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Coming up on the show, Buffoons in the Mist: Yes, the NDP and the National Convention talking points. Yes, let's abolish the military and other UN mandates. And of course, more political BS coming up.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to another episode of the Crusty Night Podcast, episode 112 Alpha.
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Yes, coming up on the show, buffoons in the mist. Yes, the NDP and the National Convention talking points.
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Let's abolish the military and other UN mandates. And of course, more political BS coming up. Stick around.
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From Western Canada, this is the Crusty Canuck podcast.
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On political, social, economic issues and life.
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That's right, ladies and gentlemen. April 3rd, 2021, as I said in the headlines.
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Buffoonery in the mist. Yes, my apologies out there. I had this episode loaded earlier.
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And for some reason, I had some technical issues.
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And just a reminder that this is not meant for children.
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And if you like and hear what you see, please share, subscribe, and like.
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And share this around to help us independent folk get the words out there.
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The federal NDPs are having a virtual convention.
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And it was brought to my attention by a fan the other day when I did a live stream.
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That the NDP is weighing the odds on abolishing the military.
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I'll leave links in the description for you all to listen to and to admire at your own free will.
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But here is a couple of those points from Section 4 of Resolutions from the NDP Convention website or webpage there.
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So I'll start this little spiel off with military spending in Canada.
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Now, the NDP, federal NDPs, basically come up with this conclusion and solution for said problems.
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Whereas, Canada has succumbed to U.S. pressure and is planning on expanding military spending by 70%.
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Whereas, Canada is committed to spending $70 billion on warships and $19 billion on fighter planes.
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Whereas, the COVID pandemic has exposed decades of underfunding to our social programs resulting in greater inequality.
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They're really pushing this whole inequality thing, eh?
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You know, like I've said before in numerous episodes, the moment you disagree with an NDPer,
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you're either a misogynist, racist, sexist, homophobe, xenophobe, and anti-tree man.
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So here's the solutions to military spending that they have in Canada.
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Be it resolved that the NDP support the U.N. Secretary General Antonio Guterres,
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call for a global ceasefire to focus on our struggle to overcome the COVID-19 pandemic,
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oppose the Liberal government's planned national defense budget increases,
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and call for an immediate freeze in the expansion of military spending.
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As a member of the Armed Forces, and as someone who's actually talked to some political leaders
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in regards to defense spending, and people that have sat on procurement boards,
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and fellow members of the Canadian Armed Forces,
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as well as some of those individuals that aren't here with us anymore today.
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Where does the NDP get off even tabling such a thing?
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Now, of course, I highly doubt that they'll actually get in a lot of seats when they call
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I highly doubt they're going to get any kind of power.
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But here's a national party that's had certain powers in the provinces.
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I'm not saying all members and all people that live in British Columbia are lost under
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the veil of the NDP orange, but the majority of voters have been, which is kind of scary.
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It's funny, because I remember Thomas Mulcair and Jagmeet Singh two years ago,
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or three years ago for that matter, stating how the liberals don't spend enough on our troops,
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don't look after veterans properly, and now they want to table a motion to stop military spending.
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Page 42 states, Canada out of NATO, whereas the North Atlantic Treaty Organization NATO
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and Canadian forces in Afghanistan engaged in propping up a U.S. proper government of
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human rights abusers, drug traffickers, and warlords, wasting money and the lives to further
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a Western agenda of geopolitical power and plunder of resources.
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Well, what did the Soviet Empire do with resources?
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What did the old-fashioned communist model do with resources?
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They've exploited resources from nations they conquered, and they exploited the workers
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But the difference with Western exploitation and Soviet aficionado, communist manifesto
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exploitation, is that, at least in the West, men and women get fucking paid, and there's
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Now, I admit democracy is not the most perfect solution to some of you kids out there, but
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it's a hell of a lot better than someone having to boot your goddamn neck.
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Now, here's the solution to Canada out of NATO.
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Be it resolved that, therefore, be it resolved that the NDP actively campaign to get Canada
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To get NATO out of Afghanistan, to remove the NATO nuclear ring around Russian borders, and
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to disengage Canadian forces from any support role for the U.S. and its client regimes around
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Well, Canadian forces right now don't have a pot to piss in.
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And there was more money going to the Canadian military when Canada was involved in Afghanistan
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because Canada did a lot of fucking good jobs there.
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And a few of those friends have friends that are not here with us anymore.
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Here's the meat and potatoes of the title, ladies and gentlemen.
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Whereas militaries and war have devastatingly negative impacts on civilian populations, including
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needless deaths, bodily injury, and the loss of housing.
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Militaries and war are a historic institution with no place in a modern society.
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In a world with a globalized, quote-unquote, in a world with a globalized economy, traditional
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militaries are becoming increasingly unnecessary.
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Other countries such as Costa Rica, Iceland, Samoa, Panama have abolished their armies.
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Samoa, excuse me, as far as I know is a protectorate in the United States.
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And Panama still has some kind of security force.
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But Panama roughly has a population of just under, I think, 4 million people.
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But needless to say, they are protected by somebody or someone.
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Anyway, here's their solutions to elimination of the Canadian Armed Forces.
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Be it resolved that, therefore, be it resolved that the NDP government will commit to phasing
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Be it further resolved that all members of the Canadian Armed Forces will be retrained
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Into civil service roles that help expand Canadian, provincial, and municipal social services,
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such as expended health care, education, community service, public transit, and parks.
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Be it further resolved that all members of the Canadian Armed Forces continue to receive
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full salaries and benefits until they assume their new jobs in this civil service.
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So here's a federal party that's gaining some traction.
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Now, they've gained some traction over the years.
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And they actually get the spotlight and they've managed to raise $7.7 million for their next
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And yet, that's the viable solutions they have.
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That's what they're bringing to their table, ladies and gentlemen.
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Just like I keep saying, crack don't smoke itself.
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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, carrying on with episode 112, Alpha, buffoons in the mist.
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Now, there's more information on their great big plans, what they're going to have with
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I know the Liberals are going to have a convention.
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Their feet is just lighting up with great virtue signaling and all this wonderful stuff that's
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going to save the world based on the Canadian taxpayer.
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Now, both of these parties have scratched these others back since 2015.
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Little Jagmeet Singh, little slap and tickle here.
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No one leaves baby in the corner, except for those fucking clowns that want to leave the
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taxpayers in the corner, freezing in the cold, paying more money for carbon.
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Even though carbon is plant food, but they don't see it that way.
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Well, I need you and my listeners out there to get out and write.
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And if anybody that's listening to this podcast that has an NDP member of parliament, give
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them proper shit for even considering something like that, or even sitting in a room and having
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a conversation on how they can dismantle one of Canada's noblest institutions.
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By legislating any kind of information like that, or legislating anything like that at
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all, it doesn't matter if it's provincial or federal.
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Not only is it an insult to the serving members of today's armed forces.
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It's an insult to the veterans of Afghanistan, like yours truly, and some dear friends of
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mine, and those individuals not here with us today.
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It's also an insult to the actual peacekeepers that actually signed up, did a job in the name
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of the UN, United Nations, because we all know how much the NDP and the liberals love
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And they're dishonoring the member memories and the members that served during those peacekeeping
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years from Cyprus, you know, to the Balkans, to other missions in Africa, right?
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Not only are they insulting the Afghan veterans, the peacekeepers of before, the Cold War veterans,
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too, that stood against the possible Soviet onslaught during those Cold War years, or Cold
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They're also insulting the memory of those members that sacrificed their lives in Korea.
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Cap Young, Battle of Cap Young, especially, and other battles.
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And they're insulting the memory of my grandparents that served during World War II, and some other
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distant relatives that served during the First World War.
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So here are these clowns who want to talk about Canadians, and they want to put military guys in
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this role and that role, and okay, well, you're still going to get paid benefits till we find this
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job for you. So we've all seen how the Notley NDP have found jobs for people. We've all seen how
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Mr. Horrigan in BC found jobs for people. We've all seen how Bob Ray fucking did it back in the 80s
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trying to find jobs for people, right? So a lot of these guys can be sitting in their hands waiting
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a long fucking time to find an adequate job to fill in the void. Now, to say, hypothetically,
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if this legislation ever came to pass, okay? Now, I'm being very skeptical here, and I'm doing the
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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, back at you. Buffoons in the mist. Crusty Canuck episode 112 alpha. Yes,
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episode 112 part alpha. I had some technical issues with the first upload. However, I'm trying to
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rectify him as best I can and therefore I have to do the whole episode all over again. But no worries,
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no harm. You know, to the fans out there that listened to the first eight and a half minutes
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that was allowed to be downloaded, my apologies. Anyway, let's hope this episode goes full bore.
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Anyway, carrying on again with more buffoons in the mist. Like I said, the NDP aficionados,
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it's amazing how these people, especially the federal NDPs, just like the federal liberals and
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the conservatives and greens and independents and so-called know-it-alls, you know,
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great eyes of the universe as we see it, or like how they portray themselves to be,
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have all this time to sit around and come up with ideas on how to screw the economy over again.
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Now, my questions are the following. If anybody who listens to this show, okay, and has or knows
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somebody who's an NDP supporter, as a matter of if it's provincial or federal, you know, really ask
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them why they think tiki tortures are racist, and then ask them why this kind of idea is put on the
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table in regards to dismantling our military. Because we all know that the military has not
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been treated fairly since roughly 1968 under the Pierre Elliott Trudeau liberals, okay, even under
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Joe Clark's conservatives in the late 70s, even Pierre Elliott Trudeau in the early 80s, and even
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Brian Mulrooney in the 80s there too. Now, there was F-18s bought, okay, that modernized their air force
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at the time, okay, and some upgrades to our ships. But from around roughly 1986 to about maybe 1998,
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there was a lot of darkness, okay, a lot of darkness in regards to defense spending,
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shutting down Germany, right, the logistics nightmare that went into that, and not to mention
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the pay freezes and the really lackluster of spending that went to our military those decades.
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And what gets me too is that a lot of people that I served with were in the Balkans in the early 90s,
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and up until 1998. And they have stories about the pay freezes, and the misspending, and the
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misappropriate funds that were given to senior officials, and senior public officials, and
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politicians alike, rather than actually giving it to the troops. So there's a whole can of worms when
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it comes to defense spending in this country, ladies and gentlemen. And a lot of people from all
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parties have had their dirty fucking hands in it too. Stay updated and follow Krusty Canuck on
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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, episode 112 Alpha, a little part two issue going on. There were some
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technical issues I had before my first upload. Anyway, carrying on. Buffoons in the Mist, which is
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also going to bring me to the whole self-defense issue in this country. Now, a lot of people are
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worrying about the whole mask issue, and more vaccines, and now they're worried about the
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young, so the mainstream media likes to tell us. But there's still no right to defend yourself in
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this country for some reason. Now, the Western Standard wrote a great story in regards to that,
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especially all the people that have had to try to defend themselves over the years
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in regards to people breaking and entering, trying to steal their property,
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stealing their pets, people just minding their business, and then having to deal with thuggery
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on the outside, and the amount of lackluster approach to justice when it comes to people
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wanting to defend their livelihoods. Now, I'm not going to get into great details in regards
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to the injustices, but I'll leave a link from the Western Standard that tells a great story
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in regards to how the justice system has failed the average Canadian in regards to self-defense.
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And there are some good stories in there. There are some bad stories in there, especially with some
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people that have been run through the whole ringer in justice when it comes to anyone defending his or
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her property. There was a couple of no-cotokes a few years back that gave a warning shot to would-be
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burglars. And one of those burglars received a wound from a ricochet from said warning shot.
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And the funny thing is, this fucking burglar had the audacity to try to turn around and sue this
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clown, or sue the family for what happened. So that clown was basically told where to go by the
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court of law, luckily. But it's just the principle of everything being dragged through the courts
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on the name of self-defense, you know. And it goes to prove that C-22, that bill that goes along
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with C-21, where they're going to ban all these guns in airsoft. But then if you're caught doing
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something illegal with an illegal handgun, then everything is just A-OK. So it just goes to show
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that the priorities in most leadership in this country, especially when it comes to the judicial
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system, backing up certain politicians, backing up certain groups and certain ideologues, are not
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really looking at the actual justice of something. Now, we don't have a Second Amendment in Canada.
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And as far as I know, in the criminal code, you are allowed to defend yourself force with
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force, i.e. if your potential burglar breaks into your house and he or she has a bat, you're
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allowed to use a bat to defend yourself, right? If he or she has a gun, he or she takes a shot
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at you, you're allowed to take a shot at them. But even if that happened to the exact description
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I just gave you, okay, you would still probably be arrested and still be charged, right? And then
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you have to wait for your day in court to prove your innocence, right? And nine times out of ten,
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innocence has been proven, but you could sit in jail for a month, three months, four months, six
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months, like the poor bastard out in Collingwood there, right? Who stopped two thugs from robbing
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them, right? And then the cost, too. Now, he had a great defense team, and I'm not saying there's
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lawyers in this country that are, you know, all of them are inept or foolish, but it costs
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quite a bit of money to get proper defense and to be, to have the privilege of having
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defense attorneys that are willing to cover your ass and help you win your case, especially
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when it comes to our constitutional rights, to stand up for yourself, okay? So I'll leave
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a link there for you all to listen, or not to listen, to read and judge for yourself, ladies
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and gentlemen. We're in a day and age now where you can't even go outside and protest,
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even though you're allowed to protest under our charter, but it takes appointed officials
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to sit there and try to make up laws and regulations for you to follow. How is that? This is exactly
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the model that the NDP and the liberal diehards want, right? And what's it sizing us up for?
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Let's herd us into one big conglomerate. Let's herd us into one stockyard, so we all comply
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and understand that UBI is a good thing, and carbon tax is a great thing, and spending more
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money on things that we don't need, like expensive trips and rendezvous with politicians. That's
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always a good thing. Defunding our oil platforms, defunding our energy sectors, trying to make
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people feel guilty and ashamed of themselves because of the color of their skin. Constantly throwing
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the racist mandate around like it's God's gift of currency. We all know the truth here. There's
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a division going on, and we must stop it. Okay? And regardless if the NDP is making up this
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legislature and have these keen talking points and trying to find the utopia, or how the liberals
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are trying to rally everybody and keep telling us that, you know, the more you put your finger
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in the socket, the more it's a good thing. Or even some of the conservatives who failed to
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really debate these clowns in parliament and keep them on their toes. Now, I'm not saying
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all the conservatives and all the opposition, but there's only a few that have been really,
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really vocal. And I'm a little concerned, especially for my conservative friends out there
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who believe entirely in the conservative mandate. Okay? And just a reminder there too, ladies and
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gentlemen, not every conservative is a racist, and not every liberal is a commie. All right?
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I've had some great conversations the past couple of weeks with some diehard liberals
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who are totally against Justin Trudeau's mandates, who are totally against the pay raises,
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who are totally against what they see in front of them. Right? And I'd like to remind my listeners
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too that not every political party out there is terrible and mean. Right? Freedom of expression
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is allowed. Right? But if they put this stuff public, then we're allowed to criticize it. Are we
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not? Isn't that the idea? You get into public office and promote something? It's opened up to
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scrutiny and suggestion and criticism. Is that not how it works? Or do our new politicians and
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politician wannabes don't like that mandate because they deserve to be comfortable for the
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price of $180,000 or more a year. Thanks to that new fucking raise.
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thank Fred Stockman for coming out to the Thursday Fastball there last Thursday. Check out his podcast
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too, ladies and gentlemen. You can find Fred Stockman at Anchor FM. Just Anchor FM, go to Fred Stockman.
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He's quite the inquisitive young man, blue-collar worker, common sense. You know, we've had a couple
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debates off the record on issues, but check out his work. He's really legit and pretty straightforward
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and pretty well good to go. He's a Kiwi-American living in Massachusetts. He's got a lot to say
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and a lot to offer. So please check out his work too. And the rest of us, give us independent folk
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a like and try too. Please share, subscribe, and like. Give me a thumbs up there in the comments
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and pass this stuff around. Keep the independent algorithm going and alive so people can get their own
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insight and possibly promote their own product too. So the more you help guys like me and the above
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mentioned or the previous mentioned, the more things are probably going to work out in the long
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run. I'd like to say there is light in the end of the tunnel, ladies and gentlemen. And we got to promote
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it. We got to keep digging for it. So anyway, moving on. Buffoons in the Mist. You've heard me rant on
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about Justin Trudeau and his potato politics, as well as Christopher Freeland, the pint-sized you-know-what.
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And of course, you know, Miss Elizabeth May. Have another fucking scotch, Elizabeth.
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Flying around on an airplane saying that she wants to abolish oil, but she got herself an award
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there last episode for the Polar Vortex of Bullshit, which is bringing me to this episode's recipient
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And without really thinking about it too hard, ladies and gentlemen, the past 24 hours, yes,
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I try to dedicate at least a good 24 hours of good thought on who deserves the Polar Vortex
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of Canadian Bullshit this time. And the winner of this episode's Canadian Polar Vortex of Bullshit
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is... Wait for it... Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the Canadian Polar Vortex of Bullshit
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goes to none other than... The Federal NDP Party.
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Exactly. To the Federal NDPs. Anyway, moving on. I'm going to finish up the show. Just a
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few more tidbits here. We can see the weather's changing. People are coming outside, which is
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good. You know, we need more of that. We need more people to be outside. More trade and commerce.
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You know? Open up the stores. Get the economy going again. Okay? And to my listeners out there,
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please, if you know anybody or if you're actually in a writing with an NDP candidate, please give
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them a call. Tell them how you feel. Show them the link that I'm going to be posting in my
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description in regards to some of their talking points for the whole virtual conference they're
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going to have. Right? These are people that want to govern Canada that way. Okay? They don't
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want freedom of choice. They don't want freedom of expression. You know? Obviously, what I just
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read to you, Basie means they're union-based and they're trying to fight for a utopia when
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they should be fighting for a better fucking reality. Right? They should be fighting for
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the guys who want a job in this country. And that's all colors and creeds. It has nothing
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to do with if they come from this area or come from that area or if they represent this, represent
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that. It's a matter of Canadians being Canadians. Canadian citizens need to be looked after
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two, ladies and gentlemen. And I'll tell all parties that. Okay? And maybe in a way I'm
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kind of, you know, subliminally, subliminally, maybe I might be campaigning. I don't know.
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I'm not campaigning. But here are my thoughts on that. Keep the borders open, but make sure
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the borders are done legally. Okay? Let airplanes fly into Canada. Let people leave. Let people
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travel. Okay? Let the stores open up. Sure. Keep the mask mandate up. But let the stores
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open up. Okay? Or, if you want to save the economy, then some of these bigwigs and know-it-alls,
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i.e. these big health officials, and of course, the brand new pay that went to the MPs this past
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week, cut it off. In fact, I would say 30% cut all the way down. Plus 30% cut on the perks
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and the privileges. That means no more fucking limerides, no more private planes or first-class
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tickets. You're representing a constituency. Doesn't matter what party you're in. Doesn't
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matter if you have 2,500 people in your riding. It doesn't matter if you have 100,000 people
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in your riding. Cut down to earth with the rest of us there, kiddies. Okay? I don't care
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if you're CPC. I don't care if you're LPC. I don't care if you're NDP. I don't care if
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you're Green. I don't care if you're Independent. I don't care if you're LeBlanc. Fucking start
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earning your pay. Start doing something. Okay? That's one of the platforms we have in the
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VCP, ladies and gentlemen. As a member of the Veterans Coalition Party, I am a strong believer
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in cutting MPs' pay. Okay? And it's not a matter of them, oh, well, what's going to get
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done if you do that? Oh my God, Krusty Canuck, how dare you? How dare me? How dare you
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give yourselves another fucking raise when things are closed up and shut down? How dare
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you give yourselves a pat on the back for a job well done when you haven't done the job
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yet? How dare you even stand in Parliament and agree to a pay raise? Okay? That's what
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I want to say to every one of them. It has nothing to do with how I feel about your speech
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or this guy's speech or this gal's speech or where you stand on this or where you stand
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on that. Why did you all agree to another fucking pay raise? When things are going to shit,
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$183,000 and then some? As a base salary, not good enough for you? Jesus Christ, there
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are Canadians trying to make way with $49,000 a year. And there you are, sitting there, high
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on your fucking horse. And I don't care what educational background you have. I don't care
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how many years you've sat in Parliament. I don't care if this is your first term or your
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fourth term or your seventh term. Shame on y'all. Really? Right? Shame on y'all.
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That's one of the talking points we're going to have. You know, when I start trying to win
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my seat in Canadian Parliament. Now, maybe I'm thinking too far ahead here, but that's one
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of the speaking points they have. Cutting the pay. If you can't do your job as a member
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of Parliament for, let's say, $125,000 a year, I think there's something wrong. Honestly,
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I think there is something wrong there, ladies and gentlemen. Right? Secondly, too, proper
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funding to the military. Proper funding to the First Nations when it comes to getting water
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sorted out. Proper funding and proper thought process, proper roundtables, proper discussions
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when it comes to the so-called environmental issues. Right? Meaning we're not going to touch
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with fossil fuel. We're firm believers in looking after the environment. We're also firm believers
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in finding innovations. Trying to find ways where people can be self-sufficient without having
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to rely on the grid at all times. Without having to rely on the government handout or the government
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proposed UBI. Or the notional teat that so many people want to get their hands on because,
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well, I don't have to do anything. The government can look after me. How will that work in the
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Soviet Union? Hmm? How will that work in China? How will that work in Cuba? How is that? How
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well is that working right now? Because if that socialist model is such a great fucking concept,
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why is there no people, or why is there not a lot of people in droves trying to get their asses
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in? Stay updated and follow Krusty Canuck on Facebook, Twitter, Gap, Telegram, YouTube,
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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, in closing on this beautiful April evening, April 3rd, my wife and I
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are going to have a nice little barbecue tomorrow. We're going to have a few neighbors over, you know,
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have a few laughs, maybe a couple of drinks. Like I said, I don't drink as much as I used to.
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So I went and bought myself some of that near beerish kind of stuff. It's like so many carbs
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with like about 2% or 3% alcohol. Anyway, it's like a light beer, but not so light, but it's not so
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alcoholic per se. Anyway, I make a long story short, I actually miss the taste of beer sometimes. So I
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went and I treated myself to a six pack of this low carb beer. So I'm not doing any modeling anytime
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soon. So that's not the reason why I got it. The reason why I got it is because I don't drink like
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I used to. No need for me to do anything. I'm not hiding my demons. I try to expose them, try to get
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them out in the world and slay them properly without downing them or dousing them in fucking pity juice
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or alcohol. But like I've said, ladies and gentlemen, we've got a lot of buffoons in the mist,
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right? And please, if you don't like the meme I'm using, please write me a detailed explanation to
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why you don't like it. You know, whether you do it on my YouTube page or my Facebook page, please
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tell me why. Cause I know the last couple of memes I've put up, I really upset a few people.
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Oh my goodness. How dare you do this? Oh, how dare you treat Justin Trudeau looking like he's some
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guy, a gay porn star? Well, maybe he is and that's his business, but I don't care.
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Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, we've got buffoons in the mist and there's obviously,
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there's going to be hints of a federal election coming soon. So prepare yourself, prepare yourself
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to ask the tough questions, prepare yourself to do what's right. Okay. Prepare yourself to get
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things done. Prepare yourself to put these politicians on the spot, ask them the tough questions.
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If they give you a word, Sal, then demand an answer because they really work for us, regardless
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of it's a Republican system or a parliamentary system. Your representatives and yours truly
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should be working for you. Really. And to people in my writing, Crowfoot and Battle River,
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if you're happy to listen to this, please contact me on the Facebook page. John Irwin,
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Crowfoot Battle River, VCP, look for it in Facebook. Now, if not, I'll leave a link there
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in the description of you to follow and ask me a tough question. And I'll do my best to give you
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an honest answer. Right. But for those others who have other big wigs in parliament right now,
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do the same thing. Get on their fucking toes. Get on them. And if you got to point your finger and
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raise your voice, so be it. Just don't stomp your feet and try to be a climate Barbie about it too.
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We know how that worked out, right? You know, the tune of 400 million gone missing, but
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she wants to make bike path. Yay. And I can think of 400 million dollars and 400 reasons why that
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money can go elsewhere to do some proper good, like the First Nations water, our veterans, and our
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seniors. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, I have been Krusty Canuck on this beautiful 3rd of April, 2021.
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Like I always say, look after your friends and loved ones and do what you can to help each other out to
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the best of your ability. And we have to stay in tune with what's going on. There is light at the
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end of the tunnel, but do we can help our neighbors and our friends out and do the best we can to be
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the best Canadians on the planet. Like I say, look after your friends and loved ones. And remember,
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humanity and merit wins the day. Take care and I'll see you next time. Bye for now.
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