The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1142 - Tony Rock

00:00:03.000 Four, three, two, one.

00:00:05.000 Boom! 0.99

00:00:06.000 Tony Rock!

00:00:07.000 We're live!

00:00:07.000 That's a bold choice in shirts, sir.

00:00:09.000 I like that.

00:00:09.000 Thank you!

00:00:10.000 I think it brings out my skin tone.

00:00:12.000 It brings out...

00:00:13.000 It's got a pop to it.

00:00:14.000 Yeah, and I rock it with the shades on, so I'm driving with windows open and girls are looking like, who's that guy? 1.00

00:00:20.000 Yeah, and you're an android guy.

00:00:22.000 You're a different kind of person.

00:00:23.000 Android people are different kinds of people.

00:00:25.000 What kind of people am I? Well, the people that think about it.

00:00:28.000 Like, I don't know about this.

00:00:30.000 You know?

00:00:31.000 Everybody's like, I need an iPhone, I need an iPhone.

00:00:33.000 Android people are like, eh, I'm not so sure.

00:00:35.000 I think I could rock a Pixel.

00:00:37.000 Yeah, this takes great pictures.

00:00:40.000 It's very easy to figure out.

00:00:43.000 So I don't know.

00:00:43.000 I've never been an iPhone guy.

00:00:44.000 It's a choice that people make.

00:00:46.000 They just decide.

00:00:47.000 It's a non-conformist choice.

00:00:48.000 Did I take the blue pill or the red pill?

00:00:49.000 That's a good question.

00:00:51.000 I think they're both, look, it's no denying iPhones are badass, but it's no denying those are basically just as badass.

00:00:57.000 They're just different.

00:00:58.000 Yeah.

00:00:59.000 Everything's just different now.

00:01:00.000 Exactly.

00:01:00.000 It's caught up.

00:01:01.000 You go with what you like, man.

00:01:02.000 Yeah, it used to be like if you had a Blackberry and somebody else had an iPhone, you felt like a loser. 0.66

00:01:06.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:01:06.000 You felt like a loser with your stupid buttons. 1.00

00:01:08.000 Oh, back when people had the phones that you could just zap your number. 1.00

00:01:10.000 Oh, yes! 0.98

00:01:11.000 And you didn't have one, you were just ass out. 0.99

00:01:13.000 That's right! 0.98

00:01:14.000 Remember?

00:01:14.000 Everybody had like a little laptop they pulled out.

00:01:16.000 It was like, hey, send me your number.

00:01:17.000 You would just scan their phone.

00:01:18.000 What was that thing called again?

00:01:20.000 A side something or another?

00:01:21.000 What was that called?

00:01:22.000 What was it called?

00:01:23.000 The sidekick, was it?

00:01:24.000 What was it called?

00:01:25.000 The sidekick?

00:01:25.000 No, that was a Suzuki.

00:01:27.000 That was the original drug dealer car right there.

00:01:30.000 You sold weed.

00:01:31.000 You bought a Suzuki sidekick. 0.82

00:01:33.000 You were the man.

00:01:34.000 Tony Rock, I'm so happy that you agreed that the fanny pack is back.

00:01:38.000 The fanny pack is back.

00:01:39.000 It is, right?

00:01:39.000 The fanny pack is back.

00:01:40.000 It's a more stylish fanny pack now.

00:01:42.000 People are wearing it over the shoulder. 0.73

00:01:44.000 That's a coward's way out. 0.94

00:01:45.000 That's a coward's way out. 0.98

00:01:46.000 You still want it on the stomach.

00:01:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:01:47.000 You rock it right in front of you.

00:01:49.000 That's where it's most convenient.

00:01:51.000 Listen, boys, you don't have to be trying to get laid all the time.

00:01:55.000 Relax.

00:01:55.000 You want soccer dad look.

00:01:56.000 You just want the convenience of having that bag right there.

00:02:00.000 Why can't I? Leather? 0.72

00:02:01.000 I don't want to have to carry shit. 0.99

00:02:02.000 You want leather? 1.00

00:02:03.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:02:03.000 You want a name like Fendi or Gucci? 1.00

00:02:06.000 No, I don't need that.

00:02:07.000 I got this right here, bro.

00:02:08.000 Oh, wow.

00:02:09.000 That's nice, right?

00:02:10.000 Yeah, that's very naked and afraid-ish. 1.00

00:02:13.000 You can keep this shit on you. 1.00

00:02:15.000 Doesn't feel uncomfortable. 1.00

00:02:17.000 You got your keys.

00:02:17.000 You got your phone.

00:02:18.000 You don't think about shit. 1.00

00:02:19.000 I got keys, phone, wallet in my pocket. 1.00

00:02:21.000 I'm good.

00:02:22.000 People are tired of hearing about this.

00:02:24.000 But I'm telling you, it's the way to go.

00:02:27.000 The fanny pack is back.

00:02:28.000 I got one that I wear when I run.

00:02:30.000 Oh, so you have more than one.

00:02:31.000 Yeah, I got a neoprene one.

00:02:33.000 You have the running fanny pack?

00:02:34.000 Yeah, dude, it's nice.

00:02:35.000 You slip your phone in there, get your little headsets on.

00:02:38.000 You can cheat with your music.

00:02:39.000 Jamie, I've been cheating.

00:02:41.000 I cheat when I run now.

00:02:42.000 I listen to music.

00:02:43.000 It's better.

00:02:43.000 You guys were alright.

00:02:44.000 How's that cheating?

00:02:45.000 I used to say that if you ran, running, especially running hills, is difficult.

00:02:50.000 So you should do it with no music.

00:02:53.000 You should be motivated.

00:02:54.000 Just zone out. 1.00

00:02:55.000 Just fucking do the work. 0.99

00:02:56.000 But then I did it a couple times with music. 0.99

00:02:58.000 I'm like, this is way better.

00:02:59.000 Yeah.

00:02:59.000 I think you're supposed to run.

00:03:00.000 You're supposed to hear a little something to get you going.

00:03:03.000 Yeah, it's way better.

00:03:04.000 It's way better.

00:03:05.000 Treadmill.

00:03:06.000 Get on the treadmill, just music, go.

00:03:08.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:09.000 You just gotta hear shit. 1.00

00:03:10.000 As long as it's not too loud. 1.00

00:03:11.000 The thing about running in the mountains is like, what if someone's screaming for help?

00:03:14.000 And, you know, you're running by, it's the Eye of the Tigers!

00:03:18.000 If they're already in the mountains and they need help, there's nothing you can do already.

00:03:23.000 What if it's Laurel Canyon?

00:03:25.000 You know, what if you're just running up the canyon?

00:03:27.000 To be a good person, you should be aware.

00:03:29.000 They need help.

00:03:30.000 They need you to help them take an Instagram picture.

00:03:32.000 Probably.

00:03:33.000 If they're in Laurel Canyon.

00:03:33.000 Right.

00:03:34.000 Half of the people there are just like, I want to get a good shot.

00:03:37.000 I know.

00:03:37.000 How many people hike just to get a good shot at the top?

00:03:40.000 It's a good Instagram photo.

00:03:41.000 A lot.

00:03:41.000 You can get a lot of likes.

00:03:42.000 Yeah.

00:03:43.000 That's what they go for.

00:03:44.000 They go for the likes.

00:03:45.000 It's some sort of commodity.

00:03:47.000 It seems to be, right?

00:03:49.000 If you're a girl with a nice body, a bunch of likes, seems to translate into hosting parties for some reason. 1.00

00:03:56.000 Ooh, yeah, that's right.

00:03:57.000 You only have to have a certain amount.

00:03:59.000 Yeah, you go to a club and it's hosted tonight by... 1.00

00:04:01.000 Who the fuck is this girl? 1.00

00:04:03.000 Well, it's the minimalist approach, right? 1.00

00:04:05.000 It's like, not only is it not...

00:04:07.000 She doesn't display a talent, but you also don't even hear her talk. 0.96

00:04:12.000 You just see the pictures, but just that enough...

00:04:17.000 It takes less and less and less and less to be a celebrity these days.

00:04:21.000 That's a strange one though, isn't it?

00:04:22.000 To be considered a celebrity.

00:04:24.000 Yeah, that's one of the weirder ones.

00:04:27.000 One of the weirder ones is getting down to just being famous for photographs.

00:04:31.000 Yeah.

00:04:32.000 They call them Instagram models.

00:04:34.000 So there's an Instagram modeling agency?

00:04:36.000 But here's the thing.

00:04:37.000 Am I a hater for saying that?

00:04:38.000 Because I like to look at them.

00:04:41.000 So why would I be upset ever at someone who's making something that I like to look at?

00:04:47.000 Right?

00:04:48.000 There you go.

00:04:49.000 I'm not mad at all.

00:04:50.000 Isn't that weird? 1.00

00:04:50.000 That people would be like, fuck these Instagram hoes, they're big asses. 1.00

00:04:53.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

00:04:54.000 But don't you want to see those pictures?

00:04:55.000 I'd love to see the pictures. 0.99

00:04:56.000 We're all hypocrites. 0.99

00:04:58.000 Those are the guys that they're not fucking that are saying that. 1.00

00:05:00.000 We're all hypocrites. 0.99

00:05:04.000 That's just nature, right? 0.98

00:05:05.000 It's the way of the world.

00:05:07.000 The way of the land.

00:05:08.000 Yeah, that is, right?

00:05:09.000 And Instagram's just such a fascinating thing that people can...

00:05:15.000 Just show you little images of their world.

00:05:17.000 Hey, this is me at the grocery store with my dog.

00:05:18.000 And make their world look way more interesting than it really is.

00:05:21.000 Yeah, man.

00:05:21.000 Really more interesting.

00:05:23.000 You cultivate it.

00:05:23.000 You know?

00:05:24.000 Make it look like they're really vacationing all the time and they have all these clothes and they go to the best parties and you meet them and they live in Studio City with four roommates in a studio apartment.

00:05:38.000 Yeah, we all want everybody to think that we're doing better than we are, right?

00:05:42.000 Why is that?

00:05:45.000 What's that about?

00:05:45.000 I don't know.

00:05:45.000 Because if people think you're doing better, then it makes you feel better because they treat you like you're doing.

00:05:50.000 They treat you like you're at the level that you're fictitiously portraying.

00:05:55.000 Right.

00:05:56.000 Right.

00:05:56.000 You know what I mean?

00:05:57.000 So you get better treatment based on a life you don't really live.

00:06:00.000 Right.

00:06:01.000 So if you become insta-famous, what do you get out of that?

00:06:06.000 You can make a living off of that.

00:06:08.000 Yeah.

00:06:09.000 I see comics doing it all the time.

00:06:11.000 Yeah, there's a...

00:06:12.000 Kyle Dunnigan.

00:06:13.000 Dude, Kyle Dunnigan blew up because of those little videos that he puts up on his...

00:06:17.000 You ever see those?

00:06:17.000 No.

00:06:18.000 Fucking hilarious. 0.99

00:06:19.000 Kyle's my man too. 0.98

00:06:20.000 I've known Kyle for years.

00:06:20.000 Kyle does face swaps with Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump.

00:06:23.000 You've never seen it?

00:06:24.000 No, no.

00:06:25.000 Oh my God.

00:06:26.000 Oh my God.

00:06:27.000 Oh my God.

00:06:28.000 Please go back to the one where Bruce is telling them he's pregnant.

00:06:35.000 See if you can find that one.

00:06:37.000 Dude, he's genius.

00:06:39.000 Really?

00:06:39.000 I've known Kyle for so long.

00:06:41.000 Dude, it is the funniest page on the internet.

00:06:44.000 I'm not bullshit.

00:06:45.000 Kyle Donegan's Instagram page is the funniest page on the internet.

00:06:48.000 Okay, that's saying a lot.

00:06:49.000 Dude, I swear to God, I cry.

00:06:50.000 Because I have yet to see a really...

00:06:52.000 Well, I've seen a few, but then they kind of just fizzle out.

00:06:55.000 I cry.

00:06:56.000 Show them the one with Kim Kardashian and the washing machine.

00:07:00.000 The dishwasher.

00:07:01.000 Or the clothes washing machine.

00:07:04.000 The one where she's lost in the house?

00:07:07.000 Dude.

00:07:10.000 Here it goes.

00:07:14.000 The buildup.

00:07:14.000 I have an emergency.

00:07:16.000 Where is it at?

00:07:16.000 What is it, Cam?

00:07:17.000 I'm lost in my house. 1.00

00:07:19.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:07:20.000 Look at your surroundings. 1.00

00:07:21.000 What do you see?

00:07:22.000 There's this white box.

00:07:25.000 What is that white box?

00:07:26.000 I don't know.

00:07:27.000 I put north inside so we see.

00:07:30.000 Oh, you're such a great mom.

00:07:32.000 Yeah.

00:07:33.000 Thank you.

00:07:34.000 All right, let me get Kanye on the phone.

00:07:35.000 He's a genius.

00:07:36.000 Yeah, call Kanye.

00:07:38.000 Hello?

00:07:39.000 Hey, Kanye, Kim's lost again.

00:07:41.000 Do you know what that white box is behind her?

00:07:43.000 It looks like I've got two dates.

00:07:45.000 You don't know my girl's lost in space.

00:07:47.000 Bam! 0.98

00:07:47.000 But I didn't get into a rocket. 0.98

00:07:50.000 Crap, it's a genius at work. 1.00

00:07:51.000 Yeah, Kim, shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:07:53.000 Don't interrupt me, genius. 1.00

00:07:54.000 Now program R2-D2. He'll save you from outer space.

00:07:59.000 You're my army girl. 0.63

00:08:03.000 Yeah, that's a fat beat kind of guy.

00:08:06.000 You lost a fat beat for you. 1.00

00:08:14.000 Dude, this shit is so silly. 1.00

00:08:16.000 He's so silly. 1.00

00:08:18.000 He's talking to Donald Trump? 1.00

00:08:19.000 Dude, he's got a shitload of them, man.

00:08:20.000 You gotta go to his page.

00:08:22.000 I gotta follow him.

00:08:23.000 There's nothing like a regular person on his page.

00:08:26.000 There's nothing like, here's me at the movies.

00:08:28.000 There's no pictures of his food.

00:08:29.000 Oh, look at the sunset. 1.00

00:08:31.000 No, there's none of that shit. 0.99

00:08:32.000 His page is basically like a channel. 0.99

00:08:35.000 Oh shit, he's got 304,000 views. 0.98

00:08:37.000 He deserves it. 1.00

00:08:39.000 Shout out Kyle Dunnigan, man.

00:08:41.000 He deserves it.

00:08:42.000 I'm telling you.

00:08:42.000 This is the funniest page on the internet.

00:08:44.000 I gotta follow it.

00:08:45.000 Oh my god, it kills me.

00:08:47.000 It's such an interesting...

00:08:48.000 Some people use it right.

00:08:49.000 Some people use Instagram correctly.

00:08:50.000 Oh, he's nailing it.

00:08:52.000 But more importantly, this is like a new thing.

00:08:54.000 Like, he's able to put his...

00:08:56.000 Like, use his mouth and use other people's faces for the first time.

00:09:01.000 Like, when has anybody ever been able to do that without some great giant studio behind you? 0.99

00:09:05.000 The fact that he can do all this shit on his phone... 0.99

00:09:07.000 Impressive. 1.00

00:09:08.000 This is a new feature.

00:09:09.000 You can do it on your phone.

00:09:09.000 You can download that.

00:09:10.000 No, no.

00:09:10.000 I know you can do it, but I'm saying that now it opens up this whole new kind of comedy.

00:09:14.000 Right.

00:09:15.000 That's a new kind of comedy.

00:09:16.000 I love it.

00:09:16.000 I mean, we know he's not those people, but he's doing those people.

00:09:20.000 It's like an ultra hilarious impression.

00:09:24.000 It's his own SNL on his phone.

00:09:26.000 You got to see him do Bill Maher.

00:09:28.000 Find the Bill Maher one. 1.00

00:09:29.000 His Bill Maher one is fucking genius. 0.99

00:09:32.000 He sounds exactly like Bill Maher. 0.99

00:09:34.000 And then he's got Bill Maher's face. 1.00

00:09:36.000 Shit is so funny, man. 1.00

00:09:38.000 He's so good. 1.00

00:09:40.000 This is just like a new thing.

00:09:42.000 I love it. 0.99

00:09:42.000 People get this new opportunity to do shit on. 0.99

00:09:47.000 You know, the internet is so interesting in that way. 0.99

00:09:49.000 Just some new thing opens up and some comic goes, oh, look at this.

00:09:54.000 MySpace was that, Twitter was that, Facebook was that.

00:09:57.000 Well, I had seen people do little things.

00:09:59.000 Here it is.

00:09:59.000 Look at this.

00:10:00.000 Okay.

00:10:01.000 Hey diddle diddle, the cat in the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon.

00:10:05.000 Oh really?

00:10:06.000 A cow jumped over the moon?

00:10:07.000 It took NASA astronauts going 17,000 miles an hour a week to get to the moon. 1.00

00:10:13.000 This is bullshit. 1.00

00:10:15.000 A cow couldn't jump over one of you stupid idiots during nappy time, okay? 1.00

00:10:19.000 Oh, you're crying now? 1.00

00:10:21.000 I'm on page two. 1.00

00:10:22.000 Buckle up, assholes. 1.00

00:10:25.000 Good impression. 1.00

00:10:26.000 Come on, man. 1.00

00:10:27.000 That impression is fucking genius. 0.99

00:10:29.000 Oh, that was great. 1.00

00:10:30.000 That was great.

00:10:30.000 He's so good, dude.

00:10:31.000 That was great.

00:10:32.000 And it's the face swap thing makes it a hundred times better. 0.99

00:10:36.000 Like, that shit would be funny on its own, but with him doing that face swap, it's just a different thing. 0.98

00:10:42.000 I have to follow Kyle. 0.99

00:10:43.000 Yeah, you're following him right now, live on the podcast, ladies and gentlemen.

00:10:47.000 He's following Kyle Dunnigan.

00:10:49.000 Kyle Dunnigan won.

00:10:51.000 Tony Rock, I think you are one of the comics in this world that does not get the credit that you deserve.

00:10:57.000 You are one of those guys.

00:10:59.000 I thank you and I agree.

00:11:00.000 I think you're one of the funniest guys alive.

00:11:02.000 I really do.

00:11:02.000 I thank you and I agree.

00:11:03.000 I watched you do a set, I guess it was last month.

00:11:07.000 How long ago was the last time?

00:11:08.000 We did Tripoli's show at the store, right?

00:11:10.000 How long ago was that?

00:11:13.000 About two months, maybe.

00:11:14.000 Something like that. 0.99

00:11:14.000 Dude, you're funny as fuck. 0.99

00:11:16.000 Thank you, man. 1.00

00:11:16.000 You're funny as fuck. 1.00

00:11:17.000 It's fun to watch. 1.00

00:11:19.000 You got a lot of energy, too, man.

00:11:20.000 You're powerful.

00:11:21.000 Thank you, brother.

00:11:22.000 That was a thing like a couple guys after your set were like, woo!

00:11:26.000 That was some heavy hitters on that one that night. 0.94

00:11:28.000 That was a fun show.

00:11:30.000 I forgot.

00:11:30.000 Was Billy on that one?

00:11:31.000 Was Bill Burr on that one?

00:11:32.000 I don't remember.

00:11:33.000 I mean, he's been on a bunch of them.

00:11:35.000 Tripoli throws some amazing shows at the store.

00:11:37.000 We did Montreal New Faces together.

00:11:40.000 Oh, really?

00:11:40.000 Every time I see Trip, I'm like, hey, you know we're linked forever, man.

00:11:42.000 We did New Faces together.

00:11:43.000 Wow.

00:11:44.000 New Faces.

00:11:46.000 Dude, I remember those days.

00:11:48.000 Days of Hope.

00:11:49.000 Me, Trip, Corey Holcomb. 1.00

00:11:51.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:11:52.000 Corey Holcomb. 1.00

00:11:52.000 Mike Young. 1.00

00:11:54.000 All, same year.

00:11:56.000 It was a great class.

00:11:58.000 Joey Diaz speaks very highly of Corey Holcomb.

00:12:01.000 Corey Holcomb was super funny.

00:12:02.000 Yeah, Joey.

00:12:03.000 Joey Diaz I love.

00:12:04.000 Joey Diaz I will always love because Joey Diaz shot the movie...

00:12:09.000 Longish Yard?

00:12:09.000 Yeah.

00:12:10.000 With my brother.

00:12:11.000 And he says, he sees me at the comedy store, hey man, day one.

00:12:13.000 You know, I don't waste no time.

00:12:15.000 I see your brother day one. 0.99

00:12:16.000 I'm like, why the fuck is your brother not in this movie? 1.00

00:12:19.000 He can throw a fucking football. 1.00

00:12:20.000 He can run faster than you. 1.00

00:12:22.000 And I'm like, Joey Diaz, I will love you forever, man. 0.99

00:12:24.000 I fucking love you. 1.00

00:12:26.000 This is bullshit. 1.00

00:12:27.000 Joey Diaz does not play games. 1.00

00:12:29.000 There will be no injustices around Joey Diaz.

00:12:31.000 He's a skinny guy.

00:12:32.000 Go eat a sandwich. 1.00

00:12:32.000 He gets so mad about shit. 1.00

00:12:34.000 Whenever I'm around him, sometimes we get too high and I just don't want to get him mad about anything. 0.99

00:12:38.000 I never know what to say, what not to say.

00:12:40.000 You could mention the wrong band or the wrong food or the wrong clothes.

00:12:44.000 He's gone.

00:12:45.000 And you're just getting a beat down.

00:12:46.000 If you flip the switch, he just explodes.

00:12:48.000 You gotta know days when he's actually dangerous.

00:12:51.000 You've got to catch him after jiu-jitsu.

00:12:53.000 Joey does jiu-jitsu.

00:12:54.000 Wow.

00:12:55.000 All the time, man.

00:12:56.000 Really?

00:12:56.000 Yeah, he's lost a ton of weight, too.

00:12:57.000 Joey's down, I think, I've got to say more than 50 pounds.

00:13:02.000 Oh, I haven't seen him in a while.

00:13:03.000 I've got to see him.

00:13:03.000 I want to know how much he's lost.

00:13:05.000 He's lost quite a bit of weight.

00:13:06.000 And he's going to jiu-jitsu on a regular basis.

00:13:09.000 Yeah, he gets into it.

00:13:10.000 He's doing Muay Thai now, too.

00:13:11.000 He's doing kickboxing classes.

00:13:13.000 Joey Diaz is doing kickboxing.

00:13:15.000 Joey Diaz gets down.

00:13:16.000 And I didn't want to make it seem like it was so shocking.

00:13:18.000 It's shocking to everybody.

00:13:19.000 We know.

00:13:20.000 He used to be a lot bigger, man.

00:13:22.000 But he's become much more disciplined.

00:13:25.000 He's really disciplined in his diet.

00:13:27.000 No woman in his life? 0.69

00:13:29.000 No.

00:13:29.000 Health scare?

00:13:30.000 No, he had a kid.

00:13:31.000 He had a kid a few years back, and that started the shift.

00:13:35.000 That'll do it.

00:13:35.000 And then he's just been...

00:13:36.000 He's also just been more aware, you know, as you get older.

00:13:39.000 Like, you really do have to take care of your body, or it's gonna fail.

00:13:42.000 And it might fail even if you take care of it.

00:13:44.000 You know, it's just like, you're hedging your bets.

00:13:47.000 At least you're making it stronger.

00:13:48.000 True.

00:13:49.000 You know, it's just...

00:13:50.000 You've got to watch all the warning signs.

00:13:56.000 Obviously, a lot of excess weight is a giant warning sign.

00:13:58.000 Especially for comics.

00:13:59.000 It's like we just don't sleep.

00:14:01.000 There's a lot of drinking.

00:14:03.000 There's late nights.

00:14:03.000 And there's the travel and the stress is...

00:14:05.000 Dude, as you get older too, that don't sleep and shit just does not fly. 1.00

00:14:10.000 Your body's like, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:14:12.000 We'll get sick. 1.00

00:14:12.000 Your body's like, I'm going to sleep. 1.00

00:14:14.000 You can do whatever you want. 1.00

00:14:15.000 I'm fucking turning off. 1.00

00:14:17.000 I will give you a cold and then you'll have to lie down, you fuck. 1.00

00:14:20.000 I'll give you a fucking three-day migraine. 1.00

00:14:24.000 It's a weird thing, right? 1.00

00:14:25.000 That balance that you have to have.

00:14:26.000 Like the moment someone figures out something that you could do where you don't ever need sleep, we're going to have a weird world.

00:14:32.000 It's coming.

00:14:34.000 It's coming.

00:14:35.000 You think?

00:14:35.000 Some kind of pill or something will come in.

00:14:37.000 Probably, right?

00:14:38.000 I mean, if they have pills that make you go to sleep.

00:14:43.000 Why wouldn't they have pills?

00:14:45.000 They just figure out, oh well this just counteracts all the biochemical responses that your brain creates when it needs sleep.

00:14:50.000 This way you can go through your whole day.

00:14:52.000 In the meantime, we've actually found through independent studies that it improves your recovery.

00:14:58.000 You actually live better. 0.97

00:15:00.000 Chris Ryan just posted some shit yesterday that I retweeted about how doctors and scientists were encouraging women to breastfeed And they were going to do it nationally, but it got side swiped by the formula industry. 1.00

00:15:17.000 It's terribly disturbing shit. 0.99

00:15:19.000 I believe that 100% because there's always the other side where we're going to not make money if this thing gets through. 0.99

00:15:27.000 But that one right there, that is terrible.

00:15:30.000 That's a terrible one.

00:15:31.000 It is.

00:15:31.000 You're deciding to give babies less nutrition.

00:15:36.000 You're making a decision for profit over baby's nutrition.

00:15:40.000 You're lying to moms. 0.93

00:15:42.000 It's like big tobacco.

00:15:43.000 Big tobacco is...

00:15:44.000 Yeah, but at least big tobacco isn't targeting babies. 1.00

00:15:48.000 And I know there's no supporting big tobacco. 1.00

00:15:53.000 How many people have died from fucking cigarettes? 1.00

00:15:55.000 Right. 1.00

00:15:55.000 Imagine if that was from something else, from any other product, like Diet Coke. 1.00

00:16:00.000 We have Diet Coke just killing people left and right.

00:16:02.000 Which it is.

00:16:03.000 Do you think it is?

00:16:04.000 Of course!

00:16:05.000 I'm not sure about that.

00:16:06.000 I'm not sure.

00:16:07.000 It's not killing people like cigarettes, but...

00:16:09.000 I think it's not good for you.

00:16:11.000 But as far as anyone ever get, like, cigaretted out from Diet Cokes...

00:16:14.000 Yeah, nobody's doing commercials with the thing and the next thing I drank too much Diet Coke, but...

00:16:18.000 But if you...

00:16:19.000 I guess if you drink it all day...

00:16:20.000 So it's not good for you.

00:16:20.000 No, and all the chemicals in it...

00:16:23.000 All the different things and all that caffeine, if you drank them, nothing but Diet Cokes all day, like 15, 20 a day.

00:16:27.000 Didn't you see, it was like a YouTube video where they put stuff in Coca-Cola and left it for days and how the Coke just destroys it.

00:16:34.000 They put like a brick in a Coca-Cola and it just dissolves the brick.

00:16:40.000 Cinder blocks would just crash it. 1.00

00:16:42.000 Yeah, I used to drink Mountain Dew like it was no tomorrow.

00:16:45.000 If you got a fat, juicy cheeseburger and a Dr. Pepper, a cold Dr. Pepper on ice, oh my goodness.

00:16:52.000 It tastes so good.

00:16:53.000 Why is it that things that taste good are so bad for you?

00:16:56.000 Most things that are bad for you.

00:16:58.000 Yeah.

00:16:58.000 Most things are just...

00:16:59.000 But that's like so many things in life.

00:17:01.000 That's how they get you.

00:17:02.000 That's how they get you.

00:17:04.000 That's how life gets you.

00:17:05.000 A Snickers is delicious.

00:17:06.000 Yeah.

00:17:07.000 Way too much sugar.

00:17:08.000 Yeah.

00:17:09.000 How much will you indulge that part of your brain?

00:17:11.000 How much will you let that part of your brain ruin your life?

00:17:13.000 That's the thing.

00:17:14.000 You have to control that part of your brain.

00:17:16.000 Self-discipline.

00:17:17.000 Yeah.

00:17:18.000 But goddamn, man, if you're in front of an ice cream sundae, and you're just looking at that thing, you're like, aww. 1.00

00:17:23.000 That's the saying right there, self-discipline, but goddamn. 1.00

00:17:28.000 It's the hardest thing in the world. 1.00

00:17:29.000 If it's in front of me, eight times out of town, I just go, fuck it. 1.00

00:17:33.000 I just do good most of the time. 0.99

00:17:34.000 We're talking food or just bad stuff in general?

00:17:37.000 Mostly.

00:17:37.000 Bad stuff that's good for you.

00:17:39.000 Delicious food.

00:17:40.000 If I'm holding strong on my diet and someone pushes some lasagna in front of me, I'm like, oh my god, look at that.

00:17:45.000 Yeah, I try to do no dairy until I get off a plane in New York City, and I'm like, there's no way I'm not having a whole pizza from Fulton Street.

00:17:53.000 Yeah.

00:17:54.000 Do you count pizza as dairy because of the dough?

00:17:56.000 Yeah, or the cheese.

00:17:57.000 Right.

00:17:58.000 Yeah, that's right, the cheese.

00:17:59.000 Yeah, dairy's a weird one of the people, right?

00:18:02.000 Yeah.

00:18:02.000 They say that if you eat that raw cheese, that your body has a much easier time digesting it.

00:18:08.000 Raw cheese?

00:18:09.000 Yeah, man.

00:18:10.000 They have raw milk cheese.

00:18:11.000 The cheese that's made with raw milk as opposed to cheese that's made with homogenized and pasteurized milk.

00:18:16.000 I had this friend who was a surgeon from France.

00:18:21.000 Really smart guy.

00:18:22.000 He was explaining this to me once.

00:18:24.000 He had to smuggle cheese over from Europe to America and they were terrified they were going to get caught.

00:18:29.000 This guy's a cancer surgeon.

00:18:30.000 Wow.

00:18:31.000 Because the cheese is just so much pure.

00:18:33.000 Yeah, because it's illegal to have over here.

00:18:34.000 Because they want you to have the bad stuff here.

00:18:36.000 Well, they want it to be safe.

00:18:38.000 See, there's no bad guy here.

00:18:39.000 It's kind of like a double bad guy.

00:18:41.000 Because what they're trying to do is prevent diseases.

00:18:45.000 They want milk to be able to stay on the shelf.

00:18:47.000 All of our surplus and all this stuff that we have in terms of grain and food, if we didn't have it and something went wrong, it would be kind of sketchy.

00:18:56.000 And that's what happened somewhere around World War II. That's why we created all this stuff in the first place.

00:19:00.000 That's where things started getting really weird in terms of stacking things up and surpluses.

00:19:06.000 But milk can't stay raw on a shelf very long, man.

00:19:10.000 You would lose so much money.

00:19:11.000 Because things get transported, and if it's milk, it's got to be local, it's got to be pretty fresh. 0.94

00:19:17.000 But damn, if you can get it, if you can get it from a real good Whole Foods market or one of those sprouts sometimes has raw milk, it tastes better. 0.66

00:19:26.000 Well, Whole Foods now has stuff that's just as normal as Ralph's. 0.99

00:19:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:19:31.000 It's like Whole Foods, the myth has been exposed.

00:19:36.000 Well, the other places like Ralph's and Vaughn's, they're becoming more diverse with their food choices.

00:19:43.000 Right, they're trying to compete with whole foods.

00:19:44.000 They're putting grass-fed meat in there and stuff like that, and organic vegetables.

00:19:48.000 Yeah, they're all...

00:19:49.000 Because that's...

00:19:49.000 The other ones...

00:19:50.000 What is it else?

00:19:51.000 It's like weird granola.

00:19:53.000 You know what I mean?

00:19:54.000 There's like a weird granola aisle. 1.00

00:19:55.000 Like, who's buying this shit? 0.99

00:19:57.000 Weird quinoa section. 1.00

00:19:59.000 This is an empty section, man.

00:20:01.000 I like quinoa.

00:20:01.000 It's tumbleweeds.

00:20:02.000 I tried quinoa for the first time a couple of months ago.

00:20:05.000 It's a very good grain.

00:20:06.000 I tried kale for the first time.

00:20:08.000 What?

00:20:09.000 You never had kale?

00:20:10.000 No, I hadn't.

00:20:11.000 Dude.

00:20:11.000 I'm trying to eat healthy.

00:20:12.000 I'll make you a kale shake.

00:20:13.000 You'll freak out.

00:20:14.000 You'll feel like you're on drugs.

00:20:16.000 Really?

00:20:16.000 Oh man, it just gets you so fired up.

00:20:18.000 So much nutrients just getting jolted into your system.

00:20:22.000 We gotta try this.

00:20:23.000 Use kale, a giant thumb-sized chunk of ginger, four garlic cloves, a pear, and celery. 1.00

00:20:32.000 Shit. 1.00

00:20:33.000 Yes! 1.00

00:20:36.000 And run through the wall. 0.99

00:20:37.000 Dude, when you're drinking this stuff, your whole body's going, what in the fuck is all this? 0.99

00:20:43.000 Because it's blended down. 0.99

00:20:45.000 You don't even have to chew it to absorb it, right?

00:20:47.000 It's just going right in there and getting broken down.

00:20:50.000 You feel great.

00:20:51.000 But then, you better be closed to a bathroom, son.

00:20:54.000 I was about to say that.

00:20:55.000 Yeah, we feel great, but how does the toilet feel?

00:20:58.000 It's cleaning you out.

00:20:59.000 Quickly. 1.00

00:21:00.000 Like a fucking tsunami, son. 1.00

00:21:01.000 It's coming at your butthole door. 1.00

00:21:04.000 And when it goes, especially if you put... 0.98

00:21:07.000 Oh, that's the other thing I forgot to add.

00:21:08.000 You need either coconut oil or MCT oil.

00:21:11.000 What's MCT oil?

00:21:12.000 Medium-chain triglyceride oil.

00:21:15.000 It's essentially an aspect of coconut oil that they extract.

00:21:19.000 It's just a really strong, healthy oil.

00:21:22.000 A lot of people put it in coffee and stuff and different things, but it's a good dietary aid.

00:21:28.000 But you have to put it in there because apparently...

00:21:30.000 At least as it's been explained to me, the nutrients absorb in the body better if there's fat mixed in with them.

00:21:37.000 So that healthy MCT oil or coconut oil, when you put all that stuff in there, then it allows your body to process those nutrients better.

00:21:44.000 But dude, you better be close.

00:21:47.000 I mean, like a sprint away.

00:21:48.000 So this is a cleansing shake.

00:21:50.000 This is a cleanse.

00:21:51.000 It just tastes good.

00:21:52.000 The key is don't put too much MCT oil.

00:21:54.000 That's the key.

00:21:55.000 That seems to be the difference between making it to the bathroom, And having a dreadful result.

00:22:01.000 And calling for help from Laurel Canyon.

00:22:03.000 Yeah, dude.

00:22:04.000 You might have to call for help.

00:22:05.000 Do you eat healthy?

00:22:06.000 I try.

00:22:07.000 I try.

00:22:07.000 You know, I have the vegan friends and I have the friends that, you know, like to cook and eat and the foodies, so I'm trying to walk the fine line.

00:22:15.000 It's hard when you're on the road, right?

00:22:16.000 It is very hard to eat healthy on the road.

00:22:18.000 I go to Whole Foods.

00:22:20.000 I try to get some soup and some chips or whatever for the room, but at 10 at night, it shows up at midnight.

00:22:29.000 I hang around and take pictures with the people, and now it's 1 o'clock, and I'm starving, and there's nothing open that I can get a healthy meal from.

00:22:37.000 Yeah, I always bring protein bars everywhere I go.

00:22:40.000 I bring almonds and protein bars.

00:22:42.000 Those are two good things to bring.

00:22:43.000 I should start doing that.

00:22:44.000 Yeah, it's like it's an easy thing like if you just use it just try to get some nutrition Just to fill your stomach.

00:22:50.000 You're hungry.

00:22:51.000 Just so I'm not hungry anymore.

00:22:53.000 Almonds are great because just a couple handfuls of- Well, I'm allergic to almonds.

00:22:55.000 I can't do almonds.

00:22:56.000 Well, don't listen to me then.

00:22:57.000 I'm allergic to almonds. 1.00

00:22:58.000 I'll be fucked. 1.00

00:22:58.000 Damn. 1.00

00:22:58.000 How'd you get allergic to almonds? 1.00

00:23:00.000 I don't know.

00:23:00.000 I'm allergic to almonds, pecans, I believe walnuts, but not peanuts because peanuts is not a nut.

00:23:06.000 Really?

00:23:07.000 Peanut grows on the ground.

00:23:09.000 Almonds, pecans grow on trees.

00:23:10.000 So something weird there where- Whoa, peanuts grow on the ground.

00:23:14.000 I did not know that.

00:23:14.000 Did you know that?

00:23:16.000 A peanut is not a nut.

00:23:17.000 Nope.

00:23:17.000 Jamie didn't know it either.

00:23:19.000 I can eat peanuts all day.

00:23:20.000 That's crazy.

00:23:21.000 All my life, I've never thought about a peanut tree. 0.99

00:23:23.000 Like, what the fuck does a peanut tree look like? 0.97

00:23:25.000 I've never thought about that once. 0.98

00:23:26.000 Even though Jimmy Carter, I remember, was a peanut farmer in Georgia.

00:23:30.000 That was like a big thing.

00:23:30.000 Oh, that was his brother.

00:23:31.000 Wasn't that his brother?

00:23:32.000 No, he was a peanut farmer.

00:23:34.000 Oh.

00:23:34.000 Jimmy Carter was.

00:23:35.000 He was his family.

00:23:37.000 I could eat peanuts all day.

00:23:38.000 Yeah, man. 0.99

00:23:39.000 But I never knew what a fucking peanut looked like, like in the ground. 0.99

00:23:42.000 I have no idea. 0.99

00:23:43.000 I thought it was a tree.

00:23:44.000 Yeah, no.

00:23:44.000 But even, I never even, like, I could see an orange, if you said, picture an orange tree, I could see it.

00:23:50.000 Picture a peanut tree. 0.99

00:23:51.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:23:53.000 What does that thing look like? 1.00

00:23:54.000 Meanwhile, I've had way more peanuts than I've had oranges.

00:23:56.000 A tree full of squirrels.

00:23:58.000 Yeah.

00:23:58.000 That's what it would look like.

00:23:59.000 Right.

00:24:00.000 You always pictured squirrels with peanuts.

00:24:02.000 See, look.

00:24:03.000 That's what it looks like?

00:24:04.000 So they pulled that out of the ground.

00:24:06.000 Yeah.

00:24:06.000 Whoa.

00:24:07.000 So that's crazy.

00:24:09.000 Yeah, it kind of grows like that on top of the ground right there.

00:24:12.000 Yeah, that picture.

00:24:12.000 Wow.

00:24:13.000 It grows on top of the ground.

00:24:15.000 You just go and pick them.

00:24:15.000 Yeah, you go.

00:24:15.000 I remember picking them with my grandmother back in South Carolina back in the day.

00:24:19.000 It really is a trip. 0.98

00:24:20.000 Some food, some of these plants are incredibly nutritious to your body, and some of these plants will kill the fuck out of you instantly.

00:24:29.000 And nature made people figure it out.

00:24:32.000 You'd have figured it out by trial and error.

00:24:34.000 Trial and error, yes.

00:24:34.000 Can you imagine what it was like?

00:24:35.000 The blowfish.

00:24:36.000 That guy.

00:24:37.000 That first guy.

00:24:37.000 Yeah.

00:24:38.000 Hey, it's a fish.

00:24:39.000 Can we eat fish?

00:24:40.000 Bang.

00:24:40.000 Gone.

00:24:41.000 Dead.

00:24:41.000 Yeah.

00:24:42.000 How about those assholes that still decide to make sushi out of it? 1.00

00:24:45.000 If you cut it an inch to the left or an inch to the right, you're dead. 1.00

00:24:48.000 Like, why not just not eat it?

00:24:50.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:24:51.000 Why not just skip that one?

00:24:53.000 That probably doesn't make it taste better.

00:24:55.000 You got those chopsticks and you're bringing it up to your lips. 0.99

00:24:57.000 You're like, did this guy fuck up? 0.99

00:24:59.000 Maybe this guy's getting old. 0.98

00:25:00.000 Maybe his vision's going bad.

00:25:01.000 He doesn't want to say anything because he wants to keep his job. 1.00

00:25:03.000 I don't know this fucking guy. 1.00

00:25:08.000 What kind of rush? 1.00

00:25:08.000 Just take a bite and wait. 1.00

00:25:10.000 Yeah, like Blowfish Sushi.

00:25:12.000 That's like the wingsuit of sushi.

00:25:16.000 You know?

00:25:17.000 Those crazy people that jump, like my friend Andy Stumpf. 1.00

00:25:19.000 They jump off cliffs and shit with those wingsuits. 1.00

00:25:22.000 That's what that is for sushi eaters. 1.00

00:25:23.000 I saw a guy go through it.

00:25:25.000 It was a guy that went through a cliff.

00:25:28.000 Oh, yeah.

00:25:29.000 Yeah, I saw that.

00:25:30.000 And it was like, if he misses, he's dead instantly.

00:25:32.000 Dead.

00:25:33.000 Dead.

00:25:33.000 There's a lot of videos of those guys dying.

00:25:35.000 There was a video of a guy hitting a bridge.

00:25:38.000 Going like 100 plus miles an hour, hit this bridge.

00:25:41.000 It was awful. 1.00

00:25:43.000 I mean, fucking awful. 0.99

00:25:45.000 Wow. 1.00

00:25:45.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:47.000 Bungee jumping all that stuff.

00:25:48.000 You know, Will Smith is bungee jumping.

00:25:50.000 What?

00:25:50.000 Did you see this video?

00:25:51.000 Will Smith, he posted a video on his Instagram, another guy that has a great Instagram, posted a video about how fear, no, amazing things are right on the other side of fear.

00:26:01.000 Yeah.

00:26:02.000 So he's been doing this thing where he's just conquering all his fears and he has a group of guys that are professional bungee jumpers.

00:26:08.000 They're bungee jumping on his birthday, his 50th birthday, out of a helicopter over the Grand Canyon.

00:26:18.000 Jesus.

00:26:20.000 Yeah.

00:26:20.000 This I gotta see.

00:26:22.000 That seems like a terrible idea. 0.99

00:26:25.000 We did a bunch of that kind of shit on Fear Factor, man. 0.99

00:26:29.000 We did it in the last season. 0.99

00:26:31.000 In the last season, we did a couple of them that really had me freaked out, but one of them They hook people up to these bungee cords.

00:26:39.000 And they had them tied to like a post or something?

00:26:42.000 Or a tree or something?

00:26:43.000 I forget what it was.

00:26:44.000 They were shackled.

00:26:44.000 I think it was a post.

00:26:46.000 And the person had to release them.

00:26:48.000 Figure out which key goes into which lock.

00:26:50.000 And it was like a race to do it.

00:26:52.000 And as soon as you released them, they shot through the air.

00:26:55.000 Because there was a helicopter holding onto a bungee cord behind them.

00:26:58.000 Wow!

00:26:59.000 And then they were just dangling over this canyon.

00:27:01.000 Like bouncing up and down.

00:27:03.000 And I watched the first one.

00:27:04.000 They did a test one.

00:27:07.000 And I watched it and I was like, yeah, I mean, they know what they're doing.

00:27:11.000 I guess they know what they're doing.

00:27:12.000 These guys are like professional stunt guys.

00:27:14.000 But I was like, I would not want to be that person attached to that bungee cord.

00:27:18.000 Who was the person that came up with these things?

00:27:19.000 Like, I would watch the show.

00:27:20.000 I didn't mind the dangerous stuff like that.

00:27:22.000 Just the eating.

00:27:23.000 Like, every time I'm like, how did you know you could eat that?

00:27:26.000 Yeah, they had a whole team of people.

00:27:28.000 How do you know that won't kill you?

00:27:29.000 No, they would do toxicology examinations on certain bugs.

00:27:32.000 They'd grind them up and find out what's bad for you, what's not.

00:27:37.000 Yeah, who's that guy?

00:27:39.000 A lot of those people that ate food, man, that they shouldn't have had to eat.

00:27:42.000 They would do it with interns.

00:27:44.000 Poor interns.

00:27:45.000 Nice kids, too.

00:27:47.000 Scarred for life.

00:27:48.000 Well, they were working on production.

00:27:50.000 Not interns.

00:27:51.000 I'm sorry.

00:27:52.000 They were PAs, production assistants. 0.97

00:27:54.000 And they would have to do these really fucking difficult eating challenges. 0.95

00:28:01.000 If they did it, they'd win a certain amount of money. 0.97

00:28:02.000 They'd get a certain amount of money.

00:28:03.000 I would always give them whatever I had in my pocket, too.

00:28:06.000 They won't eat anything other than a peanut butter and jelly sandwich now.

00:28:10.000 Oh, those poor kids. 0.99

00:28:13.000 Some of it was ridiculous. 0.99

00:28:15.000 There's some things you just can't eat. 0.97

00:28:17.000 You just can't chew it down enough.

00:28:18.000 Right.

00:28:19.000 The smell, you'd be like...

00:28:20.000 Yeah.

00:28:21.000 It's coming up.

00:28:23.000 Yeah, but that didn't scare me. 0.98

00:28:24.000 What scares me is the bungee cords under the helicopters type shit. 0.98

00:28:28.000 That was like... 0.97

00:28:29.000 How do you know that that's gonna work out right every time?

00:28:31.000 I don't know.

00:28:32.000 I'd take the bungee cord over the helicopter before bull nuts and all that stuff. 0.82

00:28:38.000 No.

00:28:38.000 Really?

00:28:39.000 Yes, man.

00:28:40.000 Dude, bull nuts are just meat.

00:28:42.000 You just eat it.

00:28:43.000 That's one of the easiest ones.

00:28:45.000 Bull nuts would be super easy.

00:28:47.000 People love those things.

00:28:48.000 They call them Rocky Mountain oysters.

00:28:50.000 I've heard that.

00:28:51.000 I've seen one of those cooking shows, and they fry them hard.

00:28:54.000 They look like fried pork rinds, and people are just going to town.

00:28:59.000 Oh, is that what they do with them?

00:29:00.000 It looks like pork rinds, really?

00:29:01.000 Yeah, they slice it and fry it up hard.

00:29:03.000 Oh, wow.

00:29:04.000 I hadn't seen that.

00:29:05.000 I'd seen sautéed, and I'd seen where they breaded them.

00:29:10.000 Breaded bull nuts.

00:29:11.000 Breaded them and fried them.

00:29:13.000 Yeah, apparently people love them.

00:29:16.000 There they are.

00:29:17.000 They chopped those up.

00:29:18.000 Rocky Mountain Oysters.

00:29:19.000 Looks like fried cauliflower.

00:29:20.000 Yeah.

00:29:22.000 Man's dominion over animals.

00:29:23.000 Now imagine the person who tells you that's cauliflower, you eat it, or they say it's calamari, you eat it, and then your friend's like, nah, I'm kidding, it was bull nuts.

00:29:30.000 See, it really bothers you that it's bull nuts.

00:29:32.000 Yeah, kinda.

00:29:33.000 Doesn't bother me at all. 0.98

00:29:34.000 I think if you're gonna eat the whole animal, you might as well eat his balls, too. 0.99

00:29:39.000 Just out of respect. 0.99

00:29:41.000 I mean, you know, the whole thing about castrating them is strange too.

00:29:47.000 They only castrate them because they want them to be, that's how you get a steer, right?

00:29:52.000 Like when they make a steak.

00:29:54.000 Right.

00:29:54.000 You get it out of a steer.

00:29:56.000 That means it doesn't breed.

00:29:57.000 It's like a bull that they snipped.

00:29:59.000 Right.

00:29:59.000 That's kind of crazy.

00:30:01.000 That's kind of crazy.

00:30:03.000 Sad.

00:30:04.000 That's just how they do it.

00:30:05.000 Sad for the bull.

00:30:05.000 Sad life.

00:30:08.000 Unfortunate.

00:30:10.000 So, like, they must do that with grass-fed beef, too, right?

00:30:14.000 Probably, yeah.

00:30:16.000 What's the one they put in the box?

00:30:17.000 Wait, it's veal, right?

00:30:19.000 They put it in the box?

00:30:23.000 Yeah, if that doesn't bother you...

00:30:26.000 What kind of person are you?

00:30:28.000 What are you doing?

00:30:29.000 They put the calf, right?

00:30:30.000 Is that what it is?

00:30:31.000 They put the calf in a box so he can't grow?

00:30:32.000 Yeah, and they keep him in the dark.

00:30:34.000 And that keeps the meat tender or something like that?

00:30:37.000 Now, who's the person that came up with that one? 1.00

00:30:39.000 That guy was an asshole. 1.00

00:30:41.000 That guy was an asshole. 1.00

00:30:42.000 We just put it in a dark box for years and then the meat will be... 1.00

00:30:47.000 Yeah.

00:30:47.000 Well, here's the thing that I found from eating wild meat specifically, and I know that everybody can't eat wild meat.

00:30:52.000 I'm very aware of that argument.

00:30:54.000 But none of those animals are like that.

00:30:56.000 They're living this buck wild nature life.

00:31:00.000 They're out there in the woods with predators, and they're surviving for years in the mountains. 0.99

00:31:07.000 There's mountain lions out there and bears out there, and these fucking things have figured out a way to get away from them and survive. 0.99

00:31:13.000 They're wired and alive. 0.99

00:31:16.000 And if you eat one of those, it's just a different thing than eating these prisoners, you know?

00:31:21.000 We're eating prisoners! 1.00

00:31:24.000 That's bad too, to be out in the wild living your life, you're an elk, and then a human walks into this forum that doesn't belong, he's the outsider, and blows your fucking head off. 1.00

00:31:36.000 True, unless you like to eat elk, then it's awesome. 0.99

00:31:40.000 That's exactly what you were looking for.

00:31:42.000 We could decide all day whose land is whose land.

00:31:46.000 It's their land.

00:31:47.000 This is where the elk live.

00:31:48.000 This is their home. 1.00

00:31:49.000 They will walk right through your fucking living room and stomp your kid to death, okay? 1.00

00:31:53.000 Don't get it twisted. 1.00

00:31:55.000 I don't think an elk was coming to my living room.

00:31:57.000 But if they wanted to, they're not respecting our property because they love us.

00:32:02.000 We have a mutual agreement.

00:32:04.000 They're not really dangerous, but moose are. 1.00

00:32:06.000 Moose will fuck you up. 0.99

00:32:08.000 I've heard moose are gigantic. 1.00

00:32:10.000 If you find a moose in your backyard, get the fuck back in your house. 1.00

00:32:13.000 Because a moose might fuck you up. 1.00

00:32:16.000 Oh yeah. 0.99

00:32:17.000 Especially if you come near a mama. 1.00

00:32:19.000 It's a mama in her calves. 0.89

00:32:21.000 I've never seen a moose live. 1.00

00:32:22.000 The fuck away. 0.99

00:32:25.000 They're so big, dude. 1.00

00:32:27.000 They don't even look real.

00:32:28.000 When you see them, they're so big.

00:32:30.000 They're so big.

00:32:31.000 They're like 20 deer. 1.00

00:32:33.000 Damn! 1.00

00:32:34.000 Really? 1.00

00:32:35.000 Moose are like, what, North America?

00:32:37.000 Canada?

00:32:38.000 Yeah, like probably North.

00:32:40.000 There's no moose in like North Carolina.

00:32:42.000 There's moose in Colorado.

00:32:44.000 There's moose in Canada.

00:32:45.000 There's a lot of moose in certain parts of Canada.

00:32:48.000 They eat them?

00:32:48.000 Oh yeah, yeah.

00:32:49.000 There's moose in Alaska.

00:32:50.000 Oh yeah, moose is delicious.

00:32:52.000 But dude, they're so big.

00:32:53.000 You can't believe how big they are when you see them.

00:32:55.000 You've eaten moose before?

00:32:56.000 Yeah, I've eaten moose before.

00:32:57.000 Yeah, it's really good.

00:32:58.000 It's delicious.

00:33:00.000 You eat a lot of stuff, man.

00:33:01.000 Yeah.

00:33:01.000 But I just...

00:33:03.000 I don't know.

00:33:03.000 I like it.

00:33:04.000 It's better for you.

00:33:05.000 But the whole point was this whole veal thing.

00:33:07.000 Like, you know, I don't want that.

00:33:09.000 Right.

00:33:09.000 Like, that is not...

00:33:11.000 Like, that's not...

00:33:12.000 You don't have to eat that.

00:33:14.000 Like, why do you even want it that tender?

00:33:16.000 Like, what are you doing?

00:33:17.000 Does it hurt when you chew? 1.00

00:33:18.000 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:33:20.000 Like, I don't get it, man. 1.00

00:33:22.000 Are you scared of chewing?

00:33:23.000 I just want good tasting food.

00:33:25.000 Can we make this any softer?

00:33:26.000 Yeah.

00:33:27.000 Isn't that weird?

00:33:27.000 It's like, oh, it's so tender.

00:33:28.000 We're so lazy.

00:33:29.000 We don't even want to work out when we eat.

00:33:31.000 We're like, oh, it's so tender.

00:33:33.000 It falls off the bone.

00:33:35.000 It just melts in your mouth. 1.00

00:33:36.000 Chew it, you lazy asshole. 1.00

00:33:38.000 Just take the fuck and get it off the bone. 1.00

00:33:39.000 Just chew it, you fuck. 1.00

00:33:41.000 No, no, I'd rather keep this little baby cow hostage all hog-tied. 1.00

00:33:46.000 Dude.

00:33:47.000 It's horrible.

00:33:48.000 It is horrible.

00:33:49.000 That's one of the more horrible things about farming, right?

00:33:51.000 I guess they have free-range veal, too, which is basically just a calf.

00:33:54.000 What is free-range?

00:33:55.000 Free-range is still in prison and on a farm.

00:33:58.000 Free-range chickens, they can't come and go.

00:34:02.000 They're still on a farm.

00:34:03.000 That's true.

00:34:04.000 But free-range chickens are the exception.

00:34:06.000 Because free-range chickens, they don't get anywhere. 0.83

00:34:07.000 If you have a chicken house, and you have a yard, you don't ever have to fence the chickens in.

00:34:12.000 The only reason why you fence the chickens in is protecting them from other things.

00:34:15.000 They go right in their chicken house at night.

00:34:17.000 I have chickens, we leave the door open.

00:34:19.000 At the end of the day, they just go in their little chicken coop and climb up into their seats.

00:34:23.000 They know what to do.

00:34:25.000 That's their house.

00:34:26.000 They live there.

00:34:27.000 They have some weird relationship with me.

00:34:29.000 They know I bring food.

00:34:30.000 So when I come around, they get excited and they follow me around.

00:34:34.000 But they know where they live.

00:34:35.000 They're not prisoners.

00:34:37.000 They want to be there.

00:34:38.000 You have free-range chickens.

00:34:39.000 Yeah, they're free-range in the sense that I let them out all the time.

00:34:41.000 But the thing about it is they're not going to go to another state.

00:34:45.000 That's not what chickens do. 1.00

00:34:47.000 Chickens hang around.

00:34:48.000 They hang around where they're going to be fed at because they're wild animals.

00:34:52.000 Well, no, they eat all over the yard.

00:34:53.000 We get fed here.

00:34:54.000 This guy comes out and throws grain on the ground twice a day, so we're gonna stay here.

00:34:58.000 Well, it's not even that.

00:34:59.000 When you let them out, they go looking for bugs.

00:35:02.000 That's all they're doing.

00:35:02.000 They wander around the yard.

00:35:04.000 They fuck every bug up. 0.99

00:35:05.000 Every bug's dead. 0.99

00:35:06.000 Every mouse dead.

00:35:08.000 Anything that's in there.

00:35:09.000 Chickens eat mice? 0.99

00:35:09.000 Oh, they eat the fuck out of mice. 0.99

00:35:10.000 Chickens eat mice. 0.98

00:35:12.000 Jamie, I think we need to play an off-played clip for Mr. Rock.

00:35:16.000 Yeah, dude.

00:35:18.000 I didn't know either until I got them.

00:35:20.000 They eat mice.

00:35:21.000 They chase mice down in a ferocious manner.

00:35:24.000 To the point where cats...

00:35:26.000 Please pull this up. 0.95

00:35:27.000 There's a fantastic video of a cat playing with a mouse, and a chicken comes over and shows them how the fuck it's done.

00:35:33.000 So here's one where they're going to put a mouse, and this chicken's going to grab it from this dude. 0.89

00:35:37.000 That's not as impressive, Jamie.

00:35:38.000 Give me the one where the...

00:35:41.000 Give me the one with a cat.

00:35:43.000 The chicken steals the mouse from the cat.

00:35:47.000 It says, do chicken eat mice?

00:35:49.000 People have these questions.

00:35:53.000 We had a mouse get into the chicken coop once, just randomly.

00:35:58.000 This is it.

00:35:58.000 Watch this.

00:35:59.000 Look at this cat. 0.99

00:36:01.000 The cat's thinking about getting the mouse, and the chicken's like, bitch, give me that. 1.00

00:36:04.000 Look at this. 1.00

00:36:08.000 Did you fucking know? 1.00

00:36:09.000 Wow. 1.00

00:36:10.000 Ferocious, dude.

00:36:11.000 Just consuming it.

00:36:12.000 See, cats kill things. 0.90

00:36:13.000 And the cat didn't even try to get it.

00:36:15.000 The cat was like, you got it.

00:36:15.000 He was gonna.

00:36:16.000 He was taking his time.

00:36:17.000 He was having a good old time.

00:36:18.000 No, he didn't try to get it from the chicken.

00:36:19.000 Right.

00:36:20.000 The chicken got it.

00:36:20.000 Okay, you got it, man.

00:36:21.000 No, chickens are too crazy. 0.95

00:36:23.000 Wow.

00:36:24.000 Okay.

00:36:24.000 Learn something new every day.

00:36:25.000 Chicken eat nice. 1.00

00:36:26.000 Wild little fuckers. 1.00

00:36:28.000 So they just go around my yard, jacking everything that moves. 1.00

00:36:31.000 How many chickens you got?

00:36:32.000 Thirteen. 1.00

00:36:32.000 Damn. 1.00

00:36:33.000 I lost a bunch of them. 1.00

00:36:34.000 You got a rooster? 0.95

00:36:34.000 Lost a bunch of them to coyotes. 0.95

00:36:36.000 Yeah?

00:36:37.000 Yeah.

00:36:37.000 No rooster.

00:36:38.000 Can't have a rooster. 1.00

00:36:39.000 That's an asshole move. 1.00

00:36:41.000 Every morning. 1.00

00:36:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:44.000 I was in Tampa.

00:36:45.000 You've done the Tampa Improv.

00:36:46.000 You see the chickens all around Ybor?

00:36:48.000 Yeah, they do.

00:36:49.000 You do chickens.

00:36:49.000 Five in the morning.

00:36:51.000 He's like, what the fuck, man? 1.00

00:36:53.000 Can they do something about this? 1.00

00:36:56.000 I used to have a gardener that he kept roosters, like fighting roosters. 0.98

00:37:00.000 And I went over to his house for something.

00:37:02.000 And he lived in this super Mexican neighborhood where everything was in Spanish.

00:37:07.000 All the signs were in Spanish.

00:37:08.000 Everything.

00:37:09.000 I was like, wow.

00:37:10.000 I mean, it was almost like visiting a section.

00:37:12.000 Super Mexican? 0.99

00:37:13.000 Nothing was in English.

00:37:15.000 Everything was in Spanish.

00:37:15.000 But it was just super Mexican, to the point where everybody in his little area had boxes of chicken coops in the backyard, just stacked.

00:37:24.000 Fighting chickens.

00:37:25.000 Yeah, fighting chickens.

00:37:26.000 Dude, I mean, like five houses on this one block.

00:37:32.000 That's the cultural thing, right?

00:37:33.000 Fighting chickens. 0.99

00:37:34.000 So, like, people fight dogs and everybody's, what the fuck? 0.98

00:37:37.000 It's like, isn't that a cultural thing also? 0.98

00:37:40.000 Disclaimer, I don't fight dogs.

00:37:42.000 I don't even own a dog.

00:37:43.000 I get it.

00:37:43.000 We make a distinction between chickens and dogs.

00:37:46.000 Because we eat chickens.

00:37:47.000 Because we eat chickens and because you never really form a bond with a chicken.

00:37:51.000 Like, chickens are always...

00:37:52.000 They're never really there for you.

00:37:55.000 You know, like, my dog's there for me.

00:37:57.000 I come home, I'm like, my man!

00:37:59.000 He gets happy.

00:38:00.000 I go, what are you doing?

00:38:01.000 How are you, sir?

00:38:02.000 He gives me kisses.

00:38:03.000 He rolls on his back.

00:38:04.000 A dog is a family member.

00:38:05.000 A chicken is a meal.

00:38:06.000 Yeah, and he listens to me.

00:38:08.000 He's...

00:38:11.000 He's patient.

00:38:12.000 You can train a chicken. 1.00

00:38:14.000 You can't train shit with a chicken. 1.00

00:38:16.000 You can teach them where the food is. 1.00

00:38:18.000 That's it.

00:38:19.000 No, you just make the noise and they know when they hear that noise.

00:38:22.000 We have a box of dried worms.

00:38:26.000 We shake this box of dried mealworms and as soon as they hear that they come running.

00:38:30.000 They love those things.

00:38:32.000 They're little monsters.

00:38:32.000 It's like fish when you put your hand over...

00:38:34.000 Uh-huh.

00:38:34.000 They think you can drop some food on them.

00:38:37.000 Yeah.

00:38:38.000 Yeah, you can train them that much.

00:38:40.000 So we make a distinction.

00:38:41.000 So when someone's forcing dogs to kill each other, that's like forcing a family member that can't read to fight to the death.

00:38:47.000 It's like making two of your friends fight to the death.

00:38:49.000 Yeah, like if you have a family member who can't read and you trick them into fighting to the death.

00:38:54.000 Tell him you'll love him the most if he does it.

00:38:56.000 Hey, dude, if you fight to death, I will love you the most.

00:38:59.000 But you have to win for me to love you.

00:39:01.000 He's just smart for like a plant.

00:39:04.000 Smart for like, you know, like a...

00:39:08.000 But not smart for a person.

00:39:09.000 Right.

00:39:10.000 You know, he's not quiet.

00:39:11.000 But you can talk him into it.

00:39:12.000 Just ask him a question.

00:39:13.000 I don't want anybody to get upset and say I said anything about fighting dogs.

00:39:15.000 I know how sensitive some people are.

00:39:17.000 Dude, today you can't riff anymore.

00:39:19.000 You can't just talk off the top of your head.

00:39:21.000 Right, right. 0.99

00:39:21.000 You know, like sometimes you say some shit where you're just exploring it. 0.99

00:39:25.000 Like, what? 0.99

00:39:25.000 How come it's okay with chickens and it's not okay with dogs? 0.99

00:39:28.000 Right.

00:39:28.000 And you might actually be only...

00:39:30.000 You might be... 0.99

00:39:31.000 The only reasonable way to do that was to say it's fucked up with chickens, too. 0.99

00:39:36.000 That's the reasonable way. 0.98

00:39:37.000 But people would always misinterpret it and go with the worst way is to say, what's wrong with fighting dogs?

00:39:42.000 Which is not what you said.

00:39:43.000 They're going to hear what they want to hear.

00:39:44.000 But you were really saying, why should you be able to fight chickens?

00:39:47.000 Why shouldn't we love chickens just as much?

00:39:49.000 Because we eat them.

00:39:50.000 Because they're delicious.

00:39:51.000 Shouldn't they get the nod because they're delicious?

00:39:56.000 I went to an ashram once.

00:39:59.000 And this lady who was there, she and I were having a conversation.

00:40:02.000 And I noticed that she had ant spray.

00:40:06.000 And I said, what do you do with the ant spray?

00:40:08.000 She goes, well, it's unfortunate, but we have to use it because the ants have been getting to the garbage.

00:40:12.000 I go, what? 0.99

00:40:14.000 I go, you guys are murderers? 0.99

00:40:15.000 You guys are killing ants? 0.99

00:40:16.000 And she started laughing.

00:40:17.000 She thought it was kind of funny.

00:40:19.000 She's like, eh.

00:40:20.000 We draw the line.

00:40:21.000 That's one thing about Buddhists, like a lot of Buddhists, they don't take themselves too seriously to the point where they can't crack out a little joke about... 1.00

00:40:29.000 That's good. 0.64

00:40:30.000 The hypocrisy of the fact they're using bug spray in an ashram.

00:40:34.000 That's very good. 0.97

00:40:35.000 Death spray. 0.94

00:40:36.000 You're killing all these organisms.

00:40:37.000 But we decide that that's okay.

00:40:40.000 Whereas if her backyard was invaded by house cats, she just went out and shotgunned them.

00:40:44.000 You can't do that. 0.96

00:40:46.000 You can't do that, but you can spray the fuck out of these little bugs. 1.00

00:40:49.000 And you've got to kill them. 1.00

00:40:50.000 It's like when things are little, we're like, I can't be bothered worrying about you. 1.00

00:40:53.000 You're too little.

00:40:54.000 Yeah.

00:40:55.000 Weird, right?

00:40:55.000 Buddhist, you would think, though.

00:40:56.000 They would...

00:40:57.000 Yeah.

00:40:58.000 Yeah.

00:40:59.000 Yeah, you would think that they would figure out a better way to keep those ants out.

00:41:05.000 They're lazy. 0.99

00:41:06.000 They wanted to kill them. 1.00

00:41:08.000 Buddhist are lazy. 1.00

00:41:10.000 Well, that one was. 0.99

00:41:11.000 We just learned it today.

00:41:12.000 Well, don't you think there could have been a way to clean them up with water and not kill them? 0.98

00:41:18.000 No, you'd still kill some. 0.99

00:41:20.000 You'd still kill some. 1.00

00:41:21.000 Why not just sweep them out? 1.00

00:41:22.000 Like, you're a Buddhist.

00:41:22.000 Why not just sweep them outside?

00:41:24.000 But even then, you're murdering dozens and dozens of ants. 0.98

00:41:27.000 If you just had a broom and you started hitting those ants, you're going to fuck up a few. 0.99

00:41:31.000 Or how about you get an anteater if you're a Buddhist? 1.00

00:41:34.000 Because now it's Circle of Life type shit. 0.99

00:41:36.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:41:36.000 Damn, maybe. 1.00

00:41:38.000 Get a chicken. 1.00

00:41:40.000 Get a chicken.

00:41:40.000 Chicken eats.

00:41:41.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:41:42.000 Then you got chicken shit all over your kitchen. 0.98

00:41:44.000 Well, you sweep that up. 0.99

00:41:45.000 That's not going to kill anybody.

00:41:46.000 That's true.

00:41:47.000 Maybe that's the move for a Buddhist. 1.00

00:41:50.000 Yeah, they should have chickens outside the ashram.

00:41:52.000 Hmm.

00:41:54.000 We're finding answers here.

00:41:56.000 We're getting answers.

00:41:56.000 We're getting down to the bottom.

00:41:57.000 I wonder if they try to make their chickens vegetarian.

00:41:59.000 Here, what does it say here?

00:42:00.000 If you have an infestation, use your vacuum to quickly get rid of the invaders, then immediately empty the vacuum bag in the outdoor compost pile or at some distance from your house.

00:42:09.000 Do not use ant bait or poison, like sprays like Raid.

00:42:13.000 That continue in the toxic waste stream from their point of manufacture to their ultimate destination in landfills via runoff or sewage.

00:42:22.000 Well, that's very conscious of them.

00:42:23.000 So they're saying, don't use bug spray, just use a vacuum cleaner.

00:42:28.000 You're still going to kill some, guaranteed.

00:42:31.000 You're sucking those little tiny things into a huge metal tube. 0.99

00:42:36.000 What could go wrong?

00:42:38.000 Get a chicken, man.

00:42:39.000 Can you imagine if somebody, like, assumed that you would be okay, and they used something of proportionate size to suck you off the earth?

00:42:47.000 Like, yeah, they'll be fine.

00:42:48.000 They'll be fine.

00:42:49.000 You land on a pile of other people going 180 miles an hour.

00:42:52.000 Or you and another person get sucked up at the same time, and you just smash into each other, your broken arms and shoulders. 0.97

00:42:57.000 I think that's ridiculous. 0.93

00:42:58.000 What would you do if there wasn't a vacuum cleaner, Mr. Buddhist Answer Man? 1.00

00:43:01.000 Huh?

00:43:02.000 What if there's no vacuum cleaner?

00:43:03.000 Would you use a broom? 0.96

00:43:06.000 A vacuum cleaner is gonna fuck those ants up. 1.00

00:43:09.000 I say chicken. 0.90

00:43:11.000 Chicken eats ants.

00:43:12.000 Yeah, I think I like what you're doing.

00:43:13.000 I think that's a smart way of thinking.

00:43:16.000 Ant-eater, even further.

00:43:18.000 But I think ant-eaters just like to get to a mound of dirt and just go to town.

00:43:21.000 I don't know if they would hunt them down.

00:43:23.000 They stick their tongues in the ant hole, right?

00:43:25.000 Right, right, right.

00:43:26.000 Tongues are like sticky, so it's just like they're just eating for days. 1.00

00:43:30.000 But what if they wiped them out real quick and then you got a fucking ant-eater that you have to feed, then you got to bring in ants, and you're like, what kind of an asshole am I? What eats an ant-eater? 0.99

00:43:38.000 What eats an ant-eater? 1.00

00:43:39.000 You bring in a fucking jaguar. 1.00

00:43:40.000 You bring in a black bear. 1.00

00:43:41.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:45.000 Now you're a psycho Buddhist. 1.00

00:43:46.000 Dude, there is a crazy video that I tweeted of these tourists walking through the woods and they're walking down a trail and they run into a fucking gigantic grizzly bear. 1.00

00:43:57.000 It is a terrifying video. 0.99

00:43:59.000 Wow.

00:43:59.000 I tweeted it?

00:44:01.000 Yeah.

00:44:01.000 I didn't put it on Instagram.

00:44:04.000 Dude, this thing is so big.

00:44:06.000 And they're like, all right, back up!

00:44:07.000 Back up, sir!

00:44:08.000 They got away.

00:44:09.000 Back up!

00:44:09.000 Yeah, they got away.

00:44:10.000 Yeah.

00:44:11.000 Did you see the video of the poachers that went to kill the rhino and the lion killed them?

00:44:15.000 I heard about it.

00:44:15.000 Is there a video of it?

00:44:16.000 I saw a picture.

00:44:16.000 I saw a still picture.

00:44:17.000 Oh, okay. 0.99

00:44:18.000 Yeah, I didn't know if they got a video, but yeah, that's fucked up. 1.00

00:44:21.000 That's fucking... 1.00

00:44:22.000 A few dudes got jacked, right? 1.00

00:44:23.000 That's we even.

00:44:24.000 That's the lion saying we even.

00:44:26.000 Look at this.

00:44:27.000 Turn up the volume, Jamie.

00:44:30.000 I don't want to use my best break. 0.99

00:44:31.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:44:33.000 I don't want to use my bear spray. 0.99

00:44:35.000 That's a good boy.

00:44:38.000 That's a good boy.

00:44:40.000 He's coming around. 0.99

00:44:41.000 What the fuck do you mean, good boy? 0.99

00:44:44.000 That's good. 1.00

00:44:45.000 Can I come forward?

00:44:47.000 Yeah, see, here's the thing. 1.00

00:44:49.000 These motherfuckers, it's following him. 1.00

00:44:51.000 It's circling him around. 1.00

00:44:53.000 Yeah, he's...

00:44:54.000 That thing is circling him, man.

00:44:56.000 It's going towards him.

00:44:57.000 That's a good boy.

00:44:59.000 That thing is coming way too close to him, man.

00:45:03.000 It's like going in a circle. 0.99

00:45:07.000 Crap, he's huge. 1.00

00:45:09.000 Hell no. 1.00

00:45:10.000 Yeah, they got lucky there.

00:45:12.000 I would have been gone.

00:45:13.000 The scary thing about that is that bear could have just decided randomly through some firing of his bear synapses to take a left instead of a right.

00:45:21.000 Just go at him. 0.90

00:45:22.000 He could have easily decided that. 0.96

00:45:23.000 Those things scare the shit out of me. 0.55

00:45:27.000 You know why, man? 0.54

00:45:28.000 We don't believe in things we don't see.

00:45:30.000 We don't believe in them.

00:45:31.000 What do you mean?

00:45:32.000 You don't believe in things you don't see.

00:45:33.000 You know it's real, but you don't believe in it.

00:45:35.000 The danger?

00:45:35.000 No, you don't believe in it.

00:45:37.000 It's not a real thing in your world.

00:45:39.000 Right, right, right.

00:45:39.000 If you were outside and you saw that, if you were with those people in Australia, you'd be like, oh, Jesus Christ, this is real.

00:45:47.000 Well, no, if I was there, I would know that that's the reality.

00:45:49.000 That's real.

00:45:50.000 Like, my world doesn't involve being somewhere near that close to a bear.

00:45:54.000 So to see it in my world would be...

00:45:56.000 It wouldn't be real.

00:45:58.000 No. 0.99

00:45:58.000 I'd be like, holy shit, this can't be happening. 0.99

00:46:00.000 But if you were with those people, if you went on that trip with them... 0.99

00:46:02.000 Yeah, I'd be...

00:46:03.000 That would be one of the craziest things you could ever do.

00:46:07.000 Your whole existence gets down to the chance that this thing makes a decision to go one way or another.

00:46:15.000 Otherwise, it's just going to run you down and tear you apart.

00:46:17.000 That's like life. 0.99

00:46:17.000 If you go in certain scenarios, you're like, wait, this shit can get real fast. 0.99

00:46:22.000 Real fast. 1.00

00:46:22.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:23.000 That's one of them, man.

00:46:25.000 That's life. 1.00

00:46:26.000 Inner city life is just like, holy shit. 0.99

00:46:28.000 Is this about to pop off in here? 0.99

00:46:30.000 Yeah.

00:46:31.000 Right?

00:46:31.000 Like how many people died in Chicago last week?

00:46:33.000 Some insane number.

00:46:35.000 There was the reporting on the lack of attention that the murders in Chicago were getting in like the national news and how crazy it is.

00:46:44.000 I've been to Chicago several times.

00:46:46.000 The one thing that sticks out to me every time I go there is how segregated it is.

00:46:50.000 Yeah, I've never gone anywhere.

00:46:52.000 For a major city like New York is like we're all right piled up together.

00:46:56.000 Four killed, 24 wounded in weekend shootings.

00:47:01.000 God.

00:47:03.000 28 people got shot, dude.

00:47:06.000 That is crazy.

00:47:09.000 28 people in a weekend.

00:47:10.000 12, 15 in the afternoon, it said. 1.00

00:47:13.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:47:15.000 Standing on the sidewalk. 1.00

00:47:16.000 Jesus Christ.

00:47:17.000 Someone opened fire.

00:47:19.000 Jesus Christ.

00:47:21.000 19-year-old.

00:47:22.000 There is a war going on in Chicago that's way more deadly than most of the wars we're engaging in overseas.

00:47:29.000 You don't hear about that many soldiers dying every day.

00:47:32.000 Now, that's another scenario, how we said, like, that's real.

00:47:36.000 Yeah, that's real.

00:47:36.000 That's real.

00:47:37.000 Right.

00:47:37.000 Unless you're there.

00:47:38.000 You walk outside in Chicago, that is a real fear that you should have.

00:47:42.000 And this is what's great.

00:47:42.000 The number of people in Chicago this year passes 1,400!

00:47:47.000 1,400 people shot!

00:47:49.000 Now, how many people do we know how many people got shot, like, doing tours of Afghanistan?

00:47:55.000 That's a good question.

00:47:57.000 Is it 1,400?

00:47:58.000 So what is this?

00:47:58.000 This is over the year?

00:48:00.000 This is just this year.

00:48:01.000 Just this year?

00:48:02.000 This year, yeah.

00:48:03.000 Okay.

00:48:03.000 So let's Google how many soldiers were shot overseas this year.

00:48:09.000 You know, that's a weird thing, man, that we got a war going on.

00:48:12.000 If that was Mexicans invading North Dakota and shooting people and that many people were dying every day, we would be taking action. 1.00

00:48:19.000 But because it's happening to people... 0.96

00:48:22.000 If it was 1,400 and a hundred of them were white people, it would be an issue. 0.92

00:48:26.000 Oh, yeah.

00:48:27.000 If it was 1,300 black people and 100 white people, it'd be... 0.82

00:48:30.000 Yeah. 0.53

00:48:30.000 We shut Chicago down. 0.53

00:48:32.000 You're really right.

00:48:33.000 This is...

00:48:33.000 I mean, it's something that people don't talk about.

00:48:35.000 It's 300...

00:48:36.000 I mean, it's like...

00:48:37.000 That would be crazy.

00:48:39.000 That's a weird statistic.

00:48:41.000 It's a terrible situation, like culturally, to have something like this as a glaring point.

00:48:47.000 And with 1,400 people being shot, that means, and people don't want to realize this, is, you know, post-traumatic stress disorder is a real thing in the ghetto as well as in...

00:48:59.000 The hills of Afghanistan.

00:49:00.000 Of course.

00:49:01.000 It's real.

00:49:01.000 Of course.

00:49:02.000 So when you see something, when people are like, why do these guys have guns on them?

00:49:05.000 It's like, dude, 1,400 people got shot.

00:49:07.000 I'm just trying to get to school and back.

00:49:08.000 Yeah.

00:49:08.000 I'm trying to get to work and back.

00:49:09.000 Of course.

00:49:12.000 It's, you know, we're not protecting those people.

00:49:16.000 Exactly.

00:49:16.000 If they were stuck somewhere overseas in the middle of some war, and they were American citizens, they'd be like, please help get us out of here.

00:49:25.000 If there was a place that had statistically the numbers of the south side of Chicago where all the murders going down, if there was a place statistically in another part of the world, we would be saying...

00:49:35.000 Put those numbers anywhere else, and it's a crisis.

00:49:38.000 If we had, let's say, Hawaii.

00:49:40.000 Let's say if we had just moved into Hawaii, just took over Hawaii, and then we were in an area where people started getting shot and killed by locals like that.

00:49:49.000 We would want to extract those people from Hawaii. 1.00

00:49:52.000 We'd scoop them up from an island.

00:49:54.000 We would think they'd be shooting at the helicopters as we rescue them.

00:49:56.000 Right?

00:49:57.000 Right.

00:49:57.000 Well, you just look at the real numbers, just the raw numbers.

00:49:59.000 That's a crazy number of people getting shot in a year.

00:50:02.000 Just this year.

00:50:02.000 This is July.

00:50:03.000 July just started.

00:50:05.000 How many soldiers got shot?

00:50:06.000 I'm trying to find the wounded.

00:50:08.000 I can only find deaths.

00:50:10.000 Okay, what's the deaths?

00:50:11.000 It's only like 1,500 total since like 2001. Since 2001, man!

00:50:17.000 This is since January!

00:50:19.000 It seems weird saying only.

00:50:22.000 I know what you're saying.

00:50:23.000 You're saying in comparison to the other number, since January.

00:50:26.000 Yeah, that's insane.

00:50:27.000 That's crazy.

00:50:28.000 That is insane.

00:50:30.000 And that's happening right here in the good old U.S. of A. in one of the biggest cities in the world.

00:50:35.000 Chicago's a giant, awesome city.

00:50:36.000 And it's happening in other cities also that people don't know about.

00:50:38.000 But Chicago's the most glaring.

00:50:40.000 I don't travel around there, so I don't know what happened or why it happened, why they have this segregation there and what it was all about.

00:50:49.000 Go to Chicago, man. 0.78

00:50:50.000 It's like black people all the way over there. 1.00

00:50:53.000 Then there's downtown where it's nice and everybody's, you know...

00:50:56.000 Detroit has that too, right?

00:50:57.000 Detroit as well, yes.

00:50:58.000 Yeah.

00:50:59.000 Yeah, um, man.

00:51:02.000 And you go down south, it's like that?

00:51:04.000 You go to Louisiana?

00:51:06.000 It's crazy!

00:51:07.000 If you were the king, or the president, Tony Rock- If I was the president?

00:51:11.000 How do you fix this?

00:51:15.000 You have to fix this.

00:51:17.000 It's a process, man.

00:51:18.000 First, I always say number one is education.

00:51:21.000 Education is number one.

00:51:23.000 If you're getting a better education, then you just avoid the pitfalls naturally because you just know that certain things are wrong.

00:51:32.000 And by getting a better education, you have opportunities to do.

00:51:36.000 You have music appreciation.

00:51:38.000 You have the arts.

00:51:40.000 You have sports.

00:51:40.000 You have things to occupy you.

00:51:43.000 During school hours and after school hours.

00:51:45.000 There's no type of any type of extracurricular activities for these kids.

00:51:50.000 In Chicago, there's gang life, which you are born into, which you are expected to go into once you are a certain age.

00:51:56.000 Alright, you're a man now, here's a gun.

00:51:58.000 We don't like those guys.

00:52:00.000 Those guys don't like us.

00:52:01.000 You don't even question it.

00:52:02.000 It's like my father's been this way, my grandfather's been this way, my uncles are this way, my big brothers are this way.

00:52:06.000 You're born right into it.

00:52:08.000 You're born in a war zone.

00:52:09.000 Alright, and you don't question it.

00:52:11.000 And it's a war zone where you sleep and your family lives.

00:52:14.000 Right.

00:52:14.000 Not just a war zone with soldiers, but a war zone with families.

00:52:17.000 And another thing, better education, you're more worldly.

00:52:21.000 If you see the world, you realize how small your neighborhood is and there's a bigger world out there and you want to go places and see things, then you realize, like, what are we doing here?

00:52:30.000 But these are people that I guarantee probably never left Chicago.

00:52:35.000 Probably never went on vacation to the South to visit grandparents and realized, damn, the South is nice and quiet and the people are friendly and they've never been to, you know...

00:52:47.000 The zoo and saw an animal and went home and Googled the mating rituals of this. 0.95

00:52:52.000 Open your mind.

00:52:54.000 Open your mind.

00:52:55.000 You see the world.

00:52:56.000 The stuff that you're involved in becomes just so small.

00:53:00.000 Yeah.

00:53:01.000 This guy, I don't like this guy because he has one red and I have one blue.

00:53:03.000 I don't get it.

00:53:04.000 So education.

00:53:06.000 That tiny little area, you know, that he operates in with his living his life.

00:53:12.000 It does matter.

00:53:13.000 You know, it's a reality.

00:53:14.000 Right, right.

00:53:14.000 Your reality is what's around you.

00:53:17.000 Yeah, that's what...

00:53:18.000 Until you get a scope of a bigger world.

00:53:20.000 Like, I grew up in the hood.

00:53:21.000 I grew up in Bedside, Brooklyn.

00:53:22.000 One of the wildest neighborhoods when I was growing up there.

00:53:24.000 But my vision was past it.

00:53:26.000 My vision was, yeah, this is going on outside, but I'm going to be there one day.

00:53:30.000 What do you attribute having the ability to do that to?

00:53:35.000 Having a mom and a dad.

00:53:37.000 My father worked two full-time jobs my whole childhood.

00:53:40.000 My father literally worked 80 hours a week.

00:53:43.000 80! 0.99

00:53:44.000 So just to see him go every day, like, damn, this dude works hard, man. 0.94

00:53:49.000 Didn't have a lot to show for it. 0.99

00:53:51.000 Made sure his kids had...

00:53:53.000 Mom was a teacher.

00:53:54.000 Education was, you know, she made an emphasis on it.

00:53:58.000 Wow.

00:53:58.000 You know, it was like my friends, one of my best friends down the block, no dad.

00:54:04.000 My friend across the street, no dad.

00:54:05.000 My friend two doors down, no dad.

00:54:07.000 Then crack came. 0.99

00:54:09.000 And that was, everything fucked up. 0.97

00:54:11.000 Everything started just, the neighborhood started just to, you know. 0.94

00:54:15.000 Yeah, that was like a plague.

00:54:17.000 Crack was people that are alive today, or young kids today, they don't remember the 80s.

00:54:23.000 There was like a plague.

00:54:25.000 A plague hit.

00:54:27.000 Everybody knew somebody that got hit.

00:54:28.000 And so many people's lives were gone.

00:54:32.000 Done.

00:54:33.000 Done.

00:54:34.000 Over.

00:54:34.000 People who were doing fine, and then all of a sudden...

00:54:37.000 Yep, I remember it.

00:54:40.000 I remember it well.

00:54:42.000 Yeah, it was a weird crime wave, too.

00:54:44.000 Yeah, started losing friends.

00:54:45.000 That's what happened.

00:54:46.000 I started losing friends.

00:54:48.000 I saw...

00:54:48.000 Like, people don't...

00:54:50.000 It was crazy, man. 1.00

00:54:51.000 Like, some of the shit we saw... 1.00

00:54:53.000 I saw a friend get shot in the head. 1.00

00:54:55.000 Like, talk to him on the corner.

00:54:58.000 Engaged.

00:54:59.000 What's up, man?

00:54:59.000 Yeah, we gonna play ball later.

00:55:00.000 You wanna play ball?

00:55:01.000 Alright, cool. 0.94

00:55:01.000 I'll hit you later. 0.94

00:55:02.000 Turn to walk down the block. 0.91

00:55:04.000 Looked maybe, you know, a thousand feet away and looked back to like, just, you know, look around the neighborhood and saw a guy just run up.

00:55:11.000 Bang! 1.00

00:55:13.000 He looked like, if you ever see an old Big Daddy Kane album, he had the flat top and a bunch of jewelry on, on the corner, on the payphone.

00:55:22.000 This was beeper days.

00:55:23.000 And the guy ran up on him while he was returning a beep and just tried to rob him.

00:55:29.000 And then he went for his gun.

00:55:30.000 And the guy just, boom, right in his head.

00:55:32.000 Right on the corner of my block.

00:55:34.000 Right on the corner of my block.

00:55:36.000 And I went home and my parents were there and I was like, this is crazy, man.

00:55:40.000 And that's where I grew up.

00:55:42.000 But my vision was not confined to where I was.

00:55:45.000 It was, I'm going to be, you know...

00:55:47.000 You were very fortunate.

00:55:48.000 Once I get out of here, I'm going to do this.

00:55:50.000 And once I leave here, I'm going to...

00:55:51.000 You're very fortunate to have those kind of examples of your dad who worked like that and your mom.

00:55:57.000 Very fortunate.

00:55:58.000 That's awesome.

00:55:59.000 Yeah, man.

00:56:00.000 It's hard for some people if they didn't get the break that you got in that regard.

00:56:04.000 Absolutely.

00:56:05.000 That's why I don't...

00:56:06.000 It's not missed on me.

00:56:07.000 I realize if I didn't get that...

00:56:09.000 I didn't catch that last chopper.

00:56:12.000 Good for you, man.

00:56:14.000 But that's where character comes from, too.

00:56:17.000 Having someone like that as an example.

00:56:20.000 Like how someone who can work two full-time jobs.

00:56:24.000 That's a force of will.

00:56:26.000 Most people struggle with one, man.

00:56:27.000 One is hard.

00:56:29.000 Eight hours a day?

00:56:30.000 That's a long time.

00:56:31.000 My dad's rule was everybody had to have a job at 14. So 13 was your last summer.

00:56:35.000 Enjoy yourself at 13. Have a ball.

00:56:38.000 Do whatever you want to do.

00:56:38.000 14, you're getting a job.

00:56:40.000 Wow.

00:56:41.000 Yep.

00:56:42.000 No, he didn't play at all.

00:56:43.000 14, job. 0.97

00:56:45.000 Yeah, you know, those guys, the thing is, man, that's a bitter pill to swallow when you're young, but damn, the dudes who go through that always seem like they have an extra gear.

00:56:57.000 I know a lot of dudes who went through boot camp-type dads, and they did not like it. 0.99

00:57:02.000 But they can do some shit, like just a little bit more shit than other people can do. 1.00

00:57:07.000 They might not like the fact that their dad was always telling them what to do, but these motherfuckers can hike 20 miles and not complain. 1.00

00:57:12.000 My dad wasn't boot camp, but it was like, you're gonna work. 0.99

00:57:15.000 That's not even a question.

00:57:16.000 You're gonna work.

00:57:17.000 And then I have so many siblings that what his rule was, we all had to take care of each other.

00:57:21.000 So my oldest brother, of course, he turns 14 first.

00:57:25.000 He's working.

00:57:26.000 He gets paid.

00:57:26.000 You have to give everybody $5.

00:57:28.000 You got paid today?

00:57:29.000 Give all your siblings $5.

00:57:30.000 Wow.

00:57:31.000 Next brother gets a job.

00:57:32.000 Now it's two brothers working.

00:57:33.000 Give everybody $5.

00:57:34.000 Wow.

00:57:34.000 So we all had to...

00:57:35.000 It was like a...

00:57:36.000 Socialism.

00:57:37.000 Yeah, my dad just made sure it all worked.

00:57:39.000 That's cool.

00:57:40.000 That's very generous, too.

00:57:42.000 That's like everybody...

00:57:43.000 That's forcing everybody to be in it together.

00:57:45.000 Right.

00:57:45.000 That's smart.

00:57:46.000 And taking...

00:57:47.000 And then it was...

00:57:47.000 The rule was...

00:57:49.000 It was...

00:57:49.000 If your brother's in a fight, you're in a fight.

00:57:51.000 So then it became don't fuck with the Rock brothers because there's so many of them you have to fight all of them. 0.98

00:57:56.000 So that kind of kept us safe during this whole, you know... 0.99

00:57:59.000 Wow, that's awesome.

00:58:01.000 And what a...

00:58:03.000 It's a bad situation to be in, but a great place to develop character.

00:58:08.000 There's a lot of opportunities to develop character there.

00:58:10.000 You know who you are.

00:58:12.000 You know that you develop a sense of go and get it.

00:58:19.000 Work hard.

00:58:20.000 No excuses.

00:58:22.000 Nobody's doing it for you.

00:58:23.000 Nobody's coming to save you.

00:58:24.000 You're responsible for you.

00:58:27.000 Yeah, man.

00:58:27.000 We all need to have a little bit more of that in our life and then also a little bit more community, too.

00:58:32.000 Absolutely.

00:58:33.000 Oh, yeah.

00:58:33.000 And we grew up in a time where it was next door neighbor could spank you.

00:58:37.000 Right.

00:58:38.000 Lady across the street could grab you and make you sit down on the stoop until your mother came home. 1.00

00:58:42.000 Right, right.

00:58:42.000 The guy in the bodega at the corner would tell you to sit inside until your mother came home.

00:58:47.000 Yeah, people would police the neighborhood, police the neighborhood kids.

00:58:51.000 Now we live in, don't talk to my kid, don't touch my kid.

00:58:53.000 Yeah, right?

00:58:54.000 Get off my son, don't touch my child. 0.99

00:58:56.000 There's a lot of that.

00:58:57.000 Well, it's because somebody...

00:58:58.000 Man, this is the weird balance.

00:59:00.000 I talked about this recently, but my cousin, I saw my cousin get smacked by some lady once when we were both like... 1.00

00:59:06.000 My cousin's a year younger than me, so I might have been six and she might have been five, somewhere around there.

00:59:11.000 It wasn't any older than that.

00:59:13.000 And this lady cuffed her right in the face, man. 1.00

00:59:16.000 She fell.

00:59:17.000 This lady fell on the ice, and my cousin just happened to be there, and she was looking at her on the ground, and she did not laugh at her, but the lady said she laughed at her.

00:59:25.000 The lady got up. 1.00

00:59:26.000 She was just angry that she fell and hurt herself.

00:59:28.000 She got up and smacked my cousin right in the face. 1.00

00:59:30.000 My cousin fell down.

00:59:32.000 I remember seeing it and realizing I couldn't do anything about it to save her, to help her.

00:59:36.000 I was a little kid, too, and being terrified that this grown-up person just smacked this little kid in the head.

00:59:42.000 For something that wasn't even real.

00:59:44.000 You don't want that either.

00:59:46.000 It's like, don't touch my kid. 0.99

00:59:47.000 It's probably better in the long run with crazy people smacking your kid. 0.87

00:59:52.000 That's not helping raise a child. 0.99

00:59:53.000 That's being a mean-ass adult. 1.00

00:59:55.000 She was a crazy lady that lived in our building. 1.00

00:59:58.000 That was always the thing about living in apartment buildings, right? 0.75

01:00:00.000 There's always somebody who died, right? 0.99

01:00:02.000 Somebody who always died, and you would be walking by that apartment going, what the fuck is that? 0.99

01:00:08.000 What is that smell, man? 0.99

01:00:11.000 You ever smell a dead body when somebody died in the house?

01:00:14.000 Dude, it is crazy how bad it smells.

01:00:17.000 It's so bad.

01:00:18.000 People smell so bad when they die.

01:00:20.000 It's insane.

01:00:21.000 Thank God I never smelled a dead body.

01:00:23.000 Dude, the entire floor smelled like a body.

01:00:26.000 It was so gross.

01:00:28.000 Even after the body was gone?

01:00:30.000 It took a while, I'm sure, for them to clean it.

01:00:32.000 I hardly remember.

01:00:34.000 I just remember there was a terrible, terrible smell in the hallway, and then they realized that this lady had died.

01:00:39.000 Wow.

01:00:39.000 In her apartment.

01:00:41.000 So then they go in to get the body, but I don't remember how long it took for them to clean up the smell, but the smell was unbelievably bad.

01:00:48.000 Wow.

01:00:48.000 And then somebody moves in and all the neighbors are like, you know, somebody died in there.

01:00:51.000 Yeah, they don't tell you shit. 0.99

01:00:52.000 They tell you that's the dead house. 1.00

01:00:53.000 Now you won't pass the dead house.

01:00:55.000 Don't they have to tell you now, like if someone got murdered in a house?

01:00:57.000 I think that's a law.

01:00:58.000 That wasn't a law before?

01:00:59.000 I don't think it was.

01:01:01.000 I think in some places maybe it was a law.

01:01:04.000 That's not a law.

01:01:04.000 They just sell you a house like, hey.

01:01:06.000 Hey, whatever.

01:01:07.000 You figure it out.

01:01:07.000 What happened in here?

01:01:08.000 Nothing but good times. 1.00

01:01:11.000 Enjoy your house, fucko. 0.99

01:01:13.000 Nothing but good times in here. 0.99

01:01:15.000 Why them bullet holes in the wall?

01:01:16.000 Hey, you bought it.

01:01:17.000 Hey, people get crazy in this neighborhood.

01:01:19.000 They like to celebrate New Year's Eve, Fourth of July.

01:01:23.000 Yeah.

01:01:24.000 I don't know, man.

01:01:25.000 You should probably know.

01:01:27.000 Do you believe in haunted houses?

01:01:28.000 Eh, not really.

01:01:30.000 No.

01:01:30.000 Not really.

01:01:31.000 I haven't experienced one, so I don't...

01:01:33.000 I don't...

01:01:34.000 I don't give it much thought, put it that way.

01:01:36.000 I don't believe in ghosts, but I don't not believe in ghosts.

01:01:39.000 Have you experienced the paranormal?

01:01:41.000 Nope.

01:01:42.000 But, imagine, you're out in the desert, and all of a sudden you see an apparition walk towards you in the desert.

01:01:52.000 This is happening to you?

01:01:54.000 Just imagine.

01:01:55.000 Okay.

01:01:56.000 I'm in the desert.

01:01:56.000 It's nighttime.

01:01:57.000 And it looks right at you and it looks like a teacher that you knew from like seventh grade or something.

01:02:01.000 This is at night?

01:02:02.000 At night.

01:02:04.000 And then it vanishes.

01:02:04.000 My seventh grade teacher.

01:02:05.000 Then it vanishes right in front of you.

01:02:07.000 Do you tell people?

01:02:08.000 Yeah.

01:02:09.000 What do you tell them? 1.00

01:02:10.000 My fucking seventh grade teacher just popped up in the middle of the desert. 1.00

01:02:13.000 Oh, Tony, we got to get you to a doctor. 1.00

01:02:15.000 Tony Rock's gone crazy.

01:02:17.000 No, you know what you would do?

01:02:18.000 You tell the people you trust.

01:02:20.000 Even if the people you trust, they'd be like, you okay?

01:02:22.000 Let me feel your head.

01:02:25.000 I've never experienced it.

01:02:27.000 I would put you in the category. 0.88

01:02:29.000 Oh, Tony Rock might be crazy. 0.68

01:02:31.000 You'd have to go into that category.

01:02:33.000 Then I'd have to accumulate more data.

01:02:34.000 I'd have to say, well, every time I talk to him, he seems reasonable and intelligent.

01:02:37.000 He's a really funny guy.

01:02:38.000 I don't think he's crazy.

01:02:40.000 I was out there by myself.

01:02:44.000 It was nighttime.

01:02:46.000 Dude, I was talking to this dude once.

01:02:47.000 He pulls out his phone and starts showing me pictures of clouds.

01:02:50.000 I go, what is that?

01:02:50.000 He goes, here's another one.

01:02:51.000 Look at this one here.

01:02:52.000 I go, what is it?

01:02:53.000 He goes, look at this one here.

01:02:54.000 I see them everywhere.

01:02:55.000 I go, what do you see?

01:02:57.000 And he goes, flying saucers.

01:02:58.000 These are clearly ships from outer space.

01:03:02.000 And you saw clouds.

01:03:03.000 They're in the clouds.

01:03:04.000 They're inside the clouds.

01:03:05.000 Yeah.

01:03:06.000 He's got pictures.

01:03:06.000 His phone was like...

01:03:08.000 Remember when Jack Nicholson was in The Shining?

01:03:09.000 All work, no play.

01:03:10.000 Makes Jack a dull boy.

01:03:11.000 Just types it over and over again.

01:03:12.000 This dude, his whole phone was just clouds.

01:03:14.000 He shows me the pictures on his phone.

01:03:16.000 I was like, oh no.

01:03:18.000 Yeah, that's a little different.

01:03:19.000 Dude, he had hundreds of pictures of clouds.

01:03:23.000 And what'd you say?

01:03:25.000 I didn't know what to say.

01:03:26.000 He's a grown man.

01:03:26.000 Older than me.

01:03:28.000 What was I going to say?

01:03:30.000 Okay.

01:03:31.000 That's what I usually say.

01:03:32.000 Okay.

01:03:33.000 There's nothing to say.

01:03:35.000 You think those are spaceships?

01:03:36.000 I'm looking at clouds and you think they're spaceships.

01:03:38.000 Something's wrong here.

01:03:39.000 I don't want to be mean.

01:03:40.000 He seems like a nice guy.

01:03:42.000 Okay is probably the best bet.

01:03:43.000 Yeah, what do you say?

01:03:44.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:03:45.000 Hey man, maybe he's right.

01:03:46.000 Maybe he has some They Live glasses that I don't have.

01:03:49.000 Right?

01:03:50.000 Remember that movie with Robbie Roddy Piper?

01:03:51.000 I've got one that can see! 0.99

01:03:53.000 And he's looking at those photos and he sees some shit that my puny brain can't see. 1.00

01:03:58.000 That's possible too. 0.99

01:03:59.000 What if people can see stuff like that?

01:04:01.000 What if people can see some stuff and we should...

01:04:04.000 Yeah.

01:04:04.000 Be so clear in our sight.

01:04:06.000 I think it's entirely possible that people have senses, that they can detect things and feel things.

01:04:11.000 The real question is how many of those people are being honest about it and how often does it really happen?

01:04:16.000 Because the problem is there's a tendency.

01:04:18.000 This is the tendency.

01:04:19.000 People love to pretend they have some psychic power or they have some paranormal gift or they're Different and exceptional in some way without earning it from everybody else.

01:04:29.000 People love to do that.

01:04:30.000 Like, I just have a sense.

01:04:32.000 Right.

01:04:32.000 I have a sense of things.

01:04:33.000 Because they like the attention.

01:04:34.000 Yeah, I just know.

01:04:35.000 I just know, man.

01:04:36.000 Right. 0.99

01:04:36.000 I just have a fucking instinct and I always go in my gut. 0.99

01:04:39.000 But that doesn't mean you're always right. 0.97

01:04:42.000 So you've got to wonder, like, how many people really do feel like something's wrong when something's wrong?

01:04:47.000 Right. 1.00

01:04:47.000 And how many people really do, like, know not to go to a place, like something is telling them not to go, like something strong, and how many people are just full of shit? 1.00

01:04:55.000 And how many people, after the fact, pretend they had a voice that told them not to do it? 0.98

01:04:59.000 I don't know about the voice, but I know that that's real.

01:05:01.000 That instinct to say, hey, don't go there.

01:05:04.000 A lot of times, there's been times in my life where I, you know, Just followed the instinct and ended up, you know.

01:05:13.000 I remember one time something happened to my brother Brian.

01:05:16.000 My brother Brian is my favorite brother in the whole world.

01:05:18.000 Everybody knows this.

01:05:18.000 Whoa, the other brothers are mad right now.

01:05:20.000 No, everybody knows Brian is my favorite.

01:05:21.000 Brian got, a guy tried to rob Brian in the neighborhood one day.

01:05:23.000 He got in a fight with a guy and the guy cut his face.

01:05:26.000 And he went to the hospital.

01:05:27.000 And I was at work.

01:05:28.000 And my brothers called me.

01:05:29.000 The guy tried to rob Brian.

01:05:30.000 And I didn't know where the hospital was.

01:05:33.000 I jumped on the train.

01:05:34.000 I took the train a few stops.

01:05:35.000 I jumped off.

01:05:36.000 I jumped on another train.

01:05:38.000 Took it a few stops. 1.00

01:05:39.000 I'm like, fuck. 1.00

01:05:40.000 I jump on another. 1.00

01:05:41.000 You know how you transfer in New York on the subway.

01:05:44.000 Jump on the third train and take it a few stops and get off and come up to the street.

01:05:47.000 And I asked the guy walking, hey, man, you know where Kings County Hospital is?

01:05:51.000 And he says, right there.

01:05:53.000 And I had no idea. 0.98

01:05:55.000 I just fucking felt it. 0.98

01:05:56.000 Like, I gotta get to my brother. 0.99

01:05:58.000 Wow.

01:05:59.000 Literally, hey man, where's that?

01:06:00.000 He's like, right there.

01:06:02.000 And I just felt it.

01:06:05.000 Like, I gotta find my brother.

01:06:06.000 And that's all I was thinking about.

01:06:07.000 Wow.

01:06:09.000 Yeah, I believe you.

01:06:11.000 I believe that's real.

01:06:12.000 I know for a fact that I've been thinking about people and they've called me.

01:06:15.000 I say that's real, but I don't know about, you know, that they live glasses.

01:06:17.000 I don't know.

01:06:18.000 No, I don't think that's real.

01:06:19.000 But I know there's something that happens sometimes when you're thinking about someone and they call you.

01:06:23.000 Right.

01:06:23.000 Because sometimes it happens when this person is like so far out of your memory.

01:06:28.000 Right.

01:06:28.000 Like you haven't talked to them in a year and a half.

01:06:31.000 And you're like, dude, how the fuck did you know? 0.97

01:06:34.000 I was just thinking of you. 0.99

01:06:35.000 Like, man, I was just thinking about you.

01:06:37.000 Just call them, check and see what's up.

01:06:38.000 The wave is so strong.

01:06:40.000 Yeah, it connects.

01:06:41.000 You put a frequency that's so strong in the air that it...

01:06:43.000 I think there's something to that.

01:06:45.000 Wait.

01:06:45.000 What is this?

01:06:46.000 Ghostbusters laws?

01:06:47.000 Yeah.

01:06:47.000 Many states passed legislation in the 1980s and early 1990s to protect sellers and real estate brokers from buyers claiming they were damaged by the seller's failure to disclose the presence of ghosts.

01:06:58.000 Wow.

01:06:59.000 This is These laws became known as Ghostbuster Laws after the 1980s era movie comedy, Connecticut Ghostbusters Law, first appeared in 1990. Wow.

01:07:10.000 Psychological impact is a thing.

01:07:12.000 Psychological impact became non-material.

01:07:18.000 Huh.

01:07:20.000 Nonmaterial fact concerning real property.

01:07:22.000 The overhaul also replaced the reference to HIV with a reference to the Commissioner of Public Health's list of reportable diseases.

01:07:31.000 Reportable diseases.

01:07:33.000 Huh.

01:07:37.000 Wow, man.

01:07:40.000 This is all...

01:07:41.000 Yeah, I mean, I guess they have to do that, right?

01:07:44.000 They have to do that.

01:07:46.000 I mean, you don't want someone to know that, like, there was a house that I saw in Boulder that was for sale, the house where JonBenet Ramsey was killed, and they couldn't sell it.

01:07:55.000 I think they even changed the name of the street or something crazy like that.

01:07:58.000 Wow.

01:07:58.000 And they still couldn't sell it, and it was like a really nice house.

01:08:01.000 People were just like, no thanks.

01:08:04.000 Wow. 0.74

01:08:05.000 That house is just poison. 0.94

01:08:07.000 That's like Bundy, right? 0.94

01:08:09.000 Yeah.

01:08:10.000 They tore Bundy down.

01:08:12.000 OJ's house.

01:08:13.000 Oh, yeah.

01:08:13.000 Did they tear it down?

01:08:14.000 What was it called?

01:08:16.000 Rockingham?

01:08:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:08:17.000 Dude, there could be some fucking psycho could move there. 1.00

01:08:21.000 You know, want to live where the king lived. 1.00

01:08:24.000 The apartment, though, the condo is still there.

01:08:27.000 Kato still lives there.

01:08:28.000 No, no, no.

01:08:29.000 OJ's house is gone, but the murder scene is still...

01:08:32.000 Oh, really?

01:08:32.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:08:33.000 Really?

01:08:34.000 Why would they...

01:08:34.000 That is a...

01:08:37.000 That is a...

01:08:38.000 Why would they tear down OJ's and...

01:08:40.000 Oh, well.

01:08:41.000 Somebody just made a call.

01:08:43.000 That's sad.

01:08:44.000 Yeah.

01:08:45.000 That was one of those stories.

01:08:47.000 Ghostbusters lore.

01:08:48.000 Oh, my God.

01:08:48.000 That's hilarious.

01:08:50.000 Yeah, I wonder whether or not...

01:08:52.000 Your Honor, we're going to go back to reference Ghostbusters Law number one.

01:08:58.000 I think they usually say...

01:08:59.000 I would like to call Ray Parker Jr. as a character witness.

01:09:02.000 I don't think in court they ever use those names, right?

01:09:05.000 They just use like the docket number or...

01:09:08.000 Nah, you got to say Ghostbusters.

01:09:11.000 Do you have to say it?

01:09:12.000 Are you allowed to say it in court?

01:09:13.000 You got to come in with the music playing.

01:09:16.000 Ghostbusters.

01:09:17.000 Yeah, that's hilarious.

01:09:20.000 Yeah.

01:09:21.000 That's something new.

01:09:22.000 Have you ever been a place where it felt weird?

01:09:23.000 When you found out that someone died there?

01:09:25.000 You ever been in a place where you felt the presence?

01:09:26.000 No, I've been in places that felt weird because, you know, some violence was going to pop off and I knew it.

01:09:31.000 Right.

01:09:31.000 Oh, yeah.

01:09:31.000 And I was like, let's get the fuck out of here.

01:09:32.000 Right. 0.97

01:09:33.000 That you can tell.

01:09:34.000 You can feel that sometimes.

01:09:35.000 Somebody's dying.

01:09:36.000 Yeah.

01:09:36.000 No.

01:09:37.000 No.

01:09:37.000 I was at a concert once and a brawl broke out and I quit.

01:09:40.000 I was a security guard and I was in a Neil Young concert and it broke out and I put a hoodie on, I zipped it up, I covered my security outfit and I walked right the fuck out of there. 0.99

01:09:50.000 I was like, get you out of your fucking mind if you think I'm jumping into this fray and getting clocked in the head by somebody. 0.98

01:09:56.000 People were fighting and they canceled the show and kicked everybody out. 1.00

01:10:02.000 People are lighting fires.

01:10:03.000 I was at the Vibe Awards when Dr. Dre got jumped and Young Buck stabbed a guy.

01:10:11.000 I was there.

01:10:13.000 I was doing a show for UPN. This was back when UPN was still a network.

01:10:18.000 And one of the execs from UPN was there with her young son, who wanted to see all the rappers.

01:10:23.000 And he's sitting at the table with us.

01:10:24.000 And I saw, like, the G-Unit group come in.

01:10:27.000 Yeah.

01:10:27.000 Then I saw the Death Row guys come in.

01:10:29.000 Then I saw Dre's group come in.

01:10:30.000 And I'm sitting there, and I tell—I forgot the lady's name.

01:10:33.000 I said, hey, you might want to get your kid out of here.

01:10:36.000 Something's about to go down.

01:10:37.000 Whoa.

01:10:37.000 And she's like, what do you mean?

01:10:38.000 I'm like, it's about to go.

01:10:41.000 And she's like, he's so excited.

01:10:42.000 He wanted to see Dre and he loves 50 Cent.

01:10:44.000 And I'm like, listen, get this kid.

01:10:45.000 It was a little white kid too.

01:10:47.000 I'm like, oh my god, there's, can I go say hi?

01:10:49.000 And I'm like, you might want to get him out of here.

01:10:51.000 And the second time I said it, like, yo, you might want to really get him out of here.

01:10:54.000 It's going to pop off.

01:10:55.000 Boom. 0.98

01:10:56.000 Dre gets punched in the face.

01:10:57.000 Melee, Young Buck stabs a guy.

01:10:59.000 And I'm like, told you.

01:11:00.000 Jesus.

01:11:01.000 And like two days later on set, she's just like, how did you know that?

01:11:04.000 I'm like, I know the energy in the room.

01:11:06.000 I can feel it.

01:11:08.000 I've been around it too many times. 0.97

01:11:11.000 That's a crazy feeling too when people are about to do something ridiculous. 0.67

01:11:14.000 Yeah, you see the walk, you see the look. 0.79

01:11:18.000 It's sad, but it's true. 1.00

01:11:20.000 When you grow up in the hood, you have that instinct.

01:11:21.000 You have that look.

01:11:23.000 You look at a guy walk past you one time and you look around the room and, okay, it's about to go.

01:11:28.000 It's about to go.

01:11:34.000 Yeah, people that have never experienced that probably wouldn't know what to do.

01:11:37.000 Right.

01:11:38.000 They would think nothing of it, like that lady. 1.00

01:11:40.000 Like, she'd never seen those signs before.

01:11:41.000 Yeah, I've been on the road.

01:11:43.000 This was recently, like maybe three months, four months ago.

01:11:46.000 I had my feature comic with me.

01:11:49.000 He's from Chicago, actually.

01:11:51.000 And we're in a club after the show, and there's a couple of guys talking in the corner.

01:11:54.000 And I said something to a girl.

01:11:56.000 She's like, hey, Tony Rock, have a little small talk.

01:11:58.000 And she walks over to the group of guys.

01:12:00.000 And one guy walks over and stands at the end of the bar here, and one guy stands at the end of the bar here, and I turn to my friend Dave, and I go, yo, you ever been in a fight in a bar before?

01:12:09.000 And he said, no. 1.00

01:12:10.000 I said, get ready, motherfucker. 1.00

01:12:11.000 You're about to be in one. 1.00

01:12:13.000 Because I saw it.

01:12:14.000 Jesus.

01:12:15.000 And then the third guy comes over.

01:12:16.000 It's so funny. 0.99

01:12:17.000 The third guy comes over, and he's like, oh, shit, you are the comedian. 0.99

01:12:20.000 And I said, yeah. 0.99

01:12:21.000 He said, I thought that was you.

01:12:21.000 We was over there talking.

01:12:22.000 I was like, I thought that was the comedian guy.

01:12:24.000 And he's like, I got to get a picture, man.

01:12:25.000 I took a picture with him, and he calls the other guy.

01:12:27.000 I'm like, yeah, it was the comedian.

01:12:28.000 It was him.

01:12:29.000 It was like he kind of just squashed it because I guess they didn't know who I was.

01:12:33.000 And it was going to go because I said something to the girl.

01:12:37.000 And then he's like, no, it's the comedian.

01:12:38.000 And I'm like, hey, fellas, what's up?

01:12:40.000 Now I turn into the comedian like, what's up, guys?

01:12:43.000 How y'all doing?

01:12:43.000 Y'all all right?

01:12:44.000 What do you guys need to drink?

01:12:44.000 Let's do a round of shots.

01:12:46.000 And Dave's like, dude, how did you know that? 1.00

01:12:49.000 I'm like, I know, motherfuckers. 1.00

01:12:50.000 It was going to go. 1.00

01:12:51.000 It was going to go.

01:12:54.000 Yeah, if you ain't never been around violent people, you probably don't smell that vibe, right?

01:12:59.000 You smell that vibe.

01:13:00.000 That's a valuable tool to have if you're in those places.

01:13:03.000 Especially if you're on the road in cities, you know, by yourself.

01:13:06.000 On the road, you know, maybe you have a local friend who's like, dude, let me take you to my friend's club.

01:13:11.000 He wants to meet you.

01:13:12.000 Right.

01:13:12.000 And then you're in some place, you're like, how do I get out of here?

01:13:14.000 Where are we exactly?

01:13:15.000 Or I've been in, hey, my boy's having a party at his house. 0.98

01:13:17.000 And I'm like, oh, what the fuck am I doing at his house? 0.99

01:13:19.000 You're up in the hill somewhere. 0.99

01:13:21.000 You gotta drop the car off and get in a bus.

01:13:23.000 I have no point of reference.

01:13:24.000 I'm like, I don't know where I'm at, man.

01:13:26.000 The craziest ones are the ones that have to take you in a shuttle.

01:13:28.000 You have to park your car here, sir.

01:13:30.000 You're like, what? 0.99

01:13:30.000 Are you fucking kidding me? 0.99

01:13:32.000 You go into a shuttle to a party? 1.00

01:13:34.000 The worst, I was in Iowa one time.

01:13:36.000 This is a true story.

01:13:36.000 I was in Iowa.

01:13:37.000 I was in Des Moines, Iowa.

01:13:38.000 Did the show.

01:13:40.000 There's not very many black people in Iowa.

01:13:41.000 So it shows up a group of white guys.

01:13:43.000 Like, hey, bro, you super funny, man.

01:13:44.000 Let's go get a drink.

01:13:45.000 Let's go to the bar right down the street.

01:13:47.000 I'm a New Yorker.

01:13:48.000 Right down the street is literally right down the street.

01:13:50.000 Right.

01:13:50.000 They get in a truck.

01:13:51.000 He pulls a truck around.

01:13:53.000 He pulls a pickup truck.

01:13:55.000 One of those four-door pickup trucks.

01:13:57.000 Big ones.

01:13:58.000 And there's two guys in the front.

01:13:59.000 And they're like, hey, jump in, man. 1.00

01:14:00.000 And I'm like, hey, fuck it. 1.00

01:14:03.000 We're going right down the street. 1.00

01:14:04.000 And now we're driving for maybe 10 minutes.

01:14:06.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:14:07.000 And I'm trying to get a point of reference if I got to jump out the truck.

01:14:10.000 Oh, my God.

01:14:10.000 It's Iowa.

01:14:11.000 It's nothing...

01:14:13.000 As far as you can see, right or left of the truck.

01:14:16.000 Just highway and grass.

01:14:17.000 Right.

01:14:18.000 So there's nothing like if I jump out which way, I don't know.

01:14:20.000 This is how girls have to feel every time they get in a guy's car. 1.00

01:14:23.000 Yes, yes, yes.

01:14:23.000 That feeling.

01:14:24.000 So we pull up at a barn.

01:14:27.000 A barn.

01:14:28.000 And the two guys are excited.

01:14:30.000 They jump out and they run around the other side of the bar like, hey, bro, come around this way.

01:14:33.000 Oh, no.

01:14:34.000 And they turn and I can't see them now.

01:14:36.000 Oh, no. 0.99

01:14:37.000 And I say to myself, like, holy shit, this is how it's going to end. 0.99

01:14:40.000 This is it right here. 0.99

01:14:41.000 Oh, my God.

01:14:41.000 And I turn the corner and I see the neon light that says girls, girls, girls.

01:14:46.000 I had never been so excited to see the ugliest strippers in the world. 1.00

01:14:53.000 It was like, yes. 0.98

01:14:54.000 Yes, I want a lap dance from this wildebeest.

01:14:58.000 Yes.

01:14:59.000 I'm not dead.

01:15:00.000 I want all the lap dances because I thought I was going to die five seconds ago.

01:15:03.000 Oh, my God.

01:15:04.000 You thought they were taking you to a barn somewhere.

01:15:06.000 You go back behind there, there's chains hanging from the rafters.

01:15:09.000 Exactly.

01:15:09.000 Oh, my God.

01:15:11.000 That shit's happened before. 1.00

01:15:13.000 That's the crazy thing about people. 1.00

01:15:14.000 Like, the worst thing.

01:15:15.000 You know, I'm watching this show Vikings.

01:15:17.000 You ever watch it, Jamie?

01:15:18.000 You got to binge.

01:15:19.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:15:19.000 It's a good goddamn show. 1.00

01:15:21.000 I think I'm on season three or four. 0.99

01:15:23.000 I can't remember. 0.99

01:15:24.000 Damn, I never saw it. 1.00

01:15:25.000 It's a good fucking show. 1.00

01:15:26.000 But it just shows you how brutal people were back then. 1.00

01:15:30.000 Like, every day, someone's getting fucked up on that show. 0.99

01:15:32.000 That show's a guarantee people are gonna die. 0.99

01:15:35.000 Every episode.

01:15:36.000 I gotta check it out.

01:15:36.000 People are getting drowned.

01:15:37.000 People are holding them underwater.

01:15:39.000 Little kids are killing people with axes.

01:15:41.000 Like, it's crazy. 1.00

01:15:42.000 That show is fucking crazy. 1.00

01:15:44.000 Every day, people are getting jacked and murdered and killed. 1.00

01:15:47.000 You sound like you like it. 1.00

01:15:48.000 It's a fucking good show. 0.99

01:15:50.000 I enjoy it. 0.99

01:15:50.000 But the point is, these people were... 0.99

01:15:53.000 This was life for these fucking people. 1.00

01:15:56.000 Right, right. 1.00

01:15:57.000 That was a real-world situation.

01:16:00.000 Your reality is what your reality is.

01:16:02.000 People that don't understand your reality, well, you're not from this world.

01:16:07.000 This is a real thing to us, to know how a fight's going to pop off, to know when a guy's strapped, to know when this is our reality.

01:16:14.000 What's crazy is that we like to think that that doesn't exist anymore, that that Viking style of living doesn't exist.

01:16:21.000 But it does.

01:16:22.000 They just use guns now.

01:16:23.000 It's just happening like that with guns.

01:16:25.000 That's all it is.

01:16:26.000 It's basically that same kind of like conqueror, survivor mentality. 1.00

01:16:32.000 Bullets and fuck you and fuck him. 1.00

01:16:36.000 The guys that run in the jewelry store and smash the glasses. 1.00

01:16:39.000 That's pillaging and pondering, right?

01:16:41.000 It's the same kind of...

01:16:42.000 It's like as old as time.

01:16:44.000 It's just confined to certain areas now and it's not spreading out like the Vikings did in giant boats and getting on the sea.

01:16:50.000 And they're not doing it like the Vikings did it Some aspect of it was just you know Trying to discover new lands.

01:16:57.000 Yeah.

01:16:58.000 You know. 0.98

01:16:59.000 Yeah, they were trying to farm and shit. 0.99

01:17:00.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:17:01.000 There's meat over here or there's gold here.

01:17:03.000 Yeah.

01:17:03.000 Now they just do it because it's like, I have to eat.

01:17:05.000 I want those sneakers.

01:17:07.000 Man, I wish I could see what it was really like back then.

01:17:09.000 Because it's like, you watch the show and the show's really cool, but you know they're actors and they're doing a great job and everything, but you still know they're actors.

01:17:16.000 Right.

01:17:17.000 And you're watching them do things and everything's really well done.

01:17:20.000 I mean, it's a really well done show, but still you're like, man, I wish I could see it in real life.

01:17:24.000 Yeah.

01:17:25.000 To just be where it was happening in real life. 0.99

01:17:28.000 Can you imagine just being alive back then when the best clothes were made out of fucking animal hides? 1.00

01:17:35.000 You just draped in buffalo skins and shit. 1.00

01:17:38.000 Or you killed the buffalo, you ate the village, ate the buffalo, and then you used every piece of it. 1.00

01:17:42.000 They lived in these bays.

01:17:43.000 It was clothes, it was food.

01:17:44.000 They would take their boats out and catch fish and bring them in and people would be waiting on the docks to see if they were going to eat tonight.

01:17:50.000 Right.

01:17:50.000 And there's only like 200 people in the town.

01:17:52.000 So if a plague hit, half the people would be dead.

01:17:55.000 A woman would have a baby right in front of you. 1.00

01:17:57.000 Yeah.

01:17:58.000 Wrap it in a blanket and that was it.

01:18:00.000 Dude, that's how people lived forever.

01:18:03.000 People lived like that for thousands of years.

01:18:05.000 And they lived.

01:18:06.000 And they lived.

01:18:06.000 They actually lived.

01:18:08.000 They thrived.

01:18:09.000 Right, but wouldn't you take this over that?

01:18:12.000 I would take this, yes.

01:18:13.000 They would, too. 1.00

01:18:13.000 They'd be like, you fucking asshole. 1.00

01:18:15.000 You want to be a Viking? 1.00

01:18:16.000 I want to drive a Cadillac.

01:18:18.000 I would take the bottled water, yes. 1.00

01:18:20.000 They'd be like, no, no, no, fuck riding a horse, dude. 1.00

01:18:22.000 I drove an Escalade today. 1.00

01:18:23.000 That shit is so smooth. 1.00

01:18:25.000 It's comfortable. 1.00

01:18:26.000 The AC is hot outside, but it's cool in here.

01:18:29.000 I play this music. 0.99

01:18:31.000 I'm wirelessly charging my phone right there on the fucking... 1.00

01:18:35.000 It's like, they would be like, you're an asshole if you want to live like us. 1.00

01:18:38.000 Are you campers? 1.00

01:18:39.000 And then some guy who doesn't have any of that fucking opens your door with a gun and now he's the Viking. 0.99

01:18:43.000 Exactly. 0.99

01:18:44.000 I need this.

01:18:45.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:18:46.000 And if you don't take care of that problem, this is the thing.

01:18:50.000 It never gets better.

01:18:51.000 It's like a part of... 1.00

01:18:52.000 It's like if you were a person and you had a thing that was wrong with you, like a big cancerous legion on your leg and you just ignored it, fuck it, whatever. 1.00

01:18:59.000 Just keep on trucking. 1.00

01:19:01.000 It's going to keep going, right.

01:19:02.000 Yeah, that is exactly what any sort of crime-infested area is.

01:19:07.000 It's a problem that if you don't address, it's not going to get any better.

01:19:10.000 And it probably is going to get worse.

01:19:12.000 People don't address the problems in society until it affects them.

01:19:14.000 What do you think they could do, though?

01:19:16.000 Besides just education, how do you stop as much crime?

01:19:19.000 How do you give people counseling?

01:19:22.000 You can get the guns out of Chicago.

01:19:24.000 You can get the guns out of any way if you want to.

01:19:26.000 You think so?

01:19:27.000 How would they get the guns out?

01:19:27.000 They would get most of the guns out, right?

01:19:29.000 You can get most of the guns out.

01:19:32.000 You can do that.

01:19:33.000 But do you run the risk of taking guns away from people that could defend themselves in a really dangerous area that's filled with guns?

01:19:42.000 By taking...

01:19:43.000 By taking the guns out.

01:19:44.000 Like, what about people that are also...

01:19:46.000 Like, who are you going to take the guns away from?

01:19:48.000 Are you going to take the guns away from the lady who runs the bakery, who carries a lot of cash at the end of the day? 1.00

01:19:53.000 No, the lady that runs the bakery keeps her gun. 1.00

01:19:55.000 The lady that runs the bakery that has a business... 1.00

01:19:59.000 That provides goods and services for the neighborhood.

01:20:02.000 That wants protection.

01:20:03.000 That wants protection, keeps her gun. 1.00

01:20:04.000 Did you see that recent video?

01:20:05.000 There's a crazy video of these two gals behind a stove, and one leaves cooking. 1.00

01:20:10.000 Oh yeah, saw it yesterday, and the guy punched her in the face.

01:20:11.000 The guy comes back and wails her in the head, and then the other girl pulls a gun at him.

01:20:15.000 She keeps her gun.

01:20:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:17.000 She keeps her gun because shit like that might happen. 0.99

01:20:20.000 But that guy, now imagine if he had a gun. 0.99

01:20:22.000 That's a good thing for people to see.

01:20:24.000 This is why, and I'm not saying everybody should have guns.

01:20:26.000 It's a good thing for people to see because you only hear the other side.

01:20:29.000 You only hear guns being dangerous and killing people. 0.99

01:20:32.000 You don't hear people like that lady that just saved herself from getting the fuck beat out of her with a gun. 1.00

01:20:38.000 I saw that video, and then I saw the other video was a guy in a jewelry store. 0.93

01:20:44.000 Yeah.

01:20:45.000 He comes in, two or three guys, hoodies on, mask on.

01:20:49.000 You see the guys coming through the door, pulling their mask down.

01:20:52.000 Oof.

01:20:52.000 It's like on the camera.

01:20:53.000 Right.

01:20:54.000 And then you see a guy walk away from the jewelry display.

01:20:57.000 He walks, the camera's shooting this way, so he walks out of range of the camera.

01:21:02.000 And when the guys come in, he comes back blasting.

01:21:05.000 Boom.

01:21:06.000 Whoa.

01:21:06.000 That guy keeps his gun.

01:21:08.000 Jesus.

01:21:09.000 He just started shooting?

01:21:10.000 No, they came in, guns out.

01:21:12.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:21:13.000 So what happened?

01:21:14.000 It was customers in there, too.

01:21:15.000 No, he hit one.

01:21:17.000 There was customers in there?

01:21:18.000 Yeah, and the other two ran out, and you see the guy run out of camera range. 0.99

01:21:22.000 Can you imagine being in a fucking jewelry store trying to buy a watch for your wife and a gunfight breaks out? 0.99

01:21:29.000 Engagement ring. 1.00

01:21:29.000 You're just like, I'm so in love. 1.00

01:21:30.000 Me and my girl are going to get...

01:21:31.000 And the guy just comes in.

01:21:33.000 And you think this could be it.

01:21:34.000 This is how I'm going to go.

01:21:35.000 My kids are never going to see me again.

01:21:36.000 Or you think, you know what?

01:21:37.000 This is a sign we shouldn't get married. 1.00

01:21:42.000 I was so in love, but that shit was scary. 0.99

01:21:45.000 Listen, I just have too much PTSD to get married right now. 1.00

01:21:49.000 That's hilarious.

01:21:50.000 That is hilarious.

01:21:52.000 Yeah, but you run a business, you keep your gun.

01:21:54.000 You keep your gun, yeah.

01:21:55.000 You're just a guy on the corner, 20 guys on the corner, cops stop them, frisk, okay, taking these guns.

01:22:01.000 It's going to be hard to get them all, man.

01:22:03.000 And the problem is defining who gets to keep one and who doesn't get to keep one.

01:22:07.000 It's very sketchy.

01:22:08.000 Well, let's have that argument later.

01:22:09.000 Let's get the guns first. 1.00

01:22:11.000 Because 1,400 people just got shot.

01:22:12.000 Hold on, but the problem with that is you're never going to get them back.

01:22:15.000 Once you take them away, whoever got the guns taken away, they're never getting their guns back.

01:22:18.000 Well, no.

01:22:19.000 You've got to take the guns, and then there has to be more to just that.

01:22:22.000 You've got to take the guns, and there has to be an increased police presence.

01:22:25.000 You have to take the guns, and they have to be...

01:22:28.000 Something to do when school lets out.

01:22:30.000 You have to take the guns and they have to be, you know, counseling for drug offenders.

01:22:35.000 And you take the guns and there has to be jobs in the neighborhood.

01:22:38.000 You know, it's a lot of steps that have to go.

01:22:40.000 But it can be done.

01:22:43.000 Yeah.

01:22:44.000 You could definitely get the illegal guns, right?

01:22:46.000 If you could somehow or another get access to them.

01:22:48.000 The illegal guns.

01:22:50.000 The legal ones are going to be real tough.

01:22:52.000 Because if someone has a gun legally and they haven't committed a crime, it's going to be real hard to take that gun away from them.

01:22:58.000 Yeah, but I don't think if they did the numbers, the guys with legal guns, aren't the guys that are...

01:23:02.000 Committing all these crimes, right.

01:23:04.000 The guy with a legal gun, I'm pretty sure, isn't the guy that drove past this party and shot up.

01:23:07.000 Right.

01:23:08.000 Then you've got to worry about the people with legal guns getting robbed for their guns.

01:23:11.000 Right.

01:23:12.000 You know, if guns become a shortage.

01:23:15.000 The whole thing is very...

01:23:16.000 It's a real problem, and it's very...

01:23:19.000 It's very complicated, I think, to try to completely solve it.

01:23:23.000 And how do you get these people that are in that life that are every day involved in gang violence and...

01:23:30.000 I don't think everybody...

01:23:31.000 I could be wrong.

01:23:32.000 I don't think everybody that's in gang life wants to be there.

01:23:35.000 I think you're right.

01:23:36.000 No, I think you're definitely right. 0.96

01:23:37.000 I think they're just like, what the fuck else is there to do in this neighborhood? 0.94

01:23:40.000 You're right. 0.97

01:23:41.000 You're right.

01:23:41.000 I think if they had an opportunity to, you know...

01:23:44.000 I think the guy, the kid that is a very good basketball player that...

01:23:48.000 His uncle, like I said, his family lineage is gang life.

01:23:51.000 If he had a chance to go play basketball somewhere, he would take that chance.

01:23:57.000 I think you're totally right, and I think in the absence of any other chances, that's when it becomes something that's an option.

01:24:04.000 And I think it's all about the same feeling that people get when they're joining gangs or when they're like a staunch right winger or a staunch left winger.

01:24:13.000 I think it's all the same thing.

01:24:15.000 It's like people have a desire to belong to something.

01:24:18.000 Make something that makes your life have more meaning or feel like it has more meaning.

01:24:22.000 Absolutely.

01:24:23.000 And then when you don't have that, you'll get behind anything.

01:24:25.000 You'll get behind anything.

01:24:26.000 Like I say on Instagram all the time, it's like I told my little brother just yesterday. 0.99

01:24:31.000 It's the reason why they call them followers, because they just want to get behind shit they don't even understand. 0.59

01:24:37.000 My Instagram is hilarious because I get a lot of people, I'll get girls that are like, hey, I love what you're doing, I saw your shows. 1.00

01:24:43.000 Then I get the random guy that's like, you're not shit, you're just Chris's brother, you ain't shit. 0.99

01:24:48.000 And it's like, dude, you think that's going to hurt me? 0.99

01:24:52.000 You just wanted to be involved in this.

01:24:54.000 You just wanted to be a part of it.

01:24:56.000 You wanted my attention, you didn't know how to get it.

01:24:58.000 Well, the problem is the desire to do that in the first place. 1.00

01:25:00.000 Like, who the fuck are you? 0.99

01:25:01.000 Like, why would you want to do that? 1.00

01:25:02.000 Why would you want to make somebody feel bad for no reason?

01:25:04.000 Right.

01:25:04.000 For what?

01:25:05.000 Because you just want to be involved in some capacity.

01:25:09.000 Yeah, here's a tip to anybody that thinks like that. 0.98

01:25:11.000 There's no way you're not a loser. 0.98

01:25:12.000 It's impossible. 0.97

01:25:13.000 There's not a single winner alive that would write something like that.

01:25:17.000 Absolutely.

01:25:17.000 Do you think, like, maybe, like, Michael Jordan goes trolling through?

01:25:21.000 Instagram accounts looking for shit. 1.00

01:25:22.000 Yeah, you can do shit without your brother. 1.00

01:25:24.000 Can you imagine? 1.00

01:25:25.000 You had to sign with the Lakers to be... 0.99

01:25:27.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

01:25:28.000 That's what it is. 1.00

01:25:29.000 It's losers and it's winners, man. 1.00

01:25:30.000 Losers always have a fucking excuse for why they're not winners. 1.00

01:25:34.000 It's weird, you know? 1.00

01:25:36.000 And I think it's a lot of it is people not having good examples around them when they're growing up. 0.95

01:25:41.000 Getting fucked over, being in a bad situation. 0.98

01:25:44.000 It's like we're just developing shitty people or at least people that have shitty ideas. 0.99

01:25:49.000 In these cycles where it just does never get better in certain spots. 0.96

01:25:52.000 I agree. 0.99

01:25:53.000 I think we're making more shitty people now. 0.99

01:25:55.000 There's more shitty people than before. 0.99

01:25:56.000 I agree. 0.98

01:25:57.000 But I feel like we could put a curb on that.

01:25:59.000 I feel like we could slow it down.

01:26:01.000 I really do.

01:26:01.000 How do we curb?

01:26:02.000 People have to change the way they think about shit. 1.00

01:26:05.000 Time is too short to be shitty. 1.00

01:26:08.000 You know, and everybody's been shitty. 0.98

01:26:09.000 I've been shitty before. 0.98

01:26:10.000 I'm sure you've been. 0.98

01:26:11.000 Jamie's shitty the other day. 0.78

01:26:13.000 Remember? 0.93

01:26:13.000 I'm just kidding. 0.93

01:26:14.000 We all have been.

01:26:15.000 You know, it's just people have to figure out a way to do that less and resist the urge to do it.

01:26:20.000 That urge to do it is a bad urge.

01:26:22.000 It doesn't help anybody.

01:26:23.000 You just feel good because you made somebody feel bad?

01:26:26.000 Like, for what?

01:26:26.000 You don't even know Tony Rock.

01:26:27.000 Why are you talking shit to him? 0.99

01:26:29.000 Like, what is that, dude? 1.00

01:26:30.000 Fuck you, bro. 1.00

01:26:31.000 His fucking brother was the reason why I know about him in the first place. 1.00

01:26:34.000 So he's fucking lucky I know who he is. 1.00

01:26:37.000 But that's like a fake sense of feeling better about yourself. 0.98

01:26:43.000 Because it doesn't really make you feel better about yourself.

01:26:45.000 It doesn't at all.

01:26:46.000 And it clearly doesn't affect me.

01:26:48.000 It doesn't hurt me one bit.

01:26:49.000 It also defines you to yourself because you know you're not a winner.

01:26:53.000 Because it's impossible. 1.00

01:26:54.000 You think Elon Musk goes and trolls on Twitter and says mean shit to people and talks about girls' asses. 1.00

01:27:01.000 He doesn't have the time for that, right? 1.00

01:27:02.000 He's a winner.

01:27:03.000 He's busy rescuing the...

01:27:05.000 Oh, they got those kids out of the cave in Thailand.

01:27:07.000 Yeah, everybody's out.

01:27:08.000 Everybody's out.

01:27:09.000 That's one of those baby in a well type things.

01:27:12.000 Every few years, like a little kid falls into a well.

01:27:14.000 Why does that happen once a year?

01:27:16.000 I don't know, man.

01:27:17.000 We need to fix wells. 1.00

01:27:18.000 That shit should not be an option. 1.00

01:27:20.000 Happens once a year. 1.00

01:27:21.000 Little kids fall down a well.

01:27:22.000 That and the guy blowing his pinky finger off on July 4th.

01:27:24.000 Happens every year.

01:27:25.000 You would think people would learn.

01:27:26.000 Oh, that's probably happening all year round in Texas, right?

01:27:29.000 In Texas.

01:27:29.000 Places where you can go to Mexico real quick, sneak over there and buy firecrackers.

01:27:34.000 I know every 4th of July in Brooklyn is like...

01:27:37.000 Mike lost his finger.

01:27:38.000 I bet if they had a video across America, you know how they have those time-lapse videos and you could see every kid ever documented that lost a finger in a firecracker accident?

01:27:48.000 It would look like hands are at war with firecrackers.

01:27:53.000 If you could just look across the country and see from California to New Jersey and just see every kid losing a finger.

01:28:03.000 Oh my god, that one pocket would just be...

01:28:06.000 Man, every year.

01:28:08.000 Every year.

01:28:10.000 What?

01:28:10.000 Did you see the NFL player?

01:28:11.000 He posted a picture of his hand.

01:28:13.000 Yes.

01:28:14.000 Oh, no.

01:28:15.000 P.F. Paul.

01:28:16.000 Jason P.F. Paul.

01:28:18.000 Oh, my God.

01:28:18.000 Show it to me.

01:28:19.000 It's like, oh, no.

01:28:21.000 Yeah, it's back.

01:28:22.000 Oh! 1.00

01:28:23.000 Shit. 1.00

01:28:25.000 What happened? 1.00

01:28:26.000 That was July 4th last year?

01:28:27.000 Two years ago?

01:28:28.000 Two years ago.

01:28:29.000 He blew up his hand.

01:28:30.000 He's a basketball player?

01:28:31.000 M80. Football player.

01:28:32.000 Oh my god.

01:28:33.000 M80 in his hand.

01:28:34.000 Oh my god.

01:28:35.000 So he lost fingers?

01:28:36.000 Yeah.

01:28:37.000 And millions of dollars.

01:28:39.000 So that was it?

01:28:40.000 No, he played again, so he came back and played with a cast on his hand.

01:28:44.000 He's still playing.

01:28:45.000 He got traded.

01:28:46.000 He got traded to Tampa Bay.

01:28:47.000 Wait a minute.

01:28:47.000 He can play football?

01:28:49.000 He's just a defense.

01:28:50.000 He's just tackling.

01:28:50.000 He has like a mitten.

01:28:52.000 Oh, okay.

01:28:54.000 He's defense. 1.00

01:28:55.000 Dude, what in the fuck, though? 1.00

01:28:57.000 He blew his thumb off, man. 1.00

01:28:59.000 And his pointer?

01:29:00.000 Index finger.

01:29:01.000 He blew three fingers off!

01:29:03.000 I don't know what that is.

01:29:04.000 That's the middle finger!

01:29:04.000 That's his middle finger!

01:29:05.000 That was his middle finger, and one of those ones on the other side.

01:29:07.000 That's Ring and Pinky. 0.99

01:29:08.000 Jesus. 1.00

01:29:10.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

01:29:10.000 That is terrifying. 1.00

01:29:14.000 Wow.

01:29:15.000 Yeah, he shared that on the 4th to like...

01:29:17.000 Yeah, he posted a video and was like, be careful on the 4th, and had his hand...

01:29:20.000 Good for him.

01:29:21.000 Yeah, good for him. 1.00

01:29:22.000 Yeah, fuck those things, man. 1.00

01:29:24.000 They're too easy to get in some spots. 1.00

01:29:26.000 You know?

01:29:27.000 Like if you're on a border city, just sneak over to Juarez.

01:29:31.000 We wouldn't even see them in Brooklyn until around the 4th, and they disappeared after that.

01:29:35.000 I took a drive to Tijuana once.

01:29:37.000 We were working in San Diego at La Jolla, La Jolla Comedy Store.

01:29:40.000 We took a drive.

01:29:42.000 Right down to Tijuana.

01:29:43.000 There's a weird feeling you get.

01:29:45.000 I've never been to Tijuana.

01:29:45.000 This was Tijuana in the 90s, man.

01:29:47.000 This is like when it was still Tijuana.

01:29:49.000 You might not come back.

01:29:50.000 Now people go there for cheap dental work.

01:29:54.000 They do.

01:29:55.000 They do.

01:29:55.000 People sneak across the border to go to a dentist.

01:29:57.000 Why would you go to Tijuana to go to a dentist?

01:29:59.000 Because they're good dentists.

01:30:01.000 Really?

01:30:01.000 But it's just super cheap.

01:30:02.000 Holy shit, no. 1.00

01:30:03.000 Cost of living over there is cheap. 1.00

01:30:05.000 My dentist is in Beverly Hills.

01:30:07.000 You want that dude to play Prime Real Estate.

01:30:10.000 Yeah, man.

01:30:11.000 You need to get paid.

01:30:12.000 Yeah, you want a dentist that's really hustling, not a dentist that's easier if you just go to Juarez. 0.59

01:30:16.000 And don't women go down and they get butt injections also now? 1.00

01:30:19.000 Ooh, do they? 0.92

01:30:20.000 Oof. 0.99

01:30:20.000 They get fake titties and butt injections. 0.99

01:30:22.000 Whoa, really? 0.99

01:30:23.000 Yeah.

01:30:24.000 Oh, man.

01:30:25.000 In hotel rooms.

01:30:26.000 Go to hotel.

01:30:27.000 What is this?

01:30:27.000 What is that?

01:30:28.000 It's the map.

01:30:29.000 Here's the border, and there's all the dentists right on the main street. 0.99

01:30:31.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:30:32.000 Right on the main street. 1.00

01:30:33.000 Right off the border.

01:30:34.000 Isn't that crazy?

01:30:36.000 Who's the first guy right there?

01:30:37.000 Central.

01:30:38.000 Yeah, that guy.

01:30:38.000 Tijuana Clinic for Cosmetic Dentistry.

01:30:41.000 Holla at your boy. 0.81

01:30:42.000 Want to get some pearly whites, son? 0.86

01:30:44.000 I'm tired of these marijuana and coffee stain choppers. 0.55

01:30:48.000 I'm going down there.

01:30:49.000 I'm going to come back pretty. 0.99

01:30:50.000 I'm not going to say shit, Jamie. 0.99

01:30:51.000 I'm just going to disappear. 0.99

01:30:52.000 I've never been to Tijuana, man.

01:30:53.000 I'm going to tell you I'm going on a hunting trip, and then I'll strike out, and then I'll come back with some shiny choppers.

01:30:58.000 That's what the women are doing. 1.00

01:31:00.000 We go into Miami for the weekend. 1.00

01:31:01.000 They come back from Tijuana with fake tits. 1.00

01:31:03.000 One's higher than the other one. 1.00

01:31:05.000 Fake tits are a weird one, man. 1.00

01:31:08.000 Because we'd never accept anything like that on a dude. 0.99

01:31:10.000 But on a girl, we're like, take it.

01:31:12.000 You're right.

01:31:12.000 Like, if a guy had, like, fake traps.

01:31:14.000 I just like that look.

01:31:15.000 I like that look.

01:31:17.000 If guys just put fake traps in because they found out that girls like traps. 1.00

01:31:20.000 Yeah.

01:31:20.000 If there was one thing like that.

01:31:22.000 You're right.

01:31:23.000 There was nothing that a guy could...

01:31:24.000 What?

01:31:25.000 Nothing's even close.

01:31:26.000 Nothing's even close.

01:31:27.000 So we're like, I'll take it.

01:31:28.000 I'll take it.

01:31:29.000 We don't care.

01:31:30.000 We're so much easier than them.

01:31:31.000 That's what it is.

01:31:32.000 That's why.

01:31:33.000 That's why.

01:31:34.000 We're so much easier to excite. 1.00

01:31:36.000 Guys don't care if I have a fake ass. 1.00

01:31:37.000 Guys are like, you're right. 1.00

01:31:37.000 They don't care. 1.00

01:31:38.000 Guys with a fake ass. 1.00

01:31:40.000 Imagine if a girl was like, your butt is so big. 1.00

01:31:43.000 You must be able to jump so high. 0.99

01:31:44.000 And the guy's like, no, I had my butt done last year. 0.87

01:31:46.000 Girl will be like, what? 1.00

01:31:48.000 Yeah.

01:31:48.000 Did you really just say that?

01:31:49.000 What did you say?

01:31:50.000 Guys don't care. 0.81

01:31:51.000 And then he said, ready? 0.98

01:31:52.000 He said, I got my butt done. 0.98

01:31:56.000 That's what he said. 0.99

01:31:56.000 I got my butt done. 0.99

01:31:57.000 That would be his nickname. 0.97

01:31:58.000 They'd have a nickname about him. 0.75

01:31:59.000 They'd call him butt done.

01:32:02.000 Guys don't care. 0.81

01:32:03.000 My cousin used to have a joke. 1.00

01:32:04.000 He'd say, I don't give a fuck what's in your titties. 1.00

01:32:06.000 Just fuck me. 1.00

01:32:06.000 Whoa, that guy's aggressive. 1.00

01:32:14.000 That's funny.

01:32:15.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:32:16.000 Well, if women can hear the ridiculous shit that men say all the time, the shit that makes us laugh. 1.00

01:32:25.000 The gross thing is people trying to pretend that we mean everything we say, too. 1.00

01:32:30.000 Especially with comedy.

01:32:31.000 With men in comics.

01:32:32.000 Yeah.

01:32:33.000 But right now, men in comedy.

01:32:35.000 Men in comedy.

01:32:35.000 Right, right.

01:32:36.000 That's the problem.

01:32:37.000 Yeah.

01:32:37.000 It's like, some of this stuff we're just joking, you know?

01:32:39.000 Like, stop being so serious.

01:32:42.000 Most of it.

01:32:43.000 We're just joking.

01:32:44.000 Yeah.

01:32:44.000 Do you find that this is a more sensitive time for comedy?

01:32:47.000 That's what I'm being told and that's what I see in the news, but I refuse to, you know, change anything I do.

01:32:55.000 Kind of can't, right?

01:32:56.000 I'm not doing it.

01:32:57.000 I'm not saying jokes and then having to issue a statement later.

01:33:01.000 It's like I was saying a joke, man.

01:33:03.000 If you didn't take it the way I interpreted it, if you interpreted it the wrong way, that's still on you.

01:33:09.000 I'm not doing it.

01:33:10.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:33:11.000 It's just supposed to be funny, stupid. 1.00

01:33:13.000 Right. 1.00

01:33:13.000 It was funny to somebody, you know? 1.00

01:33:16.000 It's weird that it's okay to do in a movie.

01:33:18.000 Like, you could have some ridiculous scenes in a movie, but when you have a ridiculous thing that you're saying, like, people take it as a fact.

01:33:25.000 Oh, he's not even acting. 0.90

01:33:26.000 Yeah, right.

01:33:27.000 There's no acting.

01:33:28.000 It's like, you said it.

01:33:29.000 Yeah, you said it.

01:33:30.000 Joe Rogan believes this.

01:33:31.000 Yeah, this is your perspective.

01:33:32.000 Tony Rock thinks that.

01:33:33.000 Yeah.

01:33:36.000 It's interesting.

01:33:37.000 I think this is a very unique time in communication for people.

01:33:42.000 It's one of the reasons why stand-up is a little bit more challenging right now.

01:33:46.000 But I think that's all a good thing, man.

01:33:48.000 Challenging is good.

01:33:49.000 Yeah, it's all good, man.

01:33:51.000 It'll make for a better product.

01:33:53.000 Yeah, it's all good.

01:33:55.000 It's all good.

01:33:56.000 It's all interesting.

01:33:57.000 Where have you been working mostly these days?

01:34:00.000 The first quarter I was on tour with Mike Epps.

01:34:04.000 We went out from January to like March, April, and then I'd do my own thing.

01:34:10.000 You went on a tour tour.

01:34:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:34:12.000 The real deal, like every week.

01:34:14.000 Mike brings them out, man, like 10,000, 12,000.

01:34:17.000 Jesus Christ. 0.99

01:34:18.000 It's fucking incredible, man. 0.99

01:34:19.000 When you're doing a tour like that, man, and you're doing how many nights a week? 0.99

01:34:23.000 We do Friday and Saturday.

01:34:24.000 If it's a three-day weekend, we do a Sunday.

01:34:26.000 Oh, so every week, Friday, Saturday, Friday, Saturday.

01:34:28.000 And then are you working in the city at all?

01:34:30.000 Are you working in here?

01:34:31.000 I'm always working in the city.

01:34:32.000 I'm always working when I'm here. 0.99

01:34:33.000 Yeah, that gets you sharp as fuck, man. 0.99

01:34:37.000 Right, right. 0.99

01:34:37.000 And then I do that, and then from there, I do 20, maybe 25 minutes with Mike. 0.99

01:34:42.000 Then when that leg is done, I do from April, May to October, September, October, Funny Bones improv, just comedy clubs, more intimate settings with the guys I bring out.

01:34:55.000 And we do that until LA needs me, I'll be on the road.

01:34:59.000 And now they just added more dates for Mike for the fourth quarter.

01:35:02.000 So we're doing West Coast now.

01:35:03.000 We're doing Portland and San Fran and Oakland and San Diego and California and Phoenix.

01:35:09.000 It's going to be incredible, man. 0.99

01:35:11.000 You're one of those guys where I'm like, what the fuck is going on?

01:35:13.000 Like, how come people haven't caught on to the fact that Tony Rock's one of the funniest guys alive? 0.96

01:35:17.000 Yeah, I've had a lady at the show the other night. 1.00

01:35:19.000 She said, I think the whole world is sleeping on you. 0.98

01:35:25.000 And I said, that's the fucking best compliment I've ever heard in my life. 0.97

01:35:27.000 Well, the thing is, man, you've been under the radar, but getting better. 0.98

01:35:30.000 Like, I remember I came up to you.

01:35:32.000 That's all that matters.

01:35:32.000 It's like, as long as I'm getting better, I'll pop up on your radar at some point.

01:35:36.000 I don't remember how long ago this conversation was.

01:35:38.000 How long have you been doing comedy now?

01:35:39.000 98. 98. So I think we had this conversation more around the year 2000-ish.

01:35:45.000 It was fairly recent.

01:35:47.000 And you started doing stand-up.

01:35:49.000 We were talking at the Laugh Factory.

01:35:51.000 And I remember coming up to you and going, Dude, you got good.

01:35:54.000 You got good.

01:35:55.000 You really made a big jump.

01:35:58.000 Every day, man.

01:35:59.000 And you were saying, I'm working, man.

01:36:00.000 I'm out here working.

01:36:01.000 Every day.

01:36:02.000 And I remember watching that set and thinking...

01:36:05.000 I don't remember what year this was, but I want to say it was like 2002 or 2003 or something like that.

01:36:10.000 Watched the set, I was like, oh dude, this guy's about to pop.

01:36:14.000 Nice.

01:36:15.000 Yeah.

01:36:16.000 I'll be under the radar until I'm not.

01:36:17.000 Yeah, man.

01:36:18.000 That's the thing.

01:36:18.000 Every time I see you, you're getting better.

01:36:20.000 That radar's a good thing.

01:36:21.000 And then people say, oh, he blew up, but not knowing that, like you said, it was 2000 we had this conversation. 0.99

01:36:26.000 It's a fucking grind, baby. 1.00

01:36:29.000 It's a grind. 1.00

01:36:30.000 You gotta be in it.

01:36:31.000 It's a lot of guys.

01:36:32.000 A lot of guys I work with at the Laugh Factory, you know, I see them all the time.

01:36:35.000 Ruben Paul.

01:36:35.000 You know Ruben Paul.

01:36:35.000 Sure.

01:36:36.000 I see Ruben Paul.

01:36:37.000 He's working.

01:36:38.000 I see, you know, I see...

01:36:40.000 Who do I... Everybody.

01:36:42.000 I'm thinking of names.

01:36:43.000 I'm lost in names.

01:36:44.000 Ruben, I see all the time.

01:36:45.000 He does the room there now.

01:36:47.000 He has a Tuesday night show that he does.

01:36:49.000 It's like, we in the trenches, man.

01:36:51.000 We working.

01:36:52.000 Yeah.

01:36:52.000 That's how to do it.

01:36:53.000 It's the only way, too.

01:36:55.000 It's the only way in this crazy business.

01:36:57.000 It's a weird business, man.

01:36:58.000 And it's just, you know, if you stay in that work mode, there's so much stuff going on in the world.

01:37:04.000 There's material out there.

01:37:06.000 Just grab it.

01:37:06.000 It's out there.

01:37:07.000 Yeah, there's always something fucked up going on, especially today. 0.98

01:37:10.000 And in your life, there's stuff going on. 0.98

01:37:12.000 You're like, okay, gotta put that down.

01:37:13.000 I mean, this is one of the strangest times, I think, ever to be a comedian.

01:37:17.000 Because you're like, whew, where do I begin?

01:37:21.000 That's a great intro.

01:37:23.000 Just walk on stage like... 1.00

01:37:24.000 Fuck, where do I start, man? 1.00

01:37:26.000 Everything's a mess. 1.00

01:37:27.000 What do I do?

01:37:28.000 Where do I begin?

01:37:28.000 Yeah, the whole thing's a mess, man.

01:37:30.000 We're buddying up with dictators and who knows what's happening.

01:37:33.000 We got a reality TV star for a president and he's actually, the economy's doing well so no one knows what to say.

01:37:40.000 The whole thing is chaos.

01:37:42.000 The first lady was in Playboy. 1.00

01:37:45.000 The first lady was in Playboy. 1.00

01:37:47.000 She is the very first hot as fuck first lady. 1.00

01:37:50.000 Right? 1.00

01:37:51.000 No doubt.

01:37:52.000 Well, we haven't seen all the First Ladies, so... 1.00

01:37:54.000 That's true. 0.99

01:37:56.000 She's the very first hot as fuck first lady we've ever seen. 1.00

01:37:59.000 Jackie O was stylish, right? 1.00

01:38:01.000 You shut your mouth.

01:38:02.000 Jackie O was stylish, wasn't she? 1.00

01:38:03.000 You shut your mouth, Tony Rock.

01:38:04.000 Wasn't she a fashion icon? 0.99

01:38:05.000 She was okay.

01:38:06.000 She was a fashion icon, right?

01:38:06.000 She was okay.

01:38:07.000 If Melania walked in the room, we stopped talking to Jackie.

01:38:09.000 No disrespect.

01:38:11.000 No disrespect.

01:38:12.000 She was a beautiful lady. 0.53

01:38:13.000 She certainly was.

01:38:14.000 She was, I'm sure, a wonderful woman.

01:38:16.000 But Melania's, like, stunning.

01:38:18.000 She's, like, supermodel stunning. 1.00

01:38:20.000 Yeah, especially when she was younger.

01:38:21.000 I don't think she's stunning.

01:38:22.000 Dude, you ever see pictures of her?

01:38:24.000 Young Melania?

01:38:25.000 No.

01:38:25.000 Dude, when he first married her, she's a beautiful woman, like undeniably.

01:38:29.000 Okay.

01:38:29.000 Well, you don't have to agree with me.

01:38:32.000 I see some attraction there, but I don't know if she's like, holy shit. 0.98

01:38:36.000 I think if you were around her in a party, and you both had a couple of cocktails. 0.98

01:38:41.000 Oh, it might go down. 0.95

01:38:42.000 And she touched your thigh, looked at you, you'd be like, oh shit, I just got lightheaded. 0.99

01:38:50.000 I think you like Melania. 0.99

01:38:51.000 Are we pulling a picture up?

01:38:52.000 What are we doing? 0.99

01:38:54.000 Jamie's jerking off over there. 0.99

01:38:55.000 Where's the picture of her in Playboy? 1.00

01:38:56.000 That's how hot she is. 1.00

01:38:57.000 I was trying to go, how young?

01:38:58.000 Do you have the Playboy picture?

01:38:59.000 No, just show a photo of Melania.

01:39:04.000 All right.

01:39:04.000 Why can't we see the playboy picture?

01:39:06.000 Yeah, here we go.

01:39:07.000 Come on, son.

01:39:07.000 Oh, that's not bad.

01:39:08.000 She's hot as fuck. 1.00

01:39:09.000 That one on the left is not bad. 1.00

01:39:11.000 Yeah, that's her when she was younger, but not much younger.

01:39:14.000 I mean, I think it's just how she's wearing, what she's wearing.

01:39:17.000 She's dressed more conservative now.

01:39:18.000 Like, if you look at her in the far right pick, you know, she's more conservative.

01:39:21.000 Yeah, that's not bad.

01:39:22.000 That's not bad.

01:39:22.000 Dude, there's not even a close second.

01:39:24.000 She knocked it out of the park.

01:39:26.000 That's a legitimate, professional, hot chick who's the first lady. 1.00

01:39:31.000 First ever.

01:39:32.000 She's alright.

01:39:32.000 Save your bickering, sir.

01:39:35.000 She's alright.

01:39:35.000 Stop this.

01:39:36.000 Michelle Obama was gorgeous.

01:39:38.000 That's true.

01:39:38.000 But a different way.

01:39:39.000 A different way.

01:39:40.000 What's this?

01:39:40.000 This is her.

01:39:41.000 This is her when she was young.

01:39:42.000 Yeah.

01:39:42.000 Michelle was definitely a different gorgeous.

01:39:44.000 This is a different thing, son.

01:39:46.000 Look at that body sitting on the couch. 1.00

01:39:47.000 Get the fuck out of Dodge, kid! 1.00

01:39:49.000 Come on! 1.00

01:39:50.000 Alright, you got it.

01:39:51.000 You got that.

01:39:51.000 It's like the beginning of that door song.

01:39:53.000 Come on! 0.61

01:39:55.000 I mean, come on.

01:39:56.000 That was nice.

01:39:57.000 That's woof. 0.97

01:39:58.000 That's top of the food chain right there.

01:40:01.000 Apparently she isn't into looks as much.

01:40:03.000 Maybe she just likes the way he treats her.

01:40:07.000 There you go.

01:40:09.000 It's a strange, strange time, Tony Rock.

01:40:12.000 You know?

01:40:12.000 Strange time to be a human being.

01:40:14.000 As a comic, you gotta love it, like you said.

01:40:15.000 Yeah.

01:40:17.000 Do you like living around here?

01:40:19.000 You know what?

01:40:21.000 I like LA. I don't love it.

01:40:23.000 It's not like, oh my god.

01:40:25.000 I'm such a New Yorker.

01:40:26.000 I'm used to that.

01:40:27.000 How long have you been living out here now?

01:40:30.000 Ten years?

01:40:31.000 Ten years.

01:40:31.000 But the first three, I would go home every...

01:40:34.000 I was here filming a TV show, so every hiatus week I would go home.

01:40:38.000 And when the show wrapped, I would go on tour, so I wasn't here the whole time.

01:40:41.000 The people who like New York, especially New York comics, they say that New York comics, it's more harsh.

01:40:47.000 Like, it's more fun.

01:40:48.000 Like, people insult each other more.

01:40:50.000 Yeah.

01:40:51.000 There's like, there's a camaraderie to that.

01:40:53.000 Way, way more camaraderie.

01:40:55.000 Yeah.

01:40:55.000 Way more.

01:40:56.000 Yeah.

01:40:57.000 Yeah.

01:40:58.000 I come to LA, it's like, oh, I didn't know we were enemies.

01:41:00.000 I didn't know we were all against each other.

01:41:01.000 Oh, do you feel that?

01:41:02.000 Yeah.

01:41:03.000 Really?

01:41:03.000 Yeah.

01:41:04.000 More so with black comics.

01:41:06.000 Ooh.

01:41:06.000 More so with black comics.

01:41:07.000 Of course, like, you know.

01:41:09.000 That's unfortunate.

01:41:10.000 I got, unfortunately, I have the brother that everybody's like, you know.

01:41:14.000 Yeah.

01:41:15.000 Oh, he's the best.

01:41:15.000 I know it's his brother.

01:41:16.000 Fuck that guy. 1.00

01:41:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:41:18.000 This guy's regarded as the best and that's his brother? 1.00

01:41:21.000 Fuck him. 1.00

01:41:22.000 He's gonna get passed along. 1.00

01:41:24.000 He doesn't have to work hard.

01:41:25.000 He's gonna have everything handed to him.

01:41:27.000 That didn't happen with the Wayans brothers.

01:41:30.000 Like Keenan and Marlon?

01:41:32.000 Or Damon rather?

01:41:33.000 Why do you think that is?

01:41:35.000 I don't know.

01:41:37.000 Like they did stuff together.

01:41:39.000 Keenan Ivory Wayans and Damon Wayans.

01:41:42.000 Like when they were both, they were both famous at the exact same time.

01:41:46.000 People forget how funny Damon was. 0.82

01:41:48.000 Damon's a monster. 0.88

01:41:49.000 Still. 0.99

01:41:50.000 Monster.

01:41:51.000 When I used to see him in the 90s, he had his last stand-up, I think he called it.

01:41:57.000 He threw the microphone down.

01:41:58.000 Oh, the last stand when he broke the microphone down.

01:41:59.000 He was like, I'm done.

01:42:00.000 I'm never doing this again. 0.99

01:42:01.000 That shit is one of my all-time favorite specials. 0.99

01:42:03.000 Mike Tyson grabbed his mic. 1.00

01:42:06.000 Mike Tyson grabbed his mic. 0.98

01:42:09.000 I'll bite you. 0.70

01:42:11.000 Hilarious. 0.77

01:42:12.000 Tommy Hearn's piece.

01:42:13.000 Dude, he was so funny.

01:42:14.000 My brother said...

01:42:16.000 Damon taught him a lot about how to do stand-up.

01:42:18.000 Oh, I'm sure.

01:42:19.000 Yeah.

01:42:19.000 Damon was the man.

01:42:20.000 He's still the man.

01:42:21.000 He was a guy who would come in, do late-night spots at the comedy store.

01:42:26.000 He would just show up, and they'd put him up whenever he got there, and he would just completely explore ideas.

01:42:33.000 He had no worry about...

01:42:35.000 Right.

01:42:36.000 He wasn't concerned about getting the laugh.

01:42:38.000 He was working it out on stage 100%.

01:42:41.000 I love seeing it.

01:42:42.000 I love seeing it.

01:42:43.000 But he was a famous guy at the time.

01:42:44.000 This is...

01:42:44.000 After In Living Color.

01:42:46.000 I see Dave do it all the time. 0.99

01:42:47.000 Whenever I see Dave on stage, Dave is like, I don't fuck this room. 1.00

01:42:50.000 I'm trying to figure this shit out for the show. 1.00

01:42:52.000 Right. 0.99

01:42:52.000 But you also want to entertain the room because they are the show, too. 0.99

01:42:56.000 Right.

01:42:56.000 So Dave is, I think, the best at dancing through that line.

01:43:00.000 He knows how to create new material better than I think anybody I've ever seen.

01:43:03.000 Have you seen Mark Curry?

01:43:05.000 Oh, yeah!

01:43:06.000 Mark Curry will go on stage and say, give me a topic and make it a 10-minute bit.

01:43:11.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:43:11.000 And that shit is impressive. 1.00

01:43:13.000 He is such a nice guy. 1.00

01:43:15.000 I think he is so likable. 0.98

01:43:17.000 Mark Curry is one of the nicest fucking guys. 0.98

01:43:20.000 When he would come to the comedy store, everybody would light up. 0.99

01:43:22.000 He's just so nice.

01:43:24.000 Always.

01:43:25.000 Funny, just real relaxed.

01:43:27.000 I like him a lot, man.

01:43:28.000 Yeah, I saw him do a lot of sets back then, too.

01:43:31.000 Back when he was doing Hanging with Mr. Cooper, he'd drop in and do that.

01:43:34.000 I haven't seen him in a long time.

01:43:36.000 I think he's on tour with a cat right now.

01:43:38.000 He's got a sleeper Bronco.

01:43:40.000 I think he still has it.

01:43:42.000 He had this like 1980s black Bronco, but he had it all done up.

01:43:48.000 Like O.J. Bronco?

01:43:49.000 It was like an O.J. Bronco.

01:43:50.000 But he had like a...

01:43:54.000 Engine upgrade in it, suspension upgrade, tires, wheels, the whole deal.

01:43:58.000 Nice.

01:43:58.000 It was like an urban assault vehicle.

01:44:00.000 Like a powerful Bronco.

01:44:02.000 It just looked like an older Bronco that somebody just has on the road.

01:44:05.000 But meanwhile, this thing is like tuned up.

01:44:07.000 Nice.

01:44:07.000 Yeah.

01:44:08.000 The classics, man.

01:44:09.000 Yeah, and he would drive around that thing.

01:44:11.000 He had a gang of cars.

01:44:12.000 I do love cars.

01:44:14.000 Really nice funny guy.

01:44:15.000 I gotta get some old schools.

01:44:18.000 I want a Trans Am.

01:44:19.000 That's what I want.

01:44:20.000 I want the Smokey and the Bandit Trans Am. 0.99

01:44:22.000 Yeah.

01:44:22.000 That's what I want.

01:44:23.000 What is this?

01:44:24.000 Oh, that's right.

01:44:25.000 It died.

01:44:26.000 It got hit by a tree. 1.00

01:44:28.000 Fuck, that's right. 1.00

01:44:29.000 Did it catch on fire? 1.00

01:44:30.000 No.

01:44:32.000 Oh, man.

01:44:32.000 This is the Bronco.

01:44:33.000 That's the Bronco.

01:44:34.000 Big storm last year.

01:44:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:44:36.000 Damn. 1.00

01:44:36.000 The storm last year took... 1.00

01:44:39.000 Mark Curry's Bronco.

01:44:41.000 He loved that thing, man.

01:44:42.000 That was it.

01:44:43.000 It was a total sleeper.

01:44:45.000 That car was a sleeper.

01:44:47.000 See, that's when you're smart dudes like him, man, they get sleepers.

01:44:50.000 They like to drive around in a no-notice car.

01:44:53.000 That's how you move around.

01:44:54.000 You got to move around like that.

01:44:55.000 Don't bring too much attention.

01:44:56.000 Yeah, you got to move around.

01:44:57.000 Be able to go wherever you want to go when you want to go, you know?

01:44:59.000 That's a move, man.

01:45:00.000 A no-nonsense Bronco.

01:45:02.000 I need an old school.

01:45:03.000 What kind?

01:45:05.000 I like the pickup trucks, the old, I think it's like a Chevy.

01:45:08.000 Like 30s or 50s?

01:45:09.000 Like 50s.

01:45:10.000 The Chevy with the bubble tire covers.

01:45:15.000 What is that called?

01:45:16.000 I don't know, but I know what you're talking about.

01:45:18.000 There's one that a lot of people redo.

01:45:20.000 There's a very specific Chevy pickup truck.

01:45:23.000 That right there.

01:45:24.000 Oh, I need that.

01:45:25.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

01:45:26.000 I need one of those.

01:45:27.000 1950 Chevy pickup.

01:45:29.000 Wow.

01:45:31.000 It's crazy what they can do to those, too.

01:45:33.000 I mean, who would have ever thought, if you looked at one of those in the flesh in 1950, that someone would have something like that in 2018?

01:45:40.000 That looks like something from the movie Cars.

01:45:43.000 It cost what?

01:45:43.000 $6,000 in 1950?

01:45:45.000 Did it even cost that much?

01:45:47.000 Let's guess.

01:45:48.000 How much did a pickup truck cost in 1950?

01:45:51.000 I say $1,500.

01:45:53.000 I'm going to say $3,500.

01:45:55.000 How much did a pickup cost in 1950?

01:45:59.000 Here we go.

01:46:00.000 Drumroll, please.

01:46:06.000 Nothing popped up off the top?

01:46:11.000 It might be giving me pricing for now, too, so I'm trying to...

01:46:14.000 Oh.

01:46:15.000 Did you write how much did a pickup truck cost?

01:46:20.000 Price of in...

01:46:23.000 Retail price in 1950. Maybe that's it.

01:46:27.000 People listening to this are bored out of their fucking mind right now. 0.99

01:46:30.000 Like, do you really care? 0.99

01:46:31.000 Why do you care?

01:46:32.000 What a pickup truck cost.

01:46:33.000 1950. Are they watching live?

01:46:35.000 Some people.

01:46:36.000 Hey, what's up?

01:46:37.000 What's up, people?

01:46:39.000 There's a slight delay.

01:46:40.000 Nice.

01:46:41.000 Oh, for curses?

01:46:42.000 No, just because of the internet.

01:46:44.000 I think it's too late. 0.98

01:46:45.000 I think we already fucked it up. 0.96

01:46:46.000 How much did it cost? 0.94

01:46:47.000 $1,243.

01:46:47.000 $1,200.

01:46:48.000 Yeah.

01:46:49.000 $1,243.

01:46:51.000 $1,243.

01:46:53.000 That's crazy.

01:46:54.000 Insane.

01:46:55.000 Current value, $30,000.

01:46:57.000 Nice.

01:46:58.000 Or so.

01:46:58.000 Yeah, I got to get one.

01:47:00.000 That's what you want.

01:47:00.000 Why a pickup truck and not a muscle car?

01:47:02.000 No, I want that.

01:47:03.000 You want that too?

01:47:04.000 I want that Spooky the Bandit first.

01:47:06.000 Oh, right.

01:47:06.000 75. I want Spooky the Bandit first.

01:47:07.000 Right.

01:47:08.000 Yeah.

01:47:08.000 Of course, I want a Lincoln Continental with the Suicide Doors.

01:47:11.000 Ooh, you want one of those?

01:47:11.000 I need that.

01:47:12.000 Wow.

01:47:13.000 Gotta have that.

01:47:14.000 The Spooky the Bandit, you're gonna have the Firebird on the front and the hood?

01:47:17.000 Yeah?

01:47:17.000 Absolutely.

01:47:18.000 Damn. 1.00

01:47:18.000 The same one. 1.00

01:47:19.000 I want the Ford Mustang.

01:47:23.000 Eleanor?

01:47:24.000 Yes.

01:47:25.000 Ooh, the Gone in 60 Seconds car?

01:47:27.000 Need that.

01:47:27.000 Ooh, that car.

01:47:28.000 That's one of the best looking cars of all time.

01:47:30.000 Probably the...

01:47:31.000 Yeah.

01:47:31.000 Probably the 66 Corvette.

01:47:33.000 Beautiful car.

01:47:34.000 Those are great cars.

01:47:35.000 Beautiful car.

01:47:35.000 I have a 65 convertible.

01:47:37.000 Do you really?

01:47:37.000 Yeah, love it.

01:47:38.000 So you know.

01:47:39.000 Yeah, they're great cars.

01:47:39.000 Beautiful piece of machinery.

01:47:41.000 It's a crazy look, right?

01:47:42.000 The look back there.

01:47:43.000 The top comes off like that right there.

01:47:45.000 Wow.

01:47:45.000 That's one of the most beautiful cars ever made in the world.

01:47:49.000 Is that a 67, Jamie?

01:47:50.000 That's what it says?

01:47:50.000 Yeah.

01:47:51.000 God!

01:47:52.000 That is incredible.

01:47:53.000 Was it called Eleanor before that movie, or did that come from something?

01:47:55.000 I think it came from the movie, right?

01:47:57.000 Yeah.

01:47:57.000 No, I think it means something.

01:47:59.000 I think Eleanor, when you say it backwards, like whatever the acronym is, well, find it.

01:48:09.000 I think that's what they did.

01:48:11.000 I think they took some kind of tuner thing, someone's name, and used it backwards.

01:48:16.000 It's like Roanoke.

01:48:20.000 Is that it?

01:48:21.000 I remember very vaguely the story of how they came up with the name Eleanor.

01:48:27.000 Anyway, see if you can find it.

01:48:30.000 Yeah, definitely need that.

01:48:31.000 Yeah.

01:48:31.000 That right there.

01:48:32.000 It's a dope fucking car. 1.00

01:48:34.000 Super dope. 1.00

01:48:35.000 Maybe I'm thinking the opposite.

01:48:37.000 Maybe what I'm thinking of is someone made a car that's like Eleanor, but they spelled it backwards.

01:48:44.000 I think that might be it.

01:48:46.000 It just says Eleanor is the only Ford One Mach 1 in history to receive a car title credit.

01:48:50.000 Take the word Eleanor and spell it backwards and Google that.

01:48:55.000 I think there's a car that they're making where they spell Eleanor backwards.

01:48:59.000 I think this is where I'm getting it from.

01:48:59.000 The Hyundai Rollie.

01:49:02.000 The new Hyundai Rollie.

01:49:03.000 Yeah, what would be Eleanor?

01:49:07.000 2005 Ronel Mustang.

01:49:09.000 Ah, see?

01:49:09.000 There it is.

01:49:10.000 Yeah.

01:49:11.000 That's what it is. 0.98

01:49:12.000 That's where I fucked up. 0.96

01:49:14.000 Yeah, so this is a Mustang that they were spelling Eleanor backwards to make a dope Mustang. 0.97

01:49:20.000 Oh, okay.

01:49:22.000 Okay.

01:49:22.000 Not bad.

01:49:23.000 Yeah, not bad for a modern car.

01:49:25.000 Those are fun.

01:49:25.000 That's nice.

01:49:26.000 Those are like modern muscle cars. 1.00

01:49:29.000 Look at that shit. 1.00

01:49:30.000 That's nice. 0.99

01:49:31.000 Those cars, like that year, like into the 2015s and 16s, when they got rid of the live rear axle somewhere around...

01:49:43.000 I want to say pretty recently, like 2012 or something like that.

01:49:47.000 When was the latest Mustang released?

01:49:50.000 The latest model Mustang?

01:49:52.000 Before that, they used to have a solid rear axle, like a muscle car.

01:49:55.000 It handled terrible.

01:49:57.000 But it was fun.

01:49:59.000 It would go.

01:49:59.000 But you would stomp on the gas and the thing would go sideways.

01:50:01.000 It would burn out everywhere.

01:50:02.000 It was really like having a modern muscle car with anti-lock brakes and a stick shift.

01:50:09.000 You'd buy it from the factory with 550 horsepower. 0.92

01:50:12.000 Ridiculous car.

01:50:13.000 Then they got it all the way up to 700 in the last models. 0.79

01:50:16.000 The last models of the GT500 were 700 horsepower.

01:50:19.000 Front wheel.

01:50:19.000 Rear wheel drive.

01:50:20.000 Wow.

01:50:21.000 Wow.

01:50:21.000 700 horsepower rear wheel drive?

01:50:23.000 That's crazy.

01:50:23.000 With a solid rear axle.

01:50:24.000 That's insane.

01:50:25.000 Yeah.

01:50:26.000 Big crazy rear axle bouncing all over.

01:50:28.000 Every pothole you hit, the car goes sideways.

01:50:31.000 Nah.

01:50:32.000 I need that.

01:50:33.000 I need that, Eleanor.

01:50:34.000 But apparently that's great, though, those old-school-y muscle cars for gripping the ground.

01:50:39.000 There's something about having everything all in one fat axle in the back.

01:50:45.000 Those two black stripes on the asphalt as it goes sideways.

01:50:50.000 Love it.

01:50:51.000 What did you say you have a 60?

01:50:53.000 65 Corvette.

01:50:54.000 Man, that's nice.

01:50:55.000 I love it.

01:50:56.000 It's an old rumble.

01:50:57.000 I believe from what I just read that that car was only made for or maybe even used in that original movie.

01:51:04.000 And the guy that made it, HB, Toby, Halecki, wrote, starred, and directed that movie.

01:51:09.000 So it's his car.

01:51:10.000 It's his car.

01:51:11.000 But I think they made several versions.

01:51:13.000 They had four of them.

01:51:14.000 Because I saw a video of them selling one of them.

01:51:17.000 They were selling one of them online.

01:51:18.000 Yeah, but...

01:51:20.000 There's a company called Classic Recreations.

01:51:22.000 They make those now.

01:51:24.000 Oh, you can get a frame?

01:51:27.000 Yeah.

01:51:27.000 No, they do the whole thing from the beginning out.

01:51:29.000 And they make you a brand new version of a 1967 Mustang, but with modern engine, modern suspension.

01:51:36.000 How much does something like that cost? 0.99

01:51:38.000 Expensive as fuck. 0.99

01:51:39.000 Yeah, I could imagine. 1.00

01:51:40.000 Expensive as fuck. 0.99

01:51:43.000 But if you're some rich dude who just, you know, you look at... 1.00

01:51:46.000 You just want one.

01:51:47.000 There's the thing about this, like, flossing, right?

01:51:49.000 Like, if you have a Lamborghini, you're like, look at this guy's doors go up.

01:51:52.000 You know, there's something about that, right?

01:51:54.000 The Lamborghini was made for flossing.

01:51:56.000 Ferrari, same thing. 1.00

01:51:57.000 You pull up, like, look at this motherfucker, making it! 1.00

01:52:00.000 Woo! 0.99

01:52:01.000 But if you pull up in one of those things, that's...

01:52:05.000 That's a different kind of enjoyment.

01:52:07.000 That's like you're driving around in an art piece.

01:52:09.000 Exactly.

01:52:10.000 That's an attention grabber storyteller. 0.63

01:52:14.000 That's like people are just going to stop you.

01:52:17.000 Yeah, it's like an A+. In terms of the impact it has on guys in particular.

01:52:22.000 See, but girls don't care about that as much. 1.00

01:52:24.000 I think chicks will dig that one. 1.00

01:52:27.000 I think that one.

01:52:28.000 That one's so pretty.

01:52:29.000 Chicks dig the long ball, man. 1.00

01:52:30.000 That's the long ball.

01:52:32.000 That's the long ball! 0.83

01:52:33.000 Chicks dig the long ball. 1.00

01:52:34.000 That's out of the park.

01:52:35.000 That's like, what is that?

01:52:37.000 You're like, hey, come take a ride.

01:52:38.000 Yeah, pull that photo up again.

01:52:40.000 That silver one.

01:52:41.000 The 1967 silver one that you just had up.

01:52:45.000 Look at this again.

01:52:47.000 Look at that.

01:52:47.000 Come on, you pull that up in front of the club?

01:52:50.000 Yeah.

01:52:51.000 Jesus Christ, that's pretty.

01:52:52.000 Do you know how much the one from the movie sold for at auction?

01:52:55.000 Let me guess.

01:52:57.000 $700,000.

01:52:58.000 $4 million.

01:52:59.000 $1 million.

01:53:00.000 Wow.

01:53:01.000 The main one.

01:53:03.000 From John Wick?

01:53:04.000 Or from Elgon in 60 Seconds?

01:53:06.000 In John Wick, that's what it was.

01:53:08.000 It wasn't the Eleanor one.

01:53:09.000 I'm remembering wrong.

01:53:10.000 They were selling one of the Mustangs in the movie, John Wick.

01:53:12.000 He had a 69...

01:53:17.000 It wasn't an Eleanor, but he had a nice one in the movie.

01:53:19.000 Right.

01:53:19.000 He had a 69 that got stolen.

01:53:21.000 Right.

01:53:21.000 Guy killed his dog and stole the car.

01:53:23.000 And then he got a 70 Chevelle.

01:53:25.000 Chevelle.

01:53:26.000 That's another one.

01:53:27.000 Everybody loves a Chevelle.

01:53:28.000 That's 70 Chevelle, too.

01:53:29.000 Everybody loves a Chevelle, yeah.

01:53:31.000 That's 70 Chevelle.

01:53:32.000 It's classic.

01:53:32.000 That's a good one.

01:53:33.000 That's a classic.

01:53:33.000 Oh, Impala.

01:53:34.000 I gotta get an Impala, too.

01:53:35.000 I need an Impala.

01:53:36.000 You know what's even more classic than a...

01:53:38.000 Look at that. 0.99

01:53:39.000 Goddamn, man. 1.00

01:53:40.000 That's a 69. I think that's a Mach 1. Yeah. 0.99

01:53:43.000 Is that what it is?

01:53:44.000 Yeah.

01:53:45.000 Look at that.

01:53:46.000 It makes me faint. 0.99

01:53:47.000 That's fucking pretty. 0.99

01:53:48.000 I get weak in the legs when I see a car like that. 0.99

01:53:50.000 I'm like, oh my goodness.

01:53:51.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

01:53:52.000 That is America.

01:53:53.000 It's like two pieces to that thing.

01:53:55.000 America!

01:53:55.000 Right?

01:53:56.000 It's like the front. 1.00

01:53:56.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

01:53:57.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:53:58.000 They do not drive that good.

01:54:00.000 They do not.

01:54:01.000 Because that looks pretty stock.

01:54:03.000 They do not handle very well.

01:54:04.000 Nope.

01:54:05.000 Terrible.

01:54:05.000 That's another kind Yeah, if you had like a modern Honda Accord, you'll blow that thing off the road.

01:54:10.000 Like, for real. 0.99

01:54:12.000 That's a goddamn work of art, though. 0.99

01:54:14.000 You pull up in that thing. 0.99

01:54:16.000 You take the Honda Accord, I'll take that.

01:54:17.000 Look at that!

01:54:19.000 Look how pretty that is.

01:54:20.000 That might be one of the best looking cars of all time.

01:54:23.000 No, that...

01:54:24.000 Eleanor is... 0.74

01:54:25.000 Yeah.

01:54:26.000 Top three.

01:54:27.000 Go to that one in the upper right hand corner, young Jamie. 1.00

01:54:29.000 Look at that fucking thing. 1.00

01:54:31.000 Jesus. 1.00

01:54:33.000 1969 Mach 1. Pow!

01:54:36.000 Mecca!

01:54:38.000 Dude, Hendrix was alive when his car was out.

01:54:40.000 That is a sexy vehicle right there.

01:54:42.000 Hendrix died in 69, right? 0.99

01:54:44.000 You could have been on your way to a goddamn Hendrix concert in that car in 1969. You would be the man. 0.99

01:54:51.000 Can you imagine?

01:54:51.000 You pick up your girl.

01:54:53.000 Hendrix pulled up to the concert in that.

01:54:55.000 People, you know, people were just different then.

01:54:58.000 Nice.

01:54:58.000 Yeah, Hendrix probably would pull up to the concert in that, right?

01:55:01.000 That'd be a car Hendrix would drive.

01:55:02.000 Kevin's guitar in the passenger seat.

01:55:04.000 Yeah, I found out there was a house that was for sale that Hendrix almost bought in Topanga Canyon.

01:55:10.000 I was like, he told me he almost bought it.

01:55:12.000 It's almost Hendrix.

01:55:12.000 Does it count?

01:55:13.000 It's almost.

01:55:14.000 Does it count?

01:55:15.000 He just walked through it like, nah, not this one.

01:55:17.000 He was apparently on his way to buying it when he died.

01:55:19.000 What is that?

01:55:20.000 Oh, Stingray. 0.58

01:55:22.000 T-top, son. 1.00

01:55:23.000 Damn. 0.99

01:55:24.000 That's Jimi Hendrix' Corvette. 1.00

01:55:26.000 Holy shit. 0.98

01:55:27.000 See if you find any other pictures of that thing. 0.99

01:55:30.000 That's a sexy car. 0.99

01:55:31.000 That shit looked like a shock. 1.00

01:55:32.000 God. 1.00

01:55:33.000 Jimi Hendrix had a baby boom Corvette.

01:55:36.000 That's just a different one.

01:55:38.000 But yeah, those are crazy looking.

01:55:40.000 Go to that other one that was just on that. 1.00

01:55:42.000 What the fuck was that? 0.99

01:55:43.000 This is it right here? 0.99

01:55:44.000 So there's only a couple pictures of the car from the top.

01:55:47.000 Two Corvettes. 0.99

01:55:49.000 Damn. 1.00

01:55:49.000 He had two Corvettes. 1.00

01:55:51.000 Are those both his back-to-back?

01:55:52.000 Is that what we're looking at?

01:55:53.000 Two different ones?

01:55:54.000 No, I think it's the same car.

01:55:55.000 Oh.

01:55:57.000 Yeah, Jimi Hendrix.

01:55:59.000 Knew how to live.

01:56:00.000 Old school, man.

01:56:03.000 Dinosaur days.

01:56:03.000 Beautiful, beautiful car.

01:56:04.000 Yeah.

01:56:06.000 What do you drive, Tony?

01:56:07.000 I have a Cadillac.

01:56:08.000 Ooh, I like it.

01:56:10.000 I like it.

01:56:10.000 I got a Cadillac.

01:56:11.000 Which one you got?

01:56:12.000 I got the STS. Mine's old now.

01:56:14.000 I was actually going to buy a new car in the next couple months.

01:56:16.000 I don't know what I want.

01:56:18.000 They have a crazy new sedan coming out.

01:56:20.000 Which one?

01:56:21.000 Something V. Some big four-door, super-powered, ultra-comfortable.

01:56:25.000 No, I've been waiting for...

01:56:26.000 Have you seen the El Mirage?

01:56:27.000 Can you pull up the Cadillac?

01:56:28.000 El Mirage.

01:56:29.000 E-L-M-I-R-A-J. I've been waiting four years for this car.

01:56:33.000 And every time I go to the auto show, they're like, yeah, it's coming next year.

01:56:36.000 So I wait, wait, wait.

01:56:37.000 That sounds like a superhero in a Robert Rodriguez movie.

01:56:41.000 The El Mirage. 1.00

01:56:43.000 Look at this motherfucker. 1.00

01:56:46.000 Four years, Cadillac, I've been waiting for this car. 1.00

01:56:49.000 Whoa.

01:56:50.000 Every auto show.

01:56:51.000 Yeah, next year.

01:56:52.000 That is slick.

01:56:53.000 That's a two-door.

01:56:54.000 Yes. 1.00

01:56:54.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:56:55.000 I've been waiting patiently for this car. 0.99

01:56:58.000 You know, when we were kids, we thought about what cars would look like in the future.

01:57:02.000 That's what they would look like in the future.

01:57:04.000 Look at the front end of that thing. 0.99

01:57:05.000 Like the headlights.

01:57:06.000 Those are crazy.

01:57:07.000 Look at that, man.

01:57:09.000 That has such a futuristic, like, pause there for that picture and make that a little bit bigger.

01:57:15.000 That has such a futuristic shape to it.

01:57:17.000 Look at the leather on the inside.

01:57:19.000 And look at that grille. 0.78

01:57:20.000 Look how that grille integrates. 0.95

01:57:22.000 We're like, this is how girls go with shoes. 1.00

01:57:24.000 Like, oh my god.

01:57:26.000 Do you see how strappy they are?

01:57:28.000 And you say to your girl, like, I don't get it.

01:57:29.000 This is it right here.

01:57:30.000 You're not gonna get it.

01:57:32.000 It's so strappy.

01:57:34.000 Four years I've been waiting for this car.

01:57:37.000 Why are you such a Cadillac, dude?

01:57:39.000 My father drove a Cadillac.

01:57:40.000 It's a tribute to my dad.

01:57:42.000 I like it.

01:57:43.000 The last car my pops had before he passed away was a burgundy Cadillac.

01:57:47.000 And I just remember he loved it so much.

01:57:49.000 And I didn't, you know, growing up in New York, I didn't need a car.

01:57:52.000 Right. 0.96

01:57:52.000 So when I moved to LA, I was like, oh shit, I gotta get a car to get around. 0.96

01:57:55.000 I'm like, what am I gonna get? 0.97

01:57:56.000 Tribute to dad.

01:57:57.000 Cadillac.

01:57:58.000 I love it.

01:57:59.000 That's a good move.

01:58:00.000 Yeah.

01:58:01.000 They make some old school cars too that you could actually get fixed up and drive around.

01:58:05.000 Yes, yes, yes.

01:58:06.000 Like some 70s Eldorados.

01:58:07.000 I'm going to get an oldie and put it in the hands of a caretaker and let them just fix it up.

01:58:12.000 Get you one of them.

01:58:13.000 Definitely going to do that.

01:58:14.000 Two-door Eldorados.

01:58:16.000 Nice, nice.

01:58:17.000 What color?

01:58:18.000 What color?

01:58:19.000 I don't know, maybe like a money green?

01:58:21.000 Ooh! 0.96

01:58:23.000 Ooh, like the Bishop Don Juan.

01:58:25.000 Didn't he have a money green one?

01:58:26.000 Well, then scratch that.

01:58:27.000 Well, then scratch that.

01:58:28.000 We'll go burgundy.

01:58:31.000 Because I don't want anybody to mistake me for the mission badge.

01:58:33.000 That's right.

01:58:34.000 I don't want no girl running up in my car at In-N-Out Burger like, I got your money, daddy. 1.00

01:58:40.000 I like the burgundy.

01:58:41.000 I like burgundy with a little bit of metallic flake to it.

01:58:44.000 Nice.

01:58:45.000 Oh, yeah.

01:58:46.000 That would be nice.

01:58:47.000 Oh, man.

01:58:47.000 That would be nice.

01:58:48.000 Yes.

01:58:48.000 All fresh chrome.

01:58:51.000 Gotta do it.

01:58:52.000 Riding those things, man. 0.99

01:58:53.000 I mean, you gotta respect the fact that it takes a long time to stop those fuckers. 0.99

01:58:56.000 All the convertible Eldorado. 1.00

01:58:58.000 Whew.

01:59:00.000 The convertible Eldorado.

01:59:01.000 Oh! 0.60

01:59:02.000 Look at this!

01:59:02.000 We're looking at a 76 convertible Eldorado.

01:59:06.000 Oh my god, what a shape.

01:59:08.000 What a shape. 0.94

01:59:09.000 That was back when they didn't know what the fuck aerodynamics was. 0.96

01:59:12.000 They're like, what? 0.97

01:59:13.000 Oh, that's what we're talking about right there.

01:59:15.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

01:59:16.000 Look at that.

01:59:17.000 What year is that, Jamie?

01:59:18.000 67?

01:59:19.000 God.

01:59:21.000 That's nice.

01:59:22.000 People just drove these enormous boats.

01:59:23.000 Look at the size of the trunk.

01:59:25.000 It's crazy.

01:59:26.000 It's crazy!

01:59:27.000 That trunk can fit like a smart car in it.

01:59:30.000 Yeah, you could easily sleep in that trunk.

01:59:32.000 No problem.

01:59:34.000 That's nice.

01:59:35.000 They just went through a period of time where they were making these giant boats.

01:59:39.000 Like the Suicide Door Continental that you talked about.

01:59:41.000 That's an all-time classic.

01:59:44.000 All-time classic.

01:59:46.000 Gotta love that.

01:59:47.000 That's another one of the best cars I've probably ever made.

01:59:49.000 You know what's another best car I ever made that I would never want to park anywhere?

01:59:53.000 1968 Charger.

01:59:54.000 I saw a 1968 Charger all done up.

01:59:56.000 Dukes has it?

01:59:58.000 It's similar.

01:59:59.000 Is that year 68 or 69?

02:00:01.000 One of those years.

02:00:02.000 Either one of those years is badass.

02:00:04.000 But those cars, they were just like sharks.

02:00:06.000 Like big, long boats.

02:00:08.000 They weren't like...

02:00:10.000 Like, look at that.

02:00:11.000 That's not in any way practical in terms of its shape.

02:00:15.000 Like, it's got to be...

02:00:16.000 That wind's got to go into that grill in a weird way and probably slows it down.

02:00:20.000 It's like having a little mini parachute in the front of your hood. 0.93

02:00:23.000 Obviously, I don't know shit about aerodynamics.

02:00:24.000 They didn't know about aerodynamics back then. 0.96

02:00:27.000 Well, I think they knew a little bit.

02:00:29.000 Go back to that original picture, man.

02:00:31.000 That original one was beautiful.

02:00:33.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

02:00:34.000 That's what I'm talking about.

02:00:35.000 Like, that car just represents a different world.

02:00:38.000 That's Fast and Furious, right?

02:00:40.000 Yeah, he had one of those, right?

02:00:41.000 Or similar?

02:00:42.000 Something similar?

02:00:42.000 Similar years?

02:00:43.000 There's something about...

02:00:45.000 In 1970, it got weird, because then they put the bumper all around the front.

02:00:50.000 Like a big oval.

02:00:52.000 You ever see that?

02:00:53.000 No.

02:00:53.000 On this car?

02:00:54.000 Yeah, pull up 1970 Charger.

02:00:56.000 1970 got weird.

02:00:58.000 Like somebody got crafty.

02:00:59.000 Look at the front bumper.

02:01:01.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:01:02.000 What did you just do?

02:01:04.000 Hey, hey, come here.

02:01:06.000 That's like, put it back.

02:01:07.000 Yeah, what did you do?

02:01:08.000 Put it back.

02:01:09.000 You had something.

02:01:09.000 Go to the black one.

02:01:10.000 Go to the black one right above it.

02:01:12.000 Where are the headlights?

02:01:13.000 Oh, they roll up.

02:01:14.000 They roll up like a 69 Camaro.

02:01:16.000 You ever see a 69 Camaro?

02:01:17.000 Yeah, they...

02:01:18.000 Yeah, they flip.

02:01:19.000 Yeah, those things flip.

02:01:21.000 That was like the rage back then, man.

02:01:22.000 People loved roll-up headlights.

02:01:25.000 That's a good picture, Jamie, but the other one's better because you could see the...

02:01:28.000 No, the black one right next to it. 0.93

02:01:30.000 Because you could see the other black... 0.99

02:01:32.000 Yeah, that weren't there.

02:01:32.000 Because you could see the grille.

02:01:34.000 Like, make that a little bigger.

02:01:35.000 Like, look how goofy that is.

02:01:36.000 That's a nice picture.

02:01:37.000 Look how goofy that grill is.

02:01:38.000 The bumper and the grill are like, it's got an up bumper and a down bumper.

02:01:43.000 Like, what are you doing?

02:01:44.000 Why'd you do that?

02:01:45.000 Don't do that. 1.00

02:01:46.000 You had it perfect, you fuck. 1.00

02:01:48.000 Some guy was like, you know what I mean? 1.00

02:01:50.000 Those people were on coke.

02:01:52.000 It was the 70s.

02:01:52.000 They were like, you know what was better?

02:01:54.000 Fucking double bumper. 0.99

02:01:55.000 Let's do it. 0.99

02:01:55.000 Double bumper. 0.99

02:01:56.000 Bumper up top, bumper on the bottom.

02:01:57.000 It's my thing, bro.

02:01:58.000 You're going to push that through to the GM? Hey, did you bring up my idea about the double bumper?

02:02:02.000 Bumper on top, bumper on the bottom.

02:02:04.000 I'm telling you, man. 1.00

02:02:04.000 It's a fucking move. 1.00

02:02:05.000 It's one guy. 1.00

02:02:06.000 Look at that.

02:02:07.000 It just doesn't look as good.

02:02:08.000 It still looks badass, though.

02:02:09.000 It does.

02:02:10.000 It's still badass.

02:02:10.000 But the original picture was the one.

02:02:12.000 Yeah, now go to a 1969. 1969's a sweet spot.

02:02:16.000 That's when they nailed it. 0.99

02:02:17.000 And then they fucked it up. 0.98

02:02:18.000 They should have made the 1969 Charger. 0.97

02:02:20.000 Ooh.

02:02:21.000 Yeah, see, it was Tuks of Hazzard. 0.72

02:02:22.000 Yeah, that was Tuks of Hazzard.

02:02:24.000 Look at that one, that black one, up on the upper left-hand corner. 0.93

02:02:27.000 Right there.

02:02:27.000 Upper left.

02:02:28.000 Yeah, right there.

02:02:29.000 Look at that.

02:02:29.000 Oh, my goodness.

02:02:31.000 What a shape.

02:02:33.000 Those people just had a different way of looking at automobiles.

02:02:37.000 They weren't confined by all the safety regulations.

02:02:41.000 What's the spot at Bob's Big Boy in Burbank when they have the cars out of there?

02:02:45.000 I passed by.

02:02:46.000 I never stopped in one of those.

02:02:47.000 I've been to similar things.

02:02:48.000 I've been to the LA Auto Show, too.

02:02:50.000 It's pretty interesting.

02:02:51.000 But I guess those cars and coffees and things, you ever done one of those?

02:02:54.000 No.

02:02:55.000 I heard those are pretty badass.

02:02:56.000 People pull up with weird cars.

02:02:58.000 Jay Leno's always showing up.

02:02:59.000 At Burbank?

02:03:00.000 Well, they have them all over the place. 0.98

02:03:01.000 They have them in fucking Irvine and all over the place. 0.98

02:03:04.000 I gotta check it out. 0.94

02:03:05.000 I do the auto show every year and I ask about the El Mirage and they're like, yeah, next year.

02:03:09.000 You are just obsessed with Cadillacs.

02:03:11.000 Gotta get it.

02:03:11.000 That's interesting.

02:03:12.000 Gotta get it.

02:03:13.000 So no matter how big you get, Cadillacs?

02:03:15.000 No, I'll have other cars, but there's going to be a Caddy somewhere.

02:03:17.000 But that's your main daily driver, probably.

02:03:20.000 That El Mirage, gotta get it.

02:03:22.000 I like it, man.

02:03:23.000 I like it.

02:03:24.000 It's a different kind of luxury car, and they're really doing it right now, too.

02:03:28.000 Yep.

02:03:29.000 You know who else is doing it right?

02:03:30.000 The new Lincoln Navigator.

02:03:32.000 You see that thing?

02:03:33.000 Gigantic.

02:03:33.000 The thing is crazy.

02:03:35.000 Big, man.

02:03:35.000 That thing is big.

02:03:36.000 It's luxurious.

02:03:37.000 You like it?

02:03:38.000 Yeah, I've ridden them before.

02:03:39.000 They're amazing.

02:03:41.000 I got a test drive.

02:03:41.000 I haven't driven one, but I've ridden as a passenger in one.

02:03:44.000 I was like, this thing is badass.

02:03:46.000 Yeah.

02:03:47.000 I like the new, well, it's foreign, but that new BMW 7. Mm-hmm.

02:03:51.000 Oof.

02:03:52.000 It's like a couch going down the street.

02:03:53.000 You just...

02:03:54.000 Some insane amount of money.

02:03:55.000 It's like $160,000.

02:03:58.000 Is it really?

02:03:58.000 There's one version of it that's the most expensive BMW they've ever made.

02:04:01.000 And it's supposed to be the most technologically advanced.

02:04:03.000 Nice.

02:04:04.000 And I like the new Porsche, the four-door.

02:04:07.000 Panamera.

02:04:07.000 Man.

02:04:08.000 Nice.

02:04:09.000 Nice car.

02:04:10.000 I like it a lot.

02:04:10.000 Yes.

02:04:11.000 I like it a lot.

02:04:12.000 Yeah, that's the difference between living here and living in New York.

02:04:15.000 Living in New York, so many people don't have cars.

02:04:17.000 You really don't need one.

02:04:18.000 Yeah.

02:04:18.000 If you have a car in New York, it's a luxury.

02:04:20.000 It's... 1.00

02:04:21.000 Then you have to find parking and you go, fuck this car, man. 1.00

02:04:26.000 My brother Kenny had a car for like a summer. 0.99

02:04:28.000 It was like, man, I got to get up and move it every morning.

02:04:31.000 And when I go into the city, I got to find parking. 0.99

02:04:33.000 He's like, fuck this, man. 1.00

02:04:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:04:35.000 And when you drive down the street and you see ones with boots on them, people don't... 1.00

02:04:38.000 They don't realize about the blue.

02:04:39.000 Oh, you see the tickets just piled up?

02:04:41.000 They'll put a ticket on top of a ticket.

02:04:42.000 Yep.

02:04:43.000 Every day.

02:04:43.000 In LA, sometimes people say, hey, if you already have a ticket, they won't put another one?

02:04:46.000 I don't know.

02:04:47.000 In New York, they'll put a ticket on top of a ticket.

02:04:51.000 So he was just like a summer.

02:04:53.000 What did he have?

02:04:54.000 He had a...

02:04:55.000 That's a different kind of living.

02:04:56.000 Living with no car, living in the city.

02:04:59.000 He had a Thunderbird.

02:04:59.000 He had a Ford Thunderbird.

02:05:00.000 It was like a...

02:05:01.000 Well, older one or a newer one?

02:05:03.000 No, like a 2004. Oh, those were weird.

02:05:04.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:05:05.000 He's just like, fuck this car, man. 1.00

02:05:07.000 Too many tickets. 1.00

02:05:07.000 You know what's weird? 1.00

02:05:08.000 Like that Thunderbird didn't really totally work, but the Challenger worked perfect.

02:05:12.000 Yeah.

02:05:12.000 Like the new Challenger?

02:05:13.000 Yes.

02:05:13.000 Yeah, people are like, oh, Jesus.

02:05:15.000 Yeah, you nailed it.

02:05:16.000 You got it right.

02:05:16.000 But the Thunderbird, people are like, what are we doing here?

02:05:18.000 Is this an old car?

02:05:19.000 Is this a new car?

02:05:20.000 We don't know.

02:05:20.000 Who are we?

02:05:22.000 Did they stop making that, right?

02:05:23.000 Yep.

02:05:23.000 They don't make that anymore.

02:05:25.000 Yeah, Chargers was great.

02:05:26.000 I don't think Ford makes anything other than Mustangs and trucks.

02:05:28.000 I think they gave up on every single car they made.

02:05:30.000 They're bringing the Bronco back, I know that.

02:05:32.000 Yeah.

02:05:32.000 Bringing the Bronco back.

02:05:33.000 But I think that was a move they made.

02:05:34.000 Would you say, Jamie?

02:05:35.000 Did they have a Focus or did they stop making that?

02:05:37.000 I think they decided real recently.

02:05:39.000 We're not counting the Ford Focus, man.

02:05:40.000 Does that count?

02:05:41.000 We just buy real cars.

02:05:42.000 I think recently they said they're going to cancel every car except the Mustang and they're just going to make trucks.

02:05:48.000 Really?

02:05:49.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:05:50.000 Yeah, somebody went fucking crazy. 0.95

02:05:52.000 Well, I think they'd probably make that Ford GT, too, in limited numbers. 0.98

02:05:56.000 But yeah, I think they're...

02:05:57.000 The Saleen? 0.96

02:05:58.000 Yeah, that's a different company that takes a Mustang and then they put an aftermarket kit on it.

02:06:02.000 Oh, yeah?

02:06:03.000 Yeah, that's Steve Saleen's company. 0.99

02:06:05.000 They do Corvettes and a bunch of other shit, too. 0.94

02:06:08.000 They do a bunch of different... 0.99

02:06:09.000 It's like Hennessy.

02:06:10.000 You ever heard of that Hennessy performance?

02:06:14.000 I've heard of Hennessy Performance, but what are we talking about?

02:06:16.000 Or like Shelby. 1.00

02:06:18.000 They take these cars and they'll do it to an El Dorado.

02:06:24.000 Not an El Dorado.

02:06:26.000 They'll do it to Escalade.

02:06:28.000 They'll do it to Corvettes, Mustangs. 0.99

02:06:30.000 They'll take a regular car and put 1,000 horsepower in it.

02:06:32.000 Oh, wow.

02:06:33.000 And sell it.

02:06:34.000 But it's not just a Corvette.

02:06:37.000 It's a Hennessy Corvette now.

02:06:38.000 It's like a Saline Mustang.

02:06:40.000 It's like a Shelby Mustang.

02:06:42.000 Kind of similar.

02:06:43.000 But Shelby, they sell from the Ford dealerships.

02:06:46.000 Some Ford dealerships sell salines.

02:06:48.000 Some of them do.

02:06:49.000 You can buy them.

02:06:51.000 They'll buy a few of them.

02:06:52.000 I thought you meant drunk when I'm drunk in my performance on Hennessy.

02:06:54.000 Oh, Hennessy.

02:06:55.000 My Hennessy performance.

02:06:56.000 Ford to stop making all passenger cars.

02:06:59.000 Except the Mustang. 0.89

02:07:00.000 They're doing like the Explorer and shit like that.

02:07:01.000 Yeah, so they're just doing trucks.

02:07:03.000 Yeah.

02:07:04.000 And the Bronco.

02:07:05.000 But that's a dope looking...

02:07:05.000 Are they going to do one car?

02:07:06.000 That's weird.

02:07:07.000 That's the bullet car.

02:07:08.000 That's the tribute to the Steve McQueen movie.

02:07:09.000 That's what that green car is.

02:07:10.000 Look at that thing. 1.00

02:07:12.000 Damn. 0.99

02:07:12.000 That is gorgeous. 0.99

02:07:14.000 Great movie, by the way.

02:07:15.000 Yeah, it is a great movie.

02:07:16.000 They nailed it, though.

02:07:17.000 See, Ford nailed it with these Mustangs.

02:07:19.000 They figured out a perfect way to make a shape that makes you think about old cars but looks like a new car.

02:07:26.000 What do they call it?

02:07:27.000 An ode to the past?

02:07:28.000 Yes, an ode to the past.

02:07:29.000 That's nice.

02:07:30.000 Young Tony Rock.

02:07:31.000 Tony, I'm going to wrap this up.

02:07:32.000 We just talked about Cars for the last time. 0.95

02:07:33.000 I hope we didn't bore the shit out of you people.

02:07:36.000 Sorry, sorry. 0.87

02:07:37.000 But people, please, go see Tony Rock.

02:07:39.000 No bullshit.

02:07:40.000 You're one of the funniest guys alive. 0.93

02:07:42.000 I'm a big fan.

02:07:43.000 Kansas City Improv this weekend.

02:07:44.000 Is this live, right?

02:07:45.000 So Kansas City Improv.

02:07:46.000 Kansas City Improv this weekend.

02:07:48.000 TonyRock.com.

02:07:50.000 TonyRockComedy.com.

02:07:51.000 Tony underscore Rock on Instagram.

02:07:54.000 Whoever is camping on the Tony Rock name, give it up.

02:07:58.000 Somebody won't give it up.

02:07:59.000 Is it a real Tony Rock?

02:08:00.000 Is his name Tony Rock?

02:08:01.000 I doubt it.

02:08:02.000 I think there's only one.

02:08:05.000 Anyway, man.

02:08:05.000 Thank you so much, man.

02:08:06.000 Pleasure, bro.

02:08:07.000 Appreciate it.

02:08:07.000 Thank you.

The Joe Rogan Experience - July 10, 2018

Joe Rogan Experience #1142 - Tony Rock

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