The Golden One - November 29, 2014


Nord of Skyrim Chapter 1

Topics
scathe craw protein Ravenrock mine secrets killing practice Sweden jokes
Hosted by
Marcus Follin
Mentioned
Skyrim Let Mirak Draugr Deathlord Hermaeus Mora Solstheim Rederun Dragon Age Origins Gratian Chirelius Bloodskull Blade Raven Rock Dark Elk Allfather Grishna Gracian Shield Arnold Nord Bleh
When you fail a session (Voiceover) Nord of Skyrim Chapter 2

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Length

45 minutes

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87.44

Word count

3,939

Sentence count

619

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Misogyny

54

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Toxicity

135

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19

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In this episode, I take you on a trip to Solstheim, to find out what's going on with the Dragonborn. I create a new character, the juicy Nord of Wisdom, and take him on a mission to investigate the Shrine of Juiciness.

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00:00:00.000 Greetings, true friends. You are all very, very welcome back to good old Skyrim.
00:00:12.920 I have actually created a new juicy character, the juicy Nord of Wisdom.
00:00:20.640 And you see, I've created him in my likeness for optimal glory.
00:00:26.220 And the mission, we're going to Solstheim to find out about the Dragonborn.
00:00:33.140 Hello, mate. Hello, hello.
00:00:35.860 If you're looking for passage to Solstheim...
00:00:37.980 I am.
00:00:38.800 Too bad.
00:00:39.480 What?
00:00:39.960 I'm not going back there anymore.
00:00:41.820 How dare you! 0.99
00:00:45.720 Sure.
00:00:46.620 The Northern Maiden of Glory.
00:00:48.860 Why? Who sent you?
00:00:52.180 Now, hold on. That wasn't my fault.
00:00:55.100 I didn't know they were going to attack anybody.
00:00:58.320 I don't even know how I got here.
00:01:02.460 It's hard to explain.
00:01:04.640 I remember those people with the masks coming on board.
00:01:08.260 They assaulted me. They had the audacity to do that. 0.98
00:01:12.400 I was here. And they were gone.
00:01:15.320 That's not right, losing whole days like that.
00:01:18.800 There's been something strange going on there for a while.
00:01:22.000 But after this, I'm done.
00:01:25.380 I'm not going back to Solstheim.
00:01:27.260 Yes, you are. 1.00
00:01:30.780 Thou art taking me to Solstheim this instant, you insolent dog. 0.99
00:01:34.820 Have you been listening to me? 0.99
00:01:36.480 Yes, I have.
00:01:36.980 I'm not going back there.
00:01:40.440 Give 500 gold.
00:01:41.960 Oh, look at that.
00:01:48.060 And as a Nord, we have 5 plus in speech, actually.
00:01:56.340 I will put a stop to the madness.
00:01:58.140 All right, then. 0.99
00:02:01.520 Let's fucking go time in the gym. 0.99
00:02:05.560 No, not in the gym now. 0.99
00:02:07.020 Go time in Solstheim in good old Skyrim.
00:02:09.960 So I've leveled up to, yeah, almost level 9 now.
00:02:13.440 I've got the shout.
00:02:15.240 So that's basically what I've been doing.
00:02:17.220 And then I jumped straight into this mission with you all.
00:02:22.040 I thought it was a friendly, juicy thing to do.
00:02:29.480 So welcome back to Skyrim.
00:02:35.260 Fwaa. 0.99
00:02:37.180 That is epic as fuck. 1.00
00:02:40.860 And I've loaded up with some milk, actually. 0.99
00:02:44.380 Because it's bulk for the Hulk.
00:02:46.200 And, yeah, I choose between a few different games.
00:02:52.400 But Skyrim is still the number one game, I'd say.
00:02:57.500 Like, better gameplay, better graphics.
00:03:01.020 Hello, hello.
00:03:01.660 So I'll assume this is your first visit to Ravenrock, Outlander.
00:03:06.120 State your intentions.
00:03:06.980 It's a dark elf.
00:03:10.100 Do you know Mirak?
00:03:11.400 Mirak?
00:03:12.000 Yes.
00:03:13.000 I'm not sure.
00:03:14.200 Sure.
00:03:15.360 You know exactly who it is?
00:03:17.160 Just remember.
00:03:18.280 Ravenrock is sovereign territory of House Rederun.
00:03:21.460 This is Morrowind, not Skyrim.
00:03:23.500 Oh, that's right.
00:03:24.820 It's Dark Elk territory.
00:03:27.440 How dare you.
00:03:28.340 Any questions?
00:03:29.760 Yes.
00:03:30.900 Do you know who Mirak is?
00:03:32.420 That's my question to you.
00:03:33.660 I'm unsure.
00:03:35.260 I swear I know the name, but I cannot place it.
00:03:39.860 Can you tell me anything about him?
00:03:42.580 I don't think so.
00:03:43.660 No, I'm not.
00:03:44.780 The name has something to do with the Earthstone, I think.
00:03:48.880 The Earthstone of Gaines.
00:03:55.960 Ravenrock started out as an Imperial settlement.
00:03:59.140 But the Empire decided to abandon it, just as my people were first setting foot here.
00:04:04.800 They left the town a shambles.
00:04:07.420 The House Rederun took over.
00:04:09.240 The House Rederun.
00:04:10.080 The House Rederun of the Dunmer.
00:04:11.500 It became ours.
00:04:13.680 And even if it's been a struggle to make this island livable, we're proud to call it home.
00:04:20.220 You should be proud.
00:04:22.240 I appreciate that.
00:04:25.160 Fwa. 0.76
00:04:26.320 Hello, mate.
00:04:29.760 Hello, hello.
00:04:30.740 Okay, I'm going to investigate the Shrine of Juiciness.
00:04:39.120 Where might this shrine be?
00:04:40.780 Investigate the Shrine.
00:04:46.100 Oh, it's...
00:04:49.100 We'll have a little...
00:04:52.100 And I've actually only been here once with another character, so I'm not that familiar.
00:04:57.760 And it was almost two years ago.
00:05:01.000 Oh, look at that.
00:05:03.960 That is sickening. 0.99
00:05:05.940 What a sick physique. 0.99
00:05:09.980 You look... 0.99
00:05:11.160 Oh, hello.
00:05:11.840 You don't seem to be in quite the same state as the others here.
00:05:16.180 Very interesting.
00:05:18.240 May I ask what it is you're doing here?
00:05:21.340 I'm searching for Mirak.
00:05:23.800 Almost.
00:05:24.400 Mirak, Mirak.
00:05:25.620 It sounds familiar, and yet I can't quite... 1.00
00:05:28.320 Mirak the sick cunt. 1.00
00:05:29.760 Wait, I recall. 1.00
00:05:31.460 That makes very little sense.
00:05:33.200 He is a juicy spark, actually.
00:05:34.620 He has been dead for thousands of years.
00:05:38.480 What does it mean?
00:05:39.260 I'm not sure.
00:05:40.700 But it is fascinating, isn't it?
00:05:42.420 It is.
00:05:42.980 I can confirm it is.
00:05:44.620 Perhaps it has some relation to what's going on here.
00:05:46.160 Quite unexpected.
00:05:47.940 I'm afraid I can't give you any answers, but there are ruins of an ancient temple of Mirak's
00:05:52.800 toward the center of the island.
00:05:55.100 If I were you, I'd look there.
00:05:58.620 All right.
00:05:59.760 Are we done?
00:06:01.540 Yes, we are done, my friend.
00:06:06.200 I will now roam...
00:06:07.600 I wonder how much protein it is in one of these scathe craw. 0.95
00:06:15.880 So, perhaps that's the main source of protein in this godforsaken island.
00:06:25.600 I'm gonna check out what this is.
00:06:29.040 Severin Manor.
00:06:29.940 I do think, actually, that there was a little quest inside the mine up there.
00:06:41.600 I want to do that.
00:06:43.280 Because that's fun.
00:06:44.420 As for the skills and stuff, I made a few Skyrim Let's Plays about two months ago, also with a Nord, utilized heavy armor.
00:07:02.320 But now I've actually learned how to properly block.
00:07:04.840 I didn't do that then.
00:07:07.540 And I go with a Light Armor of Glory instead.
00:07:10.860 So, we're gonna see if we can get some... 1.00
00:07:14.660 Damn it, woman. 1.00
00:07:15.760 Damn it, woman. 1.00
00:07:17.480 Hello, hello. 1.00
00:07:18.500 Who in the blazes are you?
00:07:20.180 Can't you see I'm busy? 0.80
00:07:21.280 Don't you know that I'm the golden one?
00:07:24.420 I don't even know who you are.
00:07:25.480 I actually named the character, the golden one, as well. 0.86
00:07:30.180 Sickening.
00:07:31.280 What do you mean, maybe?
00:07:32.600 Of course I can help.
00:07:35.400 But mark my words, these mines hold a secret that could put Ravenrock back on the map.
00:07:42.620 That's an Imperial.
00:07:43.660 A secret the East Empire Company swept under the rug two centuries ago.
00:07:48.300 It killed my great-grandfather and left Ravenrock with a worthless and tainted mine. 0.51
00:07:55.480 Gratian Chirelius.
00:07:58.720 He spent his entire life exploring ancient ruins across Tamriel. 0.98
00:08:03.260 That's nice as fuck to explore. 0.87
00:08:05.460 His very mines almost 200 years ago. 0.98
00:08:08.800 It is, I can confirm.
00:08:10.440 The East Empire Company called it a terrible accident.
00:08:14.680 Claiming that he was lost in a rockfall.
00:08:16.820 But I know better. 1.00
00:08:19.520 What's your proof, you crazy old fool? 1.00
00:08:22.440 My wife and I were cleaning out our home. 1.00
00:08:24.160 And we came across some of my great-grandfather's things locked in an old chest.
00:08:29.380 I found an unsent letter he'd written to the East Empire Company.
00:08:33.940 And a key.
00:08:35.480 Ah, sickening.
00:08:36.740 It describes a discovery that was made in the mine by some of the diggers.
00:08:41.360 They wanted Gratian to take a closer look.
00:08:44.080 The East Empire Company must have felt it was of great value.
00:08:47.100 As they locked that section of the mine off from everyone else.
00:08:52.340 Ah-ha, ah-ha.
00:08:54.420 Let us investigate this madness, true friends.
00:08:57.320 I haven't been able to find the entrance.
00:08:58.540 I haven't killed...
00:08:59.100 I haven't killed anything yet.
00:09:04.540 And that's highly disturbing.
00:09:05.920 I'm telling you, there's something big down there.
00:09:09.480 Something that the East Empire Company wanted to hide from everyone.
00:09:12.960 Something big and juicy.
00:09:14.720 Look, my wife nags that I'm too old to go traipsing around these mines chasing my soul. 1.00
00:09:19.620 The wife is nagging.
00:09:20.840 Finds my enemy.
00:09:21.620 And that's why he said, 1.00
00:09:22.500 Dammit, woman. 1.00
00:09:23.380 If I could find the answers that I'm looking for. 1.00
00:09:26.960 Yes.
00:09:27.600 I do.
00:09:28.340 Let's get it on.
00:09:29.300 I want to know what happened to this. 1.00
00:09:30.460 Damn you. 0.99
00:09:31.080 And what the East Empire Company is keeping from all of us. 1.00
00:09:36.520 Gratian kept a journal of notes about his discoveries.
00:09:39.720 If you can find his remains there, I'm hoping it will help.
00:09:44.180 Here's everything I have.
00:09:45.900 The letter, the key.
00:09:47.840 Please, do this for me.
00:09:50.220 So I can finally regain the respect that I've lost.
00:09:53.860 I'll do it.
00:09:55.100 For the glory of the Allfather.
00:09:56.640 Be careful down there.
00:10:02.100 Oh.
00:10:02.940 It's actually...
00:10:05.960 That is actually...
00:10:12.860 A dark elf maiden.
00:10:20.280 Something...
00:10:21.280 If it isn't a Chorus.
00:10:30.400 I suspect it is a Chorus.
00:10:37.040 Don't really know where to...
00:10:38.960 No, it's a spider, bro.
00:10:41.920 Okay, I didn't really see what we're doing.
00:10:45.560 Retrieve creation journal.
00:10:51.280 I'm just gonna double check so it isn't up here.
00:10:55.640 So we've forgotten anything.
00:10:57.380 Hello, hello.
00:10:59.440 Don't mind me.
00:11:02.360 Don't mind me at all.
00:11:05.600 Read a poison song.
00:11:07.000 Book 3.
00:11:07.700 I would read it, but... 0.92
00:11:09.800 I feel the need to kill something. 0.76
00:11:12.900 So I'm just gonna head on down here and... 1.00
00:11:15.240 And start killing. 1.00
00:11:17.780 That's exactly how it goes if you stand before me like that. 1.00
00:11:29.500 How dare you! 0.99
00:11:32.360 Dare you talk to me like that. 1.00
00:11:37.880 I wanna fight someone human, though. 0.99
00:11:40.920 So I can taunt them. 0.99
00:11:42.040 Oh, look at that. 1.00
00:11:50.500 Shut your insulin mouth! 0.99
00:11:54.080 There we are. 1.00
00:11:58.260 Sickening.
00:11:58.740 All right, cool.
00:12:04.500 That's always a nice thing to start off an episode with.
00:12:12.080 To level.
00:12:13.180 So let's do it, true friends.
00:12:14.380 Let's see what the crack is here.
00:12:17.340 We'll go with health, actually.
00:12:19.780 See, I have only gone with stamina.
00:12:21.480 See here, block.
00:12:29.940 No, I haven't leveled enough there.
00:12:35.720 Barbarian.
00:12:36.400 I can confirm.
00:12:37.380 I am a proper barbarian. 0.89
00:12:39.660 And damn proud of it.
00:12:44.940 Hello. 0.68
00:12:45.340 Hello.
00:12:45.440 So, yeah, I've begun to practice my block a bit more.
00:12:56.800 I've also done...
00:13:00.020 That was a big bustard right there. 0.97
00:13:04.880 But it didn't matter.
00:13:07.240 He fell all the same.
00:13:09.020 Yeah, I've been practicing my block a bit.
00:13:10.740 Then I've leveled a bit in bow.
00:13:13.220 Archery, as well.
00:13:19.560 Shield! 0.68
00:13:22.600 Hello?
00:13:23.360 No? 0.91
00:13:36.180 Could you, perhaps, get the fuck out of my way so I can get through here? 0.92
00:13:43.220 And one more. 0.87
00:13:47.360 Thank you very much for that.
00:13:51.180 Utilize a quick save there.
00:13:53.600 Okay, so...
00:13:57.120 Now, thanks, I get...
00:13:58.960 Oh, look at that.
00:14:01.200 I'm gonna give this one go, because I haven't that much...
00:14:04.440 I'm not that skilled.
00:14:07.440 You see, I'm only level 16.
00:14:09.500 Alas, the golden one.
00:14:20.760 My glorious ways knows no bounds.
00:14:24.300 Potion of healing, a pendant.
00:14:26.940 East Empire Company.
00:14:28.200 I love it.
00:14:28.960 Love that.
00:14:29.900 True friends.
00:14:30.540 I do.
00:14:30.900 I can confirm I do.
00:14:31.860 The reference to the British East India Company.
00:14:39.960 Okay, I'm gonna be careful here, so I don't run in.
00:14:44.280 You, you sound like a... 1.00
00:14:45.860 Fuck, shit, you cunt, mate. 1.00
00:14:52.360 Oh, look at that. 1.00
00:14:54.200 That's... 1.00
00:14:54.860 What the fuck? 1.00
00:15:02.340 Draugr... 1.00
00:15:02.860 White. 0.81
00:15:05.260 I'm gonna run.
00:15:15.960 And admire how well I blocked that.
00:15:18.640 That was...
00:15:19.640 Really, really well blocked, I'd say.
00:15:22.880 I'm gonna be...
00:15:26.360 I'm gonna be fair to myself and say that was a perfect block.
00:15:33.700 Where are you?
00:15:36.540 Where are you? 0.98
00:15:39.240 Come at me then, you bustards. 1.00
00:15:45.840 It sounds like one of them went into a trap. 0.60
00:15:49.020 It's a trap.
00:15:50.340 Look at my traps now. 0.95
00:15:51.360 Sickening. 0.91
00:15:53.040 Sickening gains. 0.51
00:15:55.020 And also, to create some interaction as usual,
00:15:57.700 because that's one of the thanks I love with this YouTube channel,
00:16:01.080 comment if you think I look like the character in the game.
00:16:08.920 Oh, there he is.
00:16:09.840 That was actually the wrong one.
00:16:16.940 I was supposed to do Unrelenting Force.
00:16:20.220 Okay, there is a trap somewhere here.
00:16:24.560 I don't want to go step on it.
00:16:30.260 Oh, there it is.
00:16:34.140 Oh, there it is. 1.00
00:16:37.500 Ah, that looked nasty as fuck 0.99
00:16:40.120 to go into that trap. 0.99
00:16:44.800 Hello, hello.
00:16:46.920 Where are you, the enemy?
00:16:48.180 How dare you?
00:17:00.960 And, yeah, as I said,
00:17:02.460 the graphics of Skyrim is just...
00:17:05.180 Sickening, sickening gains.
00:17:23.180 It's just out of this world, like...
00:17:25.900 So I still...
00:17:27.700 And then,
00:17:29.280 why I chose to play Skyrim again,
00:17:31.600 people asked, like,
00:17:32.540 oh, perhaps Dragon Age Origins,
00:17:34.800 but then, like, Skyrim is so...
00:17:38.700 big.
00:17:39.420 And, yeah, so immersive.
00:17:46.380 Everyone has played it. 0.99
00:17:48.000 It's such a good fucking game, 0.99
00:17:49.600 so I was like... 1.00
00:17:51.180 Do you know what?
00:17:51.800 Why not go with Skyrim?
00:17:53.800 I mean, I've only really done
00:17:55.360 the Thieves Guild properly.
00:17:57.660 So I have...
00:17:59.640 I'm going to do the Sol's time
00:18:00.760 with this character.
00:18:03.240 Perhaps Dawn Guard as well
00:18:04.960 with some character.
00:18:06.540 So, you know,
00:18:07.020 there's still plenty of things to do,
00:18:08.480 and I think it's a better
00:18:10.180 let's play game
00:18:11.440 than many others.
00:18:13.680 Rise of Rome, for example, 0.95
00:18:15.040 like, really fucking cool 0.95
00:18:16.260 pre-workout game, 0.98
00:18:17.940 but...
00:18:23.880 too much intense action
00:18:26.460 for me to actually get to talk.
00:18:29.020 Whereas now I can...
00:18:31.600 have...
00:18:33.700 you know, some...
00:18:35.860 some piece to talk,
00:18:38.640 at least, so...
00:18:39.560 which is very nice.
00:18:47.120 Oh, he's dead.
00:18:49.200 So I don't, like,
00:18:50.500 only comment on the game itself,
00:18:52.540 so I can talk about
00:18:53.220 other things as well.
00:18:55.200 Such as...
00:18:56.860 my juicy weapons.
00:19:05.560 I have...
00:19:06.860 an Orcish Bow of Wisdom.
00:19:10.960 I'm going to favorite that,
00:19:12.520 because that's new, actually.
00:19:16.000 And...
00:19:17.060 let's take you, shall we? 1.00
00:19:21.640 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:19:22.480 That's the Dragrous Scourge. 1.00
00:19:23.600 Ah, fuck. 1.00
00:19:42.980 I'm going to utilize some... 1.00
00:19:45.300 Just because I said, like,
00:19:46.820 I can talk and interact
00:19:51.320 a bit more.
00:19:52.440 Then, um...
00:19:54.520 I found myself
00:19:55.600 in that situation
00:19:56.460 where I...
00:19:57.520 Ah, I really couldn't. 1.00
00:20:00.400 Ah, fuck. 1.00
00:20:03.200 Potion of Healing. 1.00
00:20:04.240 And now...
00:20:20.240 All right, come at me then, 0.99
00:20:30.960 you foul creatures of the warp. 1.00
00:20:32.940 Death and glory. 0.99
00:20:35.380 I want them to go into the trap there. 0.97
00:20:37.680 That's what I'm about right now.
00:20:41.480 Come on then.
00:20:43.880 Where are ye?
00:20:48.720 Perhaps they don't even want to come.
00:20:51.780 Perhaps they don't even lift. 1.00
00:20:55.660 Oh, holy fuck. 0.99
00:20:56.720 I don't want to fight that thing. 1.00
00:21:02.940 For the love of God,
00:21:11.940 come at me. 0.99
00:21:22.400 And I can actually... 1.00
00:21:24.480 out-shoot him. 1.00
00:21:25.620 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:21:25.680 Do you know who he looks like? 1.00
00:21:35.180 He looks like Grishna in the two towers, Lord of the Rings, when he stood like that.
00:21:47.180 All right then, come at me now. 0.98
00:21:55.680 There we are, and execute you, yes. 1.00
00:22:03.680 Execution, yes. Sweden, yes. 1.00
00:22:08.180 I elaborated a bit on the Sweden yes jokes on one of my Rome let's plays actually.
00:22:18.680 And Sweden, yes, for those of you who are unaware is where you make fun of all the shenanigans that Swedish politicians are up to. 0.74
00:22:27.680 So, you know, crazy feminists and, you know, general leftists and stuff like that. 1.00
00:22:33.180 So, it's all good fun, like I... 0.93
00:22:37.180 Look at that, Unlock Chest Master.
00:22:40.180 Right, I'm gonna save, and then we will all admire...
00:22:45.180 Ah, he was dead already.
00:22:48.180 I'm gonna give it one go, this master.
00:22:55.180 But first, let me take a sip of milk.
00:23:02.180 And I've said it in the past, I say it again. 1.00
00:23:05.180 Fuck. 1.00
00:23:07.180 Milk is glorious. 1.00
00:23:11.180 I know Arnold said milk was for babies.
00:23:18.180 I think that's blasphemy.
00:23:20.180 I think milk is the best thang you can drink while you're trying to gain weight.
00:23:26.180 So, if you're trying to build muscle, gain weight, just become massive, drink a lot of milk, it's easy calories.
00:23:33.180 Ancient Nord helmet.
00:23:42.180 I actually don't have a helmet, because I want you to admire the hair.
00:23:47.180 So that I also look more like the character.
00:23:55.180 No!
00:23:58.180 I need an ancient.
00:24:00.180 Do you have an ancient here somewhere?
00:24:03.180 No!
00:24:09.180 A ruined book.
00:24:12.180 Deathbell.
00:24:14.180 Okay, I'll keep that in mind.
00:24:16.180 So if I see an ancient pickaxe, I will utilize it immediately.
00:24:21.180 We have some gains.
00:24:26.180 A boar tusk.
00:24:27.180 And we established that those alchemy things were high in protein.
00:24:36.180 So now we know. 1.00
00:24:38.180 Fuck. 1.00
00:24:40.180 Holy god order. 1.00
00:24:45.180 That was like a frankening moment for me.
00:24:50.180 Bleh.
00:24:51.180 Let me regain my composure by adjusting my lats. 0.97
00:24:59.740 Sickening.
00:25:02.140 Alright then, open iron door. 0.99
00:25:10.300 I'm not really the sneaky type, but eh...
00:25:20.140 Draugr Deathlord. 0.79
00:25:23.060 I don't want to fight you.
00:25:26.580 I want to be your friend.
00:25:32.660 Oh! 0.60
00:25:33.660 That dodge though. 1.00
00:25:38.660 Fuck. 1.00
00:25:41.660 Disharmed. 1.00
00:25:46.660 I'm gonna try to make him stand in there.
00:26:01.580 Ah, monstrously done, Marcus.
00:26:03.580 How quaint.
00:26:05.580 And yeah, as I said, I have indeed learned to block a bit more now, so I just don't run
00:26:19.100 in and die. 1.00
00:26:20.500 Okay, I'm gonna fucking fight that bastard. 1.00
00:26:25.420 Come at me. 1.00
00:26:27.900 How dare you stand against me. 1.00
00:26:39.140 You are but a dog, and I'm your master. 0.99
00:26:50.580 Potion time. 1.00
00:26:57.580 Fuck. 1.00
00:26:59.580 They have disarmed me. 1.00
00:27:04.580 I'm actually gonna see if we have some stamina potions as well.
00:27:13.020 That could be highly beneficial to our gains.
00:27:20.020 Ah, there we are.
00:27:25.260 Sickening. 0.99
00:27:26.260 What a sick physique. 0.98
00:27:31.940 Hello Draugr. 0.93
00:27:32.940 I'm gonna be first in this shouting duel. 0.95
00:27:35.380 Look at this now.
00:27:39.500 A Draugr Deathlord. 0.68
00:27:41.620 How dare you! 0.99
00:27:46.780 I tried to block there, but... 0.99
00:27:55.260 Sickening.
00:27:57.460 That's exactly how it goes.
00:27:59.460 Orcish bow.
00:28:00.460 We already have an orcish bow.
00:28:02.460 Uh...
00:28:03.460 Oh, look at that.
00:28:05.460 We can...
00:28:06.460 Enchant something.
00:28:08.460 How, um...
00:28:09.460 How nice. 1.00
00:28:11.460 Fuck. 1.00
00:28:16.460 I'm not gonna be too... 1.00
00:28:20.460 Yeah, we'll be at least a bit careful with spending lockpicks.
00:28:32.460 But no way, it went well either way.
00:28:35.460 So, we have a steel greatsword that we're gonna use because I have actually leveled at
00:28:43.460 least one thing in the sword itself.
00:28:49.460 And as you can bear witness to, even though I utilized some potions, I still don't die
00:28:59.460 as much as I did during my last let's plays when I was horribly bad.
00:29:10.460 Ice spike.
00:29:12.460 Okay, let's read it, true friends.
00:29:16.460 Ice spike.
00:29:17.460 Okay.
00:29:18.460 It'll be interesting to see what significance that has to our...
00:29:31.460 Perhaps I should actually equip it right now.
00:29:43.460 Okay.
00:29:44.460 Aha.
00:29:45.460 Okay.
00:29:46.460 I'm gonna...
00:29:48.460 Re...
00:29:49.460 Recharge some.
00:29:50.460 I think this might be the case then.
00:29:55.460 Nope.
00:29:56.460 Nope.
00:29:58.460 Ooh.
00:29:59.460 Aha, okay, gonna just re-recharge some, I think this might be the case then, no? 0.99
00:30:25.300 Aha, aha, let us search for clues then, what the fuck, that was some trap right there, no, 0.95
00:30:47.740 we only got a poverty chest here, we need to, ah, so frustrating this is, ah, there we are, 0.97
00:31:14.740 sickening, a real poverty loot though, alright, so, that was not the way to go, it is in here, 0.87
00:31:30.740 alright, to open that, it was actually just a fucking chain, and I stood there throwing 0.99
00:31:53.400 fans at it, how silly of me, ooh, fuck, fuck, look at that, we have some, some severe loot 0.99
00:32:07.440 here, true friends, didn't really mean to do that, sorry, ah, open it, there we are, alright, 1.00
00:32:24.440 cool, look at this glorious weapon of madness, then, then, oh, weapons I mean, dwarven greatsword,
00:32:33.440 that is highly, highly juicy, and let's consult the map, ah, a little side passage, you can
00:32:52.440 see the, the trail is going somewhere, okay, cool, look at that, that is exactly why I love
00:33:04.440 Skyrim so much, because there is so many, like, just awesome places like this, that's why I
00:33:10.440 want to return to Skyrim, to just hang out with you, all of it, and, um, and stuff like that,
00:33:23.440 so, there has been a battle, here, ah, here it is, Bloodskull Blade, foie,
00:33:39.440 okay, let's read the journal, shall we, Gracian's journal, received a letter from the East Empire
00:33:53.780 Company today, they say that some of the miners broke through the wall in a shaft, tree of
00:34:00.480 raven rock mine, and found some ruins, I'm gonna cut to the end here, true friends,
00:34:09.440 okay, at the sides, we'll have to keep that in mind, when swinging the weapon, I'm noticing
00:34:27.200 a ribbon of mystical energy emanating from it, I think by swinging the sword in different
00:34:32.860 directions, it is possible to manipulate this ribbon and solve whatever puzzle the door presents,
00:34:37.620 I hope to get well enough to put this to the test soon, each swing is a huge effort,
00:34:44.620 dun dun dun dun dun dun, may archive guide me to my final rest, cool, with a sick physique,
00:34:56.620 okay, let's utilize the sword of glory here, alright, true friends, I manage after quite some time,
00:35:18.620 I utilize the little edit to solve this little puzzle, oh look at that, and you have to utilize
00:35:29.620 the blade to hit either vertically, or from the top and down, like this, so, done here, cunt of a puzzle, 0.54
00:35:47.620 no, but that's also one of the things I love with Skyrim, that it's just, it's not only, you know,
00:35:54.620 hack and slash, it is some, uh, some thinking to do as well.
00:36:00.620 And we have, find ourselves in some, um, juicy traps, again, this, uh, was a heavily trapped, uh, place, and, uh, here we see the, the juicy character, he is looking juicy.
00:36:07.620 Alright, nice, this, uh, well, now let's go, we'll go, go, go, go, go, go, go to the top of the bottom,
00:36:14.620 go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, rock and go.
00:36:16.620 And we have, find ourselves in some, um, juicy traps, again, this, uh, was a heavily trapped, uh, place.
00:36:24.620 And, uh, here we see the, the juicy character, he is looking, uh, juicy... 0.92
00:36:29.620 Alright, so I assume that there is some sort of fucking juicy alpha pale orc somewhere 1.00
00:36:45.520 here. 0.99
00:36:46.520 So I'm gonna be, I thought to be careful, but fuck that, let's swing for the fences instead. 1.00
00:36:56.380 Oh fuck, hello, hello, it's me again. 0.99
00:37:15.020 Okay let's see if we have some stamina fangs, eh, potion of stamina, water walking. 0.99
00:37:24.380 Cool, let's utilize that then.
00:37:31.380 Water walking of the gods.
00:37:34.380 Let's go.
00:37:37.380 Let's go.
00:37:41.380 Let's go.
00:37:42.380 Let's go.
00:37:43.380 Let's go.
00:37:44.380 Let's go.
00:37:45.380 Let's go.
00:37:46.380 Let's go.
00:37:48.380 Let's go.
00:37:53.380 Oh, my God.
00:38:23.380 Okay, as you saw, I won that little battle, oh, look at that, courtesy of my little potion stack there, but then again, I didn't really stand much chance otherwise, and we have gained a shout, true friends, how sickening strength dragon aspect.
00:38:53.380 Thank you very much for that.
00:38:56.380 Right, so, we'll escape this horrid place also, and see if we can return to the guy.
00:39:10.380 Okay, I am not sure if I really wanted to do that.
00:39:26.380 Oh, my God.
00:39:28.380 Alright, it's too late to change my mind now.
00:39:32.380 Oh, yes.
00:39:36.380 Oh, yes.
00:39:37.380 Oh, Jesus.
00:39:38.380 So, another seeker after knowledge enters my will.
00:39:47.380 I am Hameos Mora.
00:39:50.380 Hameos Mora.
00:39:51.380 Hameos Mora.
00:39:52.380 Prince of fate and lord of sacred.
00:39:57.380 This is a highly disturbing place.
00:40:05.380 How dare you talk to me like that.
00:40:18.380 I can't continue fighting.
00:40:20.380 Okay, I will open that book at a later moment.
00:40:25.380 Start it.
00:40:26.380 The black book.
00:40:27.380 Nice.
00:40:28.380 Nice.
00:40:29.380 Okay, käros. 0.99
00:40:30.380 That could be a cool thing to do in the next episode, actually.
00:40:42.380 It could, in all actuality, be a cool thing.
00:40:49.380 Now that I have it, I'm just gonna finish this little quest.
00:40:55.380 So we get a nice first glorious episode.
00:41:00.380 So I'm just gonna talk to the guy and see what the crack is.
00:41:05.380 And then after that, oh, true friends.
00:41:10.380 Then, we have successfully gained a glorious blade.
00:41:16.380 Actually, two blades we have gained.
00:41:18.380 This and the dwarven one.
00:41:21.380 You picked a bad time to get lost.
00:41:23.380 Oh, really?
00:41:24.380 Did I really?
00:41:25.380 Now ain't this a surprise.
00:41:27.380 Reaver Lord.
00:41:28.380 Ah, bone mold.
00:41:29.380 That's really cool.
00:41:30.380 I don't utilize heavy armor, though.
00:41:48.380 Otherwise, that would've been a cool thing to do.
00:41:52.380 To go about my business.
00:41:55.380 But now, it's all light armor, so leather and flanks.
00:42:10.420 Ah, sickening. 0.96
00:42:16.560 Sickening. 0.72
00:42:18.600 Open Solstheim.
00:42:20.020 Okay, cool.
00:42:21.040 We have escaped this place.
00:42:25.380 And the...
00:42:29.380 We ended up in a...
00:42:35.380 Aha! We're not done here at all.
00:42:39.360 We've just escaped, true friends.
00:42:48.180 Boom! 0.99
00:42:50.800 Sickening.
00:42:56.380 Hello, hello!
00:43:01.860 That's just how it goes.
00:43:03.520 Bone mold.
00:43:04.500 That's...
00:43:05.300 Yeah, that's...
00:43:06.380 Unfortunate.
00:43:09.840 To say the least, that I can't really wear bone mold armor.
00:43:13.880 Oh, we got a Nurn wrote down there as well.
00:43:17.380 Hello, chest.
00:43:18.340 How are we today?
00:43:31.980 Oh! 0.60
00:43:34.600 Nice.
00:43:36.620 Oh, look at that.
00:43:37.520 Some more gains.
00:43:38.440 And the Nurn wrote is mine.
00:43:48.440 I cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby.
00:43:52.240 Do I have any more enemies here?
00:43:53.380 Where are you?
00:44:01.620 Oh, well.
00:44:05.060 Do you know what, true friends?
00:44:06.360 Do you know...
00:44:07.380 Actually...
00:44:08.560 What?
00:44:09.780 This will have to conclude this glorious episode.
00:44:12.260 As always, feel very, very welcome to come with any type of comment, criticism.
00:44:20.240 Just let me know your thoughts so I can continue to get better at doing Let's Plays.
00:44:28.260 And who am I?
00:44:30.400 There's a secret I'll never tell.
00:44:32.160 XXO.
00:44:32.980 Boom! 0.99
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