The Golden One - December 23, 2014


Gains Kitchen. Christmas Sweets

Hosted by
Marcus Follin
Mentioned
Teddy Fuckin Christmasy
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Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

107.28

Word count

739

Sentence count

95

Harmful content

Toxicity

13

sentences flagged

Hate speech

2

sentences flagged


Summary

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In this episode, me and my father make a batch of Christmas balls out of marzipan and chocolate. This is one of my favourite festive treats, and this is the first time I've made it with my father. I hope you enjoy it as much as we did making it.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Greetings you proud sons of Makedon! Welcome back to Gain's fucking kitchen! 1.00
00:00:11.160 Today, me and Teddy are making some good old Christmas candy. So, no it's not 0.99
00:00:17.760 actually me who made these balls, it's my father. Then I thought to myself, I can 0.60
00:00:21.440 actually hijack this operation and make a Gain's kitchen out of it. That's how
00:00:25.480 devious I am. But I sing to my father sometimes, so it's cool. So, what you do
00:00:31.220 is, you take its marzipan, you take it and make them into Christmas balls like
00:00:39.940 that. So, we're gonna have a third of them white and a third of them green and a
00:00:49.300 third red. So, here are the white ones. This fan right here will be red. So, I take the
00:01:05.800 red coloring here. There you are. I'm gonna pour it in here.
00:01:19.300 Alright, true friends. I utilised a quick edit there. Because I'm so juicy. Alright, so,
00:01:36.360 we have the red thang. Look how juicy I look in my sweater here. So, I'm gonna do the exact
00:01:43.300 same thang here. We'd just, you know, make them into small Christmas balls.
00:01:52.300 We're kinda matching, me and Teddy. He has also a jumper. Greetings.
00:01:58.300 I'm a bit of a master chef, to be honest. Sickening. So, there is a ball.
00:02:17.300 Time for the green one. I, the juicy one, have crafted a green thang. Looks like that.
00:02:30.300 So, I'm gonna take a bit of it and then craft it into a holy ball. And by the way, check out
00:02:40.300 Poland ball on Reddit or on Facebook if you haven't done that. So, every, every country
00:02:45.300 basically has a ball. Like, Sweden ball, Denmark ball, etc. It's funny as hell. I, I love it.
00:02:50.300 Geopolitical satire. So, there. And now I leveled, obviously, in cooking. I'm quite high level in
00:02:56.300 cooking, actually. So, look at that. Look at how beautiful that is. That is masterfully done,
00:03:02.300 if I may be so bold. So, it will be a good setup of three colors. And this is my favorite
00:03:12.300 Christmas candy. Usually, mother and father makes it. But now I thought that Teddy and I
00:03:19.300 would do it to properly enjoy this Christmas. So, this is step two or three, I don't know.
00:03:27.300 I'm gonna dip them in chocolate. So, I'll utilize a quick edit until I've made this dough into
00:03:34.300 glorious balls. All right. Engaging step two. I have boiled up some water right there. And
00:03:43.300 I'm gonna put this bowl over it. And then I'm gonna take the chocolate of wisdom over it
00:03:50.300 to melt it. So, I have some good old chocolate right here.
00:03:56.300 I'm gonna open that and then just, you know, smula. It's done. I don't know what smula is
00:04:05.300 in English, but I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna take the smallest bits possible. And look how
00:04:12.300 fucking wide and juicy I am. Yeah, my fingers aren't that strong. I need to practice more 0.97
00:04:21.300 farmer's walk in Strongman to do this. But yeah, I'm gonna smula them down in here. So, I get a good,
00:04:30.300 you know, liquid chocolate as it were. And then I'm gonna dip them in there to complete it. So, I'm gonna do that right now.
00:04:36.300 So, yeah, I'm gonna let that melt right now. Fuckin' juicy! Look how folkish and Christmasy I look. 0.99
00:04:53.300 Alright, so the chocolate has been boiled up and it's almost liquid. So, I'm gonna take one of the juicy
00:05:02.300 things right here. And take half of it to be chocolatey.
00:05:08.300 And thus will they look. So, I'm gonna do that with all of them right now.
00:05:33.300 Thus, I will do with them all to create two glorious sweets.
00:05:42.300 Alright, the juicy Fiance of Wisdom are finished and looks like this. 1.00
00:05:48.300 That is fucking testosterone as fuck. And we actually got some chocolate over in the bowl there. 0.99
00:06:03.300 So, I poured some of these oats in to make additional sweets for Christmas.
00:06:12.300 So, yeah, that's the basic recipe right there. Very good for optimal gains in the fucking temple. 0.99
00:06:19.300 And who am I? Fuckin' juicy! 1.00
00:06:22.300 XXO BOOM! 1.00
00:06:24.300 Does Black East will be Bahn48 on a gold? 0.70
00:06:26.300 I'm not sure, oh, absolutely, it's okay.
00:06:27.460 It's kind of on.
00:06:28.300 Let's go, I'm gonna do it.
00:06:29.300 I fell so far.
00:06:31.300 If you did it right now, voll.
00:06:33.300 モers ma,��, ciao.
00:06:34.300 I'm a badass male. 0.57
00:06:35.300 I spit more than $
00:06:39.320 Let's go, okay. 0.92
00:06:40.300 I've got a freaking fatigue. 0.65