The Joe Rogan Experience - March 31, 2010


Joe Rogan Experience #13 - Eddie Bravo

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Eddie Bravo
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Anderson Silva Eddie Bravo Brendan Miller Gomi Kenny Florian Nos Pohatu Struve Travis Luter Luke Stewart Draculino Eric Damien Maia Luke Stewart-Andre Galvaal Jay Allen Hynek Country Nelson Dan Henderson Philip Corso Talos Latis Ray Romano Jeff Ross and 35 more
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Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo are in Charlotte, NC and the boys talk about their trip to the UFC, the crazy things they've been up to, and what they're up to now. Also, the guys talk about Eddie's recent trip to Las Vegas and how they ended up at a strip club with a bunch of strippers. They also talk about the latest in the BALCO scandal and the new marijuana laws that are coming to the US. Joe Rogan is a standup comedian, standup comic, podcaster, and podcaster. He is a regular on Comedy Central and has worked with some of the biggest names in the sports industry. He has also been a member of the UFC and other sports teams and has been involved in a lot of other stuff. He's also a good friend of mine and I really enjoyed having him on the show. I hope you enjoy this episode, it's a good one. We'll see you in Philly soon! -The Joe Rogans Show Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. If you like what you hear, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and/or wherever else you re listening to this podcast. We really appreciate the support. Thank you so much for all the support, it means a lot to us and we really appreciate it. -Your continued support is greatly appreciated! -Jon Sorrentino and the support we get from you're the best in the fight game. Thank you. XOXO and we appreciate all the love and support us. Thanks so much. -The Jerks. . -Joe Rogans and the rest of the support us, we appreciate it so much, we really means the support is truly appreciated. -Joes and the love we get back from the fans. - Thank you for all of our support is so much! -A big thank you, thank you for the support and support is much more than we can handle it. We appreciate you. -Amen and love you, Thank you, Joe and I appreciate you back and back and more! -PODGS. -PSOmah... -A little bit more. xoxo. -P.S. - -Joshes and PODGS -SWELL DOGS -BONUS: Thank you! -JOSES

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00:00:00.000 Start recording, son!
00:00:03.000 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the broadcast.
00:00:07.000 Are we on?
00:00:08.000 Yeah, we're on right now. 1.00
00:00:09.000 Bitch! 1.00
00:00:11.000 I'm going to get it so you can see it. 1.00
00:00:12.000 If they had Twitter for, like, hooking up, call it Twatter.
00:00:17.000 Retwat. 0.99
00:00:20.000 That's a terrible way to start off this show. 1.00
00:00:22.000 No one heard that shit. 1.00
00:00:23.000 What are you talking about? 1.00
00:00:24.000 People are online right now.
00:00:25.000 Dude, there's like a hundred people online, I'm sure.
00:00:27.000 Let's see how many people we got.
00:00:28.000 94 people.
00:00:29.000 Did anybody hear that? 1.00
00:00:30.000 That's a terrible goddamn joke. 1.00
00:00:34.000 Wow, this is blocky as fuck. 1.00
00:00:36.000 Look how goofy it looks. 1.00
00:00:40.000 Serious fucking delay, too. 0.98
00:00:42.000 What's happening, Eddie and Joe? 0.98
00:00:43.000 When are we coming back to Philly?
00:00:45.000 We'll be back to Philly, eventually.
00:00:48.000 I don't know when the UFC's gonna be back in Philly.
00:00:51.000 But people have been calling for young Eddie Bravo to be on the Joe Rogan Podcast.
00:00:57.000 He's here, ladies and gentlemen.
00:00:58.000 There he is, Eddie Bravo.
00:00:59.000 Man, there's like a five-second delay in the video.
00:01:01.000 I know.
00:01:01.000 It's kind of weird, right?
00:01:02.000 It's awkward.
00:01:05.000 Hey, guys.
00:01:06.000 We're here in Charlotte, North Carolina. 0.97
00:01:09.000 Pretty fucking badass town, isn't it? 0.98
00:01:10.000 It's nice here. 0.99
00:01:11.000 People are all friendly and shit. 0.98
00:01:12.000 I like it. 0.99
00:01:13.000 I like it.
00:01:13.000 I rented a car for the first time coming to UFC City.
00:01:17.000 And you get to know the city a lot better when you have to know where the hell you're going.
00:01:21.000 You know, we're so used to just jumping in bands and just not paying attention.
00:01:25.000 And we really don't even know anything about the city.
00:01:28.000 Renting cars is the key.
00:01:30.000 Yeah, drive around, get to know the place.
00:01:32.000 I like it here, man.
00:01:33.000 It's real.
00:01:33.000 It's all spread out.
00:01:35.000 It's like no congestion.
00:01:38.000 People are all friendly.
00:01:39.000 There's no tension here.
00:01:40.000 It's a good-sized city.
00:01:42.000 Charlotte's a good-sized city.
00:01:43.000 It's not too crazy.
00:01:45.000 Yeah, they're super friendly.
00:01:46.000 I drove into...
00:01:48.000 The weigh-ins, and they were charging for parking, and since I drove and didn't go with a UFC van, I pulled up to the girl taking the money, and I go, listen, I actually work for the UFC, I just don't have my laminate, but I'll pay, whatever.
00:01:59.000 She's like, no, just drive right in.
00:02:01.000 I just drove right in, parked, went up to, I needed to get backstage, and again, I didn't have my credentials.
00:02:06.000 So there's, like, security there, like, North Carolina security.
00:02:10.000 I'm like, I need to get my credentials.
00:02:12.000 Is there any way?
00:02:12.000 I mean, can you direct me to a spot where I can speak to someone?
00:02:15.000 She goes, just go backstage. 1.00
00:02:17.000 I just walked backstage.
00:02:18.000 I went right in.
00:02:19.000 Zero security.
00:02:20.000 Now you're telling stalkers how they can meet fighters.
00:02:23.000 Yeah.
00:02:24.000 Next time in North Carolina, you have some ammo.
00:02:28.000 Look at this guy.
00:02:28.000 Okay.
00:02:29.000 I can't read this shit. 1.00
00:02:30.000 It's too far. 1.00
00:02:31.000 Is your eyes bad?
00:02:33.000 Is my eyes bad?
00:02:34.000 Yes.
00:02:34.000 Is your eyes be bad?
00:02:35.000 No.
00:02:39.000 Well, we froze up. 1.00
00:02:41.000 Ustream kind of sucks. 1.00
00:02:43.000 You know, they all suck, these things. 1.00
00:02:45.000 The internet's not quite ready for this shit yet. 1.00
00:02:51.000 So what are we looking, we just answer questions and shit? 0.99
00:02:53.000 What stuff have we done in town? 0.98
00:02:55.000 We haven't done shit in town, really. 0.78
00:02:56.000 I went river rafting.
00:02:58.000 Last night I had a show at a place called Amos's South End.
00:03:04.000 A lot of fun.
00:03:05.000 Great crowd.
00:03:06.000 Good times.
00:03:07.000 Then afterwards there was a gentleman's club down the street.
00:03:11.000 We had to bring some dudes who came to my show. 1.00
00:03:13.000 They had two books they wanted Eddie to sign.
00:03:16.000 It's actually kind of a funny story.
00:03:18.000 And they wanted Eddie to sign his books.
00:03:22.000 So we had to get the books over to Eddie. 0.81
00:03:26.000 And then we went to the Waffle House and fucked up some waffles. 0.86
00:03:30.000 Yeah, that was a good time. 0.93
00:03:34.000 Good times, my friend.
00:03:35.000 Good times.
00:03:37.000 What do I think about synthetic cannabis that's legal? 0.99
00:03:39.000 That's kind of interesting shit you know about that man? 0.99
00:03:43.000 Marinol? 0.99
00:03:44.000 No, no.
00:03:44.000 It's a synthetic cannabis.
00:03:46.000 It's like, you know how they had that, when the whole BALCO scandal came out, what it was was a steroid that they had made that was just slightly different from regular steroids and was undetectable in tests because the regular steroids are what they were looking for in the tests.
00:03:59.000 They weren't looking for this stuff.
00:04:00.000 Well, that's the same thing with this.
00:04:02.000 There's a synthetic cannabis that you can smoke.
00:04:04.000 It has the same effects and it doesn't show up in tests.
00:04:08.000 What does it look like?
00:04:09.000 It looks like weed.
00:04:10.000 It actually looks like wheat.
00:04:12.000 Yeah, it looks like wheat.
00:04:12.000 So it's a plant.
00:04:13.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:14.000 And they just, wow.
00:04:15.000 They've just grown it.
00:04:16.000 I mean, it makes sense.
00:04:18.000 I mean, they've figured out a way to...
00:04:19.000 I didn't know about this.
00:04:21.000 Botanists have figured out a way a long time ago to put THC into other things.
00:04:26.000 Like, there was an article online where this guy was trying to put THC in tomatoes.
00:04:30.000 Get tomatoes to grow THC. Like, they can fuck with plants and have them, you know, different plants produce more vitamin C and different plants do certain things and... 0.78
00:04:39.000 You know, they're trying to figure out how to make these... 0.96
00:04:42.000 I guess they have figured out a way to make weed that doesn't show up in drug tests.
00:04:48.000 Pretty crazy.
00:04:49.000 And it's legal.
00:04:51.000 So if you work for UPS or something like that and they drug test you and you can't smoke weed, you can smoke the fuck out of this stuff.
00:04:57.000 How long has this been out?
00:04:58.000 It's been out for a while, man.
00:04:59.000 They're trying to make it illegal.
00:05:01.000 It's a big deal now.
00:05:02.000 They're trying to make it illegal? 1.00
00:05:03.000 Holy shit. 1.00
00:05:03.000 Those dirty bitches. 1.00
00:05:05.000 So you could sell it anywhere? 1.00
00:05:07.000 Is this the stuff that they're selling in High Times magazines where they sell weed? 0.99
00:05:11.000 No, that bullshit, that stuff's not real at all. 1.00
00:05:14.000 Yeah, what's up with that shit? 1.00
00:05:15.000 High Times magazine is whack. 1.00
00:05:17.000 That is the weakest shit ever, that fake weed that they sell. 1.00
00:05:20.000 That is so dumb. 1.00
00:05:22.000 But they say that that's like a big part of their advertising revenue. 1.00
00:05:25.000 I think that's just because they're fucking lazy. 0.97
00:05:27.000 You know, you're telling me that everyone's so afraid of weed they can't advertise their products in your magazine? 0.99
00:05:32.000 Come on.
00:05:33.000 But yeah, you can sell fake weed.
00:05:35.000 You're just ripping people off.
00:05:36.000 That's all that is.
00:05:37.000 That stuff doesn't get anyone high.
00:05:39.000 But this other stuff does. 1.00
00:05:41.000 This other stuff is real shit. 0.99
00:05:44.000 Where do you get it? 1.00
00:05:45.000 Eddie is here.
00:05:46.000 Talk about UFOs already. 0.97
00:05:50.000 Michael Chiavello, the guy from K1 and Dream, the Australian dude that we hung out with in Australia, he's a big UFO guy and he was down at the Roswell Museum and he actually saw a UFO and took fucking photos of it and shit. 1.00
00:06:06.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:06:07.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:06:07.000 That's pretty crazy. 1.00
00:06:08.000 Yeah, I mean, who the fuck knows, man? 1.00
00:06:11.000 If you have any UFO questions, go ahead and shoot. 0.99
00:06:17.000 Did I finish the entire plate of food you posted on Twitter?
00:06:19.000 I finished most of it. 0.98
00:06:21.000 I fuck up some food, folks. 0.90
00:06:23.000 Especially after shows. 0.99
00:06:24.000 After shows, I could fuck up some food. 0.88
00:06:26.000 You know, after UFC, too. 0.88
00:06:28.000 You burn off a lot of energy just talking.
00:06:30.000 Doesn't seem like you would, but you do.
00:06:32.000 Like a red band?
00:06:32.000 Did he actually say something?
00:06:34.000 Flappos Saturday?
00:06:37.000 Flappos Saturday.
00:06:37.000 Red bands?
00:06:38.000 What does that mean?
00:06:39.000 I don't know.
00:06:40.000 I don't know what he's doing.
00:06:44.000 Did I watch that train wreck prison wives on the Discovery Channel? 1.00
00:06:47.000 No, there's a show about chicks whose husbands are in prison. 1.00
00:06:52.000 Oh, I might have to Tivo that one.
00:06:54.000 Yeah, what channel? 1.00
00:06:55.000 I'll Tivo that shit. 1.00
00:06:56.000 Discovery Channel. 1.00
00:06:57.000 That might be good.
00:07:00.000 Oh, the History Channel documentary.
00:07:02.000 I know what I saw.
00:07:02.000 Yeah, I saw that one too.
00:07:03.000 That was kind of interesting.
00:07:04.000 That was the best documentary I've ever seen on UFOs.
00:07:07.000 Definitely.
00:07:08.000 I know what I saw.
00:07:09.000 I didn't have...
00:07:09.000 It was one of those rare documentaries about UFOs that didn't have, like, the other side.
00:07:16.000 You know, they didn't have a guy going, well, you know, it's all just mythology, and, you know, it's in their minds, and they're all crazy, and why are they landing in Idaho all the time?
00:07:25.000 Why not in big cities? 0.55
00:07:26.000 They didn't have any of those guys, because it was so ridiculous, because they had so many high-ranking military officers coming forward.
00:07:33.000 You know, that one case in England on a U.S. base where they had 80 witnesses?
00:07:39.000 And three of the guys went up to it and touched it and wrote down notes on it and they all came up and the Ministry of Defense told, they said, this is not a concern of national defense.
00:07:53.000 That's their comment.
00:07:56.000 So that is, that alone right there is pretty crazy.
00:07:59.000 And those Arizona, those Arizona lights, I mean people saying there's, I don't know how many witnesses, but The Arizona Lights is pretty crazy.
00:08:08.000 I know a dude who lived in Arizona saw that. 0.58
00:08:10.000 And he said he saw the fucking, the big pyramid thing flying through the air. 0.97
00:08:14.000 And they're saying it's like bigger than aircraft carriers. 0.98
00:08:18.000 Yeah, he said it was like a football field.
00:08:20.000 Yeah.
00:08:20.000 He said it was gigantic.
00:08:21.000 He said it was a gigantic big pyramid shaped thing flying through the sky. 0.99
00:08:25.000 Who the fuck knows? 0.98
00:08:26.000 You know, my take on UFOs is if there really were aliens that could come here from another planet... 1.00
00:08:33.000 Do you think that they would be so silly that they wouldn't disguise themselves? 0.99
00:08:37.000 I think a lot of the shit we see all the time could be UFOs. 0.99
00:08:40.000 I told you about that crazy dude that told me that he was showing me pictures of clouds. 0.98
00:08:46.000 There's a dude that I know who's a comedian who's a very nice guy and the other day I'm talking to him at the improv And homeboy says, what do you think about UFOs?
00:08:56.000 And I said, well, you know, hey man, I don't know.
00:08:59.000 I haven't seen one, but I don't discount the idea.
00:09:02.000 I mean, it's certainly possible.
00:09:03.000 Obviously, we have spaceships and for someone from other planets, if they're more intelligent than us, for sure they could have spaceships.
00:09:09.000 So he starts pulling out his iPhone and the dude has like dozens of pictures of clouds on his phone.
00:09:16.000 And I'm like, what is that?
00:09:18.000 What do you think about this?
00:09:19.000 Look at this right there.
00:09:20.000 And I go, it's a cloud.
00:09:21.000 And he goes, yeah, but it's an unusually shaped cloud.
00:09:24.000 Look at it. 0.66
00:09:25.000 And I'm like, oh no, he's crazy. 1.00
00:09:28.000 I'm like, he's fucking crazy. 0.99
00:09:30.000 This dude takes pictures of clouds, all different clouds, and he's convinced that these clouds are UFOs. 0.99
00:09:36.000 But on one hand, you've got to think, like, if you really are so super intelligent that you can visit from other planets, why would you, you know, for sure, we're working on cloaking devices right now.
00:09:48.000 There's already this Japanese jacket that's been invented that basically takes an image of what's behind you and broadcasts it on the front of the jacket. 0.98
00:09:57.000 It's basically like Predator-type shit. 0.96
00:09:59.000 You remember from the movie The Predator? 0.99
00:10:01.000 Yeah.
00:10:01.000 And they really have this already.
00:10:03.000 I mean, it's not perfected, but...
00:10:06.000 We can't travel to other planets yet either, you know what I'm saying?
00:10:09.000 So if someone from another planet is so much more highly intelligent than we are that they can actually travel here from other galaxies or other solar systems, for sure they've figured something like this out.
00:10:20.000 So when you're seeing the sky, I mean, it's very possible, you know, that what you're seeing is if there are UFOs, you would see an image of the sky behind the UFO being projected on the UFO. So you wouldn't see shit. 0.93
00:10:34.000 You know, that said, if you take into account how many UFOs are reported, I mean, it's like some ridiculous amount of UFOs reported. 0.99
00:10:43.000 And if you take into account how many people see and don't report, they don't say anything because they don't want to look foolish. 0.99
00:10:49.000 You know, that's a lot of goddamn UFOs. 0.95
00:10:51.000 I think a lot of what people are seeing... 0.99
00:10:53.000 Is military jets that they don't understand.
00:10:56.000 Like, when I was in, we did Fear Factor down near Edwards Air Force Base, and they had stealth bombers that flew up. 0.99
00:11:02.000 Dude, you see a stealth bomber, you think that's a goddamn spaceship.
00:11:06.000 Yeah, the French government did a test with some, there was a serious review of all the, there's like 50,000 or something, like something, 50,000 since a certain year. 0.98
00:11:19.000 There's probably way more.
00:11:21.000 But they came to the conclusion that 95% of the reported cases can be explained away with that military, top-secret military planes and different lights.
00:11:35.000 But they said 5% most likely are aircraft from other worlds.
00:11:42.000 Well, I don't know why they can say aircraft from other worlds because I don't necessarily think we have a perfect inventory of what exists in this world.
00:11:51.000 No, but they're saying that that's probably what, that is more likely it's some extraterrestrial craft than, I mean, there's 5% of the evidence.
00:12:01.000 But just because it's not from our government or the Russian government doesn't necessarily mean even it's from another planet. 0.98
00:12:07.000 We don't know what the fuck is in the ocean. 0.98
00:12:09.000 Well, you know, that's true. 0.98
00:12:10.000 It sounds ridiculous, but a lot of UFOs get sighted Yeah, there was a whole History Channel documentary about that. 0.83
00:12:17.000 And people go, well, that's ridiculous. 0.97
00:12:18.000 That's nonsense. 1.00
00:12:19.000 That's silly. 1.00
00:12:19.000 It's silly that you could send a fucking picture that you could take this fucking thing and send a video across the sky into somebody else's phone in Australia. 1.00
00:12:29.000 That's way more silly than some people from another planet have visited here or that there's something living in the ocean. 0.99
00:12:35.000 Especially when you have guys like ex-Pentagon high-ranking officials like Philip Corso...
00:12:42.000 Who, before he died, he wrote a book and he explained his job in the government, in the Pentagon, was taking crash UFO stuff, taking it to Hughes Aircraft and Lockheed and all these different aerospace companies to reverse engineering.
00:12:59.000 He's saying, he was like, there's many interviews on YouTube with Philip Corso, he's dead now, he was on Dateline and they try to like ridicule him, but Jay Allen Hynek too is another excellent example.
00:13:11.000 Jay Allen Hynek was the guy who was in charge of Project Blue Book and he was told by the government when they had this thing to explain away everything.
00:13:18.000 Swamp gas, mass hysteria, anything they could do to explain away UFO cases.
00:13:24.000 But as he became more involved in Project Blue Book and as he investigated more and more sightings and dealt with more and more evidence, he became absolutely convinced that UFOs were real.
00:13:35.000 So J. Allen Hynek, who is a guy actually working to discredit UFOs, eventually came out and started supporting the whole UFO movement.
00:13:46.000 So I think it's not ridiculous to think that we've been visited.
00:13:50.000 I mean, we go to the Congo all the time and stare at chimpanzees.
00:13:53.000 You know?
00:13:53.000 I mean, if you were from another planet and you had the ability to travel here, why wouldn't you check out people?
00:13:58.000 People are fucking completely ridiculous. 0.99
00:14:00.000 They're probably fascinating. 1.00
00:14:01.000 I mean, what would be more...
00:14:02.000 We study lower forms of animals.
00:14:04.000 We always have.
00:14:05.000 And we've been doing this since the beginning of time.
00:14:08.000 I mean, people have always been interested in botany and we've always been interested in studying different monkeys and different weird animals and other...
00:14:18.000 I mean, that's the whole thing with Darwin.
00:14:19.000 You know, he took...
00:14:20.000 You know, he took an account of all these different animals that he came across. 0.99
00:14:26.000 We've always done shit like that. 0.98
00:14:27.000 And I think if we were a much higher intelligence than human beings, we would want to do that with people. 1.00
00:14:32.000 We would want to check out and see what the fuck people are up to. 0.98
00:14:34.000 See if people are evolving. 0.98
00:14:37.000 See what the bottleneck is as far as like social and cultural evolution and see what the bottleneck is as far as technological evolution and whether or not our technology is We're surpassing our ability as a human being to make rational decisions.
00:14:53.000 And I think it probably is right now.
00:14:55.000 They just fired up the Large Hadron Collider yesterday.
00:14:58.000 Yesterday was like the first test.
00:15:01.000 Nos Pohatu is watching.
00:15:05.000 What is that?
00:15:06.000 I think that looks like...
00:15:08.000 Nos Pohatu?
00:15:09.000 I think that looks like...
00:15:10.000 El Duderito?
00:15:11.000 I don't know.
00:15:12.000 It looks like...
00:15:13.000 Poha, too.
00:15:14.000 If you don't know, poha is Portuguese.
00:15:19.000 Brazilian guys say poha all the time. 1.00
00:15:22.000 It sort of means like fuck or balls. 1.00
00:15:24.000 It means like a bunch of different things. 1.00
00:15:26.000 They say it all the time. 0.97
00:15:27.000 Balls. 0.98
00:15:27.000 It says balls. 0.98
00:15:28.000 It means balls. 1.00
00:15:29.000 I think it means jizz. 1.00
00:15:30.000 Oh, jizz? 0.99
00:15:31.000 Yeah, yeah, not balls. 0.99
00:15:32.000 I've heard a bunch of different translations. 0.99
00:15:33.000 But to me, Nos Pohatu is the fighting vampire.
00:15:37.000 You know what I mean?
00:15:39.000 Draculino.
00:15:40.000 Draculino is a famous Baja Gracie black belt.
00:15:43.000 And Draculino, I guess he looks like Dracula or something.
00:15:46.000 So I call him Nos Pohatu. 1.00
00:15:48.000 He's the Brazilian vampire.
00:15:50.000 That's funny.
00:15:52.000 That's funny.
00:15:55.000 Am I not going to commentate?
00:15:56.000 Yeah, I'm going to commentate.
00:15:59.000 I'm going to leave in half an hour.
00:16:01.000 We're chilling here in the hotel room, getting ready to go down there and commentate.
00:16:04.000 Yeah, I'm going to commentate.
00:16:06.000 What do I think about Scientology? 0.98
00:16:07.000 I think it's awesome if you're gay and you want to cover it up. 1.00
00:16:10.000 They're really good at that shit. 1.00
00:16:13.000 It's all nonsense. 1.00
00:16:15.000 All religions are nonsense. 1.00
00:16:17.000 You know just as much as I know as far as what happens when you die. 0.98
00:16:22.000 No one knows.
00:16:22.000 You know what?
00:16:24.000 I think religion is awesome if you do it right.
00:16:28.000 If you do it right, if you do the right thing and help your neighbors.
00:16:31.000 My grandma was hardcore Catholic.
00:16:34.000 And I wouldn't try to convince her, if she was still alive, to get out of that.
00:16:37.000 She was going to church every day praying.
00:16:39.000 And that praying is like meditating.
00:16:42.000 She was meditating.
00:16:43.000 So I think just having a healthy heart, some people can do kettlebells, some people can run on a treadmill, some people run stairs, some people do martial arts.
00:16:52.000 That's for a healthy heart.
00:16:54.000 It all works.
00:16:55.000 And I think religion, whether you're doing the Jesus or the Allah or the Buddha or meditation or yoga, it doesn't really matter.
00:17:02.000 As long as you get your frequency at the right spot with the universe, it doesn't matter if you do the Jesus thing.
00:17:08.000 You know, so I think that...
00:17:10.000 I think you're right, yeah.
00:17:11.000 I think whatever gets you in that right frequency, you could worship your iPhone if you actually believe that and you can meditate to your iPhone. 0.99
00:17:20.000 I think the universe don't give a fuck. 0.96
00:17:22.000 They're like, how are you gonna get to our frequency? 0.98
00:17:25.000 That's all that matters.
00:17:25.000 The real problem is people.
00:17:28.000 You know what it is?
00:17:28.000 It's the same thing when someone believes in something, even if they believe in something completely irrational, they want everyone else to believe in it too.
00:17:35.000 People love everyone else to be on their team. 0.99
00:17:38.000 That's why, like, if you ever talk to people that use Windows and they find out that you use Mac, and they're like, what the fuck, man? 0.98
00:17:44.000 You use Mac? 1.00
00:17:44.000 Mac's for faggots. 1.00
00:17:45.000 And they get crazy. 1.00
00:17:46.000 Like, they want you to use Windows. 0.78
00:17:48.000 It's like people want you to be Muslim.
00:17:50.000 They want you to be a Scientologist.
00:17:52.000 They want you to be a Catholic.
00:17:54.000 That's the real problem is that people want you to subscribe to their ideology.
00:18:00.000 But the idea behind it, being a better person and treating everybody as if they're yourself, that's the way to go.
00:18:09.000 It really is. 0.99
00:18:10.000 But the fucking handing out the basket and fucking kids and all that other shit that Involved in religion. 1.00
00:18:16.000 Fucking kids, I have to admit. 1.00
00:18:17.000 I'm not into that. 1.00
00:18:19.000 I'm against that.
00:18:20.000 I saw that Deliver Us From Evil that he recommended.
00:18:23.000 Dude, come on.
00:18:23.000 He recommended this documentary and you guys should check it out too.
00:18:26.000 It's called Deliver Us From Evil. 0.98
00:18:27.000 If you want to find out how fucked up the Catholic Church really is, oh my God, is this incredible. 1.00
00:18:33.000 You see the whole thing? 1.00
00:18:34.000 Yeah, well I couldn't watch the whole thing.
00:18:35.000 I watched about an hour and ten minutes into it.
00:18:37.000 I had to shut it up.
00:18:38.000 Dude, did you get to the point where it turns out that guy's done like hundreds of kids?
00:18:41.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:18:42.000 I couldn't take it. 1.00
00:18:43.000 I wanted to kill him. 1.00
00:18:44.000 I mean, it's really a really sick, sick documentary about this priest who is responsible for molesting hundreds of kids. 1.00
00:18:53.000 And, you know, they covered it up. 0.90
00:18:55.000 They kept moving them.
00:18:56.000 They moved them all over the country.
00:18:58.000 And really, it's incredible.
00:18:59.000 And that's what's going on right now, that gigantic scandal that's happening right now with the Pope. 1.00
00:19:04.000 I mean, the Pope had knowledge of all this fucking shit that was going on. 1.00
00:19:07.000 There's so many pedophiles in the Catholic Church. 1.00
00:19:10.000 I bet they're all pedophiles. 1.00
00:19:11.000 I bet they're all pedophiles. 0.99
00:19:13.000 If they're not all, it's a giant percentage. 0.98
00:19:17.000 Because if it was just half of them or a quarter of them, they would be busting each other out. 0.99
00:19:23.000 There would be people coming forward saying, we gotta stop this shit. 1.00
00:19:27.000 They're all covering each other's asses. 1.00
00:19:29.000 I mean, think about it. 1.00
00:19:30.000 They chose a job where they can't get any pussy. 1.00
00:19:34.000 Well, the whole idea is... 1.00
00:19:35.000 You know what I mean?
00:19:36.000 That's gotta drive you insane. 1.00
00:19:37.000 And anybody who accepts a job where you can't get laid, you gotta be fucked up already. 1.00
00:19:44.000 You already got... 1.00
00:19:44.000 And I think my theory is that when these guys grow up gay, they're growing up in a religious home, and then once they find out they're gay, they realize, oh shit, maybe Satan is inside of me. 1.00
00:19:56.000 I got these gay feelings. 1.00
00:19:57.000 Oh my God, I gotta fight Satan. 0.98
00:19:59.000 So they become ultra-religious and ultra-Catholic. 0.99
00:20:01.000 And then they're trying to prove to God that they're going to fight the gay. 0.99
00:20:04.000 They're going to devote their life to God.
00:20:06.000 They become a priest.
00:20:08.000 And then, bam, they hold it together for the first few years.
00:20:11.000 And then they lose it. 0.98
00:20:12.000 Have you ever seen that video, God Hates Fags? 1.00
00:20:13.000 No. 1.00
00:20:14.000 The guy who's a gay guy who's singing about being Christian? 1.00
00:20:18.000 You've never seen that? 1.00
00:20:18.000 No, I'm going to find that shit on you. 1.00
00:20:19.000 You know what? 1.00
00:20:20.000 I've got to get the fuck out of here. 0.99
00:20:21.000 No, no, no. 0.99
00:20:21.000 I've got to leave, man. 0.99
00:20:22.000 Come on, man.
00:20:23.000 We don't have to leave for 20 minutes.
00:20:24.000 I've got a shower still.
00:20:25.000 Yeah, but the fights don't even start for more than an hour.
00:20:28.000 And I gotta get my hair did.
00:20:29.000 Come on, man.
00:20:30.000 Your hair looks groovy.
00:20:31.000 You gotta check this out.
00:20:32.000 People don't get to see you on YouTube that much.
00:20:33.000 You know how long it takes to blow dry my hair?
00:20:35.000 No.
00:20:36.000 How much?
00:20:36.000 You don't have to wash your hair, man.
00:20:38.000 15 minutes, man.
00:20:40.000 Hold on. 0.98
00:20:43.000 I gotta find this video because it's so ridiculous. 0.99
00:20:45.000 It's a dude who's a gay dude who's fighting against it. 0.98
00:20:48.000 And he says, Jesus is the only man for me.
00:20:50.000 Oh, man.
00:20:50.000 It's just genius.
00:20:51.000 Hold on. 0.86
00:20:53.000 It's like those guys that Borat, or not Borat, Bruno fucks with. 0.99
00:20:58.000 Here's a God Hates a Fag song. 1.00
00:20:59.000 It's real. 0.99
00:21:00.000 This is a real song. 0.98
00:21:01.000 You have to see this because it's so goddamn genius. 0.99
00:21:05.000 I don't want this guy. 0.97
00:21:08.000 Where's the guy?
00:21:08.000 Here it is.
00:21:11.000 This is a real song.
00:21:16.000 This is a real dude.
00:21:17.000 Look at his mustache.
00:21:18.000 First of all, his mustache alone.
00:21:20.000 Hold on, let me put this up for you guys.
00:21:22.000 You have to watch this.
00:21:39.000 I just put it up on Twitter.
00:21:43.000 It's so genius.
00:21:47.000 Help me fight these demons.
00:21:49.000 Come on.
00:22:04.000 Is this real?
00:22:07.000 Are you serious?
00:22:07.000 Yes!
00:22:08.000 It's real! 1.00
00:22:08.000 Look at this fucking mustache! 1.00
00:22:11.000 Not that that's proof that it's real. 1.00
00:22:14.000 This is a real fucking song, man. 0.99
00:22:16.000 This is a real Christian guy who's singing this. 1.00
00:22:21.000 And there's another video of him discussing the concert.
00:22:23.000 There's no back door.
00:22:27.000 This is awesome.
00:22:32.000 He's wearing a pink shirt.
00:22:41.000 If you could drop like a video so people can watch it too.
00:22:45.000 Yeah.
00:22:46.000 We can do that, we have to figure it out.
00:22:48.000 Like on iChat?
00:22:49.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:22:51.000 He's fucking genius. 1.00
00:22:53.000 Look at this. 1.00
00:22:53.000 Come on, the world is way better than any comedy that you could write. 1.00
00:23:04.000 It's just not put together right.
00:23:06.000 It's not edited.
00:23:06.000 You gotta go find it.
00:23:07.000 You gotta go put all the parts together.
00:23:10.000 But the world has way more comedy than anything you could ever make on your own.
00:23:13.000 Look at this guy.
00:23:15.000 Look at this.
00:23:22.000 Fill me with your love.
00:23:23.000 Help me fight these feelings.
00:23:26.000 Help me rise above.
00:23:28.000 Lord, help them heal. 1.00
00:23:29.000 this fucking mustache is killing me how horrible must it be to be a gay dude and be religious and to think that God hates you You could always be a priest. 1.00
00:23:56.000 If you haven't seen that video, you gotta watch it because it's completely ridiculous. 1.00
00:23:59.000 And, by the way, totally real. 0.99
00:24:01.000 You know, the fucking dude is a gay guy who converted to Christianity and he's like, you know, trying to tell people the right way to go. 0.99
00:24:10.000 Wow It's pretty awesome It's pretty awesome stuff. 1.00
00:24:18.000 Where's your lighter?
00:24:19.000 Yeah, put it up in the air, bro.
00:24:20.000 Let's get lighter.
00:24:21.000 Do we watch Tim and Eric?
00:24:25.000 Yeah, man.
00:24:26.000 Tim and Eric rocks.
00:24:27.000 That's probably top three favorite shows.
00:24:29.000 That and Celebrity Rehab. 1.00
00:24:32.000 That fucking thing, Dance Floor Dale. 0.99
00:24:35.000 If you haven't seen that, do a Google search for Dance Floor Dale. 1.00
00:24:39.000 It's got to be one of the funniest fucking videos I've ever seen in my life. 0.91
00:24:43.000 The weirdest, funniest things on the internet ever. 0.99
00:24:46.000 Dance Floor Dale.
00:24:47.000 You've got to see this.
00:24:48.000 You've got to find it.
00:24:49.000 Find it.
00:24:50.000 It's online.
00:24:50.000 It's on my website.
00:24:51.000 You can find it on JoeRogan.net.
00:24:53.000 Season 3 of Tim and Eric is the best because they keep having recurring sketches and they just get funnier and funnier the more...
00:25:00.000 The more developed...
00:25:01.000 Here's a good question for you.
00:25:03.000 What does Damian Maia and his jiu-jitsu bring to the table that Leitas didn't versus Silva?
00:25:07.000 Because Damian Maia is fighting Anderson Silva next month and Abu Dhabi next week, dude.
00:25:12.000 Abu Dhabi next week.
00:25:13.000 I think Damian Maia is a better guard puller than Talos Leitas.
00:25:18.000 Talos would pull guard, but he wouldn't clinch up first.
00:25:20.000 So, you know, Silva is not going to just fall in.
00:25:23.000 You've got to really shoot deep with an underhook, and you've got to make the guy sprawl.
00:25:28.000 And if he doesn't sprawl...
00:25:30.000 You know, because you didn't take a deep shot, you're not going to pull him into your guard.
00:25:34.000 And Damien Maia likes to shoot deep and pull guard.
00:25:37.000 I think that'll be the difference.
00:25:38.000 There's no way he's going to stand with Anderson Silva, you know, just based on, not just based on Anderson Silva's career and what he's done, but based on his last fight where he tried to stand for a little bit with Nate Marquardt and he, He's going to pull guard immediately, trust me. 1.00
00:25:53.000 He's not going to fuck around anymore with that shit. 0.98
00:25:55.000 I hope that's true, but I didn't think he was going to try to stand with Nate either. 1.00
00:25:59.000 Well, he stood with him for one punch, and that was just one punch too long.
00:26:02.000 Do you think that he's training with Vanderlei, and Vanderlei is a known brawler.
00:26:06.000 Do you think that style of getting in there and just mixing it up and getting ugly, that's not a good style for a guy who's not very technically proficient at striking?
00:26:17.000 You know, he's just so good on the ground.
00:26:19.000 Why give your opponent any kind of chance standing, especially Anderson Silva?
00:26:25.000 Are you going to try to mix it up a little bit with him? 0.99
00:26:27.000 That's a big fucking mistake. 0.99
00:26:28.000 He's going to pull guard immediately, trust me. 0.99
00:26:31.000 Or try to take him down because Anderson Silva isn't some NCAA national champion or anything.
00:26:37.000 So I'm sure Damian Maia is really going to take a shot for real and for real try to take him down.
00:26:42.000 But if he has any trouble, he will pull guard.
00:26:44.000 No problem.
00:26:45.000 I guarantee that.
00:26:47.000 Yeah, we've definitely seen Anderson been taken down before, you know, He got taken down many times by...
00:26:53.000 Travis Luter.
00:26:54.000 You know, Travis Luter probably had the most success.
00:26:56.000 But you gotta think about that fight.
00:26:58.000 Travis Luter fought Anderson 11 weeks after Anderson had knee surgery on both knees.
00:27:03.000 So that probably wasn't the best representation of his wrestling.
00:27:07.000 Then Dan Henderson took him down as well.
00:27:09.000 And when Dan Henderson took him down, he wasn't able to do anything to him.
00:27:13.000 He just kind of like held him down on the ground, punched him a few times, but really couldn't get anything going.
00:27:17.000 So that's the big question.
00:27:19.000 Is Anderson's jiu-jitsu good enough to stifle Damian Maia?
00:27:23.000 Because Damian Maia had a hard time with Dan Miller in his last fight.
00:27:26.000 Really couldn't get anything going with him.
00:27:28.000 I mean, he ground and pounded him, and he beat him by decision, but never came close to finishing him with a submission.
00:27:33.000 No.
00:27:34.000 And I think Dan Miller is a real good, real tough guy, but I think Anderson's jiu-jitsu is at least as good as Miller's.
00:27:40.000 I mean, on paper at least, he's a black belt and Miller's a brown belt.
00:27:44.000 But...
00:27:46.000 Miller wrestled his whole life.
00:27:47.000 There's a big difference.
00:27:48.000 That's a different kind of animal when you're grappling with a real legit wrestler.
00:27:53.000 Anderson Silva has long limbs.
00:27:56.000 I like going with guys that have long arms.
00:27:59.000 Rubber guard's a lot easier with taller guys.
00:28:03.000 It's harder for them to pull out of anything.
00:28:05.000 They have long arms.
00:28:06.000 Like the small, 145, short, 5'5", stocky wrestler types.
00:28:11.000 It's hard to get any rubber guard on because they pop their arms out so easily.
00:28:16.000 They're really small.
00:28:16.000 So I think Damon Maia is going to have more success with his jiu-jitsu with Anderson Silva, if he gets him to the ground, than he did with Miller.
00:28:25.000 Because Miller, again, he's only a brown belt, but damn, he wrestled his whole life.
00:28:29.000 That's a different kind of animal right there. 0.99
00:28:33.000 He's a chimpanzee.
00:28:34.000 The other thing about Anderson is that Anderson has had elbow problems for years.
00:28:38.000 He's had bone chunks floating around his elbow that made training really difficult.
00:28:44.000 He would have to ice his elbows after training.
00:28:47.000 Sometimes he couldn't do any weightlifting, any strength and conditioning because his elbows hurt. 0.99
00:28:51.000 He finally got all that shit fixed. 0.95
00:28:53.000 He got the elbow chunks, the pieces of bone taken out. 0.96
00:28:56.000 So we're going to see an Anderson Silva that's in a better condition than we've seen him in a long, long time.
00:29:00.000 He's had a problem throwing his right hand because of it, which is really hard to believe when you see his fights.
00:29:06.000 Big Country Nelson went tonight by Fat Mission.
00:29:10.000 How dare you?
00:29:11.000 Let me tell you something, man. 1.00
00:29:12.000 Fat, a big guy like Roy Nelson, that weight centralized in his stomach, he knows how to hold you with that shit. 1.00
00:29:19.000 That can keep you in a certain position. 1.00
00:29:21.000 He's really good at keeping his weight on you.
00:29:23.000 We have a dude that we train with, Brent.
00:29:26.000 Brent gets you in side control, man. 1.00
00:29:28.000 That motherfucker is really hard to get off you. 1.00
00:29:30.000 And he's built similar to Big Country. 1.00
00:29:32.000 Not as fat, but he's got a big gut.
00:29:35.000 And he's talented as well.
00:29:37.000 He's a good jiu-jitsu guy.
00:29:38.000 And when he gets on top of you and he gets a good position on you, it's really hard to shake him off you.
00:29:44.000 He plants that weight down on you and holds you in place.
00:29:47.000 Big Country.
00:29:48.000 If I had to guess what's going to happen tonight with Struve, I would say that Big Country, if he gets him down the ground, Struve's going to be in a lot of trouble.
00:29:54.000 All right.
00:29:55.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:29:56.000 But Struve has a lot of potential.
00:29:59.000 He might be the underdog in this fight.
00:30:02.000 He probably should be, based on his experience.
00:30:04.000 And he's really young.
00:30:05.000 And Country's been grappling for a long time.
00:30:08.000 He's really good on the ground.
00:30:09.000 People haven't really seen that.
00:30:10.000 He likes to stand and beg.
00:30:11.000 Country Nelson's really good on the ground.
00:30:13.000 He's really good.
00:30:15.000 I mean, he beat Frank Mir, was it like 11 to nothing in a submission match?
00:30:18.000 Yeah, he's got a great half guard game too.
00:30:21.000 We just haven't really seen it.
00:30:23.000 But Struve, in the long run, has so much potential.
00:30:28.000 I mean, that guy, he's like 6'8 or something like that.
00:30:32.000 He's super tall and And he loves jiu-jitsu.
00:30:35.000 You never see that.
00:30:37.000 You never see tall guys like that who are athletic and coordinated, love jiu-jitsu.
00:30:41.000 I mean, we've seen Sammy Shield.
00:30:42.000 He didn't like jiu-jitsu.
00:30:44.000 I don't know what other tall guy, but Kendall Grove, that's another tall guy who likes jiu-jitsu.
00:30:50.000 But it's true if he continues to evolve and remains a student of the game in everything, of course, striking and wrestling as well.
00:30:59.000 In jiu-jitsu, the way he's moving, and we've talked several times about jiu-jitsu and strategy and philosophies and stuff.
00:31:07.000 And he's on the right track.
00:31:10.000 I don't know if he can be country at this point in his career.
00:31:14.000 Maybe, maybe not.
00:31:15.000 But give that guy another five, six, seven years.
00:31:18.000 If he continues to evolve, he can be a serious threat with that height.
00:31:23.000 His guard could be insane.
00:31:25.000 Yeah, no kidding. 1.00
00:31:26.000 If he decided to be a ninja off his back, fuck. 1.00
00:31:31.000 He's only 22. That's the other thing about that kid. 1.00
00:31:34.000 He's real young.
00:31:35.000 He's got a massive, massive amount of time ahead of him, you know, and a lot of potential, and he's got crazy heart.
00:31:40.000 Remember in Germany when he got cut wide open, was bleeding all over the place?
00:31:43.000 Who did he fight in that fight? 1.00
00:31:45.000 Fuck, I don't remember. 1.00
00:31:46.000 I don't remember. 1.00
00:31:48.000 He got in trouble.
00:31:48.000 He got cut real bad, and he still pulled it out and wound up submitting the dude, so it was pretty badass.
00:31:54.000 Do another Ustream tonight?
00:31:56.000 Maybe.
00:31:57.000 Maybe we will if we get back to the hotel.
00:31:58.000 It'll be late here, and I don't go to bed until late on the West Coast, so it'll be early for me.
00:32:03.000 So yeah, we could do that.
00:32:04.000 We could come after the after-party and do it non-sober.
00:32:09.000 This is a sober version of the Ustream because I gotta go do the broadcasting right now.
00:32:14.000 Gomi or Ken Flo? 0.99
00:32:15.000 Who the fuck knows, son? 0.99
00:32:17.000 That's why they gotta do it. 0.99
00:32:19.000 I think it's exciting having Gomi over here. 0.97
00:32:21.000 I would've liked to see him over here years ago, but...
00:32:24.000 You know, he's still young and he's got a lot to prove, you know, and I think he's training real hard.
00:32:29.000 He looked in real good shape and he's saying all the right things that he wants to really make another run and get another run at B.J. Penn.
00:32:36.000 And he's obviously got to get through Kenny to do that, so I think it's going to be real interesting.
00:32:40.000 He's a solid wrestler and he's a big power puncher.
00:32:42.000 You know, he hits hard.
00:32:44.000 So I think Kenny's going to try to use his legs.
00:32:48.000 Kenny's got real good leg kicks, real good movement.
00:32:50.000 He's going to try to use his footwork, work him with leg kicks, and then if he goes to the ground, he'll try to submit him and cut him up with elbows.
00:32:58.000 The thing about Gomi is Gomi has not fought anybody ever with the elbow rules.
00:33:03.000 You know, elbows are different, man, especially the cage.
00:33:06.000 You know, cage and elbows, you know, those are two totally different things that he's never experienced before.
00:33:12.000 So it's going to be interesting.
00:33:13.000 It's going to be interesting.
00:33:14.000 And Kenny, man, he gets better every time.
00:33:17.000 I gotta get out of here, guys.
00:33:18.000 I gotta get ready.
00:33:19.000 Gotta jump in the shower.
00:33:20.000 The show's gonna start in an hour.
00:33:21.000 We gotta leave in 10 minutes.
00:33:23.000 Thank you very much.
00:33:24.000 I'll do this again.
00:33:26.000 Yeah, come over to my house.
00:33:27.000 We'll do a full version. 1.00
00:33:28.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:33:29.000 Let's do it. 1.00
00:33:30.000 Alright, you wanna leave with us?
00:33:31.000 You know what?
00:33:32.000 I'm gonna just take my own car.
00:33:33.000 Okay.
00:33:34.000 I'm gonna be right.
00:33:34.000 You got the rental?
00:33:35.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:33:35.000 I'll be cool.
00:33:36.000 I'll see you there, man.
00:33:36.000 We'll see you in 10 minutes.
00:33:39.000 First flight to 5.15 or something?
00:33:41.000 Yeah, no.
00:33:42.000 Yeah.
00:33:42.000 5.15.
00:33:43.000 Yeah.
00:33:44.000 It's 4.05 right now.
00:33:46.000 Ladies and gentlemen, finally we're alone.
00:33:50.000 So, uh, that's the story. 0.97
00:33:53.000 I gotta leave in ten minutes, so I should get my shit going. 0.98
00:33:57.000 Yeah, I wanted to do just a little show because I couldn't do one last week because I had a staph infection that I had to deal with so I didn't fucking die. 0.99
00:34:04.000 That's the problem with jiu-jitsu, man. 1.00
00:34:06.000 You know, you roll with dirty motherfuckers and you get weird skin shit, you know? 1.00
00:34:10.000 Weird diseases. 1.00
00:34:12.000 I know a dude who got herpes on his head.
00:34:15.000 What?
00:34:16.000 Yeah, you can get herpes from jiu-jitsu.
00:34:19.000 Not good.
00:34:21.000 The deal with me getting a serious radio show.
00:34:23.000 I'm going to do a weekly show.
00:34:25.000 I think I'm going to do like a six-week run, a trial run.
00:34:28.000 And it's all dependent on my scheduling because I just signed a deal to write a book.
00:34:35.000 I've been writing it for a while, but we've been negotiating about a deal and we finally got the right deal.
00:34:41.000 I was in New York last week and I met with the publishers.
00:34:44.000 They came out to see me when I performed at Gotham.
00:34:47.000 So I got a nice deal and I'm getting ready.
00:34:50.000 And the deal is that I have to finish the book by August.
00:34:53.000 So I'm going to be guns blazing.
00:34:56.000 Trying to write this thing and finish it.
00:34:57.000 Most of the stories, it's going to be mostly about the beginning days of doing stand-up because I have so many crazy stories about bad road gigs and just struggling on the road and what it's like to be really an amateur comedian trying to go out there and get people to laugh for money and how fucking crazy it is and how unsure it is and how you really have no idea if it's ever going to work out and you feel It's completely insecure.
00:35:27.000 You feel like there's no way this is ever going to really turn out to be a career and how nutty some of the fucking gigs I've done were.
00:35:35.000 Why wasn't you at weigh-ins yesterday? 0.97
00:35:38.000 I don't even think I'm going to answer that because it's so retardedly written. 1.00
00:35:41.000 But if somebody else asks it, I'll answer it.
00:35:45.000 I wasn't at the weigh-ins because I didn't get in in time.
00:35:48.000 My flight didn't land until 4 o'clock, so they had Goldberg do the weigh-ins.
00:35:53.000 And then I had my show last night.
00:35:55.000 You know, because we were in New York, and then I flew back from New York Sunday.
00:35:59.000 I had Monday to stay home with my family, and then Tuesday flew out again.
00:36:05.000 So unless I'd stayed here in Charlotte, there was no way really I was going to be able to get to the weigh-ins.
00:36:14.000 It's too much traveling.
00:36:15.000 I need to be home at least a couple days a week, otherwise I go nutty.
00:36:18.000 When you have babies, man, you just can't wait to go home and see them.
00:36:24.000 How's Hardy's arm?
00:36:25.000 Hardy's fine.
00:36:25.000 Hardy doesn't have any problems.
00:36:27.000 There's nothing wrong with him.
00:36:27.000 I can't believe it.
00:36:29.000 His shoulder, his arms.
00:36:32.000 I think George St. Pierre didn't quite have the arm bar right.
00:36:37.000 But the Kimura, there was one point in time in the Kimura, I thought it was just going to rip off.
00:36:42.000 I mean, it looked pretty bad.
00:36:47.000 Bring back some chicks from the after party at least. 0.98
00:36:50.000 No, I can't do that anymore. 1.00
00:36:52.000 I made babies and I made a wife and all that shit. 0.98
00:36:58.000 Am I doing a show with Aziz and Zari? 0.99
00:37:01.000 I don't know him, but I think he's on that show.
00:37:05.000 The Kevin and Bean show that I'm doing this weekend.
00:37:08.000 April Foolishness.
00:37:09.000 I think it's either Friday or Saturday night.
00:37:12.000 One of those.
00:37:13.000 I'm not sure which.
00:37:14.000 I'll tell you right now.
00:37:16.000 I think it's Saturday.
00:37:20.000 Yeah, Saturday.
00:37:28.000 It's at the Gibson Amphitheater in Universal, and I'm pretty sure it's way sold out.
00:37:32.000 Those guys always sell out their shows.
00:37:34.000 It's a really good lineup, too.
00:37:35.000 A lot of funny comedians.
00:37:37.000 I did it last year with Patton Oswalt did it, Ray Romano.
00:37:41.000 Ray Romano, Patton Oswalt, Jeff Ross, a bunch of good guys.
00:37:45.000 I know Jeff's on it again this year.
00:37:47.000 I think Jay Moore's on it again this year, too.
00:37:51.000 Is Ariane hot or what? 1.00
00:37:53.000 She's hot if you're not gay. 1.00
00:37:56.000 If you're gay, she's probably not hot. 1.00
00:37:58.000 The buffer 360 tonight? 0.98
00:37:59.000 I think he said he would never do that again.
00:38:01.000 I think he said the buffer 360 is going to retire. 1.00
00:38:03.000 He's going to put that shit in the books. 1.00
00:38:05.000 It's over, son. 1.00
00:38:07.000 What do I think about crop circles?
00:38:09.000 I think they're incredible geometric patterns. 0.98
00:38:12.000 Whether or not humans made them, who the fuck knows? 0.86
00:38:16.000 There's a lot of people that argue that it's impossible for people to make them, that they're three times the size of a football field and they appear overnight and they're in perfect geometric patterns and circles and everything. 0.98
00:38:28.000 I don't know.
00:38:28.000 I think it's very intriguing.
00:38:30.000 At the very least, some of them are fascinating because they're so fucking huge.
00:38:36.000 If people really are making these things and they're flattening them out and just leaving them there, it's like, wow, it's such incredible geometric art.
00:38:48.000 You would think that they would want to take credit for that.
00:38:50.000 If it's just a hoax, it's incredible that it's a hoax that they've kept up for this long.
00:38:54.000 How sneaky are they?
00:38:56.000 And what's the benefit of that?
00:38:58.000 What's the reward?
00:38:59.000 I don't know.
00:39:00.000 I mean, I don't have an opinion one way or another, though.
00:39:03.000 I think it's also possible that it could be some sort of an experiment that they do to impose geometric patterns in these fields.
00:39:12.000 It might be something that they do from the sky or something like that. 0.97
00:39:16.000 Who the fuck knows how they're doing it? 0.96
00:39:18.000 If you talk to some people that say that these patterns, the way they're made, that the nodes of these plants have been blown out like they've had energy pulsed through them like microwaves, like expanded. 0.99
00:39:30.000 I don't know though.
00:39:32.000 I really personally have not done enough research and really paid attention to both sides of the argument. 0.98
00:39:39.000 I know one side of the argument is that it's bullshit and the other side of the argument is that it's aliens. 0.98
00:39:44.000 Both of them seem pretty ridiculous, so I'm not exactly sure. 1.00
00:39:48.000 When I think about that shit. 0.99
00:39:52.000 So, what did I think about the Luke Stewart-Andre Galvaal fight? 1.00
00:39:57.000 I thought that fight was really interesting.
00:39:59.000 I was blown away by that Luke Stewart guy.
00:40:02.000 That guy has incredible sweeps, man.
00:40:04.000 He's relentless.
00:40:05.000 I thought he won the fight.
00:40:07.000 I thought he beat him with stand-up, and I thought his ground game negated Galvaal's ground game, and he swept him a bunch of times, and I thought he edged him.
00:40:18.000 I thought it was a real close fight, but I thought Stewart edged him.
00:40:21.000 But man, he blew me away. 1.00
00:40:23.000 Luke Stewart is a bad motherfucker. 1.00
00:40:25.000 And I'm really looking forward to his next fight. 1.00
00:40:27.000 That was really, really impressive.
00:40:29.000 UFC 115 in Cincinnati.
00:40:31.000 They say that might be possible if the Vancouver thing falls through.
00:40:37.000 I don't know if that's fallen through or not.
00:40:39.000 I haven't heard it directly from the horse's mouth.
00:40:41.000 So when I hear it, I'll find out.
00:40:46.000 Any more documentaries like The Union coming out?
00:40:48.000 Yeah, I did a documentary on DMT. It's called DMT The Spirit Molecule and it should be done in May and probably out for release sometime around the summer.
00:41:02.000 I know they're taking it to film festivals and they're bringing it all over the place, but it's a documentary mostly about different people's experiences on DMT and I am the narrator.
00:41:15.000 Do I know who Bob Lazar is?
00:41:17.000 Yeah, Bob Lazar is a guy who claims to have worked for Area 51 and You know, he's kind of been discredited with a lot of things, especially like his education.
00:41:24.000 I guess he kind of like told some lies about where he went to school and what his degrees are in, but very, very intelligent guy.
00:41:32.000 And he obviously knew a lot about that area, about Area 51, whether or not he really did have any contact with UFOs or with alien spacecraft or any of that stuff. 0.66
00:41:43.000 I mean, It could be total 100% horseshit, or it could be true.
00:41:47.000 It's really hard to tell. 0.96
00:41:49.000 But when a guy lies about his education, lies about certain aspects of his background, you've got to assume that he's probably lied about other things as well.
00:41:57.000 I don't know.
00:41:59.000 Again, I don't really have an opinion either way.
00:42:01.000 Interesting to watch him talk though.
00:42:02.000 He's very confident.
00:42:03.000 He's very confident, which could mean either A, he's crazy, and that's why he's confident, or B, he's telling the truth. 0.98
00:42:11.000 Alright, I gotta get the fuck out of here because the car is picking me up in two minutes. 0.78
00:42:15.000 I just wanted to bust out a nice quick one right here for you guys and say what's up.
00:42:21.000 So, thank you everybody for tuning in and we'll do one probably this weekend.
00:42:26.000 I'll have Eddie come over to my house and we'll do like a full long ass one. 1.00
00:42:30.000 Maybe Friday.
00:42:31.000 And that's it, my friends.
00:42:33.000 Thank you very much.
00:42:34.000 Enjoy the fights tonight.
00:42:35.000 They're live on Spike TV tonight.
00:42:38.000 There's, I don't know what time it comes on, but it's right before the Ultimate Fighter.
00:42:41.000 So it's fight night.
00:42:43.000 Kenny Florian versus Gomi is the headliner.
00:42:45.000 It's going to be a 6-6 fight.
00:42:46.000 And Ross Pearson's on the card, too, against Dennis Seaver.
00:42:49.000 Looking forward to that, too.
00:42:50.000 Alright my friends, thank you very much for tuning into this thing again and I will be back next week with a real solid podcast and maybe we'll even do one this weekend with Eddie Bravo at my house.
00:43:05.000 So thank you very much and I'll see you guys soon.