The Golden One - November 14, 2019


I Think He Failed No Nut November. Assassin's Creed Unity Part 7

Topics
sabotaging chimneys
Hosted by
Marcus Follin
Mentioned
Escape Francois Thomas Germain Peter Beresford Ellis Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu END Yep Sibert
The Future Husbands of our Daughters The Great Q&A of Enlightenment and Insights. The Golden One

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Length

20 minutes

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93.91

Word count

1,948

Sentence count

300

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

sentences flagged

Toxicity

37

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Hate speech

5

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Summary

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In this episode of Assassin's Creed: The Old and the New, we meet the new King of Money, Roi du Thun. We sabotage the chimney and find a new place to sabotage, and we meet a new villain.

Transcript

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00:00:00.720 Greetings my esteemed subscribers. Apparently I was wrong. Roi du Thun is the king of money,
00:00:09.600 it's not the king of rats as I surmised in the last episode. And to redeem my poor French will 0.89
00:00:18.240 have to perform better in the gaming aspect of this game. So I'm just going to jump down
00:00:30.400 and kill this guy. Boom. Masterfully done. I'm going to loot him as well for good measure. 1.00
00:00:38.640 And we can sabotage this. Interact. And we saw in the last episode something happens if we
00:00:51.280 sabotage the chimneys. So we can find another chimney to sabotage as well. And then we have another
00:00:59.200 Republican. I think they actually are Republicans too. Revolutionaries of some sort at least.
00:01:11.280 And there we have the other place of sabotage. I'm just going to wait until they get out from this
00:01:21.440 place. Unless I could murder them both at the same time. All right, let's see. 1.00
00:01:43.120 Uh-oh. Right. That didn't go according to plan, but we'll have some action here in this fine episode.
00:01:51.440 And I will continue talking about the fact that I've opened a Q&A thread over on Patreon.
00:02:00.480 So if you want to ask a question of some sort, you can head over there. And I will try to respond
00:02:08.560 tomorrow or the day after that to all of those questions. I was actually going to make a regular
00:02:18.240 video today. But the lights mugged me again for darkness. It gets dark so early in Scandinavia
00:02:29.760 this time of year. So that is why I opted for a let's play this fine day instead.
00:02:36.480 Now, we have sabotaged the chimneys.
00:02:48.080 I had to do it. It was the only reasonable course of action. If they only had left me alone,
00:02:57.280 it wouldn't have happened. But, um, now it did. Okay, I need to kill this bastard.
00:03:03.360 Hmm. Maybe I can do something cool here. If I can jump on this and... 1.00
00:03:08.080 Now. Boom. It's quite a nice thing. Aha, and we're defending some beggars here. How nice. 1.00
00:03:21.040 Die, unbeliever. Oh, your ally is under attack. I have a big bulk bruiser. I need to 1.00
00:03:33.760 quickly kill before he can kill my friends here. There we are. That is how it goes. 1.00
00:03:42.240 Right. I need to loot him. See if we can find anything fun. Money pouches. Right, I can throw
00:03:56.240 these at, um, at people for lols. And now we can sprint up here. It's always aesthetically pleasing
00:04:03.760 thing to do. Boom. Boom. Okay, so we have to get in there somehow. And, uh, how to do that
00:04:15.040 is the great question we need to answer this fine day. Can we go down here, perhaps?
00:04:22.240 That's a right whip. Let's get out of here. What do you expect? Some idiot dug too deep.
00:04:27.760 Let's get out of here. Boom. And can I get him as well? Aha, I have to kill him. 1.00
00:04:33.040 I have to kill him the old fashioned way. Thought if I could get a, um, another assassination, 1.00
00:04:39.280 but, uh, it was not to be.
00:04:54.640 I have some more book reviews incoming as well.
00:04:58.880 Well, among others, the Celts by Peter Beresford Ellis. I have it lying next to me here at,
00:05:13.360 um, at my computer per the recommendation of my friend survive the jive. 0.96
00:05:20.160 Uh, now let's see if we can assassinate this pale orc or these pale orcs, rather. Aha, the two. 1.00
00:05:35.360 All right, quickly now. Boom. And no, almost.
00:05:40.400 I like the Thai boxing knee there. Speaking of which, I do intend to train some good old
00:05:55.200 Brazilian jiu-jitsu later tonight. Ohp.
00:05:59.360 That will be my training for the day. Yesterday I did some good old squats.
00:06:15.120 I did four sets of 12 repetitions at 140. I am not really used to doing that high volume,
00:06:27.120 that many reps, especially for squats. I've only, well, I've mainly done lower rep work. So, um,
00:06:35.600 so that was, um, yeah, got a good pump all over. So, uh, ah, he has been killed there
00:06:45.120 by this underground king. So yeah, anyway, that is my little training update.
00:06:50.800 This is one of the cool aspects of Assassin's Creed. The exploration, getting to go through tunnels,
00:07:03.760 etc. Go on then. Die, mate. There we are. Boom.
00:07:14.800 We should add a sort of higher attack weapon. It takes forever to kill these, um, these guys. 0.99
00:07:25.520 Go on then. Die. Hm. Finally. 1.00
00:07:31.600 Okay. Should we go up? No, we can't really get anywhere. We have to continue along running
00:07:39.840 in the sewage water, I suppose. There is a god. We can assassinate him. Boom. Oh. Hello.
00:08:00.640 Oh. Now, let us continue. We have some smoke bombs as well. Maybe I can
00:08:21.040 throw them somewhere for the lols. See if we can sneak up on this, on this lad.
00:08:30.640 I didn't dream that. Yes. For the revolution, he shouts. And then I shout back for the king.
00:08:44.240 As I've mentioned in previous videos, we are of course supporters of the king here.
00:08:51.280 There we are. All right. Finisher. Boom. Got some more Creed points there. Okay. Cool.
00:09:02.960 I have to climb up here.
00:09:08.240 Quite a, quite a cool thing to have your hideouts in, um, in some sewers in Paris.
00:09:15.760 My lord. My lord. My lord.
00:09:20.240 Hi. A cutscene. There he is. My lord.
00:09:23.360 Let us.
00:09:23.760 I heard reliable reports that an assassin is nearby and that you are his intended target. 0.98
00:09:29.440 The worm has grown a spine. Now he's a snake. 0.99
00:09:33.920 Damn. It was only a matter of time I knew that much. 1.00
00:09:37.280 This is far too soon.
00:09:38.560 Oh, we, my lord. The assassins are, uh, well connected.
00:09:44.000 But we have the advantage now, don't we?
00:09:49.040 Muster the guard and lead the hunt for this assassin. Bring me his head. 0.97
00:09:53.440 Bring me his head. All right. We have a, uh, fight on our hands. 0.99
00:10:05.040 So, how do we assassinate him in the best possible way?
00:10:10.560 Now, of course, I need to show my pro gaming skills by, um, assassinating him in the smoothest way possible. 0.83
00:10:20.160 Hmm. Maybe I can just avoid them completely.
00:10:31.360 Speaking of gaming skills, I've been watching some PewDiePie. Some good entertaining content.
00:10:40.400 For sure. He is, um, a fun guy.
00:10:43.360 Good old PewDiePie.
00:10:50.240 And now I could make good use of his pro gaming skills before I get, um,
00:10:56.160 absolutely butchered here in the, this, um, sewers. 0.99
00:11:00.880 Come on, die, and you die too. There we are. Boom. 1.00
00:11:11.360 Now, okay, um, let us, true friends, see what we can do.
00:11:18.480 We can loot this guy, maybe see if we find some more medicine or something.
00:11:22.000 We can loot this guy too.
00:11:24.800 Before we commence the attack. So, we have smoke bombs, as I said. Uh, cherry bomb too.
00:11:33.120 They're getting panicky there.
00:11:37.120 Hello, Letouche. 0.58
00:11:40.480 Oh, I can't, I couldn't kill him. 0.88
00:11:45.280 Letouche. 0.99
00:11:45.840 Embarrassing indeed. 1.00
00:11:49.920 Okay, we have to kill two guys with phantom blades too. 0.99
00:11:54.720 See if I can master the fine art of, um, phantom blades. 0.99
00:11:59.840 Maybe it's sort of like a, um, a throwing knife.
00:12:04.000 I'm sure you all greatly admired my knife throwing skills.
00:12:09.280 In the, uh, top quality content video I made recently.
00:12:18.640 It's good fun. 1.00
00:12:25.360 Go on, kill them. 1.00
00:12:30.640 Boom. Masterfully done. 1.00
00:12:33.040 If I may be so bold. Okay, assassinate this guy. 0.99
00:12:39.680 I can't really throw anything at him. Maybe I can just rush him here. 0.99
00:12:44.480 Oh.
00:12:50.960 Nice setup, though. I must, um.
00:12:53.360 Okay, now we have, right.
00:12:56.160 Now it's power gaming mode time here.
00:13:02.800 Oh.
00:13:03.520 Um, let's see how we can
00:13:09.920 how we can progress here.
00:13:12.560 We can climb up here.
00:13:19.360 Boom.
00:13:21.200 Okay, one more hit.
00:13:23.840 There we are.
00:13:25.360 And now,
00:13:27.600 aha, we don't have any medicine.
00:13:31.360 Right.
00:13:31.600 We'll just have to run.
00:13:41.200 You cannot pick locks without the lockpick skill.
00:13:46.160 Aha, that, uh, and we haven't even assassinated him. 0.95
00:13:49.760 All right, let us try to jump down and assassinate him. 0.98
00:13:59.360 Boom. 0.99
00:14:03.680 There we are.
00:14:06.640 My subjects have eyes everywhere, my lord.
00:14:10.000 I offer their knowledge to the service of the order.
00:14:13.440 What knowledge could a king of the gutters offer us?
00:14:16.880 The intrigues of rats?
00:14:19.360 You may go. 0.85
00:14:20.000 The intrigues of rats? 1.00
00:14:22.000 This pompous fool. 1.00
00:14:23.200 If I could lay my hands on him. 1.00
00:14:24.720 My master would be pleased to arrange that.
00:14:28.720 Brother.
00:14:33.920 You're right, monsieur.
00:14:35.680 Too much of the king's champagne.
00:14:37.120 Sibert, come away! 1.00
00:14:42.400 It's done.
00:14:43.520 Delacer is dead,
00:14:45.280 Grand Master.
00:14:46.640 Good.
00:14:52.160 We have avenged
00:14:57.120 that guy.
00:14:57.920 Now, we have to flee from this horrible place.
00:15:01.360 I still haven't healed, though, which is, um, problematic.
00:15:07.200 Considering I'm one shot away from dying, so I might, um,
00:15:11.680 I might die and then, uh, um, yeah, redo it.
00:15:16.160 But, in that case, I will edit it.
00:15:20.480 Uh, but here we are.
00:15:22.240 Escape.
00:15:22.960 Okay, let us make a run for it. 0.97
00:15:27.280 Boom.
00:15:28.560 And, uh, no, wait, I want, I want to go down.
00:15:32.480 So, just drop down.
00:15:36.240 Can we drop down?
00:15:37.040 No.
00:15:39.360 Okay.
00:15:42.960 Now, let's see.
00:15:46.960 Boom.
00:15:50.800 And they can't see because we sabotaged the thing.
00:15:53.440 There we are.
00:16:06.480 There we are.
00:16:07.280 And finish.
00:16:08.800 Boom.
00:16:13.760 Now, how to get away from this place.
00:16:17.440 Right, I utilized another little edit there, so, um, I could navigate.
00:16:24.720 There we are.
00:16:25.360 Boom.
00:16:26.320 Escape.
00:16:28.480 Very nice indeed.
00:16:30.320 And I do think that will be the end of this fine episode.
00:16:46.240 Aha, wait.
00:16:56.720 This is not the end of the episode because we need to investigate what sort of place of degeneracy
00:17:02.320 we have landed in.
00:17:05.360 Ah, you're just in time for the commencement of my reign.
00:17:09.440 Your reign.
00:17:11.120 As long as there's a Cours d'Emirac, you must have a Roi d'Etudes.
00:17:15.360 And since there seemed to be a vacancy, I stepped in.
00:17:19.440 With remarkable speed, the body's not yet cold.
00:17:22.800 I may have set things in motion a trifle early.
00:17:25.840 Say, when you first arrived at La Cours d'Emirac, you used me.
00:17:29.440 Your target is dead.
00:17:33.440 We used one another.
00:17:39.040 Quite a kingdom you've been here.
00:17:41.520 It is, isn't it?
00:17:42.720 As I said, that guy likes degeneracy of all sorts.
00:17:46.240 Are the dead avenged?
00:17:48.560 Is your soul soothed all that rot?
00:17:50.880 The rot is a fine description.
00:17:53.440 Every time I think I'm getting close to the truth, it seems another layer of filth presents itself.
00:17:59.200 Conspiracy, intrigue, a rapidly thickening plot.
00:18:03.680 Add some bestiality and a lecherous priest, and I see you have the beginnings of a beautiful novel.
00:18:08.480 I'd settle for a solid lead.
00:18:10.160 So young, and yet so serious.
00:18:18.560 Well, best of luck to you.
00:18:20.560 You have, I trust, looked into this.
00:18:31.040 Where did you get that?
00:18:31.920 One of my newly loyal subjects brought it to me as a token of esteem, as it were.
00:18:37.840 It's a curious piece.
00:18:41.600 I know of only one silversmith who works metal like this.
00:18:44.400 A blade of this make killed Monsieur de la Serre.
00:18:47.680 I can only assume you knew this already.
00:18:49.760 Why didn't you say?
00:18:51.760 Where would man be if he never had to ask questions?
00:18:56.240 If everything he could ever want to know was simply handed to him,
00:19:02.000 he might no longer think to ask questions.
00:19:06.800 Or he might accomplish a great deal more unburdened by ignorance.
00:19:11.520 Perhaps.
00:19:16.000 The smith's name is Francois Thomas Germain.
00:19:19.120 This guy clearly did not participate in No Not November.
00:19:33.600 And as I said, I was indeed correct in assuming that that guy was a degenerate,
00:19:45.760 in lack of better terms.
00:19:47.440 Now I will leave you and I will pick up here next time.
00:19:54.240 And we will continue to have a comfy autumn gaming session in Assassin's Creed.
00:20:01.440 Until then, I wish you all a great evening ahead.
00:20:04.800 XOXO, BOO! 1.00
00:20:17.440 END
00:20:24.240 Yep.
00:20:25.360 Each time now.
00:20:27.120 I wish you all a great evening.
00:20:27.840 You know?
00:20:28.240 OK?
00:20:29.280 You know,