Kingdom of Asturias： The Reconquista. Total War： Attila. Part 3
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Summary
In this episode, we talk about the rebranding of the Blades of Mercy, the new name of the army, and the future plans for the future of the Iberian Reconquista. I also talk about my upcoming trip to Portugal and what I am going to do to prepare for it.
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Greetings, warriors of Christ, and welcome back to our glorious Reconquista, I'm rocking
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my two arms t-shirt to honor the brave men of Spain, Portugal and France who fought against
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the Muslim invaders, I'm of course talking about the Battle of Poitiers, not sure how
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you pronounce that, and Charles Martel, however, what I do know how to pronounce now, thank
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you to my Spanish students, is Bea, I think I got it right, and then in Portuguese it's
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actually Beja, which I something like it at least, but pronunciations aside, let us get
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on with it, get on with our glorious Reconquista, now, first things first, I noticed that this
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army is actually called the Blades of Mercy, that is not optimal for glory, so, I actually
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consulted Teddy, and he suggested that we should change the name, so we're gonna do that right
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now, to the Blades of, Teddy what did you say, the Blades of glory, that's better, much better,
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so yeah, I'm gonna take the turn, oh, they have low integrity, oh well, I suppose they
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will have higher integrity now that we have changed their name to the Blades of glory, a
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lot cooler than the Blades of mercy, like we're not supposed to show mercy to our enemies here,
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and that's, that's not optimal for glory, look at this, we have a fight, ugh, look at that,
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Berber Lysauri, no thanks, I don't want to box with them right now, we'll have to call
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for our king, aka me, the glorious Reconquistador, I don't know if that's a term, but, oh well,
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okay, cool, let us investigate the possibility, god, I wish I could poison them or something,
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that would be glorious, so, Bea, you will have to wait, you will have to suffer the unjust rule
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of the Muslims for just a few turns more, because I'm sending up General Aurelio to deal with these,
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these guys, so, gonna get you back there, and they support each other there, Max will place
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this army behind, so that, so that these guys reinforce, and the reason for that is, when you reinforce
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some, another army, the reinforcing army comes to the battlefield a bit later, and these
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are all cavalry, so that's my little strategic plan, can we actually create some new Iberian
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cavalry, we can also build something fun here, enables agent recruitment, a hostel, a tavern, awesome,
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and, uh, I'm actually, I don't know if I said that in, uh, any of the previous videos, I will
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probably say it again, but I will go to, ready for orders, to Portugal with my, uh, with my MMA team
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in, um, late January for, uh, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, uh, that's how you pronounce it, if you're from Brazil,
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Brazil, Brazil Jiu Jitsu, yeah, not really, but, I try, I tried at least, to, to sound like it, but yeah,
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um, to, to a seminar there, and, uh, so that'll be fun for, the Lord God favors me, uh, pay him off, the bastard,
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uh, yeah, so I'm gonna go there, and, uh, train some, uh, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, uh, for four days, uh, what's this now?
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God, I want something fun, and not, uh, like, not start fire, I don't wanna burn down our beloved Spain here, I want to,
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this is absolutely barbaric, I can't even find anything fun to do with them, the pride of Al-Andalus, well then, Al-Andalus,
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I think you and I have to have a little talk, um, okay, let's, uh, let's talk in more glory,
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glory, uh, I think, it's the best thing, these guys can't really threaten us, so we're gonna do like this,
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Garcia, uh, shout out to Justin Garcia of the Pressure Project, pressureproject.com, uh, great, great podcast,
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great podcast, so, uh, I don't think he will be watching this, uh, he watches some of my videos,
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but, uh, but, yeah, big shout out to him and to the Pressure Project, Justin Garcia, uh, and I was actually on,
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did an interview with them, um, about two months ago, so, great pleasure and honor.
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Look, we have a rebellion on our hands, how blasphemous, maybe we should, um,
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How, uh, halted it, if you know, like Celtic.
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And yeah, so rocking my Eau Armee t-shirt with a Fleur Delice to optimize my performance in this Let's Play.
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And I've played some more of this DLC, off camera as it were, and I'm really impressed by this campaign, this DLC, actually.
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Hmm, no, I'm gonna block you, sorry. Sorry, not sorry, I mean, he did it without my explicit permission, the bastard Merida, the Caliph's chosen, cool, cunning, upkeep, minus, that's awesome.
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Alright, cool. So what can we do here? We can take Caceres, and now I don't remember what, how you pronounce that one, but sure, Luke, that's fine.
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Let's take this little battle. At least, to get the violence going, I felt that I've talked too much and killed too little.
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Oh, there's the Arab guy again. He looks properly evil, in this little thing there.
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Probably try to get in another battle in this episode.
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And that is basically, I prefer to have, um, to see what I'm doing, and then also because we have a good few skirmishers.
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If I got some sort of, uh, contract for voice acting.
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So in, like, games, and then when you click it to set units, my voice would actually go, like,
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Uh, speaking of which, uh, in the Witcher 3, actually, uh, Tywin Lannister, uh, does, does voice acting in that, um, in that game.
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Haven't played it yet, though, but, uh, but just give, uh, give a context to my little rambling here.
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I don't know if it makes any sense, but, uh, but yeah, the voices for the units, et cetera, I think it would be really cool to do those, um, in all actuality.
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Okay, so if anyone is looking for a talent scout for voice acting, call me.
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And now we don't want a friendly fire our general.
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And no, to any pagan true friends, don't worry, I'm still pagan, but I love, uh, shouting, um, Christian aesthetics kind of things.
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Uh, yeah, just because they're invading our territory and our plasmas does not mean that we can ignore the fact that they look rather cool, actually.
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That, uh, that, true friends, if anything, felt, uh, optimal for glory.
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So yeah, I was gonna say, these, uh, the Moors, the Muslims, they look, uh, cool.
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The spares of, okay, what I'm gonna do, in honor of the pressure project and Justin Garcia, the spares of power.
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Okay, we're gonna hunt down this, um, this guy.
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Don't really know if we can, if we can catch him.
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Okay, we're having a rebellion to deal with here as well.
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You're gonna be acting up and not, um, admiring my king.
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I assume they want to box with me sooner or later.
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I just hope these guys don't sack, uh, Braga until we come up there.
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It is a great and glorious thing to serve your people.
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It is a great and glorious thing to serve your people.
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And I don't think it's prudent to lay a siege there.
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But remember, our main army is still safe within the walls.
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Let's see the blades of glory, what you can do.
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I don't suppose we have particularly much of a chance there,
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But what we can do is kill as many of them as possible.
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I must win this battle for the glory of Christ.
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I don't want to stand in the box with a spearman like this.
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If I can at least kill their general, I will be a happy crusader.
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The men have thrown down their weapons and are fleeing! The enemy general is dead!
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Alright, the battle is lost either way, I'm just gonna speed it up.
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That is the only thing I can promise to you all.
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I should've been more careful, I should've raised the army.
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It is a great and glorious thing to serve your people.
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And then I can send them down and crush them between me.
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Okay, I could take the settlement, but I could also kill this guy.
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That's all I wanted to do in this episode as well.