The Golden One - June 11, 2015


Total War： Attila. Inheritors of Rome： Ostrogoths Chapter 2


Episode Stats

Length

30 minutes

Words per Minute

86.881134

Word Count

2,689

Sentence Count

6

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings you proud sons of the old father and welcome back to the Balkans and the year of 396 AD.
00:00:18.520 We're here with our gothic hordes and this is the second episode of my Ostrogothic campaign
00:00:25.800 which I am very excited to commence. Now last episode we raised this settlement
00:00:33.040 because we were trapped by it basically and then we saw here Legio Ex Gemina led
00:00:42.900 by the Western Roman Emperor Flavius Stilicho and he is not a guy I want to
00:00:49.340 tangle with at the moment so we're actually gonna withdraw a bit up here and
00:00:55.040 if we look at our objectives and now you can't see me but you can hear me and I'm
00:01:01.580 gonna utilize a glorious sip of Linval's coffee now. Coffee and gaming is an
00:01:09.620 excellent combination. Since we're gonna go with a minor victory
00:01:14.680 Dardania, Dalmatia, Pannonia are the regions which we are going to try to
00:01:24.220 control so we're actually gonna move in this area and then I want Ravenna as
00:01:30.400 well but I'm gonna wait until the Western Roman Empire are a bit weaker to do that
00:01:36.240 so what I'm looking to do now is acquire these settlements perhaps stay in horde
00:01:47.180 mode for a bit longer because I would want settle perhaps in these territories
00:01:58.520 because I don't want to settle down in one of these little poverty settlements so
00:02:02.880 we're gonna see what the crack is up here and continue to expand a bit or
00:02:09.000 alternatively we could try to fight off these Romans because these two armies
00:02:15.780 should be able to take this one and then take Salona but no we're gonna go up here
00:02:26.100 so this army and big shout out to Styrker who pointed out that if the two
00:02:33.000 hordes are in the same region they will see each other as rivals so it's better to
00:02:39.300 have them in different regions so this obviously is a different region to this
00:02:45.420 place so there's the border so I'm gonna take these guys and I'm gonna measure up
00:02:52.420 there should be a quarter of the distance left I suppose I'm gonna go into stance and
00:03:03.240 campment now these guys with our beloved King try to and we're gonna see how far
00:03:16.380 they can reach up to there so we're just gonna camp dare them do like that now let's
00:03:30.060 build something fun shall we can't really really build anything can we build
00:03:38.460 anything here warriors all insufficient funds can I build it anything and we need
00:03:51.820 surplus so okay we can't do anything at all how silly oh well let's recruit a
00:04:07.000 conspirator or a hunter perhaps ah that was like a fun thing to do can you
00:04:17.980 actually join him directly no you can't and I'm gonna see if we can can you
00:04:25.520 perhaps recruit anything no obviously it's a world worldwide effect on that and we
00:04:33.820 can't recruit any why okay okay cool we can raise new horde armies and yes still
00:04:47.860 let's still learning I suppose how can I see if we can recruit some units though
00:04:57.180 Germanic band and then we'll see what these guys decide to do gonna create some more units there as
00:05:12.660 as well and let's also look at diplomacy as well they are our true friends
00:05:21.120 actually all right cool let's take the turn and see what crack is in all
00:05:28.680 actuality it is time to talk like men of many things we can provide salt or the
00:05:40.420 time it takes to speak a word or two they offer us drunkard it makes me happier than
00:05:50.280 you ever could you bastard okay but we'll I'm sure my Ostrogothic betrothed to her
00:05:57.180 we land we land talk her out of that blasphemous behavior to drink alcohol and
00:06:08.460 yes our brothers the Visigoths let's and they're actually offering us thank you for
00:06:14.100 that that that was a mighty fine gift of a young fair maiden in need of a husband and
00:06:22.620 obviously to bring our two great hordes together and obviously back in the day marriages were
00:06:34.860 primarily political with little regard for love and I mean that's it's not all too
00:06:44.360 unreasonable that the two a man and a woman has to sacrifice themselves for the
00:06:50.100 better of the other people and and besides all these high-born nobles would
00:06:56.700 have a quite happy life either way and in contrast to perhaps the lower classes of
00:07:03.840 society where women were perhaps subject to more gruesome fates especially in
00:07:14.580 times of war you have recruited so many units the Treasury is buckling under the
00:07:20.220 weight of their upkeep capturing new territory would spread the cost as well as
00:07:25.620 putting your troops to good use indeed indeed okay you are still there
00:07:33.020 emperor emperor bra I love that time the knife in the dark hmm is there nothing else well I mean we could settle it was stupid of me to lay waste that but if we do like this
00:08:02.020 take these two settlements and then we have these guys are still there
00:08:09.020 warriors all
00:08:11.020 warriors all
00:08:16.020 warriors all
00:08:17.020 can we
00:08:20.020 can we
00:08:22.020 can we
00:08:24.020 can we
00:08:27.020 approach these guys right there
00:08:30.020 and
00:08:32.020 these guys will then
00:08:34.020 they
00:08:39.020 salona
00:08:40.020 decisions decisions
00:08:43.020 decisions
00:08:44.020 decisions
00:08:47.020 no
00:08:48.020 let us go beyond
00:08:51.020 here
00:08:52.020 with this army
00:08:53.020 let us do exactly
00:08:56.020 that
00:08:57.020 you all
00:09:04.020 can actually sack
00:09:05.020 siscia on the way up
00:09:06.020 and then continue up here
00:09:07.020 sack the settlement
00:09:08.020 and
00:09:09.020 all righty then
00:09:12.020 you can
00:09:14.020 come forth here and see what the crack is
00:09:19.020 right and both
00:09:20.020 right and both
00:09:21.020 are in
00:09:22.020 force
00:09:23.020 stance mode
00:09:24.020 which is not
00:09:25.020 the best for integrity
00:09:26.020 but that
00:09:27.020 will
00:09:28.020 that's cool
00:09:29.020 that's fine
00:09:30.020 for the moment at least
00:09:33.020 are you honest warriors
00:09:35.020 who will come to brothers aid
00:09:37.020 will you send your spears against these enemies
00:09:42.020 or will we
00:09:43.020 you
00:09:45.020 hi how much
00:09:52.020 okay i hope
00:09:55.020 we don't
00:09:56.020 will regret that
00:10:04.020 and obviously
00:10:07.020 a new
00:10:08.020 DLC campaign is coming to
00:10:11.020 Total War Attila
00:10:13.020 which i'm
00:10:14.020 quite excited
00:10:15.020 for
00:10:16.020 oh look at that
00:10:17.020 the
00:10:18.020 roman emperor
00:10:19.020 left
00:10:20.020 and
00:10:21.020 yeah i'm quite excited
00:10:23.020 for that actually
00:10:25.020 then
00:10:26.020 playable factions are
00:10:27.020 Ostrogoths
00:10:28.020 Visigoths
00:10:29.020 Franks
00:10:30.020 Vandals
00:10:31.020 and the
00:10:32.020 eastern roman expedition of
00:10:33.020 Belisarus
00:10:39.020 okay
00:10:40.020 our allies has been attacked
00:10:42.020 let's
00:10:45.020 ah no
00:10:48.020 god
00:10:49.020 retreat my warriors
00:10:50.020 should not have done that
00:10:51.020 retreat
00:10:56.020 alright we
00:10:59.020 save
00:11:00.020 that
00:11:01.020 okay
00:11:03.020 father be praised
00:11:04.020 now the question
00:11:06.020 remains
00:11:07.020 how
00:11:08.020 how
00:11:09.020 can i
00:11:10.020 help
00:11:11.020 i'm gonna
00:11:12.020 see if we can level a bit
00:11:13.020 on these guys
00:11:19.020 no critical failure
00:11:21.020 alright
00:11:24.020 that
00:11:25.020 is
00:11:26.020 fine i suppose
00:11:27.020 oh look at that
00:11:28.020 we can
00:11:29.020 research
00:11:30.020 ah
00:11:31.020 technology
00:11:32.020 upkeep
00:11:33.020 minus 10%
00:11:34.020 brilliant
00:11:38.020 warriors
00:11:39.020 all
00:11:43.020 salona
00:11:44.020 we want salona
00:11:45.020 indeed
00:11:46.020 we do
00:11:47.020 you
00:11:48.020 so
00:11:49.020 what i
00:11:50.020 will do
00:11:56.020 take some of these areas as well
00:12:01.020 but
00:12:02.020 no we're actually gonna settle
00:12:03.020 right now
00:12:05.020 that is
00:12:06.020 better
00:12:07.020 i
00:12:08.020 think at least
00:12:09.020 so
00:12:10.020 let
00:12:12.020 us
00:12:21.020 take that little
00:12:22.020 settlement
00:12:23.020 end
00:12:35.020 end your migration
00:12:36.020 perhaps that was a silly mistake
00:12:41.020 on my part
00:12:43.020 perhaps i need a lot more money
00:12:45.020 before we do
00:12:47.020 god i'm
00:12:49.020 wishy-washy
00:12:50.020 wishy-washy
00:12:51.020 in this
00:12:54.020 campaign i've played
00:12:57.020 but
00:12:58.020 yeah
00:12:59.020 since this is my very first time playing with a horde mechanism i'm not really sure
00:13:06.020 but
00:13:07.020 i suppose
00:13:08.020 that you need more
00:13:11.020 god
00:13:12.020 that was
00:13:15.020 not particularly much
00:13:17.020 when we got out of that
00:13:19.020 when we got out of that
00:13:29.020 and northern italy will probably be
00:13:36.020 heavily guarded
00:13:48.020 alrighty then
00:13:50.020 integrity
00:13:52.020 and growth
00:13:54.020 yes
00:13:58.020 settle you
00:14:00.020 and then we're gonna settle down in salona
00:14:04.020 and then obviously i'll try to take these two settlements
00:14:07.020 so
00:14:09.020 yeah that is what i will
00:14:12.020 do
00:14:13.020 and then i won't spend any more
00:14:17.020 cash
00:14:21.020 alright end turn
00:14:23.020 yeah god
00:14:24.020 i was
00:14:26.020 very
00:14:28.020 indecisive i will
00:14:29.020 that's not a very admirable
00:14:31.020 quality
00:14:32.020 in a chieftain
00:14:33.020 but
00:14:34.020 it is what it is
00:14:36.020 maybe if i
00:14:39.020 do another
00:14:41.020 perhaps a visigot
00:14:43.020 campaign
00:14:44.020 later on something
00:14:45.020 i'll
00:14:46.020 oh look at that
00:14:47.020 they erased the settlement
00:14:48.020 the bloody huns
00:14:50.020 maybe later on i'll
00:14:51.020 know exactly what to do
00:14:52.020 and where to settle
00:14:53.020 etc
00:14:55.020 the vandals
00:14:57.020 starting position is
00:14:58.020 hard
00:14:59.020 or if it was
00:15:00.020 yeah hard
00:15:01.020 not very hard
00:15:02.020 oh
00:15:03.020 look at that
00:15:04.020 retreat
00:15:06.020 destination reached
00:15:09.020 ah no
00:15:14.020 alrighty then
00:15:16.020 let's
00:15:17.020 fight it out
00:15:24.020 alrighty then
00:15:25.020 what
00:15:30.020 what
00:15:31.020 do we
00:15:32.020 do here
00:15:38.020 group you together
00:15:39.020 there
00:15:44.020 missiles ready
00:15:46.020 heavy shot
00:15:48.020 armor piercing against the
00:15:50.020 room instead
00:15:52.020 brigands
00:15:54.020 we're actually gonna keep
00:15:55.020 the
00:15:56.020 setup as it is
00:15:57.020 right now
00:15:58.020 and
00:15:59.020 we'll react to what
00:16:00.020 the romans might
00:16:01.020 do
00:16:02.020 to us
00:16:03.020 so
00:16:04.020 we're gonna let them
00:16:05.020 advance
00:16:07.020 these guys
00:16:08.020 will
00:16:13.020 try to take out their
00:16:14.020 general
00:16:16.020 the enemy has found
00:16:17.020 our sealed units
00:16:19.020 pretty solid
00:16:23.020 base
00:16:24.020 base
00:16:26.020 base army here
00:16:27.020 with a lot of
00:16:28.020 missile units
00:16:30.020 and
00:16:32.020 gothic warband
00:16:33.020 love it
00:16:34.020 love
00:16:35.020 it
00:16:36.020 let's admire them
00:16:39.020 some
00:16:41.020 good arms there
00:16:42.020 juicy
00:16:44.020 juicy
00:16:45.020 sick cunts
00:16:46.020 as it were
00:16:48.020 try to keep hidden
00:16:49.020 here
00:16:50.020 and
00:16:51.020 we are actually
00:16:52.020 in a very good starting
00:16:53.020 position
00:16:54.020 in this battlefield
00:16:55.020 see we're up on the
00:16:57.020 glorious hill
00:17:03.020 and
00:17:04.020 i suppose
00:17:07.020 stay hidden here
00:17:08.020 and stay hidden
00:17:10.020 there
00:17:13.020 and there as well
00:17:15.020 i want to keep this hidden
00:17:16.020 for as long as possible
00:17:17.020 and then
00:17:20.020 if
00:17:22.020 possible
00:17:25.020 get around to the general
00:17:28.020 man of the north
00:17:30.020 oh look at that
00:17:31.020 and uh
00:17:35.020 i'm gonna do like that
00:17:37.020 ah look at that
00:17:39.020 well let's admire the action
00:17:41.020 they got butchered
00:17:43.020 they got absolutely butchered
00:17:44.020 these horsemen
00:17:47.020 that had the old door city
00:17:52.020 to attack us
00:17:55.020 and look at that
00:17:56.020 hello general
00:17:57.020 how are we to die
00:17:58.020 we have discovered the enemy's hidden units
00:18:11.020 and let's get the general now
00:18:20.020 okay they're reacting to it now
00:18:21.020 yes
00:18:27.020 yes come on
00:18:29.020 glory
00:18:30.020 to the gothic nation
00:18:32.020 boom
00:18:34.020 there we are
00:18:35.020 now kill them
00:18:37.020 kill them you proud sons of the old father
00:18:40.020 ah look at that
00:18:42.020 it's burning in the background
00:18:43.020 chaos and mayhem
00:18:44.020 love it
00:18:45.020 chaos and mayhem
00:18:46.020 love it
00:18:56.020 and obviously
00:18:57.020 coming to tentes
00:18:58.020 are
00:18:59.020 a lot better than
00:19:04.020 our
00:19:08.020 our units
00:19:14.020 are
00:19:15.020 that's not good
00:19:17.020 they did not get the general
00:19:21.020 fuck
00:19:22.020 oh well
00:19:31.020 gothic warband
00:19:38.020 time to
00:19:39.020 engage
00:19:40.020 these guys
00:19:49.020 okay we're gonna try to get around with our archers
00:19:52.020 we have to get their general some way or the other
00:19:55.020 and
00:19:57.020 these guys will try to get around the flank here
00:20:00.020 to get a good
00:20:02.020 good shot on the enemy
00:20:03.020 on the enemy
00:20:23.020 oh there's the general
00:20:24.020 that's the general
00:20:37.020 alright boys get at em
00:20:46.020 i wish we had
00:20:48.020 perhaps saved some of the
00:20:49.020 some of the
00:20:52.020 i wish we had additional cavalry forces i'd say
00:20:54.020 because i
00:20:56.020 i would do the same again
00:20:57.020 oh look at the
00:20:58.020 mountains in the background
00:20:59.020 let's admire that for a moment
00:21:01.020 look at that
00:21:03.020 wow
00:21:04.020 love it
00:21:06.020 love
00:21:07.020 it
00:21:13.020 men of germania
00:21:14.020 mania
00:21:17.020 oh their general is breaking
00:21:19.020 wonderful
00:21:21.020 and
00:21:25.020 yes get at em
00:21:27.020 get at em
00:21:29.020 boys
00:21:35.020 we have unengaged troops here
00:21:36.020 legio
00:21:37.020 obviously are
00:21:42.020 not something you really want to tangle with
00:21:46.020 hopefully we can catch these guys also
00:22:16.020 and
00:22:26.020 primary concern
00:22:28.020 get their
00:22:29.020 general
00:22:33.020 god i hate
00:22:36.020 missiles
00:22:38.020 when they do like that
00:22:40.020 i wanna get the general
00:22:42.020 oh brilliant
00:22:44.020 yes
00:22:46.020 enemy general
00:22:47.020 yes
00:22:49.020 come on
00:22:50.020 i must have this battle
00:22:52.020 otherwise our empire
00:22:53.020 empire is
00:22:58.020 it's dead
00:22:59.020 before it even began
00:23:06.020 and
00:23:07.020 this is the matter of the
00:23:12.020 warriors of germania
00:23:13.020 germania
00:23:17.020 and we're gonna charge
00:23:18.020 and we have this little
00:23:20.020 fine feature
00:23:21.020 and we can catch them with their
00:23:23.020 spears right there
00:23:26.020 men know germania
00:23:28.020 i love that
00:23:30.020 god i am
00:23:31.020 yep
00:23:32.020 they did a perfect job on attila
00:23:33.020 one attila
00:23:34.020 i
00:23:35.020 really really hope
00:23:36.020 that
00:23:38.020 attila
00:23:40.020 will get more love
00:23:42.020 so that warhammer doesn't
00:23:48.020 come in and completely
00:23:50.020 takes takes it all over
00:23:52.020 takes all the attention away from it
00:23:54.020 with that said i i do love warhammer
00:23:55.020 i've played warhammer like the tabletop game since i was 14
00:24:00.020 so i'm very excited for that as well but i don't like the whole
00:24:04.020 just rushing to the next thing all the time i don't like that kind of mentality
00:24:11.020 so i hope they stay
00:24:12.020 in
00:24:14.020 in attila
00:24:16.020 for
00:24:19.020 for a long time also
00:24:21.020 cause this is the first total war game
00:24:23.020 i might have said it
00:24:25.020 before as well
00:24:27.020 but first total war game where i've actually enjoyed basically every single aspect of it
00:24:31.020 it's a bit poorly optimized you can see it's almost lagging on my quite good computer
00:24:36.020 the specifications of my computer is in my narcissus.se link by the way
00:24:41.020 but yeah the optimization of the game is probably the only thing i
00:24:46.020 don't like with attila
00:24:48.020 but other than that like the siege battles are always entertaining
00:24:54.020 and the politics
00:24:57.020 is very interesting as well
00:25:01.020 and obviously new things like horde mechanisms etc
00:25:06.020 so yeah big yet again love attila
00:25:11.020 looks like we have this battle i might edit the rest away
00:25:16.020 and when i chase them down
00:25:20.020 alrighty then
00:25:22.020 i will end the battle now
00:25:24.020 edited a little part away there
00:25:29.020 and yes obviously pyrrhic victory but look at the statistics for these guys
00:25:33.020 almost 300 each there
00:25:35.020 very glorious
00:25:37.020 and
00:25:38.020 so yeah
00:25:41.020 i'm gonna take on warriors
00:25:46.020 13% plus in
00:25:49.020 replenishment rate
00:25:52.020 which obviously is very good
00:25:54.020 okay the king is back
00:25:56.020 in salona
00:25:57.020 so let's
00:25:58.020 let's not go there
00:26:03.020 but perhaps they want to tangle with the visigoths there
00:26:07.020 hmm
00:26:08.020 decisions decisions
00:26:10.020 it feels like i have to do something constructive in this
00:26:16.020 aww no
00:26:17.020 alright
00:26:21.020 no
00:26:22.020 we don't wanna fight these guys at all
00:26:24.020 we have nothing to gain
00:26:26.020 from it
00:26:28.020 so we're gonna retreat
00:26:30.020 i hope they don't
00:26:32.020 okay cool they left us
00:26:33.020 the
00:26:35.020 flavius
00:26:36.020 notorious disease
00:26:37.020 mission issued
00:26:40.020 fight the bastarnians
00:26:43.020 alright cool
00:26:45.020 we can actually upgrade
00:26:46.020 these guys
00:26:47.020 let's do that
00:26:48.020 to a germanic band
00:26:50.020 and
00:26:52.020 for the tribe
00:26:56.020 perhaps it's unnecessary to
00:26:59.020 antagonize them further
00:27:00.020 but
00:27:01.020 we're kinda trapped there
00:27:03.020 between the
00:27:05.020 the hans
00:27:07.020 and
00:27:09.020 the romans
00:27:11.020 but i'm taking
00:27:12.020 andy
00:27:13.020 usigates
00:27:16.020 or however you wanna
00:27:18.020 pronounce that
00:27:20.020 i'm not sure
00:27:22.020 now
00:27:23.020 steeds of doom
00:27:24.020 what we could do
00:27:26.020 is take our chances
00:27:28.020 and settle down
00:27:31.020 about here
00:27:34.020 and get support from these guys
00:27:35.020 and see
00:27:36.020 what the hans
00:27:37.020 and these guys
00:27:38.020 are up to
00:27:40.020 and we're gonna up
00:27:42.020 grade you
00:27:43.020 in all actuality
00:27:45.020 and then we're gonna see if we can
00:27:47.020 build something
00:27:50.020 no
00:27:51.020 not really
00:27:53.020 we can build with these guys though
00:27:55.020 nice
00:27:56.020 we can actually take them on
00:28:01.020 oh
00:28:03.020 god
00:28:04.020 that wasn't in our favour at all
00:28:05.020 okay
00:28:06.020 let's
00:28:16.020 let's
00:28:18.020 let's not do that
00:28:19.020 for the tribe
00:28:23.020 let's
00:28:24.020 let's get settled lads
00:28:26.020 we're gonna upgrade
00:28:27.020 to tent camp
00:28:29.020 but
00:28:30.020 then again
00:28:32.020 we don't wanna spend that much
00:28:35.020 more money
00:28:37.020 we need money
00:28:38.020 if we're gonna settle
00:28:39.020 otherwise we'll be
00:28:41.020 poor
00:28:43.020 and
00:28:44.020 the blasphemous thing here is
00:28:45.020 that i'm not sure
00:28:46.020 what to do
00:28:48.020 at all
00:28:49.020 i might actually go down
00:28:51.020 and raid
00:28:53.020 these territories a bit
00:28:55.020 perhaps
00:28:56.020 give macadonia their freedom
00:29:01.020 worthy cause
00:29:03.020 let's
00:29:06.020 let's perhaps
00:29:07.020 recruit some units
00:29:08.020 before i end this
00:29:10.020 this episode
00:29:15.020 and what do we need
00:29:18.020 two more of
00:29:19.020 those guys
00:29:20.020 and then we'll turn
00:29:22.020 down
00:29:23.020 this way
00:29:26.020 so perhaps
00:29:27.020 sack some of these settlements
00:29:29.020 and then come up again
00:29:30.020 to see
00:29:31.020 what the
00:29:32.020 status is
00:29:33.020 of
00:29:34.020 these territories
00:29:35.020 there is so much
00:29:36.020 chaos and mayhem
00:29:37.020 in
00:29:38.020 Noricum
00:29:39.020 and obviously
00:29:40.020 in Venetia
00:29:41.020 so i suppose the Romans
00:29:42.020 will not just
00:29:43.020 lay flat
00:29:44.020 yet
00:29:45.020 we're gonna look at
00:29:46.020 the diplomacy
00:29:47.020 for just
00:29:50.020 just a little while
00:29:51.020 the
00:29:53.020 the
00:29:54.020 hunts
00:29:55.020 speak!
00:29:56.020 do not waste time
00:29:57.020 better spent hunting
00:30:02.020 they
00:30:03.020 okay it is improving
00:30:04.020 actually
00:30:09.020 that much is nice
00:30:10.020 and how about you guys
00:30:11.020 my time is better spent
00:30:12.020 hunting than listening
00:30:14.020 so quickly you're chattering
00:30:15.020 no
00:30:18.020 you don't really like us
00:30:19.020 in any
00:30:21.020 in any way
00:30:23.020 in any way
00:30:24.020 shape or form
00:30:25.020 okay cool
00:30:26.020 so i suppose
00:30:27.020 i will end the episode
00:30:28.020 right there
00:30:29.020 and then as always
00:30:30.020 thank you very much
00:30:31.020 for watching
00:30:32.020 always a pleasure
00:30:34.020 one last thing
00:30:35.020 the lord
00:30:37.020 guides my steps
00:30:39.020 i could be
00:30:40.020 of further help
00:30:41.020 okay look at that
00:30:43.020 and
00:30:44.020 Aqualia
00:30:45.020 is actually up for grabs
00:30:46.020 okay cool
00:30:47.020 thank you very much
00:30:48.020 for watching
00:30:49.020 and
00:30:50.020 talk to you next time
00:30:52.020 and who am i?
00:30:53.020 the proud
00:30:54.020 son of the old father
00:30:55.020 xoxo
00:30:56.020 boom