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The Golden One
- October 06, 2014
Shadow of Mordor Let's Play Part 2
Episode Stats
Length
22 minutes
Words per Minute
88.2535
Word Count
1,996
Sentence Count
498
Misogynist Sentences
13
Hate Speech Sentences
9
Summary
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Transcript
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Greetings to you, friends. Fuckin' juicy. Welcome back to Mordo. That was my Frodo imitation.
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Alright, so let's get into it. Fucking glorious game right here. As you see, I'm heading towards
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a mission here. I thought to make a mission now that we got a bit more acquainted with this glorious game.
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Look at that, a human getting beat up. That is far from acceptable.
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This is post-workout, so this is actually glorious milk in my Fjorma Cool Cop.
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I have my Cuddly Hood of Gaming on. I will utilize Elf of Glory site and identify this juicy orc.
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Look at those delts, though. I severely doubt that he's natty.
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Fuckin' juicy. Alright, let's fuckin' do it.
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This is a bit like Assassin's Creed. Love it.
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Hello. Boom. There we are. First archer down.
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And we can collect arrows there, but I'm full in my Elven arrow-ness.
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I really love the muffled sound there. And the orcs are trying to scream.
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That wasn't an archer, though. Here's an archer.
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Okay, enough. There. One. We're gonna take out one more archer before we head on down.
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And I just, yeah, post-workout, I thought the game a bit.
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But then I was like, I'm gonna hang out with my true friends just a bit.
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But if I die, don't hold against me. I'm still learning.
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Maybe I have to kill you. You would make a strong slave.
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I will never be a slave.
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Whoop.
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Starting off with a little troll there.
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There we are.
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Yeah, I saw that now on the Let's Play I did the first part.
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But you can't properly see the count number.
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Because my glorious face is in the way.
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But just beneath my face you can see that it's counting and then it turns red.
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And the red means that I can actually perform execution.
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And move.
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So there, now.
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And it's based upon how many hits I successfully landed.
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So there we are.
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Love the cap.
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Cap-dating them.
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And as I said in the last episode, as long as you stay really fucking offensive.
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Oh fuck.
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You will...
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Fuck.
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It's good.
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There we are.
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And yeah, if I'm not so talkative while I'm...
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In the middle of the battle it's just because I'm...
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Concentrated on not disgracing myself.
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Cool, we got a...
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Cool thing.
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Not really familiar with all of this.
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But that will have to wait and I'll...
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Jump on off to the next quest.
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To the next quest.
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A human slave has died.
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Stand up. Oh look, uh...
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True friend.
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Greetings, true friend.
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So you didn't die ten years ago.
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I take it you did not come here to arrest me for treason?
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Captain...
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Captain Latzbrot, the Jew suit.
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You're my only man of that garrison here gone.
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And why did you come here?
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Looking for a slave that fought the Black Hand of Sauron.
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Heh.
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More like ran away from him.
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You know this man?
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Of course.
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You're staring at him.
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Where are the servants of the Dark Lord?
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Do you even know?
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Perhaps...
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This is no time to keep secrets.
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I have been stuck here for weeks.
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Steady.
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Come to the outcast camp.
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We shall ask my scouts.
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Oh, they have a...
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Juicy camp here in Moth.
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That is highly...
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Oh, look!
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It's a...
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Smeagol, bruh.
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Shredded as fuck.
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The system of the rogue?
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No.
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Someone wants to be seen.
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We should tread with caution.
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Smeagol!
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And I hope you all have seen my Bulubu comics on my Facebook page.
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And also the Golem one where he gets raped by Frodo.
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Highly...
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Highly fun.
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Set a new target.
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My current nemesis.
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Okay, cool.
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That's...
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That's fine.
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I'm gonna see what we have in the map here.
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I'm gonna run...
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Off to this mission.
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See what...
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What the crack is.
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Here.
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Okay, I'm gonna kill this orc for...
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For being a fucking cart.
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That's just the way it goes.
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When you defy my right to rule.
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It's a beautiful sky as well.
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I don't know.
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Okay, I have to fight him regularly.
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Okay, now I am...
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In some deep trouble there.
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I see loads of ops coming at me.
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But...
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That's...
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That's fine.
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That's cool.
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Make some good action.
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Some good let's play...
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Action.
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I really love my...
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It utilizes...
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Kicks all the time.
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That's...
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That's glorious.
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Speaking of...
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Kicks...
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I haven't at all been serious about my stretching.
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I was...
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Originally thinking about...
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Being...
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Very flexible as I was...
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Back in the day.
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But it's not too late.
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I might do that...
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When I cut down again.
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I was down again.
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Execute!
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Imagine how glorious.
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No, execute.
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Come on.
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There we go.
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Such a...
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Lovely...
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Lovely thing.
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And then obviously...
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I said Boromir...
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Might have been my...
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Might be my favorite character.
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But...
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Thaw in Oakenshield is...
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Highly...
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Destorcerous and other side stuff.
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So...
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Really I can as well...
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Proper...
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Safe hunt like that.
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Perhaps I will start running soon.
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When...
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When faced with my glorious...
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Waste.
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Whop.
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Shouldn't have said that.
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Fuck.
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Shouldn't have said that.
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At all.
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At all.
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Or perhaps it was the right choice to say.
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None may stop me.
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Except maybe it's Archer.
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I'm gonna find him.
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Where are you?
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Perfectly timed.
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Come on.
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Execute him now.
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Yes.
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Sweden.
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Yes.
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Oh, he's chasing a...
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A human...
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Brother.
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That is...
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Not acceptable at all.
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Little god.
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Oh ho ho.
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He's a boss as well.
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Again and again you have tried to kill me.
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But you just can't finish a job can you?
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How does it feel to be a failure?
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Okay.
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He's trying to make me look bad in front of all my true friends.
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That is...
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That is so far from acceptable.
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As it goes.
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But he's a...
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Proper tough cunt.
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So uh...
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Oh it's a minor one.
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He's just got the remnants.
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He hasn't been making good gains at all.
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Yes.
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Okay.
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So we have two bosses here.
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And a lot of...
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Four is...
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Oh fuck.
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So here we are again.
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Just like old times.
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Indeed.
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Okay.
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I'm...
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I don't know what's an acceptable rate of death in this um...
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Highly glorious game.
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But um...
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But it's fine.
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It's cool.
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I will get um...
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Revenge on him.
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So dumb killable.
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Didn't I kill him actually?
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In the last episode.
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And that count as well.
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Hmm.
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Oh well.
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Return to game.
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Look at that juicy elf.
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They are lights to guide us in the land of shadow.
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Where all other lights may fail.
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Okay.
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Pale reflections of the light of the two trees.
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And memories of a lost kingdom.
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We will head on off...
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To...
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Place...
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There.
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There.
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I really just wanted to do that one mission where I kill the archers.
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But um...
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Since...
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Since I'm already here I might as well...
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And since you all...
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Are already watching it we might as well do um...
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Some more cool things.
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We got some juicy cunts up ahead here.
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Up ahead here.
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There we are.
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Oh.
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I'm gonna track him down.
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And...
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See what...
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Shredded broth is the same.
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Something of great power has left its mark on him.
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The one race.
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I've seen it.
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And you feel he has answers?
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For both of us.
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We should find him then.
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Which would be too difficult.
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But his golem is a master in sneak.
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Follow...
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These tracks are not quite human.
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Not quite beast.
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Even more reason to investigate.
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Die, worm!
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Be wary.
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This creature leads us to peril.
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Okay, I...
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I just have to follow the objective but I can't let that lay like...
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Your fucking orc bros killing a fellow...
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...Gondorian.
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Hmm.
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Stay back!
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If you wanna keep your head!
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Push him down!
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And execute.
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Come on.
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Yes.
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Execute.
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Yes.
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Execute.
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Yes.
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Um...
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Okay.
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Elven bra.
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It would appear the creature is an apt climber.
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Indeed he is.
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Very good at body weight movements.
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Like...
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Can you imagine how many fucking chins and dips golem can make?
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Like he...
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A lot of muscle shredders fuck.
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He don't really weigh anything.
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Would be good in crossfit.
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I feel it.
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Golem the crossfitter!
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I can't say no to killing orc.
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Look at this...
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graphic.
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Oh, okay, let's, uh...
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Oh.
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Oh, hello.
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Another one.
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Watch him!
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Come on.
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Hmm.
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There.
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We.
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Go.
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Do not hesitate.
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Run to freedom.
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Thank you, Rita.
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Run.
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Okay, let's, uh...
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continue to...
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Uh...
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chase after Colin.
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Your creature's power is fraught with danger.
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It is indeed.
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I wish I could be an elf, actually.
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I don't even know if he can be an elf in this glorious game.
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If that's the case...
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I will, um...
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Be that later on.
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But now I just wanna get...
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Golem.
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Oh no...
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I don't want to be ambushed by anything disgusting in here, like some big spider or the sort.
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Gollum, where are you?
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Not there.
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Tracks lead up here. Must be somewhere here.
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No?
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Hmm, a bit of a failure to do...
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Okay, no, sorry. Was nothing. Forget that I spoke.
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Oh, look at those 11 Maidens. Fucking gorgeous.
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What manner of spell is this?
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I lost him.
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Talion.
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Talion.
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The testosterone is.
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A few broken images here.
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And now I wish that I didn't.
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Your family...
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Perhaps that pain...
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Is what connects us.
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That's it!
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Get out!
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Shit.
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Now live.
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Gollum, don't run. I just want to talk to you.
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Eliminate the enemies.
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Nice.
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Okay.
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These are hunters.
00:19:04.000
Highly...
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Whoop!
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That's a disgusting fucking creature. I must kill it for the...
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Overhead the old father.
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And they...
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Throws...
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Spears at me.
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So I have to be careful about that as well.
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Come on then.
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Oh, look.
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Now then.
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Execute.
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Yes.
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Boom.
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Here we are.
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Hello, Lisa Archer.
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Oh.
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Now you're dead.
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Hey, your cowardly creature lurks around here somewhere.
00:19:47.000
Ah.
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Another cinematic.
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How quaint.
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He's kinda cute though.
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Wouldn't cuddle with him.
00:19:55.000
But...
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We must have him back.
00:19:57.000
We must have him.
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Those big eyes.
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Quiet.
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Quiet.
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Quiet.
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Precious.
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Quiet.
00:20:04.000
Quiet.
00:20:05.000
Quiet.
00:20:06.000
Quiet.
00:20:07.000
Quiet.
00:20:08.000
Quiet.
00:20:10.000
Quiet.
00:20:11.000
Quiet.
00:20:12.000
Quiet.
00:20:13.000
Quiet.
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Quiet.
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Quiet.
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Quiet.
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The optimal reward, I...
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Think I could sneak up on me so easily, I hate.
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Only...
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More of them hurts us.
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More of them hurts us.
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Oh, I did.
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What does he know of it?
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Bright master.
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Yes.
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We know us.
00:20:27.000
Bright master came to us.
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In our dreams.
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She...
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That could be a...
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An entitlement for me.
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Bright master.
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This is my juicy elf.
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Sickened.
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Your precious.
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Yes, winners, bright master came to us in our dreams, sheath.
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That could be an entitlement bright master.
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This is much easier. Sickened.
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You're precious. It showed us. It showed us treasures of the bright master.
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No worries.
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Yes, we swore us. We swore us to serve the bright master.
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That's cool. I also have a goblin kind of picture in my apartment.
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That was a game's kitchen reference.
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I do not trust him.
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Neither would I.
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Do not wish to know who I am.
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An interested party success. Fuck yeah.
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Okay, cool. That was a glorious episode, I'd say.
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And it's a really, really cool game. Still learning.
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But, thanks for watching. And as always, feel free to comment something epic.
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Constructive criticism is always appreciated.
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And who am I?
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I'm the bright master. XOXL. Boom.
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I'm the bright master. XOXL. Boom.
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I'm the bright master. XOXL. Boom.
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You'll see you next time.
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Thank you.
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Good luck.
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یں Mahalo I'm the brightisser час치 Touch Fund.
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You fly to miss.
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Good luck.
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It's your goal.
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Good luck.
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Good luck.
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Good luck.
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You fight good luck.
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And as always, that hasn't been called, you know,
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It went from Kseyal.
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There.
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Three birds to escape.
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And I am going one to break down from Kseyal.
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