The Joe Rogan Experience - August 03, 2011


Joe Rogan Experience #127 - Aubrey Marcus (Part 2)

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Aubrey Marcus
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In this episode, we talk about the 7th and final dimension, the 8th dimension, and what it means to be in a dream state. We talk about how we can access these extra dimensions, and how to access them. We also talk about some of the different types of dreams we can have and how they can affect us in different ways. We also dive into the concept of consciousness and how it can be used to connect to other dimensions and travel to them. We talk a little bit about what it's like to travel to the other dimensions, what it really is, and why we should be open to the possibility of going to the seventh dimension and the eighth dimension. This episode was recorded in the middle of the night, so the audio quality isn't the best, but we hope you enjoy it anyway. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and other podcasting platforms. We re listening to your thoughts, opinions, and thoughts on all of the topics covered in this episode. Enjoy & spread the word to your friends about this podcast! Timestamps: 0:00 - What is consciousness? 5:30 - What's the difference between consciousness and consciousness? 6:20 - How can we access other dimensions? 7:10 - Is consciousness real? 8: What does consciousness exist? 9:40 - What does it mean to you? 14:00- What is it really matter? 16: How can I access another dimension? 17:00 18:10 - What are the benefits of consciousness? 19:00: What is your imagination? 21:40 22: Is it possible? Is it real? 23: How does it matter? 26:30 27:30 What are you a dream? 25:00 What do you need to be a dream machine? 29:00 How do you know it's just your imagination ? 32:00 Do you know what it is? 33:00 Can you see it? 35:00 Is it just a metaphor? 36:00 Does it have a place in the universe? 37:30 Can you manifest it in your imagination or is it a reality? 39:30 Is it a real thing? 40:00 Who is it just an idea? 45:00 Are you just a concept?

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00:00:02.000 Sorry, Ustream.
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00:00:04.000 We're back up Yeah, so the You know that the way that the shamans continued explaining fifth dimension is the dream state and You access that sleeping and you also access that on a general level in psychedelic experiences.
00:00:23.000 Sixth dimension is the realm, is the spirit realm.
00:00:27.000 And kind of the master of that realm is the Earth Mother, is nature itself. 1.00
00:00:31.000 So the snakes that came, the eels that came.
00:00:33.000 That's the fifth dimension?
00:00:34.000 That's the sixth.
00:00:35.000 That's the sixth.
00:00:36.000 What are we in?
00:00:38.000 We're in the third and fourth.
00:00:40.000 You know, time operates.
00:00:41.000 Yeah, third is the fourth.
00:00:42.000 Just time, linear time.
00:00:44.000 And the fifth is?
00:00:45.000 The dream state.
00:00:46.000 The dream state.
00:00:48.000 The collective unconsciousness of all humankind is the fifth.
00:00:51.000 And that's why when you dream, you can access things outside of yourself.
00:00:55.000 You know, think of things that you wouldn't have thought of because if somebody else had ever thought of it, you know, you can access that in the fifth dimension, the dream state, outside of time.
00:01:04.000 So then the sixth is, you know, that's the spirit realm.
00:01:07.000 That's where if you're going to communicate with any of these totem animals or guides or anything.
00:01:11.000 And they actually say when you smoke DMT, you get kind of dropped directly right in the sixth dimension.
00:01:17.000 And there's beings in there that you see.
00:01:19.000 And it's very common report from people smoking DMT that you see beings.
00:01:23.000 And it's because you get rocket shipped directly into the sixth dimension where you're going to encounter these different beings that exist in that dimension.
00:01:32.000 But the overlord of that kind of dimension is Mother Earth. 1.00
00:01:36.000 So a lot of the things you see are kind of animalistic based, especially for the people in the jungle.
00:01:40.000 Maybe there's different paradigms of that.
00:01:42.000 But then the seventh dimension, beyond that, is the realm of energetic vibration and large entities.
00:01:51.000 And that's where they say the ships came from, for me, was the seventh dimension.
00:01:55.000 And the purpose of the ships was to prepare me for travel to the eighth dimension, which is the realm of pure potentiality, they call it, where you can really affect change on all the dimensions before, including the third and the fourth, affect change in the physical body.
00:02:11.000 Basically, access, see things in your life, have a completely different perspective outside of time, and that's the eighth dimension, kind of the final dimension that you can arrive.
00:02:21.000 So, you know, they explained this all after I went through and then said, okay, this is where you were here, this is where you're here, and you know, based on my experience, it might all sound crazy, but it's a paradigm that seems to work for me because I lived it, and I was there, and I did it, and I saw I've seen the physical benefits of what happened when I got to the eighth dimension.
00:02:42.000 It wasn't like I just got there and no good stuff happened.
00:02:45.000 My business, the decisions I made, I've been huge.
00:02:48.000 Things are going really well.
00:02:49.000 My health is great.
00:02:51.000 My buddy's good, but who knows?
00:02:52.000 It wasn't very scientific.
00:02:53.000 I'm not going to put that one up in the win column.
00:02:56.000 I'm not convinced that what we experience in a hallucination in that form Isn't absolutely real, but it's just we can't put it in a box.
00:03:12.000 You can't weigh it.
00:03:14.000 You can't hit it with a hammer and make a noise, you know?
00:03:18.000 But the idea that it's just your imagination, people like poo-poo that, like, it's just your imagination. 0.99
00:03:27.000 What is your imagination, man? 1.00
00:03:29.000 Your imagination is a crazy fucking thing. 0.99
00:03:32.000 All these neurons and cells are firing and somehow or another through these ideas manifest themselves or they can manifest themselves as solid objects. 1.00
00:03:45.000 Like the person who figured out the wheel or the guy who makes a fucking computer.
00:03:49.000 These are all real things that have somehow or another emerged into this dimension from this ethereal dimension of thoughts and ideas and done it through a human being. 0.97
00:04:00.000 And we look at it as like no big deal.
00:04:02.000 Like, ugh, he thought of it and then he made it.
00:04:04.000 It's just his imagination.
00:04:06.000 Oh, you were in the eighth dimension?
00:04:08.000 Sure you were.
00:04:08.000 That's just your imagination.
00:04:10.000 What the fuck is your imagination? 0.99
00:04:12.000 We are very light with our appreciation of that and very lax with our awe as far as What the dimension of the imagination brings us. 1.00
00:04:26.000 I mean, that's a crazy fucking thing.
00:04:29.000 The idea that the world of thoughts and ideas is actually some sort of an intangible experience that's like right there and from that you can pull things out and create them and put them and then you stack them up on top of each other and then they're physical. 0.99
00:04:47.000 They become a different thing.
00:04:49.000 But it's from the imagination.
00:04:51.000 Everything is from the imagination.
00:04:53.000 So the idea you're saying, you know, anybody that would, you know, critique it, oh, you saw jaguars?
00:04:57.000 Sure you did.
00:04:58.000 Oh, you saw snakes?
00:04:59.000 That's just your imagination.
00:05:00.000 I don't know what that exactly means.
00:05:02.000 You know when when you see something even if it's a hallucination and it's changing your fucking life because it's whatever it's teaching you or whatever it's showing you or whatever leverage that it uses to pry your egos Grasp free of your life for whatever amount of time that allows you to sort of reset your RPMs and fucking start anew with fresh purpose That's real Yeah.
00:05:33.000 It was real.
00:05:35.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99
00:05:36.000 I mean, what the fuck is the imagination? 0.98
00:05:38.000 Does someone have to pour alloy into a mold and carve those things on it for it to be real? 0.99
00:05:44.000 Do you have to be able to walk up and hit it and make a clang for it to be real?
00:05:49.000 No.
00:05:49.000 It's just how it interacts with you.
00:05:52.000 Electricity, any kind of invention was made from your imagination.
00:05:56.000 Sure.
00:05:57.000 So it's like, who cares? 0.98
00:05:58.000 If they teach you how to make the next fucking computer, then don't say, who cares? 0.99
00:06:03.000 It's just your imagination. 0.99
00:06:04.000 Because that shit might teach you something, just like these tools from the Egyptian times, they were, you know... 0.99
00:06:12.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:06:12.000 And if you believe in things, if you believe in things, they have incredible power over you. 0.99
00:06:19.000 Yeah.
00:06:20.000 Both good and bad, you know?
00:06:22.000 And who's to say that's not real?
00:06:24.000 You know, there's like the idea of the placebo effect.
00:06:27.000 Like, I give you a sugar pill and all of a sudden you feel better because you thought I gave you medicine.
00:06:31.000 Well, still you feel better.
00:06:33.000 People have actually been cured of ailments because of the placebo effect. 0.99
00:06:38.000 So what the fuck is happening there? 0.87
00:06:40.000 Well, people have this misconception that it works only one way, that the body can affect The mind, but the mind can't affect the body. 1.00
00:06:49.000 Oh, no, you can't go backwards on that road, but it's bullshit.
00:06:52.000 I mean, your mind can make changes in your body. 0.99
00:06:54.000 How do you think these people are able to do things like slow their heart rate or walk on coals and not get burned?
00:07:00.000 I mean, they're able to focus some kind of intent.
00:07:03.000 I thought that walking on coals was just a trick.
00:07:05.000 Maybe it is.
00:07:06.000 I don't know.
00:07:07.000 I think it's a trick.
00:07:07.000 I've never walked on coals, but whatever.
00:07:08.000 You just got to keep moving.
00:07:10.000 Well, they can do things with pain, too.
00:07:12.000 I mean, you've got these people who go to trance and really kind of stop the pain from affecting them.
00:07:17.000 And certain people whose beliefs have certainly healed things that the doctors thought were impossible.
00:07:22.000 But the idea that the mind can't affect the body, I think, is one of the biggest problems and misconceptions in Western medicine.
00:07:28.000 It certainly can.
00:07:29.000 We all know people who are super, super negative wind up getting really sick, too.
00:07:33.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:07:33.000 I mean, that's real.
00:07:35.000 I've had moments in my life where I was too stressed out and I wasn't balanced, and those are almost always the moments where you wind up getting sick.
00:07:42.000 And there's a direct correlation between that.
00:07:45.000 There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results in the physical form.
00:07:50.000 They're all connected.
00:07:51.000 One of the DMT trips that I had, I'll never forget this because it was a real life-changing experience, you know, the DMT trip is like being shot through a cannon to the center of the universe and all of a sudden you have all the information around you all the time, but it's like they're slippery dolphins.
00:08:08.000 You can't grab them.
00:08:09.000 It's like all the information is there, but it's like you can't harness it.
00:08:13.000 You can't figure it out.
00:08:14.000 And it's very, very overwhelming.
00:08:17.000 And it can be terrifying. 0.98
00:08:19.000 And in one trip that I had, I got real scared in the middle of it and I started thinking all this negative shit, it just got away from me. 0.94
00:08:27.000 And as I was thinking all this negative shit, the DMT trip became black and green and dark and it became like jagged and then it just looked harsh and it looked like it started to be almost like cancerous. 0.97
00:08:45.000 It looked like it was growing. 0.98
00:08:47.000 And it was moving in an asymmetrical way. 1.00
00:08:52.000 It was just fucked up. 0.99
00:08:53.000 And then I realized, okay, this is your thinking negative. 1.00
00:08:56.000 Stop thinking negative.
00:08:58.000 Think positive.
00:09:00.000 Relax.
00:09:01.000 Let go.
00:09:02.000 And as I'm saying all these things, the colors are slowly changing.
00:09:06.000 And then when I completely relaxed, it went boom.
00:09:09.000 Boom.
00:09:10.000 And it blossomed into these beautiful geometric patterns. 0.87
00:09:13.000 It's like once I started thinking positive and going, okay, this is just silly.
00:09:18.000 You can control your mind, think positive, let go, love, love, boom, boom.
00:09:25.000 It like showed me in a physical form Something that I could actually look at and watch.
00:09:31.000 I could see negative energy and positive energy and that the lesson was that these can be controlled to a certain extent.
00:09:40.000 They can be managed and they can certainly be managed by your intent and your attitude and your ideas.
00:09:45.000 Yep.
00:09:45.000 No doubt about it.
00:09:46.000 I mean, that's a powerful lesson to learn, you know, is to be able to manage that not only when you're on...
00:09:52.000 I mean, psychedelics, that's like when you're in the...
00:09:54.000 That's the real game time.
00:09:57.000 You know, that's the playoffs.
00:09:58.000 That's when you need to bring all your training and practice to bear because everything is magnified.
00:10:02.000 You're under the microcosm.
00:10:04.000 It's like a real intense moment.
00:10:05.000 You don't know yourself until you have a psychedelic experience. 0.98
00:10:09.000 You might think you know yourself, but I guarantee you, you're going to find out who you really fucking are when you go deep.
00:10:15.000 When you go deep and you come back and you have to kind of assess everything and you look at yourself through fresh eyes, the ego, while you're sleeping, while you're working, it's gaining ground. 0.99
00:10:26.000 It's like the fucking Fed. 0.98
00:10:28.000 It's stealing money and it's pocketing things and taking control over certain areas. 1.00
00:10:33.000 It really is like the government. 0.99
00:10:35.000 And then you don't realize how fucking embedded it's become in your system until you have a blowout. 0.99
00:10:41.000 Until you have a psychedelic... 0.99
00:10:43.000 Boom! 0.99
00:10:43.000 Blow out experience. 0.99
00:10:44.000 And that ego gets just shucked aside like a fucking explosion in a comic book movie. 0.99
00:10:50.000 And the ego's sitting in a tree with half its clothes off, hanging from branches because it just got blown out. 0.99
00:10:56.000 Then you get to see yourself again.
00:10:58.000 Then you get to see who you really are. 0.97
00:11:00.000 But the time off of that, man, you've got to be real careful because that ego, he fucking gets out of that tree. 1.00
00:11:08.000 Fucking brushes himself off and clings a hole to you and starts running shit again. 0.99
00:11:12.000 Listen, it'd be a lot easier if you just let me handle this. 1.00
00:11:14.000 I got this.
00:11:14.000 I get this.
00:11:15.000 Dude, you're the shit, okay? 1.00
00:11:17.000 You're going to do this because you're the fucking man. 1.00
00:11:19.000 Trust me. 1.00
00:11:19.000 Have a seat. 1.00
00:11:19.000 I'm going to drive. 1.00
00:11:20.000 And the next thing you know, the fucking ego's in control again. 1.00
00:11:23.000 Your life is fucking confusing. 1.00
00:11:26.000 I think that's why it happens even to the shamans. 0.99
00:11:28.000 The masters, this is not something that they're void of.
00:11:32.000 Because they get a lot of power in their little communities and things.
00:11:35.000 And so the medicine has to bring them back.
00:11:38.000 Well, you're a spiritual person, but you're also...
00:11:41.000 I mean, the idea of spirituals.
00:11:43.000 The word is a weird, tainted word, unfortunately.
00:11:45.000 The word spiritual is so tainted.
00:11:47.000 You know, automatically hippie nonsense comes into play when you start using that.
00:11:52.000 But the bottom line is you are thoughts and ideas, but you are also a physical, biological being, a vehicle. 0.99
00:12:00.000 And just like your fucking car, where you have to change the oil, And you have to make sure that spark plugs are set incorrectly and make sure that the computer is tuned up. 0.99
00:12:09.000 You have to do that with your body as well. 1.00
00:12:11.000 Your body is a vehicle and if you ignore it, much like your fucking car starts spewing out black smoke and shits out and dies on the road, your body does the same goddamn thing as your car can do. 1.00
00:12:22.000 If you don't maintain it correctly, it will fuck with you. 1.00
00:12:25.000 It will fuck with you, and the ego is a part of the physical body. 0.99
00:12:29.000 It doesn't seem like it is, because again, you can't fucking measure it, you can't beat on it with a hammer, but it is a part of who every fucking living organism that wants to stay alive, that has a conscious... 0.99
00:12:43.000 to recognize that it's here that has self-awareness the ego comes into play because that's how you stay alive that's how you succeed that's how you get girls that's how you fucking get money you get money you work for the ego the ego is it's a part of the machine but it can get away from you you've you know what you're saying there it touches on the very core of my entire philosophy in life which is balance you That's what the warrior poet is. 0.87
00:13:06.000 It's the samurai that appreciates the cherry blossom tree.
00:13:10.000 It's gladiator when he's walking through the fields of wheat and appreciating that.
00:13:17.000 Maintain that kind of balance of both the physical side and the spiritual side.
00:13:21.000 And really, that's, I think, the message.
00:13:24.000 If I had one message to bring, it's like you've got to have both.
00:13:27.000 You can't just be this spiritual being only and go on these trips and stuff.
00:13:30.000 You've got to hone your body.
00:13:32.000 You've got to keep it healthy.
00:13:33.000 You've got to be able to operate in this world because in this dimension you're in, people aren't going to...
00:13:39.000 You know, lay down for you just because you have a higher spiritual truth.
00:13:42.000 Like you have to bring both aspects to bear.
00:13:45.000 And I think that's what we were supposed to do.
00:13:47.000 And I think everybody, almost everybody is too whack on either side. 1.00
00:13:50.000 You know, there's the big muscle heads that are like, oh yeah, fuck that hippie bullshit, crystals, eighth dimension, that fucking faggot. 1.00
00:13:57.000 And then there's this, you know, the other side of things that's like... 1.00
00:14:01.000 They have no sense of humor.
00:14:02.000 Yeah, no sense of...
00:14:02.000 Almost academic in it.
00:14:04.000 Yeah, it's all energy.
00:14:05.000 It's all love.
00:14:06.000 It's all light. 0.99
00:14:07.000 And then someone fucking snatches their purse. 0.99
00:14:09.000 And they're like, oh my god, there's something wrong with you. 0.99
00:14:12.000 No. 1.00
00:14:13.000 Protect your shit. 1.00
00:14:14.000 Both sides are applicable. 1.00
00:14:16.000 And I think that's where people are flawed.
00:14:18.000 And they're so vigilant about protecting their little niche. 0.99
00:14:21.000 Like, my shit is right. 1.00
00:14:22.000 I'll pound you if you're wrong. 1.00
00:14:24.000 And if you believe something else. 1.00
00:14:25.000 And the other people are like, you're just an ignorant ape on the other side of things. 0.99
00:14:29.000 And no one wants to kind of bridge that gap. 0.95
00:14:32.000 Our birthright is to have all of it, and that's what we should strive for, is complete balance in both of those aspects.
00:14:38.000 And I'm hoping that's why some people will listen to what I'm saying.
00:14:42.000 It's because I try to be able to do that. 0.97
00:14:45.000 I want to kick ass in business and still talk to people about, yeah, dude, I went to another dimension and it was fucking crazy. 0.97
00:14:51.000 But I'm over here. 0.99
00:14:52.000 I'm going to be killing it in your world, too. 0.80
00:14:55.000 So don't think I'm slipping. 0.98
00:14:57.000 And that's what I'm trying to do.
00:14:59.000 That's my goal.
00:15:00.000 A lot of people want to push aside or deny the importance of the physical world, whether it's capitalistic gains or whether it's keeping your body fit and sexually attractive.
00:15:14.000 They want to deny the significance and importance of these things and the meaning of these things almost as a form of socialism because they don't want to compete.
00:15:27.000 And they don't want to have to be sexually attractive, and so women will say, oh, is that what you care about? 0.97
00:15:33.000 Oh, you're shallow, you care about what someone looks like?
00:15:35.000 No, I'm a human being. 0.99
00:15:37.000 I'm a human being, and if you're fat, that's gross, okay? 0.98
00:15:41.000 That's just the way it is. 1.00
00:15:42.000 And you can pretend all you want, and maybe you'll take fat with a great personality over skinny that's a cunt. 0.99
00:15:48.000 Yeah, maybe you make some compromises and no one's perfect physically. 0.99
00:15:51.000 But let's be honest about what we're looking at and what you like and why you like it.
00:15:56.000 And that goes with capitalism as well.
00:15:58.000 That goes with being a successful person.
00:16:01.000 There's a lot of people that think that there's something shallow about being monetarily successful.
00:16:06.000 And I think that's a form of socialistic thinking as well.
00:16:10.000 You want this to be a level playing field because You can compete.
00:16:15.000 And that's really what it is. 1.00
00:16:16.000 And you've got to find your fucking place in the sun, jackass. 1.00
00:16:19.000 And some people... 1.00
00:16:21.000 I will never be playing professional basketball.
00:16:23.000 I'm 5'8", and I don't run that good.
00:16:24.000 And it's just the way of the world, man.
00:16:27.000 It ain't a fair world, okay?
00:16:29.000 Yeah.
00:16:29.000 You got your own hand.
00:16:30.000 This is your journey. 1.00
00:16:31.000 You deal with the hand that you're given and just find your fucking place. 0.99
00:16:35.000 But don't try to hold other people back. 1.00
00:16:38.000 Don't try to say there's something wrong with that girl being sexy as fuck. 1.00
00:16:42.000 Don't think there's something wrong because that guy's got a six-pack that makes girls wet. 1.00
00:16:47.000 When they see him, you can't hate because you're fat. 0.98
00:16:50.000 You can't hate.
00:16:51.000 Oh, but he's shallow, just going to the gym all day.
00:16:53.000 I'm sure he's really interesting to talk to.
00:16:55.000 Maybe he is. 1.00
00:16:56.000 Maybe he's more interesting than you, stupid. 1.00
00:16:57.000 Because guess what? 1.00
00:16:58.000 It only takes like an hour a day to work out. 0.99
00:17:00.000 You're telling me all those other hours of the day he has to be doing meaningless meathead shit to make your paradigm work? 0.99
00:17:06.000 No. 0.99
00:17:07.000 You just want to pull the playing field down.
00:17:10.000 You're not trying to level things out.
00:17:12.000 You're not trying to rise.
00:17:14.000 Everybody's above you. 0.99
00:17:15.000 You're crabs in a bucket, man. 0.99
00:17:17.000 You're social crabs in a bucket. 0.99
00:17:20.000 Yeah, that's absolutely right. 1.00
00:17:21.000 There's a lot of bitches out there, folks. 1.00
00:17:23.000 And most of them are men. 1.00
00:17:25.000 How about that?
00:17:27.000 Remember that. 1.00
00:17:28.000 When you hear such whiny, cunty, negative, stupid shit from dudes. 1.00
00:17:33.000 You bitch. 1.00
00:17:34.000 Saddle the fuck up. 1.00
00:17:37.000 Yeah. 0.95
00:17:38.000 I think back a long time ago, and I think we've touched on this maybe on the last podcast, but you had to go to war.
00:17:45.000 And in some countries, you still do.
00:17:46.000 And I think that's why that Israeli dude was so cool.
00:17:48.000 Everybody in Israel goes to war.
00:17:50.000 And he was like, listen, the kids are a little unruly or whatever, but the parents don't care because they know, you know what, 19, you're going to war.
00:17:58.000 Israeli army is active.
00:18:00.000 It's very active.
00:18:01.000 It doesn't rest.
00:18:02.000 So that's one kind of last people that's holding, but still they're fighting with lasers and a lot of things.
00:18:08.000 I mean, not this guy.
00:18:09.000 He was running a tank. 1.00
00:18:10.000 They're fighting with shit that we give them. 1.00
00:18:11.000 It's a trippy situation, though. 1.00
00:18:13.000 They're about the size of Rhode Island, and they're surrounded by people who hate them.
00:18:16.000 I know.
00:18:17.000 Countries all over the place that hate them, and some of them have nuclear weapons.
00:18:21.000 But the fact that each one has to be a warrior at some point, I think it impacts their culture.
00:18:28.000 That's the way it used to be back in the Roman days. 0.94
00:18:30.000 Every philosopher, like I said, Socrates was a badass.
00:18:33.000 Every philosopher had to be.
00:18:35.000 They ran campaigns with swords and stabbed barbarians in the throat and then talked philosophy over some wine.
00:18:41.000 Later.
00:18:42.000 And that aspect is largely ignored, I think, and one of the large sicknesses, I think, of our world.
00:18:50.000 They are like you said.
00:18:51.000 We definitely talked about this before, the coming of age ceremony, the ritualistic aspect of making a big deal of coming of age.
00:19:00.000 Because I think that's something that's missing from this world.
00:19:03.000 Because I think the kids today, they don't know when they're a man.
00:19:06.000 When are you a man?
00:19:07.000 Are you a man when you're 22?
00:19:08.000 Are you 23?
00:19:09.000 Is that your man? 1.00
00:19:10.000 Well, your dad still calls you a fuckhead and you need to borrow money. 1.00
00:19:12.000 Are you still a man? 1.00
00:19:13.000 When do you become a man officially?
00:19:16.000 And in a lot of cultures, there's a ceremony.
00:19:21.000 Like the guys in the Amazon that do that bullet ant glove.
00:19:25.000 Yeah, we saw that tree, by the way. 1.00
00:19:27.000 Shit. 1.00
00:19:28.000 We saw that tree, yeah. 1.00
00:19:28.000 Those ants look pretty nasty. 1.00
00:19:30.000 The fuck out of here. 0.99
00:19:31.000 It's an ant that bites you, it stings you, and it feels like your arm is being slammed in a car door for 24 hours. 1.00
00:19:39.000 Apparently, it is blinding, unbearable pain. 0.98
00:19:43.000 And for the coming of age ceremony, these crazy motherfuckers take these ants and they give these oven mitts and they make them themselves and they're all porous and they stuff the ants in there so the ants can't go anywhere. 1.00
00:19:56.000 And you have to shove your hands into these gloves filled with bullet ants. 1.00
00:20:01.000 And motherfucker that looks scary. 0.99
00:20:04.000 The tears that were just streaming down these men's faces as they were going through the ceremony. 0.99
00:20:10.000 When you get through that, man, you have the right to say you're a man now.
00:20:14.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:20:14.000 You feel like this is a very clear boundary I've broken through.
00:20:21.000 I wouldn't suggest Bullet Dance.
00:20:23.000 Bar Mitzvah.
00:20:25.000 Yeah.
00:20:26.000 A little bit better than Bullet Dance.
00:20:27.000 Look at what happened to Ari. 1.00
00:20:29.000 It turns you into a little bitch. 1.00
00:20:31.000 I often think about it in the realm of politics. 1.00
00:20:35.000 I feel like politicians should have to fucking earn their place. 0.98
00:20:39.000 Whether it's bullet ants or a five-step psychedelic trip where it's like, all right, you want to lead us? 0.99
00:20:45.000 Here's what you got to do.
00:20:47.000 First, you're going to go take a boga. 1.00
00:20:48.000 24 hours is going to It's going to cure you of your addictions of fucking blowing coke off gay intern cock. 1.00
00:20:53.000 Whatever you're into, it'll, you know, at least the coke part, maybe not the gay intern. 1.00
00:20:57.000 I don't think it'll cure that.
00:20:58.000 But, you know, whatever it's going to, whatever your, you know, addictions are, cigarettes, heroin, coke, whatever, a bogo blast that out of you 24 hours.
00:21:08.000 All right.
00:21:08.000 So you go from there.
00:21:09.000 And then I think they should have to do a fast for a week where they get smoked out every day and have to control their hunger and not eat and think.
00:21:16.000 And then after that, like, maybe go and do the ayahuasca, you know? 0.98
00:21:20.000 And then from there, bring a bipartisan group to a campfire where they all do mushrooms and just talk about ideas and shit. 1.00
00:21:26.000 And then hit fucking session. 1.00
00:21:28.000 I'll drop a cap of pure pharmaceutical grade MDMA. Now you're getting crazy. 1.00
00:21:33.000 That's it.
00:21:33.000 Boom.
00:21:34.000 Now you're just making these people party.
00:21:35.000 But listen...
00:21:36.000 I want to be a politician so I can get those good drugs.
00:21:39.000 Imagine how different they would be if they had to go through boot camp.
00:21:45.000 Just that. 0.99
00:21:46.000 Go through something that shows your character other than the photographs of your cock that you send to your intern. 0.99
00:21:53.000 He busted another guy. 1.00
00:21:55.000 They busted another fucking politician sending pictures of his cock. 1.00
00:21:58.000 Today, some fucking new guy's resigning. 1.00
00:22:00.000 I don't even know who he was. 1.00
00:22:01.000 Just some dumbass who thinks it's okay to send pictures of his dick through his fucking cell phone to some chick who turns out to be working for the enemy. 1.00
00:22:11.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:22:11.000 So he was kind of set up. 1.00
00:22:13.000 Yeah, yeah, he was set up. 1.00
00:22:14.000 He's a fucking fool. 1.00
00:22:15.000 He looked like a fat 50-year-old, probably couldn't believe he was going to get some pussy. 1.00
00:22:19.000 So I'm going to see your cock. 1.00
00:22:20.000 Okay, here's my cock. 1.00
00:22:21.000 Shit. 1.00
00:22:22.000 And next thing you know, these pictures are on the net, and he looks like a fucking idiot, and now he's got to resign. 1.00
00:22:28.000 God damn, man. 1.00
00:22:30.000 Why aren't they allowed to do that, though? 1.00
00:22:32.000 Just because they have their job?
00:22:34.000 They're not allowed to do that on their off time?
00:22:35.000 They're still men.
00:22:36.000 Because they pretend they're someone else.
00:22:38.000 Because they pretend to be family men with great Christian values and loyal to their wives and their vows. 1.00
00:22:45.000 But meanwhile, they're sending cock pictures all over the fucking internet. 1.00
00:22:48.000 And so you know that this is a person who's full of shit. 1.00
00:22:51.000 And this is a person who can't be trusted. 1.00
00:22:53.000 His character can't be trusted.
00:22:55.000 Because he's pretending to be something he's not. 1.00
00:22:57.000 It's not like Tommy Lee sending pictures of his dick. 1.00
00:23:00.000 And you're like, oh, Tommy. 1.00
00:23:02.000 You know? 0.99
00:23:02.000 It's fucking Tommy Lee. 0.99
00:23:04.000 He's crazy. 1.00
00:23:04.000 He's married to Pamela Anderson. 1.00
00:23:06.000 We've all seen his dick. 1.00
00:23:07.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:23:08.000 It's like if Tommy Lee was sending pictures of his dick to girls, he'd be like, well, if my dick looked like that, I'd be sending pictures of it too. 1.00
00:23:14.000 Why not? 0.99
00:23:14.000 You know, it's not like that. 0.99
00:23:16.000 When someone pretends to be something, they're not.
00:23:18.000 And we know they're not.
00:23:19.000 We know that there's no way most politicians can really be the way they are. 0.83
00:23:24.000 You remember how John Edwards used to pretend he was until we found out he was banging some other chick while his wife was dying of cancer and apparently fucking physically threatened her and, you know... 0.98
00:23:35.000 Yeah, and he fucking used campaign funds to hide the fact that he was banging this broad. 0.98
00:23:41.000 So now he's probably going to go to jail. 0.99
00:23:43.000 They're fucking going after John Edwards. 0.97
00:23:45.000 But at one point in time, John Edwards was this lawyer with good old-fashioned American values and pull him up by your bootstraps, you know, work ethic and... 0.98
00:23:55.000 You know, you come to find out that it is impossible to be a pure person, to be the guy that you're pretending to be, to be a politician.
00:24:06.000 They push it back so far that eventually it pops out somewhere.
00:24:11.000 It blows out.
00:24:12.000 They're dressing up like a tiger and taking pictures. 1.00
00:24:14.000 Or Al Gore fucking tries to get his dick sucked while he's getting a massage and the chick wants to charge him with sexual assault. 1.00
00:24:22.000 You know there's some truth. 1.00
00:24:23.000 Something happened there.
00:24:25.000 You know something happened there.
00:24:26.000 I don't know what it was.
00:24:27.000 She might have overblown it. 1.00
00:24:30.000 He might have just rubbed his cock on her just as a little tester. 1.00
00:24:34.000 Who knows what the fuck happened. 1.00
00:24:35.000 But whatever happened, it's not what we thought Al Gore was. 1.00
00:24:38.000 We didn't think Al Gore was whipping his dick out in fucking hotels while he was getting massaged. 1.00
00:24:42.000 We didn't think he was pulling girls on top of him. 1.00
00:24:45.000 We didn't think that was Al Gore.
00:24:46.000 I don't know if he did that, but he did enough or got into a situation that was enough for him to get in trouble.
00:24:52.000 Yeah.
00:24:52.000 You know, I mean, no one talks about what Winston Churchill did with his women.
00:24:57.000 It didn't fucking matter. 0.98
00:24:59.000 He was fighting the Nazis. 1.00
00:25:00.000 He was kicking ass. 0.99
00:25:01.000 And I think all our politicians now, they're so fraudulent in what they're kind of projecting that it does matter at this point. 1.00
00:25:07.000 It's like, you're a hypocritical, lying little bastard. 0.99
00:25:10.000 But if they were really doing shit and very honest with what they were attacking and the issues they were attacking were honest and they were coming from a real place, it's like, oh yeah, our fucking fearless leader after a tough night, he had some You forgive that stuff. 1.00
00:25:28.000 But when they build this foundation full of puritanical nonsense, then they do that shit. 0.99
00:25:35.000 They feel like that's the only way to get elected, though. 1.00
00:25:37.000 There's so much power in bullshit today with the idea of the Christian ideology and the Christian right. 1.00
00:25:44.000 The fucking, you know, so uber-judgmental. 1.00
00:25:49.000 That's a big political push because those people are organized. 1.00
00:25:54.000 The really right-wing Christian fundamentalists, that movement, that's a very organized movement.
00:26:02.000 And if they're on your side, you can do a lot of damage.
00:26:05.000 And if they're against you, it can really hurt. 0.99
00:26:08.000 If they organize the churches and they all of a sudden pull out and they say, well, this fucking Al Gore doesn't believe in Jesus. 1.00
00:26:14.000 Well, fuck him. 1.00
00:26:15.000 They'll go crazy. 1.00
00:26:16.000 You have to fake that you believe in Jesus.
00:26:19.000 Whether you do or not, you better say you do. 0.98
00:26:22.000 Because if you say you don't, you're going to piss off 50 fucking percent of the country and you're never going to get anything done. 1.00
00:26:28.000 Yeah, it's a fuck situation. 0.99
00:26:30.000 And I think that's why, you know, the shamans down there, when they talk about 2012, they talk about it just as a tipping point. 1.00
00:26:38.000 They talked about it?
00:26:40.000 What did they say?
00:26:40.000 Yeah, well, they said that 2012 is the tipping point.
00:26:43.000 That's when the world has to start changing, and it will.
00:26:46.000 Upheavals will happen.
00:26:47.000 They don't know if it's going to be economic.
00:26:49.000 They don't know if it's going to be...
00:26:51.000 You know, physical.
00:26:51.000 It's not the end of time or anything like that.
00:26:53.000 And that was it was kind of cool to hear them talk about it.
00:26:56.000 Like, that's all nonsense.
00:26:57.000 That's all hype.
00:26:58.000 What it is, it's the point at which things must start changing for us.
00:27:02.000 Why is there a date?
00:27:04.000 Why is it December 21st, 2012?
00:27:07.000 Why is it 2012 at all?
00:27:08.000 I think it correlates to astrological or astronomical kind of event, right?
00:27:14.000 Isn't there some kind of alignment? 0.97
00:27:16.000 I've heard, obviously I'm not an astronomer, but I've heard Neil Tyson talk about how that's bullshit and that event happens all the time.
00:27:23.000 That everyone's talking about how it aligns with the center of the galaxy, and it's like it always does. 0.82
00:27:27.000 It happens all the time.
00:27:28.000 I don't know.
00:27:29.000 I don't exactly know how they got the date.
00:27:31.000 I think it was tied to some kind of astronomy.
00:27:33.000 There's so much going on in the idea of astrology and astronomy.
00:27:38.000 There's so much going on where they can figure out that the moon is off a little bit with its gravity, and then they have to figure out what is responsible for this error in the moon's gravity.
00:27:49.000 Well, it could be A brown dwarf star that lays, you know, a hundred million miles outside of Pluto.
00:27:56.000 And that's like the current theory.
00:27:57.000 But they can figure that out.
00:27:59.000 They can figure out, they can measure gravity and know that there's errors in places and try to, like, figure out, well, why, where is this error coming from?
00:28:07.000 So we know that for sure that the moon's effect and its particular gravity has an effect on tides.
00:28:14.000 We believe it has an effect on human behavior, although that's all subjective.
00:28:19.000 We know that these little bodies or these motions and these things that we can't quite grab a hold of have a very physical effect on the Earth, like in the tide.
00:28:30.000 Who knows how many different things are doing that all the time?
00:28:33.000 With the procession of the equinoxes, the fact that the Earth wobbles on its axis, a 26,000-year cycle, and in between that times, you never know what is aligned with what when you were brought into this world. 0.97
00:28:45.000 And the idea behind astrology, as fucking flaky and new-agey and bullshitty as it sounds, is that these events, these alignments of stars and positions of the moon and all these different things, they actually affect how a human being is charged as they're set loose from the vagina into the world. 0.97
00:29:05.000 That it actually has... 0.99
00:29:07.000 Look, I know a lot of Leos that seem like Leos. 0.77
00:29:11.000 I know a lot of Cancers that act like Cancers.
00:29:14.000 Scorpios that seem like Scorpios. 1.00
00:29:15.000 Fuck, it sounds like utter horseshit, but goddamn, it's fucking close. 1.00
00:29:21.000 It seems damn close. 1.00
00:29:23.000 So yeah, I mean, I don't know exactly what the event is that they named the date for.
00:29:28.000 They didn't go into that.
00:29:29.000 But what they said is that a new type of person has to emerge at that point.
00:29:32.000 And that the old ways have to change.
00:29:34.000 And they will. 0.94
00:29:34.000 And that things will get fucked up enough where they have to. 0.94
00:29:37.000 It's not like... 0.94
00:29:39.000 We all got a rally, but we do, to a certain degree.
00:29:43.000 We have to prepare for it, but it'll force itself to happen.
00:29:46.000 So we just need to be ready for it, is what they're saying.
00:29:48.000 The new era is going to come, and it's going to happen either complete economic upheaval, physical upheaval of the earth.
00:29:55.000 Whatever's going to happen is going to force our hand, and then the new people are going to have to emerge.
00:29:59.000 They call it the legend of Quetzalcoatl, the feathered serpent.
00:30:03.000 But really, that represents the new type of human that comes and starts taking a leadership role.
00:30:08.000 All of these cock-picturing politicians and everything, whatever they believe is going to happen is going to change that paradigm where all of a sudden that becomes de-emphasized.
00:30:18.000 Either faith in them gets lost, a new system has to emerge, new leaders, new political structures.
00:30:24.000 Is this the shamans have actually explained this to you?
00:30:26.000 Yeah.
00:30:27.000 Do they talk about the internet?
00:30:29.000 Are they on Twitter?
00:30:32.000 My hot.not score is 2.5.
00:30:35.000 You can tell the mountain shamans are different than the jungle shamans. 1.00
00:30:38.000 But you can tell a good mountain shaman by how much he smells like burnt llama shit. 0.99
00:30:42.000 Because that's how they stay warm up in the high parts. 1.00
00:30:44.000 They burn llama shit? 1.00
00:30:45.000 If he really smells like burnt llama shit, you know he's probably authentic. 1.00
00:30:50.000 Up above 15,000 feet for most of his life. 1.00
00:30:52.000 Jesus Christ.
00:30:53.000 But no cell phone, no internet.
00:30:55.000 He's missing out on all the cool YouTube videos.
00:30:58.000 One of the guys I was talking with had a full URL at the bottom of his little card.
00:31:05.000 So they're starting to adapt to it.
00:31:07.000 Nice.
00:31:08.000 They need that. 0.99
00:31:09.000 You know, people poo-poo the cultural experience, you know, because it's filled with morons and Lady Gaga fans, but there's nothing wrong with Lady Gaga, okay? 0.99
00:31:17.000 That's part of the trip, and I think she's fascinating. 0.99
00:31:19.000 I like some of her music.
00:31:20.000 How about that?
00:31:21.000 And there's nothing wrong with the rest of the cultural experience, even the most ridiculous aspects of it.
00:31:26.000 It's all part of us, you know, and you don't want to be locked out.
00:31:30.000 I don't buy that being locked out.
00:31:31.000 When I talk to someone, I go, I don't even have an email. 1.00
00:31:33.000 Well, you're a fucking moron. 1.00
00:31:34.000 How about that? 1.00
00:31:35.000 You don't want an email? 0.99
00:31:36.000 You don't want people to be able to send you cool shit that you can read? 0.99
00:31:40.000 You don't want photos that'll blow your mind? 1.00
00:31:42.000 You don't want someone turning you on to some fucking article that might change your life? 0.99
00:31:46.000 You don't want that? 1.00
00:31:47.000 You don't want that.
00:31:48.000 Okay.
00:31:48.000 You're too cool for that?
00:31:49.000 What are you going to do? 1.00
00:31:50.000 Sniff flowers, you fucking weirdo? 0.99
00:31:52.000 And for them, it's like, I mean, really, do they want to just affect only the few people in the village? 1.00
00:31:57.000 If you're a real shaman, you're like, yeah, fuck yeah. 0.98
00:31:59.000 I want to get my word out there. 1.00
00:32:00.000 I want to make change.
00:32:01.000 I want to make things happen.
00:32:02.000 And I think it goes back to kind of what Pressfield says about professionals, like the professional, the shamans down there were professionals.
00:32:08.000 They're not trying to be shamans. 0.99
00:32:10.000 They just fucking are. 1.00
00:32:11.000 That's their job. 1.00
00:32:12.000 That's what they do.
00:32:13.000 And they're professionals at it.
00:32:14.000 So, yeah, the Internet comes along.
00:32:16.000 They analyze that tool and they're like, oh yeah, that's cool.
00:32:18.000 Or if something funny happens in the middle of their ceremony, they're not like, I better not laugh or people might think that I'm not a shaman.
00:32:25.000 They're like, they'll fucking crack up and be like, and then they'll just get back to their work when they're done.
00:32:30.000 They don't take themselves so seriously that it's like anything could shake the experience. 0.95
00:32:35.000 It's not for other people.
00:32:36.000 They're going to do their work and whatever happens when they do their work, that's fine.
00:32:40.000 They go with it.
00:32:40.000 And that was something I really appreciated because even when you get out here in this kind of, Slightly pseudo-spiritual thing.
00:32:47.000 It's like they're putting on an act, you know, like the music has to be perfect, and this has to be, the candles have to glow the light, and the crystal has to be without impurities, you know, and they're like, okay, you know, if they use rocks, they're like, this is a good rock, you know, and it just looks like a fucking rock. 1.00
00:33:05.000 Bullshit spiritual talk is the grossest shit on the planet. 1.00
00:33:08.000 I got married by a hack. 1.00
00:33:10.000 We got some lady off the internet that married us. 1.00
00:33:12.000 Oh, it was brutal.
00:33:14.000 Your love is two streams that will become together a growing river.
00:33:19.000 It will wash over the rocks of the world. 1.00
00:33:22.000 Oh, you crazy bitch. 1.00
00:33:24.000 There was no feeling to it at all. 1.00
00:33:26.000 Like as she was saying it, there was no connection to the words.
00:33:30.000 It was just utter spiritual nonsense.
00:33:33.000 Because it was a non-denominational wedding, obviously, because I'm not...
00:33:36.000 Religious, nor is Mrs. Rogan. 1.00
00:33:38.000 So we had to listen to this nonsense, crystal-sucking, fucking... 1.00
00:33:43.000 Should have had Joey Diaz marry you. 1.00
00:33:44.000 World of Narnia.
00:33:46.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:33:47.000 This bitch lived totally in Narnia. 1.00
00:33:49.000 She had a hut in Narnia. 1.00
00:33:51.000 It was brutal.
00:33:53.000 I found the article about the Colombian shaman.
00:33:56.000 He was arrested in Texas and charged with ayahuasca possession.
00:33:59.000 He flew into the Houston airport.
00:34:03.000 And the crazy thing about being charged with ayahuasca possession is the plants that you use to create ayahuasca are not even illegal.
00:34:11.000 That's the weirdest aspect of it.
00:34:13.000 I met the guy from Bouncing Bear Botanicals.
00:34:17.000 He came to my show in Vegas. 0.96
00:34:20.000 If you don't know the story, there was a guy who ran a website called Bouncing Bear Botanicals, and it's a website all dedicated to selling legal plants that have psychedelic properties to them, like the San Pedro cactus that you could buy at fucking Home Depot. 0.99
00:34:34.000 Yeah, well, you can make mescaline out of that shit. 1.00
00:34:37.000 You can open that bitch up, make some peyote if you know what you're doing, and trip your balls off. 1.00
00:34:42.000 This is off some shit that you just buy at Home Depot, and it's totally legal. 1.00
00:34:46.000 It's a beautiful cactus, and a lot of people don't even know about the psychedelic properties of it, they have it just to decorate their garden because it's pretty, but it's not illegal. 0.97
00:34:55.000 So he has this there.
00:34:58.000 He's selling this.
00:34:59.000 He's selling the different Socotria viridis and the different plants that you mix to make ayahuasca.
00:35:05.000 He's selling those.
00:35:06.000 He's selling salvia.
00:35:07.000 He's selling all these different plants that are absolutely legal.
00:35:10.000 Morning glory seeds. 0.94
00:35:12.000 A lot of people don't know that morning glory seeds, just those regular fucking seeds that you buy when you go to plant to make flowers, well, the ones that you buy, most of them, they've been treated So that they are not psychoactive. 1.00
00:35:25.000 Because regular morning glory seeds, you can grind those bitches up and eat them and you'll trip your fucking balls off. 1.00
00:35:33.000 Hell yeah! 1.00
00:35:34.000 So untreated, they're legal though?
00:35:37.000 You can buy the untreated ones?
00:35:38.000 It's hard to get.
00:35:40.000 It's hard to get the untreated ones.
00:35:41.000 You're supposed to treat them because the government is aware of the psychedelic properties of them.
00:35:45.000 Meanwhile, of course, it's not nearly as dangerous as cigarettes or alcohol or anything.
00:35:49.000 It's a sanction.
00:35:50.000 But it's too mind-bending for the government to allow the unwashed masses to participate in. 0.99
00:35:55.000 So your wise daddy government has figured out how to neuter this incredibly brilliant psychedelic plant to the point where most people aren't even aware of its properties.
00:36:04.000 But regular morning glory seeds was Terence McKenna's first psychedelic trip. 0.93
00:36:08.000 That's what sent him on his fucking wacky journey of being the psychedelic shaman of the new world. 0.80
00:36:14.000 And that was a common thing that people did in the 70s and the 60s. 0.99
00:36:19.000 Before the government got hip to it, they were just tripping balls on morning glory seeds.
00:36:25.000 So this guy, John, is that his name?
00:36:28.000 Is that his name from Bouncing Bear Botanicals?
00:36:30.000 Anyway, there's two dudes that I met that came. 0.99
00:36:31.000 They were high as fuck. 0.99
00:36:33.000 They were so high I could barely talk to them after the show. 1.00
00:36:35.000 They came to my Las Vegas show and I talked to them outside.
00:36:38.000 And that swarm of people, remember those two of those crazy guys?
00:36:42.000 They were trying to have a serious conversation with me.
00:36:44.000 It was like 500 people trying to take pictures and they wanted to hold onto my hand and talk to me.
00:36:49.000 I'm like, dude, there's a lot of people here.
00:36:50.000 I can't really talk to you about your arrest.
00:36:52.000 Glad you're doing the right thing.
00:36:53.000 Glad you got out.
00:36:54.000 But apparently they let him out of jail. 0.96
00:36:56.000 They had to let him out eventually because there's nothing you can fucking charge him for. 0.85
00:37:00.000 There's nothing that said that he was making drugs. 0.96
00:37:03.000 Trashed his place.
00:37:04.000 Trashed his place.
00:37:05.000 Confiscated all his stuff.
00:37:06.000 I don't know if he got his money back, but they froze all that as well.
00:37:09.000 For nothing. 0.99
00:37:10.000 Fucked him. 1.00
00:37:10.000 For nothing. 1.00
00:37:11.000 Because the government is scared of psychedelics.
00:37:14.000 It's amazing how scared they are of it.
00:37:16.000 And I guarantee you they're scared of it because they're not experiencing it.
00:37:19.000 It's that simple. 1.00
00:37:20.000 Like when you get into like, Alex Jones believes crazy shit, like he believes that the elites are all smoking DMT. Like they're all, you know, he'll talk to you about, they're all in fucking Guantanamo Bay. 1.00
00:37:30.000 They're all down in Guantanamo Bay and they're smoking DMT, connecting to the spirit world. 0.99
00:37:35.000 They believe in eternal life.
00:37:37.000 What they're going to do...
00:37:38.000 And he'll tell you all this nonsense that he absolutely, positively believes in.
00:37:41.000 But I believe 100% you cannot smoke DMT and not be empathetic towards other people that are doing it.
00:37:47.000 You cannot take ayahuasca or mushrooms without being empathetic and wanting other people to do it. 1.00
00:37:53.000 These people that are trying to keep Everybody from it, those are the people sending their dicks to their fucking secretaries in their emails. 1.00
00:37:59.000 Those are the fucking hypocritical shitheads with huge flaws in their character that we have running this country and running this world. 1.00
00:38:07.000 And unfortunately, that's... 1.00
00:38:10.000 That's one of our biggest issues.
00:38:12.000 We consider leaders. 1.00
00:38:13.000 We know for sure that it's a bullshit scam and we allow it. 1.00
00:38:18.000 We have resigned ourselves. 1.00
00:38:20.000 We know that the president has speech writers.
00:38:23.000 We know that everyone has a bunch of people that will review every word that he's going to say and it's going to be calculated and they're going to sit down and come up with the right words and enact the most emotional impact.
00:38:36.000 To the point where they used to plagiarize other people's speeches before they got busted for it. 0.98
00:38:41.000 Joe Biden, our own fucking vice president, used to plagiarize. 1.00
00:38:45.000 He would plagiarize Kennedy's shit. 1.00
00:38:47.000 They caught him doing that in 1988. That's why he had to quit running for president. 1.00
00:38:51.000 That's why he had to sit in the background and wait for everybody to forget about it before he could be vice president. 1.00
00:38:57.000 We know for a fact that it's a bullshit hustle. 0.99
00:39:00.000 We're all aware of lobbyists. 1.00
00:39:02.000 We're all aware of special interest groups and corporations donating millions of dollars. 0.98
00:39:07.000 We're all aware that the Supreme Court changed the ruling so that a corporation can now act as an individual so they can donate as much fucking money as they want, which is absurd.
00:39:16.000 The idea that a corporation that would rely on politicians and their decisions to make money in a way that may or may not be ethical, but they'll rely on... 0.93
00:39:25.000 And then they just donated. 0.98
00:39:26.000 X amount of fucking millions of dollars towards this person. 0.99
00:39:30.000 It's insane. 0.99
00:39:31.000 It's amazing.
00:39:31.000 And we accept it for now because things are relatively placid.
00:39:35.000 Yeah, we have a few financial difficulties, but whatever.
00:39:38.000 People's lives, they go on and we go.
00:39:40.000 And what they're saying about 2012 is, all right, at a certain point, things aren't going to be fucking placid anymore. 1.00
00:39:46.000 And at that point, we're not going to accept that bullshit. 1.00
00:39:48.000 We're not going to accept these weak-ass politicians who don't really stand for anything to lead us anymore. 1.00
00:39:54.000 So what's going to happen? 1.00
00:39:55.000 Who the fuck knows? 0.99
00:39:56.000 They don't know. 1.00
00:39:57.000 They don't have the answer. 1.00
00:39:57.000 But they're going to say some type of new person is going to have to emerge and be like, yo, this is bullshit. 1.00
00:40:03.000 Like, we need to make some changes now. 0.99
00:40:05.000 Like, things are getting fucked up even worse and worse. 0.99
00:40:08.000 Have you seen the numbers that they did when they did an audit of the Fed to find out where the fucking money went for the bailout? 0.99
00:40:15.000 And they found trillions of dollars that went to these weird fucking overseas banks and totally... 0.99
00:40:23.000 Beyond description, how much corruption and ridiculous bullshit is involved and how little accountability there is for the distribution of the taxpayers' wealth. 1.00
00:40:34.000 I mean, it's a fucking free-for-all, man. 1.00
00:40:37.000 It's craziness. 1.00
00:40:38.000 So to say that there's a few financial difficulties, the whole thing is built on this foundation of unfixable bullshit and there's no solution in sight. 0.98
00:40:48.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:40:49.000 It's getting worse.
00:40:50.000 It is getting worse.
00:40:51.000 With the credit rating about to be downgraded.
00:40:53.000 China already did.
00:40:54.000 They downgraded our credit rating, even though we didn't default. 0.99
00:40:56.000 Even though we raised our debt ceiling, they're like, these bitches are on the edge. 1.00
00:41:01.000 It's like when you try to get too many loans, even if you pay your loans back, the banks start going, why are you asking for all this money, dude? 0.88
00:41:08.000 What's going on with you?
00:41:09.000 What, you got a gambling problem? 0.99
00:41:11.000 Yeah, it's not fucking getting fixed. 0.97
00:41:16.000 The system and the way it's set up right now and the model that we're operating under, it's not getting fixed. 0.97
00:41:21.000 And everyone's frustrated.
00:41:23.000 No one knows what to do. 1.00
00:41:24.000 And me, like you, I'm fucking completely full of shit. 0.99
00:41:28.000 All I do is just complain about it and then I go about my day. 1.00
00:41:32.000 And as long as I have food in the refrigerator and I have the ability to use my credit card to buy gas...
00:41:37.000 I'm only going to yap too much.
00:41:40.000 Almost like it has to fall apart on all of us before we step back and we go, all right, all right.
00:41:45.000 Now we have to admit that this doesn't work.
00:41:47.000 Right.
00:41:48.000 But you're doing something more important than that, I think, as well, is that you're creating a movement of consciousness.
00:41:54.000 I mean, every time new people tune in, you have their ear, and these people can become activated.
00:41:58.000 Yeah, but I have no answers.
00:42:00.000 But there's no crisis yet, necessarily.
00:42:02.000 Right.
00:42:03.000 It's sore that there is, though, no?
00:42:05.000 Kind of, probably, if we had the foresight to really look ahead and start doing things now.
00:42:09.000 But it's not prescient enough.
00:42:11.000 It's not beating down our door.
00:42:13.000 So it's just really not going to happen realistically, probably.
00:42:17.000 Not that we shouldn't try and do it or whatever.
00:42:18.000 I'm not saying that.
00:42:19.000 So much work.
00:42:20.000 That's the problem.
00:42:21.000 If you want to live your life... 0.99
00:42:22.000 At some point, when things get fucked, you may have, this is a Joe Rogan fucking emergency podcast. 0.98
00:42:28.000 Listen, this is what needs to happen. 0.99
00:42:30.000 Seriously, and you'll have that power, like fucking John Connor for your own small people of conscious fucking humans who are going to be able to then go out and like, all right, everything we're being fed is nonsense. 0.99
00:42:42.000 Don't you think if the shit goes down, the internet's going to be the first thing they shut off? 0.99
00:42:47.000 They tried to do that in other countries, though. 0.99
00:42:49.000 They have.
00:42:50.000 They've done it.
00:42:51.000 They did it in Libya, didn't they? 1.00
00:42:53.000 Didn't they do it in Egypt?
00:42:54.000 Yeah, in Egypt, but there were still ways around it. 0.53
00:42:56.000 People were still getting messages. 0.98
00:42:57.000 I don't think the government is going to intentionally fuck us. 0.92
00:43:00.000 I just think they're going to be incapable of helping us at that point. 0.99
00:43:04.000 That's my personal belief.
00:43:05.000 I don't think they're going to be like, shut the internet down.
00:43:06.000 It's just going to be like, ah, what do we do? 0.65
00:43:09.000 We've never fucking stuck our hand in a glove full of ants.
00:43:12.000 We're not ready for It could be either or, though, right? 0.97
00:43:16.000 It could be.
00:43:16.000 It could be either or.
00:43:17.000 I mean, there's a reason why they do these fucking FEMA tests and they have, you know, giant stockpiles of plastic coffins. 0.92
00:43:24.000 You know, that's all been documented. 0.98
00:43:26.000 They've prepared.
00:43:27.000 They have a lot of drills.
00:43:28.000 They've prepared for mass extinction events and, you know, big, huge environmental catastrophes, natural disasters.
00:43:35.000 I mean...
00:43:35.000 The government has camps.
00:43:37.000 They have FEMA camps.
00:43:38.000 These are real.
00:43:39.000 This is Alex Jones.
00:43:41.000 He'll start talking about FEMA camps.
00:43:43.000 But those are real.
00:43:44.000 They really do have places where they have cots set up and they have almost like a prisoner of war camp. 0.99
00:43:50.000 Because if the shit really does hit the fan, we get wiped out in nuclear war or a fucking asteroid hits or something nutty that fucks up the world, we really are going to have to detain a lot of people. 0.99
00:44:02.000 We're really going to have to calm everybody the fuck down. 0.99
00:44:04.000 If we're going to evacuate areas, we're going to have to have places to shelter these people. 0.99
00:44:09.000 We're going to have to have buses where women and children are crying and they're being separated from the father and the father's sitting there with the son and we'll meet you at the camp and that's real shit. 0.78
00:44:18.000 They're going to get on buses and we're not going to know where everybody is. 0.95
00:44:21.000 Some people are not going to be...
00:44:22.000 That's possible! 0.99
00:44:23.000 This is a fucking fragile world we live in. 1.00
00:44:27.000 Yeah, it's possible. 0.99
00:44:28.000 And then little colonies will get set up, individuals will have different...
00:44:32.000 But the structure could break, and at that point, some new system can emerge.
00:44:37.000 It's almost like...
00:44:38.000 That's when we have to bring in the Colombians. 1.00
00:44:40.000 Bring in that fucking ayahuasca on donkeys. 1.00
00:44:43.000 Bring in big clay pots riding on the back of donkeys. 1.00
00:44:46.000 Get them to start making it.
00:44:47.000 Singing the whole way.
00:44:49.000 Seriously.
00:44:53.000 You got it, man.
00:44:55.000 Yeah, I can get in there, dude.
00:44:56.000 I can get down.
00:44:57.000 I can get down with the ayahuascaros. 1.00
00:44:58.000 You could.
00:44:59.000 So what did they say about smoking DMT? What did they say?
00:45:01.000 Well, they said that it's kind of a rocket ship that plants you right in that sixth dimension.
00:45:08.000 But only the sixth dimension?
00:45:09.000 Never the seventh and the eighth?
00:45:11.000 They say mostly not because it's too short of an experience.
00:45:16.000 You have to kind of gather steam through the dimensions or something like that.
00:45:20.000 And the smoking the DMT kind of skips over the fifth where you usually kind of start getting in these dreams.
00:45:27.000 It's like wham, bam into the sixth.
00:45:29.000 And that's why they say that there's some disorientation there.
00:45:31.000 A lot of lessons to be learned in wisdom.
00:45:33.000 Anytime you sneak outside of time, which is how they describe it, is sneaking outside of time, you have lessons to learn.
00:45:39.000 But Once you're there, you have a short window of time and you're trying to absorb as much as possible.
00:45:45.000 But the forces aren't there to align you to help push you farther because that's a process.
00:45:50.000 You have to gain knowledge.
00:45:52.000 Like what happened to me, I had to download something or whatever they said in the 7th to get that farther.
00:45:58.000 Just have more steam and energy to get there.
00:46:01.000 And they talk about it as fuel.
00:46:02.000 The problem with the smoking...
00:46:04.000 DMT is the fuel runs out.
00:46:06.000 They have enough fuel to get you into orbit, but it's not that extra afterburner that's going to come in and shoot you to Mars after you're outside of the atmosphere.
00:46:15.000 Eventually, it's just going to suck you right back in.
00:46:18.000 That's what they say the difference is between those.
00:46:21.000 It's interesting because the intravenous doses of DMT that Strassman did in those studies, those people had 30-minute trips.
00:46:28.000 I wonder if that's enough.
00:46:30.000 I wonder if that takes you to a different place.
00:46:32.000 It's supposed to be a more intense experience when it's done intravenously.
00:46:38.000 It's supposed to be more in-depth and a lot more entities.
00:46:43.000 A lot more people being more of what they would describe that sounds remarkably similar to UFO abduction experiences.
00:46:52.000 That kind of thing.
00:46:54.000 That you're dealing with these physical things in this other place. 1.00
00:46:58.000 It's a real fucking symptom of our culture that that shit's all illegal. 1.00
00:47:01.000 That people like you can come back and you get so fucked up that you have to change your name and it's illegal. 1.00
00:47:07.000 It's illegal, you know? 0.99
00:47:09.000 It's really annoying. 1.00
00:47:10.000 It's really annoying that we're in this fucking nanny state. 1.00
00:47:13.000 This shitbag stupid nanny state country. 1.00
00:47:17.000 Do you find any side effects at all? 1.00
00:47:19.000 Like, does your mind wander in places over and over again?
00:47:22.000 Do you have any different night trains?
00:47:24.000 Some of the challenges were just reintegrating, you know, and a lot of that's just you get to this different world and experience different things, but you leave your life on the treadmill running full speed, you know, and I tried to hop right back the fuck on and I got, you know, tripped up and slammed against the back wall, you know, to use that analogy.
00:47:41.000 Like, it's hard to get back, you know, and hard to find Kind of the balance of integrating what you found out there or not.
00:47:48.000 Do you feel like the world doesn't seem the same when you came back?
00:47:54.000 Do you feel anything's changed in the world?
00:47:58.000 No.
00:47:58.000 I feel like I've changed The way I look at things has changed.
00:48:04.000 The fact that I view myself now more like a needle piercing a nine-layered onion, and you're consciously aware of the first four layers, that part of the needle, but you're still connected to another five layers above you, and you just don't see it.
00:48:20.000 Just that very thought alone has changed It's changed my life.
00:48:24.000 It's hard to incorporate in everyday things.
00:48:28.000 I've been focused pretty much solely on launching AlphaBrain and making sure that all goes well, and it's been very focused on that.
00:48:36.000 But in my quiet moments, when I can meditate, I can think back and think what I want to do next time I go down there and what lessons I can learn.
00:48:45.000 You need an isolation tank, son.
00:48:47.000 I do.
00:48:48.000 That's your next step.
00:48:49.000 I do.
00:48:49.000 We sell some of these AlphaBrains.
00:48:51.000 You're going to have to get you one.
00:48:52.000 Morning glory. 0.99
00:48:53.000 So this is the shit that we've been talking about on Twitter and we've talked about it on the podcast before and this is a formula that Chris has put together and that we're selling and it's called AlphaBrain and It fucking does something, man. 0.99
00:49:07.000 First of all, it gives you incredibly vivid dreams, and it seems to fire up your brain at a higher RPM level or give you some clarity. 0.98
00:49:18.000 I feel like it helps me form sentences better, you know what I'm saying?
00:49:22.000 I mean, I don't know if that's what's doing it, but I feel like, man, I'm fucking talking pretty smooth sometimes when I'm on this stuff.
00:49:28.000 Technically, what they say is that it enhances synaptic plasticity, which is the way that your neurons can kind of fit together and transfer information.
00:49:37.000 Is this all peer-reviewed stuff, or is this spiritual?
00:49:39.000 No, it's a CO choline.
00:49:42.000 Yeah, this is purely in the scientific tip here.
00:49:45.000 What's in here?
00:49:46.000 So what it is, it's GPC choline, which is a great form of raw choline, the best form of raw choline, really, glycerophosphol choline, easily absorbed through the blood-brain barrier, whereas some of the other cholines are not.
00:49:58.000 So it's most expensive and best choline for you.
00:50:01.000 And then we have huperziocerata, which has a proven compound called huperzine A, which is an acetylcholine esterase inhibitor.
00:50:08.000 And that prevents the breakdown of the acetylcholine in your brain.
00:50:11.000 And what acetylcholine is in charge of is in charge of You know, focus, memory, clarity.
00:50:17.000 All the Alzheimer's treatments currently, almost all of them focus on rehabilitating your acetylcholine levels and boosting your acetylcholine levels.
00:50:25.000 So even huperzine A, which is part of the huperzia serrata, has been tested in that capacity.
00:50:30.000 So this is all very, you know, very scientifically proven.
00:50:33.000 This is not anything hokey pokey.
00:50:35.000 It's just a fact.
00:50:35.000 Higher acetylcholine levels lead to this.
00:50:38.000 Now, the problem with higher acetylcholine levels, otherwise everybody would just be jacking their acetylcholine up, It can lead to anxiety, anxiousness, short temper.
00:50:49.000 If that's too out of balance, you can get kind of hyper aware.
00:50:53.000 And so what I did with this formula is I said, alright, we want to have strong acetylcholine.
00:50:58.000 It's good.
00:50:59.000 It helps your memory, helps your mental drives, helps your focus.
00:51:01.000 But we don't want to have all the other things.
00:51:04.000 So I created a balance formula.
00:51:06.000 And I included things like GABA, which controls kind of relaxation and kind of calm and mental clarity in that kind of calm state.
00:51:14.000 And then dopamine, which handles a lot of your movement activities and some of your mental energy activities.
00:51:19.000 You added dopamine?
00:51:20.000 Well, it's Mucuna Purines contains a standardized dose of 50% L-DOPA. And Mucuna Purines is a herb, I believe it grows in India.
00:51:29.000 And so the 50% standardized L-DOPA is the building block for dopamine.
00:51:34.000 So, yeah, I didn't add dopamine.
00:51:35.000 Actually, you're able to add GABA directly because they're able to extract it from a plant.
00:51:40.000 But the dopamine you have to get through, you know, pushing L-DOPA in your body.
00:51:45.000 Your body will destroy dopamine if you try to put it in directly.
00:51:47.000 So you build it yourself with L-DOPA. The catalyst in that is, again, the pyridoxine HCL vitamin B6, which we have in there, which helps convert it.
00:51:56.000 And then I just put a ton of antioxidants that are going to give you energy, help your focus.
00:52:01.000 The AC-11 in there, that was shown to actually repair DNA in scientific peer-reviewed studies. 0.96
00:52:07.000 So really fucking strong antioxidants. 0.56
00:52:10.000 It's going to kind of eliminate some of that mental fog, clear out some of your free radicals, and then allow the acetylcholine Boost to be manageable by the other components. 0.98
00:52:20.000 Now, have you ever thought about adding 5-HTP to it?
00:52:23.000 Now, that's another formula that I have.
00:52:25.000 And serotonin is a crucial component.
00:52:28.000 5-HTP is the direct building block of serotonin.
00:52:30.000 It goes L-tryptophan to 5-HTP. 5-HTP then converts to 5-HT, which is serotonin.
00:52:37.000 That's the fourth component.
00:52:38.000 I have another separate formula, the rollover formula, which is specifically focused on building serotonin.
00:52:44.000 So being the fact that I have that there, there's just not that much room in the capsules.
00:52:49.000 And it is important to have.
00:52:51.000 But I recommend that, you know, that doesn't need to be so much in balance for this formula to work.
00:52:59.000 But it is a crucial part of things.
00:53:00.000 So I recommend either taking my formula or another form of 5-HTP. But it was just a little bit much to fit an efficacious dose of 5-HTP in this alpha brain to bring that fourth component up.
00:53:11.000 That's too bad because I know a lot of people that have had a lot of positive effects with that.
00:53:15.000 5-HTP is great.
00:53:16.000 That's why I have a whole product devoted.
00:53:18.000 Roll on and rollover.
00:53:20.000 Yeah, my product rollover is dedicated specifically to that.
00:53:23.000 Right, but you're selling those in much smaller packages.
00:53:25.000 You're selling like four of those.
00:53:27.000 Yeah, you get bottles of 30. You get bottles of 30 just like this?
00:53:29.000 Yeah.
00:53:29.000 And so do you recommend people taking that if they're not coming off of a, you know, the roll-on or roll-off is supposed to be like you do MDMA and then your levels are jacked?
00:53:37.000 Yeah, anytime you're depleted.
00:53:39.000 If you're not sleeping, if you're stressed and you're not sleeping, that's when serotonin is produced is when you're sleeping.
00:53:44.000 So if you're not sleeping, it doesn't matter if you're partying or doing whatever you're doing, you're not going to be producing enough serotonin.
00:53:50.000 So that's when you need to take it.
00:53:52.000 So yeah, I certainly recommend taking it as part of the regimen.
00:53:56.000 I mean, that formula will probably change a little bit in the next iteration.
00:53:59.000 I have some ideas for it.
00:54:00.000 But I'm going to always have a serotonin-specific formula.
00:54:04.000 You know, if enough people want to have this alpha brain be that complete brain thing, we can look at it.
00:54:10.000 But just as far as dose and capsule size, it's difficult to do everything.
00:54:14.000 I mean, I have a capsule that's specifically designed for serotonin, the whole capsule.
00:54:18.000 The whole capsule would be way too much.
00:54:20.000 It's tough.
00:54:21.000 It's tough.
00:54:21.000 So that one was something that I do recommend.
00:54:23.000 I do sell on Onnit.com, but it's not in the alpha brain, but I highly recommend it.
00:54:29.000 It's a great thing to have.
00:54:30.000 I use it all the time.
00:54:31.000 I love it.
00:54:32.000 I don't take it every day, but I definitely take it on days where I just feel jacked up.
00:54:38.000 I've been taking it for like, I don't know, like six, eight months here and there, and it's one of my favorite things.
00:54:42.000 The roll-on and rollovers are my two favorite things.
00:54:45.000 Yeah, so those formulas will change a little bit, but I'm still going to always keep that kind of concept.
00:54:51.000 And, you know, the alpha brain is getting great feedback.
00:54:53.000 I know, you know, all of us here, we all take it and we dig it, so...
00:54:57.000 There's something going on with it.
00:54:58.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:54:59.000 It most certainly does have an effect.
00:55:01.000 Like I said, it gives me the most incredible dreams.
00:55:04.000 And so the reason why that's happening is acetylcholine regulates REM sleep.
00:55:08.000 That's what determines, you know, you get a wash of acetylcholine during your REM sleep.
00:55:13.000 So the fact that you have excess surpluses of acetylcholine created by the GPC choline and the Herperseus serrata allows a deeper and broader wash of acetylcholine to go through Your sleep cycles.
00:55:26.000 And so your REM sleep becomes way more intense, longer, and more vivid than when you do have low levels of acetylcholine.
00:55:33.000 Alright, so if you guys want to grab this, it's available now at onnit.com.
00:55:37.000 O-N-N-I-T dot com. 1.00
00:55:41.000 And it's called Alpha Brain.
00:55:43.000 And tell me how you like it.
00:55:45.000 I know some people who have already started taking it, and I haven't yet to talk to one person that hasn't had positive experiences with it.
00:55:52.000 And it's, what is it, 30 bucks for 30 of these things?
00:55:57.000 And people say, oh, it's expensive.
00:55:58.000 But look, this stuff's not cheap stuff.
00:56:01.000 It's what's needed to actually have an effect.
00:56:05.000 It's expensive to package.
00:56:06.000 I got the best ingredients I could.
00:56:08.000 I cut no corners.
00:56:09.000 Everything's full-spectrum, standardized.
00:56:11.000 So this is the best product I can make.
00:56:13.000 And I hope people dig it because I played my cards as well as I can and tried to make the best in everything.
00:56:20.000 Aspect of doing it.
00:56:21.000 Well, thanks for coming on and talking about your psychedelic experience that made you change your name.
00:56:26.000 Me, we're thinking we'll get you drunk on Jack Daniels and you go to being Duke next. 1.00
00:56:31.000 Turn you into some sort of fucking... 0.99
00:56:33.000 After listening to that story, though, I would definitely change my name, too. 0.99
00:56:36.000 It seems like I... And you actually got to sit in that thing when we talked with the Ancient Aliens guy, the big square that was cut out.
00:56:44.000 I did.
00:56:44.000 In Peru.
00:56:45.000 Yeah, I was sitting there.
00:56:46.000 Yeah, he's got a photo of him sitting.
00:56:48.000 And when we were talking to Giorgio Tsoukalos from Ancient Aliens, he was talking to us about this area in Peru where this stone is cut out.
00:56:58.000 And you can see it if you go to the Ustream page.
00:57:00.000 You put a picture of Chris, excuse me, Aubrey, sitting inside this rock. 0.92
00:57:06.000 Janet, if you're nasty. 0.99
00:57:06.000 Where it was cut out, where they have no idea how they cut it out, because you have to see it. 0.99
00:57:11.000 What is the name of the place again?
00:57:14.000 It's in the ruins in the Sacred Valley.
00:57:16.000 I forget the name of this actual ruin site.
00:57:19.000 It's not coming to me, but it was right there.
00:57:24.000 It's outside of Cusco by about an hour and a half, and you get to these ruin sites.
00:57:28.000 Either way, it's dope. 1.00
00:57:30.000 Go get some Alpha Brain, stupid. 1.00
00:57:32.000 Yeah, it does seem like one of the places. 1.00
00:57:34.000 Too bad you can't do ayahuasca there. 1.00
00:57:36.000 That would be the shit. 1.00
00:57:38.000 That sounds fucking badass. 1.00
00:57:40.000 Do ayahuasca at Chichen Itza or at Machu Picchu or something like that. 0.95
00:57:45.000 At the ruins of some ancient civilization.
00:57:47.000 That's what they developed Machu Picchu for as a spiritual center, actually.
00:57:51.000 Really?
00:57:52.000 It wasn't like a political center.
00:57:54.000 This was their spiritual home.
00:57:55.000 Where'd you hear this?
00:57:56.000 From the people there. 0.98
00:57:58.000 Oh, because I thought, because modern western folks have no fucking idea why it was created. 0.96
00:58:02.000 They don't have an idea. 0.98
00:58:03.000 No, yeah, the shamans all say this was created as their spiritual home.
00:58:07.000 And that's why they created it in such an odd spot. 0.92
00:58:09.000 The way that the mountains are around there is ridiculous.
00:58:11.000 Speaking of lost civilizations, I'll be in Milwaukee.
00:58:16.000 August 13th at the Pabst Theater with Joey Coco Diaz.
00:58:21.000 Tickets are on sale right now, and it's like half sold out already, so don't sleep.
00:58:27.000 And then also on September 23rd, Joey and I will be in Denver, Colorado at the Paramount Theater, and that is also just about half sold out now.
00:58:39.000 Denver, showing lots of love. 0.96
00:58:41.000 I can't wait to come back to Colorado where I will eventually go when the shit hits the fan and society crumbles and I have to live in the woods near where my dog died. 1.00
00:58:51.000 Folks, that's the end of this fucking show. 1.00
00:58:53.000 We've had a fantastic time. 0.99
00:58:55.000 Chris and I are going to go check out Red State.
00:58:57.000 We're going to go see the premiere of Kevin Smith's new movie and we'll have a full report on that.
00:59:03.000 Thank you very much for tuning into the podcast.
00:59:07.000 Please follow Chris on Twitter.
00:59:09.000 Excuse me, Aubrey.
00:59:10.000 His name is Warrior Poet.
00:59:12.000 W-A-R-R-I-O-R-P-O-E-T-U-S. That's on Twitter.
00:59:19.000 Follow Redband.
00:59:20.000 He's very upset about his Twitter numbers.
00:59:25.000 Obsesses on it on a daily. 1.00
00:59:28.000 And while you're at it, follow me too, you fucking freaks. 1.00
00:59:31.000 If you're not following Joe already, you're ridiculous. 1.00
00:59:33.000 Yeah, how dare you? 0.99
00:59:35.000 How dare you if you're not following me? 0.93
00:59:37.000 I'm trying to hit a million people.
00:59:39.000 I'm only at 413,000.
00:59:41.000 I don't feel validated.
00:59:43.000 Alright, that was a moment of weakness.
00:59:45.000 Back to reality.
00:59:47.000 Thank you everybody for tuning in.
00:59:48.000 We love you all and we wish you well on your spiritual journey through the world of snakes.
00:59:56.000 Indeed.
00:59:56.000 And go to Parade with a flashlight.
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01:00:28.000 Love you.
01:00:28.000 Bye.
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