The Golden One - November 29, 2014


Nord of Skyrim Chapter 1


Episode Stats

Length

45 minutes

Words per Minute

87.43877

Word Count

3,939

Sentence Count

534

Misogynist Sentences

54

Hate Speech Sentences

19


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings, true friends. You are all very, very welcome back to good old Skyrim.
00:00:12.920 I have actually created a new juicy character, the juicy Nord of Wisdom.
00:00:20.640 And you see, I've created him in my likeness for optimal glory.
00:00:26.220 And the mission, we're going to Solstheim to find out about the Dragonborn.
00:00:33.140 Hello, mate. Hello, hello.
00:00:35.860 If you're looking for passage to Solstheim...
00:00:37.980 I am.
00:00:38.800 Too bad.
00:00:39.480 What?
00:00:39.960 I'm not going back there anymore.
00:00:41.820 How dare you!
00:00:45.720 Sure.
00:00:46.620 The Northern Maiden of Glory.
00:00:48.860 Why? Who sent you?
00:00:52.180 Now, hold on. That wasn't my fault.
00:00:55.100 I didn't know they were going to attack anybody.
00:00:58.320 I don't even know how I got here.
00:01:02.460 It's hard to explain.
00:01:04.640 I remember those people with the masks coming on board.
00:01:08.260 They assaulted me. They had the audacity to do that.
00:01:12.400 I was here. And they were gone.
00:01:15.320 That's not right, losing whole days like that.
00:01:18.800 There's been something strange going on there for a while.
00:01:22.000 But after this, I'm done.
00:01:25.380 I'm not going back to Solstheim.
00:01:27.260 Yes, you are.
00:01:30.780 Thou art taking me to Solstheim this instant, you insolent dog.
00:01:34.820 Have you been listening to me?
00:01:36.480 Yes, I have.
00:01:36.980 I'm not going back there.
00:01:40.440 Give 500 gold.
00:01:41.960 Oh, look at that.
00:01:48.060 And as a Nord, we have 5 plus in speech, actually.
00:01:56.340 I will put a stop to the madness.
00:01:58.140 All right, then.
00:02:01.520 Let's fucking go time in the gym.
00:02:05.560 No, not in the gym now.
00:02:07.020 Go time in Solstheim in good old Skyrim.
00:02:09.960 So I've leveled up to, yeah, almost level 9 now.
00:02:13.440 I've got the shout.
00:02:15.240 So that's basically what I've been doing.
00:02:17.220 And then I jumped straight into this mission with you all.
00:02:22.040 I thought it was a friendly, juicy thing to do.
00:02:29.480 So welcome back to Skyrim.
00:02:35.260 Fwaa.
00:02:37.180 That is epic as fuck.
00:02:40.860 And I've loaded up with some milk, actually.
00:02:44.380 Because it's bulk for the Hulk.
00:02:46.200 And, yeah, I choose between a few different games.
00:02:52.400 But Skyrim is still the number one game, I'd say.
00:02:57.500 Like, better gameplay, better graphics.
00:03:01.020 Hello, hello.
00:03:01.660 So I'll assume this is your first visit to Ravenrock, Outlander.
00:03:06.120 State your intentions.
00:03:06.980 It's a dark elf.
00:03:10.100 Do you know Mirak?
00:03:11.400 Mirak?
00:03:12.000 Yes.
00:03:13.000 I'm not sure.
00:03:14.200 Sure.
00:03:15.360 You know exactly who it is?
00:03:17.160 Just remember.
00:03:18.280 Ravenrock is sovereign territory of House Rederun.
00:03:21.460 This is Morrowind, not Skyrim.
00:03:23.500 Oh, that's right.
00:03:24.820 It's Dark Elk territory.
00:03:27.440 How dare you.
00:03:28.340 Any questions?
00:03:29.760 Yes.
00:03:30.900 Do you know who Mirak is?
00:03:32.420 That's my question to you.
00:03:33.660 I'm unsure.
00:03:35.260 I swear I know the name, but I cannot place it.
00:03:39.860 Can you tell me anything about him?
00:03:42.580 I don't think so.
00:03:43.660 No, I'm not.
00:03:44.780 The name has something to do with the Earthstone, I think.
00:03:48.880 The Earthstone of Gaines.
00:03:55.960 Ravenrock started out as an Imperial settlement.
00:03:59.140 But the Empire decided to abandon it, just as my people were first setting foot here.
00:04:04.800 They left the town a shambles.
00:04:07.420 The House Rederun took over.
00:04:09.240 The House Rederun.
00:04:10.080 The House Rederun of the Dunmer.
00:04:11.500 It became ours.
00:04:13.680 And even if it's been a struggle to make this island livable, we're proud to call it home.
00:04:20.220 You should be proud.
00:04:22.240 I appreciate that.
00:04:25.160 Fwa.
00:04:26.320 Hello, mate.
00:04:29.760 Hello, hello.
00:04:30.740 Okay, I'm going to investigate the Shrine of Juiciness.
00:04:39.120 Where might this shrine be?
00:04:40.780 Investigate the Shrine.
00:04:46.100 Oh, it's...
00:04:49.100 We'll have a little...
00:04:52.100 And I've actually only been here once with another character, so I'm not that familiar.
00:04:57.760 And it was almost two years ago.
00:05:01.000 Oh, look at that.
00:05:03.960 That is sickening.
00:05:05.940 What a sick physique.
00:05:09.980 You look...
00:05:11.160 Oh, hello.
00:05:11.840 You don't seem to be in quite the same state as the others here.
00:05:16.180 Very interesting.
00:05:18.240 May I ask what it is you're doing here?
00:05:21.340 I'm searching for Mirak.
00:05:23.800 Almost.
00:05:24.400 Mirak, Mirak.
00:05:25.620 It sounds familiar, and yet I can't quite...
00:05:28.320 Mirak the sick cunt.
00:05:29.760 Wait, I recall.
00:05:31.460 That makes very little sense.
00:05:33.200 He is a juicy spark, actually.
00:05:34.620 He has been dead for thousands of years.
00:05:38.480 What does it mean?
00:05:39.260 I'm not sure.
00:05:40.700 But it is fascinating, isn't it?
00:05:42.420 It is.
00:05:42.980 I can confirm it is.
00:05:44.620 Perhaps it has some relation to what's going on here.
00:05:46.160 Quite unexpected.
00:05:47.940 I'm afraid I can't give you any answers, but there are ruins of an ancient temple of Mirak's
00:05:52.800 toward the center of the island.
00:05:55.100 If I were you, I'd look there.
00:05:58.620 All right.
00:05:59.760 Are we done?
00:06:01.540 Yes, we are done, my friend.
00:06:06.200 I will now roam...
00:06:07.600 I wonder how much protein it is in one of these scathe craw.
00:06:15.880 So, perhaps that's the main source of protein in this godforsaken island.
00:06:25.600 I'm gonna check out what this is.
00:06:29.040 Severin Manor.
00:06:29.940 I do think, actually, that there was a little quest inside the mine up there.
00:06:41.600 I want to do that.
00:06:43.280 Because that's fun.
00:06:44.420 As for the skills and stuff, I made a few Skyrim Let's Plays about two months ago, also with a Nord, utilized heavy armor.
00:07:02.320 But now I've actually learned how to properly block.
00:07:04.840 I didn't do that then.
00:07:07.540 And I go with a Light Armor of Glory instead.
00:07:10.860 So, we're gonna see if we can get some...
00:07:14.660 Damn it, woman.
00:07:15.760 Damn it, woman.
00:07:17.480 Hello, hello.
00:07:18.500 Who in the blazes are you?
00:07:20.180 Can't you see I'm busy?
00:07:21.280 Don't you know that I'm the golden one?
00:07:24.420 I don't even know who you are.
00:07:25.480 I actually named the character, the golden one, as well.
00:07:30.180 Sickening.
00:07:31.280 What do you mean, maybe?
00:07:32.600 Of course I can help.
00:07:35.400 But mark my words, these mines hold a secret that could put Ravenrock back on the map.
00:07:42.620 That's an Imperial.
00:07:43.660 A secret the East Empire Company swept under the rug two centuries ago.
00:07:48.300 It killed my great-grandfather and left Ravenrock with a worthless and tainted mine.
00:07:55.480 Gratian Chirelius.
00:07:58.720 He spent his entire life exploring ancient ruins across Tamriel.
00:08:03.260 That's nice as fuck to explore.
00:08:05.460 His very mines almost 200 years ago.
00:08:08.800 It is, I can confirm.
00:08:10.440 The East Empire Company called it a terrible accident.
00:08:14.680 Claiming that he was lost in a rockfall.
00:08:16.820 But I know better.
00:08:19.520 What's your proof, you crazy old fool?
00:08:22.440 My wife and I were cleaning out our home.
00:08:24.160 And we came across some of my great-grandfather's things locked in an old chest.
00:08:29.380 I found an unsent letter he'd written to the East Empire Company.
00:08:33.940 And a key.
00:08:35.480 Ah, sickening.
00:08:36.740 It describes a discovery that was made in the mine by some of the diggers.
00:08:41.360 They wanted Gratian to take a closer look.
00:08:44.080 The East Empire Company must have felt it was of great value.
00:08:47.100 As they locked that section of the mine off from everyone else.
00:08:52.340 Ah-ha, ah-ha.
00:08:54.420 Let us investigate this madness, true friends.
00:08:57.320 I haven't been able to find the entrance.
00:08:58.540 I haven't killed...
00:08:59.100 I haven't killed anything yet.
00:09:04.540 And that's highly disturbing.
00:09:05.920 I'm telling you, there's something big down there.
00:09:09.480 Something that the East Empire Company wanted to hide from everyone.
00:09:12.960 Something big and juicy.
00:09:14.720 Look, my wife nags that I'm too old to go traipsing around these mines chasing my soul.
00:09:19.620 The wife is nagging.
00:09:20.840 Finds my enemy.
00:09:21.620 And that's why he said,
00:09:22.500 Dammit, woman.
00:09:23.380 If I could find the answers that I'm looking for.
00:09:26.960 Yes.
00:09:27.600 I do.
00:09:28.340 Let's get it on.
00:09:29.300 I want to know what happened to this.
00:09:30.460 Damn you.
00:09:31.080 And what the East Empire Company is keeping from all of us.
00:09:36.520 Gratian kept a journal of notes about his discoveries.
00:09:39.720 If you can find his remains there, I'm hoping it will help.
00:09:44.180 Here's everything I have.
00:09:45.900 The letter, the key.
00:09:47.840 Please, do this for me.
00:09:50.220 So I can finally regain the respect that I've lost.
00:09:53.860 I'll do it.
00:09:55.100 For the glory of the Allfather.
00:09:56.640 Be careful down there.
00:10:02.100 Oh.
00:10:02.940 It's actually...
00:10:05.960 That is actually...
00:10:12.860 A dark elf maiden.
00:10:20.280 Something...
00:10:21.280 If it isn't a Chorus.
00:10:30.400 I suspect it is a Chorus.
00:10:37.040 Don't really know where to...
00:10:38.960 No, it's a spider, bro.
00:10:41.920 Okay, I didn't really see what we're doing.
00:10:45.560 Retrieve creation journal.
00:10:51.280 I'm just gonna double check so it isn't up here.
00:10:55.640 So we've forgotten anything.
00:10:57.380 Hello, hello.
00:10:59.440 Don't mind me.
00:11:02.360 Don't mind me at all.
00:11:05.600 Read a poison song.
00:11:07.000 Book 3.
00:11:07.700 I would read it, but...
00:11:09.800 I feel the need to kill something.
00:11:12.900 So I'm just gonna head on down here and...
00:11:15.240 And start killing.
00:11:17.780 That's exactly how it goes if you stand before me like that.
00:11:29.500 How dare you!
00:11:32.360 Dare you talk to me like that.
00:11:37.880 I wanna fight someone human, though.
00:11:40.920 So I can taunt them.
00:11:42.040 Oh, look at that.
00:11:50.500 Shut your insulin mouth!
00:11:54.080 There we are.
00:11:58.260 Sickening.
00:11:58.740 All right, cool.
00:12:04.500 That's always a nice thing to start off an episode with.
00:12:12.080 To level.
00:12:13.180 So let's do it, true friends.
00:12:14.380 Let's see what the crack is here.
00:12:17.340 We'll go with health, actually.
00:12:19.780 See, I have only gone with stamina.
00:12:21.480 See here, block.
00:12:29.940 No, I haven't leveled enough there.
00:12:35.720 Barbarian.
00:12:36.400 I can confirm.
00:12:37.380 I am a proper barbarian.
00:12:39.660 And damn proud of it.
00:12:44.940 Hello.
00:12:45.340 Hello.
00:12:45.440 So, yeah, I've begun to practice my block a bit more.
00:12:56.800 I've also done...
00:13:00.020 That was a big bustard right there.
00:13:04.880 But it didn't matter.
00:13:07.240 He fell all the same.
00:13:09.020 Yeah, I've been practicing my block a bit.
00:13:10.740 Then I've leveled a bit in bow.
00:13:13.220 Archery, as well.
00:13:19.560 Shield!
00:13:22.600 Hello?
00:13:23.360 No?
00:13:36.180 Could you, perhaps, get the fuck out of my way so I can get through here?
00:13:43.220 And one more.
00:13:47.360 Thank you very much for that.
00:13:51.180 Utilize a quick save there.
00:13:53.600 Okay, so...
00:13:57.120 Now, thanks, I get...
00:13:58.960 Oh, look at that.
00:14:01.200 I'm gonna give this one go, because I haven't that much...
00:14:04.440 I'm not that skilled.
00:14:07.440 You see, I'm only level 16.
00:14:09.500 Alas, the golden one.
00:14:20.760 My glorious ways knows no bounds.
00:14:24.300 Potion of healing, a pendant.
00:14:26.940 East Empire Company.
00:14:28.200 I love it.
00:14:28.960 Love that.
00:14:29.900 True friends.
00:14:30.540 I do.
00:14:30.900 I can confirm I do.
00:14:31.860 The reference to the British East India Company.
00:14:39.960 Okay, I'm gonna be careful here, so I don't run in.
00:14:44.280 You, you sound like a...
00:14:45.860 Fuck, shit, you cunt, mate.
00:14:52.360 Oh, look at that.
00:14:54.200 That's...
00:14:54.860 What the fuck?
00:15:02.340 Draugr...
00:15:02.860 White.
00:15:05.260 I'm gonna run.
00:15:15.960 And admire how well I blocked that.
00:15:18.640 That was...
00:15:19.640 Really, really well blocked, I'd say.
00:15:22.880 I'm gonna be...
00:15:26.360 I'm gonna be fair to myself and say that was a perfect block.
00:15:33.700 Where are you?
00:15:36.540 Where are you?
00:15:39.240 Come at me then, you bustards.
00:15:45.840 It sounds like one of them went into a trap.
00:15:49.020 It's a trap.
00:15:50.340 Look at my traps now.
00:15:51.360 Sickening.
00:15:53.040 Sickening gains.
00:15:55.020 And also, to create some interaction as usual,
00:15:57.700 because that's one of the thanks I love with this YouTube channel,
00:16:01.080 comment if you think I look like the character in the game.
00:16:08.920 Oh, there he is.
00:16:09.840 That was actually the wrong one.
00:16:16.940 I was supposed to do Unrelenting Force.
00:16:20.220 Okay, there is a trap somewhere here.
00:16:24.560 I don't want to go step on it.
00:16:30.260 Oh, there it is.
00:16:34.140 Oh, there it is.
00:16:37.500 Ah, that looked nasty as fuck
00:16:40.120 to go into that trap.
00:16:44.800 Hello, hello.
00:16:46.920 Where are you, the enemy?
00:16:48.180 How dare you?
00:17:00.960 And, yeah, as I said,
00:17:02.460 the graphics of Skyrim is just...
00:17:05.180 Sickening, sickening gains.
00:17:23.180 It's just out of this world, like...
00:17:25.900 So I still...
00:17:27.700 And then,
00:17:29.280 why I chose to play Skyrim again,
00:17:31.600 people asked, like,
00:17:32.540 oh, perhaps Dragon Age Origins,
00:17:34.800 but then, like, Skyrim is so...
00:17:38.700 big.
00:17:39.420 And, yeah, so immersive.
00:17:46.380 Everyone has played it.
00:17:48.000 It's such a good fucking game,
00:17:49.600 so I was like...
00:17:51.180 Do you know what?
00:17:51.800 Why not go with Skyrim?
00:17:53.800 I mean, I've only really done
00:17:55.360 the Thieves Guild properly.
00:17:57.660 So I have...
00:17:59.640 I'm going to do the Sol's time
00:18:00.760 with this character.
00:18:03.240 Perhaps Dawn Guard as well
00:18:04.960 with some character.
00:18:06.540 So, you know,
00:18:07.020 there's still plenty of things to do,
00:18:08.480 and I think it's a better
00:18:10.180 let's play game
00:18:11.440 than many others.
00:18:13.680 Rise of Rome, for example,
00:18:15.040 like, really fucking cool
00:18:16.260 pre-workout game,
00:18:17.940 but...
00:18:23.880 too much intense action
00:18:26.460 for me to actually get to talk.
00:18:29.020 Whereas now I can...
00:18:31.600 have...
00:18:33.700 you know, some...
00:18:35.860 some piece to talk,
00:18:38.640 at least, so...
00:18:39.560 which is very nice.
00:18:47.120 Oh, he's dead.
00:18:49.200 So I don't, like,
00:18:50.500 only comment on the game itself,
00:18:52.540 so I can talk about
00:18:53.220 other things as well.
00:18:55.200 Such as...
00:18:56.860 my juicy weapons.
00:19:05.560 I have...
00:19:06.860 an Orcish Bow of Wisdom.
00:19:10.960 I'm going to favorite that,
00:19:12.520 because that's new, actually.
00:19:16.000 And...
00:19:17.060 let's take you, shall we?
00:19:21.640 Oh, fuck.
00:19:22.480 That's the Dragrous Scourge.
00:19:23.600 Ah, fuck.
00:19:42.980 I'm going to utilize some...
00:19:45.300 Just because I said, like,
00:19:46.820 I can talk and interact
00:19:51.320 a bit more.
00:19:52.440 Then, um...
00:19:54.520 I found myself
00:19:55.600 in that situation
00:19:56.460 where I...
00:19:57.520 Ah, I really couldn't.
00:20:00.400 Ah, fuck.
00:20:03.200 Potion of Healing.
00:20:04.240 And now...
00:20:20.240 All right, come at me then,
00:20:30.960 you foul creatures of the warp.
00:20:32.940 Death and glory.
00:20:35.380 I want them to go into the trap there.
00:20:37.680 That's what I'm about right now.
00:20:41.480 Come on then.
00:20:43.880 Where are ye?
00:20:48.720 Perhaps they don't even want to come.
00:20:51.780 Perhaps they don't even lift.
00:20:55.660 Oh, holy fuck.
00:20:56.720 I don't want to fight that thing.
00:21:02.940 For the love of God,
00:21:11.940 come at me.
00:21:22.400 And I can actually...
00:21:24.480 out-shoot him.
00:21:25.620 Oh, shit.
00:21:25.680 Do you know who he looks like?
00:21:35.180 He looks like Grishna in the two towers, Lord of the Rings, when he stood like that.
00:21:47.180 All right then, come at me now.
00:21:55.680 There we are, and execute you, yes.
00:22:03.680 Execution, yes. Sweden, yes.
00:22:08.180 I elaborated a bit on the Sweden yes jokes on one of my Rome let's plays actually.
00:22:18.680 And Sweden, yes, for those of you who are unaware is where you make fun of all the shenanigans that Swedish politicians are up to.
00:22:27.680 So, you know, crazy feminists and, you know, general leftists and stuff like that.
00:22:33.180 So, it's all good fun, like I...
00:22:37.180 Look at that, Unlock Chest Master.
00:22:40.180 Right, I'm gonna save, and then we will all admire...
00:22:45.180 Ah, he was dead already.
00:22:48.180 I'm gonna give it one go, this master.
00:22:55.180 But first, let me take a sip of milk.
00:23:02.180 And I've said it in the past, I say it again.
00:23:05.180 Fuck.
00:23:07.180 Milk is glorious.
00:23:11.180 I know Arnold said milk was for babies.
00:23:18.180 I think that's blasphemy.
00:23:20.180 I think milk is the best thang you can drink while you're trying to gain weight.
00:23:26.180 So, if you're trying to build muscle, gain weight, just become massive, drink a lot of milk, it's easy calories.
00:23:33.180 Ancient Nord helmet.
00:23:42.180 I actually don't have a helmet, because I want you to admire the hair.
00:23:47.180 So that I also look more like the character.
00:23:55.180 No!
00:23:58.180 I need an ancient.
00:24:00.180 Do you have an ancient here somewhere?
00:24:03.180 No!
00:24:09.180 A ruined book.
00:24:12.180 Deathbell.
00:24:14.180 Okay, I'll keep that in mind.
00:24:16.180 So if I see an ancient pickaxe, I will utilize it immediately.
00:24:21.180 We have some gains.
00:24:26.180 A boar tusk.
00:24:27.180 And we established that those alchemy things were high in protein.
00:24:36.180 So now we know.
00:24:38.180 Fuck.
00:24:40.180 Holy god order.
00:24:45.180 That was like a frankening moment for me.
00:24:50.180 Bleh.
00:24:51.180 Let me regain my composure by adjusting my lats.
00:24:59.740 Sickening.
00:25:02.140 Alright then, open iron door.
00:25:10.300 I'm not really the sneaky type, but eh...
00:25:20.140 Draugr Deathlord.
00:25:23.060 I don't want to fight you.
00:25:26.580 I want to be your friend.
00:25:32.660 Oh!
00:25:33.660 That dodge though.
00:25:38.660 Fuck.
00:25:41.660 Disharmed.
00:25:46.660 I'm gonna try to make him stand in there.
00:26:01.580 Ah, monstrously done, Marcus.
00:26:03.580 How quaint.
00:26:05.580 And yeah, as I said, I have indeed learned to block a bit more now, so I just don't run
00:26:19.100 in and die.
00:26:20.500 Okay, I'm gonna fucking fight that bastard.
00:26:25.420 Come at me.
00:26:27.900 How dare you stand against me.
00:26:39.140 You are but a dog, and I'm your master.
00:26:50.580 Potion time.
00:26:57.580 Fuck.
00:26:59.580 They have disarmed me.
00:27:04.580 I'm actually gonna see if we have some stamina potions as well.
00:27:13.020 That could be highly beneficial to our gains.
00:27:20.020 Ah, there we are.
00:27:25.260 Sickening.
00:27:26.260 What a sick physique.
00:27:31.940 Hello Draugr.
00:27:32.940 I'm gonna be first in this shouting duel.
00:27:35.380 Look at this now.
00:27:39.500 A Draugr Deathlord.
00:27:41.620 How dare you!
00:27:46.780 I tried to block there, but...
00:27:55.260 Sickening.
00:27:57.460 That's exactly how it goes.
00:27:59.460 Orcish bow.
00:28:00.460 We already have an orcish bow.
00:28:02.460 Uh...
00:28:03.460 Oh, look at that.
00:28:05.460 We can...
00:28:06.460 Enchant something.
00:28:08.460 How, um...
00:28:09.460 How nice.
00:28:11.460 Fuck.
00:28:16.460 I'm not gonna be too...
00:28:20.460 Yeah, we'll be at least a bit careful with spending lockpicks.
00:28:32.460 But no way, it went well either way.
00:28:35.460 So, we have a steel greatsword that we're gonna use because I have actually leveled at
00:28:43.460 least one thing in the sword itself.
00:28:49.460 And as you can bear witness to, even though I utilized some potions, I still don't die
00:28:59.460 as much as I did during my last let's plays when I was horribly bad.
00:29:10.460 Ice spike.
00:29:12.460 Okay, let's read it, true friends.
00:29:16.460 Ice spike.
00:29:17.460 Okay.
00:29:18.460 It'll be interesting to see what significance that has to our...
00:29:31.460 Perhaps I should actually equip it right now.
00:29:43.460 Okay.
00:29:44.460 Aha.
00:29:45.460 Okay.
00:29:46.460 I'm gonna...
00:29:48.460 Re...
00:29:49.460 Recharge some.
00:29:50.460 I think this might be the case then.
00:29:55.460 Nope.
00:29:56.460 Nope.
00:29:58.460 Ooh.
00:29:59.460 Aha, okay, gonna just re-recharge some, I think this might be the case then, no?
00:30:25.300 Aha, aha, let us search for clues then, what the fuck, that was some trap right there, no,
00:30:47.740 we only got a poverty chest here, we need to, ah, so frustrating this is, ah, there we are,
00:31:14.740 sickening, a real poverty loot though, alright, so, that was not the way to go, it is in here,
00:31:30.740 alright, to open that, it was actually just a fucking chain, and I stood there throwing
00:31:53.400 fans at it, how silly of me, ooh, fuck, fuck, look at that, we have some, some severe loot
00:32:07.440 here, true friends, didn't really mean to do that, sorry, ah, open it, there we are, alright,
00:32:24.440 cool, look at this glorious weapon of madness, then, then, oh, weapons I mean, dwarven greatsword,
00:32:33.440 that is highly, highly juicy, and let's consult the map, ah, a little side passage, you can
00:32:52.440 see the, the trail is going somewhere, okay, cool, look at that, that is exactly why I love
00:33:04.440 Skyrim so much, because there is so many, like, just awesome places like this, that's why I
00:33:10.440 want to return to Skyrim, to just hang out with you, all of it, and, um, and stuff like that,
00:33:23.440 so, there has been a battle, here, ah, here it is, Bloodskull Blade, foie,
00:33:39.440 okay, let's read the journal, shall we, Gracian's journal, received a letter from the East Empire
00:33:53.780 Company today, they say that some of the miners broke through the wall in a shaft, tree of
00:34:00.480 raven rock mine, and found some ruins, I'm gonna cut to the end here, true friends,
00:34:09.440 okay, at the sides, we'll have to keep that in mind, when swinging the weapon, I'm noticing
00:34:27.200 a ribbon of mystical energy emanating from it, I think by swinging the sword in different
00:34:32.860 directions, it is possible to manipulate this ribbon and solve whatever puzzle the door presents,
00:34:37.620 I hope to get well enough to put this to the test soon, each swing is a huge effort,
00:34:44.620 dun dun dun dun dun dun, may archive guide me to my final rest, cool, with a sick physique,
00:34:56.620 okay, let's utilize the sword of glory here, alright, true friends, I manage after quite some time,
00:35:18.620 I utilize the little edit to solve this little puzzle, oh look at that, and you have to utilize
00:35:29.620 the blade to hit either vertically, or from the top and down, like this, so, done here, cunt of a puzzle,
00:35:47.620 no, but that's also one of the things I love with Skyrim, that it's just, it's not only, you know,
00:35:54.620 hack and slash, it is some, uh, some thinking to do as well.
00:36:00.620 And we have, find ourselves in some, um, juicy traps, again, this, uh, was a heavily trapped, uh, place, and, uh, here we see the, the juicy character, he is looking juicy.
00:36:07.620 Alright, nice, this, uh, well, now let's go, we'll go, go, go, go, go, go, go to the top of the bottom,
00:36:14.620 go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, rock and go.
00:36:16.620 And we have, find ourselves in some, um, juicy traps, again, this, uh, was a heavily trapped, uh, place.
00:36:24.620 And, uh, here we see the, the juicy character, he is looking, uh, juicy...
00:36:29.620 Alright, so I assume that there is some sort of fucking juicy alpha pale orc somewhere
00:36:45.520 here.
00:36:46.520 So I'm gonna be, I thought to be careful, but fuck that, let's swing for the fences instead.
00:36:56.380 Oh fuck, hello, hello, it's me again.
00:37:15.020 Okay let's see if we have some stamina fangs, eh, potion of stamina, water walking.
00:37:24.380 Cool, let's utilize that then.
00:37:31.380 Water walking of the gods.
00:37:34.380 Let's go.
00:37:37.380 Let's go.
00:37:41.380 Let's go.
00:37:42.380 Let's go.
00:37:43.380 Let's go.
00:37:44.380 Let's go.
00:37:45.380 Let's go.
00:37:46.380 Let's go.
00:37:48.380 Let's go.
00:37:53.380 Oh, my God.
00:38:23.380 Okay, as you saw, I won that little battle, oh, look at that, courtesy of my little potion stack there, but then again, I didn't really stand much chance otherwise, and we have gained a shout, true friends, how sickening strength dragon aspect.
00:38:53.380 Thank you very much for that.
00:38:56.380 Right, so, we'll escape this horrid place also, and see if we can return to the guy.
00:39:10.380 Okay, I am not sure if I really wanted to do that.
00:39:26.380 Oh, my God.
00:39:28.380 Alright, it's too late to change my mind now.
00:39:32.380 Oh, yes.
00:39:36.380 Oh, yes.
00:39:37.380 Oh, Jesus.
00:39:38.380 So, another seeker after knowledge enters my will.
00:39:47.380 I am Hameos Mora.
00:39:50.380 Hameos Mora.
00:39:51.380 Hameos Mora.
00:39:52.380 Prince of fate and lord of sacred.
00:39:57.380 This is a highly disturbing place.
00:40:05.380 How dare you talk to me like that.
00:40:18.380 I can't continue fighting.
00:40:20.380 Okay, I will open that book at a later moment.
00:40:25.380 Start it.
00:40:26.380 The black book.
00:40:27.380 Nice.
00:40:28.380 Nice.
00:40:29.380 Okay, käros.
00:40:30.380 That could be a cool thing to do in the next episode, actually.
00:40:42.380 It could, in all actuality, be a cool thing.
00:40:49.380 Now that I have it, I'm just gonna finish this little quest.
00:40:55.380 So we get a nice first glorious episode.
00:41:00.380 So I'm just gonna talk to the guy and see what the crack is.
00:41:05.380 And then after that, oh, true friends.
00:41:10.380 Then, we have successfully gained a glorious blade.
00:41:16.380 Actually, two blades we have gained.
00:41:18.380 This and the dwarven one.
00:41:21.380 You picked a bad time to get lost.
00:41:23.380 Oh, really?
00:41:24.380 Did I really?
00:41:25.380 Now ain't this a surprise.
00:41:27.380 Reaver Lord.
00:41:28.380 Ah, bone mold.
00:41:29.380 That's really cool.
00:41:30.380 I don't utilize heavy armor, though.
00:41:48.380 Otherwise, that would've been a cool thing to do.
00:41:52.380 To go about my business.
00:41:55.380 But now, it's all light armor, so leather and flanks.
00:42:10.420 Ah, sickening.
00:42:16.560 Sickening.
00:42:18.600 Open Solstheim.
00:42:20.020 Okay, cool.
00:42:21.040 We have escaped this place.
00:42:25.380 And the...
00:42:29.380 We ended up in a...
00:42:35.380 Aha! We're not done here at all.
00:42:39.360 We've just escaped, true friends.
00:42:48.180 Boom!
00:42:50.800 Sickening.
00:42:56.380 Hello, hello!
00:43:01.860 That's just how it goes.
00:43:03.520 Bone mold.
00:43:04.500 That's...
00:43:05.300 Yeah, that's...
00:43:06.380 Unfortunate.
00:43:09.840 To say the least, that I can't really wear bone mold armor.
00:43:13.880 Oh, we got a Nurn wrote down there as well.
00:43:17.380 Hello, chest.
00:43:18.340 How are we today?
00:43:31.980 Oh!
00:43:34.600 Nice.
00:43:36.620 Oh, look at that.
00:43:37.520 Some more gains.
00:43:38.440 And the Nurn wrote is mine.
00:43:48.440 I cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby.
00:43:52.240 Do I have any more enemies here?
00:43:53.380 Where are you?
00:44:01.620 Oh, well.
00:44:05.060 Do you know what, true friends?
00:44:06.360 Do you know...
00:44:07.380 Actually...
00:44:08.560 What?
00:44:09.780 This will have to conclude this glorious episode.
00:44:12.260 As always, feel very, very welcome to come with any type of comment, criticism.
00:44:20.240 Just let me know your thoughts so I can continue to get better at doing Let's Plays.
00:44:28.260 And who am I?
00:44:30.400 There's a secret I'll never tell.
00:44:32.160 XXO.
00:44:32.980 Boom!
00:44:33.340 Boom!
00:44:37.260 Boom!
00:44:37.900 Boom!
00:44:38.540 Boom!
00:44:38.720 Boom!
00:44:40.960 Boom!
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00:44:48.560 Boom!
00:44:50.580 Boom!
00:44:50.720 Boom!
00:44:51.740 Boom!
00:44:52.420 Boom!
00:44:53.040 Boom!
00:44:53.220 Boom!
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00:44:55.720 Boom!
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00:44:57.960 Boom!
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00:44:59.120 Boom!
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00:45:02.000 Boom!
00:45:02.220 Boom!