The Golden One - October 09, 2014


Shadow of Mordor Part 4


Episode Stats

Length

45 minutes

Words per Minute

66.32544

Word Count

3,002

Sentence Count

586

Misogynist Sentences

20

Hate Speech Sentences

28


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings, you friends. Welcome back to Glorious Mordor. And we left off the third episode,
00:00:14.280 main quest. We met a juicy cheeky cunt named Ratbag. Now we're gonna continue by slaying
00:00:23.520 some watches. And I obviously loaded up with some Glorious Lindvalls coffee. I have the
00:00:32.520 trusted Teddy of Glory, who indulges in my gameplay as well. So, enough talk. Let's get
00:00:47.220 at it, shall we? Okay, cool. Sickening. They're having a bit of an orc infight in there. Alright,
00:01:10.220 we're gonna just run to where it's at. I'm just gonna consult the map again. So, we're
00:01:20.220 running the wardsheath is where it's at. So, I'm just gonna get in there and fight some
00:01:29.220 orc. Let's hunt some orc. I don't know if I talked about this, but can you imagine how
00:01:38.220 much fucking bench for the hench Gimli has done in his days? I heard that the dwarves
00:01:45.220 are really big into powerlifting. True story. Cool. Mog the other twin. That was a highly
00:02:00.220 fucking glorious name. The other twin. Oh, look at that. Ratbag in trouble. We must...
00:02:07.220 Oh, look at that. Ratbag in trouble. We must...
00:02:14.220 The bustage, they mistreat our true friend. They will not live until worse. Oh, look at that.
00:02:20.220 They will. Fucking poverty orcs, that is. Could you get me down?
00:02:27.220 The juicy orc got knocked the fuck down.
00:02:34.220 I'm all right. That didn't hurt at all. I know what you're thinking, ninja. This was
00:02:41.220 not my fault. I go to tell the chief that I've killed his bodyguard. He turns around.
00:02:47.220 I've got the exact same face as the dead maggot I just killed.
00:02:49.220 I really like the dwarf. It's cool.
00:02:50.220 I'm all right. That didn't hurt at all. That didn't hurt at all.
00:02:54.220 I know what you're thinking, ninja. This was not my fault. I go to tell the chief that I've killed his bodyguard.
00:03:00.220 He turns around. I've got the exact same face as the dead maggot I just killed.
00:03:05.220 I've got the exact same face as the dead maggot I just killed.
00:03:07.220 I've got the exact same face as the dead maggot I just killed.
00:03:09.220 Twins. What are the odds of it?
00:03:13.220 I really like the dwarf. He's cool.
00:03:33.220 I really like him. It's a proper cheeky cunt.
00:03:38.220 Probably a misker.
00:03:43.220 In the face of a true foe.
00:03:45.220 Rattle a cage and bring out the beast.
00:03:47.220 Kill a berserk with a ledge kill.
00:03:50.220 And a ledge kill is...
00:03:53.220 What exactly?
00:03:55.220 It will become clear I suppose with a ledge kill.
00:04:01.220 If Ratbag is able to take the war chief's place.
00:04:04.220 It will only be a matter of time before he leads us to the black hand.
00:04:07.220 Ratbag, look out Goro.
00:04:09.220 I'll do this.
00:04:10.220 If you shut up.
00:04:11.220 I will let it be possible.
00:04:12.220 I will let it be possible.
00:04:14.220 Berserkus.
00:04:15.220 Counter normal.
00:04:16.220 Stun them with E.
00:04:17.220 Before attacking.
00:04:18.220 Okay cool.
00:04:19.220 There you are.
00:04:20.220 And now.
00:04:21.220 And then.
00:04:22.220 Execute.
00:04:23.220 Yes.
00:04:24.220 Whoop.
00:04:25.220 Almost fell off the ledge there.
00:04:29.220 Oh.
00:04:30.220 That was silly of me.
00:04:31.220 Whoop.
00:04:32.220 I'm going to take care of this.
00:04:34.220 Other sickening orcs.
00:04:48.220 Or unsickening orcs.
00:04:50.220 Or unsickening orcs first.
00:04:51.280 That was silly of me. I'm gonna take care of these other sickening orcs, or unsickening orcs first, and then I'll get in for killing that bastard.
00:05:08.280 Oh no, execute. Yes. Boom. I clearly blocked there, though. Come on. Come on, game. Don't mess with me now.
00:05:28.280 That's really annoying when I try to block, but it goes into the reindeer mode instead.
00:05:43.280 Return to the training platform.
00:05:52.280 Ah, come on then. And now execute.
00:05:58.280 Yes. As I said in the last episode, no not, the second episode, that you can barely see when the number is turning red.
00:06:15.280 And then I can execute. Sorry, I could actually execute.
00:06:20.280 Sickening.
00:06:27.280 Is he gonna fight me?
00:06:30.280 I thought he was gonna run there. I would run if I were him.
00:06:33.280 Fucking little poverty orc wanna fight and have a go at it, the proud ranger of Gondor.
00:06:44.280 Mog, the other twin, has arrived.
00:06:46.280 Mog.
00:06:47.280 Mog, the other queen has arrived.
00:06:49.280 Mog, the other queen has arrived.
00:06:50.280 Mog.
00:06:51.280 Mog.
00:06:52.280 That is one sick count. With a sick physique.
00:06:55.280 Mog.
00:06:56.280 The pain of my twin shall recall within you.
00:07:00.280 That is um...
00:07:02.280 That is one henchguy right there.
00:07:05.280 I will give your corpse to my master!
00:07:16.560 Oh fuck!
00:07:18.560 Fuck no now!
00:07:24.560 Oh well, let's retry that, shall we?
00:07:30.600 I'm still very uncertain now to counter this, it's always kind of a different system, but
00:07:41.440 I suppose I'll learn.
00:07:46.440 I could be fighting the Hodge twins as well, would be cool.
00:07:59.560 Now run.
00:08:02.360 And execute.
00:08:08.360 Yes, come on now.
00:08:15.240 You cannot escape the dark.
00:08:17.240 Oh, but I can.
00:08:18.680 I'm the glorious ranger.
00:08:24.280 No?
00:08:29.560 Okay, I like his sword, eh?
00:08:32.360 It's glorious.
00:08:38.360 And now execute.
00:08:45.160 Fuck.
00:08:47.160 And now execute.
00:08:49.160 Fuck.
00:08:51.160 Alright, it was a permable cork.
00:09:01.960 Fucking fat fuck.
00:09:03.960 Fuck.
00:09:05.960 Come on then, I'm blocking.
00:09:09.960 Come on now.
00:09:24.760 Come on now.
00:09:26.760 Slay him.
00:09:28.760 Yes, sickening.
00:09:43.560 Sickening gains.
00:09:49.560 I killed the Hodge twins, both of them.
00:09:54.360 Glorious.
00:09:58.360 Now we have a fellow true friend as a war chief now.
00:10:08.360 Don't you worry, mate.
00:10:29.160 I'll take care though, true friends.
00:10:31.960 I will deal with them.
00:10:33.960 I need a chopper blade.
00:10:39.960 Rat bagged cowl, mug dollar twin.
00:10:49.960 Power seven, rat bagged cowl, mug dollar twin.
00:10:53.960 It's getting quite juicy indeed.
00:10:59.960 Missing complete.
00:11:05.640 View location, but I want to go to the shattered memories.
00:11:15.640 Oh well.
00:11:19.640 Or we can just go to this vendetta.
00:11:23.640 Let's do it.
00:11:24.440 Let's avenge this, eh?
00:11:28.440 This, eh, guy.
00:11:34.440 Proper mordor here.
00:11:38.440 There we go.
00:12:04.440 Okay, standing up there.
00:12:06.440 We're going to be going to do some parkour action.
00:12:14.440 Okay, let's fight first then.
00:12:24.440 Alright.
00:12:26.440 Let's kill you then, shall we?
00:12:34.440 And now, execute.
00:12:42.440 Yes, come on.
00:12:48.440 Aha!
00:12:50.440 Hate of defeat.
00:12:52.440 What is that now?
00:12:56.440 Okay, cool.
00:13:10.440 I managed to get one of those in.
00:13:16.440 That's nice.
00:13:18.440 I don't know.
00:13:28.440 Fuck.
00:13:30.440 Oh, that was a new one.
00:13:44.440 Beautifully done.
00:13:48.440 Oh, that was a new one.
00:13:52.440 Beautifully done.
00:13:56.440 Beautifully done.
00:13:58.440 Oh, we still want to get it now.
00:14:00.440 Oh.
00:14:02.440 We still want to get it now.
00:14:04.440 Oh.
00:14:06.440 Oh.
00:14:08.440 Oh.
00:14:10.440 Oh.
00:14:14.440 Oh.
00:14:18.440 Oh.
00:14:22.440 At least your corpse will get me a promotion.
00:14:28.440 Okay, alright, so what I actually should have done is move the cursor to his face and blocked, I think that is.
00:14:47.440 Now we're gonna fight. Oh, that cheeky pants, how quaint.
00:14:58.440 Motherfrog blood.
00:15:13.440 Okay, so that was...
00:15:19.440 Aha, okay, I have to gain intel on them.
00:15:26.440 Yeah, I'm still learning. I started playing directly as a let's play this game, so...
00:15:31.440 What are these towers of silver? They are lights to guide us in the land of shadow, where all other lights may fail.
00:15:37.440 Pale reflections of the light of the two trees and memories of a lost kingdom.
00:15:43.440 Let's consult the map, shall we?
00:15:50.440 Invade the duel.
00:15:52.440 Okay, well, gonna go there then, I suppose.
00:16:09.440 I suppose.
00:16:15.440 I suppose that's a cool thing to do.
00:16:18.440 Let's see if we can advance the storyline here a bit.
00:16:32.440 Smeagol.
00:16:41.440 Okay, let's hunt Smeagol a bit.
00:16:47.440 For some cardio.
00:16:48.440 He's talking about his creatine.
00:16:56.440 He's talking about his creatine.
00:16:59.440 Show me another treasure from your dreams.
00:17:14.440 Yes.
00:17:18.440 We will prove ourselves.
00:17:21.440 Bright master.
00:17:24.440 We will prove we are friends.
00:17:28.440 Take us to it.
00:17:30.440 Do it, main.
00:17:31.440 Yes.
00:17:32.440 Do it.
00:17:34.440 Come.
00:17:35.440 This way.
00:17:38.440 Come on.
00:17:39.440 Come on, mate.
00:17:42.440 Let's fucking do it.
00:17:44.440 Come on, mate.
00:17:45.440 Let's fucking do it.
00:17:53.440 That's no problem at all, Grim.
00:17:54.440 He is a master in chins.
00:17:57.440 As I said in the other episode, he is really good at 48 movements.
00:18:01.440 Come on, Grim.
00:18:09.440 You must follow us, bright master.
00:18:14.440 To the treasures.
00:18:15.440 Bright master.
00:18:17.440 Last we sneaks here.
00:18:20.440 No orcs.
00:18:22.440 Oh.
00:18:24.440 He's red like poison.
00:18:28.440 Okay, come on then, Gollum.
00:18:29.440 Go.
00:18:33.440 Gollum pliss.
00:18:39.440 You're gonna go then, Gollum.
00:18:48.440 Cheeky cunt.
00:18:55.440 He's a masterful, beautiful singing voice, Gollum has.
00:19:02.440 Kill the archers?
00:19:04.440 With headshots.
00:19:09.440 Can we get one more?
00:19:23.440 No?
00:19:26.440 Hmm.
00:19:28.440 Kill the archers with headshots.
00:19:31.440 But we kinda need...
00:19:35.440 More...
00:19:37.440 Arrows.
00:19:40.440 Hmm.
00:19:42.440 Oh well, let's just clear the area.
00:19:45.440 I'm just gonna...
00:19:47.440 Do this way.
00:20:05.440 And then a proper execution to...
00:20:07.440 Get his cone.
00:20:11.440 Okay.
00:20:14.440 Who else want to fucking fight me?
00:20:17.440 Go...
00:20:18.440 Oh fuck.
00:20:19.440 Let's do it.
00:20:20.440 Let's...
00:20:21.440 Let's fucking dance.
00:20:22.440 Dance with me.
00:20:24.440 Hmm.
00:20:28.440 Who dare...
00:20:30.440 Challenge me.
00:20:31.440 Where did he go?
00:20:45.440 Where did he go?
00:20:49.440 Okay.
00:20:50.440 I will try to...
00:20:52.440 Stay on the mission.
00:20:53.440 Come on.
00:20:54.440 You must follow us, Bright Master.
00:20:55.440 To the treasure as we go.
00:20:57.440 You must follow us, Bright Master.
00:20:58.440 To the treasure as we go.
00:21:00.440 First we sneaks here.
00:21:01.440 No orcs.
00:21:02.440 They spread their poison.
00:21:04.440 They spread their poison.
00:21:06.440 They do, indeed.
00:21:07.440 You know, who would die fast?
00:21:09.440 And I'll fight like this.
00:21:11.440 And I will pay.
00:21:13.440 I will tear you.
00:21:15.440 Come on, Gollum.
00:21:16.440 Come on, Gollum.
00:21:34.440 He is adorable, isn't he, though?
00:21:39.440 Nasty is above.
00:21:41.440 Kill them.
00:21:46.440 Kill them.
00:22:11.440 No.
00:22:17.440 Kill them.
00:22:19.440 Kill them.
00:22:21.440 Let's go, come on.
00:22:23.440 Now then.
00:22:24.440 Cool.
00:22:27.440 No, no, no...
00:22:30.440 The old master takes us to the precious.
00:22:34.440 We show him.
00:22:35.440 We show him.
00:22:37.440 And here we want us to...
00:22:40.440 Beautiful song to enhance...
00:22:41.440 To enlighten my day.
00:22:43.440 Kill them.
00:22:44.440 Where are you, then?
00:22:45.440 I don't know what you can't run. There we go.
00:22:51.440 Now...
00:22:55.440 With a headshot, nonetheless.
00:23:06.440 Elfshot needed.
00:23:08.440 Oh, I can see a shot here. Sickening.
00:23:15.440 Let's try one more time.
00:23:26.440 I'm the royal one. I am.
00:23:29.440 Like flapping fishes.
00:23:31.440 But filthy, tricksy ranger comes along.
00:23:36.440 Crud ranger.
00:23:38.440 Smiley stinty ranger.
00:23:40.440 He hurts us.
00:23:42.440 A bit disrespectful towards ranger, but I'm kind of elf, so it's fine.
00:23:46.440 And then, yes.
00:23:52.440 Bonus objective.
00:23:54.440 Nice that I did that.
00:23:57.440 Come on, Gollum.
00:23:58.440 He'll show us, and we'll take it.
00:24:01.440 He'll show us, and he steals it.
00:24:04.440 No. No.
00:24:06.440 We'll take it from him.
00:24:09.440 We'll take it from our sharpest of sharpsies.
00:24:14.440 But not hurting, no hurting.
00:24:19.440 Gentle sharpies.
00:24:22.440 Shows us, bright master.
00:24:27.440 You guys.
00:24:29.440 We wait here for you.
00:24:30.440 Vision artifact.
00:24:36.440 Okay.
00:24:38.440 Let us, um, see what is up.
00:24:43.440 Your friend seems quick to lead us to danger.
00:24:47.440 Knowledge of my past is worth any trial.
00:24:49.440 What's this, then?
00:24:50.440 Nothing overworked, I suppose.
00:24:51.440 What's this, then?
00:24:52.440 Nothing overworked, I suppose.
00:24:53.440 Nothing overworked, I suppose.
00:24:55.440 What's this, then?
00:24:58.440 Nothing overworked, I suppose.
00:25:24.440 This is just shattered memories.
00:25:27.440 Okay.
00:25:28.440 Fine, then.
00:25:39.440 The shattered artifact.
00:25:42.440 Okay, this is a bit of a fail when you do, uh, let's plays.
00:25:45.440 That I have no, uh, no real idea of, um, what I'm actually doing, to be honest.
00:25:55.440 I just wanna kill some orcs here, but, um, but that is not what is up.
00:26:10.440 I have to find some sort of artifact.
00:26:12.440 We came from there.
00:26:15.440 Just gonna try to follow this one more time.
00:26:26.440 Uh, yeah, bear with me, as I try to...
00:26:37.440 Try to find...
00:26:43.440 Pick up.
00:26:44.440 Okay, cool.
00:26:45.440 There we are.
00:26:46.440 Nice.
00:26:56.440 That was the pre-workout kicking in.
00:26:58.440 Look at that juicy elf, though.
00:27:08.440 Sick cunt.
00:27:15.440 Just glorious.
00:27:16.440 Kinda looks like me.
00:27:17.440 Sickening.
00:27:25.440 It is so fine a gift.
00:27:31.440 What a gift.
00:27:32.440 Okay, it was a very poor pre-workout. He actually knocked himself out with it.
00:27:46.440 Get off me!
00:27:47.440 Get off me!
00:27:49.440 Thanks!
00:27:50.440 Come here!
00:27:51.440 How dare you!
00:27:52.440 What a beautiful weapon, though.
00:27:53.440 Maybe a little war room, though.
00:27:54.440 Why do we choose these dreams?
00:27:55.440 They offer no answers, only more questions.
00:27:56.440 These are not mere dreams.
00:27:57.440 With each vision, my power grows stronger.
00:27:58.440 Come here!
00:28:00.340 Cut down, dude.
00:28:07.540 What a beautiful weapon, though.
00:28:09.040 Why do we choose these dreams?
00:28:11.040 They offer no answers, only more questions.
00:28:13.540 These are not mere dreams.
00:28:17.540 With each vision, my power grows stronger.
00:28:22.540 He still looks after us.
00:28:28.440 You know what would be really cool?
00:28:30.440 If I also had one of those hairbands that the elf has,
00:28:33.440 I'm going to try to get one of those
00:28:35.440 to make it videos in.
00:28:46.440 Cool.
00:28:50.440 What in general are those?
00:28:54.440 Ghouls.
00:28:58.440 Oh god, there I am.
00:29:12.440 Arr.
00:29:13.440 Okay, so that's instead of my execution when I fight these bust-ups.
00:29:29.440 I do like that instead.
00:29:31.440 And I really need this as well because they are quite many indeed.
00:29:47.440 Okay, come at me bros.
00:29:48.440 Come at me.
00:29:52.440 No!
00:29:53.440 Don't die on me, Talion.
00:29:54.440 I've died enough in this episode.
00:30:11.440 Oh, leave me alone.
00:30:13.440 I'm going to fight you all.
00:30:15.440 Now then.
00:30:16.440 Yes.
00:30:17.440 Mission complete.
00:30:18.440 Fucking brilliant.
00:30:19.440 The halfling golem will betray us to the black hand the first chance he gets.
00:30:24.440 He has no love for the dark lord.
00:30:26.440 He only loves himself.
00:30:27.440 That creature has a part to play in the fate of all middle earth.
00:30:30.440 I can feel it.
00:30:34.440 No warchief selected.
00:30:36.440 Let's select the warchief, shall we?
00:30:39.440 Select a warchief, Sarum's army.
00:30:54.440 Alright, location unknown.
00:30:57.440 Mark target. Cool. Let's do that, dear true friends.
00:31:22.440 Let's see what the crack is. Oh, I don't want to fight him. No, not at all. Not a chance.
00:31:52.440 Let's see if I can outrun him for some cardio gains. He's still after me. And as I said,
00:32:10.440 every time I do these leaps I can get a speed boost.
00:32:17.440 I'm just gonna consult the map real quickly. And we are there. Quite of a stretch to run,
00:32:39.440 to be honest. Oh, well. Try to get there in one piece so we can advance the storyline.
00:32:54.440 Let's see if we can transverse this little cliff in the rain. I hope it isn't too slippery for him.
00:33:06.440 Oh, look. Karagor. Oh, fuck.
00:33:15.440 Oh, fucking hell. And there's a troll as well. Hmm.
00:33:19.440 Hmm. I'm gonna climb up in this tower to get to safety. No?
00:33:34.440 Yeah, no. I don't wanna... Aha, I got killed even. Look at that, true friends. I got killed.
00:33:50.440 Kinda reminds me of the Skyrim episode with the Nord Broth that I died quite a few times.
00:33:58.440 But, uh... That's cool. That's fine. Such a feminine voice of him.
00:34:16.440 Return to game.
00:34:19.440 What is this sorcerous power? To enter their minds? It is not natural.
00:34:25.440 It is the power to sow terror among the servants of our enemy. It is the power to hunt the followers of the Dark Lord.
00:34:38.440 Hmm. Okay.
00:34:49.440 So, there we are.
00:34:53.440 I'm gonna do this as well and then, um...
00:34:58.440 See how it, uh...
00:35:00.440 How it goes.
00:35:14.440 Good old cardio here in Modo.
00:35:16.440 Modo.
00:35:34.440 Alright, nice. We're, uh...
00:35:37.440 Gonna accept that and, uh...
00:35:44.440 Advance the storyline a bit.
00:35:50.440 Well, where is he?
00:35:52.440 Your friend is either a liar or a coward.
00:35:55.440 Maybe it's you threatening his life.
00:35:58.440 Let's go find your precious treasure.
00:36:08.440 Precious.
00:36:13.440 Yeah, the little vermin is not here.
00:36:16.440 The eagle hunts rabbits from up high.
00:36:19.440 And so shall we.
00:36:29.440 Ah, nice to get off...
00:36:31.440 Get off the ground there.
00:36:32.440 Uh...
00:36:33.440 As I don't want to...
00:36:35.440 Uh...
00:36:36.440 Fight that Karagor just yet.
00:36:40.440 Oop.
00:36:42.440 These towers were not built by the Dark Lord, but to challenge him.
00:36:47.440 Now only ruins.
00:36:49.440 Directed in darkness.
00:36:57.440 Really like those jumps.
00:36:58.440 Would be cool if we can do that.
00:37:01.440 Um...
00:37:03.440 IRL.
00:37:04.440 Alright, nice.
00:37:05.440 Nice.
00:37:06.440 A juicy Karagor.
00:37:17.440 Oh, look at that!
00:37:24.440 That's how we deal properly with a Karagor if you're a big, uh...
00:37:28.440 I need at least 20 men to bring that up.
00:37:30.440 Juicy troll.
00:37:31.440 Oh, then we must find another way.
00:37:36.440 Charging for the cave's mouth will only lead us into the Graug's jaws.
00:37:48.440 A well-placed arrow will do the trick here.
00:37:57.440 Impressive, Talion.
00:37:58.440 That will keep the Graug occupied.
00:38:02.440 Huh.
00:38:04.440 He's running there to eat something.
00:38:11.440 We have a time limit here.
00:38:14.440 Come on then.
00:38:18.440 Nice.
00:38:21.440 Let's continue in this...
00:38:24.440 Caves of Madness.
00:38:26.440 Ghouls.
00:38:28.440 Why am I not surprised?
00:38:32.440 Now they're actually running in terror before me.
00:38:35.440 Okay.
00:38:36.440 That's...
00:38:37.440 Fine.
00:38:40.440 That's good.
00:38:41.440 They have proper respect for my martial prowess.
00:38:46.440 Looks like the Graug won his fight against the Karagors.
00:38:49.440 And now is ready for another.
00:38:51.440 But not against me.
00:38:53.440 Cause I'll be running away.
00:38:55.440 Brave Sir Robin.
00:38:56.440 Brave Sir Robin.
00:38:57.440 Turn his tail and run.
00:38:59.440 He bravely run away, away.
00:39:02.440 Brave Sir Robin.
00:39:04.440 That's, uh...
00:39:05.440 The Holy Grail by Monty Python.
00:39:08.440 For those of you who are unaware.
00:39:11.440 Okay.
00:39:12.440 Vision artifact.
00:39:14.440 Is that it?
00:39:16.440 Perhaps.
00:39:21.440 No.
00:39:22.440 Restore health.
00:39:23.440 I didn't really need that though.
00:39:25.440 Uh...
00:39:26.440 Let's climb up here.
00:39:28.440 See what the crack is.
00:39:31.440 Pick up.
00:39:33.440 Huh.
00:39:34.440 Getting better at this.
00:39:35.440 By the minute.
00:39:36.440 Look at those hairs though.
00:39:44.440 Fucking beautiful elephant hairs of glory and wisdom.
00:40:06.440 He is a greedy cunt there.
00:40:12.440 I saw it in his eyes.
00:40:21.440 Beautiful rings.
00:40:22.440 Sickening.
00:40:23.440 Sickening.
00:40:30.440 Only you could accomplish such art.
00:40:34.440 Celebrimbor.
00:40:39.440 Celebrimbor.
00:40:43.440 Hello.
00:40:44.440 I was a smith at the second age.
00:40:45.440 I heard the stories but...
00:40:47.440 I remember my name now.
00:40:50.440 I shaped the history of Middle Earth.
00:40:54.440 I crafted the winds of power.
00:40:55.440 Whoop.
00:41:09.440 Alright.
00:41:11.440 Uh...
00:41:12.440 Escape decays.
00:41:13.440 Shadow strike.
00:41:15.440 Hold on tap.
00:41:25.440 Ok.
00:41:38.440 Ok.
00:41:40.440 Let's try it.
00:41:55.440 I don't know.
00:42:25.440 I don't know.
00:42:55.440 I don't know.
00:43:25.420 I'd like a quick little edit there because I could not get the fucking control to work.
00:43:30.380 But now I'm going to actually aim for a ghoul to transport to him.
00:43:36.900 So you can't just transport yourself to anywhere.
00:43:38.840 So yeah, a little edit there.
00:43:44.680 I'm sorry for that.
00:43:46.220 Not sorry.
00:43:46.800 I'm the one responsible for all of this.
00:43:53.660 That's why Sauron wants me.
00:43:55.760 He wants his gains.
00:43:57.440 I like that.
00:44:06.320 Insolent mouth.
00:44:07.320 I know of his legend.
00:44:11.880 How Sauron deceived you into making the rings.
00:44:14.600 He tortured both you and your king.
00:44:16.600 And the precious.
00:44:18.600 The master makes it too.
00:44:21.720 Where is it?
00:44:22.800 I have no memory of any such thing.
00:44:25.020 Why would it even matter?
00:44:26.440 The master must remember.
00:44:28.840 Yes, you must.
00:44:31.220 We...
00:44:31.800 We take up more traces.
00:44:36.320 Yes.
00:44:37.580 Yes, yes.
00:44:38.900 That could be a cool thing.
00:44:41.860 If anyone says anything rude to me, then everyone comments like,
00:44:45.700 Shut your insolent mouth.
00:44:48.400 Sickening.
00:44:51.400 Okay, cool.
00:44:55.240 That will have to conclude this glorious Let's Play.
00:45:00.940 Thank you so much for watching.
00:45:03.600 And I will talk to you in the next episode.
00:45:08.900 And who am I?
00:45:10.360 I'm the glorious elf of madness.
00:45:14.400 XXO.
00:45:15.400 Boom.