The Golden One - December 14, 2015


Kingdom of Asturias： The Reconquista. Total War： Attila. Part 3

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Justin Garcia Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Berber Lysauri Reconquista Teddy Talos Tywin Lannister Charles Martel Entrepreneur Al-Andalus Barbaric Valencia Caliph Onward Proud Taifa Braga Beja Luke Levi
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In this episode, we talk about the rebranding of the Blades of Mercy, the new name of the army, and the future plans for the future of the Iberian Reconquista. I also talk about my upcoming trip to Portugal and what I am going to do to prepare for it.

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00:00:00.000 Greetings, warriors of Christ, and welcome back to our glorious Reconquista, I'm rocking
00:00:12.340 my two arms t-shirt to honor the brave men of Spain, Portugal and France who fought against
00:00:24.240 the Muslim invaders, I'm of course talking about the Battle of Poitiers, not sure how 1.00
00:00:32.960 you pronounce that, and Charles Martel, however, what I do know how to pronounce now, thank
00:00:39.360 you to my Spanish students, is Bea, I think I got it right, and then in Portuguese it's
00:00:45.860 actually Beja, which I something like it at least, but pronunciations aside, let us get
00:00:53.620 on with it, get on with our glorious Reconquista, now, first things first, I noticed that this
00:01:00.620 army is actually called the Blades of Mercy, that is not optimal for glory, so, I actually
00:01:09.460 consulted Teddy, and he suggested that we should change the name, so we're gonna do that right
00:01:19.740 now, to the Blades of, Teddy what did you say, the Blades of glory, that's better, much better,
00:01:38.740 so yeah, I'm gonna take the turn, oh, they have low integrity, oh well, I suppose they
00:01:49.740 will have higher integrity now that we have changed their name to the Blades of glory, a
00:01:55.740 lot cooler than the Blades of mercy, like we're not supposed to show mercy to our enemies here,
00:02:01.740 and that's, that's not optimal for glory, look at this, we have a fight, ugh, look at that,
00:02:10.740 Berber Lysauri, no thanks, I don't want to box with them right now, we'll have to call 1.00
00:02:17.740 for our king, aka me, the glorious Reconquistador, I don't know if that's a term, but, oh well,
00:02:26.740 okay, cool, let us investigate the possibility, god, I wish I could poison them or something,
00:02:37.740 that would be glorious, so, Bea, you will have to wait, you will have to suffer the unjust rule 1.00
00:02:47.740 of the Muslims for just a few turns more, because I'm sending up General Aurelio to deal with these, 1.00
00:02:56.740 these guys, so, gonna get you back there, and they support each other there, Max will place
00:03:06.740 this army behind, so that, so that these guys reinforce, and the reason for that is, when you reinforce
00:03:13.740 some, another army, the reinforcing army comes to the battlefield a bit later, and these
00:03:18.740 are all cavalry, so that's my little strategic plan, can we actually create some new Iberian
00:03:29.740 cavalry, we can also build something fun here, enables agent recruitment, a hostel, a tavern, awesome,
00:03:42.740 and, uh, I'm actually, I don't know if I said that in, uh, any of the previous videos, I will
00:03:49.740 probably say it again, but I will go to, ready for orders, to Portugal with my, uh, with my MMA team
00:03:58.740 in, um, late January for, uh, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, uh, that's how you pronounce it, if you're from Brazil,
00:04:07.740 Brazil, Brazil Jiu Jitsu, yeah, not really, but, I try, I tried at least, to, to sound like it, but yeah, 0.98
00:04:14.740 um, to, to a seminar there, and, uh, so that'll be fun for, the Lord God favors me, uh, pay him off, the bastard, 0.65
00:04:25.740 uh, yeah, so I'm gonna go there, and, uh, train some, uh, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, uh, for four days, uh, what's this now? 0.88
00:04:34.740 God, I want something fun, and not, uh, like, not start fire, I don't wanna burn down our beloved Spain here, I want to,
00:04:43.740 this is absolutely barbaric, I can't even find anything fun to do with them, the pride of Al-Andalus, well then, Al-Andalus, 1.00
00:04:59.740 I think you and I have to have a little talk, um, okay, let's, uh, let's talk in more glory,
00:05:09.740 glory, uh, I think, it's the best thing, these guys can't really threaten us, so we're gonna do like this,
00:05:17.740 Garcia, uh, shout out to Justin Garcia of the Pressure Project, pressureproject.com, uh, great, great podcast,
00:05:31.740 great podcast, so, uh, I don't think he will be watching this, uh, he watches some of my videos,
00:05:37.740 but, uh, but, yeah, big shout out to him and to the Pressure Project, Justin Garcia, uh, and I was actually on,
00:05:45.740 did an interview with them, um, about two months ago, so, great pleasure and honor.
00:05:53.740 Look, we have a rebellion on our hands, how blasphemous, maybe we should, um,
00:05:59.740 uh-huh, we can't create another one.
00:06:04.740 Blasphemy!
00:06:09.740 Blasphemy!
00:06:10.740 So we're gonna have a rebellion on our hands.
00:06:13.740 How, uh, halted it, if you know, like Celtic. 0.76
00:06:18.740 Um, yeah.
00:06:21.740 And yeah, so rocking my Eau Armee t-shirt with a Fleur Delice to optimize my performance in this Let's Play.
00:06:33.340 And I've played some more of this DLC, off camera as it were, and I'm really impressed by this campaign, this DLC, actually.
00:06:51.740 Hmm, no, I'm gonna block you, sorry. Sorry, not sorry, I mean, he did it without my explicit permission, the bastard Merida, the Caliph's chosen, cool, cunning, upkeep, minus, that's awesome.
00:07:14.760 But what more can we have? Seal. 0.77
00:07:23.520 Gonna go with one of each there.
00:07:26.020 Alright, cool. So what can we do here? We can take Caceres, and now I don't remember what, how you pronounce that one, but sure, Luke, that's fine.
00:07:35.920 Let's take this little battle. At least, to get the violence going, I felt that I've talked too much and killed too little.
00:07:49.720 Oh, there's the Arab guy again. He looks properly evil, in this little thing there. 1.00
00:07:56.340 A little drop with some tea also.
00:08:00.640 Absolutely glorious.
00:08:02.640 So yeah, quite small battle this.
00:08:05.900 Probably try to get in another battle in this episode. 0.75
00:08:12.060 Foggy, no thanks, dry.
00:08:17.620 Yes, thanks.
00:08:19.380 And that is basically, I prefer to have, um, to see what I'm doing, and then also because we have a good few skirmishers.
00:08:28.800 Now, um...
00:08:32.580 Gonna keep them there, until...
00:08:38.140 Ah, there they are.
00:08:40.460 Thrown.
00:08:42.060 Men of Christ.
00:08:45.660 Now, let's see what we can do here.
00:08:48.480 Onward, men.
00:08:50.720 You know what would be really cool?
00:08:52.360 If I got some sort of, uh, contract for voice acting.
00:08:57.880 So in, like, games, and then when you click it to set units, my voice would actually go, like,
00:09:02.860 Proud men of Christ.
00:09:05.560 Yeah, I think voice acting is the...
00:09:08.380 The appropriate term there.
00:09:11.420 Uh, speaking of which, uh, in the Witcher 3, actually, uh, Tywin Lannister, uh, does, does voice acting in that, um, in that game.
00:09:24.100 Haven't played it yet, though, but, uh, but just give, uh, give a context to my little rambling here.
00:09:30.020 I don't know if it makes any sense, but, uh, but yeah, the voices for the units, et cetera, I think it would be really cool to do those, um, in all actuality.
00:09:42.920 Okay, so if anyone is looking for a talent scout for voice acting, call me.
00:09:50.040 No, send a mail.
00:09:50.860 I don't know.
00:09:51.760 Look, uh, look how cool this looks.
00:09:55.740 Wow.
00:09:56.640 Love it.
00:09:57.320 Absolutely love it.
00:09:58.440 Okay, let's talk more.
00:10:06.620 And there we go, fire at them.
00:10:14.420 And now we don't want a friendly fire our general.
00:10:17.340 Proud man of Christ.
00:10:24.340 And no, to any pagan true friends, don't worry, I'm still pagan, but I love, uh, shouting, um, Christian aesthetics kind of things.
00:10:31.360 Oh, look at that.
00:10:32.180 Look at that, true friends.
00:10:38.060 Oh, that, if anything.
00:10:39.760 Our general is dead.
00:10:42.020 What?
00:10:42.620 How can our glorious general die like that?
00:10:48.660 The, what? 1.00
00:10:51.040 Oh, fuck, wrong way. 1.00
00:11:01.600 Come on then. 1.00
00:11:03.960 These look rather cool though.
00:11:05.660 Oh, yes, love it.
00:11:08.040 God, I love this game.
00:11:09.760 Uh, yeah, just because they're invading our territory and our plasmas does not mean that we can ignore the fact that they look rather cool, actually.
00:11:30.820 Uh, the enemy.
00:11:34.500 Boom.
00:11:34.900 All right, cool.
00:11:50.340 Uh, look at this.
00:11:52.360 Ah, wonderful. 1.00
00:11:53.360 Come on and shoot those bastards dead. 1.00
00:11:56.380 Come on then. 1.00
00:11:56.780 We are losing their advantage.
00:11:59.180 No.
00:12:01.060 Ah.
00:12:01.540 A unit's ammunition is spent.
00:12:03.200 That, uh, that, true friends, if anything, felt, uh, optimal for glory.
00:12:10.420 And battle.
00:12:11.000 Glorious victory. 0.99
00:12:14.460 Fucking glorious. 0.99
00:12:15.680 Well done, uh, Garcia. 0.99
00:12:18.220 Um, that, that was, uh, felt good.
00:12:22.120 Feels good, man.
00:12:28.060 Touched APG.
00:12:30.960 So yeah, I was gonna say, these, uh, the Moors, the Muslims, they look, uh, cool.
00:12:36.400 Uh, even though they're, they are our enemy.
00:12:39.380 The spares of, okay, what I'm gonna do, in honor of the pressure project and Justin Garcia, the spares of power.
00:12:47.260 Sounds so cool.
00:12:52.020 Okay, we're gonna hunt down this, um, this guy.
00:13:01.240 There we are.
00:13:06.840 And we have, uh, gonna go with, uh, that one.
00:13:11.540 Now.
00:13:15.240 Repair and.
00:13:17.260 Ah, look at that.
00:13:18.600 We can have another.
00:13:21.580 Another governor.
00:13:24.860 Entrepreneur.
00:13:28.500 There we are.
00:13:30.340 And.
00:13:33.980 What.
00:13:35.620 Can we go.
00:13:37.280 Gonna go with some food production. 0.96
00:13:38.960 Okay, cool.
00:13:39.540 We have, uh, rebellion.
00:13:42.220 Absolutely.
00:13:43.660 Barbaric.
00:13:44.100 I wish we could have another, um, general.
00:13:47.760 But we can't.
00:13:51.300 Should have to send this guy off.
00:13:56.280 And he will be there in two turns.
00:13:58.880 Don't really know if we can, if we can catch him.
00:14:03.380 Uh.
00:14:05.840 Ready for all this.
00:14:06.820 That's your command.
00:14:10.840 We take this settlement.
00:14:13.200 Let them cower like candle dogs.
00:14:15.800 Glory to God.
00:14:17.400 Now we're gonna take that settlement at least.
00:14:21.140 Uh.
00:14:22.500 Maybe we should utilize a little fleet.
00:14:25.360 I don't know why though, but, uh.
00:14:27.340 That's your command.
00:14:28.260 Okay, we're having a rebellion to deal with here as well.
00:14:35.580 Hmm.
00:14:39.680 Ready for orders. 0.99
00:14:42.020 I'm gonna decimate you. 1.00
00:14:43.420 You bastards. 1.00
00:14:44.820 You're gonna be acting up and not, um, admiring my king. 1.00
00:14:50.160 Kingship.
00:14:50.720 In all actuality.
00:15:03.060 Ready for battle.
00:15:08.760 Oh, what's that?
00:15:10.740 Taifa of...
00:15:12.740 Valencia? 0.95
00:15:13.540 For death and honor! 0.99
00:15:19.460 For death and honor! 0.95
00:15:22.080 Gonna go with conning, which lowers the, uh...
00:15:24.900 Besieging settlement!
00:15:27.240 The, uh, upkeep cost.
00:15:28.980 Which is, uh, awesome.
00:15:34.360 Occupy you.
00:15:36.540 The heroes of the caliphate.
00:15:38.480 I assume they want to box with me sooner or later.
00:15:41.560 How may I sell you?
00:15:44.260 You may serve me.
00:15:46.900 By...
00:15:47.400 Would that I were as swift as the angels.
00:15:50.960 I suppose keeping an eye on these guys.
00:15:53.620 I could take...
00:15:55.520 The caliphate chosen. 0.77
00:15:58.540 Uh.
00:15:59.540 No.
00:16:00.120 No question about that at all.
00:16:06.400 Advance.
00:16:07.100 I just hope these guys don't sack, uh, Braga until we come up there.
00:16:10.740 It is a great and glorious thing to serve your people.
00:16:14.160 It is a great and glorious thing to serve your people.
00:16:19.000 Royal house.
00:16:20.460 Okay, we're gonna repair these things.
00:16:22.460 Commander.
00:16:25.020 And I don't think it's prudent to lay a siege there.
00:16:28.600 We hunger for battle.
00:16:29.820 You may as well get comfy, man.
00:16:34.000 You may as well get comfy, man.
00:16:35.940 I like that.
00:16:36.680 Okay, next turn, we're gonna swoop down here.
00:16:39.280 Take that settlement.
00:16:41.540 We hunger for battle.
00:16:43.540 There is still low integrity.
00:16:46.820 Absolutely blasphemous.
00:16:48.740 How dare they talk to me like that.
00:16:50.300 I will speak the hardest word for a warrior.
00:16:58.420 Peace.
00:16:59.380 It is an honorable offer.
00:17:01.500 Absolutely not.
00:17:03.060 Absolutely not.
00:17:05.060 How dare they.
00:17:11.780 Oh.
00:17:15.840 Maybe we should have it.
00:17:17.280 Taking them up on their offer.
00:17:18.480 Okay.
00:17:19.880 Let's go with a battle at least.
00:17:22.380 But remember, our main army is still safe within the walls.
00:17:28.780 Let's see the blades of glory, what you can do.
00:17:31.460 I don't suppose we have particularly much of a chance there,
00:17:35.720 considering they're all our spearmen,
00:17:38.340 which counters our cavalry quite well. 1.00
00:17:41.860 But what we can do is kill as many of them as possible. 1.00
00:17:48.480 Make a glorious last stand. 1.00
00:17:53.860 Alright then, start battle.
00:17:55.280 We will hold this position.
00:18:02.820 Now.
00:18:07.080 The enemy approaches.
00:18:16.420 Would be cool to get your general.
00:18:17.880 Stand for men.
00:18:43.480 I love these war shouts.
00:18:59.840 Highly glorious.
00:19:00.900 Okay, I'm entering power gaming mode.
00:19:12.880 If I'm not that talkative...
00:19:15.900 It's because...
00:19:21.340 I must win this battle for the glory of Christ.
00:19:24.200 Oh, I love that one.
00:19:31.920 Heaven can wait.
00:19:38.400 I don't want to stand in the box with a spearman like this.
00:19:41.840 Not one bit, thank you very much.
00:19:45.080 Come on, get his Berber light cavalry.
00:19:49.280 Get him, boys. 1.00
00:19:50.200 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:20:02.980 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:20:07.100 The general is dead! 1.00
00:20:19.100 Yeah, they're spearmen.
00:20:23.100 Won them the battle, I'm afraid. 0.99
00:20:29.100 If I can at least kill their general, I will be a happy crusader. 0.99
00:20:37.100 The men have thrown down their weapons and are fleeing! The enemy general is dead! 1.00
00:20:45.100 Ah, wonderful.
00:20:47.100 We got that satisfaction at least.
00:20:49.100 Alright, the battle is lost either way, I'm just gonna speed it up.
00:20:58.100 Our first defeat, true friends.
00:21:00.100 I have failed you all.
00:21:03.100 No, it's fine.
00:21:05.100 I will take the revenge, fear not, fear not.
00:21:16.100 It's gonna...
00:21:18.100 Do like that.
00:21:19.100 They will pay for this.
00:21:29.100 They will pay, true friends.
00:21:31.100 That is the only thing I can promise to you all.
00:21:34.100 How dare they?
00:21:38.100 Ah, for the love of Talos.
00:21:40.100 Talos.
00:21:42.100 No, I don't wanna take that one.
00:21:46.100 Okay, so the beta leftists are back.
00:21:49.100 I should've been more careful, I should've raised the army.
00:21:54.100 Um...
00:21:55.100 Okay, so...
00:22:08.100 I'm gonna go up there.
00:22:10.100 And recruit some...
00:22:13.100 Units.
00:22:14.100 It is a great and glorious thing to serve your people.
00:22:19.100 Levi's skirmisher.
00:22:21.100 And then...
00:22:22.100 I'm gonna create another one.
00:22:24.100 I'm gonna create...
00:22:25.100 A rider.
00:22:26.100 And the blades of glory will be reinstated.
00:22:29.100 And...
00:22:31.100 Oh, look at that!
00:22:32.100 Ambushers!
00:22:33.100 For a meeting. 0.87
00:22:38.100 And then I can send them down and crush them between me.
00:22:42.100 Now... 0.65
00:22:43.100 True friends.
00:22:44.100 Let us...
00:22:47.100 Commander!
00:22:49.100 To battle! 1.00
00:22:51.100 Die, you heathen scum! 1.00
00:23:00.100 Hmm... 1.00
00:23:01.100 Okay, I could take the settlement, but I could also kill this guy. 1.00
00:23:08.100 Oh, it was easy. 1.00
00:23:11.100 Nice.
00:23:15.100 Alright, cool.
00:23:16.100 I'm gonna take one...
00:23:18.100 Additional turn.
00:23:23.100 In this...
00:23:24.100 In this episode.
00:23:25.100 True friends.
00:23:28.100 This is my plan in all actuality.
00:23:30.100 And then...
00:23:32.100 I hope that this offer of...
00:23:34.100 Absolutely not.
00:23:35.100 Absolutely not.
00:23:36.100 Absolutely barbaric, if anything.
00:23:38.100 That would be to...
00:23:39.100 To accept...
00:23:41.100 Truth from...
00:23:42.100 The enemies of Christ.
00:23:44.100 You come to our lands. 0.99
00:23:47.100 Try to...
00:23:48.100 Rest it from the rightful rule of the... 0.93
00:23:53.100 Another rebellion imminent. 1.00
00:23:55.100 Fuck. 1.00
00:23:58.100 Hello lads. 1.00
00:23:59.100 How are we today?
00:24:01.100 That's all I wanted to do in this episode as well.
00:24:10.100 Now, we have war weariness.
00:24:12.100 Let's see if...
00:24:13.100 If they actually do want...
00:24:15.100 A peace treaty.
00:24:16.100 Come here then.
00:24:17.100 Speak your words.
00:24:18.100 No.
00:24:19.100 I don't wanna trade with you.
00:24:20.100 I want some shekels though.
00:24:21.100 And be sure that I find profit in them.
00:24:22.100 Give shekels.
00:24:24.100 Give more shekels.
00:24:25.100 More shekels.
00:24:35.100 Okay, cool.
00:24:36.100 That...
00:24:37.100 That will have to do.
00:24:41.100 That will have to do for now.
00:24:43.100 And the reason for that is we need...
00:24:45.100 A break from the war.
00:24:47.100 Otherwise...
00:24:49.100 There will be more rebellions.
00:24:50.100 But fair not true friends.
00:24:51.100 We have...
00:24:54.100 We have expanded our empire.
00:25:00.100 A good bit.
00:25:02.100 So yeah.
00:25:03.100 Thank you very much for watching.
00:25:06.100 And who am I?
00:25:08.100 The glorious champion of God himself.
00:25:11.100 XXO.
00:25:12.100 Boom.