The Golden One - October 31, 2014


Shadow of Mordor Let's Play 10


Episode Stats

Length

44 minutes

Words per Minute

68.34592

Word Count

3,029

Sentence Count

582


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings you friends and welcome back to Mordor. Look at my jawline. It's sickening.
00:00:14.600 That's why I don't have a beard. No, I'm joking. I'm an elf. I can't have a beard.
00:00:19.240 Which is why I was lucky that I didn't get enough likes on my Facebook page so that I had to do
00:00:25.980 No Shave November, because it would just have looked like complete and utter shit.
00:00:35.980 And then it's really light, the beard I get, or facial hair. It's really light so it doesn't really look like anything.
00:00:46.980 Anyway.
00:00:50.980 So we are in glorious modo. Perhaps not glorious, but it's a nice enough place I suppose.
00:00:59.980 Oh, Karagor, fuck.
00:01:05.980 And I'm gonna go and hang out a bit with my true friend, the dwarf.
00:01:13.980 Go fuck yourself, you bastard. I don't wanna fight that Karagor actually. Bye.
00:01:22.980 Whoop. He wants to fight me though. Okay, let's start this fucking episode off with...
00:01:30.980 Okay, I'll see if I...
00:01:41.980 Okay, cool. I managed to escape those busters.
00:01:48.980 Ah, there he is.
00:01:51.980 There he is.
00:01:58.980 Now.
00:01:59.980 Now.
00:02:00.980 Mount the Karagor.
00:02:06.980 Alright.
00:02:07.980 I'm a bit...
00:02:08.980 Rusty.
00:02:11.980 You're gonna have to break it!
00:02:13.980 Thought I'd keep you on your toes!
00:02:21.980 Oh, teach your time, Cap'n!
00:02:26.980 Maybe we'll get lucky and that crowd will die of old age!
00:02:37.980 A deadly hunter needs a deadly hunt!
00:02:40.980 Careful! This one's ready for lunch!
00:02:43.980 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:02:45.980 Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:02:46.980 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:02:47.980 All right, now I have mounted the bastard.
00:03:17.980 Yes, I am ready, you bastard.
00:03:31.980 What would Torvind do there?
00:03:35.980 Yeah, sure.
00:03:40.980 Ah, look at this sunshine.
00:03:45.980 No art, no finesse.
00:03:47.980 I don't need finesse, you cunt.
00:03:50.980 From your perspective, dwarf, everything is bigger.
00:03:53.980 Yes, this crown is very, very big.
00:03:56.980 Oh, oh wait, you're mocking me.
00:04:00.980 Greggs are one of the oldest species of Mordor, and the deadliest by far.
00:04:06.980 We just owned the dwarf.
00:04:09.980 Because he was a bit insolent last time, I'd say.
00:04:14.980 He kind of mocked us for being a captain.
00:04:17.980 Not cool.
00:04:18.980 From Dolmed to Nogrod.
00:04:20.980 We finally slayed it, and got stuck under his leg for two days.
00:04:24.980 Ah!
00:04:25.980 Those were fun times.
00:04:27.980 Last time I saw the beast was when my old partner and I attracted into his dwelling.
00:04:33.980 How did you get out alive?
00:04:34.980 Jacked as fuck.
00:04:36.980 Aesthetics fuck with a sick physique.
00:04:39.980 When I came to, it had ended my partner.
00:04:42.980 Facing that creature alone was a death sentence.
00:04:46.980 I'd been hunting this crowd for almost a decade.
00:04:49.980 That's a lot of years of dedication to one beast.
00:04:53.980 Dedication?
00:04:54.980 Or a sign you preach better than you want.
00:04:57.980 Oh, that's funny, Captain.
00:04:59.980 I'll be sure to laugh when the beast eats you alive.
00:05:03.980 Look at those mountains.
00:05:04.980 The mighty Graug will be my legacy.
00:05:07.980 Dwarves will tell tales of Torven the Hunter for generations.
00:05:11.980 Torven the Juice Cunt.
00:05:13.980 And I'll have them throw your name in there somewhere.
00:05:16.980 Alright, we have arrived to a sacred place of holy wisdom.
00:05:20.980 Whoa!
00:05:21.980 Ah, look at this.
00:05:23.980 My car doors are too quiet.
00:05:27.980 I don't think the Graug is home.
00:05:33.980 Where might he be, Torvens?
00:05:36.980 Ambush.
00:05:37.980 How military.
00:05:40.980 I like it.
00:05:44.980 Look at those delts.
00:05:46.980 3D delts of peace.
00:05:48.980 Oh, I have Teddy here as well with me.
00:05:51.980 Greetings, Torvens.
00:05:52.980 And obviously some Lindvald's coffee.
00:05:56.980 For optimal gaming performance.
00:06:01.980 It's an axe.
00:06:02.980 It's a dwarven axe.
00:06:03.980 It's just as sharp as a day our father made it.
00:06:16.980 Oh, it's a revenge mission, true friends.
00:06:23.980 And I also have my alpha tank top courtesy to gym lifestyle.
00:06:29.980 Its As Express.
00:06:39.980 Aaaaaaahhhh!
00:06:41.980 Uhhh!
00:06:42.980 That is one hench man right there
00:06:46.980 There's no juice above the element brothers right there.
00:07:16.980 Fuck, yeah.
00:07:19.980 Glory.
00:07:35.980 Hello, Talion.
00:07:37.980 Nice orange game, this fight.
00:07:40.980 Help me!
00:07:46.980 Come on, Captain, what are you waiting for?
00:07:48.980 The red corner!
00:07:52.980 Okay.
00:07:53.980 Well, we're getting no default.
00:07:58.980 Legendary grammar, okay.
00:08:12.980 Now has fallen.
00:08:14.980 History repeats itself.
00:08:16.980 Let's just do what's wrong, he said.
00:08:18.980 Rule number one.
00:08:19.980 Never mind, we improvise!
00:08:22.980 It's too strong!
00:08:24.980 I must attack from afar!
00:08:29.980 Can I perhaps?
00:08:34.980 Then don't shout for the way.
00:08:42.980 Okay, true friends.
00:08:44.980 This might be the fucking case that I edit the hell out of this video because bosses like
00:08:51.980 this are really hard, but I'll try to do it in the first attempt.
00:08:55.980 Okay, power gaming mode fucking engaged.
00:09:01.980 That thing glory!
00:09:25.980 Great!
00:09:26.980 No?
00:09:27.980 I need it.
00:09:57.980 I need it.
00:10:27.980 I need it.
00:10:57.980 I need it.
00:10:58.980 I need it.
00:10:59.980 To stop him from recovering his gains.
00:11:04.980 Come at me then.
00:11:09.980 Charge you buster.
00:11:13.980 Come then.
00:11:25.980 And fight me.
00:11:27.980 Come out you black and tans.
00:11:30.980 Come out and fight me like a man.
00:11:32.980 Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders.
00:11:37.980 Tell her how the IRA.
00:11:40.980 Run like hell away.
00:11:45.980 Now.
00:11:46.980 Glory.
00:11:47.980 Glory.
00:11:48.980 Okay.
00:11:49.980 Cool.
00:11:50.980 I was too slow there.
00:11:52.980 And by cool I mean un-fucking-cool.
00:11:54.980 Alright then.
00:11:55.980 Now let's see.
00:11:56.980 Are you charging me?
00:11:57.980 Night.
00:12:01.980 Night.
00:12:02.980 Okay.
00:12:03.980 I missed.
00:12:04.980 I missed.
00:12:05.980 I missed those shots true friends.
00:12:11.980 I'll see how much of this I'll edit.
00:12:18.980 I'll see how much of this I'll edit.
00:12:25.980 Now.
00:12:26.980 Now look at that.
00:12:27.980 Boom.
00:12:28.980 Boom.
00:12:29.980 Glorious.
00:12:30.980 I'll see how much of this I'll edit.
00:12:31.980 I'll see how much of this I'll edit.
00:12:32.980 I'll see how much of this I'll edit.
00:12:45.080 Now look at that.
00:12:48.080 Boom.
00:12:49.980 Glorious.
00:13:00.980 And now the ghouls, the bastards, they will attack him, and now he'll eat himself up again.
00:13:20.980 Wow, fuck.
00:13:22.980 Aw, you...
00:13:31.980 You see, so now he has regained quite a bit of health.
00:13:40.980 But, I'm pretty new to do that much about it.
00:13:53.980 Ah, look at that, I got one of it out of his hand at least.
00:14:00.980 There you go.
00:14:04.980 Okay.
00:14:05.980 Thank you.
00:14:35.980 Thank you.
00:15:05.980 All right, we almost got the Blasphemous Basta there.
00:15:22.980 And I'm just going to make sure he doesn't heal himself now.
00:15:36.980 Fuck.
00:15:37.980 He does.
00:15:38.980 The ghouls are supplying him with plenty of tools.
00:15:50.980 One last one.
00:15:51.980 No.
00:15:52.980 All right, so we're one or two hits away from beating the bastard.
00:16:05.980 Good morning.
00:16:06.980 Good morning.
00:16:07.980 Death and glory.
00:16:09.980 Now.
00:16:25.980 Now.
00:16:26.980 Now I shall finish this hunt.
00:16:35.980 Yes.
00:16:36.980 Come on.
00:16:37.980 Yes.
00:16:38.980 Oh, look at that thing.
00:16:42.980 Hello, mate.
00:16:47.980 Yes.
00:16:48.980 Look at that.
00:16:49.980 It's a proper proof around the variety there.
00:16:54.980 Oh, look at that.
00:17:02.980 That's exactly how it fucking goes if you stand against the alliance of men and dwarves.
00:17:21.980 Ah.
00:17:22.980 Well, that's what I call Beast Anton, eh?
00:17:24.980 Indeed, indeed.
00:17:25.980 Next time I'm not going to let you have all the fun.
00:17:27.980 Oh, no, no.
00:17:28.980 This is the last time I ever played to pursue.
00:17:32.980 Well, you need help on your journey, so what do you say?
00:17:33.980 We put some...
00:17:34.980 No, no, no.
00:17:35.980 Torven.
00:17:36.980 I have to do this on my own.
00:17:39.980 Come on, Entallion.
00:17:40.980 Torven is a fucking juice-pale dwarf.
00:17:43.980 He's not an orc.
00:17:44.980 Come to the Blue Mountains here.
00:17:47.980 Lots of friends that will drink until their kegs run dry.
00:17:50.980 I've seen how much a dwarf can drink.
00:17:53.980 I do hope I pass this.
00:17:55.980 Entallion doesn't drink alcohol because that's gay.
00:17:58.980 We drink a lot of milk, though.
00:18:01.980 Because that aids our gains.
00:18:04.980 Now how do I get you out of here?
00:18:10.980 That can't be it, like.
00:18:12.980 How silly.
00:18:17.980 How silly, true friends.
00:18:20.980 Since I haven't done a Let's Play in a while, I will actually make this a bit longer.
00:18:25.980 So that you can hang out with me and listen to my voice some more.
00:18:33.980 I think I wanna have a little chat with the old frail lady, so that she might admire my gains.
00:18:39.980 I hope that Torven finds his way home.
00:18:50.980 I do too.
00:18:52.980 Let us fast travel here.
00:18:54.980 Now that his hunt is over.
00:18:55.980 And then we'll initiate the next mission of glory.
00:18:58.980 Hello, Elven, bruh.
00:19:03.980 You fucking juice as fuck.
00:19:05.980 Ugh.
00:19:06.980 Don't wanna fight him, but, um...
00:19:08.980 Whatever.
00:19:09.980 It's whatever's like.
00:19:10.980 Hello, girl.
00:19:11.980 What's the crack?
00:19:13.980 Lady Morrowind.
00:19:14.980 How do you think I am a great villain?
00:19:15.980 I don't want to fight the other.
00:19:16.980 I don't wanna fight him, but, uh...
00:19:17.980 Whatever.
00:19:18.980 It's whatever's like.
00:19:19.980 Hello, girl.
00:19:20.980 What's the crack?
00:19:21.980 Lady Morrowind.
00:19:22.980 But is it even lady Morrowind, Enmarland?
00:19:26.980 Hello, girl. What's the crack?
00:19:33.400 Lady Moran.
00:19:39.440 Where is the demon Lady Moran?
00:19:42.780 You are not done yet.
00:19:46.280 What?
00:19:46.960 How did you know where to find this?
00:19:49.600 He has shown me.
00:19:51.620 Who is he?
00:19:52.480 You haven't told me what you want in return.
00:19:54.480 I'm afraid that you learn what you are truly capable of.
00:19:59.040 Find an orc leader.
00:20:01.300 Make him a warchief.
00:20:03.320 And all his soldiers will be yours.
00:20:07.820 Where am I to lead this army of mine?
00:20:11.720 Into battle.
00:20:13.020 Bring them to me.
00:20:15.760 And I will show you.
00:20:24.480 I still have to find one of those hairbands.
00:20:28.860 That's my promise to you.
00:20:30.880 I tend to make a lot of promises to you, don't I?
00:20:33.680 But I keep them.
00:20:34.500 So it's fine.
00:20:37.400 For my photo shoots next year.
00:20:40.380 When I'm glorious as fuck.
00:20:43.140 Then I will have one of those hairbands.
00:20:44.880 And then.
00:20:47.280 You will.
00:20:48.880 Then you will see me.
00:20:51.080 And be like.
00:20:52.440 Oh I remember when the golden one actually.
00:20:57.620 Oh hello.
00:21:01.480 It will be like.
00:21:02.300 I remember when the golden one fucking told me.
00:21:04.740 When I hung out with him in Mordor.
00:21:06.580 That he would wear this fucking band.
00:21:07.920 And then you see like.
00:21:09.380 Oh I was with when he.
00:21:11.140 When he promised that.
00:21:12.240 Because I'm a true friend like that.
00:21:15.160 And that's why he loved me.
00:21:17.780 Sickening.
00:21:22.160 Okay let's locate Grublik.
00:21:24.760 He will.
00:21:26.460 He will pay.
00:21:28.900 How dare he stand against me.
00:21:34.320 Elven supremacy.
00:21:35.900 Is the only future.
00:21:42.240 Where there are slaves to be tortured.
00:21:46.700 We will find this captain.
00:21:49.820 A Karagor bra.
00:21:51.320 I don't want to fight.
00:21:53.220 Karagor.
00:21:53.840 I might have said this before.
00:21:55.580 But both Rise of Rome.
00:21:57.700 And Shadow of Mordor.
00:21:59.880 Are.
00:22:01.160 Originally designed for.
00:22:03.300 Like not.
00:22:06.980 PC master race.
00:22:08.680 So then the dodge button.
00:22:10.220 Which is a spacebar on my keyboard.
00:22:12.000 Is a bit fucking slow sometimes.
00:22:16.240 So I'm better at blocking than dodging.
00:22:19.320 Juicy sibling.
00:22:19.880 Look at this now.
00:22:21.220 Juicy.
00:22:21.820 More to kill before we isolate the captain.
00:22:24.760 Oh you fucking cunt.
00:22:33.600 How dare you stand against me.
00:22:43.680 Look at that.
00:22:47.560 That's exactly.
00:22:49.780 How it goes.
00:22:51.780 Whoop.
00:22:54.760 It's a little Rainier.
00:23:05.560 I'm not a little.
00:23:07.920 Or actually I am.
00:23:09.540 I am quite little to be honest.
00:23:12.420 The um.
00:23:14.400 All the other orcs are much bigger than I am.
00:23:17.340 But that's cool.
00:23:17.880 That's uh.
00:23:21.940 That's how I like it.
00:23:23.240 That's how I like it.
00:23:25.040 Um.
00:23:26.040 After dominating a captain.
00:23:28.840 Control the space for it.
00:23:32.520 Okay.
00:23:33.360 Cool.
00:23:40.420 Boom.
00:23:46.760 Okay.
00:23:47.880 Power gaming mode on.
00:23:48.900 Show me what you do.
00:23:50.220 Fine.
00:23:50.600 I'm fine.
00:23:53.240 Time to run away.
00:24:02.100 Run away.
00:24:05.960 Bye.
00:24:07.840 You fucking juice.
00:24:09.820 You fucking juice as fuck.
00:24:11.700 You know what I'm gonna do.
00:24:15.840 Hello.
00:24:16.800 Hello.
00:24:17.360 It's me again.
00:24:18.080 Come on from the sky.
00:24:29.260 It's uh.
00:24:30.120 Yeah.
00:24:30.380 That's what I talk about.
00:24:31.300 When the space bar comes on there.
00:24:32.680 It's really.
00:24:33.740 Really hard to block.
00:24:35.940 Or I mean dodge.
00:24:36.940 Because the.
00:24:38.420 The mouse button.
00:24:39.940 Is much better.
00:24:41.760 Designed for that.
00:24:43.380 Than the keyboard.
00:24:44.360 Execute.
00:24:52.660 Execute.
00:25:05.220 There we are.
00:25:08.040 You fucking cuntless.
00:25:10.080 Come on and jump.
00:25:21.380 Come on.
00:25:23.180 Yeah.
00:25:23.420 Dance.
00:25:32.260 It's fucking impossible to get away from that.
00:25:35.420 No.
00:25:37.220 No.
00:25:46.640 Yeah.
00:25:47.140 As I said.
00:25:47.560 Not.
00:25:48.600 Not optimized for.
00:25:50.620 For computer.
00:25:51.840 But.
00:25:53.680 Better graphics at least.
00:25:55.480 So we got that.
00:25:57.720 Which is nice.
00:26:00.460 Nice.
00:26:00.900 Right for you.
00:26:11.780 Hello.
00:26:12.360 Tubby.
00:26:17.000 Do not run from me.
00:26:19.060 Come on now.
00:26:22.060 Come on.
00:26:28.640 I have to dominate that bastard.
00:26:30.900 Come on.
00:26:37.340 Soon.
00:26:38.180 Dot.
00:26:38.360 Jpg.
00:26:44.680 Hmm.
00:26:50.280 No.
00:26:53.800 Gentlemen eight.
00:26:57.500 Ha ha.
00:26:57.880 Cool. What? What now? One Mike Wanderer. Haven't I dominated him? Isn't it Grooblick?
00:27:17.880 Aha! That's how you dominate. You will obey!
00:27:27.880 Press space to murder another captain.
00:27:39.880 Okay.
00:27:44.880 Oh, he looks like a bench with a hench as fuck.
00:27:50.880 Alright, cool. Let's do it.
00:27:53.880 Head to the recruitment power struggle.
00:27:58.880 We must now make this captain a bodyguard. If he is ever to be a warchief.
00:28:02.880 It is from first strike of thunder that is soon born a storm.
00:28:07.880 Sickening. Let us consult them.
00:28:17.880 Okay, so I suppose it's they.
00:28:19.880 Coffee time.
00:28:29.880 Sickening.
00:28:31.880 And some water.
00:28:36.880 And some more water.
00:28:37.880 Hmm.
00:28:43.880 That's some good water right there.
00:28:52.880 Hmm.
00:28:53.880 Hmm.
00:29:07.880 Look at this now.
00:29:09.880 Time for a bench with a hench.
00:29:11.880 Bow to your new captain!
00:29:13.880 You want me to bow to you?
00:29:15.880 Come and make me!
00:29:16.880 Me!
00:29:17.880 I must help you if they can eliminate all those who challenge him.
00:29:33.880 Oh, look at that!
00:29:35.880 He's not now!
00:29:37.880 For the Dark Lord's glory!
00:29:39.880 For the Dark Lord's glory!
00:29:42.880 Our protege wields feel like a weapon.
00:29:48.880 And we are his invisible ally.
00:29:50.880 A shadow who stays close and sees all.
00:29:53.880 That is the elven way.
00:29:54.880 The elven way of glory!
00:29:56.880 Okay.
00:29:58.880 Keep...
00:29:59.880 Keep...
00:30:02.880 Alright.
00:30:04.880 The elven way.
00:30:05.880 That sounds like...
00:30:07.880 A wood elf kind of thing to do.
00:30:09.880 What a fang to do.
00:30:32.880 Look at that!
00:30:33.880 Big Berserker, bro.
00:30:40.880 It's a big...
00:30:44.880 Bust out of an orc right there.
00:30:46.880 And you as well, then.
00:30:48.880 There we are.
00:30:52.880 Don't shoot at me, you cunt.
00:30:54.880 I'm helping you.
00:31:02.880 Grublik de glorius!
00:31:04.880 No, no.
00:31:05.880 It's only one orc that is glorious.
00:31:08.880 And that's the pale orc.
00:31:11.880 Do you know who else is glorious?
00:31:14.880 Me.
00:31:17.880 Sickening!
00:31:29.880 I really love his little merry band of orcs.
00:31:33.880 Roaming around the countryside.
00:31:36.880 Making...
00:31:37.880 Trouble.
00:31:46.880 How dare you stand against Grublik like that.
00:31:56.880 Masterfully done, Marcus.
00:31:57.880 Masterfully done.
00:31:58.880 No.
00:32:08.880 And one more now.
00:32:10.880 Who in the actual...
00:32:11.880 How dare you...
00:32:13.880 Mate.
00:32:14.880 How dare you.
00:32:16.880 How...
00:32:17.880 Dare...
00:32:18.880 You.
00:32:28.880 I conquer the weak.
00:32:29.880 Have joined me in victory.
00:32:31.880 Ah.
00:32:32.880 Such glorious state.
00:32:33.880 And the old power of me...
00:32:34.880 Will pay with their blood...
00:32:36.880 To red swords!
00:32:38.880 Four.
00:32:40.880 Let's come.
00:32:43.880 Ah.
00:32:44.880 We die last!
00:32:47.880 We fight for true Uruk!
00:32:51.880 The true...
00:32:52.880 True friend Uruks, even.
00:32:57.880 Ah.
00:32:58.880 Look at that.
00:32:59.880 Warm countryside.
00:33:07.880 New objective.
00:33:09.880 Reach the vantage point without racing the other.
00:33:11.880 That's a thousand are, Captain.
00:33:12.880 Then he has chosen death.
00:33:14.880 Death and glory!
00:33:15.880 Death and glory!
00:33:23.880 Without raising the alarm.
00:33:25.880 I always tend to fail with these missions.
00:33:28.880 So, um...
00:33:31.880 Bear with me.
00:33:32.880 If I do.
00:33:35.880 That's because it's tastier while it's still beating.
00:33:39.880 We listen to them.
00:33:41.880 Vile savage beasts.
00:33:42.880 And we shall harness and command their savagery.
00:33:48.880 Elfshot needed!
00:33:50.880 Fuck.
00:33:52.880 I have spent it all.
00:33:57.880 Okay.
00:33:58.880 True friends.
00:33:59.880 Let us...
00:34:00.880 When I fight, I want to be...
00:34:04.880 For this man is terrible.
00:34:07.880 I don't know if they're all stuck.
00:34:08.880 I'd run up.
00:34:10.880 Huh!
00:34:12.880 The judge of the dead, how did her pray, is obviously a coward!
00:34:18.880 Huh.
00:34:19.880 Huh.
00:34:37.880 Somewhere here, I see that there is elf shots.
00:34:40.880 What we sweep!
00:34:44.880 What happened to Pete was getting east guy!
00:34:50.880 blowing up!
00:34:56.880 There we are.
00:34:58.880 Really like those flies.
00:35:00.880 They almost help me
00:35:01.880 I need an elf shot.
00:35:20.880 Mincemeat.
00:35:21.880 Sickening.
00:35:23.880 Ah, it sickens him as well!
00:35:40.880 You know what is up, true friends?
00:35:44.880 What is up is that I will...
00:35:46.880 I'm gonna kill this bastard first of all.
00:35:50.880 And then I'm gonna release some Karagor Brass to wreak havoc.
00:35:54.880 Ah, look at that.
00:35:56.880 Nice.
00:35:57.880 Exactly what I wanted.
00:36:07.880 Can't I...
00:36:09.880 No?
00:36:13.880 Do like this at least.
00:36:16.880 Boom.
00:36:21.880 Ah-ha.
00:36:30.880 Alright, we are quite close indeed now.
00:36:33.880 I...
00:36:34.880 Don't want to fail.
00:36:36.880 Now.
00:36:37.880 Now.
00:36:38.880 Now.
00:36:39.880 Ah.
00:36:40.880 Sickening.
00:36:41.880 Another elf shot.
00:36:43.880 New bodyguard Groobink is said to be twice the kill that the last one was.
00:36:58.880 I can confirm.
00:36:59.880 He is serious as fuck.
00:37:00.880 I can confirm.
00:37:01.880 He's a...
00:37:02.880 ... he's juicy as fuck.
00:37:05.880 TORS.
00:37:09.880 The knife had arrived.
00:37:11.880 TORS!
00:37:12.880 TORS!
00:37:13.880 TORS!
00:37:14.880 TORS!
00:37:15.880 TORS!
00:37:16.880 TORS!
00:37:17.880 TORS!
00:37:18.880 TORS!
00:37:19.880 TORS!
00:37:20.880 Hmm, okay. Well, this episode was quite long indeed, but...
00:37:37.880 But we'll try.
00:37:43.880 We will try, dear true friends.
00:37:50.880 Oh, fuck.
00:37:57.880 You're not worth the debt you put on, buddy.
00:38:04.880 Oh, look at that.
00:38:33.880 I think we have some true friends in the midst there.
00:38:45.880 That's nice.
00:38:56.880 An executed bastard.
00:38:58.880 Oh, fuck.
00:38:59.880 I could have combat branded him.
00:39:02.880 I think that's basically the point here.
00:39:07.880 The combat brand.
00:39:11.880 I'm gonna see if I can...
00:39:16.880 Nope.
00:39:17.880 Okay, I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
00:39:21.880 Oh, look at that.
00:39:26.880 They are coming to our aid.
00:39:28.880 Defeat Taurus the knife.
00:39:30.880 Just a knife.
00:39:31.880 Ah, look.
00:39:40.880 It actually went.
00:39:42.880 How quaint.
00:39:43.880 I thought I'd lose 15 times, but I didn't.
00:39:49.880 Ahh Oh.
00:39:50.880 Okay, alright.
00:39:52.880 Ah, look at that.
00:39:54.880 Now, already, there's the two years left.
00:40:00.880 Wooo!
00:40:01.880 become the golden orcs yeah i love it love it look at all those those are all our orcs
00:40:31.880 own to face darkness head on a mirror looking upon itself ready to be cracked
00:40:38.760 she will have more for us
00:40:42.760 how how wonderful that went everything went better than expected
00:40:51.160 oh she is still alive marvin marvin wake up
00:40:56.200 it's
00:41:10.200 our army has destroyed
00:41:22.120 Reflorio Riel!
00:41:30.620 Boom!
00:41:37.120 Mother!
00:41:39.120 She has perished.
00:41:41.620 No!
00:41:42.120 No, she's cool. She's fine.
00:41:44.120 Are you alright?
00:41:50.120 Oh, look at that! Now she's... she turned into a MILF instead.
00:41:59.120 Hello, gorgeous!
00:42:01.120 How are we today?
00:42:09.120 I wonder who the wizard might have been.
00:42:14.120 Saruman brought you here against my will.
00:42:16.120 I went to him.
00:42:17.120 Aha!
00:42:19.120 Saruman brought you here against my will.
00:42:20.120 It's cool. It's fine.
00:42:23.120 What have you seen in your vision?
00:42:24.120 With a sick physique.
00:42:27.120 I have seen Sauron's servants.
00:42:31.120 The tower.
00:42:34.120 And the black hand.
00:42:35.120 They bring much suffering.
00:42:41.120 If you wish to know where they are.
00:42:45.120 They are across the sea of Nernan.
00:42:47.120 They are forces.
00:42:50.120 How strong?
00:42:54.120 Strong enough to defeat us all.
00:42:56.120 Fuck.
00:42:57.120 Let's get out of them boys.
00:42:58.120 We truly will need an army.
00:43:01.120 An army of orcs.
00:43:02.120 Illness still plagues you.
00:43:12.120 Rest, mother.
00:43:14.120 I will make preparations for our journey out of Mordor.
00:43:19.120 They must escape this...
00:43:22.120 This heinous place.
00:43:24.120 Alright. Cool.
00:43:26.120 Sickening.
00:43:29.120 Thank you so much for watching.
00:43:32.120 And I will try to...
00:43:34.120 As I said, I'm really impressed by this game.
00:43:36.120 So I'm gonna...
00:43:38.120 Finish it before I go back to good old Skyrim.
00:43:42.120 And who am I?
00:43:48.120 I'm the glorious guardian of Minas Tirith.
00:43:51.120 XOXO.
00:43:52.120 Boom.
00:43:53.120 Beshallah.
00:43:54.120 For the Combine.
00:43:57.120 Relative to the Tomb Raider.
00:43:58.120 Right of course...
00:43:59.120 That's how I run and of course isn't...
00:44:01.120 No problem.
00:44:02.120 Defend this.
00:44:04.120 Itudes and saw the Fave major change,
00:44:08.120 That feels odd,
00:44:10.120 Eight as well...
00:44:14.120 And is lovely.
00:44:16.120 On Tuesday...
00:44:18.120 Between kingdoms and kingdoms,