The Golden One - August 18, 2020


The Great and Golden Gift! Gains Kitchen - Garlic Butter


Episode Stats

Length

5 minutes

Words per Minute

112.57768

Word Count

634

Sentence Count

45

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings, true friends, and welcome back to Jane's fucking kitchen!
00:00:22.000 Today I will show you the greatest thing of all time.
00:00:25.760 I have, as I said before, a very good and glorious subscriber base, and I would like to repay
00:00:34.380 your loyalty by showing you this secret formula that will aid you in your ascent to glory.
00:00:43.540 Looking quite juicy today, if we're being honest with ourselves.
00:00:48.440 Feels good.
00:00:49.440 I am eating the gym quite hard as of late for the highest of purpose.
00:00:55.880 I will explain more later.
00:00:58.920 But let's get on to the recipe at hand.
00:01:01.960 It's very simple, so everyone can do it.
00:01:04.620 You really have no excuse to not do it.
00:01:06.740 The only valid excuse is if you have to meet a lot of people, then this recipe is absolutely
00:01:12.200 not for you.
00:01:13.200 But if you enter gym monk mode, just going to the gym, doing your business, et cetera,
00:01:21.500 not talking too much to people, then this is the recipe for you, because it contains the
00:01:27.400 gift of the gods, which is garlic, and the second gift of the gods, butter.
00:01:33.740 So the ingredients, look at that, it's pure gold.
00:01:41.060 Now a thing when buying garlic, that's a nice juicy garlic, it posts physique, it looks massive.
00:01:53.040 Look where it's from.
00:01:54.560 You don't want to buy anything from China, because it's not the cleanest, so to speak.
00:02:01.200 So try to look, if you're in Europe, for example, try to look for a European producer.
00:02:07.740 These are made in Spain.
00:02:08.740 I'm a great fan of the Spanish kitchen, as you all know.
00:02:12.020 So this good, glorious Spanish garlic, blessed by the spirit of El Cid himself.
00:02:19.660 So that's the main part.
00:02:25.680 Then of course also the other main part, which is butter.
00:02:30.720 And yeah, just plain good old butter.
00:02:33.620 If you are in good old America, make sure it's from grass-fed cows, because you know,
00:02:39.860 I am a great fan of cows.
00:02:42.720 Might actually be my favorite animal, cows.
00:02:45.960 This physique is built with help from the cows, via dairy products, et cetera.
00:02:52.260 So I'm a great fan, I'm a great friend of the cows, so make sure they are well treated.
00:03:01.300 Then you can also add some salt.
00:03:03.760 It's salt in this nice bird here, you see.
00:03:08.820 So anyway, it's not really all too complicated.
00:03:11.500 I will show you when I just mix it together, and yeah, that's the recipe at hand.
00:03:18.400 I hope you do try it, but again, not the best if you meet people who haven't eaten garlic,
00:03:25.560 because your breath might not be the most pleasant to, well, yeah, you get the picture, you know what I mean.
00:03:33.560 So anyway, I will do it right now.
00:03:35.560 Let's go.
00:03:36.560 Let's go.
00:03:37.560 Let's go.
00:03:38.560 Let's go.
00:03:39.560 Bye.
00:03:40.560 Bye.
00:03:53.900 Bye.
00:03:55.900 Bye.
00:04:00.520 Bye.
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00:04:09.520 behold the garlic butter of the gods is ready
00:04:19.700 now it might not look all too impressive just showing it like this but for me this is absolutely
00:04:31.880 an absolute life joy i am hooked on this i've eaten it since i was a child always been a favorite
00:04:41.160 and also the gladiators of rome ate garlic to optimize their strength levels good stuff both
00:04:49.960 butter and garlic both superfoods now of course you can eat this primarily to meat that's where i
00:04:56.680 have always eaten it then you can use it for butter as well if you have a sourdough bread you can put
00:05:02.900 on some garlic butter but primarily for meat i would say but anyway try it out and yeah let me
00:05:10.680 know in the comments when you have tried it out if it's to your liking so anyway thank you for
00:05:15.720 watching and have a high thumos rest of your day xxo boom
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