The Golden One - October 09, 2014


Shadow of Mordor Part 4

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Marcus Follin
Mentioned
Karagor Gollum Robin Ratbag Grim The Holy Grail Smiley Escape Sauron Gimli Twins Nasty Goro Crud Mark Shut
Shadow of Mordor Let's Play Part 3 Shadow of Mordor Part 5

Episode Stats


Length

45 minutes

Words per minute

66.33

Word count

3,002

Sentence count

638

Harmful content

Misogyny

20

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Toxicity

151

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Hate speech

28

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Summary

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In this episode of Gloriousmordor, we continue our quest to find the Blackhand, and meet up with Ratbag, the proud ranger of Gondor. We also see that the Other Twin has arrived, and he's not only arrived, but so has the Queen of the Other Queen!

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Greetings, you friends. Welcome back to Glorious Mordor. And we left off the third episode,
00:00:14.280 main quest. We met a juicy cheeky cunt named Ratbag. Now we're gonna continue by slaying 1.00
00:00:23.520 some watches. And I obviously loaded up with some Glorious Lindvalls coffee. I have the
00:00:32.520 trusted Teddy of Glory, who indulges in my gameplay as well. So, enough talk. Let's get
00:00:47.220 at it, shall we? Okay, cool. Sickening. They're having a bit of an orc infight in there. Alright, 0.63
00:01:10.220 we're gonna just run to where it's at. I'm just gonna consult the map again. So, we're
00:01:20.220 running the wardsheath is where it's at. So, I'm just gonna get in there and fight some
00:01:29.220 orc. Let's hunt some orc. I don't know if I talked about this, but can you imagine how 0.99
00:01:38.220 much fucking bench for the hench Gimli has done in his days? I heard that the dwarves 1.00
00:01:45.220 are really big into powerlifting. True story. Cool. Mog the other twin. That was a highly
00:02:00.220 fucking glorious name. The other twin. Oh, look at that. Ratbag in trouble. We must... 0.99
00:02:07.220 Oh, look at that. Ratbag in trouble. We must... 0.78
00:02:14.220 The bustage, they mistreat our true friend. They will not live until worse. Oh, look at that.
00:02:20.220 They will. Fucking poverty orcs, that is. Could you get me down? 1.00
00:02:27.220 The juicy orc got knocked the fuck down. 1.00
00:02:34.220 I'm all right. That didn't hurt at all. I know what you're thinking, ninja. This was 0.98
00:02:41.220 not my fault. I go to tell the chief that I've killed his bodyguard. He turns around. 0.95
00:02:47.220 I've got the exact same face as the dead maggot I just killed. 0.99
00:02:49.220 I really like the dwarf. It's cool. 0.96
00:02:50.220 I'm all right. That didn't hurt at all. That didn't hurt at all.
00:02:54.220 I know what you're thinking, ninja. This was not my fault. I go to tell the chief that I've killed his bodyguard.
00:03:00.220 He turns around. I've got the exact same face as the dead maggot I just killed. 1.00
00:03:05.220 I've got the exact same face as the dead maggot I just killed. 0.99
00:03:07.220 I've got the exact same face as the dead maggot I just killed. 0.99
00:03:09.220 Twins. What are the odds of it? 0.93
00:03:13.220 I really like the dwarf. He's cool.
00:03:33.220 I really like him. It's a proper cheeky cunt. 0.99
00:03:38.220 Probably a misker. 1.00
00:03:43.220 In the face of a true foe.
00:03:45.220 Rattle a cage and bring out the beast. 1.00
00:03:47.220 Kill a berserk with a ledge kill. 1.00
00:03:50.220 And a ledge kill is... 0.99
00:03:53.220 What exactly?
00:03:55.220 It will become clear I suppose with a ledge kill.
00:04:01.220 If Ratbag is able to take the war chief's place. 0.89
00:04:04.220 It will only be a matter of time before he leads us to the black hand. 0.95
00:04:07.220 Ratbag, look out Goro. 1.00
00:04:09.220 I'll do this. 1.00
00:04:10.220 If you shut up. 0.99
00:04:11.220 I will let it be possible. 0.99
00:04:12.220 I will let it be possible.
00:04:14.220 Berserkus.
00:04:15.220 Counter normal.
00:04:16.220 Stun them with E. 0.90
00:04:17.220 Before attacking.
00:04:18.220 Okay cool.
00:04:19.220 There you are.
00:04:20.220 And now.
00:04:21.220 And then. 1.00
00:04:22.220 Execute. 1.00
00:04:23.220 Yes. 0.97
00:04:24.220 Whoop.
00:04:25.220 Almost fell off the ledge there.
00:04:29.220 Oh. 0.72
00:04:30.220 That was silly of me.
00:04:31.220 Whoop. 0.76
00:04:32.220 I'm going to take care of this. 0.98
00:04:34.220 Other sickening orcs. 0.99
00:04:48.220 Or unsickening orcs. 0.97
00:04:50.220 Or unsickening orcs first. 0.97
00:04:51.280 That was silly of me. I'm gonna take care of these other sickening orcs, or unsickening orcs first, and then I'll get in for killing that bastard. 1.00
00:05:08.280 Oh no, execute. Yes. Boom. I clearly blocked there, though. Come on. Come on, game. Don't mess with me now. 1.00
00:05:28.280 That's really annoying when I try to block, but it goes into the reindeer mode instead.
00:05:43.280 Return to the training platform.
00:05:52.280 Ah, come on then. And now execute.
00:05:58.280 Yes. As I said in the last episode, no not, the second episode, that you can barely see when the number is turning red.
00:06:15.280 And then I can execute. Sorry, I could actually execute.
00:06:20.280 Sickening. 0.98
00:06:27.280 Is he gonna fight me? 0.72
00:06:30.280 I thought he was gonna run there. I would run if I were him.
00:06:33.280 Fucking little poverty orc wanna fight and have a go at it, the proud ranger of Gondor. 1.00
00:06:44.280 Mog, the other twin, has arrived. 1.00
00:06:46.280 Mog. 0.92
00:06:47.280 Mog, the other queen has arrived. 0.96
00:06:49.280 Mog, the other queen has arrived. 0.96
00:06:50.280 Mog. 0.92
00:06:51.280 Mog. 0.92
00:06:52.280 That is one sick count. With a sick physique. 1.00
00:06:55.280 Mog. 0.98
00:06:56.280 The pain of my twin shall recall within you.
00:07:00.280 That is um...
00:07:02.280 That is one henchguy right there. 0.99
00:07:05.280 I will give your corpse to my master! 1.00
00:07:16.560 Oh fuck! 1.00
00:07:18.560 Fuck no now! 1.00
00:07:24.560 Oh well, let's retry that, shall we? 0.99
00:07:30.600 I'm still very uncertain now to counter this, it's always kind of a different system, but
00:07:41.440 I suppose I'll learn.
00:07:46.440 I could be fighting the Hodge twins as well, would be cool.
00:07:59.560 Now run. 0.99
00:08:02.360 And execute.
00:08:08.360 Yes, come on now. 0.99
00:08:15.240 You cannot escape the dark.
00:08:17.240 Oh, but I can.
00:08:18.680 I'm the glorious ranger.
00:08:24.280 No?
00:08:29.560 Okay, I like his sword, eh?
00:08:32.360 It's glorious.
00:08:38.360 And now execute. 1.00
00:08:45.160 Fuck. 1.00
00:08:47.160 And now execute. 1.00
00:08:49.160 Fuck. 1.00
00:08:51.160 Alright, it was a permable cork. 1.00
00:09:01.960 Fucking fat fuck. 1.00
00:09:03.960 Fuck. 1.00
00:09:05.960 Come on then, I'm blocking. 1.00
00:09:09.960 Come on now.
00:09:24.760 Come on now. 1.00
00:09:26.760 Slay him. 1.00
00:09:28.760 Yes, sickening. 0.99
00:09:43.560 Sickening gains. 1.00
00:09:49.560 I killed the Hodge twins, both of them. 1.00
00:09:54.360 Glorious. 0.99
00:09:58.360 Now we have a fellow true friend as a war chief now.
00:10:08.360 Don't you worry, mate.
00:10:29.160 I'll take care though, true friends.
00:10:31.960 I will deal with them.
00:10:33.960 I need a chopper blade. 0.99
00:10:39.960 Rat bagged cowl, mug dollar twin.
00:10:49.960 Power seven, rat bagged cowl, mug dollar twin.
00:10:53.960 It's getting quite juicy indeed.
00:10:59.960 Missing complete.
00:11:05.640 View location, but I want to go to the shattered memories.
00:11:15.640 Oh well.
00:11:19.640 Or we can just go to this vendetta.
00:11:23.640 Let's do it.
00:11:24.440 Let's avenge this, eh?
00:11:28.440 This, eh, guy.
00:11:34.440 Proper mordor here.
00:11:38.440 There we go.
00:12:04.440 Okay, standing up there.
00:12:06.440 We're going to be going to do some parkour action.
00:12:14.440 Okay, let's fight first then.
00:12:24.440 Alright. 1.00
00:12:26.440 Let's kill you then, shall we? 1.00
00:12:34.440 And now, execute. 1.00
00:12:42.440 Yes, come on. 0.97
00:12:48.440 Aha! 0.94
00:12:50.440 Hate of defeat.
00:12:52.440 What is that now?
00:12:56.440 Okay, cool.
00:13:10.440 I managed to get one of those in.
00:13:16.440 That's nice.
00:13:18.440 I don't know. 1.00
00:13:28.440 Fuck. 1.00
00:13:30.440 Oh, that was a new one. 1.00
00:13:44.440 Beautifully done.
00:13:48.440 Oh, that was a new one.
00:13:52.440 Beautifully done.
00:13:56.440 Beautifully done.
00:13:58.440 Oh, we still want to get it now.
00:14:00.440 Oh.
00:14:02.440 We still want to get it now.
00:14:04.440 Oh.
00:14:06.440 Oh.
00:14:08.440 Oh.
00:14:10.440 Oh.
00:14:14.440 Oh.
00:14:18.440 Oh.
00:14:22.440 At least your corpse will get me a promotion.
00:14:28.440 Okay, alright, so what I actually should have done is move the cursor to his face and blocked, I think that is.
00:14:47.440 Now we're gonna fight. Oh, that cheeky pants, how quaint. 0.99
00:14:58.440 Motherfrog blood. 0.97
00:15:13.440 Okay, so that was...
00:15:19.440 Aha, okay, I have to gain intel on them.
00:15:26.440 Yeah, I'm still learning. I started playing directly as a let's play this game, so...
00:15:31.440 What are these towers of silver? They are lights to guide us in the land of shadow, where all other lights may fail.
00:15:37.440 Pale reflections of the light of the two trees and memories of a lost kingdom.
00:15:43.440 Let's consult the map, shall we?
00:15:50.440 Invade the duel.
00:15:52.440 Okay, well, gonna go there then, I suppose.
00:16:09.440 I suppose.
00:16:15.440 I suppose that's a cool thing to do.
00:16:18.440 Let's see if we can advance the storyline here a bit.
00:16:32.440 Smeagol.
00:16:41.440 Okay, let's hunt Smeagol a bit.
00:16:47.440 For some cardio.
00:16:48.440 He's talking about his creatine.
00:16:56.440 He's talking about his creatine.
00:16:59.440 Show me another treasure from your dreams.
00:17:14.440 Yes.
00:17:18.440 We will prove ourselves.
00:17:21.440 Bright master.
00:17:24.440 We will prove we are friends.
00:17:28.440 Take us to it.
00:17:30.440 Do it, main.
00:17:31.440 Yes.
00:17:32.440 Do it.
00:17:34.440 Come.
00:17:35.440 This way.
00:17:38.440 Come on.
00:17:39.440 Come on, mate. 1.00
00:17:42.440 Let's fucking do it. 1.00
00:17:44.440 Come on, mate. 1.00
00:17:45.440 Let's fucking do it. 0.99
00:17:53.440 That's no problem at all, Grim. 1.00
00:17:54.440 He is a master in chins.
00:17:57.440 As I said in the other episode, he is really good at 48 movements.
00:18:01.440 Come on, Grim.
00:18:09.440 You must follow us, bright master.
00:18:14.440 To the treasures.
00:18:15.440 Bright master.
00:18:17.440 Last we sneaks here.
00:18:20.440 No orcs.
00:18:22.440 Oh.
00:18:24.440 He's red like poison.
00:18:28.440 Okay, come on then, Gollum.
00:18:29.440 Go.
00:18:33.440 Gollum pliss.
00:18:39.440 You're gonna go then, Gollum. 1.00
00:18:48.440 Cheeky cunt. 1.00
00:18:55.440 He's a masterful, beautiful singing voice, Gollum has. 1.00
00:19:02.440 Kill the archers? 1.00
00:19:04.440 With headshots. 1.00
00:19:09.440 Can we get one more? 0.97
00:19:23.440 No?
00:19:26.440 Hmm. 1.00
00:19:28.440 Kill the archers with headshots. 1.00
00:19:31.440 But we kinda need... 1.00
00:19:35.440 More...
00:19:37.440 Arrows.
00:19:40.440 Hmm.
00:19:42.440 Oh well, let's just clear the area.
00:19:45.440 I'm just gonna...
00:19:47.440 Do this way. 0.98
00:20:05.440 And then a proper execution to... 0.99
00:20:07.440 Get his cone. 0.99
00:20:11.440 Okay. 0.99
00:20:14.440 Who else want to fucking fight me? 0.99
00:20:17.440 Go... 1.00
00:20:18.440 Oh fuck. 1.00
00:20:19.440 Let's do it. 1.00
00:20:20.440 Let's... 1.00
00:20:21.440 Let's fucking dance. 1.00
00:20:22.440 Dance with me. 1.00
00:20:24.440 Hmm.
00:20:28.440 Who dare...
00:20:30.440 Challenge me.
00:20:31.440 Where did he go?
00:20:45.440 Where did he go?
00:20:49.440 Okay.
00:20:50.440 I will try to...
00:20:52.440 Stay on the mission.
00:20:53.440 Come on.
00:20:54.440 You must follow us, Bright Master.
00:20:55.440 To the treasure as we go.
00:20:57.440 You must follow us, Bright Master.
00:20:58.440 To the treasure as we go.
00:21:00.440 First we sneaks here.
00:21:01.440 No orcs.
00:21:02.440 They spread their poison.
00:21:04.440 They spread their poison.
00:21:06.440 They do, indeed.
00:21:07.440 You know, who would die fast?
00:21:09.440 And I'll fight like this.
00:21:11.440 And I will pay. 0.99
00:21:13.440 I will tear you. 0.99
00:21:15.440 Come on, Gollum. 0.95
00:21:16.440 Come on, Gollum.
00:21:34.440 He is adorable, isn't he, though?
00:21:39.440 Nasty is above. 1.00
00:21:41.440 Kill them. 1.00
00:21:46.440 Kill them. 1.00
00:22:11.440 No. 1.00
00:22:17.440 Kill them. 1.00
00:22:19.440 Kill them. 1.00
00:22:21.440 Let's go, come on. 1.00
00:22:23.440 Now then.
00:22:24.440 Cool.
00:22:27.440 No, no, no...
00:22:30.440 The old master takes us to the precious.
00:22:34.440 We show him.
00:22:35.440 We show him.
00:22:37.440 And here we want us to...
00:22:40.440 Beautiful song to enhance...
00:22:41.440 To enlighten my day. 1.00
00:22:43.440 Kill them. 1.00
00:22:44.440 Where are you, then? 1.00
00:22:45.440 I don't know what you can't run. There we go.
00:22:51.440 Now... 0.82
00:22:55.440 With a headshot, nonetheless. 0.96
00:23:06.440 Elfshot needed. 0.97
00:23:08.440 Oh, I can see a shot here. Sickening. 0.99
00:23:15.440 Let's try one more time. 0.60
00:23:26.440 I'm the royal one. I am.
00:23:29.440 Like flapping fishes. 0.98
00:23:31.440 But filthy, tricksy ranger comes along. 0.99
00:23:36.440 Crud ranger. 1.00
00:23:38.440 Smiley stinty ranger.
00:23:40.440 He hurts us.
00:23:42.440 A bit disrespectful towards ranger, but I'm kind of elf, so it's fine.
00:23:46.440 And then, yes.
00:23:52.440 Bonus objective.
00:23:54.440 Nice that I did that.
00:23:57.440 Come on, Gollum.
00:23:58.440 He'll show us, and we'll take it.
00:24:01.440 He'll show us, and he steals it.
00:24:04.440 No. No.
00:24:06.440 We'll take it from him.
00:24:09.440 We'll take it from our sharpest of sharpsies.
00:24:14.440 But not hurting, no hurting.
00:24:19.440 Gentle sharpies.
00:24:22.440 Shows us, bright master.
00:24:27.440 You guys.
00:24:29.440 We wait here for you.
00:24:30.440 Vision artifact.
00:24:36.440 Okay.
00:24:38.440 Let us, um, see what is up.
00:24:43.440 Your friend seems quick to lead us to danger.
00:24:47.440 Knowledge of my past is worth any trial.
00:24:49.440 What's this, then?
00:24:50.440 Nothing overworked, I suppose.
00:24:51.440 What's this, then?
00:24:52.440 Nothing overworked, I suppose.
00:24:53.440 Nothing overworked, I suppose.
00:24:55.440 What's this, then?
00:24:58.440 Nothing overworked, I suppose.
00:25:24.440 This is just shattered memories.
00:25:27.440 Okay.
00:25:28.440 Fine, then.
00:25:39.440 The shattered artifact.
00:25:42.440 Okay, this is a bit of a fail when you do, uh, let's plays.
00:25:45.440 That I have no, uh, no real idea of, um, what I'm actually doing, to be honest.
00:25:55.440 I just wanna kill some orcs here, but, um, but that is not what is up. 0.63
00:26:10.440 I have to find some sort of artifact. 0.98
00:26:12.440 We came from there.
00:26:15.440 Just gonna try to follow this one more time.
00:26:26.440 Uh, yeah, bear with me, as I try to...
00:26:37.440 Try to find...
00:26:43.440 Pick up.
00:26:44.440 Okay, cool.
00:26:45.440 There we are.
00:26:46.440 Nice.
00:26:56.440 That was the pre-workout kicking in.
00:26:58.440 Look at that juicy elf, though. 1.00
00:27:08.440 Sick cunt. 1.00
00:27:15.440 Just glorious. 1.00
00:27:16.440 Kinda looks like me. 0.65
00:27:17.440 Sickening. 0.76
00:27:25.440 It is so fine a gift.
00:27:31.440 What a gift.
00:27:32.440 Okay, it was a very poor pre-workout. He actually knocked himself out with it.
00:27:46.440 Get off me! 1.00
00:27:47.440 Get off me! 1.00
00:27:49.440 Thanks!
00:27:50.440 Come here!
00:27:51.440 How dare you! 0.99
00:27:52.440 What a beautiful weapon, though.
00:27:53.440 Maybe a little war room, though.
00:27:54.440 Why do we choose these dreams?
00:27:55.440 They offer no answers, only more questions.
00:27:56.440 These are not mere dreams.
00:27:57.440 With each vision, my power grows stronger.
00:27:58.440 Come here! 0.99
00:28:00.340 Cut down, dude. 0.98
00:28:07.540 What a beautiful weapon, though.
00:28:09.040 Why do we choose these dreams?
00:28:11.040 They offer no answers, only more questions.
00:28:13.540 These are not mere dreams.
00:28:17.540 With each vision, my power grows stronger.
00:28:22.540 He still looks after us.
00:28:28.440 You know what would be really cool?
00:28:30.440 If I also had one of those hairbands that the elf has,
00:28:33.440 I'm going to try to get one of those
00:28:35.440 to make it videos in.
00:28:46.440 Cool.
00:28:50.440 What in general are those?
00:28:54.440 Ghouls.
00:28:58.440 Oh god, there I am.
00:29:12.440 Arr.
00:29:13.440 Okay, so that's instead of my execution when I fight these bust-ups.
00:29:29.440 I do like that instead.
00:29:31.440 And I really need this as well because they are quite many indeed.
00:29:47.440 Okay, come at me bros.
00:29:48.440 Come at me. 0.99
00:29:52.440 No! 0.96
00:29:53.440 Don't die on me, Talion.
00:29:54.440 I've died enough in this episode.
00:30:11.440 Oh, leave me alone. 0.98
00:30:13.440 I'm going to fight you all. 0.99
00:30:15.440 Now then. 0.99
00:30:16.440 Yes.
00:30:17.440 Mission complete. 0.99
00:30:18.440 Fucking brilliant. 1.00
00:30:19.440 The halfling golem will betray us to the black hand the first chance he gets. 1.00
00:30:24.440 He has no love for the dark lord. 0.97
00:30:26.440 He only loves himself.
00:30:27.440 That creature has a part to play in the fate of all middle earth.
00:30:30.440 I can feel it.
00:30:34.440 No warchief selected. 0.78
00:30:36.440 Let's select the warchief, shall we?
00:30:39.440 Select a warchief, Sarum's army. 0.94
00:30:54.440 Alright, location unknown.
00:30:57.440 Mark target. Cool. Let's do that, dear true friends.
00:31:22.440 Let's see what the crack is. Oh, I don't want to fight him. No, not at all. Not a chance.
00:31:52.440 Let's see if I can outrun him for some cardio gains. He's still after me. And as I said,
00:32:10.440 every time I do these leaps I can get a speed boost.
00:32:17.440 I'm just gonna consult the map real quickly. And we are there. Quite of a stretch to run,
00:32:39.440 to be honest. Oh, well. Try to get there in one piece so we can advance the storyline.
00:32:54.440 Let's see if we can transverse this little cliff in the rain. I hope it isn't too slippery for him.
00:33:06.440 Oh, look. Karagor. Oh, fuck.
00:33:15.440 Oh, fucking hell. And there's a troll as well. Hmm. 1.00
00:33:19.440 Hmm. I'm gonna climb up in this tower to get to safety. No?
00:33:34.440 Yeah, no. I don't wanna... Aha, I got killed even. Look at that, true friends. I got killed.
00:33:50.440 Kinda reminds me of the Skyrim episode with the Nord Broth that I died quite a few times.
00:33:58.440 But, uh... That's cool. That's fine. Such a feminine voice of him. 0.95
00:34:16.440 Return to game.
00:34:19.440 What is this sorcerous power? To enter their minds? It is not natural.
00:34:25.440 It is the power to sow terror among the servants of our enemy. It is the power to hunt the followers of the Dark Lord.
00:34:38.440 Hmm. Okay.
00:34:49.440 So, there we are.
00:34:53.440 I'm gonna do this as well and then, um...
00:34:58.440 See how it, uh...
00:35:00.440 How it goes.
00:35:14.440 Good old cardio here in Modo.
00:35:16.440 Modo.
00:35:34.440 Alright, nice. We're, uh...
00:35:37.440 Gonna accept that and, uh...
00:35:44.440 Advance the storyline a bit.
00:35:50.440 Well, where is he? 1.00
00:35:52.440 Your friend is either a liar or a coward. 1.00
00:35:55.440 Maybe it's you threatening his life. 1.00
00:35:58.440 Let's go find your precious treasure.
00:36:08.440 Precious.
00:36:13.440 Yeah, the little vermin is not here.
00:36:16.440 The eagle hunts rabbits from up high.
00:36:19.440 And so shall we.
00:36:29.440 Ah, nice to get off...
00:36:31.440 Get off the ground there.
00:36:32.440 Uh...
00:36:33.440 As I don't want to...
00:36:35.440 Uh...
00:36:36.440 Fight that Karagor just yet. 1.00
00:36:40.440 Oop.
00:36:42.440 These towers were not built by the Dark Lord, but to challenge him.
00:36:47.440 Now only ruins.
00:36:49.440 Directed in darkness.
00:36:57.440 Really like those jumps.
00:36:58.440 Would be cool if we can do that.
00:37:01.440 Um...
00:37:03.440 IRL.
00:37:04.440 Alright, nice.
00:37:05.440 Nice.
00:37:06.440 A juicy Karagor.
00:37:17.440 Oh, look at that!
00:37:24.440 That's how we deal properly with a Karagor if you're a big, uh... 1.00
00:37:28.440 I need at least 20 men to bring that up. 0.97
00:37:30.440 Juicy troll. 1.00
00:37:31.440 Oh, then we must find another way. 0.63
00:37:36.440 Charging for the cave's mouth will only lead us into the Graug's jaws.
00:37:48.440 A well-placed arrow will do the trick here.
00:37:57.440 Impressive, Talion.
00:37:58.440 That will keep the Graug occupied. 0.99
00:38:02.440 Huh.
00:38:04.440 He's running there to eat something.
00:38:11.440 We have a time limit here.
00:38:14.440 Come on then.
00:38:18.440 Nice.
00:38:21.440 Let's continue in this...
00:38:24.440 Caves of Madness.
00:38:26.440 Ghouls.
00:38:28.440 Why am I not surprised?
00:38:32.440 Now they're actually running in terror before me.
00:38:35.440 Okay.
00:38:36.440 That's...
00:38:37.440 Fine.
00:38:40.440 That's good.
00:38:41.440 They have proper respect for my martial prowess.
00:38:46.440 Looks like the Graug won his fight against the Karagors. 0.99
00:38:49.440 And now is ready for another.
00:38:51.440 But not against me.
00:38:53.440 Cause I'll be running away.
00:38:55.440 Brave Sir Robin.
00:38:56.440 Brave Sir Robin.
00:38:57.440 Turn his tail and run.
00:38:59.440 He bravely run away, away.
00:39:02.440 Brave Sir Robin.
00:39:04.440 That's, uh...
00:39:05.440 The Holy Grail by Monty Python.
00:39:08.440 For those of you who are unaware.
00:39:11.440 Okay.
00:39:12.440 Vision artifact.
00:39:14.440 Is that it?
00:39:16.440 Perhaps.
00:39:21.440 No.
00:39:22.440 Restore health.
00:39:23.440 I didn't really need that though.
00:39:25.440 Uh...
00:39:26.440 Let's climb up here.
00:39:28.440 See what the crack is.
00:39:31.440 Pick up.
00:39:33.440 Huh.
00:39:34.440 Getting better at this.
00:39:35.440 By the minute.
00:39:36.440 Look at those hairs though. 0.99
00:39:44.440 Fucking beautiful elephant hairs of glory and wisdom. 1.00
00:40:06.440 He is a greedy cunt there. 1.00
00:40:12.440 I saw it in his eyes. 1.00
00:40:21.440 Beautiful rings. 0.52
00:40:22.440 Sickening. 0.98
00:40:23.440 Sickening. 0.99
00:40:30.440 Only you could accomplish such art.
00:40:34.440 Celebrimbor.
00:40:39.440 Celebrimbor.
00:40:43.440 Hello.
00:40:44.440 I was a smith at the second age.
00:40:45.440 I heard the stories but...
00:40:47.440 I remember my name now.
00:40:50.440 I shaped the history of Middle Earth.
00:40:54.440 I crafted the winds of power.
00:40:55.440 Whoop.
00:41:09.440 Alright.
00:41:11.440 Uh...
00:41:12.440 Escape decays.
00:41:13.440 Shadow strike.
00:41:15.440 Hold on tap.
00:41:25.440 Ok.
00:41:38.440 Ok.
00:41:40.440 Let's try it.
00:41:55.440 I don't know.
00:42:25.440 I don't know.
00:42:55.440 I don't know. 0.95
00:43:25.420 I'd like a quick little edit there because I could not get the fucking control to work. 0.84
00:43:30.380 But now I'm going to actually aim for a ghoul to transport to him. 0.99
00:43:36.900 So you can't just transport yourself to anywhere.
00:43:38.840 So yeah, a little edit there.
00:43:44.680 I'm sorry for that.
00:43:46.220 Not sorry.
00:43:46.800 I'm the one responsible for all of this.
00:43:53.660 That's why Sauron wants me.
00:43:55.760 He wants his gains.
00:43:57.440 I like that. 0.97
00:44:06.320 Insolent mouth.
00:44:07.320 I know of his legend.
00:44:11.880 How Sauron deceived you into making the rings.
00:44:14.600 He tortured both you and your king.
00:44:16.600 And the precious.
00:44:18.600 The master makes it too.
00:44:21.720 Where is it?
00:44:22.800 I have no memory of any such thing.
00:44:25.020 Why would it even matter?
00:44:26.440 The master must remember.
00:44:28.840 Yes, you must.
00:44:31.220 We...
00:44:31.800 We take up more traces.
00:44:36.320 Yes.
00:44:37.580 Yes, yes.
00:44:38.900 That could be a cool thing.
00:44:41.860 If anyone says anything rude to me, then everyone comments like, 0.99
00:44:45.700 Shut your insolent mouth. 1.00
00:44:48.400 Sickening. 1.00
00:44:51.400 Okay, cool.
00:44:55.240 That will have to conclude this glorious Let's Play.
00:45:00.940 Thank you so much for watching.
00:45:03.600 And I will talk to you in the next episode.
00:45:08.900 And who am I?
00:45:10.360 I'm the glorious elf of madness.
00:45:14.400 XXO.
00:45:15.400 Boom.