The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1088 - Bryan Callen

00:00:00.000 Thin nose.

00:00:00.000 Not anymore.

00:00:02.000 It behooved me.

00:00:05.000 Yeah, have you ever looked at, like, Abe Vigoda's ears?

00:00:08.000 Yeah, they were big.

00:00:09.000 The ears and the nose grow.

00:00:11.000 They keep growing.

00:00:12.000 Yeah, age is a very annoying thing. 0.93

00:00:13.000 Well, that's a weird one. 0.98

00:00:14.000 It's almost like to let someone know, like, hey, look at these guy's proportions are all fucked up. 0.98

00:00:19.000 He's got bad juice. 0.99

00:00:20.000 Yeah.

00:00:20.000 You know what I mean?

00:00:21.000 Yeah.

00:00:21.000 So how do I reduce?

00:00:23.000 I wanted to get an ear reduction and a nose sharpening.

00:00:26.000 I'm sure people have done that.

00:00:27.000 I could only imagine if girls are getting... 1.00

00:00:29.000 Well, that's a different one.

00:00:31.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:00:33.000 Look at the big-ass crazy ears. 1.00

00:00:35.000 Look at the hair in his ears. 1.00

00:00:36.000 Abe.

00:00:36.000 Hey, he's not 12. Shave those ears.

00:00:40.000 Yeah, I've got hair growing out of my ears.

00:00:42.000 I have to put a trimmer.

00:00:44.000 Well, I'm vain.

00:00:45.000 I pluck my...

00:00:46.000 Yeah, if I see hair that doesn't belong somewhere, I'll take it out.

00:00:51.000 Go wax it.

00:00:52.000 My father lets his nose hair grow, his eyebrows.

00:00:55.000 I'm like, bro, would it kill you?

00:00:56.000 I'm looking into your nose. 0.90

00:00:58.000 It's a nest.

00:01:00.000 Do you really call your father bro?

00:01:01.000 Yeah, sometimes.

00:01:03.000 I get so mad at him because the way he eats sometimes.

00:01:07.000 We were in Mexico, and he would just show up.

00:01:10.000 He'd go to breakfast.

00:01:11.000 He has this belly, and he's got four French toasts and a waffle and a banana.

00:01:19.000 And I'm just sitting there and I get so mad.

00:01:21.000 And then I started texting him.

00:01:22.000 I text him and I go, listen man, you gotta start changing the way you eat.

00:01:26.000 And I go, and I'm angry as I'm texting this.

00:01:29.000 I'm getting more angry.

00:01:30.000 More angry. 1.00

00:01:30.000 So stop the bullshit and start eating. 1.00

00:01:33.000 I was so angry. 1.00

00:01:35.000 I had to tell him that I'm getting, my heart was beating.

00:01:37.000 I was furious.

00:01:37.000 I couldn't have text faster.

00:01:39.000 I go, get it together. 1.00

00:01:41.000 Get it together and stop eating bullshit. 1.00

00:01:43.000 And would it kill you to fucking move a little bit? 1.00

00:01:47.000 Bang! 1.00

00:01:47.000 I just sent that. 1.00

00:01:49.000 Whoa.

00:01:49.000 Yeah.

00:01:50.000 Strong.

00:01:50.000 I don't want him to die.

00:01:52.000 Does he exercise at all? 1.00

00:01:54.000 Fuck no, and I'll tell you why. 0.99

00:01:56.000 When he was young, he was poor, and he had to do manual labor. 1.00

00:01:59.000 He had to work construction.

00:02:00.000 He had to do everything with his hands.

00:02:02.000 So now that he has money, it reminds him of when... 1.00

00:02:06.000 You ask him to do shit. 0.99

00:02:08.000 If you ask him to help you with a table, it reminds him of when he was poor and how awful it was. 1.00

00:02:15.000 I was reading a book once on powerlifting, and one of the things they suggested is getting a manual labor job.

00:02:21.000 That's...

00:02:22.000 When you have to move furniture?

00:02:24.000 Yeah.

00:02:25.000 Okay?

00:02:25.000 When you gotta carry couches upstairs?

00:02:27.000 Yeah.

00:02:28.000 Yeah, that'll get to it.

00:02:29.000 I never saw that.

00:02:30.000 I never saw anybody actually recommend that someone do that in order to get stronger.

00:02:35.000 Well, when you...

00:02:37.000 My friend who wrestled and played football on a high level, they used to work the farm.

00:02:42.000 And they would...

00:02:44.000 There was a thing where you would take hay and you'd run after the truck.

00:02:48.000 The truck's up, you'd take the hay and you'd throw it off.

00:02:50.000 I guess you'd...

00:02:51.000 Just doing that, I mean, you know, you get crazy strong.

00:02:54.000 I worked construction one summer in Washington, D.C. in the 95-degree heat, and I had to dig a foundation for a building, for a house, just dig into the ground all day.

00:03:07.000 And then we had to demolish a house and take that debris, put it into a truck, and then drive it to a landfill called Lawton, I think.

00:03:16.000 And then we would take it off the truck. 0.98

00:03:20.000 So that movement of digging and then like demolition and digging and piling it in a truck and then piling it off a truck, you're too exhausted to do a goddamn thing. 0.95

00:03:30.000 You're not working out after that.

00:03:32.000 Yeah, if you do work out and you get used to it though, I think that's the idea, is that your body becomes way more resilient.

00:03:39.000 That's what he was saying.

00:03:40.000 If you could get a job like as a mason or some sort of manual labor on a construction site where you're carrying lumber, you'd just be lifting things up, carrying around all the time, your body would just naturally get stronger.

00:03:50.000 The strongest guy I've ever felt in my life in jiu-jitsu was a Mexican guy who was a mason. 0.96

00:03:54.000 Oh, yeah, man.

00:03:55.000 I couldn't move bricks.

00:03:56.000 I couldn't believe how his...

00:03:58.000 Nothing worked on him.

00:03:59.000 Just imagine, like, picking up bricks all day long, carrying bricks.

00:04:02.000 Everything would just get stronger.

00:04:04.000 Yeah.

00:04:04.000 I worked with a guy named Boo Jack in D.C. Boo Jack.

00:04:08.000 Whoa. 0.68

00:04:09.000 Giant black guy who was a mason. 0.99

00:04:10.000 Is that two words or one word? 0.97

00:04:12.000 Just called himself Boo Jack.

00:04:13.000 I called him Boo.

00:04:15.000 And he'd go, Boo Jack!

00:04:16.000 That was probably his one name, right?

00:04:18.000 Yep.

00:04:19.000 Do you think it was his last name or his first name?

00:04:20.000 I think it was his whole name.

00:04:21.000 Boo Jack.

00:04:22.000 Really?

00:04:22.000 Great name.

00:04:23.000 Is he a superhero or something?

00:04:24.000 He should be a superhero.

00:04:26.000 Just a giant, very, very friendly, jolly black man with the biggest, strongest hands I've ever seen.

00:04:31.000 He was a mason.

00:04:32.000 Speaking of a big, jolly black man with one name, I met Sinbad the other day.

00:04:36.000 I never met Sinbad before.

00:04:38.000 Good guy, right?

00:04:38.000 I met him in a parking lot.

00:04:39.000 Our cars were right next to each other.

00:04:41.000 Fully random.

00:04:42.000 Just fully random.

00:04:44.000 Was he wearing a dangly earring?

00:04:47.000 I didn't check.

00:04:48.000 Was he dressed in a colorful manner?

00:04:50.000 No, he was very understated.

00:04:52.000 He seemed completely normal.

00:04:54.000 I don't remember what he was wearing.

00:04:55.000 He might be wearing what you're wearing right now.

00:04:57.000 He always struck me as a nice dude.

00:04:58.000 Very, very nice guy.

00:05:01.000 Sweetheart.

00:05:01.000 What's he doing now?

00:05:02.000 Doing stand-up still.

00:05:03.000 Touring.

00:05:04.000 Yeah.

00:05:04.000 You know?

00:05:05.000 Still got an audience.

00:05:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:05:07.000 He's a funny dude, man.

00:05:08.000 Apparently, he was really funny on Kill Tony.

00:05:11.000 They did a Kill Tony episode and Sinbad sat in as one of the guest judges.

00:05:16.000 Yeah.

00:05:17.000 You know, they have a new guest judge every week.

00:05:19.000 And they said he was killer.

00:05:20.000 Yeah, dudes have been doing it for that long.

00:05:23.000 They've got some tricks up their sleeve.

00:05:24.000 And he's a real comic.

00:05:25.000 He's a real comic.

00:05:26.000 He's been around forever.

00:05:27.000 Been communicating with an audience for a long time.

00:05:29.000 But it's just nice to meet him and see that he's a nice guy, you know?

00:05:33.000 That was nice.

00:05:34.000 You ever met anybody who was not so nice?

00:05:38.000 If I did, maybe five years ago I would have told you.

00:05:42.000 Yeah.

00:05:43.000 But now I'm like, why?

00:05:44.000 Why bring heat on someone from some weird moment that I probably could have done myself if I was...

00:05:49.000 Is that true?

00:05:49.000 You run into someone, you're in the wrong headspace.

00:05:53.000 Maybe you just got done.

00:05:54.000 Somebody yelled at you.

00:05:55.000 Maybe you have a business deal that went bad.

00:05:56.000 Maybe you got cut off on the highway.

00:05:58.000 You never know when you're running into people.

00:06:00.000 It's just, we vary so much.

00:06:02.000 We would like to encourage each other to be on a good track all the time.

00:06:06.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:06:06.000 But I think we need a little bit more forgiveness when someone does something stupid. 0.99

00:06:11.000 I'm gonna call my next special, I think, Bipolar Ape, because that is what we are. 0.99

00:06:15.000 We are, man.

00:06:16.000 And if you stop and you freeze frame on somebody when they're having a moment, You can catch them in any, like, that whole spectrum, the human spectrum, sinner and saint, and anything in between.

00:06:28.000 Yeah.

00:06:29.000 You can catch them in a terrible moment or a great moment, but you can't decide that that's what they are all the time.

00:06:34.000 And that's what we're doing now.

00:06:35.000 Let's be honest. 0.99

00:06:36.000 Isn't it funny, too, that we quantify certain things that are just dumb? 0.97

00:06:39.000 Like, there's certain things you just never, you're just not going to bounce back from the Rachel Dolezal thing, when she pretended she was black, but she really wasn't black. 0.97

00:06:45.000 Yeah, that's a little too much.

00:06:46.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:06:47.000 But there's, like, those things where it becomes a nationwide thing, and I bet she's a lovely lady. 0.96

00:06:51.000 I don't know.

00:06:52.000 I have no idea.

00:06:53.000 That might be empathy gone wild or that might be sort of this...

00:06:56.000 I think a lot of times everybody wants to be an individual.

00:06:59.000 That's always been a problem with the human condition, right?

00:07:02.000 You want to be unique.

00:07:05.000 We all do, right?

00:07:06.000 Even though we all believe in equality, we all want to be not equal.

00:07:09.000 We want to be a little better than the next guy or at least unique.

00:07:12.000 And that's maybe where competition comes from and stuff.

00:07:15.000 But I think sometimes people negotiate that issue and that problem with a very clumsy...

00:07:22.000 Apparatus with a really weird way of doing it.

00:07:24.000 I'm gonna be transracial or I'm gonna I'm gonna wear dishes in my ears and and and Literally cover my whole face with tattoos.

00:07:31.000 That's fine Super common there might yeah there might be a better way to negotiate that that problem you're having because it's a It's still pretty surface you ever look at the hashtag face tattoo on Instagram. 0.95

00:07:43.000 No, holy shit There's a lot of people getting their face tattooed. 0.56

00:07:47.000 Yeah Like, it's like, what? 0.99

00:07:49.000 Slow down.

00:07:50.000 Yeah.

00:07:51.000 Slow down.

00:07:51.000 It goes back to wanting to be seen.

00:07:53.000 Well, I think what you're saying makes a lot of sense in terms of, like, people wanting to belong to a group that seems cool.

00:07:59.000 And, like, black people seem like, overall, a cool group, right?

00:08:03.000 Like, you have good music behind it.

00:08:05.000 They have a funny way of talking.

00:08:07.000 They have all these amazing pro athletes.

00:08:09.000 They have a totally different kind of culture.

00:08:12.000 And you identify with that culture, but you can't get in because you're a white girl. 1.00

00:08:15.000 You're like, shit! 1.00

00:08:16.000 It's also something, I think also there's a romance too, when you're on the outside looking in, it's struggle. 1.00

00:08:21.000 Oh yeah.

00:08:22.000 And having been oppressed and all those things, and yet you triumph, yet you find a way to be funny, yet you find a way to be colorful, yet you find a way to be artistic.

00:08:33.000 I mean, rap came from the South Bronx while it was literally on fire.

00:08:39.000 Yeah, and rap is just one aspect of it, right?

00:08:41.000 I mean, think about it.

00:08:42.000 Some of the very best stand-up comedians, some of the very best musicians.

00:08:46.000 Jazz, dude.

00:08:47.000 Yeah, and we think of the percentage of the population that's black.

00:08:51.000 12%.

00:08:51.000 The percentage that become elite professional athletes.

00:08:55.000 Mm-hmm.

00:08:56.000 I mean, what is the percentage of NBA players that are black?

00:08:58.000 It's something crazy.

00:08:59.000 A lot of it's also just...

00:09:01.000 What is it, you think?

00:09:01.000 I don't know, but it's pretty high.

00:09:04.000 69%?

00:09:06.000 Probably.

00:09:06.000 Probably something like that.

00:09:07.000 I don't know why I said that number.

00:09:08.000 Jamie?

00:09:09.000 A lot of it might be just also that there are two avenues open to you in a lot of black communities.

00:09:15.000 At least it's changing, but it was sports and music, right?

00:09:18.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:09:19.000 That probably plays a part in it.

00:09:21.000 No doubt about it.

00:09:22.000 But it's also...

00:09:24.000 There's an extraordinary number of professional athletes, like elite athletes, that just happen to be black.

00:09:32.000 And what is that, though?

00:09:34.000 Is it genetic?

00:09:35.000 Is it the environment they're coming from?

00:09:38.000 I mean, it's a fascinating thing to be explored, because for all this talk of racism, if you just want to be really honest, There's a lot of African-Americans that have some pretty phenomenal genetic traits.

00:09:52.000 Think of who's the biggest freak all-time athlete basketball player, would it be?

00:10:02.000 Probably LeBron James.

00:10:03.000 LeBron James, probably, right?

00:10:04.000 And then you have Michael Jordan who's another freak athlete, right?

00:10:08.000 How many white guys are like that?

00:10:13.000 It's tough because people would argue like Larry Bird.

00:10:16.000 Larry Bird was a phenomenal shooter, but he wasn't the kind of freak athlete LeBron is.

00:10:20.000 Or Dr. J. Or when Jordan used to literally fly through the air.

00:10:24.000 There are a couple guys that can do things like that, but they don't have the overall skill package or whatever.

00:10:31.000 There's a book called The Sports Gene that talks about this.

00:10:34.000 If you look at Africa, It's probably the most genetically, is the most genetically diverse part of the world, right?

00:10:43.000 I mean, the Africans from the Biafra Coast are totally different than the Africans from, say, the highlands of Kenya or Ethiopia. 0.68

00:10:51.000 The Africans from the Sudan, the Dinka, and the Nua tend to be almost seven, six sometimes.

00:10:57.000 Certainly seven feet is not that uncommon.

00:10:59.000 Many people don't realize Egypt's a part of Africa.

00:11:01.000 Very much so.

00:11:02.000 I mean, the Tunisia, Morocco, that's more Arabic, right?

00:11:07.000 Then you've got...

00:11:08.000 I mean, it's fascinating.

00:11:09.000 This really is fascinating.

00:11:10.000 Let's go to Ethiopia.

00:11:11.000 Ethiopia, they grow to an average height, beautiful people.

00:11:15.000 There's a lot of trade in that side of the world, Eritrea.

00:11:17.000 They're renowned for their beauty.

00:11:19.000 If you just step over the border...

00:11:22.000 Just go right to just one south or one north.

00:11:26.000 You are going into Sudan or the South Sudan.

00:11:28.000 Tallest people in the world.

00:11:29.000 Tallest people in the world.

00:11:31.000 I mean, some of them can be like a fist off of eight feet.

00:11:33.000 That's where like Manute Bol and those people came from, okay?

00:11:36.000 If you go just another country, just one more country east, now you're in the Congo, and that's home to the pygmy. 1.00

00:11:43.000 So you got the shortest people in the world in one country and then just cross the border and you have the tallest in the world in that country.

00:11:48.000 So Africa is insanely diverse.

00:11:50.000 But if you look at the athletes with the most explosive power, and that includes the fastest people in the world who are in Jamaica and who are in the United States, genetically you can trace them back to a very small part of Africa according to this book,

00:12:08.000 The Sports Gene, which is the Biafra Coast.

00:12:10.000 And so that is where you'll see the fastest, most explosive people.

00:12:15.000 However, having said that, you can hear Deion Sanders watching this white running back, 215 pounds.

00:12:22.000 He ran a 4.35.40.

00:12:24.000 And he was like, I can't say this on TV, but he can run, run!

00:12:27.000 He can run, run!

00:12:29.000 And it was true. 0.94

00:12:30.000 It was like, you haven't seen a white guy run a 4.35 in forever.

00:12:33.000 Yeah, it's pretty rare.

00:12:34.000 I mean, there's got to be some Viking genes floating around.

00:12:37.000 Sure, but there's no, I don't think there's any black, It's just fascinating when you stop and think about just the sheer number of people involved in professional athletics.

00:12:52.000 The sheer number of people that make a living playing a game with their body.

00:12:57.000 Yeah, but I don't know if that kind of athleticism helps you become a champion in tennis.

00:13:01.000 You know, it depends on the sport.

00:13:03.000 It's sport-specific, right?

00:13:04.000 Well, I mean, first of all, black people, historically, have not been into tennis.

00:13:08.000 Because they didn't have money.

00:13:09.000 It's a rich man's sport.

00:13:10.000 Arthur Ashe was obviously a tennis champion.

00:13:13.000 Phoenix Williams, Serena Williams.

00:13:14.000 Yeah, but Arthur Ashe was, like, way before their time, right?

00:13:15.000 So he was, like, the groundbreaker.

00:13:17.000 But, I mean, how many...

00:13:18.000 I mean, now, I'm sure a lot of kids are growing up in nice communities.

00:13:22.000 They have tennis clubs and stuff like that.

00:13:23.000 African-American kids.

00:13:25.000 But it's less a thing of that culture than a thing.

00:13:29.000 There's not a lot of Italian-American tennis players either.

00:13:32.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:13:34.000 My people don't play tennis.

00:13:35.000 They don't get into tennis.

00:13:37.000 It's not an economic thing.

00:13:38.000 It's just a cultural thing.

00:13:39.000 Golf is the same way.

00:13:40.000 Yeah, so when you see all these world-class tennis players that just happen to be of the rich upper crust.

00:13:47.000 Well, you need a coach.

00:13:47.000 You need a lot of stuff with tennis, you know?

00:13:49.000 It's a lot going on in tennis. 0.97

00:13:51.000 Plus, nobody gives a shit until you're really good. 0.94

00:13:54.000 If you have a chance, oh, he plays a semi-pro ball, maybe he'll get into the big leagues. 1.00

00:14:02.000 If you're like, I'm a semi-pro tennis player, get a fucking job, bitch. 1.00

00:14:05.000 What are you doing? 1.00

00:14:06.000 You're playing tennis?

00:14:08.000 It takes a long time.

00:14:09.000 I used to know this dude who was a professional racquetball player, and that was the grindiest of all grinds.

00:14:14.000 Because when I was 19, I recognized like, oh no, this dude done painted himself into a corner.

00:14:20.000 He's like a world champion. 0.98

00:14:21.000 It's something nobody gives a fuck about. 0.95

00:14:22.000 I know, nobody cares. 0.96

00:14:23.000 Dude, nobody cared.

00:14:24.000 And people would treat him like, oh, poor guy.

00:14:27.000 That was part of it.

00:14:28.000 It was like, he's awesome, but poor guy.

00:14:30.000 I feel that way when I watch the biathlon... 0.99

00:14:32.000 In the Olympics and shit, or curling, or any of those sports. 0.99

00:14:36.000 Well, curling is... 1.00

00:14:37.000 Don't talk shit about curling in Newfoundland. 1.00

00:14:39.000 If you go up there in Canada, they get fucking angry at you. 1.00

00:14:41.000 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:14:42.000 They get mad. 0.99

00:14:43.000 Also, I don't care that you replayed the curling move in slow motion.

00:14:47.000 I didn't miss it in regular motion.

00:14:50.000 You know?

00:14:51.000 There's just certain sports I don't...

00:14:53.000 I think their skills are not sports.

00:14:54.000 Like, how do racists deal with the fact that there's so many elite black athletes?

00:15:01.000 How does a racist look at it?

00:15:04.000 How do you see white superiority in that many elite black athletes?

00:15:09.000 I've heard guys in New York, white guys would always say this about...

00:15:12.000 I'd hear white dudes in New York talk about black and white athletes like this.

00:15:18.000 They'd be like...

00:15:19.000 Well, he's a brother, so obviously he's going to be faster and stronger, but this kid over here has got heart and he's got smarts. 0.91

00:15:25.000 So the white guy's apparently got heart, he had brain, whereas the black guy only has muscle. 1.00

00:15:30.000 It was a clear indication that you're just, it was such a racist kind of way of delineating, you know?

00:15:35.000 Well, it's also delusional because people want to assume that because someone has physical attributes, they don't have mental attributes.

00:15:41.000 They always want to say that.

00:15:42.000 And sometimes it's true because sometimes when you have physical attributes, life is easier for you and you get soft.

00:15:49.000 You don't have to work as hard.

00:15:50.000 One of the more impressive guys in the UFC for me has always been Frankie Edgar because that guy's just a product of hard work.

00:15:58.000 He's never been a knockout puncher.

00:16:00.000 He's not the biggest guy.

00:16:01.000 He's always been small for whatever division he's in.

00:16:03.000 He's small at 55, and he's pretty small at 45 in comparison to some guys like...

00:16:08.000 Like Ortega, we fought this weekend.

00:16:10.000 Brian's much bigger than him, taller, longer.

00:16:12.000 He's just all heart and will and toughness, and I love that.

00:16:17.000 And I think that's an admirable thing, and I think you can get a lot out of watching a guy like that. 0.97

00:16:21.000 But it doesn't mean that a guy can't have that mindset and also have some fucking Ray Lewis body. 0.94

00:16:29.000 Well, Michael Jordan was the example of that. 0.97

00:16:31.000 Yeah.

00:16:32.000 Nobody, and Kobe Bryant was the same way.

00:16:34.000 Nobody works harder, and they love to win in an almost psychotic way.

00:16:39.000 Yeah, extreme winners are that way.

00:16:41.000 Yeah, that whole thing, that extreme winters, is why we're here, folks.

00:16:44.000 It's why it's so compelling. 0.97

00:16:46.000 I mean, you had to have some ungodly resolve to get through the Mongol era and the fucking caveman era and think about all the different shit that's happened in between. 0.98

00:16:57.000 Just think about the people that colonized this country. 0.98

00:17:00.000 We were so far removed from people who lived here and rode wagons across the country just 200 years ago.

00:17:08.000 That's nothing.

00:17:09.000 That just happened.

00:17:10.000 They did this study.

00:17:12.000 Camille Paglia was talking about this.

00:17:14.000 Why were most of the people that revolutionized the human condition male?

00:17:18.000 Like, so in other words, the printing press and Einstein and Copernicus and Galileo and Kepler and, you know, all these people that kind of like, you know, and why so few women? 1.00

00:17:29.000 And so a lot of academic circles, they're the only people.

00:17:32.000 Single variable answer is that women were kept down by the patriarchy or whatever it might be. 1.00

00:17:37.000 Very condescending, though, if you think about it, because that would suggest that women didn't find their way through the cracks. 0.95

00:17:42.000 Some of them did.

00:17:42.000 But for the most part, and there's some truth to that, but for the most part, there's another really interesting theory that men have...

00:17:48.000 Men and women tend to have two different kinds of brains. 0.92

00:17:50.000 We've evolved to have two different brains because women have to watch out for children and pay attention to the minutia and keep them away from death. 1.00

00:17:58.000 Whereas men have the kind of brain that can obsess over just one thing, even if it doesn't really bear any relation to the material world. 0.82

00:18:04.000 So they can think about whether time bends or whether the relationship between time and matter and space, you know.

00:18:13.000 They'll just zero in on that problem and obsess over that problem. 0.81

00:18:17.000 And you have those extreme winners that literally, to the exclusion of everything else, including their family, including other people, focused on just one thing.

00:18:25.000 But in a lot of ways, thank God we had that aberration, because that is what revolutionizes, that is what changes a lot about how we live.

00:18:34.000 They're little explosions that make this thing move quicker.

00:18:36.000 Yeah.

00:18:36.000 They're the combustion inside the engine that is human civilization.

00:18:40.000 Every now and then you get someone that just is an outlier. 0.96

00:18:42.000 Some Elon Musk character drilling holes under Los Angeles and building fucking power stations for solar power for people's houses. 0.99

00:18:50.000 Making fucking cars and shooting rockets into space. 0.99

00:18:52.000 And everybody goes, it's never gonna work, it's never gonna work, it's never gonna work. 1.00

00:18:54.000 He's like, shut up.

00:18:55.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:55.000 He's just so much smarter. 1.00

00:18:57.000 We let him drill under the city.

00:18:58.000 We're like, go ahead.

00:18:59.000 You know what you're doing.

00:19:00.000 Everybody just lets him do it.

00:19:01.000 Can you imagine if a regular person wanted to drill underneath the cities and make tubes? 0.99

00:19:08.000 That's the dumbest idea ever. 1.00

00:19:09.000 You're going to drop down. 1.00

00:19:10.000 A car is going to go on a train, and the train's going to go really fast with the car underground. 1.00

00:19:14.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:19:15.000 You should have this guy, Andrew Keene, on your podcast. 1.00

00:19:18.000 I interviewed him.

00:19:18.000 He wrote a book called How to Fix the Future.

00:19:21.000 And also a book called The Internet's Not the Answer and another book called The Cult of the Amateur and kind of likens, in The Cult of the Amateur, he likens, you know the infinite monkey metaphor?

00:19:31.000 You ever heard that?

00:19:32.000 Yes.

00:19:32.000 Yeah, it's great.

00:19:33.000 So if you had an infinite number of monkeys just banging away at a typewriter, eventually one of them would type out a masterpiece like a Shakespearean play or something.

00:19:41.000 Just randomly by luck.

00:19:42.000 Just randomly, yeah.

00:19:43.000 Can you imagine if that was real?

00:19:44.000 Yeah, and mathematically you can prove it. 0.99

00:19:47.000 I get it mathematically, but I still call it bullshit. 0.99

00:19:49.000 Right. 0.99

00:19:50.000 I'm like, it doesn't make any sense.

00:19:52.000 Like, what are the odds that just randomly this monkey on just accident put the periods in the right place and the spaces in the right place and the commas in the right place?

00:20:03.000 No!

00:20:04.000 No, it's impossible.

00:20:05.000 It is part of the law of chance. 1.00

00:20:07.000 I think that law of chance can suck a fat dick. 1.00

00:20:09.000 I don't buy it. 1.00

00:20:10.000 I don't buy it.

00:20:11.000 I've heard it before by people far smarter than me.

00:20:14.000 And I'm like, no.

00:20:15.000 No, there's zero chance.

00:20:16.000 I know there's a chance.

00:20:17.000 But you know this raises an amazing question, right?

00:20:20.000 What's amazing is it's like human beings can actually reach beyond that which they can measure.

00:20:27.000 So it's not just what you can see and measure.

00:20:30.000 It's actually what you can imagine and what you can imagine actually is real.

00:20:33.000 It's a part of reality, right? 0.99

00:20:35.000 So infinity and all that shit, yeah. 0.97

00:20:37.000 But he said that these infinite monkeys, that's basically what YouTube and what the internet has ushered in, right? 0.93

00:20:43.000 But long story short, when you're talking about Elon Musk, he was talking about how, in his book, How to Fix the Future, the nine tech billionaires, of the nine tech billionaires, They own more wealth than 1.8 billion people on this planet.

00:20:58.000 We've actually never seen this kind of concentration of wealth.

00:21:01.000 Luckily, guys like Jeff Bezos, who he knows really well, and these other guys like Mark Zuckerberg, are kind of aware, they have some historical perspective of where they stand, and for the most part, they're doing their best to try to figure out a way to be responsible with this wealth.

00:21:19.000 There's also the fact that they're coming from a tech background, which is...

00:21:24.000 Historically been really fucking smart people, right? 0.85

00:21:27.000 Those are the innovators. 0.95

00:21:28.000 So because of that, they're more left-leaning.

00:21:30.000 Yeah.

00:21:31.000 Which is probably better for everybody.

00:21:33.000 Because they're more cooperative or what?

00:21:33.000 It's just the whole tech community is more left-leaning.

00:21:36.000 Yeah.

00:21:36.000 I mean, that's why anything that deviates from that is kind of punished.

00:21:42.000 Well, the problem, though, is that now you have the four riders of the apocalypse, Google, Facebook, Amazon, and Apple.

00:21:49.000 Mm-hmm.

00:21:51.000 There's so much.

00:21:52.000 I mean, they have access to all your data and to the maps.

00:21:57.000 So it does kind of go, you kind of go, okay, you're left leaning, but there has never been this kind of concentration of power.

00:22:03.000 Well, yeah, but they're not doing anything with the power that we know of.

00:22:07.000 What they do have is tremendous wealth.

00:22:09.000 Like, off the charts, tremendous wealth at Apple, at Google.

00:22:13.000 I mean, they just have tremendous amount of influence.

00:22:16.000 And I think...

00:22:17.000 When you have that kind of money, idealistic, hippie, left-wing dreamers are way better off throwing that money around than really gangster globalists that are pro-war, really enthusiastic about right-wing politics.

00:22:33.000 That would be way scarier.

00:22:34.000 If all that money, the billions of dollars, was in a Christian cult that thought that the Second Coming was going to happen in Jerusalem, so it was very important to protect Israel. 0.73

00:22:42.000 Which is real.

00:22:43.000 There's a lot of people in this country that want to protect Israel because they think that's where Jesus...

00:22:47.000 That's his pit stop when he comes back.

00:22:50.000 Yeah.

00:22:50.000 I do worry about...

00:22:51.000 Yeah, you should worry.

00:22:52.000 I do worry about very religious people with a messianic mission. 0.97

00:22:57.000 Yeah, and that's a real thing today.

00:22:58.000 So I think like secular...

00:23:01.000 Reason-based. 0.96

00:23:02.000 Techno-freaks who I might disagree with them on some of the most ridiculous aspects of progressivism. 0.79

00:23:10.000 They just go so far off the charts and it's so common now. 0.68

00:23:14.000 Everyone is getting so hysterical about things.

00:23:16.000 You know who Christina Hoff Summers is? 1.00

00:23:18.000 I love her.

00:23:18.000 She's great.

00:23:19.000 I love her.

00:23:19.000 She got literally shouted down off stage.

00:23:21.000 They interrupted her speech.

00:23:23.000 They put up signs.

00:23:24.000 They wouldn't let her talk.

00:23:25.000 They were calling her a fascist.

00:23:26.000 Boy, they sound really confident in their point of view, huh?

00:23:28.000 It's just so crazy.

00:23:30.000 Don't engage somebody in ideas.

00:23:32.000 Shout them down because you're terrified.

00:23:34.000 Well, what they're doing also is they're getting on YouTube.

00:23:36.000 So there's all these videos of them, you know, being woke, hashtag woke, expressing their wokeness.

00:23:41.000 I've heard that expression.

00:23:43.000 Yeah, I know you have.

00:23:44.000 Yeah, you were just talking about it.

00:23:45.000 Yeah.

00:23:45.000 It's a gross word.

00:23:46.000 I think it comes down to what I'm amazed at is I've talked to some of these far-left ideologues, you know, and And especially the people that would shout down Christina Summers, who's such a reasoned voice and such an important voice.

00:24:00.000 She's a sweet woman, too.

00:24:01.000 And smart and thought through.

00:24:02.000 Yeah, you've got to let her talk, and then if you disagree with her, have a conversation with her.

00:24:06.000 They typically do a Q&A at the end of these speeches.

00:24:08.000 That's just rude.

00:24:09.000 Try to beat her with your ideas.

00:24:11.000 And she's a feminist. 1.00

00:24:13.000 Her fucking podcast is called Factual Feminist. 1.00

00:24:17.000 Her thing is her video series that she does. 0.99

00:24:20.000 She's an important voice.

00:24:21.000 She's a very nice person, man.

00:24:22.000 She's not an anti-woman in any way, shape, or form.

00:24:26.000 She's not the female Uncle Tom. 0.81

00:24:27.000 I love what she has to say.

00:24:28.000 I've listened to her.

00:24:30.000 She wrote that book, The War on Boys.

00:24:32.000 She's excellent.

00:24:33.000 She's excellent.

00:24:34.000 But I think a lot of this is, like, one of the things I noticed is that a lot of the left-wing ideologues like that, first of all, are fairly young.

00:24:42.000 A lot of times they don't have a whole lot of experience in the world.

00:24:45.000 Or, you know, they are people who are, like, if you just take the average journalist, and I've met a lot of them now and talked to a lot of them, the average journalist, even the average academic in colleges or in the people that are kind of controlling this conversation in certain aspects...

00:25:01.000 They have just not really ever met anybody or worked with anybody that worked with their hands, that spends a lot of time that had to be in the military.

00:25:15.000 They tend to be pretty cloistered.

00:25:18.000 You know, I mean, even Sam Harris, by his own admission, said that in his Rolodex of 1,100 people, he only had one friend who smoked, and that was Christopher Hitchens.

00:25:27.000 That's significant.

00:25:28.000 It's significant when you are exposed to one element of society.

00:25:34.000 And one of the advantages that I think a comic has when you travel so much is that you're around real people.

00:25:39.000 People that work with their hands.

00:25:41.000 People that do other things that are in the military.

00:25:43.000 People that are cops.

00:25:44.000 People that are essentially a huge part of the fabric of the society.

00:25:48.000 Who are on the right and certainly on the left.

00:25:51.000 And what you start to realize is that you're...

00:25:56.000 The world is way more complicated.

00:25:57.000 It's always the way it is, right?

00:25:59.000 It's just way more complicated.

00:26:00.000 People are way less easy to pigeonhole.

00:26:04.000 Just because you supported Trump doesn't necessarily mean you're a right winger across the board.

00:26:08.000 Doesn't mean you're about the patriarchy and stuff.

00:26:12.000 And I find that a lot of young people, and I find a lot of people who are trying to be woke and stuff, and we do this as Americans.

00:26:18.000 It's not just the left, it's also the right.

00:26:20.000 We do this as Americans.

00:26:21.000 We want to find a bad guy.

00:26:22.000 And we want to put a label on that bad guy.

00:26:24.000 We want a single variable answer.

00:26:26.000 We want a single variable solution. 0.96

00:26:28.000 So in other words, you are a racist. 1.00

00:26:32.000 You are a sexist. 1.00

00:26:33.000 You are a homophobe. 1.00

00:26:35.000 So you've got to be sanctioned. 1.00

00:26:37.000 And we've got to get rid of you. 0.95

00:26:38.000 And if we can get rid of racism... 0.95

00:26:40.000 As if racism has anything to do with it, actually.

00:26:42.000 It's about tribalism.

00:26:43.000 Because people don't need a difference in skin color to hate each other.

00:26:46.000 Have you heard of the Middle East or Africa or even this country?

00:26:49.000 It's not about the melanin in your skin.

00:26:51.000 It's just we're tribal.

00:26:52.000 But we tend to want to find that one label. 0.99

00:26:57.000 You're a racist. 1.00

00:26:58.000 You're a homophobe, by the way. 1.00

00:27:00.000 Most certainly, racist. 1.00

00:27:01.000 Of course there are.

00:27:02.000 Of course there are.

00:27:03.000 You don't think racism is the problem that we're facing?

00:27:05.000 You think it's more of a tribalism?

00:27:06.000 Oh, I think that if everybody was the same color, we'd have no problem joining groups and hating each other. 1.00

00:27:11.000 No problem.

00:27:12.000 Again, please see the Middle East.

00:27:14.000 That's for sure.

00:27:15.000 Look, look, in Yuval Harari's amazing book.

00:27:17.000 Racism is just a symptom of that.

00:27:20.000 Yuval Harari's great book, Sapiens.

00:27:22.000 Everybody should read it.

00:27:23.000 Read it.

00:27:24.000 Thank you.

00:27:24.000 On your recommendation.

00:27:26.000 The Dinka and the Nua in the Sudan. 1.00

00:27:28.000 Let's just take them.

00:27:29.000 They look exactly the same.

00:27:30.000 Just Google it.

00:27:31.000 They look exactly the same. 0.97

00:27:31.000 Maybe you're just racist. 0.97

00:27:32.000 Right. 0.99

00:27:33.000 Maybe it's like saying all black people look exactly the same. 0.99

00:27:36.000 Well, they do look... 0.91

00:27:38.000 They are basically...

00:27:39.000 The only way to tell the difference is the tribal markings.

00:27:44.000 But for the most part, they look exactly the same, very similar cultures, a herding culture.

00:27:50.000 Dinka in the Dinka language means people.

00:27:53.000 Nua in the Nua language means original people.

00:27:56.000 And they're sworn enemies. 0.99

00:27:58.000 They fucking hate each other. 0.99

00:28:00.000 Talk to Justin Wren about how the pygmies are treated in the country right next door. 1.00

00:28:09.000 They're brutally discriminated.

00:28:10.000 They can't even go to hospitals or schools because they're short and they're magic, apparently. 1.00

00:28:15.000 So go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:28:16.000 It ain't about color. 1.00

00:28:17.000 We don't need color to hate each other.

00:28:19.000 We definitely don't.

00:28:20.000 We would find something.

00:28:22.000 It would be neighborhoods or lines in the dirt or sports teams. 1.00

00:28:25.000 Fuck yes! 1.00

00:28:26.000 We hate each other from neighboring high schools in the same town. 1.00

00:28:31.000 Yes, or we compete with each other.

00:28:32.000 Maybe it's a good natured competition.

00:28:34.000 There's nothing wrong with that either.

00:28:36.000 There's a natural need that we have to compete against each other and conquer each other, and that's because we used to do that.

00:28:44.000 Exclusively.

00:28:44.000 Right.

00:28:45.000 That's how people move.

00:28:46.000 That's what this Viking show is all about. 0.98

00:28:49.000 People coming into people's villages, fucking them up and taking all their gold. 0.98

00:28:52.000 Right. 0.98

00:28:52.000 That's what people did forever. 0.98

00:28:54.000 Fuck yes. 1.00

00:28:55.000 But here's the other thing. 1.00

00:28:56.000 It's really taboo. 0.98

00:28:57.000 This is so fucking taboo. 0.97

00:28:59.000 Even say this now. 0.99

00:29:01.000 What?

00:29:01.000 Are you going to risk something right now?

00:29:03.000 So the narrative is those people aren't doing well.

00:29:08.000 Let's just take any group of people.

00:29:09.000 Right.

00:29:09.000 They're not doing well.

00:29:10.000 Right.

00:29:11.000 Because they've been...

00:29:13.000 There's only one answer to that.

00:29:14.000 They've been put down.

00:29:15.000 They've been oppressed.

00:29:17.000 They've been suppressed.

00:29:18.000 Right.

00:29:18.000 Yes.

00:29:18.000 Sometimes that's true.

00:29:20.000 Right.

00:29:20.000 Nobody can tell me, you don't understand the history of this country unless you study the black experience, at least a little bit, because that is such a huge part of the history of this country.

00:29:30.000 Sure.

00:29:30.000 And to be a black person in this country is something I have no idea about, but it hasn't been easy, granted.

00:29:37.000 Let's just take any ethnic group.

00:29:39.000 If you were to ever, like Thomas Sowell, who's a black scholar, if you were ever to bring up the idea that maybe Part of the problem in certain groups, okay, that aren't doing well, could be internal,

00:29:55.000 could be of their own making, could be that there are certain aspects of that person's culture, whether they're Inuit, whether they're Mexican, whether they're black, or whether they're a hillbilly white guy. 0.87

00:30:07.000 If you start talking about the fact that their culture and the way their beliefs, their practices could have something to do with why they're not getting ahead, you better be goddamn careful, because now you're blaming the victim.

00:30:23.000 It is true that, well, you're not really necessarily blaming the victim, right?

00:30:27.000 Because a victim, in this case, is a person who's a part of a culture.

00:30:30.000 And we're all influenced by our environment.

00:30:32.000 And if you're involved in a culture that has very specific ways of behaving, and you're supposed to engage in these, and whether it's, you know, female genital mutilation that they do to children on a...

00:30:43.000 Regular basis in some parts of the world.

00:30:45.000 Why do they do that?

00:30:46.000 Well, they've just been doing that.

00:30:47.000 That's what they've been doing.

00:30:48.000 They just keep doing that.

00:30:49.000 There's a lot of weird things that people just get sucked into.

00:30:52.000 You don't even realize what you're doing.

00:30:54.000 You're 18. You're living that life.

00:30:55.000 Then it becomes a part of your pattern of behavior.

00:30:58.000 And then you're 35 and everyone around you is behaving the same way and the world's filled with violence.

00:31:03.000 And no one can hit the pause button and go, hey, why are we macheting each other, Hootsies and Tootsies?

00:31:09.000 What are we doing?

00:31:10.000 No one's like, stop. 0.99

00:31:12.000 Settle the fuck down. 1.00

00:31:14.000 It's like you get locked up in the momentum of your past, of the past of your family, your ancestors, your community, your environment. 0.99

00:31:23.000 Very few people have complete autonomy. 0.92

00:31:24.000 So the idea that we're supposed to ask somebody to just figure it out or get their shit together or pull themselves up by their bootstraps, it's pretty preposterous. 1.00

00:31:31.000 Fuck yeah! 0.99

00:31:32.000 And it's usually coming from people that got a nice, juicy hand. 1.00

00:31:35.000 Like, life gave you a couple of aces, and you got a seven over there, and a two, and you try to figure out if you can get a flush.

00:31:41.000 Yeah.

00:31:42.000 Like, you got a good hand.

00:31:43.000 You got lucky. 1.00

00:31:44.000 So if you say you made it with a good hand, like, oh, congratulations, you won the pot, you got dealt three aces, you cunt. 1.00

00:31:51.000 Exactly. 1.00

00:31:51.000 You got lucky. 1.00

00:31:52.000 Exactly.

00:31:52.000 I'll be the first to admit that.

00:31:54.000 You should.

00:31:55.000 You should be the first.

00:31:56.000 I mean, some people are born with more advantage than others.

00:31:59.000 Just a better family.

00:32:00.000 Well, just stop for a moment.

00:32:02.000 And I don't want to get too...

00:32:03.000 I'm already too social justice warrior-y in this podcast.

00:32:07.000 But this is one of the things that pisses me off.

00:32:09.000 I agree with so many of those twats on so many important issues. 0.98

00:32:13.000 And then they get so crazy that they want to interrupt people like Christina Hoff Summers and yell that she's a fascist and... 0.94

00:32:21.000 We just...

00:32:21.000 There's just too much conflict that doesn't make any sense today.

00:32:26.000 They're not reasonable.

00:32:28.000 How about that?

00:32:28.000 They're not civil or reasonable.

00:32:30.000 So I don't know where else to go.

00:32:32.000 If you're not going to be reasonable and you're going to decide that you're that right, that your side is rooted in truth and love and my side is rooted in falsehood and evil, I don't know where I'm going to go.

00:32:46.000 All these progressive issues are all...

00:32:47.000 No one is ever super into women's rights but racist.

00:32:51.000 They're all like, there's a pattern of behavior that you're supposed to follow.

00:32:55.000 You know, like progressivism, it's a really interesting predetermined pattern that everybody locks into because it supports gay marriage, it's like all these things.

00:33:03.000 Well you can, yeah, it's like if you're in favor, if you believe...

00:33:07.000 That global warming is caused by human beings.

00:33:10.000 You've got to be on the right.

00:33:11.000 No, you're on the left.

00:33:12.000 You're on the left.

00:33:12.000 You know where you stand on gay marriage, on everything else.

00:33:16.000 That's unfortunate.

00:33:16.000 You can't be sort of responsive to evidence, right?

00:33:19.000 So instead of being affiliated with a party or a candidate, be affiliated with the problem.

00:33:25.000 What's the problem?

00:33:26.000 We all agree we don't like spree shooters, right? 0.99

00:33:27.000 That sucks? 0.99

00:33:28.000 Yes. 0.99

00:33:28.000 So there's got to be a way, if we could put our ideas together, create a little idea sex, there's got to be a way, right? 0.99

00:33:35.000 There's got to be a way to...

00:33:36.000 To deal with this problem. 0.98

00:33:38.000 Well, can we talk about the fact that we all agree that the problem sucks? 0.92

00:33:41.000 Now, you're saying we need more guns, and this other side's saying we need less guns.

00:33:46.000 Is there, is there something, is there something we can, can we at least start talking instead?

00:33:53.000 Because, you know, Brendan on the podcast said, can we agree there's a gun problem? 0.99

00:33:56.000 The fucking number of hate emails we got. 0.99

00:34:00.000 You do not want to give up those guns. 0.99

00:34:01.000 And, yeah, and Jim Jeffries was so funny because he goes, did you hear that stand-up video?

00:34:08.000 He goes, here's the argument.

00:34:09.000 Because I like them. 1.00

00:34:10.000 So fuck off. 1.00

00:34:11.000 And it's like, that's good enough. 1.00

00:34:13.000 The Constitution says that guns, we have a right to bear arms so we can protect ourselves against tyrannical government, right?

00:34:19.000 I mean, that's what the Second Amendment...

00:34:21.000 Well, you know, he's like, the government has drones, right?

00:34:24.000 They got tanks.

00:34:25.000 They got cruise missiles. 0.98

00:34:27.000 Your AR-15 ain't doing shit. 0.98

00:34:30.000 Here's another problem. 0.99

00:34:31.000 People need to understand this.

00:34:32.000 The government is us.

00:34:34.000 Everybody that you just described is someone who works in the military.

00:34:37.000 Everyone you just described is someone who's a soldier.

00:34:39.000 Those soldiers are civilians.

00:34:40.000 They're the same people.

00:34:42.000 They're people.

00:34:42.000 They're us.

00:34:43.000 We're not talking about some global elites that's going to take over.

00:34:45.000 They're not taking over with us.

00:34:46.000 We are not going to take over ourselves. 1.00

00:34:49.000 This is not a stupid fucking country. 1.00

00:34:51.000 The idea that somehow or another the military will start taking it. 1.00

00:34:54.000 What we have to be careful is people that have extreme power and shit judgment. 0.99

00:34:59.000 Like that cop that shot that kid in the hallway in Arizona in that horrible video. 0.99

00:35:03.000 That's bad. 0.98

00:35:04.000 White guy shooting a white guy, too, by the way.

00:35:06.000 I don't even know if that has anything to do with racism with a lot of what cops are doing.

00:35:10.000 I think some of it most certainly does, but I think a lot of it has to do with people who are just incompetent and they're police officers and they shouldn't be police officers.

00:35:19.000 And on top of that, I think the stress of the job just breaks people's brains.

00:35:23.000 Okay. 1.00

00:35:23.000 I think sometimes people are just so out of their fucking mind with worrying about being shot and dealing with trauma and dealing with violence and dealing with domestic abuse and fucking murdered kids and all the fucked up things they see every day. 1.00

00:35:36.000 Their brains are frazzled, man. 1.00

00:35:38.000 And they're stepping out into the street and then they confront somebody and they just want to fucking shoot. 1.00

00:35:44.000 They just want to shoot before they get shot. 1.00

00:35:45.000 They're on a hair trigger, man. 1.00

00:35:47.000 That shit happens in a couple seconds too, right? 1.00

00:35:49.000 Sometimes and sometimes it doesn't. 1.00

00:35:51.000 Sometimes they plant a gun on the guy. 0.97

00:35:52.000 I mean, sometimes it's absolutely a dirty cop.

00:35:55.000 You know, sometimes the guy's reaching for his wallet and they shoot him in the car with his baby in the backseat. 0.99

00:36:00.000 There's been a bunch of these things, man, and I think it boils down to more than anything people that are fucking completely incompetent at being a police officer. 0.96

00:36:08.000 What's amazing is The number of interactions where you never hear shit about, what's amazing is how many people get pulled over every day, how many people deal with a cop, how many people get questioned by a cop, how many people are in a situation where a cop has to talk to them about something that happened and nothing happens and nobody gets shot. 0.96

00:36:28.000 It's overwhelming. 0.95

00:36:29.000 The numbers of actual interactions where everything goes okay Far outweigh the dirty cop that shoots the kid in the hallway.

00:36:38.000 Of course.

00:36:38.000 And the cop that plants the taser on the guy after he shoots him.

00:36:42.000 All these different things where there's a dirty guy.

00:36:44.000 That's just people. 0.85

00:36:45.000 The number of honorable police officers is actually pretty fucking stunningly positive.

00:36:51.000 Absolutely.

00:36:52.000 And the number of cops that save lives or stop crimes from happening and all those things.

00:36:57.000 But, you know, human beings have this crazy brain, right, with this negativity bias where something like violence and stuff has such an effect on our brain.

00:37:05.000 Like, we're really good at seeing problems but really bad at coming up with the solutions.

00:37:10.000 Like, we tend to jump to, so if there's a problem, if it's a very, like, think about terrorism, right?

00:37:16.000 People die and it's a very scary situation.

00:37:18.000 Far more people die of diabetes.

00:37:20.000 Far more people die of heart disease.

00:37:22.000 Far more people die of the way you're eating.

00:37:24.000 Far more.

00:37:24.000 Far more people die from all the various pharmaceutical opiates.

00:37:28.000 That's exactly right.

00:37:29.000 I mean, how many people die of aspirin?

00:37:32.000 Some crazy number.

00:37:34.000 I think it's 10,000.

00:37:34.000 It's crazy.

00:37:35.000 But those things are not as sexy.

00:37:37.000 But we tend to react to the things that really scare us, right?

00:37:41.000 Yeah, well, violence.

00:37:43.000 Violence is what gets us, not disease.

00:37:45.000 Like, dude, I know two people who have lost loved ones to the flu this year.

00:37:50.000 Phew.

00:37:50.000 Yeah, yep.

00:37:51.000 One of them was a 14-year-old girl.

00:37:54.000 Oh my god.

00:37:55.000 Yeah, the flu killed her.

00:37:57.000 Jesus. 0.99

00:37:57.000 Yeah, dude, this flu is no fucking joke. 0.99

00:38:00.000 I was down for two weeks. 0.98

00:38:01.000 Dude, it's no joke.

00:38:02.000 Did you get it?

00:38:02.000 I got it.

00:38:03.000 I was down for a couple days because I caught it really early on.

00:38:07.000 I knew it was happening and I did nothing.

00:38:09.000 I stayed home and I ate real good and I just slept all day.

00:38:12.000 See, I didn't sleep but I worked out.

00:38:15.000 You can't.

00:38:15.000 The working out ones are the worst.

00:38:17.000 Killed me.

00:38:18.000 I've had that happen before where I was thinking I was a little bit sick, and then I worked out, and it just gripped me.

00:38:23.000 Got me.

00:38:23.000 Two weeks.

00:38:24.000 I've never been sick like that.

00:38:25.000 I haven't been sick like that since college.

00:38:26.000 I was real proud of myself that I recognized it.

00:38:28.000 I was like, something's going on here. 0.99

00:38:30.000 I'm pretty in tune with when I'm feeling like a pussy, when I'm just lazy, and when my body just feels off. 0.99

00:38:36.000 And I'm like, my body feels off. 0.99

00:38:37.000 And then I was like, oh my god, I know, sweating.

00:38:39.000 I'd be sitting there.

00:38:40.000 It was chilly, and then I'd be sweating, and I was like, okay, I'm just gonna get under the covers and Netflix the fuck out of these couple of days.

00:38:46.000 That's so good!

00:38:48.000 Because I did that two days ago where everybody in my family was sick.

00:38:51.000 Everybody was getting cold.

00:38:51.000 Everybody around was getting cold.

00:38:53.000 It was eight hours.

00:38:55.000 I'd been sleeping eight hours.

00:38:56.000 I couldn't get out of bed.

00:38:57.000 I was like, I'm tired.

00:38:58.000 I slept. 0.98

00:38:59.000 I fucking slept for 11 hours. 0.99

00:39:02.000 Felt tip-top. 1.00

00:39:03.000 My body fought it.

00:39:04.000 I was like, I'm not moving until...

00:39:05.000 It's the move, man.

00:39:06.000 I have to get out.

00:39:06.000 It's the move.

00:39:07.000 And you've got to have a healthy body, folks. 0.96

00:39:09.000 This is the one thing that I got from this year, and like I said, I was really only fucked up for like two days. 0.70

00:39:14.000 But one thing I got is how wonderful it is to be healthy. 0.97

00:39:18.000 I mean, we take this fucking thing for granted, this vitality. 0.97

00:39:23.000 You take just feeling good, like right now, right now, right now. 0.99

00:39:26.000 I feel great.

00:39:27.000 I feel great.

00:39:28.000 Yeah, me too.

00:39:29.000 I ate breakfast, it worked out, I'm healthy, hanging out with my friend, having a little podcast.

00:39:35.000 There are two things they talk about when you do aid to a country. 0.95

00:39:38.000 Number one is this fucking behavioral scientist named, he wrote a book called Scarcity, and his name is L.R. Shafir, and I did a podcast with him. 0.97

00:39:48.000 And he studies how humans behave when they don't have enough food in their stomach.

00:39:53.000 Most economists wrote their treatises Adam Smith, the father of capitalism, was also living with his mother when he wrote The Moral Sentiments of Man and the Wealth of Nations.

00:40:04.000 Whoa.

00:40:04.000 So what you don't hear is this funny economist.

00:40:08.000 So he was like one of those internet marketing gurus that has like Ferraris that he rented.

00:40:12.000 Yeah.

00:40:12.000 In his mom's driveway.

00:40:14.000 Well, you know, this woman, I was talking about the free market, and I'm a free market guy, and, you know, I'm a capitalist, and she said, that's great, and I've been inundated in sort of the extreme Milton Friedman, F.A. Hyatt kind of school of economics, but she was like, she wrote a thing called Donut Economics, and she's out of Oxford,

00:40:30.000 and I can't fuck, Kate Rayburn, and she said, well, you know what they don't tell you is that when Adam Smith was writing The Wealth of Nations, the fucking handbook for all capitalists and free market guys like yourself, is that his mother was like, Adam, dinner's almost ready! 0.97

00:40:44.000 And I folded your laundry! 0.99

00:40:47.000 You know, what's that worth? 0.99

00:40:48.000 What the fuck is that worth, dude? 0.98

00:40:50.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:40:51.000 So you gotta take those things into account.

00:40:53.000 It's so funny.

00:40:54.000 My perspective on capitalism has always come from a full belly.

00:40:58.000 Never been hungry.

00:40:59.000 I was a wrestler, guys. 0.97

00:41:00.000 I did have to suck a lot of weight. 0.88

00:41:02.000 The point is, never been hungry. 0.98

00:41:03.000 Never had to worry about where my next meal was coming from.

00:41:05.000 Certainly never had to worry about a roof over my head.

00:41:08.000 That's a big difference between even a guy like me and you.

00:41:12.000 Your perspective is going to be different.

00:41:15.000 It's going to be dull.

00:41:15.000 It has to be.

00:41:16.000 There's a level of compassion, I think, that as a civilization we haven't hit.

00:41:20.000 We haven't hit the right number. 0.98

00:41:21.000 We're in this number where we don't give a fuck about each other enough. 0.94

00:41:24.000 And I think that one of the ways that that could be solved, I've been thinking a lot about universal basic income. 0.74

00:41:33.000 That if that was a possibility where you could give everybody just a small amount of money, like $12,000 a year, which is like $1,000 a month, it's basically enough to get by, but you wouldn't have to think about that then.

00:41:49.000 You wouldn't have to think about that aspect.

00:41:50.000 Like, you would always have food.

00:41:52.000 Like, if we could make sure that everybody always had food, and everybody always had a place to sleep, what would that cost?

00:41:57.000 What would it cost to eradicate homelessness?

00:42:00.000 To a point where, if you were homeless, it was a total voluntary situation.

00:42:04.000 Either you're just a nomad who likes camping, or you're mentally ill, and you just need to sleep in a box because you think that's the only way that the aliens can't get you.

00:42:13.000 There's those people, like Skid Row is filled with those people, right? 1.00

00:42:15.000 Crazy, crazy, yeah.

00:42:18.000 What percentage of our cities have homeless people in them?

00:42:23.000 Is it 3% of the city's homeless?

00:42:25.000 1% of the city's homeless?

00:42:26.000 In the warmer climates, it's higher.

00:42:27.000 Right.

00:42:28.000 How much of an impact would it be if you could just bring that down to zero?

00:42:33.000 I mean, wouldn't that be...

00:42:36.000 Just great for the way people feel about other people.

00:42:39.000 Well, there are societies that do that. 0.62

00:42:41.000 Right.

00:42:42.000 Singapore and certain Scandinavian societies.

00:42:44.000 I'm very hippie this podcast.

00:42:45.000 This is strong weed.

00:42:47.000 Well, no, I mean, but you're asking a really good question because they have done these experiments.

00:42:52.000 20 billion.

00:42:52.000 That's it?

00:42:54.000 The U.S. could end homelessness with money used to buy Christmas decorations.

00:42:59.000 It would cost about $20 billion for the government to effectively eliminate homelessness in the United States, a housing and urban development official told the New York Times Monday, December 11, 2012. I think that's the wrong question.

00:43:16.000 Or feed a man and teach a man to fish, right?

00:43:18.000 Yeah, it's a really tricky stat.

00:43:20.000 You have to be careful with that.

00:43:21.000 It's a weird question, but it's also one that no one's addressing. 1.00

00:43:27.000 You look at people who are homeless, you go, oh, you fucking bum, get your shit together, oh, you lazy fuck, or oh, you crazy person, oh, he must be a junkie, you know? 0.99

00:43:36.000 Yeah, but so can I tell you, so my friend does this, works with homeless youth, and pretty extensively, hasn't done it for 20 years. 1.00

00:43:44.000 And actually, what he'll tell you, and he's a very compassionate person, but he'll tell you that The system in this city of Los Angeles, there are a lot of resources for people on the street,

00:44:00.000 from places to get a computer, places to sleep, places to take a shower.

00:44:06.000 And what happens is there are a lot of people that get this network.

00:44:09.000 They figure out where to go.

00:44:11.000 And one of the things that they are talking about in this community and trying to get kids And homeless people off the street.

00:44:19.000 It's one thing.

00:44:20.000 It's a complicated issue.

00:44:22.000 But what has been said, and it was shocking to me, was they were like, the problem is the system is so easy to game.

00:44:29.000 It's so easy.

00:44:30.000 You can live on the street and when you're a youth, you can actually, if you understand how to work the system, there are so many resources that a lot of times It doesn't lend itself to really needing to get out of a situation, right?

00:44:45.000 Yeah, but how many of these kids are planning this out like this with a game in the system?

00:44:48.000 A lot of them.

00:44:48.000 Really?

00:44:49.000 Because you're a human being, so you figure out where you can get your breakfast, where you can get your shower, where you can get your computer, where you can get your hangout, where you can get all these things.

00:44:56.000 And you think somehow that's hurting them?

00:44:58.000 Look, I'm not saying we shouldn't have these resources.

00:45:01.000 I thought it was fascinating that a lot of the people that are really in the front lines and involved in this...

00:45:06.000 Saying that the the ironic and frustrating thing sometimes can be that it does create not complacency but certainly There are way more resources than you think there are people that have worked very hard to address this problem and People do it when they know where to go.

00:45:26.000 They do know where to get food.

00:45:28.000 They do know where to get a shower They do know where to do right so they can live on the street But there's many levels to this, right?

00:45:33.000 First of all, one of the big levels, the inescapable, is mental illness.

00:45:37.000 There's a lot of people that are wandering around the street that really should probably be in some sort of an institution getting health care and medicated.

00:45:46.000 But how do you force someone to do that?

00:45:48.000 And is that the issue?

00:45:50.000 Or is it a funding issue?

00:45:51.000 That was an issue apparently when Reagan was in office.

00:45:56.000 They lowered the standard of what's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

00:45:59.000 And they just let a bunch of dudes just wander through the streets. 0.96

00:46:01.000 That actually wasn't...

00:46:02.000 It was a little bit more complicated than that.

00:46:04.000 It was that the state doesn't have a right to keep you against your will if you don't want to be.

00:46:08.000 So there had to be very specific criteria for that.

00:46:12.000 So this whole thing with gun control, like we need...

00:46:14.000 It's a mental health issue.

00:46:16.000 If you talk to the psychiatrist, they'll be like, look, dude, the criteria for saying and getting somebody essentially classified as a danger to society and a real threat is very steep.

00:46:33.000 It's hard to do.

00:46:34.000 You can't do that because somebody talks to themselves.

00:46:37.000 You can't do it because they're hearing voices.

00:46:38.000 Well, the FBI went to visit that kid two years ago.

00:46:42.000 Right.

00:46:43.000 The kid who shot up the school in Florida, and they decided he wasn't a threat.

00:46:47.000 But he might not have been a threat two years ago.

00:46:49.000 People saying, oh, you know, they visited him two years ago. 0.97

00:46:52.000 They're incompetent.

00:46:53.000 No, he might be a different person now. 0.93

00:46:55.000 You have to realize that, like, people get way worse.

00:46:57.000 Like, we've all known people that we knew at one point in time in their life, and then you don't see them for six years, and then you see them, and you're like, whoa.

00:47:03.000 Well, that's because people evolve, and sometimes they evolve, and sometimes they don't.

00:47:07.000 Sometimes they recede.

00:47:08.000 Sometimes it gets ugly.

00:47:10.000 Sometimes they go crazy. 1.00

00:47:11.000 Weren't you talking about how, because 20% of boys in this fucking country are diagnosed with ADHD? Yes. 1.00

00:47:19.000 20%?

00:47:20.000 Misdiagnosed.

00:47:21.000 Of course, because you have a doctor who spends 10 minutes with you, who's not an expert on ADHD. It could be a thousand other things.

00:47:27.000 I retweeted it.

00:47:28.000 It could just be a boy.

00:47:28.000 It was on Rhonda Patrick posted up the study.

00:47:31.000 And then we're drugging them.

00:47:32.000 And did you know that ADHD was something that, wasn't that the one that was created?

00:47:37.000 Google this too, sorry.

00:47:39.000 ADHD was the one that was created by the advertising agency.

00:47:42.000 What a surprise.

00:47:44.000 No way.

00:47:44.000 There's been several conditions that were literally invented by advertising agencies in order to promote a cure.

00:47:53.000 So it's attention deficit hyperactive disorder.

00:47:57.000 Yeah.

00:47:59.000 Look, I don't know how much of that is a real disease.

00:48:02.000 Maybe some of it is.

00:48:03.000 Maybe, I'm obviously not an expert, maybe some of it is a kid whose brain works different.

00:48:08.000 Let me tell you something, man. 1.00

00:48:10.000 My dog might have ADHD or whatever the fuck it is. 1.00

00:48:14.000 I go to see him and he goes crazy. 1.00

00:48:16.000 He's out of his fucking mind because he thinks we're going running. 1.00

00:48:18.000 He's running around in circles. 1.00

00:48:20.000 He's hopping up and down.

00:48:21.000 He bolts back and forth into the backyard. 0.96

00:48:23.000 He's like a maniac. 0.54

00:48:24.000 I can't control him. 0.89

00:48:25.000 You know what the solution for that is?

00:48:26.000 I take him running.

00:48:27.000 I don't lock him in a room and then drug him.

00:48:30.000 That's what you're doing with little kids.

00:48:32.000 You know when I was really focused?

00:48:33.000 You know when I wasn't focused?

00:48:34.000 Algebra.

00:48:34.000 You know when I was really focused?

00:48:36.000 If somebody started talking about fighting and how to throw a right hand.

00:48:38.000 Just think about what I'm saying with my dog.

00:48:40.000 I mean, there's really something to that.

00:48:41.000 Like, that dog wanted to go run.

00:48:43.000 And if I forced him to sit into a room, he would go crazy.

00:48:46.000 He would bark and he wouldn't want to do that.

00:48:48.000 That's how kids are.

00:48:49.000 Exactly. 0.99

00:48:50.000 It's the same goddamn thing. 0.99

00:48:51.000 There it is. 1.00

00:48:52.000 The drugging of the American boy.

00:48:54.000 But what was the tweet, Jamie?

00:48:55.000 Is this an Esquire article?

00:48:57.000 What did the tweet say?

00:48:59.000 One in five boys will be diagnosed with ADHD by the time they make it to high school.

00:49:03.000 To date, only one significant study has looked at ADHD misdiagnosis and found 20 to 25% of boys were misdiagnosed.

00:49:12.000 And this was before ADHD was as common as it is now.

00:49:16.000 So they're saying it's a real issue.

00:49:18.000 I know quite a few people that are drugging their kids. 0.95

00:49:21.000 I think it's outrageous. 1.00

00:49:22.000 My next door neighbor, they put their fucking kid on Ritalin. 1.00

00:49:24.000 There was nothing wrong with this kid. 1.00

00:49:26.000 I talk to that kid all the time. 1.00

00:49:27.000 It's fucked up. 1.00

00:49:28.000 It does some bad things to him. 0.99

00:49:28.000 The kid just had too much energy, and they didn't want to deal with it, and they weren't paying attention to him. 0.99

00:49:33.000 They worked all day, and then the kid's bouncing off the walls, and no one wants to take care of the kid, and so they put him on Ritalin.

00:49:39.000 Awful.

00:49:39.000 Dude, it's happening everywhere.

00:49:41.000 It's happening all across America.

00:49:42.000 It has very bad side effects, some of these drugs.

00:49:44.000 Oh! 0.60

00:49:44.000 Look at this. 0.60

00:49:45.000 6.4 million children between the ages of 4 and 17 have been diagnosed with ADHD. By high school, nearly 20% of all boys will have been diagnosed with ADHD. A 37% increase since 2003. My son is a classic example of a kid who doesn't like to sit still in rough houses.

00:50:05.000 Google the origin of ADHD. Schools have no time for it.

00:50:08.000 Of course.

00:50:09.000 They have no time for boy energy.

00:50:12.000 You're condemned because it's aggressive.

00:50:14.000 You're asking a boy to not be a boy.

00:50:15.000 He's being told that his hands are hot lava and he can't use his hands.

00:50:19.000 That's healthy.

00:50:20.000 Oh my god. 1.00

00:50:21.000 What kind of liberal school are you taking your fucking career to? 1.00

00:50:23.000 Public school. 1.00

00:50:24.000 Public school.

00:50:24.000 That's what happens.

00:50:26.000 That's awful.

00:50:27.000 This is what we're dealing with.

00:50:28.000 Yeah, 1900 ADHD was first mentioned in 1902. British pediatrician, so it must be a wrong one, a different one, described an abnormal defect of moral control in children.

00:50:39.000 He found that some affected children could not control behavior the way a typical child would, but they were still intelligent.

00:50:45.000 Maybe it was restless leg syndrome.

00:50:47.000 Was that it?

00:50:48.000 Didn't you tell me?

00:50:48.000 I feel like that one might have been, but I don't know.

00:50:51.000 Who was the guest?

00:50:54.000 Do you remember the guest?

00:50:55.000 It was a woman. 0.60

00:50:56.000 Who's telling us all about this?

00:50:58.000 Some medical expert.

00:50:59.000 Was it Kelly Brogan?

00:51:01.000 It might have been.

00:51:03.000 Might have been Kelly Brogan.

00:51:04.000 Dr. Kelly Brogan.

00:51:05.000 But didn't you say, aren't there studies about school shooters and a lot of them were on SSRIs and stuff?

00:51:11.000 Yes.

00:51:12.000 Mass shooters.

00:51:14.000 Not just school shooters.

00:51:15.000 All on some kind of a drug.

00:51:17.000 Even the Vegas guy.

00:51:19.000 The Vegas guy was on anti-anxiety medication.

00:51:21.000 Wow.

00:51:22.000 Yeah, that stuff, and that's also...

00:51:24.000 Chris Cornell was on anti-anxiety medication. 1.00

00:51:26.000 There's a lot of people who are on psych drugs who lose their fucking minds. 0.99

00:51:31.000 Because psych drugs are not universal, right? 1.00

00:51:34.000 Like, there's no thing...

00:51:35.000 Like, here's a perfect example.

00:51:37.000 Say if...

00:51:38.000 You have, there's a solution that makes alcohol 91 octane, right?

00:51:47.000 And you add something to that.

00:51:49.000 You can add some additives and it'll spike it up.

00:51:52.000 And you could try to find the right mixture. 0.99

00:51:55.000 But that's just fucking gasoline. 0.99

00:51:56.000 You're throwing things in there and trying to mix it up. 0.99

00:51:59.000 You don't know exactly what the right thing is.

00:52:01.000 That's how they're doing your brain. 0.62

00:52:03.000 Correct.

00:52:03.000 When they're giving you these things.

00:52:05.000 That's why they say try this one.

00:52:07.000 There's not like, okay, you have one cup of flour.

00:52:11.000 You need two eggs and one tablespoon of sugar.

00:52:15.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:52:15.000 There's no specific recipe.

00:52:18.000 And what the fuck does feel good mean? 0.96

00:52:20.000 The other thing that they're not taking into account is that, you know, you might be depressed for a good reason. 0.98

00:52:24.000 In other words, if you made me do a job I hated and I wasn't allowed to work out or I didn't know how to eat or a thousand things that make me feel good, because I have to self-regulate.

00:52:34.000 I'm 51 and I still have to self-regulate because otherwise I'll go crazy.

00:52:41.000 If I don't have, if I didn't know how to do those things, I would probably be depressed.

00:52:46.000 Now, now you're gonna give me drugs. 0.99

00:52:48.000 Well, that's not gonna help me.

00:52:50.000 Well, here's what I think, man.

00:52:51.000 Because what I'm doing, my behavior is what it is.

00:52:53.000 For sure.

00:52:53.000 But here's what I think.

00:52:54.000 You gotta recognize that that kid, your son, who has that energy, that's a gift. 0.99

00:52:59.000 And what you're doing is you're making him squander that gift by sitting him down in a fucking chair and he wants to go crazy. 0.99

00:53:04.000 That kid is supposed to be like my dog, running around all day. 1.00

00:53:07.000 Okay?

00:53:07.000 My dog is a year old.

00:53:09.000 That's seven.

00:53:09.000 He's a seven-year-old dog, basically.

00:53:11.000 You know, in dog years.

00:53:12.000 And he's like a seven-year-old kid.

00:53:14.000 He's running around. 1.00

00:53:15.000 He's going fucking crazy. 0.99

00:53:16.000 You know, but that's because he wants to run. 0.99

00:53:19.000 Exactly.

00:53:19.000 But once he runs...

00:53:21.000 He's fine.

00:53:21.000 ...the dog is the best.

00:53:22.000 Yes.

00:53:23.000 And your kid will be too.

00:53:24.000 If your kid was involved in something where they emphasized physical movement and then taught things in between workouts, taught things in between classes, you know, play a game outside, play a little dodgeball, play a little soccer, play a little basketball.

00:53:39.000 Then, after you wear yourself out a little, come sit down and we're going to teach about math.

00:53:42.000 Teach them about math.

00:53:44.000 And then, you know, you're going to show them, this is leverage.

00:53:46.000 We're all going to pick things up.

00:53:47.000 Can you think I can pick it up?

00:53:48.000 Like, let them now pick it up with leverage.

00:53:50.000 Oh, you see?

00:53:51.000 You understand?

00:53:52.000 You could teach kids in a very physical way instead of forcing them to sit down. 0.99

00:53:57.000 Who the fuck wants to sit in that hard-ass chair where you feel other people's gum on the top of your leg? 1.00

00:54:01.000 You know, it sucks. 1.00

00:54:03.000 It sucks. 1.00

00:54:04.000 You're sitting there. 1.00

00:54:05.000 Waiting for the fucking class to be over, stuck in some room. 1.00

00:54:08.000 Let them get their energies out. 1.00

00:54:09.000 Let them move around.

00:54:11.000 Did I ever tell you that my acting teacher, who looked at me one time, is the greatest, and he goes, I've done a scene, and he goes, you know what we got with you?

00:54:18.000 Got a little self-esteem problem.

00:54:20.000 You think of yourself as a second banana.

00:54:22.000 And I was like, what?

00:54:24.000 He goes, yeah, you gotta start believing in yourself more. 1.00

00:54:26.000 Sounds like an acting coach who was trying to fuck you. 0.99

00:54:28.000 He goes, you gotta start thinking of yourself as a first banana. 1.00

00:54:30.000 Did he say this when he was in his underwear?

00:54:32.000 He did.

00:54:32.000 I was wearing black lace undies.

00:54:35.000 He goes, put these black lace undies on. 1.00

00:54:36.000 There you go, and I'm gonna pierce your nipples. 1.00

00:54:39.000 What's that? 1.00

00:54:40.000 Why?

00:54:41.000 Why do you smell like cologne?

00:54:42.000 It's a leopard seal.

00:54:43.000 This is weird. 0.97

00:54:44.000 So he says that to me, and I'm a young actor, and I'm fucked up over it. 0.88

00:54:48.000 I'm like, I've got to get better. 0.94

00:54:49.000 I've got to get higher self-esteem.

00:54:51.000 So I say to my buddies, kind of a group of guys, one of my buddies is older and wiser, and I said, man, I was told I have low self-esteem, you know?

00:54:59.000 And I heard a voice in the back over there that goes, thank God.

00:55:04.000 laughter And I go, huh? 0.98

00:55:08.000 And they go, you really think you'd be this funny if you fucking liked yourself, bro? 0.99

00:55:11.000 And you think you'd be a fucking actor if you liked yourself? 1.00

00:55:14.000 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:55:14.000 That guy's an asshole. 1.00

00:55:16.000 Keep hating yourself. 1.00

00:55:17.000 It's the best part of you. 0.97

00:55:18.000 Maybe that's how that guy tanks men. 1.00

00:55:20.000 Fuck! 1.00

00:55:20.000 I know! 1.00

00:55:20.000 I was like, you're right! 1.00

00:55:22.000 I like that.

00:55:23.000 The whole point, the whole thing that drives me is the fact that I've never been satisfied with myself.

00:55:28.000 And I'm never going to lose that.

00:55:29.000 If you make me really happy with myself, I'm not so sure it's a good thing.

00:55:33.000 You know what you gotta figure out how to do, I think, not you, but I think humans, to somehow or another disconnect you from the result.

00:55:42.000 If you could figure out a way to disconnect you from the result, you could look at it more objectively.

00:55:47.000 You're gonna feel the sting of failure.

00:55:49.000 It's a fact.

00:55:50.000 But you have to recognize what that is and intellectualize it.

00:55:53.000 You gotta put it in this little box. 0.60

00:55:54.000 Okay, this is good, because now I'm gonna be fucking pumped up to improve.

00:55:58.000 I'm gonna recognize the urgency and failure, because it's so extremely uncomfortable. 0.90

00:56:03.000 But that's not me.

00:56:04.000 What me is is the person who's doing this and I'm eventually going to be a finished product.

00:56:08.000 I'm going to figure this out.

00:56:09.000 But right now, that little thing that happened that sucks, like, okay, don't freak out. 0.99

00:56:14.000 Everybody fucks up. 0.99

00:56:15.000 Maybe you fucked up this way, but you didn't run into someone's car. 1.00

00:56:18.000 Maybe you did run into someone's car, but you didn't do this. 1.00

00:56:21.000 Everybody's got their own little fuck up. 0.98

00:56:22.000 Failure is a huge part of success. 0.99

00:56:24.000 It's a giant part of being a human.

00:56:25.000 You've got to understand the consequences of doing something incorrectly.

00:56:27.000 Yeah.

00:56:28.000 And especially the humiliating feeling of being, like, put in your place.

00:56:33.000 Like, you might think you're good at something and then you fail at it.

00:56:35.000 You go, oh my god.

00:56:36.000 Like, I have this elevated sense of how good I was at this thing.

00:56:39.000 Now I have to look at it more objectively and I have to get to that place where I thought I was.

00:56:43.000 Mm-hmm.

00:56:44.000 Yeah, just people don't want to work.

00:56:46.000 Well, I had Andy Galpin.

00:56:47.000 Have you had Andy Galpin?

00:56:48.000 Yeah, he's great.

00:56:49.000 Very smart guy.

00:56:50.000 Brilliant guy.

00:56:51.000 I said, what's best for recovery?

00:56:52.000 And he goes, why do you want to recover?

00:56:54.000 I said, what do you mean?

00:56:54.000 He goes, well, why don't you let your body adapt and figure it out?

00:56:57.000 Just eat some food, see how it feels, but maybe suffer a little bit and see what that does because your body might have to compensate and get stronger as a result.

00:57:04.000 Sure.

00:57:04.000 It's kind of an interesting way of looking at it.

00:57:05.000 I think there's definitely something to that.

00:57:07.000 I mean, I think that's why people push, right?

00:57:10.000 That's what pushing is.

00:57:11.000 It's forcing adaptation. 1.00

00:57:13.000 Your body's going, oh my god, this asshole wants to deadlift now. 1.00

00:57:16.000 Right. 1.00

00:57:16.000 Okay, I've got to adapt now. 1.00

00:57:18.000 That's also what the sauna is.

00:57:20.000 Your body's trying to adapt. 1.00

00:57:21.000 Okay, this asshole wants to live at 170 degrees. 1.00

00:57:24.000 I have to figure out how to keep everything from shutting down. 0.99

00:57:27.000 Let's mass produce these heat shock proteins and try to figure out, you know, how to get norepinephrine.

00:57:33.000 It's also what...

00:57:33.000 It's also what, like, being honest with somebody is, right?

00:57:35.000 So, like, it's also kind of like sitting and hearing things you don't want to hear about yourself, maybe shortcomings, right?

00:57:41.000 Sure.

00:57:41.000 When somebody says something to you, like, you're not taking yourself, you're not working hard enough, or you're not working correctly, or you did this wrong, or your ideas are a bit bankrupt, let me tell you why.

00:57:56.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:57:56.000 That shit is not fun to hear. 0.99

00:57:59.000 At all. 1.00

00:57:59.000 But it's exactly like working out. 1.00

00:58:01.000 If you could just sit and listen and take it in, not argue it, listen, take it in, feel bad for a while, I promise you, I promise you, that's probably the best way to change.

00:58:13.000 Listening and hearing it, because it'll bother you, let it bother you, and then let that spurn you to action.

00:58:19.000 But if you want to shout Christina Summers down, or you want to get into your safe space and not hear those things because they hurt We're good to

00:58:50.000 go.

00:58:52.000 Was doing a speech and they were literally at the windows.

00:58:54.000 They climbed the walls and got to the windows and were banging on the windows from the outside while the speech went on.

00:59:00.000 Dude, it's disturbing.

00:59:02.000 And everyone inside is super calm and there's people that keep an eye on the window because you hear it cracking. 0.98

00:59:07.000 They're just smashing this fucking window, just banging up against it the entire time he's talking. 0.95

00:59:12.000 You just hear, bang, [... 1.00

00:59:16.000 And they're yelling shit outside about fascism. 1.00

00:59:19.000 They don't even know what the fuck that means. 1.00

00:59:21.000 They literally are just saying it for anybody who disagrees with them. 0.99

00:59:25.000 When a real fascist comes along, they're going to be so duped. 0.99

00:59:29.000 They'll be shot. 1.00

00:59:31.000 They'll be lined up against a wall and shot. 1.00

00:59:33.000 That's what fascists do. 1.00

00:59:34.000 Real fascists. 1.00

00:59:35.000 But they seem to think that disagreeing with people who are out of their fucking mind equates fascism. 1.00

00:59:43.000 They don't have any confidence. 0.99

00:59:44.000 They have no confidence, right?

00:59:45.000 Why do you say that?

00:59:46.000 Well, because if you're having an argument with somebody and you end up hitting them because they're saying things you don't like, it means you don't have the ideas to compete with their ideas.

00:59:53.000 Well, I don't think it's that, dude. 0.99

00:59:55.000 I think they're just young and they don't understand what the fuck they're doing. 0.99

00:59:59.000 They're enjoying this ability to scream out. 1.00

01:00:02.000 It's like a tantrum.

01:00:03.000 They're practicing.

01:00:03.000 Yeah.

01:00:04.000 They've got way too much power.

01:00:05.000 They're children.

01:00:06.000 They're essentially children.

01:00:08.000 Yeah, they could go to war, some of them, but that's not right anyway.

01:00:12.000 They probably shouldn't be able to.

01:00:13.000 It should probably be like 21 before you make that decision. 0.99

01:00:16.000 The whole thing's fucking crazy. 1.00

01:00:18.000 It's crazy that they don't have enough security to keep the fucking kids from banging on the windows. 1.00

01:00:22.000 What kind of nonsense facility do you run? 1.00

01:00:25.000 You just didn't see that coming? 0.94

01:00:27.000 Do you have the internet?

01:00:28.000 Do you guys have the internet?

01:00:29.000 You see what's going on?

01:00:31.000 It's kind of new though.

01:00:31.000 American culture is always...

01:00:33.000 No, it's not.

01:00:33.000 It's been a few years.

01:00:34.000 No, I'm saying American culture has always given their kids recently too.

01:00:39.000 Jonathan Knight talks about this, like helicopter parenting and sort of the idea that your kid has his own autonomy and it's very important.

01:00:46.000 I've seen all the new science on this.

01:00:49.000 For sure, yeah.

01:00:50.000 Your kid is allowed to exercise their point of view and have a tantrum and then you have to show them that there are consequences for that. 1.00

01:01:00.000 You know, that's a new way of looking at, you know, a lot of cultures are like, hey, if you fucking talk to me like that again, I'm gonna hit you in the fucking, I'm gonna take this riding crop and whack your fucking legs or whatever it might be. 1.00

01:01:12.000 So, I don't know. 1.00

01:01:14.000 Well, we've got it real soft right now.

01:01:16.000 It's a real easy time to be alive.

01:01:17.000 And I think ultimately the ship's gonna bounce out.

01:01:19.000 I really do.

01:01:20.000 And I think ultimately a lot of these kids that are super radical now will probably stabilize as they get older and more experienced and be more embarrassed with some of the things they've done to Especially to disrupt free speech. 0.97

01:01:33.000 They should really be embarrassed by that because it's so foolish.

01:01:36.000 All you have to do is formulate a really good argument to what that idea is, and then you play those ideas out in the court of public opinion. 0.96

01:01:44.000 You do it in some sort of a way where you have...

01:01:47.000 One person representing one side, one person representing the other side, and you beat that idea with better ideas.

01:01:53.000 And that's what you're supposed to do.

01:01:54.000 That's the whole exercise.

01:01:56.000 And these people that oppose your ideas, you should use that to challenge you to improve your ideas, to make your ideas undeniable.

01:02:04.000 So that when you present that argument, you've looked at it from both sides.

01:02:07.000 There's far too many people, including these people that are interrupting people, that are only looking at an argument from the point of view that they would like to be correct. 0.92

01:02:14.000 They're only looking at it like she's a fascist, she's a Nazi. 0.57

01:02:17.000 They're not looking at her and going, hey, maybe that's just a lady, and maybe she's a nice lady, and maybe she's got some points, and maybe I agree with her, and maybe I don't.

01:02:24.000 But you've got to let her talk.

01:02:25.000 This is all nonsense.

01:02:27.000 Holding signs up and trying to get attention.

01:02:29.000 This is not the time for that.

01:02:30.000 It doesn't persuade anybody over to your side, I'll tell you that much.

01:02:33.000 They're not even trying to do that.

01:02:34.000 They're just trying to recruit the troops. 0.98

01:02:36.000 And then also they're trying to send out a flag that they care and they're out here doing the right goddamn thing. 0.98

01:02:42.000 Using my voice. 0.96

01:02:43.000 I'm out here using my voice.

01:02:45.000 It's like, no, you're being a little kid that's interrupting another person's speech.

01:02:50.000 Well, they're being tribal.

01:02:50.000 They're in their tribe and it's way easier to be against something than to define what they're for.

01:02:54.000 If you ever ask them what they're for, like I had this conversation with this woman.

01:02:57.000 Good quality, bro.

01:02:57.000 What's that?

01:02:58.000 Equality.

01:02:59.000 Well, they don't know what that means.

01:03:00.000 Including comedians.

01:03:01.000 I want an equal number.

01:03:03.000 Yeah.

01:03:03.000 Do you see what happened with Bert?

01:03:05.000 Yeah.

01:03:06.000 Someone wants an equal number of comedians, men and women. 1.00

01:03:08.000 It's the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life. 1.00

01:03:10.000 Are you funny enough to be on the stage? 1.00

01:03:12.000 Okay, then I don't give a fuck what you look like. 0.99

01:03:14.000 I don't care if you're... 0.99

01:03:15.000 Nobody wants to hear that.

01:03:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:17.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:03:17.000 Remember when Jerry Seinfeld got in trouble? 1.00

01:03:19.000 Because they were like, why is comedian cars having coffee all white guys? 1.00

01:03:24.000 Well, I don't know, but, you know, there are a lot of funny white guys, so fuck off. 0.99

01:03:28.000 A lot of funny black guys, too. 0.99

01:03:29.000 Well, that's what Jerry Seinfeld said.

01:03:30.000 He said, essentially, I don't care what color they are.

01:03:33.000 I speak the language of comedy.

01:03:34.000 I care if they're funny.

01:03:35.000 Exactly.

01:03:36.000 And they were like, that sounds racist. 1.00

01:03:38.000 They're so dumb. 1.00

01:03:40.000 They're like, I'm so sorry, but that sounds racist. 1.00

01:03:42.000 And you're dumb. 1.00

01:03:44.000 And you're fucking dumb. 1.00

01:03:45.000 Oh. 1.00

01:03:45.000 What would you say if you were there and that lady said that? 1.00

01:03:48.000 Because there was a woman, two guys are sitting, a guy and a girl are sitting there talking, and they played the Jerry Seinfeld clip.

01:03:54.000 And then the woman, who was an African-American, was like, I'm sorry, but that's racist. 0.99

01:03:59.000 And I was sitting at home watching it going, how was it?

01:04:01.000 And I'd say Kevin Hart's the biggest comic in the world, and most of his audiences, most of his ticket payers are white. 0.97

01:04:05.000 He's undeniable.

01:04:06.000 Most of the people that go to his movies are white. 0.99

01:04:08.000 And he's earned it, because he's fucking hilarious. 0.99

01:04:11.000 Right, but that doesn't have anything to do with what she's saying is that, He's racist because he's not having black people on his show. 0.99

01:04:21.000 I don't know how to argue with that.

01:04:23.000 And he's saying, no, I don't even care.

01:04:25.000 I just care, are they funny?

01:04:26.000 I don't care.

01:04:27.000 Diversity doesn't mean anything to me.

01:04:28.000 I don't care.

01:04:29.000 And she's like, that's so racist. 1.00

01:04:31.000 But I feel like...

01:04:33.000 When you say something's racist today, you don't have to back it up anymore.

01:04:37.000 I agree.

01:04:38.000 People just back off, especially if you're saying a white person's racism.

01:04:41.000 If you say a white person's racist, everybody pulls out the microphone, the magnifying glass.

01:04:45.000 Wait a minute.

01:04:46.000 What have we got here?

01:04:47.000 Are we looking at a racist?

01:04:48.000 But they'll also say this. 0.98

01:04:49.000 You're racist and you don't even know it. 1.00

01:04:51.000 Yeah, you're racist and you don't know it. 1.00

01:04:53.000 You don't even know it. 1.00

01:04:54.000 Like, the white supremacy is everywhere.

01:04:56.000 Well, they teach that at schools now.

01:04:58.000 Yes, I know.

01:04:58.000 They teach that also at some jobs.

01:05:00.000 That's why you have to go to bias training.

01:05:05.000 Yeah, bias training.

01:05:05.000 Anti-bias training.

01:05:07.000 What do they call it?

01:05:08.000 I think it's anti-bias training. 0.99

01:05:09.000 Subconscious?

01:05:09.000 Yeah.

01:05:10.000 Subconscious bias training? 0.86

01:05:11.000 Like, you might even realize you're racist and you are racist. 0.89

01:05:14.000 Mm-hmm. 0.93

01:05:15.000 Mm-hmm. 0.98

01:05:16.000 How many black guys have gotten laid because of all this, though? 0.99

01:05:18.000 Hopefully a lot. 0.99

01:05:19.000 A lot. 0.84

01:05:19.000 A lot of hippie white chicks just want to show they're not racist. 0.84

01:05:22.000 I love it. 0.99

01:05:23.000 Just get dicked down.

01:05:25.000 I mean, it's just... 0.99

01:05:26.000 And I'm in the corner jerking off. 0.98

01:05:30.000 What?! 0.97

01:05:31.000 And crying.

01:05:34.000 It's just weird, man.

01:05:36.000 I've never seen us so divided.

01:05:37.000 And part of it has to do with Trump, for sure.

01:05:40.000 There's this reaction that they feel really obligated to act.

01:05:46.000 People feel obligated to act and try to make things change, which I think is ultimately good.

01:05:50.000 All of what's going on right now does not concern me nearly as much as it does a lot of other people. 0.99

01:05:55.000 Because I feel like people are already reacting to it and already going, what in the fuck? 0.78

01:06:01.000 And the ship is already starting to right itself. 0.98

01:06:04.000 Well, the Oscars was the lowest rated, I think, in the history of the Oscars.

01:06:08.000 I heard that, but it's also 26 million people watched. 1.00

01:06:12.000 That's a lot of fucking people. 0.99

01:06:13.000 That's a lot. 1.00

01:06:14.000 Don't shit on someone who got 26 million people. 0.99

01:06:17.000 No, but I think people were afraid to be. 0.99

01:06:19.000 People get very kind of like, whoa, we're getting political here.

01:06:22.000 That's true, but when they looked at the numbers, the numbers were, they were comparing it to like 2013. Yeah.

01:06:28.000 They're down 5 million from 2013, I think it was.

01:06:31.000 Guess what wasn't around 2013?

01:06:33.000 Netflix!

01:06:34.000 True. 1.00

01:06:34.000 There's a lot more shit to watch. 1.00

01:06:36.000 True. 0.99

01:06:36.000 What's it down from last year? 0.99

01:06:38.000 There's definitely people that are bored with Hollywood, though.

01:06:40.000 Like, enough.

01:06:41.000 Well, they...

01:06:42.000 Hollywood's overreach.

01:06:43.000 I think Hollywood tends to be...

01:06:45.000 What bothers me about Hollywood is their virtue signaling. 1.00

01:06:48.000 Like, they're gonna set an example, you fucking guys. 0.99

01:06:50.000 Like, you want to be liked, okay? 1.00

01:06:52.000 And you're as fickle as it gets.

01:06:54.000 They were the same people that were standing up and clapping for Roman Polanski.

01:06:58.000 Yeah.

01:06:58.000 I'm sorry, man.

01:06:59.000 Well, some of them were. 1.00

01:07:00.000 Some of them were really saying some ridiculous shit. 1.00

01:07:03.000 Come on, guys. 1.00

01:07:04.000 It's a long time ago. 0.70

01:07:05.000 He drugged and sodomized a 13-year-old. 1.00

01:07:08.000 I think he fucked more than one, too. 1.00

01:07:10.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:07:11.000 So, guess what?

01:07:12.000 I can't have that guy...

01:07:14.000 You're not getting...

01:07:15.000 They wanted to sign a position and bring him back in the country.

01:07:17.000 I can't forgive that.

01:07:19.000 No.

01:07:20.000 Stay in France. 0.96

01:07:21.000 Well, they want to bring him back to the country to arrest him, and they're really trying hard to do that.

01:07:27.000 And there's people that resist that.

01:07:28.000 I think he's an amazing artist, and, you know, artists are just different.

01:07:33.000 Just be consistent, though.

01:07:34.000 You know, be consistent.

01:07:35.000 That's where I draw the line. 1.00

01:07:36.000 You can't drug kids and fuck them in the ass. 1.00

01:07:37.000 I mean, Asia Argento, who was one of the people that came out against Harvey Weinstein, she had been raped by him, apparently, and then she had a sexual relationship for ten years afterwards, which, by the way, people are like, ah, I actually forgive that because people go back to the trauma, right? 1.00

01:07:51.000 They want to relive it on their own terms.

01:07:52.000 Mm-hmm.

01:07:53.000 But she signed the petition for Roman Polanski to be freed when he was put under arrest in, I believe it was Switzerland.

01:08:01.000 Now, that's not consistent.

01:08:03.000 I'm sorry, man.

01:08:04.000 I'm sorry.

01:08:05.000 But if that guy is just as bad as, yeah, you can see the petition online.

01:08:09.000 What was her perspective?

01:08:12.000 She was somebody who thought Roman Polanski should not be prosecuted for something that happened a long time ago.

01:08:19.000 She signed that petition.

01:08:20.000 I would never sign that petition.

01:08:21.000 So there's a lot of disconnect.

01:08:23.000 So I have a big problem with that sort of disconnect.

01:08:25.000 That's a problem.

01:08:26.000 I don't know this woman. 0.92

01:08:27.000 I don't know her.

01:08:28.000 I believe what she says about Harvey Weinstein.

01:08:33.000 And again, people are like, well, she went back to the scene of the crime.

01:08:36.000 That's very common.

01:08:37.000 But don't sign a petition and then now be this leading voice in this whole anti-harassment.

01:08:44.000 I think it's very inconsistent.

01:08:46.000 I think you have to at least answer to that.

01:08:48.000 Did she comment on why she signed it?

01:08:50.000 I think there was a mea culpa there, but it's very inconsistent.

01:08:53.000 And there's a lot of that out there.

01:08:55.000 There's a lot of that out there.

01:08:55.000 We should make sure that she definitely did that.

01:08:57.000 You'll see it.

01:08:58.000 Just see if you can Google that, young Jamie.

01:09:00.000 It feels like something.

01:09:02.000 I looked it up.

01:09:03.000 I actually looked it up.

01:09:04.000 I wanted to see who had signed that petition.

01:09:07.000 I came across her name and I was like, whoa, that doesn't make any sense to me.

01:09:11.000 It just doesn't make any sense, man.

01:09:14.000 I don't get it.

01:09:16.000 I don't know enough about what happened.

01:09:19.000 I know that he drugged and sodomized some young girl.

01:09:24.000 She was 13. And her mom dropped her off, I believe.

01:09:28.000 Why was she there?

01:09:30.000 You know, it was the 70s, man. 0.99

01:09:32.000 Apparently she looked every bit of 20, all that shit, the year. 0.95

01:09:36.000 But I believe he knew she was 13, then he knew he was gonna go away to jail, and he left the country. 0.99

01:09:43.000 Jesus Christ.

01:09:44.000 Yeah.

01:09:46.000 And then apparently there's another woman that he had done that to.

01:09:51.000 Imagine being on the scene back then, how weird that must have been.

01:09:56.000 Like, there had been...

01:09:57.000 Like, think about...

01:09:59.000 Roman Polanski making movies in like what the 1970s, right?

01:10:02.000 Yeah, I mean got Chinatown.

01:10:04.000 It's only amazing.

01:10:05.000 Yeah amazing.

01:10:06.000 They'd only been making movies for like a few decades It was a real new thing.

01:10:10.000 She signed the petition, but I found a tweet She just put she put out a couple months ago where she said she regretted doing it.

01:10:16.000 I already regretted the signing the petition years ago She said Roman Polanski's a filmmaker whose work I admire greatly But if I ever see him I'll spit in his face if he's lucky Yeah, but you signed the petition.

01:10:28.000 I already regretted signing the petition years ago.

01:10:30.000 I already felt it was a mistake.

01:10:31.000 No excuses. 1.00

01:10:32.000 It was stupid. 1.00

01:10:33.000 This indicates a pattern of behavior that if true, and I believe it to be true, is beyond unforgivable. 1.00

01:10:39.000 Well, I think you got a good point, though, about...

01:10:44.000 She made a mistake, and there is something that happens to people that have been violated.

01:10:49.000 Sometimes they blame themselves.

01:10:50.000 That's what I said.

01:10:51.000 I forgive that.

01:10:52.000 And there could be a little of that in her decision-making process, too.

01:10:56.000 I can't...

01:10:56.000 There could be a little bit of wanting to be in with Hollywood, you know?

01:11:01.000 That's not ethically or morally consistent, though.

01:11:04.000 I know. 1.00

01:11:04.000 And she fucked up, and she realized she fucked up. 1.00

01:11:06.000 But you're also coming after people now. 1.00

01:11:07.000 Mm-hmm.

01:11:08.000 You know, if we're gonna...

01:11:10.000 And a lot of these people, you know...

01:11:13.000 Deserved to be come after, but, you know, we have to be consistent here. 1.00

01:11:17.000 Right, but isn't she being consistent by just saying that she fucked up and she realized that she fucked up? 0.99

01:11:21.000 Well, there are a lot of people that are saying that once they get caught. 0.99

01:11:24.000 Well, that petition doesn't mean jack shit. 0.95

01:11:27.000 They ain't letting them... 0.93

01:11:28.000 It doesn't matter.

01:11:28.000 You signed it and it was a...

01:11:30.000 I don't know anybody that would sign that.

01:11:32.000 Like, I would never sign that petition.

01:11:34.000 That's all I'm trying to say.

01:11:35.000 Be consistent.

01:11:36.000 If the guy came to America and got arrested...

01:11:41.000 And went through the trial and then got convicted.

01:11:44.000 How much time would you do?

01:11:46.000 I don't know.

01:11:47.000 I don't know.

01:11:49.000 What's interesting is like, would it be better, karmically, to go to jail for what he did, come back, go to jail, and then no one, everyone would always know when you got out that you were convicted and you were punished For child molestation like you did it and they got you everyone would know whereas now He's living in France and he has to deal with it floating over his head everyone who meets me knows that I drugged and raped a kid Everywhere 0.98

01:12:19.000 I go Everyone knows I drugged and raped a kid and it just keeps playing out in his head all day public shaming is Powerful shit. 0.99

01:12:28.000 I mean that's the highest level. 1.00

01:12:30.000 Yes. 1.00

01:12:31.000 This is drugging and raping a kid. 0.99

01:12:33.000 I'm a forgiving guy Can't forgive that one. 0.99

01:12:36.000 I can't.

01:12:37.000 Like, I'm a forgiving dude, man.

01:12:39.000 I don't stay mad, and I think it's good to be forgiving about things.

01:12:42.000 There are certain things that to me, and he's a great filmmaker and a great artist.

01:12:47.000 For me, that kind of stuff, it's very difficult, man.

01:12:51.000 It's very difficult.

01:12:52.000 I had an argument with a bunch of older actors about this, and they were all saying it was a long time ago.

01:12:57.000 I was like, if it was your daughter and she was 13, how would you feel?

01:13:02.000 You just got to keep going back to that.

01:13:04.000 Well, especially if you actually have a daughter.

01:13:06.000 If you actually have a daughter, you're not conceptualizing that.

01:13:10.000 You've got it actually locked into your brain.

01:13:12.000 You're actually thinking about your daughter, and it becomes a completely different thing.

01:13:16.000 I remember thinking when I was young, you know, yeah, if someone did that to my daughter, but that was like, before I had a kid, it was like, that was just a weird concept.

01:13:25.000 It didn't seem real.

01:13:26.000 But now you think about this 13-year-old girl, and you're like, whoa.

01:13:30.000 But what a court would do and what a trial would do is you might hear something like, I don't know, but you might hear, I don't know, she said she was 20. When we talk about drugging, hold on, she smoked a little weed that that guy gave her over there. 0.50

01:13:46.000 Let's be careful, right?

01:13:48.000 Yeah.

01:13:48.000 Then you start hearing all the extenuating circumstances, and maybe you would go, you got to do the time, but at least I get how that happened because you thought it was something different, right?

01:13:58.000 What was your intention?

01:13:59.000 What did you see?

01:14:01.000 But we don't know that.

01:14:02.000 So what happens is we start, and we're doing this too, and I'm doing it.

01:14:05.000 I don't know all the details of the case.

01:14:07.000 Of course.

01:14:07.000 And all I'm saying is that he drugged and sodomized a 13-year-old girl.

01:14:10.000 Do you think it's possible that everyone was drugged, him included?

01:14:13.000 Well, this is what I'm saying.

01:14:14.000 We all have to be careful, and I have to too, because I'm kind of breaking my own rule here.

01:14:20.000 I'm drawing these very strong, hard and fast, like there's no context in what I'm saying, right?

01:14:27.000 There's no nuance in what I'm saying, there's no context.

01:14:30.000 And you've got to be careful, because everything is nuanced and context.

01:14:33.000 In a way, otherwise you're taking me at just the words I'm saying.

01:14:39.000 What I'm seeing from this is, like, she's upset and you're upset.

01:14:43.000 Like, she's upset she signed it, and you're upset she signed it.

01:14:46.000 But that doesn't mean nearly as much to me.

01:14:50.000 Like, people making a mistake, like her making that mistake, doesn't mean much to me.

01:14:55.000 It's just a mistake.

01:14:56.000 I forgive it.

01:14:57.000 I'm not saying...

01:14:58.000 But here's the thing.

01:14:58.000 There's no consequences.

01:14:59.000 No one got hurt because of that mistake.

01:15:01.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.98

01:15:02.000 Like, it was a mistake she fucked up, but it didn't ultimately hurt anyone. 0.99

01:15:06.000 Like... 0.97

01:15:07.000 I don't like the fact that someone would at least temporarily have that thought in their mind like that guy should be free, like leave him alone.

01:15:15.000 What's bygone to be bygone?

01:15:16.000 I'm actually talking about something different.

01:15:17.000 What are you talking about?

01:15:18.000 So I'm talking about the idea that Hollywood tends to do.

01:15:21.000 I was just using her as an example.

01:15:22.000 Hollywood tends to do that which is popular.

01:15:26.000 That which is going to make them liked rather than something that's morally or ethically consistent.

01:15:32.000 Sure.

01:15:32.000 That's what I mean, right?

01:15:33.000 Well, we've talked about this before, that it all comes down to the whole process of being chosen to do things.

01:15:38.000 Yeah.

01:15:38.000 Or being chosen to direct or chosen to act.

01:15:41.000 Everybody's constantly working to be chosen.

01:15:43.000 You're all trying to audition for things or trying to angle to get a certain role.

01:15:47.000 It's a constant process of like me, like me, like me.

01:15:50.000 And these are people that go into this job with this yearning desire to be loved.

01:15:55.000 Yeah.

01:15:55.000 And then on top of that, they're playing this weird political game.

01:15:58.000 I mean, acting is all political.

01:16:00.000 I mean, it doesn't make any sense that every other occupation, except maybe tech.

01:16:06.000 Tech's probably, like, mostly liberal.

01:16:09.000 But Hollywood's almost exclusively liberal.

01:16:11.000 And if you step out of those lines, nobody wants to work with you anymore.

01:16:14.000 Well, Hollywood on the surface is liberal, but actually...

01:16:17.000 Nobody who's conservative or whatever will speak out.

01:16:20.000 Right, like Tim Allen lost his show.

01:16:21.000 Yeah.

01:16:22.000 Because he's conservative.

01:16:23.000 Yeah.

01:16:24.000 He's an old white guy. 0.58

01:16:25.000 What do you expect?

01:16:26.000 Yeah.

01:16:26.000 Old white guys?

01:16:27.000 Yeah, that's a very real thing nowadays.

01:16:31.000 Start hanging out with Dennis Miller?

01:16:33.000 Yeah, Dennis Miller, same thing. 0.98

01:16:35.000 He went fucking straight Republican. 1.00

01:16:37.000 James Woods is crazy. 1.00

01:16:38.000 James Woods is arguing with people on Twitter. 0.88

01:16:40.000 Like, James, you're 70 years old.

01:16:42.000 Yeah, he goes crazy.

01:16:42.000 How many days you got left?

01:16:43.000 How many moments in your life do you really have left?

01:16:47.000 Do you have a thousand?

01:16:47.000 Like, what are you gonna do?

01:16:48.000 Are you gonna waste 400 of them on Twitter?

01:16:50.000 Yeah.

01:16:50.000 That's not wise.

01:16:51.000 That's not a wise thing.

01:16:52.000 Well, he said he was blackballed for his conservative views.

01:16:55.000 Was he really?

01:16:56.000 I don't know.

01:16:57.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:16:58.000 I don't know, man.

01:16:59.000 Maybe he was.

01:17:02.000 I don't want to be, um, I don't know if I'm being helpful, right?

01:17:07.000 How so?

01:17:07.000 Well, so, you know, you call out certain people or you talk about the inconsistencies.

01:17:13.000 Most people are doing the best they can at trying to make the world a better place, right?

01:17:17.000 Are they?

01:17:17.000 I think most people are just like rolling downhill in a hamster wheel.

01:17:23.000 You think so? 1.00

01:17:23.000 Trying to figure out how to stop this fucking thing. 1.00

01:17:25.000 Yeah, most people are just on full-on momentum. 0.99

01:17:28.000 Most people are definitely not thinking about how to make the world a better place.

01:17:32.000 Occasionally people think of that.

01:17:33.000 What they try to think is, how do I get by?

01:17:36.000 Number one.

01:17:37.000 Then how do I get better?

01:17:38.000 How do I get ahead?

01:17:39.000 Number two.

01:17:40.000 Those are the things they think of.

01:17:41.000 And occasionally, what's going on?

01:17:43.000 What's happening over there? 1.00

01:17:44.000 Fucking Trump. 1.00

01:17:45.000 And then they go back to work. 1.00

01:17:46.000 Well, that's all you can do sometimes.

01:17:48.000 Yeah, most people.

01:17:49.000 That's most people.

01:17:50.000 It's a guy like James Woods.

01:17:51.000 It's like, Jesus, James.

01:17:53.000 I get it, but you're not changing hearts and minds on Twitter. 0.99

01:17:56.000 It says funny shit, though, sometimes. 0.93

01:17:58.000 I was going to say, the biggest thing is, it's really hard to persuade anybody. 1.00

01:18:04.000 It's fucking basic. 0.92

01:18:06.000 I was thinking about the times I've changed my mind. 0.99

01:18:09.000 Hard to change my mind.

01:18:10.000 I never change it in an argument.

01:18:12.000 I changed it in a conversation.

01:18:15.000 I don't mind changing my mind.

01:18:17.000 I think that's important too.

01:18:19.000 I've changed my mind before and people got mad at me. 0.99

01:18:22.000 Bro, you fucking changed your mind. 0.99

01:18:24.000 I'm like, yeah, I changed my mind. 1.00

01:18:26.000 I learned some new stuff and I went, oh, okay.

01:18:28.000 I can't defend this old idea and I'm not an idea. 1.00

01:18:31.000 It's stupid. 0.99

01:18:33.000 What's the first rule in being a scientist? 1.00

01:18:36.000 Doubt, ignorance.

01:18:37.000 You don't know anything.

01:18:38.000 And then you make sure that you're responsive to the evidence.

01:18:42.000 And then even if you build up a whole reputation on your conclusion, you have to be willing to change your conclusion based upon new evidence.

01:18:50.000 You have to be responsible.

01:18:51.000 What are you, a finished product?

01:18:53.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:18:54.000 You're a finished product?

01:18:54.000 Oh, it's amazing.

01:18:55.000 You're a verb.

01:18:56.000 Yeah.

01:18:57.000 I'm definitely smarter than I was three months ago.

01:19:00.000 Different person, too.

01:19:01.000 How about the difference between you when you were 28 and now?

01:19:04.000 It's totally different human.

01:19:05.000 Like, I was a different person.

01:19:06.000 Yeah, totally different human.

01:19:09.000 Yeah.

01:19:09.000 But that raises an interesting question, too.

01:19:12.000 So, okay, you're a very different person now.

01:19:14.000 But what if you did something awful then, like committed murder?

01:19:16.000 That's what I mean.

01:19:17.000 Like, when should they let you go?

01:19:18.000 Right, and now at 51, I'm so different than when I was 21. Sure.

01:19:21.000 I don't remember that. 1.00

01:19:22.000 I was such a moron. 1.00

01:19:23.000 I was a moron at 30. I remember feeling that awkward lack of control I had for myself, like feeling how awkward it was and wishing I had more composure. 1.00

01:19:33.000 I remember like actively feeling that at 21, that it was so impulsive and so crazy and I wished I was more composed. 0.92

01:19:39.000 And I would see people that had their shit together and I would really admire them. 0.99

01:19:42.000 Like, look at that guy all composed and shit. 1.00

01:19:44.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:19:44.000 Dressed nice. 0.99

01:19:46.000 Knows what to say when not to say it.

01:19:48.000 Meanwhile, I would blurt things out that I should never say.

01:19:50.000 How about the way you look?

01:19:51.000 I was thinking about the way I looked at certain things, like women and their capabilities. 0.78

01:19:56.000 When I was a young man, you know what changed me in looking at women in a different light?

01:20:02.000 The UFC and having children with a woman.

01:20:04.000 And watching how good she was at raising kids and all the things that that takes.

01:20:09.000 That's a certain type of strength.

01:20:11.000 And then watching women like Paige Van Zandt fight three rounds with a broken arm.

01:20:15.000 That was all something that I didn't think belonged.

01:20:18.000 That was an arena I was not aware of, that kind of Feminine strength or fortitude or whatever you want to call it. 0.66

01:20:25.000 It causes me to look at that gender differently than I did before.

01:20:30.000 So in a lot of ways I'm a different person.

01:20:32.000 And as you get older that's what happens.

01:20:34.000 You see the world differently as you are exposed to more data and exposed to more and different paradigms and examples.

01:20:42.000 And I think that's a good thing.

01:20:43.000 It is a good thing. 0.97

01:20:44.000 It's also, it's ridiculous. 0.90

01:20:45.000 The female-male debate back and forth is ridiculous because people vary so much inside those groups that for someone to say, all women do this, women are all thinking this, women are... 0.98

01:20:56.000 No, no. 0.92

01:20:57.000 That doesn't make any sense. 1.00

01:20:59.000 That's just as stupid as saying, men all do this. 1.00

01:21:02.000 All men do this. 1.00

01:21:03.000 No, that doesn't make any sense. 0.99

01:21:05.000 We're fucking human beings. 1.00

01:21:06.000 There's a great number of men that do this stupid thing. 1.00

01:21:09.000 And a great number of women that say this annoying thing. 1.00

01:21:12.000 There's a great number of people that are just looking to skate by in this life.

01:21:15.000 Men and women. 0.99

01:21:16.000 There's a great number of dummies. 1.00

01:21:18.000 There's a great number of really inspirational, fantastic people that also have vaginas. 1.00

01:21:23.000 There's a lot of them. 0.99

01:21:24.000 A lot of fucking really smart ones that'll blow your mind in a conversation and they just happen to be female. 1.00

01:21:30.000 And there's a lot of them that just happen to be male. 1.00

01:21:32.000 And that male who happens to be fucking brilliant and articulate and mind-blowing has almost no fucking relation to some idiot, shithead, ditch-digger asshole. 1.00

01:21:45.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:21:46.000 Which is nothing wrong with digging ditches, folks. 1.00

01:21:47.000 Just don't dig ditches if you're an asshole. 1.00

01:21:49.000 You're so perfectly correct. 1.00

01:21:49.000 I'm trying to be. 1.00

01:21:50.000 No, but it's also like, one of the things I noticed is you have a lot of people from different backgrounds. 0.98

01:21:54.000 You got Nigeria in this corner, you got Pakistan in that corner, you got China in that corner, you got fucking America, you got a white guy from Iowa. 0.99

01:22:00.000 When they all have to get food out to a group of people in a restaurant, or they got to figure out a way to run a business together, all that shit, nobody has time for that shit. 0.99

01:22:10.000 Everybody's kind of working toward a common goal. 0.98

01:22:11.000 Nobody has time if you actually have something important to do. 0.99

01:22:14.000 It's when you don't have something important to do, you start looking at, like, weird shit. 0.99

01:22:16.000 Like, I fucking hate gingers. 1.00

01:22:18.000 You know? 1.00

01:22:19.000 Gingers are all the devil. 1.00

01:22:21.000 You know, you start looking at things that makes people different. 1.00

01:22:24.000 You know, you start looking at the differences and getting annoyed with stupid shit. 1.00

01:22:29.000 Yep. 1.00

01:22:30.000 Yeah, I think all human beings, just like your son, have a physical requirement.

01:22:34.000 There's a bond requirement that we all have with each other.

01:22:37.000 There's a love requirement that we all have with each other.

01:22:40.000 We have to get a certain amount of love.

01:22:42.000 You've got to have a certain amount of bonding and camaraderie with the people around you.

01:22:45.000 And these needs should be just like they give you a vitamin C chart.

01:22:50.000 USDA recommended daily allowance of vitamin C is this.

01:22:53.000 Recommended daily allowance of iron is that.

01:22:56.000 All that stuff is important for your body.

01:22:59.000 I think you have an equally important Requirement for your your mind.

01:23:04.000 Yes, and for just your physical being like not necessarily your body in terms of like nutrition But just love and warmth like the human touch, you know, the babies will die if you don't touch them, right? 0.99

01:23:15.000 Yeah, it's called failure to thrive So in hospitals when they have babies that don't have parents they have people that come around and hold the babies Jesus Christ He's not held you can feed the baby and everything if the baby's not held the baby will die Fuck.

01:23:29.000 They have to be touched by another human being. 0.98

01:23:31.000 A baby has to be.

01:23:32.000 Yeah, it's like water or food. 0.99

01:23:34.000 There's a fucking requirement. 0.99

01:23:37.000 And I think that this is being violated in schools when you're teaching little kids with tons of energy. 0.99

01:23:43.000 And the way they cope with that violation is give those kids medication that makes them conform.

01:23:48.000 And we just accept that.

01:23:49.000 And then people get on anti-anxiety medication, and people get on all this medication, that medication. 0.98

01:23:54.000 How many of these medications are clearly described because your life sucks? 0.73

01:23:58.000 Or prescribed, rather. 1.00

01:23:59.000 Because your life sucks. 1.00

01:24:00.000 How many of them? 1.00

01:24:01.000 Is it half?

01:24:01.000 Right.

01:24:02.000 Is it 30%?

01:24:03.000 Like, what number of people actually have something wrong with their brain? 0.99

01:24:06.000 And what number of people have something wrong with their brain because their life sucks? 0.99

01:24:09.000 Right. 1.00

01:24:11.000 Goddammit. 0.99

01:24:12.000 I hate going over this same subject over and over again.

01:24:15.000 Because it's just so... 0.98

01:24:17.000 Well, it's hard to come up with fucking answers because it all depends. 0.99

01:24:21.000 It's drilled into my brain. 0.99

01:24:22.000 Like I was talking to Andy Galpin about that.

01:24:23.000 I was like, well, is this vitamin good for you or is this supplement good for you or is this?

01:24:28.000 I was showing him stuff I take.

01:24:29.000 And he goes, it depends.

01:24:31.000 It just depends on your body.

01:24:32.000 It depends on what are you doing with your body?

01:24:35.000 What is your routine like on a daily, on a weekly basis?

01:24:40.000 What kind of stresses are you putting your body on?

01:24:42.000 Some things work, some things don't.

01:24:43.000 There's no clear-cut, single variable answer.

01:24:46.000 It's just so fascinating that all of our bodies have different requirements because we literally developed in different parts of the world.

01:24:52.000 I know. 0.98

01:24:52.000 And scooted over here in a boat and started fucking each other. 0.98

01:24:56.000 And oh, look at you, allergic to cats. 0.99

01:24:59.000 All these weird things that stuck with us.

01:25:02.000 I do better with goat dairy.

01:25:04.000 Me too.

01:25:04.000 Much better.

01:25:06.000 Because I'm Mediterranean than I do with Holstein cow dairy.

01:25:08.000 Dude, my daughter, when she was little, she would throw up if she drank cow's milk, but she would drink goat's milk, and she'd have no problem with it at all.

01:25:14.000 Yeah.

01:25:15.000 It's weird, man.

01:25:16.000 Like, human dairy. 0.99

01:25:18.000 Well, do you fuck with raw milk at all? 0.99

01:25:20.000 Yeah, I used to, but not anymore. 1.00

01:25:21.000 I'll fuck with raw goat milk. 1.00

01:25:24.000 I can't do raw milk. 1.00

01:25:26.000 Yeah, I would rather get raw goat milk because first of all, do they treat goats the way they treat cows?

01:25:31.000 I figure if you're running goats, you probably like a little bit more animal friendly.

01:25:36.000 I get the best goat milk in the world from the Amish. 1.00

01:25:39.000 They do some shit. 1.00

01:25:41.000 It's thick and creamy and delicious. 1.00

01:25:43.000 Would you imagine, let's go on a limb here and guess, would you imagine there's factory farming of goats?

01:25:50.000 Like milking, commercial, large-scale milking?

01:25:53.000 I'm sure there is.

01:25:54.000 There's certain ultra-pasteurized goat milk called Meyers that I get sometimes.

01:25:57.000 It's really good, but it's ultra-pasteurized.

01:25:59.000 But I'm sure that the problem is, when you talk about factory farming, here's the problem, right?

01:26:04.000 So we want consistency in our food.

01:26:06.000 So you want to buy eggs, and when you go to buy a carton of eggs, you know they're going to cost $1.50 or $2.50 or $3.50, whatever.

01:26:14.000 You know that they're going to cost a certain amount.

01:26:15.000 You don't go to the egg store and one day they're $3.50 and the next day they're $12.

01:26:20.000 And the reason for that is this, that we figured out a way to create enough eggs so that there is enough of a glut so that we can keep the price at a certain level.

01:26:31.000 The problem with if you had all these family farms, okay, which I've always been a fan as I always talk about family farms versus factory farms.

01:26:38.000 Awesome, Brian. 0.99

01:26:39.000 Never done a day of farming in my fucking life. 0.99

01:26:41.000 Don't know anything about it, but I've done my reading. 0.99

01:26:44.000 So here's Brian again with his point of view because he's read some stuff and he likes eating at Erwan and Whole Foods.

01:26:50.000 Okay.

01:26:51.000 Because I can afford it.

01:26:52.000 So I like family farming.

01:26:55.000 You like the idea of family farming.

01:26:56.000 Factory farming is bad.

01:26:57.000 Okay.

01:26:57.000 Right.

01:26:58.000 The problem is that, if you look at the way farming works, is that some family farms aren't as good as other family farms for a thousand reasons.

01:27:07.000 Not as productive, not as proficient.

01:27:10.000 So what would happen is that family would say, hey, bro, I know you're a chicken farmer too, but you're not doing it right.

01:27:16.000 Let me buy your farm. 0.89

01:27:17.000 I'll buy your farm for 15 times what it's worth right now.

01:27:21.000 You need the money.

01:27:23.000 But secretly I know I'm going to make my money back because I know how to do it better than that guy.

01:27:27.000 And then I do that.

01:27:29.000 Now I go and buy a machine that's actually faster.

01:27:33.000 And I go to the next farm.

01:27:34.000 And I say, hey bro, you're not going to compete with me on the market anyway.

01:27:38.000 And you're not as good.

01:27:39.000 Sell me your farm. 1.00

01:27:40.000 And what happens is the guy's going to go fuck you. 1.00

01:27:43.000 Not really. 1.00

01:27:44.000 City slicking douchebag trying to buy up my farms? 0.97

01:27:45.000 No, because he's not a city slicker. 0.91

01:27:47.000 He's a farmer himself.

01:27:47.000 The way you're talking is city slicker.

01:27:49.000 Is that how I'm doing it?

01:27:49.000 I don't like your attitude.

01:27:50.000 Hey, bro!

01:27:51.000 Hey, bro! 1.00

01:27:51.000 Come to me, my fucking farm. 1.00

01:27:52.000 Hey, I could give you a deal. 1.00

01:27:54.000 Come over here.

01:27:55.000 I know how to make eggs.

01:27:56.000 I know what you're saying.

01:27:57.000 The real problem with factory farm is the lack of moral standards.

01:28:02.000 Like when they shove these chickens into these little tiny boxes.

01:28:04.000 Sure.

01:28:04.000 And the other thing is we've adapted to the ecosystem that we operate under.

01:28:09.000 In the ecosystem that we operate under, we get free food, basically.

01:28:12.000 Not free food, but free access to food.

01:28:14.000 It's how you feel a lot of people with protein.

01:28:15.000 Yeah, but it's everywhere.

01:28:17.000 The food is just coming in, and the eggs are everywhere.

01:28:19.000 So someone's got to be able to make all those eggs. 0.74

01:28:22.000 So we've sort of enveloped these areas and stacked them up with people based on the idea that it's easy to get food here.

01:28:30.000 If it was really hard to get food here in the 1800s, it'd be 1,500 people here.

01:28:33.000 Right?

01:28:34.000 It would be like the Sonora Desert.

01:28:36.000 You go through the Sonora Desert, people live there.

01:28:38.000 Some people live this little ranch here, ranch there.

01:28:40.000 Why? 1.00

01:28:40.000 Because there's no fucking food, man. 1.00

01:28:42.000 Or water. 1.00

01:28:43.000 Yeah, it's not a lot there.

01:28:44.000 It's a desert, right?

01:28:45.000 So because of the fact that we figured out how to be able to...

01:28:49.000 Feed all these millions and millions and millions of people. 0.99

01:28:51.000 Yeah, well in this one little spot like LA in particular where no one's growing shit. 0.99

01:28:56.000 Everything's shoved in there in terms of humans and they're just pumping eggs in there left and right. 0.99

01:29:00.000 They've sort of populated that place based on this ridiculous idea of the access to meat. 0.77

01:29:05.000 It's not a ridiculous idea.

01:29:07.000 It's actually a reality, right?

01:29:09.000 Right, but then people come along and they see a PETA video.

01:29:11.000 And then they go, hey, but you still want to live here.

01:29:14.000 So, well, you're going to have to go vegan then.

01:29:16.000 Well, guess what? 0.99

01:29:16.000 If you do that, they're going to have to chop down a lot of fucking trees and start growing food everywhere. 0.99

01:29:20.000 They're going to have to put it everywhere. 0.99

01:29:21.000 All these people are going to be vegan?

01:29:23.000 All 2 million in this town and 6 million in the neighborhood town and then 20 million in L.A. It's a lot of agricultural runoff.

01:29:30.000 Yeah, it's a lot of pollution. 1.00

01:29:32.000 You're going to have a lot of fucking shit going to the ground. 1.00

01:29:34.000 You're going to have a lot of combines chewing up rabbits and rats. 1.00

01:29:38.000 Ground nesting birds.

01:29:40.000 Everything's going to get buzzed up.

01:29:43.000 When you're gathering up all that grain, you're going to need to feed all those two million people that don't have access to animal protein anymore.

01:29:48.000 That's not good either. 0.99

01:29:50.000 We're fucked, is what I'm saying. 0.99

01:29:52.000 You're giving up that easy? 1.00

01:29:53.000 I give up.

01:29:54.000 Dude, I think technology is allowing us to grow more food on less land.

01:29:58.000 That's true.

01:29:59.000 I think I'm very hopeful for that artificial meat, that meat that they're growing.

01:30:05.000 Yeah, I know.

01:30:05.000 Very hopeful for that, because if we could figure out a way to make it healthy to get that kind of meat, you would still have population control problems, and I think I would never stop hunting because of that.

01:30:17.000 But it's meat without a central nervous system.

01:30:19.000 It's meat without a central nervous system, and we could probably, if it's done, and it really works, I mean there's a lot of ifs there, but we could probably eliminate most of the factory farming.

01:30:29.000 The real problem would be like, what would you do with all those cows?

01:30:32.000 What do you do with the cows now?

01:30:33.000 They would die off, and then you wouldn't have a breeding program.

01:30:35.000 But you don't want them to go extinct.

01:30:38.000 You'd always have some cows because there'd be a whole marketplace of eating meat with the central nervous system. 0.83

01:30:46.000 Just watch.

01:30:47.000 Our meat is natural.

01:30:51.000 There's always going to be a marketplace for eating food as it, quote-unquote, occurred naturally, which, of course, Holstein cows are not natural.

01:30:59.000 That's the other thing I was going to get to.

01:31:00.000 The problem with letting them go, if we ever let them go, they morph.

01:31:04.000 Sort of like the same way pigs morph.

01:31:06.000 They become this thing called scrub bulls.

01:31:08.000 You ever heard of scrub bulls?

01:31:10.000 It's really popular, especially in Australia.

01:31:14.000 They're wild cattle.

01:31:16.000 Really?

01:31:16.000 Cattle that have broken through fences and lived many, many generations in the wild.

01:31:19.000 The males are super aggressive.

01:31:21.000 Really?

01:31:21.000 Very dangerous.

01:31:22.000 Let me see, Jamie, let me see. 1.00

01:31:23.000 Yeah, they're dangerous as fuck. 1.00

01:31:24.000 Enormous. 1.00

01:31:25.000 Enormous bulls.

01:31:26.000 In Africa, they're not afraid of lions.

01:31:27.000 They're afraid of water buffaloes.

01:31:28.000 They say climb a tree when you see a water buffalo.

01:31:30.000 Well, my friend Adam Greentree, who shot that buffalo above the flag.

01:31:35.000 Yeah.

01:31:36.000 And... 1.00

01:31:38.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:31:39.000 That's a scrub bull? 1.00

01:31:41.000 So you see how weird that thing looks?

01:31:43.000 Yeah, man.

01:31:44.000 It looks weird because it's probably lived in the wild for many, many, many generations.

01:31:48.000 Wow.

01:31:48.000 They're huge.

01:31:49.000 Look at the size of the sack on him, dude. 0.91

01:31:51.000 Look at his sack and look at his hog. 1.00

01:31:53.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:31:54.000 Dude, that thing's no joke, huh? 1.00

01:31:55.000 That thing is laying pipe all day, just banging all these cows. 1.00

01:31:59.000 Look at that muscle.

01:32:00.000 They're enormous wild cows and they're very aggressive. 0.99

01:32:04.000 The males in particular will fuck you up because they're not steers, right? 0.99

01:32:09.000 They're bulls. 1.00

01:32:10.000 When we're getting steak, you're getting steak most of the time from a steer.

01:32:13.000 A steer's an animal, they cut the balls off of it when it's young. 1.00

01:32:16.000 These are full ass bulls. 0.99

01:32:18.000 Look at the muscles on that thing. 0.99

01:32:20.000 That's a badass animal.

01:32:21.000 Look at the size of that!

01:32:22.000 That thing's huge!

01:32:24.000 Jesus. 0.99

01:32:25.000 Yeah, these are big fucking wild bulls. 0.99

01:32:28.000 You know, what does that weigh? 1.00

01:32:29.000 1,800 pounds or some shit? 0.99

01:32:31.000 I don't know, man. 1.00

01:32:32.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:32:33.000 So that would happen in America. 1.00

01:32:35.000 You've got to recognize that if people stopped having domestic cattle and they just let those cattle roam through, you would have a devastating impact on the ecosystem just like you have with wild pigs.

01:32:46.000 It would be similar.

01:32:48.000 You'd have wild cows.

01:32:49.000 I think those cows would all be euthanized or they'd be eaten.

01:32:52.000 Maybe.

01:32:53.000 But why?

01:32:53.000 It's breeding the cows.

01:32:55.000 But you'd have to have a certain population of them that we keep alive, what?

01:32:58.000 You'd need them for milk.

01:33:00.000 Yeah.

01:33:01.000 You can milk them.

01:33:02.000 What if they come up with artificial milk? 0.99

01:33:04.000 Goddammit, Joe. 1.00

01:33:05.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:33:07.000 You're not really supposed to drink milk, though, right? 1.00

01:33:09.000 I mean, not really.

01:33:10.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:33:10.000 Cheese is good shit. 1.00

01:33:12.000 Is it, though? 1.00

01:33:13.000 I eat cheese, and I drink wine.

01:33:15.000 It doesn't make me feel good, and I'm never stopping.

01:33:17.000 How about that?

01:33:18.000 Wine does not make me feel good until it goes in my mouth.

01:33:22.000 The problem is, if I was in that makeup chair, You were drinking wine?

01:33:28.000 No, I was puffy in the morning and I looked at the makeup woman and I said, why am I so puffy in the morning?

01:33:36.000 And she goes, are you drinking at night?

01:33:38.000 I go, every night.

01:33:39.000 She goes, well, don't do that. 1.00

01:33:41.000 If you have to shoot the next day, you might not want to drink three glasses of fucking wine because I get swollen. 1.00

01:33:47.000 Just drink it. 0.99

01:33:48.000 Yeah, but I want to look good on the call.

01:33:50.000 Do you?

01:33:51.000 Do you want to look good?

01:33:52.000 Dairy reinvented.

01:33:53.000 Sustainable, kind, delicious.

01:33:55.000 There you go.

01:33:55.000 Animal free milk.

01:33:57.000 I bet that thing gives you rocket farts. 0.99

01:34:01.000 Like farts that if you were at a chair with wheels on it, you could fart and it would scoot you across a carpet.

01:34:10.000 I mean, how could your body want to digest that?

01:34:12.000 What's that stuff made out of?

01:34:14.000 Give me some ingredients, young Jamie.

01:34:16.000 God, that's weird.

01:34:17.000 People are weird.

01:34:18.000 Milk.

01:34:18.000 Yeah.

01:34:19.000 Almond milk.

01:34:20.000 That's my favorite.

01:34:21.000 It's not even...

01:34:22.000 There's no almond titties.

01:34:24.000 That's not almond milk.

01:34:26.000 Does someone have a joke like that?

01:34:27.000 That's someone's joke.

01:34:28.000 That just bites someone's joke.

01:34:29.000 I don't think so.

01:34:30.000 I'm always paranoid.

01:34:31.000 The whole almond milk thing is so weird.

01:34:33.000 You're just soaking nuts and then getting the dirty water.

01:34:37.000 You know what it's like?

01:34:37.000 It's like when you would eat cocoa pops.

01:34:40.000 Cuckoo for cocoa pops.

01:34:41.000 And you would have that chocolate and it would be the chocolate at the bottom. 0.98

01:34:45.000 No, they press them, goddammit. 0.95

01:34:46.000 What are you talking about? 0.92

01:34:47.000 They take the almonds, they soak them, they sprout them, and then they press them.

01:34:51.000 Right, but that dirty water is just water that the almonds were soaking around in. 0.99

01:34:55.000 No, because they don't do it that way, I don't think.

01:34:57.000 I think the way they do it is they crush the almonds after the almonds have been soaked, they take the skin off, and then they crush them, and then they...

01:35:05.000 They mix it?

01:35:06.000 They crush them, and then they press them, and it creates like a milky...

01:35:09.000 It's dirty water, bro.

01:35:11.000 No, sir! 1.00

01:35:12.000 I don't know what kind of fucking almond factory you're talking about, bro. 1.00

01:35:16.000 It's dirty almond water. 1.00

01:35:17.000 Jamie!

01:35:20.000 Genetically engineered yeast?

01:35:22.000 What is this?

01:35:24.000 What's in that?

01:35:25.000 Cellular agriculture?

01:35:26.000 What?

01:35:26.000 Vegan milk.

01:35:27.000 It's called movie.

01:35:28.000 Oh my god.

01:35:29.000 The term genetically...

01:35:30.000 Wow.

01:35:30.000 The team used genetically engineered yeast to produce six key proteins.

01:35:35.000 Oh, you goddamn motherfucker. 0.99

01:35:38.000 Six key proteins that provide the texture and plants to harvest eight fatty acids that contribute to the flavor. 1.00

01:35:45.000 Finally, they add sugars.

01:35:48.000 Minerals and water.

01:35:49.000 Easy peasy.

01:35:50.000 It's sugar.

01:35:51.000 With this straightforward recipe, the composition can be modified to leave potentially harmful components such as cholesterol and hormones out of the equation.

01:35:59.000 Isn't lactose...

01:36:01.000 Cholesterol is, by the way, the building blocks of all cells.

01:36:04.000 Yeah.

01:36:04.000 Isn't lactose a sugar?

01:36:07.000 Google that.

01:36:08.000 Lactase?

01:36:08.000 Yeah, they're putting sugar in there, man.

01:36:10.000 But they said they put sugars in it because otherwise it would taste like donkey piss. 0.97

01:36:14.000 Yeah. 0.90

01:36:15.000 It's yeast, by the way.

01:36:17.000 Yeast is a life form.

01:36:18.000 Where do you draw the line?

01:36:20.000 Like, if you're a vegan and you're eating yeast, you are eating a living thing.

01:36:25.000 You're eating a life form that if you didn't eat it, it would replicate.

01:36:29.000 It's not a plant.

01:36:31.000 It's a life form.

01:36:32.000 Mm-hmm.

01:36:33.000 If you're eating probiotics, say if you're a vegan, you're eating probiotics, you're eating little tiny life forms.

01:36:39.000 That's what you're eating.

01:36:41.000 When you have fermented that, you're letting animals grow on your food, and then you're eating your food and the animals.

01:36:47.000 That's where I get my protein.

01:36:49.000 You're eating animals.

01:36:50.000 You're eating little tiny, tiny little animals.

01:36:52.000 I think 9 out of 10 of your cells are not human, they're bacterially.

01:36:57.000 Every cell of your body is made from it, and all of your steroid hormones are synthesized from cholesterol, including all of the sex and adrenal hormones.

01:37:06.000 Well, you definitely don't want that in your body, then do you? 0.99

01:37:09.000 Why would you want something that's responsible for every fucking cell in your body? 0.99

01:37:13.000 Like, this idea! 1.00

01:37:15.000 That that diet is better for you is so goddamn cockamamie. 0.99

01:37:19.000 They're telling you that they're putting in sugar so that it makes it palatable and taking you. 1.00

01:37:24.000 You don't have to worry about that naughty cholesterol that's responsible for every fucking cell in your body and your hormones. 0.98

01:37:34.000 They're not even paying attention to science. 0.99

01:37:36.000 But it's a belief system.

01:37:37.000 It's not a science.

01:37:38.000 But here's what it is, though.

01:37:39.000 Here's where it gets weird.

01:37:41.000 I also believe, in many ways, it's a left-right thing, that the left believes in climate change science wholeheartedly 100%, but does not believe in gender science. 0.99

01:37:53.000 No, that's all bullshit. 0.98

01:37:55.000 If you talk about the difference between male and female, just XY chromosomes... 1.00

01:38:01.000 They'll shut you down.

01:38:02.000 Did you see Brett Weinstein's, his wife, Heather Hying?

01:38:06.000 Eric Weinstein?

01:38:07.000 No, his wife, Heather Hying.

01:38:10.000 She was doing a speech with James Damore.

01:38:14.000 They were talking about gender diversity, and she's just talking about the differences between males and females from a scientist's point of view.

01:38:20.000 She's a real biologist, right?

01:38:23.000 People get up and screaming.

01:38:24.000 They're shutting her down.

01:38:25.000 They're walking out.

01:38:26.000 They knocked over the sound system.

01:38:27.000 They called her a fascist. 0.85

01:38:29.000 They said he's a Nazi.

01:38:31.000 Awesome!

01:38:31.000 You're against science!

01:38:33.000 Dude, it's amazing.

01:38:34.000 It's amazing. 1.00

01:38:35.000 So dumb. 1.00

01:38:36.000 But it's this thing. 1.00

01:38:37.000 This left-right thing, too.

01:38:39.000 Right?

01:38:39.000 It's like the left wants you to 100% buy into whatever science they accept.

01:38:44.000 But also... 0.99

01:38:46.000 They don't buy into a lot of shit that just doesn't fit with whatever their ideology. 0.99

01:38:51.000 The left isn't a cultural purity. 0.99

01:38:53.000 The far right's into racial purity. 0.53

01:38:55.000 Yeah, but it was the denial of science is a new thing.

01:38:58.000 Yes, it is.

01:38:59.000 Denial of science was just not a part of the left.

01:39:01.000 The left was always...

01:39:02.000 Pro science.

01:39:03.000 Supposedly pro science.

01:39:05.000 The idea was that they were more educated, but as I looked into it, I felt it was like, that's not really true.

01:39:09.000 Yeah.

01:39:10.000 But you would think that it would be more educated.

01:39:12.000 Is it, again, is it left and right or is it just, is it, is it, are we talking about just people who are, I feel like when we talk about these people that are knocking over sound systems and walking out and shouting down Christina Summers, I don't know if they're right or left.

01:39:26.000 I think that these are young.

01:39:30.000 Young, confused people. 1.00

01:39:33.000 Shitheads. 1.00

01:39:34.000 Shitheads. 1.00

01:39:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:39:35.000 I think that, I really do.

01:39:37.000 I think they're, first of all, I don't think they're very smart.

01:39:40.000 I don't think that they're dealing with it.

01:39:41.000 That's absolutely true.

01:39:42.000 I think a lot of them might have some psychological problems.

01:39:45.000 I think a lot of them want to belong.

01:39:47.000 Sure.

01:39:47.000 I think a lot of them just want to Be heard.

01:39:50.000 And people do clumsy shit. 1.00

01:39:52.000 When people want to feel significant, they'll do even crazier shit, like put a gun in their hand and shoot somebody. 1.00

01:39:58.000 Sure. 0.99

01:39:59.000 And usually it's the realm of young people who don't know what to do with their energy.

01:40:03.000 There's a lot of that.

01:40:04.000 And again, like we talked about before with Christina Hoff Summers, there's just a bunch of people that are free from their parents for the first time.

01:40:10.000 That's right.

01:40:11.000 You know, they've only been free for like 24 months.

01:40:13.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:40:13.000 And they're stretching, they've dyed their hair green, you can't stop me, you're fascist. 0.97

01:40:18.000 Yeah.

01:40:19.000 They just want to stop everything and they want attention.

01:40:21.000 But ultimately, I think that this is giving us an opportunity to really fully examine ideas.

01:40:28.000 And even though these people are shouting people down, all this noise is going on, there'll be a result.

01:40:34.000 There'll be some sort of an ebb and flow to all this that I feel very hopeful about.

01:40:39.000 Like when I look at the ebb and flow of things, I like it.

01:40:41.000 I like what's going on.

01:40:42.000 I like that there's a lot of fucking chaos, and definitely some people are taking some unnecessarily bullets, and there's definitely some ideas that are getting shut down that shouldn't be, and there's definitely some overuse of the word Nazi and fascist and all this different stuff, but it seems like overwhelmingly all this crazy energy is being pushed into at least the idea That we're improving the world. 0.88

01:41:04.000 Yeah. 0.96

01:41:05.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:41:06.000 Yeah.

01:41:06.000 They want to improve the world.

01:41:08.000 I had a bunch of women on my podcast who were talking about, like, sexism in Hollywood. 1.00

01:41:13.000 And, of course, I was like, I don't see it that much.

01:41:15.000 I was like, I don't see it.

01:41:16.000 And these women were all really intelligent. 1.00

01:41:18.000 And I said, you know, I got to be honest, man.

01:41:20.000 As a white man now, I just feel like I – it's just – It's hard for us.

01:41:23.000 I go, you know, I gotta watch what I say now.

01:41:27.000 I gotta watch how I talk.

01:41:28.000 And one of the women goes, Katie goes, wow, I can't imagine what that's like, Brian.

01:41:33.000 What's it like to have to watch what you say and watch what your impact is like?

01:41:38.000 I have no idea.

01:41:39.000 Meanwhile, she's been dealing with that. 0.98

01:41:40.000 Every woman I know has been dealing with that for fucking ever. 1.00

01:41:43.000 And I guess I didn't take it. 0.99

01:41:44.000 I didn't look at their perspective.

01:41:46.000 It's hard to look at other people's perspective. 1.00

01:41:48.000 Fuck yeah, it is. 0.99

01:41:49.000 It's hard to look. 1.00

01:41:49.000 I was talking to Shob in the last podcast. 1.00

01:41:51.000 We were talking about Joey Diaz had some crazy shit about some chick's ass. 1.00

01:41:56.000 And we were all laughing about it. 1.00

01:41:58.000 And he was like, it's Joey's fucking Diaz. 0.99

01:42:00.000 He's a comedian. 0.99

01:42:00.000 I go, I totally understand. 0.99

01:42:01.000 And I'm with you.

01:42:02.000 But now, imagine if you were a regular-sized guy. 1.00

01:42:08.000 And you were dealing with like some seven-foot-tall ogre who was going online talking about how good your asshole smelled. 1.00

01:42:17.000 And you're like, oh, Jesus. 1.00

01:42:19.000 And you knew that that guy wanted to fuck you. 1.00

01:42:20.000 And then you knew that if he was alone with you, he could probably like hold you down and fuck you. 1.00

01:42:24.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:42:25.000 Like that would be terrifying, right?

01:42:26.000 Yeah.

01:42:27.000 That'd be terrifying.

01:42:28.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:42:29.000 In this case, he was talking about a female fighter who probably would fuck Joey's ass. 1.00

01:42:33.000 Probably beat Joey's ass. 1.00

01:42:34.000 Right. 1.00

01:42:35.000 She's badass. 1.00

01:42:36.000 You know, Joey's...

01:42:37.000 Yeah.

01:42:37.000 Not in the best shape.

01:42:38.000 He might clock her with a punch, though.

01:42:40.000 If she starts circling his jab, she's gonna pepper his face up a little bit. 1.00

01:42:45.000 But either way, he's being funny.

01:42:46.000 That's all it is. 1.00

01:42:47.000 But I was saying, imagine now, though, that you're a girl who hears someone talk about your asshole like that. 1.00

01:42:53.000 And we've all done it. 1.00

01:42:54.000 We've all done it.

01:42:55.000 Yeah.

01:42:57.000 You'd be like, oh, no.

01:42:58.000 Like, that's gotta be a terrible feeling.

01:43:00.000 Yeah.

01:43:02.000 Yeah, it is.

01:43:03.000 It's interesting.

01:43:05.000 I'd love to be a woman for one day to see what that's like. 1.00

01:43:07.000 Would you like to get fucked? 1.00

01:43:08.000 If you're a woman for one day, would you suck a dick? 1.00

01:43:10.000 No. 1.00

01:43:11.000 Wouldn't.

01:43:11.000 You're like, that's where I draw the line.

01:43:12.000 Just stick it in there.

01:43:13.000 I don't even want to see where it goes.

01:43:14.000 I just want to see what it's like.

01:43:15.000 What does it feel like? 1.00

01:43:17.000 What if a guy stuck it in your ass? 1.00

01:43:18.000 Like, I could have found that out as a guy. 1.00

01:43:19.000 Well, first of all, what's it like to be attracted to a man?

01:43:22.000 Like, I look at you, and I know women find you attractive.

01:43:25.000 I don't find you attractive.

01:43:26.000 Beautiful.

01:43:27.000 Right?

01:43:27.000 I dare you.

01:43:28.000 Right.

01:43:28.000 But to have this big...

01:43:29.000 Hold on.

01:43:29.000 Let me give you my good side.

01:43:31.000 That's good.

01:43:32.000 You got a strong jaw.

01:43:33.000 Smolder.

01:43:33.000 Strong jaw.

01:43:34.000 Smolder.

01:43:35.000 God.

01:43:35.000 You do smolder, dude.

01:43:36.000 Smoldering, bro.

01:43:37.000 You do smoldering.

01:43:38.000 It's hard for you, too.

01:43:39.000 I get lost in your eyes.

01:43:40.000 You have a strong jaw and soft eyes. 1.00

01:43:41.000 Well, imagine wanting someone to stick something in you and shoot sperm into you. 1.00

01:43:45.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:43:45.000 I can't wait. 1.00

01:43:46.000 Get some in me.

01:43:47.000 Yeah.

01:43:47.000 Imagine that?

01:43:48.000 Yeah.

01:43:48.000 Jamie just threw up.

01:43:51.000 Yeah, like my wife was watching Sopranos and she found Tony Soprano attractive.

01:43:55.000 Wow.

01:43:55.000 And I said, why?

01:43:56.000 She goes, because he's powerful and he's just bad.

01:43:59.000 And I said, well, you want to be married to him?

01:44:02.000 She goes, I don't want to be married to him.

01:44:03.000 I want to be his mistress. 1.00

01:44:04.000 And I was like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:44:06.000 God, I'd leave the room. 1.00

01:44:07.000 I know.

01:44:08.000 I'd leave the room and make tea.

01:44:09.000 I was like, I got to gain weight.

01:44:10.000 I would make tea and think about my life.

01:44:13.000 I got to stop being so shredded.

01:44:14.000 I got to get into crime and gain some weight instead of being so good.

01:44:17.000 Yeah, just eat some pasta.

01:44:18.000 So legit and shredded.

01:44:20.000 Thick up.

01:44:21.000 But he died young.

01:44:22.000 That was a bummer.

01:44:23.000 He was one of those guys that when he died, I was like, oh man.

01:44:26.000 How old was he? 0.99

01:44:26.000 55 or 52 or some shit? 0.99

01:44:28.000 He was in that neighborhood. 0.99

01:44:30.000 Looked every bit of 60. Yeah, he had it all in his system, too, baby.

01:44:33.000 Yeah, he did, right?

01:44:34.000 Yeah, he had the full ride.

01:44:36.000 He liked to do his...

01:44:37.000 Well, I know guys who worked with him.

01:44:38.000 I know guys well who worked with him, and he just... 0.99

01:44:40.000 He could fucking tear it up, man. 0.98

01:44:43.000 What was the movie where he played a hitman? 0.99

01:44:46.000 What was that movie?

01:44:47.000 True Romance.

01:44:49.000 No, no, yeah, it was that one, but there was a more recent one.

01:44:52.000 Um... 0.99

01:44:53.000 God damn it. 0.99

01:44:54.000 Was it with Brad Pitt? 0.99

01:44:56.000 Wasn't there a move with him and Brad Pitt?

01:44:58.000 Yeah, Killing Me Softly.

01:44:59.000 Yes! 0.95

01:44:59.000 Was he a hitman too? 0.95

01:45:01.000 They were both hitman?

01:45:03.000 Well, he was also in The Drop.

01:45:04.000 I don't know if you're thinking about that too.

01:45:05.000 No, I'm thinking of Killing Me Softly.

01:45:07.000 That's the one, right?

01:45:08.000 He was great in True Romance, man. 0.99

01:45:10.000 Fuck, he's great in everything. 1.00

01:45:11.000 He was amazing. 1.00

01:45:12.000 I mean, that Tony Sopranos character literally changed what we think of as, like, a hero in a TV show.

01:45:20.000 Because all of a sudden, the hero was a murderer. 0.98

01:45:22.000 Like, the hero, like, when he killed Christopher, like, when they had the car accident, he just fucking smothered him. 1.00

01:45:28.000 He's like, this is a good excuse to kill this guy. 0.99

01:45:30.000 He just killed him right there. 0.99

01:45:31.000 I was like, whoa! 1.00

01:45:33.000 Holy shit! 1.00

01:45:35.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:45:36.000 When he closed his nose? 1.00

01:45:38.000 Yeah, man. 1.00

01:45:39.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:45:39.000 That was fucked up. 1.00

01:45:40.000 Just held his nose closed. 1.00

01:45:41.000 That was fucked up. 1.00

01:45:44.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:45:45.000 And that's what it was like.

01:45:46.000 That's willing to do whatever it took.

01:45:49.000 Yeah, but it was also the star of the show, and you liked him.

01:45:53.000 Oh, yeah.

01:45:54.000 That's what was so weird about it.

01:45:56.000 That was so genius.

01:45:56.000 There's never been a show like that.

01:45:58.000 He was so bad.

01:45:59.000 Yeah, look.

01:46:01.000 He was so bad.

01:46:03.000 And there hasn't been a show like that since then.

01:46:06.000 I mean, who else is like that much of a villain and a hero wrapped up into one?

01:46:15.000 Who else?

01:46:17.000 The only person that you can, maybe Breaking Bad, but you could see why he was doing it, he wasn't a bad guy.

01:46:23.000 Tony Sopranos was a bad guy.

01:46:24.000 He cheated on his wife constantly, killed people.

01:46:28.000 But what was fascinating about him is that it was the dichotomy.

01:46:31.000 It was the guy who loved his family, told his son to do his homework and not to swear at the table, and also would order a hit in the same breath.

01:46:40.000 That insane Contradiction was what you can't take your eyes off because we're bipolar apes Because you can be a very bad guy and also a really good guy and that's what that's what's fucking crazy and true about human beings Well, that's just what's brilliant though about that writing is that they figured out how to encapsulate that in fiction Where it's playing out every week and you're not you're not sick of the guy Like you wanna you want to see if he's gonna make it.

01:47:05.000 Is he gonna get busted?

01:47:06.000 Is he going to jail?

01:47:07.000 Yeah, are they gonna crack down on them?

01:47:08.000 Who's gonna rat him out?

01:47:12.000 But that show is an interesting metaphor for life.

01:47:17.000 I guess what I really worry about with our social situation today is the destruction of people and how they're never allowed to come back into the fold.

01:47:27.000 That's what I worry about.

01:47:29.000 Public shaming or whatever it might be, there are very few people that deserve eternal damnation.

01:47:36.000 And they are out there, but for the most part...

01:47:39.000 Roman Polanski.

01:47:40.000 It's a tough, you know, again, a great artist and a great filmmaker.

01:47:44.000 I'm reacting to the fact that you...

01:47:47.000 I can't justify having you come back to the country and be pardoned after that.

01:47:55.000 If what you did...

01:47:59.000 If what I've read and been told is true, I don't know how I'm supposed to forgive that.

01:48:05.000 And it's mainly because it's a child.

01:48:07.000 Right.

01:48:08.000 So that falls into the line of unacceptable things.

01:48:10.000 For me.

01:48:11.000 But then there's people that have been shamed like Al Franken, where you're like, really? 0.97

01:48:16.000 No, that was ridiculous. 0.72

01:48:17.000 What happened? 0.98

01:48:18.000 That was ridiculous. 0.96

01:48:18.000 What did he do? 0.96

01:48:19.000 I get that the photo was very inappropriate that he took Leanne.

01:48:23.000 But it cheapens.

01:48:24.000 You can't conflate him with Harvey Weinstein.

01:48:26.000 That cheapens...

01:48:27.000 No, you can't.

01:48:28.000 He shouldn't have done it, but he was trying to be funny.

01:48:30.000 Right. 0.99

01:48:30.000 And sometimes when people are trying to be funny, especially when people are around each other all the time, they get stupid and they cross lines and, you know... 0.99

01:48:37.000 Or you just don't read the signals. 0.99

01:48:40.000 You cross a line.

01:48:41.000 Right.

01:48:41.000 In that you're trying to pick somebody up or you're putting pressure on them.

01:48:45.000 Don't you think that ultimately what this is going to do, though, is people are going to have to learn to be nicer to each other?

01:48:51.000 Don't you think that?

01:48:51.000 Or...

01:48:53.000 They're going to be really careful and afraid.

01:48:56.000 And I worry that if you have, for example, first of all, where do most people meet their wives and their girlfriends?

01:49:05.000 A lot of times it's at work.

01:49:07.000 A lot of times.

01:49:08.000 Okay?

01:49:08.000 Their husbands and their wives.

01:49:09.000 And I think that don't be surprised if corporations start to have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of romance in the office space. 0.64

01:49:18.000 It'll be like the military.

01:49:20.000 Nobody's allowed to date anybody.

01:49:21.000 And if you do, you get fired right away.

01:49:22.000 No questions asked.

01:49:23.000 And now think about the fact that you're eight hours a day in this place, which is most of your waking time.

01:49:27.000 It's not going to make anybody happy.

01:49:28.000 It's not going to make anybody happy.

01:49:30.000 Also, please add to the fact that we're also going to have all of the meetings between men and women in rooms videotaped.

01:49:37.000 HD. And in fact, men and women aren't allowed to be in the same room without a chaperone.

01:49:41.000 Yes. 1.00

01:49:42.000 You're going to see all this shit. 1.00

01:49:43.000 Chaperone's a robot too. 1.00

01:49:44.000 Because you're talking about major money. 0.99

01:49:45.000 You're talking about major fucking, yeah, it'll be a robot with a camera. 0.99

01:49:48.000 The robot that says, I think you're speaking inappropriately. 0.99

01:49:52.000 Exactly.

01:49:53.000 So you have all these issues.

01:49:56.000 So is that going to make all of us happier?

01:49:58.000 No, we're going to have to quit.

01:49:59.000 Is it going to make us safer?

01:50:00.000 We're going to have to quit working in offices.

01:50:01.000 Are we going to be safer?

01:50:02.000 I'm hoping that it makes people quit offices.

01:50:04.000 So what happens is there will be no sexual harassment at the workplace because there's no workplace. 0.99

01:50:11.000 Fuck, I never thought of that, dude. 1.00

01:50:13.000 Dude, you're smart. 1.00

01:50:14.000 Way ahead.

01:50:14.000 You're smart.

01:50:15.000 No more working together.

01:50:16.000 No more working together!

01:50:18.000 No.

01:50:18.000 Places can show up and work together all day?

01:50:20.000 Fuck all that. 1.00

01:50:21.000 Well, by the way, men and women working together is a pretty new thing in history. 1.00

01:50:24.000 Yeah, 40 years.

01:50:26.000 Yeah, men and women have never worked together.

01:50:27.000 Yeah, it's very recent.

01:50:28.000 So this is all kind of like... 0.99

01:50:30.000 And you know, listen, when men and women get together, people are starting to fuck. 1.00

01:50:34.000 Whoa. 1.00

01:50:35.000 They're just going to fuck. 1.00

01:50:36.000 Whitney Cummings has a funny joke about that, about working in a writing room, working on a set of a show. 1.00

01:50:41.000 She doesn't usually work at a place, and she's like, oh, this is what people are doing here.

01:50:47.000 I don't want to give away her joke.

01:50:48.000 It's very funny, but there's something that's happening when men and women get around each other.

01:50:53.000 They're jockeying for sexual position. 0.96

01:50:55.000 Yes, and they're attracted to each other, and they work together, and they end up liking each other.

01:50:59.000 Yeah, and then they get to know each other at work.

01:51:01.000 Yeah, and then what happens?

01:51:03.000 Okay, so there's no sex.

01:51:06.000 And there's no romance.

01:51:07.000 And there's no humor.

01:51:09.000 Humor is dangerous.

01:51:10.000 Humor could be a problem.

01:51:11.000 What if you say something racist and you're trying to be funny?

01:51:14.000 You get in trouble.

01:51:16.000 Don't do it.

01:51:16.000 And you're not racist, but you were just trying to be funny.

01:51:18.000 Right.

01:51:19.000 Okay.

01:51:20.000 But you could say racist things. 0.89

01:51:22.000 I'll give you a free pass to say racist things about white people. 0.58

01:51:27.000 Well, that's fine. 0.97

01:51:28.000 I'll give you a free pass. 0.95

01:51:29.000 Do you have any racist white things you could say at work today, Tommy? 0.95

01:51:32.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:51:33.000 Can they be hillbillies?

01:51:34.000 Yes, or rednecks. 1.00

01:51:36.000 All right, rednecks. 1.00

01:51:36.000 Dirty rednecks, dirty hillbillies. 1.00

01:51:38.000 That's fine. 1.00

01:51:39.000 Shit all over those people that were forced. 1.00

01:51:41.000 Their whole family worked at a coal mine. 1.00

01:51:42.000 Yeah, ha.

01:51:43.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:51:44.000 Ha, you dummies. 1.00

01:51:44.000 What, you fucking your kids? 1.00

01:51:46.000 Ha ha. 1.00

01:51:46.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:51:47.000 It could be racist all day for white people.

01:51:49.000 You can. 1.00

01:51:50.000 And there's some white people that do not have a fucking good deal. 0.99

01:51:54.000 No. 1.00

01:51:54.000 They don't have a good deal. 1.00

01:51:55.000 No.

01:51:56.000 They got $400 in the bank, if that.

01:51:58.000 There's some incredible amount of money, or an incredible amount of people, rather, in this country that have less than that in their bank.

01:52:06.000 Yeah.

01:52:06.000 It's something like 50%.

01:52:08.000 Yeah, some study they did, people that have...

01:52:11.000 $200 or less in their bank account and it's some insane number.

01:52:18.000 Like, into the millions and millions of people.

01:52:20.000 Well, this is what I always say.

01:52:21.000 The people that voted for Trump, you know, a lot of them have been demonized by, you know, the left as being racist or homophobic or misogynist and stuff like that.

01:52:30.000 Or they're good people who have $400 in a bank or less, can't send their kids to baseball, etc. 1.00

01:52:39.000 And along comes Hillary Clinton, who's Obama-lite, talking about the same shit. 0.99

01:52:43.000 And they were like, I'll try anything but her. 1.00

01:52:44.000 Look at this.

01:52:45.000 There you go.

01:52:46.000 That's real.

01:52:47.000 Read that.

01:52:48.000 That's real, man.

01:52:50.000 Six in ten Americans don't have $500 in savings.

01:52:52.000 There you go. 1.00

01:52:53.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:52:54.000 It's way more than I thought it was. 0.98

01:52:55.000 When you don't have...

01:52:56.000 Okay, now we're back to that story about scarcity.

01:52:59.000 Isn't that like 150 million people or something like that?

01:53:02.000 Yeah.

01:53:03.000 Yeah.

01:53:04.000 60%.

01:53:04.000 It's more than, yeah.

01:53:05.000 What is the real number of people in America?

01:53:08.000 Is it 300 million or is it more?

01:53:10.000 Yeah, 330, I think.

01:53:12.000 So it's more than that.

01:53:13.000 So it's like 170?

01:53:14.000 170 million people?

01:53:16.000 It has to be 170 and change.

01:53:18.000 So when you got $500 in the bank, are you thinking about gender-neutral bathrooms?

01:53:21.000 Always.

01:53:22.000 Are you thinking about how misogynist everybody is?

01:53:24.000 Yes, everyone's misogynist, bro. 1.00

01:53:26.000 It's disgusting. 0.99

01:53:27.000 To be a man and see other men, I'm just ashamed of my gender. 0.99

01:53:31.000 I'm ashamed. 1.00

01:53:32.000 All you're fucking thinking about is getting more money. 1.00

01:53:34.000 So you can send your kids to fucking anything. 1.00

01:53:37.000 You know what Brett Weinstein said that was really interesting about this? 0.99

01:53:39.000 Is it Brett or Eric?

01:53:40.000 I always think it's Eric.

01:53:41.000 Brett and Eric.

01:53:42.000 They're brothers.

01:53:43.000 They both have been on my podcast.

01:53:44.000 Oh, wow.

01:53:44.000 Eric is a mathematician who works for Peter Thiel.

01:53:46.000 Yeah, I like that guy.

01:53:47.000 And Brett is the professor from Evergreen College that got the day of absence where they made him quit because they were saying white people need to stay home.

01:53:55.000 Everybody's like, that's so racist. 0.95

01:53:57.000 He's also a Jew! 0.95

01:53:58.000 Yes.

01:53:59.000 He's super, super, super progressive, too.

01:54:01.000 It doesn't matter.

01:54:02.000 The Jews didn't exactly have it easy.

01:54:04.000 What he was saying that's interesting, he was saying that this is not just about that.

01:54:09.000 It's also about subordination.

01:54:11.000 And that you're seeing this subordination play that's taking place.

01:54:16.000 And that a lot of these men, like the way they're behaving, they're behaving to be subordinate.

01:54:21.000 They're being obedience trained.

01:54:24.000 Yeah.

01:54:24.000 You know, and they're giving into it to show that you shouldn't punish me because I'm on your side.

01:54:29.000 Because they're terrified of the women that are wielding this power now. 1.00

01:54:33.000 Yeah, but I got a theory.

01:54:34.000 And they're wielding it wildly.

01:54:35.000 I got a theory about that, bro.

01:54:36.000 What's up there, bro?

01:54:37.000 Well, men, historically, when you create a bunch of quiet resentment, it turns into loud violence.

01:54:45.000 Men are really good at, you got to be careful about emasculating men wholesale.

01:54:53.000 Because I always worry that it's very easy to whip them up when you got the right circumstances and the right leader.

01:55:02.000 And men like to organize and they like to fight.

01:55:06.000 And they like to fight back.

01:55:07.000 And that's what makes them feel significant when they've been emasculated.

01:55:11.000 And I don't think it's, you know, that's the expression, punishment doesn't change behavior, it just suppresses it.

01:55:18.000 Well, do you know that in the turn of the century, not this one, but the last, there was a giant bachelor culture In America, where men just didn't, they had just gotten through, like a lot of it was like in the 20s too, like after the Depression.

01:55:35.000 It was like the burden of having a family was just too much.

01:55:38.000 It wasn't attractive to them, and there was a bunch of men that gravitated towards pool halls.

01:55:43.000 And in the early 1900s in New York City, there was more than 900 pool halls in New York City. 0.99

01:55:51.000 Damn. 0.99

01:55:52.000 Just stop and think of that. 1.00

01:55:53.000 Damn. 1.00

01:55:54.000 More than 900 pool walls and there's all these men that would just go there and they would hang out and they were like, fuck that life. 1.00

01:56:01.000 And they just didn't want to have a part of it because it was too brutal. 0.99

01:56:04.000 It was too hard. 1.00

01:56:06.000 All this country would need for this thing to flip on its fucking ass, all they would need is legalized prostitution. 1.00

01:56:14.000 And guys would be like, wait, hold up. 1.00

01:56:16.000 Wait a minute.

01:56:16.000 Hold on.

01:56:17.000 I definitely love you.

01:56:18.000 I definitely love you.

01:56:19.000 But wait a minute.

01:56:19.000 Wait a minute.

01:56:20.000 What am I signing?

01:56:21.000 What is this? 0.97

01:56:23.000 If people found out that they could just get sex anytime they wanted if they had a hundred dollars, like if you have a hundred dollars, you can get sex. 0.90

01:56:31.000 You can get sex with a pretty girl and it's clean and you don't have to worry about it. 1.00

01:56:34.000 People would be outraged. 0.92

01:56:35.000 Like, well, how am I going to have power over this man if I can't control his sex? 0.97

01:56:40.000 I could only, I only have him locked, otherwise we're just friends.

01:56:44.000 See, if we're just friends, I can't have half his money, I can't tell him what to do, I can't tell him when to be home.

01:56:49.000 But let me ask you a question.

01:56:50.000 We have to live together, and I have to control his sex. 0.99

01:56:53.000 If we live together and then I control his sex, then I have all this power. 0.62

01:56:57.000 But if they were in a situation where legalized prostitution was just like grocery stores, or it was just everywhere, what would the power, first of all, the amount of hoes would probably be the same. 1.00

01:57:10.000 They just be a lot richer?

01:57:11.000 Now they're just doing it like under the table.

01:57:13.000 It's hard to get away with it.

01:57:15.000 They can get raided.

01:57:16.000 There's sneakiness.

01:57:18.000 There's all this, you know, they have gold diggers instead of hoes. 1.00

01:57:21.000 Some girls would just go straight into hoeing. 1.00

01:57:23.000 Yeah, but here's my question.

01:57:25.000 Do you think men are more interested in sex or admiration?

01:57:28.000 There's both.

01:57:29.000 But they get fake admiration from the hoes. 1.00

01:57:32.000 I say hoes with all due respect. 1.00

01:57:33.000 They know it's fake, though.

01:57:34.000 I think men want to be admired more than anything else.

01:57:39.000 They do. 1.00

01:57:39.000 They want their dick to be the biggest, even if it's a mushroom cap. 1.00

01:57:43.000 Just make all the noise, please, and let me know I'm King Kong. 1.00

01:57:46.000 And you stick to the woman.

01:57:48.000 A lot of times you'll stick to that one woman. 0.99

01:57:50.000 Who you know has got your back no matter what.

01:57:52.000 Sure, but you're talking about a guy who finds that.

01:57:55.000 There's a lot of people out there that don't find that.

01:57:57.000 For them, legalize prostitution right next to Bolero.

01:57:59.000 Hop on in. 1.00

01:58:01.000 Get your dick sucked. 1.00

01:58:02.000 Right next to Panera Bread. 1.00

01:58:04.000 Sandwich and a dick sucked. 0.99

01:58:06.000 Get a grilled cheese and tomato soup. 1.00

01:58:07.000 Get your dick sucked. 1.00

01:58:09.000 It would change what people need. 1.00

01:58:13.000 Why are you dating?

01:58:15.000 Are you dating specifically for sex?

01:58:17.000 Or are you dating because you want companionship?

01:58:20.000 Are you too consumed with work?

01:58:22.000 And are you busy all day and you just like to hang out with your friends, but you get horny?

01:58:25.000 Yeah.

01:58:25.000 Because we have a solution for you.

01:58:27.000 Yeah.

01:58:27.000 And if that was the case, I'm not saying that relationships wouldn't be the same.

01:58:30.000 What I'm saying is there's a lot of relationships that wouldn't be the same.

01:58:34.000 Dude, I think you're onto something.

01:58:36.000 My buddy, you know Stevie Blue Eyes.

01:58:37.000 Sure.

01:58:38.000 He would have stayed in jail if he had access to women because he was hanging out with all his friends. 0.99

01:58:41.000 He was like, it was the fucking best. 0.99

01:58:44.000 That's hilarious. 1.00

01:58:45.000 He goes, all we do is fuck around, laugh all day, lift weights. 1.00

01:58:48.000 The food kind of sucks, but you're all laughing and you're all in a shitty situation. 0.99

01:58:52.000 Everybody gets along. 0.99

01:58:52.000 He goes, if I had girls, if I had access to women, I would not have left. 0.99

01:58:57.000 That's hilarious.

01:58:58.000 This is in Fort Dix, too.

01:59:00.000 The biggest federal penitentiary in the...

01:59:02.000 I'm obviously torn on prostitution because I don't want anybody that I know's kids or my kids to go into prostitution.

01:59:10.000 But I also don't think anybody should tell people that something that's completely legal to do for free is illegal to charge money for.

01:59:21.000 Like, there was some gay male escort that came out today. 1.00

01:59:26.000 I put it on my Twitter about, like, just let these fucking people have sex. 1.00

01:59:29.000 Like, some gay male escort was talking about the priests at the Vatican. 1.00

01:59:33.000 And he's like, naming names. 1.00

01:59:34.000 I fucked that guy. 1.00

01:59:35.000 I fucked him. 1.00

01:59:36.000 I fucked him. 1.00

01:59:36.000 He wants to suck my dick. 1.00

01:59:37.000 I fucked him. 1.00

01:59:38.000 And, you know, it was talking about them being hypocritical. 1.00

01:59:41.000 Like, yeah, they're definitely hypocritical. 1.00

01:59:44.000 Let these fucking people have sex. 1.00

01:59:45.000 This is crazy. 1.00

01:59:46.000 Like, your system doesn't work.

01:59:48.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:59:49.000 If they just let them have sex and let them have male escorts, just leave them alone. 1.00

01:59:55.000 Satan, that's fine. 0.98

01:59:56.000 Just as long as you believe in Jesus still, yeah. 1.00

01:59:58.000 It's like dick. 1.00

01:59:59.000 I believe in Jesus, but I love dick. 1.00

02:00:01.000 Okay, well, Jesus must have put that love for dick in you. 1.00

02:00:04.000 Jesus put that love for dick in your heart. 1.00

02:00:05.000 Well, that is the truth. 1.00

02:00:06.000 Sure.

02:00:06.000 Right?

02:00:07.000 It must have.

02:00:08.000 I mean, the truth is...

02:00:10.000 It's a complicated thing, right?

02:00:12.000 Because then where do you...

02:00:13.000 So, like...

02:00:16.000 We had these urges, and a lot of them are not very productive, right?

02:00:21.000 So you want to have sex with everybody you can or whatever it might be, but you know that's not viable because there are just certain trade-offs to that.

02:00:29.000 Well, you know, the viable alternative is ex machina. 1.00

02:00:34.000 You have these AI robot fuck dolls that live in your house. 1.00

02:00:38.000 But the problem is they probably get too smart and then they kill your real wife. 1.00

02:00:43.000 The algorithm? 1.00

02:00:44.000 Yeah, and they figure out a way to convert your sperm into babies. 1.00

02:00:47.000 They've figured out a way to create an actual digital womb.

02:00:50.000 That's a good idea for a movie, dude.

02:00:52.000 Well, it's Ex Machina, that movie.

02:00:54.000 Did you see that?

02:00:55.000 No.

02:00:55.000 Oh, my God.

02:00:56.000 It's one of my all-time favorite movies.

02:00:58.000 Really?

02:00:58.000 Yeah, one of my top 20 all-time favorite movies.

02:01:00.000 I'm obsessed with Black Mirror.

02:01:02.000 It's basically an hour and 45 minute Black Mirror.

02:01:06.000 Wow.

02:01:06.000 Ex Machina is amazing.

02:01:07.000 Yeah, I do love Black Mirror.

02:01:08.000 It's awesome.

02:01:09.000 But Ex Machina is actually even more intense.

02:01:11.000 It's a really well-done movie about AI. And it has very few cut-the-shit scenes. 0.60

02:01:17.000 When you're watching it, you're like, whoa. 0.94

02:01:20.000 Like, all of this could be possible?

02:01:22.000 100%, yeah.

02:01:24.000 Yeah, it's really good.

02:01:25.000 I don't want to tell you any more.

02:01:26.000 It's really good.

02:01:27.000 I'll watch it.

02:01:27.000 Yeah.

02:01:28.000 It's the shit. 1.00

02:01:29.000 And it's also... 1.00

02:01:30.000 Yeah, that would be the move, though.

02:01:32.000 What do you think of AI? I mean...

02:01:34.000 It's terrified.

02:01:35.000 It's going to eat us.

02:01:36.000 You think?

02:01:36.000 What do I think?

02:01:37.000 How about this? 1.00

02:01:38.000 Boston Dynamic makes those fucking robots that you can't kick over. 1.00

02:01:42.000 Do you know those things? 1.00

02:01:43.000 Yeah.

02:01:44.000 And they are funded by DARPA. And DARPA makes a robot called the Eater Robot.

02:01:49.000 E-A-T-R Robot.

02:01:51.000 And the Eater Robot...

02:01:53.000 Literally eats biological material.

02:01:57.000 I'll spell that out for you. 1.00

02:01:58.000 It's fucking people. 1.00

02:02:00.000 It eats dead people on the battlefield to fuel itself. 1.00

02:02:04.000 What? 1.00

02:02:04.000 It is an actual working concept of a fucking robot that eats dead people for fuel. 1.00

02:02:11.000 Yes. 1.00

02:02:12.000 E-A-T-O. Well, it can eat hay and maybe sticks and rabbits. 0.99

02:02:18.000 Maybe it'll eat a rabbit. 1.00

02:02:19.000 It's going to eat people, you fuck... 1.00

02:02:22.000 Wait, wait, wait. 1.00

02:02:23.000 Autonomous Tactical Robot Eater Project.

02:02:27.000 It's from a DARPA. What's DARPA? What are you highlighting there?

02:02:31.000 What's DARPA? That's in a video.

02:02:32.000 Oh, it's a video.

02:02:34.000 I'm looking at the cursor doing that.

02:02:35.000 I'm like, why are you highlighting DARPA? What's DARPA? DARPA is...

02:02:38.000 I forget the...

02:02:39.000 something research. 1.00

02:02:40.000 It's all military shit. 1.00

02:02:42.000 DARPA is... 1.00

02:02:42.000 You hear a robot? 1.00

02:02:43.000 Yes.

02:02:44.000 Come on, man.

02:02:45.000 Yeah, it's a real thing.

02:02:46.000 Yeah, it's a real thing that the same people that are making those Boston Dynamic robots...

02:02:50.000 You know, did you see the one recently that it bounces?

02:02:52.000 It pulls up to the side of a wall and then bounces over the wall like 13 feet in the air.

02:02:56.000 No.

02:02:57.000 Lands on top of a building.

02:02:59.000 It could land on the roof of a building.

02:03:01.000 Come on, man.

02:03:01.000 From the bottom and hop all the way up to the roof.

02:03:03.000 Is there a video of that shit? 1.00

02:03:04.000 Second story building. 1.00

02:03:06.000 Two story building.

02:03:07.000 It leaps literally from the ground all the way to the top. 1.00

02:03:10.000 This shit is so scary. 0.99

02:03:11.000 It's all on wheels. 1.00

02:03:13.000 So it writes itself perfectly every time. 0.98

02:03:15.000 That's so fucking scary. 0.99

02:03:16.000 Dude, it's so bananas. 1.00

02:03:17.000 And all this stuff is happening while people are paying attention to Kim Kardashian's ass. 1.00

02:03:22.000 Even Jamie. 0.99

02:03:23.000 Jamie's like, oh, Kim Kardashian called out the Yeezy Mafia today.

02:03:27.000 Dude, you like your Kim Kardashian, huh?

02:03:31.000 He loves celebrity gossip.

02:03:32.000 I did an episode of How I Met Your Mother, and she was there, and her dressing room was right next to mine, and she was on set.

02:03:39.000 And she didn't look like what I thought she was. 0.99

02:03:41.000 She didn't have any makeup.

02:03:42.000 She's pretty and all, but I didn't even know that it was her.

02:03:45.000 I was like, I think that's Kim Kardashian.

02:03:46.000 I'm not sure.

02:03:47.000 She's a person.

02:03:49.000 We've made a bizarre choice to spend a tremendous amount of time thinking about a person that really doesn't do a thing.

02:04:00.000 They just live.

02:04:02.000 That's what's weird.

02:04:04.000 They've tapped into this extreme desire for gossip in some weird, crazy way where they do all these wacky things in their life where you can't take your eyes off of them and they always have something new going on.

02:04:13.000 But they don't do anything.

02:04:14.000 So now she got wise, though, and married a guy who does a thing.

02:04:18.000 She married Kanye West, right?

02:04:20.000 He's a giant cultural thing.

02:04:22.000 So then now it becomes more legit.

02:04:24.000 Now the whole empire is really solidified. 1.00

02:04:27.000 They've added some fucking sand to the cement. 0.99

02:04:30.000 It's ambition, right? 1.00

02:04:31.000 It's ambition.

02:04:32.000 It's just like this strange...

02:04:33.000 It's definitely that.

02:04:34.000 There's ambition, but they've figured out how to juke the system.

02:04:39.000 They've figured out how to shuck and jive and make their way in with no singing, no dancing, no art, no comedy.

02:04:46.000 You have lots of money.

02:04:46.000 I think I have money.

02:04:48.000 Do you do anything different than you did besides not worry so much about what a car's going to cost?

02:04:53.000 What do you do that's luxurious?

02:04:55.000 I don't really do much, man.

02:04:57.000 This is how I dress.

02:04:58.000 I dress normal.

02:05:00.000 I work.

02:05:01.000 I work out.

02:05:02.000 I go running.

02:05:03.000 Is there any vice you like?

02:05:05.000 I like bow hunting.

02:05:05.000 You like bow hunting?

02:05:06.000 It's not a vice, though.

02:05:07.000 That's where I get my meat.

02:05:07.000 No, but this is what I mean.

02:05:08.000 Do you stand up?

02:05:10.000 Right.

02:05:10.000 I have my stand-up.

02:05:11.000 I like to box.

02:05:14.000 The things I do don't take that much money.

02:05:17.000 They take a lot of time and energy.

02:05:19.000 I think if you wanted to travel and you wanted to go on some big-time adventures, which I have decided I'm really interested in doing some adventures some year, especially hunting adventures.

02:05:28.000 I'd like to go to New Zealand.

02:05:30.000 I'd like to go to Alaska.

02:05:30.000 My buddy's got a farm in New Zealand.

02:05:32.000 We should go to his farm in New Zealand.

02:05:33.000 I would love to.

02:05:33.000 I'd love to go.

02:05:34.000 I want to bow hunt in Alaska in the Yukon.

02:05:36.000 He kills wild goats on his property.

02:05:38.000 They're wild, huh?

02:05:39.000 Yes.

02:05:39.000 What kind of goats?

02:05:40.000 I don't know, but they're wild.

02:05:41.000 He's got... 0.92

02:05:42.000 New Zealand's insane. 0.89

02:05:44.000 New Zealand is really like an experimentation in invasive species because everything is invasive.

02:05:50.000 They have red stag that are from Europe and they have all these axis deer.

02:05:54.000 Huge red stag.

02:05:54.000 Actually, I don't know if they have axis deer.

02:05:55.000 He's got huge red stag on his property they shoot, so they're insane.

02:05:58.000 Yeah.

02:05:59.000 They have some immense animals there.

02:06:02.000 And they don't have any predators.

02:06:03.000 So they have these crazy seasons where you can just shoot things all the time.

02:06:07.000 Oh, there's a wild goat.

02:06:08.000 Look at the cool horns on that thing, man.

02:06:10.000 Yeah, that's what he shoots. 1.00

02:06:11.000 Fuck, that's amazing. 1.00

02:06:12.000 Look at that thing. 1.00

02:06:13.000 I know.

02:06:13.000 It's like the ripples of a jellyfish when it's in the water.

02:06:17.000 If you want to go, we can go. 1.00

02:06:18.000 Look at the fucking horns on that thing. 1.00

02:06:20.000 That's a New Zealand wild goat, huh? 1.00

02:06:23.000 Wow, those...

02:06:24.000 Those horns are beautiful.

02:06:26.000 Look at the coat on that thing, too.

02:06:27.000 I know.

02:06:28.000 What an amazing animal.

02:06:29.000 I know.

02:06:30.000 They're smart.

02:06:31.000 I was watching a thing online about these guys that were hunting for bighorn sheep, you know, and they were in the Rocky Mountains, hunting for Rocky Mountain bighorn sheep with a bow and arrow.

02:06:44.000 And I was looking at these things, and I'm like, what a crazy animal. 0.95

02:06:47.000 Remember we saw them when we were in Montana, and Ranella was pointing out the size of their balls? 0.99

02:06:51.000 Yes. 0.98

02:06:52.000 Because they have, like, church bell balls.

02:06:53.000 Well, dude, they're so athletic, too. 0.99

02:06:55.000 They kick each other in the balls. 0.98

02:06:57.000 They do? 0.99

02:06:57.000 They kick each other in the balls when they're like jockeying for attention. 0.99

02:07:01.000 They headbutt each other, which is why they have those antlers in the first place. 0.99

02:07:04.000 And then they walk up behind each other and lift their feet up and kick each other in the balls. 0.99

02:07:09.000 Damn, I didn't see that. 0.99

02:07:10.000 Constantly. 0.99

02:07:11.000 They crash into each other, though.

02:07:12.000 It's incredible.

02:07:13.000 And they're so athletic.

02:07:15.000 I was up in Big Whiskey Mountain in Wyoming, me and my buddy hiking.

02:07:18.000 And he just goes, he just points me.

02:07:20.000 And there were just seven of them, a row of them. 0.99

02:07:23.000 And they are fucking huge. 0.99

02:07:25.000 Huge. 0.99

02:07:25.000 300 pounds. 0.99

02:07:26.000 Yeah, giant animals. 1.00

02:07:27.000 Yeah, look at these fuckers. 1.00

02:07:29.000 Look at this. 1.00

02:07:29.000 What a cool animal, too. 1.00

02:07:31.000 Like, when you look at the... 0.98

02:07:32.000 The thing's got some balls on them. 1.00

02:07:33.000 The horns in their head. 1.00

02:07:34.000 Boom! 0.99

02:07:35.000 Whoa.

02:07:36.000 And look at the sack once they collide.

02:07:38.000 Look at his sack on the right.

02:07:39.000 Just swinging.

02:07:40.000 How crazy that they don't have any head trauma. 1.00

02:07:43.000 Well, they're probably dumb as fuck. 1.00

02:07:46.000 I mean, seriously, what do they have to do? 1.00

02:07:47.000 I smell mountain lion, run.

02:07:48.000 They're not doing algorithms. 1.00

02:07:50.000 Yeah, I mean, their food is right in front of their fucking stupid face all the time. 1.00

02:07:53.000 Look at that. 1.00

02:07:54.000 Here it goes.

02:07:57.000 And they snap into it, too.

02:07:59.000 It's not like they're running with their head down.

02:08:02.000 They're putting all this extra emphasis in.

02:08:04.000 They're trying to make it uncomfortable for the other dude.

02:08:06.000 The crazy thing is when you see two bucks and their horns get tied up together.

02:08:11.000 That's crazy, but what's crazy about this is that they pause afterwards, so they must get their bell rung.

02:08:17.000 I would imagine, right?

02:08:19.000 But look, they just stand there and they back up. 1.00

02:08:21.000 Like, no one is like, bitch, I'll hit you again, and then I'll hit you again. 1.00

02:08:24.000 You're right. 1.00

02:08:25.000 Right.

02:08:25.000 Watch what they do.

02:08:26.000 They get dazed.

02:08:27.000 It must be.

02:08:28.000 Watch this.

02:08:29.000 Boom! 0.99

02:08:30.000 And then they're both like, what is happening here?

02:08:33.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:08:34.000 They turn to sideways.

02:08:36.000 Almost like they want to ignore the fact that the guy's there.

02:08:38.000 Wow.

02:08:39.000 Look at the sky! 1.00

02:08:41.000 Dude, I wonder if they see cool shit. 0.99

02:08:44.000 Like, look, oh, I see angels. 0.99

02:08:46.000 You see anything?

02:08:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:08:47.000 Why do I see butterflies?

02:08:48.000 They hallucinate.

02:08:49.000 Look, fairies. 1.00

02:08:50.000 See the fairies?

02:08:50.000 His feet came up off the ground.

02:08:52.000 Dude, they hit each other so hard, but they just stop.

02:08:56.000 Look, they hit each other and then they just chill.

02:09:00.000 How weird is that?

02:09:01.000 It's like they're getting off on it.

02:09:03.000 It's like they're getting some kind of a high.

02:09:07.000 I wonder if anybody's ever observed, like, I wonder if there'd be a way to measure, like, certain neurotransmitters on them.

02:09:14.000 Like, in action.

02:09:15.000 Like, let them collide with each other and then figure out, like, what happens to the brain.

02:09:19.000 Like, is there some burst of happiness that comes out of that?

02:09:21.000 Well, didn't they talk about this in Concussion?

02:09:24.000 Where they don't suffer from brain trauma or CTE, actually?

02:09:28.000 They don't get, you'd think that they would, but male, the male rams don't have signs of CTE. Yeah, their brain is designed different than ours.

02:09:34.000 Same as a woodpecker. 1.00

02:09:35.000 Woodpecker's brain, they're fucking... 1.00

02:09:37.000 They were in my yard. 1.00

02:09:38.000 Is it their brain or the physiology of their skull?

02:09:41.000 Well, it's both.

02:09:42.000 But the way their brain is attached to the inside of the skull is different.

02:09:46.000 Our brain is like barely attached.

02:09:48.000 Our brain is like someone who's not worried about anything bad going wrong.

02:09:52.000 Well, it's all gelatinous.

02:09:53.000 Like our spinal cord goes up to our brain and it's all one big sort of gelatinous mass, right?

02:09:57.000 Yes.

02:09:58.000 Well, we're just not sturdy.

02:10:01.000 No.

02:10:02.000 We're just so weak in comparison to other animals.

02:10:04.000 You know what it's like?

02:10:06.000 You remember when you shot your deer in Montana and we were cleaning it and dressing it and we're pulling on the skin. 0.99

02:10:13.000 You're grabbing that, which a lot of people turn into jackets and pants and shit. 0.99

02:10:19.000 That's what the Native Americans used to make clothes out of. 1.00

02:10:21.000 And you're grabbing that hide and you're thinking, oh, this is so thick. 1.00

02:10:25.000 Like, this shit is strong. 1.00

02:10:26.000 And you're pulling on it. 1.00

02:10:28.000 And then grab your bitch-ass skin. 1.00

02:10:30.000 I know. 1.00

02:10:30.000 We have toilet paper skin. 1.00

02:10:32.000 I know. 0.98

02:10:32.000 We got shitty skin. 0.98

02:10:34.000 So nothing. 0.92

02:10:34.000 You can nick it and it's a problem. 0.92

02:10:36.000 You gotta put a bandaid on it.

02:10:37.000 While we were cleaning that animal, when you were doing the ravine comer, I remember I sliced my finger open, just touched my finger with the blade and my finger squirting all over the place.

02:10:48.000 Meanwhile, I gotta really dig in to get to this meat.

02:10:51.000 I gotta really cut through all this skin. 1.00

02:10:53.000 It's so hard.

02:10:54.000 Yeah.

02:10:55.000 And then you get an infection.

02:10:56.000 Like, if you get a blister on your foot and you're in the wilderness, you know... 1.00

02:10:59.000 Ooh, you're fucked. 1.00

02:11:00.000 Yeah! 1.00

02:11:00.000 You're fucked. 1.00

02:11:01.000 You know, a lot of guys get... 1.00

02:11:03.000 You can die.

02:11:03.000 Because they wear new boots.

02:11:04.000 They go, oh, I got these new boots.

02:11:06.000 I'm going hiking.

02:11:06.000 This is awesome.

02:11:07.000 And then your feet just get fucked up. 1.00

02:11:08.000 But also, what bitches we are in the cold, too. 1.00

02:11:10.000 We can't handle the cold. 0.99

02:11:12.000 Oh, yeah.

02:11:13.000 I got some negative messages.

02:11:14.000 I remember...

02:11:15.000 On Twitter, when the episode of Meat Eater came out, when you and I were in Montana, and I was like, don't plan on being comfortable, it's in the cold. 1.00

02:11:25.000 Oh, you fucking pussies! 1.00

02:11:26.000 This is poor woodsmanship. 1.00

02:11:28.000 Like, hey, poor woodsmanship? 0.99

02:11:30.000 Hey, I'm not a good woodsman, I'm a Pussy. 0.99

02:11:32.000 It's nine degrees outside. 1.00

02:11:33.000 You just want me to suck it up? 0.92

02:11:35.000 Oh, does that make you feel better if I just suck it up? 1.00

02:11:37.000 How about if I say it sucks and then I suck it up? 1.00

02:11:39.000 Hunting. 0.98

02:11:40.000 I remember just hearing you going, camping blows.

02:11:43.000 I can hear you shaking.

02:11:45.000 I can hear you shivering in the morning.

02:11:46.000 I can hear, you know, putting on your socks and you go, Almost to yourself, camping blows.

02:11:53.000 But do you know what doesn't blow?

02:11:54.000 When the camping's over.

02:11:55.000 It's the best.

02:11:56.000 Like, you have the best showers ever.

02:11:58.000 We have the greatest time, too, though.

02:12:00.000 It's fun.

02:12:01.000 It's all so much fun.

02:12:02.000 Because we make each other laugh so hard.

02:12:05.000 I think Rinella wants to go to Mexico with us. 1.00

02:12:06.000 I want to go!

02:12:07.000 Okay, let's do it.

02:12:08.000 Well, you guys don't invite me anymore.

02:12:09.000 I want to come.

02:12:10.000 I told them.

02:12:10.000 I told them the next one counts on us to come.

02:12:12.000 Because we did one where we struck out, we went bow hunting for deer in Arizona last, not Arizona, excuse me, Nevada last, I think it was August.

02:12:23.000 Nothing?

02:12:24.000 Struck out.

02:12:24.000 Was it cold or was it super hot?

02:12:26.000 Very hot.

02:12:27.000 Very hot.

02:12:27.000 100 degrees.

02:12:28.000 Really?

02:12:29.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:12:29.000 So hot that if you shot an animal, there's a real concern about getting the meat back to camp as quickly as possible.

02:12:36.000 Before it rots?

02:12:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98

02:12:38.000 It's fucking hot. 0.97

02:12:40.000 TJ Dillashaw told me he was up in the mountains of Nevada and it was super cold. 0.99

02:12:45.000 Oh, yeah.

02:12:46.000 That was like...

02:12:47.000 I don't know what time he was.

02:12:48.000 Yeah, he was probably in a different season and maybe for elk.

02:12:51.000 Yeah, I think he was looking for deer.

02:12:53.000 Well, there's always a bunch of seasons too, right?

02:12:55.000 There's like early archery, which is what we were doing, which is where the animals are in velvet.

02:12:59.000 So they've just finished growing their horns and they're starting to scrape the velvet, which is the outer skin, off of the bone.

02:13:06.000 I didn't even know until really recently that antlers are literally bone antlers.

02:13:11.000 And an elk's antler, like those antlers right there, that's the fastest growing bone in the wild kingdom.

02:13:18.000 Wow.

02:13:18.000 The fastest growing thing in nature.

02:13:21.000 Those antlers fall off every year.

02:13:24.000 Really?

02:13:24.000 Yep, every year.

02:13:25.000 They weigh 30 pounds.

02:13:27.000 Wow. 1.00

02:13:28.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:13:29.000 Yeah, they're like 15 pounds each side of bone and it grows in a couple of months. 0.99

02:13:33.000 What?

02:13:34.000 Yep.

02:13:34.000 That's nuts.

02:13:35.000 Yeah.

02:13:36.000 I didn't know that.

02:13:36.000 See if you can find a video.

02:13:38.000 Did you see any...

02:13:39.000 The growth of elk antlers.

02:13:43.000 When you were in Nevada, like in that 100 degree heat, did you see any other animals out there?

02:13:47.000 Yeah, someone saw an elk.

02:13:49.000 We saw a lot of jackrabbits and stuff like that.

02:13:53.000 They have a lot of rabbits.

02:13:55.000 You have to be really careful with the rabbits, too. 0.99

02:13:57.000 If you kill one and skin one, they have little mites and shit that will give you infections that you can die from. 0.99

02:14:04.000 What? 1.00

02:14:04.000 Legitimately. 1.00

02:14:05.000 See, antlers.

02:14:06.000 While antlers are growing, they're covered in fuzzy skin called velvet.

02:14:10.000 Yeah, that's what they look like when they're in velvet.

02:14:11.000 Is that what you...

02:14:12.000 So look at that.

02:14:12.000 Look how quick it goes.

02:14:13.000 Doesn't that have human growth hormone in it?

02:14:15.000 Yes, yes.

02:14:16.000 The velvet from the antlers, a lot of football players were taking it because it actually lets you grow growth hormone.

02:14:22.000 So look, you can see it April 8th, then April 15th.

02:14:26.000 And then April 22nd. 1.00

02:14:27.000 Look how quick that shit's growing. 1.00

02:14:28.000 That's crazy. 1.00

02:14:29.000 That's fucking nuts. 0.99

02:14:30.000 Seven days later, it's longer. 1.00

02:14:31.000 What?

02:14:32.000 Look at that, May 6th. 0.99

02:14:33.000 It's fucking gigantic now. 0.99

02:14:35.000 That's nuts. 0.99

02:14:36.000 Look at that, May 13th, May 20th, a week later.

02:14:39.000 It's like a mushroom.

02:14:40.000 A week later. 1.00

02:14:41.000 It grows as fast as a fucking mushroom. 1.00

02:14:42.000 Dude, that is crazy. 1.00

02:14:44.000 A week later after that.

02:14:45.000 And it's all...

02:14:46.000 That's nuts.

02:14:47.000 Nuts.

02:14:48.000 That is nuts.

02:14:49.000 July 1st.

02:14:50.000 Look at that.

02:14:50.000 Just a couple of months.

02:14:51.000 July 8th.

02:14:52.000 July 15th.

02:14:53.000 Look at the size of that thing.

02:14:54.000 Okay.

02:14:55.000 This must be a commercial elk farm that we're looking at because these elk are so big.

02:15:02.000 Like their antlers are so big.

02:15:04.000 That seems like, it seems like they're feeding in something.

02:15:09.000 It's gonna be hard to get that many pictures of the same one, too.

02:15:11.000 Yeah.

02:15:13.000 That must be a commercial.

02:15:13.000 Let me pause right there.

02:15:16.000 Pause right there.

02:15:16.000 Yeah, it is.

02:15:17.000 If you saw that elk in the wild, you would shit your fucking pants. 1.00

02:15:21.000 That would be the bull of all bulls. 1.00

02:15:22.000 Why, because if it's antlers?

02:15:23.000 Look at the size of the antlers on that thing. 0.65

02:15:25.000 That thing has like one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine points on one side.

02:15:32.000 And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

02:15:37.000 It's a nine by nine.

02:15:39.000 That's crazy.

02:15:40.000 Do the females not have antlers? 1.00

02:15:41.000 No, they don't have antlers.

02:15:42.000 But every now and then a deer female has antlers. 1.00

02:15:45.000 Yeah, some freak bitch just likes to fight. 1.00

02:15:48.000 Some bull dyke sort of dyke-y doe just grows some antlers. 1.00

02:15:54.000 Yeah, some guy shot one recently.

02:15:56.000 Dyke-y doe. 1.00

02:15:57.000 And they were all confused.

02:15:58.000 It was white.

02:16:00.000 It was a female, rather, and it had antlers. 1.00

02:16:03.000 And they're like, what is this? 1.00

02:16:05.000 Yeah, but that shit grows every year. 1.00

02:16:07.000 People go shed hunting. 1.00

02:16:08.000 What was we hunting in Mexico?

02:16:09.000 I don't know.

02:16:10.000 Maybe deer.

02:16:11.000 There's a lot of deer in Mexico.

02:16:13.000 Sonora.

02:16:14.000 Sonora has a lot of mule deer.

02:16:15.000 Isn't it kind of dangerous, though?

02:16:16.000 Don't be scared, homie.com. 1.00

02:16:19.000 They're not going to fuck with you. 1.00

02:16:21.000 What you got to worry about is... 0.99

02:16:24.000 I mean, if you would go to their towns and cause problems, they're busy making drug money. 1.00

02:16:31.000 They don't have time to go looking for some asshole shooting a deer. 1.00

02:16:34.000 Yeah, you're right. 1.00

02:16:34.000 And there's ranches that you go to out there where they're hunting ranches. 1.00

02:16:39.000 That's why people go there in the first place.

02:16:41.000 And that would probably be where you park your stuff and you drive in from Arizona.

02:16:46.000 I went to Cancun and one of the guys was there, a wealthy dude guy, and I said, what about the cartels?

02:16:52.000 He goes, they own!

02:16:54.000 A lot of these resorts, dude, you're money for them.

02:16:56.000 Don't worry about the cartels.

02:16:58.000 Then I talked to a guy who had this amazing restaurant, and I said, what about the cartels?

02:17:02.000 And he said, they come here.

02:17:04.000 And I said, what do you mean?

02:17:05.000 He goes, they'll show up in a bunch of SUVs, they come, they tip, they say thanks.

02:17:09.000 I go, they don't like extort money?

02:17:10.000 No.

02:17:11.000 The only time that happens is if you're selling drugs out of your restaurant.

02:17:14.000 And if you're selling drugs out of your restaurant, they want a piece.

02:17:17.000 Otherwise, you're fine.

02:17:19.000 It's all ingrained.

02:17:20.000 It's all like a whole...

02:17:21.000 It's a business.

02:17:22.000 Yeah, it's a business.

02:17:23.000 Yeah, I was in Punta Mita, and we took these golf carts.

02:17:29.000 They let us take these golf carts to town.

02:17:31.000 We're staying at this resort, and you leave the resort.

02:17:35.000 And when you leave the resort, there is a stark contrast.

02:17:40.000 Yes, sir.

02:17:40.000 From safety and beautifully manicured lawns and landscaped grounds to we get out, we are maybe 100, 200 yards from the outside, and we see a military base.

02:17:56.000 It's a very small military base with two guys with bulletproof vests and helmets on, holding, I don't know what kind of fucking high-powered rifle, are behind a metal plate. 0.54

02:18:05.000 That's attached to the top of a jeep. 0.89

02:18:07.000 So they're literally in, like, riot, war-type vehicles.

02:18:12.000 Ready to go, yeah.

02:18:13.000 Fully armed, ready to go.

02:18:15.000 So if anything went wrong, right over there, they drive in.

02:18:19.000 So they're protecting this resort.

02:18:21.000 Oh, they're protecting the resort?

02:18:22.000 That's what it's for.

02:18:25.000 They're there to protect all these wealthy people from, you know, Europe and America and wherever that fly in to stay at this resort.

02:18:32.000 And I was like, whoa, this is crazy.

02:18:35.000 Because it makes sense.

02:18:36.000 I mean, why else would that be there?

02:18:38.000 It's there and they're like waiting outside the gate.

02:18:42.000 There's a great deal to be said about having institutions you can trust, like courts that can enforce contracts that are not corruptible.

02:18:52.000 So in this country, if you buy a house, that piece of paper actually means something.

02:18:56.000 Most countries, not so much.

02:18:58.000 It's your private property, but somebody with a bigger gun can come and take it from you.

02:19:02.000 Yeah, they can decide you did something wrong and they have to take it.

02:19:05.000 Yeah, and that is the fundamental difference between our country still and a lot of other countries, including Mexico and some places.

02:19:11.000 Well, that's what happened to that McAfee guy.

02:19:13.000 Where was it that he was at?

02:19:14.000 Was it Costa Rica?

02:19:16.000 Where was he?

02:19:16.000 No, somewhere else.

02:19:19.000 Remember that guy, the McAfee guy that came up with that virus software and then he went bananas and moved to some other country?

02:19:25.000 Some tropical country.

02:19:27.000 What happened to him?

02:19:28.000 Well, they accused him of murder.

02:19:30.000 What is it?

02:19:31.000 Police.

02:19:32.000 Belize.

02:19:33.000 They accused him of murder and he had to flee the country and they took his land.

02:19:36.000 Yeah.

02:19:37.000 And he was like, hey, they're railroaded me. 0.96

02:19:39.000 I gotta get the fuck out of here. 0.91

02:19:40.000 We actually talked to him on the podcast when he was on the lam. 0.99

02:19:43.000 He called me up on the phone.

02:19:44.000 Wow.

02:19:45.000 And I did an interview with him on the lam.

02:19:47.000 But that's what happens.

02:19:49.000 Yeah, he was a...

02:19:49.000 I mean, I guess he's living in America now, but he's like a bona fide wild man.

02:19:54.000 Like, he denied these reports, but there's a forum where someone was taking photos of meth that they were making and explaining how they're re-engineering meth and making it better.

02:20:07.000 And they were saying that it was him. 0.99

02:20:09.000 Damn. 0.99

02:20:09.000 That he was the one who was doing that. 0.99

02:20:10.000 So he's in Belize, got some fucking lab in his backyard. 0.99

02:20:13.000 He denied the whole thing. 0.98

02:20:14.000 So I don't know if it's true or not true.

02:20:16.000 I think he said he was trolling.

02:20:18.000 I'm like, okay.

02:20:19.000 Maybe.

02:20:20.000 Right?

02:20:20.000 Remember that, Jamie?

02:20:21.000 Sort of.

02:20:22.000 It was something connected to like bath salts.

02:20:24.000 Like he figured out how to re-engineer bath salts and make them better.

02:20:27.000 Jesus.

02:20:28.000 You know what's going to happen if you take...

02:20:30.000 Nobody had a lot of problems, then took some meth, and they got better.

02:20:34.000 Here's my question, though.

02:20:35.000 How many people are doing meth right, and we just don't hear about it?

02:20:38.000 Yeah, meth labs and dead dogs.

02:20:40.000 So the founder of McAfee Antivirus went on the run in Belize.

02:20:44.000 Yeah.

02:20:45.000 Meth.

02:20:46.000 Meth labs.

02:20:47.000 And what was it about the dogs?

02:20:48.000 What did it say?

02:20:49.000 I don't know.

02:20:50.000 What scroll back?

02:20:51.000 And dead dogs.

02:20:52.000 Oh, okay.

02:20:52.000 Dead dogs.

02:20:54.000 I don't know the story.

02:20:55.000 He says he was trolling about the meth labs, but it's entirely possible that dude was just partying his ass off in Belize. 1.00

02:21:03.000 Somebody wind up accusing somebody of murder, and I think they wanted to question him, and he's like, fuck you. 1.00

02:21:09.000 Nah. 1.00

02:21:10.000 I think I'm gonna move back to America.

02:21:11.000 I tried this out.

02:21:12.000 It's not fun, guys.

02:21:13.000 It ain't happening.

02:21:14.000 Yeah, I'll just blog about you for a couple of years.

02:21:17.000 What's he do for money?

02:21:18.000 I don't know.

02:21:18.000 He's got a lot of money, probably.

02:21:20.000 Oh, he started McAfee antivirus.

02:21:22.000 I'm sure he's got millions of dollars. 1.00

02:21:24.000 What the fuck, man? 1.00

02:21:24.000 They took a lot of his cash, though. 1.00

02:21:25.000 That's a huge problem.

02:21:26.000 That's the problem with Russia and a lot of other countries. 0.98

02:21:28.000 When, like, the ruling elite has the power to do whatever they want, including kill you. 0.51

02:21:33.000 Just take your house. 0.99

02:21:34.000 This double agent in England today, London, he and his daughter are gravely ill and poisoned.

02:21:41.000 Yeah, they were secret agent against Russia, right?

02:21:44.000 Yeah, double agents, I guess.

02:21:45.000 Don't do that. 0.99

02:21:46.000 Well, you're gonna die. 0.98

02:21:48.000 Yeah, that seems like a bad job. 1.00

02:21:52.000 Secret agent against Russia. 1.00

02:21:53.000 That's a risky fucking job. 1.00

02:21:55.000 Did you see Icarus? 1.00

02:21:56.000 Have you seen that?

02:21:57.000 Yes, I have.

02:21:57.000 Your boy won an Oscar for that, didn't he?

02:22:00.000 Yes, he did.

02:22:00.000 And well deserved.

02:22:02.000 Well deserved.

02:22:02.000 Do we know where that Russian scientist is?

02:22:03.000 I love that guy.

02:22:04.000 That guy is under protection.

02:22:06.000 He is right now under protective custody somewhere.

02:22:10.000 He's gotta be.

02:22:10.000 Where they're worried about him being...

02:22:13.000 Assassinated.

02:22:13.000 They took, not only did they take all of his money, they took away his wife's house.

02:22:18.000 They did in Russia?

02:22:19.000 They're trying to turn his family homeless.

02:22:21.000 I think they're trying to pressure him into going back to Russia and giving himself up by making his family essentially homeless.

02:22:30.000 That's so awful.

02:22:31.000 They're putting tremendous pressure on him.

02:22:33.000 So they can't get his wife out or anything?

02:22:35.000 Gregory, what is his last name?

02:22:37.000 Gagero?

02:22:38.000 He doesn't deserve that, man.

02:22:40.000 But I would have gotten my wife out. 0.99

02:22:42.000 He couldn't, apparently.

02:22:44.000 She didn't want to listen.

02:22:46.000 He was already out of the country, and she didn't want to listen to him.

02:22:50.000 And she didn't understand.

02:22:51.000 They were listening to his phone calls and his emails, and he didn't have a way of expressing to her.

02:22:57.000 Oh. 0.99

02:22:58.000 Like, hey, you've got to get the fuck out now. 0.99

02:23:00.000 Like, if he did that, they would have just come and scooped her up. 0.99

02:23:04.000 There you go.

02:23:05.000 No due process.

02:23:07.000 Rodchenov.

02:23:07.000 Gregory Rodchenov, the head of the Russian Anti-Doping Laboratory.

02:23:10.000 It's an amazing documentary, folks, if you haven't seen it.

02:23:13.000 It's on Netflix.

02:23:14.000 Man.

02:23:15.000 But it just shows you what it could be like in other countries.

02:23:18.000 They don't play by the rules.

02:23:20.000 There's no rules.

02:23:21.000 He who has the power makes the rules.

02:23:22.000 That's right.

02:23:23.000 You're dealing with mafia, basically. 0.68

02:23:26.000 Organized badasses. 1.00

02:23:28.000 Yeah, and there's a lot of people that love it to be like that here.

02:23:31.000 Oh, they would love it.

02:23:31.000 I know.

02:23:32.000 And they don't, because they have no idea of what history is about.

02:23:35.000 Here's the thing.

02:23:36.000 If you want to use, if you want to be, if you don't want to believe in things like due process, integrity of courts and all those things, if you don't want to believe that you should have a right to criticize your government,

02:23:57.000 I know it works for you right now because the person in power is on your side, but you're next.

02:24:03.000 You're next as soon as the tables flip, and the tables always flip. 1.00

02:24:06.000 So you are historically ignorant. 0.97

02:24:08.000 There is a reason that the Founding Fathers thought through these things. 0.99

02:24:11.000 They came from tyranny.

02:24:13.000 And the genius of the Founding Fathers was those checks and balances and representative government.

02:24:19.000 And it's such a radical idea that our leaders Basically, they serve at our whim.

02:24:26.000 Now, that's all changing.

02:24:28.000 Lawrence Lessig, you need to have on the podcast, who wrote Republic Lost.

02:24:31.000 I talk about him all the time.

02:24:33.000 Lawrence Lessig will tell you right now.

02:24:35.000 He's at Harvard University.

02:24:37.000 He's a law professor.

02:24:38.000 And he said, your government does not represent you.

02:24:42.000 Of the gerrymandered districts, all these districts are gerrymandered.

02:24:46.000 You know what that means?

02:24:47.000 So the congressional districts are essentially, they're redrawn so that they favor one party or another.

02:24:56.000 Do you understand?

02:24:58.000 In terms of demographics?

02:24:59.000 Sure.

02:25:00.000 So a million Republicans in Massachusetts may as well not vote.

02:25:03.000 They're never going to win.

02:25:04.000 They're just not represented.

02:25:05.000 Because...

02:25:06.000 The districts are so gerrymandered that it's always going to be typically a Democrat.

02:25:12.000 That's one example, okay?

02:25:14.000 Of the 435 seats in Congress, The ones that aren't gerrymandered, the ones where your vote actually counts, there are about 35 of those seats.

02:25:24.000 About 35 of the 435. I think that's the number.

02:25:28.000 Just keep this in mind, too. 0.99

02:25:29.000 Every fucking congressman that you know spends 30 to 70 percent of his or her time calling for money, raising funds. 0.99

02:25:40.000 30%? 1.00

02:25:41.000 30 to 70% of their time.

02:25:43.000 That's insane.

02:25:43.000 And they do it, and this has been well documented, in Republic Lost, in so damn much money.

02:25:48.000 There are some very good books that I've read on this.

02:25:50.000 I've had Lessig on my podcast twice. 0.91

02:25:52.000 You've got to have him on because he's fucking important. 0.87

02:25:54.000 I'd be happy to. 0.97

02:25:54.000 He's so important to listen to. 0.97

02:25:57.000 How do you spell his name?

02:25:59.000 Lawrence and then Lessig.

02:26:00.000 S-L-E-S-S-I-G. And he does an amazing job.

02:26:05.000 He's got a great TED talk.

02:26:06.000 You can listen to it for 20 minutes.

02:26:07.000 That's all it is.

02:26:08.000 And just listen to him talk about how democracy doesn't work the way it does with money and politics now.

02:26:13.000 And he talks about campaign.

02:26:15.000 When you even say campaign finance reform, everybody zones out.

02:26:18.000 Those words are exhausting.

02:26:20.000 Like, oh, Jesus. 0.99

02:26:21.000 But he opens the book with this fucking amazing Thoreau quote. 0.98

02:26:25.000 And he talks about if you want to talk about the problems in this country, in our democracy. 0.97

02:26:29.000 And this Thoreau quote is, I see men everywhere hacking at the branches of evil while none are striking at the root. 0.98

02:26:35.000 It's a great fucking quote, right? 0.99

02:26:38.000 Damn, Thoreau had some good ones. 0.99

02:26:39.000 Yes, he had some good ones because that and my other favorite Mark Twain quote, loyalty to my country, always to my government, only when it deserves it. 0.97

02:26:48.000 It's two really cool quotes, but...

02:26:50.000 You know, he does a really good job of saying that 35 seats really matter.

02:26:54.000 And those are the only ones that matter.

02:26:56.000 Those are the only districts worth voting, you know, where it makes sense to vote, where if you're a Republican or a Democrat, where that's a contested seat.

02:27:04.000 But then...

02:27:07.000 Those congressional candidates, or those ones who are in the seats already, they have to raise money to stay in power.

02:27:14.000 So they're talking to their donors, and their fundraisers are the ones that are telling them what kind of issues they better hit on if they want the big donors.

02:27:23.000 That's so crazy. 0.95

02:27:24.000 What a goofy system. 0.98

02:27:25.000 It's a crazy system. 0.94

02:27:26.000 You know what's interesting though?

02:27:28.000 The system has affected the place where we came from.

02:27:31.000 Like, what if the United States didn't take off from Europe?

02:27:35.000 What if we didn't bail and start this thing up over here?

02:27:38.000 What would it be like over there? 0.99

02:27:39.000 Because what it was like over there was a bunch of kings and queens and shit. 0.99

02:27:42.000 That's right. 0.99

02:27:42.000 And it had been like that forever. 0.99

02:27:44.000 That's right. 1.00

02:27:44.000 And now, now it's kind of they have a queen, but it's bullshit. 1.00

02:27:48.000 You know, there's one prince who's getting married that, you know, people seem to give a fuck about. 1.00

02:27:52.000 I don't get it. 0.98

02:27:53.000 You know, George Washington said, right, when they wanted to make him king, he said, I didn't fight this revolutionary war to become George II. And George, George, King George was the king over there.

02:28:03.000 And when King George found out that George Washington refused the kingship, And said, no, I'm a president and I will serve a term and, you know, I'll go back to Monticello or wherever he's from.

02:28:15.000 Was that Jefferson or whatever?

02:28:17.000 Either way, he said, or Mount Vernon, he said, King George said, if he said that, he's the greatest man to ever live.

02:28:24.000 In fact, he rejected power.

02:28:26.000 But that's what George Washington said.

02:28:28.000 I fought.

02:28:28.000 I fought against monarchy.

02:28:31.000 What's amazing is that it's affected there.

02:28:33.000 Like, they go, oh, this works better.

02:28:35.000 Because it does.

02:28:36.000 But how did it set in over there?

02:28:39.000 That's what's fascinating.

02:28:40.000 Like, how did it eventually...

02:28:42.000 Like, they gave up power to sort of emulate the West.

02:28:46.000 Well, the British always had a tradition of this.

02:28:51.000 So, way before the Revolutionary War, way before the American Experiment, there was always...

02:28:57.000 In fact, I think it started with Henry VIII. There was always a contentious...

02:29:09.000 It's kind of hilarious.

02:29:11.000 It was always that issue.

02:29:12.000 But it's kind of hilarious that the king doesn't have to show any merit.

02:29:15.000 Like, they didn't rise through the ranks by hacking their way through a river of enemy.

02:29:19.000 They didn't just figure out a way to bring prosperity to the land and some people voted them as king.

02:29:25.000 Well, actually, it's actually fascinating that this small island of pale people basically controlled almost the entire world. 1.00

02:29:33.000 And one of the things that's given credit is that the British had this sort of religious idea almost.

02:29:38.000 It was called the Great Chain of Being.

02:29:40.000 And the Great Chain of Being was you have God at the top.

02:29:43.000 King is second place, then you have the aristocracy, then you have the nobility, the landed gentry, and then the serfs. 0.98

02:29:52.000 And for you to aspire out of your place, your God-given place, for you to say, I may be an aristocrat or a noble or a landed gentry, but someday I'm going to be the king, that would be considered fucking heresy. 0.99

02:30:07.000 That would be the equivalent of you saying, I think white people are better than black people today. 0.98

02:30:12.000 I mean, you just didn't do it.

02:30:13.000 Someone's going to take that and use it as a quote.

02:30:14.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:30:15.000 You're going to get in trouble now.

02:30:16.000 I know.

02:30:16.000 I know they're going to isolate.

02:30:17.000 You can't even say that.

02:30:18.000 You have to pause in between each one and say other words.

02:30:20.000 Yeah, God.

02:30:20.000 You have to speak in code.

02:30:22.000 No!

02:30:22.000 You're right.

02:30:23.000 I worry about that stuff.

02:30:24.000 But you would not...

02:30:26.000 Yeah, you couldn't do it.

02:30:26.000 But that created an incredible order.

02:30:28.000 And it created a very, very good system to get shit done. 0.94

02:30:32.000 When people all were in their place doing their duty, it was very easy to organize. 0.98

02:30:38.000 Right.

02:30:38.000 But not to innovate.

02:30:40.000 Right.

02:30:41.000 Not to take big giant changes like America has done.

02:30:45.000 No, but the Brits were great innovators because they...

02:30:47.000 They did fine.

02:30:48.000 But what I'm saying is they don't have the freedom that they had over here.

02:30:52.000 If you don't have a caste system, you have the ability to rise from the bottom to the top.

02:30:57.000 Now we're here.

02:30:57.000 That's right.

02:30:58.000 That is what is most attractive about America.

02:31:01.000 Yes, potential.

02:31:02.000 Potential.

02:31:03.000 That's why we haven't had revolutions.

02:31:04.000 That's why we don't have the poor confiscating the wealth of the rich because the poor have to believe they're going to be rich.

02:31:09.000 Yeah.

02:31:11.000 That's a huge, that's a huge issue now.

02:31:13.000 I have a lot of friends who come over from England, man, and they just talk about that, like how you could actually do something here and people are supportive.

02:31:21.000 Yeah.

02:31:21.000 They don't shoot you down.

02:31:22.000 Like he said, there's a thing that happens over there where they, they don't want to see anybody succeed.

02:31:27.000 They try to put you in your place and they try to downplay the possibility of your success right, right to your face.

02:31:34.000 It's very gauche to try to aspire to something.

02:31:37.000 Yeah.

02:31:37.000 And Scandinavia has the same issue.

02:31:39.000 It's old Europe thinking, right? 0.78

02:31:42.000 That's got to be exhausting.

02:31:43.000 It's why when Hollande of France started talking about taxing the rich 75% of their income, it was met with a great deal of support because it wasn't workable, but there's always been a real suspicion in Europe of people with too much money because they become aristocracy and they become oppressive.

02:32:06.000 That's echoed by what you're hearing today about the elite, the one percenters, you know? 1.00

02:32:11.000 The problem with wealth inequality in this country.

02:32:15.000 It's called Marxism.

02:32:16.000 Wealth inequality, man.

02:32:17.000 It's called a march.

02:32:20.000 We're dealing with cultural Marxism and, you know.

02:32:24.000 That's always going to be there.

02:32:25.000 It's a very easy, good guy, bad guy thing.

02:32:28.000 What people don't realize is that wealth is always changing.

02:32:31.000 You don't start wealthy.

02:32:33.000 A lot of people started poor, then they got wealthy, then they lost their money, and they got wealthy again.

02:32:38.000 There is, however, a concentration of a great deal of wealth in very few hands.

02:32:43.000 If you look at Google, Amazon, and Apple, and Facebook, I think they only employ about 500,000 people total.

02:32:51.000 And they have so much wealth.

02:32:53.000 So, you know, the question is, what do we do about universal income?

02:32:56.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

02:32:57.000 And I think this is all going to come to a head with AI. I really do.

02:33:01.000 I think things are going to be automated in a way that...

02:33:04.000 So nobody has a job?

02:33:04.000 Yeah.

02:33:05.000 I think it's going to eliminate all driving jobs.

02:33:07.000 I think that's within 20 years of our life.

02:33:09.000 We're going to be looking back at driving your own car the way we look back at drum brakes.

02:33:13.000 I know.

02:33:13.000 So now what?

02:33:14.000 What do we do with human beings?

02:33:15.000 That's a good question.

02:33:15.000 Very good question.

02:33:16.000 With an outdated piece of machinery.

02:33:18.000 Very good question.

02:33:19.000 Like, is it manufacturing, you know, that we need robots for?

02:33:24.000 And maybe there's other things other than driving.

02:33:27.000 Manufacturing and driving.

02:33:28.000 Maybe there's other things that people would be...

02:33:30.000 Cashiers, too.

02:33:30.000 You're not going to have cashiers.

02:33:31.000 Yeah, you're right.

02:33:31.000 You put your tray into a, you know, thing.

02:33:34.000 Burger-flippin' robot.

02:33:35.000 Flippy starts shift at Cali Burger.

02:33:37.000 There you go.

02:33:38.000 They got a burger-flippin' robot. 1.00

02:33:39.000 That's fucking great. 0.99

02:33:40.000 So he's going to get a perfect burger. 1.00

02:33:41.000 You're not going to have some kid talking about pussy, forgetting about your burger. 1.00

02:33:44.000 You get an overcooked burger. 1.00

02:33:45.000 Yeah.

02:33:46.000 Right?

02:33:46.000 Yeah.

02:33:46.000 There you go.

02:33:47.000 So if that's the case, then it seems to me that we have to figure out what to do with all this leisure time, but we have to pay people.

02:33:54.000 It could be real weird, man.

02:33:55.000 I think it's one of those things that's creeping up on us, sort of like the internet creeped up on us.

02:33:59.000 Like the internet came, and out of nowhere, all of a sudden, everyone had access to Any answer to any question you ever wanted.

02:34:06.000 You could watch videos on anything.

02:34:08.000 You could learn how to do anything online.

02:34:10.000 I mean, there's a YouTube video where you can learn basically how to crochet.

02:34:14.000 You could learn how to tan your own leather.

02:34:16.000 You could learn how to build a bomb. 1.00

02:34:18.000 You could fucking do anything. 0.99

02:34:19.000 You could just constantly be taking in information. 0.99

02:34:23.000 That's just the beginning.

02:34:24.000 I think one day within the next 10, 20 years, they're going to have everything automated.

02:34:31.000 Before it's artificial intelligence, it's just going to be a super efficient robot that can do whatever task you program it to do.

02:34:38.000 It's going to be way better at it than people.

02:34:40.000 It'd be pointless to have a person do that thing.

02:34:42.000 And then we've got to decide what to do with all these people.

02:34:45.000 And there's going to be a lot of us.

02:34:47.000 A lot.

02:34:47.000 There's going to be a lot of us.

02:34:48.000 It's called the jobocalypse.

02:34:49.000 Yeah.

02:34:50.000 So what do we do?

02:34:51.000 Is that what they're calling it?

02:34:52.000 Yeah.

02:34:53.000 Because 47% of...

02:34:55.000 Cover of a magazine.

02:34:56.000 What is it?

02:34:57.000 Humility is the new smart.

02:34:58.000 There's this book about this 47% of all jobs that we know of now, at least in this country, are going to be obsolete in the next 20 years.

02:35:06.000 Do you think we'll adapt? 0.95

02:35:07.000 Yes, human beings are fucking adaptable. 0.97

02:35:10.000 I hope we just get more creative. 0.94

02:35:12.000 I hope people start doing things more with their hands.

02:35:15.000 Already are.

02:35:15.000 Yeah.

02:35:16.000 We already are.

02:35:17.000 I mean, there's more access to expressing yourself. 0.99

02:35:19.000 The problem is it becomes like the cult of the amateur where you just got a lot of bullshit out there, but... 0.93

02:35:24.000 I do think that we will be in a place... 0.93

02:35:29.000 Well, like, you know, if you look at where philosophy...

02:35:32.000 So, what was it?

02:35:34.000 The rise of European Western civilization? 0.98

02:35:38.000 What the fuck was it? 0.98

02:35:39.000 Oh, anyway, if you look at how the Greeks were able to export timber, wine, and olive oil... 0.99

02:35:50.000 It gave their economy some money and they had leisure time.

02:35:54.000 They didn't have to live on subsistence.

02:35:55.000 They could trade for things that they needed as opposed to making them themselves.

02:35:59.000 So the Greece, ancient Greece, was fairly wealthy in comparison and it gave a large sector of their population, at least the richer population, time to do things like not be in the fields all day, but rather time to sit around, eat and think and talk.

02:36:15.000 Right.

02:36:15.000 Write books.

02:36:16.000 Sure, which is probably where a lot of, like, Socrates and Plato and Aristotle benefited from, right?

02:36:22.000 Sure.

02:36:22.000 So you wonder, like, as we get to a point where we don't have to do so much, it becomes very easy to keep our bodies in homeostasis, right?

02:36:30.000 Keep our bodies at the right temperature, and we just need a certain amount of food and shelter.

02:36:35.000 And then, look at how cheap entertainment is.

02:36:38.000 I mean, look at Netflix.

02:36:39.000 I mean, it's ten bucks a month.

02:36:40.000 You can watch anything you want, right?

02:36:41.000 All day, forever.

02:36:42.000 Sure.

02:36:43.000 So then, like, what do we do, man?

02:36:45.000 What do we do with our time?

02:36:47.000 Well, we didn't have to think about what we were going to do from 1820 to 2020. We didn't have to think about it.

02:36:55.000 It just sort of happened.

02:36:56.000 And I think that's going to happen as well.

02:36:58.000 But I think we're going to have to adjust, obviously, the advice we give to children as far as what's necessary and what's not necessary.

02:37:04.000 I don't know what to tell my kids.

02:37:04.000 I don't know what to tell your kids either.

02:37:06.000 That's the thing.

02:37:06.000 They're going to have to figure it out as they go along, but they've got to be flexible.

02:37:10.000 You know?

02:37:10.000 You gotta be flexible.

02:37:11.000 I also think, and this is why I've been thinking this a lot lately, I think we have to move.

02:37:16.000 I think California is over-fucking-populated, and I think it's going to get to a point in our lifetime where it's not a smart place to be. 0.89

02:37:23.000 Really? 0.98

02:37:24.000 Yeah.

02:37:24.000 There's way too many people.

02:37:26.000 I mean, you know, you go to the airport all the time.

02:37:28.000 You know that drive.

02:37:29.000 I had to do it the other day at 8 o'clock in the morning.

02:37:32.000 I was like, this is hilarious.

02:37:34.000 Or you'll get to a point where you won't have to fly.

02:37:36.000 You'll get to a point where...

02:37:38.000 Yeah, that's true, but the sheer number of people, if anything goes wrong, all in this one spot, it's just not wise.

02:37:44.000 It doesn't feel good.

02:37:46.000 Yeah, I know what you mean.

02:37:46.000 I always feel unsafe.

02:37:48.000 It doesn't feel good.

02:37:49.000 It feels like people aren't that valuable.

02:37:51.000 They're everywhere.

02:37:52.000 We're infested.

02:37:53.000 We should go to a place with less.

02:37:55.000 Alvin Toffler, I think that's who it was, the futurist, who said, you've got to learn how to learn, unlearn, and relearn. 0.95

02:38:00.000 And that's the only way we're going to survive in the fucking 21st century. 0.85

02:38:03.000 I'm not really worried about people surviving. 0.97

02:38:05.000 I think we're going to be okay in that regard, as long as we don't get hit by anything.

02:38:09.000 Like, we don't get Putin, or we don't get hit by an asteroid, or we don't get hit by a supervolcano, which are all those things that are actually really possible.

02:38:17.000 I mean, no one wants to think that we can get attacked by Russia, but frickin' for sure we can.

02:38:22.000 All sorts of weird scenarios can present themselves in this wacky life with a bunch of things falling into place in the wrong way.

02:38:27.000 All of a sudden, you got World War II. It's happened. 0.88

02:38:30.000 I mean, that's just the nature of humans.

02:38:32.000 And if we deny the past, ah, that was then.

02:38:35.000 We're different now.

02:38:36.000 If we don't look at this rationally, we can realize, like, how precarious we are.

02:38:40.000 Now that is just one thing that we can kind of control. 0.98

02:38:43.000 Hopefully human beings can control their impulses to fucking hit the button. 0.92

02:38:47.000 Yeah, but there's that thing that Nalim Taseb, what's his name? 0.98

02:38:53.000 Nassim Taleb, who talks about the black swan.

02:38:56.000 So know that there's always a black swan.

02:38:58.000 Know that the aberration, know that history is full of things you never saw coming.

02:39:03.000 Hitler. 0.57

02:39:05.000 Hitler, the financial crisis, the housing crisis, it goes on and on, and history is full of that. 0.85

02:39:10.000 Most wars start as a weekend skirmish, and people kind of leave for the weekend, leave all their stuff, and it's going to be over, and before you know it, it's a 30-year civil war that's happened in Lebanon.

02:39:20.000 That's where Taleb's from.

02:39:22.000 So, you've got to at least know that you're not going to be able to predict the future, but know that the unpredictable will always be present, and will always take what you...

02:39:32.000 Took to be reality and flip it on its fucking head and I think robotics and I think AI are certainly You know that tidal wave do you worry at all about superpower struggles between like the United States and China United States and Russia way less only because I think that there's less there's less profit in violent warfare and It just doesn't profit anybody.

02:39:56.000 There's way more profit in trade and dealing with, you know, you're gonna have issues like this tariff issue, but for the most part... 0.89

02:40:02.000 So the biggest advantage is that there isn't a whole lot of advantage for a country to take over territory, because that's not what makes you wealthier.

02:40:14.000 So if Russia came in and took over Silicon Valley, there's nothing to take over. 0.89

02:40:20.000 I don't think they're talking about doing that.

02:40:21.000 I think they're talking about dropping a bomb somewhere.

02:40:24.000 What they're saying is essentially that they're not talking about invading the United States. 0.99

02:40:28.000 That's ridiculous. 0.90

02:40:29.000 They would never do that. 0.96

02:40:30.000 The real question is unless they nuked us first.

02:40:32.000 But why would they drop a bomb?

02:40:34.000 Well, there might be some reason why they feel backed into a corner.

02:40:37.000 They have a lot of financial interest in the United States.

02:40:39.000 Sure.

02:40:40.000 Yeah, it's not likely unless they feel like there was some way where they would benefit extremely well from having us debilitated.

02:40:47.000 It's not likely because we would attack back and it's mutually assured destruction, right? 0.98

02:40:51.000 But the fact that a person could make the decision whether or not to do that or whether or not that's logical and you're relying on a person who's essentially a murderous dictator running this fucking crazy half-assed government over there. 0.98

02:41:04.000 I mean, what is he doing over there? 0.97

02:41:06.000 I mean, just from what you know about Russia's state-sponsored doping program, what that guy went straight up to Putin. 0.99

02:41:13.000 Everybody knew what the fuck they were doing. 0.98

02:41:15.000 They were doing it on purpose. 1.00

02:41:16.000 I mean, that's a crazy country, man.

02:41:18.000 It's crazy.

02:41:19.000 And it's 2018, and it's still crazy.

02:41:22.000 Well, it's run by one idea, which is might makes right.

02:41:26.000 The male with the biggest club is the male that calls all the shots.

02:41:31.000 That's a big concern with me, but my real big concern are natural things.

02:41:36.000 Pandemics, pandemic virus.

02:41:38.000 Nuclear accidents.

02:41:39.000 Nuclear accidents and earthquakes.

02:41:43.000 Earthquakes, the big one for me, super volcano.

02:41:46.000 That is an inevitable reality that we're going to have to face one day.

02:41:50.000 Whether it's 100 years from now or it's 10 years from now, Yellowstone is going to blow.

02:41:54.000 They don't know when, but it could be any time.

02:41:57.000 And it could take out the entire continent.

02:42:00.000 The whole continent.

02:42:01.000 Yeah.

02:42:01.000 If the Yellowstone blows, they say every 600,000 to 800,000 years, it's a continent killer.

02:42:06.000 It just blows and everybody's fucked. 0.97

02:42:08.000 And the last time it happened was 600,000 years ago. 0.99

02:42:12.000 So it might be 200,000 years before it happens again.

02:42:14.000 And who knows?

02:42:15.000 We might figure out how to drill a hole in there and pop it like Dr. Pimple Popper. 0.94

02:42:19.000 You ever see that Instagram page?

02:42:20.000 Sure have.

02:42:21.000 She drills a hole in there like a pimple and squirts all that lava out. 1.00

02:42:24.000 And maybe it's okay.

02:42:25.000 Get out of here, yeah.

02:42:26.000 Maybe that'll keep it from blowing up.

02:42:28.000 But if it blows, dude.

02:42:29.000 They have thousands of earthquakes every year.

02:42:31.000 Thousands.

02:42:32.000 Thousands.

02:42:33.000 Just constantly moving and rumbling.

02:42:34.000 There's just loose crust.

02:42:36.000 And underneath is this gigantic reservoir of melting rock.

02:42:41.000 Melted rock. 0.99

02:42:42.000 Melted rock that shoots into the fucking sky. 1.00

02:42:45.000 It's giant. 1.00

02:42:45.000 The very blood of the earth. 1.00

02:42:47.000 Oh, it's so big.

02:42:47.000 They didn't even know it was a volcano until like...

02:42:51.000 I think it was 20, maybe 20 years ago, they started doing overhead satellite photos, and they're like, oh, Jesus.

02:42:59.000 And they thought it was just like a hotbed of, you know, geosolar activity or what it would be, not geosolar.

02:43:06.000 Geothermal.

02:43:07.000 Geothermal activity.

02:43:08.000 You know, they had Old Faithful spray water up in the sky, and they realized, oh, there's something going on underneath the surface. 0.91

02:43:13.000 And then they get these satellite photos, and they realized, holy shit, this is a crater. 0.50

02:43:20.000 This thing is a crater that used to be a mountain that exploded. 0.75

02:43:25.000 And I want to say it's something like...

02:43:27.000 How wide is the...

02:43:30.000 I don't want to mess this up.

02:43:32.000 I want to say it's like 600 kilometers wide.

02:43:35.000 Jesus.

02:43:36.000 Yeah, it's an enormous volcano.

02:43:38.000 So the core of the earth we know is molten lava? 0.99

02:43:41.000 No, there's a bunch of shit down there that's not good. 0.99

02:43:44.000 What is it? 0.99

02:43:45.000 Okay.

02:43:46.000 Okay.

02:43:47.000 No, it's 35 miles, 50 mile long.

02:43:50.000 Okay.

02:43:50.000 Don't you think it's weird that there are so many different kinds of realities?

02:43:53.000 So the reality that if you go up into the stars, it's a different reality.

02:43:58.000 And if you go away in the microscopic level, it's a totally different reality.

02:44:02.000 Then you can go to the subatomic level.

02:44:04.000 Look at this.

02:44:04.000 The region's most recent caldera forming eruption was 640,000 years ago.

02:44:09.000 Creating the 35-mile-wide, 50-mile-long Yellowstone caldera. 0.88

02:44:14.000 Okay, I fucked up the distance. 0.98

02:44:15.000 But still, that's pretty goddamn big. 0.97

02:44:17.000 So a 50-mile-long, 35-mile-wide volcano that just blows up to the point where the top's not there anymore. 0.97

02:44:25.000 It just shoots off shit a mile into the sky, and then you get nuclear winter all over the globe, and anything even remotely near it gets cooked instantly.

02:44:33.000 Is that right? 1.00

02:44:34.000 Oh, yeah, you're fucked. 1.00

02:44:35.000 So we're all dead. 1.00

02:44:36.000 Oh, we're dead as fuck. 1.00

02:44:37.000 We're dead as fuck. 1.00

02:44:39.000 If Yellowstone blows, we don't have a chance. 1.00

02:44:42.000 We'll be dead in a couple of weeks.

02:44:44.000 The people I've talked to that kind of like they'll lose a leg to a shark or something and they end up dying.

02:44:51.000 They pass out.

02:44:54.000 They all said that it was super peaceful.

02:44:58.000 They just got this overwhelming sense of peace and they were like, oh, I'm going to die now.

02:45:02.000 Oh.

02:45:03.000 Yeah.

02:45:04.000 That's the brain.

02:45:05.000 The brain's pumping out that dopamine and dimethyltryptamine and all these different things to try to transition you.

02:45:12.000 Yeah, but existence is a weird thing.

02:45:14.000 What do you think happens?

02:45:15.000 I don't know, man.

02:45:17.000 When you go.

02:45:18.000 My feeling is that, talking to this quantum physicist, this badass dude, I feel like...

02:45:25.000 There must be this idea that existence is a question of...

02:45:31.000 He was talking about existence is a question of the question...

02:45:33.000 What question are you asking and where are you standing?

02:45:36.000 So there are different forms of existence, right?

02:45:39.000 So there are different forms of reality.

02:45:41.000 Like there's the subatomic reality.

02:45:44.000 There's the Newtonian reality that you can measure and see.

02:45:47.000 We're here...

02:45:48.000 If I was looking at Los Angeles from a plane, that's a different perspective.

02:45:51.000 It might be a different kind of reality.

02:45:54.000 He kind of like said, most physicists, he was trying to explain what existence is, right?

02:45:59.000 And how it's meaningless. 0.99

02:46:00.000 And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

02:46:01.000 He was talking about mathematics. 0.99

02:46:03.000 And he said, well, this is a reality to us because of where we are standing.

02:46:10.000 And the space-time continuum that we are occupying right now.

02:46:14.000 So we are here and all that you are experiencing may not, may very well not even be a reality right over in this direction. 0.98

02:46:25.000 So I said, what the fuck do you mean? 0.98

02:46:27.000 That's what dudes say when they sit around with legal papers all day. 1.00

02:46:30.000 They write a bunch of shit and nobody fucks them. 1.00

02:46:32.000 Well, that's... 1.00

02:46:34.000 Well, that's what I mean. 1.00

02:46:35.000 And I go, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

02:46:38.000 And he said, he's going to win a Nobel Prize. 0.99

02:46:40.000 And he said, okay, I guess the best way to put it is, think of you having virtual reality goggles on, and people are splashing water on you as you're in the water, and you're getting rocked back and forth.

02:46:53.000 I guess that's the best way to describe what you consider to be your reality.

02:46:58.000 I was like, alright, alright.

02:47:00.000 Maybe.

02:47:01.000 I don't know.

02:47:02.000 Maybe.

02:47:03.000 Maybe.

02:47:03.000 But they seem to be able to prove a lot of this in...

02:47:06.000 Like, what's fascinating to me is...

02:47:09.000 I didn't know how to get into this, but he was talking about how electrons can communicate with each other, like on a sheet of metal, and they don't see each other.

02:47:18.000 In terms of the electrons, they're light years away, but they completely all work together.

02:47:22.000 How do they work together?

02:47:23.000 There's a mathematical way of proving.

02:47:26.000 Hall's theorem is a mathematical sort of algorithm that proves.

02:47:31.000 The answer to that is that there's an invisible conductor.

02:47:35.000 A higher intelligence, an emergent intelligence, is dictating that communication.

02:47:43.000 An intelligence or an order?

02:47:44.000 An order.

02:47:45.000 Right, but not intelligence as we would think about it.

02:47:48.000 So intelligence is the wrong way to say it, and he said that to me too, because I said intelligence and he said order.

02:47:51.000 And you're right.

02:47:52.000 So there's an order, right?

02:47:54.000 So there's an order to the chaos, right?

02:47:57.000 So the way schools of fish, but you know, schools of fish and birds, guess what else behaves that way?

02:48:02.000 Inert matter.

02:48:04.000 Electrons.

02:48:04.000 Why?

02:48:05.000 Well, that's one of the things that they think is going on with birds.

02:48:07.000 It's one of the reasons why birds have some sort of internal compass.

02:48:10.000 And that they literally react to the poles of the earth.

02:48:15.000 Like, they know when migrating birds, they know which way to go.

02:48:20.000 Like, they really do, somehow or another.

02:48:21.000 But they also know not to fly into each other.

02:48:24.000 Like when you see them all flying together and they move in tandem.

02:48:27.000 Yes.

02:48:28.000 It's insane.

02:48:28.000 It's gorgeous.

02:48:29.000 It's insane.

02:48:29.000 It's gorgeous.

02:48:30.000 But you know your brain is the same way.

02:48:32.000 So the neurons?

02:48:33.000 Yeah.

02:48:33.000 There's no reason.

02:48:34.000 It makes no sense that the neurons.

02:48:36.000 So each neuron is just essentially an on-off switch or whatever it is.

02:48:41.000 But for whatever reason, all of those neurons have self-organized.

02:48:46.000 Who organized them?

02:48:47.000 They self-organized.

02:48:50.000 That's what's fascinating.

02:48:51.000 And the way your brain has self-organized, so has this sheet of metal.

02:48:56.000 And he kind of proved, he sat around, and I think he's 38 or 39, and he solved this theorem called Hall's theorem.

02:49:03.000 It took them three years to make sure he was right.

02:49:05.000 Don't you think that happens when there's like a big mass event, like mob mentality?

02:49:13.000 Don't you think that's part of what is going on with mob mentality?

02:49:16.000 That things happen and things can get chaotic and people just go with it.

02:49:20.000 They go with it in mob.

02:49:23.000 I think the origin of that is probably survival instincts in war.

02:49:27.000 That in war, you have to accept unbelievably barbaric reality.

02:49:34.000 And so you have to be able to slide into that. 0.98

02:49:36.000 We're killing everybody with axes. 0.99

02:49:37.000 Let's go. 1.00

02:49:38.000 And then everybody else is doing it.

02:49:40.000 I guess I'm in.

02:49:41.000 And then you start hacking people up.

02:49:42.000 Well, you would never do it By yourself, if it was just totally up to you.

02:49:47.000 You find yourself getting caught up in the wave of where the human hive is moving. 0.95

02:49:53.000 All these people are moving towards violence or moving towards chaos.

02:49:56.000 People get wrapped up in these mob mentality moments in a very, very big way.

02:50:01.000 Well, you can also go...

02:50:03.000 You can actually...

02:50:03.000 You can step back from that and actually...

02:50:08.000 You can explain that, actually, when you look at bacteria, certain bacteria, and certain insect colonies.

02:50:15.000 And let me explain.

02:50:16.000 So, somebody like Antonio DeMasi, who is a behavioral scientist who wrote a fucking great book, but very dense, called The Strange Order of Things.

02:50:26.000 And he talks about how human beings behave in a certain way, like their feelings Are directly related to their biology because their feelings are essentially the voices or the mechanism by which you know whether or not to bring your body back into homeostasis when it's out of homeostasis,

02:50:48.000 when it's out of this homeodynamic actually state, right?

02:50:51.000 So in other words, that mob is probably going in there with axes because they perceive, the feelings are they perceive a threat Bacteria actually behave the exact same way.

02:51:17.000 And you can put bacteria into certain, and there's a scientist who does this a lot, you can put them into certain conditions where the bacteria will behave like they'll do some fascinating things.

02:51:27.000 Not only will they fucking take over the other bacteria and go out into an all-out war and kill mercilessly the other bacteria, but sometimes when they find they can't kill that bacteria, they'll actually cooperate with that bacteria.

02:51:40.000 Now, how about this? 0.99

02:51:41.000 Within the ranks of their own bacteria, the bacteria that are not pulling their weight, that tend to be lazier than the other bacteria, even though they're the same species, those bacteria will be fucking shunned. 0.96

02:51:53.000 They'll be pushed out. 0.98

02:51:55.000 Like people.

02:51:56.000 Like people.

02:51:57.000 They're the weak link.

02:52:00.000 Insects, If you look at insect colonies, they behave very much like human cultures do. 1.00

02:52:06.000 You got an ant that's protecting the queen ant, or a bee that's protecting the queen bee, you have soldiers that do the fighting, you have workers that do the working, and they self-organize in this incredible way.

02:52:20.000 And nobody's really, it's not like it's somebody, it's not a top-down thing, it's sort of a genetically programmed thing, but their behavior is very similar.

02:52:29.000 Their behavior, so even with bacteria, when they can't beat this bacteria, they'll join forces with that bacteria to defeat the other bacteria that's weaker.

02:52:38.000 And it's fascinating.

02:52:39.000 So even on the unicellular level, you see striking similarities between humans and even bacteria.

02:52:47.000 Now, add to that the fact that only one in ten of your cells as a human being is actually human, and the rest is bacteria.

02:52:55.000 In fact, you as a human might be the patina. 0.97

02:52:58.000 You're just the patina. 0.95

02:53:01.000 On a background of bacteria. 1.00

02:53:03.000 So, maybe bacteria is dictating how the fuck you behave and not you. 0.99

02:53:07.000 Well, the bacteria is also on the outside. 1.00

02:53:09.000 And inside and outside.

02:53:10.000 Skin floor is incredibly important.

02:53:12.000 Yes.

02:53:12.000 And your gut.

02:53:12.000 That's why I always recommend people eat probiotics.

02:53:15.000 Yes.

02:53:15.000 It's one of the things that helps you with diseases.

02:53:18.000 And then natural oil soaps and non-antibacterial soaps.

02:53:22.000 That's very important.

02:53:23.000 So that's right.

02:53:25.000 So keeping your biodome in order, which is the new science, might also be dictating your very behavior.

02:53:33.000 I think it does.

02:53:34.000 I think when I eat healthier and I eat a lot of probiotics, I feel more at ease.

02:53:39.000 I feel more comfortable.

02:53:40.000 I heard you have to be careful with probiotics because you can throw off your gut level, too.

02:53:44.000 Well, what are you eating, though?

02:53:45.000 I'm eating it in food.

02:53:46.000 I've decided a long time ago that, I mean, you can take some probiotic pills and stuff like that, and I definitely take some when I'm on the road. 0.96

02:53:54.000 I bring that on at total gut health because if I'm on the road, I don't know what the fuck I'm eating, right? 0.72

02:53:58.000 I want to make sure I'm getting good food. 0.84

02:53:59.000 But while I'm at home, I eat a lot of fermented vegetables.

02:54:02.000 That's good.

02:54:03.000 I've been into a lot of that.

02:54:04.000 I eat kimchi, like, almost every day.

02:54:06.000 Well, because you're an extremist, and I know you do.

02:54:08.000 But it is good.

02:54:09.000 If you feel good, then you feel good. 1.00

02:54:11.000 That shit, that kombucha is fucking phenomenal, that GT's kombucha. 1.00

02:54:14.000 I heard somebody in my family got endometrial cancer, and the doctor said, the surgeon who deals with this exclusively said, do me a favor and just don't drink these for a while. 1.00

02:54:28.000 Whoa.

02:54:28.000 And she goes, why?

02:54:30.000 And he said, I can't prove this yet, but I see a direct link between this type of cancer and women who drink a lot of probiotic drinks like this. 1.00

02:54:38.000 No shit. 1.00

02:54:39.000 Yes. 0.99

02:54:40.000 See if you can find anything on that. 1.00

02:54:42.000 Women drink probiotic drinks cause cancer, and then women drinks martinis blowjobs. 1.00

02:54:49.000 Put that all together. 1.00

02:54:50.000 Hey, man!

02:54:51.000 Come on, dude!

02:54:52.000 That's too much!

02:54:53.000 Just kidding.

02:54:54.000 Just kidding. 0.99

02:54:54.000 Just fucking kidding. 0.99

02:54:55.000 Just kidding. 0.99

02:54:56.000 Almost kidding.

02:54:56.000 That would be terrifying, man, if that was the case.

02:54:59.000 Yeah.

02:54:59.000 Well, I would think maybe there's a certain level.

02:55:02.000 Like, if you were a nutty person who drank, like, really powerful kombucha all day.

02:55:07.000 Like, all you drank is kombucha.

02:55:09.000 Yeah.

02:55:10.000 Like, your body might be overwhelmed.

02:55:11.000 An extreme is intimidating, right?

02:55:12.000 I mean, you gotta have balance.

02:55:15.000 The question is this, too.

02:55:16.000 What's the metric for how many vitamins you need?

02:55:19.000 Right.

02:55:19.000 And then, on top of that, if you have enough, what does adding more to that do?

02:55:24.000 Does it help you?

02:55:25.000 Does it do nothing?

02:55:26.000 Does it do harm?

02:55:27.000 Right.

02:55:28.000 Is it the same for you as it is for Brendan?

02:55:32.000 Is it the same for me?

02:55:33.000 How is there a USDA when everybody's body is so radically different sized?

02:55:38.000 How come 1,000 milligrams is good for this guy and it's not good for him? 0.95

02:55:43.000 I think that there's a lot of people, too, that are probably just not getting the right fucking combinations of food, too. 0.91

02:55:51.000 You just need to experiment, figure out what's the right combinations of things for you. 0.94

02:55:56.000 That was what the whole Gracie diet was based on. 1.00

02:55:59.000 The Gracie diet was based on you shouldn't eat certain foods in combination because the enzymes that are to break down fruit are not good to mix with the enzymes that break down meat, and you should eat them separate from each other.

02:56:12.000 They had a bunch of whole theories about that stuff.

02:56:15.000 What do you think if there were certain truths about diet after all this time?

02:56:21.000 Like certain truths, right?

02:56:22.000 There's giant variations between human requirements.

02:56:26.000 That's what I've found, to be truth.

02:56:28.000 I've stopped saying for a long time ago that you should do this.

02:56:30.000 One thing you should definitely do is eat healthy, right?

02:56:33.000 So what's eating healthy?

02:56:34.000 I don't think there's anything wrong unless you have some sort of a disease.

02:56:36.000 I don't think there's anything wrong with eating a bunch of green leafy vegetables. 1.00

02:56:40.000 I think that shit's very important for you. 1.00

02:56:42.000 I do it. 1.00

02:56:42.000 I feel better when I do it. 1.00

02:56:44.000 My body feels like...

02:56:45.000 When I eat a big-ass salad, like a spinach salad, my body always feels like this, like...

02:56:50.000 Yeah.

02:56:51.000 You know, like you got it in there.

02:56:52.000 That's what I was looking for.

02:56:53.000 I was looking for some of that green leafy stuff, all those phytonutrients.

02:56:56.000 That to me, that just, it feels like my body jives with that.

02:57:01.000 Yep.

02:57:02.000 Elk.

02:57:03.000 Wild game meat.

02:57:04.000 Tastes better, feels different.

02:57:05.000 It's how we've evolved.

02:57:06.000 It's different.

02:57:07.000 It's just different.

02:57:08.000 I know it is.

02:57:09.000 Everybody's been saying it forever, and then when I eat it, I go, oh, ooh.

02:57:13.000 Like, it gives you that salad thing times five.

02:57:15.000 Right.

02:57:16.000 It's like, whoa.

02:57:17.000 Like, when I eat a nice steak, it feels good.

02:57:19.000 I like a nice steak, but it's a lazy nice.

02:57:22.000 It's a lazy meat.

02:57:23.000 If I cut into nice American corn-fed steak, tastes delicious, but it's a lazy meat.

02:57:28.000 I cut into a piece of elk, I go like, oh.

02:57:32.000 It just rumbles somewhere deep in your DNA. You eat a deer.

02:57:36.000 There's something about eating a deer. 1.00

02:57:37.000 Your body's like, this motherfucker was sprinting all day. 0.99

02:57:40.000 You know, there's something in there that's different. 1.00

02:57:43.000 You're eating an animal that has this vitality to it, a wild vitality.

02:57:47.000 Charles Poliquin, you know, the strength coach, talks about, he goes, for me, I have to eat, my favorite meat is the longhorn antelope in the north of Canada.

02:57:56.000 They spend a lot of time running away from wolves.

02:57:58.000 So, you know, the glycogen in the meat is always...

02:58:01.000 They always have a high level of glycogen.

02:58:03.000 It's like a meat fudge. 1.00

02:58:04.000 And, of course, you have to kill them from helicopter. 1.00

02:58:06.000 You can't. 1.00

02:58:07.000 You're not allowed to kill them anywhere else. 1.00

02:58:08.000 So you shoot them from helicopter. 0.99

02:58:10.000 And there's only one meat store in Toronto that I go to. 0.96

02:58:12.000 I'm like, all right, dude.

02:58:13.000 Take it easy. 0.96

02:58:14.000 But it does sound fucking delicious. 0.99

02:58:16.000 Canada has antelopes? 0.97

02:58:16.000 Maybe it's a type of antelope, yeah. 0.97

02:58:18.000 Sure it's not caribou?

02:58:19.000 No, it's a type of antelope, I think.

02:58:21.000 Wow.

02:58:22.000 Yeah, and maybe it's caribou, but I think it's antelope.

02:58:25.000 Maybe, I don't know, but either way, they run away from wolves all day, and the glycogen is really high.

02:58:29.000 Well, we're going Axis deer hunting.

02:58:32.000 Maybe that's what it is.

02:58:33.000 In Hawaii?

02:58:33.000 Oh.

02:58:34.000 It's probably not, but Axis deer, they evolved in India, running away from tigers.

02:58:39.000 They're an Asian deer, and their natural enemy is tigers.

02:58:43.000 Phew.

02:58:43.000 You have never seen an animal.

02:58:45.000 I shot at a deer that was 40 yards away.

02:58:48.000 It looked at me.

02:58:49.000 I let the arrow go.

02:58:50.000 By the time the arrow got to it, it was nowhere near where it was.

02:58:54.000 What?

02:58:55.000 My arrow goes 280 feet per second.

02:58:58.000 The arrow, once it left the string, was headed towards that thing at 280 feet per second.

02:59:03.000 That deer was nowhere near it.

02:59:05.000 Wow!

02:59:05.000 He was six, seven feet away.

02:59:09.000 Like, gone.

02:59:09.000 The arrow went right into the bushes and he was over there.

02:59:12.000 Goddamn! 0.99

02:59:12.000 See ya! 0.99

02:59:13.000 You can see nothing like it.

02:59:14.000 They're like from the Matrix.

02:59:16.000 Let me see an access tier.

02:59:17.000 Big?

02:59:18.000 It's about 130 to 150 pounds for a big one.

02:59:23.000 Not quite as big as a whitetail, like a northern whitetail like we hunted in...

02:59:28.000 That looks a lot bigger than it really is.

02:59:32.000 See if you can find the picture of the one that I shot.

02:59:35.000 It's online on Cameron Haynes' Instagram page.

02:59:38.000 I try to keep all the dead animals off my Instagram page.

02:59:41.000 I send them to my hunter friends and they post them.

02:59:43.000 They get so mad, right?

02:59:45.000 They definitely get mad.

02:59:46.000 Yeah, people get mad.

02:59:47.000 Meanwhile, they have a burger on their page. 0.98

02:59:49.000 People are just goofy. 0.86

02:59:50.000 They have a burger? 0.99

02:59:51.000 There it is.

02:59:51.000 That's my axis deer that I shot.

02:59:53.000 Wow.

02:59:55.000 That's amazing.

02:59:56.000 That's in Hawaii.

02:59:57.000 Yep, that's in Hawaii.

02:59:58.000 How is Hawaii?

02:59:58.000 A lot of bugs?

02:59:59.000 No.

03:00:00.000 No.

03:00:01.000 Little tiny ones, a little bit.

03:00:02.000 But no, what it really is, is a giant...

03:00:05.000 That's a pronghorn antelope. 0.82

03:00:07.000 That's a different antelope.

03:00:08.000 Is that an antelope in Canada?

03:00:09.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:00:09.000 Okay, because I know they're in Montana and Wyoming and shit. 0.99

03:00:13.000 Oh, they're on a coin? 0.99

03:00:14.000 Yeah.

03:00:15.000 You're a hundred down the south?

03:00:18.000 No, I don't think so.

03:00:20.000 I don't think I've been...

03:00:22.000 No.

03:00:23.000 Nope.

03:00:23.000 Just Texas.

03:00:25.000 I'm going to Alabama.

03:00:25.000 Texas is not the south, though.

03:00:28.000 So if we could organize something for Mexico, you're in?

03:00:30.000 I'm down.

03:00:31.000 I think we'll use rifles, so it'll be easier.

03:00:33.000 Let me know.

03:00:34.000 Yeah.

03:00:35.000 You brought me that bow.

03:00:35.000 I've yet to shoot it.

03:00:36.000 I know, but you can't go bow hunting without...

03:00:38.000 I gotta practice.

03:00:39.000 Especially if we go, yeah, after deer.

03:00:41.000 Like I said with that thing...

03:00:42.000 You can injure one if you don't do it the right way.

03:00:44.000 Yeah.

03:00:44.000 Well, it's just...

03:00:47.000 It's just something, if you want to really do it, you've got to get obsessed with it.

03:00:51.000 The first time you do it, it should be in a controlled environment.

03:00:54.000 The first way would really be, a good way would be, wild pigs over bait. 0.95

03:01:01.000 Because there's a lot of places where they try to eradicate these wild pigs, so they have feeders. 0.99

03:01:05.000 And the feeders will go off, and the wild pigs are almost conditioned to go near the feeder.

03:01:09.000 And then when they go near the feeder you know exactly the distance because they're right underneath the feeder.

03:01:14.000 The feeder is 20 yards away from you and you have a controlled shot and it's easy.

03:01:17.000 And it's an animal that they must kill.

03:01:19.000 So there's not like a number of them that you can hunt.

03:01:22.000 I can't believe how many there are.

03:01:23.000 There's so many.

03:01:24.000 If you're in Texas they shoot them out of helicopters.

03:01:27.000 They fly around in helicopters and gun them out.

03:01:29.000 They still say you can't shoot your way out of the problem.

03:01:32.000 Well, they're doing their best to at least do something about it.

03:01:35.000 They're not going to shoot their way out of the problem to the point of extinction.

03:01:38.000 They move so quick.

03:01:39.000 There's so many of them.

03:01:41.000 They're smart. 1.00

03:01:41.000 Tough as shit. 1.00

03:01:42.000 And they have litters three or four times a year. 1.00

03:01:44.000 Goddamn. 1.00

03:01:45.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:01:45.000 They just constantly... 0.99

03:01:49.000 They're rough looking, man. 0.91

03:01:50.000 Oh, they're monsters.

03:01:51.000 What are the ones that I saw? 0.97

03:01:52.000 There's one eating out of a garbage can in Asia.

03:01:54.000 Those are not wild pigs.

03:01:57.000 Those are wild boars.

03:01:59.000 Well, a boar just means a male.

03:02:01.000 A female is a sow. 1.00

03:02:02.000 Well, some of those ones you see, they have got a razor back.

03:02:04.000 They're just like those...

03:02:05.000 They look like... 0.91

03:02:07.000 They're not as big as pigs, but they're just fierce-looking animals.

03:02:10.000 Well, it's just because of the supply of food.

03:02:11.000 If they had as much pigs as much as theirs, that's it. 1.00

03:02:15.000 That's a real wild boar, right?

03:02:17.000 Yep.

03:02:17.000 Oh, yeah.

03:02:18.000 That's a real wild boar, man. 1.00

03:02:19.000 That's a big-ass pig. 1.00

03:02:20.000 That doesn't look like a real pig. 1.00

03:02:22.000 Honestly, that almost looks like a warthog. 0.96

03:02:24.000 Yeah, it does.

03:02:24.000 So big.

03:02:26.000 But here's the thing about wild pigs, man.

03:02:28.000 This is something I learned from our pal Steve Rinella.

03:02:31.000 They are literally all the same animal.

03:02:34.000 Wild pigs and domestic pigs, they're the same animal.

03:02:37.000 It's called sous scroffa.

03:02:38.000 They're all part of one gigantic species.

03:02:42.000 Look at the size of that thing!

03:02:43.000 Look at the size of that thing!

03:02:46.000 That looks like a power lifter. 0.93

03:02:48.000 Yeah, that'll kill you.

03:02:49.000 That looks like it's like 400 pounds. 0.95

03:02:50.000 Look at how long his snout is, man. 1.00

03:02:52.000 Look at his tiny little bitch-ass feet. 1.00

03:02:54.000 Yeah, those are tiny feet. 1.00

03:02:55.000 That doesn't even seem real.

03:02:56.000 That seems like an animal in like a Beatles cartoon, like the Nowhere Man.

03:03:01.000 You know, his proportions were all off. 1.00

03:03:03.000 I think about John Jones and how skinny his legs are and what a fucking beast he is. 0.99

03:03:07.000 If you look at his legs, you're like, you got some pencil legs. 1.00

03:03:10.000 He's strong as shit, too. 1.00

03:03:12.000 He's strong as shit with those pencil legs. 1.00

03:03:14.000 I've heard. 1.00

03:03:14.000 Chael Sonnen said he cradled him. 1.00

03:03:17.000 Didn't he cradle Ryan Bader?

03:03:18.000 Yeah.

03:03:19.000 He smoked Ryan Bader.

03:03:21.000 He choked out Ryan Bader.

03:03:22.000 He smokes everybody. 0.74

03:03:24.000 He's ridiculously strong. 1.00

03:03:25.000 He's ridiculously strong, too, when it comes to deadlifting and shit, too. 0.99

03:03:28.000 He does a lot of powerlifting now. 0.99

03:03:30.000 So strong.

03:03:31.000 I wonder what's going to happen with him.

03:03:32.000 I don't know.

03:03:33.000 I want to see him fight Stipe.

03:03:35.000 I want to see him fight Brock.

03:03:37.000 That's what I'm saying.

03:03:38.000 That's what Brendan and I were just saying.

03:03:39.000 This is the card.

03:03:41.000 Stipe, DC, John Jones, Brock, Floyd Mayweather, CM Punk, Rafael Dos Anjos, Tyron Woodley.

03:03:51.000 There's your pay-per-view.

03:03:53.000 There's your pay-per-view.

03:03:54.000 You're welcome!

03:03:55.000 It's kind of crazy.

03:03:56.000 You're welcome.

03:03:57.000 I want to see Khabib, Tony Ferguson.

03:03:58.000 I'm very excited about it.

03:03:59.000 Why don't you come to Brooklyn?

03:04:00.000 What do you do on April 7th?

03:04:02.000 If I'm not...

03:04:03.000 Actually, I should plug some dates.

03:04:05.000 Come on, you can work with me.

03:04:06.000 Come see me this weekend.

03:04:07.000 Okay.

03:04:07.000 Well, then we're not talking about that.

03:04:08.000 Hold on.

03:04:09.000 I'm at Stand-Up Live in Huntsville, Alabama.

03:04:11.000 But wait, April...

03:04:11.000 I'm around April 7th.

03:04:13.000 I'll be at the...

03:04:14.000 New York?

03:04:15.000 West Palm.

03:04:15.000 Can you come to New York?

03:04:16.000 West Palm Improv, April 12th, 13th, 14th, everybody.

03:04:19.000 So come see me.

03:04:19.000 But wait, April 7th?

03:04:20.000 Yeah, I can come to that.

03:04:21.000 I can come to that, I think.

03:04:23.000 Brennan's going to be in town, too.

03:04:24.000 So hold on.

03:04:24.000 I think he's doing something for Showtime.

03:04:25.000 Maybe we can do Stand-Up, and then we'll do...

03:04:29.000 I'll do it.

03:04:30.000 I would come.

03:04:31.000 Alright, we're coming.

03:04:32.000 For real.

03:04:32.000 Ari's going to be there too, although I'm not supposed to say.

03:04:35.000 What's that?

03:04:36.000 Don't want to forget about that.

03:04:37.000 Oh yeah.

03:04:37.000 We'll leave with this.

03:04:39.000 We have this thing we're doing.

03:04:41.000 Our friend Pauly Toon is a guy that is now...

03:04:47.000 Taking, we've hired him to take sections of the podcast that are funny and turn them into these animated clips. 0.85

03:04:53.000 They're fucking amazing.

03:04:54.000 He's really talented. 0.99

03:04:55.000 And you can get them on the powerful JRE YouTube channel.

03:04:59.000 I think there's like a whole group of them, right?

03:05:01.000 There's a playlist for them.

03:05:02.000 And he's made a ton of them, and they're awesome.

03:05:05.000 So here's one.

03:05:06.000 It's a bad breath moment.

03:05:08.000 This is with...

03:05:09.000 From a fight companion with Callan, Jimmy Smith, Eddie, and you.

03:05:13.000 Boom.

03:05:14.000 All right.

03:05:15.000 And we're going to wrap this up, folks.

03:05:16.000 So that's it for now.

03:05:18.000 My next gigs are...

03:05:19.000 The only thing that I have where there's some tickets available is New Orleans!

03:05:24.000 New Orleans, which is March 15th, I think.

03:05:29.000 Is that it?

03:05:29.000 Yes.

03:05:30.000 Thursday night, March 15th, there's some tickets available for the second show.

03:05:34.000 Everything else is...

03:05:35.000 I think it's down to like single tickets.

03:05:37.000 Oh, the Ice House in Pasadena.

03:05:39.000 I still haven't put this on Twitter.

03:05:40.000 I'm going to eventually.

03:05:41.000 But the 23rd and the 24th.

03:05:44.000 Two shows each night.

03:05:45.000 23rd and the 24th is a Friday and a Saturday.

03:05:47.000 It's a rare weekend at the Ice House.

03:05:49.000 But Nashville.

03:05:51.000 Or New Orleans.

03:05:52.000 Yeah, I'm doing Nashville too.

03:05:54.000 But New Orleans on the 15th.

03:05:56.000 Did I say Nashville early on the 15th or did I say New Orleans?

03:05:58.000 I said New Orleans, right?

03:06:00.000 New Orleans.

03:06:00.000 New Orleans on the 15th of March, which is a little over a week from now.

03:06:05.000 And then the 30th of March, Nashville.

03:06:08.000 Two shows at the Ryman.

03:06:09.000 I think they're sold out.

03:06:10.000 And then two shows in Charlotte.

03:06:12.000 I don't know how many tickets left to that either.

03:06:13.000 Come see me at Stand Up New York this week.

03:06:15.000 I mean, Stand Up Live in Huntsville, Alabama.

03:06:17.000 What are you doing?

03:06:19.000 You're going to the wrong place.

03:06:20.000 Stand Up Live in Huntsville, Alabama is so different.

03:06:24.000 This Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and then West Palm Beach Improv, April 12th, 13th, 14th.

03:06:31.000 Maybe they should go to briancallen.com when they can make plans.

03:06:36.000 Or tfatk.com.

03:06:37.000 tfatk.com.

03:06:38.000 All right.

03:06:38.000 This is a bad breath moment from JRE Tunes.

03:06:42.000 Thank you, everybody.

03:06:43.000 And we'll be back tomorrow with the great and powerful John Dudley.

03:06:46.000 Maybe Brian could come.

03:06:47.000 We'll teach him how to shoot a bow.

03:06:48.000 I'll do it.

03:06:48.000 Later.

03:06:48.000 Bye everybody!

03:06:49.000 Dude, I had a cracked filling, and they took the filling out, and the fucking smell that came out of my mouth, I was like, holy shit! 0.98

03:06:58.000 Because there was an infection, and I wound up getting a root canal. 1.00

03:07:02.000 Like, you could hear it pop through, and then just this fucking shit breath. 0.99

03:07:07.000 My father's friend, he was sleeping, his wife said, you have to go to the dentist. 1.00

03:07:13.000 He said, why?

03:07:14.000 He goes, your breath is so out of control...

03:07:18.000 So apparently he had an abscess, a sack of bacteria in the back of his mouth. 0.99

03:07:24.000 Well, when they took the filling out and they popped by accident the sack, The nurse threw up and the fucking dentist walked into the room at that moment and pulled his mask off and threw the fuck up as well. 0.99

03:07:43.000 No way! 0.99

03:07:46.000 It was a double vomit fest. 0.82

03:07:49.000 Can you imagine?

03:07:52.000 Did she puke on him or what? 0.99

03:07:55.000 She didn't puke on him, she just puked and they popped the sacks and went Like that. 0.63

03:08:02.000 It was that bad. 0.99

03:08:03.000 I never have the balls to tell someone their breath stinks, though. 0.99

03:08:07.000 If you work with them, you have to. 0.99

03:08:11.000 I would tell friends, and I would want them to tell me.

03:08:13.000 Like, if your breath stinks, I'm going to tell you, I'll tell you. 0.76

03:08:15.000 It's one cool thing about black people. 0.99

03:08:16.000 They'll tell you if your breath stinks. 0.99

03:08:19.000 They will tell you. 0.98

03:08:20.000 Black people have no problem with that.

03:08:25.000 Jesus Christ.

03:08:26.000 That's great.

The Joe Rogan Experience - March 06, 2018

Joe Rogan Experience #1088 - Bryan Callen

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