The Golden One - November 30, 2014


Nord of Skyrim Chapter 2

Topics
snow resistance black book
Hosted by
Marcus Follin
Mentioned
Freya Mirak Teddy Draugr Deathlord Modeless Darkblade English Spiegel Games Workshop Theon Greyjoy Ramsey Snow Fair Maiden Dragonborn Allmaker Markus Molly Gnoll Wayne Gaul Cunt
Nord of Skyrim Chapter 1 A Healthy Mind in a Healthy Body (Thoughts on Non-Lifters)

Episode Stats


Length

39 minutes

Words per minute

93.08

Word count

3,678

Sentence count

752

Harmful content

Misogyny

26

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Toxicity

117

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Hate speech

25

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Summary

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In this episode, we find ourselves at the Holy Temple of Mirak, and we meet a new friend, a lovely fair maiden named Bre. We also find out that the snow has finally arrived in Solstheim, and I can't wait for it to snow!

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 What by day was stolen.
00:00:07.200 Greetings, students, and welcome back to glorious Solstheim, and we have reached the Holy Temple of Mirak.
00:00:14.760 Now, I didn't jump into the main quest directly in the first episode, which was also the last episode,
00:00:22.760 but I ventured into a holy cave or mine of wisdom and acquired this fine blade that we see before us right now.
00:00:33.760 Now, that's Ramsay Snow, by the way, in the scene where he forces Theon Greyjoy to shave him when he taunts him,
00:00:45.760 and I think that's a fun scene.
00:00:47.760 Look at this. Fwaa, fucking the golden one. Look at that hair. Look, true friends, do, do look at the hair right now. 1.00
00:00:58.760 Fwaa. Myrin. Fwaa, you're quite shredded, actually. That's a quite good physique.
00:01:10.760 Alright, let's head on down. Hello, hello.
00:01:14.760 We must leave this place.
00:01:16.760 You don't need to leave it.
00:01:18.760 Hello, gorgeous. Talk to me.
00:01:20.760 What brings you to this place?
00:01:22.760 I'm looking for fair maidens to enthrall with my superior charms. 1.00
00:01:27.760 I am here to either save my people or avenge them. 0.53
00:01:32.760 Save them from what, exactly?
00:01:34.760 I am unsure. Something has taken control of most of the people in Solstheim.
00:01:38.760 You're welcome.
00:01:39.760 It makes them forget themselves, and work on these horrible creations that corrupt the stones, the very land itself. 0.78
00:01:47.760 Sickening.
00:01:48.760 My father, Storm, our shaman, says Mirak has returned to Solstheim. 1.00
00:01:53.760 Mirak the sick cunt. 0.98
00:01:55.760 It was actually Teddy's idea to have subtitles. 1.00
00:02:01.760 Greetings.
00:02:02.760 Then you and I both have reason to see what lies beneath us.
00:02:08.760 Indeed we do, fair maiden.
00:02:10.760 Let us go. There is nothing more I can do here.
00:02:12.760 The tree stone and my friends are beyond my help for now.
00:02:16.760 We need to find a way into the temple below.
00:02:19.760 Alright, let's do it, Bre.
00:02:25.760 Tell me about your people, the skull. That can be interesting.
00:02:31.760 Okay, so you're kind of...
00:02:33.760 And wild and nords.
00:02:35.760 The all-maker, the all-father.
00:02:40.760 I can respect that, to live in accord with nature like that.
00:02:46.760 What?
00:02:47.760 Is it a... Is it a battle gun? No?
00:02:50.760 Okay.
00:02:51.760 Someone there.
00:02:52.760 Hello.
00:02:55.760 Didn't see that coming.
00:03:00.760 And next time I level, I will choose some more stamina.
00:03:10.760 That's what I need, so I can block and perform heavy attacks.
00:03:16.760 Sickening.
00:03:17.760 And isn't it wonderful with the snow? 0.99
00:03:19.760 I fucking love it. 0.97
00:03:20.760 I can't wait for the snow to come here in Sweden. 0.97
00:03:22.760 Because the case now, in...
00:03:26.760 Yeah, early December, is that...
00:03:28.760 It's...
00:03:29.760 It's only dark, like...
00:03:30.760 But when the snow comes, yeah, it gets a bit colder. 0.98
00:03:32.760 But what the fuck, I have 50% cold resistance myself as a Nord. 0.98
00:03:38.760 Teddy has 100% cold resistance because he's a teddy bear. 0.99
00:03:42.760 So you can't really feel cold.
00:03:44.760 And snow actually lights everything up.
00:03:46.760 Which, uh...
00:03:48.760 Which then, um...
00:03:50.760 It's nice.
00:03:51.760 And then it's more immersive to just roll around here in Sweden. 1.00
00:03:54.760 You know, go to the fucking gym. 0.99
00:03:56.760 And it's snow outside. 1.00
00:03:57.760 And then you go back here to make, uh...
00:03:59.760 A true friend, let's play of glory.
00:04:02.760 And then it's snow here as well.
00:04:07.760 Sickening.
00:04:08.760 Hello, girl.
00:04:09.760 You are just gorgeous.
00:04:11.760 Not as gorgeous as I am, though.
00:04:15.760 Look how juicy I am with my sword.
00:04:21.760 And, uh...
00:04:22.760 Yeah, somebody asked me about the mods.
00:04:24.760 I could probably link...
00:04:27.760 A screenshot or something of my, um...
00:04:30.760 You know...
00:04:31.760 Uh...
00:04:32.760 Load-up screen.
00:04:34.760 And I will probably forget this because I always, in videos, say like,
00:04:37.760 Oh, I'm gonna link this and that.
00:04:40.760 And then I forget everything.
00:04:42.760 But, uh...
00:04:43.760 I'll try to remember that, at least.
00:04:46.760 Another thing that is also...
00:04:52.760 Important enough, I suppose, is that I have found a song 0.97
00:04:56.760 That is so fucking good. 0.97
00:04:58.760 I can't pronounce them, but... 0.98
00:05:01.760 Something like that.
00:05:02.760 It's an Austrian band or Swiss band.
00:05:05.760 Something like that.
00:05:06.760 Uh...
00:05:08.760 With a Celtic kind of twist to it.
00:05:10.760 So they sing about the Gaul and, um...
00:05:14.760 Those...
00:05:15.760 Those kind of things.
00:05:16.760 So it's really nice.
00:05:17.760 Uh...
00:05:18.760 The song is a thousandfold.
00:05:19.760 I...
00:05:20.760 That I must link below.
00:05:21.760 I must do it.
00:05:22.760 And I will make a training video...
00:05:25.760 With the song.
00:05:26.760 Because that's...
00:05:27.760 It's, uh...
00:05:28.760 Oh, hello.
00:05:29.760 I'm just gonna double-check so I actually have, uh...
00:05:34.760 Unrelenting force.
00:05:36.760 Hello, mates.
00:05:37.760 What?
00:05:38.760 How dare you block me like that?
00:05:42.760 I thought it was a good way to end, actually, fair maiden. 1.00
00:05:55.760 I don't know about you.
00:05:56.760 But, I...
00:06:01.760 Fire rune.
00:06:04.760 That is, uh...
00:06:05.760 That's cool!
00:06:06.760 You must be careful in these rules.
00:06:08.760 Traps can be anywhere.
00:06:09.760 And there will likely be many.
00:06:12.760 Mirak was trying to take power here.
00:06:14.760 And protect himself in the process.
00:06:16.760 No sex. 0.72
00:06:22.760 Mirak.
00:06:23.760 Mirak, where are you?
00:06:24.760 I'm gonna...
00:06:25.760 I'm gonna have a good talk with you, Mirak.
00:06:28.760 There...
00:06:29.760 There's a trap.
00:06:30.760 I...
00:06:31.760 I saw it.
00:06:32.760 Oh! 1.00
00:06:33.760 Fuck! 1.00
00:06:37.760 No! 1.00
00:06:38.760 I have died.
00:06:39.760 True friends.
00:06:40.760 I saw one trap.
00:06:41.760 But, uh...
00:06:42.760 Got owned by the other. 0.54
00:06:43.760 We should not delay.
00:06:46.760 Oh! 0.60
00:06:47.760 Um... 0.96
00:06:48.760 How silly... 0.91
00:06:49.760 Of me. 0.96
00:06:50.760 I...
00:06:51.760 I didn't save at all.
00:06:52.760 But, uh...
00:06:53.760 Okay, cool.
00:06:55.760 Then, uh...
00:06:56.760 It was nothing real of value.
00:06:57.760 So I'm just gonna head down... 1.00
00:07:00.760 And kill these, um... 1.00
00:07:02.760 These cultists. 1.00
00:07:03.760 And then I will...
00:07:07.760 Ah!
00:07:08.760 There we are.
00:07:09.760 Hello!
00:07:10.760 Hello!
00:07:12.760 How dare you! 0.99
00:07:13.760 How dare you! 0.99
00:07:25.760 I, um...
00:07:27.760 Will have to be careful.
00:07:28.760 You win!
00:07:30.760 Ah!
00:07:31.760 Thank you, Fair Maiden.
00:07:32.760 Um...
00:07:37.760 And, um...
00:07:39.760 I'd say I'm better at fighting somebody else with, um...
00:07:46.760 With sword and stuff.
00:07:47.760 So I can utilize my blocks.
00:07:49.760 Because when a ranged attack I can't really do anything.
00:07:52.760 Kind of the same thing if I play roam and have, um...
00:07:55.760 Um...
00:08:00.760 And have pike units with my proud sons of Makedon. 0.98
00:08:03.760 And then they have...
00:08:05.760 Uh...
00:08:06.760 Archers and stuff.
00:08:07.760 And, uh...
00:08:08.760 They shoot me and I can't do anything! 1.00
00:08:10.760 Fuck! 1.00
00:08:12.760 Fuck! 1.00
00:08:14.760 Ah, this is nice. 1.00
00:08:15.760 Uh...
00:08:16.760 Amino acids.
00:08:17.760 I like that.
00:08:19.760 I do...
00:08:20.760 I do like...
00:08:21.760 It's true friends.
00:08:22.760 I can confirm.
00:08:23.760 I...
00:08:24.760 I do.
00:08:29.760 Draugr Deathlord! 0.78
00:08:30.760 How dare you! 0.99
00:08:35.760 Hello?
00:08:36.760 Uh...
00:08:47.760 Hmm...
00:08:48.760 Hmm...
00:08:50.760 Wasn't good at all.
00:08:51.760 I died two times in this episode!
00:08:55.760 Uh...
00:08:57.760 Um...
00:08:59.760 Right, we, we got some company by some cultists.
00:09:03.760 Um...
00:09:04.760 Okay, utilize little edit until I came to this place again.
00:09:11.760 Hello!
00:09:12.760 Oh, I'm sorry, fair maiden. 1.00
00:09:15.760 Wasn't my meaning.
00:09:17.760 Boom.
00:09:19.760 There we are, Draugr Deathlord.
00:09:23.760 They disrupted my train of thought and made me die.
00:09:28.760 Oh, we have one more enemy.
00:09:31.760 Where are you? Where are you? Come to me. I just want to talk to you.
00:09:40.760 That was my Irish girl impression.
00:09:45.760 I must actually say that my fair maiden might have the... 0.99
00:09:55.760 have the nicest voice and dialect there ever was.
00:10:06.760 I can confirm this to be true, actually. 0.99
00:10:09.760 Alright, no more traps and no more deaths at the hands of fucking cultists and stuff. 0.95
00:10:20.760 And also, by the way, always, true friends, if you're a native English Spiegel, always feel free to criticize my English in a constructive way. 0.96
00:10:33.760 So now, for example, I know that I'm supposed to pronounce the J's more hard, like DG.
00:10:41.760 Like, this is not a joke instead of joke.
00:10:45.760 Because joke becomes like, you know, a joke you put on.
00:10:48.760 So yeah, feel free.
00:10:52.760 Where did you come from?
00:10:54.760 You came from the grave. Don't you run from me, you bastard. 1.00
00:10:57.760 Come back here. Come back here. 1.00
00:11:03.760 So yeah, do it. Do it.
00:11:08.760 Why did a Draugr run from me is my question. 1.00
00:11:11.760 They're undead. They should be unbreakable.
00:11:14.760 Undead are always unbreakable, in Warhammer at least.
00:11:17.760 That much I know.
00:11:19.760 What's that?
00:11:20.760 I'm a bit of a...
00:11:23.760 Connoisseur in...
00:11:28.760 When it comes to fantasy.
00:11:30.760 So I...
00:11:32.760 I tend to know these things.
00:11:39.760 And also, speaking of Warhammer,
00:11:41.760 The End Times has...
00:11:46.760 Has been...
00:11:47.760 And I'm really excited for that.
00:11:48.760 That they dare to advance...
00:11:50.760 Like Games Workshop,
00:11:51.760 That they dare to advance the storyline a bit. 0.98
00:11:54.760 If you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, 0.99
00:11:57.760 It is... 0.98
00:11:59.760 It's the Warhammer...
00:12:01.760 World or universe.
00:12:02.760 Like the same as...
00:12:04.760 As Modeless Darkblade,
00:12:05.760 That I...
00:12:06.760 That I always go on about.
00:12:09.760 If you haven't read that book, by the way...
00:12:10.760 Molly's Darkblade.
00:12:14.760 One of the best books,
00:12:15.760 If not the best book,
00:12:16.760 I have read.
00:12:17.760 And I've read...
00:12:19.760 Quite a few books in my days,
00:12:21.760 If I may be so bold.
00:12:23.760 Hello, hello!
00:12:25.760 How dare you! 0.99
00:12:28.760 I thank you for your protection,
00:12:30.760 Allmaker.
00:12:32.760 Oh, I thought she was talking to me.
00:12:34.760 Like...
00:12:35.760 That I protected her.
00:12:36.760 But fine.
00:12:37.760 It's cool, fairmaiden.
00:12:38.760 You don't have to thank me. 0.98
00:12:39.760 Cunt. 1.00
00:12:41.760 No. 1.00
00:12:42.760 Okay, don't run... 1.00
00:12:46.760 Fuck! 1.00
00:12:53.760 Almost did it again. 1.00
00:12:55.760 I am so... 0.92
00:12:56.760 I'm so silly. 0.98
00:12:57.760 How dare you! 1.00
00:12:58.760 How dare you! 0.99
00:13:06.760 Gonna see if we have some...
00:13:07.760 Something to aid us in this fight.
00:13:13.760 No...
00:13:14.760 No, not really.
00:13:18.760 Okay, cool.
00:13:19.760 Yes.
00:13:21.760 Execution, yes.
00:13:22.760 Yes.
00:13:25.760 I'm gonna start a new thing.
00:13:28.760 Whoa! 0.71
00:13:29.760 Sorry.
00:13:30.760 Sorry!
00:13:31.760 Sorry, fairmaiden.
00:13:33.760 Instead of saying Sweden, yes.
00:13:35.760 That's...
00:13:36.760 Sweden, yes, is a bad thing. 0.98
00:13:38.760 I'm gonna say...
00:13:39.760 What was it?
00:13:41.760 Murkwood, yes.
00:13:42.760 Murkwood, yes.
00:13:43.760 If it's a good thing.
00:13:44.760 Because Murkwood is obviously the...
00:13:47.760 The...
00:13:48.760 Wood Elven realm in...
00:13:51.760 In Middle-earth.
00:13:55.760 So...
00:13:56.760 Execution.
00:13:57.760 Murkwood, yes.
00:13:59.760 That's my new thang that I'm gonna start to say.
00:14:01.760 To...
00:14:02.760 To emphasize that I'm actually a juicy elf.
00:14:10.760 And...
00:14:11.760 But that does not mean that I'm a wood elf.
00:14:14.760 True friends.
00:14:15.760 It does indeed not.
00:14:16.760 I might be a wood elf.
00:14:19.760 One never knows with me.
00:14:23.760 Okay, so I almost owned myself severely there by...
00:14:28.760 Valiantly running into a trap.
00:14:33.760 It's a trap!
00:14:41.760 So it ends, fairmaiden.
00:14:42.760 So it ends indeed.
00:14:44.760 Oh! 0.60
00:14:45.760 We just came from there. 0.98
00:14:47.760 How silly. 0.92
00:14:48.760 I'm gonna consult the map. 0.93
00:14:49.760 Because I haven't consulted the map yet in this...
00:14:53.760 This particular game.
00:14:58.760 Oh lord.
00:15:01.760 I don't know if my fairmaiden will even survive this.
00:15:12.760 Ah! 1.00
00:15:13.760 Fuck! 1.00
00:15:28.760 Alright, so we can stand upon these things. 1.00
00:15:38.760 And not one step further.
00:15:47.760 I don't think the fairmaiden will be able to deal with this at all. 0.93
00:15:51.760 Oh.
00:15:58.760 Oh.
00:16:00.760 I didn't want to lock you out there.
00:16:02.760 I still need your companionship.
00:16:08.760 Ah!
00:16:09.760 A holy door of wisdom.
00:16:12.760 Hey, what up?
00:16:14.760 Hey, what up?
00:16:15.760 He only fell out dead already. 0.99
00:16:28.760 How silly of him. 0.99
00:16:30.760 That was the silliest thing ever. 0.99
00:16:36.760 Okay, cool. 0.84
00:16:38.760 Too cool for school.
00:16:40.760 Uh...
00:16:45.760 No.
00:16:47.760 That's just childish to say.
00:16:55.760 Hello, mate.
00:16:56.760 Do you want to box with me?
00:16:58.760 Do you want to fight me?
00:17:06.760 Okay, that's fine.
00:17:10.760 No.
00:17:19.760 Come on, Freya. 1.00
00:17:20.760 Move. 1.00
00:17:21.760 Fucking... 1.00
00:17:22.760 She almost caught me there. 1.00
00:17:26.760 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:17:28.760 Okay. 1.00
00:17:29.760 Potion time!
00:17:30.760 I won't win.
00:17:39.760 Oh, won't I?
00:17:40.760 I think I will win.
00:17:43.760 But we're not done.
00:17:45.760 Yeah, I got a bit mad at the fairmaiden because she trapped me there. 0.99
00:17:51.760 But it's fine. 0.99
00:17:53.760 Women can be silly sometimes. 1.00
00:17:54.760 That's just the way it is. 1.00
00:17:56.760 Yeah. 1.00
00:17:59.760 Now you die! 1.00
00:18:01.760 You insolent doof. 1.00
00:18:06.760 Ah, nice. 0.95
00:18:08.760 Now I actually have a bow.
00:18:10.760 I'm gonna equip it immediately, true friends.
00:18:16.760 Because I lost my other one.
00:18:19.760 I'm gonna put you on tree. 0.76
00:18:22.760 And...
00:18:24.760 Yeah.
00:18:26.760 That sounds like a cool thing to do.
00:18:29.760 I can confirm this to be true.
00:18:32.760 Temple of Mirak Sanctum.
00:18:35.760 And I'm level 11.
00:18:40.760 I think that's a good level to be.
00:18:45.760 Not really, because I have a lot of things to level.
00:18:56.760 Mirak found out what it means to be...
00:19:00.760 That was a sub-optimally timed shout, I'm not saying.
00:19:16.760 You don't need to be sorry.
00:19:17.760 You don't need to say you're sorry all the time. 1.00
00:19:19.760 These are fucking skeletons. 1.00
00:19:20.760 They're supposed to die. 1.00
00:19:21.760 I'm being a bit of a cunt to let her take the heat. 1.00
00:19:31.760 And then just... 0.99
00:19:33.760 Oh, perfectly timed the block there, Markus.
00:19:37.760 I think we all can agree to...
00:19:42.760 Love it.
00:19:44.760 That is fun.
00:19:46.760 Still absolutely love those sequences.
00:19:51.760 Even though I've played Skyrim very much.
00:19:56.760 Okay, Freya, don't step on that. 0.89
00:19:59.760 Oh, you stepped on it. 0.99
00:20:01.760 As I said, she's so silly sometimes. 0.99
00:20:08.760 What did you do now? 0.99
00:20:11.760 What do you do, fair maiden? 1.00
00:20:12.760 I can't even understand what you're doing.
00:20:15.760 Ooh! 0.96
00:20:17.760 I'm sorry.
00:20:19.760 I'm sorry.
00:20:21.760 Teddy, are you sorry as well?
00:20:23.760 I am sorry as well, trishets. 1.00
00:20:26.760 Fuck, look at this treasure chest. 1.00
00:20:29.760 Chest, I mean. 1.00
00:20:33.760 Mage light, yes.
00:20:35.760 Battle axe, yes.
00:20:37.760 Mirkwood, yes.
00:20:39.760 Sweden, yes.
00:20:41.760 But...
00:20:44.760 It looked fancier than it were.
00:20:47.760 Because I wanted some cool armor or something.
00:20:50.760 Oh well.
00:20:52.760 Thanks nonetheless, fair maiden.
00:20:54.760 And I'm sorry for...
00:20:56.760 For being mean to you like that.
00:20:59.760 Um...
00:21:01.760 Now let's see here...
00:21:04.760 Let's see what the crack might be...
00:21:08.760 For...
00:21:17.760 Look at this temple.
00:21:19.760 This is highly testosteroneous.
00:21:20.760 Shut your... 1.00
00:21:27.760 Insolent mouth. 1.00
00:21:28.760 Who's there?
00:21:31.760 I am. 1.00
00:21:32.760 Oh fuck me. 0.99
00:21:34.760 Utilize a quick save, as is my custom. 1.00
00:21:38.760 I fucking hate magicians. 1.00
00:21:40.760 I... 1.00
00:21:52.760 Can confirm I do.
00:21:57.760 Because I can't really...
00:21:59.760 Get to them.
00:22:00.760 In any way.
00:22:03.760 Or can I?
00:22:11.760 I'm gonna...
00:22:15.760 Try to get a clear shot there. 1.00
00:22:23.760 Ah, the cheeky cunt is healing himself up. 1.00
00:22:26.760 How dare you! 1.00
00:22:29.760 I'm feeling really unmanly by the way.
00:22:32.760 To just stand there where my...
00:22:34.760 Um...
00:22:36.760 And let my fair maiden take the heat like that. 1.00
00:22:41.760 Oh, she... 1.00
00:22:42.760 She actually managed to, um... 0.93
00:22:45.760 To do it as well.
00:22:47.760 I equipped the wrong weapon.
00:22:50.760 This is supposed to be it.
00:22:56.760 Alrighty then, Freya.
00:22:58.760 Let us...
00:23:03.760 Continue.
00:23:05.760 And don't step on that now.
00:23:15.760 Uh...
00:23:17.760 Yeah, as I said...
00:23:19.760 I might start to utilize the bow more so I can actually...
00:23:23.760 So I don't have to die...
00:23:25.760 All the time against, um...
00:23:28.760 Or all the time, like, once, but, uh, but still...
00:23:30.760 Um...
00:23:31.760 I didn't really do much in this fight.
00:23:34.760 Unfortunately...
00:23:35.760 I did not.
00:23:37.760 I'm gonna take a sip of water.
00:23:41.760 It cannot be much farther now.
00:23:43.760 I feel it in my bottles.
00:23:49.760 Fwaa.
00:23:51.760 I had heard Mirak had turned against me. 0.98
00:23:55.760 Mirak the sick. 0.70
00:23:56.760 Armored, dragon aspect.
00:24:00.760 Cool.
00:24:01.760 Alright, now we got the...
00:24:02.760 Fight on our hands.
00:24:05.760 Or do we?
00:24:06.760 Yep.
00:24:17.760 The gatekeeper.
00:24:18.760 It's...
00:24:19.760 It's not something I want to... 1.00
00:24:21.760 Ah, fuck. 1.00
00:24:22.760 Fuck. 1.00
00:24:25.760 But we have, uh... 1.00
00:24:26.760 Our dwarven...
00:24:27.760 Sword at least.
00:24:29.760 Hello, gatekeeper. 0.99
00:24:35.760 Fuck, I didn't stagger him there. 0.99
00:24:43.760 And this is just perfect. 1.00
00:24:44.760 I can unload on him.
00:24:47.760 While she takes the heat.
00:24:52.760 Victorious again.
00:24:55.760 Victorious again.
00:24:58.760 Ebony sword.
00:24:59.760 I can, um...
00:25:00.760 I can take that for the lulz, but I'm gonna...
00:25:06.760 There's my blood skull...
00:25:09.760 Eh, weapon.
00:25:12.760 That I fought so valiantly for.
00:25:14.760 Uh...
00:25:15.760 Cool.
00:25:21.760 Uh...
00:25:22.760 Cool.
00:25:24.760 That's actually a, uh...
00:25:25.760 Rather neat...
00:25:26.760 Neat door.
00:25:27.760 I'd say.
00:25:32.760 Ah, look at that.
00:25:33.760 A feasting hall.
00:25:35.760 Perhaps they've...
00:25:37.760 eaten, uh...
00:25:38.760 Magic mushrooms...
00:25:39.760 In this hall.
00:25:40.760 Do you think they've done that, to your friends?
00:25:42.760 done that to true friends. I think there is actually a distinct possibility that
00:25:48.520 they have indulged in some delicious cooking. Yes, I can confirm that now
00:25:59.280 actually that they have...
00:26:04.920 I can confirm...
00:26:12.760 Sure thing. Hmm, I wish I found an enchanting table.
00:26:30.760 Sickening! Where did you go? Here? No? 0.97
00:26:42.760 Oh, it's a lot of ruined books. How unpleasant. I don't like ruined books.
00:27:04.760 I wonder if there is something here that tells the story of Mirak.
00:27:08.760 Perhaps an unruined book could be something. Ah, iron ingot. That's good, because then I can...
00:27:14.760 Nothing but ruined books.
00:27:16.760 ...level, perhaps...
00:27:18.760 ...in my smithing, so I can make some cool...
00:27:22.760 ...weapon.
00:27:24.760 ...weapon.
00:27:26.760 I did not recognize this statue. We passed by a few of them earlier, but...
00:27:30.760 ...they are becoming more frequent as we get further in. Hmm.
00:27:34.760 I do not like this place.
00:27:36.760 It almost looks as if these statues will come to life at any moment.
00:27:40.760 Perhaps they will. I will...
00:27:42.760 No, they didn't.
00:27:44.760 Even though...
00:27:46.760 ...I aggressively attack them with my...
00:27:48.760 ...with the might of my sword. 0.54
00:27:56.760 Oh. How quaint.
00:27:58.760 All right. True French. Let us see. Let us see.
00:28:16.760 I... I know full well that there will be some sort of trap or...
00:28:22.760 ...monster coming up, so I am...
00:28:26.760 ...being prepared for the worst. 0.98
00:28:28.760 The really fucking cool place, also, I must say. 0.98
00:28:33.760 Come on then, Freya. Where are you? 0.97
00:28:35.760 Oh, fair maiden. Don't be silly now. 0.99
00:28:38.760 Come with me. 0.99
00:28:43.760 Wow.
00:28:46.760 This...
00:28:47.760 ...true friends. This is glorious.
00:28:49.760 This is highly glorious.
00:28:51.760 Let's see if we can...
00:28:55.760 ...get a sneak attacker.
00:28:57.760 Admire this shot now.
00:28:58.760 Boom.
00:29:06.760 Almost got him.
00:29:15.760 Aha. Level in... sneak.
00:29:17.760 Yeah, I'm actually gonna...
00:29:27.760 ...get good at archery.
00:29:29.760 That's...
00:29:30.760 ...my plan.
00:29:34.760 So I...
00:29:35.760 ...stand a chance against...
00:29:38.760 ...people that don't want to directly...
00:29:40.760 ...engage in...
00:29:42.760 ...closed combat.
00:29:43.760 Now.
00:29:48.760 That's a Draugr... 1.00
00:29:49.760 ...white as well.
00:30:06.760 Oh.
00:30:07.760 ...glorious.
00:30:10.760 ...ancient, great Gnoll.
00:30:15.760 ...ancient...
00:30:16.760 ...great Gnoll...
00:30:18.760 ...no...
00:30:19.760 ...it's fine.
00:30:20.760 ...I am fine.
00:30:22.760 ...thank you very much.
00:30:27.760 ...did...
00:30:28.760 ...was there another one?
00:30:29.760 ...no? 1.00
00:30:30.760 Ah, drug death overlord, that is one henchguy right there, sorry Freya, ah fuck, I um, didn't 1.00
00:30:56.640 get in my block there at all. Alright, true friends, I utilized a little edit there. In all 0.98
00:31:15.520 actuality, I did, I had some technical difficulties, but it is all good. I didn't really get any
00:31:24.960 cool loot that I wanted. But it's all good man, it's all it is, it's good. Ah, cool, sickening,
00:31:37.960 we've found something here. Ah, it's the realm of madness again. Yes, read the black book. 0.99
00:31:51.960 And now, prepare yourself, true friend, because we're going to the land of madness again, and
00:32:00.960 this is a bit scary, but... The time comes soon, Wayne. What? Who are you to dare set foot here? How
00:32:16.960 dare you speak to me like that? You are Dragonborn. I can feel it. And yet, you have done 0.80
00:32:28.960 little, beyond killing a few dragons. You have no idea of the true power a Dragonborn can wield.
00:32:41.960 This realm is beyond. You have no power here. And it is only a matter of time, before Sol's time is also mine. I already control the minds of its people. Soon, they will finish building my temple, and I can return home. You will never...
00:33:05.960 never turn home, because I will slay you. You insolent barbarian. How dare he. Those monsters are fucking grotesque. I find them repulsive. One can say that they're sickening, but not in a good way. Okay, enough of this. He hurts us. 1.00
00:33:29.960 He hurts us. Alright, the black book. True friends. I will venture into those lands, and then wreak fucking chaos and mayhem. What happened to you? You read the book, and then it seemed as though you were not really here. I could see you, but also see through you.
00:33:50.960 Sickening. Sickening. I'm not really sure. I saw Mirak on a Dragon. Where? Where is he? Can we reach him? Can we kill him? 0.99
00:33:59.960 This is a dangerous thing, then. A dangerous burn. We should return to my village, and show this to my father. 1.00
00:34:07.960 Perhaps Storm can make sense of what is going on. Oh shit. It's getting serious now. She's going to introduce us to her father. So we'll have to be on our best behavior. In all actuality. We need to be that. 0.99
00:34:28.960 Dun dun dun dun. Open Solstheim. And then we have done a glorious episode right here, I suppose. Because, and then the next episode would be a good starting point. Ah, freedom!
00:34:53.960 Look at his glorious, almost Skyrim. You see that green light? That comes from the windstorm. Where my people work against their will. They must be freed soon. Ah. We must free them for the glory of the Allfather.
00:35:12.960 Okay, you know what. You know what, true friends. Let's, um... Let us actually do...
00:35:30.960 The village is just ahead. Storm has used his magic to raise a barrier around it. Protecting the few of us left. That the barrier is still there is a good sign.
00:35:42.960 I can confirm this is a good sign.
00:35:46.960 I'm just looking for a good ending to this episode. I can't really end it right here when we're running around.
00:35:59.960 Ah, Skarl village. Cool magic right there.
00:36:06.960 Where are you going, fair maiden? 1.00
00:36:18.960 Hello, hello.
00:36:20.960 Father, I have returned. There is yet hope.
00:36:23.960 Freya, what news do you bring? Is there a way to free our people?
00:36:29.960 Yes. No, but I have brought someone who has seen things.
00:36:33.960 Aye, the golden one. He has confirmed that Mirak is indeed behind the suffering of our people. 1.00
00:36:39.960 I feared that it would be so.
00:36:42.960 But how is that possible? After all this time?
00:36:46.960 I feared there is too much we do not yet know.
00:36:50.960 Please, tell Storm what has happened.
00:36:54.960 So you have seen things, yes?
00:36:58.960 I've seen a lot of flags, true friend. I have.
00:37:02.960 The legends speak of that place.
00:37:04.960 I saw some grotesque monsters shout out at me.
00:37:08.960 The dragons burning it to the ground in rage.
00:37:12.960 They speak also of something worse than dragons buried within.
00:37:18.960 Difficult to imagine, but if true, it means what I feared has come to pass.
00:37:26.960 Mirak was never truly gone, and now has returned.
00:37:32.960 He has returned.
00:37:34.960 If you could go to this place and see him.
00:37:36.960 Yes.
00:37:37.960 Are you like Mirak?
00:37:38.960 Yes, I am.
00:37:39.960 Are you dragonborn? 0.99
00:37:40.960 But I'm not a cunt. 0.99
00:37:42.960 I am indeed dragonborn. 0.99
00:37:44.960 Then perhaps you are connected with him.
00:37:47.960 The old tales say that he too was dragonborn.
00:37:54.960 I am unsure.
00:37:56.960 It may mean that you could save us.
00:37:59.960 Or it may mean that you could bring about our destruction.
00:38:04.960 But our time here is running out.
00:38:07.960 The few of us left free of control cannot protect ourselves for much longer.
00:38:13.960 You must go to Saring's watch.
00:38:16.960 Learn there the word that Mirak learned long ago.
00:38:21.960 And use that knowledge on the windstorm.
00:38:24.960 You may be able to break the hold on our people there. 0.81
00:38:30.960 And free them from control.
00:38:33.960 Free them.
00:38:34.960 Alright, cool.
00:38:39.960 Then that will be a glorious place to end this episode.
00:38:49.960 I'm gonna head on up there later on.
00:38:53.960 So thank you very much for watching.
00:38:56.960 And as always, I am very appreciative of comments.
00:39:02.960 And yeah, drop a like if you like the video as well.
00:39:05.960 But comments are lovely.
00:39:08.960 I may not respond to everyone.
00:39:11.960 Because I get quite a bit of comments, you know, over the week on every video.
00:39:16.960 But I do read through them all.
00:39:18.960 So it's very appreciated.
00:39:20.960 So yeah.
00:39:23.960 And who am I?
00:39:25.960 I'm the proudest Nord of Skyrim.
00:39:28.960 XOXO BOOM!