you honestly you should be the next raven simone
00:27:16.780 like you should have your own television show sitcom yeah you should have a sitcom oh my gosh
00:27:22.440 let's do a sitcom together okay I'm down you me and Kathy Griffin she's always on sitcoms wait 0.99
00:27:27.680 I have chills I have I've had chills so many times I love Kathy Griffin she is insane in the best
00:27:35.180 ways she's insane in the way I want to be yeah why not she's crazy I love it yeah I'm realizing now
00:27:40.860 as I'm as I'm saying that I'm realizing now that I was thinking of Reba I was not thinking of
00:27:45.100 Kathy Griffin by the way one in the same one in the same white redhead of course I love it I love
00:27:50.600 is there anything else that you're super interested is there any other like tv shows
00:27:54.940 you're obsessed with movies um i've been watching big mistakes which is jack in and in's other show
00:28:00.820 oh go off and it's so funny and it's so good dan levy created it with rachel senate um and
00:28:07.780 yeah i i that's kind of a it's a mystery there well isn't a mystery it's kind of like a heist
00:28:14.300 well is it a heist i don't know what it is it's there have you seen the show no no no i've never
00:28:19.620 seen it um I just wanted to promote it for them it's an ad I'm not walking out no it's amazing
00:28:24.520 it's it's it's it's really fun and it feels in a weird way it's like something that I
00:28:30.800 me jealous of Jack want to do I'm like why don't they cast me as the as the boyfriend of Taylor
00:28:36.100 thanks a lot um no it's really it's really great and it it feels it have you ever seen the show
00:28:41.020 search party no you would love this show you would love this you think it's so fun oh okay
00:28:46.840 It's really fun.
00:28:47.620 It's really funny.
00:28:48.720 They're on a hunt to find this missing woman that nobody knows.
00:28:53.100 So they're pretending to – basically they're like, we know her.
00:28:56.840 We're her best friends.
00:28:57.760 But meanwhile, they don't know her at all.
00:28:59.160 It's so narcissistic.
00:29:00.520 It's so fun.
00:29:01.240 And they're trying to insert themselves in the narrative.
00:29:02.780 It's a great show.
00:29:03.780 It's a great show.
00:29:04.440 And it's drawn early.
00:29:05.500 It's the best of the best.
00:29:07.120 Anyways, that's kind of the vibe.
00:29:09.260 That's cool.
00:29:09.740 That's really fun.
00:29:10.140 That I want to try.
00:29:11.640 I love that.
00:29:12.380 Or adjacent. 0.99
00:29:13.120 I think you would kill. 1.00
00:29:14.320 I think you would do so well in something like that. 1.00
00:29:15.840 I think you and I should do that. 0.99
00:29:16.840 let's let's do it all why not right fuck it wait oh wait really fast something just flashed into my 0.98
00:29:22.740 head that i have to just tell but it has nothing to do with this okay yeah okay i just have to 0.99
00:29:29.340 tell it on your pod i don't know why it's just i'm having an instinct okay i went to canal street
00:29:34.000 in new york i bought a fake chanel bag look at you 40 dollars he wanted 200 i i guess what 0.80
00:29:40.900 we got in a fight i got it down to 40 i'm sorry that's a good fucking deal 40 for a plastic bag 0.53
00:29:46.740 I think that's pretty good okay so I take it to Coachella I'm in the artist section
00:29:51.300 this artist I'm not telling you who I'll tell you yeah it's she's not an artist she's an influencer
00:29:59.280 ultimately bleep that yeah this this huge influencer comes up to me and is like
00:30:05.600 your back's so cute I've never seen that shape fake fake so then I get you guys knew who it was 1.00
00:30:14.440 was she was that library open bitch or what wait what does that mean she was trying to read you 0.73
00:30:20.860 down oh oh oh i was like what does that mean she was reading it was that a read so no i actually 0.97
00:30:28.120 think genuinely she was like how did he get the new bag i genuinely think she was like who the
00:30:33.680 hell is this how does he said oh mama santee alley wait literally literally so i got so nervous that
00:30:39.680 i couldn't tell her it was fake no of course not so i go oh my god the way i would lie 0.95
00:30:44.120 I go oh vintage it's so old oh and I would lie my ass I would I would tell the most colorful story 0.85
00:30:52.880 of how I found it in my mom's closet yes oh my god so I'm like I did that I'm like oh my god my 0.86
00:31:00.840 mom had it it was so old I was like literally so old she's like how old and I was like I would make
00:31:05.860 up a story and you're like I did I did she goes how old I'm like oh my god oh my god um and I'm
00:31:11.380 thinking like god i'm scared when did chanel come imagine i say before chanel like it started you
00:31:16.820 know i'm like 1922 she's like chanel started in 19th like that's funny because chanel wasn't
00:31:22.300 it wasn't around then so i was like i i i said 1991 which i feel like is like a normal year yeah
00:31:28.400 yeah you picked a good middle year normal year normal you know what i mean chanel had to be
00:31:31.940 around in 91 totally right i'm like heidi klum was around chanel was around you know what i mean
00:31:36.220 she was holding that bag on the runway i can see it now kate moss was with it you know right so i
00:31:40.900 said 1991 and she immediately took out her phone and she was like oh okay wait 1991 chanel she was
00:31:46.520 like oh my god okay wait where'd you get it i go poshmark and then i remember that i said my mom's
00:31:51.640 on top of you so that i was like it's on poshmark but it's from my mom's closet i was gonna sell it
00:31:56.220 on poshmark but there was already one on poshmark so i thought you know what i'm not gonna you you
00:31:59.480 know what you saved your own lie twice look at you but then she goes oh it's on poshmark that bag
00:32:04.980 you said what is this an interview what are you what are you questioning you who are you the
00:32:09.220 police meanwhile you change directions start attacking her literally literally i jump her
00:32:14.120 i run i just sprint i jump her um so at this point i just want to say i have no i'm not sweating at
00:32:21.080 all and i'm so proud of myself that i haven't sweat so far at coachella it's 98 degrees i'm
00:32:26.580 wearing kind of a a shirt that you would see sweat i'm wearing blue you would see sweat in this shirt
00:32:31.640 and we've talked about being sweaty girls i'm a sweaty girl i'm a sweaty girl me too i'm like oh
00:32:36.060 god i'm so proud of myself all of a sudden i'm like i feel pit stains yeah i'm like well the 0.93
00:32:41.420 pit stains are going down to my you turn you turn around back so i literally i'm like fuck i'm like 0.93
00:32:46.160 so not only am i lying i'm also drenched in sweat drenched so i'm like and it looks like i'm lying 0.98
00:32:52.080 and you're looking at her you're going is this hot in here yeah literally hot in here huh my god
00:32:56.780 oh man feels like the walls are closing down literally literally outside fully outside god
00:33:02.440 anyways basically it ended with her being like i can't find it i'm like i'll send you a link i'll
00:33:09.700 send you a link she's like oh you don't have my number so actually came out great so it worked
00:33:13.540 out it worked out you got it you got a great number yeah i have her number now obviously
00:33:17.400 can't ever use it or she's gonna ask for the link of the posh map bag that doesn't exist
00:33:22.000 she's gonna see you again and be like you never text me the link right right exactly now you have
00:33:26.240 to go look for a bag I'm like scared I have to buy her a Chanel bag what do you mean you say
00:33:33.140 she said a link I that's so true the other thing I could do is be like text her and be like oh my
00:33:39.240 god I'm so embarrassed my mom just told me it's fake that's actually a really great way to get
00:33:44.100 out of it and then I can buy her a fake bag but I don't think she wants a fake and I don't know
00:33:48.560 like would she I mean I don't know her but like would she find that funny or would she find that
00:33:54.000 ew you know what i'm saying i think she would laugh but i think she would be like
00:33:57.900 so you just sat there and wasted my time then yeah yeah yeah i had a million things to do 0.99
00:34:03.840 if you guys knew who it was like that story it's really crazy it's fucking it's really crazy 0.95
00:34:09.840 and i just kept lying lying lying lying i was lying and it's so funny because it's like 0.87
00:34:18.800 obviously who who wouldn't lie right but the other thing i could have done is i like to think that
00:34:26.380 i'm in i don't consider myself a comedian but i'm in the space of comedians i could have done like a
00:34:32.320 bit about it being i could have like ran with the fact that oh mama this is a dupe right exactly
00:34:37.360 like i could have just leaned into it but instead i was like no 1991 do you know what i mean naomi
00:34:44.820 we wore it on the red carpet in 1994.
00:34:47.280 I would have lied like you,
00:34:49.540 and I think that would have been me doing a bit,
00:34:52.400 because I would have been like,
00:34:53.240 you have access to anything and everything. 0.99
00:34:57.080 You have access to shit that no one else 1.00
00:34:58.760 has ever seen before. 1.00
00:34:59.600 Of course.
00:35:00.440 So I would tell the lie too, like you.
00:35:03.020 I just would not expect her to go that far,
00:35:05.260 which I would be on the ropes too, like you.
00:35:06.820 I'd be like, oh my God, oh my God.
00:35:08.400 Oh my God, I feel like I'm mean.
00:35:09.600 Well, also it's so funny because in my head,
00:35:11.660 this was the best dupe ever.
00:35:13.140 And in her head, she's like, never seen that shape.
00:35:15.080 Yeah, she clocked that shape.
00:35:16.200 She said, where'd you get that?
00:35:17.540 Wait, literally.
00:35:18.580 She goes, why is it crooked?
00:35:20.060 I've never seen something like that.
00:35:21.260 I'm like, yeah. 1.00
00:35:21.720 And honestly, from her especially, I would have done the same shit. 0.99
00:35:25.540 I would have reacted the same way. 0.99
00:35:26.760 Oh, God.
00:35:27.260 Or I would have hard left too and been like, oh, mama, this is a dupe.
00:35:30.560 I know.
00:35:30.980 I feel like you would have done that.
00:35:32.160 But she probably would have been like, oh, OK.
00:35:35.500 Do you know what I mean?
00:35:36.260 Yeah.
00:35:36.720 So I get why you were like, oh, yeah.
00:35:38.320 My instinct was like bond with her.
00:35:41.560 Yes, I agree.
00:35:42.480 instinct wasn't like run from it yeah same that's what i would feel to you that's what i said at a
00:35:47.960 certain point you're like what are you the police right if i see her again i'm gonna be like oh my
00:35:51.400 god the signal at coachella i sent you a link and now now it's now it's gone now it's gone now it's
00:35:56.820 sold i tried to look it up and sold it sold the bag and getting her number is honestly a huge win
00:36:01.280 t period i'm i my my fear and i've done this before oh my god why am i full of stories today 0.98
00:36:08.960 i took oh god i took an uh i was wearing assless chaps in the last season of adults love full ass
00:36:17.020 out okay you guys are wondering you want to see it okay you should go check it out yeah go to 0.81
00:36:21.760 episode four episode four ass out um and you guys love it um okay anyways i was in assless chaps i 0.97
00:36:28.500 was obviously taking so many photos that day yeah of my ass obviously i'm sorry i i've never taken 0.97
00:36:33.920 so many photos on that set i'm like face i don't care ass out yeah gotta take photos yeah and it's 0.98
00:36:39.940 sitting pretty too and they're like oh and put a robe on i'm like no no crew wants to see yeah 0.84
00:36:43.860 you're like oh no i'm good i don't need unless you guys need them on yeah yeah i do not i'm on
00:36:48.700 the loudspeaker i'm like does crew care if i'm naked you don't great does anyone have any
00:36:53.040 compliments they want to give me let me know here i have a box for compliments if you just want to
00:36:57.520 slip them so it's anonymous i don't want to make you guys uncomfortable it's anonymous the box um
00:37:01.740 anyways i was fully ass out and i was taking a lot of pictures and my friend had uh lucy who's 0.51
00:37:10.520 on the show with me she plays billy in the show she has owen wilson's number because she uh did 0.99
00:37:16.680 a play with him oh wow okay and i sent i took some photos of my ass on her on her phone i took my 0.98
00:37:23.480 phone was dead so obviously i needed to keep going what what my phone's dead so i'm gonna stop taking 0.99
00:37:27.460 photos no i asked for someone else i'm gonna find someone else yeah so i take her phone go to the
00:37:32.440 bathroom take some nudes um send them to myself i'm so happy and then she looks at her phone and
00:37:37.840 i hear the loudest scream i've ever heard and i sent them to owen wilson all my nudes oh because
00:37:43.100 you were trying to send her tears so i didn't realize sorry i'm oh we in her phone and i guess
00:37:50.360 owen is owen i'm like oh it just said owen yeah so i'm like what other owens do you know okay
00:37:55.620 Wilson okay Wilson but I didn't know you knew Owen Wilson I'll tell you what if I put Owen Wilson in
00:38:00.940 my phone I'm definitely putting Wilson so in case anyone looks I'm like yeah that's him if you can
00:38:05.340 believe it exactly so then Lucy and I get in a huge fight because I'm like how close do you
00:38:08.900 how close are you to Owen Wilson that you can call him Owen you and him are not on a first
00:38:15.700 I'm sorry Owen that's crazy she's like a common mistake right she's like no we're so close you
00:38:22.080 and me Owen that your name is Owee and his name is Owen I'm like no no no he is a firsty lasty you
00:38:28.100 need to call him Owen Wilson I'm sorry that's not my mistake you're all that is user error
00:38:32.960 unfortunately and also he's probably thrilled that he has those and honestly he's the luckiest
00:38:36.920 boy alive if we're being honest he is so happy he hasn't responded because he's in the bathroom 0.59
00:38:42.320 jerking off he's jerking it and that's on him totally that's out of our hands sorry at least
00:38:49.040 they were good pics exactly by the way weird pics yeah weird weird pics because i was trying
00:38:55.240 to take it in the mirror it was it was an angle that no one's seen yeah no one and you're all
00:38:59.920 and i kind of nobody wanted to take any more pictures of my butt right so i had to do it
00:39:02.860 myself i had to improvise exactly so anyways all to say to circle back to this number that i have 0.88
00:39:07.140 now in my phone of this very famous influencer i am so scared that i'm for some reason gonna
00:39:12.580 send her a nude one day yeah maybe make sure you put her last name in there oh it's so you never 1.00
00:39:18.100 oh it's in there bitch it's in there and the company is like do not do not send nudes you 0.99
00:39:23.180 know yeah it's like isn't it so when you get the number of someone like that doesn't it feel weird 0.99
00:39:29.720 because you're like this person has a phone totally this person has a phone number i could
00:39:33.960 ruin their life right now if my phone was stolen which by the way i think i'm not even kidding
00:39:38.860 that's why i always like now especially because i have so many people in my phone i literally i 0.91
00:39:43.600 like that shit is super glued to my hand all the time because i am also fearful of that and that's 0.78
00:39:49.760 another reason why i haven't actually gotten a new phone yet because i'm like i don't i hate 0.98
00:39:54.120 switching phones it makes it makes me go insane same same it literally the rage it gives me i
00:39:58.580 describe as feeling very republican the rage feels so republican 100 and conservative 100
00:40:03.540 and it's like it bubbles up yeah and it's like it takes over me like a demon and so i haven't
00:40:10.100 switched my phone because i and then one of my friends is like oh you know you could go to the 0.80
00:40:13.340 store and they can do it for you i was like i am not fucking doing that like no one is taking my 0.84
00:40:18.620 phone somewhere i can't see like i was like there i god help the people in my phone like that's what 0.88
00:40:24.620 i was like i actually got i'll say right here i got his number well of course but i got that 0.95
00:40:31.560 because i posted a bullshit ass tiktok and she dm'd me on tiktok and said i because i because 0.98
00:40:38.180 the tiktok was me telling my my two friends who are gay men and they're married it's just 0.99
00:40:43.360 necessary context i wrote on the video i was like um i have random tea that is so 1.00
00:40:48.980 fucking stupid but every single time i tell a gay person this tea their mind is fucking blown 0.99
00:40:54.840 and it's like the most pointless tea ever it means nothing to anyone except gay people i would love 1.00
00:41:00.760 it yeah and i will tell you thank you and actually we can confer stories because you know the person 0.75
00:41:05.000 it's about and i would love to that we're gonna do off off camera for real but i i posted that
00:41:10.240 and she dm'd me my own video and was like i need to know the secret and then i messaged her back
00:41:16.820 and i was like mama text me because it is not safe for these dms and so then she i'm thinking 0.91
00:41:22.560 nothing of it and then she did text me like 10 minutes later and she was like hi it's so and so 1.00
00:41:27.680 and i was like this is crazy did you tell her the tea yeah yeah i tried to but she actually didn't
00:41:32.940 know a key part of it so like she hadn't seen this person has been in something and you have
00:41:38.420 to watch that something in order to understand the tea if that makes sense totally so i was like
00:41:42.920 have you seen this and then she's like no yeah she said no i haven't fuck and then i was like okay 0.78
00:41:47.960 study up and come back and then she was like i will so there you go wait but now now i have her 0.83
00:41:55.000 number and i just don't know what to do with it in that phone isn't it crazy that like we're holding
00:41:58.560 this it's like no no and the key to everything the key to everyone i can't even imagine who the 0.94
00:42:04.720 fuck's in yours no i don't even have that many numbers but i don't even i'm just so bad with my 0.90
00:42:09.600 phone i'm constantly losing me shopping me and aritzia you should see it i'm leaving my phone 0.99
00:42:14.300 here my bags they're like i'm like like you live there oh they're like sure these are all your
00:42:19.020 literally literally i'm like and where are the pillows sorry i just want to take a quick nap 0.57
00:42:23.760 i'm like it's it's shit everywhere yeah i remember leaving aritzia in the pants that i bought there 0.67
00:42:29.560 i bought sweatpants and i left my jeans in the dressing room and i was like i'll come back for 0.92
00:42:33.520 them i'm like it's like literally my home see ya it's my home i'm like i'll be back renee i'll be
00:42:38.060 back like literally i just know everyone that's a beautiful thing i love it you have more important
00:42:41.660 things on the on the mind well i'm just i just don't even care about yeah you're just so not
00:42:45.720 attached to it i'm like who cares but then again now i'm like oh i need like a chain now i have to
00:42:51.180 care oh now i need a chain yeah you need one of those leashes so it's like on you at all points
00:42:56.240 my mom has that thing that goes around your neck that's it for your phone for your phone and i 0.59
00:43:01.260 think i thought it was so embarrassing for so long and i was always like oh no god help her
00:43:05.940 and now i texted her the other day and i was like the leash should i get one i'm thinking i need one
00:43:13.440 too get me one you might have been on to something with that yeah also chic i mean i think we should
00:43:19.600 i think we should bring it back we should bring it back yeah even though it was never in no for
00:43:23.140 real we should definitely we should bring it just generally my mom actually used to have something
00:43:27.680 similar to that where she when i was a kid i used to be like oh why would you bring that but it's
00:43:31.940 like a purse hook so like it's basically something that goes on the ends of tables and then you can
00:43:36.920 hang your purse genius yeah isn't that so when i was a kid i used to be like why would you bring
00:43:41.340 that that's so embarrassing and then now as an adult i'm like what a genius invention the amount
00:43:46.960 of times i need a hook to put and i don't want to put my bag on the ground wait do you know what
00:43:50.640 i just got what a hook for the car it's exactly like that oh my gosh but it goes on the back of
00:43:55.760 the seat but then to be honest i always forget my bag in the car because i always leave and then
00:44:01.440 i'm like oh god because it's hanging on that really convenient literally i'm like that is
00:44:05.400 too convenient i'm forgetting it um it's so smart though no it is you're just like my fiance because
00:44:11.880 he leaves stuff anywhere and he has he is like it's almost like it's buddhist in a way where
00:44:18.160 it's like these earthly possessions mean nothing to me like he he really will just walk like when
00:44:22.560 he first started dating me he it was often and consistent that sometimes he would get out of the
00:44:28.620 car and the car would be off but everything would be in the car phone wallet keys me amelie me
00:44:35.820 every time you don't understand when i park my car i walk inside to a i'll come out the next day
00:44:43.120 and i'll be like my car's unlocked with everything in it my phone my wallet my every like everything
00:44:49.380 no literally the amount of times like sometimes he one time i found keys in the ignition the car
00:44:54.360 was not on but he just like turned it out it's almost like he just gets out and starts walking
00:44:58.160 you don't have any of your things do you park does he park on the street no at the time no
00:45:03.800 I'm trying to think
00:45:05.300 Where I was living at the time
00:45:06.120 No he would park
00:45:06.940 Actually yes he would park
00:45:08.160 On the street
00:45:08.560 In front of the house
00:45:09.300 Like on the curb
00:45:09.840 Me too
00:45:10.200 Yeah so I would be like
00:45:11.480 This is so bad
00:45:13.480 You need to stop doing this
00:45:14.900 By the way I was in Echo Park
00:45:16.260 Which an area I absolutely love
00:45:18.500 But I was parking
00:45:19.480 It's gorgeous there
00:45:20.360 And I was
00:45:21.200 Loved it
00:45:21.980 But I was
00:45:22.500 It's not the safest
00:45:23.820 No it's not
00:45:25.560 And definitely I would see
00:45:26.480 Cars being broken into
00:45:27.420 And what's so interesting
00:45:28.540 Is nobody had to break
00:45:29.780 Into my car
00:45:30.200 Because keys were in
00:45:30.900 Keys were in there
00:45:31.760 So I was like
00:45:32.420 Take the car babe
00:45:33.120 I and no one ever did that's so nice there's a halo over my car he had that too like I was like
00:45:38.920 you are like divinely protected totally the way like so many bad things could have happened and
00:45:44.400 haven't totally and he he's so like ah it's all right like and I can't relate and I know you're
00:45:50.900 like that too yeah that is so tea I I envy that like so sincerely it comes from my dad calls me
00:45:57.500 I coach my dad goes to Coachella every year we used to go together it started when I was like
00:46:02.600 13 and now that I'm older yeah I'm not 13 anymore how crazy um now that I'm older my dad goes with
00:46:08.660 his friends and I go with mine and then we like meet up oh how fun anyways he calls me one night
00:46:12.480 after Sabrina and he was like freaking out and I was like oh god what's what's happening yeah and
00:46:19.440 he's like I lost my car keys in the festival I'm like what he's like yeah they must have fallen
00:46:26.020 out I'm not sure where they went and I was like okay we can retrace these where have you been 0.99
00:46:30.580 he's like everywhere he's like oh mama i was i did 20k steps literally yeah i'm like well fuck 0.98
00:46:37.780 so then me and him i just schlep across the whole fucking festival i try to find this shit by the 0.98
00:46:42.380 way we found it no fucking way we found it in the back of goby who knew everything's in the back 0.96
00:46:49.000 and you know it's funny it's like it's it's similar to one of my friends from college too 0.72
00:46:52.740 where she she was exactly like this also but it was one of those where like you have simultaneously
00:46:58.160 the best and also worse luck totally like you will lose your important documents but you'll
00:47:04.380 find them untouched and nothing stolen totally it's so strange exactly that's why like it's such
00:47:09.280 a divine protection to me that is exactly you're pure of heart that's why i was in toronto and you
00:47:15.500 have to obviously have a passport passport to get into toronto yeah i was in toronto i had my
00:47:19.760 passport everything was fine the day i land i walk through um customs i have my passport i show them
00:47:25.420 all is good I I get into my apartment for the first time shooting adults yeah I'm like where's
00:47:30.200 my password I can't find it for the entire three month three months that I was there I couldn't
00:47:33.920 find my password the day I was leaving I was freaking out obviously I couldn't find my password
00:47:37.700 I'm like there it is I found it I'm like but I literally could but I could not my my ID was
00:47:44.140 expired so I couldn't go to bars yeah like the whole time I was there I was stuck I was stuck 0.89
00:47:47.940 inside of my fucking apartment and then of course the day I'm leaving I'm like well there's my 0.93
00:47:51.760 password i'm like should we go to a bar now you like literally my friend in college i always joke 0.99
00:47:56.800 that like i would have never done anything fun without her which is who you are and she would
00:48:02.060 have died without me wait so people like you need friends like me and vice versa a hundred percent
00:48:08.260 like that's why because i'm a virgo so that's why i that is so stressful to me and it's funny you
00:48:13.460 say that too because when i went to canada last year with my sister and my my team because we did
00:48:17.800 a live show at jfl in uh vancouver oh my god the like i want to say like the day before we left
00:48:24.760 my fiance goes we'd been there for like four or five days so the day before we left we had an
00:48:29.820 early morning flight he's like do you have my debit card i never touch his debit card so i go
00:48:35.600 no i don't why and he goes i don't know where it's at and i go like at all or he goes 0.98
00:48:43.700 no but it's all right i'll just cancel it not a big deal and i was like are you fucking getting 0.85
00:48:49.700 me and he's like no i have my passport and stuff like because he well actually it wasn't just a 0.77
00:48:53.720 day at first he asked me about debit card but then he found out he lost his entire wallet
00:48:56.820 i was like including your id i'm shaking he goes yes but i have my passport so it's fine
00:49:03.240 and i was like oh my god oh my god oh my god and i was like you're not stressed out at all he's
00:49:08.180 like no i mean like i can cancel the cards and like i mean i'm bummed about the wallet loved
00:49:12.440 that thing but you know I'm dead he's just so like yeah you know well that is literally me I
00:49:18.180 have gotten into the car at LAX okay driven home and then been like oh my god I didn't take my 0.80
00:49:24.660 check luggage it's still on the fucking conveyor belt I've done that without your suitcase I left
00:49:30.860 without my suitcase I was like woo you know it's so great to travel late like in the car I'm like 0.97
00:49:35.740 you did not literally the guy's like how was your trip I'm like oh my god I was there for months
00:49:39.920 meanwhile I'm like he's like thinking like this man's a sociopath you have to check I literally
00:49:44.880 I just was like I was home I was like well gotta put my feet up it's hard traveling and then I'm 0.99
00:49:50.520 like oh with those suitcases fuck I'm like what the fuck it's horrible and then of course you're 0.99
00:49:58.320 freaking out that it gets stolen like yeah it's a disaster imagine my boyfriend yeah there's like 1.00
00:50:03.840 probably about 10 minutes where he he ever shows stress totally and then it's all acceptance after
00:50:09.840 that that's it's all acceptance and solutions after that it's all like well it is what it is
00:50:15.420 like and i that energy i yearn for but also probably really annoys you yeah yeah because
00:50:22.880 of how i am as a person it is stressful to me but it's also really good growth practice for me
00:50:28.200 because there is something really beautiful in that like being so disconnected from stuff like
00:50:33.900 that because i have a control issue so that's why i'm like that stuff never happens to me because i
00:50:38.240 need the control totally but you people like you people like my man are very like what happens
00:50:43.900 will happen and what happens happens it's really funny and it's a beautiful thing it is yeah i i'm
00:50:49.960 i did this thing the uh last year was it last year or beginning of this year called girl room
00:50:55.220 it was like a tiktok show where we go into girls rooms and it's they're so messy and we have to
00:50:59.760 organize them and i was the host of it and it was so much fun and then i was realizing 0.99
00:51:04.880 every I am that girl so I was like why am I the host of this I am girl do you know what I mean
00:51:12.440 and I was like there's clips of me talking with my friend Emma in one of her vlogs and it's me
00:51:19.000 being like let's normalize clutter and then I'm like wait says the host of girl room I'm like
00:51:24.400 this is a disaster it's hilarious if anything it's funny at that point it's even more funny 0.77
00:51:29.920 it's funny even um last year i turned when i turned 30 um my family my friends and family
00:51:35.320 like got like a house in like palm springs and we went out there for a few days because like
00:51:38.620 what i wanted for my 30th birthday more than anything was to do nothing at all wait i was
00:51:42.380 like i want to like i want to swim i want to tan i want to eat and i want to sleep like that's what
00:51:46.960 i want to do and not look at your phone and not be bothered about work and just yeah it's the best
00:51:50.880 i was like i want to unplug entirely and like go relax and it was the best and the last day we were
00:51:57.220 there like full day um there was like a volleyball court in the backyard like there was like a pool
00:52:02.420 and there was like a big lawn and then there was a volleyball court on there and my family and i
00:52:07.160 love volleyball so we were all playing and my my man was like running to go like get one of the
00:52:14.440 passes or whatever and there's like you know those ropes that like stake into the ground of course
00:52:19.860 to hold the net he literally runs into it almost decapitates himself like literally it like he hit 0.96
00:52:26.680 that shit so hard there was like a huge like line but i got him this necklace from david yerman 0.97
00:52:33.040 and there's two two chains on it both of them are our signs and it's his favorite necklace 0.99
00:52:37.180 so literally it he hit that shit so hard it ripped the chain both charms flew off into the grass and 0.99
00:52:46.640 then we made sure he was okay first and then he was like my fucking necklace like it's like and 0.99
00:52:51.260 the grass was high it was like this high and so we had the idea to get a metal detector so then 0.98
00:52:57.340 my cousin and my mom went to the store bought a metal detector came back we fucking found them 0.69
00:53:02.620 if you can fucking believe it we found them like there was no way when i tell you the charms are 0.97
00:53:07.920 like this fucking big it's also so funny because you buying a metal detector i feel like that's 0.97
00:53:14.380 like the first thing like what it like if i were checking you out and you were buying a metal 0.98
00:53:18.660 I'd be like what the hell are you doing yeah follow that person yeah yeah someone follow that
00:53:22.940 person yeah what is the what the hell that's so yeah and they sell they sell them at like Lowe's
00:53:28.080 so I like I found one online and we went and got it because I was like I was really sad about the
00:53:32.860 necklace too my man was so sad and I'm and I'll be honest I'm trying not to be mad even though
00:53:37.240 it wasn't his fault I was trying not to be mad because of course that happens to him is your
00:53:41.780 neck okay your necklace that's gone how do you feel about that yeah and the necklace yeah how's
00:53:46.840 that and i and it was purely because like of course that happens to him yeah like of course
00:53:52.760 it does that's why i said on the last day we had a couple more hours of sun of course trying to
00:53:57.520 have fun of course of course and then we are so type b it's so sad we're like type f yeah that's
00:54:04.720 like so sad so type b it's so like well but he wasn't like that about the necklace he was actually
00:54:09.920 really sad about it and we were trying to find it and then um i think my brother actually found it
00:54:14.700 Like, my brother was using the metal detector, and he was like, I found it.
00:54:18.380 Or no, my brother wasn't there.
00:54:19.500 No, he was.
00:54:20.040 He was there.
00:54:20.800 I mean, it's a breath of fresh—but you know what's so funny?
00:54:23.300 When I find something that I lose, I'm always like, oh, my God, I knew I'd find it.
00:54:27.740 And my boyfriend's like, what?
00:54:29.560 It's been four days and 900 hours of sweat and tears.
00:54:34.340 Yeah, they're like, I told you it'd be fine.
00:54:36.200 Right, exactly.
00:54:36.940 I'm like, don't worry.
00:54:37.820 I knew I'd find it.
00:54:38.480 Woo, yay.
00:54:39.080 Okay.
00:54:39.800 And now for a very special segment called Whose Mother, brought to you by Sephora, the only place you need to shop this year for Mother's Day.
00:54:51.480 So today we're going to explore different mother figure values like being strong, aspirational, and amazing.
00:55:00.660 So we're talking about moments that are giving mother.
00:55:03.800 Do you have any recent moments in your life that were giving mother to you?
00:55:07.700 Let me think about this.
00:55:08.840 This is good.
00:55:09.280 this is good this is good you can think about coachella maybe there was some performances you
00:55:13.240 saw that were giving mother oh god well sabrina was giving mother she was oh my god you know what's
00:55:19.520 so crazy i watched sabrina in person yeah and then it was unbelievable and then i went home
00:55:24.760 and watched the live stream and i was like oh my god and it holds up on a little phone hell yeah
00:55:30.440 i'm like this is insane um what else is giving mother i what else is giving mother to me i will
00:55:38.880 say Slater is giving mother totally love Slater giving mother to me I listened to her song crank 0.95
00:55:45.340 I listened to it on like a fucking loop at the gym the other day I felt like I could run through a
00:55:49.360 wall I was like I can accomplish anything I put my mind to I love those songs and Slater's music 0.99
00:55:55.140 does this to you where where you like pick up a weight and you're like I fucking got this
00:55:58.880 and it's so heavy you're like well maybe not but it's real soundtrack yeah it's making you believe 0.85
00:56:04.600 you could do anything that's so yeah so i'd say anything and everything slater right now is giving
00:56:08.960 mother to me i love that i love that look at us also sabrina and i saw you post about your sabrina
00:56:14.540 and your man on the cover of that magazine how this is honestly that covers mother it is that
00:56:20.300 cover is giving mother my boyfriend snatched pony i'm like oh my god it's so it's like it's pulling
00:56:25.580 his face back in a way that i've never seen i'm like this is you got a facelift whoever you're
00:56:29.340 buying for make sure y'all check out sephora for your mother's day gifts because a beauty gift
00:56:35.760 from sephora lets mom know that she is both loved and cherished and with the mother's day gift sets
00:56:43.080 sephora has made that even easier shop mother's day gifts at sephora a memory i have of you and
00:56:49.840 i when i was on your podcast was when we were trying to theorize ways to tell your man about
00:56:55.500 when he does propose to you with the ring yeah it can't be that boo fast ugly one when we were
00:57:01.300 like theorizing like how can we do this how how of course that's such a core memory of that by the
00:57:06.680 way with you and me as well and me as well because that was a scary time in my life when i thought he
00:57:10.620 was giving me the ugliest ring possible and meanwhile it was just in his styling kit for
00:57:15.160 for one of his girls and i hope i hope one of his girls looked at the ring and said that's but
00:57:20.980 that's but i'm not putting yeah tell him tell him yeah yeah yeah yeah okay i do have some fun facts
00:57:27.540 about you and i'd love to give you some okay this one says you once fled a hit and run as the victim
00:57:34.140 someone hit your car but left because you left because you were late for a nail appointment
00:57:39.460 yeah that's true and what about it yes so i uh-huh so i got in a really bad car accident
00:57:48.340 not my fault yeah their fault they really hit me it was they hit me from the back which is always
00:57:54.040 their fault who knew even though i probably stopped but it was still their fault according
00:57:58.420 to the law right it was still their fault and it was really bad my bumper came off it was a disaster
00:58:03.420 and um yeah i i had to go to my nail appointment i had to make it don't know what else there is
00:58:10.140 and they were like trying to find their insurance and i looked at them and i said
00:58:12.900 we'll figure this out I said well this this will all so you'll call me yeah people call my people
00:58:18.720 they were like I don't know how to find I was like it's all good girl I got in the car I zoomed
00:58:22.100 I got I had to go I had to see Yuka I gotta go I have things to do I gotta go totally I was
00:58:28.900 already late by the way and I've been I I'm the kind of person that's already late I've done this
00:58:33.640 once where you're 15 minutes late and they're like don't do it again but we'll take you do
00:58:38.080 know what i mean and i can't do it again then yes i'm you're so me that is where we are a lot alike
00:58:43.200 too because i am working on my lateness i'm always late i always tell people i'm like well this is
00:58:48.560 like maybe people of color understand it better totally because like when you tell your friends
00:58:53.080 like okay let's say you're throwing a barbecue and you're inviting your friends you tell them 12
00:58:56.600 you expect everyone to show up at 2 totally like i'm shooting early like 12 and then they'll show
00:59:00.900 up at 2 and then when they show up at 12 you're like you're here early no no no if they showed
00:59:04.700 up if i invite someone at seven for dinner and they're not there at nine i'm the food's not ready
00:59:09.860 so sit on the couch love there's a lot on the couch i'll turn on the tv for you i'll turn on
00:59:15.320 cartoons i'll turn on the roku for you literally literally what do you like little einsteins like
00:59:20.620 what do you want no no two hours i know like sometimes i'd be like i my very first actual
00:59:25.940 valentine's day that i spent with my man he was like i was still working nine to five so i didn't
00:59:31.480 get off until i think i got off a little bit early at like 4 30 and then i had to drive home i had to
00:59:36.220 get ready and then he made dinner reservations and he was like um i made a reservation for this time
00:59:41.740 you know what i mean just be ready by this time whatever i'm like okay and then i was i was a
00:59:45.580 little late which he already knew i was late and it was kind of far away and so we were driving i
00:59:50.580 was like i'm so sorry i'm late i'm so sorry i'm late because it's new you know what i mean so
00:59:54.020 he's not used to it yet so i'm like i'm so sorry i'm so sorry and then he was like honestly it's
00:59:57.920 okay i thought maybe you might be late so i made two reservations at two different restaurants so
01:00:02.880 since we're not making this one it's okay because the second one's actually better and had a deposit 0.96
01:00:06.860 so i'm actually glad we're making that one instead and i was like that's my fucking man that's that's 0.96
01:00:13.120 when you know you're you're marrying him yeah that's what i'm saying you know you're marrying 0.96
01:00:17.320 him meanwhile before a ring mama yeah totally before a ring this is in the beginning yes this
01:00:23.460 is beautiful first valentine's day ever it was a beautiful thing okay i have more fun facts about
01:00:27.540 this next one says there is a hidden video on the internet of owen and molly gordon singing
01:00:32.000 a cover of the jackson fives i want you back from 2013
01:00:35.580 and you know who wrote that in i don't think so i really don't think so
01:00:44.580 that's so weird that somebody's posing as me i have so many fans 0.99
01:00:49.600 it's ai the ai dupes are getting out of control you guys this ai is shit god i didn't say that 0.97
01:00:57.520 and I didn't sing that either um yeah there is that I was in a band with Molly Gordon 0.99
01:01:01.740 Molly Gordon and I had a band love it was it was called Lewis and June my middle name and hers
01:01:08.280 okay genius wait that's actually so cute you guys are so onto that Coachella yeah
01:01:13.120 wait that's tea um and we recorded all a lot of covers and we um and we loved our covers
01:01:23.960 was it just the two of you and a man named taylor mackle taylor mackle went on to produce lizzie 0.97
01:01:29.140 mcalpine taylor mackle is killing it is taylor mackle found his fucking stride 0.96
01:01:34.880 you're all and he forgot all about literally literally i i'm like texting taylor mackle to 0.97
01:01:39.980 get me tickets into lizzie mcalpine i'm like hey i'll sit in the back i don't care i love lizzie 0.62
01:01:44.620 she's the best she is so fucking talented yeah she's the best and so sweet yeah okay well i'm
01:01:50.340 I'm excited to maybe see that one day. 0.66
01:01:52.640 Oh, yeah, yeah, you'll see it.
01:01:53.440 When you have, like, your, like, induction into Hall of Fame
01:01:56.340 or, like, Hollywood Walk of Fame.
01:01:58.100 When you have something like that, then they play something like that.
01:01:59.240 I don't think I'll ever have that, but if I do and that video plays,
01:02:01.940 I'll be like, you don't have to put the star down.
01:02:04.180 Forget it, forget it, forget it.
01:02:05.200 Like, don't worry about that.
01:02:06.040 When you and Molly Gordon go on to win an Oscar together.
01:02:08.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:02:09.120 Oh, my God.
01:02:10.260 That's, like, Michael B. Jordan and Ryan Coogler.
01:02:13.260 That's you guys.
01:02:14.340 Wait.
01:02:14.920 Oh, my God, I made a fisting.
01:02:16.060 I have absolute chills.
01:02:17.000 And I have chills mostly because if that video is anywhere involved, again, it's all good.
01:02:22.660 Skip the Oscars.
01:02:23.420 Please no, please no.
01:02:23.740 Yeah, it's all good.
01:02:24.460 It's all good.
01:02:25.040 Okay.
01:02:25.960 Other fun ones.
01:02:27.440 It says that you are a massive Brandy fan and one year in elementary school dressed as Brandy's Cinderella for Halloween.
01:02:35.400 I mean, that's, I'm not embarrassed by it because that's, yeah.
01:02:38.820 I loved her version of Cinderella was my favorite version.
01:02:43.740 It's the only version that exists. 0.99
01:02:46.320 so fucking her and whitney houston in a room together singing impossible i have i i'm hard 0.99
01:02:52.680 i'm hard this is i have a huge boner i have a huge boner you guys it's crazy what's going on 0.99
01:02:59.060 that's why i have to cross my leg it's crazy yeah i'm obsessed that is so honestly you have been 0.98
01:03:05.660 that girl for a very long time it would seem you said fucking drag totally and you know what's 0.91
01:03:10.600 funny is every time i got a chance to dress up i would dress as a boy so there is something in 0.99
01:03:15.220 that i think you and i were separated at birth this is special you and i this is special i'll
01:03:19.860 lose my car keys you'll find them you'll dress as a boy and i'll just as a girl look at us this is
01:03:23.980 really special okay if it never works out we could do lavender marriage fine i'm down yeah 0.99
01:03:27.560 fuck it we've heard it here first i'm fucking down i'll do in a few years by the way 0.99
01:03:31.380 okay last one fact uh it says that your great grandmother used to tell you it's extremely bad 1.00
01:03:39.880 luck to wear hats in bed wait that's so true she would yes about you wait wait wait she i'm not
01:03:46.400 allowed to put a hat on the bed like when i'm packing and you like okay everyone's gonna think
01:03:50.100 i'm gross because i put my suitcase on the bed when i'm packing i know it's disgusting it's 0.63
01:03:52.980 disgusting and gross and ew where's that suitcase man it's been on my bed it's on my bed and i put 0.78
01:03:59.760 a hat on the bed it's something in me is like oh my god oh my god oh my god you're not you're not 0.96
01:04:04.100 that is so interesting and now that you told me i'm probably going to abide by that do it that's
01:04:09.860 So I believe, especially when like older women tell you, I'm like, you know something. 0.98
01:04:15.060 Come on. 0.98
01:04:15.420 You have information.
01:04:16.540 She knew something.
01:04:17.020 And by the way, I feel like it's worked in my favor.
01:04:20.440 Ever since I haven't put a hat on the bed, I haven't, I was going to say I haven't lost
01:04:24.340 anything, but that's not true.
01:04:25.280 I lost my passport recently.
01:04:26.700 I need to find it.
01:04:28.080 No, but you haven't experienced that kind of bad luck.
01:04:30.600 Totally.
01:04:30.840 So that's good.
01:04:32.020 There you go.
01:04:32.420 Okay.
01:04:32.680 Something to it.
01:04:33.440 Honestly.
01:04:33.840 And I'm superstitious as hell.
01:04:35.400 So am I.
01:04:35.660 So I feel like I'm going to adopt that now.
01:04:38.100 Come on.
01:04:38.440 Come on.
01:04:38.720 Adopt it.
01:04:39.100 Adopt it.
01:04:39.580 i trust your great-grandmother i do too i do too ultimately well thank you so much for coming oh my
01:04:44.400 god i want to come back every day i know such a light oh my god you're a light you're the funniest
01:04:48.600 person thank you that's literally if i had comedy idols you'd be one of them katherine o'hara and
01:04:54.460 you and that's my truth wow big shoes that's my i love her sorry well i have to just in a moment
01:05:00.320 of seriness for a sec i really do think you are so incredible and i think you're so special and
01:05:05.760 i'm so glad that you are on the rise that you're on right now and it's so deserved and it's gonna 0.78
01:05:11.780 be amazing i literally think everyone is so lucky to have you you're a fucking thank you so much 0.90
01:05:16.200 unless finds out that i lied to her believe that believe that unless that and then in that case my 0.97
01:05:22.960 career is in the well you know what i have your back thank you i'll back your lie thank you so
01:05:27.640 yeah thank you i'll back what meanwhile just telling everyone that i lied yeah she sees this 0.75
01:05:32.400 she goes what the hell
01:05:33.640 I'm a genius
01:05:34.820 well you know
01:05:35.320 she's a huge fan
01:05:35.960 of the comments
01:05:36.280 well of course
01:05:36.880 she's coming next
01:05:37.660 we know that
01:05:38.280 obviously
01:05:38.960 but thank you so much
01:05:40.180 for coming back
01:05:40.660 I love you 0.98
01:05:41.120 I fucking love you 0.99
01:05:41.800 I love you 0.98
01:05:42.240 you're the best
01:05:42.700 you're a genius
01:05:43.280 please tell everyone
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01:05:46.600 oh my god
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01:05:52.400 I know
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01:05:56.060 everything
01:05:56.480 and then watch adults
01:05:57.500 it's on Hulu
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01:06:02.160 but we will soon
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01:06:06.740 I fucking love you 0.99
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