The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - YOU’RE PISSING ME RIGHT OFF Ft. Ayamé Ponder

00:00:00.000 we put beans with everything literally everything literally everything they're like and do you want

00:00:04.120 beans no i don't respectfully wait whoa whoa hold on whoa i've just tuned into what you just said

00:00:09.140 did you say especially my breakfast yeah you're pissing me right off girl no you don't have beans 0.75

00:00:13.340 with your breakfast girl what do you think that is a breakfast that is a breakfast staple

00:00:18.100 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your fave

00:00:33.540 everybody knows me blah blah blah blah blah on to the guest today we have the hilarious the iconic

00:00:39.040 the amazing ayami ponder

00:00:41.600 hello hello hi you sound like you're from london i hate that so much do you know where that uh 0.59

00:00:50.200 quote is from no that's from forgetting sarah marshall girl who's that

00:00:53.940 the it's like a movie and it's paul rudd's character oh it takes place in hawaii that's my people oh wow

00:01:01.780 that's my culture well not hawaiian but like palnesia and he's just like a surf instructor

00:01:06.000 and like i think it's russell brand is the one that he's like hurt and he's british and he's like

00:01:11.760 please get me help and he's like you sound like you're from london oh that's my joke to all british

00:01:17.040 people see that's my opener to all of them yeah i don't like it or there's people that do i don't

00:01:22.340 blame you the queen of england oh hello the quick cheerio yeah makes you want to yeah i almost hear

00:01:28.520 from across the pond if you couldn't tell y'all hello that's not a fake accent that's for real

00:01:32.300 hello i was testing it before were you i'm just like oh i also need to tell you this

00:01:38.900 my hair and makeup artist slash cousin um named adam he's a huge fan of yours oh my god he wanted

00:01:45.340 me to tell you hi adam he's not here he doesn't exist really yeah he wanted me to tell you you're 0.92

00:01:51.100 his favorite tiktoker oh my god piss off and i'm a tiktoker so that's really fucking rude yeah that's a 0.96

00:01:56.820 bummer sorry i'm so sorry no i'm sure 1.00

00:02:00.260 i'm sure it's fine because you'd like you just he you know he knows you yeah whatever i'll kill him 0.74

00:02:08.760 it's okay oh but i'm happy to have you yay are you excited to be here in the states i'm yes

00:02:14.700 i yes yeah don't deport me yet no because i just don't like this part of the states yeah sorry la

00:02:22.520 yeah i don't blame you yeah lots of people don't like la it's hell actually i hate it it's pretty

00:02:27.660 bad you know actually i feel more comfortable i think it's absolutely despicable place i think it's

00:02:31.060 disgusting do what you gotta do girl let them know i piss people off all the time you do so now i feel 0.82

00:02:37.340 more comfortable not to switch gears but like i went to london for the very first time oh not too

00:02:42.180 long ago no yes i was there for a minute girl yeah and i i sampled it first of all it's so clean

00:02:48.000 there thank you it's so clean oh my god i was like this is new york if new york didn't have human 0.99

00:02:52.840 shit on the street oh wow and i've been in new york i have yeah i love new york lots of human shit 0.95

00:02:58.180 on the street okay well that's funny because there's somewhere in notting did you go to 0.99

00:03:02.960 notting hill like no i didn't really go anywhere outside of london to be honest well not it's in

00:03:06.740 london oh yeah notting hill portobello road you go to portobello road that's like a

00:03:13.080 sure great i honestly don't know i know i was near shaftsbury avenue i was like staying

00:03:21.200 yes that's where i was staying around that's my that's my uh that's your old stomping ground no i

00:03:27.100 just i just i'm proud of myself that i know where things are oh um but i did enjoy my time in london

00:03:31.340 i'm glad i am glad i'm glad you said it was clean because it was really like as i'm talking my jaw is

00:03:37.260 like i'm glad you said it was it was really just me it was my jaw going um i don't think so i'm not

00:03:46.500 too sure what you're referencing but okay you look great to me it feels really like oh no maybe i mean

00:03:51.700 every time you make that noise it does that okay sorry go on no go on clean when i went i was glad i

00:04:00.260 went in the winter because i hear you guys don't have air conditioning everywhere which i find to be a

00:04:04.740 crime against nature and honestly a sin against god if i'm being honest it's because we're just

00:04:09.880 old yeah i feel that and i feel like because i went to paris in the summer and um girl i sweat so

00:04:16.920 much it was fucking yeah yeah we don't i think we just say and it's crazy to me because we haven't 0.89

00:04:23.120 learned we haven't learned that we need more air conditioning and air conditioning needs to be 0.98

00:04:27.940 readily available yeah and every summer people die and every sorry i feel like i'm really taking

00:04:34.060 every summer people die and people metaphorically die of the heat yeah and um we don't say do you

00:04:41.400 know what we could do we could actually just install some ac yeah but we don't do that i was telling i was

00:04:46.580 like everyone needs to get together over there and be like we need to put air conditioning everywhere

00:04:51.360 yeah also when i was in paris no elevators anywhere oh yeah no girl and if they were they were on 0.83

00:04:56.720 some sort of pulley system yeah bitch come on i'm too happy to go on that thing don't do that to me 1.00

00:05:01.540 don't do that to me with my man please we have to go in one at a time it's and they're literally 0.95

00:05:06.720 dinky i just came back from paris and actually hated that too yeah no i didn't they were lovely

00:05:11.880 but it was yeah it was cool like it was so fun and everything is so like you said old like it's real

00:05:17.480 like architecture is so old over there and in london too and i was like that's awesome um love that so 0.71

00:05:22.900 much i do hate that i can't see it that great because there's sweat in my fucking eyes because 0.98

00:05:27.360 there was no elevator to climb these fucking stairs yeah also i will say the tube that's what you all 0.97

00:05:33.680 call it i'm assuming oh the tube the tube tube right yeah yeah me like as i kept saying the word 0.95

00:05:39.920 i'm like that word doesn't sound right no the tube the tube well we say tube because you don't say

00:05:44.320 it but no that's that's fine the the tube the tube was very polite actually it was very polite

00:05:52.060 are you pissing me off no i'm swear to god everybody was so nice what time did you go on 0.52

00:05:56.040 the tube i went i want to say at like 10 30 11 a.m that's why it was nice yeah that was it was before

00:06:01.420 commute yes if you go on a commute they're pissing rude it was so funny though because when i was on

00:06:07.140 first of all um i was the wind fuck with that like there's like a little wind tunnel i love that 0.85

00:06:13.000 because every other subway i've ever taken it's a million and one degrees down there but that 0.98

00:06:17.460 little wind i fucked with it i did feel like andre the giant though in there because like my head was 0.96

00:06:22.000 almost touching the ceiling i was like everything is so fucking small we're really dinky how tall are 0.99

00:06:26.920 you i'm six feet tall well then fuck yeah our men are barely six feet tall so this is really 0.98

00:06:32.260 i know my man is six four and when we were in there he was kind of like this 0.96

00:06:36.020 is he really yeah he is girl that's congratulations that's why sometimes people are like how

00:06:42.480 tell you like five six i'm like no i'm six feet tall they're like well then why does your boyfriend

00:06:45.860 look like that because he's taller than me he's also built like a proper human because he's also

00:06:49.680 he's taller than me yeah because god loves him unlike every man who's not six feet and come on

00:06:55.500 and i yeah the tube was the tube the tube was very nice um at the time yeah um i will say though 0.98

00:07:05.340 when we started getting off almost got ran over uh the way they speed off that shit like i in new 0.97

00:07:09.960 york i'm used to it in new york i'm used to it but like for some reason since everyone was so chill 0.99

00:07:14.020 i was like oh we're chill i got mowed down by a bitch trying to go to the airport i was like okay 1.00

00:07:18.380 all right well in paris did you take the fucking girl i have i don't like the doors the way that 1.00

00:07:26.220 those doors close with an aggression that i have never seen that's how they the guillotine is modeled 0.99

00:07:31.720 after those like they lived the way they're like probably like i saw a little girl get slammed in 0.99

00:07:36.740 that shit and then got separated she was like yeah she was probably like nine and she got left behind 0.96

00:07:41.840 by her mom her mom got in oh that wouldn't have upset me and then and then a french lady next to her 1.00

00:07:47.380 was like it's okay it's okay i've seen a video of that of that there was like a little kid that

00:07:51.780 got left and he was sobbing on the floor it's insane but that must be scary as a child like 0.52

00:07:56.860 i was like me when i watched it i was like well damn i don't want what happened to her to happen

00:08:00.860 to me that's true yeah they are aggressive i think they're just rude in general yeah but i i will say 0.52

00:08:06.120 i did start a war with um the brits yes over over food yeah would you like to discuss that sure let's

00:08:13.440 i would love to and then i'll talk about the war you started and that's actually our topic for today

00:08:18.680 oh it's pissing off look at that segue but i started it because first of all when i went to london i was

00:08:26.520 like i'm gonna try an english breakfast like a full english breakfast okay i want to try it i was

00:08:30.940 like i i'm intrigued yeah i've been seeing the videos and i kind of compared it to like thanksgiving 0.83

00:08:36.720 food where it's like a whole bunch of shit but all of it together tastes good so that's okay yeah i'm 0.72

00:08:42.320 gonna try a full english whatever had it on the plane not great but then i was like this is plain food 0.98

00:08:47.760 so i'm gonna take it with a grain of salt who did you fly with uh there i flew virgin atlantic then

00:08:52.860 yeah yeah so i tried i tried it and i was like i'm not loving that but like it's okay i'll try it

00:08:58.600 again tried it again didn't love it tried it two more times decided i hate it respectfully okay love

00:09:05.620 you though what did you hate about it i mean i think i hate that it feels like you guys are eating

00:09:14.780 in medieval times okay you guys are eating like you're rationing food and i find that to be upsetting a

00:09:21.800 little bit right like um i just feel like they pillaged so many countries for spices and not one

00:09:27.620 of them made it into the cuisine i find that a little confusing yes well here's the funny thing

00:09:31.500 actually that's about that our top dish like the most popular dish i bet i know what it is go on

00:09:37.900 is it tikka masala and that's on period and that is on colonization yeah 0.93

00:09:42.300 and the indian food they're bangs yeah that shit is good yeah i had italian food there 0.61

00:09:47.500 it's not proper indian food like chicken tikka masala doesn't actually exist in india like it's 0.97

00:09:52.820 not actually an indian dish it is what we created imperialism i love it but um i mean i did have a

00:10:00.540 fish and chips though at a pub yeah that was good okay i fucked with that y'all have vinegar and salt 0.98

00:10:05.660 on deck bitch on every table i don't like vinegar vinegar salt i don't love vinegar but on that fish i was 1.00

00:10:12.340 like okay i don't like fish and chips either really yeah no it's too um 0.96

00:10:16.020 it's too like fish e for me and also just like the batter i'm not crazy about the batter have you

00:10:25.380 had a battered sausage no but my boyfriend had a sausage roll yes and i did try that and that was

00:10:31.760 where where did he have a sausage roll we had it in the lounge at the airport no but it was but i was

00:10:36.900 it was good though tasted like stuffing if you guys have ever had stuffing yeah we have stuffing

00:10:41.820 like like like roast dinner stuffing yeah yeah yeah yeah that would that is what a lot of british

00:10:47.400 people were telling me they're like did you have a sunday roast and i was like no sunday roast but

00:10:50.760 you have that here no do you have sunday roast here yorkshire puddings so you should have yorkshire

00:10:54.600 pudding sunday roast but you should have gone to like the places that are like where did you eat

00:11:00.400 your full english i really want to because it's just like it's just eggs yeah and i don't like how you

00:11:06.100 make them what's going on there what do you mean i think they're too runny but like they're

00:11:10.800 scrambled why are they runny if they're scrambled make them scrambled oh you want to so just well

00:11:15.760 done yeah huh what you guys cook your eggs well done you can get well yeah you can also well done

00:11:22.700 wait someone asked me something while i was there and they were like how do you want that cooked and i

00:11:26.900 was like huh like i was like because i don't like in america we don't do that i forget i thought you

00:11:32.300 ask for egg preference no egg preference yeah yeah so they asked me yeah and i i do love an over easy

00:11:39.960 egg i love a runny egg i love yolk i love all that but not runny scrambled yeah because what's the

00:11:44.460 point you know like if that's the case i would have gotten over easy but i didn't yes so it's like

00:11:49.180 i don't know it was i forget the name of the place i had and i honestly don't want to say it because i

00:11:53.640 don't want to fuck them up but i it's not it has nothing to do with them it's i literally don't even 0.84

00:11:58.420 remember if i remembered i would tell you it was near where i was staying i do know that's why i feel 0.96

00:12:03.160 like it wasn't that good you think because you have to go to like a proper caf that's like i mean

00:12:09.320 no maybe you know what there's no point you know what i'm not gonna try and convince you actually

00:12:12.420 because you already made your mind up you've already been there that's just that's just based

00:12:16.620 off what i had while i was there yeah i will say though you guys knocked snacks out of the park 0.98

00:12:21.800 yeah like chips or what do you call them crisps and shit like like little chocolate candies you guys 0.98

00:12:27.120 knock that shit out of the park i feel like chocolate over here tastes so weird it's a lot different 0.98

00:12:32.200 it's a lot different it's like we have i think we have more milk content that's why 0.99

00:12:36.060 yeah well dairy is better in in uh europe in general because i have a huge i have a huge dairy

00:12:42.900 well i'm actually violently lactose intolerant oh my god i choose to ignore it a lot of times which

00:12:47.940 is a bad thing but when i'm in europe it doesn't affect me because the dairy is different yeah no i

00:12:53.320 feel like since being here i have shat myself girl so many times it is so bad i don't know why do 0.77

00:12:59.060 they want to kill you i don't understand you know sorry when i pissed a lot of people off i was just 0.99

00:13:03.340 like hey um the shit is ass but mostly like why do you keep putting peas on my plate like i'll kill 1.00

00:13:07.840 the next place on my plate bitch like a little petty pois just why peas of all the vegetables you 1.00

00:13:13.840 could pick why i feel like it's quite an easy it's just easy but they're gross peas really like a petty 0.99

00:13:21.700 pot yeah a god did you i don't know what you're saying you could be casting a spell on me girl

00:13:26.220 no um you know because you can get garden peas which are like fat okay yeah i had the little 0.99

00:13:34.160 minis whatever the fuck you don't like those girl no next to my fries my chips yeah girl what they run 1.00

00:13:41.400 around see if you look at like do you have bird's eye here no bird's eye is like our frozen food 1.00

00:13:46.780 thing you like you can get bird's eye chicken dippers okay okay is that like a chicken tender

00:13:51.240 to dip no it's like well yes but it's shaped like a little that okay it's cute it's like a chicken

00:14:00.820 nugget but like stretched yeah that's a chicken tender here that's what they call them no because i

00:14:05.300 feel like tender has like the way you bread them i see what you're saying is different do you know

00:14:09.620 what i mean so it's a long chicken nugget a long chicken nugget gotcha yeah just said the visual

00:14:15.000 got it the visual got it yeah but in all of our bird's eye adverts they all have chips chicken

00:14:20.980 dippers peas and ketchup what's going on knock it off hey knock it off that's why i'm like if you're

00:14:27.760 going to put green on the plate make it something else why does it have to be broccoli yeah i'm cool

00:14:31.620 with that okay i love broccoli oh okay peas and i was like quit putting them where they're not

00:14:35.380 supposed to be and then a lot of people were like oh girl it's because you got to have mushy peas 0.98

00:14:39.720 huh huh no what the fuck are you talking about i don't know how do you make mushy peas 0.99

00:14:45.280 do you know i don't piss in hell no i don't know what they are i think it's just peas you just 1.00

00:14:50.420 you just mush them yeah oh i thought someone told me you put milk and shit in them and i'm like huh 0.99

00:14:54.640 off are you fucking with me sorry no i wouldn't do that i was like i don't like mushy peas the way i 0.99

00:14:59.440 was like i was like i love y'all so much but like knock it off you're telling me get some mushy peas 1.00

00:15:04.840 girl what the fuck you can get it in a can i'll mush my nuts on your forehead how about that 1.00

00:15:08.940 i was like i don't i don't i just don't want them near my shitty food like if i'm eating shitty food 1.00

00:15:15.660 i'm eating shitty food i've made i've made peace with eating shitty food i don't want to see a 0.71

00:15:20.280 pee next to it yeah okay don't remind me about that and the thing is i feel like i understand you 0.77

00:15:25.000 because because i'm half i'm half caribbean so i know what flavor is period i don't just have the full

00:15:29.920 english whiteness but so i feel like i understand the flavor options but at some times i do side

00:15:36.940 with the colonizer just because i'm just because i've grown up near and dear to your heart yeah so

00:15:42.080 like a sausage it's like nostalgic yeah that's how i feel about american food too like sometimes i'm

00:15:46.280 like i was like nothing makes me more america raw than going to europe because like every time i go 0.87

00:15:51.220 i'm like okay well at least in america they have fucking elevators and air conditioning i'm just like 0.95

00:15:55.380 the worst american ever when i go over there yeah but i think that's just patriotism patriotism 0.98

00:16:00.320 patriotism

00:16:02.680 yeah it's like patriotism nationalism yeah those both of those things are bad but like when i think

00:16:09.100 of that i think of edl which is like it's called english defense league and it's basically people

00:16:12.800 saying get them out yeah okay but

00:16:15.660 i i feel like when i was there too and i was talking shit i got a lot of people messaging me 1.00

00:16:23.540 and they're like oh that's because you fucking americans are so fucking fat and you have all 0.99

00:16:26.720 these additives and fucking corn syrup and shit i have been saying that and i was like okay 1.00

00:16:30.500 i was like you know what though like be that as it may right i didn't say i said give me a spice 0.99

00:16:37.940 bitch that's what i said right i said i don't want to i don't want to eat food that looks like the 1.00

00:16:43.380 food that like matthew mcconnell had to stomach through on the spaceship and interstellar like medieval 0.98

00:16:48.260 girl i don't want one that looks like it's in a bag and i have to pour hot water in it and shake

00:16:52.240 it up in order to activate it like don't do that to me well i feel like it's because we have no

00:16:55.820 natural flavors and spices yeah because we don't all we have really is like potatoes and bread

00:17:01.960 yeah that's our like that's what a lot of people are telling me yeah so that's not too many british

00:17:06.020 people were mad at me some of them weren't pissed off at me i mean it's not that deep yeah but it's 0.98

00:17:09.000 not like you're saying fuck yeah i was literally just like your cuisine is ass but i love y'all though 0.97

00:17:13.180 like y'all gave us one direction i'm thankful okay i'm thankful for y'all okay appreciate it yeah 0.99

00:17:18.280 love you down adele yeah and adele there you go i was like love that everywhere else has food

00:17:23.500 you guys have them yeah and that's okay we have we all have our strengths we all have our strengths

00:17:27.780 ours is just not food that's why we go on ships and steal other people's food yeah what about your 0.98

00:17:34.440 beef let's hear about yours that you started with the americans my beef i hate them all um 0.97

00:17:39.280 pretty much no my beef pretty much is i wish you would all just go away no i don't even have my 0.77

00:17:46.260 beef was unintentional yeah it was about the rain yeah which apparently i thought it was funny oh 0.97

00:17:52.160 thank you yeah but people took it in a way that i was saying okay fuck the people that die which is 0.93

00:17:58.560 not which is not what i'm saying yeah not at all yeah at all i didn't even know people died we're 0.94

00:18:05.100 silly people on the internet we're just silly little kiki yeah we're making little kiki jokes

00:18:09.900 and everyone's like you should research before you make a video no hey i'll tell you what i'm not 0.94

00:18:15.900 gonna do is that i'm sorry no it's your job to teach me yeah just like with every other issue

00:18:23.660 no it's not it's well and also like i mean you guys see this on what two days a year like uh

00:18:27.840 yeah like groundhogs yeah so there you go so like so that everyone's like oh you hate it here because 0.51

00:18:32.500 of the rain i don't give a fuck about the rain you're all the rain is actually making me feel 0.98

00:18:37.060 so happy i hate you that's that's the issue here no but i saw that it was raining and basically was 0.96

00:18:44.740 like i got a flood warning and i was like guys a little bit of drink get a grip it's actually 0.77

00:18:52.440 drizzled like a little bit of spit yeah get a hold of yourself yeah only people die yeah but i didn't

00:18:58.860 know that's people just taking it too seriously again it's like that's not what you were talking

00:19:03.140 about it's like they're likening it to something else that you weren't even talking about which i 0.96

00:19:06.860 know but people get so pissed off when you talk shit about stuff that's irrelevant like it's not 0.96

00:19:11.580 it's not anything that's racially based or anything it's literally something silly the rain and food 0.98

00:19:17.160 like it's like it's never that serious it was like i don't understand it people like why i'm not 1.00

00:19:22.840 personally attacking you but now i am because you're stupid because now i think you're actually dumb 0.99

00:19:29.000 you're dumb you have no sense well google the joke and then get back to me yeah and that's actually 1.00

00:19:34.220 what i did i said too i'm like first of all chill like because some some some british people were 1.00

00:19:39.400 literally like i've supported you forever the fact that you're attacking shit girl relax i wasn't 0.97

00:19:43.880 talking about you i wasn't talking about you or your mom's food all right i was talking about 1.00

00:19:47.660 their mom's food is probably shite as well i was like i was being a dickhead on the internet like 0.98

00:19:52.180 that's google a joke and get back to me because that's literally what i'm doing i'm being silly it's 0.99

00:19:56.020 not that fucking serious and someone messaged me they're like they're just mad because they eat 0.98

00:19:59.880 like alley cats that's hilarious we do that is oh yeah my uh my boyfriend was telling me there 0.98

00:20:06.820 i fuck i forget the dish but you guys put put tuna on it and i was like jack and potato that i have 0.94

00:20:13.100 seen jack and potato with tuna and cheese yeah what's going on there no but that is okay but have you 0.99

00:20:17.540 had it no it doesn't appeal i do love tuna i do love a baked potato yeah i do love that try it

00:20:24.460 honestly tuna mayo with cheese it's honestly what kind of cheese um any cheese you like really or is

00:20:32.940 it like a cheddar oh anything okay ideally not mozzarella because i feel like that's a bit too

00:20:37.180 soft you want to do like a salty cheese gotcha to match with the salt of the fit it's it's okay

00:20:42.240 okay there's also beans yeah those i can't get behind i tried fake beans i tried fake beans i tried 0.99

00:20:49.660 i tried putting it on shit like i tried putting it on the fucking bread and everything you didn't 0.99

00:20:54.300 like fake beans girl beans on toast with cheese i like beans just not with all my meals but 0.99

00:20:59.920 especially especially not my breakfast we put beans with everything literally everything literally

00:21:05.600 everything they're like and do you want beans no i don't respectfully wait whoa hold up whoa i've 0.67

00:21:10.840 just tuned into what you just said did you say especially my breakfast yeah you're pissing me 0.87

00:21:14.340 right off girl no you don't have beans with your breakfast girl what do you think that is a

00:21:18.120 breakfast that is a breakfast staple is it beans sure for prisoners 0.98

00:21:23.060 baked beans girl i don't know what you y'all are fucking on no that's okay for everyone at home 0.96

00:21:31.060 it's like bush's beans y'all know bush's beans and you guys have what heinz yeah heinz beans 0.99

00:21:35.740 okay heinz beans beans yeah so like bush's beans is what the fuck they're putting on everything 0.99

00:21:41.180 bitch including breakfast no but that's what you mean including it's the breakfast like it is the 1.00

00:21:47.140 breakfast what do you have it with dinner baked beans with dinner bitch with a roast chicken i 1.00

00:21:55.360 don't i'm trying to think of a beans sorry do you know what now i understand you know oh yeah like 0.96

00:22:00.540 like short ribs and baked beans yeah like like barbecue what the pissing heck yeah like racks of ribs

00:22:08.440 or they'll have like hot dogs and beans on the side kind of deal you guys put you guys put tuna

00:22:13.600 on your potatoes i don't want to hear it no but that makes sense that makes sense that's a savory

00:22:16.960 that doesn't make that's what i'm saying sorry no that that now i understand the dms that like i

00:22:21.860 supported you for so long they're like i can't get behind this i can't get behind this i can't get

00:22:26.580 behind this i tried baked beans i believed in y'all and you let me down you know what i didn't go to a

00:22:32.300 chicken shop i didn't go to one though i wish i did they're not very good it's just it's a chicken

00:22:37.080 shop it's like okay and i'm saying that and you're like sure no it's like it's like okay do

00:22:43.280 you have you had canes here raising canes have you had that here no huh okay raising canes is like

00:22:48.400 is it's a chain restaurant but it's it's like fast food but they only serve like chicken tenders

00:22:53.400 and fries that's it and bread oh so that's all the meals they have it's like they have like three 0.76

00:22:58.700 fucking things and like one sandwich see our chicken shops have that but they also have pizza 0.97

00:23:03.300 and they also have burgers it's like we have that in other places but did you get a kebab 0.99

00:23:07.140 i did not okay i did not i did see wait what what oh shawarma that's what my boyfriend technically

00:23:14.060 that's not even us yeah sorry not at all but my boyfriend said he saw he saw a video on tiktok 0.74

00:23:19.280 sorry of a girl getting a shawarma and then putting tuna and shit on it and that's disgusting i was like 0.96

00:23:23.760 what see shawarma is middle eastern but we have a lot of middle eastens yeah and that's why i was like 0.92

00:23:29.260 i was like well i knew that because y'all colonize either colonizers a what shawarma oh a shawarma no

00:23:36.220 i bet i did not have one of those shawarma kebab nothing see then i feel like i feel like you didn't

00:23:41.840 actually have it properly girl i had your colonizer food english breakfast you had you didn't have a 0.99

00:23:47.380 roast dinner i didn't you had beans but i didn't like the breakfast and i had fish and chips and i did 0.98

00:23:53.080 fuck with that fish and chips is fine yeah i told them i was like that that's good although i will say 0.89

00:23:57.680 the pub that i did go in um it was like the the upstairs is where you like ate right so we had 1.00

00:24:04.580 to go up these stairs yeah and it was two billion degrees in there i said you guys don't have air

00:24:09.440 conditioning but you have heaters okay love that yeah because love that our houses are built for

00:24:13.900 the cold yeah yeah and it wasn't even that i literally i was dripping sweat in that

00:24:19.080 yeah it was crazy maybe it's because your body temperature naturally is like hot it is it is i'm a

00:24:25.380 sweaty bitch for sure oh love that and i was like i am so tired of going to other countries and 1.00

00:24:28.920 thinking i'm gonna be cold girl i'm not it's time i accept my fate as a sweaty bitch on the internet 1.00

00:24:33.720 yeah yeah sorry you're not sorry about that but you can't tell you're sweaty unless like 0.91

00:24:39.720 you're sweaty essentially yeah science yeah i think in mostly i sweat like it i have a theory that if i

00:24:48.740 shaved my head bald i would never sweat again probably oh you think it's your hair a lot of it is a lot of

00:24:52.900 hair yeah a lot of it's in my head it's great though thank you so much i appreciate that and i 0.75

00:24:57.140 and i feel like i love i loved going to the uk i thought it was a fucking blast everybody there was 0.92

00:25:03.660 so nice really for the most part yeah they were very very nice to us um but it's so funny because

00:25:08.420 every time i go anywhere in europe with my boyfriend especially uh they think he's a famous rugby

00:25:13.260 player oh really and i'm just some bitch that's with him rugby's a big thing yeah they were like 0.99

00:25:17.740 are you on the wait a second yeah like wait a second because is your boyfriend also from 0.95

00:25:23.720 me getting nervous he's someone like me he's getting nervous no he's he's someone like me yeah

00:25:33.160 so we have i think especially with rugby especially over there polynesian um that's like their only

00:25:38.500 exposure really it's so funny to to any someone people is like literally it's rugby and when we were

00:25:43.740 in paris my boyfriend went to the gym um like which again in paris they gyms are like non-existent

00:25:52.120 really when they have them they're a hundred years old like it's the equipment is a hundred years old

00:25:57.520 and uh yeah and my what my agent my friend she was like oh yeah they don't really like work out like

00:26:04.300 that here in paris like it's kind of just walking and smoky cigarettes is like really the workout i hate 0.97

00:26:08.720 them and they were so rude in paris they were so rude bitch oh my god girl that is not a joke they 1.00

00:26:15.320 are so rude and they hate people of color they they fucking hate them well i feel like because 1.00

00:26:20.920 they hated you yeah they hated me also yeah but i'm more white passing than you are yeah and my 0.99

00:26:26.020 boyfriend and my sister and uh my cousin adam like we were all together and my agent slash friend alex

00:26:33.400 she's white so like we had her go in places first and they were nicer to her yeah because someone 0.98

00:26:40.260 told me it's not even like a it's not even a racing they just hate if you if you are a person of color 1.00

00:26:44.700 but you're not french yeah fuck out yeah get the fuck out of our country oh i'm sure it's like 1.00

00:26:49.900 i doubt it's conditional though because they were really nice to her really yeah and her last name 1.00

00:26:54.660 is french which is hilarious oh what a bitch she might as well just move when we went i was like we 1.00

00:27:00.060 got to take at least one white person we are vulnerable if we go over there with no white 0.99

00:27:04.000 people on our team oh like we're too visibly ethnic yeah we need we need at least one and then when we

00:27:09.220 went to london her and her husband came with us and he's half british oh okay so like he we we went

00:27:15.060 and they were so fucking nice to him i think because they thought he was british yeah um and they were 0.98

00:27:21.680 mean as fuck to her which is so funny does she have an american accent yeah does he have an american 0.98

00:27:25.880 accent yeah oh but he looks british like i don't know if it's just maybe vibes they were 0.99

00:27:30.580 no he's got like a he's a white guy but he has like a really big long beard and like he dresses

00:27:37.240 kind of british i don't know it's like he wears little caps shit i don't know i don't know they 0.97

00:27:43.800 were so nice to him and like to her they were like the fuck out of here and they were really nice 0.98

00:27:49.080 to us well i think that's because they thought my boyfriend was a famous rugby player probably

00:27:52.340 probably that's what it is that's probably what it is even when we got off our flight this guy this

00:27:57.320 british guy was literally like oh my god are you and he like said some name and my boyfriend was

00:28:02.280 like no and he goes you are him you are and then he was like no no i'm not no really yeah and with

00:28:09.980 the guy who picked us up too like they put he picked us up in this like kind of little mini bus 0.90

00:28:14.340 and um he was also very old and that's not me dragging him like he's he's fucking oh he was 0.99

00:28:21.040 super old like which is fine he was the nicest guy ever but um my boyfriend like kind of like

00:28:26.880 helped put all the bags in the in the car and everything and when we were he's like now i'm

00:28:31.200 gonna give you the real tour of london and we were like okay he talked the entire time we were in the 0.53

00:28:35.880 car for almost two hours he talked the entire fucking time like he was like and over here you'll 0.97

00:28:41.720 see and then he starts telling us why like it's better to drive on that side of the road because 0.98

00:28:45.920 this this and that like he was giving us a whole history lesson oh and then he turned down the

00:28:51.180 wrong street oh which i believe was a like only for pedestrians because it was like a really narrow 0.96

00:28:58.200 alley and we're in this big ass bus and he got fucking stuck and then he was like trying to do 0.97

00:29:03.480 like a huge like 20 point turn to turn around and go out yeah and he was backing up and he was like 0.97

00:29:09.480 yeah this bus is brand new like we just got it no and he's backing up and he slammed into something

00:29:14.980 he was like did you guys hear that and we were like um i just like what am i gonna tell you yeah

00:29:22.540 you crash and then the security guy that was like outside of a bar right there he goes he's like mate 0.97

00:29:26.980 you gotta get out of the fucking car and come fucking look at this and he was like what do you 0.99

00:29:31.200 mean and he was like yeah and he was like you gotta come out here and look bitch like they're you're 1.00

00:29:35.720 hitting something like over and over again it was like it was like a big like cement like thing in 0.97

00:29:42.040 the ground and he dent the car yeah the bumper was fucked up when we got out i was like all right 0.96

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00:30:54.040 were american um they felt the need to give me a tutorial on literally anything like anything at

00:31:00.680 all like if i walked in at where they're like come on over here i'll show you this is how you use this 1.00

00:31:04.860 and they were giving me like a step-by-step instruction because we think you're all stupid 0.93

00:31:09.560 yeah yeah i got that i was like literally when we got to our hotel everyone was so nice and 0.97

00:31:13.980 she checked us and she's like i'm gonna give you like a tour of the hotel we're like okay that's

00:31:17.820 pretty standard she gives us a tour and then she's like here's the elevators we're like are the lift 0.66

00:31:21.960 right she's like here's the lifts we're like okay she goes this is the lift you take not that one and

00:31:27.460 we were like okay got it thank you there's a sign that says two rooms so i got that she's like okay

00:31:32.460 and then you press this button to get in we're like oh okay thank you yeah then we get in and she goes 0.99

00:31:38.600 and then you use your card right here and then you press your floor number and then it will take you

00:31:43.340 there and i was like yeah god i know how elevators work but thank you love you and then it closed and i was 0.94

00:31:48.040 like i don't want one more tutorial from someone please let me be a stupid american if i can't 0.82

00:31:51.940 figure it out yeah it's okay oh i'm so sorry oh no it's all right but we do hate you all that i 0.87

00:31:56.800 think that's what it is i was gonna say i think that's maybe why people were rude to you because

00:32:00.340 we do not like uh that was pretty it's just so annoying my grandma calls you guys the yanks

00:32:07.180 the yanks yeah that's really kind of prehistoric i know a lot of people i was calling people i was 0.93

00:32:11.520 calling y'all when i was talking shit i was calling you redcoats the muffin what i was like those 1.00

00:32:15.680 those fucking redcoats are pissed off at me bitch the redcoats are coming the redcoats yeah 1.00

00:32:20.380 paul revere who's that some white guy is that to do with the civil world war yeah is this slavery 1.00

00:32:28.100 that we're talking no babe oh okay it's the revolutionary war that's when we fought y'all

00:32:33.400 for the tea boston tea party no babe that's different

00:32:35.640 no paul revere like warned everyone when the british were coming that sounds like such a like

00:32:41.860 hi my name is paul revere really and he was the british are coming yeah the british are coming 0.88

00:32:47.620 and so we're the redcoats yep that's y'all me saying you guys are dumb since we're on the topic 0.78

00:32:54.960 yeah go on like uh american samoa has a really really high obesity rate which a lot of people 0.95

00:32:59.800 talk about like they associate it with that but the reason why they have a very high obesity rate

00:33:04.060 is because they became they were colonized and became an american territory so they put in

00:33:08.480 franchise restaurants so like we used to live off the land but now american samoa is so colonized that

00:33:14.060 there's nothing but chain restaurants and it takes it's really expensive to buy groceries because

00:33:18.340 obviously they're an island and they're very far away and they have to ship it from america

00:33:22.340 so they don't live off the land nearly as much as they used to and so they just buy fast food all

00:33:27.480 the time and that's why we have a really high obesity rate because of america i'm sorry fun fact

00:33:31.940 for y'all i hate america i really do but at the same time the british the british didn't do it

00:33:37.300 technically we started it all yeah sorry yeah all roads lead back you know sorry okay so i'm gonna

00:33:44.180 read you some of these tiktoks i have to do with us starting wars with each other's countries oh but

00:33:48.980 we see look we're coming together in peace okay i thought you meant about us going to war oh no

00:33:53.780 sorry no you might be going to war yeah i won't be a part of that you say you i'm not going

00:33:58.580 you're like oh no sorry sorry can't okay so in this first video a man on a podcast is announcing

00:34:09.480 why he feels texas is the best state in america some of his reasons yeah some of his reasons are

00:34:16.300 dallas is one of the biggest airports so it's a two and a half hour flight from anywhere question mark

00:34:22.020 there are basically no rules and texas is a right to work state so you don't have to make an excuse to

00:34:28.060 fire somebody so okay but why is that a good thing also you said there's no rules yeah are you six

00:34:33.820 are you six years old i've been to texas many many times uh growing up because my dad played football

00:34:40.240 in college in texas so i used to go all the time that was my first time having sonic actually we had

00:34:45.760 sonic the hedgehog maybe maybe it's his restaurant no it's it's a drive-thru restaurant but literally you

00:34:53.680 should if you can you should go to a sonic i think you'll get a kick out of how they serve you

00:34:57.980 because you pull up and like there's like little like little stalls where you park your car yeah

00:35:03.880 and the menu's next to you yeah and you order and they bring the shit out to you on roller skates 0.81

00:35:08.440 i'm not kidding i'd push them over they skate out like with it on a tray that's like their thing 0.99

00:35:14.140 yeah that's their thing if you really want to shit your pants you should go to sonic really is it 0.99

00:35:18.520 really shit shit yeah i mean i'm like most drive-thru food here i'm sure you you've found out the hard 0.99

00:35:23.400 way it's pretty bad well i haven't i had taco bell and how was that how was the diarrhea i actually 0.99

00:35:29.980 shut myself like actually it's uh i don't know whether can we rewind yeah go ahead no can we 0.88

00:35:39.840 rewind and just forget i said that totally i actually did actually shit myself that's terrible 0.98

00:35:43.720 shat myself in a white dressing room what would you have i don't know do you remember uh i had a 0.96

00:35:50.900 beef i had a beef beef i had a beef no it was the hard one oh like a taco hard taco okay that one but

00:36:01.080 it wasn't that night it was a couple days later that i think it decided oh yeah that's why i don't

00:36:06.300 trust anything here yeah taco bell's pretty you know you got to be really low to eat taco bell here 0.92

00:36:13.220 yeah you got to be like nothing else is open and i'm fucked up and i need something to eat really 0.98

00:36:18.320 taco bell yeah that's kind of like last resort like i was fucking taco bell up when i was like in my 0.96

00:36:23.900 prime drinking age because now i'll be put into a hospital if i drink like that but like i'll literally 0.99

00:36:29.520 i'll pass away but for taco bell like that was my shit like i'd get so fucked up and i'd go back and 0.99

00:36:35.880 i'd order taco bell and i'd be like oh this is a five star michelinia like i am being served by 0.99

00:36:41.900 the greatest chefs on the planet see what is which one's better because there's del taco

00:36:45.960 and taco bell del taco i personally like more that might be a controversial thing oh really yeah but 0.91

00:36:53.220 i i fuck with del taco i haven't had and they're cheap as fuck you could go there and that concerns 0.98

00:36:57.780 you can order 60 things and it's like 25 bucks that freaks me out it's definitely not real beef 0.98

00:37:05.220 absolutely not and you know what when i go and they're like oh that's not real mexican food girl

00:37:10.160 i know that i don't give a heck you think i know that that's 16 year old white kid you think i don't 0.96

00:37:14.260 know that he's not making spanish cuisine for me i don't know that shit it's authentic i'm there 0.98

00:37:19.880 because i'm broke and i'm starving oh those are my two you know what's funny is like i had to take a 0.94

00:37:25.020 break from del taco for a while because way before i had this platform i went to coachella for the very

00:37:29.540 first time i think the year that ariana grande headlined yeah and so i went and we stated this

00:37:34.660 like really cheap hotel and next door was a taco bell like literally next door and by the time you

00:37:39.360 get back to the fucking hotel like nothing is open and you're starving and i had that to eat every 0.99

00:37:45.460 night for dinner for like three days and i was shit in my pants girl but i was starving yeah what 0.99

00:37:51.680 are you gonna do what are you gonna do and then i had to take a break for a while oh because i was 0.97

00:37:54.840 like i when was the last time you had it oh i actually the last time i had it recently was after

00:38:00.240 i went to the beyonce birthday show like the renaissance store oh yeah sure cash um i went to

00:38:06.180 that i got home at like four in the morning and i was fucking starving and that was the only thing 0.95

00:38:09.800 open so i ordered del taco and that's okay and it did hurt my stomach but hey worth it hey

00:38:13.940 delicious at the time you don't think about that you don't think about the problems no not at all 0.85

00:38:18.040 i don't eat food thinking is this gonna make me shit myself i enjoy it while it lasts yeah did you 0.83

00:38:23.980 enjoy taco bell though i did i did enjoy it but it was it wasn't like gourmet it was taco bell i know 0.83

00:38:31.040 you do a lot of videos about like hotel food and everything yeah me yeah because i feel like hotels 0.99

00:38:38.840 the amount i'm paying yeah get your shit up get your cuisine up yeah why the heck am i getting shit food 0.97

00:38:46.600 in this nice hotel yeah and it's always not nice yeah i haven't really had much i'm like trying to 0.99

00:38:53.060 think if i've ever been in a hotel where i'm like this room service is fucking awesome because 0.80

00:38:56.240 it's more so yeah it's never that nice and it's insane because i feel like especially when i do

00:39:00.880 like brand trips and they'll say oh no you're checking they'll be like oh by the way there's

00:39:05.740 a hundred pounds on the room every night but like don't feel you have to spend it like we're gonna be 0.99

00:39:09.440 going out and sorry i'm opening up that don't worry about that fucking hungry 1.00

00:39:15.440 yeah don't you worry about that girl otherwise i wouldn't get room service i'd go out but that's 0.99

00:39:21.780 i'm just spending all these brands money and it's all shit yeah get it get it while you get it while 0.95

00:39:27.900 you can yeah that's what i think you were just saying that why are there so many helicopters me 0.98

00:39:31.580 yeah that's why they're looking for people i was telling ayama they were they're literally

00:39:35.920 looking for convicts a lot of times sometimes sometimes they're like traffic like helicopters so

00:39:41.700 they're just showing yeah the 404 is kind of backed up here tom you know what's funny is that

00:39:47.760 skit the californians off snl have you ever seen it no you should okay if you look it up you'll know 0.61

00:39:53.660 now that you're in la for a while now is it the people doing the news no it's the people they're

00:39:57.980 literally they're from california but they're just constantly talking about all the freeways they're

00:40:03.140 taking oh and like they say it in like a surfer guy kind of tone they're like i'll take the 101 to

00:40:08.920 the 405 to the 55 and i'll meet you there because that's how we talk like literally we're like 0.98

00:40:14.100 yeah i feel like when i did the rain thing everyone was like haha well when you're fucking turned over 0.96

00:40:19.260 on the 404 they're probably saying the 405 is a main highway that comes into la i don't fucking know 0.85

00:40:27.620 you know what's funny is my my agent she's uh canadian so she like i've told her before i'm like

00:40:33.140 do you want to um like drive like if you want you can take my car because sometimes she'll stay with

00:40:37.480 me and she's like no i'm too fucking scared to drive here like you guys can't drive it's actually 0.98

00:40:42.000 so many people have literally tried to merge into my car oh yeah and i'm in a big fuck off car 1.00

00:40:47.020 yeah fuck you i'll crush you you can drive manual and yeah period girl i can't drive i can drive step 1.00

00:40:53.780 yeah i can't drive a stick oh really you just learn automatic yeah that's how everyone here learns 1.00

00:40:58.560 unless you choose to learn stick you don't have to well i feel like all of our cars mainly are

00:41:02.560 manufactured yeah manual yeah mainly that's cool though i feel like if you could drive stick you

00:41:06.720 drive anything yeah i feel like like real badass you know what i mean yeah my friend taught me how

00:41:13.260 to drive sick in college and i was doing it um but then i was like why would i do this when i could

00:41:18.020 just it's true why would you why would you make your life why would i choose to do that when i could 0.94

00:41:21.440 just not it's really silly and then that's where i'm stupid because every other country in the world 0.54

00:41:25.740 is manual stick but you still can if you're hiring a car unless you get like deserted in the middle of 0.98

00:41:31.300 the country and someone's like fuck we only have this one car yeah that's manual that's true or you 0.91

00:41:36.700 die quick who knows how to drive a stick yeah that's why i i don't know how to do that you do i'll drive 0.99

00:41:43.040 your stick hey are you single i am newly oh rep yeah it's okay you're better off quiet on set

00:41:52.220 moment of silence no it's okay i'm happy

00:41:55.800 no i am as long as you're happy that's all that matters i'm so happy you're better off i guarantee

00:42:02.220 it apparently that's what people say but do i feel better no no i do i do okay publicly you do

00:42:10.760 public no i do okay that's good i've only cried myself to sleep about out of the whole time that

00:42:15.860 we've been broken up maybe like five times which is like that's not bad over a three month space

00:42:21.200 that's pretty okay there you go so i'm okay good i'm glad so if you're interested she is single you 0.99

00:42:27.620 have to be over six foot two yeah you have to have a fat cock you have to be a lot of money if you 0.99

00:42:34.700 don't then do not speak to me and forget it you can't be insecure you cannot hate women you cannot 1.00

00:42:41.080 be a homophobe a transphobe yeah what else i think that's you can't wear skinny jeans there you go 0.96

00:42:47.640 i think that's a pretty easy i'd say that's okay yeah that's real baseline i think i don't care what 0.93

00:42:52.960 race you are there you go period as long as you meet those requirements yeah there you go then

00:42:59.420 that's fine okay so i'm gonna read some of the comments on this video about why texas is the

00:43:04.840 best it's not even though i have a lot of friends from texas and i and beyonce's from texas baby yeah

00:43:09.920 beyonce's from texas meg the stallion's from texas i love megan the stallion me too i would

00:43:13.860 actually disintegrate for her i would too if she said become a powder and say bet when and where 1.00

00:43:21.480 babe yeah right here on the floor okay some of these comments on here this one says hush keep

00:43:26.420 our state a secret please we don't need a bunch of pansies coming in what you a hundred years old 0.89

00:43:33.400 why do people why why and then what is what is it don't be a nancy yeah nancy get a grip 0.98

00:43:39.300 a pansy i feel like they say that shit because the next comment says don't forget our guns like 0.98

00:43:46.000 they're an open they're an open carry state so like sorry open carry means you can have a gun in 0.99

00:43:51.720 most public spaces like visibly and you could literally just have it and just walk around

00:43:56.760 what yeah they're an open carry state that's why they say that they're like we're so badass come and

00:44:02.400 take because you have guns yeah and you're allowed to like wield them openly i guess i'm so it actually

00:44:07.840 like we're in olden times it freaks me out i think even like seeing your police even i think they

00:44:12.500 have them in canada as well seeing your police have guns but that when i saw that i was like

00:44:16.360 so i'm gonna die it was really because we don't like guns are our last resort we'll taser you 0.98

00:44:25.240 we'll hit you with your baton i fucking wish that was the case here it's not it's so insane there 0.99

00:44:31.020 was one like guy that was like yielding and yielding wielding wielding wielding yeah 0.99

00:44:35.480 wielding an axe like in public space trying to kill people he didn't so like in in the uk in the

00:44:43.160 uk and he was running around this like road trying to kill people and the police like there was this

00:44:47.680 video footage of the police trying to stop him with an axe and they're like hey hey hey guys come on

00:44:53.540 take it down a notch but no guns that's crazy it freaks me the piss out so free free gun state you 1.00

00:45:00.100 said free gun open carry piss off why i fuck if i know in case you fucking redcoats come back over 1.00

00:45:08.220 here fucking gunslingers that's insane yeah i don't know what the fuck it's it's it's the most 1.00

00:45:13.680 like are you allowed guns in this state it's not an open carry state no which means you cannot have 1.00

00:45:19.000 guns in any public space so you have to have it locked up yeah essentially and you have to have a

00:45:23.040 permit and all that stuff like there's like you don't need a permit for texas uh no i think you

00:45:27.720 do oh i actually don't know i'm assuming you do but like i have no clue don't assume it's just way

00:45:33.580 more it's just way more like open and common to have good like you'll be like you could be shopping

00:45:38.540 in the grocery store and someone in front of you could have like a gun in a holster like in front of

00:45:42.580 you and then it's they're allowed to do that but you can't do that here the gun laws are actually

00:45:46.380 pretty strict in california oh yeah more strict than most states which is not saying much but yeah

00:45:51.460 bummer bummer now i'm depressed thank you this last one says just a reminder to all moving here 0.99

00:45:59.420 from california respect the state and culture if you ain't red don't bring your ass here okay 1.00

00:46:06.020 well that could mean a hold on to such things okay so i don't know if you know this but just 0.99

00:46:10.960 in case you don't like that racist well yeah oh obviously but they're a red state so a red state

00:46:17.060 and a blue state are like the two blue states are more democratic yeah blue states are public

00:46:22.020 republican oh republican and our red states blue states are democratic so like which one's a good 0.93

00:46:28.400 one blue that's the elephant yes yeah right it's the blue no wait no i'm wrong one's a donkey 0.98

00:46:37.400 one's an elephant which is yeah donkey donkey is blue elephant is red we shouldn't be the donkey 0.52

00:46:42.360 by me saying we they shouldn't be they're the good one they should not be the donkey yeah it's like

00:46:47.440 and it's all very subjective because there are a lot of bad things on both sides if we're being

00:46:51.480 on but like blue is more liberal so like liberal progressive okay red is more conservative so they're 0.99

00:46:56.620 a red state they always vote duh because they fucking love guns and they're very racist so 0.99

00:47:01.380 see the thing is that that that comment where it's like don't come over wait yeah hold on no 1.00

00:47:07.400 don't come i fuck it i wouldn't i wouldn't come i wouldn't not go to texas unless it's against my 0.99

00:47:14.920 will unless i really have to go i don't plan on going there for real sorry and i know the little 0.99

00:47:20.120 lady here that's from texas i'm sorry it's all right if they're if they're a good person i know a lot

00:47:27.380 of good people from texas they know there's a lot of fucking problems with that state like why are you 0.98

00:47:31.180 racist just why girl why no why what's going on why no jenny this isn't like you no no but if you 0.99

00:47:39.180 can actually tell me why yeah they can't they really don't have an answer for that because shut up 0.92

00:47:45.000 yeah they came from your island that's your fault i'm sorry that's fact well honestly if it's coming

00:47:52.180 from a red state a lot of times it is the craziest headline you've ever seen and it could be that it is

00:47:56.400 like so far past the truth it's not even funny and they like don't know anymore like red state people 1.00

00:48:01.480 who are like super racist and awful they're like did you guys know that they're fucking cloning people 0.99

00:48:07.400 and they're sending them over like they'll say the craziest shit you've ever heard and you're like 0.99

00:48:12.220 where did you read that where and then they're like show me the article then they're like facebook 0.99

00:48:15.620 and i'm like okay well there you go right okay well there you go go fuck yourself so okay this next 0.99

00:48:21.400 video um this is a black woman she's speaking on some of her personal experiences of racism in 1.00

00:48:28.020 florida and one example she talks about how it's known to be such a friendly state but most of the

00:48:32.040 time when she's at grocery stores the employees don't smile or say hello to her but then they go

00:48:35.960 out of their way to make conversations and be friendly with other customers right and then this

00:48:39.960 first comment says please share this so people will move out of state so housing can be cheaper

00:48:44.560 yikers okay housing is ridiculously cheap in florida compared to most states especially california

00:48:50.800 it's like california new york are the most expensive states because that's where everyone 0.81

00:48:54.380 wants to live you know when people are like in in fucking texas you could get a seven bedroom house 0.95

00:49:00.040 for that much money and i'm like yeah because you're stuck in texas yeah like yeah then i have 0.94

00:49:03.940 to live amongst races no thanks yeah no thanks i'll pass no thank you thank you though i'm good thank 0.96

00:49:08.200 you thank you so much but as if they're saying yeah keep telling everyone that we're racist so that

00:49:12.840 all of you guys leave they're like yeah exactly tell them that get out then how about you leave it says

00:49:20.140 that's not racism they just have nothing to say to you try starting a conversation with them first

00:49:25.520 why didn't i think of that yeah like god what why don't i just talk to racists yeah maybe i should 0.98

00:49:31.380 try that's like when they tell me literally their fucking heads literally they're like oh so you're 0.98

00:49:38.160 black yeah that's literally them yeah every single time it's so funny too because even here like but 0.99

00:49:43.540 anywhere really every time i fly somewhere for work um sometimes like because i whatever if i fly 0.98

00:49:49.800 first ah whatever and fly first fly first class fly fucking first girl come on sorry but anyways 1.00

00:49:56.780 economy when i do do it i uh every this is not a joke every single fucking time someone stops us and 0.99

00:50:03.900 goes this is for first every time that's not a joke every time when i left the uk bitch when i left the 1.00

00:50:10.860 uk we uh went to every like went through all the tsa shit whatever went to our gate when we get to 0.98

00:50:17.500 the gate my boyfriend goes first and then they're like oh it's for first and he goes i can read yeah

00:50:22.480 he's like i know i can see the i can see on the screen it says first it's fine and he's like no i know

00:50:27.820 i have that they're like oh okay and they scan it i know they scan it and then they're like can you

00:50:33.960 step to the side and then my boyfriend's like oh and he thinks he has to wait yeah random so random

00:50:38.980 and then he goes and he's like oh i think they want to check because we bought like some souvenirs

00:50:43.260 and stuff and he's like oh i think they want to check these bags the guy goes no i don't want to

00:50:46.520 see those i want to put those down and take your shoes off i want to look in your backpack and then

00:50:50.480 my boyfriend was like for what and he's like oh it's just a random check oh i fucking bet it is 0.97

00:50:56.400 bitch i'm sure i bet it's so random like eight white dudes walked in front of us but yeah i'm sure 1.00

00:51:00.140 you want to randomly check them oh i'm sure it's so fucking random and it's always my my boyfriend or me 0.99

00:51:05.080 like every time so we go and then i'm like and i'm standing over there with him because i think

00:51:10.360 that i have to go too because i didn't hear the conversation and they're like oh ma'am you don't

00:51:14.420 have to go over there like come over here and i was like well what's he doing yeah and they're like

00:51:18.900 oh it's a random check them with a glove yeah they're like and i was like oh random it's super

00:51:26.300 random i bet so i know i used to when it's so bad i used to fly with my sister my sister's hijabi

00:51:31.320 every time we flew she just she just got in the line for the random check let me save you all some 0.54

00:51:38.840 time it's because i know what you're thinking it's fucking terrible like what like what at this point 0.95

00:51:43.620 like what are we talking about what are we talking about and i was like i i was so i was so annoyed i 0.95

00:51:49.280 was like why are you guys doing i said hey what's the fucking point of tsa hey what's the point if you 0.99

00:51:54.500 if you snuck a bomb past this point yeah like what are the odds yeah you know what i mean like i was 0.98

00:51:59.240 like okay and then they they literally looked through every single thing in that backpack he

00:52:04.060 was standing there for a minute and he was so like it's humiliating too they make you do it in 0.99

00:52:08.420 front of everyone like and i was like dude this is fucking bullshit and i was telling him too i was 1.00

00:52:12.700 like this is bullshit that you guys do this like what's is your tsa that fucking shit that you guys 1.00

00:52:17.080 have to check randomly check again but you only checked him and then we're walking on and he's like 1.00

00:52:21.600 hey don't be afraid to randomly check white people too yeah because we were the only uh people of

00:52:26.560 color and of course first yeah so that's why i was like of course the only people of color in first 0.99

00:52:30.400 so i was like nice nice nice nice love that love that yeah i'm sure you deal with that shit too 0.86

00:52:37.840 well when i was flying here i didn't i didn't fly first i flew business but it's all right though no 0.89

00:52:42.480 no it's fine don't worry um and they basically when i was queuing up to go to business and here's

00:52:47.300 the thing i have a because the um what's it called the airline i flew with i have a membership with

00:52:54.600 them because i love them they're called british airways hi um and i have like a a very high

00:53:03.440 tier with that membership yeah and i was queuing up to go into the the line for uh business because

00:53:09.940 they obviously do first and business first yeah and the woman was like oh no no um we're not doing 0.99

00:53:14.820 economy yet and i was like yeah yeah well that's that's nice do i look poor to you yeah no um you just

00:53:23.600 don't look white yeah but the thing is it's just it's you don't really you kind of go through a

00:53:29.620 life like i'll be fine and then things happen you're like yeah yeah one time we flew uh i was

00:53:35.640 going to new york and this lady she was like oh we're boarding because i think at the time i was

00:53:40.780 flying jet blue and they call their first like mint or something so she's like oh we're doing mint

00:53:45.480 and then uh to me and my boyfriend and we're like i know and we scanned our passes and she's like

00:53:50.040 we're doing mint like started talking louder and i was like i heard you and then she goes can i see

00:53:55.200 her passes like to me and him and then we showed them and she goes oh you guys are mint oh that's

00:54:01.080 crazy i was like yeah i can fucking read i don't know who she is i don't know who she is i hope she 0.97

00:54:08.500 went home she tripped she fell in a puddle had a terrible night terrible evening she ate some food 1.00

00:54:13.080 it gave her food poisoning she was bedridden for days girl i don't know who you are but fuck you 1.00

00:54:17.840 it pisses me off it's so funny too because i'm like i i feel like you think like past like racism 1.00

00:54:25.280 right like i can fucking read right so i i can i can read and i can see young like it's not like 0.97

00:54:31.840 old and senile where it's like okay maybe you did get a bit discery and lost you're young like i know 1.00

00:54:38.640 how the world works in fact i'm building it for you so why don't you fuck no thanks to you yeah 1.00

00:54:43.500 shit so fuck off yeah when i bought out i was at the department store a department store the other 1.00

00:54:48.300 day and i was buying a dress and it was for an event so it was like kind of expensive which whatever 1.00

00:54:52.960 but like i was buying it and the lady goes oh like is it for a special occasion i'm like yeah it's

00:54:57.120 just like for work and then she goes okay and she goes you saw the price tag right and i was like

00:55:02.660 if you don't get the fuck out i was like yeah i did yeah um yeah i did i see it when i tried it 0.88

00:55:08.280 on in the dressing room yeah i did and then she was like oh okay and she's ringing it up and she 0.99

00:55:12.300 goes uh for work huh and i go yep because i'm not talking about what the fuck i'm doing and she's 0.97

00:55:17.500 old as shit so i'm like i'm not trying to have me get away yeah and it was uh for uh something for 0.89

00:55:22.720 the grammys so i like didn't want to talk about what it was for i was just like it's for work like 0.98

00:55:26.880 it's not a big deal and she goes okay work right and i go yeah i said it three times and then the last

00:55:32.660 time she goes what do you do for work and i go oh all kinds of stuff and then she was like

00:55:37.800 okay and i go all right cool thank you get on my face got my bag and i left and my boyfriend was

00:55:43.140 laughing he goes that was so awkward like the girl's like she was like poking and prodding

00:55:48.240 because she wanted to know like because i look too young and i'm not white so she's like how can

00:55:53.020 you afford how many drugs have you brought into this country is that what you're doing 0.98

00:55:56.300 i'm like in my hand or up my ass but different numbers do people not feel like do they not feel 0.98

00:56:02.780 the awkwardness and then try and be just like nice it's horrible it doesn't make sense i do 0.99

00:56:08.460 not understand that you're making it awkward like can you not can you not sense that and then say

00:56:12.760 anyway let's pivot and change that yeah well if you're thinking it keep it in here yeah i don't

00:56:18.640 need to hear it yeah that's okay because i don't care because how about you wait if you really believe

00:56:23.260 i can't afford it how about you wait until i use my card and it gets declined and then you can

00:56:28.160 kiki at that moment yeah then you can laugh wait privately it's not like you have a lot of time

00:56:31.960 on your hands right now look after me girl i was like all right well when i was in paris i literally

00:56:37.860 uh we we planned like we made reservations at a restaurant and we were like it said it was like

00:56:43.160 upscale attire so they were like we dressed nice and we went we and it was not too far from where we

00:56:48.060 were staying so we just walked there and when we walked up there was like a bunch of bouncers which 0.99

00:56:52.860 first of all what the fuck is their security doing outside of a restaurant like what the fuck is going on 0.99

00:56:57.020 in there and so then we go up and we send alex because she's white and we're like you go tell 0.99

00:57:02.440 them and she goes and she's like oh i have a reservation and they're like you have a reservation

00:57:06.400 she's like yeah what time and then she tells them and she has her name and we're like 20 minutes early

00:57:12.200 and they said to be 20 minutes early and then they're talking amongst themselves someone goes inside

00:57:18.640 someone comes out and then they come and talk to us and they're like yeah so like there's no

00:57:24.040 reservations available and we were like even though we made one and then he goes yeah i just like i

00:57:32.560 don't know where you guys made it we're like on your website yeah on the website that is connected it's

00:57:38.560 like connected to your website yeah he's like yeah no they like didn't even have a good like fake

00:57:44.220 excuse like they were the white girl yeah well once she once she came and stood with us they were 1.00

00:57:50.040 like okay yeah and then like they were like we're full we're busy and i'm like okay and then we turn

00:57:59.360 and we saw like a group of like 10 white girls walk right in oh of course no reservation no nothing 1.00

00:58:04.080 and i was like oh okay so i took a picture of it and i was like hey fuck this restaurant by the way 1.00

00:58:09.920 it's called mama mia paris fuck them and i literally posted i'm like hey fuck this fucking 1.00

00:58:13.900 restaurant they're fucking racist like i posted it everywhere yeah and then they blocked me 1.00

00:58:18.200 because people were commenting on their thing they're like i didn't know you they're like oh 1.00

00:58:23.420 food was okay but the racism was really bad like they were writing shit like that like yelp reviews on 0.99

00:58:28.000 their fucking instagram good i love that i got blocked by them so you are racist is what i'm saying 0.99

00:58:32.600 so you guys okay yeah for sure but really quick i do want to ask you a question about your 0.99

00:58:38.400 content oh my god oh my god hard pivot oh my god but it's about your content okay so your reaction

00:58:42.760 videos were one of some of the first ones i ever saw about you how'd you get into those i'm so

00:58:47.280 curious i don't know well those and when you're singing when someone's hot that was the first one

00:58:53.140 i did i did one which was for basically do you know talk to who yeah sorry i keep i never watched it

00:58:58.760 but i am familiar okay and i know that guy is also no the other one he's also in house of dragon

00:59:05.880 what's his name oh him matt something the white guy and the uncle in house of dragon matt smith

00:59:12.640 matt smith that's right that's my sorry just literally came to me

00:59:16.200 yeah no him him he was a doctor who right he was a doctor who but got it there's so like because 0.86

00:59:25.340 doctor who's like our show that's y'all's show yeah that's that's our fucking show so when i grew 0.98

00:59:34.060 up doctor who you have like your own like people because it's been going for years yeah people have 0.84

00:59:38.680 their doctor yeah like their favorite one yeah so mine is david tennant he's an actor called david

00:59:42.960 tennant i would literally if it were raining and there were a puddle i would lay myself on the puddle

00:59:47.960 so he could walk over me that's how much i love him that's on period uh so yeah he um i did a sing

00:59:54.120 if you find attractive and he was one of the people that came up in this so i was that's when i scream

00:59:58.980 and then people clipped that yeah so and then so you posted that and people just adore me

01:00:06.360 i guess like i've charmed everyone they finally recognized i'm amazing

01:00:12.360 but yeah and then and then from then did like just reaction videos to like food to that guy that

01:00:20.000 chops wood oh yeah and that's just i guess become my thing but period people like my reaction because

01:00:25.420 i don't understand i feel like it's just like i'm just you're just not charming i'm just

01:00:29.820 wait i do have another question the great british baking show yeah that's my favorite show of all

01:00:37.080 time really i fuck so heavy with that show it's really it's crazy what i would do to get on that show 0.90

01:00:41.760 bitch if you're ever watching they have they have a celebrity one i know i've seen it stand up for 1.00

01:00:45.880 cancer i saw it i saw jade thurwall on there i saw liza koshy on there really ksi on there piss off 1.00

01:00:53.880 liza koshy was on yeah on the celebrity one i saw it but she's not even from here i know girl that's 1.00

01:00:59.840 what i said send me over there bitch i know i talk shit y'all this is what i will say although i 1.00

01:01:04.840 talk shit on your food your pastries are out of this world fantastic pastries out of this world 0.99

01:01:08.980 victoria sponge have you had a victoria sponge i did not have that but i did have a couple like 1.00

01:01:12.900 pastries and like croissants like that's not us whatever the fuck i had it i had it there and it 0.91

01:01:19.220 was delicious yeah it was very good yeah y'all are murdering pastries keep it up thank you yeah 0.98

01:01:24.140 we're good with our dough yeah you're good i was like why people one thing white people can do is 1.00

01:01:28.740 bake yeah we can bake you can bake bitch that's the thing i feel like your ass off yeah no bake off i 1.00

01:01:33.080 could never go on because i can't bake me either no that's why i said bring me on um i'm as a 0.99

01:01:38.380 contestant um like with the normal people uh i'm gonna go out week one easily but i will tell jokes

01:01:44.000 the whole time i'm gonna do comedic relief yeah i'm gonna do everyone needs that bits the whole

01:01:47.260 time and then they're gonna be so charming me they hire me as a third host yes that's my evil plan

01:01:52.360 no that would be great i feel like you and no fielding oh period i don't know if he still does

01:01:56.160 it does he still do it yeah he does i fucking love him me too and him would just yeah oh i love

01:02:01.560 i feel like with them the my favorite part about that is that everyone is so nice to each other on 0.99

01:02:08.000 that show cooking shows in america bitch they're like i'll kill you with a gun they are so aggressive 1.00

01:02:13.780 on them here like what's in the contestants yeah like they and the judges are so cutthroat too like 1.00

01:02:18.880 really they're mean as fuck to each other here oh no but like they're it's all good vibes and 0.99

01:02:24.240 they're all competing for a fucking cake because we're baking fucking cake sorry could you imagine us 1.00

01:02:29.480 being cunts while we're baking cakes like oh i'm about to put this fucking victoria sponge in the 1.00

01:02:33.360 oven but fuck you all and the prize the prize is literally that fucking cake stand and that's it 1.00

01:02:39.140 yeah that is so funny and also just the knowledge that you've won oh yeah the friends you made along 1.00

01:02:43.720 the way yeah that's the best part well there's one woman that won she's she's a hijabi i've forgotten 1.00

01:02:48.440 her name i know her and she's a big fuck off fuck off now she's huge really like like as a as a 1.00

01:02:55.920 successfully successfully she has really made it i love that season too i am obsessed with that show 0.99

01:03:01.920 every time the new season comes out i'm like tuned in bitch do you have master chef yeah we have 1.00

01:03:07.200 master chef and we have master chef junior too which is the children the kids that one guy that's like 0.93

01:03:12.300 yeah there is one where they like they're like okay you're on two separate sides of the kitchen

01:03:20.760 and then it's like each side has an obstacle so like one their their oven is across the way and

01:03:26.860 they can't cross the line to go cook so it's literally like american ninja warrior and cooking

01:03:31.540 which i find to be insane why would you do that entertainment i guess it's like how can we make

01:03:36.920 this more insane yeah like one was like they were outside at like and there was like a campfire

01:03:42.200 and it was like literally the only oven they had was a campfire and like a little griddle thing

01:03:48.000 cutthroat kitchen that's what it's called cutthroat kitchen well it's in the name and the guy like

01:03:52.540 he had a really long rod and that was the only way that he could cook his food like he had to go 0.83

01:03:57.300 and like put it over and then he was like like trying to cook it from fucking 100 yards away no i 0.98

01:04:02.240 wouldn't i just wouldn't go on sorry if i was like a proper cook chef yeah and they said welcome to set 0.71

01:04:09.140 you today you're going to be cooking but you're on in an igloo yeah but there are live alligators

01:04:14.780 good luck yeah enjoy i'd say goodbye like have you seen um have you watched chopped no oh i don't

01:04:22.120 really watch cooking things if you look at chopped versus great british bake off it's insane like

01:04:26.080 chopped well they cook savory foods but they do an appetizer a main and a dessert and each round

01:04:31.600 someone gets chopped so it's like you end up you start with four end up with two but they give you a 0.99

01:04:36.080 basket and it's like four fuck-ass ingredients and they're like make something bitch and you have 1.00

01:04:41.380 30 minutes and they're literally like time yeah and they're literally and they're trying to cook 0.99

01:04:46.860 everything like make something girl see that would be you know it's so like not do cook i don't cook

01:04:51.360 me i don't cook and i don't watch cooking shows really yeah to be honest mine is only the great

01:04:55.980 british bake off i don't think that counts because it's yeah no well i love it do you watch is it cake

01:04:59.860 i have never watched it but i do know what it is it's it's just you get to like the fourth episode

01:05:06.540 and you're like yeah it's cake yeah it's not much longevity in that show like is it cake i'm glad

01:05:15.700 you don't cook either neither do i my man does cook i don't oh i mean i can but i just you can

01:05:22.260 you just don't do you do that like actively you refuse to cook no it's more so like why would i

01:05:27.300 if my man prefers to do it true yeah if he prefers like why would you yeah he's like no i don't i don't

01:05:31.380 want you in here like it's gonna stress me out i'm like oh bummer i'll go sit on the couch oh

01:05:35.740 tell me when it's ready call me when it's ready literally oh see but at the same time people will

01:05:40.640 see that and be like but you're a woman yeah why a woman who doesn't cook and you can eat that you 1.00

01:05:45.460 better go to hell go straight to hell your man cooks for you yeah burn burning hell is what they 1.00

01:05:51.240 say he loves cooking no i like that period i do actually want you to go to hell and he's 6'4 1.00

01:05:57.360 love that for me oh i actually fucking hate me i just said i just said i'm going through a breakup 0.99

01:06:02.060 do you want to just kill me that'd be really nice okay it's all right i'll manifest someone for you 0.98

01:06:09.140 please someone who does that 6'4 well yeah i'd like him strong well i don't mind if he doesn't 1.00

01:06:15.060 i if he can cook no i want him to cook yeah what the fuck is wrong with you why don't you 0.99

01:06:19.760 you don't have basic life skills yeah what the hell yeah i'm getting really sick and tired 0.99

01:06:24.760 of like someone was what was it there was this one video sorry i'm really going off a tangent 0.96

01:06:29.660 because i'm getting really sick and tired of men just getting absolutely the benefit of the doubt

01:06:32.960 it just really fucking pisses me off you're telling me but there was one video of a guy and he was like 0.95

01:06:36.920 it was like him cleaning a kitchen and like cleaning his house and he's like 0.97

01:06:40.140 one thing my wife will never be is a single married mother basically to say like i also help in the 1.00

01:06:45.340 house oh my god well fucking done i'm getting rid and all the comments are like oh give him the key 0.99

01:06:50.420 to the city he deserves it girl what girl are we deranged girl the way i've talked shit on that too 0.99

01:06:56.160 i'm like i i literally on my episode with brett newstrom we were joking about it because i'm like men 0.99

01:07:00.500 would be like i don't hate your fucking muffin top and then women are like protect this one girl 1.00

01:07:07.600 fuck him and his mom like that's just not real what do you mean no what do you mean it really it 1.00

01:07:14.640 really pisses me off a million likes yeah and it's like oh god he's such a real boy your wife's so 1.00

01:07:19.060 lucky is she i don't believe it because you wash the fuck up what it really oh anyway well when they 0.77

01:07:25.660 do basic human life skills and then they're like wow what it's insane but that's also sad too because 0.98

01:07:34.320 it's like a testament to how rare that is that women find that and revere it which is a fucking bummer 0.90

01:07:39.520 but like it's not their fault they feel that way but it is our responsibility to diagnose it 1.00

01:07:45.320 say well done that's not that's like bare minimum shit bitch like he remembered your birthday yeah he 1.00

01:07:50.700 fucking should you've been dating for 10 years and you're still not married which is totally fine if 0.99

01:07:54.860 that's what you want if that's what you want but if it's not and he's saying oh i just don't believe 1.00

01:07:58.780 in marriage because shut the fuck up get out of my face get out i'm like congrats um tell that to 0.99

01:08:04.340 the next bitch bye yeah you know what i mean like that's why i'm like it makes me so sad for women 1.00

01:08:08.620 i know it's all right good thing they have us so charming and beautiful yeah i am charming and 0.96

01:08:14.180 beautiful okay to round out this episode yes i'll ask you what is your best piece of advice for

01:08:22.040 americans when they're going over to the uk and then on the flip side brits when they're coming 1.00

01:08:28.400 over here any advice sorry my stomach's rumbling i'm gonna think about this one because i really

01:08:32.980 want it to be a serious one me going back onto drugs no no i do want it to be okay americans going over

01:08:40.140 to the uk practice practice hiding your accent yeah because immediately we hate you yeah and i'm sorry 0.75

01:08:49.440 it doesn't matter what you look like yeah we hate you yeah practice doing a british accent 1.00

01:08:56.420 practice but like a good not like an american british not like dick van dyke 0.83

01:09:01.080 every time i see british people they're like what's the worst british accent you've ever seen 0.99

01:09:05.100 portrayed in film and they're like every single one of them said dick van dyke well his isn't the 1.00

01:09:08.920 worst i think you know peter dinklage in game of thrones he's fucking shit 0.99

01:09:13.240 but i love him i love him i love him down yeah but no that was shit yeah um but there's nothing 0.99

01:09:21.280 worse than a bad british accent just like there's nothing worse than a bad anyone trying to do an 0.99

01:09:25.260 accent that's not their own and you're like what the fuck was that get i was gonna say do you hate 0.97

01:09:30.340 that when americans like they're like wait a second and they start talking to you in a british accent 0.98

01:09:34.700 what in in a british yeah like like when you just tried to do it when i first came

01:09:38.760 well when you sat down and we opened the show and i did that yeah that was specifically because i know 0.81

01:09:45.540 you hate it yeah okay fine yeah okay so just making me feel comfortable oh it's just a silly

01:09:49.720 bitty move yeah that's fine yeah no i i hate it um no don't suppress your accent just don't expect 0.99

01:09:56.540 things to be big yeah yeah most our penises our food size our food size our people food size it's 1.00

01:10:04.000 huge it is fuck me it is big fuck me period honestly also anyway no okay that's that's what i would say 1.00

01:10:12.060 for going to the uk other than that for brits coming here brits coming here any advice 0.99

01:10:19.980 don't yeah i don't think there's any good advice you're gonna have to live through it

01:10:30.080 it's a canon event you gotta experience it you have to experience coming here when you go shopping 0.97

01:10:36.300 expect to be harassed yeah you guys just don't leave us the fuck alone yeah why don't why why 0.89

01:10:41.680 they're obsessed with an accent why even you don't even have to speak and it's like hey how are you 0.99

01:10:47.320 can i help you out today no you can't that is so real leave me the fuck alone i went in one tesco 0.97

01:10:53.480 when i was in the uk tesco yeah i went i went in one i just won and the way that that cashier 0.96

01:11:00.780 he won't even look at you he wouldn't have cared if i died in front of him like he did not give a 0.97

01:11:05.380 fuck about me and i love that like i walked up and he was literally like what i was like bitch i'm 1.00

01:11:10.960 trying to buy something shit i'm like like i walked into his home yeah but i but i fuck with it 1.00

01:11:15.660 like someone who leaves me alone leave me alone yeah it's pretty bad but it's like when it's like 0.99

01:11:19.560 because you'll when i walk in i'm like oh i'm just looking thank you and they're like great no

01:11:23.560 worries can i get you um anything and then you're looking at clothes and you're like can i open up 0.99

01:11:28.700 can i set up a fitting room for you yeah no you fucking can't i don't want to fucking try this 0.99

01:11:32.580 it really annoys me it sends me into like an absolute rage that i just want to like 0.99

01:11:37.200 away from me this cock back but i won't it's okay though but that's that's what i would say 0.99

01:11:42.840 prepare to be harassed prepare to be hated don't comment on the weather just don't fucking do it 1.00

01:11:49.240 yeah um for the best it's for the best yeah um just be british also just try and suppress your 0.99

01:11:56.880 colonialism there you go because recognize it yeah because i think as well the reason we hate you guys

01:12:02.720 yeah is also because we naturally just hate anyone that isn't british yeah but like in a polite way

01:12:09.380 not in a french way yeah but yeah the polite way of british people being rude is crazy it is so funny

01:12:16.080 to me like when they're being rude or they're trying to be rude or trying to insult you yeah and

01:12:20.040 it's so like it just sounds like a riddle to me yeah like i'm like you're crazy a lot of our um 0.95

01:12:25.900 like speech language is shakespearean yeah so like it sure is girl like i'd call you like a dirty wash 1.00

01:12:32.520 cloth and that would be like it you mongoose and that's it that's that's that's an insult we don't

01:12:38.520 read that's the thing i don't feel like we're good at reading people yeah absolutely that's an

01:12:43.180 american thing we're awful we are terrible i find it hilarious the way that you guys insult people 0.95

01:12:48.260 i find that so funny it is so polite so like proper are you fucking kidding me that's are you 1.00

01:12:54.320 kidding me right now that's why when i hear when i hear british people will cuss and shit yeah and 0.99

01:12:57.740 they really be going in i'm like that's our period bitch because i feel like i'm watching like a dog 1.00

01:13:01.760 walk on its hind legs scary like if you go out in the uk and you go like and see men drunk and 0.99

01:13:08.280 they're about to fight yeah and they're like oh are you fucking having me on when you look at it 0.86

01:13:12.480 you're like oh it's embarrassing yeah that's right everyone when love island became a big thing 0.94

01:13:16.660 yeah oh and they're like uh what do they say are you mugged me off yeah he's mugged me right off

01:13:22.500 he's mugged am i a mug yeah but the thing is but at the same time don't let that be a 1.00

01:13:26.780 representation because i feel like everyone that goes into love island is a pussy 0.99

01:13:29.640 how are you not fighting that's so funny not that yeah i saw your i saw your video this morning 1.00

01:13:36.500 how is someone snogging your man oh girl how is someone kissing your your person that you're 0.80

01:13:42.600 paired with how are you in an argument with someone and you haven't said do you want to 0.99

01:13:46.100 fucking fight i'm in i'm i'm in there and i'm causing drama 1000 like i'm not i'm not getting 0.98

01:13:50.740 coupled up i'll probably go out first i'm causing i'm starting fires everywhere they'll keep you in 0.99

01:13:55.240 just for that there you go i'm starting fires everywhere i'm making alliances it makes no

01:13:59.460 sense to me and also god forbid i'm ever stood up in a line waiting for a man to say yeah i want to

01:14:05.020 couple up with her wait praying that i get picked by a man don't do that to me don't ever don't put

01:14:12.160 me in that position okay this part of this part of the filming we're gonna have you all in a line

01:14:15.780 and they're gonna come and walk through and say who they find the most attractive i'd like to go

01:14:19.740 home please i'd like to go home oh no no thank you actually cut that also i watched the usa version 0.96

01:14:25.780 of love love island i like the british one better yes you know what i fuck so heavy with on that show 0.89

01:14:31.820 is that they're so fucking honest like they're literally like i i was fucking with you heavy 0.97

01:14:37.820 um but he came in and he's way hotter than you so i'm out yeah um peace and love though good luck 0.98

01:14:42.700 to you hope you don't go home they are really strong heavy with that someone said they really have

01:14:46.540 warrior mentality i don't know how you can live through that they're stronger than us they

01:14:50.280 should be drafted dude imagine it's just all love island people that'd be crazy that would be insane 0.98

01:14:58.080 we'd lose but i feel like we'd lose every war okay so we talked about all kinds of shit everything 0.98

01:15:04.400 all kinds everything uh and you obviously because you're so funny and we fucking talked about all 0.97

01:15:10.440 kinds of funny shit but i love you as a content creator i think you're amazing 0.92

01:15:14.040 ayame also does stand-up by the way no i fucking don't yes you do i refuse actually 0.98

01:15:19.500 no your live shows that you were doing yeah i think you're doing is that we're doing past tense 0.55

01:15:27.140 thank you but i think you're hilarious thank you and i think that you're so talented and i think

01:15:33.340 everyone should follow ayame where can everybody find you well

01:15:37.840 my name is ayame and i am on tiktok and instagram this is like really like i'm like

01:15:45.220 i'm on tiktok and instagram they'll put it below you too oh well you can follow me right here

01:15:49.740 ayame.p it's japanese but i'm not japanese anyway colonialism um period that's me

01:15:57.740 and you have a podcast i do it's called any i may be trust that's why i find it like

01:16:03.860 sitting here i'm like fucking hell just end the podcast because it's literally i did a podcast 0.95

01:16:10.440 episode the other day and i was in my bed in my bed turned on my camera and i was like hi guys 0.77

01:16:15.060 i come in here and it's like mark

01:16:17.140 yeah that's my sorry any i may be trust yes absolutely make sure y'all follow ayame on

01:16:24.100 literally everything and go listen to her podcast i watch your clips all the time it's a waste of time

01:16:28.940 yeah i could listen to you talk forever stop yeah should we kiss after i'm gonna i'm gonna line

01:16:39.800 you up and then i'm gonna let you know if i pick you and couple up with oh yeah as you should that's 1.00

01:16:43.900 the finale as you should yeah where's the line hub i mean all right thank you so much for joining us on

01:16:50.580 this episode of the comment section show thank you to my amazing guest ayame remember to go follow 0.79

01:16:55.100 her on everything listen to her podcast she's hilarious as i'm sure you guys already fucking 0.88

01:16:59.220 know and thank you all so much for tuning in to this very special episode remember all comment

01:17:04.760 section episodes are available every wednesday you can stream the audio on all streaming platforms

01:17:09.240 or you can watch the video for free exclusively on spotify stop fucking asking me where the video 0.93

01:17:14.420 lives please i'm begging you tell your friends it's only on spotify it's nowhere else it's only

01:17:20.100 on spotify that's the third time i said it please hear me okay i love you all so much thank you so

01:17:24.720 much to ayame thank you to all of you and i'll see you next week bye

01:17:28.220 bye

01:17:29.020 you

The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - February 14, 2024

YOU’RE PISSING ME RIGHT OFF Ft. Ayamé Ponder

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