I Think He Failed No Nut November. Assassin's Creed Unity Part 7
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Summary
In this episode of Assassin's Creed: The Old and the New, we meet the new King of Money, Roi du Thun. We sabotage the chimney and find a new place to sabotage, and we meet a new villain.
Transcript
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Greetings my esteemed subscribers. Apparently I was wrong. Roi du Thun is the king of money,
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it's not the king of rats as I surmised in the last episode. And to redeem my poor French will
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have to perform better in the gaming aspect of this game. So I'm just going to jump down
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and kill this guy. Boom. Masterfully done. I'm going to loot him as well for good measure.
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And we can sabotage this. Interact. And we saw in the last episode something happens if we
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sabotage the chimneys. So we can find another chimney to sabotage as well. And then we have another
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Republican. I think they actually are Republicans too. Revolutionaries of some sort at least.
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And there we have the other place of sabotage. I'm just going to wait until they get out from this
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place. Unless I could murder them both at the same time. All right, let's see.
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Uh-oh. Right. That didn't go according to plan, but we'll have some action here in this fine episode.
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And I will continue talking about the fact that I've opened a Q&A thread over on Patreon.
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So if you want to ask a question of some sort, you can head over there. And I will try to respond
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tomorrow or the day after that to all of those questions. I was actually going to make a regular
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video today. But the lights mugged me again for darkness. It gets dark so early in Scandinavia
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this time of year. So that is why I opted for a let's play this fine day instead.
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I had to do it. It was the only reasonable course of action. If they only had left me alone,
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it wouldn't have happened. But, um, now it did. Okay, I need to kill this bastard.
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Hmm. Maybe I can do something cool here. If I can jump on this and...
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Now. Boom. It's quite a nice thing. Aha, and we're defending some beggars here. How nice.
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Die, unbeliever. Oh, your ally is under attack. I have a big bulk bruiser. I need to
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quickly kill before he can kill my friends here. There we are. That is how it goes.
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Right. I need to loot him. See if we can find anything fun. Money pouches. Right, I can throw
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these at, um, at people for lols. And now we can sprint up here. It's always aesthetically pleasing
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thing to do. Boom. Boom. Okay, so we have to get in there somehow. And, uh, how to do that
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is the great question we need to answer this fine day. Can we go down here, perhaps?
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That's a right whip. Let's get out of here. What do you expect? Some idiot dug too deep.
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Let's get out of here. Boom. And can I get him as well? Aha, I have to kill him.
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I have to kill him the old fashioned way. Thought if I could get a, um, another assassination,
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I have some more book reviews incoming as well.
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Well, among others, the Celts by Peter Beresford Ellis. I have it lying next to me here at,
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um, at my computer per the recommendation of my friend survive the jive.
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Uh, now let's see if we can assassinate this pale orc or these pale orcs, rather. Aha, the two.
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I like the Thai boxing knee there. Speaking of which, I do intend to train some good old
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That will be my training for the day. Yesterday I did some good old squats.
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I did four sets of 12 repetitions at 140. I am not really used to doing that high volume,
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that many reps, especially for squats. I've only, well, I've mainly done lower rep work. So, um,
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so that was, um, yeah, got a good pump all over. So, uh, ah, he has been killed there
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by this underground king. So yeah, anyway, that is my little training update.
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This is one of the cool aspects of Assassin's Creed. The exploration, getting to go through tunnels,
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etc. Go on then. Die, mate. There we are. Boom.
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We should add a sort of higher attack weapon. It takes forever to kill these, um, these guys.
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Okay. Should we go up? No, we can't really get anywhere. We have to continue along running
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in the sewage water, I suppose. There is a god. We can assassinate him. Boom. Oh. Hello.
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Oh. Now, let us continue. We have some smoke bombs as well. Maybe I can
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throw them somewhere for the lols. See if we can sneak up on this, on this lad.
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I didn't dream that. Yes. For the revolution, he shouts. And then I shout back for the king.
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As I've mentioned in previous videos, we are of course supporters of the king here.
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There we are. All right. Finisher. Boom. Got some more Creed points there. Okay. Cool.
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Quite a, quite a cool thing to have your hideouts in, um, in some sewers in Paris.
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I heard reliable reports that an assassin is nearby and that you are his intended target.
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The worm has grown a spine. Now he's a snake.
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Damn. It was only a matter of time I knew that much.
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Oh, we, my lord. The assassins are, uh, well connected.
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Muster the guard and lead the hunt for this assassin. Bring me his head.
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Bring me his head. All right. We have a, uh, fight on our hands.
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So, how do we assassinate him in the best possible way?
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Now, of course, I need to show my pro gaming skills by, um, assassinating him in the smoothest way possible.
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Speaking of gaming skills, I've been watching some PewDiePie. Some good entertaining content.
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And now I could make good use of his pro gaming skills before I get, um,
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absolutely butchered here in the, this, um, sewers.
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Come on, die, and you die too. There we are. Boom.
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Now, okay, um, let us, true friends, see what we can do.
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We can loot this guy, maybe see if we find some more medicine or something.
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Before we commence the attack. So, we have smoke bombs, as I said. Uh, cherry bomb too.
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Okay, we have to kill two guys with phantom blades too.
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See if I can master the fine art of, um, phantom blades.
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Maybe it's sort of like a, um, a throwing knife.
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I'm sure you all greatly admired my knife throwing skills.
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In the, uh, top quality content video I made recently.
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If I may be so bold. Okay, assassinate this guy.
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I can't really throw anything at him. Maybe I can just rush him here.
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You cannot pick locks without the lockpick skill.
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Aha, that, uh, and we haven't even assassinated him.
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All right, let us try to jump down and assassinate him.
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I offer their knowledge to the service of the order.
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What knowledge could a king of the gutters offer us?
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I still haven't healed, though, which is, um, problematic.
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Considering I'm one shot away from dying, so I might, um,
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And they can't see because we sabotaged the thing.
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Right, I utilized another little edit there, so, um, I could navigate.
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And I do think that will be the end of this fine episode.
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This is not the end of the episode because we need to investigate what sort of place of degeneracy
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Ah, you're just in time for the commencement of my reign.
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As long as there's a Cours d'Emirac, you must have a Roi d'Etudes.
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And since there seemed to be a vacancy, I stepped in.
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With remarkable speed, the body's not yet cold.
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I may have set things in motion a trifle early.
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Say, when you first arrived at La Cours d'Emirac, you used me.
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As I said, that guy likes degeneracy of all sorts.
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Every time I think I'm getting close to the truth, it seems another layer of filth presents itself.
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Conspiracy, intrigue, a rapidly thickening plot.
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Add some bestiality and a lecherous priest, and I see you have the beginnings of a beautiful novel.
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One of my newly loyal subjects brought it to me as a token of esteem, as it were.
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I know of only one silversmith who works metal like this.
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A blade of this make killed Monsieur de la Serre.
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Where would man be if he never had to ask questions?
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If everything he could ever want to know was simply handed to him,
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Or he might accomplish a great deal more unburdened by ignorance.
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This guy clearly did not participate in No Not November.
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And as I said, I was indeed correct in assuming that that guy was a degenerate,
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Now I will leave you and I will pick up here next time.
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And we will continue to have a comfy autumn gaming session in Assassin's Creed.
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Until then, I wish you all a great evening ahead.