The Golden One - December 12, 2015


Kingdom of Asturias: The Reconquista. Total War: Attila. Part 2


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23 minutes

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5

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33

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This episode picks up where we left off with our glorious Christian empire in the heartlands of Galicia, dealing with the threat of rebellion and mutiny by the blasphemous Muslims who are trying to topple our glorious empire.

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00:00:00.000 Greetings proud men of Christ and welcome back to our Reconquista where we are dealing with 0.97
00:00:10.680 these blasphemous Muslims who are trying to take over our glorious Christian Empire so the 1.00
00:00:21.360 we picked up where we left off last time and we defeated these blasphemous barbarians in battle 1.00
00:00:32.560 and we are just going to round them up and start the whole of this episode by doing so
00:00:38.440 it's going to steamroll them right here you don't really need to take that pill and we're going to 0.95
00:00:47.520 kill our captives actually let's see the integrity that was a bit since we ransomed them last time 0.97
00:01:02.880 okay no no captives hmm we need to increase integrity in some way 0.98
00:01:10.240 oh right we this is what we can do authority authority
00:01:23.280 is good
00:01:29.200 and that obviously also very good experience for all new recruits
00:01:36.720 now what we're going to do before taking turn is disband
00:01:43.440 the mercenaries so we don't have to pay the upkeep for them and now Lisbon
00:01:52.320 is ours for the taking true friends we're going to look through
00:01:57.680 the public order isn't all too good there but i suppose that will become better with time
00:02:05.360 everything is um is cool and good up here in galicia our heartlands as it were
00:02:13.200 of our christian empire
00:02:15.840 really really awesome that you can be this faction actually oh look at this
00:02:23.040 public order we must do something also loaded up with some good old tea
00:02:27.440 as i said in my latest uh q a i'm actually off uh coffee at the moment
00:02:39.120 i drink tea instead so what can we do here we can raise an army
00:02:44.000 a lot of entrepreneurs
00:02:50.960 that's obviously much better if you are a governor but now we don't have any
00:02:56.400 and a choice of the matter so we're gonna try to
00:03:01.040 can we actually
00:03:02.080 exempt them from taxation will that make you happier
00:03:13.360 a bit happier at least okay cool let's let's look at the possibility of doing that then
00:03:18.560 uh yeah i suppose we'll uh
00:03:26.320 march on just a bit and recruit a few more units
00:03:30.400 come fight with us and then go down there that if anything sounds like a glorious idea so yeah
00:03:40.000 as i might have mentioned sometime somewhere i went off coffee to let the my body recover a bit more
00:03:46.880 because um caffeine stresses up the body which is a good thing pre-workout and you know helps with
00:03:52.400 mental focus etc but i said to myself like okay cool i need to um take a step back let the border
00:03:59.120 recover recover a bit and uh so yeah that that's why actually rebellion imminent
00:04:09.120 okay so we're gonna have a rebellion here not much we can do about it
00:04:18.400 i do want lisp on as soon as possible so um
00:04:22.160 we're just gonna go down there i'm gonna double check so no blasphemous army comes up there
00:04:31.760 is that how you pronounce it does any portuguese or spanish true friends
00:04:35.920 can he can you confirm it for me becha i hope it's right i think it's right i don't know though
00:04:42.320 uh okay we can reach that next time and uh the colors of the deep look at that arab he looks like 1.00
00:04:52.640 an arab cool i like it and okay suppose we can recruit some more units here to deal with the uh
00:05:05.280 uprising and then maybe send that army to caceres no idea how you pronounce that either but um but
00:05:14.320 it's all good fun i suppose we can upgrade you to a fishing port boom let's go with that and 0.97
00:05:24.720 public order we will have a rebellion on our hand here
00:05:27.520 commander all right so what what more can we do here gonna look at the integrity 0.99
00:05:42.560 fuck look at that integrity mutinous no thanks 0.99
00:05:48.800 okay so we can decimate order and postpone it but they are still mutinous that is not good 0.99
00:05:53.760 one bit okay let's let's take the turn uh so we have rebellion and mutiny it seems everyone isn't
00:06:04.160 all too happy with our reclamation of spain for christ and also speaking of as i said in the last
00:06:12.880 episode i really really like the different emblems of the factions might get some cool ideas for my t-shirts
00:06:19.200 actually muted imminent oh you guys as well oh okay yes perfect kings decrease two plus in public order
00:06:36.880 exactly what we need in all actuality uh
00:06:40.240 okay we will have to no matter what we need more um it is a great and glorious units here in all
00:06:53.520 actuality true friends and you
00:07:01.440 okay we can postpone that as well but was there not a mutiny somewhere okay that's next turn
00:07:10.240 okay we we cannot do anything here they will mute in either way
00:07:26.000 there is not much we can do here 0.99
00:07:29.440 fuck oh well 0.98
00:07:38.240 and i suppose that this siege will not go 1.00
00:07:48.000 according to plan either
00:07:52.000 since we'll have a decimated force then 0.99
00:07:57.040 fuck okay maybe we can come with these guys uh come behind there and do something 1.00
00:08:01.520 all right um oh maybe we should decimate you as well okay decimation ordered 1.00
00:08:13.520 okay um 0.97
00:08:16.720 did not
00:08:18.320 expect this to to happen but uh but it is what it is i'm playing on very hard after all so um
00:08:26.240 but you will have to trust me oh legionnaires of modern europe that we can bring home this victory
00:08:33.520 uh really awesome that that you can beat this faction actually
00:08:36.880 all right then there's been a mutiny we're gonna send in our king a.k.a. me the king
00:08:47.440 and here we are 0.95
00:08:55.200 these are the mutinous traitors galatian separatists 1.00
00:08:59.200 okay okay they're even gonna get support from them 0.95
00:09:06.640 okay let's uh let's just uh go back and um reconsider our options
00:09:22.560 and
00:09:27.040 i'm gonna decimate you again 1.00
00:09:28.400 you you bastard how dare you not loyal to me 1.00
00:09:36.560 deal with rebel army 1.00
00:09:41.520 do something of the sort there
00:09:45.360 and now do we have a rebellion here yes we do
00:09:52.240 as easily dealt with at least thankfully
00:09:58.400 i'll take all these warriors they are um european christians after all
00:10:07.920 all right cool now uh things are a bit better
00:10:13.360 and authority nice
00:10:16.960 and yes i said in the last episode i'm i'm really happy with the new graphics
00:10:26.480 in this dlc ca that's creative assembly the producer of the game they have really put in
00:10:33.680 the effort i can see that which obviously is appreciated and i suppose that after
00:10:40.160 how after rome 2 uh was a bit of a fiasco when that came out because it was quite bad i suppose they
00:10:50.400 have stepped up their game to um ready for orders
00:10:53.680 and to make up for that you know like celtic so uh they put on put out a lot of good content
00:11:05.360 and uh this dlc is a bit of a step between attila and medieval tree so uh i have high hopes for
00:11:17.120 medieval tree i think that would be an awesome game
00:11:22.000 more like salty type of toledo okay cool
00:11:28.160 and then obviously warhammer total war is coming soon soon.jpg hello traitors how are you today 0.62
00:11:36.080 okay true friends let's let's take it why not it is total war after all so um suits me just fine 0.63
00:11:48.320 spanish rebels these rebels they could have had a chance of participating in the reconquest of modern
00:11:56.480 europe so this is basically leftists we are fighting now uh if i were not doing a let's play i would
00:12:04.800 probably go with the fog because that shields us a bit from enemy missiles but the the visual aspect
00:12:13.120 is much better when you go with dry and it looks nicer so yeah let's let's start a battle
00:12:25.040 i'm gonna look at our our units
00:12:27.360 now these i like this this unit the other ones are a bit not too cool to be honest they are a bit too
00:12:43.920 brightly colored maybe it'll come out a mod to that later on who knows so the battle plan true friends 0.99
00:12:52.080 to deal with these these fucking scum these are leftists beta leftists 0.99
00:13:01.120 is to maintain 1.00
00:13:07.120 center line of our um three units
00:13:10.640 the glory of the glory of god and then just flank them
00:13:19.600 that should be sufficient to deal with these traitors
00:13:31.680 the enemy is going for our general protect him and i'm gonna keep the general a bit in the back there
00:13:41.360 and maybe they're trying to draw us in to uh to the fire of their javelin man i don't know
00:13:52.560 okay not too far now
00:13:53.680 all right we we broke the unit there do they have some sort of swords man wow look at this
00:14:03.120 these are really cool i like it
00:14:12.480 quickly now
00:14:13.120 uh
00:14:17.760 and i kind of fucked that up because i needed to um 0.91
00:14:23.200 to get them to charge there
00:14:29.440 boom look at that nice it should be breaking
00:14:33.840 now this if anything crew friends is uh
00:14:45.120 it's nice running down uh skirmishers with cavalry
00:14:49.200 look at this now they're trying to escape but he cannot
00:14:52.640 wow that yes beautiful lads
00:14:59.200 alfonso royal guard
00:15:03.840 okay get uh get the rebel general
00:15:14.400 okay this uh this went well
00:15:20.400 the title turns in our favor spit up the gameplay a bit
00:15:27.760 nice beautiful teddy can you confirm this to be beautiful
00:15:34.240 greetings teddy could actually confirm this this this victory
00:15:39.440 god himself all right i'm gonna take on these warriors
00:15:44.480 rebels as they are 0.98
00:15:47.920 ready for orders
00:15:49.760 and
00:15:52.000 change pattern battle one
00:15:54.720 that increases them
00:15:57.200 cunning
00:15:57.680 no i need authority i suppose
00:16:02.240 oh look at that nasal helmet nice
00:16:07.760 ah for all that
00:16:10.320 upkeep cost that if anything true friends is awesome
00:16:14.800 upkeep cost minus 10
00:16:18.080 highly joyous
00:16:19.120 there we are cheerio lads
00:16:29.920 ready for battle
00:16:31.920 commander
00:16:33.040 and
00:16:35.520 ah beautiful
00:16:39.120 morale 10 plus
00:16:41.280 replenishment can be a good thing as well and then we go back to braga
00:16:52.960 to chill
00:16:53.840 for a while
00:16:58.000 okay they're actually coming at us we're gonna recover a bit here
00:17:01.840 with our king
00:17:04.320 and i'm gonna strike out and 1.00
00:17:07.920 kill them 1.00
00:17:10.320 cool so i suppose this campaign is going 1.00
00:17:12.880 actually decimate them again for their mutinous ways
00:17:21.680 yeah i suppose this campaign is um
00:17:23.840 is going quite quite well indeed
00:17:26.320 i'm happy with that actually
00:17:28.720 a really nice campaign also i must say
00:17:33.200 very happy so if anyone from ca is watching this
00:17:37.680 good job good job
00:17:41.600 like aesthetics of it all
00:17:44.320 are they charging the absolute madman
00:17:48.640 that is not even worth to take on the battlefield they will just get
00:17:52.560 uh get uh get wrecked get good or get wrecked 0.55
00:17:56.960 and yeah we're just gonna go without balance stands there and then boom there goes the traitor
00:18:08.640 they were after all our former brothers
00:18:14.800 heaven be praised
00:18:19.120 we're actually gonna try this
00:18:20.480 disrupt settlement and start fire just so he can level a bit
00:18:24.320 because now he's not doing much 0.97
00:18:29.680 success did we get the level orders no oh how silly 0.84
00:18:39.840 force the oh look at that obedient nice and 1.00
00:18:45.440 and morale when laying siege that is good
00:18:54.800 i'm gonna go with that because after all we're gonna
00:18:57.520 go down and uh lay siege to these uh to these guys
00:19:03.440 personal influence yes because this is our king so uh that's good idea
00:19:08.000 and yeah the nasal helmet will as well
00:19:15.760 unit experience oh look there's like the the thing you have in in tournament games
00:19:22.080 fucking awesome yeah as i said love the aesthetics of the game
00:19:26.080 now yeah we can reach them the next turn 0.97
00:19:31.280 and the public order is is looking up here as well
00:19:34.960 now we have a rather large army here
00:19:37.920 ready for battle i wonder what it would cost to
00:19:44.720 reclaim this lands probably a bit more than we can afford right now
00:19:49.280 so i suppose that city will have to fall to us
00:19:55.440 let's send these guys down
00:20:02.560 all right i edited away the thunder and we can actually research something new and fun
00:20:11.520 and campaign movement range plus 20 sounds sounds cool oh we can can build stuff as well
00:20:20.480 well first though we'll look at the possibility of
00:20:31.280 laying siege right there
00:20:39.280 and they have a little army there might prove
00:20:44.640 uh to be a thorn in our side and we're gonna go in there all right cool let's build something fun
00:21:01.040 royal court imperium points nice let's go with that
00:21:07.600 and we hunger for battle no we don't really need to decimate them it's fine it's fine it's fine
00:21:20.320 so we're gonna see what the crack might be there they're landing with a force maybe they wish to
00:21:30.320 to relieve their beleaguered brethren but we are relentless in our wish look at that illegitimate birth 1.00
00:21:40.960 father barnendo mother nuna this may be awkward indeed it may actually but it's cool it's fine rank gained nice
00:21:51.680 authority public order yes awesome thank you very much for that
00:22:11.040 now where is my little spy he's down there of course so we can't really see what
00:22:17.440 uh what uh what might happen but we can we can siege this next turn at least
00:22:25.280 we take this settlement ah wonderful
00:22:30.560 boom
00:22:34.480 but sick physique
00:22:38.640 occupy you nice and that true friends
00:22:47.440 i think we'll have to be uh a glorious conclusion to this episode
00:23:00.000 and we are in a quite good situation we have lisbon we might have caceres soon with this army
00:23:08.720 we can continue down here to becha
00:23:11.200 uh and then we have a good stretch of land and we have a quite good situation
00:23:18.880 fucking awesome thank you very much for watching and spending some time with me
00:23:26.000 and who am i i'm the glorious champion of christ xxo boom 0.94