The Golden One - October 06, 2014


Shadow of Mordor Let's Play Part 2


Episode Stats

Length

22 minutes

Words per Minute

88.2535

Word Count

1,996

Sentence Count

498

Misogynist Sentences

13

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings to you, friends. Fuckin' juicy. Welcome back to Mordo. That was my Frodo imitation.
00:00:17.000 Alright, so let's get into it. Fucking glorious game right here. As you see, I'm heading towards
00:00:24.000 a mission here. I thought to make a mission now that we got a bit more acquainted with this glorious game.
00:00:41.000 Look at that, a human getting beat up. That is far from acceptable.
00:00:45.000 This is post-workout, so this is actually glorious milk in my Fjorma Cool Cop.
00:00:57.000 I have my Cuddly Hood of Gaming on. I will utilize Elf of Glory site and identify this juicy orc.
00:01:12.000 Look at those delts, though. I severely doubt that he's natty.
00:01:22.000 Fuckin' juicy. Alright, let's fuckin' do it.
00:01:31.000 This is a bit like Assassin's Creed. Love it.
00:01:36.000 Hello. Boom. There we are. First archer down.
00:01:42.000 And we can collect arrows there, but I'm full in my Elven arrow-ness.
00:01:47.000 I really love the muffled sound there. And the orcs are trying to scream.
00:02:03.000 That wasn't an archer, though. Here's an archer.
00:02:05.000 Okay, enough. There. One. We're gonna take out one more archer before we head on down.
00:02:20.000 And I just, yeah, post-workout, I thought the game a bit.
00:02:24.000 But then I was like, I'm gonna hang out with my true friends just a bit.
00:02:32.000 But if I die, don't hold against me. I'm still learning.
00:02:39.000 Maybe I have to kill you. You would make a strong slave.
00:02:44.000 I will never be a slave.
00:02:48.000 Whoop.
00:02:52.000 Starting off with a little troll there.
00:02:57.000 There we are.
00:03:06.000 Yeah, I saw that now on the Let's Play I did the first part.
00:03:10.000 But you can't properly see the count number.
00:03:16.000 Because my glorious face is in the way.
00:03:19.000 But just beneath my face you can see that it's counting and then it turns red.
00:03:27.000 And the red means that I can actually perform execution.
00:03:32.000 And move.
00:03:34.000 So there, now.
00:03:38.000 And it's based upon how many hits I successfully landed.
00:03:49.000 So there we are.
00:03:55.000 Love the cap.
00:03:58.000 Cap-dating them.
00:04:02.000 And as I said in the last episode, as long as you stay really fucking offensive.
00:04:07.000 Oh fuck.
00:04:09.000 You will...
00:04:11.000 Fuck.
00:04:14.000 It's good.
00:04:17.000 There we are.
00:04:19.000 And yeah, if I'm not so talkative while I'm...
00:04:28.000 In the middle of the battle it's just because I'm...
00:04:31.000 Concentrated on not disgracing myself.
00:04:34.000 Cool, we got a...
00:04:37.000 Cool thing.
00:04:40.000 Not really familiar with all of this.
00:04:42.000 But that will have to wait and I'll...
00:04:46.000 Jump on off to the next quest.
00:04:47.000 To the next quest.
00:04:49.000 A human slave has died.
00:04:57.000 Stand up. Oh look, uh...
00:04:58.000 True friend.
00:04:59.000 Greetings, true friend.
00:05:00.000 So you didn't die ten years ago.
00:05:03.000 I take it you did not come here to arrest me for treason?
00:05:07.000 Captain...
00:05:09.000 Captain Latzbrot, the Jew suit.
00:05:10.000 You're my only man of that garrison here gone.
00:05:14.000 And why did you come here?
00:05:16.000 Looking for a slave that fought the Black Hand of Sauron.
00:05:19.000 Heh.
00:05:20.000 More like ran away from him.
00:05:22.000 You know this man?
00:05:23.000 Of course.
00:05:25.000 You're staring at him.
00:05:28.000 Where are the servants of the Dark Lord?
00:05:30.000 Do you even know?
00:05:32.000 Perhaps...
00:05:34.000 This is no time to keep secrets.
00:05:36.000 I have been stuck here for weeks.
00:05:39.000 Steady.
00:05:41.000 Come to the outcast camp.
00:05:43.000 We shall ask my scouts.
00:05:45.000 Oh, they have a...
00:05:46.000 Juicy camp here in Moth.
00:05:50.000 That is highly...
00:05:52.000 Oh, look!
00:05:53.000 It's a...
00:05:54.000 Smeagol, bruh.
00:05:56.000 Shredded as fuck.
00:05:58.000 The system of the rogue?
00:06:00.000 No.
00:06:01.000 Someone wants to be seen.
00:06:03.000 We should tread with caution.
00:06:05.000 Smeagol!
00:06:09.000 And I hope you all have seen my Bulubu comics on my Facebook page.
00:06:20.000 And also the Golem one where he gets raped by Frodo.
00:06:25.000 Highly...
00:06:27.000 Highly fun.
00:06:31.000 Set a new target.
00:06:35.000 My current nemesis.
00:06:36.000 Okay, cool.
00:06:38.000 That's...
00:06:39.000 That's fine.
00:06:40.000 I'm gonna see what we have in the map here.
00:06:41.000 I'm gonna run...
00:06:43.000 Off to this mission.
00:06:47.000 See what...
00:06:48.000 What the crack is.
00:06:49.000 Here.
00:06:50.000 Okay, I'm gonna kill this orc for...
00:06:55.000 For being a fucking cart.
00:07:00.000 That's just the way it goes.
00:07:03.000 When you defy my right to rule.
00:07:09.000 It's a beautiful sky as well.
00:07:21.000 I don't know.
00:07:27.000 Okay, I have to fight him regularly.
00:07:30.000 Okay, now I am...
00:07:33.000 In some deep trouble there.
00:07:35.000 I see loads of ops coming at me.
00:07:39.000 But...
00:07:40.000 That's...
00:07:41.000 That's fine.
00:07:42.000 That's cool.
00:07:43.000 Make some good action.
00:07:44.000 Some good let's play...
00:07:46.000 Action.
00:07:47.000 I really love my...
00:07:48.000 It utilizes...
00:07:49.000 Kicks all the time.
00:07:50.000 That's...
00:07:51.000 That's glorious.
00:07:56.000 Speaking of...
00:07:57.000 Kicks...
00:07:58.000 I haven't at all been serious about my stretching.
00:08:01.000 I was...
00:08:03.000 Originally thinking about...
00:08:06.000 Being...
00:08:07.000 Very flexible as I was...
00:08:09.000 Back in the day.
00:08:12.000 But it's not too late.
00:08:13.000 I might do that...
00:08:14.000 When I cut down again.
00:08:15.000 I was down again.
00:08:23.000 Execute!
00:08:28.000 Imagine how glorious.
00:08:38.000 No, execute.
00:08:39.000 Come on.
00:08:42.000 There we go.
00:08:45.000 Such a...
00:08:46.000 Lovely...
00:08:50.000 Lovely thing.
00:08:54.000 And then obviously...
00:08:55.000 I said Boromir...
00:08:56.000 Might have been my...
00:08:58.000 Might be my favorite character.
00:08:59.000 But...
00:09:00.000 Thaw in Oakenshield is...
00:09:03.000 Highly...
00:09:05.000 Destorcerous and other side stuff.
00:09:06.000 So...
00:09:07.000 Really I can as well...
00:09:10.000 Proper...
00:09:12.000 Safe hunt like that.
00:09:13.000 Perhaps I will start running soon.
00:09:23.000 When...
00:09:24.000 When faced with my glorious...
00:09:26.000 Waste.
00:09:27.000 Whop.
00:09:29.000 Shouldn't have said that.
00:09:30.000 Fuck.
00:09:31.000 Shouldn't have said that.
00:09:32.000 At all.
00:09:33.000 At all.
00:09:41.000 Or perhaps it was the right choice to say.
00:09:44.000 None may stop me.
00:09:50.000 Except maybe it's Archer.
00:09:51.000 I'm gonna find him.
00:09:53.000 Where are you?
00:09:54.000 Perfectly timed.
00:09:58.000 Come on.
00:09:59.000 Execute him now.
00:10:01.000 Yes.
00:10:02.000 Sweden.
00:10:03.000 Yes.
00:10:07.000 Oh, he's chasing a...
00:10:09.000 A human...
00:10:10.000 Brother.
00:10:14.000 That is...
00:10:15.000 Not acceptable at all.
00:10:16.000 Little god.
00:10:18.000 Oh ho ho.
00:10:19.000 He's a boss as well.
00:10:20.000 Again and again you have tried to kill me.
00:10:23.000 But you just can't finish a job can you?
00:10:27.000 How does it feel to be a failure?
00:10:31.000 Okay.
00:10:32.000 He's trying to make me look bad in front of all my true friends.
00:10:36.000 That is...
00:10:38.000 That is so far from acceptable.
00:10:40.000 As it goes.
00:10:45.000 But he's a...
00:10:46.000 Proper tough cunt.
00:10:47.000 So uh...
00:10:57.000 Oh it's a minor one.
00:10:59.000 He's just got the remnants.
00:11:01.000 He hasn't been making good gains at all.
00:11:10.000 Yes.
00:11:12.000 Okay.
00:11:13.000 So we have two bosses here.
00:11:14.000 And a lot of...
00:11:15.000 Four is...
00:11:17.000 Oh fuck.
00:11:29.000 So here we are again.
00:11:31.000 Just like old times.
00:11:33.000 Indeed.
00:11:35.000 Okay.
00:11:37.000 I'm...
00:11:40.000 I don't know what's an acceptable rate of death in this um...
00:11:46.000 Highly glorious game.
00:11:47.000 But um...
00:11:50.000 But it's fine.
00:11:51.000 It's cool.
00:11:52.000 I will get um...
00:11:53.000 Revenge on him.
00:11:55.000 So dumb killable.
00:11:57.000 Didn't I kill him actually?
00:11:59.000 In the last episode.
00:12:01.000 And that count as well.
00:12:03.000 Hmm.
00:12:08.000 Oh well.
00:12:09.000 Return to game.
00:12:14.000 Look at that juicy elf.
00:12:16.000 They are lights to guide us in the land of shadow.
00:12:18.000 Where all other lights may fail.
00:12:20.000 Okay.
00:12:21.000 Pale reflections of the light of the two trees.
00:12:24.000 And memories of a lost kingdom.
00:12:28.000 We will head on off...
00:12:31.000 To...
00:12:36.000 Place...
00:12:39.000 There.
00:12:40.000 There.
00:12:42.000 I really just wanted to do that one mission where I kill the archers.
00:12:45.000 But um...
00:12:47.000 Since...
00:12:48.000 Since I'm already here I might as well...
00:12:50.000 And since you all...
00:12:52.000 Are already watching it we might as well do um...
00:12:54.000 Some more cool things.
00:12:56.000 We got some juicy cunts up ahead here.
00:12:59.000 Up ahead here.
00:13:03.000 There we are.
00:13:08.000 Oh.
00:13:10.000 I'm gonna track him down.
00:13:14.000 And...
00:13:16.000 See what...
00:13:18.000 Shredded broth is the same.
00:13:22.000 Something of great power has left its mark on him.
00:13:26.000 The one race.
00:13:27.000 I've seen it.
00:13:28.000 And you feel he has answers?
00:13:30.000 For both of us.
00:13:34.000 We should find him then.
00:13:36.000 Which would be too difficult.
00:13:41.000 But his golem is a master in sneak.
00:13:47.000 Follow...
00:13:48.000 These tracks are not quite human.
00:13:50.000 Not quite beast.
00:13:52.000 Even more reason to investigate.
00:13:54.000 Die, worm!
00:13:57.000 Be wary.
00:13:59.000 This creature leads us to peril.
00:14:01.000 Okay, I...
00:14:04.000 I just have to follow the objective but I can't let that lay like...
00:14:08.000 Your fucking orc bros killing a fellow...
00:14:11.000 ...Gondorian.
00:14:13.000 Hmm.
00:14:15.000 Stay back!
00:14:16.000 If you wanna keep your head!
00:14:19.000 Push him down!
00:14:23.000 And execute.
00:14:25.000 Come on.
00:14:27.000 Yes.
00:14:29.000 Execute.
00:14:30.000 Yes.
00:14:32.000 Execute.
00:14:33.000 Yes.
00:14:35.000 Um...
00:14:37.000 Okay.
00:14:39.000 Elven bra.
00:14:40.000 It would appear the creature is an apt climber.
00:14:45.000 Indeed he is.
00:14:46.000 Very good at body weight movements.
00:14:48.000 Like...
00:14:49.000 Can you imagine how many fucking chins and dips golem can make?
00:14:52.000 Like he...
00:14:54.000 A lot of muscle shredders fuck.
00:14:56.000 He don't really weigh anything.
00:14:58.000 Would be good in crossfit.
00:15:00.000 I feel it.
00:15:02.000 Golem the crossfitter!
00:15:03.000 I can't say no to killing orc.
00:15:11.000 Look at this...
00:15:12.000 graphic.
00:15:14.000 Oh, okay, let's, uh...
00:15:19.000 Oh.
00:15:23.000 Oh, hello.
00:15:24.000 Another one.
00:15:25.000 Watch him!
00:15:26.000 Come on.
00:15:27.000 Hmm.
00:15:28.000 There.
00:15:29.000 We.
00:15:30.000 Go.
00:15:31.000 Do not hesitate.
00:15:32.000 Run to freedom.
00:15:33.000 Thank you, Rita.
00:15:34.000 Run.
00:15:35.000 Okay, let's, uh...
00:15:36.000 continue to...
00:15:38.000 Uh...
00:15:39.000 chase after Colin.
00:15:40.000 Your creature's power is fraught with danger.
00:15:41.000 It is indeed.
00:15:42.000 I wish I could be an elf, actually.
00:15:43.000 I don't even know if he can be an elf in this glorious game.
00:15:45.000 If that's the case...
00:15:46.000 I will, um...
00:15:47.000 Be that later on.
00:15:48.000 But now I just wanna get...
00:15:49.000 Golem.
00:15:50.000 Golem.
00:15:51.000 Golem.
00:15:52.000 Golem.
00:15:53.000 Golem.
00:15:54.000 Golem.
00:15:55.000 Golem.
00:15:56.000 Golem.
00:15:57.000 Golem.
00:15:58.000 Golem.
00:15:59.000 Golem.
00:16:00.000 Golem.
00:16:01.000 Golem.
00:16:02.000 Golem.
00:16:03.000 Golem.
00:16:04.000 Golem.
00:16:05.000 Golem.
00:16:06.000 Golem.
00:16:07.000 Golem.
00:16:08.000 Golem.
00:16:09.000 Golem.
00:16:10.000 Golem.
00:16:11.000 Golem.
00:16:12.000 Golem.
00:16:13.000 Golem.
00:16:14.000 Golem.
00:16:15.000 Golem.
00:16:16.000 Golem.
00:16:17.420 Golem.
00:16:18.000 Golem.
00:16:19.000 Golem.
00:16:20.000 Golem.
00:16:24.000 Golem.
00:16:25.000 Golem.
00:16:26.020 Golem.
00:16:27.000 Golem.
00:16:32.080 Golem.
00:16:37.000 Golem.
00:16:38.020 Oh no...
00:16:39.000 I don't want to be ambushed by anything disgusting in here, like some big spider or the sort.
00:16:53.000 Gollum, where are you?
00:17:02.000 Not there.
00:17:04.000 Tracks lead up here. Must be somewhere here.
00:17:14.000 No?
00:17:20.000 Hmm, a bit of a failure to do...
00:17:24.000 Okay, no, sorry. Was nothing. Forget that I spoke.
00:17:34.000 Oh, look at those 11 Maidens. Fucking gorgeous.
00:17:44.000 What manner of spell is this?
00:17:46.000 I lost him.
00:17:48.000 Talion.
00:17:50.000 Talion.
00:17:52.000 The testosterone is.
00:17:54.000 A few broken images here.
00:17:57.000 And now I wish that I didn't.
00:18:01.000 Your family...
00:18:03.000 Perhaps that pain...
00:18:05.000 Is what connects us.
00:18:11.000 That's it!
00:18:13.000 Get out!
00:18:16.000 Shit.
00:18:20.000 Now live.
00:18:21.000 Gollum, don't run. I just want to talk to you.
00:18:45.000 Eliminate the enemies.
00:18:47.000 Nice.
00:18:56.000 Okay.
00:19:01.000 These are hunters.
00:19:04.000 Highly...
00:19:09.000 Whoop!
00:19:11.000 That's a disgusting fucking creature. I must kill it for the...
00:19:14.000 Overhead the old father.
00:19:20.000 And they...
00:19:22.000 Throws...
00:19:24.000 Spears at me.
00:19:26.000 So I have to be careful about that as well.
00:19:28.000 Come on then.
00:19:30.000 Oh, look.
00:19:32.000 Now then.
00:19:34.000 Execute.
00:19:36.000 Yes.
00:19:37.000 Boom.
00:19:38.000 Here we are.
00:19:39.000 Hello, Lisa Archer.
00:19:41.000 Oh.
00:19:43.000 Now you're dead.
00:19:45.000 Hey, your cowardly creature lurks around here somewhere.
00:19:47.000 Ah.
00:19:49.000 Another cinematic.
00:19:50.000 How quaint.
00:19:52.000 He's kinda cute though.
00:19:54.000 Wouldn't cuddle with him.
00:19:55.000 But...
00:19:56.000 We must have him back.
00:19:57.000 We must have him.
00:19:58.000 Those big eyes.
00:19:59.000 Quiet.
00:20:00.000 Quiet.
00:20:01.000 Quiet.
00:20:02.000 Precious.
00:20:03.000 Quiet.
00:20:04.000 Quiet.
00:20:05.000 Quiet.
00:20:06.000 Quiet.
00:20:07.000 Quiet.
00:20:08.000 Quiet.
00:20:10.000 Quiet.
00:20:11.000 Quiet.
00:20:12.000 Quiet.
00:20:13.000 Quiet.
00:20:14.000 Quiet.
00:20:15.000 Quiet.
00:20:16.000 Quiet.
00:20:17.000 The optimal reward, I...
00:20:18.000 Think I could sneak up on me so easily, I hate.
00:20:19.000 Only...
00:20:20.000 More of them hurts us.
00:20:21.000 More of them hurts us.
00:20:22.000 Oh, I did.
00:20:23.000 What does he know of it?
00:20:24.000 Bright master.
00:20:25.000 Yes.
00:20:26.000 We know us.
00:20:27.000 Bright master came to us.
00:20:28.000 In our dreams.
00:20:30.000 She...
00:20:31.000 That could be a...
00:20:32.000 An entitlement for me.
00:20:33.000 Bright master.
00:20:34.000 This is my juicy elf.
00:20:35.000 Sickened.
00:20:36.000 Your precious.
00:20:37.000 Yes, winners, bright master came to us in our dreams, sheath.
00:20:51.000 That could be an entitlement bright master.
00:20:56.000 This is much easier. Sickened.
00:20:59.000 You're precious. It showed us. It showed us treasures of the bright master.
00:21:08.000 No worries.
00:21:09.000 Yes, we swore us. We swore us to serve the bright master.
00:21:16.000 That's cool. I also have a goblin kind of picture in my apartment.
00:21:24.000 That was a game's kitchen reference.
00:21:27.000 I do not trust him.
00:21:30.000 Neither would I.
00:21:32.000 Do not wish to know who I am.
00:21:42.000 An interested party success. Fuck yeah.
00:21:45.000 Okay, cool. That was a glorious episode, I'd say.
00:21:50.000 And it's a really, really cool game. Still learning.
00:21:55.000 But, thanks for watching. And as always, feel free to comment something epic.
00:22:05.000 Constructive criticism is always appreciated.
00:22:11.000 And who am I?
00:22:13.000 I'm the bright master. XOXL. Boom.
00:22:15.000 I'm the bright master. XOXL. Boom.
00:22:16.000 I'm the bright master. XOXL. Boom.
00:22:18.000 You'll see you next time.
00:22:19.000 Thank you.
00:22:20.000 Good luck.
00:22:21.000 یں Mahalo I'm the brightisser час치 Touch Fund.
00:22:22.000 You fly to miss.
00:22:23.000 Good luck.
00:22:25.000 It's your goal.
00:22:26.000 Good luck.
00:22:27.000 Good luck.
00:22:28.000 Good luck.
00:22:29.000 You fight good luck.
00:22:30.000 And as always, that hasn't been called, you know,
00:22:31.000 It went from Kseyal.
00:22:33.000 There.
00:22:34.000 Three birds to escape.
00:22:35.000 And I am going one to break down from Kseyal.