The Golden One - Kingdom of Asturias： The Reconquista. Total War： Attila. Part 2

00:00:00.000 Greetings proud men of Christ and welcome back to our Reconquista where we are dealing with

00:00:10.680 these blasphemous Muslims who are trying to take over our glorious Christian Empire so the

00:00:21.360 we picked up where we left off last time and we defeated these blasphemous barbarians in battle

00:00:32.560 and we are just going to round them up and start the whole of this episode by doing so

00:00:38.440 it's going to steamroll them right here you don't really need to take that pill and we're going to

00:00:47.520 kill our captives actually let's see the integrity that was a bit since we ransomed them last time

00:01:02.880 okay no no captives hmm we need to increase integrity in some way

00:01:10.240 oh right we this is what we can do authority authority

00:01:23.280 is good

00:01:29.200 and that obviously also very good experience for all new recruits

00:01:36.720 now what we're going to do before taking turn is disband

00:01:43.440 the mercenaries so we don't have to pay the upkeep for them and now Lisbon

00:01:52.320 is ours for the taking true friends we're going to look through

00:01:57.680 the public order isn't all too good there but i suppose that will become better with time

00:02:05.360 everything is um is cool and good up here in galicia our heartlands as it were

00:02:13.200 of our christian empire

00:02:15.840 really really awesome that you can be this faction actually oh look at this

00:02:23.040 public order we must do something also loaded up with some good old tea

00:02:27.440 as i said in my latest uh q a i'm actually off uh coffee at the moment

00:02:39.120 i drink tea instead so what can we do here we can raise an army

00:02:44.000 a lot of entrepreneurs

00:02:50.960 that's obviously much better if you are a governor but now we don't have any

00:02:56.400 and a choice of the matter so we're gonna try to

00:03:01.040 can we actually

00:03:02.080 exempt them from taxation will that make you happier

00:03:13.360 a bit happier at least okay cool let's let's look at the possibility of doing that then

00:03:18.560 uh yeah i suppose we'll uh

00:03:26.320 march on just a bit and recruit a few more units

00:03:30.400 come fight with us and then go down there that if anything sounds like a glorious idea so yeah

00:03:40.000 as i might have mentioned sometime somewhere i went off coffee to let the my body recover a bit more

00:03:46.880 because um caffeine stresses up the body which is a good thing pre-workout and you know helps with

00:03:52.400 mental focus etc but i said to myself like okay cool i need to um take a step back let the border

00:03:59.120 recover recover a bit and uh so yeah that that's why actually rebellion imminent

00:04:09.120 okay so we're gonna have a rebellion here not much we can do about it

00:04:18.400 i do want lisp on as soon as possible so um

00:04:22.160 we're just gonna go down there i'm gonna double check so no blasphemous army comes up there

00:04:31.760 is that how you pronounce it does any portuguese or spanish true friends

00:04:35.920 can he can you confirm it for me becha i hope it's right i think it's right i don't know though

00:04:42.320 uh okay we can reach that next time and uh the colors of the deep look at that arab he looks like

00:04:52.640 an arab cool i like it and okay suppose we can recruit some more units here to deal with the uh

00:05:05.280 uprising and then maybe send that army to caceres no idea how you pronounce that either but um but

00:05:14.320 it's all good fun i suppose we can upgrade you to a fishing port boom let's go with that and

00:05:24.720 public order we will have a rebellion on our hand here

00:05:27.520 commander all right so what what more can we do here gonna look at the integrity

00:05:42.560 fuck look at that integrity mutinous no thanks

00:05:48.800 okay so we can decimate order and postpone it but they are still mutinous that is not good

00:05:53.760 one bit okay let's let's take the turn uh so we have rebellion and mutiny it seems everyone isn't

00:06:04.160 all too happy with our reclamation of spain for christ and also speaking of as i said in the last

00:06:12.880 episode i really really like the different emblems of the factions might get some cool ideas for my t-shirts

00:06:19.200 actually muted imminent oh you guys as well oh okay yes perfect kings decrease two plus in public order

00:06:36.880 exactly what we need in all actuality uh

00:06:40.240 okay we will have to no matter what we need more um it is a great and glorious units here in all

00:06:53.520 actuality true friends and you

00:07:01.440 okay we can postpone that as well but was there not a mutiny somewhere okay that's next turn

00:07:10.240 okay we we cannot do anything here they will mute in either way

00:07:26.000 there is not much we can do here

00:07:29.440 fuck oh well

00:07:38.240 and i suppose that this siege will not go

00:07:48.000 according to plan either

00:07:52.000 since we'll have a decimated force then

00:07:57.040 fuck okay maybe we can come with these guys uh come behind there and do something

00:08:01.520 all right um oh maybe we should decimate you as well okay decimation ordered

00:08:13.520 okay um

00:08:16.720 did not

00:08:18.320 expect this to to happen but uh but it is what it is i'm playing on very hard after all so um

00:08:26.240 but you will have to trust me oh legionnaires of modern europe that we can bring home this victory

00:08:33.520 uh really awesome that that you can beat this faction actually

00:08:36.880 all right then there's been a mutiny we're gonna send in our king a.k.a. me the king

00:08:47.440 and here we are

00:08:55.200 these are the mutinous traitors galatian separatists

00:08:59.200 okay okay they're even gonna get support from them

00:09:06.640 okay let's uh let's just uh go back and um reconsider our options

00:09:22.560 and

00:09:27.040 i'm gonna decimate you again

00:09:28.400 you you bastard how dare you not loyal to me

00:09:36.560 deal with rebel army

00:09:41.520 do something of the sort there

00:09:45.360 and now do we have a rebellion here yes we do

00:09:52.240 as easily dealt with at least thankfully

00:09:58.400 i'll take all these warriors they are um european christians after all

00:10:07.920 all right cool now uh things are a bit better

00:10:13.360 and authority nice

00:10:16.960 and yes i said in the last episode i'm i'm really happy with the new graphics

00:10:26.480 in this dlc ca that's creative assembly the producer of the game they have really put in

00:10:33.680 the effort i can see that which obviously is appreciated and i suppose that after

00:10:40.160 how after rome 2 uh was a bit of a fiasco when that came out because it was quite bad i suppose they

00:10:50.400 have stepped up their game to um ready for orders

00:10:53.680 and to make up for that you know like celtic so uh they put on put out a lot of good content

00:11:05.360 and uh this dlc is a bit of a step between attila and medieval tree so uh i have high hopes for

00:11:17.120 medieval tree i think that would be an awesome game

00:11:22.000 more like salty type of toledo okay cool

00:11:28.160 and then obviously warhammer total war is coming soon soon.jpg hello traitors how are you today

00:11:36.080 okay true friends let's let's take it why not it is total war after all so um suits me just fine

00:11:48.320 spanish rebels these rebels they could have had a chance of participating in the reconquest of modern

00:11:56.480 europe so this is basically leftists we are fighting now uh if i were not doing a let's play i would

00:12:04.800 probably go with the fog because that shields us a bit from enemy missiles but the the visual aspect

00:12:13.120 is much better when you go with dry and it looks nicer so yeah let's let's start a battle

00:12:25.040 i'm gonna look at our our units

00:12:27.360 now these i like this this unit the other ones are a bit not too cool to be honest they are a bit too

00:12:43.920 brightly colored maybe it'll come out a mod to that later on who knows so the battle plan true friends

00:12:52.080 to deal with these these fucking scum these are leftists beta leftists

00:13:01.120 is to maintain

00:13:07.120 center line of our um three units

00:13:10.640 the glory of the glory of god and then just flank them

00:13:19.600 that should be sufficient to deal with these traitors

00:13:31.680 the enemy is going for our general protect him and i'm gonna keep the general a bit in the back there

00:13:41.360 and maybe they're trying to draw us in to uh to the fire of their javelin man i don't know

00:13:52.560 okay not too far now

00:13:53.680 all right we we broke the unit there do they have some sort of swords man wow look at this

00:14:03.120 these are really cool i like it

00:14:12.480 quickly now

00:14:13.120 uh

00:14:17.760 and i kind of fucked that up because i needed to um

00:14:23.200 to get them to charge there

00:14:29.440 boom look at that nice it should be breaking

00:14:33.840 now this if anything crew friends is uh

00:14:45.120 it's nice running down uh skirmishers with cavalry

00:14:49.200 look at this now they're trying to escape but he cannot

00:14:52.640 wow that yes beautiful lads

00:14:59.200 alfonso royal guard

00:15:03.840 okay get uh get the rebel general

00:15:14.400 okay this uh this went well

00:15:20.400 the title turns in our favor spit up the gameplay a bit

00:15:27.760 nice beautiful teddy can you confirm this to be beautiful

00:15:34.240 greetings teddy could actually confirm this this this victory

00:15:39.440 god himself all right i'm gonna take on these warriors

00:15:44.480 rebels as they are

00:15:47.920 ready for orders

00:15:49.760 and

00:15:52.000 change pattern battle one

00:15:54.720 that increases them

00:15:57.200 cunning

00:15:57.680 no i need authority i suppose

00:16:02.240 oh look at that nasal helmet nice

00:16:07.760 ah for all that

00:16:10.320 upkeep cost that if anything true friends is awesome

00:16:14.800 upkeep cost minus 10

00:16:18.080 highly joyous

00:16:19.120 there we are cheerio lads

00:16:29.920 ready for battle

00:16:31.920 commander

00:16:33.040 and

00:16:35.520 ah beautiful

00:16:39.120 morale 10 plus

00:16:41.280 replenishment can be a good thing as well and then we go back to braga

00:16:52.960 to chill

00:16:53.840 for a while

00:16:58.000 okay they're actually coming at us we're gonna recover a bit here

00:17:01.840 with our king

00:17:04.320 and i'm gonna strike out and

00:17:07.920 kill them

00:17:10.320 cool so i suppose this campaign is going

00:17:12.880 actually decimate them again for their mutinous ways

00:17:21.680 yeah i suppose this campaign is um

00:17:23.840 is going quite quite well indeed

00:17:26.320 i'm happy with that actually

00:17:28.720 a really nice campaign also i must say

00:17:33.200 very happy so if anyone from ca is watching this

00:17:37.680 good job good job

00:17:41.600 like aesthetics of it all

00:17:44.320 are they charging the absolute madman

00:17:48.640 that is not even worth to take on the battlefield they will just get

00:17:52.560 uh get uh get wrecked get good or get wrecked

00:17:56.960 and yeah we're just gonna go without balance stands there and then boom there goes the traitor

00:18:08.640 they were after all our former brothers

00:18:14.800 heaven be praised

00:18:19.120 we're actually gonna try this

00:18:20.480 disrupt settlement and start fire just so he can level a bit

00:18:24.320 because now he's not doing much

00:18:29.680 success did we get the level orders no oh how silly

00:18:39.840 force the oh look at that obedient nice and

00:18:45.440 and morale when laying siege that is good

00:18:54.800 i'm gonna go with that because after all we're gonna

00:18:57.520 go down and uh lay siege to these uh to these guys

00:19:03.440 personal influence yes because this is our king so uh that's good idea

00:19:08.000 and yeah the nasal helmet will as well

00:19:15.760 unit experience oh look there's like the the thing you have in in tournament games

00:19:22.080 fucking awesome yeah as i said love the aesthetics of the game

00:19:26.080 now yeah we can reach them the next turn

00:19:31.280 and the public order is is looking up here as well

00:19:34.960 now we have a rather large army here

00:19:37.920 ready for battle i wonder what it would cost to

00:19:44.720 reclaim this lands probably a bit more than we can afford right now

00:19:49.280 so i suppose that city will have to fall to us

00:19:55.440 let's send these guys down

00:20:02.560 all right i edited away the thunder and we can actually research something new and fun

00:20:11.520 and campaign movement range plus 20 sounds sounds cool oh we can can build stuff as well

00:20:20.480 well first though we'll look at the possibility of

00:20:31.280 laying siege right there

00:20:39.280 and they have a little army there might prove

00:20:44.640 uh to be a thorn in our side and we're gonna go in there all right cool let's build something fun

00:21:01.040 royal court imperium points nice let's go with that

00:21:07.600 and we hunger for battle no we don't really need to decimate them it's fine it's fine it's fine

00:21:20.320 so we're gonna see what the crack might be there they're landing with a force maybe they wish to

00:21:30.320 to relieve their beleaguered brethren but we are relentless in our wish look at that illegitimate birth

00:21:40.960 father barnendo mother nuna this may be awkward indeed it may actually but it's cool it's fine rank gained nice

00:21:51.680 authority public order yes awesome thank you very much for that

00:22:11.040 now where is my little spy he's down there of course so we can't really see what

00:22:17.440 uh what uh what might happen but we can we can siege this next turn at least

00:22:25.280 we take this settlement ah wonderful

00:22:30.560 boom

00:22:34.480 but sick physique

00:22:38.640 occupy you nice and that true friends

00:22:47.440 i think we'll have to be uh a glorious conclusion to this episode

00:23:00.000 and we are in a quite good situation we have lisbon we might have caceres soon with this army

00:23:08.720 we can continue down here to becha

00:23:11.200 uh and then we have a good stretch of land and we have a quite good situation

00:23:18.880 fucking awesome thank you very much for watching and spending some time with me

00:23:26.000 and who am i i'm the glorious champion of christ xxo boom

The Golden One - December 12, 2015

Kingdom of Asturias： The Reconquista. Total War： Attila. Part 2

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