The Golden One - August 18, 2020


The Great and Golden Gift! Gains Kitchen - Garlic Butter


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Length

5 minutes

Words per minute

112.57768

Word count

634

Sentence count

45

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Misogyny

2

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Toxicity

2

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Hate speech

1

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In this episode I show you the secret formula that will aid you in your ascent to glory, the recipe at hand contains the gift of the gods, which is garlic, and the second Gift of the Gods, butter.

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00:00:00.000 Greetings, true friends, and welcome back to Jane's fucking kitchen! 1.00
00:00:22.000 Today I will show you the greatest thing of all time. 0.96
00:00:25.760 I have, as I said before, a very good and glorious subscriber base, and I would like to repay
00:00:34.380 your loyalty by showing you this secret formula that will aid you in your ascent to glory.
00:00:43.540 Looking quite juicy today, if we're being honest with ourselves.
00:00:48.440 Feels good.
00:00:49.440 I am eating the gym quite hard as of late for the highest of purpose.
00:00:55.880 I will explain more later.
00:00:58.920 But let's get on to the recipe at hand.
00:01:01.960 It's very simple, so everyone can do it.
00:01:04.620 You really have no excuse to not do it.
00:01:06.740 The only valid excuse is if you have to meet a lot of people, then this recipe is absolutely
00:01:12.200 not for you.
00:01:13.200 But if you enter gym monk mode, just going to the gym, doing your business, et cetera,
00:01:21.500 not talking too much to people, then this is the recipe for you, because it contains the
00:01:27.400 gift of the gods, which is garlic, and the second gift of the gods, butter.
00:01:33.740 So the ingredients, look at that, it's pure gold.
00:01:41.060 Now a thing when buying garlic, that's a nice juicy garlic, it posts physique, it looks massive.
00:01:53.040 Look where it's from.
00:01:54.560 You don't want to buy anything from China, because it's not the cleanest, so to speak. 1.00
00:02:01.200 So try to look, if you're in Europe, for example, try to look for a European producer.
00:02:07.740 These are made in Spain.
00:02:08.740 I'm a great fan of the Spanish kitchen, as you all know.
00:02:12.020 So this good, glorious Spanish garlic, blessed by the spirit of El Cid himself.
00:02:19.660 So that's the main part.
00:02:25.680 Then of course also the other main part, which is butter.
00:02:30.720 And yeah, just plain good old butter.
00:02:33.620 If you are in good old America, make sure it's from grass-fed cows, because you know,
00:02:39.860 I am a great fan of cows.
00:02:42.720 Might actually be my favorite animal, cows.
00:02:45.960 This physique is built with help from the cows, via dairy products, et cetera. 0.99
00:02:52.260 So I'm a great fan, I'm a great friend of the cows, so make sure they are well treated.
00:03:01.300 Then you can also add some salt.
00:03:03.760 It's salt in this nice bird here, you see.
00:03:08.820 So anyway, it's not really all too complicated.
00:03:11.500 I will show you when I just mix it together, and yeah, that's the recipe at hand.
00:03:18.400 I hope you do try it, but again, not the best if you meet people who haven't eaten garlic,
00:03:25.560 because your breath might not be the most pleasant to, well, yeah, you get the picture, you know what I mean.
00:03:33.560 So anyway, I will do it right now.
00:03:35.560 Let's go.
00:03:36.560 Let's go.
00:03:37.560 Let's go.
00:03:38.560 Let's go.
00:03:39.560 Bye.
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00:04:09.520 behold the garlic butter of the gods is ready
00:04:19.700 now it might not look all too impressive just showing it like this but for me this is absolutely
00:04:31.880 an absolute life joy i am hooked on this i've eaten it since i was a child always been a favorite
00:04:41.160 and also the gladiators of rome ate garlic to optimize their strength levels good stuff both
00:04:49.960 butter and garlic both superfoods now of course you can eat this primarily to meat that's where i
00:04:56.680 have always eaten it then you can use it for butter as well if you have a sourdough bread you can put
00:05:02.900 on some garlic butter but primarily for meat i would say but anyway try it out and yeah let me
00:05:10.680 know in the comments when you have tried it out if it's to your liking so anyway thank you for
00:05:15.720 watching and have a high thumos rest of your day xxo boom
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