Shadow of Mordor Let's Play Part 3
Episode Stats
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89.14428
Harmful content
Misogyny
21
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Toxicity
125
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Hate speech
36
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Summary
A quick introduction to the main story of The Lord of the Underworld, Sauron's Uruk army, and the quest to find the Black Hand. Also, we get to meet a new character, Ratbag!
Transcript
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Greetings, you friends. Fuckin' juicy. Let us commence killing some orcs, shall we?
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Now in the first episode, this was a quick introduction of the game. In the second episode,
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we hunted down Gollum. We didn't catch him, but that was like a side quest or something.
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So now we're gonna do the main storyline actually. So if you see the bottom left corner, it is
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the yellow kind of shield thing that we wanna go to and kill a boss, I think it is.
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Just gonna slay these blasphemous orcs. Execution now. Boom. Glorious. And that one as well. Boom.
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I can't believe they would kill us for breaking a few tools. The others didn't get away. Please help.
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Um. Do I need to do that now? Now. Ramsey Snow's voice, for those of you who are unaware.
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But that'll have to wait, because I want to get into the main storyline. As I was saying,
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uh, yeah, I've gotten that as constructive criticism that it should be more, um, like a linear storyline.
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So instead, I shouldn't just be running around killing stuff, but, um, but actually following the,
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um, the story. I didn't include the, um, the intro to the game, because, you know, you will see that in
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better quality when you actually get the game, or you can just watch it, you know, some other times.
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So, um, and I didn't wanna comment through that either, because it was quite a nice intro.
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So, so you start off here instead. But from now on, uh, I'll try to keep it.
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Okay, so we activate, uh, missions. The Spirit of Mordor.
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Sauron's Uruks relentlessly abuse lesser orcs in their violent struggles for power. Investigates how
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the power of a raid can exploit these struggles. Piercing weak minds to bring down the enemy
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forces from within. One orc mind, in particular, shines the blatant beacon of weakness. All right, cool.
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Razor! Come close if you want the backhand.
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Those slaves, scum! I'll pour a poison in your ear.
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Oh, but you cut these ropes. Ratbag will tell you everything. Ratbag the sneaky cunt, as it's also known.
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I die, and you know nothing! Nothing, you hear me?
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Maybe I'll grant your request. End your misery.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no! I was just gonna... Look! Those slaves are no match for the orc army.
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Their schemes are as rotten as barrel fish. Ratbag can teach you the ways of the orc. Ratbag can make up my work.
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That's the juicy glorious elf who does that.
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Okay, he had a little cool hat there. Nice. It's neat.
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If you can expose him to a caragor. Okay, so a caragor is...
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Don't release him, then kill him for god's sake.
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then they wouldn't be able to stop your little insurrection, would they?
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They're not very popular around here, and I know it.
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First, we need to take care of a certain captain.
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Those slaves are stabbing you in the back.
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At least an Uruk will stab you in the front.
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I'll show them all when I'm in the Black Hand's inner circle.
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Becoming a captain is just the first step of Ratbag's plan to become a warchief.
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Been prepared to step hard on his neck of chalk.
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They must not get at the true friend door.
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We come to blows as far back as Ratbag can remember.
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Last time, he kicks Ratbag into the category pick.
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All the others laugh as the Karagor bats right back around like a yarn ball.
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Okay, so Goroth gets proper content and it needs to be put to grass.
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And let me guess, you think I should open those pens.
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Keep out of sight. I'll see that your captain gets demoted.
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All right, I'm gonna try to do this a sneaky way.
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And be a bit more of a juicy assassin kind of character.
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This looks like a good spot to get some shut-eye.
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Goroth will kill you if he catches your napping.
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So much for him, always being in the same place.
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When I walk the plains of Mordor, I find Karagors by the sound of them running away from me.
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Let us, let us take this one, dear true friends.
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But it was nice that I actually managed this mission
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I need you to take a body back to my tent.
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We must use the weapons of our enemy against him.
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I was a bit unsure in the last episode what, you know, the missions were and everything like that.
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They don't hate me, the golden one, because everyone loves me and admire me greatly.
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I have a special ability when I jump over stuff.
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You can press space bar and then I sprint even faster.
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And it's quite nice that you don't run out of stamina either.
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Blind his many eyes and the beast can't see you coming.
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So, we're gonna execute Ratbag because they're bald.
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That seems like an awfully good idea, to be honest.
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Well, we should have executed Ratbag sooner.
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Okay, so I'm gonna try to kill some Polar Dorks and then get the other big, juicy...
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He had a sickening physique, though, in his defense.
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I'll always be fair like that even if he tried to kill me.
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I recognize that he spent a lot of time in the gym.
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Okay, the Varchiefs are the most powerful rank in the Uruk forces.
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Some will murder, assassinate and backstab their way to the top.
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Others will try to gain favor or protecting by serving Varchiefs as bodyguards.
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So, uh, some intel on this, uh, finite man right here.
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I'll take care of one of the Warchiefs for you.
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Make sure you keep your head away the neck this time.
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And that will have to conclude the third episode and the real storyline episode.
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So I will continue next time by doing this one, main quest right there.
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So fourth episode, I will just continue off here and then go on the fucking juices fuck it will be.
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And there will be my ancient elf of wisdom, XOXO.
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