The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

00:00:00.000 You ever been to Topgolf? That place sucks.

00:00:02.300 So sorry, I'm sick. I'm sick of y'all lying.

00:00:04.940 I'm raising a boy, and he likes Topgolf.

00:00:08.600 So leave us alone, because yeah, I go to Topgolf.

00:00:13.040 And what the fuck else you gonna say about it, huh?

00:00:15.500 I go to Topgolf, I go to Lazer Tag, I go to fucking golf carton.

00:00:19.880 That's fun.

00:00:20.560 What's a go-carton?

00:00:21.820 That's fun. I've done that.

00:00:23.440 Can't do it with braids.

00:00:24.540 No.

00:00:24.880 See some wicked shit.

00:00:30.000 Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show,

00:00:35.800 starring me, your favorite.

00:00:37.080 Again, once again, nobody cares about me.

00:00:38.860 I say that joke every time, but it gets worse with every episode.

00:00:41.960 You guys don't give a fuck about me anymore.

00:00:43.860 Anyways, I'll save that for my therapist.

00:00:45.920 On to the guest.

00:00:47.100 Today we have the amazing, the iconic, the legendary Rico Nasty.

00:00:51.660 Woo!

00:00:54.980 Welcome.

00:00:55.960 Hi.

00:00:56.200 Welcome to the show.

00:00:57.240 I'm so happy to have you.

00:01:00.000 I, wait, hold on.

00:01:01.680 I'm gonna address the elephant in the room.

00:01:02.720 Okay.

00:01:02.940 Not me.

00:01:03.980 Um, that's a joke men make every time I say that.

00:01:06.260 They're like, you're the real elephant.

00:01:07.660 Are you serious?

00:01:08.360 Yeah, every time.

00:01:08.940 It's not even a good joke.

00:01:10.140 You're telling me, bitch.

00:01:11.420 But I will say, I knew Rico was gonna dress so fucking cool, so I decided to dress not

00:01:17.220 cool, but cottagecore.

00:01:18.500 She's a pilgrim.

00:01:19.540 Yeah, pilgrim.

00:01:20.400 Pilgrim vibes.

00:01:21.200 Colonizer vibes.

00:01:22.160 Those are my vibes today.

00:01:23.380 Yes.

00:01:24.220 Yes.

00:01:24.620 And I like it.

00:01:25.300 I'm so happy to have you.

00:01:26.200 I like you.

00:01:27.120 Thank you.

00:01:27.840 I'm obsessed with you.

00:01:28.680 You're amazing.

00:01:29.100 I'm a little bit nervous.

00:01:29.420 I'm not gonna lie.

00:01:30.160 Why are you so nervous?

00:01:30.760 Because you roast so well.

00:01:33.080 This is true.

00:01:34.080 You roast unbelievably well.

00:01:35.320 And I'm from the DMV, and we like to roast all the time, so I'm just surprised you're

00:01:39.080 not from there.

00:01:39.660 I think you're like the funniest person ever.

00:01:41.860 Thank you.

00:01:42.360 I can't wait to roast today.

00:01:42.920 That's such an honor to hear from you.

00:01:44.660 I've been a fan for so long.

00:01:46.440 No fucking way.

00:01:47.820 That's crazy.

00:01:48.760 I was like really excited when I saw you followed me.

00:01:50.660 I was like, period.

00:01:51.600 I actually followed you during a really crazy, yeah, well, during a time when the Neanderthals

00:01:55.300 were like.

00:01:56.000 Yeah, it was pretty bad.

00:01:57.460 Yeah.

00:01:57.600 They were all over me.

00:01:58.720 But you, you, you, you, you got me through it.

00:02:01.060 I felt real like, like, you know, like Godzilla gets like dropped off almost, and then it's

00:02:06.240 like, ah, like just like, that was me.

00:02:08.620 I got dropped off, like on, into TikTok.

00:02:10.920 That's their fault.

00:02:11.620 That's their fault.

00:02:12.320 Now they're mad at me.

00:02:12.800 And you know what I love about it, though?

00:02:14.500 I just love how every time I see a video and they're talking shit, I know, I just know

00:02:19.560 you're gonna do it.

00:02:20.600 You're gonna do it.

00:02:21.400 I laugh as they're doing it to themselves.

00:02:23.660 I laugh.

00:02:24.440 I say, ooh, she gonna get you.

00:02:27.340 She gonna get your ass.

00:02:28.600 Just like, she's gonna get your ass and you're gonna be like, what did I do?

00:02:31.880 Yeah.

00:02:32.160 And every time it's very like, why would she do this to me?

00:02:35.260 And it's like, well, because I wanted to, honestly.

00:02:38.500 But there's also a pattern.

00:02:40.120 Yeah, I think so.

00:02:41.300 I mean, they never really, they never really own up to it, but they do get very mad at me

00:02:45.320 for following it.

00:02:46.780 It's kind of like, you know, if you really wanted to be a clown, I'll give you the stage.

00:02:51.180 I'll pitch the tank, give you the nose.

00:02:53.080 Give you the crowd.

00:02:53.820 Take the stage, babe.

00:02:54.660 Let's see it.

00:02:54.920 Come on.

00:02:55.700 They don't really like it then.

00:02:56.920 At that point, they're kind of like, oh, she's just a bully.

00:02:59.500 I'm nervous now.

00:03:00.500 Yeah, even then.

00:03:01.300 It's not funny.

00:03:01.560 I've even said, I'm like, I am a bully.

00:03:03.160 I bully men all the time for a living, actually.

00:03:06.020 Do you have any brothers?

00:03:07.160 I do.

00:03:07.640 I have a younger brother.

00:03:08.500 Wow.

00:03:08.620 I like that.

00:03:09.480 Yeah.

00:03:09.880 I have a younger brother.

00:03:10.960 I have a dad.

00:03:11.800 I have a boyfriend.

00:03:13.200 Yeah.

00:03:13.560 Oh, yeah.

00:03:14.280 Then they think.

00:03:15.000 They're like, she hates men.

00:03:16.300 She doesn't have men.

00:03:17.260 And then you're like, with your man, like.

00:03:21.000 And my man is objectively good looking.

00:03:23.880 Oh, yeah.

00:03:24.500 And they're like.

00:03:25.940 Well, I'm going to.

00:03:27.040 I'm short circuit.

00:03:28.060 I'm not supposed to talk about my man.

00:03:30.300 So we're not going to talk about that.

00:03:31.540 That's fine.

00:03:32.100 We can talk about mine.

00:03:33.660 Let's talk shit about him.

00:03:34.500 What's his sign?

00:03:35.900 He's a Libra.

00:03:36.840 He's a Libra.

00:03:38.120 Can't really talk shit about them.

00:03:40.140 Not many on my shit list.

00:03:41.840 I mean, for him, I think he's a good balance to me because I'm a Virgo.

00:03:45.000 Oh.

00:03:45.900 Yeah.

00:03:46.200 So I'm like.

00:03:46.820 When I say that, everyone's like, that makes sense.

00:03:49.080 Yeah.

00:03:49.260 That makes sense.

00:03:49.760 You're so mean.

00:03:50.560 No.

00:03:50.720 That and me being someone, they get that too.

00:03:52.500 What?

00:03:52.920 You being a Virgo doesn't make you mean.

00:03:55.060 It's just like a receipt keeping.

00:03:57.060 I don't know a mean Virgo, actually.

00:03:59.380 Virgo women are very mean.

00:04:00.720 That's a compliment.

00:04:01.560 The men are mean.

00:04:02.760 Just like Beyonce.

00:04:03.700 I bet she's mean.

00:04:04.180 I like men.

00:04:04.520 I like mean women.

00:04:06.420 Me too.

00:04:07.160 It's something about it that's like, yeah, do that shit.

00:04:10.000 Yeah.

00:04:10.420 Because people are too nice.

00:04:11.740 I agree.

00:04:12.480 Especially women.

00:04:13.080 Yeah.

00:04:13.680 Even me sometimes.

00:04:14.440 I feel like I'm too nice.

00:04:15.540 So when I see a girl being me and I say, ooh, bring her over here so I can learn a trick.

00:04:20.300 How the fuck do you say no?

00:04:22.060 What's your sign?

00:04:23.220 I'm a Taurus.

00:04:24.260 I love Taurus women.

00:04:25.920 Really?

00:04:26.080 I get along with Taurus women very well.

00:04:28.060 We're good balance.

00:04:29.000 You know, I just cooked for my friends yesterday.

00:04:31.480 Love that for you.

00:04:32.440 And I'm going to start doing that a lot more, getting into my Taurus habits.

00:04:36.100 Yeah.

00:04:36.360 Your energy.

00:04:36.820 Yeah.

00:04:37.320 Because right now I'm just the Taurus that is stubborn.

00:04:41.640 I'm very stubborn.

00:04:42.480 I'm in my stubborn era.

00:04:44.360 In my nothing moves me era.

00:04:46.500 Well, then what do you mean you need to learn how to say no?

00:04:48.520 It sounds like you know.

00:04:49.960 No.

00:04:50.380 No?

00:04:51.080 You don't think so?

00:04:51.380 I still do stuff I don't want to do.

00:04:53.020 What the hell's going on?

00:04:54.520 And that's what's crazy.

00:04:55.660 Because I'm like, so fuck it.

00:04:57.620 Fuck everything.

00:04:58.280 And then I go do some shit that I don't want to do.

00:05:01.120 And you're like, all right.

00:05:01.780 Yeah, fine.

00:05:02.160 I'll do it.

00:05:02.380 Yeah.

00:05:02.920 What's wrong with you?

00:05:03.720 So you're in your cooking era?

00:05:05.200 You're trying to get in your home cooking era?

00:05:06.720 Yeah, I am.

00:05:07.420 My kid's getting older and McDonald's just won't suffice.

00:05:10.800 What kind of foods is he super into?

00:05:12.820 Your baby.

00:05:13.980 You know, like seafood bowls.

00:05:17.000 Rich.

00:05:17.980 He like going to Nobu.

00:05:19.640 Rich.

00:05:20.620 He really, really loves like sea bass, cauliflower.

00:05:25.140 Love that.

00:05:26.120 Tuna fish and peas.

00:05:27.380 I put the tuna fish and peas together.

00:05:28.540 And then sometimes, like I'll just keep McDonald's in the fridge for like a day or two.

00:05:34.380 And then I let him fuck that shit up because he like McDonald's and like we don't got McDonald's money.

00:05:38.060 So like we got to save it.

00:05:39.100 Like if it's a fry left in a bag, I'll put it in the fridge and make sure we eat it.

00:05:41.700 You're going to be like, liar.

00:05:43.000 No, that's for real.

00:05:45.880 I believe you.

00:05:47.080 I believe you.

00:05:47.720 Whatever you say, I'm going to believe you.

00:05:48.960 His favorite food right now is tacos.

00:05:50.480 And if you're lying, I'll believe you.

00:05:51.080 His favorite food is tacos.

00:05:52.340 That's his real favorite food?

00:05:53.420 Yeah.

00:05:53.980 I love that you're in your home cooking era.

00:05:55.400 I don't really cook much.

00:05:56.480 You don't?

00:05:57.660 No.

00:05:58.220 You look like your food would be good, though.

00:06:00.200 Yeah, probably.

00:06:01.140 I mean, I can make basics.

00:06:03.140 I can make like chicken and rice.

00:06:05.620 If you come from like a big family, do your family cooks a lot?

00:06:08.940 Yeah, but even in Samoan culture, like the men cook primarily.

00:06:12.320 So like my man cooks.

00:06:13.920 That's his gender role.

00:06:15.340 He's adhering to it.

00:06:16.480 I like that.

00:06:18.340 Because, I mean, you're supposed to be hunting that shit.

00:06:20.740 So at least you can do it.

00:06:21.940 He like prefers to cook.

00:06:24.260 He thinks I'm like a liability.

00:06:26.820 Which I disagree, personally.

00:06:28.640 Girl, I've set some shit on fire, too.

00:06:30.760 That's what I'm saying.

00:06:31.620 Why would you even want me in the kitchen?

00:06:33.260 I just don't want to be in there anyways.

00:06:34.840 So like that works out for me.

00:06:35.980 It's just like me being a passenger princess.

00:06:37.680 I love you do it for my kid.

00:06:39.320 Like I will, I want to do those, that mashed potato lava mountain.

00:06:44.840 Oh, I've seen that with the gravy in the middle.

00:06:46.380 I like doing shit like that.

00:06:47.480 Like if you've seen like my lunches and stuff, I make like little weird, happy little creatures.

00:06:51.860 But I'm not making no gourmet shit.

00:06:53.460 Yeah, I'm sure as hell not.

00:06:55.880 That's for fucking sure.

00:06:56.700 I make my parents come and then they cook and then I make them cook a lot to last us.

00:07:01.060 I buy dinner for everyone.

00:07:02.360 I'm like, who wants dinner?

00:07:03.240 Oh, you're a baller.

00:07:04.300 I would rather do that than cook, but that's like my.

00:07:06.960 I only pay for dinner if the drink's real good.

00:07:09.560 I see.

00:07:10.200 Like if the drink's real good and I'm feeling it, like it's hitting.

00:07:12.400 I'm like, I'm paying.

00:07:13.340 I love y'all niggas.

00:07:14.240 I'm paying for everybody.

00:07:15.640 You feel me?

00:07:16.060 But if the drinks is weak, I'm looking at everybody like, you better send me $20.

00:07:20.540 You're like, I'll Venmo you for Venmo requests for $25.

00:07:23.620 That's good.

00:07:24.580 Make sure all them drinks is hitting y'all.

00:07:25.940 Are you a passenger princess?

00:07:27.040 Do you like to drive or do you?

00:07:28.640 I can't drive.

00:07:29.420 You can't?

00:07:30.220 I cannot.

00:07:30.980 Like legally?

00:07:31.420 So I have my license and all of that, but I'm not really a good driver.

00:07:35.800 Oh, by choice or just.

00:07:37.600 I just am not that person.

00:07:39.420 I like to smoke weed.

00:07:41.600 I feel like I like to chill.

00:07:43.680 I feel like and it's like too much going on.

00:07:46.120 It's like a car here.

00:07:47.560 Someone's turning.

00:07:48.900 There could be children in this car.

00:07:50.440 There's an ambulance.

00:07:51.900 There's like signs and signals and then the lines on the street.

00:07:54.940 Who has time to do it?

00:07:55.780 There's too many things happening.

00:07:56.640 Too many things happening.

00:07:57.500 And I refuse to do it.

00:07:58.920 Oh, you know what?

00:07:59.680 Good for you.

00:08:00.420 I'm with you on that.

00:08:01.160 I can't do it.

00:08:01.840 I'm like, my boyfriend prefers to drive.

00:08:04.540 So I'm like, period.

00:08:06.080 I'm like.

00:08:06.240 I really.

00:08:07.120 You know what?

00:08:07.720 You need to like take him.

00:08:10.640 Go to Build-A-Bear Workshop.

00:08:12.720 Get the new update.

00:08:13.940 Clearly.

00:08:15.380 Register him in so they can like copy him.

00:08:17.680 Because there's a lot of people that need this.

00:08:18.920 Just start churning him out.

00:08:19.220 This is insane.

00:08:20.280 Like that's not fair.

00:08:21.240 Where does someone like?

00:08:22.320 Come on.

00:08:24.380 Hello, it's your boy.

00:08:25.960 That's why maybe date a Polynesian guy.

00:08:28.180 Oh, I love Polynesian sauce.

00:08:30.340 I love Polynesian sauce.

00:08:32.060 From Chick-fil-A.

00:08:32.980 Yeah.

00:08:33.540 It's not Polynesian at all, but I love the name.

00:08:36.600 I hate when they do that.

00:08:38.120 You know General Tso's is not real?

00:08:40.000 Oh, General Tso's.

00:08:40.760 I went to China.

00:08:41.620 They said, girl, what the fuck is that?

00:08:43.460 That's like fettuccine Alfredo.

00:08:45.100 Like in Italy.

00:08:46.200 That doesn't exist.

00:08:47.120 Yeah, I know.

00:08:47.820 Damn it.

00:08:47.880 So they're like, we don't have fettuccine Alfredo.

00:08:49.800 Like if they can tell you're American.

00:08:51.180 We don't have that here.

00:08:52.040 Well, it's good to know that Americans know that the Polynesians got the sauce.

00:08:54.720 Regardless.

00:08:55.040 You know, they put it in some way, shape, or form.

00:08:57.640 Damn, that joke was right in front of me and I missed it.

00:08:59.480 You know, they got the sauce.

00:09:01.440 Yeah, that's a great joke.

00:09:03.300 I wish I thought of that.

00:09:03.900 You need to send me a link.

00:09:04.740 Send me some profiles.

00:09:05.540 Be my dating app.

00:09:06.420 Like, what's up?

00:09:07.360 Like, let's go.

00:09:08.120 Oh, yeah.

00:09:08.480 About Polynesian.

00:09:09.020 Okay.

00:09:09.300 You need to start a dating app.

00:09:10.900 Me, personally?

00:09:11.840 Yeah.

00:09:12.060 You need to start a dating app for men so they can stop being so sad.

00:09:17.780 Yeah.

00:09:18.000 Even with men, like, as soon as they identify.

00:09:21.160 Oh, you know what you should start?

00:09:22.680 You should start an app that can catch men cheating.

00:09:25.860 Like, it's like a girl, a bad bitch, she hops in the ends and she's like, hey, boy, how you doing?

00:09:30.400 And the girl can see if they were like.

00:09:32.660 I've caught someone cheating before.

00:09:34.380 Not on me.

00:09:35.000 Well, not necessarily on me.

00:09:36.820 I, like, was the other woman.

00:09:38.540 Oh, my God.

00:09:39.700 It was pretty horrible.

00:09:40.740 I said, ooh, I didn't.

00:09:41.920 Yeah, but then I went around him and I convinced her to leave him.

00:09:44.800 So that was my revenge.

00:09:46.560 As you fucking should.

00:09:47.500 Yeah.

00:09:47.780 They think they're so slick.

00:09:49.020 Yeah, they swear.

00:09:49.980 They think they're so slick.

00:09:51.120 Well, first of all, he was older than, he was, like, five or six years older than me and didn't have any social media at all.

00:09:55.740 Red flag.

00:09:56.420 What are you, Jason Bourne?

00:09:57.560 Get out of here.

00:09:57.760 Red flag when a guy doesn't have social media.

00:09:59.680 Don't believe him.

00:10:00.380 He has a fake page.

00:10:01.380 That's what I'm saying.

00:10:02.180 I'm like, you have something and you're hiding it from me.

00:10:04.700 You have to.

00:10:04.720 It's insane.

00:10:05.460 You just.

00:10:05.860 You know what's so funny, too, is, like, I was, like, so desperate to find something because I just knew something was off.

00:10:10.380 And I, like, paid money to this, like, newspaper website.

00:10:13.540 You know, sometimes you have to subscribe.

00:10:14.700 I literally subscribed so I could read something about him so I could find another last name so I could look it up.

00:10:20.640 And you found him.

00:10:21.420 I found his, like, profile that he swear he didn't have.

00:10:24.580 I ended up finding it because he told me a different last name.

00:10:26.960 Oh, let's flip the fucking rolls.

00:10:29.140 Let's get into lady time, bro.

00:10:30.920 Wait a minute.

00:10:31.740 Have you ever had a guy hack your iCloud?

00:10:33.840 Have my iCloud?

00:10:34.820 Yeah, hack it.

00:10:35.380 Hack it.

00:10:35.920 Oh, hack it.

00:10:37.020 No.

00:10:37.100 You know how you hack it.

00:10:38.180 Yeah.

00:10:38.740 No.

00:10:39.120 How do you do that?

00:10:39.620 Oh, my God.

00:10:40.780 What?

00:10:40.900 This thing is crazy.

00:10:42.640 Oh, my God.

00:10:43.220 A man's done that to you?

00:10:45.440 Bro, yeah.

00:10:46.600 That's crazy.

00:10:47.380 How did you get in there?

00:10:48.520 So you go in Apple and you can just go to your settings.

00:10:51.920 You can add somebody else's iCloud.

00:10:54.100 You can add your iCloud.

00:10:54.680 Oh, like another authorized person to get in there?

00:10:57.180 Yeah, on the phone.

00:10:57.580 Yeah.

00:10:57.980 And then, like, all your messages.

00:10:59.400 So he's, like, spying?

00:11:00.260 Will start going to that phone.

00:11:02.200 Damn.

00:11:02.760 What?

00:11:03.220 That's crazy.

00:11:04.000 Okay, well, I support women using that, not men.

00:11:06.760 Yeah.

00:11:07.940 You guys are sneaky little bitches.

00:11:09.560 Wait, I think now that you say that about the text thing, I think I have seen a TikTok

00:11:12.560 about that.

00:11:13.320 Yeah, it's some weird shit.

00:11:13.940 A girl said she, like, had done it because she had a feeling and it was right.

00:11:16.420 Oh, not she had done it.

00:11:17.700 I've had it.

00:11:18.060 No, no, no.

00:11:18.380 Like, she had a feeling her boyfriend was cheating and she, like, did it because she's

00:11:22.420 a smart girl.

00:11:22.920 And she was right.

00:11:23.380 She's a smart girl.

00:11:24.480 Yeah.

00:11:24.960 Intuition, you know.

00:11:25.700 Yeah, it's a scary feeling.

00:11:28.020 I mean, I ended up, he told me that.

00:11:30.660 I said, I'm out.

00:11:32.360 You're done.

00:11:32.540 When you said no social media, I was like, I don't believe you.

00:11:35.100 I'm going to go search this up.

00:11:36.240 Well, plus if they never want to see you in the daylight, that's kind of a bad sign, too.

00:11:40.320 So, that was my one where, you know, like, every girl has one where they just, like, all

00:11:44.740 the red flags are so glaring and they're huge and you just close your eyes.

00:11:48.080 That was my one.

00:11:49.080 That was my one.

00:11:49.920 I take that.

00:11:50.420 I took this.

00:11:51.040 I went home.

00:11:51.100 I have a theory that, like, I have to meet you in the daytime in order to consider you cool

00:11:55.240 because people are super cool at nighttime.

00:11:58.280 Yeah.

00:11:58.640 They're always so cool at night.

00:12:00.540 And then, like.

00:12:01.040 Their energy is better.

00:12:01.700 Bro, during the daytime, they're weird as fuck.

00:12:03.860 You can, like, see them for who they are.

00:12:05.680 And it's, like, weird.

00:12:06.460 It's like, ooh, you're like a fucking shrimp out of a shell or something.

00:12:09.000 Like.

00:12:09.340 It's like.

00:12:09.820 Like a turtle with no shell.

00:12:10.680 Yeah.

00:12:11.040 It's, like, weird.

00:12:11.800 Shrimp.

00:12:12.220 Shrimps don't have shells.

00:12:13.580 They do.

00:12:14.100 No, they don't.

00:12:14.640 Kind of.

00:12:15.060 Well.

00:12:15.460 Those little.

00:12:15.980 Yeah.

00:12:16.200 Things you crack off of them.

00:12:17.380 So, I guess, yeah.

00:12:18.160 Because you're just little noodle shrimp.

00:12:20.100 But, yeah.

00:12:20.680 That's a good rule to have, actually.

00:12:21.820 Yeah.

00:12:22.080 I always judge by that.

00:12:23.220 And nine times out of ten, if you meet a guy at night and he's super cool, you meet him during

00:12:27.220 the day, he's so fucking corny.

00:12:28.720 It's like, was I on crack last night or what?

00:12:30.760 Like.

00:12:31.640 What happened?

00:12:32.500 Did I sniff meth?

00:12:33.460 Or you're like.

00:12:34.640 I'm not sure.

00:12:35.720 I know.

00:12:36.140 I, like, did.

00:12:36.740 I did a work thing recently.

00:12:38.920 And a guy that I used to, like, date casually back in the day, like, years ago, was working

00:12:45.620 the event.

00:12:46.920 And I just ran into him.

00:12:48.200 And you're like, whoa.

00:12:49.360 And I was like, oh, my God.

00:12:51.720 When I saw him, I was like.

00:12:53.480 Like, what was I on?

00:12:54.580 Yeah.

00:12:54.880 If I could have, I would have pretended I didn't know him.

00:12:56.700 But I have no choice.

00:12:57.620 I have a few people that I look at like that.

00:12:59.720 And I say, girl.

00:13:02.700 Yeah.

00:13:03.120 You were.

00:13:04.020 I mean, the most fucked up part is my boyfriend was like, dude, come on.

00:13:06.660 I was like, you know what?

00:13:07.480 Bullshit.

00:13:08.000 First of all, you shut up.

00:13:09.660 No, there's nothing worse than.

00:13:11.480 First of all, he didn't look like that six years ago.

00:13:13.680 Okay.

00:13:14.080 First of all.

00:13:14.500 It was in his prime.

00:13:15.340 Yeah.

00:13:16.620 Goddamn.

00:13:17.180 First of all.

00:13:17.900 Bro looks like fucking.

00:13:19.600 Yeah, I know.

00:13:20.260 It's fucking sad.

00:13:21.200 Honestly.

00:13:21.600 Yeah.

00:13:21.780 We're at that age where you run into guys that that were like super, super hot.

00:13:25.940 And it's like, whoa.

00:13:27.620 Yeah.

00:13:28.140 I had a kid.

00:13:29.480 Bitch, you look like you live 40 lives.

00:13:31.580 Nigga, what the fuck?

00:13:33.560 I saw him.

00:13:34.520 I was like.

00:13:35.040 Stop drinking lean.

00:13:36.620 You know what's so crazy is like, you know, when I saw him, like, I obviously had to introduce

00:13:40.160 my boyfriend to him, which is just weird and awkward.

00:13:42.220 And I was like, oh, we went to college together.

00:13:45.420 And then he's like, yeah, college.

00:13:47.440 Oh, God.

00:13:48.060 You shut up.

00:13:49.080 Don't teach your fucking.

00:13:49.800 First of all, shut the fuck up.

00:13:51.740 You know.

00:13:52.300 I was like, you know, I don't.

00:13:53.000 Who you talk to?

00:13:53.960 I don't know her.

00:13:54.380 I can't.

00:13:54.820 I can't ever.

00:13:55.280 She's dead.

00:13:55.760 I can't ever introduce old and new because I have that Megan Thee Stallion line stuck in

00:14:00.660 my head.

00:14:01.920 What is it?

00:14:02.580 He tried to holler when you ain't looking.

00:14:04.400 Please stop shaking his hand, bro.

00:14:06.560 Fuck.

00:14:07.140 Because you can't.

00:14:07.960 I guess he going to be like, so don't even talk to them.

00:14:11.780 Don't even correlate.

00:14:12.820 We ain't even doing that.

00:14:14.000 Don't even talk.

00:14:14.440 Don't talk to him.

00:14:15.680 And you don't talk to him.

00:14:17.000 And they don't want y'all talking to me.

00:14:18.440 Yeah.

00:14:18.640 As far as I know, like, there's like there's like 20 versions of me and you had one of

00:14:22.540 them and she's dead.

00:14:23.760 I killed her.

00:14:24.760 You fucked the old buddy.

00:14:26.120 Yeah, exactly.

00:14:27.200 She's gone.

00:14:27.960 Don't know her.

00:14:28.520 She's dead.

00:14:28.980 She's dead.

00:14:29.520 Yeah.

00:14:30.040 Immediately.

00:14:30.720 Yeah.

00:14:31.100 Because where I pop my pussy is nobody's business.

00:14:34.420 Exactly.

00:14:34.840 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:35.400 I can pop my pussy.

00:14:36.920 Right now.

00:14:38.300 Who's to say you aren't?

00:14:39.280 And what you going to do?

00:14:41.060 What are you going to do about it?

00:14:42.520 Y'all going to sit here and watch.

00:14:51.320 Exactly.

00:14:52.020 They're going to admire it.

00:14:53.200 And that's the topic of our episodes today.

00:14:55.820 We're talking about the art of popping pussy.

00:14:57.560 What would you say is like your favorite time to pop your puss?

00:15:03.160 After I've done everything I needed to do for the day.

00:15:05.580 There you go.

00:15:07.260 A celebratory popping pussy.

00:15:08.800 Celebratory.

00:15:09.720 I feel like.

00:15:10.240 An accomplished one.

00:15:11.180 Exactly.

00:15:12.240 It's like a champagne toast.

00:15:13.900 It's productive popping your pussy.

00:15:15.740 It's productive.

00:15:15.940 Exactly.

00:15:16.280 It's a celebratory situation.

00:15:17.280 We're not.

00:15:17.800 You know.

00:15:18.700 And I do it every night.

00:15:20.240 So what's wrong with that?

00:15:21.080 We got to celebrate life.

00:15:22.200 Yeah.

00:15:22.400 Exactly.

00:15:23.260 It's like Kegels or like take your birth control every night.

00:15:25.860 My bestie told me about those things.

00:15:27.700 Kegels.

00:15:28.220 I don't know if they're for real.

00:15:30.380 I don't know if they're for real.

00:15:31.520 Yeah.

00:15:32.080 Sometimes I think those are like fairy tales that men made up and they've like made us.

00:15:36.760 But I do.

00:15:37.520 You know what I'm saying?

00:15:37.920 I don't know.

00:15:40.540 Because you know.

00:15:41.540 I feel like a little grip.

00:15:42.840 Because that's what a Kegel is.

00:15:44.140 Teach you how to grip on command.

00:15:45.860 But it's supposed to keep it tight.

00:15:47.140 So if you gripping on command and I don't know.

00:15:51.080 I think they like that.

00:15:52.020 But it's not about what they like.

00:15:53.200 It's more so about like the control.

00:15:54.960 The power of like oh my god the pussy is a muscle.

00:15:57.320 And I can like.

00:15:58.740 That's crazy.

00:16:00.140 That's insane.

00:16:00.700 Women in STEM honestly.

00:16:01.640 Women in fucking STEM.

00:16:02.640 Women in STEM.

00:16:03.100 I'm building a robot arm at home.

00:16:04.240 That's what the invention of Kegels was.

00:16:06.060 You didn't have robot arm.

00:16:07.400 Yeah.

00:16:08.560 You're going to be able to open a jar with that thing.

00:16:11.260 There you go.

00:16:12.100 Pop it right off.

00:16:12.780 I'm going to fucking take it to a show and hold their hands with it.

00:16:17.140 That's your meet and greet photos.

00:16:21.880 Oh my fuck.

00:16:22.960 And they would eat it up too.

00:16:24.140 They would.

00:16:24.460 They would.

00:16:24.840 They would love that.

00:16:25.820 Your fans would love that.

00:16:26.740 They're all for a little cyborg vibe.

00:16:29.160 They like that shit.

00:16:30.260 For a little like a little freaky shit.

00:16:32.000 Women in STEM.

00:16:32.560 Yeah.

00:16:32.680 Women in STEM.

00:16:33.260 A lot of freaky shit goes on.

00:16:34.440 I bet.

00:16:35.220 I can tell by the hair.

00:16:37.600 Yeah.

00:16:37.940 A lot of crazy shit goes on.

00:16:39.560 They're a little.

00:16:41.240 You know what?

00:16:41.980 Fun fact.

00:16:42.760 A fan made this wig.

00:16:44.340 A fan made this wig.

00:16:44.960 It's fucking sick honestly.

00:16:45.880 Her name's Ashton.

00:16:46.800 It's beautiful.

00:16:47.720 I hope I'm saying it right.

00:16:49.060 The color is so sick.

00:16:50.380 Yeah.

00:16:50.600 She did that.

00:16:51.400 She gave it to me at a show.

00:16:52.920 That's so nice.

00:16:53.560 They're so funny.

00:16:54.140 They come with the fucking wig head.

00:16:55.440 They say,

00:16:55.700 Rico.

00:16:56.140 I was like,

00:16:56.440 what?

00:16:57.540 You brought this in a fucking over?

00:16:58.900 They brought the whole wig head?

00:17:00.140 The whole wig head?

00:17:00.960 A wig cap?

00:17:01.500 They got to give you the illusion.

00:17:02.540 Yeah.

00:17:02.940 They're like,

00:17:03.280 well,

00:17:03.480 it looks weird if I just bring it.

00:17:04.840 They take their card to the bottom.

00:17:07.120 They're like,

00:17:07.460 don't fucking lose this.

00:17:08.560 And don't not tag me.

00:17:09.840 So Ashton.

00:17:11.300 That's fucking cool.

00:17:12.580 Yeah.

00:17:12.780 I love my fans.

00:17:13.560 You're creative.

00:17:14.220 Yeah.

00:17:14.360 That's so awesome.

00:17:15.420 My fans are so sweet.

00:17:16.820 They love me so much.

00:17:18.780 And sometimes they say things that I'm like,

00:17:20.680 okay.

00:17:21.400 How does it feel like love?

00:17:22.720 Oh,

00:17:23.080 girl.

00:17:23.580 Mine too.

00:17:24.660 Like when they see me and I have on like regular fucking shoes and I'm like,

00:17:28.800 yeah,

00:17:29.300 three feet shorter.

00:17:30.440 You're like,

00:17:31.440 um,

00:17:32.060 I thought you were going to be taller.

00:17:33.160 It's like,

00:17:33.480 it's almost like meeting wizard of Oz.

00:17:35.240 Yeah.

00:17:35.600 And he's not what you expected.

00:17:36.820 That's how they look at me.

00:17:37.560 They're like,

00:17:37.920 Oh,

00:17:38.260 so I thought you would be taller.

00:17:40.460 That's so funny.

00:17:41.120 I thought you would be smaller.

00:17:42.780 It was weird.

00:17:43.720 What the fuck do you want me to be?

00:17:45.440 What the fuck do you want me to be?

00:17:46.980 I get the opposite.

00:17:48.060 They're like,

00:17:48.400 wow,

00:17:48.520 you're so much bigger than I thought you were going to be.

00:17:50.360 And I'm like,

00:17:50.800 okay,

00:17:51.160 that word was a choice.

00:17:53.080 So thank you for that.

00:17:54.300 And then they always tell me I'm like much better looking in person,

00:17:57.420 which I'm like.

00:17:57.660 Oh yeah.

00:17:58.380 They tell me that too.

00:17:59.660 They tell me that too.

00:18:00.600 You're honestly such a fuck online,

00:18:02.080 but like,

00:18:02.620 I'm shocked.

00:18:03.140 I love the way you look at her.

00:18:04.260 You honestly scared the shit out.

00:18:05.460 You look like the exorcist online,

00:18:06.620 but in real life,

00:18:07.400 you don't even look like the grudge.

00:18:08.360 I saw you online.

00:18:08.940 I said,

00:18:09.440 Ooh,

00:18:09.880 and I saw you in person.

00:18:10.640 I was like,

00:18:10.960 wow,

00:18:11.180 she's like actually pretty.

00:18:12.140 I really love her.

00:18:12.820 I see the hype.

00:18:13.580 Yeah.

00:18:13.940 Yeah.

00:18:14.200 I hate those compliments.

00:18:15.300 I hate those.

00:18:16.160 They made me go home and like,

00:18:17.420 when I wipe off my makeup and say,

00:18:18.560 Oh,

00:18:19.040 they're real humbling.

00:18:20.040 They for sure are.

00:18:20.920 Yeah.

00:18:21.160 But I was,

00:18:21.580 you know what I was thinking about?

00:18:22.320 I was like,

00:18:23.080 I would rather it be that way than the opposite.

00:18:25.960 Like I photograph well,

00:18:27.180 but when they see me in life,

00:18:28.160 they're like,

00:18:29.140 put it back.

00:18:30.200 Yeah.

00:18:30.420 That's kind of that thing back where she came from.

00:18:32.260 You know what I mean?

00:18:32.920 Also help me.

00:18:35.220 I'm glad you got that reference.

00:18:37.340 Not many people get that reference.

00:18:38.960 Oh my God.

00:18:39.520 That's insane.

00:18:40.440 They got to get that reference.

00:18:41.560 They got to get that reference.

00:18:42.700 They have to.

00:18:43.560 Yeah.

00:18:43.920 The internet is weird.

00:18:45.780 It's so weird how they pick,

00:18:47.040 pick certain things for everybody.

00:18:48.620 Like everybody has a fucking thing that there's something wrong with them.

00:18:51.820 Yeah.

00:18:52.620 I mean,

00:18:52.920 you've been,

00:18:53.420 I know you've been in the industry for a while,

00:18:55.040 like in the music industry,

00:18:56.460 but obviously online too.

00:18:57.800 Like,

00:18:58.060 have you seen the music industry shift or change?

00:19:01.560 Oh,

00:19:01.660 hell yeah.

00:19:01.880 Like TikTok and anything?

00:19:03.300 Like,

00:19:03.600 you know,

00:19:04.380 I feel like you're one of the few artists that embraces TikTok.

00:19:07.480 I was wearing spikes.

00:19:08.680 Yeah.

00:19:08.840 They called me weird.

00:19:10.060 Yeah.

00:19:10.600 And now everybody's raw.

00:19:11.460 Sorry.

00:19:11.820 Like they,

00:19:12.300 they literally,

00:19:12.900 I was the weirdest.

00:19:13.600 I was pineapple head.

00:19:14.820 I was fucking,

00:19:15.820 Oh my God.

00:19:17.520 It was like literal dumb asses.

00:19:21.140 And then like,

00:19:21.860 they didn't see the vision.

00:19:23.040 They'll never see the vision.

00:19:24.280 Even,

00:19:24.700 even now I do shit.

00:19:25.740 And then I was like,

00:19:26.260 Oh,

00:19:26.380 you don't see the vision,

00:19:27.120 but yeah,

00:19:27.700 you bitches will take it eventually.

00:19:29.040 I don't really,

00:19:29.420 10 years from now,

00:19:30.220 you know,

00:19:30.740 three years from now,

00:19:31.760 two years from now.

00:19:32.320 Someone else is going to do it.

00:19:33.040 Yeah.

00:19:33.320 And it'll be okay.

00:19:33.860 Wow.

00:19:33.940 So innovative.

00:19:34.820 But I think that that's,

00:19:35.780 that's like,

00:19:37.120 I think that's the game.

00:19:38.080 That's how the game goes.

00:19:39.040 So you just have to keep,

00:19:40.580 just keep doing you and keep evolving.

00:19:42.740 And it,

00:19:43.060 it just becomes like,

00:19:44.440 who really cares at that point?

00:19:46.380 But yeah,

00:19:46.800 like in the beginning I used to be like,

00:19:47.900 what the fuck is going on?

00:19:49.380 I'm doing something wrong just because I want to dress different.

00:19:51.720 Like I'm not hurting nobody.

00:19:55.740 That I don't belong to.

00:19:56.700 I'm not holding guns that don't belong to me.

00:19:58.920 My guns belong to me.

00:20:00.180 That's a big thing for the bitches.

00:20:01.740 Like these is my guns.

00:20:02.920 Like I'm on some,

00:20:04.560 you know what I'm saying?

00:20:04.940 I'm like,

00:20:05.080 I'm popping shit.

00:20:06.120 Like,

00:20:06.400 but then it's like,

00:20:07.340 no,

00:20:07.680 like you're weird.

00:20:08.340 And you're trying to be this.

00:20:09.480 You're trying to be that.

00:20:09.960 I'm like,

00:20:10.180 okay.

00:20:10.400 And then,

00:20:10.760 and then everybody else do it.

00:20:11.920 And it's like,

00:20:12.200 Oh,

00:20:12.780 you like it.

00:20:13.700 That is very true.

00:20:14.580 It just means I was right.

00:20:15.900 And I like that.

00:20:16.740 Cause I'm always right.

00:20:18.220 Me.

00:20:19.000 Virgo core.

00:20:19.720 I'm always right.

00:20:20.720 It never fails.

00:20:21.960 I swear to God.

00:20:22.700 I just,

00:20:23.600 what we just do two weeks ago.

00:20:25.360 I don't even know if I'm allowed to talk about this.

00:20:26.740 That's how right I be.

00:20:27.960 Two weeks ago I said I was going to do something.

00:20:30.640 What happened is we,

00:20:31.420 we doing it.

00:20:32.680 Now what?

00:20:35.220 I can't go wrong.

00:20:36.440 That's literally me core.

00:20:37.560 I love being right.

00:20:38.920 Oh,

00:20:39.240 I love it.

00:20:39.800 Tickles me pink.

00:20:40.660 Me too.

00:20:41.080 You know what I mean?

00:20:41.360 When I get that little,

00:20:42.280 it's like it scratches a very particular part of my brain.

00:20:44.940 I don't need anything other than that.

00:20:47.500 To always be right.

00:20:48.940 Yeah.

00:20:49.160 And even when I'm not right,

00:20:50.440 I probably still was.

00:20:51.580 Yeah.

00:20:51.780 Low key.

00:20:52.420 That's even weird.

00:20:53.320 You know,

00:20:53.440 it's so funny.

00:20:54.080 I was like telling my boyfriend like,

00:20:56.720 cause I was nominated for a streamy and I went to the streamies on Sunday.

00:21:00.720 It's like a silly little like award show for like creators.

00:21:04.100 And my boyfriend kept saying like,

00:21:06.780 like I was in one particular category and I kept going,

00:21:09.440 Oh,

00:21:09.540 it's creator of the year.

00:21:10.680 And he goes,

00:21:11.260 no,

00:21:11.480 I'm pretty sure it's breakout.

00:21:12.800 And I was like,

00:21:13.580 so convinced.

00:21:14.520 I was like,

00:21:14.920 no,

00:21:15.040 you're wrong.

00:21:15.520 Like you're literally wrong.

00:21:16.380 Like I was like,

00:21:17.120 so convinced.

00:21:17.620 Like that's how I was talking.

00:21:18.780 I was like,

00:21:19.000 you're literally wrong.

00:21:19.660 Like,

00:21:19.820 what are the odds?

00:21:20.200 You know?

00:21:20.320 And I don't,

00:21:20.820 I'm literally nominated.

00:21:21.620 He was right.

00:21:23.160 I was wrong.

00:21:24.260 When I saw it,

00:21:24.860 I said,

00:21:25.260 Oh,

00:21:25.560 I think you were right.

00:21:26.260 He's like,

00:21:26.480 I told you.

00:21:27.140 And I go,

00:21:27.640 well,

00:21:27.920 like technically I was kind of talking about that because if you really think about it,

00:21:31.540 they're kind of the same.

00:21:32.440 They're not,

00:21:33.080 they're not the same at all.

00:21:33.980 Me defending myself because I was so fucking wrong.

00:21:36.620 I'm like,

00:21:37.020 all right,

00:21:37.220 you know,

00:21:37.380 you get this one.

00:21:38.320 You get this.

00:21:38.920 I had hundreds of others.

00:21:40.580 Yeah.

00:21:41.120 When we get too excited about stuff,

00:21:42.420 we're like,

00:21:42.660 no,

00:21:42.780 no,

00:21:42.900 no,

00:21:42.980 no,

00:21:43.120 no,

00:21:43.240 no.

00:21:43.420 Trust me.

00:21:43.900 I know.

00:21:44.180 I remember this because I'm excited and then I'm embarrassed and then I have to make

00:21:47.740 excuses.

00:21:48.220 And I'm like,

00:21:48.580 well,

00:21:48.840 you confused me because you use two different words.

00:21:51.140 So wait,

00:21:51.380 you had to go up there and say like,

00:21:52.720 given a,

00:21:53.100 like an acceptance speech.

00:21:54.540 Well,

00:21:54.760 no,

00:21:54.960 I didn't win.

00:21:55.820 Rip guys.

00:21:56.880 Spoiler alert.

00:21:57.320 I didn't win.

00:21:58.060 Honestly,

00:21:58.520 who did one?

00:21:59.240 I love her to death.

00:21:59.900 So I'm happy for her.

00:22:01.000 Okay.

00:22:01.500 She's like my actual friend.

00:22:02.480 So I love her.

00:22:03.400 Okay,

00:22:03.720 cool.

00:22:04.320 But I didn't win,

00:22:05.180 but I did present and it was cool.

00:22:06.980 It was what else.

00:22:14.640 I've never gone to those things.

00:22:16.620 Really?

00:22:17.100 Ever?

00:22:17.920 I think I went to like one.

00:22:19.500 Yeah.

00:22:19.960 Like a BD award.

00:22:20.820 Yeah.

00:22:21.100 But I don't,

00:22:22.420 I don't indulge.

00:22:22.960 You don't enjoy it?

00:22:24.820 I just went once.

00:22:26.000 So I just,

00:22:26.440 I just don't indulge.

00:22:27.400 I'm always busy when they're doing them.

00:22:28.920 Really?

00:22:29.160 And then it's,

00:22:29.540 oh,

00:22:29.840 oh,

00:22:30.080 let's talk about this.

00:22:30.740 I always like go through a fake depression when this happens.

00:22:33.120 So I'm always booked when they do awards and stuff.

00:22:36.240 And then my fans are like,

00:22:36.840 why are you trying the awards?

00:22:37.700 They thumb you.

00:22:38.500 And I'm like,

00:22:39.340 bitch,

00:22:39.800 I'm doing something else.

00:22:43.440 Yeah.

00:22:43.640 So,

00:22:44.400 yeah,

00:22:44.760 but I don't know when I did go,

00:22:45.980 it was so awkward for me.

00:22:47.940 Yeah.

00:22:48.440 Cause they're not,

00:22:48.920 they're not very like,

00:22:50.000 but you do the red carpet stuff and you're like good at that.

00:22:52.280 Like you're very personable and stuff.

00:22:53.600 But I'll just be like,

00:22:55.060 hello.

00:22:57.020 Well,

00:22:57.280 they just want to look at you anyways.

00:22:59.060 Oh,

00:22:59.320 that's happy to see you there.

00:23:00.740 Oh my gosh.

00:23:01.880 They're happier.

00:23:02.700 You're,

00:23:03.000 you're participating and you show up.

00:23:05.360 I think that's a good thing.

00:23:06.360 Yeah.

00:23:06.700 With me,

00:23:07.200 because I'm like a dickhead on the internet.

00:23:08.440 Like they don't give a fuck about me.

00:23:09.720 Like they'll invite me,

00:23:10.580 but like,

00:23:11.220 they're like,

00:23:11.620 you're going to wait tables,

00:23:12.720 bitch.

00:23:12.880 Like get,

00:23:13.360 get here early,

00:23:14.740 walk in the sun and then valet some cars.

00:23:16.640 Make yourself.

00:23:17.100 Oh,

00:23:17.180 please fucking stop.

00:23:18.120 That they put me to fucking work,

00:23:19.300 bitch.

00:23:19.540 Like when you show up,

00:23:20.440 it's like,

00:23:20.800 everyone's excited.

00:23:21.540 When I show up,

00:23:22.260 they're like,

00:23:22.620 any bad bitch that has to talk on their phone knows about you.

00:23:26.400 And we use you to get our confidence up when we feel bad.

00:23:28.540 So just know that like whenever we want to rip a guy to shreds,

00:23:31.100 I'm going to your page.

00:23:32.480 When I want to laugh,

00:23:34.200 when I,

00:23:34.620 when somebody with a cock just pissed me off,

00:23:36.560 I'm going right to your page.

00:23:38.120 And I'm going to say,

00:23:39.080 let's see what she has to say.

00:23:40.300 And chances are,

00:23:41.060 I found them.

00:23:41.760 Most times.

00:23:43.300 Honestly,

00:23:43.700 you know,

00:23:43.940 I did almost too good of a job cleaning up the streets on Tik TOK.

00:23:47.100 Yeah.

00:23:47.520 I almost did too good of a job.

00:23:48.660 There's not many anymore.

00:23:49.760 No,

00:23:50.000 there's not very many.

00:23:51.240 Some people are like,

00:23:51.820 slip through the cracks.

00:23:52.460 Yeah.

00:23:52.820 They're like,

00:23:53.600 well,

00:23:54.060 yeah,

00:23:54.240 a lot of them have gotten the good sense to like block me ahead of time.

00:23:56.640 Now they blocked me ahead of time.

00:23:58.200 Or they like,

00:23:59.380 uh,

00:24:00.340 they just like make content.

00:24:02.120 That's not outwardly bigoted,

00:24:04.140 but it's like that underlying shit.

00:24:05.640 Now they're just,

00:24:06.720 they're trying to move the goalposts.

00:24:08.160 So I can't see him,

00:24:08.880 but I'm like a drug dog.

00:24:09.920 I'll sniff it out.

00:24:10.560 Do they have stuff to say about you popping your pussy since you're supposed to hate men so much?

00:24:14.940 Yeah.

00:24:15.140 Yeah.

00:24:15.300 Actually one man made a whole,

00:24:17.320 it was honestly like a fan fiction.

00:24:19.240 Like he made this whole like,

00:24:21.160 like idea of who I was and why I became this way.

00:24:24.700 And like,

00:24:25.620 honestly,

00:24:26.040 he had me hooked.

00:24:27.120 I watched the whole thing.

00:24:27.960 It was like three and a half minutes long.

00:24:29.520 And I was like,

00:24:30.360 okay,

00:24:30.820 well,

00:24:31.140 none of that's true,

00:24:31.900 but that's very interesting that you came up with all that.

00:24:34.040 The thing pieces are so good.

00:24:35.500 Yeah.

00:24:35.980 Cause they always think we don't have a dad.

00:24:37.800 Yeah.

00:24:38.120 That I get that fatherless behavior.

00:24:39.700 I get that all the time.

00:24:40.800 I love my dad.

00:24:41.740 Me too.

00:24:42.300 He's my best friend.

00:24:43.040 Well,

00:24:43.240 honestly,

00:24:43.620 my dad is like the reason why.

00:24:45.080 Like I'm not with fuck so much.

00:24:47.040 Yeah,

00:24:47.300 exactly.

00:24:47.900 Yeah.

00:24:48.260 That's why I'm mean,

00:24:49.140 honestly,

00:24:49.460 cause I've seen what men are capable of.

00:24:51.900 Exactly.

00:24:53.020 It's not working over here.

00:24:54.520 Not going for that.

00:24:56.020 Yeah.

00:24:56.580 So even,

00:24:57.120 even my dad,

00:24:57.780 like my dad tells me to be meaner and I'm like,

00:25:00.080 I don't know if I can,

00:25:01.080 I started getting taken down a lot,

00:25:02.540 like my videos and stuff.

00:25:03.860 So I was,

00:25:05.000 I was emptying the clip a little too much.

00:25:07.200 My bad,

00:25:07.920 my bad.

00:25:09.200 They always try to take the videos down when you're speaking.

00:25:12.220 Yeah.

00:25:12.500 All the time.

00:25:13.440 Yeah.

00:25:13.680 Men are like,

00:25:14.180 Oh,

00:25:14.260 she's so mean.

00:25:15.100 Like,

00:25:15.460 you know,

00:25:15.920 I'm like,

00:25:16.300 so I thought you guys were men.

00:25:18.640 Tuffing up.

00:25:19.420 I thought you were like big,

00:25:20.340 big,

00:25:20.700 strong men.

00:25:21.240 Tuffing up.

00:25:22.480 For men who swear that like women care so much about what men think,

00:25:25.700 they seem to really care what I think.

00:25:29.900 Insanely.

00:25:30.500 Yeah.

00:25:30.720 They really are interested in what I have.

00:25:32.960 Well,

00:25:33.100 I think because you have hot takes and I think,

00:25:35.560 like you said,

00:25:36.100 you're never necessarily wrong.

00:25:39.060 So,

00:25:39.660 you know,

00:25:40.020 the delivery can be a little bit like jarring and like,

00:25:42.980 Oh fuck,

00:25:43.640 she's attacking.

00:25:44.340 But then when you,

00:25:45.080 you take away all of the obvious comebacks because the person was being a fucking asshole.

00:25:51.720 These are like straight facts.

00:25:54.040 It's like bar after bar after bar.

00:25:55.900 So it's like,

00:25:56.420 damn,

00:25:57.000 you,

00:25:57.340 I want to know.

00:25:58.580 I would want to know more too.

00:26:00.060 Yeah.

00:26:00.460 One time I made a video about this guy.

00:26:02.220 Like he,

00:26:02.600 uh,

00:26:02.940 well,

00:26:03.220 he made a horrible video about me.

00:26:04.420 It was like very racist and very fat,

00:26:06.000 but it was awful.

00:26:06.760 And then he tagged me and he was like,

00:26:09.060 I don't care if you see this.

00:26:10.360 That was the caption.

00:26:11.160 I said,

00:26:11.540 okay,

00:26:12.320 I'm gonna hold you to that.

00:26:13.980 I'm gonna hold you to that.

00:26:14.940 Hold on to that.

00:26:15.580 You don't care.

00:26:16.320 I was like,

00:26:16.620 let's see.

00:26:17.120 Let's see if you still feel that way after I'm done.

00:26:18.700 Yeah.

00:26:19.140 So then I,

00:26:19.820 I made a whole video and then he lost his fucking mind.

00:26:24.060 Like he made like so many videos about me and like one of the jokes.

00:26:27.160 The way you're stroking your hair.

00:26:28.860 Cause it's so funny.

00:26:29.720 She's like,

00:26:29.960 and he made so many videos about me cause he's a fucking idiot.

00:26:34.000 That's just another day,

00:26:35.120 another dollar,

00:26:35.740 you know,

00:26:36.020 for me,

00:26:36.460 not them.

00:26:36.880 They make no money off TikTok.

00:26:38.120 I do.

00:26:38.660 Yeah.

00:26:38.900 But then,

00:26:39.320 uh,

00:26:39.600 I made a joke.

00:26:40.380 I said that he looked like,

00:26:41.600 uh,

00:26:42.380 I said he looked like an O-lineman at a D3 school that didn't play.

00:26:45.840 Right.

00:26:46.260 Which like,

00:26:47.280 he's like a big white dude.

00:26:48.980 And,

00:26:49.520 um,

00:26:49.720 it's so fucking funny.

00:26:50.800 Cause he,

00:26:51.440 in his like panic spin,

00:26:53.620 like when he was making a bunch of videos,

00:26:54.940 trying to like be like,

00:26:56.400 why would she dog pile me like this?

00:26:57.980 Like all this kind of shit.

00:26:59.620 Um,

00:26:59.980 he had mentioned being an athlete.

00:27:01.740 He was like,

00:27:02.220 well,

00:27:02.420 yeah,

00:27:02.700 I play at this school.

00:27:04.000 I was right.

00:27:05.080 He literally was like at a D3 school.

00:27:07.420 He was an O-lineman and he had no stats for the year before.

00:27:10.140 I was right.

00:27:11.000 I said,

00:27:11.400 damn bitch,

00:27:11.740 I shot in the dark and I still hit you.

00:27:13.740 That's crazy.

00:27:15.080 I'm always right.

00:27:15.800 She's a witch.

00:27:16.420 I'm literally,

00:27:17.040 so I'm always literally always right.

00:27:18.540 Like,

00:27:18.740 are you not going to at least congratulate me that I was right?

00:27:20.980 Oh my God.

00:27:21.260 I didn't even have to do,

00:27:21.780 you didn't even have to do research.

00:27:22.800 I said,

00:27:23.120 bitch,

00:27:23.260 my eyes were closed and I still hate you.

00:27:25.120 Yeah.

00:27:25.240 You're always right.

00:27:25.960 When you're like,

00:27:26.380 I guarantee you ladies,

00:27:28.520 when you see this man,

00:27:30.380 after I tell you what he did,

00:27:31.880 I'm pretty sure you can already get the gist of what he looks like.

00:27:34.620 And they're always fucking what?

00:27:37.420 Yeah.

00:27:38.020 Bald.

00:27:38.420 Bald.

00:27:38.820 Every time.

00:27:39.140 Every time.

00:27:40.360 Or balding.

00:27:41.320 Or balding actively.

00:27:42.360 Or balding.

00:27:43.200 And I think that is so crazy because that's a stressful thing.

00:27:46.640 There was this trend that went around for a while because I had posted an ad.

00:27:51.280 I did like a brand deal and it was literally just reminding people with uteruses to like get their pap smears.

00:27:57.940 That's it.

00:27:58.400 That was,

00:27:58.760 that was the brand deal.

00:28:00.100 You know,

00:28:00.300 but I was like doing that.

00:28:01.340 Yeah.

00:28:01.500 I was like,

00:28:01.960 she's not pat ready.

00:28:02.660 I wasn't pat ready.

00:28:04.000 I wasn't pat ready.

00:28:05.320 That video is so fucking funny.

00:28:06.500 My like brand deal was basically encouraging them to go get their pap smears.

00:28:10.460 Like go get your thing checked.

00:28:11.720 Right.

00:28:11.940 And so then like,

00:28:12.460 that's your thing.

00:28:13.100 Like a year later,

00:28:14.780 a literal year later in the video,

00:28:16.640 I put like videos of me working out and I was just like,

00:28:19.760 oh yeah,

00:28:20.120 like,

00:28:20.540 you know,

00:28:20.920 I'm taller than most men.

00:28:22.460 I might as well work on being stronger than them too.

00:28:25.140 That's what I said in the video.

00:28:26.800 I got paid for the brand deal a year later.

00:28:29.200 Like one fucking lunkhead finds it and was like,

00:28:31.900 this bitch isn't even strong.

00:28:32.960 And then they start this trend where they're like,

00:28:34.680 they're literally showing my deadlift video.

00:28:36.940 And then they're like this fucking fuck this fat bitch.

00:28:39.580 Like look how much I deadlift,

00:28:40.680 which like if you deadlift more than me,

00:28:43.040 it's just like proving it.

00:28:44.780 It doesn't make sense.

00:28:45.380 It's not funny.

00:28:45.760 It doesn't make sense.

00:28:46.840 But like,

00:28:47.440 I like couldn't stop laughing.

00:28:48.560 Cause I'm like,

00:28:49.000 that video is literally about getting your pap smears.

00:28:51.580 Like you're literally encouraging cervical health.

00:28:53.920 Like you guys are so fucking dumb.

00:28:55.220 It's crazy.

00:28:56.340 You guys are so fucking dumb.

00:28:57.760 So dumb.

00:28:58.520 You guys are so dumb.

00:28:59.180 You look for something so hard that you're not even listening.

00:29:01.860 That's all.

00:29:02.300 I was like,

00:29:02.440 you guys don't even know where that video came from.

00:29:03.980 I think I know the video that you're talking about.

00:29:05.260 Because when I saw it,

00:29:06.260 I was like,

00:29:06.620 why is she talking?

00:29:07.420 I was laughing so hard because I was like,

00:29:09.940 I cannot believe how fucking stupid you are.

00:29:11.760 Like you're literally encouraging cervical health.

00:29:14.580 Like,

00:29:15.000 like,

00:29:15.700 like cervical cancer awareness.

00:29:17.200 Please listen.

00:29:18.700 Watch the whole thing before you make this fucking video.

00:29:22.160 And then I saw this guy,

00:29:24.100 I saw this kid do it.

00:29:25.180 It's like,

00:29:25.660 obviously it's dead and gone.

00:29:26.620 Now the trend is like over,

00:29:27.760 but like sometimes I'll get a random like 18 year old boy.

00:29:31.460 That's like,

00:29:32.060 I'm going to make fun of this fatty.

00:29:34.320 And so he like does the same trend.

00:29:35.700 And then I saw this one guy and he was like,

00:29:38.020 I saw him.

00:29:38.800 I said,

00:29:39.300 I,

00:29:40.500 what he looked like.

00:29:41.300 And I'm like,

00:29:41.840 dude,

00:29:42.140 you know what?

00:29:42.800 Like if I looked like that,

00:29:45.100 I'd hate me too.

00:29:46.240 Shit.

00:29:47.100 What the fuck?

00:29:48.100 I'd be mad at God if I looked like that.

00:29:50.100 And I came across me.

00:29:51.900 And I was supposed to be the big strong.

00:29:53.740 Yeah.

00:29:54.440 Yeah.

00:29:54.680 And I was like,

00:29:55.140 and he was balding already.

00:29:56.100 And he was 20.

00:29:57.360 No.

00:29:57.920 And I was like,

00:29:58.440 you look like that at 20.

00:29:59.740 You didn't take some vitamins poo.

00:30:01.800 They don't got no love in their life.

00:30:03.800 No.

00:30:04.460 Or hugs.

00:30:05.320 I was like,

00:30:06.060 you look like that at 20.

00:30:07.420 Shit.

00:30:07.880 I'd hate me too.

00:30:08.840 I feel bad.

00:30:09.560 I feel bad for like,

00:30:11.200 I empathize with them.

00:30:12.420 Yeah.

00:30:12.680 I feel bad for the fucking lame.

00:30:15.160 Sometimes I'm just like,

00:30:16.340 this is so sad for you.

00:30:17.900 Like,

00:30:18.040 I'm like,

00:30:18.400 you're a big fuggo too,

00:30:19.340 buddy.

00:30:19.720 Yeah.

00:30:20.100 And I feel like maybe,

00:30:21.140 you know,

00:30:21.420 that's why I'm so mad.

00:30:22.580 Big fuggo.

00:30:23.420 You know what I mean?

00:30:24.720 They fucking swear.

00:30:25.920 Sometimes I write their material for them.

00:30:27.420 It's not fair.

00:30:28.280 I like big fuggo.

00:30:29.280 Can I use that in the song?

00:30:30.320 Absolutely.

00:30:31.000 Please do.

00:30:31.680 They are big fuggos.

00:30:33.800 Put me as a co-writer on there.

00:30:37.720 We need your laugh on there, bro.

00:30:39.340 Oh, perfect.

00:30:39.900 I'm so dumb.

00:30:40.320 It's so fucking iconic.

00:30:41.700 Period.

00:30:41.920 I'm telling you, man.

00:30:50.220 These men,

00:30:51.100 they fucking suck.

00:30:52.180 It's so sad for them.

00:30:53.420 They don't have anybody.

00:30:54.340 I know.

00:30:54.840 And I have to be the one to tell them all the time.

00:30:56.380 It's a real bummer.

00:30:57.240 Yeah.

00:30:57.480 Where is their mother?

00:30:58.860 I don't know.

00:30:59.660 I wonder about that.

00:31:00.600 I once had one mom like comment on my video.

00:31:04.040 Defending her kid?

00:31:04.700 Yeah.

00:31:05.080 She was defending him.

00:31:05.780 Oh,

00:31:05.920 oh no.

00:31:06.780 But his video was honestly very,

00:31:08.420 very,

00:31:08.740 very bad.

00:31:09.400 Like his video was like TW.

00:31:12.400 Oh,

00:31:12.800 he was listening or watching.

00:31:14.180 He was making a joke about like sexually assaulting a special needs girl.

00:31:19.520 That was like the joke.

00:31:20.840 And his mother stepped in to defend him?

00:31:22.620 Yeah.

00:31:22.720 Like I ripped him a new asshole like from the fucking back.

00:31:25.720 I like ripped it all the way to the front.

00:31:27.340 And then he deleted everything,

00:31:29.680 like his whole account.

00:31:30.640 And then his mom came on my,

00:31:31.980 my video and was basically saying like,

00:31:34.620 like I get it.

00:31:36.040 Like the joke wasn't funny,

00:31:37.720 but like you went too far and you're bullying my son online.

00:31:41.720 And then I said,

00:31:42.560 maybe if you did your job as a fucking parent,

00:31:44.580 I wouldn't have to discipline him myself.

00:31:46.160 You fucking bitch.

00:31:47.160 Yeah.

00:31:47.700 Like get the fuck off my page.

00:31:49.160 How could you talk about something like that and say,

00:31:51.540 maybe the joke that was not,

00:31:52.880 she's like,

00:31:53.160 Oh,

00:31:53.360 I get it.

00:31:53.880 It wasn't funny.

00:31:54.460 That's not what I said.

00:31:55.420 He needs to be in therapy.

00:31:56.600 He needs to get some help.

00:31:58.220 That's sick shit.

00:31:59.480 I did not say he wasn't funny.

00:32:01.300 I said his eyes were too close together.

00:32:03.280 That's what I said.

00:32:04.160 That's honestly,

00:32:05.220 that's just the state of the world.

00:32:07.060 Yeah.

00:32:07.300 Everybody's so feels so attacked when they get embarrassed that they

00:32:11.820 completely lose sight of what they actually did.

00:32:15.180 Yeah.

00:32:15.420 Well then I'm thinking like,

00:32:16.820 because you do things like that is why he acts that way.

00:32:19.420 Like he feels be clean up crew.

00:32:21.160 Yeah.

00:32:21.620 Well,

00:32:21.820 and you're just like making excuses for him.

00:32:23.460 He's 18 years old,

00:32:24.560 so he can find an award,

00:32:26.460 but he can't get made fun of online.

00:32:27.900 That is not a child.

00:32:29.180 An 18 year old.

00:32:30.040 That's what I'm saying.

00:32:30.580 By legal standards,

00:32:31.300 he's not living on my own.

00:32:33.780 Been jumped off.

00:32:34.700 Well,

00:32:34.820 I'll tell you what I wasn't do.

00:32:35.860 I wasn't doing.

00:32:36.720 I wasn't making jokes like that.

00:32:38.160 Yeah.

00:32:38.480 When I was 18 years old.

00:32:39.620 So under anyone's.

00:32:41.440 I wasn't making them ever.

00:32:42.760 Circumstances.

00:32:43.220 Yeah.

00:32:43.340 Literally nothing about that is funny.

00:32:44.980 Yeah.

00:32:45.140 So that's why I was like,

00:32:46.260 girl,

00:32:46.940 go to hell,

00:32:47.800 bitch and take him with you.

00:32:48.980 Where the fuck?

00:32:50.560 Okay.

00:32:51.120 When did people feel so comfortable saying crazy shit online?

00:32:53.860 I don't know,

00:32:54.760 man.

00:32:54.840 Cause I remember it was one point where it was like super like,

00:32:58.040 don't be mean.

00:32:58.620 Don't be mean.

00:32:59.140 Don't be mean.

00:32:59.700 And it was like anti-cyberbullying a little bit.

00:33:01.940 Yeah.

00:33:02.460 And then out of nowhere,

00:33:04.220 it just took a turn and everyone's,

00:33:06.060 you know,

00:33:06.420 it's,

00:33:06.660 it's low key like negative as fuck.

00:33:08.500 It is.

00:33:08.960 It can be very,

00:33:09.800 very like toxic.

00:33:10.980 Like,

00:33:11.180 which is why,

00:33:12.020 which is another reason why I think people like,

00:33:14.260 like my platform is because like,

00:33:16.680 I don't give a fuck about their feelings.

00:33:18.960 Like I'm prioritizing the feelings of the people that are hurting,

00:33:21.300 not the people I'm talking about.

00:33:23.460 And men really hate that.

00:33:26.080 They hate not being prioritized in every facet of my life.

00:33:29.400 Oh yeah.

00:33:30.040 Don't they?

00:33:30.580 They fucking hate when,

00:33:31.660 you know,

00:33:31.900 I literally said a joke.

00:33:33.220 I was like,

00:33:33.680 a man could never talk to me again and it would be like too soon.

00:33:36.280 You know what I mean?

00:33:36.640 Like literally never,

00:33:37.560 like if men never spoke to me again,

00:33:38.800 like that would be the best life ever.

00:33:40.340 And they were like,

00:33:41.100 how would you ever like,

00:33:42.620 you know,

00:33:43.040 men built the roads and built the buildings and they invented the internet.

00:33:47.700 Girl,

00:33:48.500 who's to say we didn't?

00:33:49.980 Men took credit for shit.

00:33:50.820 They never did so many times.

00:33:52.280 I've seen a couple bad bitches build couches before.

00:33:54.780 So I really don't care.

00:33:57.560 I've seen bitches move whole apartments.

00:33:59.960 Have you ever seen that thing that Albert Albert was?

00:34:01.420 We're getting you the fuck up out of here.

00:34:03.100 Like Albert Einstein,

00:34:04.360 his wife like did most of his work for him.

00:34:07.120 And she just never got credit because she's a woman.

00:34:09.340 You know why she didn't get credit?

00:34:10.780 Because she didn't do his fucking hair.

00:34:12.520 Let's be fucking for real.

00:34:14.300 Speaking of bald.

00:34:17.380 Speaking of bald.

00:34:18.660 She could have at least.

00:34:20.180 She was too busy doing the math.

00:34:21.620 Women in STEM.

00:34:22.900 She was too busy.

00:34:24.320 She's like,

00:34:24.780 I'm doing the math.

00:34:26.120 You're losing hair.

00:34:26.840 This is really uneven.

00:34:28.020 Like this is a really unfair partnership.

00:34:29.720 I like Albert Einstein.

00:34:30.880 Are there any men that you do like?

00:34:32.860 My boyfriend.

00:34:33.840 My dad.

00:34:34.960 And your brother.

00:34:35.800 My brother.

00:34:36.560 Yeah.

00:34:37.320 I'm trying to think.

00:34:38.380 There are a few men that I've met like in,

00:34:40.660 that are in the creator space too.

00:34:42.460 That you're like,

00:34:42.880 okay,

00:34:43.160 you're cool.

00:34:43.760 Yeah.

00:34:43.920 They're like really nice.

00:34:44.960 Some of them,

00:34:45.300 a lot of them are afraid of me to be,

00:34:46.780 to be fair,

00:34:47.620 which I think like.

00:34:48.700 They have to be on their best behavior around you.

00:34:51.320 And I think honestly,

00:34:52.840 a little fear never hurt anybody.

00:34:54.160 Yeah.

00:34:54.480 I like that.

00:34:55.480 Cause I like a little touch of fear.

00:34:57.060 That's okay.

00:34:57.560 You guys can fear me.

00:34:58.240 That's cool.

00:34:58.860 Some of them are genuinely like afraid of me.

00:35:01.020 Some,

00:35:01.360 some as they should be.

00:35:02.640 They've made videos saying like,

00:35:04.520 I was like totally kidding in my video.

00:35:06.720 Like you don't need to tag her.

00:35:08.420 I really do like her.

00:35:10.260 That's what I,

00:35:11.000 that's that shit I do.

00:35:11.780 Like,

00:35:12.060 I like to see that.

00:35:12.920 Pussy.

00:35:13.380 Yeah.

00:35:14.880 Popping pussy.

00:35:17.900 Okay.

00:35:18.600 Speaking of popping pussy,

00:35:19.720 let's get back to the topic.

00:35:21.220 Right.

00:35:21.500 So we're going to be talking about basically the art of popping pussy,

00:35:25.360 like we said,

00:35:26.540 but on a deeper level,

00:35:27.840 like kind of like,

00:35:29.560 I think we've really turned popping pussy into a whole different thing.

00:35:34.320 I mean,

00:35:34.480 it can mean a whole host of things,

00:35:36.040 but a lot of men don't like jokes.

00:35:38.160 Like that,

00:35:38.700 especially when women talk about like sexual liberation and any kind.

00:35:42.020 Yeah.

00:35:42.320 And they have a lot to say about women who are sexually liberated,

00:35:45.200 which is hilarious to me.

00:35:47.960 Pretty disgusting.

00:35:49.100 I feel like men just constantly talking about things they don't understand.

00:35:53.360 I also feel like it's a situation where they're jealous.

00:35:59.000 Of not being able to pop their own pussies.

00:36:01.240 Yeah.

00:36:01.720 Yeah.

00:36:01.940 I feel like I mean,

00:36:02.380 what's their form of twerking or any type of release other than fucking,

00:36:06.700 they're just so fucking barbaric.

00:36:08.760 Like,

00:36:08.940 it's just like,

00:36:09.540 Oh,

00:36:09.920 Oh,

00:36:10.180 Oh,

00:36:10.460 sex,

00:36:10.780 sex,

00:36:11.020 sex,

00:36:11.240 sex.

00:36:11.740 Like we have like so many things that we like to do and things for fun.

00:36:15.440 Yeah.

00:36:15.640 Like we,

00:36:16.080 we do paint and sips and like,

00:36:18.960 you know what I mean?

00:36:19.980 We paint our nails and shit.

00:36:21.480 Y'all niggas throw balls around like different shapes and shit.

00:36:26.100 Like,

00:36:26.640 and I'm looking dead at a guy as I said it.

00:36:28.560 I'm so sorry.

00:36:29.480 Like y'all are like,

00:36:30.520 you know,

00:36:31.160 just in the,

00:36:31.760 in the 1700s.

00:36:33.820 Big sports guys.

00:36:34.560 Lucky.

00:36:35.000 Yeah.

00:36:35.380 Yeah.

00:36:35.820 When I went to,

00:36:36.620 um,

00:36:37.000 they have no releases and that's why they're mad.

00:36:39.380 Cause we have,

00:36:39.920 we have,

00:36:40.540 uh,

00:36:41.060 pop and pussy.

00:36:42.160 We have paint and sips.

00:36:44.180 We have,

00:36:45.140 uh,

00:36:45.900 girls nights out.

00:36:46.840 Yep.

00:36:47.300 We have,

00:36:48.140 um,

00:36:49.420 mom nights out.

00:36:50.640 We have lingerie.

00:36:53.520 Like niggas don't have lingerie.

00:36:55.100 I mean like,

00:36:55.540 you could Rihanna tried.

00:36:57.820 Yeah.

00:36:58.120 She gave y'all boxers.

00:36:59.500 Not enough of you were wearing them.

00:37:02.020 I'm disappointed.

00:37:03.900 Y'all are not on your sexy time.

00:37:05.680 Yeah.

00:37:05.840 That's what I'm saying.

00:37:06.840 Skincare.

00:37:07.580 Like men are just now getting into skincare.

00:37:10.600 You ashy motherfuckers.

00:37:12.180 They've really,

00:37:12.640 that's disgusting.

00:37:13.420 They've unlocked something.

00:37:14.680 Like I,

00:37:15.320 I am scared for them.

00:37:17.680 Like I hear men talk about skincare now and this is no shame.

00:37:20.640 But I had to be like,

00:37:21.520 yeah,

00:37:21.660 let's just love my skincare.

00:37:22.540 I love it so much.

00:37:23.780 And I'm just like,

00:37:25.240 no,

00:37:25.760 you don't.

00:37:26.540 Do you really love skincare?

00:37:28.260 I think about that.

00:37:29.220 What steps are,

00:37:30.240 what are the steps in what you're doing?

00:37:31.600 Do you even know what the fuck you're doing?

00:37:33.280 It's like one of those.

00:37:33.760 Are you just putting on creams cause your ex-girlfriend left these creams at your house

00:37:37.580 and now you're just wearing it to spite her cause she told you to put on your face.

00:37:40.640 Or they say it online to like get women to like fawn over them.

00:37:45.040 They're like,

00:37:45.300 oh,

00:37:45.520 protect this one.

00:37:47.020 Protect this one.

00:37:47.840 Show me your fucking steps.

00:37:49.080 Cause I'm pretty sure you're not doing it right.

00:37:50.920 I'm like,

00:37:51.640 show me where you,

00:37:52.460 where were you on January 6th?

00:37:53.600 That's what I want to know.

00:37:54.320 You're not using.

00:37:56.460 Who'd you vote for in 2016?

00:37:57.800 That's what I'm trying to hear.

00:37:58.500 Oh yeah.

00:37:59.180 Yeah.

00:37:59.860 No.

00:38:00.160 Did you vote at all?

00:38:00.560 I don't like asking those questions.

00:38:02.060 Can you imagine?

00:38:02.920 You don't like asking those questions?

00:38:03.880 He's super hot and he didn't vote.

00:38:05.380 That's the first thing I ask.

00:38:06.260 Go to hell.

00:38:07.000 I get it out.

00:38:07.540 I get it out the way real quick.

00:38:08.660 You do?

00:38:09.160 Yeah.

00:38:09.420 Hell yeah.

00:38:10.240 Absolutely.

00:38:11.140 Like when I first started dating my boyfriend,

00:38:12.700 like we went to like a lunch,

00:38:15.400 right?

00:38:15.700 Like,

00:38:16.060 and so we were sitting at lunch and my sister's gay.

00:38:19.040 So I was like,

00:38:19.900 so my sister's a lesbian.

00:38:21.100 Thoughts on that?

00:38:22.240 You have any particular thoughts that you want to share with me about that?

00:38:25.840 That was like one of the first things I said.

00:38:27.280 And he was like,

00:38:27.840 cool.

00:38:28.600 And I was like,

00:38:29.220 yeah,

00:38:29.600 first test passed.

00:38:31.680 Yeah.

00:38:32.560 You better get it out the way.

00:38:33.780 Like literally before they even brought me water.

00:38:35.680 I was like,

00:38:36.260 so my sister's gay.

00:38:37.620 Thoughts on that?

00:38:39.180 No.

00:38:40.200 I didn't think so.

00:38:40.700 Don't ask what side she's on either.

00:38:42.820 I hate when they do that.

00:38:44.420 What side you're on?

00:38:45.760 Yeah.

00:38:46.000 They're like,

00:38:46.440 they don't know enough about gay sex to know anything about.

00:38:49.040 They always ask.

00:38:49.720 They don't know enough about straight sex.

00:38:50.940 No,

00:38:50.980 no,

00:38:51.140 no,

00:38:51.460 no.

00:38:51.860 Cause I'm bi.

00:38:52.740 And they,

00:38:52.980 and they'd be like,

00:38:53.900 what kind of girls do you like?

00:38:55.660 You like the girly or the boy kind?

00:38:57.040 I'm like,

00:38:57.360 bitch,

00:38:57.540 what the fuck are you talking about?

00:38:59.800 First of all,

00:39:00.600 what are you being?

00:39:01.680 Casual homophobia?

00:39:03.060 Crazy.

00:39:04.200 Casual?

00:39:04.640 It's crazy.

00:39:05.500 I'm like,

00:39:05.900 you are.

00:39:08.860 To say like,

00:39:09.820 you like the girl kind or the,

00:39:11.280 like,

00:39:11.900 what the fuck are you saying?

00:39:13.200 Fucking third grade.

00:39:14.660 What if I killed you with a gun right now?

00:39:16.320 How about that?

00:39:17.240 Stop.

00:39:18.000 They're not going to like that.

00:39:19.120 They build those things.

00:39:20.700 What the fuck is that?

00:39:22.020 That's such an insane question to ask.

00:39:23.540 But any girl that's bi knows what I'm talking about.

00:39:26.460 They always do that shit.

00:39:27.780 And it's like.

00:39:28.420 They fetishize you.

00:39:29.340 They think if,

00:39:29.900 if,

00:39:30.200 if you give them a certain answer,

00:39:31.500 it's like,

00:39:31.800 oh,

00:39:31.920 I have a better chance.

00:39:32.680 It's like,

00:39:32.860 no,

00:39:33.020 either way,

00:39:33.480 like you're fucking gross.

00:39:35.040 They fetishize real quick.

00:39:36.980 They love.

00:39:37.380 Gets creepy real fast.

00:39:38.360 It gets creepy.

00:39:38.980 It's yeah.

00:39:39.540 Real fast.

00:39:40.220 With like my friends that are lesbians,

00:39:42.160 it gets real creepy.

00:39:43.740 Well,

00:39:43.880 I can.

00:39:45.100 No.

00:39:45.680 Maybe that's because you've never been with a guy.

00:39:47.280 I don't like you.

00:39:48.700 No,

00:39:49.280 I don't want to do that.

00:39:50.560 Well,

00:39:50.700 if you were the last man on earth,

00:39:51.740 I would probably kill myself instead of being with you.

00:39:53.680 So what does that tell you about how I feel about you?

00:39:56.120 Doesn't that tell you you don't stand a chance anymore?

00:39:57.880 Even if I was into men,

00:39:59.900 do you want me to jump into oncoming traffic?

00:40:02.480 I will in front of you.

00:40:03.560 I don't want to be with you.

00:40:04.520 Like this meme I saw on Twitter and it's like all these Tik TOK guys and

00:40:18.040 they're like,

00:40:18.760 you know,

00:40:19.420 they're doing that weird shit where they're like all topless together and

00:40:22.360 they're filming themselves.

00:40:23.880 You know,

00:40:24.020 they put on an audio and they're just like posing.

00:40:26.080 And then someone's like,

00:40:27.680 that guy who tweeted it was like,

00:40:29.660 you go in a room and we're all in there.

00:40:32.360 What you doing?

00:40:33.200 And kind of thing.

00:40:34.160 They're all white dudes,

00:40:35.260 right?

00:40:35.660 Tying you up in torture.

00:40:36.800 Someone retweeted it and they're like killing myself in front of you to

00:40:40.620 alter the trajectory of your lives.

00:40:42.380 And I was like,

00:40:43.240 real repost.

00:40:44.740 I love,

00:40:45.340 I love.

00:40:46.560 So I have this thing where like,

00:40:48.580 you know,

00:40:49.320 if I,

00:40:50.940 so fucked up,

00:40:52.540 but like,

00:40:52.860 yeah,

00:40:52.980 that's how I feel a lot of times.

00:40:54.500 Men will do that to you.

00:40:55.440 They'll drive you to that point.

00:40:56.660 Yeah.

00:40:56.980 And it's the great part is you're being serious.

00:41:00.080 Some men,

00:41:00.760 like when I,

00:41:01.260 even when I was younger,

00:41:01.880 like I would tell them like to their face deep and dark.

00:41:04.660 Oh my gosh.

00:41:05.380 Even like when I was younger,

00:41:06.380 I would tell men who I like genuinely hated.

00:41:08.840 I would be like,

00:41:09.500 I really fucking hate you.

00:41:10.560 Like you bother me.

00:41:11.380 Like everything about you.

00:41:12.420 Just ick.

00:41:13.300 I used to fight with the boys.

00:41:14.540 You're crazy.

00:41:15.660 You're crazy.

00:41:16.580 Did you fight boys?

00:41:17.740 Fight them?

00:41:18.460 Yeah.

00:41:19.220 With my words.

00:41:20.120 Yeah.

00:41:21.080 I've never had to like physically fight one though.

00:41:23.000 I used to physically fight boys.

00:41:25.840 Good for you.

00:41:26.800 No,

00:41:27.180 bro.

00:41:27.420 This is like crazy.

00:41:28.420 I was like,

00:41:28.880 I think I was like in the fourth grade.

00:41:31.560 Mm-hmm.

00:41:32.140 Um,

00:41:32.800 I'm still friends with him.

00:41:34.580 To this day.

00:41:35.740 The ones you whooped ass.

00:41:37.460 That's that.

00:41:37.940 Nothing bonds you quite like that.

00:41:39.180 Oh my God.

00:41:39.700 He said,

00:41:40.040 Hey,

00:41:40.220 I don't want any problems.

00:41:41.260 I need that.

00:41:41.700 I need her on my side.

00:41:42.920 I don't know why I did that.

00:41:44.360 Still to this day.

00:41:45.020 But I remember like him picking on me,

00:41:47.560 picking on me,

00:41:47.980 picking on me.

00:41:48.500 And yeah.

00:41:49.200 And I did that.

00:41:50.080 And I thought I was hot shit.

00:41:51.280 And I got in so much trouble.

00:41:53.380 So much trouble.

00:41:54.580 By your parents or what teacher?

00:41:55.900 By my parents.

00:41:56.820 Like my parents were like,

00:41:57.960 well,

00:41:58.400 like,

00:41:59.560 you know.

00:41:59.940 Did you tell them what happened?

00:42:01.480 I did.

00:42:02.300 Like why you did it.

00:42:03.180 But it was also like,

00:42:05.120 so unheard of.

00:42:07.100 For you.

00:42:07.900 For me.

00:42:08.640 And also just like,

00:42:09.360 I guess,

00:42:10.380 like they've just never,

00:42:11.700 they was like,

00:42:12.240 whoa.

00:42:13.260 Character arc.

00:42:13.560 When I got in trouble

00:42:14.820 and my parents got the call,

00:42:16.260 they assumed it was a girl

00:42:17.400 and they knew it was a boy.

00:42:18.340 My dad automatically stepped in.

00:42:19.900 I was like,

00:42:20.240 what the hell happened?

00:42:23.040 That made you do that.

00:42:25.000 That's crazy.

00:42:25.760 What happened?

00:42:26.760 And yeah,

00:42:27.720 we wound up being cool after that.

00:42:29.760 That's good.

00:42:30.240 He said,

00:42:30.620 he said,

00:42:31.420 the friend of my friend

00:42:33.020 is my enemy kind of thing.

00:42:34.020 Bro,

00:42:34.100 that is so insane.

00:42:34.820 He said,

00:42:35.120 I need that girl on my side

00:42:36.360 because she beat my ass.

00:42:37.600 So I'm not trying to,

00:42:38.300 if something goes down,

00:42:39.840 I need her with me.

00:42:40.760 I never beat any other boys' asses

00:42:42.660 after that.

00:42:43.240 Just him.

00:42:43.620 I actually just remembered,

00:42:44.720 like the only time I've ever

00:42:45.780 like laid my hands on a dude,

00:42:47.120 like actually it was,

00:42:48.460 he like smacked my sister's ass

00:42:49.880 when we were in middle school

00:42:50.680 and it made her cry.

00:42:53.560 And so I like,

00:42:54.840 like my eyes rolled back in my head

00:42:56.240 and I was like,

00:42:56.780 like so bad.

00:42:58.980 I like,

00:42:59.340 I was like,

00:42:59.900 where is he?

00:43:00.920 Like middle school was so weird.

00:43:02.640 Yeah.

00:43:02.880 And I went up to him

00:43:03.720 and I shoved him from behind really hard

00:43:05.840 and he like fell forward,

00:43:07.100 ate shit.

00:43:07.740 Yeah.

00:43:07.960 And then I was like,

00:43:08.920 I'm going to kill you.

00:43:10.560 And I was like attacking him

00:43:12.200 and then they,

00:43:13.320 they pulled me apart

00:43:14.460 and then I got in trouble.

00:43:16.020 If anybody right now

00:43:17.020 that's in middle school

00:43:17.740 has that one friend

00:43:18.720 who has like,

00:43:19.460 you know,

00:43:19.680 she's very developed,

00:43:20.660 like a woman

00:43:21.240 and men react to her

00:43:22.560 like she's a fucking woman.

00:43:23.820 That shit is so creepy

00:43:24.760 and so gross.

00:43:25.320 Please protect your friends.

00:43:26.780 Please watch over your friends.

00:43:28.740 There,

00:43:29.240 I knew a couple girls

00:43:30.140 that were like that

00:43:30.780 who was just,

00:43:31.340 you know,

00:43:31.600 they were,

00:43:32.000 they were built

00:43:32.580 like they looked older

00:43:33.980 and boys.

00:43:34.800 they developed early.

00:43:35.600 Yeah.

00:43:35.680 And boys would just be,

00:43:36.940 especially like teenage boys.

00:43:39.000 It would be so fucking weird.

00:43:40.640 Weird.

00:43:41.020 Yeah.

00:43:41.580 So disgusting.

00:43:43.400 That's why it's like,

00:43:44.060 he deserved that.

00:43:45.040 That's why,

00:43:45.520 yeah,

00:43:45.740 he did.

00:43:46.140 It starts young.

00:43:46.940 Yeah.

00:43:47.140 I got him good.

00:43:48.040 And then I remember I went home

00:43:50.080 and my mom asked me,

00:43:51.180 she's like,

00:43:51.500 I tell me what happened

00:43:52.340 and I told her what happened

00:43:53.520 and I was like,

00:43:54.580 and I don't feel bad,

00:43:55.460 like not even a little bit.

00:43:56.400 And then my mom was like,

00:43:57.280 and you shouldn't.

00:43:58.120 And my mom told me

00:43:58.700 my piece of advice is

00:44:01.100 don't tell people

00:44:02.200 you're going to kill them

00:44:02.760 because that's a crime.

00:44:03.560 Yes.

00:44:03.780 Other than that,

00:44:04.580 10s.

00:44:05.000 Don't say that.

00:44:05.720 A plus.

00:44:06.220 Don't ever say that.

00:44:07.100 Yeah.

00:44:07.260 She told me,

00:44:07.740 don't say that again,

00:44:08.480 but everything else,

00:44:09.180 you got a good grade.

00:44:10.360 I said,

00:44:10.860 period.

00:44:11.320 Yeah.

00:44:11.600 She's real for that.

00:44:12.540 I think that's the only time

00:44:13.400 I've ever put my hands on it,

00:44:14.420 on a dude.

00:44:14.960 Yeah.

00:44:15.120 Well,

00:44:15.400 normally the words are enough.

00:44:17.180 Oh yeah.

00:44:17.660 Yeah.

00:44:18.000 I crumble them like real fast.

00:44:20.160 Oh my God.

00:44:20.460 That's so crazy though.

00:44:21.340 Like what the actual fuck?

00:44:22.560 In high school,

00:44:23.240 I remember it was like really,

00:44:24.620 really big,

00:44:25.340 like body count and really,

00:44:28.020 yeah.

00:44:28.280 Like,

00:44:28.480 Oh yeah.

00:44:28.860 What's your body count?

00:44:29.640 What's your body count?

00:44:30.500 What's your body count?

00:44:31.640 And I'll just,

00:44:33.580 I feel like it was always so weird to me

00:44:37.640 how people would say,

00:44:39.600 if you have a higher body count,

00:44:42.120 X,

00:44:42.460 Y,

00:44:42.700 Z versus having a lower one

00:44:44.460 and then like flip it to where

00:44:47.140 if you're a man,

00:44:48.220 you can have any number

00:44:49.460 and it's looked,

00:44:50.180 it's like cool.

00:44:51.600 Like,

00:44:51.720 you know,

00:44:51.960 it's like a good thing.

00:44:52.640 It's a good thing.

00:44:53.400 Yeah.

00:44:53.620 But like,

00:44:54.080 I always remember feeling like,

00:44:55.340 wouldn't you want to have like

00:44:57.300 a partner that has

00:44:59.000 the same

00:45:00.820 because that way,

00:45:03.260 like you guys would have chemistry.

00:45:04.540 You guys would have equal knowledge on it.

00:45:06.300 You guys would have equal experience.

00:45:07.920 Yeah.

00:45:08.400 Like,

00:45:08.680 why does it have to be like

00:45:09.780 a gross thing?

00:45:11.900 Because men are,

00:45:12.820 I think everyone's conditioned

00:45:14.620 at a very young age.

00:45:15.420 But if things are gross,

00:45:16.720 then what the fuck are you?

00:45:18.600 You've been around the world and back.

00:45:20.840 What the fuck are you then?

00:45:22.200 If that's gross,

00:45:23.980 I mean,

00:45:24.220 that logic is very simple to me too.

00:45:26.380 And it never seems to be the same

00:45:28.100 for men who believe in shit like that.

00:45:30.360 I just,

00:45:30.820 I just don't,

00:45:32.000 I don't understand that theory of like,

00:45:34.160 you know,

00:45:35.880 certain things make a person dirty

00:45:38.320 or certain things make a person worthless

00:45:41.300 or,

00:45:42.300 you know,

00:45:43.300 I don't understand that theory

00:45:44.560 because I feel like,

00:45:45.340 yeah,

00:45:45.500 you take your fucking clothes off.

00:45:47.100 You gonna fuck.

00:45:48.020 So why,

00:45:49.100 how am I dirty and all it is?

00:45:50.420 Like,

00:45:50.760 we were just talking,

00:45:51.460 we've never seen a man not in the mood.

00:45:53.060 Like,

00:45:53.160 well,

00:45:53.300 also men are fucking liars

00:45:54.560 because like,

00:45:55.160 you're telling like,

00:45:55.700 that's the same shit

00:45:56.280 when they talk about plastic surgery.

00:45:57.640 They're like,

00:45:57.900 oh,

00:45:58.020 that's so gross.

00:45:58.700 I want,

00:45:59.280 that's so gross.

00:45:59.960 I'm like,

00:46:00.420 you're telling me

00:46:01.140 if you saw bare titties

00:46:02.720 that you're going to be like,

00:46:03.500 put them away.

00:46:04.480 First of all,

00:46:05.060 are these real?

00:46:06.400 And if they aren't,

00:46:07.620 get them out of here.

00:46:08.960 Yeah.

00:46:09.240 You fucking liar.

00:46:10.380 You're gonna moat about them bitches

00:46:12.020 and say,

00:46:12.440 you don't give a fuck.

00:46:13.300 Thank you Jesus.

00:46:14.460 That's what I was like,

00:46:15.020 you don't give a,

00:46:15.680 you're not picky,

00:46:16.620 bitch.

00:46:17.000 You're not picky.

00:46:18.140 Literally,

00:46:18.700 you're not picky.

00:46:18.800 You'd be fucking animals

00:46:19.680 if women didn't exist.

00:46:20.720 So you shut the fuck up.

00:46:21.160 Bestiality is a thing still

00:46:23.060 to this day.

00:46:23.120 That's what I'm saying.

00:46:24.300 You guys are weird.

00:46:25.440 That's how I'm like,

00:46:25.900 you guys are fucking liars

00:46:27.040 on top of that.

00:46:27.820 You're telling me

00:46:28.200 you're not fucking,

00:46:28.680 please lie to someone else,

00:46:30.320 bitch.

00:46:30.940 Actually,

00:46:31.340 the body count thing

00:46:32.120 is perfect for this,

00:46:33.520 like,

00:46:33.760 for one of these videos

00:46:34.840 on here.

00:46:35.780 In this video,

00:46:36.500 a man is replying

00:46:37.720 to a woman's video

00:46:38.760 asking why there's

00:46:39.560 so much hypocrisy

00:46:40.320 that men can sleep around

00:46:43.960 to do with evolutionary biology.

00:46:47.000 And he called her

00:46:47.440 a young lady.

00:46:48.560 Okay.

00:46:49.060 What the fuck does that mean?

00:46:50.020 And then it explains

00:46:50.620 why men have

00:46:51.520 Darwin's theory on it.

00:46:53.400 What?

00:46:54.060 They have an approach mechanism

00:46:56.000 dating back to the caveman era

00:46:58.260 where they have to woo women

00:46:59.640 and that women have a

00:47:00.660 filter mechanism

00:47:02.100 where they have to pick

00:47:03.000 who they want to be with.

00:47:03.800 So they're birds?

00:47:05.280 Yeah,

00:47:05.600 essentially,

00:47:06.380 right?

00:47:06.600 He says the difference

00:47:07.240 is all women have to do

00:47:08.040 is say yes,

00:47:08.540 men have to actually work for it.

00:47:10.200 I love when men

00:47:11.060 make up science.

00:47:12.360 Oh,

00:47:12.700 I love when they do that.

00:47:13.440 They're like,

00:47:13.720 well,

00:47:13.940 actually,

00:47:14.540 if you really think about it

00:47:15.480 biologically

00:47:16.200 and they're not scientists,

00:47:17.480 they grow up

00:47:18.400 out of high school.

00:47:19.780 Astrology,

00:47:20.500 anthropology,

00:47:21.480 dermatology.

00:47:22.820 I'm like,

00:47:23.420 they work at Cricket Wireless

00:47:24.920 and they're telling me

00:47:25.520 about evolution.

00:47:26.240 Like,

00:47:26.380 okay,

00:47:26.860 sure.

00:47:27.540 I mean,

00:47:27.780 what are the odds you know?

00:47:28.720 And I don't.

00:47:29.580 We're going to call them Darwin.

00:47:30.460 That's what I'm saying.

00:47:31.380 They're very like,

00:47:32.740 and this like,

00:47:33.760 the same thing about

00:47:34.880 the pair bonding,

00:47:36.980 they use that terminology a lot,

00:47:38.640 which they heard

00:47:39.440 one bald guy say it

00:47:40.420 and now it's just like

00:47:41.120 echo chamber.

00:47:41.940 And it's literally a theory

00:47:44.000 that was created about birds

00:47:45.240 and birds only.

00:47:46.280 It has never been applied

00:47:47.260 to humans literally ever.

00:47:49.100 And they were only studying

00:47:50.340 like mating patterns.

00:47:52.500 Like they were trying

00:47:53.140 to study birds

00:47:53.820 and like how they mate

00:47:54.620 and seasons

00:47:55.420 and all that shit.

00:47:56.060 And then they're like,

00:47:56.860 that's the same thing

00:47:57.760 as women.

00:47:58.280 I'm like,

00:47:58.800 birds' brains are this big bitch.

00:48:00.800 Like,

00:48:00.940 and also birds,

00:48:01.960 if we're going to split hairs,

00:48:03.120 right?

00:48:03.380 Like female birds,

00:48:04.600 they do not mate with bird,

00:48:06.820 like,

00:48:07.340 I'm always like man birds.

00:48:09.460 They don't mate with male birds

00:48:12.880 that are considered,

00:48:14.000 they consider weak

00:48:15.000 or like have they bad,

00:48:16.160 bad genes or like,

00:48:17.140 they don't have a,

00:48:17.800 yeah,

00:48:18.060 like they need to be,

00:48:19.260 yeah,

00:48:19.540 they need to be like strong

00:48:20.720 in order to continue

00:48:21.780 with the line.

00:48:22.280 And so birds have

00:48:23.980 a lot of bodies.

00:48:24.620 Birds are big whores.

00:48:25.420 They don't give a fuck.

00:48:26.440 There's a lot of birds outside.

00:48:27.220 But somehow I'm a whore

00:48:28.020 when I do it,

00:48:28.620 okay.

00:48:29.220 It's insane.

00:48:29.900 They don't think that

00:48:30.240 about birds.

00:48:31.220 Because birds go for the big.

00:48:32.580 That's why like female birds,

00:48:33.800 like they have many partners.

00:48:35.160 I want the best.

00:48:36.500 What's wrong with wanting the best?

00:48:38.080 Oh,

00:48:38.280 so when a bird does it,

00:48:39.100 it's fine.

00:48:39.900 When I do it,

00:48:40.720 call the church elders.

00:48:42.300 Burn her wish.

00:48:42.860 What is wrong with wanting

00:48:43.840 the best for yourself?

00:48:44.900 I just don't understand.

00:48:46.260 Even the birds know.

00:48:47.120 I'm so mad.

00:48:48.020 Even the birds know.

00:48:49.180 There's a science to this shit.

00:48:50.420 The birds are hip to the game.

00:48:51.620 They're hip.

00:48:52.160 You got to pick the best one.

00:48:53.480 Shop around.

00:48:54.660 Lay a few eggs.

00:48:56.220 Don't put all your eggs

00:48:57.280 in one basket.

00:48:57.900 Just a thought.

00:48:58.760 Actually,

00:48:59.200 they might have been right

00:48:59.860 about that one thing.

00:49:01.000 They might have ate

00:49:01.440 that one thing.

00:49:02.280 They might have ate

00:49:02.700 that one thing.

00:49:03.200 Just that one.

00:49:03.720 Just that one.

00:49:04.860 But bitch,

00:49:05.340 I'm not no fucking bird.

00:49:06.200 Like what the fuck

00:49:06.620 is they talking about?

00:49:07.140 That's what I'm saying.

00:49:07.820 They're insane.

00:49:08.900 But you know.

00:49:09.420 You know what birds also do?

00:49:10.560 Shit on your shoulder

00:49:11.360 when you're eating.

00:49:12.340 Speaking of this Scientologist,

00:49:13.380 Scientology evolution.

00:49:16.240 Scientological.

00:49:18.440 Scientifical.

00:49:19.380 About evolution?

00:49:20.340 Yes.

00:49:21.180 So like,

00:49:24.080 let's be so for real right now.

00:49:26.780 Y'all have got to be

00:49:29.220 fucking kidding me.

00:49:30.460 If y'all think like

00:49:31.340 everybody in this room

00:49:33.060 was made from what?

00:49:34.660 We did not come from storks.

00:49:36.120 So like,

00:49:36.840 let's be so fucking serious right now.

00:49:39.160 Yeah.

00:49:39.520 It's like,

00:49:40.340 some of us have

00:49:42.580 aunties that have like

00:49:44.340 fucking

00:49:45.620 eight kids and shit.

00:49:47.440 Some of us,

00:49:48.200 grandmothers.

00:49:49.060 Some of our grandmothers

00:49:50.360 had hella kids,

00:49:53.340 husbands.

00:49:55.420 What the fuck do that?

00:49:58.000 You really go and make

00:49:59.180 every woman live

00:50:00.220 by that standard

00:50:00.880 and go home

00:50:01.480 and kiss your mother

00:50:02.200 with those lips?

00:50:03.040 Yeah, literally.

00:50:03.780 That's kind of insane.

00:50:04.960 They all kiss their moms

00:50:05.660 on the lips.

00:50:05.880 We can do whatever

00:50:06.680 the fuck we want.

00:50:08.140 Oh, they do.

00:50:08.960 Yeah, they do.

00:50:09.660 Oh, wait.

00:50:09.980 They be doing that.

00:50:10.480 Let's get into that.

00:50:11.220 Let's get into that.

00:50:12.220 Let's get into that.

00:50:13.040 Let's get it to it.

00:50:14.000 They do be kissing

00:50:14.860 their moms on the lips.

00:50:15.800 That's for sure.

00:50:17.220 I made that joke once

00:50:18.420 and a guy got really mad at me.

00:50:19.800 No, because that shit is weird, bro.

00:50:21.960 No, no, no.

00:50:22.820 Did I get you?

00:50:23.400 I'm checking the moms.

00:50:24.220 I'm checking the moms.

00:50:25.160 It's a real true 50-50 for me.

00:50:26.500 That's kind of insane.

00:50:27.480 I blame men for everything.

00:50:28.300 That you let your kid do that.

00:50:29.500 No, it starts somewhere.

00:50:31.700 You're right.

00:50:32.520 And it's like.

00:50:33.360 But I still blame them too.

00:50:35.460 That's just because

00:50:36.080 I like to hit them always.

00:50:37.260 You know what I mean?

00:50:38.020 I got to find a way

00:50:38.880 to blame them at some point.

00:50:39.540 We were just talking

00:50:39.960 about somebody, mother.

00:50:40.840 And how they was just

00:50:42.120 cleaning up their baby mess.

00:50:43.340 Just like,

00:50:44.180 yeah, you can do

00:50:44.840 whatever the fuck you want.

00:50:45.860 I got your back.

00:50:47.000 Yeah, you know, you're right.

00:50:47.880 No, it's a lot of moms

00:50:48.780 that do that.

00:50:49.420 And like,

00:50:50.400 I don't like that shit.

00:50:51.460 And I think that it's

00:50:52.520 a weak bitch move.

00:50:53.880 And I think that.

00:50:54.340 Yeah, it's very harmful

00:50:56.180 because it's such a like.

00:50:57.820 They don't realize

00:50:58.460 how much harm it causes.

00:50:59.740 And it starts so young.

00:51:00.700 Like what we were talking

00:51:01.260 about middle school,

00:51:02.480 elementary school.

00:51:03.260 Like men start being disgusting

00:51:05.020 at a very young age.

00:51:06.260 Yes.

00:51:06.720 Especially if you condone it.

00:51:07.960 And you have to nip it in the bud.

00:51:09.480 And you have to like.

00:51:10.300 Like, just be mature about it.

00:51:12.600 And be like honest.

00:51:14.220 Like, bro,

00:51:14.980 that is not okay.

00:51:16.560 But it's just,

00:51:17.260 it's a very particular thing

00:51:19.520 when you see like

00:51:20.180 the grown ass man.

00:51:21.500 And, you know,

00:51:22.160 he's either like verbally abusive

00:51:23.840 or physically abusive

00:51:25.240 or whatever the case may be.

00:51:26.540 And his mother is just like,

00:51:28.340 you know,

00:51:28.640 always starts off like,

00:51:29.500 you can tell me anything.

00:51:30.680 You can tell her.

00:51:31.460 You're like,

00:51:31.900 your son is like

00:51:32.780 a fucking asshole.

00:51:33.740 She's like,

00:51:34.720 that's not right.

00:51:36.220 Yeah.

00:51:36.780 It's like a,

00:51:37.820 it's very strange.

00:51:38.980 I don't understand it either.

00:51:40.260 It's sickening.

00:51:41.100 Yeah, it is.

00:51:41.900 Even like,

00:51:43.040 well,

00:51:43.360 even like on this video

00:51:44.540 with this whole idea

00:51:46.580 of like

00:51:47.300 how men are just convinced

00:51:50.000 that women are all

00:51:50.780 hardwired the same way.

00:51:52.600 And like,

00:51:53.060 they all have one thing in common.

00:51:54.880 It's they're looking for men.

00:51:56.160 They want to impress men.

00:51:57.060 It's just like

00:51:57.540 that there's no way

00:51:58.860 that you think that

00:51:59.620 all women

00:52:00.860 are like that.

00:52:02.180 Also,

00:52:02.440 you're never factoring in

00:52:03.520 gay women.

00:52:04.000 Like they like

00:52:05.000 almost think

00:52:05.520 lesbians don't exist.

00:52:06.580 Like lesbianism

00:52:07.300 is not a thing.

00:52:08.140 Yeah.

00:52:08.240 Like it's a fake thing.

00:52:09.220 Yeah.

00:52:09.540 It's like,

00:52:10.040 they're like,

00:52:10.340 well,

00:52:10.540 that's not true

00:52:11.260 because if they could,

00:52:12.220 they would,

00:52:12.580 it's the same guy

00:52:13.220 who's like,

00:52:13.660 well,

00:52:13.820 maybe you just

00:52:14.340 haven't had a man

00:52:15.000 who's good.

00:52:15.800 No.

00:52:17.380 Cause that's the thing

00:52:18.100 about women.

00:52:18.560 We can have men

00:52:19.260 at our disposal

00:52:20.260 at any time.

00:52:21.620 It doesn't really matter.

00:52:22.400 Do you know how many

00:52:23.020 lesbians I know

00:52:23.860 that used to date men

00:52:24.720 and they were like,

00:52:25.640 yuck.

00:52:26.580 Yuck.

00:52:27.320 What I like.

00:52:28.060 Yuck.

00:52:28.940 No.

00:52:29.160 That's just not

00:52:29.520 what I like.

00:52:30.080 Yeah.

00:52:30.420 They're like,

00:52:30.940 I believe it or not,

00:52:32.080 they've sampled many times

00:52:33.360 and they're like,

00:52:33.860 this is awful.

00:52:34.720 Why do I hate this?

00:52:35.660 Oh,

00:52:35.920 I'm gay.

00:52:36.920 You know what I mean?

00:52:37.420 That makes more sense.

00:52:38.740 I don't know.

00:52:39.340 I think it's weird

00:52:40.220 when guys like

00:52:41.320 talk about my looks

00:52:42.600 or anything

00:52:43.480 pertaining to me,

00:52:44.560 honestly,

00:52:44.860 because I'm like,

00:52:45.880 you think I'm doing

00:52:46.680 this for you?

00:52:48.140 They do actually.

00:52:48.920 Isn't that crazy?

00:52:49.680 It's low key insane.

00:52:50.900 You think I fucking,

00:52:51.980 bro,

00:52:52.400 be so for real.

00:52:53.320 They still think

00:52:53.760 that about me

00:52:54.280 and I've made it

00:52:55.140 my life's mission

00:52:55.860 to ruin their lives.

00:52:56.820 I don't know

00:52:57.300 how they could still

00:52:58.200 think that about me.

00:52:59.300 Yeah.

00:52:59.620 They still think

00:53:00.380 that about me.

00:53:01.100 I'm not dressed

00:53:02.160 like this for y'all.

00:53:04.640 You're not dressed

00:53:05.380 like a pilgrim for them?

00:53:07.100 That's what I'm saying.

00:53:07.800 What the fuck?

00:53:08.080 This is for you.

00:53:09.280 Exactly.

00:53:10.060 This is for you.

00:53:11.040 No bullshit.

00:53:11.760 I'm like,

00:53:11.960 I'm about to be

00:53:12.360 with the bad bitch.

00:53:13.080 Let me give it up.

00:53:15.100 You know what I mean?

00:53:15.740 So,

00:53:16.260 yeah,

00:53:16.560 that's insane

00:53:17.180 because I'll even

00:53:18.240 ask my team.

00:53:18.880 I'm like,

00:53:19.500 who's in the studio today?

00:53:20.700 And they'll be like,

00:53:21.120 if it's like guys,

00:53:22.520 bro,

00:53:22.680 I'm putting on a hoodie

00:53:23.420 and some pants.

00:53:24.680 Yeah.

00:53:24.820 Like,

00:53:25.040 just don't look at me at all.

00:53:26.000 Yeah.

00:53:26.360 I'm just like,

00:53:27.220 what makes you think,

00:53:28.260 like when I'm going out

00:53:29.040 with my girls,

00:53:29.940 I will go on a whole date night

00:53:31.500 and wear some shit

00:53:32.560 that I've worn a million times.

00:53:33.700 When I go out with my bitches,

00:53:35.220 we pulling out something new.

00:53:37.360 We putting on a new wig.

00:53:39.100 We putting on some new shows.

00:53:40.400 We getting my nails done,

00:53:41.280 lashes done,

00:53:41.880 all that because like,

00:53:42.960 what the fuck made you think

00:53:44.760 I'm getting ready for you?

00:53:46.160 Exactly.

00:53:46.660 I'm getting ready

00:53:47.620 because me and my girls

00:53:49.500 about to step out

00:53:50.020 and look good

00:53:50.860 and that feels good to me,

00:53:52.420 which is once again,

00:53:53.240 men don't have enough outlets

00:53:55.300 of things that make them feel good.

00:53:57.580 So they're just so mad

00:53:58.600 because we have all these

00:53:59.280 different outlets

00:53:59.880 and we have so many things

00:54:01.060 in our lives

00:54:01.520 that could feel like sex.

00:54:03.200 Like,

00:54:03.780 bitch,

00:54:04.080 a wine night with the girls

00:54:05.400 laughing all night

00:54:06.160 until your stomach hurt?

00:54:06.960 That could feel like sex.

00:54:08.100 It's like,

00:54:08.420 oh,

00:54:08.660 that was a good night.

00:54:09.620 Or like,

00:54:10.320 you know,

00:54:10.720 like doing girls trips

00:54:12.000 and stuff.

00:54:12.340 They don't have that.

00:54:14.560 When they do,

00:54:15.240 what do they do?

00:54:15.800 Go to Vegas?

00:54:16.180 It's like,

00:54:16.480 no,

00:54:16.680 when they do,

00:54:17.700 when they get a little bit

00:54:19.820 of fucking freedom,

00:54:20.820 they do weird shit.

00:54:22.160 They do weird shit.

00:54:23.660 They lie.

00:54:24.560 They cheat.

00:54:25.740 They cover shit up.

00:54:27.020 They get belligerently drunk.

00:54:28.800 They get ignorant.

00:54:30.220 They get abusive.

00:54:31.300 They go to Topgolf.

00:54:32.140 They want to fight

00:54:32.840 their best friends.

00:54:33.560 That's torture

00:54:33.640 in and of itself.

00:54:34.080 Oh my God,

00:54:34.660 why?

00:54:35.120 You ever been to Topgolf?

00:54:36.300 That place sucks.

00:54:37.560 I'm so sorry.

00:54:38.120 I'm sick of y'all lying.

00:54:40.160 I'm raising a boy

00:54:41.640 and he likes Topgolf.

00:54:43.840 So leave us alone

00:54:45.560 because yeah,

00:54:46.720 I go to Topgolf.

00:54:48.360 And what the fuck else

00:54:49.440 you gonna say about it,

00:54:50.400 I go to Topgolf.

00:54:51.960 I go to Lazer Tag.

00:54:53.260 I go to fucking golf carting.

00:54:55.140 That's fun.

00:54:55.800 What's a go-karting?

00:54:57.120 That's fun.

00:54:58.040 I've done that.

00:54:58.700 Can't do it with braids.

00:54:59.800 No.

00:55:00.140 You see some wicked shit.

00:55:01.200 My mom almost killed me

00:55:02.100 the last time I go-karted.

00:55:03.200 So we're not allowed

00:55:03.760 to go-kart together anymore.

00:55:05.060 Look, man,

00:55:05.460 I have to do all the go-kart.

00:55:08.660 Yeah,

00:55:08.900 my mom tried to kill me.

00:55:09.620 My mom is so competitive,

00:55:10.640 like it's crazy.

00:55:11.500 What's her sign?

00:55:12.480 She's a Sag.

00:55:14.340 So she's actually all fire.

00:55:15.780 It's like Sag,

00:55:16.400 Leo Sag is her big three.

00:55:17.900 My son is a Sag girl.

00:55:19.140 Oh, yeah.

00:55:19.940 Yeah, girl.

00:55:20.520 Like he literally-

00:55:21.940 Is he competitive?

00:55:22.580 He's so competitive.

00:55:23.840 Yeah, my mom is-

00:55:24.520 My mom literally like

00:55:25.280 her prey drive gets enacted.

00:55:26.560 She can't even see anybody.

00:55:27.780 Like she goes feral.

00:55:29.260 Like it's crazy.

00:55:30.080 It was my brother's

00:55:30.980 13th birthday,

00:55:31.680 by the way.

00:55:32.240 Like my brother's 13.

00:55:33.420 And we're racing

00:55:34.080 and I was winning,

00:55:35.280 obviously.

00:55:36.280 And then my mom

00:55:37.360 was coming from my-

00:55:38.100 She's funny.

00:55:38.260 My mom got so mad.

00:55:39.260 She literally smashed into me

00:55:40.960 and she ripped off

00:55:42.360 four of my acrylics

00:55:43.660 on one hand.

00:55:44.620 My hand was like

00:55:45.200 bleeding all the way

00:55:45.840 down my elbow.

00:55:46.380 I had to like get

00:55:47.320 off the track and walk.

00:55:48.860 No, she saw me.

00:55:49.760 If you ask her to this day,

00:55:51.160 she still says,

00:55:51.920 that was an accident.

00:55:53.000 It wasn't me.

00:55:54.020 Liar.

00:55:54.860 Liar.

00:55:55.320 And so now my family's

00:55:56.420 banned from go-karting.

00:55:57.540 We can't go-kart together anymore.

00:55:58.960 Otherwise, we'll kill each other.

00:55:59.900 So it's not a good idea.

00:56:00.540 Like, so go-karting,

00:56:09.460 love.

00:56:09.980 Laser tag, love.

00:56:10.900 We don't-

00:56:11.360 Don't love the sweating

00:56:12.120 part of laser tag,

00:56:13.060 but it is fun.

00:56:13.520 We do Nerf Gun Wars.

00:56:14.900 Oh, that's fun.

00:56:15.500 And the last one that we had,

00:56:17.180 I had to be,

00:56:18.680 I had to be the ruiner

00:56:19.720 of the fun.

00:56:20.300 I got shot in the fucking eye

00:56:21.840 with a Nerf,

00:56:22.780 like a bullet.

00:56:23.860 And then no one's having fun.

00:56:24.780 And I'm like,

00:56:25.480 I'm not playing anymore.

00:56:26.440 Give them back.

00:56:26.980 I'm not playing anymore.

00:56:28.080 I'm not doing this.

00:56:28.440 You're cut off.

00:56:29.160 You're done.

00:56:29.720 But I love that he learns like,

00:56:32.520 okay, when she's done,

00:56:33.380 okay, we're done.

00:56:33.920 I'm not going to ask her.

00:56:35.200 Okay, I'm sorry.

00:56:35.940 He's like, my bad.

00:56:36.420 Hey, I took it too far.

00:56:37.120 He's learning to understand

00:56:38.040 like pain and stuff.

00:56:38.820 Oh, because like,

00:56:39.440 yeah, when he was like four,

00:56:41.220 girl, he would be pulling my wigs

00:56:44.140 and like pulling my hair

00:56:45.780 and just like super handsy.

00:56:48.180 And I'd be like,

00:56:48.600 okay, babe, let's stop.

00:56:50.880 But he's like good with that.

00:56:51.840 You guys like Topgolf?

00:56:53.440 We do.

00:56:54.140 We like a lot of, look.

00:56:55.800 Topgolf is like,

00:56:56.620 maybe I'm biased

00:56:57.220 because I suck at it,

00:56:58.220 but like,

00:56:58.660 I just feel like

00:56:59.700 it's kind of like bowling.

00:57:00.740 Like you do it twice

00:57:01.600 and then you're like,

00:57:02.140 okay, I'm done.

00:57:02.880 Like, I paid for the hour,

00:57:04.720 but I'm kind of cool.

00:57:05.720 They got good food.

00:57:06.840 They do have good food.

00:57:07.880 I mean, I guess the vibes are,

00:57:09.060 I just like,

00:57:09.660 it's so not fun to me.

00:57:11.140 You know what?

00:57:11.920 I don't like things I'm not good at.

00:57:13.080 That's me being a burgo.

00:57:13.780 Now that I think about it,

00:57:15.040 I think I purely go for my ego

00:57:17.520 because I go to the one

00:57:18.860 that's back home in Maryland.

00:57:20.020 And when I go,

00:57:22.900 they're like,

00:57:24.340 Rico Nasty in the building.

00:57:26.840 So, okay.

00:57:27.640 So you like the,

00:57:28.380 okay.

00:57:28.940 So I'm like,

00:57:29.400 that makes sense.

00:57:29.980 So I'm like,

00:57:30.520 I'm there with my son.

00:57:31.820 I'm with my,

00:57:32.480 I'm on my JW.

00:57:34.640 I got my Birkin bag.

00:57:36.040 I sit down.

00:57:36.720 They say,

00:57:36.940 here's your table.

00:57:37.720 I say,

00:57:37.980 yeah,

00:57:38.120 it's going to get the three rows,

00:57:38.860 you know?

00:57:39.260 Oh yeah.

00:57:39.680 Well,

00:57:39.860 I love places.

00:57:40.540 I'm treated like a celebrity too,

00:57:41.680 bitch.

00:57:42.240 By that measure.

00:57:43.320 You got to come with us.

00:57:44.160 You would love it.

00:57:45.680 Okay.

00:57:46.000 Maybe that might change my mind.

00:57:47.180 I might have more fun there.

00:57:48.320 You're more than invited now.

00:57:50.560 Literally.

00:57:50.980 That's not how they treat me

00:57:51.700 at my Topgolf.

00:57:52.480 So that's why I'm like,

00:57:52.940 what the fuck is this?

00:57:53.860 Yeah.

00:57:54.060 Cause I'm,

00:57:54.400 I'm imagining it.

00:57:55.060 I'm like,

00:57:55.300 you know what?

00:57:55.580 Actually,

00:57:55.900 if they didn't do the big,

00:57:56.900 big hoorah,

00:57:58.080 when I walked in,

00:57:58.620 I'd probably be like,

00:57:59.080 what the fuck is this place?

00:58:00.460 Cause that's how I am about

00:58:01.440 the movie theater.

00:58:02.520 Oh yeah.

00:58:03.200 It's weird.

00:58:03.760 They never care about me

00:58:04.520 at the movie theater,

00:58:05.620 but all the people in the movie

00:58:06.660 care,

00:58:06.920 but the people that don't work,

00:58:07.800 that work there,

00:58:08.380 they don't care.

00:58:09.020 That's actually so real.

00:58:10.300 That's actually so real.

00:58:11.520 The movies is like the one place

00:58:18.320 weird though.

00:58:18.840 It'll get weird for you.

00:58:19.860 Cause one time I watched

00:58:20.720 the whole fucking movie

00:58:21.640 and then the girl got up

00:58:23.240 behind me when I was leaving.

00:58:24.340 She said,

00:58:24.580 Rico,

00:58:24.960 I said,

00:58:25.580 bitch,

00:58:27.520 you saw me on my phone

00:58:29.880 up there.

00:58:31.500 Like what the fuck?

00:58:32.900 You go say hi to me

00:58:33.560 at the end of the movie.

00:58:34.320 That's so weird.

00:58:34.760 You should have tapped

00:58:35.220 at the beginning.

00:58:35.820 So I can,

00:58:36.280 yeah.

00:58:36.880 Let me know.

00:58:37.340 So I'm aware.

00:58:37.940 Yeah.

00:58:38.240 I got you.

00:58:38.900 They're going to start

00:58:39.380 doing that to you.

00:58:40.140 I feel like,

00:58:40.820 they've already started.

00:58:41.940 Like,

00:58:42.340 Oh my God.

00:58:42.880 It's so weird.

00:58:43.700 They girl,

00:58:44.040 my dog was sick once.

00:58:45.000 Yeah.

00:58:46.200 I took him to the vet.

00:58:46.980 He was like,

00:58:47.500 I literally thought

00:58:48.160 he was dying.

00:58:48.800 And one of the girls

00:58:49.420 asked me for a picture

00:58:50.500 when your dog's dying.

00:58:51.960 Yeah.

00:58:52.580 And I was like,

00:58:53.260 Hey,

00:58:53.580 um,

00:58:54.060 kind of the worst time

00:58:54.860 to ask me.

00:58:55.740 Uh,

00:58:56.060 but maybe after I find out

00:58:57.260 if my dog's going to die,

00:58:58.180 are you cool with that?

00:58:58.860 Is that cool?

00:58:59.700 Can I give you a second?

00:59:00.760 Yeah.

00:59:01.020 Can we get a rain check?

00:59:02.020 She was like,

00:59:02.620 yeah,

00:59:02.880 I guess.

00:59:03.600 Oh,

00:59:03.880 what a fucking bitch.

00:59:04.940 I'm like,

00:59:05.440 fuck me,

00:59:05.780 I guess,

00:59:06.160 you know what I mean?

00:59:06.560 I hate when they do that.

00:59:07.580 I hate when they make me feel bad

00:59:08.660 for being a human being.

00:59:09.680 I know.

00:59:10.200 Like my kids in the middle

00:59:11.180 of the aisle,

00:59:11.680 mommy,

00:59:12.040 mommy,

00:59:12.380 mommy.

00:59:12.740 They're like,

00:59:13.140 freak on.

00:59:13.720 I don't mean to bitch.

00:59:14.320 You are bothering me,

00:59:15.460 please.

00:59:17.040 Camera,

00:59:17.440 get off the floor.

00:59:18.380 Like,

00:59:18.680 God damn.

00:59:19.240 One of the only times I like,

00:59:20.960 I was like grateful

00:59:21.720 for like being recognized

00:59:22.940 was when I went to Vegas

00:59:24.460 and I was,

00:59:25.860 wanted to go to the Caesar's Palace,

00:59:27.220 like that buffet they have,

00:59:28.400 that like really fancy one.

00:59:29.540 The Bacchanal or whatever.

00:59:31.940 Yeah.

00:59:32.540 Dude,

00:59:32.760 we went and they said

00:59:33.960 the wait time,

00:59:35.120 they said there was 200 people

00:59:37.480 in front of me.

00:59:38.200 I was like,

00:59:38.780 what the fuck?

00:59:39.420 And so my boyfriend was like,

00:59:40.760 oh,

00:59:40.920 let me do it.

00:59:41.540 And I was like,

00:59:41.880 no,

00:59:42.040 no,

00:59:42.180 it's cool.

00:59:42.840 And I put like my first

00:59:43.800 and last name in there.

00:59:44.900 And then I was just kind of like,

00:59:46.820 one of those bitches knows me.

00:59:48.540 Like,

00:59:48.760 I'm just like,

00:59:49.300 I'm rolling the dice.

00:59:50.160 I'm hoping that one of them knows.

00:59:51.400 And then they probably like

00:59:52.660 five minutes later,

00:59:53.560 my name got called.

00:59:54.660 Like I like moved all over the top.

00:59:56.260 And then I went in

00:59:57.180 and I like,

00:59:58.000 they took me out of the line

00:59:59.320 and took me to the front.

01:00:00.160 And the girl's like,

01:00:00.960 I know who you are.

01:00:01.880 And I was like,

01:00:02.540 period,

01:00:03.020 bitch.

01:00:03.460 Very grateful.

01:00:04.520 Feeling grateful.

01:00:05.240 Feeling like I got that pool.

01:00:06.300 Come on,

01:00:07.160 baby.

01:00:07.360 Let's go.

01:00:08.200 No,

01:00:08.560 that should be feeling so good.

01:00:09.660 I still paid.

01:00:10.660 They just let me cut the line.

01:00:11.860 It feels so good when they do that.

01:00:13.920 That kind of stuff.

01:00:15.040 I'm like,

01:00:15.760 okay.

01:00:15.920 Sometimes when I get real drunk,

01:00:17.440 I do that.

01:00:18.100 I'll be with my assistant.

01:00:19.400 I'll be like,

01:00:19.940 call him and tell him,

01:00:20.700 keep it open.

01:00:21.260 Rico Nancy's coming.

01:00:22.140 She's like,

01:00:22.820 they don't know who you are.

01:00:24.780 I'm like,

01:00:25.240 call Burger King right now.

01:00:27.380 It's out of,

01:00:27.900 I'm on my way.

01:00:29.380 I don't know what's wrong with us,

01:00:31.200 but no,

01:00:31.940 it's,

01:00:32.200 it's honestly crazy.

01:00:33.260 Like,

01:00:33.600 like I do love that.

01:00:35.020 You know,

01:00:35.220 what was it even,

01:00:36.300 no,

01:00:36.580 this is insane.

01:00:37.460 So after the Cardi tour,

01:00:39.180 there was so much shit.

01:00:40.700 Like it was so many,

01:00:42.400 like the,

01:00:43.060 the,

01:00:43.220 the groups of the,

01:00:44.080 the,

01:00:44.280 the,

01:00:44.640 the white boys and they will watch,

01:00:47.160 they would watch.

01:00:48.000 And then they'd be like,

01:00:48.880 is that her?

01:00:49.380 I don't know if that's her.

01:00:50.140 And then you can hear them,

01:00:50.880 the muttering.

01:00:51.440 They're like,

01:00:51.620 she's not wearing any ricks.

01:00:54.700 It doesn't look like her.

01:00:55.480 She doesn't have mullet.

01:00:56.360 She doesn't look golf.

01:00:57.560 She just looks super chill.

01:00:58.500 It's not her.

01:00:59.800 When you're like dressed normally.

01:01:00.880 When I'm just dressed in Target.

01:01:02.400 And then they're like,

01:01:03.580 you're going to ask me?

01:01:04.460 And I'd be like,

01:01:05.120 yeah.

01:01:07.300 Yeah.

01:01:08.020 How tall is Ken Carson?

01:01:09.260 Like,

01:01:10.320 he does not want to fuck you,

01:01:12.880 bro.

01:01:12.960 That's what they want to ask you.

01:01:14.080 They ask their first question.

01:01:15.580 They'll be that.

01:01:16.380 Yeah.

01:01:16.940 It's okay.

01:01:18.080 I think that's just their fans.

01:01:19.760 And I fuck with it.

01:01:20.460 Like,

01:01:20.660 so like Rico,

01:01:22.020 like,

01:01:23.340 how tall is he?

01:01:25.820 You're like,

01:01:26.320 what's,

01:01:27.280 what's,

01:01:27.700 uh,

01:01:28.160 my boy,

01:01:28.960 my boy lonely.

01:01:30.100 Like,

01:01:31.380 is he hot in real life?

01:01:34.020 I already got a cat.

01:01:35.280 He let you touch it.

01:01:36.560 They're fucking nasty.

01:01:38.480 That's weird.

01:01:39.560 But I love that.

01:01:40.220 Cause I don't have many,

01:01:41.000 I don't know if this shocks you,

01:01:41.920 but I don't have many male fans approach me.

01:01:44.900 Really?

01:01:45.380 Don't know if that shocks you when they do approach me.

01:01:47.900 A lot of times they go,

01:01:48.820 the first thing they tell me,

01:01:49.860 they're like,

01:01:50.340 I'm gay.

01:01:50.880 That's what they tell me.

01:01:52.760 They go,

01:01:53.020 I'm gay.

01:01:53.540 So I'm gay.

01:01:54.320 I'm not one of them.

01:01:55.360 I'm not one of them.

01:01:56.000 I'm gay.

01:01:56.500 And I'm like,

01:01:56.960 okay,

01:01:57.200 that's cool.

01:01:57.800 I get a lot of male friends.

01:01:59.400 Yeah,

01:01:59.800 I do.

01:02:00.600 I don't know if that's like,

01:02:02.300 I don't know if that's like female rap right now,

01:02:04.600 but I do love my pit daddies.

01:02:06.140 That's what I call them.

01:02:06.940 The pit daddies,

01:02:07.760 the,

01:02:07.940 the big strong guys who come to the show and they monitor the bad bitches in the pit.

01:02:12.500 Like they open it up.

01:02:13.840 They keep it cool.

01:02:14.720 If somebody is doing too much,

01:02:15.640 they're like,

01:02:15.920 bitch,

01:02:16.100 get back.

01:02:16.580 You know what I mean?

01:02:16.980 Like,

01:02:17.160 that's nice.

01:02:17.700 Yeah.

01:02:17.900 We have the pit daddies.

01:02:18.940 Self-correct.

01:02:19.380 I love them.

01:02:19.880 They'd be cute.

01:02:20.660 They'd be dressing.

01:02:21.700 That's cute.

01:02:22.580 They'd be nice.

01:02:23.640 I love that.

01:02:24.300 Yeah.

01:02:24.800 I do think of my male fans like more so.

01:02:28.360 I don't,

01:02:28.740 I don't like to think that they like sexualizing me and think of me like that,

01:02:32.580 even though they,

01:02:33.160 they probably do because of female rap just in general.

01:02:36.260 But I like to think they just think I'm a really fucking cool rapper.

01:02:39.700 And it's just cool.

01:02:40.620 I bet they do.

01:02:41.300 But a lot of times they,

01:02:44.160 they just,

01:02:46.760 you know,

01:02:47.320 they try it.

01:02:48.740 They just be like telling me I'm pretty a lot.

01:02:50.940 I'll just be like,

01:02:51.580 okay,

01:02:51.880 please stop.

01:02:52.880 Cause you're making me feel weird.

01:02:55.060 No more.

01:02:55.680 Thank you.

01:02:56.580 Thank you so much.

01:02:57.840 No more.

01:02:58.360 Thank you.

01:02:58.960 Love you a lot.

01:03:00.120 I wish you guys would say this more in the comments and not say I look like a man,

01:03:04.820 but we go.

01:03:05.700 Just keep it right here.

01:03:07.020 Why aren't you fighting for me online?

01:03:09.540 That's how I feel when I see my male fans.

01:03:11.620 I'm like,

01:03:12.000 that's not really how you treat me.

01:03:13.940 I'm lying,

01:03:14.380 but I appreciate it.

01:03:15.520 Love you.

01:03:16.020 I'm shaped like a,

01:03:17.780 I don't get that,

01:03:19.120 but I get quite the opposite.

01:03:20.700 In fact,

01:03:21.780 about what men say about my looks.

01:03:23.560 However,

01:03:24.200 I do sometimes have them like,

01:03:26.880 they'll DM me stuff and they'll say shit.

01:03:29.140 Like,

01:03:30.000 honestly,

01:03:30.540 like,

01:03:31.220 I think you're the fucking worst.

01:03:32.360 Like,

01:03:32.680 fuck you,

01:03:33.060 bitch.

01:03:33.300 Like you're such a fucking awful person.

01:03:34.940 Fuck you.

01:03:35.280 You're so fat.

01:03:35.880 Fuck you.

01:03:36.300 And also like,

01:03:37.540 would I,

01:03:38.320 would I smash?

01:03:39.880 Yes.

01:03:40.900 I mean,

01:03:41.480 I guess,

01:03:42.260 but also like,

01:03:43.500 fuck you.

01:03:44.000 They'll literally send me messages like that.

01:03:45.460 You know what that is?

01:03:45.800 That's crazy.

01:03:46.560 You know what that is?

01:03:48.580 They got that,

01:03:49.300 that did great.

01:03:50.920 Yeah.

01:03:51.340 The degradation king.

01:03:52.160 Okay,

01:04:00.380 just to wrap up.

01:04:01.940 We didn't really talk about it a lot,

01:04:03.020 but we did kind of.

01:04:04.160 What would you say is your best advice for people who want to pop their pussy more freely

01:04:10.240 and more confidently in whatever capacity?

01:04:13.920 First off,

01:04:14.900 start in a small group.

01:04:16.460 Mm-hmm.

01:04:18.220 This is a thing only you and your two besties know about.

01:04:20.940 You fuck.

01:04:23.720 Do your thing.

01:04:25.700 Come back and give the honest reviews.

01:04:28.700 Date.

01:04:29.960 Explore.

01:04:30.800 Mm-hmm.

01:04:31.480 Wear a condom.

01:04:32.900 Mm-hmm.

01:04:33.900 Be on that birth control.

01:04:35.440 Mm-hmm.

01:04:35.880 I'm looking at myself five years ago.

01:04:39.500 Be on that birth control, bitch.

01:04:41.580 Get on that birth control.

01:04:43.080 And just remember,

01:04:46.240 at the end of the day,

01:04:47.620 we're all on a fucking rock.

01:04:49.420 Mm-hmm.

01:04:49.820 Mm-hmm.

01:04:50.480 None of us know what our purpose is.

01:04:53.180 None of us are doing things on purpose.

01:04:56.940 Mm-hmm.

01:04:57.220 We're all moving and living and breathing and fucking.

01:05:01.980 And I just want everybody,

01:05:03.420 especially my girls out there,

01:05:05.740 do not feel bad for doing what's best for you.

01:05:10.740 Period.

01:05:11.220 Do not feel bad for shopping around and picking the best option.

01:05:16.600 Do not feel bad for saying no to somebody that you once said yes to.

01:05:22.200 Mm-hmm.

01:05:22.540 Do not feel bad for,

01:05:24.860 oh,

01:05:25.340 I put so much time into this relationship.

01:05:28.940 Leave.

01:05:30.080 Be happy.

01:05:31.820 Do you, bitch.

01:05:32.620 Mm-hmm.

01:05:32.960 Mm-hmm.

01:05:32.980 And I promise you,

01:05:33.860 when the days get lonely and the days get low,

01:05:35.720 because they will.

01:05:36.480 Mm-hmm.

01:05:36.720 Because being a bad bitch is hard.

01:05:38.300 Mm-hmm.

01:05:38.640 And it gets lonely,

01:05:39.440 you're not going to find your dream guy overnight.

01:05:41.680 Mm-hmm.

01:05:42.300 But it's also not about that.

01:05:44.140 Period.

01:05:44.600 We're not looking for the dream guy.

01:05:46.680 We are just simply trying to be happy.

01:05:49.460 Do not lose that.

01:05:50.620 Mm-hmm.

01:05:50.960 Because you get online

01:05:51.760 and you see these perfect little relationships

01:05:53.680 and they look so happy.

01:05:54.700 They look so good.

01:05:55.660 Mm-hmm.

01:05:56.620 Be happy.

01:05:58.060 Don't look at what everybody has.

01:05:59.960 Because what everybody has is bullshit.

01:06:02.880 It's bullshit.

01:06:03.900 It's not real.

01:06:06.480 And honestly,

01:06:07.400 just know you're always better than a man.

01:06:09.220 You're always.

01:06:10.220 Always better than one.

01:06:11.200 At least one.

01:06:12.100 At least one.

01:06:12.860 By the way,

01:06:14.420 there's stores,

01:06:16.260 hustlers.

01:06:18.160 Oh,

01:06:18.620 I know what you're talking about.

01:06:19.500 Yeah.

01:06:20.020 Stores,

01:06:20.740 just look up

01:06:21.680 sex shop.

01:06:23.320 Yeah.

01:06:23.900 There's dicks on the wall.

01:06:26.040 There you go.

01:06:26.700 Talk about shopping around.

01:06:27.580 There are dicks on the wall.

01:06:28.660 Yeah.

01:06:29.420 Absolutely.

01:06:29.960 I can

01:06:30.280 do you.

01:06:34.540 Literally.

01:06:36.200 Period.

01:06:37.020 Amen.

01:06:37.640 And the church said amen.

01:06:38.740 Amen.

01:06:39.180 Amen.

01:06:40.840 Thank you so much,

01:06:41.820 Rico,

01:06:42.080 for coming on.

01:06:42.900 I appreciate you.

01:06:43.920 You're an icon.

01:06:44.880 Living legend.

01:06:45.860 Oh, thank you.

01:06:46.300 Thank you for joining us today.

01:06:47.780 So are you.

01:06:48.260 You're amazing.

01:06:48.840 This is kind of crazy.

01:06:50.200 It is.

01:06:50.780 What the fuck?

01:06:52.280 This is major.

01:06:53.460 That's how I feel about you.

01:06:54.500 No, thank you.

01:06:54.960 I'm in awe of you.

01:06:55.660 You're amazing.

01:06:56.400 Stop.

01:06:56.940 You're a legend.

01:06:58.080 And for those of you who aren't,

01:06:59.340 I'm sure most of you are.

01:07:00.540 Of course,

01:07:00.920 my audience would be.

01:07:02.160 But if you're not already,

01:07:03.000 make sure y'all follow Rico Nasty on literally everything.

01:07:05.660 Where can everybody find you?

01:07:07.640 Twitter,

01:07:08.400 Instagram,

01:07:09.300 TikTok.

01:07:09.940 Oh,

01:07:10.280 Rico Nasty.

01:07:10.780 My TikTok is full of like kids' lunches and shit.

01:07:15.940 Because she has the cutest baby a lot.

01:07:17.360 If you're not on that mom shit,

01:07:18.880 don't bring that shit over here.

01:07:20.900 I need tips,

01:07:22.060 tricks,

01:07:22.360 and hacks,

01:07:22.920 bitch.

01:07:23.740 And I'm not talking about melatonin,

01:07:25.800 because y'all is wilding,

01:07:27.100 giving y'all baby melatonin every night.

01:07:28.780 We ain't get into that,

01:07:30.080 but we need to talk about that.

01:07:31.540 That baby needs regular sleep.

01:07:34.160 Stop putting that baby on perks.

01:07:37.660 Legal perks.

01:07:38.540 What the hell y'all doing?

01:07:41.300 It was drugs.

01:07:43.860 Thank you so much for joining us today.

01:07:46.360 Make sure y'all stream Rico Nasty's music too

01:07:48.640 on all streaming platforms.

01:07:50.600 And thank you so much for joining us on this episode

01:07:52.360 of the comment section show.

01:07:53.620 Don't forget,

01:07:54.200 new episodes drop every Wednesday.

01:07:56.360 The video is for free on Spotify,

01:07:58.340 or you can listen to the audio

01:07:59.820 anywhere you listen to your podcast.

01:08:02.600 And don't forget,

01:08:03.440 there's also a question at the bottom.

01:08:05.560 Make sure you guys take it.

01:08:06.580 It's a little survey.

01:08:07.320 I'm sure it's an awesome question.

01:08:08.860 Don't know what it is,

01:08:09.640 but I bet it rocks.

01:08:10.780 So make sure you answer it.

01:08:12.300 And thank you so much for joining us.

01:08:13.680 Thank you to Rico Nasty,

01:08:14.640 my amazing guest,

01:08:15.500 and I'll see you next week.

01:08:16.680 Bye.

01:08:16.940 Bye.

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