The Golden One - September 01, 2015


Golden Nord of Skyrim. With Facecam. Chapter 18

Hosted by
Marcus Follin
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Episode Stats


Length

11 minutes

Words per minute

115.33

Word count

1,372

Sentence count

291

Harmful content

Misogyny

6

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Toxicity

33

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Hate speech

2

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Summary

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In this episode, we meet the juicy orc of wisdom, and learn that he has a rather good appreciation for books. We also find out that he's not the only one with a love for the Elder Scrolls, and that he might just be one of the best in the game.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Greetings true friends and welcome back to good old Skyrim again.
00:00:06.000 Now the reason I'm making this episode will probably be a shorter one
00:00:12.000 is that I'm trying out a new camera angle
00:00:15.000 because I know that it's more appreciated with a facecam when I do this let's plays.
00:00:20.000 So yeah, I'm gonna talk to my true friend the juicy orc of wisdom.
00:00:28.000 This is my favorite orc actually.
00:00:31.000 I honored him on Instagram the other day.
00:00:33.000 I said like this is my favorite orc.
00:00:35.000 He has a proper respect for books.
00:00:37.000 Hello mate.
00:00:38.000 Hi.
00:00:46.000 He appreciates his books.
00:00:49.000 He's a confirmed true friend in all actuality.
00:00:53.000 Aha.
00:00:56.000 Considering no one else in Skyrim would buy something they couldn't possibly read.
00:01:00.000 I'd say you don't have much of a choice.
00:01:02.000 Tell you what.
00:01:03.000 You bring me books like this and I'll pay a thousand gold each.
00:01:07.000 I'll even throw in a translated edition I have for free.
00:01:11.000 Interested?
00:01:12.000 Here you go. 0.80
00:01:15.000 Sickening. 0.92
00:01:16.000 That sounds good.
00:01:17.000 That's a good deal.
00:01:20.000 Let's talk him again.
00:01:21.000 Hundreds of years have gone into assembling this collection.
00:01:23.000 Very funny.
00:01:25.000 Did Enther put you up to this?
00:01:26.000 Now we piqued his interest.
00:01:32.000 Wait.
00:01:33.000 Are you serious?
00:01:35.000 I am serious.
00:01:36.000 I am serious.
00:01:37.000 I do.
00:01:38.000 Yeah.
00:01:39.000 I would be honored.
00:01:40.000 Beyond honored to have such a thing here at the college.
00:01:43.000 This opens up entire new realms of research for us.
00:01:47.000 Oh.
00:01:48.000 Indeed.
00:01:49.000 If only Septimus were here to see this.
00:01:52.000 Thank you.
00:01:53.000 Please.
00:01:54.000 Take this.
00:01:55.000 It can't quite compare to an Elder Scroll but still.
00:01:58.000 You will be remembered for generations for this.
00:02:02.000 Indeed.
00:02:03.000 I am.
00:02:05.000 Until next.
00:02:06.000 That's because I.
00:02:07.000 Can't I?
00:02:08.000 Do you need a book?
00:02:09.000 You talked to.
00:02:10.000 Otherwise.
00:02:11.000 Yeah.
00:02:14.000 What was I going to say? 0.99
00:02:16.000 Now let's kill something.
00:02:18.000 Now we had some good old conversation in this episode. 0.96
00:02:24.000 Yeah.
00:02:25.000 He has proper respect for books.
00:02:27.000 Obviously he got very happy there when we granted him.
00:02:30.000 Hello gorgeous.
00:02:31.000 How are we today?
00:02:32.000 Find the shrine of Boethia.
00:02:35.000 Let's look.
00:02:36.000 What do we have?
00:02:37.000 Can I actually look at.
00:02:40.000 What the crack is here in Fort Dawngod.
00:02:45.000 Since we've already done Fort Dawngod.
00:02:47.000 Like the Dawnwood quest.
00:02:49.000 Probably my.
00:02:50.000 Yeah.
00:02:51.000 My favorite quest I'd say actually in Skyrim.
00:02:54.000 Or Thieves Guild.
00:02:55.000 So Dawngod or Thieves Guild.
00:02:57.000 FÃ¥ Amirin. 0.99
00:02:58.000 Look at that.
00:02:59.000 Look at that weather though. 0.95
00:03:01.000 Hello troll.
00:03:02.000 He can't really talk to us. 0.81
00:03:04.000 It's a shame.
00:03:06.000 It is a shame.
00:03:08.000 So yeah.
00:03:09.000 Basically what I'm doing today is.
00:03:11.000 Looking if this is a suitable angle.
00:03:15.000 Otherwise it's quite much more hustle for me to do.
00:03:21.000 Do let's plays.
00:03:22.000 I don't know.
00:03:23.000 Hello gorgeous.
00:03:25.000 While I doubt we'll ever be truly rid of vampires in Skyrim.
00:03:28.000 You've certainly made it a much safer place by now.
00:03:31.000 Thanks Brood.
00:03:32.000 I'm proud of what we've managed to accomplish.
00:03:34.000 Congratulations friend.
00:03:35.000 Let's get back to work.
00:03:36.000 We want a well deserved victory here.
00:03:38.000 The people of Skyrim owe you a great deal.
00:03:41.000 Well do you not want to talk to me then?
00:03:44.000 Well this.
00:03:45.000 I suppose I'd rather be here than most other places in Skyrim.
00:03:49.000 Indeed.
00:03:50.000 Visran needs me.
00:03:51.000 It must be pretty bad.
00:03:54.000 I wonder what we're up against here.
00:03:59.000 A better mark.
00:04:03.000 I want to add some punch to our crossbow capabilities.
00:04:06.000 I've done all I can on my own.
00:04:08.000 I need a little inspiration.
00:04:10.000 I've always been fascinated with Wemmer artifacts.
00:04:13.000 I take them apart, poke around in their guts and try to figure things out.
00:04:17.000 What?
00:04:18.000 Completed?
00:04:19.000 Okay.
00:04:20.000 Alright then.
00:04:21.000 But as luck would have it, I've tracked down the location of some actual Dwemer diagram drawings.
00:04:27.000 Sickening.
00:04:28.000 So, if you'd be a deer and collect those plans for me? 0.81
00:04:34.000 Alright.
00:04:36.000 I'll do it.
00:04:38.000 Hello, I want to talk to you.
00:04:40.000 I just want to talk to you.
00:04:42.000 And buy an armored troll.
00:04:43.000 How awesome.
00:04:44.000 But I don't want an armored troll actually.
00:04:45.000 I've discovered the whereabouts of our vampire lair. 0.93
00:04:47.000 Destroying the head vampire is usually sufficient to scatter... 1.00
00:04:51.000 Kill a master vampire. 1.00
00:04:52.000 I will not let it throw. 1.00
00:04:53.000 Sickening. 0.98
00:04:54.000 What a sick physique! 0.99
00:04:55.000 Can you train me in smithing? 0.95
00:04:56.000 What we met or is it easy?
00:04:57.000 Let me show you a few things.
00:04:58.000 Ugh.
00:04:59.000 That's rather...
00:05:00.000 That's rather expensive to be honest like.
00:05:01.000 But I don't want to stand grinding iron daggers.
00:05:15.000 So...
00:05:16.000 So I suppose this is...
00:05:18.000 Yes.
00:05:19.000 There we are.
00:05:21.000 Beautiful.
00:05:23.000 Let's see what a crack is in all actuality.
00:05:26.000 I'm gonna go with stamina.
00:05:29.000 And...
00:05:31.000 Can we do something fun?
00:05:33.000 Steal smithing.
00:05:34.000 Elven.
00:05:35.000 Advanced armorers.
00:05:36.000 Scaled and plate.
00:05:37.000 Glass smithing.
00:05:38.000 That's cool.
00:05:39.000 It's cool.
00:05:40.000 It's fun.
00:05:41.000 Arcane.
00:05:42.000 Boom.
00:05:43.000 Here we are.
00:05:44.000 Thank you very much for that.
00:05:46.000 Thank you.
00:05:47.000 Thank you very much for that.
00:05:49.000 Thank you.
00:05:51.000 Cool.
00:05:52.000 We can take all these things.
00:05:54.000 He says he's not.
00:05:55.000 I knew you had it in you.
00:05:57.000 I did.
00:05:58.000 I can confirm this to be true. 0.99
00:06:02.000 I'm gonna kill something instead of... 0.98
00:06:04.000 Instead of spending the entire... 0.95
00:06:07.000 Episode. 0.81
00:06:08.000 I'm gonna kill something instead of... 0.79
00:06:10.000 Instead of spending the entire... 0.95
00:06:11.000 Episode.
00:06:12.000 of spending the entire episode doing this. Bye. These guys are but dogs and I'm their master.
00:06:27.500 No, not really. They're my friends, to be honest. Two traps. Salute! I hope my hair
00:06:34.960 isn't covering my sickening traps there. It might, it just might. True friends, it just might.
00:06:42.900 All right, where do we go? Cleansing light or ancient technology. Bloodlet throne. FÃ¥ myron gains.
00:06:55.260 And this is ember shard. It's cleared. That's not particularly fun at all. God, how do we even reach
00:07:04.440 this place? God, that's... All right, we're out for some cardio then, true friends. And I thought
00:07:14.760 this episode was gonna be a bit shorter, but hey-ho, apparently it's not. We're in for a long run
00:07:22.480 here, but that's cool, I suppose. Are these bandits? No, they're true friends. Greetings.
00:07:28.680 Hey, what up? Hey, what up? So yeah, in other news, he's making this video about to hit the gym
00:07:40.800 later, which will be fun, which gonna do some good old bench for the hench and some military
00:07:51.520 press. Highly glorious is exactly what it will be.
00:07:56.120 Hello, Helgen. Long time no see.
00:08:08.680 Come on, then. Open up. Open up, damn you. 1.00
00:08:13.380 Natalos, I love you. See? My thume is strong. 1.00
00:08:19.400 Whoop. Quick save.
00:08:20.640 Hello. Hello, gorgeous.
00:08:35.920 I thought I blocked him there. If I can just... No. Ha-ha. Die, unbeliever. 1.00
00:08:44.020 I love you. 1.00
00:08:44.500 Come on, then. Bru.
00:08:54.740 Admirate this charge now. Talos, I love you.
00:09:02.020 There we are.
00:09:02.580 We are routed.
00:09:04.020 Boom. That felt good as fuck. 1.00
00:09:08.020 Bru. Bruce. 1.00
00:09:10.320 Steel katana.
00:09:12.320 Steel katana. Oh yeah, I installed the immersive weapons mod in addition to immersive armor mod.
00:09:21.920 So that's why you saw a katana there.
00:09:25.280 So you haven't missed anything in the original game. It's just the case that I decided to add
00:09:31.560 some flavor to that. Oh, look at that.
00:09:33.840 Boom. That's exactly how it goes.
00:09:44.720 Hello, lads. 1.00
00:09:48.560 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:09:52.560 Come at me, then. 1.00
00:09:54.080 Look at that.
00:09:55.040 He has a...
00:09:55.840 A stick.
00:10:00.560 I'm not playing very good now.
00:10:02.080 Ah! 1.00
00:10:04.080 Fuck! 1.00
00:10:11.840 A most inappropriate timing. 1.00
00:10:13.760 My girl just came home. 1.00
00:10:15.520 I don't know if you...
00:10:18.480 You saw her there in the... 0.78
00:10:21.520 In the background.
00:10:23.520 And I'm sitting here screaming at the computer.
00:10:27.040 But she understands.
00:10:28.960 She understands.
00:10:29.600 No, I'm making a let's play.
00:10:35.920 Wooden Battlestaff.
00:10:37.200 FÃ¥ ha myron.
00:10:39.200 Damage.
00:10:39.840 38.
00:10:40.240 Not really good.
00:10:42.240 Ehm...
00:10:44.640 Alright, cool.
00:10:50.480 Alright, now we got some action in the episode anyway.
00:10:53.840 Ehm...
00:10:54.320 I'm actually gonna hit the gym right now.
00:10:58.640 I'm just gonna clear out this place of bandits.
00:11:01.360 And then, yeah, this will have been the...
00:11:06.000 Ehm...
00:11:06.560 Oh, such a...
00:11:07.440 Such fond memories of this place.
00:11:09.600 Where are you then, you little... 0.81
00:11:11.680 You little rascal, you. 0.86
00:11:14.560 Well, I'm hardly the one hiding. 0.98
00:11:16.880 Come at me, then. 0.98
00:11:17.520 Marshae.
00:11:22.320 Oh well.
00:11:24.960 Bye.
00:11:28.960 Alright, somewhere up there.
00:11:30.320 Alright, cool.
00:11:31.920 Ehm...
00:11:33.200 Let me know what you think of the new camera angle.
00:11:35.280 I just really wanted to...
00:11:37.440 Ehm...
00:11:38.240 Try that out, as it were.
00:11:39.760 And also, comment below if...
00:11:42.400 If it adds a lot to the videos with the facecam or not.
00:11:46.000 Either way, thank you very much for watching.
00:11:48.720 And who am I?
00:11:50.560 I'm the Golden Nord of Skyrim.
00:11:52.480 XXO.
00:11:53.200 Boom.