The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - THIS IS COMMUNITY Ft. Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella ｜ Episode 176

00:00:00.000 you have any goals for this pride month i don't want to spend 250 to be outdoors 0.69

00:00:05.200 under a bridge that has traffic on it i think we did and we did

00:00:16.960 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your fave

00:00:21.440 everybody knows who cares about me on to the guests today we have two all-stars returning

00:00:26.640 the funny hilarious iconic and legendary joe and andrew good children

00:00:34.720 welcome back to being an all-star it is a huge honor yeah your jerseys are in the rafters

00:00:40.880 last night i feel like we won an award how does it feel major major major when we got the text

00:00:46.480 you made it to the all-stars bracket yeah drag race especially because the lineup is

00:00:51.760 legendary yeah right like we snuck in here we always do we've got the back door yeah and here

00:00:58.240 we are always always any chance we get any chance you get it's already starting well how have you

00:01:05.600 two been you're both sporting new looks since the last time blonde bald how's it going people

00:01:13.120 so i obviously close my head people have been commenting on things that i've been posting

00:01:17.120 saying okay balding era i chose this no you have a really strong hairline thank you i can confirm

00:01:24.640 it was really shocking when it was happening though like you can't help but like shake a little bit

00:01:29.120 and like get nervous because you're like what's underneath there and are there going to be bald

00:01:32.080 spots no but i kind of served we're in the clear yeah i feel really good about it and you're blonde

00:01:37.600 how is it is life more fun i would say it kind of is i like i i honestly go through like uh

00:01:44.160 different hairstyle change once every three months but blonde i've locked in on it goes to like full 1.00

00:01:49.440 yellow brass and then i go to like complete opposite like gray and right now we're in a good

00:01:54.160 zone oh we're lucky this happened this week you never know the perfect yes thank you never know

00:01:58.560 with the eyebrows what's gonna happen oh yeah i was gonna bleach my mustache this morning and i said

00:02:02.400 not today let me wait until now it's not the day to take risks exactly exactly for your all-star

00:02:08.960 debut yeah well how's life been since we last saw each other what was it a year ago literally a year

00:02:14.800 ago you guys are some recent like recent all-stars yeah yeah hell yeah life's been good good our that

00:02:21.680 was a trip to la that i'll never forget no i'll never we were riding a high i feel like anytime we

00:02:26.080 go to la we ride a high there's something about it well it's because like i'm always on edge when i'm

00:02:30.800 driving i think that creates an adrenaline that like oh yeah because you don't drive here in new york

00:02:35.760 i didn't even mention we're in different studios different space every time i have to mention it

00:02:40.880 because i feel like it's dogs when you move and then they say like in their crate you have to keep

00:02:45.520 a blanket in there that smells the same and you're like it's the same don't don't freak out it's the

00:02:49.360 same yeah that's i have to let them know we're in a different the crates the same different different

00:02:53.600 space anyways you don't drive here in new york no so driving gives you anxiety no i mean like i'm

00:02:59.680 just an aggressive driver a scary a dominant driver yeah i'm dominant but yeah definitely in

00:03:06.080 the driver's seat on the road on the road i'm dominant anywhere else we don't have to talk about

00:03:11.200 it depends on who you ask literally no but um we've been good i feel like the past year has been

00:03:17.760 like a little bit of a wild journey with with the pod our friendship is good imagine it wasn't

00:03:22.880 international i was like oh wait wait we're fighting we actually hate each other so we didn't

00:03:29.680 talk to each other before we got here but now um no but things have been good yeah how are you i'm good

00:03:36.240 you know state of the world falling apart is what it is and yet we persevere my new my new bit lately

00:03:44.000 has been like that meme where did she say we're uh girls it was like two girls like written by girls

00:03:49.920 four girls but it was like put your hair in a messy bun put on some gangster wrap and handle it 0.99

00:03:56.320 exactly and we're handling it that's our new that and we're handling it yeah yeah as terrifying as the

00:04:03.280 world is we're handling it no messy buns here but we're handling it i'm so close you're so you are so

00:04:10.800 close messy but no bun messy loli young loli young loli young yeah

00:04:15.360 like so play messy by loli young take one look at joe who do you think he looks like

00:04:22.960 because he's been getting a double b name if you know what i mean a double b name you know what i

00:04:28.400 mean someone i said i would refuse to comment on but i was in i was in a a dark room this weekend

00:04:37.760 put it lightly um in fire island okay and i was i was meeting new people i was building community

00:04:45.040 right obviously during pride month sweet way yeah and it was very sweet and towards the end of my

00:04:51.520 experience a man came up to me and said i thought you were benson boone and i first that's a compliment

00:04:58.880 like it is it is for sure no it's a swear where's the jumpsuit at first i took it this one and i was

00:05:05.120 like you know what that either says really bad things about benson boone or really amazing things

00:05:10.800 about me we're gonna i love a good i love a reframing yes i love reframing oh well it could

00:05:16.640 very easily be construed as an insult yeah exactly me i wasn't doing any flip i have such a weird

00:05:22.000 thing with benson boone in the sense that i will not be convinced no to buy in i completely agree i

00:05:28.240 said i refuse to comment on benson i just think it's just like anyone wants me to like no one

00:05:34.080 cares but i'm like you will not i refuse to comment on benson boot i think you know what he's doing

00:05:38.400 what he he's doing what he's doing like there's a lot of flips happening a lot of that is impressive

00:05:43.200 right i can't stress sure i'm stressed out you stress me out to go pro i think he should have gone

00:05:49.600 towards like the olympic route and then maybe everyone would be happier a vaulter imagine he was

00:05:54.160 vaulting no he would be i can't also imagine benson boone on fire island well he would walk

00:06:00.480 get to the phone yeah we get eaten up alive it's scary my issue is like whenever um whenever there

00:06:08.080 is someone who we all decide we hate i will regardless start defending that person in my

00:06:14.640 in my head you're an empath to your core i think i'm just annoying like it's like

00:06:18.640 he said i'm so annoying i have to defend that i need to be contrarian i'm like actually he's not

00:06:24.240 that bad yeah like i am someone who should be on the camp of hating him and i'm just like

00:06:29.600 what did he do wrong yeah you know what's funny is like i don't even hate him i just don't want to

00:06:33.600 hear about him right yeah like do what you gotta do i i feel the same way about what's the name

00:06:37.680 what's the name of that guy me forgetting he's he's a white actor okay that narrows it down um glenn

00:06:46.080 powell that's his name yeah enough and people are obsessed i feel the same way about him i'm just

00:06:51.600 like i don't want any problems i agree but i don't want to be but there's something about benson boone

00:06:55.520 that i'm like if you are over the age of 28 and you're commenting on benson boone he's he's pretty

00:06:59.840 young too especially he's like 21 22. are you sure i'm disinformation no no i'm almost a hundred

00:07:07.920 percent well i'm gonna leave it one percent i'm a 99 certain that man is 21 to 22 years okay

00:07:12.960 did you know he was on american idol no i didn't know that either but i got that lore recently i'm

00:07:18.000 like i won't comment imagine he's a huge fan i'm like please actually i think we should hear him

00:07:25.120 out a little bit more let's hear him scream a bit oh anyways i think i honestly that moon being ice 0.90

00:07:32.960 cream fucking song what is it mythical magical mystical magical hello i don't even know me about 0.96

00:07:38.880 to have a stroke because i'm talking about benson moon anyways my sister and i were talking about 0.99

00:07:43.600 it because we just kept saying moon be my scream because that's just like a thing that we do now

00:07:48.560 but when i listened to the beginning of the song i was like

00:07:52.560 he's cooking a little bit like when you listen to the the chorus kills that song right but when you

00:07:56.960 listen to the intro i was kind of like all right okay yeah i like when a white guy does 0.99

00:08:01.840 white guy shit you know he always just gets yeah just enough you're like i'm good and i saw my 0.96

00:08:07.520 friend k boyer she made a really funny take on him where she said i think the reason why people find 1.00

00:08:13.120 it corny is because he's not willing to commit to the bit even though he's like emulating gay 1.00

00:08:18.160 sexuality yes right clearly he's emulate he's like emulating almost exactly uh gay sexuality but he's 0.91

00:08:23.840 not willing to commit so she was saying so i need to see package like a packet whatever ross lynch

00:08:29.760 is using use what he's using and i laughed because i was like that's a really good point yeah i mean

00:08:36.240 maybe if you commit to the bit maybe you'll get more people on your side yeah i think so yeah and

00:08:41.840 i heard he's a former mormon so that was and at 22 i was straight so when you put it that way

00:08:50.640 and honestly like the mormon thing makes a lot of sense with the flipping that makes total sense

00:08:55.040 for some reason mormon dudes love they're always yeah like it's like one of those things where they're

00:08:59.360 like look what i can do kind of like um the the white mormon girl version of that is the worm

00:09:04.320 i'm sorry yes i think it's speaking from personal experience i do know a lot of mormons yeah do the

00:09:08.960 worm or a fact flip they do both at parties they're all that soda going through their

00:09:15.920 they're like oh my god i can't keep this control they're doing flips yeah it's like one of those

00:09:19.920 it's like a party trick yeah right so it's like that white girl version of that is the worm like when 0.99

00:09:24.240 white girls do the worm at weddings and shit you're like oh interesting but i will say sometimes 1.00

00:09:29.040 i haven't seen the worm in a really long time but when they do it right it's impressive you're 1.00

00:09:33.600 like your body's going how is it i'm amazed yeah i'm amazed they do it wrong and you're like oh yeah

00:09:41.520 and you're just like oh good job you're just having to turn away on the floor baby get up

00:09:46.800 baby get up yeah well i mean i'm glad you didn't let that deter your experience on fire island

00:09:55.360 also i've seen benson moon in real life he's like itty bitty well that's like five two what there

00:10:00.880 was a there was a misconception also just physically physical makeup yeah just general physicality

00:10:07.920 yeah i was shopping in the husky section he's not yeah no he's chihuahua

00:10:12.080 yeah right yeah well how was your experience on fireland did you go to fire i didn't i actually

00:10:17.680 haven't been to fire island yet yeah i know i'm going in august are you excited i'm very excited

00:10:22.960 baby's first fire island yeah going with eric cedeno it's going to be oh god cracking up

00:10:28.480 yeah there's gonna be a bob out i'm sure at every you'll find a way he's bringing a wig to like with

00:10:33.920 every fit i've been coordinated with every how was your trip to fire it was really good it was really

00:10:39.680 fun it was my first time so it was exciting nice i there was an incident i was thinking as i said i

00:10:46.240 should have done something crazy this weekend i did okay i stayed in this hotel that has been around

00:10:52.800 since the 50s it looks like a venetian mansion right however it's on the water and it's been decaying

00:10:58.960 for 50 60 70 years yeah but it's gorgeous in some ways yeah saturday night thunderstorm i say let me

00:11:06.880 andrew actually let's let's incorporate you into the story andrew gives me a bag of these like

00:11:12.080 store-bought shrooms gummies store-bought is fine you can't store-bought is fine but you can't like

00:11:18.480 buy a shroom in new york city like that's like i don't think it's even legally available so i'm like

00:11:22.560 okay this is gonna be like i'm gonna get arrested no it was like it's gonna be like fake shrooms like

00:11:27.840 right like those like coffee powders you make right right right anything it's pitch black lightning 0.61

00:11:34.960 storm i'm completely alone in a haunted house on shrooms on fire yeah you're crazy i was seeing

00:11:41.760 things in a scary way it was so unsettling i was possessed for four hours in the pitch black in this

00:11:51.040 place like looking at and i was standing in the marie antoinette suite the marie antoinette suite two

00:11:55.680 twin beds i said marie antoinette's head is rolling right she said let them eat mushrooms 1.00

00:12:03.120 yes let them eat shrooms so it became a really horrifying experience where i just needed to 0.73

00:12:08.880 escape a haunted house on fire island but ultimately that is kind of my version of gay pride like i was

00:12:14.480 like this is kind of what i'm all about that's fighting you're fighting to escape leaving a haunted

00:12:18.880 house yeah you're right taking shrooms on fire island pride right that's what it's all about 0.52

00:12:25.840 when i ended fine when i ended fine i went to sleep soon early damn just one shroom will do it to you 0.69

00:12:30.480 sometimes yeah you were taking six of the same one the same weekend six and i was i was smiling i was 0.86

00:12:37.680 cracking up i was having the time of my life but i was also by the water it has to do with your

00:12:41.600 environment i believe i was in hill house but i also was haunting a bly manor yeah no i i took six

00:12:49.200 shrooms and then i was making mac and cheese for about 20 people i don't know it sounds like i was

00:12:54.080 working at a summer camp and i basically was but yeah i was having the time of my life yeah that's

00:12:58.960 crazy i've never shroomed before i'm really i'm kind of afraid i understand yeah i'm afraid

00:13:03.520 it could go either way yeah it could go either way we've had pretty triggering we've had pretty

00:13:08.160 triggering stories before too so you never know what you're gonna get that's what i'm saying yeah

00:13:12.800 and i'm someone who needs to be able to control it to some extent yeah yeah i've but like i would say

00:13:19.040 weed is like the most i've ever gotten experimental with in terms of like dosages and everything but

00:13:24.960 anything past weed i'm afraid yeah i'm scared of my own brain and i'm afraid of what it will unlock

00:13:29.440 it's too powerful i'm like i don't want to know what else is going on you do but shrooms like does 1.00

00:13:34.640 awaken a part of your brain that you're like whoa i didn't realize that about myself or like you

00:13:38.640 that's what i mean yeah watch me discover empathy no like straight men do

00:13:43.680 it's like we're scrolling on tiktok we see you you're like hey guys take back everything

00:13:51.520 men actually do have it 1.00

00:13:52.800 oh my god i'm gonna reverse everything by that measure no i have to fill the space

00:14:04.560 i have to fill the space that the jojo shaped hole that she left

00:14:07.760 someone has to do it someone has to take it up we gotta get it done

00:14:11.360 maybe it was a shroom strip for her oh maybe maybe maybe that's what unlocked it 0.98

00:14:16.320 i don't know who's to say honestly but i'm honestly i think you're so brave for

00:14:20.720 having store-bought shrooms especially here because when before they like cracked down on

00:14:25.840 the dispensaries here that was when i had that horrifying experience buying weed here

00:14:30.000 not too far from here actually thankfully that place is shut down if not i was going to blow it

00:14:34.800 up myself because they drugged me yeah but i i was just telling my uh friend yesterday about

00:14:40.960 that experience where i felt like i was sent into a k-hole which is just horrifying on weed yeah

00:14:46.080 don't do that don't do that that's so scary oh my god i think the first time i ever really greened

00:14:51.120 out though was when i was at disneyland and i took i took one and i took an edible and i was like i'm

00:14:58.080 gonna have the time of my life when i go and then i think we were going on soaring over california no

00:15:03.920 we were like waiting in the line and i was like i'm gonna die if i stay here for a second longer

00:15:08.480 and so everyone starts walking on the ride and i was like i'm gonna go wait out and i just turned

00:15:11.760 around and start walking out right i just walked right off and then i was sitting outside and i

00:15:16.240 was just like just sitting with my eyes wide open and i felt like that for like probably another like

00:15:22.800 40 minutes and then once i smelled popcorn i was like that's gonna heal me that's gonna heal me

00:15:29.840 so i went and ate some popcorn and then it did in fact heal me it's almost like that part where you

00:15:33.680 get past the scaries you're all okay perfect we can have fun now yeah time to eat

00:15:38.320 you're like the idea of being too high in disney scares me like i can't imagine seeing pluto no

00:15:45.360 i just think it would take me to a place i would never want to come honestly too i have i think it's

00:15:51.520 called megalophobia which is like i don't like things that are huge things that are are supposed

00:15:56.960 to be i think in my head a normal size yeah so like whenever i see whales i'm like no no you're

00:16:04.080 often seeing whales yeah when i see whales yeah looking at whales no you're going whale watching

00:16:10.800 you're like absolutely no when i see like i always use this reference but like in life of pie the movie

00:16:16.560 when that giant whale jumps up and then i would have killed myself that night yeah i'm sorry i'm not

00:16:21.280 making it out i'm sorry i'm out i'm sorry i can't do it too many big things yeah i remember my first time

00:16:28.400 when i saw chewbacca at disneyland i had like a real panic attack i'm sure because he's scared

00:16:33.760 how old were you oh i was in my 20s oh i was like 24 i think i was like five years ago um yeah no i was

00:16:43.520 just i'm just horrified do you guys have any weird fears oh shoot weird fears no like ones that you're

00:16:49.920 like i can't explain it it's just something about it me to glenn powell yeah yeah yeah honestly

00:16:58.800 he's a fear he's a fierce i think shockingly not yeah no i mean we're pretty fearless yeah that is

00:17:04.640 true you just jump out of planes and that's a whole different you do i love it i love a thrill you do

00:17:10.720 that is true about you you feel alive yeah i'm cool yeah i'm off it yeah i you know what i'm a moral

00:17:17.040 support friend though okay so i'll just be like if you want to do something nuts i'll go with you

00:17:20.960 i'll just wait in the waiting room yeah i'll wait till you're done that's very sweet would you ever 0.91

00:17:25.360 jump out of a plane no probably it is like stupid i just like why did my life a little too hot yeah 0.96

00:17:30.800 like why did i do that i'm like kind of enjoying myself yeah it seems like no it was kind of like 0.96

00:17:35.040 what was i going through was i good i was like i needed to throw me when i did 75 hard yeah

00:17:40.080 what was that why did you do that oh because i got fired and i thought instead of getting bangs

00:17:47.600 i'm gonna do 75 hard yeah i get that okay was it was it hard 75 yeah it was hard yeah the first week

00:17:54.080 i remember i was literally crying to my man because i was like i just like i'm gonna have to eat like

00:18:00.000 this forever yeah it's only been four days and i wasn't even eating like i wasn't eating super 0.97

00:18:06.560 restrictive we were just you have to follow a plan it's bullshit like the whole thing is 0.99

00:18:10.880 is stupid and no alcohol no anything you have to work out like two times a day two times a day it's 0.99

00:18:15.440 like one of them has to be outside yeah so it's like 45 minutes each workout one has to be outside 0.99

00:18:20.080 and then you have to take a picture in like like a progress pic of your body like brawn underwear 0.79

00:18:25.040 and then you have to drink a gallon of water you have to follow and you have to read 10 pages of a

00:18:28.960 self-help book it sounds like a cult initiation it is who was the person that decided to do that

00:18:33.920 take a pic of your odys and then i'm like no i'm shocked you haven't done it i know i've been

00:18:41.840 around it i've been so close you have so soon yeah when when you hit really for real hit something

00:18:47.600 you're gonna be like i'm gonna do something next time we're on the pod right all-star season two

00:18:54.880 i'm good i just did 75 hard yeah i'm actually so good my watch goes off i'm like wait i have to work

00:19:01.120 out i'm so sorry a quick stand yeah i honestly when we when me and my man did it at the same

00:19:06.400 time only did it once did it all the way through but only did it once and we did it during covid so

00:19:10.880 there was like nothing going on i don't know how people do that when life is normal right because

00:19:16.160 i felt like my whole day revolved around that it was fucking awful imagine going to work like like 0.93

00:19:21.520 an actual like a nine to five and then feeling like you have to work out in the morning and after 0.96

00:19:25.360 work and then you're eating pebbles of food during the day no eating like a rabbit all throughout the

00:19:29.600 day i'm like in the work i'm in the work bathroom like taking the work room i'm in the work room

00:19:34.480 stripping down to my undies like in the break room taking me yeah they're like edu what are you

00:19:40.080 doing in there like don't worry about it girl it's 75 hard did you ever fall victim to an apple watch

00:19:45.120 i did and did you feel manipulated and gaslit by it oh absolutely me and andrew in the pandemic

00:19:51.120 we were like it was full up the apple watch controlled our lives specifically with specificity

00:19:58.000 to the stand goal no which feels so arbitrary no for real and how are they measuring it right

00:20:04.080 well i would measure i would be sitting down on the couch like this swinging my arms i would be

00:20:08.960 i'll never forget this was this was the lowest oh my god this was really low i was driving to boston

00:20:14.720 right four hours away i'm sick to my stomach about sitting for four hours i'm like i actually how

00:20:20.720 my watch i'm not gonna hit my stand goal this is the watch is gonna be pissed at me it's gonna

00:20:24.080 implode i'm swinging i have one hand on the wheel i'm swinging the other it's not working it's not

00:20:30.160 working i'm like i have to hit a rest stop i get to the rest stop i'm walking around for two minutes

00:20:36.000 to hit my stand goal and for what and for what for you it's like literally just it was just for me

00:20:43.040 to be like yeah i stood every hour what did you do today yeah well i hit my goals yeah don't know about

00:20:49.200 you you know my new version of that is the aura ring oh you guys heard about the ring i do have

00:20:54.800 it on currently do you not sponsored i love it you love and i feel like it makes me so

00:20:59.680 fucking old like i feel like i'm the most old man on planet earth because i'm like let's check my 0.91

00:21:04.000 sleep score yeah i go and check and i'm like god my latency's down fuck yeah my chrono time is down 0.99

00:21:10.080 fuck what are these words i know i don't even know okay i have no clue that's just what it says on the 0.94

00:21:14.640 batteries that it's not i had one i had one and i sent it back you did well i'll tell you why i 0.99

00:21:19.600 wasn't in the right place i was coming off of my i was coming off my apple watch era your apple watch

00:21:24.320 addiction i don't think the aura ring is necessarily like a supplement to the apple watch i don't think

00:21:30.880 so even like lifting and stuff i was always taking it off i'm like what's the point but you know i'm

00:21:36.240 like it doesn't even know i'm working out but like now that i have like shut that part of my brain

00:21:39.840 off i'm like i don't actually care how many calories i'm burning i'm just like doing my little

00:21:43.360 thing right i feel like i can get the aura ring and that's why i like it because i i honestly and

00:21:47.760 this is again on some old man shit i was like just trying to track health like i was like i need to 0.83

00:21:51.920 make sure i sleep more i need to take better care of my body and so now that i i got it actually 0.94

00:21:57.120 initially for my man for christmas because he used to have an apple watch addiction especially when he

00:22:01.680 was a trainer yeah and so he was really into that and he loves he's big nerd so he likes to

00:22:06.640 track all those stats and so i got him the aura ring for christmas last year he loves it yeah and

00:22:12.080 so i was like actually i think i do want to try and do that so i got one for myself i just converted

00:22:16.000 my whole family i'm kind of like what if it was a wedding dance i know i'm kind of like someone should

00:22:20.640 i do have like they have like bumper rings you could put on like you could get to make them look

00:22:24.560 cuter because honestly when i was looking i was like boy ring it's thick boy ring yeah i look like

00:22:29.680 i'm in the sopranos hate it which could be very chic yeah very chic yeah so i i converted my whole

00:22:36.640 family to it even like my uncle was at my house the other day and i was telling him all about it he

00:22:40.560 was like wow i think i need to get it too and i was like yeah it's real black mirror like honestly

00:22:45.280 they might activate me like the winter soldier one day oh god it's okay until then i'm tracking my

00:22:49.680 sleep and i'm having fun yeah one day like you can take it off your finger you're like yeah it's

00:22:53.520 going on it's running your life it's gonna be like the spongebob squarepants movie when the chum

00:22:56.480 bucket helmets they just go down yeah like hail plankton that's gonna happen to me incredible

00:23:03.120 that's gonna happen to me but it's kind of a good movie yeah for real that's why black mirror

00:23:08.160 black mirror is gonna do it i bet no but you just influenced me like i'm telling you i'm gonna look

00:23:12.160 into it yeah i'm just an ambassador or ring sales after this episode skyrocketing anyways let's

00:23:21.680 pivot pride month pride month house happy pride yeah how's pride month been for y'all so far

00:23:28.160 it's been good i feel like we're just getting started yeah i know you know it's you know there's

00:23:32.320 highs and lows always and lows always highs and lows the pride month eve which is a really important

00:23:38.320 night yes miley cyrus showed up to three dollar bill in bushwick which is like our stomping grounds in a

00:23:44.160 crazy way and she did a little speech and performed three songs and that was the happiest i've ever been in

00:23:50.480 in my entire life and i really looked around in that place and i was like this is what it's all

00:23:56.800 about this is this is community i was like crying it was like i did molly which i've never done

00:24:02.640 this is what it feels like to do molly i'm gonna crash out tomorrow this is what it's all about

00:24:06.640 the saratonin was off the charts and i really was like oh i don't need anything else like this was

00:24:12.960 pride i'm good for the month and it was may 31st damn on pride eve pride eve period she said i'm 0.50

00:24:20.240 gonna own pride month yes and she did she did and she said let me see you and i'm gonna quote it

00:24:25.200 air quotes vogue the house down boots mama so that was well hit a lot of buzzwords

00:24:34.880 it was like chat gpt how does not see gay crowd in bushwick new york did she put it in gay translator

00:24:42.160 yeah her destiny was to bring us hope yeah as she says take me back to god's country

00:24:56.800 it's the three dollar bill in bushwick

00:24:58.240 yeah that is god's country yeah i mean technically yes it is in some ways yeah

00:25:05.360 do you have any goals for this pride month that's a really we both like you can breathe now you can

00:25:12.400 breathe now you set your intentions for pride month i'm sure yeah we're manifesting pride month um to be

00:25:18.320 a good one no i really don't think i have any goals for this month i have a goal i don't want to spend

00:25:23.120 250 dollars on a ticket to go to someplace in brooklyn that's actually my goal you're so right

00:25:28.800 no you know what to put it lightly you i don't want to spend 250 dollars to be outdoors under a

00:25:36.000 bridge that has traffic on it i think we did and we did and we did and you know what it was a little

00:25:42.800 too late yeah yeah what's even more embarrassing is this should we should we talk about the vip

00:25:47.200 experience oh my god this is this is so two years ago i think oh my god was it two years ago three

00:25:52.240 years ago three years ago oh my god we just started the podcast and we were truly we thought we were

00:25:57.040 like bowen and matt no we've done it we've done it i was like culture yes one month and i was like

00:26:04.000 it's so crazy being so different like people are looking at me in a weird like we can't go

00:26:10.240 people say people say famous president like they're right yeah so we go to we were like buying tickets

00:26:16.080 and we're like you know what like we have to get the vip experience and mind you we're buying tickets

00:26:20.880 to stand under a bridge that's not a joke it's called under the k bridge it's in brooklyn but

00:26:25.680 you're going it's like you're a goblin you're going under a bridge and we're paying to be vips under 0.93

00:26:32.000 the bridge under the same college and and i think that we were buying the vip experience because i think

00:26:36.800 at the beginning too it was like fake it till you make it we were like people are gonna think we're vip

00:26:41.120 yeah like we're so sick in the head it's delusion it's delusion so that's the only way you make it

00:26:45.440 to be honest no one i don't think no we didn't meet one person there but it was like 300 yes to go to

00:26:52.160 the vip experience and it was like just a little fence it was me and taste in the back i'm like hey

00:26:58.400 taste i said something that i i regret for the rest of my life but it was post it was post um

00:27:05.360 drag race uk and listen i love laurence cheney like don't get it twisted but in the moment i literally 0.97

00:27:10.960 looked at taste and i said fuck laurence cheney because i thought they should have won and she 1.00

00:27:15.520 was like babes i love laurence cheney and i was like oh so i'm gonna go i'm so sorry about that i'll 0.91

00:27:22.000 leave so my goal this year is to not no it's not not speak to taste um unless she wants to speak with

00:27:30.080 me um but yeah that's a good goal joe yeah yeah just kind of like that's kind of the the the craziest

00:27:37.840 part about what pride has become in these spaces is like events to celebrate it are now the barrier

00:27:44.800 to entry is 150 which is like really how is that community like that is actually excluding almost

00:27:51.120 everyone who could be invited and they're never good yeah it's the it's never fun no it's always

00:27:59.840 too crowded it's always too hot i'm always trying to go home i love to go home fast on pride that was

00:28:07.440 a nightmare i felt like i was 75 years old i was like oh no that was me at coachella this year yeah

00:28:15.600 oh girl at coachella this year what was the situation that you've aged oh yeah i've aged two million years

00:28:22.000 but also it was funny because i had i had stuff sent to me from like red bull i had stuff sent to me from

00:28:27.600 patron and then my man got stuff sent to us from body armor guess what was gone by the end of the

00:28:33.440 weekend all the body armor stuff all the electrolytes all the water all the little juices like we were

00:28:38.960 like god i need to drink at least two before i go out today you're like get the patrol yeah i was like

00:28:45.600 and every time i looked at the patron i was gagging violently i was like

00:28:49.280 like a baby yeah oh girl i and i just felt like every time i was there i was like

00:28:54.000 i think i gotta sit down like i'm gonna go sit down i already took my outfit pictures i'm gonna go

00:28:59.920 sit down you need the silent suite what was that called the oh yeah the deprivation yeah for real

00:29:08.640 i just feel like a hundred thousand years old so it's like one of those things where as you get older

00:29:13.760 too you're like if i am gonna go i need to buy things like i need to buy things that make it easier

00:29:19.680 for me to be there yeah so i need a better parking pass i need to make sure i have a chair and then

00:29:24.560 it's like what's the point what's the point i will be under the k bridge yeah yeah i call that a k

00:29:31.520 a k hole yeah under the k bridge one time one time i went to this uh event with my sister all my lesbian 0.96

00:29:39.840 friends we went to a gay event in la and there was a girl man is laughing she was there there was a girl

00:29:47.280 came up she was like i'd love to take you to the vip like i'm a huge fan i was like okay yeah sure and

00:29:53.520 i'm with like nine people she takes all of us vip was literally it's in the same room that we were

00:29:59.200 already in there's just a platform that's about eight inches off the ground you're like she's like 1.00

00:30:04.080 this is it right here and then we're just standing on it and we're just and it's so crowded on the

00:30:09.200 platform no one can move so we're kind of like well now i just feel like i'm being looked at

00:30:13.360 yeah and one of my cousins was with us with her girlfriend and she was like i'm gonna stay down 0.94

00:30:18.960 here i don't want to get on the platform and then it's like her head was like to my like tits right 1.00

00:30:25.360 here and then i was like vip experience that's good they come out with like the sparklers 0.97

00:30:34.000 but i'm glad your guys's intentions yeah are to i also think to like hang out with more like like

00:30:39.760 friends and keep it low-key i agree with you i feel like a lot of the events lately have turned

00:30:43.600 into like a listen a dark room is nice sometimes too but like i wouldn't say that's necessarily i

00:30:49.200 guess that's community but it's like it's like fucking for pride like okay yeah let's get it i 0.68

00:30:55.520 guess but are you familiar with twinks versus dolls like in what regard there's like a there's a bar in 0.98

00:31:01.760 brooklyn singers has an annual competition twinks versus dolls okay in a high school gymnasium okay and it

00:31:08.160 is the twinks versus the dolls there are two teams right different competitions there is like

00:31:12.880 kind of i think it's like a lube wrestling one where they have to wrestle each other in lube or

00:31:18.320 it's mud it's something like that but there is most famously is their cigarette race where it's the 1.00

00:31:23.520 twinks versus dolls chain smoking as fast as they can and whoever wins whoever finishes their cigarette

00:31:28.560 first wins teffy would kill at that if she should honestly she should be an honorary twin yeah i think so 0.98

00:31:35.040 she would be in that category i think so too um but that's something i actually need to get to this

00:31:39.840 year i need to i've never seen that online you could pay it's pay-per-view so if you want to watch

00:31:44.400 it at home you could shut the fuck up i would love to watch it it's been elevated every single 0.98

00:31:52.000 year like started in like the backyard and now it's a high school gym gay people are so fun it's 0.99

00:31:57.120 incredible it's so crazy to me like it's funny because i joke about this all the time i'm like i'm a token

00:32:01.920 straight friend all my friends are gay even when i told chapel that she's like yeah i can tell 0.63

00:32:07.360 because i said everyone who works for me and with me is gay and she said i can tell and i said well

00:32:11.680 clocked yeah my bad like and i feel like that's when i hang out with straight people like the few

00:32:17.440 times i'm with straight people i'm always like i can't do this god it's so boring yeah what do you

00:32:22.560 guys talk about taxes it freaks me out and i feel bad like i'm happy i'm really i i'm so happy for

00:32:28.720 them but i just am like are you i can't talk about survivor anymore and it's very gay i just can't 0.96

00:32:38.800 i never watched survivor either that's so funny yeah it's really hard do you watch house i feel

00:32:42.480 like the crossover is housewives sometimes yeah that is with straight women with straight women yeah 1.00

00:32:46.800 no we're talking straight men straight men i was talking straight in general oh no yeah straight

00:32:52.480 men you're right it's gonna be what a big old no from me crying right

00:32:59.440 you're like what do you want to do trauma like what do you want to talk about made well like

00:33:05.280 the new lodge at made well like not sure

00:33:08.880 carhartt carhartt i don't know anything about that no god no f1 i know and you know what

00:33:18.800 you just say a bunch of straight things tate mcrae f1 mls mlb um yeah that's my straight translator

00:33:27.280 if i'm miley cyrus and i'm appealing to them that's what i'm still talking about

00:33:30.240 ketrick lamar's halftime super bowl performance and i'm like yeah what about that they're like

00:33:34.480 what you mean from february yeah right right at the big game yeah the big game

00:33:41.520 i know that's why whenever you're right though about the crossover with housewives

00:33:45.120 i agree like with straight that's where you meet yes in the middle i was just telling dason this the

00:33:50.000 other day because she tells me the entire plot of every what is it secret lives mormon wives she 0.86

00:33:56.320 told me the entire plot of the entire show because i was like i'm never gonna watch it and when she was

00:34:00.560 explaining it to me i was like oh yeah i'm just picturing like she's like see all these all these

00:34:05.040 names sound the same it's like anna janna hannah right and i was like well yeah i'm just picturing

00:34:10.800 different hairstyle like this one has a curtain bang this one has a braid and i feel like they all

00:34:16.640 have the same hairstyle they do yeah the same hair honestly yes and you don't have to watch because

00:34:23.040 like you already know mormons like that you know you just explain like you know so like benson boom

00:34:28.000 yeah like that well aware that show is so good though is it it is like the drama is like actually

00:34:33.120 really good i am like living for it it's kind of crazy but yeah i haven't streamed you haven't

00:34:38.880 streamed it's okay i can fill you in i need my sister and i'm sure my sister also would recap that

00:34:45.520 with pleasure what's your favorite housewives oh i see like i haven't really like got i'm recently

00:34:51.200 getting into it so like i've only really watched the salt lake franchise i've watched like new jersey

00:34:56.880 when i was in high school so i know like because that's family because that's family that's familiar

00:35:03.120 and like a little bit of the og new york and then the current new york but i can't get into the

00:35:07.920 current well it's over it's oh well yeah go figure i told you that let's like cast some new people

00:35:14.800 salt lake was with jen shaw yeah yes okay like come on adam worked with jen shaw for a minute

00:35:20.720 you're kidding no you have to ask him download yeah we're gonna be talking he actually worked

00:35:26.400 in several of those housewives so like during the the height of that show oh my god the height of 1.00

00:35:30.640 that show was you couldn't script that tv no i know i really want to get into housewives because

00:35:37.600 i was telling eric this actually yeah when i saw him last and we were talking because he loves the

00:35:42.000 housewives and i was telling him i was like i gotta get into it because i feel like i watch it like i

00:35:46.160 watch highlights like i just see the highlight reels and i'm like i'm loving this but then i i just don't

00:35:52.400 make the time to i think that's i do i think that you got me into salt lake because it was like an

00:35:57.520 easy way to like just get in not too many seasons into the housewives universe and like you the drama

00:36:04.240 picks up almost immediately so i would suggest the same okay tea yeah i love that unless you have a

00:36:10.160 like a lot of time and then start with the og new york i guess and that's amazing to see bethany

00:36:15.840 frankel's origin story like before she i mean she honestly kind of always was giving like super

00:36:20.160 villain in some ways but you really you really see the misunderstood person that transforms into

00:36:25.680 like dr evil and it is it's fascinating fascinating to watch happen yeah yeah the first favorite part

00:36:32.640 about those shows is like you watch these people unravel in real time which is crazy

00:36:37.600 seasons progress right so dark but i'm like oh i actually i almost empathize i'm like yeah you're

00:36:44.560 doing it again yes and you see their kids grow up too which is like the kids don't deserve the kids

00:36:51.440 don't need this yeah but like i didn't ask for the slide i didn't need that but um a good person to

00:36:57.680 talk about it with is bowman because he gave us some good suggestions oh of course he loves

00:37:02.000 he was like and skip seasons five through nine it's always algebra i'm like okay it's algebra

00:37:07.920 know a full formula the pythagorean theorem yeah my sister was telling me she said something about

00:37:14.000 vanderpump like some somehow the vanderpump world is tied into the mormon wives world oh like something 0.50

00:37:19.680 like that they're tied in in some way i don't know right but what she was telling me she was like yeah

00:37:23.920 something about the vanderpump villa i go villa yeah when did they do that and i said wait aren't the

00:37:29.520 vanderpump's a family and she goes no no and i go who the hell is who are these well if you're here 0.57

00:37:35.920 and i'm here who's flying the plane it is a nightmare it's a nightmare true i'm like i'm i and honestly

00:37:42.720 that's it's mirrors my confusion with like white famous straight guys so it's like how i thought like

00:37:50.240 paul mescal dylan manette and logan lerman i thought they were all logan lerman and they should be

00:37:55.440 they kind of should be honestly when i say for years i'm not even kidding like i started doing

00:38:00.800 this and i still thought that yeah and then when i did the oscars a couple years ago when paul mescal

00:38:05.600 was like the guy he's still the guy but like at the time and she was like oh paul mescal is really

00:38:09.840 excited to meet you like he loves tiktok and he he knows you on tiktok and then i go i thought she

00:38:15.360 said pedro pascal so i was like pedro pascal and she goes no paul mescal and i go okay love him too

00:38:21.680 and then i told dason who is that i'm sure is freaking out yeah i'm sure and then i go oh so

00:38:27.920 he's in percy jackson she goes who no and then i go okay so then and she goes no that's logan lerman i

00:38:35.760 go okay and he's in 13 reasons why and she goes that's a completely different person too i'm like

00:38:40.960 what are you talking about it's fucked up that there's two of them like dylan and logan that's 0.94

00:38:46.080 weird yeah there should just be fun knock it off yeah yeah i'm pissed off one of you has to decide 0.97

00:38:51.680 fight to the death i don't care one of you has to quit give it up give it up do you have anything

00:38:57.200 like that where it's like hard for you to keep people straight i mean you and ben platt took a

00:39:01.200 while oh girl i had to shave my head i had to shave my head to beat the bed plot allegation

00:39:08.480 well i love i love ben though like it it's been great and but the curls really were so now that i

00:39:15.200 that's actually so tea i've never i don't think you guys look alike but i can see why maybe people

00:39:18.960 would i've talked about it with ben and he was like i don't think we look alike either i genuinely

00:39:22.880 don't maybe like familial you know but it's an energy an energy yeah cousins not sisters anything we

00:39:29.600 would do any clip we would post it would be like okay ben i really thought this was ben platt for a

00:39:34.880 second then i'm like okay and then i shaved my head and i forgot what people were calling me

00:39:39.520 i've got bad money once i said that's something your eyes were squinting your eyes

00:39:45.440 girl you got pollen in the eyes you're hurting my feelings because you're lying to me 1.00

00:39:50.960 i'm like i actually will take that one and run with it for the rest of my life because i'm on

00:39:54.960 bad bunnies instagram like we're so alike they were so alike it's so crazy we should hang out no yeah but

00:40:02.400 now i'm just me in high school so mind you imagine being 17 years old and being told

00:40:09.840 monthly monthly you look just like jason siegel

00:40:16.560 and that was tough that was tough as a 17 year old at 17 yeah at 17 and he was probably like in his

00:40:21.840 it was in his mid to late 30s

00:40:23.520 he's getting older yes yeah for sure but then at one point i was like time to lean in

00:40:31.040 right i was like i'm gonna start styling myself just like jason siegel

00:40:36.160 and look at me now it all worked out yeah and look at you now benson boone

00:40:41.040 do you get anybody honestly no i think i mean i think the one i got the most when i started doing

00:40:47.040 this was lotto okay which i was like i think that's just a round face and huge eyes um and i'm

00:40:53.920 not white so there's that but i was like but i think that would hurt lotto's feelings which does 0.99

00:40:58.160 kind of make me giggle a little bit she'd be like fuck you guys like if she heard me telling me that 0.99

00:41:05.360 okay you know what no that reminds me though when i was with trixie recently we were talking about i 0.99

00:41:11.120 forget what the fuck we were talking about but i told her a running bit i have in my head is that 0.86

00:41:15.600 when i meet famous people that are built nothing like me and look nothing like me 0.98

00:41:19.840 i'll i'll randomly throw this joke in conversation with them and i'll be like well we're both about

00:41:24.480 the same where do you shop and i just like it makes me giggle because like i because in my head

00:41:29.680 i'm like i'm obviously i know we look nothing alike because i'm not stupid but i i think it's fun

00:41:35.200 to throw that at really famous people and see what they say i've said it many times and sometimes

00:41:40.320 they throw it back and sometimes they don't and when they don't i'm always thinking in my head

00:41:44.480 it forces you to confront your like internalized biases immediately in live real time in front of

00:41:50.880 me yeah because like why is that bad to look like me yeah you don't want to look like me why

00:41:55.040 that's a really good way to frame it that and so i think it's fun yeah we're built about the same

00:41:59.680 where do you shop well i'll just borrow some of your clothes if that's cool yeah it's like kristen

00:42:04.320 genoa she's like like girl girl like it doesn't have to be that serious and i said in the video

00:42:11.280 i was like like if i met sydney sweeney i would make that joke yeah i just want to see what she says

00:42:15.520 i wonder how she'd respond yeah and honestly i made that joke to cynthia revo and she laughed

00:42:19.840 yeah so there we go and when when i said to cynthia revo i laughed when i said it to her because i was

00:42:28.320 like she's like well it's because we're twins that's why she said something like that and then i go and

00:42:33.840 we're equally as talented and then we're looking at each other i go careful you've never heard me sing

00:42:39.440 so you don't know you're just as skilled as me don't think you're more okay but yeah i mean i

00:42:48.720 think it's fun i think and i think when you're really confident it's okay to say like that because

00:42:52.800 it doesn't hurt my feelings like nothing hurts my feelings yeah just like nothing hurts your guys's

00:42:56.880 feelings no the most the silliest things hurt your feelings i'd say yeah yeah yeah i'm like my feelings

00:43:03.440 are always hurt but not in a serious way in the silliest i'm like that's so crazy that they said

00:43:08.800 that about me but it's so fun i am one of the most sensitive people on the planet i like and since i

00:43:13.440 was a child i can dish it out i cannot take it i could say the meanest thing to your face if you even

00:43:20.080 like ideate about saying it back i'm crying i'm like that is so you're shaking that is so hard

00:43:25.600 self-awareness though is yeah yes when you know you're like sorry that's me i'm very aware of how

00:43:30.400 intolerable i am that part locked in that's actually perfect that you know a lot about

00:43:36.160 yourselves because i actually have some fun facts about both of you oh my god are you excited yeah

00:43:40.560 i'm terrified okay we'll go with joe first okay uh it says on here that you were an assistant director

00:43:46.640 at a theater company in high school like how did they i love how like you have guests where you google

00:43:53.520 that and it's like variety deadline and vogue right and this is just this is like actually

00:44:00.480 high school production yes from the san anthony's high school padawan and did you did you have fun as

00:44:05.680 an assistant director i did i had a lot of fun that was my first time my first experience with stars

00:44:10.720 you know that was really it i was like a true friendless loser throughout all of high school like

00:44:16.400 eating lunch alone in the cafe in the library not even cafeteria like that was the level reading the

00:44:20.800 hunger games and then i joined the theater company because i was like something's got to give it's

00:44:26.160 this or it's a lot worse so i have to pick theater um and it was a lot of fun we did barnum we did

00:44:32.720 anything barnum oh right okay we did turn back the clock correct and then we did anything goes which

00:44:41.760 people are okay right but it was it was a lot of fun i did nothing i sat with a clipboard and i

00:44:47.840 occasionally would have to read lines when someone was absent and my level of social anxiety at the

00:44:53.840 time like it would be the the line to be like let's go to the store and i would be reading it for 15

00:45:00.800 minutes over and over and over again where but but i'm like all right joe good yeah let's keep it

00:45:07.200 moving wrap it up so like i know i would just sit there for 15 minutes sweating afterwards but it was

00:45:12.240 great decompressing from your big your big gig my big and i was always like i want to be on that stage

00:45:17.840 is phil to call out sick and i'm the lead of this yeah because i know every word and i i'm more

00:45:24.480 talented than every single one yeah meanwhile i couldn't speak i was fully convinced that someone

00:45:32.080 was gonna get mono and i would step in right easy and you're like and i could fill those shoes 0.97

00:45:37.200 yeah smash yeah like a tanya harding yeah you should kick like jack you should kiss sabrina 0.94

00:45:42.800 sabrina has mono yes she's like oh you're out that's so weird um just so happen to be prepared 0.96

00:45:50.560 today i have a full tap dance routine ready

00:45:54.960 oh i would have been your friend in high school joe you definitely would have i didn't go

00:45:58.880 just to clarify i was not in that high school so that's that's why that was that's why you guys were

00:46:04.640 reaching to each other yeah yeah we went to the same elementary and middle but then i went to

00:46:09.520 public school and joe went to catholic school damn well then i'm not and i'm not surprised then but

00:46:14.640 it was hard to make friends in a scary place like that scary spooky spooky uh andrew this one says that

00:46:22.800 you used to be a trainer at f45 i did yeah okay okay i did absolutely correct you're a group class

00:46:32.560 queen i'm a group class queen i love it it literally was my first introduction because i was working

00:46:37.280 corporate for a while and i was in sales and like yeah i love i love talking to people and like i was

00:46:42.160 talking to women in the midwest selling them travel it was crazy but then i think f45 was like my first

00:46:48.160 intro to being like i want to be on a stage i want to entertain people and it was like no like the actual

00:46:54.800 like not what the intention should be behind being a personal trainer but i was like something about getting

00:47:00.480 30 people in a room i'm like girls let's get those deadlifts pick up that heavier weight we got it 1.00

00:47:06.880 um but yeah it was it was fun i will say my boss at the time though it was not fun he wasn't really

00:47:13.040 yeah a lot of unfortunate body shaming really yeah it was tough it was definitely something that i learned

00:47:19.440 along the way i was like because i've always so obviously i grew up a lot bigger but i always have

00:47:24.000 been a bigger body in fitness yeah and you know and like but i i i the reason i decided to get into

00:47:30.720 fitness is one because i lost weight in like such an unhealthy way and i was like i know people struggle

00:47:36.080 with that so like i want to help people feel comfortable like regardless if you've never

00:47:40.320 moved your body like let's do it with me totally and yeah i've always been a bigger body and there's

00:47:45.680 always going to be people that comment on your body regardless if you're like you know have a six

00:47:50.560 pack or not when you're in the fitness industry and my boss was very much that um like to clients

00:47:56.960 too or just well to me to me specifically and i would hear it from other trainers and i was like

00:48:01.680 i don't want to hear that he said to my face this is insane he said to my face um maybe you should

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00:49:11.680 i'm sorry are you stocking the protein bars are they calteen bars i'm sorry i'm gonna eat the

00:49:19.760 protein bar now yeah um good for you but yeah and it was like we would do like little challenges

00:49:25.280 and he'd be like if you're feeling hungry drink seltzer i'm like no girl that's great brush your

00:49:30.560 teeth i'm like no brush your teeth brush your teeth if you're hungry that's people are sick 0.87

00:49:35.440 that's just promoting eating disorders but that has nothing to do with the f45 brand it was just

00:49:39.280 that man and he doesn't work there any longer so thank god yeah goodbye um yeah but you love but

00:49:44.560 you found your love for performance yeah and i just like you know attention attention and then i walk

00:49:50.880 around Williamsburg i walk around Williamsburg i'm like one girl like a girl named sarah is like

00:49:56.160 andrew i'm like hey sarah my friends are like whoa like everyone knows you right here i'm like

00:50:03.440 yeah it's kind of crazy i do love your point about why you got into fitness though that's actually why

00:50:10.480 my man got into fitness too because my my man's been a bigger person too so am i but he's he was

00:50:15.840 really really overweight at one point and then helped helped like basically taught himself how to

00:50:20.880 like lose it in a way that was healthy yeah and so then when he was training he was the only trainer

00:50:26.640 i ever saw that all his clients looked very different like varying ages ethnicities like

00:50:32.400 sizes like all of that because he was very like movement is movement like what what is movement is

00:50:38.480 is good for your body like that's like that kind of mentality around fitness is so important it's so

00:50:43.200 important so i'm glad and i bet the girls loved you at f45 they were obsessed you know i was picking that 0.95

00:50:49.840 good music yeah i was chatting i was like coaching but like you know i was talking to him about four

00:50:54.480 minutes i'm like what'd you do last night you see jason last night there's some crazy tea in gyms oh yeah

00:51:03.680 crazy tea especially amongst trainers the craziest tea in the world yeah and like in our gym back home

00:51:10.560 like too whenever there's tea uh now like my whole family goes to the same gym so i'll be like you'll never

00:51:16.800 guess what i heard today and it's when i love telling uh billy's mom i love telling her news

00:51:23.600 because she is so every time i tell her anything she goes you're kidding every single time i tell

00:51:28.720 her it could be it could be like someone like died or or they're opening a new store that was

00:51:34.400 strange i actually do that you're kidding you're kidding

00:51:38.320 that's such a good reaction and she's a white lady so that is 1.00

00:51:41.360 we have that we have that together what are your thoughts we recently were just talking about this on

00:51:45.200 our patreon what are your thoughts about a dog in a gym oh my god um it depends on the it depends

00:51:52.160 on the kind of gym and it depends on the dog the size of the dog okay let's say let's say this gym was

00:51:57.840 a main gym franchise okay this man wants to work out on the floor right right and he's going around

00:52:04.480 the people that are sitting down with this cocky spaniel saying anyone want to watch this cute dog

00:52:09.760 dog no that's i'm sorry you're looking for a baby a dog sitter and you're going to do uh some reverse

00:52:15.840 flies i'm sorry you're going to do deadlifts while i watch your cocker spaniel we're losing the plot 1.00

00:52:23.840 go ahead and download wag and get the fuck out of here 0.98

00:52:28.640 no that's crazy yeah i did used to take my dog to the gym but that was because it was a private gym and 0.94

00:52:33.280 we had to watch him but we trained him so he has a stroller and so he would just sit in the stroller and

00:52:38.880 he did he never gets out of it he never barks at anyone and we'd just park him somewhere like

00:52:43.520 park him right there so he could see us and he would just sit in there and just watch us

00:52:46.640 but a private gym is different yeah you're at an equinox

00:52:50.080 and it's a 24-hour it's a multi-floor gym and you're and you're walking up the stairs with your

00:52:55.440 cocker spaniel and you're going to the people that are on a zoom call trying to do work it pisses me

00:52:59.440 off pissing me off that's so crazy to be like anyone any takers 1.00

00:53:04.560 i'm like anyone want to watch my dog don't know you

00:53:13.200 that's like an unbelievable level of entitlement yes

00:53:16.560 you don't want to watch my dog let me get this straight no one in here wants to watch my dog

00:53:20.640 right um get a grip get a grip okay next fun fact about joe oh my god it says you used to work at

00:53:30.720 buzzfeed oh my god yes i did that was honestly that was my mecca when i was in college i was like

00:53:37.600 if i could work there it was i could unlock something exactly i wanted it so badly like i it

00:53:44.160 was like i got there a little too late you know it was like past the point of it's like a massive

00:53:50.000 peak it was like no longer as cool as it used to be but like all of college i was sending in cover

00:53:54.480 letters every single day me too no work experience no work experience being like hire me please hire

00:54:00.400 me i'll do anything i wanted to be there so badly right which in retrospect i just wanted to be on

00:54:05.120 camera like i just wanted to be trying something on camera that was the goal i was like i'm gonna get in

00:54:10.320 there they're gonna make me an intern and they're gonna make me run papers but then they're gonna see

00:54:14.160 how magnetic and awesome i am and they're gonna be like do you want to be in this video and i'm

00:54:17.520 gonna be like oh yes that was exactly the goal like videos like it happened ever it did not happen

00:54:24.080 americans try british snacks like something like that exactly i was so desperate for it and instead what

00:54:28.880 i did was parenting content i was 21 years old like graduated immediately got the job was a parenting

00:54:37.280 content expert i was teaching people how to make art with their placenta i was teaching people how to

00:54:44.160 make like baby bjorns diy that's so dangerous don't do that you can't even build a dresser you're

00:54:52.880 teaching people how to do a baby well let's not talk about dressers i could build a dresser very well

00:54:59.520 um it was literally like the it was that like you lie on your resume situation i was like oh here we are

00:55:05.920 i'm just gonna give new parents expert advice right but so much of it was like ugc where i had to like

00:55:12.720 reach out to a creator and be like hey can we can buzzfeed the conglomerate corporation use your video

00:55:18.000 for free to make ourselves like a million dollars in ad revenue and so that was also always very

00:55:23.040 shameful on my personal accounts like on my facebook being like hi how are you this in perpetuity we will

00:55:28.720 be able to own this video and yeah everyone said yes yeah but um buzzfeed right i was there for the

00:55:34.880 like when they started their layoffs and that was a nightmare disaster like it was really so

00:55:41.120 wild to watch happen you really did come at the end of the empire literally the very end i watched

00:55:45.920 everything i watched it go up and immediately down but amazing peanut butter filled pretzels

00:55:51.600 amazing chocolate brownie bitter bitter bites something brittle goldfish every single day i so many cups of

00:55:59.200 like starbursts frozen yogurt the tasty kitchen that was like that was the hunger game okay and now i'm

00:56:07.040 like whoa that i was a part of history right i was watching the tasty kitchen happen and they'd be like

00:56:13.680 triple layer corn tortilla quesadillas in the tasty kitchen and people would start running like the

00:56:20.080 slack would come in and you would get up from i have my hokas on sprint they're slacking i'll be

00:56:25.680 right back yeah running running running and it happened every single day and i was always like

00:56:30.480 too ashamed to be one of those people i was like i can't i can't i can't run for the tortillas today

00:56:35.840 but eventually i was like this once the layoffs happened i was i was that's tea i was like wealth

00:56:40.400 hoarding i was robbing right when i worked at the nfl it was similar like in the sense of 0.95

00:56:46.160 the shit they bring into the office is like whoa this is crazy but it's almost like to distract you 0.97

00:56:52.640 from all the other shit for sure when i tell you people would be running to go get free 1.00

00:56:56.960 shit like they were like i could hear like flat slapping and shit on the on the tiles and they're 0.98

00:57:03.680 like tori birches yeah tori birch sandals literally that it was so so so crazy i did get to be in like 0.98

00:57:12.560 one video and then i oh my god you know hannah bronfman is are you familiar she's a she's like

00:57:18.480 an o like one of the og og influencers okay rich girl and i was finally in a video it was like the

00:57:24.880 first time i ever got to be in something and she like interviewed me in union square park and i was

00:57:29.440 like this is gonna be my big break this is it and like the next day it was layoffs and then the next

00:57:35.840 day it was whoever was in charge of that video got fired and erased the hard drive out of spite so

00:57:43.120 it never happened you said my one chance yes i was like that's about my aq to wrap this up

00:57:50.560 right i would say like when i was still working corporate i once uh got asked to be in a jubilee

00:57:55.920 video right and this was before they started doing these really intense like political things

00:58:02.480 20 yeah right and so like they asked me to come they gave me a very loose concept and like i was

00:58:07.840 thinking the same shit i was like i'm gonna be a star in this video and the people are gonna be like 0.82

00:58:11.840 bring that girl back and so the video itself was like i was gonna look at pictures of people's 0.90

00:58:19.840 instagrams and then like basically make commentary on who i thought they were as a person and so i thought

00:58:26.800 it was like supposed to be funny like i figured it's like i'm not going to be super super mean i'm

00:58:31.600 gonna like make silly quips about what i think they like based off what i saw and so i was just

00:58:37.360 kind of gently lightly roasting i wasn't being mean but i was just like i don't know like making a bunch 0.95

00:58:42.640 of jokes i was cracking those bitches up like they were laughing their ass off when i was and i remember 1.00

00:58:47.920 one joke i made in particular it someone's profile was looking at they had a lot of designer stuff 0.97

00:58:54.480 but it was all gucci and it was all like the older print and i was like well you know this is like

00:58:59.280 i obviously they want people to know they they have style they like gucci like designer and i was

00:59:03.760 like but it's giving like it's like consignment gucci like those stores out in palm springs like on your

00:59:08.720 way home from coachella you're like i'm gonna stop and get a gucci bag and it's like a quarter of the

00:59:12.320 price and they were dying laughing mind you before this i went in a waiting room and i was sitting with

00:59:18.720 like four other people all of whom were in the video and i thought we were all on the same page the one 0.93

00:59:23.360 guy that i made fun of for the gucci shit was like actually mad at me that i made that joke 0.87

00:59:28.320 and i was like it's a joke and it's not he's like that's real good you could never and i never said 0.98

00:59:35.200 it wasn't i said you got it in palm springs and i think i hit you because that's why he got so mad

00:59:39.600 and like basically he kind of kicked up a stink about that joke and then it almost the way that

00:59:44.480 they pitched it to me like they never really told me why it never went out because they never published

00:59:48.640 the video wow but i think what it was is like i think we all had very different ideas i think

00:59:53.760 they were all like they seem nice they seem like we would go to the beach and have a good time and i

00:59:58.720 was like this person looks like they love a disney proposal like i was like i thought we were joking

01:00:05.280 and then i think it was just too lopsided and made no sense and then it just never went anywhere

01:00:09.840 but the whole time i called out of work that day i made my sister come with me drove my prius down

01:00:15.040 there wait let's reach out you should reach out the lost files looking forward every single day

01:00:22.720 i remember i was like this is gonna be my big break never saw the light of day

01:00:28.480 forced to work in corporate america for another 10 years

01:00:33.760 so i get it trust me uh okay andrew's next fun fact uh it says you were a financial intern for congress

01:00:40.320 oh no i was hoping to god i'd hear those girl what are you doing in congress

01:00:51.040 no that was really it was such a interesting time in my life even just like the idea of being a

01:00:56.480 finance major was a lot um at the time well yes well correct um yeah i i decided to take an unpaid

01:01:04.720 internship a senior year of college i went to school in baltimore so i still had to take the train

01:01:09.920 every day or um twice a week and yeah i was working on the financial services committee i was just

01:01:15.600 sitting in on their meetings and i was like not absorbing anything taking notes literally

01:01:23.360 taking notes and you would have to like brief different congress people on like what was being

01:01:27.120 said if they had to miss the the hearing and i'm like i'm not so you're just like a meeting

01:01:31.280 attender yeah i was i was literally a meeting attender and then i was also like working for

01:01:35.920 different people in congress just like answering phones and just like getting screamed at the

01:01:41.040 people are screaming about and i'm writing this is the thing all right you want to talk about the

01:01:45.200 government i don't but let's talk about the government i'm the one i was the one that was

01:01:49.520 writing the letters back to people i was formatting these things people were calling me about their

01:01:54.800 taxes i had to be emailing them like i'm so sorry to hear that that's how you feel about your taxes

01:02:00.720 like the the congress person the congress people didn't even know yeah and they don't fell on a

01:02:05.280 21 year old that wasn't being paid a 21 year old twink twink no a 21 year old twink in a suit

01:02:12.720 all right on grinder no no on grinder on office hours no i probably was on grinder at the time

01:02:19.920 i bet there was a ton of hits in congress oh absolutely and no because you know what they

01:02:25.280 wouldn't be showing face they would be dl that's torso torso torso torso and suit i think it would

01:02:32.400 be yeah for sure yeah but yeah i worked in congress so who's to say who yeah who's to say

01:02:40.400 what could have happened yeah i thought that was my big break talking about big breaks yeah imagining

01:02:47.280 you in congress is just no i i i won my superlative in high school most likely to become president and

01:02:52.880 like i don't know i was living this life that i thought i was going to be a politician and um 0.77

01:02:58.080 now i talk about dick on the internet so like who's to say you can't so every path is different 0.63

01:03:03.840 things took a more serious turn exactly who's to say when i'm 45 years old i might maybe i'm 0.95

01:03:10.640 running for president right maybe when you grow tired of fame fame and fortune

01:03:14.960 because i'm girl i'm tired i'm tired of all that fortune oh god that is so funny and also

01:03:26.720 so real especially about responding to like constituents because my sister and i had to

01:03:31.200 do that too when we worked together in corporate same thing like it's like getting screamed at for a

01:03:36.000 living it's just truly nuts because and people are genuinely upset for what i believe is a valid

01:03:41.280 reason i'm just not the guy no like i'm just i'm here on your porch in a too small polo like that's 0.67

01:03:46.880 my job unfortunately i hate the government too i was like girl every way i hate them

01:03:52.960 you're talking to me about taxes i'm thinking about what pizza slices about

01:03:56.960 i'm on my parents insurance like i'm sorry i remember so distinctly one time dason dason used to

01:04:03.040 have to field calls from really angry like constituents for the job we had and i remember there was one time 0.95

01:04:09.040 this this old ass one thing about old person like they're gonna complain oh of course an old person 0.97

01:04:13.840 is going to call a number and complain or write a letter and so it was always old people and they 0.99

01:04:18.800 like called and wanted to know what kind of asphalt was being used on the freeway why i don't know

01:04:27.120 but my sister literally had to call an engineer and ask them like what kind of asphalt's being used

01:04:32.400 on the freeway and they were like why do they need to know that she goes i don't know they just

01:04:37.280 need to know and so they was like well it depends and then she had to listen to that person talk for

01:04:41.120 hours they should call back that old man and be like it's actually this kind of asphalt and he's

01:04:45.440 like why would they use that and she's like i don't know i don't know i don't know

01:04:52.560 it's like born to be funny forced to do this

01:04:58.160 and my sister used she jokes all the time about how like i used to go to the bathroom on the clock

01:05:03.120 and i was like well i finished my work by 12 p.m what the fuck am i supposed to do what else am i 0.82

01:05:06.800 supposed to do you were sitting in the store yeah girl i was just sitting in there no one can bother

01:05:11.920 me in there yeah i used to i used to book studio spaces i wasn't even allowed to do that and i would

01:05:18.880 i would have my full-time employee like co-worker do it because i was permalands no rights no anything

01:05:25.040 right me at the nfl too yeah which is amazing he has same no health insurance no nothing

01:05:29.760 and they could just drop you whenever they wanted yes exactly full-time work yes um i would have her 0.91

01:05:34.080 book me a studio space so i could do instagram photo shoots during the work day and i was like

01:05:39.440 and you were and i was they were going up every single day yeah every day like i was like every

01:05:43.600 day right to be here i'm gonna get the job done jose is stunting in his outfit in a chunky sneaker

01:05:49.920 like he's like he's trying new lighting it's like they have children okay did it go through about

01:05:57.920 five different routes of the face oh yeah yeah yeah it became mixed media always

01:06:04.080 by the end it looks real ai yeah yeah yeah oh my god thinking about you working in congress is

01:06:10.640 still making me giggle that is so funny surreal okay for joe's this one i found a christmas list

01:06:17.280 from when you were a child uh-huh and your christmas list on here it says this is joe's

01:06:22.960 christmas list see and on the very top it says littlest pet shop display and play pet nooks dove and

01:06:30.320 brown owl 3.99 each whoa look at the price i like how you're putting the pricing on there yeah but

01:06:35.600 some of those get pricey i'm like what was i thinking yeah the next one is can i tell you i bought

01:06:39.200 a little pet shop on ebay and it got delivered yesterday one of the like a turtle because of that

01:06:44.160 i was like i need that back because of your uh christmas list obviously it says a viva

01:06:50.320 piñata party animals for 360 49.99 that's that's a video game yeah video game i do remember viva

01:06:57.680 piñata for the xbox 360 360. yeah you had to like what was the song he's a pinata

01:07:07.360 and i was obsessed with it

01:07:09.520 viva piñata filled with fun filled with fun i would make andrew like watch me do it yeah

01:07:16.960 like you're breeding piñatas

01:07:18.560 that's so funny when i play sims i feel like i turn into the most like aggressive trad wife

01:07:26.800 when i play sims i'm like you're at home and you're having children and i'm sending that

01:07:31.200 to work right i'm saying because so he doesn't bother us and then you're gonna raise children

01:07:35.600 and that's like that's literally what i do on sims and maybe it's because i that life seems so

01:07:40.000 god-awful horrible to me now like being a trad wife so i'm like i just want to see and then

01:07:44.400 i like to raise like almost like a family that has nothing to do with a man at all yeah like i

01:07:49.040 just like nothing at all and she's raising all these children and then they all move away from

01:07:52.640 him that's what i do every time i play the sims me playing god they move away all women and no man 0.58

01:08:00.480 making the wonder woman island by myself

01:08:05.200 that's as you wanted we controller skins what the hell uh mad cats xbox 360

01:08:11.520 don't know what that is no clue yeah lots of games oh it says who wants to be a millionaire dvd game

01:08:18.400 oh that's fine you still want to be a millionaire

01:08:24.640 and the next one says dealer no deal game that makes for ds yeah that's honest work

01:08:30.800 that one's fine to me oh my gosh you would make a great briefcase girl on dealer i would love i

01:08:37.280 actually would love that's my goal now yeah that's my make or break moment yeah and then you're like

01:08:45.920 the megan markle gift with the five dollars

01:08:50.160 yeah i think you would kill i would kill yeah yeah lots of video games bionicle

01:08:55.920 i feel of course yeah it says bionicle heroes for we and then after that says dancing with the stars for

01:09:02.400 we i was getting to work that's why you needed those skins joe they're

01:09:06.880 wide out of your head yeah we're planning something every game show imaginable

01:09:12.960 it's still that the through line is the same yeah there's a search for stardom throughout all of

01:09:17.680 absolutely there is yeah your webkin's on here it has the one specifically that you want which

01:09:22.560 was who it says charcoal cat turtle love frog and yellow lab and i still have that love frog

01:09:28.960 to this day so listen the money was worth it we were in the recession i was asking my parents

01:09:35.120 for two thousand dollars of video games and everyone was happy you were prepping for your

01:09:39.600 inevitable stardom exactly would y'all do dancing with the stars i feel like yeah neither would i

01:09:46.160 honestly i can't even clap i would eat it up you know like i've accepted that you would do excellently

01:09:51.440 i would people andrew i think you would kill i would be on the floor my i would be pointing my toes 0.73

01:09:56.080 my legs would be behind my head yeah i would find a way yeah you'd be pointing your toes i would be

01:10:02.240 doing silks you'd be like pink is like on our couch like tumbling from the sky me and pink are in the

01:10:09.840 same season you'd be pointing your toe and have the little heel on yeah oh of course yeah i would i

01:10:16.320 would love just anything yeah you know i can't even do that let's just not risk it let's not risk it

01:10:25.600 yeah i feel like i feel like when you're on dance with the stars i feel like you're running for

01:10:29.200 homecoming queen yeah yeah that's kind of how it seems yeah they're like don't forget don't forget

01:10:32.640 don't then you get voted out and you're like damn yeah that's how i would go yeah right oh so you all

01:10:40.640 hate me yeah yeah because i think like if i was in like any sort of reality show where it was based 0.99

01:10:46.640 off like likability yeah i would kill yeah so like in love island like i if i was in a love island

01:10:53.200 situation i'm just trying to be the best person like the one that everyone's like oh but i love them

01:10:58.240 yeah they just keep they couple up with me yeah so that i stay in the house right yeah what about

01:11:02.240 like a big brother for you i don't really know the rules of big brother like how do you leave big

01:11:06.320 brother i feel like it's also i feel like it's similar to a like survivor without the survival

01:11:11.920 aspect it's like it's just i see it's a game yeah it's like uh what how would you explain that uh

01:11:17.680 is it like a murder mystery kind of thing or no no it's like i trust you like we're forming

01:11:22.480 alliances and then it's like you're gonna turn on someone else but you vote on each other okay oh no

01:11:29.120 i'm thinking traitors of like the murder mystery traders yeah that's that's it's they're all kind

01:11:33.600 of similar yeah it's like you have to form alliances i would love traders yeah i could do

01:11:37.600 traders what about you andrew what's a dream reality show a dream a dream reality show

01:11:47.120 okay we want to do the amazing oh we want yeah we want to do this is our audition guys should do the

01:11:51.760 amazing race we've been waiting to film the audition we've been saying you really want to go on the

01:11:55.680 amazing race we'd be an amazing contestant yeah you would we'd love to race i will vouch i will vouch for

01:12:01.520 you yeah i've i've submitted uh auditions for different um uh for different reality shows the

01:12:07.360 mole have you ever heard of the mole i've heard of it but i've never watched it be on the mole that

01:12:11.360 was a big week i've recently i recently signed in fear factor did you yeah i don't even the thing about

01:12:17.200 me the thing about me is i would do anything i would do anything i know you are an adrenaline junkie

01:12:26.160 so you're saying you would you would thrive in a situation i would thrive in a situation like that i

01:12:30.240 also just like want to chat with some people you know put it on a camera like let's see how it goes

01:12:35.360 the amazing race i am so voting for you guys we would be i it would be so funny i know you guys

01:12:46.720 i can't drive so andrew was driving the whole time

01:12:51.120 so worth it it would be such it would be like the highs of those there would be like actually two hours

01:12:55.840 of just silence i know they'd be like can you guys talk to each other please we're fighting

01:13:02.960 when you're fighting yeah it's so good you know what's funny a few years ago like i think it was

01:13:08.960 like a couple years ago um i got like something from the amazing race but they were asking about me

01:13:13.520 and my man like to join it and i was like oh so you want me to break up on television yeah i i'm not

01:13:18.640 having those kinds of fights with my sister i would with my man no yeah i was like no i don't

01:13:24.160 want you to see me yeah yeah yeah to test we have to have a full podcast we have to have a full season

01:13:29.440 shot already yes and then we could go on the amazing race yes who's to say what's gonna happen

01:13:35.280 you guys are gonna make it to the end yeah that's literally and that i love the idea of you guys going

01:13:39.120 from country to country like flying on planes and we're just complaining complaining the whole time 0.90

01:13:48.560 you're under the bridge again you're like what the fuck we're here again yeah 0.96

01:13:57.360 oh my god i'm voting for you guys i'm i'm rooting for y'all i'm gonna put in words where i can for 0.98

01:14:02.080 that okay this last one for andrew it says in college you were in loyola chimes the all-male

01:14:08.480 acapella group yeah i was yeah you're a man of many hats both of you are yeah we we've worn a lot

01:14:14.720 of hats i will say it was a fully um barefoot group so no shoes no socks on the floor tacky pants

01:14:22.480 button-down shirt and a tie yeah and why why bare feet they said it was a tradition and sometimes

01:14:32.000 exactly when you hear the word tradition sometimes you just accept it blindly so we all were just uh

01:14:39.200 listen dogs out exactly that was also another moment that was like kind of my troy bolton moment

01:14:44.000 because i was playing lacrosse up until that point which is another hat i was wearing wild um yeah i

01:14:49.840 was sporty spice i was sporty spice and i was playing lacrosse sophomore year of college and then i was like

01:14:55.440 you know what like i'm trying out for the acapella group um and i'll never forget i called my mom and

01:15:00.960 she was like that is so sweet you have such a good personality they'll teach you how to sing because no one in

01:15:07.040 my life knew i really could sing i would only sing in the shower and then i auditioned and i

01:15:11.360 i made it and i got and i had a few solos i would say um but yeah it was a great time it was basically

01:15:16.800 like the fraternity on campus um there was no there was no football team so we were like the jock

01:15:22.560 the line these barefoot acapella men they were like oh you're so hot that's how i found my that's

01:15:32.320 how i got my um got my that's how i uh got in contact with my girlfriend at the time which was

01:15:39.200 another hat the way that you even just phrased i got my girlfriend my um i got it the way you were

01:15:46.560 like my um girlfriend i got in contact with my girlfriend we touched base me and my girlfriend

01:15:55.440 at the time at the time my solo was accidentally in love and she came up to me afterwards and goes

01:16:00.560 i think i'm accidentally in love with you from shrek yeah yeah why were you thinking i was serving

01:16:06.160 shrek i'm more of a of a fiona no i'm actually more of a lord farquat but that's yeah and i've

01:16:15.920 left singing in the past but i do love to sing i miss it yeah there's something there's there is this

01:16:21.280 this shame around singing i think once you like graduate from an acapella group and you start

01:16:25.680 posting videos of yourself singing on the internet it just feels different you know it just feels

01:16:30.160 different like you need to hear me singing dear i've enhanced in the musical like waving through a

01:16:35.680 window waving through a window yeah maybe one day waving through a window was my number one song

01:16:40.080 one year when i was working in corporate america and i if that doesn't tell you what my ideation was

01:16:44.000 at at the time i don't know what will but see what were you hitting that last note because that

01:16:48.320 should oh absolutely yeah of course i was singing that i was singing my ass off if you ever want to 0.70

01:16:51.920 take it back we need to get in a car together and we'll just sing waving through a window

01:16:55.920 that'll be the time of my life that'll be the time of my life oh my god i would love to do

01:16:59.680 i'm still stuck on barefoot that's crazy bare feet on the floor yeah i'll send you some pics

01:17:05.840 and some videos well i mean i'll send you some pics of the bare feet i'm sure maybe the bare feet was

01:17:12.480 like a dominance thing maybe maybe they were like they're gonna be so thrown off by the bare feet

01:17:16.800 they're not even gonna realize what we're about to hit them with no ain't angelic voices what were

01:17:22.000 you like a tenor or a so i was a baritone i really i was a baritone in the background but i could take

01:17:28.080 it anywhere you needed me to make no mistake about that yeah you need a falsetto don't even

01:17:34.480 worry i'm your girl i was there i made that joke actually to to cynthia revo again too i was we were

01:17:39.920 talking about those kinds of classifications of voice and i was like i'm an alto whatever i'm

01:17:45.520 a fucking chorus girl whatever i'm always in the chorus i'm always in the course yeah never the main 0.99

01:17:50.880 yeah never the main always in the background well thank you guys so much for coming back thank you 0.99

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The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - July 02, 2025

THIS IS COMMUNITY Ft. Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella ｜ Episode 176

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