The Golden One - October 31, 2014


Shadow of Mordor Let's Play 10

Hosted by
Marcus Follin
Mentioned
Karagor Brass Lady Morrowind Lady Moran Juicy Mike Wander Big Berserker Starving Marvin Reflorio Riel Minas Tirith Beast Anton Grooblick Mincemeat Beshallah Lindvald Groobink Rainier Greggs Skyrim Rusty Teddy and 4 more
My Training. Voiceover 1 Shadow of Mordor Let's Play Part 11

Episode Stats


Length

44 minutes

Words per minute

68.35

Word count

3,029

Sentence count

680

Harmful content

Misogyny

38

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Toxicity

141

sentences flagged

Hate speech

23

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Summary

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In this episode, we re back in Mordor, and this time we re with a new co-host, Captain Talion, and a new enemy, Karagor. We re also joined by some new members of the captain s crew, and some new additions to the crew.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Greetings you friends and welcome back to Mordor. Look at my jawline. It's sickening.
00:00:14.600 That's why I don't have a beard. No, I'm joking. I'm an elf. I can't have a beard.
00:00:19.240 Which is why I was lucky that I didn't get enough likes on my Facebook page so that I had to do 0.99
00:00:25.980 No Shave November, because it would just have looked like complete and utter shit. 0.97
00:00:35.980 And then it's really light, the beard I get, or facial hair. It's really light so it doesn't really look like anything. 0.98
00:00:46.980 Anyway.
00:00:50.980 So we are in glorious modo. Perhaps not glorious, but it's a nice enough place I suppose.
00:00:59.980 Oh, Karagor, fuck. 0.99
00:01:05.980 And I'm gonna go and hang out a bit with my true friend, the dwarf. 1.00
00:01:13.980 Go fuck yourself, you bastard. I don't wanna fight that Karagor actually. Bye. 1.00
00:01:22.980 Whoop. He wants to fight me though. Okay, let's start this fucking episode off with...
00:01:30.980 Okay, I'll see if I... 0.99
00:01:41.980 Okay, cool. I managed to escape those busters.
00:01:48.980 Ah, there he is.
00:01:51.980 There he is.
00:01:58.980 Now.
00:01:59.980 Now.
00:02:00.980 Mount the Karagor.
00:02:06.980 Alright.
00:02:07.980 I'm a bit...
00:02:08.980 Rusty.
00:02:11.980 You're gonna have to break it!
00:02:13.980 Thought I'd keep you on your toes! 0.97
00:02:21.980 Oh, teach your time, Cap'n! 0.76
00:02:26.980 Maybe we'll get lucky and that crowd will die of old age!
00:02:37.980 A deadly hunter needs a deadly hunt!
00:02:40.980 Careful! This one's ready for lunch! 0.95
00:02:43.980 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 1.00
00:02:45.980 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 1.00
00:02:46.980 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 1.00
00:02:47.980 All right, now I have mounted the bastard. 1.00
00:03:17.980 Yes, I am ready, you bastard. 1.00
00:03:31.980 What would Torvind do there? 1.00
00:03:35.980 Yeah, sure.
00:03:40.980 Ah, look at this sunshine.
00:03:45.980 No art, no finesse. 1.00
00:03:47.980 I don't need finesse, you cunt. 1.00
00:03:50.980 From your perspective, dwarf, everything is bigger. 1.00
00:03:53.980 Yes, this crown is very, very big.
00:03:56.980 Oh, oh wait, you're mocking me.
00:04:00.980 Greggs are one of the oldest species of Mordor, and the deadliest by far. 0.70
00:04:06.980 We just owned the dwarf.
00:04:09.980 Because he was a bit insolent last time, I'd say.
00:04:14.980 He kind of mocked us for being a captain.
00:04:17.980 Not cool.
00:04:18.980 From Dolmed to Nogrod. 0.86
00:04:20.980 We finally slayed it, and got stuck under his leg for two days.
00:04:24.980 Ah!
00:04:25.980 Those were fun times.
00:04:27.980 Last time I saw the beast was when my old partner and I attracted into his dwelling.
00:04:33.980 How did you get out alive? 1.00
00:04:34.980 Jacked as fuck. 1.00
00:04:36.980 Aesthetics fuck with a sick physique. 1.00
00:04:39.980 When I came to, it had ended my partner. 1.00
00:04:42.980 Facing that creature alone was a death sentence.
00:04:46.980 I'd been hunting this crowd for almost a decade.
00:04:49.980 That's a lot of years of dedication to one beast.
00:04:53.980 Dedication?
00:04:54.980 Or a sign you preach better than you want.
00:04:57.980 Oh, that's funny, Captain. 0.95
00:04:59.980 I'll be sure to laugh when the beast eats you alive.
00:05:03.980 Look at those mountains.
00:05:04.980 The mighty Graug will be my legacy.
00:05:07.980 Dwarves will tell tales of Torven the Hunter for generations.
00:05:11.980 Torven the Juice Cunt.
00:05:13.980 And I'll have them throw your name in there somewhere. 0.98
00:05:16.980 Alright, we have arrived to a sacred place of holy wisdom.
00:05:20.980 Whoa! 0.71
00:05:21.980 Ah, look at this.
00:05:23.980 My car doors are too quiet.
00:05:27.980 I don't think the Graug is home.
00:05:33.980 Where might he be, Torvens?
00:05:36.980 Ambush.
00:05:37.980 How military.
00:05:40.980 I like it.
00:05:44.980 Look at those delts.
00:05:46.980 3D delts of peace.
00:05:48.980 Oh, I have Teddy here as well with me.
00:05:51.980 Greetings, Torvens.
00:05:52.980 And obviously some Lindvald's coffee.
00:05:56.980 For optimal gaming performance.
00:06:01.980 It's an axe.
00:06:02.980 It's a dwarven axe.
00:06:03.980 It's just as sharp as a day our father made it.
00:06:16.980 Oh, it's a revenge mission, true friends.
00:06:23.980 And I also have my alpha tank top courtesy to gym lifestyle.
00:06:29.980 Its As Express.
00:06:39.980 Aaaaaaahhhh! 0.90
00:06:41.980 Uhhh! 0.99
00:06:42.980 That is one hench man right there
00:06:46.980 There's no juice above the element brothers right there. 1.00
00:07:16.980 Fuck, yeah. 1.00
00:07:19.980 Glory. 1.00
00:07:35.980 Hello, Talion.
00:07:37.980 Nice orange game, this fight.
00:07:40.980 Help me!
00:07:46.980 Come on, Captain, what are you waiting for?
00:07:48.980 The red corner!
00:07:52.980 Okay.
00:07:53.980 Well, we're getting no default.
00:07:58.980 Legendary grammar, okay.
00:08:12.980 Now has fallen.
00:08:14.980 History repeats itself.
00:08:16.980 Let's just do what's wrong, he said.
00:08:18.980 Rule number one.
00:08:19.980 Never mind, we improvise!
00:08:22.980 It's too strong!
00:08:24.980 I must attack from afar!
00:08:29.980 Can I perhaps?
00:08:34.980 Then don't shout for the way.
00:08:42.980 Okay, true friends. 0.97
00:08:44.980 This might be the fucking case that I edit the hell out of this video because bosses like 0.87
00:08:51.980 this are really hard, but I'll try to do it in the first attempt. 0.98
00:08:55.980 Okay, power gaming mode fucking engaged. 0.95
00:09:01.980 That thing glory! 0.99
00:09:25.980 Great!
00:09:26.980 No?
00:09:27.980 I need it.
00:09:57.980 I need it.
00:10:27.980 I need it.
00:10:57.980 I need it.
00:10:58.980 I need it.
00:10:59.980 To stop him from recovering his gains.
00:11:04.980 Come at me then. 0.94
00:11:09.980 Charge you buster. 0.97
00:11:13.980 Come then. 0.96
00:11:25.980 And fight me. 1.00
00:11:27.980 Come out you black and tans. 1.00
00:11:30.980 Come out and fight me like a man. 0.99
00:11:32.980 Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders.
00:11:37.980 Tell her how the IRA.
00:11:40.980 Run like hell away.
00:11:45.980 Now.
00:11:46.980 Glory.
00:11:47.980 Glory.
00:11:48.980 Okay.
00:11:49.980 Cool.
00:11:50.980 I was too slow there. 0.97
00:11:52.980 And by cool I mean un-fucking-cool. 0.98
00:11:54.980 Alright then. 0.96
00:11:55.980 Now let's see.
00:11:56.980 Are you charging me?
00:11:57.980 Night.
00:12:01.980 Night.
00:12:02.980 Okay.
00:12:03.980 I missed.
00:12:04.980 I missed.
00:12:05.980 I missed those shots true friends.
00:12:11.980 I'll see how much of this I'll edit.
00:12:18.980 I'll see how much of this I'll edit.
00:12:25.980 Now.
00:12:26.980 Now look at that.
00:12:27.980 Boom.
00:12:28.980 Boom.
00:12:29.980 Glorious.
00:12:30.980 I'll see how much of this I'll edit.
00:12:31.980 I'll see how much of this I'll edit.
00:12:32.980 I'll see how much of this I'll edit.
00:12:45.080 Now look at that.
00:12:48.080 Boom.
00:12:49.980 Glorious. 1.00
00:13:00.980 And now the ghouls, the bastards, they will attack him, and now he'll eat himself up again. 1.00
00:13:20.980 Wow, fuck. 1.00
00:13:22.980 Aw, you... 1.00
00:13:31.980 You see, so now he has regained quite a bit of health.
00:13:40.980 But, I'm pretty new to do that much about it.
00:13:53.980 Ah, look at that, I got one of it out of his hand at least.
00:14:00.980 There you go.
00:14:04.980 Okay.
00:14:05.980 Thank you.
00:14:35.980 Thank you.
00:15:05.980 All right, we almost got the Blasphemous Basta there.
00:15:22.980 And I'm just going to make sure he doesn't heal himself now. 1.00
00:15:36.980 Fuck. 1.00
00:15:37.980 He does. 1.00
00:15:38.980 The ghouls are supplying him with plenty of tools. 0.85
00:15:50.980 One last one.
00:15:51.980 No. 1.00
00:15:52.980 All right, so we're one or two hits away from beating the bastard. 1.00
00:16:05.980 Good morning. 1.00
00:16:06.980 Good morning. 0.94
00:16:07.980 Death and glory. 0.82
00:16:09.980 Now.
00:16:25.980 Now.
00:16:26.980 Now I shall finish this hunt.
00:16:35.980 Yes.
00:16:36.980 Come on.
00:16:37.980 Yes.
00:16:38.980 Oh, look at that thing. 1.00
00:16:42.980 Hello, mate.
00:16:47.980 Yes.
00:16:48.980 Look at that.
00:16:49.980 It's a proper proof around the variety there.
00:16:54.980 Oh, look at that. 0.97
00:17:02.980 That's exactly how it fucking goes if you stand against the alliance of men and dwarves. 0.99
00:17:21.980 Ah. 0.99
00:17:22.980 Well, that's what I call Beast Anton, eh?
00:17:24.980 Indeed, indeed.
00:17:25.980 Next time I'm not going to let you have all the fun.
00:17:27.980 Oh, no, no.
00:17:28.980 This is the last time I ever played to pursue.
00:17:32.980 Well, you need help on your journey, so what do you say?
00:17:33.980 We put some...
00:17:34.980 No, no, no.
00:17:35.980 Torven.
00:17:36.980 I have to do this on my own.
00:17:39.980 Come on, Entallion. 1.00
00:17:40.980 Torven is a fucking juice-pale dwarf. 1.00
00:17:43.980 He's not an orc. 1.00
00:17:44.980 Come to the Blue Mountains here.
00:17:47.980 Lots of friends that will drink until their kegs run dry.
00:17:50.980 I've seen how much a dwarf can drink.
00:17:53.980 I do hope I pass this. 0.99
00:17:55.980 Entallion doesn't drink alcohol because that's gay. 1.00
00:17:58.980 We drink a lot of milk, though. 0.60
00:18:01.980 Because that aids our gains.
00:18:04.980 Now how do I get you out of here?
00:18:10.980 That can't be it, like. 0.99
00:18:12.980 How silly. 0.98
00:18:17.980 How silly, true friends. 0.96
00:18:20.980 Since I haven't done a Let's Play in a while, I will actually make this a bit longer. 0.91
00:18:25.980 So that you can hang out with me and listen to my voice some more.
00:18:33.980 I think I wanna have a little chat with the old frail lady, so that she might admire my gains. 0.93
00:18:39.980 I hope that Torven finds his way home.
00:18:50.980 I do too.
00:18:52.980 Let us fast travel here.
00:18:54.980 Now that his hunt is over.
00:18:55.980 And then we'll initiate the next mission of glory.
00:18:58.980 Hello, Elven, bruh. 1.00
00:19:03.980 You fucking juice as fuck. 1.00
00:19:05.980 Ugh. 1.00
00:19:06.980 Don't wanna fight him, but, um...
00:19:08.980 Whatever.
00:19:09.980 It's whatever's like.
00:19:10.980 Hello, girl.
00:19:11.980 What's the crack?
00:19:13.980 Lady Morrowind.
00:19:14.980 How do you think I am a great villain?
00:19:15.980 I don't want to fight the other.
00:19:16.980 I don't wanna fight him, but, uh...
00:19:17.980 Whatever.
00:19:18.980 It's whatever's like.
00:19:19.980 Hello, girl.
00:19:20.980 What's the crack?
00:19:21.980 Lady Morrowind.
00:19:22.980 But is it even lady Morrowind, Enmarland?
00:19:26.980 Hello, girl. What's the crack?
00:19:33.400 Lady Moran.
00:19:39.440 Where is the demon Lady Moran? 1.00
00:19:42.780 You are not done yet.
00:19:46.280 What?
00:19:46.960 How did you know where to find this?
00:19:49.600 He has shown me.
00:19:51.620 Who is he?
00:19:52.480 You haven't told me what you want in return.
00:19:54.480 I'm afraid that you learn what you are truly capable of.
00:19:59.040 Find an orc leader.
00:20:01.300 Make him a warchief. 1.00
00:20:03.320 And all his soldiers will be yours.
00:20:07.820 Where am I to lead this army of mine?
00:20:11.720 Into battle.
00:20:13.020 Bring them to me.
00:20:15.760 And I will show you.
00:20:24.480 I still have to find one of those hairbands.
00:20:28.860 That's my promise to you.
00:20:30.880 I tend to make a lot of promises to you, don't I?
00:20:33.680 But I keep them.
00:20:34.500 So it's fine.
00:20:37.400 For my photo shoots next year. 0.99
00:20:40.380 When I'm glorious as fuck. 0.99
00:20:43.140 Then I will have one of those hairbands. 0.99
00:20:44.880 And then.
00:20:47.280 You will.
00:20:48.880 Then you will see me.
00:20:51.080 And be like.
00:20:52.440 Oh I remember when the golden one actually.
00:20:57.620 Oh hello.
00:21:01.480 It will be like. 0.99
00:21:02.300 I remember when the golden one fucking told me. 0.99
00:21:04.740 When I hung out with him in Mordor. 1.00
00:21:06.580 That he would wear this fucking band. 1.00
00:21:07.920 And then you see like. 1.00
00:21:09.380 Oh I was with when he.
00:21:11.140 When he promised that.
00:21:12.240 Because I'm a true friend like that.
00:21:15.160 And that's why he loved me.
00:21:17.780 Sickening.
00:21:22.160 Okay let's locate Grublik.
00:21:24.760 He will.
00:21:26.460 He will pay.
00:21:28.900 How dare he stand against me.
00:21:34.320 Elven supremacy.
00:21:35.900 Is the only future. 0.96
00:21:42.240 Where there are slaves to be tortured. 0.51
00:21:46.700 We will find this captain. 0.74
00:21:49.820 A Karagor bra.
00:21:51.320 I don't want to fight.
00:21:53.220 Karagor.
00:21:53.840 I might have said this before.
00:21:55.580 But both Rise of Rome.
00:21:57.700 And Shadow of Mordor.
00:21:59.880 Are.
00:22:01.160 Originally designed for.
00:22:03.300 Like not.
00:22:06.980 PC master race.
00:22:08.680 So then the dodge button.
00:22:10.220 Which is a spacebar on my keyboard. 0.81
00:22:12.000 Is a bit fucking slow sometimes. 0.88
00:22:16.240 So I'm better at blocking than dodging. 0.98
00:22:19.320 Juicy sibling. 0.96
00:22:19.880 Look at this now.
00:22:21.220 Juicy. 1.00
00:22:21.820 More to kill before we isolate the captain. 1.00
00:22:24.760 Oh you fucking cunt. 1.00
00:22:33.600 How dare you stand against me. 1.00
00:22:43.680 Look at that.
00:22:47.560 That's exactly.
00:22:49.780 How it goes.
00:22:51.780 Whoop.
00:22:54.760 It's a little Rainier.
00:23:05.560 I'm not a little.
00:23:07.920 Or actually I am.
00:23:09.540 I am quite little to be honest.
00:23:12.420 The um.
00:23:14.400 All the other orcs are much bigger than I am.
00:23:17.340 But that's cool.
00:23:17.880 That's uh.
00:23:21.940 That's how I like it.
00:23:23.240 That's how I like it.
00:23:25.040 Um.
00:23:26.040 After dominating a captain.
00:23:28.840 Control the space for it.
00:23:32.520 Okay.
00:23:33.360 Cool.
00:23:40.420 Boom.
00:23:46.760 Okay.
00:23:47.880 Power gaming mode on.
00:23:48.900 Show me what you do.
00:23:50.220 Fine.
00:23:50.600 I'm fine.
00:23:53.240 Time to run away.
00:24:02.100 Run away.
00:24:05.960 Bye. 1.00
00:24:07.840 You fucking juice. 1.00
00:24:09.820 You fucking juice as fuck. 1.00
00:24:11.700 You know what I'm gonna do. 1.00
00:24:15.840 Hello.
00:24:16.800 Hello.
00:24:17.360 It's me again.
00:24:18.080 Come on from the sky.
00:24:29.260 It's uh.
00:24:30.120 Yeah.
00:24:30.380 That's what I talk about.
00:24:31.300 When the space bar comes on there.
00:24:32.680 It's really.
00:24:33.740 Really hard to block.
00:24:35.940 Or I mean dodge.
00:24:36.940 Because the.
00:24:38.420 The mouse button.
00:24:39.940 Is much better.
00:24:41.760 Designed for that.
00:24:43.380 Than the keyboard.
00:24:44.360 Execute.
00:24:52.660 Execute. 0.99
00:25:05.220 There we are. 1.00
00:25:08.040 You fucking cuntless. 1.00
00:25:10.080 Come on and jump. 1.00
00:25:21.380 Come on.
00:25:23.180 Yeah.
00:25:23.420 Dance. 0.97
00:25:32.260 It's fucking impossible to get away from that. 0.99
00:25:35.420 No. 0.99
00:25:37.220 No.
00:25:46.640 Yeah.
00:25:47.140 As I said.
00:25:47.560 Not.
00:25:48.600 Not optimized for.
00:25:50.620 For computer.
00:25:51.840 But.
00:25:53.680 Better graphics at least.
00:25:55.480 So we got that.
00:25:57.720 Which is nice.
00:26:00.460 Nice.
00:26:00.900 Right for you.
00:26:11.780 Hello.
00:26:12.360 Tubby.
00:26:17.000 Do not run from me.
00:26:19.060 Come on now.
00:26:22.060 Come on. 1.00
00:26:28.640 I have to dominate that bastard. 1.00
00:26:30.900 Come on. 1.00
00:26:37.340 Soon.
00:26:38.180 Dot.
00:26:38.360 Jpg.
00:26:44.680 Hmm.
00:26:50.280 No.
00:26:53.800 Gentlemen eight.
00:26:57.500 Ha ha.
00:26:57.880 Cool. What? What now? One Mike Wanderer. Haven't I dominated him? Isn't it Grooblick?
00:27:17.880 Aha! That's how you dominate. You will obey!
00:27:27.880 Press space to murder another captain. 0.98
00:27:39.880 Okay. 1.00
00:27:44.880 Oh, he looks like a bench with a hench as fuck. 1.00
00:27:50.880 Alright, cool. Let's do it. 1.00
00:27:53.880 Head to the recruitment power struggle.
00:27:58.880 We must now make this captain a bodyguard. If he is ever to be a warchief. 1.00
00:28:02.880 It is from first strike of thunder that is soon born a storm.
00:28:07.880 Sickening. Let us consult them.
00:28:17.880 Okay, so I suppose it's they.
00:28:19.880 Coffee time. 0.91
00:28:29.880 Sickening.
00:28:31.880 And some water.
00:28:36.880 And some more water.
00:28:37.880 Hmm.
00:28:43.880 That's some good water right there.
00:28:52.880 Hmm.
00:28:53.880 Hmm.
00:29:07.880 Look at this now.
00:29:09.880 Time for a bench with a hench. 0.88
00:29:11.880 Bow to your new captain!
00:29:13.880 You want me to bow to you?
00:29:15.880 Come and make me! 1.00
00:29:16.880 Me!
00:29:17.880 I must help you if they can eliminate all those who challenge him.
00:29:33.880 Oh, look at that!
00:29:35.880 He's not now!
00:29:37.880 For the Dark Lord's glory!
00:29:39.880 For the Dark Lord's glory!
00:29:42.880 Our protege wields feel like a weapon.
00:29:48.880 And we are his invisible ally.
00:29:50.880 A shadow who stays close and sees all.
00:29:53.880 That is the elven way.
00:29:54.880 The elven way of glory!
00:29:56.880 Okay.
00:29:58.880 Keep...
00:29:59.880 Keep...
00:30:02.880 Alright.
00:30:04.880 The elven way.
00:30:05.880 That sounds like...
00:30:07.880 A wood elf kind of thing to do.
00:30:09.880 What a fang to do.
00:30:32.880 Look at that!
00:30:33.880 Big Berserker, bro.
00:30:40.880 It's a big... 0.78
00:30:44.880 Bust out of an orc right there.
00:30:46.880 And you as well, then.
00:30:48.880 There we are. 1.00
00:30:52.880 Don't shoot at me, you cunt. 1.00
00:30:54.880 I'm helping you. 1.00
00:31:02.880 Grublik de glorius!
00:31:04.880 No, no.
00:31:05.880 It's only one orc that is glorious.
00:31:08.880 And that's the pale orc.
00:31:11.880 Do you know who else is glorious?
00:31:14.880 Me. 0.90
00:31:17.880 Sickening!
00:31:29.880 I really love his little merry band of orcs.
00:31:33.880 Roaming around the countryside.
00:31:36.880 Making...
00:31:37.880 Trouble.
00:31:46.880 How dare you stand against Grublik like that. 1.00
00:31:56.880 Masterfully done, Marcus.
00:31:57.880 Masterfully done.
00:31:58.880 No.
00:32:08.880 And one more now.
00:32:10.880 Who in the actual...
00:32:11.880 How dare you...
00:32:13.880 Mate.
00:32:14.880 How dare you.
00:32:16.880 How...
00:32:17.880 Dare...
00:32:18.880 You.
00:32:28.880 I conquer the weak.
00:32:29.880 Have joined me in victory.
00:32:31.880 Ah.
00:32:32.880 Such glorious state.
00:32:33.880 And the old power of me...
00:32:34.880 Will pay with their blood...
00:32:36.880 To red swords!
00:32:38.880 Four.
00:32:40.880 Let's come.
00:32:43.880 Ah.
00:32:44.880 We die last!
00:32:47.880 We fight for true Uruk!
00:32:51.880 The true...
00:32:52.880 True friend Uruks, even.
00:32:57.880 Ah.
00:32:58.880 Look at that.
00:32:59.880 Warm countryside.
00:33:07.880 New objective.
00:33:09.880 Reach the vantage point without racing the other.
00:33:11.880 That's a thousand are, Captain.
00:33:12.880 Then he has chosen death.
00:33:14.880 Death and glory!
00:33:15.880 Death and glory!
00:33:23.880 Without raising the alarm.
00:33:25.880 I always tend to fail with these missions.
00:33:28.880 So, um...
00:33:31.880 Bear with me.
00:33:32.880 If I do.
00:33:35.880 That's because it's tastier while it's still beating.
00:33:39.880 We listen to them.
00:33:41.880 Vile savage beasts.
00:33:42.880 And we shall harness and command their savagery. 0.87
00:33:48.880 Elfshot needed! 1.00
00:33:50.880 Fuck. 1.00
00:33:52.880 I have spent it all. 1.00
00:33:57.880 Okay.
00:33:58.880 True friends.
00:33:59.880 Let us...
00:34:00.880 When I fight, I want to be... 0.93
00:34:04.880 For this man is terrible.
00:34:07.880 I don't know if they're all stuck.
00:34:08.880 I'd run up.
00:34:10.880 Huh! 1.00
00:34:12.880 The judge of the dead, how did her pray, is obviously a coward! 1.00
00:34:18.880 Huh. 1.00
00:34:19.880 Huh.
00:34:37.880 Somewhere here, I see that there is elf shots.
00:34:40.880 What we sweep!
00:34:44.880 What happened to Pete was getting east guy!
00:34:50.880 blowing up!
00:34:56.880 There we are.
00:34:58.880 Really like those flies.
00:35:00.880 They almost help me 0.55
00:35:01.880 I need an elf shot. 0.97
00:35:20.880 Mincemeat. 1.00
00:35:21.880 Sickening. 0.57
00:35:23.880 Ah, it sickens him as well!
00:35:40.880 You know what is up, true friends?
00:35:44.880 What is up is that I will... 1.00
00:35:46.880 I'm gonna kill this bastard first of all. 1.00
00:35:50.880 And then I'm gonna release some Karagor Brass to wreak havoc. 1.00
00:35:54.880 Ah, look at that.
00:35:56.880 Nice.
00:35:57.880 Exactly what I wanted.
00:36:07.880 Can't I...
00:36:09.880 No?
00:36:13.880 Do like this at least.
00:36:16.880 Boom.
00:36:21.880 Ah-ha.
00:36:30.880 Alright, we are quite close indeed now.
00:36:33.880 I...
00:36:34.880 Don't want to fail.
00:36:36.880 Now.
00:36:37.880 Now.
00:36:38.880 Now.
00:36:39.880 Ah.
00:36:40.880 Sickening. 0.99
00:36:41.880 Another elf shot. 0.88
00:36:43.880 New bodyguard Groobink is said to be twice the kill that the last one was.
00:36:58.880 I can confirm. 1.00
00:36:59.880 He is serious as fuck. 1.00
00:37:00.880 I can confirm. 1.00
00:37:01.880 He's a... 1.00
00:37:02.880 ... he's juicy as fuck. 1.00
00:37:05.880 TORS. 1.00
00:37:09.880 The knife had arrived.
00:37:11.880 TORS! 1.00
00:37:12.880 TORS! 1.00
00:37:13.880 TORS! 1.00
00:37:14.880 TORS! 1.00
00:37:15.880 TORS! 1.00
00:37:16.880 TORS! 1.00
00:37:17.880 TORS! 1.00
00:37:18.880 TORS! 1.00
00:37:19.880 TORS! 1.00
00:37:20.880 Hmm, okay. Well, this episode was quite long indeed, but...
00:37:37.880 But we'll try.
00:37:43.880 We will try, dear true friends. 1.00
00:37:50.880 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:37:57.880 You're not worth the debt you put on, buddy. 1.00
00:38:04.880 Oh, look at that.
00:38:33.880 I think we have some true friends in the midst there.
00:38:45.880 That's nice. 1.00
00:38:56.880 An executed bastard. 1.00
00:38:58.880 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:38:59.880 I could have combat branded him. 1.00
00:39:02.880 I think that's basically the point here.
00:39:07.880 The combat brand.
00:39:11.880 I'm gonna see if I can...
00:39:16.880 Nope. 0.88
00:39:17.880 Okay, I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. 0.99
00:39:21.880 Oh, look at that. 0.94
00:39:26.880 They are coming to our aid.
00:39:28.880 Defeat Taurus the knife.
00:39:30.880 Just a knife.
00:39:31.880 Ah, look.
00:39:40.880 It actually went.
00:39:42.880 How quaint.
00:39:43.880 I thought I'd lose 15 times, but I didn't.
00:39:49.880 Ahh Oh.
00:39:50.880 Okay, alright.
00:39:52.880 Ah, look at that.
00:39:54.880 Now, already, there's the two years left.
00:40:00.880 Wooo! 1.00
00:40:01.880 become the golden orcs yeah i love it love it look at all those those are all our orcs
00:40:31.880 own to face darkness head on a mirror looking upon itself ready to be cracked
00:40:38.760 she will have more for us
00:40:42.760 how how wonderful that went everything went better than expected
00:40:51.160 oh she is still alive marvin marvin wake up
00:40:56.200 it's
00:41:10.200 our army has destroyed
00:41:22.120 Reflorio Riel!
00:41:30.620 Boom! 0.99
00:41:37.120 Mother! 0.98
00:41:39.120 She has perished.
00:41:41.620 No!
00:41:42.120 No, she's cool. She's fine.
00:41:44.120 Are you alright?
00:41:50.120 Oh, look at that! Now she's... she turned into a MILF instead. 1.00
00:41:59.120 Hello, gorgeous! 1.00
00:42:01.120 How are we today?
00:42:09.120 I wonder who the wizard might have been.
00:42:14.120 Saruman brought you here against my will. 1.00
00:42:16.120 I went to him.
00:42:17.120 Aha! 0.94
00:42:19.120 Saruman brought you here against my will. 1.00
00:42:20.120 It's cool. It's fine.
00:42:23.120 What have you seen in your vision? 0.97
00:42:24.120 With a sick physique.
00:42:27.120 I have seen Sauron's servants. 0.51
00:42:31.120 The tower.
00:42:34.120 And the black hand.
00:42:35.120 They bring much suffering.
00:42:41.120 If you wish to know where they are.
00:42:45.120 They are across the sea of Nernan.
00:42:47.120 They are forces.
00:42:50.120 How strong?
00:42:54.120 Strong enough to defeat us all. 1.00
00:42:56.120 Fuck. 1.00
00:42:57.120 Let's get out of them boys. 1.00
00:42:58.120 We truly will need an army.
00:43:01.120 An army of orcs.
00:43:02.120 Illness still plagues you.
00:43:12.120 Rest, mother. 0.81
00:43:14.120 I will make preparations for our journey out of Mordor.
00:43:19.120 They must escape this...
00:43:22.120 This heinous place.
00:43:24.120 Alright. Cool.
00:43:26.120 Sickening.
00:43:29.120 Thank you so much for watching.
00:43:32.120 And I will try to...
00:43:34.120 As I said, I'm really impressed by this game.
00:43:36.120 So I'm gonna...
00:43:38.120 Finish it before I go back to good old Skyrim.
00:43:42.120 And who am I?
00:43:48.120 I'm the glorious guardian of Minas Tirith.
00:43:51.120 XOXO.
00:43:52.120 Boom.
00:43:53.120 Beshallah.
00:43:54.120 For the Combine.
00:43:57.120 Relative to the Tomb Raider.
00:43:58.120 Right of course...
00:43:59.120 That's how I run and of course isn't...
00:44:01.120 No problem.
00:44:02.120 Defend this.
00:44:04.120 Itudes and saw the Fave major change,
00:44:08.120 That feels odd,
00:44:10.120 Eight as well...
00:44:14.120 And is lovely.
00:44:16.120 On Tuesday...
00:44:18.120 Between kingdoms and kingdoms,