Gains Kitchen. Christmas Sweets
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Summary
In this episode, me and my father make a batch of Christmas balls out of marzipan and chocolate. This is one of my favourite festive treats, and this is the first time I've made it with my father. I hope you enjoy it as much as we did making it.
Transcript
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Greetings you proud sons of Makedon! Welcome back to Gain's fucking kitchen!
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Today, me and Teddy are making some good old Christmas candy. So, no it's not
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actually me who made these balls, it's my father. Then I thought to myself, I can
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actually hijack this operation and make a Gain's kitchen out of it. That's how
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devious I am. But I sing to my father sometimes, so it's cool. So, what you do
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is, you take its marzipan, you take it and make them into Christmas balls like
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that. So, we're gonna have a third of them white and a third of them green and a
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third red. So, here are the white ones. This fan right here will be red. So, I take the
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red coloring here. There you are. I'm gonna pour it in here.
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Alright, true friends. I utilised a quick edit there. Because I'm so juicy. Alright, so,
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we have the red thang. Look how juicy I look in my sweater here. So, I'm gonna do the exact
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same thang here. We'd just, you know, make them into small Christmas balls.
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We're kinda matching, me and Teddy. He has also a jumper. Greetings.
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I'm a bit of a master chef, to be honest. Sickening. So, there is a ball.
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Time for the green one. I, the juicy one, have crafted a green thang. Looks like that.
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So, I'm gonna take a bit of it and then craft it into a holy ball. And by the way, check out
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Poland ball on Reddit or on Facebook if you haven't done that. So, every, every country
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basically has a ball. Like, Sweden ball, Denmark ball, etc. It's funny as hell. I, I love it.
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Geopolitical satire. So, there. And now I leveled, obviously, in cooking. I'm quite high level in
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cooking, actually. So, look at that. Look at how beautiful that is. That is masterfully done,
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if I may be so bold. So, it will be a good setup of three colors. And this is my favorite
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Christmas candy. Usually, mother and father makes it. But now I thought that Teddy and I
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would do it to properly enjoy this Christmas. So, this is step two or three, I don't know.
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I'm gonna dip them in chocolate. So, I'll utilize a quick edit until I've made this dough into
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glorious balls. All right. Engaging step two. I have boiled up some water right there. And
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I'm gonna put this bowl over it. And then I'm gonna take the chocolate of wisdom over it
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to melt it. So, I have some good old chocolate right here.
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I'm gonna open that and then just, you know, smula. It's done. I don't know what smula is
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in English, but I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna take the smallest bits possible. And look how
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fucking wide and juicy I am. Yeah, my fingers aren't that strong. I need to practice more
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farmer's walk in Strongman to do this. But yeah, I'm gonna smula them down in here. So, I get a good,
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you know, liquid chocolate as it were. And then I'm gonna dip them in there to complete it. So, I'm gonna do that right now.
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So, yeah, I'm gonna let that melt right now. Fuckin' juicy! Look how folkish and Christmasy I look.
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Alright, so the chocolate has been boiled up and it's almost liquid. So, I'm gonna take one of the juicy
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things right here. And take half of it to be chocolatey.
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And thus will they look. So, I'm gonna do that with all of them right now.
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Thus, I will do with them all to create two glorious sweets.
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Alright, the juicy Fiance of Wisdom are finished and looks like this.
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That is fucking testosterone as fuck. And we actually got some chocolate over in the bowl there.
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So, I poured some of these oats in to make additional sweets for Christmas.
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So, yeah, that's the basic recipe right there. Very good for optimal gains in the fucking temple.
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