The Glenn Beck Program - December 18, 2020


Christmas Parody： Factual New York Times (Parody of ＂Wonderful Christmastime＂)


Episode Stats

Length

2 minutes

Words per Minute

64.6112

Word Count

190

Sentence Count

1

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

The fix is in, the game is up, and the journalists are full of crap. Simply wanting a factual New York Times The news is good, or the news is bad, but either way you ve been had.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 The fix is in, the game is up
00:00:20.520 They make the news, but they make it up
00:00:25.560 Simply wanting a factual New York Times
00:00:30.920 Simply wanting a factual New York Times
00:00:35.980 The news is good, or the news is bad
00:00:40.720 But either way, you've been had
00:00:45.800 Simply wanting a factual New York Times
00:00:51.120 Simply wanting a factual New York Times
00:00:56.200 The bank of lefties journals on
00:01:03.200 Simply wanting a factual New York Times
00:01:16.400 Simply wanting a factual New York Times
00:01:21.440 The word is out, and that's a wrap
00:01:26.180 But the journalists are full of crap
00:01:31.520 Simply wanting a factual New York Times
00:01:36.580 The bank of lefties journals on
00:01:42.440 But they're so often wrong
00:01:47.180 Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong
00:01:57.440 So party on
00:01:59.000 Keep your spirits up
00:02:01.520 At least they can spell
00:02:04.040 Maybe that's enough
00:02:06.440 Simply wanting a factual New York Times
00:02:11.440 Simply wanting a factual New York Times
00:02:16.440 Nearly every day
00:02:18.440 The bowl is dropped
00:02:21.440 Gotta heave a sigh
00:02:23.440 Cause that can't be stopped
00:02:25.440 Simply wanting a factual New York Times
00:02:29.440 Simply wanting a factual New York Times
00:02:42.440 Simply wanting a factual New York Times
00:02:43.440 Oh, New York Times
00:02:54.440 You